Post by Scorpion on Dec 27, 2011 17:15:35 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "No Remorse" by Metallica, is blasting over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Hello ladies and gentlemen! Thank you for joining us for another night full of EHWF action! We have another good card set up for you guys tonight! You won't want to miss a thing!
Chuck Thompson: You sure don't! We have an awesome main event with the newest stable in EHWF, Tha Revolution, facing off against the number one contender and a veteran of EHWF in Scott Wilson and Danny Givens. That will be an exciting main event for sure!
Steve White: It sure will! The Mayhem World Champion himself is also in action tonight against Double X. That will be another good one!
Chuck Thompson: Damn right it will! There are plenty of other good matches lined up for tonight as well, but right now, we have to go up to the ring with Patricia Downs, ready to call tonights first match!
The camera then cuts up to the ring with Patricia Downs. She is standing in the center of the ring with a microphone in her hand, ready to call the first match of the evening.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this following bout is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first!
The lights go out then red and white lights flash thought out the arena then "Slow Chemical" By Finger Eleven blasts through the Arena...Death Warrior walks out on to the stage and then walks down the ramp and he climbs up on the apron and over the top rope.
Patricia Downs: From He’s Own Mind, Weighing in at 334 Pounds... DEATH WARRIOR!
Steve White: This pure evil monster is looking to be the next dominant force in EHWF and what a way to prove it then to take out two competitors here tonight.
Chuck Thompson: Death Warrior is my pick tonight.
Steve White: This should be quite the match. Hopefully guys like Lee don't stink it up like last week.
Memory by mercy drive hits and red and black lights shine as Dustin Holt comes out ignoring the fans as he heads to the ring.
Patricia Downs: And From Gainesville Florida, weighing in at 238 Pounds... DUSTIN HOLT!
Steve White: Holt is looking to get back on track and if he can here tonight then he may just have a future here in EHWF.
A Purple Smoke envelops the stage as the music blares throughout the arena. In seconds, Jimi Lee jumps out on to the stage, but stops as he catches his balance. He begins walking down the ramp, but trips over himself and rolls to the ring. After bumping in to the apron, he jumps up again and rolls in the ring. Being hazy, he falls on the ropes and smiles at the crowd.
Patricia Downs: Lastly From Dallas Texes by way of his Mothers Basement, Weighing in at 202 Pounds... JIMI LEE!
DING DING DING!
The Bell Rings and Lee and Holt start brawling. Holt wins out when he knocks Lee down to the ground with a hard right hand. Death Warrior tightens his gloves and watches the two fight it out. Death Warrior walks up to Holt and grabs his neck, ready for a chokeslam. Lee gets up and tries to walk past them to recover but Warrior gets Lee into the hold as well.
Steve White: Death Warrior is going to deal out double chokeslams right here tonight ladies and gents. It looks like it's all over for Lee and Holt.
Chuck Thompson: Yeah I told you Warrior would pull it off.
Lee and Holt look at each other and start working together, booting the gut of Warrior and getting out of the hold. Lee and Holt dropkick Warrior and he falls to the mat. Holt and Lee get up at the same time but Holt is quicker with an attack, hitting a huge jumping cutter on Lee. Then going for a cover.
Chuck Thompson: Hook of the far leg, will Holt get the pin here?
1...
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Holt looking to be done with this match early but just could get the 3 count.
Chuck Thompson: I think Jimi Lee's drug abuse should have already got him fired from EHWF, Steve.
Steve White: Lee is just trying to be a competitor. He already disappointed his mentor with Michael Rissi with Sunder in the past 2 weeks. Could a third loss be the nail in his coffin.
Chuck Thompson: Sunder and Lee were Rissi's protégé's but it appears as if they have disappointed him to much and looks as if he has disowned them.
Holt stomps out Lee for a while but doesn't see Warrior coming. Warrior hits a massive big boot on Holt and Holt is rocked to the ground. Holt rolls out of the Ring and Death Warrior turns his attention to a struggling Lee. Lee gets to his feet and Warrior goes to grab him. Lee turns around quickly and blows some marijuana smoke into his face. Warrior is stunned for a moment and Lee drop kicks him to the mat. Lee awaits Warrior to get up and he does, this time with Lee hitting quick punches and kicks on the big man.
Steve White: Lee has to be careful here.
Chuck Thompson: Come on Warrior, get him. Tear him up!
Lee bounces off the ropes and fly kicks Warrior. Warrior stumbles around a bit but finds his feet. Warrior turns around and swings at Lee but Lee ducks it and boots Warrior in the chest. Warrior takes a step back as Lee runs towards the ropes.
Chuck Thompson: Here comes Lee! Warrior is in some trouble. Watch Out!
Lee bounces off the ropes and heads for a stumbling Death Warrior. Lee goes to hit his move but is stopped when Warrior grabs him and hits a huge chokeslam, destroying Lee on the mat. Warrior looks down as he is about to make a cover but his triumph is cut short when Dustin Holt runs back in and hits a big jumping cutter on Death Warrior. Death Warrior hits the mat hard and is devastated. Warrior rolls onto the apron in pain as Dustin Holt begins to stalk a struggling Jimi Lee. Just when Jimi Lee turns around, he is met with a DKO by Dustin Holt! Jimi Lee goes down hard and Dustin Holt goes for the pin! 1...2...3!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Dustin Holt!
Steve White: I wonder if this means the Dustin Holt versus Jimi Lee rivalry has ended?
Chuck Thompson: I guess we'll have to wait and see.
The scene then fades out to a commercial break with Dustin Holt celebrating his victory in the ring.
The scene comes back from a commercial break in a hospital room. The date on the camera reads Tuesday, December 20th 2011. The camera man moves around the empty bed he is standing by and we find out who it is that is in the hospital bed. It is Raven Trueblood. The man who got brutally beat down in his match last week and then thrown off of the stage through some tables and electrical equipment by EHWF Co-Owner, Scorpion. He is semi-awake and he notices the camera man come up closer to him. He sighs and looks the other way. Just then, we hear voices from right outside of the room. Quite fimiliar voices too. The camera man walks over to the door and points it out the door a little bit and sees a doctor talking with three of EHWF's top superstars, the newly formed team of Tha Revolution.
Michael Rissi: So this is Raven Truebloods room?
Doctor: Yes sir it is. Please, be nice with him. He is still in a very unstable state.
Michael Rissi and rest of Tha Revolution agree as the camera man backs up out of the way and the three men walk into the room. Michael Rissi stops at the door and stands there, as if watching it to make sure no one is coming in. The other two members of Tha Revolution, Corey Stevens and Drake Coleman, walk over to the hurt Raven Trueblood. Raven Trueblood looks at them and by the sound of the machine, his heart beat begins going faster and faster. Drake Coleman looks down at Raven Trueblood and laughs.
Drake Coleman: Remember me, buddy?
He laughs again and gets on one side of the hospital bed as Corey Stevens gets on the other side of it. They both begin pummeling Raven Trueblood with punches over and over again. Corey Stevens then pulls out all of the wires currently plugged into Raven Trueblood. They pull him off of the hospital bed and begin to kick him while he is down on the ground. Corey Stevens then picks up Raven Trueblood as Drake Coleman picks up the clean bedpan that was laying beside Raven Trueblood's hospital bed. He smacks it over the head of Raven Trueblood and Corey Stevens lets Raven fall to the ground, almost unconcious. The bedpan is now greatly dented. Drake Coleman tosses it aside and then another man enters the room. It is none other than the Co-Owner of EHWF himself, Scorpion! Corey Stevens and Drake Coleman pick up Raven Trueblood and hold him against the window. Scorpion laughs.
Scorpion: I'm sure you regret fucking us over now, don't you?!
Scorpion then grabs Raven Trueblood by the throat and smacks the back of his head against the window a few times, cracking the window pretty bad. He then signals for Corey and Drake to let go of Raven Trueblood and they do. He then picks up Raven Trueblood in a powerbomb position on his shoulders and takes a few steps back and then runs forward and throws him out of the window! A crash is heard and an alarm goes off down below. The camera man runs over to the broken window and looks out of it. Raven Trueblood lays on a now fucked up car, not moving at all. The car alarm is the noise that is heard. The camera man then looks back at Scorpion, who is laughing. Michael Rissi, Corey Stevens, and Drake Coleman all look at him as if saying "What the fuck did you just do?!" as Scorpion continues to laugh. Luckily, it was only the second story window, so he didn't die, but it was a fall bad enough to hurt him pretty bad from the obivous way he is laying there.
Michael Rissi: Come on, man. We have to get out of here.
Down below, security and medics run towards Raven Trueblood as the four men exit the room and the camera immediately cuts out.
The scene comes back from a commercial break.
Steve White: I can't believe what we just saw there. I sure hope Raven Trueblood doesn't die from those injuries or we will have some lawsuits on our hands and Scorpion will go to jail!
Chuck Thompson: I really don't want to think about that right now. Let's just go on with the show.
Three of this match's five contestants already in the ring. Patricia Downs begins announcing them.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a five man battle royal match! Introducing first, hailing from Des Moines, Iowa, standing at 6 feet tall and weighing in at 250 pounds, he is Toxix Anderson!
The fans boo him.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from Seattle, Washington, he stands at 6 feet and 2 inches tall and weighs in at 242 pounds, he is John Crookshanks!
The fans boo him too.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, hailing from Parts Unknown, standing at 6 feet and 3 inches tall and weighing in at 228 pounds, he is Red Dragon!
The fans boo him as well. They then begin chanting "YOU THREE SUCK!" repeatedly.
Buble's singing sweetens the mood for John McCain, who enters like a plastic politician with a great big warm smile that should charm but fails and only angers the crowd. This cheap heat continues until reaching the ring, where he gives the referee a solid handshake and his opponent, who declines and trys to hit him, but luckily the referee steps in just in time.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, hailing from the Heart of Canada, standing at 6 feet and 2 inches tall and weighing in at 200 pounds exactly, he is John McCain!
The fans partly cheer and party laugh at this guy and his name.
Chuck Thompson: I wish my name was John McCain, too!
Underground Kings by Drake hits the PA and the crowd erputs into a petition of boos shattering the arena with screams of hate. Matt Dave comes out into the view of the audience and examines the crowd before him with a evil smirk on his face. He slowly makes his way down the entrance ramp, ignoring the crowd as they slander his name. He slides into the ring and looks around at the crowd once more. He goes from turnbuckle to turnbuckle motioning to the crowd that he is number one. He stops after go on each turnbuckle at least once and waits for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, hailing from Cameron, North Carolina, standing at 6 feet and 3 inches tall and weighing in at 210 pounds, he is Matt Dave!
Steve White: Ya know, i've heard a lot of good things about this Matt Dave fellow. He did that awesome promo a few weeks back, and tonight he is finally making his long awaited debut in this big battle royal match. I can't wait to see what he can do!
Chuck Thompson: Pssh. John McCain has this shit in the bag!
DING DING DING!
The match starts out with Toxix Anderson running full speed at John McCain, for whatever reason he picked him to fight first. This turned out to be an extremely bad move by Toxix, as he was easily caught with a kick to the groin! He falls down onto his back and holds his balls as John McCain climbs the ropes. Yes, John McCain is climbing the ropes! He then hits a diving headbutt! Toxix Anderson holds his balls with one hand and his chest with the other as John McCain goes for the quick pin. 1...2..3!
Patricia Downs: Toxix Anderson has been eliminated!
Steve White: Holy shit! Are you kidding me?! Haha! John McCain got the first elimination?!
Chuck Thompson: Hell yes! He is going to win this match! I told you!
John McCain gets up and throws his fists in the air and jumps around, celebrating his pinfall elimination. Rest of the wrestlers in the match have been standing in their corners still, not moving an inch. Half of them are laughing and the other half are shaking their head in shame at Toxix losing that quickly to John McCain. Matt Dave quits shaking his head and walks over to Red Dragon, who is kneeling down and laughing. Matt Dave grabs him in a muai-thai clinch and knees him in the face two times! Red Dragon falls down onto the ring mat and holds his face. Matt Dave then picks him up and hits a huge Aftershock on him! Red Dragon lays on the ring mat, out like a light. Matt Dave then goes for a quick pin. 1...2...3!
Patricia Downs: Red Dragon has been eliminated!
Steve White: That is my pick right there! He has elimated someone just as easily as John McCain did!
Chuck Thompson: Yes, but at the same time, he is way more used to wrestling than John McCain is!
Matt Dave then gets to his feet and stares straight over at John McCain who frowns at what he just did. John McCain then walks over to John Crookshanks and whispers something in his ear. After he does, John Crookshanks goes to one side of Matt Dave and John McCain goes to the other side of him. Both men begin to run at Matt Dave at the same time, but John McCain stops right as he begins to run, which gives Matt Dave plenty of time to catch John Crookshanks and hit him with a huge powerslam! He then gets back up to his feet and picks up John Crookshanks and hits him with an Aftershock too! John Crookshanks lays almost in the center of the ring as John McCain climbs to the top rope once more and jumps down, landing another diving headbutt straight into the chest of John Crookshanks. He then pins him. 1...2...3!
Patricia Downs: John Crookshanks has been eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: John McCain: score 2. Matt Dave: score 1.
Steve White: We'll see. It is down to just those two now.
John McCain begins to loosen up his arms, as if getting ready for a huge fight. He runs full speed at Matt Dave and Matt Dave hits him with a perfectly executed dropkick. John McCain falls to the ring mat, holding his chest. Matt Dave then begins to stomp John McCain repeatedly, doing his best to prove to him he is the better wrestler. He then decides to end the onslaught and picks up John McCain and leaps off of the ropes and hits him with a huge Afterburn into a pin! 1...2...3!
Patricia Downs: John McCain has been eliminated! Therefore, your winner is Matt Dave!
"Underground Kings" by Drake then plays over the PA system again as Matt Dave gets to his feet and gets his hand raised by the referee in victory. John McCain lays on the ring mat on his stomach, holding the back of his head.
Chuck Thompson: Damn it!
Steve White: Haha! I told ya this Matt Dave guy is going to be great. But, i will give respect where it is earned, John McCain proved he is more than just a complete jobber tonight.
Chuck Thompson: Hell yes he did! He has a bright future in EHWF and he will soon be our Mayhem World Champion, i just know it!
Steve White: Now i don't know if i would go that far. But he might be pretty good.
The scene then fades out to a commercial break with Matt Dave exiting the ring and going up the entrance ramp towards the backstage area.
We see Steve White and Chuck Thompson put their headsets on and face back to the announce table as Patricia Downs makes her way into the ring, microphone in hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this following bout is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first!
I Need A Doctor starts playing over the PA system and Quinton Hughes steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp met with a huge amount of boos from the crowd. He is wearing his usual gangster stuff with bling around his neck. He makes his way down to the ring and goes up the steel steps and stands on the ring apron for a minute before going over the middle rope and into the ring. He shows off on a turnbuckle and then gets down and lets the fans boo him some more.
Patricia Downs: From Pittsburgh Pennsylvania... Weighing in at 245 Pounds! QUINTON HUGHES.
The opening riff to "Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch blares through the area speakers as the black trench coat, black and red mask wearing form of Sah'ta Thor step out from the back. As the music continues to play he struts arrogantly towards the ring. As he walks down to the ring he ignores the fans as he was intent on getting to the ring. Once in the ring he takes of his title and passes it to the time keeper then removes his trench coat to reveal a black t-shirt and jeans combo. His hands were covered with striker’s gloves which he raises into the air in an X as a red and black pyros shoot from the ring posts. He lowers his arms and steps back while awaiting his opponent.
Patricia Downs: From Unknown... Weighing in at 175 Pounds! SAH'TA THOR!
Steve White: Thor is looking to destroy Quinton Hughes tonight, but will Hughes let him?
Both men meet in the center of the ring and the bell rings.
DING DING DING!
Just as the bell tolls, Thor bolts towards Quinton looking for a big boot. Quinton quickly moves out of the way and Thor misses. When Thor turns around Quinton hits him with a quick left right combo. Thor is rocked by the huge hits and he is sent down to the mat. Quinton quickly jumps down towards the mat and tries to go to ground and pound Thor. Thor rolls out of the way and gets up, Quinton goes to follow him but is met with a few kicks to the gut from Thor.
Steve White: Quinton showing some impressive skill here but Thor is not one to disappoint.
Thor grabs the head of Quinton and begins to drag him to the corner. Quinton gets his bearings early on and forces Thor down to the mat instead, grappling him and trying to set him up for a ground and pound. Quinton hammers down his fist but misses as Thor rolls out of it. Thor gets up and tries to his a clothesline on Quinton but he doesn't fall. Thor takes another run up at it but this time Quinton nails Thor with a massive right hand, dropping Thor. Quinton rests on the ropes for a minute.
Steve White: Very impressive from Quinton, I did not expect this at all.
Chuck Thompson: Maybe Quinton is finally showing some balls or maybe Thor has just lost it...
Steve White: Well whatever the reason I can ensure you that we are seeing some amazing entertainment here tonight!
Thor struggles back up to his feet as Quinton runs over to execute a power move. Thor ducks him and ends up booting Quinton right in the face. Quinton hits the ropes hard and Thor goes onto hit heavy rights and lefts into the mid section of Quinton. The big man is hurt but is also unamused as he pushes Thor down to the mat. Thor goes to get back up but is met with another huge right from Quinton. Thor hits the mat and rolls out of the ring.
Steve White: Wow Quinton is actually trying to dominate this thing with Thor.
Chuck Thompson: Never count Thor out... You know that.
Quinton follows Thor on the outside of the ring and stalks him as the ref starts a count. 1...2... Quinton sees Thor turn around and goes for a lariat but Thor rolls out of the way. Thor gets back up and dishes out some hard kicks to Quinton's mid-section than drops Quinton with his own lariat. The ref continues the count. 3...4...
Chuck Thompson: Maybe you have spoken too soon Steve?
Steve White: Maybe I have but no doubt we are seeing some great action from these men here tonight.
Chuck Thompson: Never count Thor out... You know that.
Steve White: Oh God... What's Thor doing now?
Thor goes on to drag Quinton's head and set it up next to the ring post on the outside as the ref continues to count. 5...6... Thor raises Quinton's head and slams it, full force into the steel ring post. Quinton drops to the ground Thor give out a derange smile and rolls back into the ring as the ref continues the count. 7... Quinton rolls around in pain as we can see blood flowing from his head now. 8... Quinton yells and forces himself onto one knee, looking at the ref giving his count. 9... Quinton yells out in pain and dives up onto the apron, rolling into the ring at a count of 9. Thor looks unimpressed and runs up and starts stomping out a hurt Quinton Hughes without giving a second thought.
Chuck Thompson: Even though Quinton almost lost it he is actually fighting good.
Steve White: Look at Thor taking advantage... Thor has no emotion for anyone at all, especially Quinton Hughes.
Chuck Thompson: Quinton is busted open and bleeding profusely. Quinton is in big trouble.
Steve White: I'm not counting Quinton out just yet!
Thor finishes stomping out Quinton and takes a rest on the ropes. Quinton tries to roll away slowly but Thor stalks him, ominously beaming in on him. Thor goes down to grab Quinton's head but Quinton hits a big elbow into the face of Thor sending Thor gasping in the corner. Quinton slowly gets to his feet but Thor is angry and in a rage, flings of the ropes towards Quinton. Quinton doesn't have a second thought and smothers Thor's move by taking him down and going for a ground a pound. Quinton hits some big punches into the face and skull of Thor. Thor is down and Quinton sits over him. Quinton raises his arms to the crowd but he may be celebrating too early as Thor rolls him up into a small package pin.
1...
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: I am not believing this match right now!
Chuck Thompson: Thor so close to ending this one!
A shocked Thor gets up. Both men are covered in Quinton's blood which is still flowing from his forehead. Quinton sways around for a moment then goes to hit Thor with a fast right hand, but Thor ducks it. Thor pulls Quinton back around and boots him in the gut then bites him on the forehead. Quinton falls to the mat in pain as Thor wipes Quinton's blood from his mouth.
Chuck Thompson: That has to be against health relations for sure...
Steve White: Quinton is in deep pain right now, can he pull it together?
Quinton struggles around on one knee as he is beginning to feel the pain. Thor rests for a moment then goes on to scout Quinton, standing behind him. When Quinton gets back to his feet, Sah'ta Thor spears him in between the ring ropes and both men go crashing to the outside floor. The referee begins the count. 1...2...3...4...5...6 Sah'ta Thor gets to his feet first, but Quinton grabs him by the leg. 7...8...9 Quinton refuses to let go of his leg! 10!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has informed me that this match has been declared a double countout!
Steve White: I can't believe this! Quinton Hughes knew he wouldn't be able to make it back into the ring, so he just got them both counted out!
The fans boo loudly as Sah'ta Thor begins to stomp Quinton in the head repeatedly while Quinton still holds on to his other leg. Finally, Sah'ta gets free from the grasp and begins stomping on Quinton repeatedly. Referees come down to the ring and pull Sah'ta Thor away from the bloodied Quinton as the scene fades to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs standing inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand ready to call the next match.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a triple threat divas match and is scheduled for one fall!
"Machine Gun Blues (Trixie Mix)" by Social Distortion begins to play over the PA system as Trixie Callaway steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp. She is met by some whistles and some cheers and some boos. Fans don't really know what to think of her yet, as they havn't really seen much of her at all. She begins to make her way down the entrance ramp, not bothering to hit fans' hands on her way down.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, she hails from Hollywood, California, she stands at 5 feet and 3 inches tall and she weighs in at 113 pounds, she is Trixie Callaway!
Once again, some fans cheer and some boo. She gets to the ring apron and hops up on it and puts one knee on it. She then pulls herself up to her feet with the help of the ring ropes and then goes under the middle rope and into the ring. She doesn't really care what the fans think, so she just goes straight to her corner without showing off or anything.
"Move my Jagger" by Maroon 5 plays as pyro shoots out and Kelsey Marxx makes her way out onto the stage. She makes her way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans, then climbs into the ring and poses in the corner and waits for her last opponent to come out.
Patricia Downs: And introducing her opponent, hailing from Concord, New Hampshire, she stands at 5 feet and 4 inches tall and weighs in tonight at 120 pounds, she is Kelsey Marxx!
The arena light's shut off, Rhiannon crawls out from the back on her hands and knees. A green spotlight shines on her so the fans can see the crazy look on her face. Rhiannon crawls all the way to the ring and then climbs into it. There she looks down at the ring mat and awaits the bell to start the match.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada, standing at 5 feet and 6 inches tall and weighing in at 112 pounds, she is Rhiannon!
Steve White: I have heard nothing but good things about this diva. I sure hope she can back up what i heard tonight.
DING DING DING!
The match starts out with Trixie Callaway and Rhiannon running at each other and getting into a catfight in the center of the ring. They are grabbing each other by the hair, smacking each others head off of the ring mat, and rolling around. Kelsey Marxx decides to stand back and watch this happen instead of pouncing on them right away. Finally, she gets tired of waiting and grabs Rhiannon by the hair and pulls her off of Trixie Callaway. Kelsey then throws Rhiannon by the hair across the ring. Rhiannon rolls out of the ring, holding her head.
Steve White: I always cringe thinking about my hair being pulled like that every single time i see that move done.
Chuck Thompson: Well, Steve, you are a pansy so that makes sense.
Kelsey Marxx then picks up Trixie Callaway and kicks her in the midsection. She then runs against the ropes and hits a knee lift straight to the face of Trixie Callaway. Kelsey Marxx looks down at her and laughs straight in her face and then stomps her a few times. Trixie Callaway rolls to the outside of the ring to regain her composure. Surprisingly, Rhiannon begins to help her!
Steve White: What the fuck is Rhiannon doing? This is a triple threat match! Not a two on one match!
Chuck Thompson: It is obvious they are going to form a team and then turn on each other. It always happens like that, Steve.
Rhiannon and Trixie Callaway then climb up onto the ring apron at the same time and look at each other and then at Kelsey Marxx, who is standing ready to beat some ass in the ring. Both Rhiannon and Trixie Callaway then go under the middle rope and into the ring. The two women stand there, trying to stare down Kelsey Marxx, but to no avail. So they decide to run against the ropes that are at their backs, and run at Kelsey Marxx full speed to try and hit some type of double team move. Instead, Kelsey Marxx hits both women with a double clotheline! Rhiannon rolls out of the ring, holding her jaw and Trixie Callaway rolls to the corner of the ring and begins to pull herself up. Kelsey Marxx then runs up behind her and rolls her up for the pin! 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Kelsey Marxx!
"Move My Jagger" by Maroon 5 then begins to play over the PA system as Kelsey Marxx gets her hand raised in victory by the referee.
Steve White: Wow. Kelsey Marxx destroyed these two divas easily tonight.
Chuck Thompson: It sure seems like she is on a mission!
The scene then fades out to a commercial break with Kelsey Marxx getting out of the ring and heading backstage.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs standing in the ring.
Patricia Downs: This match is set for one fall, and is a triple threat match!
The lights begins to fade as "Super Beast" by Rob Zombie begins to blast out over the arena, It then all the search lights in the arena glow red and all begin to point towards the entrance way where none other than “The Hardcore” Phoenix” JC Bloodstone stands his heavily tattooed upper body exposed his long black greasy hair hangs in front of his face his slowly raises his steely blue eyes looking out onto the crowed slowly he raises both his hands into the air for a moment before he begins to make his way down towards the ring. JC slides into the ring and makes his way over the far side and takes a seat on the top rope completely ignoring the crowd.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, from Christchurch, New Zealand. JC Bloodstone!
"Breaking the Law" comes over the P.A. System, as Rocky J comes out and walks down the ramp and into the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing next, Rocky J!
The music "Hall Of Illusions" plays as the lights flicker black and white. Coleman walks out raising his hand in a taunt as he walks down. The fans at the front grabbing at Coleman getting a birdy as he walks by. He climbs up the steps and lifts his hand in taunt the ramp exploding in pyro as he enters the ring.
Patricia Downs: And finally, from Charlotte, North Carolina, it’s Drake Coleman!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings with Coleman, J, and Bloodstone all staring at each other before Coleman suddenly launches himself at Bloodstone and tosses him out of the ring. Then he charges right for Rocky J. Coleman slams Rocky J to the mat, quickly locking in a crossface, though Rocky is able to get to the ropes due to Coleman not being far enough from the ropes. After seemingly breaking the hold, Coleman drags Rocky to the center of the ring while Bloodstone works to shake off the surprise early assault by Coleman. Rocky manages to escape the crossface before Coleman can slap it back on, kicking Coleman in the knee in order to retreat. Rocky then gets to his feet before launching multiple punches at the seemingly unfazed Coleman.
Chuck Thompson: Man, Coleman isn't getting fazed at all!
Steve White: You got that right, Chuck. Wait, who’s that masked guy?
A masked man slips in as Bloodstone distracts the ref, with the Masked Man hitting Coleman with a Stunner before pulling Coleman out of the ring. Bloodstone then slips back into the ring and picks up Rocky J and hits the Chapter 11 before picking him back up and finishing him off with the Propaganda Buster. Bloodstone then goes for the pin as the Masked Man assaults Coleman on the outside.
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3…!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of the match, JC Bloodstone!
Chuck Thompson: Wait, Rocky J is seriously hurt there! The ref has thrown up the x sign! We need an EMT out here!
The EMTs arrive in time to get Rocky J out of the ring while the fans and announcers sit in silence as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break and heads up to Patricia Downs in the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this following bout is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first!
Eric James' music hits and he struts out slowly, ignoring the crowd. He makes it into the ring and rests on the ropes awaiting his opponent.
Patricia Downs: From Toronto Canada, Weighing in at 235 Pounds... ERIC JAMES!
Steve White: Eric James ominously looking to take on Mike Flynn here tonight. He made it clear that he has business with Flynn and that he wanted this match.
Chuck Thompson: That's correct. Flynn had a hard loss last week when he lost the triple threat main event but he is also looking to bounce back against the man who showed up in that main event match.
Steve White: This should be quite the match to watch here tonight ladies and gentlemen.
Flynn enters as his entrance theme hits, nodding his head to the cheering crowd. He then makes his way down the ramp, hi-fiving the fans before dashing and then sliding into the ring from the mid-way point of the ramp. He then climbs a turnbuckle and points to the crowd before hoping down.
Patricia Downs: And From Dallas Texas, Weighing in at 207 Pounds... DANGEROUS MIKE FLYNN!
Steve White: These two men both have an intensity in their eyes and a lot of animosity towards each other.
DING DING DING!
The Bell Rings and Eric James and Mike Flynn quickly lock up. James wins the power struggle as he aggressively pushes Flynn down to the mat. Flynn gets to his feet and the two lock up again. James tries the same manoeuvre but Flynn counts it and hits a few European uppercuts to Eric James. James is stunned for a moment and Flynn hits a big dropkick, knocking James down to the mat. Flynn goes to follow up on a downed James but James rolls out of the ring and takes a moment.
Steve White: A very great start by these two men yet it looks like Flynn is getting the lead here early.
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, Eric James has to pull himself together if he wants to have a chance here tonight.
James rolls back in and Flynn charges at him. Eric perfectly scouts Flynn and hits a big boot, right into Flynn's chest. James stomps on a downed Flynn for a while then grabs him and hits a big scoopslam. Eric James goes for a cover.
Chuck Thompson: Hook of the far leg, will James pull it off here?
1...
2...
KICK OUT!
Steve White: Eric James was looking to end this quickly but you can't count out a guy like Mike Flynn so quickly.
Chuck Thompson: Flynn is a bit over-rated. I think James is going to get it done here, Steve.
Steve White: How can you say that? Flynn is a great competitor. They don't call him 'Dangerous' for nothing you know.
Chuck Thompson: Yeah well... Oh watch out.
James hits another big scoopslam on Flynn. Flynn rolls around on the mat for awhile before rolling out of the ring and resting on the outside floor. Eric James quickly follows him. Flynn notices James and quickly gets up but he isn't fast enough. James grabs him and throws him next to the announce table on the outside. The ref starts a count. 1... 2...
Steve White: These guys have to bring it back in the ring.
Chuck Thompson: That's true. Last week we saw a dreadful count out in the match of... Oh God, Steve WATCH OUT!
Eric James picks up and flings Flynn over the announce table as he crashes into the equipment and into Steve White.
Chuck Thompson: Ha. My colleague just got knocked to the ground and Mike Flynn is laid out right in front of us.
Eric James reaches down next to the announce table and picks Flynn up as Steve White gets back up, putting his headset back on. The ref continues his count 3...4...5...6... James rolls Flynn back into the ring and then rolls in himself.
Steve White: That damn, Eric James. That was completely unprofessional of him. James defiantly has some hatred for Flynn here but he is taking it too far.
Chuck Thompson: Your just upset that you got knocked on your ass, Steve.
Eric James has a huge smirk on his face as he goes and picks up a struggling Mike Flynn from the mat. Flynn gasps for a moment than drags Eric James down to the mat quickly, locking in his Locked Up submission finisher. The crowd goes wild as the tables turn and James is struggling on the mat in Flynn's hold.
Steve White: LOCKED UP! LOCKED UP! Flynn’s going to get it here!
Chuck Thompson: James is going to tap!
The momentum of the crowd changes when Eric James gets out of the hold quickly. Both men are stunned and both quickly go to clothesline each other but instead they take each other out. Both men lay on the mat, slowly trying to struggle to their feet. James gets to one knee but Flynn is a little faster and gets to his feet first. As soon as Eric James gets to his feet and turns around, Mike Flynn nails him with the Dead Zone! Eric James lays flat on his back as Mike Flynn goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Mike Flynn!
Steve White: Wow! What a huge win for Flynn here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Yes it was. And to be honest with you, i didn't think he would be able to do it!
Mike Flynn's theme song begins to play over the PA system as he gets to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. He begins to celebrate his victory as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
We come back and ‘All I Want for Christmas is Her’ by Lloyd hits the P.A. System. The fans cheer as Michael Rissi comes out to the music dressed in a Santa suite minus the beard. Rissi beams down the ramp cheerfully as all the fans break out into a wild cheer. Rissi has a Santa sack with him as he throws candy canes from it into the crowd. Rissi gets into the ring and Patricia Downs hands him a microphone from the outside.
Steve White: What's this... Isn't Michael Rissi supposed to be getting ready for his main event match? He is supposed to be an EHWF competitor, not EHWF's Santa Claus.
Chuck Thompson: I don't think Rissi is sweating it, I think he'd rather be down with the fans here tonight.
Rissi brings the mic to his face as he begins to speak to the cheering crowd.
Michael Rissi: Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas to one and all.
The crowd breaks out into cheers once again.
Michael Rissi: You know... EHWF didn't really have much of the festive spirit leading up into the days of Christmas. I expected them to do something more reflective of the holidays but it looks like I was just gosh darn wrong. Never fear though, Rissi Claus is here and he is bringing the Christmas spirit with him.
Steve White: I wonder what he means by that Chuck?
Michael Rissi: The first present I would like to give you guys here tonight is a guarantee that tonight's main event will go off the hook!
The crowd cheers again.
Steve White: I would think that's more of an obligation for Rissi more than a guarantee.
Chuck Thompson: Michael Rissi is rewarding the fans here Steve. Please be quiet and listen to him. Have some manners, I swear you can be so rude sometimes.
Steve White: Oh stop being such a suck hole, Chuck.
Michael Rissi: The second present I would like to give you guys is free EHWF Sudden Death Pay Per View tickets for the 29th of January... Only on pay per view... Unfortunately I haven't got enough to go around so only the spectators in the back rows will get them! Yay!
We here some distant cheers from the crowd but a lot of boos from the front row.
Chuck Thompson: Michael Rissi can be so generous.
Steve White: A little tight if you ask me...
Michael Rissi:Whoa... Now I might have a third and final present that all of you might enjoy... That present is...
Just as Michael Rissi is about to announce his next gift to the crowd he is rudely interrupted by the P.A. System as it starts blearing 'Last Christmas.' Two small people dressed as elves come out wheeling a huge gift box with a red ribbon around it. The other elf has a chair. Michael Rissi looks unimpressed as he has been interrupted.
Michael Rissi: Hmm what's this? Can't you guys see I'm trying to bring some Christmas cheer to EHWF and you’re messing it up by rudely interrupting me like this!
The little elves bring in the giant present and set it down in the middle of the ring.
Michael Rissi: What's this...? You guys know that this is my TV time.
One of the elves holds the gift box and the other one sets up a chair next to Rissi. The elf ushers Rissi to take a seat but Rissi is apprehensive. Finally Rissi sits down and both elves tend to the box.
Michael Rissi: What is this? Is Scott Wilson going to jump out and lynch me, or is Thor going to pop out and try and run off with my title belt, or maybe Double X is going to flip out and try and stab me for kicking his face off a few weeks ago... Or perhaps Qui...
One of the elves signals to Rissi to shut up and Rissi does. Rissi slumps down in his chair with a bored look across his face as he awaits the elves next moves.
Steve White: What's this going to turn out to be?
Rissi is still bored as he pretends he is falling asleep. The crowd laughs and the elves grab both ends of the ribbons. The elves pull them and the box comes apart in the ring. Rissi's eyes beam as he stares uncontrollably. As the sides of the box fall we see Jo Jo Wheeler in a sexy Mrs. Claus outfit. A huge smile grows across Rissi's face as Jo Jo looks happy but a little nervous.
Steve White: Jo Jo Wheeler, what does she want with Michael Rissi?
Chuck Thompson: I'd rather see Amanda Maxwell in a sexy Mrs. Claus suit...
Jo Jo still looks a little shy as Michael Rissi sits in the chair waiting intently. The Crowd starts a chant and Jo Jo looks around. Jo Jo pulls out some mistletoe from her outfit pocket and holds it over her head as she walks closer to Michael Rissi. Rissi has the happiest man in the world look on his face as she comes up close to him. Rissi tries to come in for a full kiss but instead Jo Jo kisses him on the cheek then the forehead. Rissi looks a little disappointed at first but he gets over it and the two hug.
Chuck Thompson: Oh what a geek Jo Jo is... She could have just gone in for it! They were under mistletoe.
Steve White: Jo Jo is geek chic Chuck, don't question her methods. All I can say is that Michael Rissi is getting one hell of a Christmas present right now.
Michael Rissi points at Jo Jo Wheeler as the crowd breaks out into a cheer for the two. Rissi sits on the middle rope and helps Jo Jo Wheeler out. The two walk up the ramp together as the crowd give positive chants.
Michael Rissi: To whoever sent me that present... Thank... You! Merry Christmas to everyone here and everyone watching at home... And a very, very happy New Year! Peace out!
Chuck Thompson: Whoa Whoa Whoa! Wait up, what about Rissi's final gift that he was going to give to the fans here, Steve! He is just going to conveniently forget about that? I guess Rissi is tight, you were right Steve.
Steve White: I'm usually right Chuck. But as you said before let’s just enjoy the Christmas celebrations.
Chuck Thompson: You’re right Steve... Merry Christmas.
Steve White: Merry Christmas Chuck...
Michael Rissi and Jo Jo Wheeler make their way up the ramp and exit; they are followed by the elves. We are left with the views of a celebrating and cheering crowd as we fade out to a commercial.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs standing in the ring with a microphone in her hand once again.
Patricia Downs: This match is set for one fall, making his way to the ring first, the reigning and defending EHWF World Champion, David GS!
The arena lights strobe white as "ULTRAnumb" by Blue Stahli hits the PA. A cloud of white steam billows up from the entrance, and after a few seconds David GS comes barreling out, all fired up. The Phenom heads for the ring, coming to a stop halfway down the entrance ramp; he leans forward and then throws his arms up, flashing the Devil Horns as two arcs of multicolored pyro erupt out of the stage behind him. Continuing on to the ring, he dives in under the bottom rope and slides into the ring on his stomach. Popping to his feet, DGS goes to the second turnbuckle and flashes the Devil Horns again. He hops back down to the mat and crosses over to the other side of the ring, climbing onto the first and second ropes and egging on the fans in the front row.
Patricia Downs: Making his way to the ring next in this non-title contest, the champ’s opponent, Double X!
"Fake It" by Seether hits the PA system and Double X comes running out onto the stage. He stops and looks round as he breathes in and out and absorbs the loud boos he receives. He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring and again pauses and he soaks up the atmosphere. He jumps up and runs up onto the turnbuckle and raises his arm before jumping down again.
DING DING DING!
The bell rings, but as soon as it does, a masked man runs out and attacks both Double X and David GS with a steel chair, causing the referee to signal a no contest. The masked man then leaves and retreats from the ring, pointing towards an angry David GS and laughing.
Steve White: Oh what the hell! Not again!
Chuck Thompson: This guy needs his ass kicked. I think this is one of the few things me and you can agree on.
Suddenly, Scorpion can be seen on the titan tron. He interrupts the two commentators talking and begins talking himself.
Scorpion: For the past few years, i have known this certain man. This man thought he was the all mighty, all knowing God. Needless to say, he certainly isn't. He got under my skin a lot. I never bothered to worry about it until just recently. He decided to get involved in our business and because of that, we will have no choice but to destroy what he created.
Everyone in the arena looks at one another, wondering what the hell Scorpion means.
Scorpion: I know everyone is confused. Let me make this more clear for you guys. The federation i am talking about is ECWF, also known as Extreme Championship Wrestling Federation. These guys are a bunch of ECW wannabe's who think they are better than every other wrestling federation on this planet. They aren't. And EHWF is going to prove that to them. Rock 'N Roll God, you have fucked over the wrong person. You have pissed off the wrong federation. You think you can survive what we are going to do to you. I can't wait to see your face when you fail to be the all mighty you claim to be. It is about time someone puts you in your place and i, along with rest of the superstars of EHWF, are the perfect people to do it.
Silence fills the arena. Some talking is heard, some whispering is heard, but other than that, everyone mostly seems shocked at this turn of events.
Scorpion: So as a result of Rock N Roll God's devious actions, EHWF has decided to declare war on ECWF! Rock N Roll god must pay for what he has started. We will not stop until ECWF has fallen at our feet. We will not fail to destroy what others could not. ECWF will soon be gone at the hands of us. We will prove to be the better federation. We will prove that Rock N Roll God along with his army of morons can't stop us. You are either with us, or against us. He started this, and he will pay dearly for it. His time as the owner of that place is done. Rock N Roll God, be prepared. Enjoy the last few days of being an ECWF owner, because they are numbered. Thank you for your time.
Steve White: So now EHWF is declaring war on ECWF? Will the challenge be accepted?
Chuck Thompson: I doubt it. I think Rock N Roll God is too stupid to even understand what is going on right now.
Steve White: I guess we will have to wait and see.
The scene fades out to a commercial break with some fans clapping and others still shocked at the statement that was just made.
The scene comes back from a commercial break.
Steve White: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen!
Patricia Downs: It is time for your Main Event of the evening! ARE YOU READY Minnesota!?
The cheers of the fans rise and Patricia Downs laughs before continuing on.
Patricia Downs: Then for the thousands in attendance..and the millions watching at home lets get ready TO RUMBLE!!!
Blaze of Glory Hits the PA system as the fans go wild and blue and green lights begin to flash. Michael Rissi bursts out of the entrance and starts spinning around, dancing and acting over zealous as Stevens follows behind him. Stevens and Rissi proceed to high five fans and then get in the ring. Rissi and Stevens each go to a turnbuckle and raise their arms and prepare for their match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, they are both members of Tha Revolution: the undefeated Michael Rissi and his partner..Corey Stevens!
Steve White: Michael Rissi is one tough cookie as we have seen over the past month. He has stood toe to toe with many of our greats already.
Chuck Thompson: Corey Stevens is also a great looking young gun already. A young man who will definitely make his mark here in the EHWF!
"Coming Home" blasts through the P.A system as Scott Wilson walks out to a symphony of booing fans.Scott looks around the arena,taking this all in.Scott takes a step forward and raises his arms up in the air,igniting his pyro,which blasts off in the air as orange and purple lights slowly evaporates into thin air as Scott walks down the ramp that leads you to the EHWF ring,where he saw his opponent standing there,looking very brave.Scott wore his Trademark Red and Black Spandex pants that said "Now Showing" on each side of the pants.Scott pushed his hair back as the fans continued to boo even louder.Scott ran at the ring and did a super jump from the concrete floor over the ropes and inside the squared circle.Scott walked around the ring for a bit,watching his opponent closely.
Patricia Downs: Introducing one half of the enemy team: he hails from Chicago, Illinois, standing at 5 feet and 10 inches and weighing in tonight at two hundred thrity seven pounds..he is Scott Wilson!
Steve White: Now this kid is so far a bit of back and forth. But he is the number one contender so who knows?
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, but can he get along with his partner this week?
"The Legacy" By Black Veil Brides kicks in and the crowd erupts into a mixture of boos and cheering. Smoke fills the stage ramp and emerging from the smoke is Danny Givens, an ever so endearing smirk planted on his face. He walks down the ramp ignoring the fans who try to grab his attention by yelling for him. He slides into the ring, continues to smirk, and stares at his two opponents.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his partner..he hails from Clevland, Ohio..standing at five feet ten inches, weighing in at two hundred and five pounds..he is DANNY GIVENS!
Danny Givens and Scott Wilson cut off to one corner as there opponents do the same. However, as Rissi and Stevens shakes hands we see Danny spit in Scott's face. Scott cleans his face as he looks over at his suppossed partner who goes into the middle of the ring as the bell rings.
DING DING DING!
Danny and Stevens tie up in the middle of the ring and Stevens over powers him before tossing him halfway across the ring with an arm drag!
Steve White: Stevens just tossed Danny like a toy! That hurt me!
Chuck Thompson: Of course, he landed on his back pretty hard!
Danny catches Stevens with a knee to the ribs. Danny begins connecting with huge shots on Stevens before running into the ropes and Stevens pushes him into the corner before powerslamming him! Danny groans and Stevens climbs onto the top rope. Stevens dives off for a flying leg drop but Danny catches him with a powerbomb!
Chuck Thompson: Holy shit!
Steve White: What was that suppossed to be by Stevens?
Danny lifts Stevens up and slams him down into the mat. He runs into the ropes and nails him with a elbow drop! Stevens groans and rolls away to the outside. Danny runs into the ropes and dives through to send Stevens into the rails!
Chuck Thompson: Danny is all over this kid!
Danny lifts Stevens up and he drives him to the floor iwth a harsh DDT! The ref isn't counting but he is yelling at them to get in the ring. Danny shrugs before lifting the dead weight of Stevens into the ring. Danny rolls in and he covers Stevens!
1!
2!
NO!
Steve White: Danny almost got Corey with that DDT.
Danny Givens lets out a sigh and he lifts the dead weight of Stevens and he motions for the end! He knees Stevens across the nose and runs into the ropes! Stevens catches him with a shoulder block! Danny scrambles back to his feet only to get hit with a throwback facebuster! Stevens struggles to his feet and now he lifts his arms to the cheers of the fans.
Chuck Thompson: Stevens turning this right back around on Givens!
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Hello ladies and gentlemen! Thank you for joining us for another night full of EHWF action! We have another good card set up for you guys tonight! You won't want to miss a thing!
Chuck Thompson: You sure don't! We have an awesome main event with the newest stable in EHWF, Tha Revolution, facing off against the number one contender and a veteran of EHWF in Scott Wilson and Danny Givens. That will be an exciting main event for sure!
Steve White: It sure will! The Mayhem World Champion himself is also in action tonight against Double X. That will be another good one!
Chuck Thompson: Damn right it will! There are plenty of other good matches lined up for tonight as well, but right now, we have to go up to the ring with Patricia Downs, ready to call tonights first match!
The camera then cuts up to the ring with Patricia Downs. She is standing in the center of the ring with a microphone in her hand, ready to call the first match of the evening.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this following bout is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first!
The lights go out then red and white lights flash thought out the arena then "Slow Chemical" By Finger Eleven blasts through the Arena...Death Warrior walks out on to the stage and then walks down the ramp and he climbs up on the apron and over the top rope.
Patricia Downs: From He’s Own Mind, Weighing in at 334 Pounds... DEATH WARRIOR!
Steve White: This pure evil monster is looking to be the next dominant force in EHWF and what a way to prove it then to take out two competitors here tonight.
Chuck Thompson: Death Warrior is my pick tonight.
Steve White: This should be quite the match. Hopefully guys like Lee don't stink it up like last week.
Memory by mercy drive hits and red and black lights shine as Dustin Holt comes out ignoring the fans as he heads to the ring.
Patricia Downs: And From Gainesville Florida, weighing in at 238 Pounds... DUSTIN HOLT!
Steve White: Holt is looking to get back on track and if he can here tonight then he may just have a future here in EHWF.
A Purple Smoke envelops the stage as the music blares throughout the arena. In seconds, Jimi Lee jumps out on to the stage, but stops as he catches his balance. He begins walking down the ramp, but trips over himself and rolls to the ring. After bumping in to the apron, he jumps up again and rolls in the ring. Being hazy, he falls on the ropes and smiles at the crowd.
Patricia Downs: Lastly From Dallas Texes by way of his Mothers Basement, Weighing in at 202 Pounds... JIMI LEE!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Death Warrior vs. Dustin Holt vs. Jimi Lee
The Bell Rings and Lee and Holt start brawling. Holt wins out when he knocks Lee down to the ground with a hard right hand. Death Warrior tightens his gloves and watches the two fight it out. Death Warrior walks up to Holt and grabs his neck, ready for a chokeslam. Lee gets up and tries to walk past them to recover but Warrior gets Lee into the hold as well.
Steve White: Death Warrior is going to deal out double chokeslams right here tonight ladies and gents. It looks like it's all over for Lee and Holt.
Chuck Thompson: Yeah I told you Warrior would pull it off.
Lee and Holt look at each other and start working together, booting the gut of Warrior and getting out of the hold. Lee and Holt dropkick Warrior and he falls to the mat. Holt and Lee get up at the same time but Holt is quicker with an attack, hitting a huge jumping cutter on Lee. Then going for a cover.
Chuck Thompson: Hook of the far leg, will Holt get the pin here?
1...
2...
KICK OUT!
Steve White: Holt looking to be done with this match early but just could get the 3 count.
Chuck Thompson: I think Jimi Lee's drug abuse should have already got him fired from EHWF, Steve.
Steve White: Lee is just trying to be a competitor. He already disappointed his mentor with Michael Rissi with Sunder in the past 2 weeks. Could a third loss be the nail in his coffin.
Chuck Thompson: Sunder and Lee were Rissi's protégé's but it appears as if they have disappointed him to much and looks as if he has disowned them.
Holt stomps out Lee for a while but doesn't see Warrior coming. Warrior hits a massive big boot on Holt and Holt is rocked to the ground. Holt rolls out of the Ring and Death Warrior turns his attention to a struggling Lee. Lee gets to his feet and Warrior goes to grab him. Lee turns around quickly and blows some marijuana smoke into his face. Warrior is stunned for a moment and Lee drop kicks him to the mat. Lee awaits Warrior to get up and he does, this time with Lee hitting quick punches and kicks on the big man.
Steve White: Lee has to be careful here.
Chuck Thompson: Come on Warrior, get him. Tear him up!
Lee bounces off the ropes and fly kicks Warrior. Warrior stumbles around a bit but finds his feet. Warrior turns around and swings at Lee but Lee ducks it and boots Warrior in the chest. Warrior takes a step back as Lee runs towards the ropes.
Chuck Thompson: Here comes Lee! Warrior is in some trouble. Watch Out!
Lee bounces off the ropes and heads for a stumbling Death Warrior. Lee goes to hit his move but is stopped when Warrior grabs him and hits a huge chokeslam, destroying Lee on the mat. Warrior looks down as he is about to make a cover but his triumph is cut short when Dustin Holt runs back in and hits a big jumping cutter on Death Warrior. Death Warrior hits the mat hard and is devastated. Warrior rolls onto the apron in pain as Dustin Holt begins to stalk a struggling Jimi Lee. Just when Jimi Lee turns around, he is met with a DKO by Dustin Holt! Jimi Lee goes down hard and Dustin Holt goes for the pin! 1...2...3!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Dustin Holt!
Steve White: I wonder if this means the Dustin Holt versus Jimi Lee rivalry has ended?
Chuck Thompson: I guess we'll have to wait and see.
The scene then fades out to a commercial break with Dustin Holt celebrating his victory in the ring.
Revenge
The scene comes back from a commercial break in a hospital room. The date on the camera reads Tuesday, December 20th 2011. The camera man moves around the empty bed he is standing by and we find out who it is that is in the hospital bed. It is Raven Trueblood. The man who got brutally beat down in his match last week and then thrown off of the stage through some tables and electrical equipment by EHWF Co-Owner, Scorpion. He is semi-awake and he notices the camera man come up closer to him. He sighs and looks the other way. Just then, we hear voices from right outside of the room. Quite fimiliar voices too. The camera man walks over to the door and points it out the door a little bit and sees a doctor talking with three of EHWF's top superstars, the newly formed team of Tha Revolution.
Michael Rissi: So this is Raven Truebloods room?
Doctor: Yes sir it is. Please, be nice with him. He is still in a very unstable state.
Michael Rissi and rest of Tha Revolution agree as the camera man backs up out of the way and the three men walk into the room. Michael Rissi stops at the door and stands there, as if watching it to make sure no one is coming in. The other two members of Tha Revolution, Corey Stevens and Drake Coleman, walk over to the hurt Raven Trueblood. Raven Trueblood looks at them and by the sound of the machine, his heart beat begins going faster and faster. Drake Coleman looks down at Raven Trueblood and laughs.
Drake Coleman: Remember me, buddy?
He laughs again and gets on one side of the hospital bed as Corey Stevens gets on the other side of it. They both begin pummeling Raven Trueblood with punches over and over again. Corey Stevens then pulls out all of the wires currently plugged into Raven Trueblood. They pull him off of the hospital bed and begin to kick him while he is down on the ground. Corey Stevens then picks up Raven Trueblood as Drake Coleman picks up the clean bedpan that was laying beside Raven Trueblood's hospital bed. He smacks it over the head of Raven Trueblood and Corey Stevens lets Raven fall to the ground, almost unconcious. The bedpan is now greatly dented. Drake Coleman tosses it aside and then another man enters the room. It is none other than the Co-Owner of EHWF himself, Scorpion! Corey Stevens and Drake Coleman pick up Raven Trueblood and hold him against the window. Scorpion laughs.
Scorpion: I'm sure you regret fucking us over now, don't you?!
Scorpion then grabs Raven Trueblood by the throat and smacks the back of his head against the window a few times, cracking the window pretty bad. He then signals for Corey and Drake to let go of Raven Trueblood and they do. He then picks up Raven Trueblood in a powerbomb position on his shoulders and takes a few steps back and then runs forward and throws him out of the window! A crash is heard and an alarm goes off down below. The camera man runs over to the broken window and looks out of it. Raven Trueblood lays on a now fucked up car, not moving at all. The car alarm is the noise that is heard. The camera man then looks back at Scorpion, who is laughing. Michael Rissi, Corey Stevens, and Drake Coleman all look at him as if saying "What the fuck did you just do?!" as Scorpion continues to laugh. Luckily, it was only the second story window, so he didn't die, but it was a fall bad enough to hurt him pretty bad from the obivous way he is laying there.
Michael Rissi: Come on, man. We have to get out of here.
Down below, security and medics run towards Raven Trueblood as the four men exit the room and the camera immediately cuts out.
The scene comes back from a commercial break.
Steve White: I can't believe what we just saw there. I sure hope Raven Trueblood doesn't die from those injuries or we will have some lawsuits on our hands and Scorpion will go to jail!
Chuck Thompson: I really don't want to think about that right now. Let's just go on with the show.
Three of this match's five contestants already in the ring. Patricia Downs begins announcing them.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a five man battle royal match! Introducing first, hailing from Des Moines, Iowa, standing at 6 feet tall and weighing in at 250 pounds, he is Toxix Anderson!
The fans boo him.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from Seattle, Washington, he stands at 6 feet and 2 inches tall and weighs in at 242 pounds, he is John Crookshanks!
The fans boo him too.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, hailing from Parts Unknown, standing at 6 feet and 3 inches tall and weighing in at 228 pounds, he is Red Dragon!
The fans boo him as well. They then begin chanting "YOU THREE SUCK!" repeatedly.
Buble's singing sweetens the mood for John McCain, who enters like a plastic politician with a great big warm smile that should charm but fails and only angers the crowd. This cheap heat continues until reaching the ring, where he gives the referee a solid handshake and his opponent, who declines and trys to hit him, but luckily the referee steps in just in time.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, hailing from the Heart of Canada, standing at 6 feet and 2 inches tall and weighing in at 200 pounds exactly, he is John McCain!
The fans partly cheer and party laugh at this guy and his name.
Chuck Thompson: I wish my name was John McCain, too!
Underground Kings by Drake hits the PA and the crowd erputs into a petition of boos shattering the arena with screams of hate. Matt Dave comes out into the view of the audience and examines the crowd before him with a evil smirk on his face. He slowly makes his way down the entrance ramp, ignoring the crowd as they slander his name. He slides into the ring and looks around at the crowd once more. He goes from turnbuckle to turnbuckle motioning to the crowd that he is number one. He stops after go on each turnbuckle at least once and waits for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, hailing from Cameron, North Carolina, standing at 6 feet and 3 inches tall and weighing in at 210 pounds, he is Matt Dave!
Steve White: Ya know, i've heard a lot of good things about this Matt Dave fellow. He did that awesome promo a few weeks back, and tonight he is finally making his long awaited debut in this big battle royal match. I can't wait to see what he can do!
Chuck Thompson: Pssh. John McCain has this shit in the bag!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Toxix Anderson vs. John Crookshanks vs. Red Dragon vs. John McCain vs. Matt Dave
The match starts out with Toxix Anderson running full speed at John McCain, for whatever reason he picked him to fight first. This turned out to be an extremely bad move by Toxix, as he was easily caught with a kick to the groin! He falls down onto his back and holds his balls as John McCain climbs the ropes. Yes, John McCain is climbing the ropes! He then hits a diving headbutt! Toxix Anderson holds his balls with one hand and his chest with the other as John McCain goes for the quick pin. 1...2..3!
Patricia Downs: Toxix Anderson has been eliminated!
Steve White: Holy shit! Are you kidding me?! Haha! John McCain got the first elimination?!
Chuck Thompson: Hell yes! He is going to win this match! I told you!
John McCain gets up and throws his fists in the air and jumps around, celebrating his pinfall elimination. Rest of the wrestlers in the match have been standing in their corners still, not moving an inch. Half of them are laughing and the other half are shaking their head in shame at Toxix losing that quickly to John McCain. Matt Dave quits shaking his head and walks over to Red Dragon, who is kneeling down and laughing. Matt Dave grabs him in a muai-thai clinch and knees him in the face two times! Red Dragon falls down onto the ring mat and holds his face. Matt Dave then picks him up and hits a huge Aftershock on him! Red Dragon lays on the ring mat, out like a light. Matt Dave then goes for a quick pin. 1...2...3!
Patricia Downs: Red Dragon has been eliminated!
Steve White: That is my pick right there! He has elimated someone just as easily as John McCain did!
Chuck Thompson: Yes, but at the same time, he is way more used to wrestling than John McCain is!
Matt Dave then gets to his feet and stares straight over at John McCain who frowns at what he just did. John McCain then walks over to John Crookshanks and whispers something in his ear. After he does, John Crookshanks goes to one side of Matt Dave and John McCain goes to the other side of him. Both men begin to run at Matt Dave at the same time, but John McCain stops right as he begins to run, which gives Matt Dave plenty of time to catch John Crookshanks and hit him with a huge powerslam! He then gets back up to his feet and picks up John Crookshanks and hits him with an Aftershock too! John Crookshanks lays almost in the center of the ring as John McCain climbs to the top rope once more and jumps down, landing another diving headbutt straight into the chest of John Crookshanks. He then pins him. 1...2...3!
Patricia Downs: John Crookshanks has been eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: John McCain: score 2. Matt Dave: score 1.
Steve White: We'll see. It is down to just those two now.
John McCain begins to loosen up his arms, as if getting ready for a huge fight. He runs full speed at Matt Dave and Matt Dave hits him with a perfectly executed dropkick. John McCain falls to the ring mat, holding his chest. Matt Dave then begins to stomp John McCain repeatedly, doing his best to prove to him he is the better wrestler. He then decides to end the onslaught and picks up John McCain and leaps off of the ropes and hits him with a huge Afterburn into a pin! 1...2...3!
Patricia Downs: John McCain has been eliminated! Therefore, your winner is Matt Dave!
"Underground Kings" by Drake then plays over the PA system again as Matt Dave gets to his feet and gets his hand raised by the referee in victory. John McCain lays on the ring mat on his stomach, holding the back of his head.
Chuck Thompson: Damn it!
Steve White: Haha! I told ya this Matt Dave guy is going to be great. But, i will give respect where it is earned, John McCain proved he is more than just a complete jobber tonight.
Chuck Thompson: Hell yes he did! He has a bright future in EHWF and he will soon be our Mayhem World Champion, i just know it!
Steve White: Now i don't know if i would go that far. But he might be pretty good.
The scene then fades out to a commercial break with Matt Dave exiting the ring and going up the entrance ramp towards the backstage area.
We see Steve White and Chuck Thompson put their headsets on and face back to the announce table as Patricia Downs makes her way into the ring, microphone in hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this following bout is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first!
I Need A Doctor starts playing over the PA system and Quinton Hughes steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp met with a huge amount of boos from the crowd. He is wearing his usual gangster stuff with bling around his neck. He makes his way down to the ring and goes up the steel steps and stands on the ring apron for a minute before going over the middle rope and into the ring. He shows off on a turnbuckle and then gets down and lets the fans boo him some more.
Patricia Downs: From Pittsburgh Pennsylvania... Weighing in at 245 Pounds! QUINTON HUGHES.
The opening riff to "Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch blares through the area speakers as the black trench coat, black and red mask wearing form of Sah'ta Thor step out from the back. As the music continues to play he struts arrogantly towards the ring. As he walks down to the ring he ignores the fans as he was intent on getting to the ring. Once in the ring he takes of his title and passes it to the time keeper then removes his trench coat to reveal a black t-shirt and jeans combo. His hands were covered with striker’s gloves which he raises into the air in an X as a red and black pyros shoot from the ring posts. He lowers his arms and steps back while awaiting his opponent.
Patricia Downs: From Unknown... Weighing in at 175 Pounds! SAH'TA THOR!
Steve White: Thor is looking to destroy Quinton Hughes tonight, but will Hughes let him?
Both men meet in the center of the ring and the bell rings.
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Quinton Hughes vs. Sah'ta Thor
Just as the bell tolls, Thor bolts towards Quinton looking for a big boot. Quinton quickly moves out of the way and Thor misses. When Thor turns around Quinton hits him with a quick left right combo. Thor is rocked by the huge hits and he is sent down to the mat. Quinton quickly jumps down towards the mat and tries to go to ground and pound Thor. Thor rolls out of the way and gets up, Quinton goes to follow him but is met with a few kicks to the gut from Thor.
Steve White: Quinton showing some impressive skill here but Thor is not one to disappoint.
Thor grabs the head of Quinton and begins to drag him to the corner. Quinton gets his bearings early on and forces Thor down to the mat instead, grappling him and trying to set him up for a ground and pound. Quinton hammers down his fist but misses as Thor rolls out of it. Thor gets up and tries to his a clothesline on Quinton but he doesn't fall. Thor takes another run up at it but this time Quinton nails Thor with a massive right hand, dropping Thor. Quinton rests on the ropes for a minute.
Steve White: Very impressive from Quinton, I did not expect this at all.
Chuck Thompson: Maybe Quinton is finally showing some balls or maybe Thor has just lost it...
Steve White: Well whatever the reason I can ensure you that we are seeing some amazing entertainment here tonight!
Thor struggles back up to his feet as Quinton runs over to execute a power move. Thor ducks him and ends up booting Quinton right in the face. Quinton hits the ropes hard and Thor goes onto hit heavy rights and lefts into the mid section of Quinton. The big man is hurt but is also unamused as he pushes Thor down to the mat. Thor goes to get back up but is met with another huge right from Quinton. Thor hits the mat and rolls out of the ring.
Steve White: Wow Quinton is actually trying to dominate this thing with Thor.
Chuck Thompson: Never count Thor out... You know that.
Quinton follows Thor on the outside of the ring and stalks him as the ref starts a count. 1...2... Quinton sees Thor turn around and goes for a lariat but Thor rolls out of the way. Thor gets back up and dishes out some hard kicks to Quinton's mid-section than drops Quinton with his own lariat. The ref continues the count. 3...4...
Chuck Thompson: Maybe you have spoken too soon Steve?
Steve White: Maybe I have but no doubt we are seeing some great action from these men here tonight.
Chuck Thompson: Never count Thor out... You know that.
Steve White: Oh God... What's Thor doing now?
Thor goes on to drag Quinton's head and set it up next to the ring post on the outside as the ref continues to count. 5...6... Thor raises Quinton's head and slams it, full force into the steel ring post. Quinton drops to the ground Thor give out a derange smile and rolls back into the ring as the ref continues the count. 7... Quinton rolls around in pain as we can see blood flowing from his head now. 8... Quinton yells and forces himself onto one knee, looking at the ref giving his count. 9... Quinton yells out in pain and dives up onto the apron, rolling into the ring at a count of 9. Thor looks unimpressed and runs up and starts stomping out a hurt Quinton Hughes without giving a second thought.
Chuck Thompson: Even though Quinton almost lost it he is actually fighting good.
Steve White: Look at Thor taking advantage... Thor has no emotion for anyone at all, especially Quinton Hughes.
Chuck Thompson: Quinton is busted open and bleeding profusely. Quinton is in big trouble.
Steve White: I'm not counting Quinton out just yet!
Thor finishes stomping out Quinton and takes a rest on the ropes. Quinton tries to roll away slowly but Thor stalks him, ominously beaming in on him. Thor goes down to grab Quinton's head but Quinton hits a big elbow into the face of Thor sending Thor gasping in the corner. Quinton slowly gets to his feet but Thor is angry and in a rage, flings of the ropes towards Quinton. Quinton doesn't have a second thought and smothers Thor's move by taking him down and going for a ground a pound. Quinton hits some big punches into the face and skull of Thor. Thor is down and Quinton sits over him. Quinton raises his arms to the crowd but he may be celebrating too early as Thor rolls him up into a small package pin.
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: I am not believing this match right now!
Chuck Thompson: Thor so close to ending this one!
A shocked Thor gets up. Both men are covered in Quinton's blood which is still flowing from his forehead. Quinton sways around for a moment then goes to hit Thor with a fast right hand, but Thor ducks it. Thor pulls Quinton back around and boots him in the gut then bites him on the forehead. Quinton falls to the mat in pain as Thor wipes Quinton's blood from his mouth.
Chuck Thompson: That has to be against health relations for sure...
Steve White: Quinton is in deep pain right now, can he pull it together?
Quinton struggles around on one knee as he is beginning to feel the pain. Thor rests for a moment then goes on to scout Quinton, standing behind him. When Quinton gets back to his feet, Sah'ta Thor spears him in between the ring ropes and both men go crashing to the outside floor. The referee begins the count. 1...2...3...4...5...6 Sah'ta Thor gets to his feet first, but Quinton grabs him by the leg. 7...8...9 Quinton refuses to let go of his leg! 10!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has informed me that this match has been declared a double countout!
Steve White: I can't believe this! Quinton Hughes knew he wouldn't be able to make it back into the ring, so he just got them both counted out!
The fans boo loudly as Sah'ta Thor begins to stomp Quinton in the head repeatedly while Quinton still holds on to his other leg. Finally, Sah'ta gets free from the grasp and begins stomping on Quinton repeatedly. Referees come down to the ring and pull Sah'ta Thor away from the bloodied Quinton as the scene fades to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs standing inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand ready to call the next match.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a triple threat divas match and is scheduled for one fall!
"Machine Gun Blues (Trixie Mix)" by Social Distortion begins to play over the PA system as Trixie Callaway steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp. She is met by some whistles and some cheers and some boos. Fans don't really know what to think of her yet, as they havn't really seen much of her at all. She begins to make her way down the entrance ramp, not bothering to hit fans' hands on her way down.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, she hails from Hollywood, California, she stands at 5 feet and 3 inches tall and she weighs in at 113 pounds, she is Trixie Callaway!
Once again, some fans cheer and some boo. She gets to the ring apron and hops up on it and puts one knee on it. She then pulls herself up to her feet with the help of the ring ropes and then goes under the middle rope and into the ring. She doesn't really care what the fans think, so she just goes straight to her corner without showing off or anything.
"Move my Jagger" by Maroon 5 plays as pyro shoots out and Kelsey Marxx makes her way out onto the stage. She makes her way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans, then climbs into the ring and poses in the corner and waits for her last opponent to come out.
Patricia Downs: And introducing her opponent, hailing from Concord, New Hampshire, she stands at 5 feet and 4 inches tall and weighs in tonight at 120 pounds, she is Kelsey Marxx!
The arena light's shut off, Rhiannon crawls out from the back on her hands and knees. A green spotlight shines on her so the fans can see the crazy look on her face. Rhiannon crawls all the way to the ring and then climbs into it. There she looks down at the ring mat and awaits the bell to start the match.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada, standing at 5 feet and 6 inches tall and weighing in at 112 pounds, she is Rhiannon!
Steve White: I have heard nothing but good things about this diva. I sure hope she can back up what i heard tonight.
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Trixie Callaway vs. Kelsey Marxx vs. Rhiannon
The match starts out with Trixie Callaway and Rhiannon running at each other and getting into a catfight in the center of the ring. They are grabbing each other by the hair, smacking each others head off of the ring mat, and rolling around. Kelsey Marxx decides to stand back and watch this happen instead of pouncing on them right away. Finally, she gets tired of waiting and grabs Rhiannon by the hair and pulls her off of Trixie Callaway. Kelsey then throws Rhiannon by the hair across the ring. Rhiannon rolls out of the ring, holding her head.
Steve White: I always cringe thinking about my hair being pulled like that every single time i see that move done.
Chuck Thompson: Well, Steve, you are a pansy so that makes sense.
Kelsey Marxx then picks up Trixie Callaway and kicks her in the midsection. She then runs against the ropes and hits a knee lift straight to the face of Trixie Callaway. Kelsey Marxx looks down at her and laughs straight in her face and then stomps her a few times. Trixie Callaway rolls to the outside of the ring to regain her composure. Surprisingly, Rhiannon begins to help her!
Steve White: What the fuck is Rhiannon doing? This is a triple threat match! Not a two on one match!
Chuck Thompson: It is obvious they are going to form a team and then turn on each other. It always happens like that, Steve.
Rhiannon and Trixie Callaway then climb up onto the ring apron at the same time and look at each other and then at Kelsey Marxx, who is standing ready to beat some ass in the ring. Both Rhiannon and Trixie Callaway then go under the middle rope and into the ring. The two women stand there, trying to stare down Kelsey Marxx, but to no avail. So they decide to run against the ropes that are at their backs, and run at Kelsey Marxx full speed to try and hit some type of double team move. Instead, Kelsey Marxx hits both women with a double clotheline! Rhiannon rolls out of the ring, holding her jaw and Trixie Callaway rolls to the corner of the ring and begins to pull herself up. Kelsey Marxx then runs up behind her and rolls her up for the pin! 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Kelsey Marxx!
"Move My Jagger" by Maroon 5 then begins to play over the PA system as Kelsey Marxx gets her hand raised in victory by the referee.
Steve White: Wow. Kelsey Marxx destroyed these two divas easily tonight.
Chuck Thompson: It sure seems like she is on a mission!
The scene then fades out to a commercial break with Kelsey Marxx getting out of the ring and heading backstage.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs standing in the ring.
Patricia Downs: This match is set for one fall, and is a triple threat match!
The lights begins to fade as "Super Beast" by Rob Zombie begins to blast out over the arena, It then all the search lights in the arena glow red and all begin to point towards the entrance way where none other than “The Hardcore” Phoenix” JC Bloodstone stands his heavily tattooed upper body exposed his long black greasy hair hangs in front of his face his slowly raises his steely blue eyes looking out onto the crowed slowly he raises both his hands into the air for a moment before he begins to make his way down towards the ring. JC slides into the ring and makes his way over the far side and takes a seat on the top rope completely ignoring the crowd.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, from Christchurch, New Zealand. JC Bloodstone!
"Breaking the Law" comes over the P.A. System, as Rocky J comes out and walks down the ramp and into the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing next, Rocky J!
The music "Hall Of Illusions" plays as the lights flicker black and white. Coleman walks out raising his hand in a taunt as he walks down. The fans at the front grabbing at Coleman getting a birdy as he walks by. He climbs up the steps and lifts his hand in taunt the ramp exploding in pyro as he enters the ring.
Patricia Downs: And finally, from Charlotte, North Carolina, it’s Drake Coleman!
DING DING DING!
Match #5: JC Bloodstone vs. Rocky J vs. Drake Coleman
The bell rings with Coleman, J, and Bloodstone all staring at each other before Coleman suddenly launches himself at Bloodstone and tosses him out of the ring. Then he charges right for Rocky J. Coleman slams Rocky J to the mat, quickly locking in a crossface, though Rocky is able to get to the ropes due to Coleman not being far enough from the ropes. After seemingly breaking the hold, Coleman drags Rocky to the center of the ring while Bloodstone works to shake off the surprise early assault by Coleman. Rocky manages to escape the crossface before Coleman can slap it back on, kicking Coleman in the knee in order to retreat. Rocky then gets to his feet before launching multiple punches at the seemingly unfazed Coleman.
Chuck Thompson: Man, Coleman isn't getting fazed at all!
Steve White: You got that right, Chuck. Wait, who’s that masked guy?
A masked man slips in as Bloodstone distracts the ref, with the Masked Man hitting Coleman with a Stunner before pulling Coleman out of the ring. Bloodstone then slips back into the ring and picks up Rocky J and hits the Chapter 11 before picking him back up and finishing him off with the Propaganda Buster. Bloodstone then goes for the pin as the Masked Man assaults Coleman on the outside.
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3…!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of the match, JC Bloodstone!
Chuck Thompson: Wait, Rocky J is seriously hurt there! The ref has thrown up the x sign! We need an EMT out here!
The EMTs arrive in time to get Rocky J out of the ring while the fans and announcers sit in silence as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break and heads up to Patricia Downs in the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this following bout is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first!
Eric James' music hits and he struts out slowly, ignoring the crowd. He makes it into the ring and rests on the ropes awaiting his opponent.
Patricia Downs: From Toronto Canada, Weighing in at 235 Pounds... ERIC JAMES!
Steve White: Eric James ominously looking to take on Mike Flynn here tonight. He made it clear that he has business with Flynn and that he wanted this match.
Chuck Thompson: That's correct. Flynn had a hard loss last week when he lost the triple threat main event but he is also looking to bounce back against the man who showed up in that main event match.
Steve White: This should be quite the match to watch here tonight ladies and gentlemen.
Flynn enters as his entrance theme hits, nodding his head to the cheering crowd. He then makes his way down the ramp, hi-fiving the fans before dashing and then sliding into the ring from the mid-way point of the ramp. He then climbs a turnbuckle and points to the crowd before hoping down.
Patricia Downs: And From Dallas Texas, Weighing in at 207 Pounds... DANGEROUS MIKE FLYNN!
Steve White: These two men both have an intensity in their eyes and a lot of animosity towards each other.
DING DING DING!
Match #6: Mike Flynn vs. Eric James
The Bell Rings and Eric James and Mike Flynn quickly lock up. James wins the power struggle as he aggressively pushes Flynn down to the mat. Flynn gets to his feet and the two lock up again. James tries the same manoeuvre but Flynn counts it and hits a few European uppercuts to Eric James. James is stunned for a moment and Flynn hits a big dropkick, knocking James down to the mat. Flynn goes to follow up on a downed James but James rolls out of the ring and takes a moment.
Steve White: A very great start by these two men yet it looks like Flynn is getting the lead here early.
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, Eric James has to pull himself together if he wants to have a chance here tonight.
James rolls back in and Flynn charges at him. Eric perfectly scouts Flynn and hits a big boot, right into Flynn's chest. James stomps on a downed Flynn for a while then grabs him and hits a big scoopslam. Eric James goes for a cover.
Chuck Thompson: Hook of the far leg, will James pull it off here?
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Eric James was looking to end this quickly but you can't count out a guy like Mike Flynn so quickly.
Chuck Thompson: Flynn is a bit over-rated. I think James is going to get it done here, Steve.
Steve White: How can you say that? Flynn is a great competitor. They don't call him 'Dangerous' for nothing you know.
Chuck Thompson: Yeah well... Oh watch out.
James hits another big scoopslam on Flynn. Flynn rolls around on the mat for awhile before rolling out of the ring and resting on the outside floor. Eric James quickly follows him. Flynn notices James and quickly gets up but he isn't fast enough. James grabs him and throws him next to the announce table on the outside. The ref starts a count. 1... 2...
Steve White: These guys have to bring it back in the ring.
Chuck Thompson: That's true. Last week we saw a dreadful count out in the match of... Oh God, Steve WATCH OUT!
Eric James picks up and flings Flynn over the announce table as he crashes into the equipment and into Steve White.
Chuck Thompson: Ha. My colleague just got knocked to the ground and Mike Flynn is laid out right in front of us.
Eric James reaches down next to the announce table and picks Flynn up as Steve White gets back up, putting his headset back on. The ref continues his count 3...4...5...6... James rolls Flynn back into the ring and then rolls in himself.
Steve White: That damn, Eric James. That was completely unprofessional of him. James defiantly has some hatred for Flynn here but he is taking it too far.
Chuck Thompson: Your just upset that you got knocked on your ass, Steve.
Eric James has a huge smirk on his face as he goes and picks up a struggling Mike Flynn from the mat. Flynn gasps for a moment than drags Eric James down to the mat quickly, locking in his Locked Up submission finisher. The crowd goes wild as the tables turn and James is struggling on the mat in Flynn's hold.
Steve White: LOCKED UP! LOCKED UP! Flynn’s going to get it here!
Chuck Thompson: James is going to tap!
The momentum of the crowd changes when Eric James gets out of the hold quickly. Both men are stunned and both quickly go to clothesline each other but instead they take each other out. Both men lay on the mat, slowly trying to struggle to their feet. James gets to one knee but Flynn is a little faster and gets to his feet first. As soon as Eric James gets to his feet and turns around, Mike Flynn nails him with the Dead Zone! Eric James lays flat on his back as Mike Flynn goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Mike Flynn!
Steve White: Wow! What a huge win for Flynn here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Yes it was. And to be honest with you, i didn't think he would be able to do it!
Mike Flynn's theme song begins to play over the PA system as he gets to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. He begins to celebrate his victory as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
Rissi Clause
We come back and ‘All I Want for Christmas is Her’ by Lloyd hits the P.A. System. The fans cheer as Michael Rissi comes out to the music dressed in a Santa suite minus the beard. Rissi beams down the ramp cheerfully as all the fans break out into a wild cheer. Rissi has a Santa sack with him as he throws candy canes from it into the crowd. Rissi gets into the ring and Patricia Downs hands him a microphone from the outside.
Steve White: What's this... Isn't Michael Rissi supposed to be getting ready for his main event match? He is supposed to be an EHWF competitor, not EHWF's Santa Claus.
Chuck Thompson: I don't think Rissi is sweating it, I think he'd rather be down with the fans here tonight.
Rissi brings the mic to his face as he begins to speak to the cheering crowd.
Michael Rissi: Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas to one and all.
The crowd breaks out into cheers once again.
Michael Rissi: You know... EHWF didn't really have much of the festive spirit leading up into the days of Christmas. I expected them to do something more reflective of the holidays but it looks like I was just gosh darn wrong. Never fear though, Rissi Claus is here and he is bringing the Christmas spirit with him.
Steve White: I wonder what he means by that Chuck?
Michael Rissi: The first present I would like to give you guys here tonight is a guarantee that tonight's main event will go off the hook!
The crowd cheers again.
Steve White: I would think that's more of an obligation for Rissi more than a guarantee.
Chuck Thompson: Michael Rissi is rewarding the fans here Steve. Please be quiet and listen to him. Have some manners, I swear you can be so rude sometimes.
Steve White: Oh stop being such a suck hole, Chuck.
Michael Rissi: The second present I would like to give you guys is free EHWF Sudden Death Pay Per View tickets for the 29th of January... Only on pay per view... Unfortunately I haven't got enough to go around so only the spectators in the back rows will get them! Yay!
We here some distant cheers from the crowd but a lot of boos from the front row.
Chuck Thompson: Michael Rissi can be so generous.
Steve White: A little tight if you ask me...
Michael Rissi:Whoa... Now I might have a third and final present that all of you might enjoy... That present is...
Just as Michael Rissi is about to announce his next gift to the crowd he is rudely interrupted by the P.A. System as it starts blearing 'Last Christmas.' Two small people dressed as elves come out wheeling a huge gift box with a red ribbon around it. The other elf has a chair. Michael Rissi looks unimpressed as he has been interrupted.
Michael Rissi: Hmm what's this? Can't you guys see I'm trying to bring some Christmas cheer to EHWF and you’re messing it up by rudely interrupting me like this!
The little elves bring in the giant present and set it down in the middle of the ring.
Michael Rissi: What's this...? You guys know that this is my TV time.
One of the elves holds the gift box and the other one sets up a chair next to Rissi. The elf ushers Rissi to take a seat but Rissi is apprehensive. Finally Rissi sits down and both elves tend to the box.
Michael Rissi: What is this? Is Scott Wilson going to jump out and lynch me, or is Thor going to pop out and try and run off with my title belt, or maybe Double X is going to flip out and try and stab me for kicking his face off a few weeks ago... Or perhaps Qui...
One of the elves signals to Rissi to shut up and Rissi does. Rissi slumps down in his chair with a bored look across his face as he awaits the elves next moves.
Steve White: What's this going to turn out to be?
Rissi is still bored as he pretends he is falling asleep. The crowd laughs and the elves grab both ends of the ribbons. The elves pull them and the box comes apart in the ring. Rissi's eyes beam as he stares uncontrollably. As the sides of the box fall we see Jo Jo Wheeler in a sexy Mrs. Claus outfit. A huge smile grows across Rissi's face as Jo Jo looks happy but a little nervous.
Steve White: Jo Jo Wheeler, what does she want with Michael Rissi?
Chuck Thompson: I'd rather see Amanda Maxwell in a sexy Mrs. Claus suit...
Jo Jo still looks a little shy as Michael Rissi sits in the chair waiting intently. The Crowd starts a chant and Jo Jo looks around. Jo Jo pulls out some mistletoe from her outfit pocket and holds it over her head as she walks closer to Michael Rissi. Rissi has the happiest man in the world look on his face as she comes up close to him. Rissi tries to come in for a full kiss but instead Jo Jo kisses him on the cheek then the forehead. Rissi looks a little disappointed at first but he gets over it and the two hug.
Chuck Thompson: Oh what a geek Jo Jo is... She could have just gone in for it! They were under mistletoe.
Steve White: Jo Jo is geek chic Chuck, don't question her methods. All I can say is that Michael Rissi is getting one hell of a Christmas present right now.
Michael Rissi points at Jo Jo Wheeler as the crowd breaks out into a cheer for the two. Rissi sits on the middle rope and helps Jo Jo Wheeler out. The two walk up the ramp together as the crowd give positive chants.
Michael Rissi: To whoever sent me that present... Thank... You! Merry Christmas to everyone here and everyone watching at home... And a very, very happy New Year! Peace out!
Chuck Thompson: Whoa Whoa Whoa! Wait up, what about Rissi's final gift that he was going to give to the fans here, Steve! He is just going to conveniently forget about that? I guess Rissi is tight, you were right Steve.
Steve White: I'm usually right Chuck. But as you said before let’s just enjoy the Christmas celebrations.
Chuck Thompson: You’re right Steve... Merry Christmas.
Steve White: Merry Christmas Chuck...
Michael Rissi and Jo Jo Wheeler make their way up the ramp and exit; they are followed by the elves. We are left with the views of a celebrating and cheering crowd as we fade out to a commercial.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs standing in the ring with a microphone in her hand once again.
Patricia Downs: This match is set for one fall, making his way to the ring first, the reigning and defending EHWF World Champion, David GS!
The arena lights strobe white as "ULTRAnumb" by Blue Stahli hits the PA. A cloud of white steam billows up from the entrance, and after a few seconds David GS comes barreling out, all fired up. The Phenom heads for the ring, coming to a stop halfway down the entrance ramp; he leans forward and then throws his arms up, flashing the Devil Horns as two arcs of multicolored pyro erupt out of the stage behind him. Continuing on to the ring, he dives in under the bottom rope and slides into the ring on his stomach. Popping to his feet, DGS goes to the second turnbuckle and flashes the Devil Horns again. He hops back down to the mat and crosses over to the other side of the ring, climbing onto the first and second ropes and egging on the fans in the front row.
Patricia Downs: Making his way to the ring next in this non-title contest, the champ’s opponent, Double X!
"Fake It" by Seether hits the PA system and Double X comes running out onto the stage. He stops and looks round as he breathes in and out and absorbs the loud boos he receives. He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring and again pauses and he soaks up the atmosphere. He jumps up and runs up onto the turnbuckle and raises his arm before jumping down again.
DING DING DING!
Match #7: Double X vs. David GS
The bell rings, but as soon as it does, a masked man runs out and attacks both Double X and David GS with a steel chair, causing the referee to signal a no contest. The masked man then leaves and retreats from the ring, pointing towards an angry David GS and laughing.
Steve White: Oh what the hell! Not again!
Chuck Thompson: This guy needs his ass kicked. I think this is one of the few things me and you can agree on.
The War Begins
Suddenly, Scorpion can be seen on the titan tron. He interrupts the two commentators talking and begins talking himself.
Scorpion: For the past few years, i have known this certain man. This man thought he was the all mighty, all knowing God. Needless to say, he certainly isn't. He got under my skin a lot. I never bothered to worry about it until just recently. He decided to get involved in our business and because of that, we will have no choice but to destroy what he created.
Everyone in the arena looks at one another, wondering what the hell Scorpion means.
Scorpion: I know everyone is confused. Let me make this more clear for you guys. The federation i am talking about is ECWF, also known as Extreme Championship Wrestling Federation. These guys are a bunch of ECW wannabe's who think they are better than every other wrestling federation on this planet. They aren't. And EHWF is going to prove that to them. Rock 'N Roll God, you have fucked over the wrong person. You have pissed off the wrong federation. You think you can survive what we are going to do to you. I can't wait to see your face when you fail to be the all mighty you claim to be. It is about time someone puts you in your place and i, along with rest of the superstars of EHWF, are the perfect people to do it.
Silence fills the arena. Some talking is heard, some whispering is heard, but other than that, everyone mostly seems shocked at this turn of events.
Scorpion: So as a result of Rock N Roll God's devious actions, EHWF has decided to declare war on ECWF! Rock N Roll god must pay for what he has started. We will not stop until ECWF has fallen at our feet. We will not fail to destroy what others could not. ECWF will soon be gone at the hands of us. We will prove to be the better federation. We will prove that Rock N Roll God along with his army of morons can't stop us. You are either with us, or against us. He started this, and he will pay dearly for it. His time as the owner of that place is done. Rock N Roll God, be prepared. Enjoy the last few days of being an ECWF owner, because they are numbered. Thank you for your time.
Steve White: So now EHWF is declaring war on ECWF? Will the challenge be accepted?
Chuck Thompson: I doubt it. I think Rock N Roll God is too stupid to even understand what is going on right now.
Steve White: I guess we will have to wait and see.
The scene fades out to a commercial break with some fans clapping and others still shocked at the statement that was just made.
The scene comes back from a commercial break.
Steve White: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen!
Patricia Downs: It is time for your Main Event of the evening! ARE YOU READY Minnesota!?
The cheers of the fans rise and Patricia Downs laughs before continuing on.
Patricia Downs: Then for the thousands in attendance..and the millions watching at home lets get ready TO RUMBLE!!!
Blaze of Glory Hits the PA system as the fans go wild and blue and green lights begin to flash. Michael Rissi bursts out of the entrance and starts spinning around, dancing and acting over zealous as Stevens follows behind him. Stevens and Rissi proceed to high five fans and then get in the ring. Rissi and Stevens each go to a turnbuckle and raise their arms and prepare for their match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, they are both members of Tha Revolution: the undefeated Michael Rissi and his partner..Corey Stevens!
Steve White: Michael Rissi is one tough cookie as we have seen over the past month. He has stood toe to toe with many of our greats already.
Chuck Thompson: Corey Stevens is also a great looking young gun already. A young man who will definitely make his mark here in the EHWF!
"Coming Home" blasts through the P.A system as Scott Wilson walks out to a symphony of booing fans.Scott looks around the arena,taking this all in.Scott takes a step forward and raises his arms up in the air,igniting his pyro,which blasts off in the air as orange and purple lights slowly evaporates into thin air as Scott walks down the ramp that leads you to the EHWF ring,where he saw his opponent standing there,looking very brave.Scott wore his Trademark Red and Black Spandex pants that said "Now Showing" on each side of the pants.Scott pushed his hair back as the fans continued to boo even louder.Scott ran at the ring and did a super jump from the concrete floor over the ropes and inside the squared circle.Scott walked around the ring for a bit,watching his opponent closely.
Patricia Downs: Introducing one half of the enemy team: he hails from Chicago, Illinois, standing at 5 feet and 10 inches and weighing in tonight at two hundred thrity seven pounds..he is Scott Wilson!
Steve White: Now this kid is so far a bit of back and forth. But he is the number one contender so who knows?
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, but can he get along with his partner this week?
"The Legacy" By Black Veil Brides kicks in and the crowd erupts into a mixture of boos and cheering. Smoke fills the stage ramp and emerging from the smoke is Danny Givens, an ever so endearing smirk planted on his face. He walks down the ramp ignoring the fans who try to grab his attention by yelling for him. He slides into the ring, continues to smirk, and stares at his two opponents.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his partner..he hails from Clevland, Ohio..standing at five feet ten inches, weighing in at two hundred and five pounds..he is DANNY GIVENS!
Danny Givens and Scott Wilson cut off to one corner as there opponents do the same. However, as Rissi and Stevens shakes hands we see Danny spit in Scott's face. Scott cleans his face as he looks over at his suppossed partner who goes into the middle of the ring as the bell rings.
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Tha Revolution (Michael Rissi & Corey Stevens) vs. Scott Wilson & Danny Givens
Danny and Stevens tie up in the middle of the ring and Stevens over powers him before tossing him halfway across the ring with an arm drag!
Steve White: Stevens just tossed Danny like a toy! That hurt me!
Chuck Thompson: Of course, he landed on his back pretty hard!
Danny catches Stevens with a knee to the ribs. Danny begins connecting with huge shots on Stevens before running into the ropes and Stevens pushes him into the corner before powerslamming him! Danny groans and Stevens climbs onto the top rope. Stevens dives off for a flying leg drop but Danny catches him with a powerbomb!
Chuck Thompson: Holy shit!
Steve White: What was that suppossed to be by Stevens?
Danny lifts Stevens up and slams him down into the mat. He runs into the ropes and nails him with a elbow drop! Stevens groans and rolls away to the outside. Danny runs into the ropes and dives through to send Stevens into the rails!
Chuck Thompson: Danny is all over this kid!
Danny lifts Stevens up and he drives him to the floor iwth a harsh DDT! The ref isn't counting but he is yelling at them to get in the ring. Danny shrugs before lifting the dead weight of Stevens into the ring. Danny rolls in and he covers Stevens!
1!
2!
NO!
Steve White: Danny almost got Corey with that DDT.
Danny Givens lets out a sigh and he lifts the dead weight of Stevens and he motions for the end! He knees Stevens across the nose and runs into the ropes! Stevens catches him with a shoulder block! Danny scrambles back to his feet only to get hit with a throwback facebuster! Stevens struggles to his feet and now he lifts his arms to the cheers of the fans.
Chuck Thompson: Stevens turning this right back around on Givens!