Post by EHWF Management on Jul 17, 2016 8:35:41 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the stage where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw the amazing return of Michael Rissi from the dead! The crowd was shocked as Michael Rissi returned at the end of Ryan Morgan Rissi’s main event match and attacked him and the Corporate Monarchy! To top that off it was revealed that long time RMR/CPM rival Aprila was actually Joanna Rissi all along! The question remains now why was Michael Rissi dead? Why was he away from EHWF? What happened with the limo explosion and most importantly who is the owner of EHWF? Michael Rissi or Ryan Morgan Rissi? Those are all questions we’re going to get answers to tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Tonight we have a big main event set by Michael Rissi who went over RMR tonight to make his own matches upon his return to the company from death! Blaise, James Champ and Eli Sykes – three individuals who have had so much to do with each other these past couple of months and so much intensity with each other will join forces to take on the unique teaming of Elysia Gallows, Conner Creed and Xander Pierce! This main event is either going to go off or going to descend in chaos and madness!
Steve White: Last week we saw Silver come up short in a no contest in the Hardcore title contest mainly because on interference by Lord Raab and his friend “Samuel” It’s unknown why Silver got so pissed off with Wilmer for coming down to help but I think they’re just chalking it up to intensity of the match and tonight they’ll team up against the CPM. Raab on the other hand will appear live and explain who Samuel was.
Chuck Thompson: Don’t forget we have a big multi-man match battle royal tonight as well where everyone will be out to prove themselves and that they deserve a good ranking and opportunity at Scars and Stripes on te 31st!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what happened with Michael Rissi! Were getting so close to Scars and Stripes 8 now Chuck! Lets start the night!
The scene pans down to the ring with Patricia Downs standing inside with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen! This opening contest is set for one fall and it is for the Showtime Championship!
As the opening chord to 'This Means War' began to flow throughout the sold out arena. The once two-time Jr. Heavyweight Champion & North American Champion slowly made his presence known to the live crowd. The Scourge raised his arms arrogantly into the air as he stepped forward, displaying his hatred towards the fans. He took a moment and paused at the top of the ramp, as the camera caught a quick glimpse of him wearing his regular black and gold wrestling attire, black gloves, and padded boots. His long black hair flowed down well past his dark glaring eyes. He took a deep breath, before repeatedly slamming his fist against his chest. The Scourge would cockily begin to walk down the ramp, taunting and mocking the crowd with every step he made moving forward towards the ring.
He walked with a certain 'swag' as he marched down the ramp-way at a moderate pace. He would end up stopping halfway down the ramp, as the expression on his face would change dramatically. The Scourge himself would raise his right arm in a strong manner, while keeping his fist clinched tightly above his head. He stood there for a moment, signaling off towards the crowd as a smile of confidence would reign across his face. After a moment he would continue on with his quest towards the ring.
Once he entered the ring, in a God like manner he raised his arms above his head once again as he circled around the ring, gathering and accepting the roar of boo's that were coming at him from every direction possible.
He then proceeded to walk to the turnbuckle closest to the ramp. He would bide his time in climbing the turnbuckle. Once he reached the top of the turnbuckle, he would once again pound his right fist against his chest multiple times. He then pointed out to the crowd and shouted something in their direction, but his words would quickly be muffled out by the sound of boo's from the sold out arena.
The Scourge then showed off his athleticism and leaped off the top rope and landed perfectly on his feet. He then rested his back against the turnbuckle. His vile lips remained cemented in place, as he would slide his forearm across his lips. He stood in place, taking the time to stretch, as he awaited for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… He is the challenger… Bill Ryder!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the top of the stage. T.Q comes out with the Showtime title around his waist as the fans boo as he walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. He slowly removes the EHWF Showtime championship from around his waist hoisting it in air has the fans erupt in more boos. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: And finally… He is the Showtime Champion… TQ Smooth!
DING DING DING!
The two lock up! TQ smirks and knees Bill in the gut! TQ whips Bill into the corner then follows up with a running corner clothesline! Bill stumbles around in pain but TQ runs up and boots him in the back sending him down to the mat! Bill is in pain and TQ gets Bill up and start hitting him with big rights and lefts then pushes him off of the ropes! TQ swings on the rebound but Bill ducks it! Bill flies back and takes TQ down with a diving shoulder block! The fans cheer and Bill gets up! Bill fires a lariat but TQ grabs Bill’s arm and spins him into a chicken win! Bill yells in pain but picks out of the hold! TQ swings but Bill ducks! Bill bounces off of the ropes! TQ swings but Bill ducks him! They both run at each other off of the ropes and take each other out at the same time with a pair of lariats! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: Bill and TQ in this Showtime Championship match! These two have been rivals for quite some time and they’ve had some good fights but tonight the gold is on the line! The Showtime Championship is defended on most Mayhem’s and tonight it looks like we’re getting a 5 star defense!!
Chuck Thompson: It’s a unique and fast title that anyone can win and can change hands in an instant! TQ Smooth went through hell and back to win it from Blaise a while back now and he’s not going to let Bill Ryder just come in and take it, especially after a few big defenses before this!
They both get up and lock up! Bill starts nailing TQ with continuous forearms to the back! TQ hits back with right hands to the face! Bill whips TQ against the ropes then takes him down with a shoulder block when he comes back! Bill picks TQ up and rams him into the corner! TQ hits Bill in the back with big shots, which allow him to get out of the corner! TQ grabs Bill and hits him with a big suplex! Bill gets up holding his back but TQ follows up with a big belly to belly! Bill is stunned and gets up holding his midsection all groggily! TQ grabs Bill from behind and plants him down hard with a big German suplex bridging into a cover!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: TQ Smooth is really messing up Bill Ryder now with all of these huge moves but Bill Ryder refuses to say no! Bill Ryder won’t back down and the fans are loving the action right now!
Chuck Thompson: TQ Smooth knows that Bill Ryder is a legit threat to him and he knows that Bill is hungry for any gold at the moment! TQ Smooth knows he barely beat Bill Ryder in their last title match and he doesn’t know if he can do it again!
TQ scouts Bill and swings at him but Bill ducks him and dropkicks TQ down to the mat! TQ gets up and Bill goes for the Ryde of Your Life but TQ grabs his leg and hammers down on Bill’s knee! Bill screams in pain and falls into the corner! TQ runs at him but Bill dashes out of the way and TQ eats the corner head on! Bill leaps up and takes TQ down with a spinning heel kick! Bill gets up and grabs TQ, dragging him to his feet and hitting him with a big suplex! Bill gets on TQ and starts hitting him with big right and left hands down on the mat! Bill turns around and starts arguing with the ref! The ref argues back but it gives TQ enough time to get up and take Bill down to the mat! Bill and TQ start trading left and right blows down on the mat!
Steve White: Bill fighting back with some intensity right now! TQ isn’t letting up though! Bill looks like he’s in a bad spot and I don’t know if he can come back from TQ’s earlier assault!
Chuck Thompson: Bill doesn’t want to lose this match and I think he just felt himself slipping there! Bill knows he needs distance and he knows he needs to do something big or TQ is going to retain the Showtime Championship tonight!
Both get up but Bill takes TQ back down with a gore takedown! TQ gets back up but Bill is ready and ducks a swing from him then grabs him from behind and plants TQ with a reverse neckbreaker! Bill pulls TQ back up to his feet and hooks both of his arms but TQ powers out and rams Bill into the corner! TQ grabs Bill and plants him with a sideslam! TQ goes to grab Bill on the mat but Bill headbutts him as he comes close! TQ falls back, holding his head as the fans go wild for the action! Bill gets up and bounces off of the ropes then nails TQ Smooth with a legdrop across the chest!!
Steve White: Bill is slowly taking control of this match now! I’d say we had TQ leading by a mile then Bill evening out now Bill is just ahead by a hair!!
Chuck Thompson: Bill isn’t famous for his brains that’s for sure but the guy knows how to not give up and it’s giving him an extra chance in this match up! The Showtime Championship is either man’s now!
Bill stands over TQ and grabs him but TQ fires back with a thumb to the eye! Bill stumbles back right into a big running STO from Smooth! Bill gets up, hurt and disorientated! Smooth scoops Bill up and dumps him right on his back as Bill loses all control again! Smooth waits for Bill to get up. He bounces off of the ropes and swings for a clothesline but Bill ducks it and propels Smooth back into the ropes! Bill runs up and dropkicks Smooth right in the chest sending him back flipping across the ring and into the center of the canvas! The fans go nuts, both men are down but Bill is trying to fight up to his feet!
Steve White: Smooth couldn’t take the lead back! Bill’s gonna do it! He just needs one more big move and the title will change hands! This is it!
Chuck Thompson: TQ won’t let this happen! In the name of the CPM TQ Smooth will not let Bill Ryder take that title away from him and RMR!
Bill lines TQ up! He grabs TQ but TQ goes for another sideslam! TQ can’t get it and Bill dishes out an elbow then comes out of nowhere with a Ryde of Your Life! TQ catches Bill’s boot a second before he connects! TQ quickly reverses it into a TQ Special! Bill is able to push off of Smooth just as he gets him up! Bill spins around and goes for Ryde of Your Life just as Smooth twists a Smooth Effect! Both men hit each other with finishers and they get KO’d! They hit the canvas! The ref comes over and looks but they’re out cold! He calls for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: This contest has been declared a draw via double KO… Therefore STILL the Showtime Champion… TQ Smoot!
The bell kinda wakes them up! Bill can’t believe it. An arrogant TQ has a smirk on the canvas. Suddenly the tron booms to life and Michael Rissi appears from his office! The fans go NUTS!
Michael Rissi: I know… I know… I’m not set to talk until later tonight but I just couldn’t let this event pass me by… Bill… TQ… Enough of your shit. You guys have this long ass rivalry for a reason. You’ve had heaps of times to settle but it always ends in a meaningless win or a freaking draw… We need to settle this once and for all so don’t think this is the last time you two have met for the Showtime Championship… As far as I’m concerned this match is just to be continued… You will settle this and give these fans a decent result!
The tron booms off and the fans are going nuts. Bill and TQ glare at each other from the canvas as we fade out.
The scene pans down to the ring with Patricia Downs standing inside with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen! This following contest is a tag team match set for one fall!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Savannah!
As her ring music kicks in, Wolverina emerges through the curtains and belts out a she wolf howl that the fans return. She then begins a high tempo romp down the aisle tagging hands and hugging fans. Once at ringside she continues her routine all the way around until she returns to the ring steps. From there she flexes a muscle and let's a lucky young boy or girl grab it or kiss it, then she books it into the ring. Once inside she continues to play to the masses until her music dies down and she goes to her corner.
Patricia Downs: And her partner tonight… Wolverina!
The lights dim, and red streaks flash, as the sound of a strumming guitar and drums play over the sound system. Jade appears on top of the ramp wearing her traditional black wrestling boots, jean shorts, a white tank top and a black leather jacket, as the song picks up its tempo, and the lyrics are heard over the speakers.
You know I'd like to meet you there
And you know I won't be late
That's where she wants to go
And I've been wait-ing all this while
To see to my ba-by smile
a-long some o-pen road
She starts to progress down the ramp, just gazing ahead of her at the ring, determination across her face as she tunes out the shouting of the crowd.
And there's noth-ing I can say
to make this feel-ing change
and that's where she'll lay
And you know I'm at the tow
of the whip-ping post
and that's where she's gon-na lay me
She then makes her way up the steel steps and quickly gets into the ring between the top and middle rope. She flips her brown hair back out of her face, as she walks around the ring, and gazes out into the crowd, her jaded eyes gleaming in concentration. She takes off her leather jacket, and throws it out of the ring, and a staff member takes it and puts it out of the way.
'Cause she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
'Yeah she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
The music slowly fades out, as she waits for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And next… Their opponents… First… Jade!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And finally, her partner… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING!
Wolverina and Jade slowly come into the middle of the ring. Wolverina is able to get the better of Jade with a very nice kick to the gut. Landing a series of powerful forearms sending her stumbling backward. Jade slowly is pushed off the ropes with a Irish whip. Wolverina ducks under Jade as she runs forward and catches her with a sweet dropkick on the second trip!
Steve White: What a dropkick by Wolverina! Jade starting off for her team quickly getting put down thanks to the power advantage of Wolverina. Now we know that Savannah and Wolverina had some backstage issues a couple of weeks ago that were reported by EHWF.com and other outlets but the question is will that effect their teaming tonight?
Jade catches Wolverina as she is pulled up by her own hair with a nice slap! Jade Irish whips her and lands a nice forearm to the jaw of Wolverina on her way back! Jade slowly pulls Wolverina up onto her feet. Landing a few good chops across Wolverina's chest which helps her pin Wolverina in her own corner! As Jade lands more chops she is yelled at by the ref who pulls her away from Wolverina. Lifting her hands into the air as the ref is yelling at her. Jade stomps into her stomach and Wolverina lets out a grunt. Jade tags in Zoe and Zoe goes onto the top rope as Jade faces Wolverina as well! They run at her but the powerful Wolverina takes both women out with a double clothesline! They both get up but Wolverina takes them both down again this time with a double spear! Zoe and Jade are fucked up! The fans are going nuts! Wolverina wants Jade out and she lifts her up then tosses her out of the ring! Zoe uses the distraction to boot Wolverina in the back of the knee then flattens Wolverina’s head to the canvas!
Chuck Thompson: Well they have quickly isolated Wolverina but the powerful Wolverina was very impressive right there! Wolverina was taking on both women right there and looked like she could do so effortlessly! Zoe McDraven now needs to get some momentum back!
Wolverina is getting stomped on by Zoe as she tries to stand up. Zoe starts pulling her back toward her corner, but instead Wolverina rolls her up! Wait a minute Wolverina rolls her through into a uppercut that sends Zoe rolling straight through the ring ropes! Wolverina comes out after her and Jade jumps off the apron. She starts to head over as Wolverina rams Zoe head first into the steel steps which gets cheers across the arena!
Steve White: If this is how Wolverina is going to fight then she has a HUGE future ahead of her here in EHWF!
Wolverina is returning the favor to Zoe as she is stomping into her chest as she is pinned against the steps. As Jade comes over to save her partner the form of Savannah dives off on her form the apron! Savannah is landing shots all up on her head which causes Jade to shriek from the shock! Savannah is landing vicious blows from her dominant position. Wolverina lifts herself onto the apron as Zoe is getting up. Zoe is kicked square across the face before Wolverina dives off on her with a dropkick that sends her rolling backward into the barricade!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah coming in at the last moment and taking Jade down! Wolverina is just dominating Zoe right now! What a match and what action! It looked like Jade and Zoe were going to easily control this one but Wolverina seems to have evened the odds!
Zoe is rolled into the ring by Wolverina. As she rolls in her foe she motions for her demise! Wolverina picks up Zoe by her hair and then tosses her across the ring with ease! Zoe lands on her face with a howl of pain. Zoe starts to get up before she is interrupted by a flying cross body from the incredibly fast Wolverina! She doesn't hook any legs as she is right back up. Zoe rolls onto her knees only to get nailed across the face with Wolverina's right knee. Wolverina then jumps up driving both feet with a double stomp across Zoe’s chest! Zoe hollers out and rolls away in pain. Wolverina steps up to continue the attack only to be pulled by her hair and dropped throat first across the ropes with a hot shot by Jade! Zoe is able to land a leg sweep that spikes the back of Wolverina's head into the mat with a loud thump! Zoe rolls out of the ring as she holds her head.
Steve White: Zoe finally able to get away from Wolverina who was just dominating her with her size and strength advantage! Jade coming in at the last moment and saving Zoe now Zoe needs to recover and get on Wolverina as quick as possible!!
Jade is able to get the tag in and land a very nice flying forearm on Wolverina from the top rope of her corner! Pulling her back into the corner with her and Zoe she continues to stomp on Wolverina in the corner as the ref yells at them! Jade slaps her across the face before landing a very nice kick to the midsection that drops her into the corner. The ref pulls Jade away as Wolverina loses it! Wolverina knocks Zoe off of the corner to the floor! Jade leaps up and dropkicks Wolverina in the back of the head and she drops!
Chuck Thompson: Wolverina has been isolated in their corner but I don’t know if that’s a good idea! Wolverina doesn’t seem to stay down for long at all! They’re gonna need a good plan to defeat her!
Wolverina tries to lift herself up but as soon as she does so she is lifted up and thrown back into Zoe and Jades corner. Jade starts landing more kicks and Wolverina is just trying to find any possible way to push out of the corner. Wolverina finally lands a shot to Jade's jaw! She lifts her feet up catching Jade as she runs back in! Zoe gets back up to her corner and starts cheering Jade! Savannah yells for the tag as Wolverina gets an opening but Wolverina ignores her! The two argue which distracts Wolverina. Jade connects with a Hurricarana instead! The fans go wild as she taunts at Savannah who's face is red with rage at Jade.
Steve White: Jade is really softening up Wolverina now! Wolverina and Savannah had trouble outside of Mayhem a couple weeks back and now it looks like those issues are still here as Wolverina ignored the chance she had to tag Savannah in!
Jade climbs the top rope as Wolverina tries to get up. Jade connects with a double foot stomp from the top rope across Wolverina's back! Wolverina rolls onto her back, which arches in pain as Jade hooks both legs on her!
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NO! Wolverina pushes throws Jade off!
Steve White: WHA!? They didn’t even get a 1 count on Wolverina after all of that!?!
Jade is in complete shock as Wolverina gets up! Jade lunges at Wolverina is so much faster and drops Jade with a big right hand! Wolverina stacks a few steps back an signals for the Spear but Savannah reaches in and blind tags in!
Steve White: Savannah blind tagging into this one!
Savannah comes in and the ref tells Wolverina to get out but Wolverina grabs Savannah by the hair and starts to threaten her! Savannah strikes at Wolverina’s eyes and Wolverina falls out to the apron! Savannah laughs and turns back into the ring where Jade hits her with Botox Buster! Savannah is laid out off of the distraction and Jade covers! Wolverina doesn’t even try to break it up, she just laughs at Savannah from the apron!
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3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Jade and Zoe McDraven!
Jade and Zoe celebrate for a couple of seconds before Wolverina comes back into the ring! Jade and Zoe quickly slide out! Savannah gets up all groggy and Wolverina levels her with a massive clothesline! The fans go nuts at Wolverina stands over Savannah! We fade out.
We come back to the ring from commercial. Lord Raab is standing in the ring with dark red lighting all around him. The arena is quiet as he stares out behind his mask and brings his mic up to his lips.
Lord Raab: Last week… Last week Silver Kazama made a stupid error when he thought he could defeat me for the EHWF Hardcore Championship. Silver Kazama made a stupid error by begging for more punishment in our match… Silver Kazama… Silver Kazama made a mistake by involving others in out problem.
The fans boo Lord Raab but Raab smirks from under his mask.
Lord Raab: I’m in this ring out here tonight to introduce my brother – the man you all saw last week inflict pain on Silver Kazama and Wilmer Patacky. Samuel McPherson... Together we are an unstoppable force of Monstimals. We are a new nightmare for EHWF…
Steve White: Bah Gawd, look at these two guys Chuck! They’re huge beasts! Lord Raab was strong enough on his own, now that he has this Samuel McPherson guy by his side, how the hell do you stop him?
The fans boo as Samuel steps up by the side of Lord Raab. Lord Raab speaks with intensity in his voice.
Lord Raab: I have fought gallantly for the strongest faction in wrestling and the EHWF – The Corporate Monarchy… I am the Hardcore Champion for a reason… Silver Kazama on the other hand is nothing but a washed up old hack who is still trying to hang on to relevancy. Relevancy that I and the CPM now hold… Silver, you are truly pathetic. Your family is pathetic, your name is pathetic… Everything about you is pathetic.
Raab holds the Hardcore Championship belt up.
Lord Raab: But nothing was solved last week Silver… You didn’t win and I didn’t win. You weren’t eviscerated back into irrelevance like you were supposed to be… That’s why I’m calling you out here RIGHT NOW! Lets solve this!
Nothing happens for a while until Silver’s music hits! Silver comes out, looking a little beat up from the assault last week but he has no fear and gets in the ring with The Monstimals! Silver grabs a mic and gets up close to Raab and Samuel.
Silver Kazama: I agree Raab, nothing was solved last week… But I disagree. I’m not pathetic and when you call me or my family or anything related to me pathetic – then we got a bigger problem then before!
Silver gets in Raab’s face! Raab looks down at him and both men are ready to take it to the ground until Wilmer’s music goes off!
Steve White: Wilmer Patacky is out here! How will this bode with Silver after last week!
The fans go nuts as Wilmer gets in the ring! Samuel doesn’t take kindly to him but a smiling Wilmer disregards him and moves in. Silver doesn’t look happy to see Wilmer either as he grabs a mic and interrupts the men.
Wilmer Patacky: Sorry to interrupt guys – like last week, but I couldn’t help but hear Raab blame Silver and myself for how things went down last week. Raab, you were the one who called this gorilla piece of shit out first you asshole…
Raab doesn’t take kindly to the insult and gets in Wilmer’s face. Wilmer doesn’t back down but Silver interrupts before anything happens.
Silver Kazama: What’re you doing out here Wilmer? Like I said last week… This thing between Raab and I… It doesn’t concern you.
Wilmer Patacky: See man… I don’t get you. I only did what I thought was right. I saw you getting double teamed and I helped you out. I made the save.
Silver Kazama: I don’t know if you made the save exactly but you did come and help me out… I’m thankful for that but what’s going down between Raab and I is between Raab and I. This doesn’t concern you… The Hardcore Championship doesn’t concern you.
Wilmer Patacky: Oh... So that’s what it’s about huh? Silver has to be in the spotlight. He always has to be front and center. Can’t have Wilmer taking a little bit of the limelight right?
Silver Kazama: It’s not like that man. I have the issue with Raab and his bullshit. I earned the right to go for the Hardcore Championship first and I still plan on getting that opportunity at Sc…
Wilmer Patacky: Save it Silver. You’re my friend and all but I have to cut you off there. When I came out to help you against Raab and this asshole next to him it wasn’t about the Hardcore Championship or getting attention in a co-main event. It was about helping my friend…
The fans cheer for Wilmer
Silver Kazama: … I know that… And I appreciate it. And I rea…
Wilmer Patacky: But it’s not about that anymore… If this is the way it is. Then maybe I deserve the spotlight now. Maybe I deserve the Hardcore Championship. Hell, I know I wouldn’t have let that match go to no contest last week.
Silver’s mood changes. Silver and Wilmer get face to face with their noses almost touching. The fans are going NUTS!
Silver Kazama: I think you’re gonna have to get in line fool…
Lord Raab gets in between them with his powerful presence. Samuel is behind them and Silver and Wilmer don’t take their eyes of each other.
Lord Raab: I didn’t come here for this… I came here to solve this – to end this for good. Last week you both tried to tarnish my reign… my name… and you will both pay that price. For both of you I offer the invitation to end this. At Scars and Stripes – an appropriate stage for both of your demises. I will put this Hardcore Championship on the line in my element… an Extreme Inferno Match!
All the fans lose their shit! Wilmer smiles and starts nodding but Silver backs off and starts shaking his head as he points at Raab’s title belt.
Silver Kazama: I have unfinished business. Wilmer, I don’t give a shit what new shit you’re on. Raab, I’ll go to Scars and Stripes with you one on one to finish what we started!
Wilmer goes to interrupt but Raab beats him to it.
Lord Raab: NO! You both saw it fit to try and defeat me and to put your nose in our business. You’re both in this now and you’re both going to compete in the same match with me because I don’t see wasting anymore time on pathetic little washed up old peasants like you. When I end you both I’m doing it at the same time Both of you… Scars and Stripes in the Inferno…
Steve White: Bah Gawd! A triple threat Extreme Inferno Match at Scars and Stripes with these three!?
Silver and Wilmer get back in each other’s faces. Wilmer has a huge grin on and they both nod at each other.
Lord Raab: One more thing…
Lord Raab hits Wilmer Patacky with a massive uppercut to the face! Silver instantly gets on Lord Raab and they start to trade punches! Silver ducks a swing and hits Lord Raab with Devil Trigger! The fans are going nuts as Raab hits the corner! Silver turns around and Samuel McPherson takes him out with a running big boot to the skull! The cheers turn to boos as Samuel grabs Wilmer! He picks him up and grabs him around the throat! Samuel chokeslams Wilmer out of the ring down to the hard floor and he yells in pain, holding his back and arm!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Wilmer was chokeslammed out of the damn ring! These guys still have a match to fight in tonight! They’ll never make it like this!
Samuel picks up Silver by his head but Silver drops down and hits Samuel with a jawbreaker! Samuel falls back against the ropes! Silver wants a big move but Raab is back up and spins Samuel around! Lord Raab hits Silver with Killerbuster off the distraction! The fans are going nuts!
Steve White: Jeez! The Monstimals just took advantage of this situation and took out Silver and Wilmer! That’s going to effect their match later tonight!
The Monstimals raise their arms in victory in the center of the ring as we pan down to Patricia with the lights returning to normal!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen! This following contest is a fatal four way set for one fall!
Lucas Johnson comes to the ring with a flurry of boos. He gets in the ring and waits for his opponents as fans pelt him with garbage.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Lucas Johnson!
The opening riff to "Turn Down for What" by DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor exits from the back. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. Over this is a black biker jacket with the words "The Dark Messiah" Emblazoned in red on the back. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp he slowly starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he enters it with a look that promises impending pain and suffering. After a moment he pulls off his biker vest and shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Patricia Downs: And next… Sah’ta Thor!
John Blade salutes on the stage and sprints out to wild boos and jeers! He slides in the ring and dances around a bit
Patricia Downs: And now… John Blade!
"Blood Red Sandman" hits on the PA system. Angus Murphy walks out wearing a pair of gold trunks. He has black elbow pads, knee pads and boots. He makes his way down to the ring, looking fired up and ready to fight. He gets in the ring and looks around at the crowd.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Angus Murphy!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: Here we go! The winner of this one will surely impress headed into Scars and Stripes!
Chuck Thompson: It’s everyone for themselves Steve!
The bell rings as the four men stare each other down. Lucas and Blade start to lock up as Angus moves towards Thor with a determined grin on his lips. While Blade and square off Thor eyes Angus's advance and prepares for the eventual assault. The Monarchy member charges forward and catches Thor with a clothesline to the upper chest. Angus follows up with a brutal barrage of punches into the gut and stomach of the Hall of Famer
Steve White: Angus looking to get revenge for a few weeks ago.
Chuck Thompson: Thor getting a taste of what happens to people who stand up to the Monarchy.
Blade and Lucas are locked in a struggle to see who is the stronger man. Finally the pair move apart before Lucas lunges forward with a shining wizard. Blade is dazed and moves around the ring to clear his head. Meanwhile, Angus is still working Thor over on the ropes. Seeing the Blade is out for a minute Lucas attacks Murphy from behind pulling off Thor. Angus and Lucas start to brawl in the center of the ring each trading body blows.
Steve White: Thor and this new guy Lucas Johnson are beating each other to a pulp right now! They are laying into each other!
Chuck Thompson: John Blade off to a good start, there is no doubt in my mind this kid is the favourite! He is ready and he knows he is a future EHWF Champ and Hall of Famer!!
Thor uses the time to reassess the situation before lunging at Blade. He picks Blade up and slams him into the mat before dropping down for a pin attempt. Angus sees this and whips Lucas towards the Dark Messiah. Lucas collides with Thor and the now three wrestlers lay in the ring in a heap. Angus takes a few seconds to gloat in the ring while he watches to see who will get up first..
Steve White: Angus gonna do this one for the fam CPM right here but it won’t be easy!
Chuck Thompson: I think Angus is in a good spot now. He’s hit Thor hard, taken out Blade and fucked up Johnson! Could he do it right here?!
Lucas is the first to rise from the mat only to be hit with a spear form Murphy. As Murphy pressures Lucas the pair go over the top ropes. Lucas hits the floor below while Murphy barely manages to land on the ring apron. In the ring Blade had gotten up and had started to dancing around the ring playing to the crowd while Thor makes a much slower rise to feet. Once on his feet Blade moves forward with a clothesline, but Thor manages to spot the move and turns it into a side suplex. Murphy jumps back into the ring and catches Thor with a powerbomb.
Steve White: Huge powerbomb! What a powermove! Bah Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: Murphy! Thor got destroyed right there! What a catch!
On the outside of the ring Lucas finally gets back up and slides back into the ring where he catches a gloating Murphy unawares with a hurricanrana. Thor hits Lucas with a german suplex before turning to smirk at the fans. This turn allows Blade to connect with a shoulder check. All four men start to brawl in the ring faster than the fans can keep up with the action. Finally, Blade decides to back out to catch his breathe allowing the other two men to get easier shots in on Sah'ta Thor.
Steve White: Thor being double teamed now!
Chuck Thompson: Everyone is trying to play it smart this close to Scars & Stripes!
Thor manages to duck out of the barrage and pushes Lucas in to Angus before slipping out of the ring for a chance to regroup. Angus and Lucas trade hits before a somewhat rested Blade lays them both out with a running clothesline from behind. As both men stubble about Blade suplexes each of the before turning to track the much more ring savvy Thor. Thor had walked around the ring to get away from the brawling which allows him slide back into the ring safely. Blade is watching Thor's slide into the ring and prepares for the superstars attack which lets Angus and Lucas get back up. Each was a bit slow but carried determined attitudes as then move to lock up in the center of the ring. Blade lunges at Lucas leveling him with a clothesline while Thor hits Angus with a running high knee to the back.[/color]
Steve White: Blade takes out Lucas! Thor is back up and finishes Murphy! Here we go!
Chuck Thompson: Thor and Blade are left in this one and things are looking intense!
Angus and Lucas drop the mat leaving Thor and Blade to stare each other down briefly before locking up in a battle to see who could take the other out. Outside the ring there is a commotion as a man wearing a ski mask jumps the barricade. This is unnoticed by either of the still standing wrestlers as they trade blows in the ring. Thor gets the upper hand and drops Blade with a Sah'ta Combo. However before he can drop to the matt for the pin the masked man slides into the ring and low blows Thor before hitting with a spinning backfist. Thor is dazed as the man slides out of the ring and walks up the ramp. Blade and the others get up to see the dazed Thor wobbling and each more forward to be the one to pin him. Blade is closest and connects with a Bladattitude Adjustment to end the match.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner... John Blade!
Steve White: Blade picks up a stunning win!
Chuck Thompson: Though that leaves the biggest question is who is that masked man?!
Blade celebrates in the ring as we fade out to a commercial
We come in backstage where Black Man is sitting in the locker room with a hot water bottle on his head and a bunch of tissues up in his face! He sneezes a few times as Brandon Bash and Cowbell look over him.
Brandon Bash: There is no way you can go out there Adam, you’re sick as a dog!
Black Man: But I gotta! The match is in a few minutes. I thought that Mydol woulda helped this damn flu but I can’t shake it!
Cadance steps into the frame with a little baggy of cocaine.
Cadance: Just do this ya fookin’ faggut! It’s the flu not the plague. Go on ‘ave a fookin’ snort.
Brandon pushes the bag of cocaine away from Black Man and gives Black Man some more tissues.
Brandon Bash: Adam, I’m sorry, but you’re in no condition to fight tonight. You’re staying here and recovering from this flu. I will find Kevin a new partner for the next contest.
Black Man: Aww jeez! Who ya gon’ find on such short notice? Raab isn’t competing tonight and we can’t have Cowbell go out there!
Brandon Bash: Don’t worry… Raab and Samuel already half destroyed your opponents tonight. I’ll find the GREATEST partner for Hunter there is. I won’t settle for anything less than LEGENDARY! I promise Adam, don’t worry – I will go now and find a replacement for you.
Brandon tosses the rest of the tissues on Black Man as he hurries out of the door. We cut back to the arena.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the following match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a tag team match and it’s set for one fall!
Hunter comes out to the ring and gets pelted by garbage as he tries to skip past it all down the ramp. He gets in the ring and waits for his partner.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… One third of the Tag Team Champions… Kevin Hunter!
The lights in the arena flicker off, as the opening to "Violence (Enough is Enough)" by A Day to Remember begins to play throughout the arena. It keeps building up as the crowd erupt with a mixture of boos and cheers, already knowing who's about to come out. The song really starts to break down, as Brandon Bash makes his way out onto the stage. Not in his usual suit and tie, he can be seen wearing his trademark wrestling shorts with a "BB" logo just under the waistline above his crotch with reapers on both sides of the logo. On the back of the shorts is a set of red eyes and a sharp set of teeth seen out of the outline of a mouth. Brandon looks around at the crowd, flashing a cocky smirk as he stops in the middle of the ramp. He brings his palms together, then bows his head slightly while closing his eyes. It seems as if he is saying a small prayer, before opening his eyes and flashing a small, sadistic grin across his lips. He makes his way down the ramp, ignoring all the jeers and insults from the crowd. He climbs up the steel steps, wiping his feet on the apron before climbing in through the middle rope. Brandon would then pace around the ring a bit, before stepping over to a random turnbuckle. He would once again flash his trademark sadistic grin, as he popped his knuckles, then his neck. "Violence (Enough is Enough)" began to fade away as he awaited for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Replacing Black Man… Brandon Bash!
Brandon Bash: Ladies and Gents… Unfortunately Black Man couldn’t be here tonight due to the flu. Instead I will be representing CPM in this match with my good friend Gavin Hunter!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Jack You Up" by Mindless Self Indulgence began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope, throwing his right fist into the air and yelling out into the cheers from the crowd as "Back You Up" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… First… Wilmer Patacky!
"You want a martyr? I'll be one, because enough's enough. You're done."
The lights go out in the arena as blue and white strobe lights light up the stage. “King For A Day" by Pierce The Veil hits over the PA System with the lights flashing in time with the rhythm. The black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Kazama steps out from behind it onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he panders to the fans.
He walks over to the right side of the stage and taunts to the fans again to another chorus of cheers. He moves back towards the center of the stage and begins to make his way down the ramp as he slaps the hands of fans on his way down to the ring.
He slides into the ring and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, throwing both of his arms into the air, and pointing to the sky. He climbs down before walking over to the far set of ropes, climbing on the middle rope before holding his arm up again and calling out to the fans. He climbs down once more and walks towards his corner. He pulls his shirt up over his head and throws it into the crowd as “King For A Day" fades out of ear shot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Silver Kazama!
DING DING DING!
The match starts and Wilmer Patacky demands he start off. Silver doesn’t look happy nor impressed but Bash comes over and demands Wilmer as well. Wilmer locks up with Brandon Bash to begin! Bash aggressively and wildly starts kneeing Wilmer in the midsection as hard and fast as he can! Wilmer pushes Brandon off of him and goes for a clothesline but Brandon ducks it and comes back at Wilmer with wild right and left hands! Wilmer gets caught up and Brandon gets control of the match as he punches with everything he’s got! Bash yanks Wilmer out of the corner and knees Wilmer right in the face! Wilmer hits the mat and holds his nose as he begins to bleed. Wilmer is groggy and Brandon runs up, booting Wilmer in the side!
Steve White: Well Brandon Bash chose himself to replace Black Man? Brandon Bash all over Wilmer Patacky with that wild offense! Silver and Wilmer look beaten up here from what the Monstimals did to them earlier, they shouldn’t even be competing tonight. Look, Wilmer is holding his neck after that viscous chokeslam outta the ring!
Chuck Thompson: Patacky and Kazama don’t seem like the best friends they have always been following that Raab altercation so I’m curious to see what’s gonna happen in this contest.
Bash forces Wilmer into the corner and starts hitting him with big corner thrusts until Wilmer grabs Bash and hammers his back with big shots! Wilmer pushes Bash to the mat but Bash springs back up, hitting Wilmer with big right hands! Wilmer boots Bash in the gut and hits him with a big suplex! Wilmer is able to get Bash up again and hit him with a second suplex, getting control of the match back! Silver calls for the tag but Wilmer ignores him. Bash is much more fresh than the hurt Wilmer and Bash beats Wilmer in the side with big shots! Wilmer acts quick and boots Bash in the gut!
Steve White: Wilmer slowing this match down for Bash right now! He looks hurt from that Monstimal attack though and it’s really showing. Silver doesn’t look too fresh either after the Killerbuster. I really think they should have postponed this contest especially with Black Man out sick...
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer refused to acknowledge Silver there Steve. I think these two have a lot to talk about after tonight Steve. Wilmer and Silver clearly have gotten under each other’s skin the past two weeks.
Steve White: Did Bash call Kevin Hunter, Gavin hunter before?
Wilmer wraps his arms around Brandon, trying to get him to submit to a headlock but Brandon powers out and gets to the ropes! Hunter tag himself in and runs in only to get a big diving forearm from Wilmer Patacky! Hunter gets up and Wilmer fires big rights and lefts at him! Hunter stumbles back into the corner and Wilmer runs at him but Hunter puts his boot up and Wilmer runs right into it! Hunter runs up and hits Wilmer with a big lariat!
Steve White: Hunter with big offense! Wilmer was fighting tough but the pain and fatigue just got to him and Hunter took advantage!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter is in a good position right here but the boss man Brandon is stratigising and looks like he’s called for a tag?!
Brandon goes back on the apron and tag back in. He walks in and grabs Patacky kneeing him in the midsection but Patacky fires back with big right hands of his own, trying to get to the corner! He shocks Brandon and bounces off the ropes but runs right into Brandon’s boot! Patacky falls back into his corner and Silver tags in! Silver springs over the top rope and hits Brandon with a crossbody as the fans go nuts! Silver picks Brandon up and tosses him in the corner hitting him with a corner clothesline! Silver signals for a signature but when he goes for it Brandon ducks the Devil Trigger and boots Silver in the back! Silver goes down and gets a punt to the ribs! Brandon picks him up and bounces Silver off the ropes then hoists him on his back! Wilmer Patacky reaches in and tags himself in by slapping Silver while he’s on Brandon’s back, Brandon doesn’t notice! Silver is up on Brandon’s back and is too hurt and tired to fight back off!
Steve White: Wilmer Patacky was able to tag in but Brandon didn’t notice!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer Patacky is a genius! Uh… Is Wilmer gonna come in and save Silver?
Shockingly, Wilmer waits! Brandon Bash hits Silver with a big Samoan Drop and covers him! Brandon smiles and mocks Kazama as he hooks Silver’s leg! The ref doesn’t count because Wilmer is now the legal man. Brandon looks up and gets a running boot to the face from Wilmer! Wilmer starts stomping out Brandon! Brandon still isn’t giving up, he shoves Patacky back! Patacky swings at Brandon but Brandon blocks it and hits Patacky with a jawbreaker! Brandon then edges over to the corner and once again and tags Hunter in! Hunter runs at Wilmer and starts hitting him with big rights and lefts as the ref forces Brandon back on the apron! Hunter boots Wilmer in the gut and bounces off of the ropes!
Steve White: Watch Out!
Hunter goes for a running move, he takes out Wilmer with a big running high knee and takes control back from him! Hunter swings around and dropkicks Wilmer Patacky! Patacky hits his head on his corner as Silver tags back in! Brandon calls for the tag but Hunter is in a hard spot as Silver is too quick! Silver knees Hunter in the gut continuously! Silver scoops Hunter up and plants him down hard! Silver follows up with a big legdrop and goes for a cover!
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Steve White: Silver and Wilmer are back bay-bay!
Silver lines Hunter up! Bash rages and goes to run in but Patacky leaps off the top rope, over Silver and lands a crossbody on Bash before he reaches Silver from behind! Silver looks shocked thinking Wilmer was aiming for him but he realizes he saved him again as Bash and Wilmer roll out. A groggy and tired Silver nods. He turns back around but Hunter goes for the Huntplex! Silver slides down his back and fires Devil Trigger but Hunter ducks it and hits the slower and more exhausted Silver with Killer Effect! The fans go nuts with boos as Hunter covers him!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners... Brandon Bash and Kevin Hunter!
Steve White: What?! No! It wasn’t supposed to happen like this! Not like this! They had it dammit!
Wilmer sees Bash and Hunter celebrate in the ring and hears their music hit. Wilmer looks over and sees Silver limp up to his feet on the outside! Wilmer confronts him about the finish and Silver argues. Wilmer argues back! The two get in each others face and Silver is pissed! Wilmer shakes his head and walks off on Silver, making his way back up the ramp. Silver watches on as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Michael Rissi’s music hits! The fans go BERSERK as he makes his way out on the stage then down the ramp! He gets in the ring and gets a mic. He waits for the fans to calm down before talking.
Michael Rissi: Well… Well it feels good to be back! But… But I’m not gonna bore you all with that crap. Last week I returned after everyone saw me get blown up in my limo months ago… Everyone wants answers and everyone DESERVES answers… Well that’s what they’re going to get tonight.
The fans are all on their feet as Michael Rissi nods.
Michael Rissi: Ryan Morgan got in the position he’s in not because he was my “son” but because initially he had connections on the Board of Directors, he’s admitted it. Not only did Ryan Morgan have backing from Brandon Bash but he also had a key Director and influential figure on the Board on his side. Ryan Morgan, Brandon Bash, this Director and their supporters came up with the idea to exploit the legislation and rules of the EHWF Corporate structure… Which rule did they chose to use and exploit? The rule that states only a member of the immediate Rissi Family ie; Joanna and I can be the owners of EHWF and hold majority-voting power as a unit...
Steve White: What’s he talking about Chuck?
Michael Rissi: But then... Why kill myself, or why fake my own death etc? Because Ryan Morgan, part of the Board and whoever else was moving a no confidence motion against me and if I were to be voted out, Ryan Morgan – as a Rissi, could take over and there would be nothing I could do about it – the only way they couldn’t vote me out of my own company is if I was dead…
Chuck Thompson: Is he serious Steve?
Michael Rissi: But why come back now? Because Ryan Morgan’s pussy ass board member is no more… The Board Member – the CEO of a prominent and popular fast food taco restaurant conglomerate was arrested for J-walking and arson just over a week ago and was removed from the Board. Now Ryan Morgan doesn’t’ have anything on EHWF except for his phony Rissi name-claim.
The fans start to cheer!
Michael Rissi: How did Ryan do it? How did he become my son on a legally binding paternity test? Well I can assure you he’s not my son… If you recall way back – Ryan Morgan and Brandon Bash recruited the help of my imbecilic cousin, Nick Rissi when all of this started. Where did Nick go? He just disappeared… paid millions from EHWF accounts and Brandon Bash and just never came back… Why?
Michael Rissi points up to the tron. It booms on with life with a scene from an old Mayhem a few months ago.
APRIL 16th 2016: MAYHEM
Michael Rissi: Rewind and freeze frame there!
On the tron from April 16th we see Bash cover the doctors as he runs into them. Nick Rissi stumbles in the image as the save the tray of urine. Nick is seen slipping a vial of urine onto the tray as Bash pocket the other one in the confusion as we zoom right in.
The crowd gasp.
Michael Rissi: So there it is… Nick and I share the same DNA and he was able to switch Ryan’s with his own before the test on April the 16th. Now that that’s cleared up the final thing to mention was my wife… I had no idea she was Aprila until last Saturday Night. Joanna had aspirations of getting in the ring again and when Ryan and the CPM ran over EHWF she couldn’t help herself could she?
The fans go nuts as an Aprila chant breaks out.
Michael Rissi: So Ryan Morgan… You still have that legal document that says you’re a Rissi but you have no more Board influence. You couldn’t move no confidence against me because you thought I was dead! You have run out of options asshole… We’re on the same rung now and I promise if you don’t resign – I will fuck you up… I have just as much booking power as you my friend so think carefully…
Michael Rissi points up at the roof at the Scars and Stripes banner and the fans go NUTS! They break out in cheers as Rissi looks out and keeps his finger pointed straight up at the roof.
Steve White: Is he saying what I think he’s saying Chuck!?
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know… I guess that’s up to Ryan Morgan!
We see the cheering and screaming fans and fade out to a Scars and Stripes package.[/b][/color]
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the main event.
Patricia Downs: This following main event contest is a 6 man tag team match and it’s set for one fall!
The arena is filled with and eerie echo as the lights go out. The lights then slowly fade in, and fade out, then in again, and out just enough to see the smoke that is now surrounding the ramp as well as the ring. Then the lights begin to strobe and you can see Elysia Gallows making his way down the ramp and into the ring. When he enters the ring he stands in the center staring straight up, eyes closed, and his arms crossed in an X against his chest. In sync with the music the lights come back on instantly as fireworks go off starting at one corner of the ring and wrapping completely around it to finish where it started. (Think HBK but starting, going all the way around the ring, and then stopping.) He paces the ring side to side staring at the stage waiting for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Elysia Gallows!
The opening piano beings and slowly transitions to the opening riff of Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold. The fans elevate to their feet as The Vigilante, Xander Pierce, steps out onto the stage, wearing his usual wrestling attire. He raises his arms up to the sky and basks in the glory. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, greeting a few fans here and there as he reaches the ring. Leaping up onto the steel steps, he walks across the ring edge motioning for the crowd to continue their prayers. He leaps over the ring ropes and poses in the center of the ring before moving to a corner of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Xander Pierce!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next for their side… Conner Creed!
The house lights go pitch black and the crowd falls into a hushed silence. Cell phone bulbs begin to illuminate the arena as the
*BUZZ STATIC*
CYHNK - SLIKKJIJJ
Crowd POP.
A shadow appears on the tron and steps forward, revealing James Champ's face to the crowd to another tremendous POP. He smiles and the tron cuts out as "End of Heartache" by Killswitch Engage begins to blast throughout the arena and white strobes begin to flash. The camera flies around the arena until one centers on James Champ standing at one of the fan entrances. The crowd POPS again as Champ makes his way down the stairs.
James gets to the barricade and leaps over with cat like agility. He somersaults to his feet and slides into the ring. He quickly gets to his feet and hops up on the second rope, taunting to the crowd with his arms extended. He leans against the turnbuckle and awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: And now their opponents… First… James Champ!
“Mad Hatter" by Melanie Martinez hits the PA system and the fans rise to their feet. Purple fireworks shoot up into the air, illuminating the dark arena. The diva that ever has been waiting to see then walks through the curtains after the music plays for a small moment, making the fans wonder if she ever was going to come out. Blaise glides through the curtain with a smirk on her face, chewing a some gum. She wears an oversized jean jacket over her ring gear and stands at the middle of the start of the ramp, with a grin. Slowly, but surely Jax makes his way out from the back and stands behind her, with his arms crossed. Blaise looks back at him, her grin growing wider. Blaise blows a bubble and pops it, before beginning to descend down the ramp. She skips sideways along to the beat of the music. She walks past the fans and makes her way to the side of the arena, throwing her jacket to the ground. Jax walks up the stairs as the diva jumps on the side of the apron, swaying her hips to the music as she climbs up. Blaise enters then walks to the outside of the turnbuckle and climbs on top of it, facing the crowd. She raises her hands, pointing her index fingers to the ceiling. The fans give her a somewhat mixed reaction, but they cheer because it wasn't like they had many options for people to root for. Blaise gives the crowd another toothy grin as she then jumps off the turnbuckle and begins to stretch in the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next one of his partners… Blaise!
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the curtain and out on to the stage, followed by Hannah Walters, who has the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two make their way down the ramp, bombarded by a wave of boo's from the crowd. Sykes and Walters ignore the crowd and stay on their path. When they reach ringside, Eli Sykes hops up onto the apron while Hannah Walters makes her way around, climbing the steel steps. Eli Sykes sits on the middle rope and lifts the top rope, and Hannah Walters steps through them. Eli Sykes follows her between the ropes and the two meet in the center of the ring. Hannah Walters hands Eli Sykes the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hoists it above his head and proceeds to yell inaudible things at the crowd, who continue to boo him. He hands the World Heavyweight Championship back to Hannah Walters, who then displays it while Eli Sykes taunts the crowd some more. Hannah Walters plants a kiss on Eli Sykes' cheek, then exits the ring while Sykes waits for his match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And now their partner… He is the EHWF Champion… Eli Sykes!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and the fans are going nuts! Blaise starts out with Elysia Gallows! They lock up and he knees her in the mid-section! She tries to come back but he catches her with a short elbow! Blaise blocks a strike from him then boots him in the gut and rolls him into a big piledriver! The fans are going nuts! Blaise picks him back up and hammers him with big shots to the back! Elysia pushes her away from him but she fires a big roundhouse which forces him to his knees! Blaise starts wildly driving knees into Elysia!
Steve White: Blaise really taking it to Elysia now. It’s exciting to see her back in the ring Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: She looks strong and determined tonight but after last week I don’t think she’s going to take any shit at all!
She swings a big kick but he ducks it and rams his head into her torso! He dashes up and tags in Conner Creed! Conner runs in but Blaise boots him in the gut as he lunges at her and lifts him up for a massive sit-out spinebuster! The fans are going nuts! Blaise grabs Conner by the hair and drags him to the corner where she tags in Champ!
Steve White: A tag to Champ and Blaise is really controlling this whole contest!
Chuck Thompson: There’s no ring rust on her at all, she’s back in even better form if that’s possible!
Champ hits Conner with quick strikes but Conner blocks one and nails him with an STO! Conner starts to stomp out Champ! He picks him up and uppercuts him back down! Creed comes over and tags Elysia back into the match! Elysia comes over and stomps Champ out then shares a laugh with Eli. Elysia quickly tags back out bringing Xander into the contest!
Steve White: Elysia tagging back out quick and here comes Xander!
Chuck Thompson: I like this kid, his fighting style is unique.
Xander comes in and gets Champ in an ankle lock but Champ get right out! Champ gets up and boots Xander in the gut! Champ bounces Xander off of the ropes and bends down for a body drop but Xander kicks him in the head then jumps up and dropkicks the fuck out of Champ! The fans are going nuts! Xander picks Champ up and back-to-belly suplexes him across the ring! Champ dashes for a tag but Eli teases him and refuses! Blaise takes the tag instead and comes in! She tells Xander to wait and spins a kick right into Eli’s gut forcing the tag to Eli! Eli falls on the apron and Champ laughs! Blaise pulls Eli into the ring and scoops him up then flattens him on the mat with a monster slam!
Steve White: What the fuck is Blaise doing?! She’s destroying her own partner!
Chuck Thompson: We knew it would happen, just weren’t sure when...
Xander is confused! Elysia demands that the ref get control of her. Champ comes in and confronts Blaise. Blaise gestures for him to calm down but she boots Champ in the gut then suplexes him across the ring! Blaise has gone rogue and Xander is shaking his head!
Eli Sykes: Yo-You fucking bitch!
Eli tries to bring himself to his feet, still winded but Blaise leaps in the air and twists a massive spinning kick to his head! Eli falls on the canvas as Blaise slides out of the ring! She gets to the announce table and picks up the EHWF Championship. She looks in the title belt like a mirror and takes out a small brush and starts brushing her hair! The fans give a mixed reaction but she dumps the title belt back on the table and rolls her eyes as she makes her way back up the ramp.
Steve White: She’s leaving this match?! Just like that after taking out Champ and Eli?
Chuck Thompson: You know what she wants back Steve, it’s inevitable...
Champ is pissed and confused. He sees Eli in the corner fucked up but he ain’t losing this one! He makes it back to the corner to tag himself in! Champ comes in but Elysia comes in as well to check on Eli. Champ forgets him for the moment and tangles with Xander. Xander starts hitting Champ with big shots! Xander swings but Champ catches him with a superkick! The fans go nuts! Eli and Elysia are talking at the side of the ring! Champ superkicks the fuck out of Elysia!
James Champ: Get your fucking head in the game!
Eli gestures to Champ that he’s right! Champ goes back to fight Xander but Eli spins Champ around and hits him with Syke Out! The fans are going nuts! Eli laughs but Xander is pissed now! Creed comes in behind Eli! Eli looks up and gets fucked up with a Clothesline From Hell! Champ is groggy and fucked up. He gets to his feet but Xander boots him in the gut! Xander hits Champ with Destination X! The fans go nuts as Xander covers!
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Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Xander Pierce, Conner Creed and Elysia Gallows!
Steve White: Xander Pierce incredible!
Chuck Thompson: What a match!
Creed comes over as the fans break out into a Xander chant! Creed shakes Xander’s hand and they celebrate! Creed pulls Xander into a Clothesline From Hell!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Creed!! What was that for you guys won!
Creed laughs over a downed Xander. Elysia shakes his head and leaves the area as Creed looks up at the Scars and Stripes banner.
Steve White: Well ladies and gents what a freaking night that was! Next week will be our last Mayhem before EHWF Scars and Stripes 8! I can’t wait to see the fall out of tonight next week and what is going to happen just a week out from the big one! Thanks ladies and gentlemen! Good night and be safe!
We fade out at the image of Creed looking at the banner to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw the amazing return of Michael Rissi from the dead! The crowd was shocked as Michael Rissi returned at the end of Ryan Morgan Rissi’s main event match and attacked him and the Corporate Monarchy! To top that off it was revealed that long time RMR/CPM rival Aprila was actually Joanna Rissi all along! The question remains now why was Michael Rissi dead? Why was he away from EHWF? What happened with the limo explosion and most importantly who is the owner of EHWF? Michael Rissi or Ryan Morgan Rissi? Those are all questions we’re going to get answers to tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Tonight we have a big main event set by Michael Rissi who went over RMR tonight to make his own matches upon his return to the company from death! Blaise, James Champ and Eli Sykes – three individuals who have had so much to do with each other these past couple of months and so much intensity with each other will join forces to take on the unique teaming of Elysia Gallows, Conner Creed and Xander Pierce! This main event is either going to go off or going to descend in chaos and madness!
Steve White: Last week we saw Silver come up short in a no contest in the Hardcore title contest mainly because on interference by Lord Raab and his friend “Samuel” It’s unknown why Silver got so pissed off with Wilmer for coming down to help but I think they’re just chalking it up to intensity of the match and tonight they’ll team up against the CPM. Raab on the other hand will appear live and explain who Samuel was.
Chuck Thompson: Don’t forget we have a big multi-man match battle royal tonight as well where everyone will be out to prove themselves and that they deserve a good ranking and opportunity at Scars and Stripes on te 31st!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what happened with Michael Rissi! Were getting so close to Scars and Stripes 8 now Chuck! Lets start the night!
The scene pans down to the ring with Patricia Downs standing inside with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen! This opening contest is set for one fall and it is for the Showtime Championship!
As the opening chord to 'This Means War' began to flow throughout the sold out arena. The once two-time Jr. Heavyweight Champion & North American Champion slowly made his presence known to the live crowd. The Scourge raised his arms arrogantly into the air as he stepped forward, displaying his hatred towards the fans. He took a moment and paused at the top of the ramp, as the camera caught a quick glimpse of him wearing his regular black and gold wrestling attire, black gloves, and padded boots. His long black hair flowed down well past his dark glaring eyes. He took a deep breath, before repeatedly slamming his fist against his chest. The Scourge would cockily begin to walk down the ramp, taunting and mocking the crowd with every step he made moving forward towards the ring.
He walked with a certain 'swag' as he marched down the ramp-way at a moderate pace. He would end up stopping halfway down the ramp, as the expression on his face would change dramatically. The Scourge himself would raise his right arm in a strong manner, while keeping his fist clinched tightly above his head. He stood there for a moment, signaling off towards the crowd as a smile of confidence would reign across his face. After a moment he would continue on with his quest towards the ring.
Once he entered the ring, in a God like manner he raised his arms above his head once again as he circled around the ring, gathering and accepting the roar of boo's that were coming at him from every direction possible.
He then proceeded to walk to the turnbuckle closest to the ramp. He would bide his time in climbing the turnbuckle. Once he reached the top of the turnbuckle, he would once again pound his right fist against his chest multiple times. He then pointed out to the crowd and shouted something in their direction, but his words would quickly be muffled out by the sound of boo's from the sold out arena.
The Scourge then showed off his athleticism and leaped off the top rope and landed perfectly on his feet. He then rested his back against the turnbuckle. His vile lips remained cemented in place, as he would slide his forearm across his lips. He stood in place, taking the time to stretch, as he awaited for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… He is the challenger… Bill Ryder!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the top of the stage. T.Q comes out with the Showtime title around his waist as the fans boo as he walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. He slowly removes the EHWF Showtime championship from around his waist hoisting it in air has the fans erupt in more boos. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: And finally… He is the Showtime Champion… TQ Smooth!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: TQ Smooth (c) vs. Bill Ryder
The two lock up! TQ smirks and knees Bill in the gut! TQ whips Bill into the corner then follows up with a running corner clothesline! Bill stumbles around in pain but TQ runs up and boots him in the back sending him down to the mat! Bill is in pain and TQ gets Bill up and start hitting him with big rights and lefts then pushes him off of the ropes! TQ swings on the rebound but Bill ducks it! Bill flies back and takes TQ down with a diving shoulder block! The fans cheer and Bill gets up! Bill fires a lariat but TQ grabs Bill’s arm and spins him into a chicken win! Bill yells in pain but picks out of the hold! TQ swings but Bill ducks! Bill bounces off of the ropes! TQ swings but Bill ducks him! They both run at each other off of the ropes and take each other out at the same time with a pair of lariats! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: Bill and TQ in this Showtime Championship match! These two have been rivals for quite some time and they’ve had some good fights but tonight the gold is on the line! The Showtime Championship is defended on most Mayhem’s and tonight it looks like we’re getting a 5 star defense!!
Chuck Thompson: It’s a unique and fast title that anyone can win and can change hands in an instant! TQ Smooth went through hell and back to win it from Blaise a while back now and he’s not going to let Bill Ryder just come in and take it, especially after a few big defenses before this!
They both get up and lock up! Bill starts nailing TQ with continuous forearms to the back! TQ hits back with right hands to the face! Bill whips TQ against the ropes then takes him down with a shoulder block when he comes back! Bill picks TQ up and rams him into the corner! TQ hits Bill in the back with big shots, which allow him to get out of the corner! TQ grabs Bill and hits him with a big suplex! Bill gets up holding his back but TQ follows up with a big belly to belly! Bill is stunned and gets up holding his midsection all groggily! TQ grabs Bill from behind and plants him down hard with a big German suplex bridging into a cover!
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Steve White: TQ Smooth is really messing up Bill Ryder now with all of these huge moves but Bill Ryder refuses to say no! Bill Ryder won’t back down and the fans are loving the action right now!
Chuck Thompson: TQ Smooth knows that Bill Ryder is a legit threat to him and he knows that Bill is hungry for any gold at the moment! TQ Smooth knows he barely beat Bill Ryder in their last title match and he doesn’t know if he can do it again!
TQ scouts Bill and swings at him but Bill ducks him and dropkicks TQ down to the mat! TQ gets up and Bill goes for the Ryde of Your Life but TQ grabs his leg and hammers down on Bill’s knee! Bill screams in pain and falls into the corner! TQ runs at him but Bill dashes out of the way and TQ eats the corner head on! Bill leaps up and takes TQ down with a spinning heel kick! Bill gets up and grabs TQ, dragging him to his feet and hitting him with a big suplex! Bill gets on TQ and starts hitting him with big right and left hands down on the mat! Bill turns around and starts arguing with the ref! The ref argues back but it gives TQ enough time to get up and take Bill down to the mat! Bill and TQ start trading left and right blows down on the mat!
Steve White: Bill fighting back with some intensity right now! TQ isn’t letting up though! Bill looks like he’s in a bad spot and I don’t know if he can come back from TQ’s earlier assault!
Chuck Thompson: Bill doesn’t want to lose this match and I think he just felt himself slipping there! Bill knows he needs distance and he knows he needs to do something big or TQ is going to retain the Showtime Championship tonight!
Both get up but Bill takes TQ back down with a gore takedown! TQ gets back up but Bill is ready and ducks a swing from him then grabs him from behind and plants TQ with a reverse neckbreaker! Bill pulls TQ back up to his feet and hooks both of his arms but TQ powers out and rams Bill into the corner! TQ grabs Bill and plants him with a sideslam! TQ goes to grab Bill on the mat but Bill headbutts him as he comes close! TQ falls back, holding his head as the fans go wild for the action! Bill gets up and bounces off of the ropes then nails TQ Smooth with a legdrop across the chest!!
Steve White: Bill is slowly taking control of this match now! I’d say we had TQ leading by a mile then Bill evening out now Bill is just ahead by a hair!!
Chuck Thompson: Bill isn’t famous for his brains that’s for sure but the guy knows how to not give up and it’s giving him an extra chance in this match up! The Showtime Championship is either man’s now!
Bill stands over TQ and grabs him but TQ fires back with a thumb to the eye! Bill stumbles back right into a big running STO from Smooth! Bill gets up, hurt and disorientated! Smooth scoops Bill up and dumps him right on his back as Bill loses all control again! Smooth waits for Bill to get up. He bounces off of the ropes and swings for a clothesline but Bill ducks it and propels Smooth back into the ropes! Bill runs up and dropkicks Smooth right in the chest sending him back flipping across the ring and into the center of the canvas! The fans go nuts, both men are down but Bill is trying to fight up to his feet!
Steve White: Smooth couldn’t take the lead back! Bill’s gonna do it! He just needs one more big move and the title will change hands! This is it!
Chuck Thompson: TQ won’t let this happen! In the name of the CPM TQ Smooth will not let Bill Ryder take that title away from him and RMR!
Bill lines TQ up! He grabs TQ but TQ goes for another sideslam! TQ can’t get it and Bill dishes out an elbow then comes out of nowhere with a Ryde of Your Life! TQ catches Bill’s boot a second before he connects! TQ quickly reverses it into a TQ Special! Bill is able to push off of Smooth just as he gets him up! Bill spins around and goes for Ryde of Your Life just as Smooth twists a Smooth Effect! Both men hit each other with finishers and they get KO’d! They hit the canvas! The ref comes over and looks but they’re out cold! He calls for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: This contest has been declared a draw via double KO… Therefore STILL the Showtime Champion… TQ Smoot!
The bell kinda wakes them up! Bill can’t believe it. An arrogant TQ has a smirk on the canvas. Suddenly the tron booms to life and Michael Rissi appears from his office! The fans go NUTS!
Michael Rissi: I know… I know… I’m not set to talk until later tonight but I just couldn’t let this event pass me by… Bill… TQ… Enough of your shit. You guys have this long ass rivalry for a reason. You’ve had heaps of times to settle but it always ends in a meaningless win or a freaking draw… We need to settle this once and for all so don’t think this is the last time you two have met for the Showtime Championship… As far as I’m concerned this match is just to be continued… You will settle this and give these fans a decent result!
The tron booms off and the fans are going nuts. Bill and TQ glare at each other from the canvas as we fade out.
The scene pans down to the ring with Patricia Downs standing inside with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen! This following contest is a tag team match set for one fall!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Savannah!
As her ring music kicks in, Wolverina emerges through the curtains and belts out a she wolf howl that the fans return. She then begins a high tempo romp down the aisle tagging hands and hugging fans. Once at ringside she continues her routine all the way around until she returns to the ring steps. From there she flexes a muscle and let's a lucky young boy or girl grab it or kiss it, then she books it into the ring. Once inside she continues to play to the masses until her music dies down and she goes to her corner.
Patricia Downs: And her partner tonight… Wolverina!
The lights dim, and red streaks flash, as the sound of a strumming guitar and drums play over the sound system. Jade appears on top of the ramp wearing her traditional black wrestling boots, jean shorts, a white tank top and a black leather jacket, as the song picks up its tempo, and the lyrics are heard over the speakers.
You know I'd like to meet you there
And you know I won't be late
That's where she wants to go
And I've been wait-ing all this while
To see to my ba-by smile
a-long some o-pen road
She starts to progress down the ramp, just gazing ahead of her at the ring, determination across her face as she tunes out the shouting of the crowd.
And there's noth-ing I can say
to make this feel-ing change
and that's where she'll lay
And you know I'm at the tow
of the whip-ping post
and that's where she's gon-na lay me
She then makes her way up the steel steps and quickly gets into the ring between the top and middle rope. She flips her brown hair back out of her face, as she walks around the ring, and gazes out into the crowd, her jaded eyes gleaming in concentration. She takes off her leather jacket, and throws it out of the ring, and a staff member takes it and puts it out of the way.
'Cause she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
'Yeah she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
The music slowly fades out, as she waits for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And next… Their opponents… First… Jade!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And finally, her partner… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Zoe McDraven & Jade vs. Wolverina & Savannah
Wolverina and Jade slowly come into the middle of the ring. Wolverina is able to get the better of Jade with a very nice kick to the gut. Landing a series of powerful forearms sending her stumbling backward. Jade slowly is pushed off the ropes with a Irish whip. Wolverina ducks under Jade as she runs forward and catches her with a sweet dropkick on the second trip!
Steve White: What a dropkick by Wolverina! Jade starting off for her team quickly getting put down thanks to the power advantage of Wolverina. Now we know that Savannah and Wolverina had some backstage issues a couple of weeks ago that were reported by EHWF.com and other outlets but the question is will that effect their teaming tonight?
Jade catches Wolverina as she is pulled up by her own hair with a nice slap! Jade Irish whips her and lands a nice forearm to the jaw of Wolverina on her way back! Jade slowly pulls Wolverina up onto her feet. Landing a few good chops across Wolverina's chest which helps her pin Wolverina in her own corner! As Jade lands more chops she is yelled at by the ref who pulls her away from Wolverina. Lifting her hands into the air as the ref is yelling at her. Jade stomps into her stomach and Wolverina lets out a grunt. Jade tags in Zoe and Zoe goes onto the top rope as Jade faces Wolverina as well! They run at her but the powerful Wolverina takes both women out with a double clothesline! They both get up but Wolverina takes them both down again this time with a double spear! Zoe and Jade are fucked up! The fans are going nuts! Wolverina wants Jade out and she lifts her up then tosses her out of the ring! Zoe uses the distraction to boot Wolverina in the back of the knee then flattens Wolverina’s head to the canvas!
Chuck Thompson: Well they have quickly isolated Wolverina but the powerful Wolverina was very impressive right there! Wolverina was taking on both women right there and looked like she could do so effortlessly! Zoe McDraven now needs to get some momentum back!
Wolverina is getting stomped on by Zoe as she tries to stand up. Zoe starts pulling her back toward her corner, but instead Wolverina rolls her up! Wait a minute Wolverina rolls her through into a uppercut that sends Zoe rolling straight through the ring ropes! Wolverina comes out after her and Jade jumps off the apron. She starts to head over as Wolverina rams Zoe head first into the steel steps which gets cheers across the arena!
Steve White: If this is how Wolverina is going to fight then she has a HUGE future ahead of her here in EHWF!
Wolverina is returning the favor to Zoe as she is stomping into her chest as she is pinned against the steps. As Jade comes over to save her partner the form of Savannah dives off on her form the apron! Savannah is landing shots all up on her head which causes Jade to shriek from the shock! Savannah is landing vicious blows from her dominant position. Wolverina lifts herself onto the apron as Zoe is getting up. Zoe is kicked square across the face before Wolverina dives off on her with a dropkick that sends her rolling backward into the barricade!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah coming in at the last moment and taking Jade down! Wolverina is just dominating Zoe right now! What a match and what action! It looked like Jade and Zoe were going to easily control this one but Wolverina seems to have evened the odds!
Zoe is rolled into the ring by Wolverina. As she rolls in her foe she motions for her demise! Wolverina picks up Zoe by her hair and then tosses her across the ring with ease! Zoe lands on her face with a howl of pain. Zoe starts to get up before she is interrupted by a flying cross body from the incredibly fast Wolverina! She doesn't hook any legs as she is right back up. Zoe rolls onto her knees only to get nailed across the face with Wolverina's right knee. Wolverina then jumps up driving both feet with a double stomp across Zoe’s chest! Zoe hollers out and rolls away in pain. Wolverina steps up to continue the attack only to be pulled by her hair and dropped throat first across the ropes with a hot shot by Jade! Zoe is able to land a leg sweep that spikes the back of Wolverina's head into the mat with a loud thump! Zoe rolls out of the ring as she holds her head.
Steve White: Zoe finally able to get away from Wolverina who was just dominating her with her size and strength advantage! Jade coming in at the last moment and saving Zoe now Zoe needs to recover and get on Wolverina as quick as possible!!
Jade is able to get the tag in and land a very nice flying forearm on Wolverina from the top rope of her corner! Pulling her back into the corner with her and Zoe she continues to stomp on Wolverina in the corner as the ref yells at them! Jade slaps her across the face before landing a very nice kick to the midsection that drops her into the corner. The ref pulls Jade away as Wolverina loses it! Wolverina knocks Zoe off of the corner to the floor! Jade leaps up and dropkicks Wolverina in the back of the head and she drops!
Chuck Thompson: Wolverina has been isolated in their corner but I don’t know if that’s a good idea! Wolverina doesn’t seem to stay down for long at all! They’re gonna need a good plan to defeat her!
Wolverina tries to lift herself up but as soon as she does so she is lifted up and thrown back into Zoe and Jades corner. Jade starts landing more kicks and Wolverina is just trying to find any possible way to push out of the corner. Wolverina finally lands a shot to Jade's jaw! She lifts her feet up catching Jade as she runs back in! Zoe gets back up to her corner and starts cheering Jade! Savannah yells for the tag as Wolverina gets an opening but Wolverina ignores her! The two argue which distracts Wolverina. Jade connects with a Hurricarana instead! The fans go wild as she taunts at Savannah who's face is red with rage at Jade.
Steve White: Jade is really softening up Wolverina now! Wolverina and Savannah had trouble outside of Mayhem a couple weeks back and now it looks like those issues are still here as Wolverina ignored the chance she had to tag Savannah in!
Jade climbs the top rope as Wolverina tries to get up. Jade connects with a double foot stomp from the top rope across Wolverina's back! Wolverina rolls onto her back, which arches in pain as Jade hooks both legs on her!
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NO! Wolverina pushes throws Jade off!
Steve White: WHA!? They didn’t even get a 1 count on Wolverina after all of that!?!
Jade is in complete shock as Wolverina gets up! Jade lunges at Wolverina is so much faster and drops Jade with a big right hand! Wolverina stacks a few steps back an signals for the Spear but Savannah reaches in and blind tags in!
Steve White: Savannah blind tagging into this one!
Savannah comes in and the ref tells Wolverina to get out but Wolverina grabs Savannah by the hair and starts to threaten her! Savannah strikes at Wolverina’s eyes and Wolverina falls out to the apron! Savannah laughs and turns back into the ring where Jade hits her with Botox Buster! Savannah is laid out off of the distraction and Jade covers! Wolverina doesn’t even try to break it up, she just laughs at Savannah from the apron!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Jade and Zoe McDraven!
Jade and Zoe celebrate for a couple of seconds before Wolverina comes back into the ring! Jade and Zoe quickly slide out! Savannah gets up all groggy and Wolverina levels her with a massive clothesline! The fans go nuts at Wolverina stands over Savannah! We fade out.
We come back to the ring from commercial. Lord Raab is standing in the ring with dark red lighting all around him. The arena is quiet as he stares out behind his mask and brings his mic up to his lips.
Lord Raab: Last week… Last week Silver Kazama made a stupid error when he thought he could defeat me for the EHWF Hardcore Championship. Silver Kazama made a stupid error by begging for more punishment in our match… Silver Kazama… Silver Kazama made a mistake by involving others in out problem.
The fans boo Lord Raab but Raab smirks from under his mask.
Lord Raab: I’m in this ring out here tonight to introduce my brother – the man you all saw last week inflict pain on Silver Kazama and Wilmer Patacky. Samuel McPherson... Together we are an unstoppable force of Monstimals. We are a new nightmare for EHWF…
Steve White: Bah Gawd, look at these two guys Chuck! They’re huge beasts! Lord Raab was strong enough on his own, now that he has this Samuel McPherson guy by his side, how the hell do you stop him?
The fans boo as Samuel steps up by the side of Lord Raab. Lord Raab speaks with intensity in his voice.
Lord Raab: I have fought gallantly for the strongest faction in wrestling and the EHWF – The Corporate Monarchy… I am the Hardcore Champion for a reason… Silver Kazama on the other hand is nothing but a washed up old hack who is still trying to hang on to relevancy. Relevancy that I and the CPM now hold… Silver, you are truly pathetic. Your family is pathetic, your name is pathetic… Everything about you is pathetic.
Raab holds the Hardcore Championship belt up.
Lord Raab: But nothing was solved last week Silver… You didn’t win and I didn’t win. You weren’t eviscerated back into irrelevance like you were supposed to be… That’s why I’m calling you out here RIGHT NOW! Lets solve this!
Nothing happens for a while until Silver’s music hits! Silver comes out, looking a little beat up from the assault last week but he has no fear and gets in the ring with The Monstimals! Silver grabs a mic and gets up close to Raab and Samuel.
Silver Kazama: I agree Raab, nothing was solved last week… But I disagree. I’m not pathetic and when you call me or my family or anything related to me pathetic – then we got a bigger problem then before!
Silver gets in Raab’s face! Raab looks down at him and both men are ready to take it to the ground until Wilmer’s music goes off!
Steve White: Wilmer Patacky is out here! How will this bode with Silver after last week!
The fans go nuts as Wilmer gets in the ring! Samuel doesn’t take kindly to him but a smiling Wilmer disregards him and moves in. Silver doesn’t look happy to see Wilmer either as he grabs a mic and interrupts the men.
Wilmer Patacky: Sorry to interrupt guys – like last week, but I couldn’t help but hear Raab blame Silver and myself for how things went down last week. Raab, you were the one who called this gorilla piece of shit out first you asshole…
Raab doesn’t take kindly to the insult and gets in Wilmer’s face. Wilmer doesn’t back down but Silver interrupts before anything happens.
Silver Kazama: What’re you doing out here Wilmer? Like I said last week… This thing between Raab and I… It doesn’t concern you.
Wilmer Patacky: See man… I don’t get you. I only did what I thought was right. I saw you getting double teamed and I helped you out. I made the save.
Silver Kazama: I don’t know if you made the save exactly but you did come and help me out… I’m thankful for that but what’s going down between Raab and I is between Raab and I. This doesn’t concern you… The Hardcore Championship doesn’t concern you.
Wilmer Patacky: Oh... So that’s what it’s about huh? Silver has to be in the spotlight. He always has to be front and center. Can’t have Wilmer taking a little bit of the limelight right?
Silver Kazama: It’s not like that man. I have the issue with Raab and his bullshit. I earned the right to go for the Hardcore Championship first and I still plan on getting that opportunity at Sc…
Wilmer Patacky: Save it Silver. You’re my friend and all but I have to cut you off there. When I came out to help you against Raab and this asshole next to him it wasn’t about the Hardcore Championship or getting attention in a co-main event. It was about helping my friend…
The fans cheer for Wilmer
Silver Kazama: … I know that… And I appreciate it. And I rea…
Wilmer Patacky: But it’s not about that anymore… If this is the way it is. Then maybe I deserve the spotlight now. Maybe I deserve the Hardcore Championship. Hell, I know I wouldn’t have let that match go to no contest last week.
Silver’s mood changes. Silver and Wilmer get face to face with their noses almost touching. The fans are going NUTS!
Silver Kazama: I think you’re gonna have to get in line fool…
Lord Raab gets in between them with his powerful presence. Samuel is behind them and Silver and Wilmer don’t take their eyes of each other.
Lord Raab: I didn’t come here for this… I came here to solve this – to end this for good. Last week you both tried to tarnish my reign… my name… and you will both pay that price. For both of you I offer the invitation to end this. At Scars and Stripes – an appropriate stage for both of your demises. I will put this Hardcore Championship on the line in my element… an Extreme Inferno Match!
All the fans lose their shit! Wilmer smiles and starts nodding but Silver backs off and starts shaking his head as he points at Raab’s title belt.
Silver Kazama: I have unfinished business. Wilmer, I don’t give a shit what new shit you’re on. Raab, I’ll go to Scars and Stripes with you one on one to finish what we started!
Wilmer goes to interrupt but Raab beats him to it.
Lord Raab: NO! You both saw it fit to try and defeat me and to put your nose in our business. You’re both in this now and you’re both going to compete in the same match with me because I don’t see wasting anymore time on pathetic little washed up old peasants like you. When I end you both I’m doing it at the same time Both of you… Scars and Stripes in the Inferno…
Steve White: Bah Gawd! A triple threat Extreme Inferno Match at Scars and Stripes with these three!?
Silver and Wilmer get back in each other’s faces. Wilmer has a huge grin on and they both nod at each other.
Lord Raab: One more thing…
Lord Raab hits Wilmer Patacky with a massive uppercut to the face! Silver instantly gets on Lord Raab and they start to trade punches! Silver ducks a swing and hits Lord Raab with Devil Trigger! The fans are going nuts as Raab hits the corner! Silver turns around and Samuel McPherson takes him out with a running big boot to the skull! The cheers turn to boos as Samuel grabs Wilmer! He picks him up and grabs him around the throat! Samuel chokeslams Wilmer out of the ring down to the hard floor and he yells in pain, holding his back and arm!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Wilmer was chokeslammed out of the damn ring! These guys still have a match to fight in tonight! They’ll never make it like this!
Samuel picks up Silver by his head but Silver drops down and hits Samuel with a jawbreaker! Samuel falls back against the ropes! Silver wants a big move but Raab is back up and spins Samuel around! Lord Raab hits Silver with Killerbuster off the distraction! The fans are going nuts!
Steve White: Jeez! The Monstimals just took advantage of this situation and took out Silver and Wilmer! That’s going to effect their match later tonight!
The Monstimals raise their arms in victory in the center of the ring as we pan down to Patricia with the lights returning to normal!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen! This following contest is a fatal four way set for one fall!
Lucas Johnson comes to the ring with a flurry of boos. He gets in the ring and waits for his opponents as fans pelt him with garbage.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Lucas Johnson!
The opening riff to "Turn Down for What" by DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor exits from the back. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. Over this is a black biker jacket with the words "The Dark Messiah" Emblazoned in red on the back. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp he slowly starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he enters it with a look that promises impending pain and suffering. After a moment he pulls off his biker vest and shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Patricia Downs: And next… Sah’ta Thor!
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN BLADE!
John Blade salutes on the stage and sprints out to wild boos and jeers! He slides in the ring and dances around a bit
Patricia Downs: And now… John Blade!
"Blood Red Sandman" hits on the PA system. Angus Murphy walks out wearing a pair of gold trunks. He has black elbow pads, knee pads and boots. He makes his way down to the ring, looking fired up and ready to fight. He gets in the ring and looks around at the crowd.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Angus Murphy!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Lucas Johnson vs. Sah’ta Thor vs. John Blade vs. Angus Murphy
Steve White: Here we go! The winner of this one will surely impress headed into Scars and Stripes!
Chuck Thompson: It’s everyone for themselves Steve!
The bell rings as the four men stare each other down. Lucas and Blade start to lock up as Angus moves towards Thor with a determined grin on his lips. While Blade and square off Thor eyes Angus's advance and prepares for the eventual assault. The Monarchy member charges forward and catches Thor with a clothesline to the upper chest. Angus follows up with a brutal barrage of punches into the gut and stomach of the Hall of Famer
Steve White: Angus looking to get revenge for a few weeks ago.
Chuck Thompson: Thor getting a taste of what happens to people who stand up to the Monarchy.
Blade and Lucas are locked in a struggle to see who is the stronger man. Finally the pair move apart before Lucas lunges forward with a shining wizard. Blade is dazed and moves around the ring to clear his head. Meanwhile, Angus is still working Thor over on the ropes. Seeing the Blade is out for a minute Lucas attacks Murphy from behind pulling off Thor. Angus and Lucas start to brawl in the center of the ring each trading body blows.
Steve White: Thor and this new guy Lucas Johnson are beating each other to a pulp right now! They are laying into each other!
Chuck Thompson: John Blade off to a good start, there is no doubt in my mind this kid is the favourite! He is ready and he knows he is a future EHWF Champ and Hall of Famer!!
Thor uses the time to reassess the situation before lunging at Blade. He picks Blade up and slams him into the mat before dropping down for a pin attempt. Angus sees this and whips Lucas towards the Dark Messiah. Lucas collides with Thor and the now three wrestlers lay in the ring in a heap. Angus takes a few seconds to gloat in the ring while he watches to see who will get up first..
Steve White: Angus gonna do this one for the fam CPM right here but it won’t be easy!
Chuck Thompson: I think Angus is in a good spot now. He’s hit Thor hard, taken out Blade and fucked up Johnson! Could he do it right here?!
Lucas is the first to rise from the mat only to be hit with a spear form Murphy. As Murphy pressures Lucas the pair go over the top ropes. Lucas hits the floor below while Murphy barely manages to land on the ring apron. In the ring Blade had gotten up and had started to dancing around the ring playing to the crowd while Thor makes a much slower rise to feet. Once on his feet Blade moves forward with a clothesline, but Thor manages to spot the move and turns it into a side suplex. Murphy jumps back into the ring and catches Thor with a powerbomb.
Steve White: Huge powerbomb! What a powermove! Bah Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: Murphy! Thor got destroyed right there! What a catch!
On the outside of the ring Lucas finally gets back up and slides back into the ring where he catches a gloating Murphy unawares with a hurricanrana. Thor hits Lucas with a german suplex before turning to smirk at the fans. This turn allows Blade to connect with a shoulder check. All four men start to brawl in the ring faster than the fans can keep up with the action. Finally, Blade decides to back out to catch his breathe allowing the other two men to get easier shots in on Sah'ta Thor.
Steve White: Thor being double teamed now!
Chuck Thompson: Everyone is trying to play it smart this close to Scars & Stripes!
Thor manages to duck out of the barrage and pushes Lucas in to Angus before slipping out of the ring for a chance to regroup. Angus and Lucas trade hits before a somewhat rested Blade lays them both out with a running clothesline from behind. As both men stubble about Blade suplexes each of the before turning to track the much more ring savvy Thor. Thor had walked around the ring to get away from the brawling which allows him slide back into the ring safely. Blade is watching Thor's slide into the ring and prepares for the superstars attack which lets Angus and Lucas get back up. Each was a bit slow but carried determined attitudes as then move to lock up in the center of the ring. Blade lunges at Lucas leveling him with a clothesline while Thor hits Angus with a running high knee to the back.[/color]
Steve White: Blade takes out Lucas! Thor is back up and finishes Murphy! Here we go!
Chuck Thompson: Thor and Blade are left in this one and things are looking intense!
Angus and Lucas drop the mat leaving Thor and Blade to stare each other down briefly before locking up in a battle to see who could take the other out. Outside the ring there is a commotion as a man wearing a ski mask jumps the barricade. This is unnoticed by either of the still standing wrestlers as they trade blows in the ring. Thor gets the upper hand and drops Blade with a Sah'ta Combo. However before he can drop to the matt for the pin the masked man slides into the ring and low blows Thor before hitting with a spinning backfist. Thor is dazed as the man slides out of the ring and walks up the ramp. Blade and the others get up to see the dazed Thor wobbling and each more forward to be the one to pin him. Blade is closest and connects with a Bladattitude Adjustment to end the match.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner... John Blade!
Steve White: Blade picks up a stunning win!
Chuck Thompson: Though that leaves the biggest question is who is that masked man?!
Blade celebrates in the ring as we fade out to a commercial
We come in backstage where Black Man is sitting in the locker room with a hot water bottle on his head and a bunch of tissues up in his face! He sneezes a few times as Brandon Bash and Cowbell look over him.
Brandon Bash: There is no way you can go out there Adam, you’re sick as a dog!
Black Man: But I gotta! The match is in a few minutes. I thought that Mydol woulda helped this damn flu but I can’t shake it!
Cadance steps into the frame with a little baggy of cocaine.
Cadance: Just do this ya fookin’ faggut! It’s the flu not the plague. Go on ‘ave a fookin’ snort.
Brandon pushes the bag of cocaine away from Black Man and gives Black Man some more tissues.
Brandon Bash: Adam, I’m sorry, but you’re in no condition to fight tonight. You’re staying here and recovering from this flu. I will find Kevin a new partner for the next contest.
Black Man: Aww jeez! Who ya gon’ find on such short notice? Raab isn’t competing tonight and we can’t have Cowbell go out there!
Brandon Bash: Don’t worry… Raab and Samuel already half destroyed your opponents tonight. I’ll find the GREATEST partner for Hunter there is. I won’t settle for anything less than LEGENDARY! I promise Adam, don’t worry – I will go now and find a replacement for you.
Brandon tosses the rest of the tissues on Black Man as he hurries out of the door. We cut back to the arena.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the following match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a tag team match and it’s set for one fall!
Hunter comes out to the ring and gets pelted by garbage as he tries to skip past it all down the ramp. He gets in the ring and waits for his partner.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… One third of the Tag Team Champions… Kevin Hunter!
The lights in the arena flicker off, as the opening to "Violence (Enough is Enough)" by A Day to Remember begins to play throughout the arena. It keeps building up as the crowd erupt with a mixture of boos and cheers, already knowing who's about to come out. The song really starts to break down, as Brandon Bash makes his way out onto the stage. Not in his usual suit and tie, he can be seen wearing his trademark wrestling shorts with a "BB" logo just under the waistline above his crotch with reapers on both sides of the logo. On the back of the shorts is a set of red eyes and a sharp set of teeth seen out of the outline of a mouth. Brandon looks around at the crowd, flashing a cocky smirk as he stops in the middle of the ramp. He brings his palms together, then bows his head slightly while closing his eyes. It seems as if he is saying a small prayer, before opening his eyes and flashing a small, sadistic grin across his lips. He makes his way down the ramp, ignoring all the jeers and insults from the crowd. He climbs up the steel steps, wiping his feet on the apron before climbing in through the middle rope. Brandon would then pace around the ring a bit, before stepping over to a random turnbuckle. He would once again flash his trademark sadistic grin, as he popped his knuckles, then his neck. "Violence (Enough is Enough)" began to fade away as he awaited for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Replacing Black Man… Brandon Bash!
Brandon Bash: Ladies and Gents… Unfortunately Black Man couldn’t be here tonight due to the flu. Instead I will be representing CPM in this match with my good friend Gavin Hunter!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Jack You Up" by Mindless Self Indulgence began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope, throwing his right fist into the air and yelling out into the cheers from the crowd as "Back You Up" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… First… Wilmer Patacky!
"You want a martyr? I'll be one, because enough's enough. You're done."
The lights go out in the arena as blue and white strobe lights light up the stage. “King For A Day" by Pierce The Veil hits over the PA System with the lights flashing in time with the rhythm. The black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Kazama steps out from behind it onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he panders to the fans.
He walks over to the right side of the stage and taunts to the fans again to another chorus of cheers. He moves back towards the center of the stage and begins to make his way down the ramp as he slaps the hands of fans on his way down to the ring.
He slides into the ring and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, throwing both of his arms into the air, and pointing to the sky. He climbs down before walking over to the far set of ropes, climbing on the middle rope before holding his arm up again and calling out to the fans. He climbs down once more and walks towards his corner. He pulls his shirt up over his head and throws it into the crowd as “King For A Day" fades out of ear shot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Silver Kazama!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Silver Kazama & Wilmer Patacky vs. Brandon Bash & Kevin Hunter
The match starts and Wilmer Patacky demands he start off. Silver doesn’t look happy nor impressed but Bash comes over and demands Wilmer as well. Wilmer locks up with Brandon Bash to begin! Bash aggressively and wildly starts kneeing Wilmer in the midsection as hard and fast as he can! Wilmer pushes Brandon off of him and goes for a clothesline but Brandon ducks it and comes back at Wilmer with wild right and left hands! Wilmer gets caught up and Brandon gets control of the match as he punches with everything he’s got! Bash yanks Wilmer out of the corner and knees Wilmer right in the face! Wilmer hits the mat and holds his nose as he begins to bleed. Wilmer is groggy and Brandon runs up, booting Wilmer in the side!
Steve White: Well Brandon Bash chose himself to replace Black Man? Brandon Bash all over Wilmer Patacky with that wild offense! Silver and Wilmer look beaten up here from what the Monstimals did to them earlier, they shouldn’t even be competing tonight. Look, Wilmer is holding his neck after that viscous chokeslam outta the ring!
Chuck Thompson: Patacky and Kazama don’t seem like the best friends they have always been following that Raab altercation so I’m curious to see what’s gonna happen in this contest.
Bash forces Wilmer into the corner and starts hitting him with big corner thrusts until Wilmer grabs Bash and hammers his back with big shots! Wilmer pushes Bash to the mat but Bash springs back up, hitting Wilmer with big right hands! Wilmer boots Bash in the gut and hits him with a big suplex! Wilmer is able to get Bash up again and hit him with a second suplex, getting control of the match back! Silver calls for the tag but Wilmer ignores him. Bash is much more fresh than the hurt Wilmer and Bash beats Wilmer in the side with big shots! Wilmer acts quick and boots Bash in the gut!
Steve White: Wilmer slowing this match down for Bash right now! He looks hurt from that Monstimal attack though and it’s really showing. Silver doesn’t look too fresh either after the Killerbuster. I really think they should have postponed this contest especially with Black Man out sick...
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer refused to acknowledge Silver there Steve. I think these two have a lot to talk about after tonight Steve. Wilmer and Silver clearly have gotten under each other’s skin the past two weeks.
Steve White: Did Bash call Kevin Hunter, Gavin hunter before?
Wilmer wraps his arms around Brandon, trying to get him to submit to a headlock but Brandon powers out and gets to the ropes! Hunter tag himself in and runs in only to get a big diving forearm from Wilmer Patacky! Hunter gets up and Wilmer fires big rights and lefts at him! Hunter stumbles back into the corner and Wilmer runs at him but Hunter puts his boot up and Wilmer runs right into it! Hunter runs up and hits Wilmer with a big lariat!
Steve White: Hunter with big offense! Wilmer was fighting tough but the pain and fatigue just got to him and Hunter took advantage!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter is in a good position right here but the boss man Brandon is stratigising and looks like he’s called for a tag?!
Brandon goes back on the apron and tag back in. He walks in and grabs Patacky kneeing him in the midsection but Patacky fires back with big right hands of his own, trying to get to the corner! He shocks Brandon and bounces off the ropes but runs right into Brandon’s boot! Patacky falls back into his corner and Silver tags in! Silver springs over the top rope and hits Brandon with a crossbody as the fans go nuts! Silver picks Brandon up and tosses him in the corner hitting him with a corner clothesline! Silver signals for a signature but when he goes for it Brandon ducks the Devil Trigger and boots Silver in the back! Silver goes down and gets a punt to the ribs! Brandon picks him up and bounces Silver off the ropes then hoists him on his back! Wilmer Patacky reaches in and tags himself in by slapping Silver while he’s on Brandon’s back, Brandon doesn’t notice! Silver is up on Brandon’s back and is too hurt and tired to fight back off!
Steve White: Wilmer Patacky was able to tag in but Brandon didn’t notice!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer Patacky is a genius! Uh… Is Wilmer gonna come in and save Silver?
Shockingly, Wilmer waits! Brandon Bash hits Silver with a big Samoan Drop and covers him! Brandon smiles and mocks Kazama as he hooks Silver’s leg! The ref doesn’t count because Wilmer is now the legal man. Brandon looks up and gets a running boot to the face from Wilmer! Wilmer starts stomping out Brandon! Brandon still isn’t giving up, he shoves Patacky back! Patacky swings at Brandon but Brandon blocks it and hits Patacky with a jawbreaker! Brandon then edges over to the corner and once again and tags Hunter in! Hunter runs at Wilmer and starts hitting him with big rights and lefts as the ref forces Brandon back on the apron! Hunter boots Wilmer in the gut and bounces off of the ropes!
Steve White: Watch Out!
Hunter goes for a running move, he takes out Wilmer with a big running high knee and takes control back from him! Hunter swings around and dropkicks Wilmer Patacky! Patacky hits his head on his corner as Silver tags back in! Brandon calls for the tag but Hunter is in a hard spot as Silver is too quick! Silver knees Hunter in the gut continuously! Silver scoops Hunter up and plants him down hard! Silver follows up with a big legdrop and goes for a cover!
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Steve White: Silver and Wilmer are back bay-bay!
Silver lines Hunter up! Bash rages and goes to run in but Patacky leaps off the top rope, over Silver and lands a crossbody on Bash before he reaches Silver from behind! Silver looks shocked thinking Wilmer was aiming for him but he realizes he saved him again as Bash and Wilmer roll out. A groggy and tired Silver nods. He turns back around but Hunter goes for the Huntplex! Silver slides down his back and fires Devil Trigger but Hunter ducks it and hits the slower and more exhausted Silver with Killer Effect! The fans go nuts with boos as Hunter covers him!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners... Brandon Bash and Kevin Hunter!
Steve White: What?! No! It wasn’t supposed to happen like this! Not like this! They had it dammit!
Wilmer sees Bash and Hunter celebrate in the ring and hears their music hit. Wilmer looks over and sees Silver limp up to his feet on the outside! Wilmer confronts him about the finish and Silver argues. Wilmer argues back! The two get in each others face and Silver is pissed! Wilmer shakes his head and walks off on Silver, making his way back up the ramp. Silver watches on as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Michael Rissi’s music hits! The fans go BERSERK as he makes his way out on the stage then down the ramp! He gets in the ring and gets a mic. He waits for the fans to calm down before talking.
Michael Rissi: Well… Well it feels good to be back! But… But I’m not gonna bore you all with that crap. Last week I returned after everyone saw me get blown up in my limo months ago… Everyone wants answers and everyone DESERVES answers… Well that’s what they’re going to get tonight.
The fans are all on their feet as Michael Rissi nods.
Michael Rissi: Ryan Morgan got in the position he’s in not because he was my “son” but because initially he had connections on the Board of Directors, he’s admitted it. Not only did Ryan Morgan have backing from Brandon Bash but he also had a key Director and influential figure on the Board on his side. Ryan Morgan, Brandon Bash, this Director and their supporters came up with the idea to exploit the legislation and rules of the EHWF Corporate structure… Which rule did they chose to use and exploit? The rule that states only a member of the immediate Rissi Family ie; Joanna and I can be the owners of EHWF and hold majority-voting power as a unit...
Steve White: What’s he talking about Chuck?
Michael Rissi: But then... Why kill myself, or why fake my own death etc? Because Ryan Morgan, part of the Board and whoever else was moving a no confidence motion against me and if I were to be voted out, Ryan Morgan – as a Rissi, could take over and there would be nothing I could do about it – the only way they couldn’t vote me out of my own company is if I was dead…
Chuck Thompson: Is he serious Steve?
Michael Rissi: But why come back now? Because Ryan Morgan’s pussy ass board member is no more… The Board Member – the CEO of a prominent and popular fast food taco restaurant conglomerate was arrested for J-walking and arson just over a week ago and was removed from the Board. Now Ryan Morgan doesn’t’ have anything on EHWF except for his phony Rissi name-claim.
The fans start to cheer!
Michael Rissi: How did Ryan do it? How did he become my son on a legally binding paternity test? Well I can assure you he’s not my son… If you recall way back – Ryan Morgan and Brandon Bash recruited the help of my imbecilic cousin, Nick Rissi when all of this started. Where did Nick go? He just disappeared… paid millions from EHWF accounts and Brandon Bash and just never came back… Why?
Michael Rissi points up to the tron. It booms on with life with a scene from an old Mayhem a few months ago.
APRIL 16th 2016: MAYHEM
We come into the backstage area where we see doctors coming up the hallway. The one in the front has a tray with two urine samples and some documents on it.
Steve White: Well Bah gawd and there are the doctors who conducted the Ryan Morgan/Michael Rissi DNA test! They’re making their way through now and are getting ready to give us the good news. There is no way Michael Rissi could have fathered Ryan Morgan at 2 years old…
As the doctors continue down the hall, Nick Rissi and Brandon Bash come around the corner and bump into them! The doctors scramble as they try to save the urine vials! Nick and the head doctor jump on the tray before it falls and they save it.
Nick Rissi: Watch where you’re going assholes you have one job! That’s important piss right there… Go and examine that shit!
Bash intimidates the doctors as they all hurry off into a room and we fade back into the arena.
Steve White: Well Bah gawd and there are the doctors who conducted the Ryan Morgan/Michael Rissi DNA test! They’re making their way through now and are getting ready to give us the good news. There is no way Michael Rissi could have fathered Ryan Morgan at 2 years old…
As the doctors continue down the hall, Nick Rissi and Brandon Bash come around the corner and bump into them! The doctors scramble as they try to save the urine vials! Nick and the head doctor jump on the tray before it falls and they save it.
Nick Rissi: Watch where you’re going assholes you have one job! That’s important piss right there… Go and examine that shit!
Bash intimidates the doctors as they all hurry off into a room and we fade back into the arena.
Michael Rissi: Rewind and freeze frame there!
On the tron from April 16th we see Bash cover the doctors as he runs into them. Nick Rissi stumbles in the image as the save the tray of urine. Nick is seen slipping a vial of urine onto the tray as Bash pocket the other one in the confusion as we zoom right in.
The crowd gasp.
Michael Rissi: So there it is… Nick and I share the same DNA and he was able to switch Ryan’s with his own before the test on April the 16th. Now that that’s cleared up the final thing to mention was my wife… I had no idea she was Aprila until last Saturday Night. Joanna had aspirations of getting in the ring again and when Ryan and the CPM ran over EHWF she couldn’t help herself could she?
The fans go nuts as an Aprila chant breaks out.
Michael Rissi: So Ryan Morgan… You still have that legal document that says you’re a Rissi but you have no more Board influence. You couldn’t move no confidence against me because you thought I was dead! You have run out of options asshole… We’re on the same rung now and I promise if you don’t resign – I will fuck you up… I have just as much booking power as you my friend so think carefully…
Michael Rissi points up at the roof at the Scars and Stripes banner and the fans go NUTS! They break out in cheers as Rissi looks out and keeps his finger pointed straight up at the roof.
Steve White: Is he saying what I think he’s saying Chuck!?
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know… I guess that’s up to Ryan Morgan!
We see the cheering and screaming fans and fade out to a Scars and Stripes package.[/b][/color]
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the main event.
Patricia Downs: This following main event contest is a 6 man tag team match and it’s set for one fall!
The arena is filled with and eerie echo as the lights go out. The lights then slowly fade in, and fade out, then in again, and out just enough to see the smoke that is now surrounding the ramp as well as the ring. Then the lights begin to strobe and you can see Elysia Gallows making his way down the ramp and into the ring. When he enters the ring he stands in the center staring straight up, eyes closed, and his arms crossed in an X against his chest. In sync with the music the lights come back on instantly as fireworks go off starting at one corner of the ring and wrapping completely around it to finish where it started. (Think HBK but starting, going all the way around the ring, and then stopping.) He paces the ring side to side staring at the stage waiting for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Elysia Gallows!
The opening piano beings and slowly transitions to the opening riff of Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold. The fans elevate to their feet as The Vigilante, Xander Pierce, steps out onto the stage, wearing his usual wrestling attire. He raises his arms up to the sky and basks in the glory. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, greeting a few fans here and there as he reaches the ring. Leaping up onto the steel steps, he walks across the ring edge motioning for the crowd to continue their prayers. He leaps over the ring ropes and poses in the center of the ring before moving to a corner of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Xander Pierce!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next for their side… Conner Creed!
The house lights go pitch black and the crowd falls into a hushed silence. Cell phone bulbs begin to illuminate the arena as the
*BUZZ STATIC*
CYHNK - SLIKKJIJJ
Crowd POP.
A shadow appears on the tron and steps forward, revealing James Champ's face to the crowd to another tremendous POP. He smiles and the tron cuts out as "End of Heartache" by Killswitch Engage begins to blast throughout the arena and white strobes begin to flash. The camera flies around the arena until one centers on James Champ standing at one of the fan entrances. The crowd POPS again as Champ makes his way down the stairs.
James gets to the barricade and leaps over with cat like agility. He somersaults to his feet and slides into the ring. He quickly gets to his feet and hops up on the second rope, taunting to the crowd with his arms extended. He leans against the turnbuckle and awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: And now their opponents… First… James Champ!
“Mad Hatter" by Melanie Martinez hits the PA system and the fans rise to their feet. Purple fireworks shoot up into the air, illuminating the dark arena. The diva that ever has been waiting to see then walks through the curtains after the music plays for a small moment, making the fans wonder if she ever was going to come out. Blaise glides through the curtain with a smirk on her face, chewing a some gum. She wears an oversized jean jacket over her ring gear and stands at the middle of the start of the ramp, with a grin. Slowly, but surely Jax makes his way out from the back and stands behind her, with his arms crossed. Blaise looks back at him, her grin growing wider. Blaise blows a bubble and pops it, before beginning to descend down the ramp. She skips sideways along to the beat of the music. She walks past the fans and makes her way to the side of the arena, throwing her jacket to the ground. Jax walks up the stairs as the diva jumps on the side of the apron, swaying her hips to the music as she climbs up. Blaise enters then walks to the outside of the turnbuckle and climbs on top of it, facing the crowd. She raises her hands, pointing her index fingers to the ceiling. The fans give her a somewhat mixed reaction, but they cheer because it wasn't like they had many options for people to root for. Blaise gives the crowd another toothy grin as she then jumps off the turnbuckle and begins to stretch in the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next one of his partners… Blaise!
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the curtain and out on to the stage, followed by Hannah Walters, who has the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two make their way down the ramp, bombarded by a wave of boo's from the crowd. Sykes and Walters ignore the crowd and stay on their path. When they reach ringside, Eli Sykes hops up onto the apron while Hannah Walters makes her way around, climbing the steel steps. Eli Sykes sits on the middle rope and lifts the top rope, and Hannah Walters steps through them. Eli Sykes follows her between the ropes and the two meet in the center of the ring. Hannah Walters hands Eli Sykes the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hoists it above his head and proceeds to yell inaudible things at the crowd, who continue to boo him. He hands the World Heavyweight Championship back to Hannah Walters, who then displays it while Eli Sykes taunts the crowd some more. Hannah Walters plants a kiss on Eli Sykes' cheek, then exits the ring while Sykes waits for his match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And now their partner… He is the EHWF Champion… Eli Sykes!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Eli Sykes & Blaise & James Champ vs. Elysia Gallows & Conner Creed & Xander Pierce
The bell rings and the fans are going nuts! Blaise starts out with Elysia Gallows! They lock up and he knees her in the mid-section! She tries to come back but he catches her with a short elbow! Blaise blocks a strike from him then boots him in the gut and rolls him into a big piledriver! The fans are going nuts! Blaise picks him back up and hammers him with big shots to the back! Elysia pushes her away from him but she fires a big roundhouse which forces him to his knees! Blaise starts wildly driving knees into Elysia!
Steve White: Blaise really taking it to Elysia now. It’s exciting to see her back in the ring Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: She looks strong and determined tonight but after last week I don’t think she’s going to take any shit at all!
She swings a big kick but he ducks it and rams his head into her torso! He dashes up and tags in Conner Creed! Conner runs in but Blaise boots him in the gut as he lunges at her and lifts him up for a massive sit-out spinebuster! The fans are going nuts! Blaise grabs Conner by the hair and drags him to the corner where she tags in Champ!
Steve White: A tag to Champ and Blaise is really controlling this whole contest!
Chuck Thompson: There’s no ring rust on her at all, she’s back in even better form if that’s possible!
Champ hits Conner with quick strikes but Conner blocks one and nails him with an STO! Conner starts to stomp out Champ! He picks him up and uppercuts him back down! Creed comes over and tags Elysia back into the match! Elysia comes over and stomps Champ out then shares a laugh with Eli. Elysia quickly tags back out bringing Xander into the contest!
Steve White: Elysia tagging back out quick and here comes Xander!
Chuck Thompson: I like this kid, his fighting style is unique.
Xander comes in and gets Champ in an ankle lock but Champ get right out! Champ gets up and boots Xander in the gut! Champ bounces Xander off of the ropes and bends down for a body drop but Xander kicks him in the head then jumps up and dropkicks the fuck out of Champ! The fans are going nuts! Xander picks Champ up and back-to-belly suplexes him across the ring! Champ dashes for a tag but Eli teases him and refuses! Blaise takes the tag instead and comes in! She tells Xander to wait and spins a kick right into Eli’s gut forcing the tag to Eli! Eli falls on the apron and Champ laughs! Blaise pulls Eli into the ring and scoops him up then flattens him on the mat with a monster slam!
Steve White: What the fuck is Blaise doing?! She’s destroying her own partner!
Chuck Thompson: We knew it would happen, just weren’t sure when...
Xander is confused! Elysia demands that the ref get control of her. Champ comes in and confronts Blaise. Blaise gestures for him to calm down but she boots Champ in the gut then suplexes him across the ring! Blaise has gone rogue and Xander is shaking his head!
Eli Sykes: Yo-You fucking bitch!
Eli tries to bring himself to his feet, still winded but Blaise leaps in the air and twists a massive spinning kick to his head! Eli falls on the canvas as Blaise slides out of the ring! She gets to the announce table and picks up the EHWF Championship. She looks in the title belt like a mirror and takes out a small brush and starts brushing her hair! The fans give a mixed reaction but she dumps the title belt back on the table and rolls her eyes as she makes her way back up the ramp.
Steve White: She’s leaving this match?! Just like that after taking out Champ and Eli?
Chuck Thompson: You know what she wants back Steve, it’s inevitable...
Champ is pissed and confused. He sees Eli in the corner fucked up but he ain’t losing this one! He makes it back to the corner to tag himself in! Champ comes in but Elysia comes in as well to check on Eli. Champ forgets him for the moment and tangles with Xander. Xander starts hitting Champ with big shots! Xander swings but Champ catches him with a superkick! The fans go nuts! Eli and Elysia are talking at the side of the ring! Champ superkicks the fuck out of Elysia!
James Champ: Get your fucking head in the game!
Eli gestures to Champ that he’s right! Champ goes back to fight Xander but Eli spins Champ around and hits him with Syke Out! The fans are going nuts! Eli laughs but Xander is pissed now! Creed comes in behind Eli! Eli looks up and gets fucked up with a Clothesline From Hell! Champ is groggy and fucked up. He gets to his feet but Xander boots him in the gut! Xander hits Champ with Destination X! The fans go nuts as Xander covers!
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Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Xander Pierce, Conner Creed and Elysia Gallows!
Steve White: Xander Pierce incredible!
Chuck Thompson: What a match!
Creed comes over as the fans break out into a Xander chant! Creed shakes Xander’s hand and they celebrate! Creed pulls Xander into a Clothesline From Hell!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Creed!! What was that for you guys won!
Creed laughs over a downed Xander. Elysia shakes his head and leaves the area as Creed looks up at the Scars and Stripes banner.
Steve White: Well ladies and gents what a freaking night that was! Next week will be our last Mayhem before EHWF Scars and Stripes 8! I can’t wait to see the fall out of tonight next week and what is going to happen just a week out from the big one! Thanks ladies and gentlemen! Good night and be safe!
We fade out at the image of Creed looking at the banner to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.