Post by EHWF Management on Jul 24, 2016 9:26:17 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the stage where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw the main event boil down in chaos as Blaise, James Champ and Eli Sykes all clashed and cost their team the win. It seems that Blaise and James Champ just can’t let Eli Sykes go and can’t let everything end the way it did at Come At Me Bro. I guess we can be thankful that these three megastars of Mayhem aren’t competing with or against each other tonight Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right Steve, I haven’t quite seen a rivalry that intense before but tonight we have Eli Sykes taking on the man who beat him then beat him up last week, Conner Creed! Creed is off to a rush of momentum heading into Scars and Stripes. Not only was he apart of the team that defeated Eli, Blaise and Champ last week but he also laid out Eli Sykes and made sure he didn’t get back up! If Conner Creed can get a win here tonight over Eli in a steel cage match then Conner Creed will have massive opportunities thrust at him in the near future!
Steve White: Last week we saw Silver and Wilmer or Wilver as they’re more commonly known as, go down in their match to Brandon Bash and Kevin Hunter just after Lord Raab and his brother Samuel McPherson ambushed and destroyed the two men. Silver and Wilmer’s relationship has strained past month and it was revealed that they both will face Raab in a triple threat Extreme Inferno match at Scars and Stripes for the Hardcore title! Can Silver and Wilmer’s relationship withstand this shit or will it be every man for himself tonight as they take on The Monstimals?
Chuck Thompson: Wolverina and Savannah fought each other last week when they were supposed to be partners! We thought that Wolverina destroyed Savannah as she gave her a minor injury but Savannah revealed she is still able to compete tonight! Blaise vs. Wolverina vs. Savannah will be a match up that will surely impress the fans. Can Wolverina continue her dominance? Can Savannah get revenge or will Blaise impose her power over both women and win this one!?
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what happened with Michael Rissi and Ryan Morgan from last week! Were getting so close to Scars and Stripes 8 now Chuck, just one week away! Lets start the night!
The scene pans down to the ring with Patricia Downs standing inside with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen! This opening contest is set for one fall and it is a fatal four way!
The arena is filled with and eerie echo as the lights go out. The lights then slowly fade in, and fade out, then in again, and out just enough to see the smoke that is now surrounding the ramp as well as the ring. Then the lights begin to strobe and you can see Elysia Gallows making his way down the ramp and into the ring. When he enters the ring he stands in the center staring straight up, eyes closed, and his arms crossed in an X against his chest. In sync with the music the lights come back on instantly as fireworks go off starting at one corner of the ring and wrapping completely around it to finish where it started. (Think HBK but starting, going all the way around the ring, and then stopping.) He paces the ring side to side staring at the stage waiting for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Elysia Gallows!
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN BLADE!
John Blade’s music hits and he runs out on the stage! He salutes out to the booing fans! He sprints down the ramp and slides in the ring as he tosses his hat and armbands out to the crowd. He waits for his opponents.
Patricia Downs: And next… John Blade
"Demons" by Imagine Dragons blares over the PA as Black Man struts out from behind the curtain and snickers at the fans who shower him with boos and jeers. Black Man gives the finger to the fans on the right, then the fans on the left, before proceeding down the ramp shaking his head in disgust. As he reaches the ring, he slowly walks up the steel steps and under the middle rope. Black Man stands dead center of the ring and throws his hands up into the air causing the fans to once again pick up in intensity of hate for the former champion.
Patricia Downs: And now making his way to the ring… Black Man!
The opening piano beings and slowly transitions to the opening riff of Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold. The fans elevate to their feet as The Vigilante, Xander Pierce, steps out onto the stage, wearing his usual wrestling attire. He raises his arms up to the sky and basks in the glory. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, greeting a few fans here and there as he reaches the ring. Leaping up onto the steel steps, he walks across the ring edge motioning for the crowd to continue their prayers. He leaps over the ring ropes and poses in the center of the ring before moving to a corner of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Xander Pierce!
DING DING DING!
The damn bell rings and Black Man locks up with John Blade while Pierce and Gallows instantly begin to trade shots! Pierce spins a kick into Gallows gut and he goes down! Pierce starts kneeing the kneeling Gallows in the face then swings a big kick but he ducks it and grabs Pierce from behind! He lifts him up and hits him with a big back body drop! John Blade is all over Black Man in the corner, hitting him with massive punches and offence!
Steve White: All four men look to be starting this one out with real intensity right now! All men have had beefs with each other it seems and it looks like this match will settle some things tonight!
Chuck Thompson: It’s also going to show us who is who and what is what going into Scars and Stripes next week!
Black Man knees Blade in the nuts and tosses him in the corner! Black Man starts hitting Blade with big corner thrusts! Black Man goes to follow up but Gallows comes behind Black Man and rolls him up!
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KICK OUT!
Black Man is pissed but Gallows smirks and dropkicks Black Man in the side while on the mat! Black Man in down! Gallows digs the boots in him on the canvas but Blade blasts out of the corner and takes Gallows out with a massive running STO! The fans are going wild! Black Man is up on his feet and hits Blade in the back with a big forearm! Black Man starts hitting Blade with big rights and lefts, sending him to his hands and knees! Pierce runs up, jumps up off of Blade’s back and lands a massive corkscrew body dive on Black Man! The fans lose their shit!
Steve White: Xander Pierce incredible with that dive on Black Man! Black Man was looking somewhat dominant but Xander Pierce has impressed the most tonight!
Chuck Thompson: This win would be massive for Xander tonight! Can he do it? He has a lot of momentum from last week!
Gallows gets on Black Man and pulls him into a butterfly hold! Black Man yells in pain! Pierce acts quickly and pulls Gallows off of Black Man! Pierce and Gallows start trading massive rights to the face until Black Man runs over and takes both men out with a double clothesline! The arena is getting loud now and Black Man picks up Gallows! Black Man knees Gallows in the gut then picks him up and plummets him with a big powerbomb! Gallows is done and Black Man holds him in for the cover!
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Steve White: Black Man so close there but the intense and courageous John Blade isn’t going to just let it end like that!
Chuck Thompson: John Blade has a MASSIVE future ahead of him! Clearly he’s one of the best new stars of 2016 and he’s destined to be an EHWF Champion and Hall of Famer!
John Blade with a massive king hit to the back of Black Man’s head! Black Man stumbles around! Blade turns him around and boots Black Man in the gut! Blade takes a second and gestures to Black Man that he ‘can’t see him!’ Black Man however, can see him and takes Blade out with a massive STO! Black Man doesn’t get a second to himself as Pierce dropkicks Black Man in the back of the head and Black Man ends up in the corner on the canvas! Pierce gets up but only to get a spinning heel kick to the face from Gallows! Gallows picks Pierce up and scoops him up! He runs him over then slams him back first on the turnbuckle! Pierce falls and holds his back in pain! Gallows gestures for the end but as he lines Pierce up, Blade spins Gallows around and hoists him up on his back!
Steve White: Gallows in big trouble here! Blade thinking Bladitude Adjustment maybe?!
Chuck Thompson: Here comes Black Man! You can’t keep this guy down tonight!
Black Man runs in and boots Blade in the gut! Gallows falls off of Blades back as Black Man hits Blade with the Black Stunn! The fans are on their feet Blade is finished on the canvas! Elysia runs in and thrusts into Black Man’s gut! Black Man falls to the mat and Elysia goes to follow up but we see Xander on the top rope! Elysia spins himself around! Xander leaps off of the top rope and lands a big moonsault on Elysia! The fans are going nuts! Black Man sees both men down and takes advantage! He grabs John Blade from behind but Blade shoves Black Man into the ref and the ref goes down!
Steve White: Shit! The ref just got taken out!
Chuck Thompson: Get another one out here quick!
Black Man can’t see John Blade and Blade locks him in the STF! The fans are going nuts! Another ref from ringside slides in and asks Black Man if he’s going to give up! Black Man elbows John Blade in the face! He gets up, as does Blade but Blade falls victim to BMF! The first ref gets up all groggy and spots Xander covering Elysia! He goes to count but the second ref counts Black Man’s cover of Blade!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… One of the Tag Team Champions… Black Man!
The first ref and Xander Pierce get up. They start to argue with Black Man and the second ref and the fans get vocal!
Steve White: Hang on a second there, I think Xander Pierce made his cover first but the second ref in this contest didn’t see it and counted Black Man’s instead!
Chuck Thompson: Yes but the first official in this contest started counting Xander’s cover first it looked like… Where were we supposed to be looking?
Xander and Black Man get in each other’s faces. The two refs get in each other’s faces. Suddenly the second ref backs off and gets out of the ring. He talks to the producers and then to Patricia Downs then gets back in the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, I’ve just been informed that due to an error in officiating in this contest, Xander Pierce’s pinfall over Elysia Gallows was also counted as was Black Man’s over John Blade… Therefore this victory will be shared! Your winners… Black Man and Xander Pierce!
Black Man is pissed but Xander raises his arms in victory. Black Man hits him with a Black Stunn! Everyone gets out of the ring as Black Man stands over Xander. We fade out to a commercial.
We come back as Patricia Downs is ready to announce the six man tag team match.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a six man tag team match and it's set for one fall!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... Zoe McDraven!
The house lights go pitch black and the crowd falls into a hushed silence. Cell phone bulbs begin to illuminate the arena as the
*BUZZ STATIC*
CYHNK - SLIKKJIJJ
Crowd POP.
A shadow appears on the tron and steps forward, revealing James Champ's face to the crowd to another tremendous POP. He smiles and the tron cuts out as "End of Heartache" by Killswitch Engage begins to blast throughout the arena and white strobes begin to flash. The camera flies around the arena until one centers on James Champ standing at one of the fan entrances. The crowd POPS again as Champ makes his way down the stairs.
James gets to the barricade and leaps over with cat like agility. He somersaults to his feet and slides into the ring. He quickly gets to his feet and hops up on the second rope, taunting to the crowd with his arms extended. He leans against the turnbuckle and awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: And next her partners… James Champ!
As the opening chord to 'This Means War' began to flow throughout the sold out arena. The once two-time Jr. Heavyweight Champion & North American Champion slowly made his presence known to the live crowd. The Scourge raised his arms arrogantly into the air as he stepped forward, displaying his hatred towards the fans. He took a moment and paused at the top of the ramp, as the camera caught a quick glimpse of him wearing his regular black and gold wrestling attire, black gloves, and padded boots. His long black hair flowed down well past his dark glaring eyes. He took a deep breath, before repeatedly slamming his fist against his chest. The Scourge would cockily begin to walk down the ramp, taunting and mocking the crowd with every step he made moving forward towards the ring.
He walked with a certain 'swag' as he marched down the ramp-way at a moderate pace. He would end up stopping halfway down the ramp, as the expression on his face would change dramatically. The Scourge himself would raise his right arm in a strong manner, while keeping his fist clinched tightly above his head. He stood there for a moment, signaling off towards the crowd as a smile of confidence would reign across his face. After a moment he would continue on with his quest towards the ring.
Once he entered the ring, in a God like manner he raised his arms above his head once again as he circled around the ring, gathering and accepting the roar of boo's that were coming at him from every direction possible.
He then proceeded to walk to the turnbuckle closest to the ramp. He would bide his time in climbing the turnbuckle. Once he reached the top of the turnbuckle, he would once again pound his right fist against his chest multiple times. He then pointed out to the crowd and shouted something in their direction, but his words would quickly be muffled out by the sound of boo's from the sold out arena.
The Scourge then showed off his athleticism and leaped off the top rope and landed perfectly on his feet. He then rested his back against the turnbuckle. His vile lips remained cemented in place, as he would slide his forearm across his lips. He stood in place, taking the time to stretch, as he awaited for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And now… Bill Ryder!
The lights dim, and red streaks flash, as the sound of a strumming guitar and drums play over the sound system. Jade appears on top of the ramp wearing her traditional black wrestling boots, jean shorts, a white tank top and a black leather jacket, as the song picks up its tempo, and the lyrics are heard over the speakers.
You know I'd like to meet you there
And you know I won't be late
That's where she wants to go
And I've been wait-ing all this while
To see to my ba-by smile
a-long some o-pen road
She starts to progress down the ramp, just gazing ahead of her at the ring, determination across her face as she tunes out the shouting of the crowd.
And there's noth-ing I can say
to make this feel-ing change
and that's where she'll lay
And you know I'm at the tow
of the whip-ping post
and that's where she's gon-na lay me
She then makes her way up the steel steps and quickly gets into the ring between the top and middle rope. She flips her brown hair back out of her face, as she walks around the ring, and gazes out into the crowd, her jaded eyes gleaming in concentration. She takes off her leather jacket, and throws it out of the ring, and a staff member takes it and puts it out of the way.
'Cause she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
'Yeah she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
The music slowly fades out, as she waits for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And now their opponents… Making their way to the ring… First… Jade!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the top of the stage. T.Q comes out with the Showtime title around his waist as the fans boo as he walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. He slowly removes the EHWF Showtime championship from around his waist hoisting it in air has the fans erupt in more boos. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: And next her partners… One of the Tag Team Champions and the Showtime Champion… TQ Smooth!
Kevin Hunter comes out to mass boos. He comes down the ramp as they pelt garbage at him. Hunter gets in the ring and waits for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And finally… One of the Tag Team Champions and the Jr Heavyweight Champion Kevin Hunter… !
DING DING DING!
The match starts with James and Smooth. They lock up and start trading big blows, lefts and rights to be exact until James gets the upper hand and tosses Smooth into the corner and follows up with a big running corner elbow! James whips Smooth into the opposing corner and goes for another running move but Smooth goes and hits an elbow reversal! The fans cheer as Smooth runs up and hits a bulldog on James then attempts a cover but James kicks out. The two lock up and trade blows again this time with Smooth getting the upper hand. Smooth grabs James and hits him with a jawbreaker! James flails back and quickly tags in Bill Ryder! The fans go wild as he enters the ring. Smooth points at Bill and tells him “you’re fucked.”
Steve White: Smooth and James with a great start here but here comes TQ’s biggest rival, Bill Ryder!
Chuck Thompson: These two have so much unfinished business and we’ve heard that they’ll get the chance to finish it after Scars and Stripes. That doesn’t mean they can’t beat each other up tonight though!
The action is hot as Bill runs up and clotheslines Smooth down hard! Bill then drops a big leg on Smooth and looks to make a cover but can’t. They both get up and lock up then Smooth knees Bill in the gut and hit him with a big Smooth Lariat! Bill springs up and they lock up once more, this time with Bill hitting Smooth with an armdrag. Bill kicks Smooth in the face and the crowd shrills as he takes control in the match. Bill picks Smooth up and goes to throw him but Smooth tosses Bill in the corner and hits him with a corner running thrust! Smooth grabs Bill but Bill knees him right in the gut then begins to hammer his back with big shots! Smooth yells in pain then pushes Bill away, running up and tagging in Hunter for the escape! The crowd goes wild!
Steve White: Here we go! Hunter comes into this match now! And this guy has been on FIRE for months! Nothing can stop the Jr Heavyweight Champ lately!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter is one intense fighter and he’s worked his way up on Mayhem. Lets see how he goes against Bill!
Hunter and Bill look across from each other in the ring. Bill knows he can’t lock up because he is tired from his skirmish with Smooth. Bill slips down to the mat and grabs Hunter’s legs, Hunter powers out and picks Bill up. Bill knees Hunter in the gut a few times! Bill comes across and knees Hunter in the side then starts hitting him with as many kicks and strikes as he can. Bill gains some control and dropkicks Hunter’s knee! Hunter goes down and Bill bounces off of the ropes and boots Hunter in the head, he bounces off of the ropes again but this time Hunter hits Bill with a big spinebuster! The fans cheer as Bill tries to roll up to his feet but Hunter picks him up instead. Hunter scoops Bill up but Bill is able to elbow Hunter in the face countless times and drop off Hunter’s back. Bill runs up and dropkicks Hunter in the back, sending Hunter slamming head first into the corner. The fans cheer while Bill catches his breath and Hunter begins to get up from the corner.
Steve White: Now this is what I call a match! This one is really heating up! Smooth got outta there pretty quick when Bill came in!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter and Bill are going to tear it up though. Hunter isn’t scared of shit right now!
Bill runs up and hits Hunter with a corner clothesline! Bill grabs Hunter but Hunter grabs him back and lifts him in the air, tossing him down to the mat with a slam! Hunter picks up Bill and hits him with a big scoopslam. As Hunter fights for control back from Bill, Bill attacks Hunter’s knee. Bill runs up and springs off the ropes then springboard dropkicks Hunter to the mat! The fans cheer as Bill hits Hunter with a jumping senton and tries to cover but Hunter presses Bill off. Bill and Hunter get up and Bill boots Hunter in the midsection to no avail. Hunter grabs Bill and powerbombs him down hard to the mat. Just as he goes to make a cover, James Champ tries to run in but Smooth meets him halfway and clotheslines him over the top rope and the two men start brawling on the outside.
Steve White: Smooth cuts off Champ and now both men are brawling outside. The action between Bill and Hunter in the ring is absolutely amazing, they’re both putting on one hell of a contest right now!
Chuck Thompson: Jade and Zoe are waiting patiently on the apron to make their move when the time comes! It could all come down to them!
This distracts Hunter and Bill hits him with a leg sweep. The fans are on their feet Bill springs off of the ropes and hits Hunter with a leg drop but Hunter pushes Bill right off of him. The fans love the action as both men get up. Bill sidekicks Hunter in the chest as the cheers flow through the arena! Hunter runs up and clotheslines Bill down to the mat and quickly drops an elbow on him. Bill struggles up to his knees only to be slung up onto Hunter’s back and be driven into the corner! The fans shrill as Bill struggles. Hunter takes a second to recover as Jade cheers him on but it proves costly as Bill gets up to the top rope and nails Hunter right in the damn head with a missile dropkick! The fans are ecstatic as Bill rolls over in pain to cover Hunter.
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KICK OUT!
Bill gets up and legdrops Hunter back down to the mat then thinks about covering him again. Jade goes to run in but Zoe comes in and takes Jade and herself down through the middle ropes down to the outside! The fans are cheering wildly now as this match really intensifies. Hunter gets up and tosses Bill off of him! Bill goes to follow up but instead gets caught up with a huge clothesline!
Steve White: Hunter keeps getting fucked up by Bill but then stops him with a huge move! Hunter is going to take control now Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: Smooth and Champ have been broken up outside and now this match is coming full circle it seems!
Hunter doesn’t get the opportunity to cover as James gets up on the apron to come into the ring. Hunter runs up and clotheslines James off and he falls onto Smooth on the outside. Zoe is next to get up on the apron but Jade grabs her by her hair and pulls her down to the outside as both women crash to the ground. Bill gets up and rolls up Hunter!
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KICK OUT!
Hunter pulls Bill down and rolls him up!
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KICK OUT!
Bill rolls up to his feet faster and dropkicks Hunter right back down to the mat then springs off of the ropes hitting him with a big knee right into the jaw! Bill goes to the top rope and springs off, hitting a crossbody on Hunter but Hunter rolls out of it and smashes Bill with a powerslam! The fans are amazed at the match and continue to cheer. As Hunter leans down for a cover Bill kicks him right in the face and gets up. Bill bounces off of the ropes and runs at a hurt Hunter. Smooth comes in outta nowhere and intercepts Bill! Smooth with a massive STO to Bill! Smooth gets out of the ring and Hunter covers him!
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… KICK OUT!
Steve White: By Gawd! By Gawd! Bill kicked out after Smooth damn near took his head off! Bill is finished! Tag out! Tag out before it’s too late!!
Chuck Thompson: Smooth is pissed off that didn’t work! I think he wanted to deal with Ryder here tonight so he doesn’t have to defend the Showtime Championship against him like Rissi said he would have to after Scars and Stripes!
Hunter is amazed Bill kicked out of such a running move. Bill is hurt and destroyed on the mat. Hunter sees all of the carnage around him. Hunter smiles and looks at Bill as he struggles up to his feet! Bill tries to get back to his corner! Hunter grabs him for Killer Effect but Zoe McDraven flies off of the top rope and saves Bill by missile dropkicking Hunter away! Bill helps Zoe up and the two check on each other! Zoe tells Bill to get outta there and he does! Bill leaps over and tags in Champ!
Steve White: Zoe incredible save with that dropkick! What a match! Zoe McDraven saved Bill and kept this one alive! It could have been all over for Bill there!!
Chuck Thompson: Watch out!
TQ Smooth has had enough! He’s at ringside and pulls Bill Ryder out of the ring! TQ starts clubbing Bill in the back as hard as he can then tosses him into the barricade! Smooth starts choking Bill out against the barricade and the fans are going nuts! Champ wants to go and help but Hunter punches him in the back of the head!
Kevin Hunter: Don’t look over there!
Zoe runs through the ring once more and dives through the middle rope, landing square on TQ Smooth! She takes TQ out to save Bill and almost hurts herself! Bill gets up and tries to help her up! Hunter starts beating on Champ in the ring but Champ hoists Hunter up and slams him down! Champ gets Hunter back on his back! This time Jade leans over the ropes and tags herself in without anyone but the ref seeing! Champ slams Hunter down once more on the mat and covers but it’s no good, the ref tells Champ, Hunter is not legal.
Steve White: Genius move by Jade!
Chuck Thompson: Champ in trouble!
Champ gets up and turns around right into Break A Bitch from Jade! Champ is laid out and she covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Jade, TQ Smooth & Kevin Hunter!
Hunter and Zoe McDraven get into an altercation on the outside as Hunter was stopping her from entering the ring for the save.
Kevin Hunter: Fuck you bitch! We done won!
Zoe shoves Hunter in the chest!
Zoe McDraven: Dirty assholes!
Hunter takes Zoe down with a big lariat! He laughs off with Jade and Smooth as they make their way up the ramp. Bill comes over and checks on her. Champ is completely laid out in the ring.
Kevin Hunter: YOU CAN’T FUCK WITH A DOUBLE CHAMPION! YOU CAN’T FUCK WITH THE CPM!
The CPM and Jade taunt Bill and Zoe from the stage as we fade out to backstage.
We come in to the backstage office and are met with Michael Rissi’s desk! Rissi sits behind the desk with Joanna as the fans watching on the tron go BERSERK!
Michael Rissi: Ladies and gentlemen… I put the challenge forward last week to Ryan Morgan for a battle at Scars and Stripes where the winner would become soul owner of EHWF.
The fans go nuts.
Michael Rissi: I know that Ryan Morgan hasn’t officially responded so I’m putting it out to him one more time… Ryan, fight me at Scars and Stripes and have the chance at full control or risk battling with me on every issue, every opportunity and every match you want to book in the future. It’s your only choice Ryan, don’t be a pussy. Don’t be Ryan Morgan.
The fans cheer as Rissi smirks.
Michael Rissi: I’ll await your reply… I’ve already done the paperwork for the match next week Ryan… The ball is in your court son…
The tron booms off and the fans go wild.
The scene comes back and pans down to the ring with Patricia Downs standing inside with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen! This following contest is set for one fall and it is a triple threat match!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Savannah!
As her ring music kicks in, Wolverina emerges through the curtains and belts out a she wolf howl that the fans return. She then begins a high tempo romp down the aisle tagging hands and hugging fans. Once at ringside she continues her routine all the way around until she returns to the ring steps. From there she flexes a muscle and let's a lucky young boy or girl grab it or kiss it, then she books it into the ring. Once inside she continues to play to the masses until her music dies down and she goes to her corner.
Patricia Downs: And next… Wolverina
“Mad Hatter" by Melanie Martinez hits the PA system and the fans rise to their feet. Purple fireworks shoot up into the air, illuminating the dark arena. The diva that ever has been waiting to see then walks through the curtains after the music plays for a small moment, making the fans wonder if she ever was going to come out. Blaise glides through the curtain with a smirk on her face, chewing a some gum. She wears an oversized jean jacket over her ring gear and stands at the middle of the start of the ramp, with a grin. Slowly, but surely Jax makes his way out from the back and stands behind her, with his arms crossed. Blaise looks back at him, her grin growing wider. Blaise blows a bubble and pops it, before beginning to descend down the ramp. She skips sideways along to the beat of the music. She walks past the fans and makes her way to the side of the arena, throwing her jacket to the ground. Jax walks up the stairs as the diva jumps on the side of the apron, swaying her hips to the music as she climbs up. Blaise enters then walks to the outside of the turnbuckle and climbs on top of it, facing the crowd. She raises her hands, pointing her index fingers to the ceiling. The fans give her a somewhat mixed reaction, but they cheer because it wasn't like they had many options for people to root for. Blaise gives the crowd another toothy grin as she then jumps off the turnbuckle and begins to stretch in the ring.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Blaise!
DING DING DING!
The match fucking begins and Wolverina and Savannah instantly lock up! Blaise leans on the ropes and watches as they struggle in the center! Wolverina instantly overpowers Savannah and shoves her in the corner then starts hitting her with massive corner thrusts! Savannah cries out in pain but Wolverina looks pissed and uses her power to punish Savannah with bullying big shots to the head! Savannah is getting rocked but Wolverina just keeps punching until she’s down on the canvas and the ref has to pull her off of her!
Steve White: Wolverina looking a lot more intense. A lot more powerful and a lot more confident from last week and the week before. Remember she has had real issues with Savannah and she wants to take her out tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah has just as much hate for Wolverina but Savannah still has that minor nagging injury that Wolverina gave her last week to worry about!
Savannah barrels out of the corner and takes down Wolverina to the mat! Savannah holds Wolverina’s legs open and legdrops her down low! The both get up but Savannah with an armdrag to Wolverina! Wolverina gets up but gets another armdrag across the ring. Blaise is seated on the turnbuckle, relaxing, checking her phone and chewing some gum! Savannah and Wolverina don’t notice! Wolverina runs at Savannah but Savannah with yet another arm drag! Savannah keeps hold of her and gets her in an arm breaker on the canvas! Wolverina gets up with Savannah on her arm! Savannah is shocked at Wolverina’s strength but Wolverina holds Savannah up and slams her in the corner hard! Savannah collapses in the corner after all that hard work! Wolverina destroys her with a big running corner clothesline! The fan are on their feet!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! What impact! Savannah just go ruined after all of that! It looked like Savannah was taking control but Wolverina just outta nowhere with that size and strength advantage that just destroyed Savannah’s offense!
Chuck Thompson: It looks like Wolverina still isn’t over the issues that she had with Savannah and now she finally wants to sideline Savannah for good and finish what she started last week!
Wolverina hoists Savannah up vertically and Savannah is helpless! Blaise explodes at incredible speed from the corner and drives a massive kick into Wolverina’s stomach! Wolverina drops Savannah on the mat and Savannah rolls to the corner, saved. Blaise ejects her boot from Wolverina’s mid-section and Wolverina spits up some saliva as her eyes roll in the back of her head! Wolverina falls to the mat and holds her stomach in pain, trying to crawl to the ropes.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Blaise! What the hell was that!? Wolverina… Wolverina just got ruined in an instant from something Blaise did!
Chuck Thompson: I… I couldn’t even see what happened! Did you see that kick Steve!? Did you see that speed from Blaise!? It must have been like getting hit by a truck!?
Savannah looks up at Blaise in complete shock! Savannah knows she has to act if she wants a chance so she forces herself up! Savannah lunges at Blaise from behind but Blaise dodges at vanishing speed! Savannah is confuses and looks around as Blaise appears behind her and roundhouses her in the head! Savannah is down but tries to get right back up as does Wolverina! Wolverina and Savannah both dash at Blaise at the same time! They lock up with Blaise but Blaise pulls back and slams both of them down to the mat as the fans go nuts!
Steve White: Blaise is really cleaning up here now! Wolverina and Savannah were bent on destroying each other tonight but it looks like that might have to wait!
Chuck Thompson: Blaise got tired of sitting back and watching these two kill each other so I guess she wants to end it herself!
Wolverina rams Blaise in the mid-section then gets up! Wolverina twists a kick into Blaise then hoists her up on her back! Blaise elbows the shit out of Wolverina’s face then slides off of her back! Wolverina lashes out then spins a massive and powerful clothesline! Wolverina misses and tries to find a way to combat Blaise’s speed! Wolverina swings again but Blaise ducks! Wolverina gets her hands on Blaise and knees her in the side then hoists her up high! Blaise knees Wolverina in the side of the head then elbows her in the face! Blaise drops off and hoists Wolverina up on her back! Blaise voids Wolverina’s power advantage but pressing her overhead then dropping her on her knee! The fans are shocked! Wolverina rolls around, destroyed as Blaise stands over her! The fans go nuts with cheers!
Steve White: Blaise just on another level here tonight! That speed and power is incredible! Wolverina and Savannah haven’t been able to scratch her and that press slam just showed Wolverina the meaning of strength I think! This is incredible!
Chuck Thompson: Well Blaise still has been campaigning heavily for a shot at the EHWF Championship and Eli Sykes ever since she won it back briefly at Come At Me Bro! If Savannah and Wolverina were going to pose a threat to her tonight then she wouldn’t deserve a shot again would she?
Savannah slips under Blaise and takes her leg out! Savannah looks at the destroyed and motionless Wolverina on the mat and rages that Blaise took her out so easily and before she had a chance to! Savannah snarls at Blaise as she gets up and goes for Pounce! Blaise leapfrogs Savannah as she runs over to hit it! Savannah hits the canvas and quickly gets back to her feet!
Steve White: Savannah is hurting bad, you can tell!
Chuck Thompson: What’s stronger, her pain or her rage because I think her rage is taking over at the moment!
Savannah dashes at Blaise! Blaise tilts and dodges some strikes then boots Savannah in the gut! Savannah rams Blaise back first in the corner out of desperation! Savannah hits her with some corner thrusts! Blaise stumbles out of the corner and Savannah lines her up! When Blaise turns around Savannah goes for Pounce once more but Blaise sidesteps her and Savannah runs into the corner, hitting her shoulder first into the ring post! Savannah stumbles out of the corner in pain until Blaise spins her around and hits her with Trail Blaiser!
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DING! DING! DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Blaise!
Steve White: Blaise does it! What an impressive victory!
Chuck Thompson: A big win for Blaise and nothing settled between Savannah and Wolverina...
As the bell rang ending the match Blaise exits the ring while Wolverina and Savannah stare each other down. After a moment Wolverina gets her breath back and strikes Savannah! Savannah hits back full power at Wolverina’s face! Wolverina falls back but her rage explodes and she clotheslines Savannah, sending Savannah flipping in the air before hitting the canvas!
Steve White: This match is over but Wolverina is far from finished with Savannah! Savannah is hurt, she’s injured and she just went though a big match. Wolverina is going to take advantage and really hurt her now!!
The powerful Wolverina picks Savannah up and tosses her around like a rag doll then hoists her up and plummets her down with a big Samoan Drop on the mat! Suddenly Sah’ta Thor’s music hits and Wolverina stops and looks up! Wolverina backs off and leaves Savannah as she looks out at Thor making his way down the ramp!
Steve White: It’s THOR! THOR IS HERE! Savannah’s friend Thor is here to make the save!
Wolverina gets ready as Thor enters the ring. Thor stares her down Wolverina backs off a bit as Thor helps Savannah up, all the time not taking his eyes off of Wolverina. Thor holds Savannah and checks if she’s all right. Suddenly BANG! Thor outta nowhere with a Parasite Eve to Savannah! The fans are shocked and confused!
Steve White: WHAT!? Thor just hit Savannah with Parasite Eve! What the fuck!? I thought they were friends!?! What the fuck Thor!?
Wolverina smiles and nods at Thor as the two hug in the center of the ring over Savannah’s body! Thor nods and sits in the corner! Wolverina gets a look in her eyes and plummets a fist down into Savannah’s back that shakes the damn ring! Wolverina hoists Savannah up and presses her overhead! She tosses Savannah out of the ring and Savannah is done! Savannah lies in a pool of blood on the outside as Thor just watches!
Steve White: How can Thor do this! How can he let that happen! We need EMT’s out here ASAP!!
Medical staff and refs quickly tend to the bleeding and destroyed Savannah on the floor! Wolverina raises her arms in victory, as even Thor looks shocked at her power! Thor comes behind her and puts his arm around her as he grabs a mic.
Sah’ta Thor: Sometimes in order to get things done… In order to expand and progress you need to upgrade. There was only so long I was going to carry all the dead weight that held me down… Well that starts tonight as I get a partner that can handle her business!
The fans give a mixed reaction but Wolverina yells at them to shut up!
Wolverina: Silence! He’s talking!
Sah’ta Thor: I asked you… all of you who would help me fight the CPM and NO ONE put their hands up! I got a clear shot at them with a title match and I asked for ANYONE to join me but no one did… except for my new weapon! Except for Wolverina! Tonight is the night where I start to rebuild my empire in EHWF!
Steve White: Bah Gawd!
Sah’ta Thor: I was told if I can find a partner then the match against Black Man and TQ Smooth for the Tag Team Championships would be mine! Well I found my partner… Wolverina and I will go to Scars and Stripes and become Champions and knock off the homo team of Smooth and Black Man! Then I will thrust my reign upon everyone in EHWF and become the ruler of Mayhem once again! It all starts tonight!
Thor and Wolverina raise their arms as his music hits! We fade out to a commercial.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the following match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a tag team match and it’s set for one fall!
Monster and Animal I Have Become (mash up) by Skillet and Three Days Grace play over the sound system as Samuel McPherson and Lord Raab come through the curtain with Henry Losak behind them as they walk side by side together to the ring, ignoring the fans as they step over the top rope together while Henry goes through the middle rope. Raab and Samuel do a holdup in the ring with the fans booing on them as Henry steps out of the ring with Raab and Samuel stand in the ring waiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Hardcore Champion Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Jack You Up" by Mindless Self Indulgence began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope, throwing his right fist into the air and yelling out into the cheers from the crowd as "Back You Up" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… First… Wilmer Patacky!
"You want a martyr? I'll be one, because enough's enough. You're done."
The lights go out in the arena as blue and white strobe lights light up the stage. “King For A Day" by Pierce The Veil hits over the PA System with the lights flashing in time with the rhythm. The black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Kazama steps out from behind it onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he panders to the fans.
He walks over to the right side of the stage and taunts to the fans again to another chorus of cheers. He moves back towards the center of the stage and begins to make his way down the ramp as he slaps the hands of fans on his way down to the ring.
He slides into the ring and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, throwing both of his arms into the air, and pointing to the sky. He climbs down before walking over to the far set of ropes, climbing on the middle rope before holding his arm up again and calling out to the fans. He climbs down once more and walks towards his corner. He pulls his shirt up over his head and throws it into the crowd as “King For A Day" fades out of ear shot and the lights return to normal.[/color][/b]
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Silver Kazama!
DING DING DING!
The match starts and Wilmer Patacky and Silver Kazama’s relationship seems to be better from last weeks. Wilmer starts the match off after talking with Silver. Wilmer locks up with Samuel to begin, not a smart move! Samuel aggressively and wildly starts pounding and palming Wilmer in the back as hard and fast as he can! Wilmer yells and coughs in pain and pushes Samuel off of him and goes for a clothesline but gets a big boot to the skull instead! Samuel runs at Wilmer but Wilmer trips him up and Samuel ends up head first in the corner on his knees! Wilmer grabs his head and bounces it off of the turnbuckle! Lord Raab shouts at his brother and Samuel lashes out! Wilmer ducks a swing and ends up snapping some kicks and strikes into Samuel!
Steve White: Wilmer keeping his distance and moving as agile as he can right now and it is really paying off! Wilmer knows that these two beasts can put anyone away early so he has to stay fast!
Chuck Thompson: Speed and flight are definitely two factors that will come into play when taking on The Monstimals and Raab.
Samuel grabs Wilmer and headbutts the fuck out of him! Wilmer falls to the mat and tries to get back up but Samuel stomps him back down! Wilmer wants to tag out and Silver reaches but Samuel pulls him away and up to his feet! Samuel elbows Wilmer right in the face! Wilmer comes back with a gallant right hand to Samuel’s head! Samuel uppercuts Wilmer down to the mat!
Steve White: Wilmer was fighting back hard but Samuel just doesn’t go down! Is this a sign of things to come for Wilmer and Silver?
Chuck Thompson: They just have to figure out a strategy to take out someone like Raab.
Samuel starts squeezing Wilmer’s head and eyes from behind! Wilmer yells in pain but grabs Samuel’s head and drops down, hitting Samuel with a big jawbreaker! Samuel falls to the mat and Wilmer is able to spring up and tag in Silver! Silver gets to the top rope as the fans go nuts and hits Samuel with a massive moonsault! The fans all get to their feet as Silver covers!
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Steve White: A close one right there! Silver and Wilmer are working together quite well tonight!
Chuck Thompson: They just have to isolate Samuel from Raab! Easier said than done though...
Samuel gets up and wants to tag in Raab but Silver dropkicks his leg out! Samuel is on his knee but blasts back up to his feet and takes down Silver! Silver springs back up but Samuel grabs him by the throat! Silver pushes Samuel off of him and hits him with a sidekick to the head! Samuel is dazed but doesn’t fall. Silver bounces off of the ropes! Samuel swings but Silver ducks it! Silver comes back off the ropes and hits Samuel with a diving forearm smash, taking Samuel down!
Steve White: Now they’re getting somewhere! Can they finish this?!
Chuck Thompson: Silver needs to tag out and see if Wilmer can take over before Raab gets a tag in… WAIT! WATCH OUT!
Lord Raab enters the ring with a 2x4! Silver looks up shocked and Raab smacks it into Silver’s gut! Silver leans over then smacks it into hits back, saving Samuel. The ref has seen enough of this and calls for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Your winners via Disqualification…. Wilmer Patacky and Silver Kazama
Lord Raab holds the 2x4 up and lights it on fire! The end of it catches in flowing bright orange flames and the fans go nuts! Silver starts to get up slowly. Wilmer comes in the ring but he watches on.
Steve White: Wilmer do something!!
Chuck Thompson: He… He’s not gonna let this happen is he!?
Raab smacks Silver in the stomach with the fire 2x4! Silver falls to his knees and screams in pain! Raab rams it into his chest and Silver holds his torso and face in pain from the impact and flames! The ruthless Raab holds the fire 2x4 up high and gets ready to finish Silver off for good! Wilmer comes behind Raab and grabs the fire 2x4 from Raab! Raab turns around from the save! Wilmer hits Raab in the gut with it then in the face!
Steve White: Wilmer made the save but he was a little late… strategic?
Chuck Thompson: Maybe he was just looking for the right moment... Maybe there wasn’t an opening?
Silver gets up! Wilmer smashes the rest of the fire 2x4 over Raab’s back! Raab falls to the mat but Silver fires a Devil Trigger! Silver hits Wilmer with it instead and Wilmer goes down! The fans are on their feet, not sure if Silver meant it or if Silver missed Raab!
Steve White: Silver just took out Wilmer?! Was that intentional? I don’t think it was I think he was aiming for Raab and accidentally connected with Wilmer as Raab went down!
Chuck Thompson: Hmm... Raab was going down just before Silver fired the move? Did he mean that or?
Everyone is down except for Silver as the flames and smoke clear. Silver looks around and looks down at Raab and Silver on the mat. He looks up and sees the fans giving a mixed and divided reaction. We fade out to a commercial.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the following match.
Patricia Downs: This following main event contest is a steel cage match and it’s set for one fall!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: First… Making his way to the ring… Conner Creed!
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the curtain and out on to the stage, followed by Hannah Walters, who has the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two make their way down the ramp, bombarded by a wave of boo's from the crowd. Sykes and Walters ignore the crowd and stay on their path. When they reach ringside, Eli Sykes hops up onto the apron while Hannah Walters makes her way around, climbing the steel steps. Eli Sykes sits on the middle rope and lifts the top rope, and Hannah Walters steps through them. Eli Sykes follows her between the ropes and the two meet in the center of the ring. Hannah Walters hands Eli Sykes the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hoists it above his head and proceeds to yell inaudible things at the crowd, who continue to boo him. He hands the World Heavyweight Championship back to Hannah Walters, who then displays it while Eli Sykes taunts the crowd some more. Hannah Walters plants a kiss on Eli Sykes' cheek, then exits the ring while Sykes waits for his match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… The EHWF Champion… Eli Sykes!
DING DING DING!
The cage lowers and both men lock up! Eli Sykes goes nuts and starts hitting Conner Creed with continuous knees to the gut! Creed tosses Eli off of him and the two start trading punches! Eli grabs Conner and smacks him face first into the steel cage wall! Eli starts climbing but Conner pulls him down! Conner dishes out a massive smack to his face! Conner hoists Eli up on his back and slams Eli right into the cage wall!
Steve White: Creed and Eli brutalizing the shit out of each other right now!
Chuck Thompson: After last week Eli wants some revenge and tonight Creed wants a massive win by knocking off the champion! It would be huge for Creed and catastrophic for Eli!
Eli gets up and elbows Creed in the face! Eli bounces off of the wall and hits Creed with a high knee! Creed boots Eli in the gut and pulls him in, hitting him with a big powerbomb against the cage! Eli drops to the canvas and tries to get up but Creed runs a big boot into his face while he’s down! Creed moves over to the cage and starts climbing it! He gets half way until Eli bonces off of the cage and knocks Creed off! Creed falls to the canvas and holds his leg! Eli picks him up and spikes him off the canvas with a big DDT!
Steve White: Eli with that massive DDT! It’s all over now!
Chuck Thompson: What a brutal contest this has been! These two guys hate each other’s guts! Remember the epic encounters these two had after the Jr Heavyweight title!?
Eli goes to climb the cage but Creed grabs his leg! Eli tries to kick him off but Creed pulls Eli up and starts thrusting him against the cage wall! Eli yells in pain as Creed goes nuts! Creed whips Eli into the cage wall and Eli crashes down in pain! Creed picks him up but Eli hoists him up for Syke Out outta nowhere! Creed slides off of Eli’s back and goes for Clothesline From Hell but Eli ducks it and catches Creed with a sidekick to the head!
Steve White: Eli takes Creed the fuck down!
Chuck Thompson: Eli’s making a break for it!
Eli gets to the cage! He starts climbing but Conner grabs his leg! Eli boots Conner off of him and starts climbing higher! Conner smacks into the cage! Eli realizes he’s in danger so he drops down and starts pounding Conner! Conner smacks him off the cage! Eli starts dragging Conner’s face on the chain link! The two start to wrestle on the mat! Creed rolls out of the way but Eli goes to give chase! Eli is stopped however and pulled back to the cage. He looks up and his eyes grow wide! He’s hand cuffed to the cage wall!
Steve White: What!? BAH GAWD! Eli got cuffed! He’s stuck!
Chuck Thompson: Creed had a pair of cuffs on him! What a genius move!
Eli tries to break free but can’t. Creed gets up and laughs in Eli’s face as Eli rages.
Conner Creed: I guess I’ll just be leaving now…
Creed boots Eli in the groin! Eli goes down cursing Creed and Creed casually climbs over the cage wall to the floor for an escape win!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Conner Creed!
Steve White: Well… Conner beat the champion! A huge win for the guy! He’s on fire!
Chuck Thompson: What an amazing ni... Watch out! Watch out!
James Champ comes from the crowd and cracks Conner in the head with a steel chair! The fans go nuts! Champ goes to the door of the cage and opens it! He comes in side with the steel chair and faces the trapped Eli!
Steve White: James Champ! James Champ! He’s here to finish what he started with his brother!
Eli Sykes: Oh come on...
Champ hits Eli with the steel chair then cracks him in the skull with it down to the mat! Champ turns around and celebrates with the cheering fans but the bleeding Eli manages to break free as the piece of chainlink snaps from the wall! Eli gets up and starts hitting James Champ with rights! Champ drops the chair and responds with rights of his own as a fist fight breaks out!
Steve White: It’s on like Donkey K…
Chuck Thompson: LOOK OUT!
Both Champ and Eli have each other’s, necks in their grasps! They’re bleeding and beat up but look up to the top of the cage where Blaise stands! The fans go NUTS as Champ and Eli are caught off guard!
Blaise: Incoming, boys!
Blaise moonsaults off of the top of the cage and lands on both Eli and Champ! The fans get to their feet and go nuts! All three competitors are down!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD BLAISE!?
Chuck Thompson: Shit! All three are down!
Fans: This is awesome! This is awesome!
All three are down and motionless as the fans go nuts!
Steve White: What an incredible night ladies and gents and how fitting that it be one week out from Scars and Stripes! No doubt next week will be our greatest show ever! That’s all we have time for ladies and gents! We’ll see you next week! Good night and be safe!
We see the final image of Blaise, Eli and Champ laid out on opposite corners of the ring with the cage around them before we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show!
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw the main event boil down in chaos as Blaise, James Champ and Eli Sykes all clashed and cost their team the win. It seems that Blaise and James Champ just can’t let Eli Sykes go and can’t let everything end the way it did at Come At Me Bro. I guess we can be thankful that these three megastars of Mayhem aren’t competing with or against each other tonight Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right Steve, I haven’t quite seen a rivalry that intense before but tonight we have Eli Sykes taking on the man who beat him then beat him up last week, Conner Creed! Creed is off to a rush of momentum heading into Scars and Stripes. Not only was he apart of the team that defeated Eli, Blaise and Champ last week but he also laid out Eli Sykes and made sure he didn’t get back up! If Conner Creed can get a win here tonight over Eli in a steel cage match then Conner Creed will have massive opportunities thrust at him in the near future!
Steve White: Last week we saw Silver and Wilmer or Wilver as they’re more commonly known as, go down in their match to Brandon Bash and Kevin Hunter just after Lord Raab and his brother Samuel McPherson ambushed and destroyed the two men. Silver and Wilmer’s relationship has strained past month and it was revealed that they both will face Raab in a triple threat Extreme Inferno match at Scars and Stripes for the Hardcore title! Can Silver and Wilmer’s relationship withstand this shit or will it be every man for himself tonight as they take on The Monstimals?
Chuck Thompson: Wolverina and Savannah fought each other last week when they were supposed to be partners! We thought that Wolverina destroyed Savannah as she gave her a minor injury but Savannah revealed she is still able to compete tonight! Blaise vs. Wolverina vs. Savannah will be a match up that will surely impress the fans. Can Wolverina continue her dominance? Can Savannah get revenge or will Blaise impose her power over both women and win this one!?
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what happened with Michael Rissi and Ryan Morgan from last week! Were getting so close to Scars and Stripes 8 now Chuck, just one week away! Lets start the night!
The scene pans down to the ring with Patricia Downs standing inside with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen! This opening contest is set for one fall and it is a fatal four way!
The arena is filled with and eerie echo as the lights go out. The lights then slowly fade in, and fade out, then in again, and out just enough to see the smoke that is now surrounding the ramp as well as the ring. Then the lights begin to strobe and you can see Elysia Gallows making his way down the ramp and into the ring. When he enters the ring he stands in the center staring straight up, eyes closed, and his arms crossed in an X against his chest. In sync with the music the lights come back on instantly as fireworks go off starting at one corner of the ring and wrapping completely around it to finish where it started. (Think HBK but starting, going all the way around the ring, and then stopping.) He paces the ring side to side staring at the stage waiting for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Elysia Gallows!
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN BLADE!
John Blade’s music hits and he runs out on the stage! He salutes out to the booing fans! He sprints down the ramp and slides in the ring as he tosses his hat and armbands out to the crowd. He waits for his opponents.
Patricia Downs: And next… John Blade
"Demons" by Imagine Dragons blares over the PA as Black Man struts out from behind the curtain and snickers at the fans who shower him with boos and jeers. Black Man gives the finger to the fans on the right, then the fans on the left, before proceeding down the ramp shaking his head in disgust. As he reaches the ring, he slowly walks up the steel steps and under the middle rope. Black Man stands dead center of the ring and throws his hands up into the air causing the fans to once again pick up in intensity of hate for the former champion.
Patricia Downs: And now making his way to the ring… Black Man!
The opening piano beings and slowly transitions to the opening riff of Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold. The fans elevate to their feet as The Vigilante, Xander Pierce, steps out onto the stage, wearing his usual wrestling attire. He raises his arms up to the sky and basks in the glory. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, greeting a few fans here and there as he reaches the ring. Leaping up onto the steel steps, he walks across the ring edge motioning for the crowd to continue their prayers. He leaps over the ring ropes and poses in the center of the ring before moving to a corner of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Xander Pierce!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Black Man vs. Elysia Gallows vs. John Blade vs. Xander Pierce
The damn bell rings and Black Man locks up with John Blade while Pierce and Gallows instantly begin to trade shots! Pierce spins a kick into Gallows gut and he goes down! Pierce starts kneeing the kneeling Gallows in the face then swings a big kick but he ducks it and grabs Pierce from behind! He lifts him up and hits him with a big back body drop! John Blade is all over Black Man in the corner, hitting him with massive punches and offence!
Steve White: All four men look to be starting this one out with real intensity right now! All men have had beefs with each other it seems and it looks like this match will settle some things tonight!
Chuck Thompson: It’s also going to show us who is who and what is what going into Scars and Stripes next week!
Black Man knees Blade in the nuts and tosses him in the corner! Black Man starts hitting Blade with big corner thrusts! Black Man goes to follow up but Gallows comes behind Black Man and rolls him up!
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KICK OUT!
Black Man is pissed but Gallows smirks and dropkicks Black Man in the side while on the mat! Black Man in down! Gallows digs the boots in him on the canvas but Blade blasts out of the corner and takes Gallows out with a massive running STO! The fans are going wild! Black Man is up on his feet and hits Blade in the back with a big forearm! Black Man starts hitting Blade with big rights and lefts, sending him to his hands and knees! Pierce runs up, jumps up off of Blade’s back and lands a massive corkscrew body dive on Black Man! The fans lose their shit!
Steve White: Xander Pierce incredible with that dive on Black Man! Black Man was looking somewhat dominant but Xander Pierce has impressed the most tonight!
Chuck Thompson: This win would be massive for Xander tonight! Can he do it? He has a lot of momentum from last week!
Gallows gets on Black Man and pulls him into a butterfly hold! Black Man yells in pain! Pierce acts quickly and pulls Gallows off of Black Man! Pierce and Gallows start trading massive rights to the face until Black Man runs over and takes both men out with a double clothesline! The arena is getting loud now and Black Man picks up Gallows! Black Man knees Gallows in the gut then picks him up and plummets him with a big powerbomb! Gallows is done and Black Man holds him in for the cover!
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Steve White: Black Man so close there but the intense and courageous John Blade isn’t going to just let it end like that!
Chuck Thompson: John Blade has a MASSIVE future ahead of him! Clearly he’s one of the best new stars of 2016 and he’s destined to be an EHWF Champion and Hall of Famer!
John Blade with a massive king hit to the back of Black Man’s head! Black Man stumbles around! Blade turns him around and boots Black Man in the gut! Blade takes a second and gestures to Black Man that he ‘can’t see him!’ Black Man however, can see him and takes Blade out with a massive STO! Black Man doesn’t get a second to himself as Pierce dropkicks Black Man in the back of the head and Black Man ends up in the corner on the canvas! Pierce gets up but only to get a spinning heel kick to the face from Gallows! Gallows picks Pierce up and scoops him up! He runs him over then slams him back first on the turnbuckle! Pierce falls and holds his back in pain! Gallows gestures for the end but as he lines Pierce up, Blade spins Gallows around and hoists him up on his back!
Steve White: Gallows in big trouble here! Blade thinking Bladitude Adjustment maybe?!
Chuck Thompson: Here comes Black Man! You can’t keep this guy down tonight!
Black Man runs in and boots Blade in the gut! Gallows falls off of Blades back as Black Man hits Blade with the Black Stunn! The fans are on their feet Blade is finished on the canvas! Elysia runs in and thrusts into Black Man’s gut! Black Man falls to the mat and Elysia goes to follow up but we see Xander on the top rope! Elysia spins himself around! Xander leaps off of the top rope and lands a big moonsault on Elysia! The fans are going nuts! Black Man sees both men down and takes advantage! He grabs John Blade from behind but Blade shoves Black Man into the ref and the ref goes down!
Steve White: Shit! The ref just got taken out!
Chuck Thompson: Get another one out here quick!
Black Man can’t see John Blade and Blade locks him in the STF! The fans are going nuts! Another ref from ringside slides in and asks Black Man if he’s going to give up! Black Man elbows John Blade in the face! He gets up, as does Blade but Blade falls victim to BMF! The first ref gets up all groggy and spots Xander covering Elysia! He goes to count but the second ref counts Black Man’s cover of Blade!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… One of the Tag Team Champions… Black Man!
The first ref and Xander Pierce get up. They start to argue with Black Man and the second ref and the fans get vocal!
Steve White: Hang on a second there, I think Xander Pierce made his cover first but the second ref in this contest didn’t see it and counted Black Man’s instead!
Chuck Thompson: Yes but the first official in this contest started counting Xander’s cover first it looked like… Where were we supposed to be looking?
Xander and Black Man get in each other’s faces. The two refs get in each other’s faces. Suddenly the second ref backs off and gets out of the ring. He talks to the producers and then to Patricia Downs then gets back in the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, I’ve just been informed that due to an error in officiating in this contest, Xander Pierce’s pinfall over Elysia Gallows was also counted as was Black Man’s over John Blade… Therefore this victory will be shared! Your winners… Black Man and Xander Pierce!
Black Man is pissed but Xander raises his arms in victory. Black Man hits him with a Black Stunn! Everyone gets out of the ring as Black Man stands over Xander. We fade out to a commercial.
We come back as Patricia Downs is ready to announce the six man tag team match.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a six man tag team match and it's set for one fall!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... Zoe McDraven!
The house lights go pitch black and the crowd falls into a hushed silence. Cell phone bulbs begin to illuminate the arena as the
*BUZZ STATIC*
CYHNK - SLIKKJIJJ
Crowd POP.
A shadow appears on the tron and steps forward, revealing James Champ's face to the crowd to another tremendous POP. He smiles and the tron cuts out as "End of Heartache" by Killswitch Engage begins to blast throughout the arena and white strobes begin to flash. The camera flies around the arena until one centers on James Champ standing at one of the fan entrances. The crowd POPS again as Champ makes his way down the stairs.
James gets to the barricade and leaps over with cat like agility. He somersaults to his feet and slides into the ring. He quickly gets to his feet and hops up on the second rope, taunting to the crowd with his arms extended. He leans against the turnbuckle and awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: And next her partners… James Champ!
As the opening chord to 'This Means War' began to flow throughout the sold out arena. The once two-time Jr. Heavyweight Champion & North American Champion slowly made his presence known to the live crowd. The Scourge raised his arms arrogantly into the air as he stepped forward, displaying his hatred towards the fans. He took a moment and paused at the top of the ramp, as the camera caught a quick glimpse of him wearing his regular black and gold wrestling attire, black gloves, and padded boots. His long black hair flowed down well past his dark glaring eyes. He took a deep breath, before repeatedly slamming his fist against his chest. The Scourge would cockily begin to walk down the ramp, taunting and mocking the crowd with every step he made moving forward towards the ring.
He walked with a certain 'swag' as he marched down the ramp-way at a moderate pace. He would end up stopping halfway down the ramp, as the expression on his face would change dramatically. The Scourge himself would raise his right arm in a strong manner, while keeping his fist clinched tightly above his head. He stood there for a moment, signaling off towards the crowd as a smile of confidence would reign across his face. After a moment he would continue on with his quest towards the ring.
Once he entered the ring, in a God like manner he raised his arms above his head once again as he circled around the ring, gathering and accepting the roar of boo's that were coming at him from every direction possible.
He then proceeded to walk to the turnbuckle closest to the ramp. He would bide his time in climbing the turnbuckle. Once he reached the top of the turnbuckle, he would once again pound his right fist against his chest multiple times. He then pointed out to the crowd and shouted something in their direction, but his words would quickly be muffled out by the sound of boo's from the sold out arena.
The Scourge then showed off his athleticism and leaped off the top rope and landed perfectly on his feet. He then rested his back against the turnbuckle. His vile lips remained cemented in place, as he would slide his forearm across his lips. He stood in place, taking the time to stretch, as he awaited for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And now… Bill Ryder!
The lights dim, and red streaks flash, as the sound of a strumming guitar and drums play over the sound system. Jade appears on top of the ramp wearing her traditional black wrestling boots, jean shorts, a white tank top and a black leather jacket, as the song picks up its tempo, and the lyrics are heard over the speakers.
You know I'd like to meet you there
And you know I won't be late
That's where she wants to go
And I've been wait-ing all this while
To see to my ba-by smile
a-long some o-pen road
She starts to progress down the ramp, just gazing ahead of her at the ring, determination across her face as she tunes out the shouting of the crowd.
And there's noth-ing I can say
to make this feel-ing change
and that's where she'll lay
And you know I'm at the tow
of the whip-ping post
and that's where she's gon-na lay me
She then makes her way up the steel steps and quickly gets into the ring between the top and middle rope. She flips her brown hair back out of her face, as she walks around the ring, and gazes out into the crowd, her jaded eyes gleaming in concentration. She takes off her leather jacket, and throws it out of the ring, and a staff member takes it and puts it out of the way.
'Cause she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
'Yeah she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
The music slowly fades out, as she waits for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And now their opponents… Making their way to the ring… First… Jade!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the top of the stage. T.Q comes out with the Showtime title around his waist as the fans boo as he walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. He slowly removes the EHWF Showtime championship from around his waist hoisting it in air has the fans erupt in more boos. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: And next her partners… One of the Tag Team Champions and the Showtime Champion… TQ Smooth!
Kevin Hunter comes out to mass boos. He comes down the ramp as they pelt garbage at him. Hunter gets in the ring and waits for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And finally… One of the Tag Team Champions and the Jr Heavyweight Champion Kevin Hunter… !
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Bill Ryder & James Champ & Zoe McDraven vs. Kevin Hunter & TQ Smooth & Jade
The match starts with James and Smooth. They lock up and start trading big blows, lefts and rights to be exact until James gets the upper hand and tosses Smooth into the corner and follows up with a big running corner elbow! James whips Smooth into the opposing corner and goes for another running move but Smooth goes and hits an elbow reversal! The fans cheer as Smooth runs up and hits a bulldog on James then attempts a cover but James kicks out. The two lock up and trade blows again this time with Smooth getting the upper hand. Smooth grabs James and hits him with a jawbreaker! James flails back and quickly tags in Bill Ryder! The fans go wild as he enters the ring. Smooth points at Bill and tells him “you’re fucked.”
Steve White: Smooth and James with a great start here but here comes TQ’s biggest rival, Bill Ryder!
Chuck Thompson: These two have so much unfinished business and we’ve heard that they’ll get the chance to finish it after Scars and Stripes. That doesn’t mean they can’t beat each other up tonight though!
The action is hot as Bill runs up and clotheslines Smooth down hard! Bill then drops a big leg on Smooth and looks to make a cover but can’t. They both get up and lock up then Smooth knees Bill in the gut and hit him with a big Smooth Lariat! Bill springs up and they lock up once more, this time with Bill hitting Smooth with an armdrag. Bill kicks Smooth in the face and the crowd shrills as he takes control in the match. Bill picks Smooth up and goes to throw him but Smooth tosses Bill in the corner and hits him with a corner running thrust! Smooth grabs Bill but Bill knees him right in the gut then begins to hammer his back with big shots! Smooth yells in pain then pushes Bill away, running up and tagging in Hunter for the escape! The crowd goes wild!
Steve White: Here we go! Hunter comes into this match now! And this guy has been on FIRE for months! Nothing can stop the Jr Heavyweight Champ lately!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter is one intense fighter and he’s worked his way up on Mayhem. Lets see how he goes against Bill!
Hunter and Bill look across from each other in the ring. Bill knows he can’t lock up because he is tired from his skirmish with Smooth. Bill slips down to the mat and grabs Hunter’s legs, Hunter powers out and picks Bill up. Bill knees Hunter in the gut a few times! Bill comes across and knees Hunter in the side then starts hitting him with as many kicks and strikes as he can. Bill gains some control and dropkicks Hunter’s knee! Hunter goes down and Bill bounces off of the ropes and boots Hunter in the head, he bounces off of the ropes again but this time Hunter hits Bill with a big spinebuster! The fans cheer as Bill tries to roll up to his feet but Hunter picks him up instead. Hunter scoops Bill up but Bill is able to elbow Hunter in the face countless times and drop off Hunter’s back. Bill runs up and dropkicks Hunter in the back, sending Hunter slamming head first into the corner. The fans cheer while Bill catches his breath and Hunter begins to get up from the corner.
Steve White: Now this is what I call a match! This one is really heating up! Smooth got outta there pretty quick when Bill came in!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter and Bill are going to tear it up though. Hunter isn’t scared of shit right now!
Bill runs up and hits Hunter with a corner clothesline! Bill grabs Hunter but Hunter grabs him back and lifts him in the air, tossing him down to the mat with a slam! Hunter picks up Bill and hits him with a big scoopslam. As Hunter fights for control back from Bill, Bill attacks Hunter’s knee. Bill runs up and springs off the ropes then springboard dropkicks Hunter to the mat! The fans cheer as Bill hits Hunter with a jumping senton and tries to cover but Hunter presses Bill off. Bill and Hunter get up and Bill boots Hunter in the midsection to no avail. Hunter grabs Bill and powerbombs him down hard to the mat. Just as he goes to make a cover, James Champ tries to run in but Smooth meets him halfway and clotheslines him over the top rope and the two men start brawling on the outside.
Steve White: Smooth cuts off Champ and now both men are brawling outside. The action between Bill and Hunter in the ring is absolutely amazing, they’re both putting on one hell of a contest right now!
Chuck Thompson: Jade and Zoe are waiting patiently on the apron to make their move when the time comes! It could all come down to them!
This distracts Hunter and Bill hits him with a leg sweep. The fans are on their feet Bill springs off of the ropes and hits Hunter with a leg drop but Hunter pushes Bill right off of him. The fans love the action as both men get up. Bill sidekicks Hunter in the chest as the cheers flow through the arena! Hunter runs up and clotheslines Bill down to the mat and quickly drops an elbow on him. Bill struggles up to his knees only to be slung up onto Hunter’s back and be driven into the corner! The fans shrill as Bill struggles. Hunter takes a second to recover as Jade cheers him on but it proves costly as Bill gets up to the top rope and nails Hunter right in the damn head with a missile dropkick! The fans are ecstatic as Bill rolls over in pain to cover Hunter.
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KICK OUT!
Bill gets up and legdrops Hunter back down to the mat then thinks about covering him again. Jade goes to run in but Zoe comes in and takes Jade and herself down through the middle ropes down to the outside! The fans are cheering wildly now as this match really intensifies. Hunter gets up and tosses Bill off of him! Bill goes to follow up but instead gets caught up with a huge clothesline!
Steve White: Hunter keeps getting fucked up by Bill but then stops him with a huge move! Hunter is going to take control now Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: Smooth and Champ have been broken up outside and now this match is coming full circle it seems!
Hunter doesn’t get the opportunity to cover as James gets up on the apron to come into the ring. Hunter runs up and clotheslines James off and he falls onto Smooth on the outside. Zoe is next to get up on the apron but Jade grabs her by her hair and pulls her down to the outside as both women crash to the ground. Bill gets up and rolls up Hunter!
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KICK OUT!
Hunter pulls Bill down and rolls him up!
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Bill rolls up to his feet faster and dropkicks Hunter right back down to the mat then springs off of the ropes hitting him with a big knee right into the jaw! Bill goes to the top rope and springs off, hitting a crossbody on Hunter but Hunter rolls out of it and smashes Bill with a powerslam! The fans are amazed at the match and continue to cheer. As Hunter leans down for a cover Bill kicks him right in the face and gets up. Bill bounces off of the ropes and runs at a hurt Hunter. Smooth comes in outta nowhere and intercepts Bill! Smooth with a massive STO to Bill! Smooth gets out of the ring and Hunter covers him!
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Steve White: By Gawd! By Gawd! Bill kicked out after Smooth damn near took his head off! Bill is finished! Tag out! Tag out before it’s too late!!
Chuck Thompson: Smooth is pissed off that didn’t work! I think he wanted to deal with Ryder here tonight so he doesn’t have to defend the Showtime Championship against him like Rissi said he would have to after Scars and Stripes!
Hunter is amazed Bill kicked out of such a running move. Bill is hurt and destroyed on the mat. Hunter sees all of the carnage around him. Hunter smiles and looks at Bill as he struggles up to his feet! Bill tries to get back to his corner! Hunter grabs him for Killer Effect but Zoe McDraven flies off of the top rope and saves Bill by missile dropkicking Hunter away! Bill helps Zoe up and the two check on each other! Zoe tells Bill to get outta there and he does! Bill leaps over and tags in Champ!
Steve White: Zoe incredible save with that dropkick! What a match! Zoe McDraven saved Bill and kept this one alive! It could have been all over for Bill there!!
Chuck Thompson: Watch out!
TQ Smooth has had enough! He’s at ringside and pulls Bill Ryder out of the ring! TQ starts clubbing Bill in the back as hard as he can then tosses him into the barricade! Smooth starts choking Bill out against the barricade and the fans are going nuts! Champ wants to go and help but Hunter punches him in the back of the head!
Kevin Hunter: Don’t look over there!
Zoe runs through the ring once more and dives through the middle rope, landing square on TQ Smooth! She takes TQ out to save Bill and almost hurts herself! Bill gets up and tries to help her up! Hunter starts beating on Champ in the ring but Champ hoists Hunter up and slams him down! Champ gets Hunter back on his back! This time Jade leans over the ropes and tags herself in without anyone but the ref seeing! Champ slams Hunter down once more on the mat and covers but it’s no good, the ref tells Champ, Hunter is not legal.
Steve White: Genius move by Jade!
Chuck Thompson: Champ in trouble!
Champ gets up and turns around right into Break A Bitch from Jade! Champ is laid out and she covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Jade, TQ Smooth & Kevin Hunter!
Hunter and Zoe McDraven get into an altercation on the outside as Hunter was stopping her from entering the ring for the save.
Kevin Hunter: Fuck you bitch! We done won!
Zoe shoves Hunter in the chest!
Zoe McDraven: Dirty assholes!
Hunter takes Zoe down with a big lariat! He laughs off with Jade and Smooth as they make their way up the ramp. Bill comes over and checks on her. Champ is completely laid out in the ring.
Kevin Hunter: YOU CAN’T FUCK WITH A DOUBLE CHAMPION! YOU CAN’T FUCK WITH THE CPM!
The CPM and Jade taunt Bill and Zoe from the stage as we fade out to backstage.
We come in to the backstage office and are met with Michael Rissi’s desk! Rissi sits behind the desk with Joanna as the fans watching on the tron go BERSERK!
Michael Rissi: Ladies and gentlemen… I put the challenge forward last week to Ryan Morgan for a battle at Scars and Stripes where the winner would become soul owner of EHWF.
The fans go nuts.
Michael Rissi: I know that Ryan Morgan hasn’t officially responded so I’m putting it out to him one more time… Ryan, fight me at Scars and Stripes and have the chance at full control or risk battling with me on every issue, every opportunity and every match you want to book in the future. It’s your only choice Ryan, don’t be a pussy. Don’t be Ryan Morgan.
The fans cheer as Rissi smirks.
Michael Rissi: I’ll await your reply… I’ve already done the paperwork for the match next week Ryan… The ball is in your court son…
The tron booms off and the fans go wild.
The scene comes back and pans down to the ring with Patricia Downs standing inside with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen! This following contest is set for one fall and it is a triple threat match!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Savannah!
As her ring music kicks in, Wolverina emerges through the curtains and belts out a she wolf howl that the fans return. She then begins a high tempo romp down the aisle tagging hands and hugging fans. Once at ringside she continues her routine all the way around until she returns to the ring steps. From there she flexes a muscle and let's a lucky young boy or girl grab it or kiss it, then she books it into the ring. Once inside she continues to play to the masses until her music dies down and she goes to her corner.
Patricia Downs: And next… Wolverina
“Mad Hatter" by Melanie Martinez hits the PA system and the fans rise to their feet. Purple fireworks shoot up into the air, illuminating the dark arena. The diva that ever has been waiting to see then walks through the curtains after the music plays for a small moment, making the fans wonder if she ever was going to come out. Blaise glides through the curtain with a smirk on her face, chewing a some gum. She wears an oversized jean jacket over her ring gear and stands at the middle of the start of the ramp, with a grin. Slowly, but surely Jax makes his way out from the back and stands behind her, with his arms crossed. Blaise looks back at him, her grin growing wider. Blaise blows a bubble and pops it, before beginning to descend down the ramp. She skips sideways along to the beat of the music. She walks past the fans and makes her way to the side of the arena, throwing her jacket to the ground. Jax walks up the stairs as the diva jumps on the side of the apron, swaying her hips to the music as she climbs up. Blaise enters then walks to the outside of the turnbuckle and climbs on top of it, facing the crowd. She raises her hands, pointing her index fingers to the ceiling. The fans give her a somewhat mixed reaction, but they cheer because it wasn't like they had many options for people to root for. Blaise gives the crowd another toothy grin as she then jumps off the turnbuckle and begins to stretch in the ring.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Blaise!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Wolverina vs. Blaise vs. Savannah
The match fucking begins and Wolverina and Savannah instantly lock up! Blaise leans on the ropes and watches as they struggle in the center! Wolverina instantly overpowers Savannah and shoves her in the corner then starts hitting her with massive corner thrusts! Savannah cries out in pain but Wolverina looks pissed and uses her power to punish Savannah with bullying big shots to the head! Savannah is getting rocked but Wolverina just keeps punching until she’s down on the canvas and the ref has to pull her off of her!
Steve White: Wolverina looking a lot more intense. A lot more powerful and a lot more confident from last week and the week before. Remember she has had real issues with Savannah and she wants to take her out tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah has just as much hate for Wolverina but Savannah still has that minor nagging injury that Wolverina gave her last week to worry about!
Savannah barrels out of the corner and takes down Wolverina to the mat! Savannah holds Wolverina’s legs open and legdrops her down low! The both get up but Savannah with an armdrag to Wolverina! Wolverina gets up but gets another armdrag across the ring. Blaise is seated on the turnbuckle, relaxing, checking her phone and chewing some gum! Savannah and Wolverina don’t notice! Wolverina runs at Savannah but Savannah with yet another arm drag! Savannah keeps hold of her and gets her in an arm breaker on the canvas! Wolverina gets up with Savannah on her arm! Savannah is shocked at Wolverina’s strength but Wolverina holds Savannah up and slams her in the corner hard! Savannah collapses in the corner after all that hard work! Wolverina destroys her with a big running corner clothesline! The fan are on their feet!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! What impact! Savannah just go ruined after all of that! It looked like Savannah was taking control but Wolverina just outta nowhere with that size and strength advantage that just destroyed Savannah’s offense!
Chuck Thompson: It looks like Wolverina still isn’t over the issues that she had with Savannah and now she finally wants to sideline Savannah for good and finish what she started last week!
Wolverina hoists Savannah up vertically and Savannah is helpless! Blaise explodes at incredible speed from the corner and drives a massive kick into Wolverina’s stomach! Wolverina drops Savannah on the mat and Savannah rolls to the corner, saved. Blaise ejects her boot from Wolverina’s mid-section and Wolverina spits up some saliva as her eyes roll in the back of her head! Wolverina falls to the mat and holds her stomach in pain, trying to crawl to the ropes.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Blaise! What the hell was that!? Wolverina… Wolverina just got ruined in an instant from something Blaise did!
Chuck Thompson: I… I couldn’t even see what happened! Did you see that kick Steve!? Did you see that speed from Blaise!? It must have been like getting hit by a truck!?
Savannah looks up at Blaise in complete shock! Savannah knows she has to act if she wants a chance so she forces herself up! Savannah lunges at Blaise from behind but Blaise dodges at vanishing speed! Savannah is confuses and looks around as Blaise appears behind her and roundhouses her in the head! Savannah is down but tries to get right back up as does Wolverina! Wolverina and Savannah both dash at Blaise at the same time! They lock up with Blaise but Blaise pulls back and slams both of them down to the mat as the fans go nuts!
Steve White: Blaise is really cleaning up here now! Wolverina and Savannah were bent on destroying each other tonight but it looks like that might have to wait!
Chuck Thompson: Blaise got tired of sitting back and watching these two kill each other so I guess she wants to end it herself!
Wolverina rams Blaise in the mid-section then gets up! Wolverina twists a kick into Blaise then hoists her up on her back! Blaise elbows the shit out of Wolverina’s face then slides off of her back! Wolverina lashes out then spins a massive and powerful clothesline! Wolverina misses and tries to find a way to combat Blaise’s speed! Wolverina swings again but Blaise ducks! Wolverina gets her hands on Blaise and knees her in the side then hoists her up high! Blaise knees Wolverina in the side of the head then elbows her in the face! Blaise drops off and hoists Wolverina up on her back! Blaise voids Wolverina’s power advantage but pressing her overhead then dropping her on her knee! The fans are shocked! Wolverina rolls around, destroyed as Blaise stands over her! The fans go nuts with cheers!
Steve White: Blaise just on another level here tonight! That speed and power is incredible! Wolverina and Savannah haven’t been able to scratch her and that press slam just showed Wolverina the meaning of strength I think! This is incredible!
Chuck Thompson: Well Blaise still has been campaigning heavily for a shot at the EHWF Championship and Eli Sykes ever since she won it back briefly at Come At Me Bro! If Savannah and Wolverina were going to pose a threat to her tonight then she wouldn’t deserve a shot again would she?
Savannah slips under Blaise and takes her leg out! Savannah looks at the destroyed and motionless Wolverina on the mat and rages that Blaise took her out so easily and before she had a chance to! Savannah snarls at Blaise as she gets up and goes for Pounce! Blaise leapfrogs Savannah as she runs over to hit it! Savannah hits the canvas and quickly gets back to her feet!
Steve White: Savannah is hurting bad, you can tell!
Chuck Thompson: What’s stronger, her pain or her rage because I think her rage is taking over at the moment!
Savannah dashes at Blaise! Blaise tilts and dodges some strikes then boots Savannah in the gut! Savannah rams Blaise back first in the corner out of desperation! Savannah hits her with some corner thrusts! Blaise stumbles out of the corner and Savannah lines her up! When Blaise turns around Savannah goes for Pounce once more but Blaise sidesteps her and Savannah runs into the corner, hitting her shoulder first into the ring post! Savannah stumbles out of the corner in pain until Blaise spins her around and hits her with Trail Blaiser!
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DING! DING! DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Blaise!
Steve White: Blaise does it! What an impressive victory!
Chuck Thompson: A big win for Blaise and nothing settled between Savannah and Wolverina...
As the bell rang ending the match Blaise exits the ring while Wolverina and Savannah stare each other down. After a moment Wolverina gets her breath back and strikes Savannah! Savannah hits back full power at Wolverina’s face! Wolverina falls back but her rage explodes and she clotheslines Savannah, sending Savannah flipping in the air before hitting the canvas!
Steve White: This match is over but Wolverina is far from finished with Savannah! Savannah is hurt, she’s injured and she just went though a big match. Wolverina is going to take advantage and really hurt her now!!
The powerful Wolverina picks Savannah up and tosses her around like a rag doll then hoists her up and plummets her down with a big Samoan Drop on the mat! Suddenly Sah’ta Thor’s music hits and Wolverina stops and looks up! Wolverina backs off and leaves Savannah as she looks out at Thor making his way down the ramp!
Steve White: It’s THOR! THOR IS HERE! Savannah’s friend Thor is here to make the save!
Wolverina gets ready as Thor enters the ring. Thor stares her down Wolverina backs off a bit as Thor helps Savannah up, all the time not taking his eyes off of Wolverina. Thor holds Savannah and checks if she’s all right. Suddenly BANG! Thor outta nowhere with a Parasite Eve to Savannah! The fans are shocked and confused!
Steve White: WHAT!? Thor just hit Savannah with Parasite Eve! What the fuck!? I thought they were friends!?! What the fuck Thor!?
Wolverina smiles and nods at Thor as the two hug in the center of the ring over Savannah’s body! Thor nods and sits in the corner! Wolverina gets a look in her eyes and plummets a fist down into Savannah’s back that shakes the damn ring! Wolverina hoists Savannah up and presses her overhead! She tosses Savannah out of the ring and Savannah is done! Savannah lies in a pool of blood on the outside as Thor just watches!
Steve White: How can Thor do this! How can he let that happen! We need EMT’s out here ASAP!!
Medical staff and refs quickly tend to the bleeding and destroyed Savannah on the floor! Wolverina raises her arms in victory, as even Thor looks shocked at her power! Thor comes behind her and puts his arm around her as he grabs a mic.
Sah’ta Thor: Sometimes in order to get things done… In order to expand and progress you need to upgrade. There was only so long I was going to carry all the dead weight that held me down… Well that starts tonight as I get a partner that can handle her business!
The fans give a mixed reaction but Wolverina yells at them to shut up!
Wolverina: Silence! He’s talking!
Sah’ta Thor: I asked you… all of you who would help me fight the CPM and NO ONE put their hands up! I got a clear shot at them with a title match and I asked for ANYONE to join me but no one did… except for my new weapon! Except for Wolverina! Tonight is the night where I start to rebuild my empire in EHWF!
Steve White: Bah Gawd!
Sah’ta Thor: I was told if I can find a partner then the match against Black Man and TQ Smooth for the Tag Team Championships would be mine! Well I found my partner… Wolverina and I will go to Scars and Stripes and become Champions and knock off the homo team of Smooth and Black Man! Then I will thrust my reign upon everyone in EHWF and become the ruler of Mayhem once again! It all starts tonight!
Thor and Wolverina raise their arms as his music hits! We fade out to a commercial.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the following match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a tag team match and it’s set for one fall!
Monster and Animal I Have Become (mash up) by Skillet and Three Days Grace play over the sound system as Samuel McPherson and Lord Raab come through the curtain with Henry Losak behind them as they walk side by side together to the ring, ignoring the fans as they step over the top rope together while Henry goes through the middle rope. Raab and Samuel do a holdup in the ring with the fans booing on them as Henry steps out of the ring with Raab and Samuel stand in the ring waiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Hardcore Champion Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Jack You Up" by Mindless Self Indulgence began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope, throwing his right fist into the air and yelling out into the cheers from the crowd as "Back You Up" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… First… Wilmer Patacky!
"You want a martyr? I'll be one, because enough's enough. You're done."
The lights go out in the arena as blue and white strobe lights light up the stage. “King For A Day" by Pierce The Veil hits over the PA System with the lights flashing in time with the rhythm. The black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Kazama steps out from behind it onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he panders to the fans.
He walks over to the right side of the stage and taunts to the fans again to another chorus of cheers. He moves back towards the center of the stage and begins to make his way down the ramp as he slaps the hands of fans on his way down to the ring.
He slides into the ring and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, throwing both of his arms into the air, and pointing to the sky. He climbs down before walking over to the far set of ropes, climbing on the middle rope before holding his arm up again and calling out to the fans. He climbs down once more and walks towards his corner. He pulls his shirt up over his head and throws it into the crowd as “King For A Day" fades out of ear shot and the lights return to normal.[/color][/b]
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Silver Kazama!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Silver Kazama & Wilmer Patacky vs. The Monstimals
The match starts and Wilmer Patacky and Silver Kazama’s relationship seems to be better from last weeks. Wilmer starts the match off after talking with Silver. Wilmer locks up with Samuel to begin, not a smart move! Samuel aggressively and wildly starts pounding and palming Wilmer in the back as hard and fast as he can! Wilmer yells and coughs in pain and pushes Samuel off of him and goes for a clothesline but gets a big boot to the skull instead! Samuel runs at Wilmer but Wilmer trips him up and Samuel ends up head first in the corner on his knees! Wilmer grabs his head and bounces it off of the turnbuckle! Lord Raab shouts at his brother and Samuel lashes out! Wilmer ducks a swing and ends up snapping some kicks and strikes into Samuel!
Steve White: Wilmer keeping his distance and moving as agile as he can right now and it is really paying off! Wilmer knows that these two beasts can put anyone away early so he has to stay fast!
Chuck Thompson: Speed and flight are definitely two factors that will come into play when taking on The Monstimals and Raab.
Samuel grabs Wilmer and headbutts the fuck out of him! Wilmer falls to the mat and tries to get back up but Samuel stomps him back down! Wilmer wants to tag out and Silver reaches but Samuel pulls him away and up to his feet! Samuel elbows Wilmer right in the face! Wilmer comes back with a gallant right hand to Samuel’s head! Samuel uppercuts Wilmer down to the mat!
Steve White: Wilmer was fighting back hard but Samuel just doesn’t go down! Is this a sign of things to come for Wilmer and Silver?
Chuck Thompson: They just have to figure out a strategy to take out someone like Raab.
Samuel starts squeezing Wilmer’s head and eyes from behind! Wilmer yells in pain but grabs Samuel’s head and drops down, hitting Samuel with a big jawbreaker! Samuel falls to the mat and Wilmer is able to spring up and tag in Silver! Silver gets to the top rope as the fans go nuts and hits Samuel with a massive moonsault! The fans all get to their feet as Silver covers!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: A close one right there! Silver and Wilmer are working together quite well tonight!
Chuck Thompson: They just have to isolate Samuel from Raab! Easier said than done though...
Samuel gets up and wants to tag in Raab but Silver dropkicks his leg out! Samuel is on his knee but blasts back up to his feet and takes down Silver! Silver springs back up but Samuel grabs him by the throat! Silver pushes Samuel off of him and hits him with a sidekick to the head! Samuel is dazed but doesn’t fall. Silver bounces off of the ropes! Samuel swings but Silver ducks it! Silver comes back off the ropes and hits Samuel with a diving forearm smash, taking Samuel down!
Steve White: Now they’re getting somewhere! Can they finish this?!
Chuck Thompson: Silver needs to tag out and see if Wilmer can take over before Raab gets a tag in… WAIT! WATCH OUT!
Lord Raab enters the ring with a 2x4! Silver looks up shocked and Raab smacks it into Silver’s gut! Silver leans over then smacks it into hits back, saving Samuel. The ref has seen enough of this and calls for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Your winners via Disqualification…. Wilmer Patacky and Silver Kazama
Lord Raab holds the 2x4 up and lights it on fire! The end of it catches in flowing bright orange flames and the fans go nuts! Silver starts to get up slowly. Wilmer comes in the ring but he watches on.
Steve White: Wilmer do something!!
Chuck Thompson: He… He’s not gonna let this happen is he!?
Raab smacks Silver in the stomach with the fire 2x4! Silver falls to his knees and screams in pain! Raab rams it into his chest and Silver holds his torso and face in pain from the impact and flames! The ruthless Raab holds the fire 2x4 up high and gets ready to finish Silver off for good! Wilmer comes behind Raab and grabs the fire 2x4 from Raab! Raab turns around from the save! Wilmer hits Raab in the gut with it then in the face!
Steve White: Wilmer made the save but he was a little late… strategic?
Chuck Thompson: Maybe he was just looking for the right moment... Maybe there wasn’t an opening?
Silver gets up! Wilmer smashes the rest of the fire 2x4 over Raab’s back! Raab falls to the mat but Silver fires a Devil Trigger! Silver hits Wilmer with it instead and Wilmer goes down! The fans are on their feet, not sure if Silver meant it or if Silver missed Raab!
Steve White: Silver just took out Wilmer?! Was that intentional? I don’t think it was I think he was aiming for Raab and accidentally connected with Wilmer as Raab went down!
Chuck Thompson: Hmm... Raab was going down just before Silver fired the move? Did he mean that or?
Everyone is down except for Silver as the flames and smoke clear. Silver looks around and looks down at Raab and Silver on the mat. He looks up and sees the fans giving a mixed and divided reaction. We fade out to a commercial.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the following match.
Patricia Downs: This following main event contest is a steel cage match and it’s set for one fall!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: First… Making his way to the ring… Conner Creed!
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the curtain and out on to the stage, followed by Hannah Walters, who has the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two make their way down the ramp, bombarded by a wave of boo's from the crowd. Sykes and Walters ignore the crowd and stay on their path. When they reach ringside, Eli Sykes hops up onto the apron while Hannah Walters makes her way around, climbing the steel steps. Eli Sykes sits on the middle rope and lifts the top rope, and Hannah Walters steps through them. Eli Sykes follows her between the ropes and the two meet in the center of the ring. Hannah Walters hands Eli Sykes the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hoists it above his head and proceeds to yell inaudible things at the crowd, who continue to boo him. He hands the World Heavyweight Championship back to Hannah Walters, who then displays it while Eli Sykes taunts the crowd some more. Hannah Walters plants a kiss on Eli Sykes' cheek, then exits the ring while Sykes waits for his match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… The EHWF Champion… Eli Sykes!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Eli Sykes vs. Conner Creed
The cage lowers and both men lock up! Eli Sykes goes nuts and starts hitting Conner Creed with continuous knees to the gut! Creed tosses Eli off of him and the two start trading punches! Eli grabs Conner and smacks him face first into the steel cage wall! Eli starts climbing but Conner pulls him down! Conner dishes out a massive smack to his face! Conner hoists Eli up on his back and slams Eli right into the cage wall!
Steve White: Creed and Eli brutalizing the shit out of each other right now!
Chuck Thompson: After last week Eli wants some revenge and tonight Creed wants a massive win by knocking off the champion! It would be huge for Creed and catastrophic for Eli!
Eli gets up and elbows Creed in the face! Eli bounces off of the wall and hits Creed with a high knee! Creed boots Eli in the gut and pulls him in, hitting him with a big powerbomb against the cage! Eli drops to the canvas and tries to get up but Creed runs a big boot into his face while he’s down! Creed moves over to the cage and starts climbing it! He gets half way until Eli bonces off of the cage and knocks Creed off! Creed falls to the canvas and holds his leg! Eli picks him up and spikes him off the canvas with a big DDT!
Steve White: Eli with that massive DDT! It’s all over now!
Chuck Thompson: What a brutal contest this has been! These two guys hate each other’s guts! Remember the epic encounters these two had after the Jr Heavyweight title!?
Eli goes to climb the cage but Creed grabs his leg! Eli tries to kick him off but Creed pulls Eli up and starts thrusting him against the cage wall! Eli yells in pain as Creed goes nuts! Creed whips Eli into the cage wall and Eli crashes down in pain! Creed picks him up but Eli hoists him up for Syke Out outta nowhere! Creed slides off of Eli’s back and goes for Clothesline From Hell but Eli ducks it and catches Creed with a sidekick to the head!
Steve White: Eli takes Creed the fuck down!
Chuck Thompson: Eli’s making a break for it!
Eli gets to the cage! He starts climbing but Conner grabs his leg! Eli boots Conner off of him and starts climbing higher! Conner smacks into the cage! Eli realizes he’s in danger so he drops down and starts pounding Conner! Conner smacks him off the cage! Eli starts dragging Conner’s face on the chain link! The two start to wrestle on the mat! Creed rolls out of the way but Eli goes to give chase! Eli is stopped however and pulled back to the cage. He looks up and his eyes grow wide! He’s hand cuffed to the cage wall!
Steve White: What!? BAH GAWD! Eli got cuffed! He’s stuck!
Chuck Thompson: Creed had a pair of cuffs on him! What a genius move!
Eli tries to break free but can’t. Creed gets up and laughs in Eli’s face as Eli rages.
Conner Creed: I guess I’ll just be leaving now…
Creed boots Eli in the groin! Eli goes down cursing Creed and Creed casually climbs over the cage wall to the floor for an escape win!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Conner Creed!
Steve White: Well… Conner beat the champion! A huge win for the guy! He’s on fire!
Chuck Thompson: What an amazing ni... Watch out! Watch out!
James Champ comes from the crowd and cracks Conner in the head with a steel chair! The fans go nuts! Champ goes to the door of the cage and opens it! He comes in side with the steel chair and faces the trapped Eli!
Steve White: James Champ! James Champ! He’s here to finish what he started with his brother!
Eli Sykes: Oh come on...
Champ hits Eli with the steel chair then cracks him in the skull with it down to the mat! Champ turns around and celebrates with the cheering fans but the bleeding Eli manages to break free as the piece of chainlink snaps from the wall! Eli gets up and starts hitting James Champ with rights! Champ drops the chair and responds with rights of his own as a fist fight breaks out!
Steve White: It’s on like Donkey K…
Chuck Thompson: LOOK OUT!
Both Champ and Eli have each other’s, necks in their grasps! They’re bleeding and beat up but look up to the top of the cage where Blaise stands! The fans go NUTS as Champ and Eli are caught off guard!
Blaise: Incoming, boys!
Blaise moonsaults off of the top of the cage and lands on both Eli and Champ! The fans get to their feet and go nuts! All three competitors are down!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD BLAISE!?
Chuck Thompson: Shit! All three are down!
Fans: This is awesome! This is awesome!
All three are down and motionless as the fans go nuts!
Steve White: What an incredible night ladies and gents and how fitting that it be one week out from Scars and Stripes! No doubt next week will be our greatest show ever! That’s all we have time for ladies and gents! We’ll see you next week! Good night and be safe!
We see the final image of Blaise, Eli and Champ laid out on opposite corners of the ring with the cage around them before we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show!