Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2016 15:09:30 GMT -5
The crowd panicked. Harambe, the gorilla, started to drag the helpless child around like a used tampon. He caused commotion and intrigue as he almost certainly dragged the child to an early death. One concerned on-looker recorded the incident on his smartphone, as it was the correct thing to do. (Sales, news articles ect) Good financial decision. The group surrounding the enclosure gasped as a loud echo slapped the ears of each individual. Harambe dropped to the floor like a heavy shit and the realization hit everyone. Harambe, a father figure and a two time Gorilla of the year, was dead. Not tranquilized, dead. Real dead.
Harambe JR woke up from his slumber. He had three tugs earlier that day, so he was a bit drowsy and semen was still leaking from his long Gorilla shaft. He crawled out of his cave within the enclosure and looked as the ugly human baby escaped the murder scene. The drowsy yet alarmed Harambe JR raced like fuck to go and see what was wrong with his amazing father Harambe. Of course, upon realising he was dead as fuck, he began to remember the good times...
Basketball in the park.
Killing those humans back in the Kongo.
The mutilation of many cattle.
He remembered a true father, a true Gorilla. He looked up at the scared humans and simply thought why? A tear trickled slowly down his big Gorilla cheek and then, his sadness became anger. His anger became hate...
As Yoda once said, Anger leads to suffering....
Harambe JR woke up from his slumber. He had three tugs earlier that day, so he was a bit drowsy and semen was still leaking from his long Gorilla shaft. He crawled out of his cave within the enclosure and looked as the ugly human baby escaped the murder scene. The drowsy yet alarmed Harambe JR raced like fuck to go and see what was wrong with his amazing father Harambe. Of course, upon realising he was dead as fuck, he began to remember the good times...
Basketball in the park.
Killing those humans back in the Kongo.
The mutilation of many cattle.
He remembered a true father, a true Gorilla. He looked up at the scared humans and simply thought why? A tear trickled slowly down his big Gorilla cheek and then, his sadness became anger. His anger became hate...
As Yoda once said, Anger leads to suffering....
HARAMBE JR Debuts next week