Post by EHWF Management on Oct 11, 2016 7:39:33 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the stage where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw some amazing title changes and some weird and unique events go down! Kevin Hunter was able to defeat Eli Sykes and Conner Creed to capture the EHWF Championship, ending Eli’s reign but tonight Hunter must defend his Jr Heavyweight Championship against the man Jason Phoenix in the main event!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for that one Steve but the co-main event should be just as good as Eli Sykes will team up with the man who attacked him at the end of his match last week and saved Conner Creed, Xander Pierce! No one knows why Xander did what he did but they’ll get the chance to find out as he and Eli take on the dynamic team of Beauty and The Beast! Can they pick up a win here tonight or will their issues just spoil over into a massive fight! Either way it’s gonna be good!
Steve White: Assistant General Manager Rose revealed at WAR the new Challenge Championships which were won by Zoe McDraven and Aubree Celeste! Tonight they quickly put the titles on the line under Challenge rules against the new and strange teaming of weirdoes lead by Jace – The Craze! There is no doubt it my mind that these guys want nothing but bad things to happen in EHWF. They are psychotic weirdoes and their debut last week on WAR said it all! Will they be champions by the end of tonight though?
Chuck Thompson: And if all that wasn’t enough for ya, we have Jade who beat Wilmer for the Hardcore Championship last week defending her Showtime Championship… against Wilmer! That’s right this one isn’t over by a long shot and I can’t wait to see all these title matches! Brandon Bash will also be in action as he teams with Harambe Jr to put a stop to Ryan Morgan who keeps getting in the way of his evil plans! Harambe Jr DESTROYED John Blade last week causing an outcry to ban Harambe Jr from EHWF but instead Blade will get his opportunity for revenge when he teams with Morgan!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what happens from the aftermath of WAR! This one is going to be a good one Chuck! Lets start the night!
We fade to the ring where we see Eli Sykes’ tron hit and his music boom. The fans give a mixed reaction as he comes down the ramp for the first time in a long time without his title. He grasps a mic in his hand as he slides in the ring.
Steve White: Well it looks like we’re starting the night off with the former EHWF Champion… Eli Sykes
Eli Sykes: Last week at WAR all of you would have seen Conner Creed help Kevin Hunter STEAL the EHWF Championship off of me. A lot of you are thinking that I’ve lost the EHWF Championship and that my reign is over but I’m here to ensure all of you idiots that I haven’t lost anything and my reign is simply on pause until I’m granted my rematch. That being said, that wasn’t the only injustice last week – the other being that idiot Xander Pierce showing up and attacking me for no real reason but I can guess it’s to make a name for himself seeing as he’s a no-name rookie who has to resort to attacking someone like me to get any form of attention.
The fans all boo as Eli flips them off.
Steve White: Xander did attack Eli for some reason last week after his match at WAR… I wonder what that was about.
Eli Sykes: You wanna know what I want an answer to? I want an answer about wh…
The fans go nuts as Xander Pierce’s music hits and he comes down the ramp. Eli looks pissed off but smirks and invites Xander down. Xander grabs a mic from an official and slides in the ring then waits for the fans to calm down.
Xander Pierce: Eli, I’m sure you want a lot of closure for a lot of things that went down at WAR but the bottom line is that the world doesn’t surround Eli Sykes any longer and I’m here to ensure it stays that way.
Xander holds his arms out and the fans cheer. Eli looks disgusted as he shakes his head and brings the mic to his face.
Eli Sykes: No one even gave a single shit about you until you attacked me from behind like the dog you are last week. Don’t try an act all high and mighty, we all know why you attacked me and why you’re out here right now.
Xander Pierce: Look at it anyway you want to Eli, two things remain fact... 1 – you’re not longer the EHWF champions and 2 – I’m right here in front of your ugly face, I’m going to stand in your way and make sure you and your underhanded evil bullshit never gets to the top of EHWF again, even if I have to eventually take you out for good…
Steve White: BAH GAWD!
Eli Sykes: What’s wrong with trying right now then huh? HUH!?
Eli arks up and gets in Xander’s face and Xander gets up in his face! They’re about to come to blows when Michael Rissi’s music interrupts the both of them.
Michael Rissi: No… No we’re not going to have a fight right now. With the current tension and notoriety following the developing rivalry between you two, you’re gonna fight then you’re gonna do it in front of a packed crowd in a hyped up match which will no doubt settle everything… I’m sure we can arrange that soon enough but right now, you two are gonna have to cool down because you have a tag team match tonight!
The fans go wild!
Michael Rissi: Why don’t you two focus on trying to win your match together tonight and trying to see just who is the better member of your team… Maybe that will give you an insight as to just who is the better wrestler and who is more likely to win when I let your two settle it in a one on one match in the very near future!
The fans go nuts. Rissi drops the mic and leaves as Eli pushes Xander away from him and smirks. Xander mouths off at Eli before rolling out of the ring and pointing at him.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen.... This Opening contest is set for one fall and it is for the Showtime Championship!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Jack You Up" by Mindless Self Indulgence began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. The EHWF Hardcore Championship strapped around his waist He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would unstrap the Hardcore Championship from around his waist then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope. He would then throwing his right hand that held the Hardcore Championship into the air and yell out into the cheers from the crowd as "Back You Up" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, before handing the Hardcore Championship to the referee and then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Challenger… “Wacky” Wilmer Patacky!
The lights dim, and red streaks flash, as the sound of a strumming guitar and drums play over the sound system. Jade appears on top of the ramp wearing her traditional black wrestling boots, jean shorts, a white tank top and a black leather jacket, as the song picks up its tempo, and the lyrics are heard over the speakers.
You know I'd like to meet you there
And you know I won't be late
That's where she wants to go
And I've been wait-ing all this while
To see to my ba-by smile
a-long some o-pen road
She starts to progress down the ramp, just gazing ahead of her at the ring, determination across her face as she tunes out the shouting of the crowd.
And there's noth-ing I can say
to make this feel-ing change
and that's where she'll lay
And you know I'm at the tow
of the whip-ping post
and that's where she's gon-na lay me
She then makes her way up the steel steps and quickly gets into the ring between the top and middle rope. She flips her brown hair back out of her face, as she walks around the ring, and gazes out into the crowd, her jaded eyes gleaming in concentration. She takes off her leather jacket, and throws it out of the ring, and a staff member takes it and puts it out of the way.
'Cause she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
'Yeah she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
The music slowly fades out, as she waits for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And next… She is the EHWF Hardcore and Showtime Champion… Jade!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and shit gets real! Jade lunges at Wilmer but Wilmer is faster and drives a knee into Jade’s midsection! He’s all over Jade with big forearms and strikes to her back until she hits the mat! Wilmer gets on top of her but Jade fires back a few quick elbows to Wilmer’s face! Jade gets up and snaps a kick to his legs but Wilmer takes Jade out with a spinning heel kick from nowhere and the fans go nuts! A Wilmer chant breaks out as both competitors get up and Wilmer hits Jade with a big atomic drop, dropping her down on the mat in a heap!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer Patacky with big offence right now trying to put right what went wrong last week! Amazingly Michael Rissi has banned Shane Trudex from this match or ringside at all which will help Wilmer’s chances!
Steve White: The ONLY reason Jade won last week was because of Shane Trudex’s interference! Now that Shane is banned it looks like Wilmer is fully controlling Jade and this match!
Wilmer picks Jade up and whips her into the corner! Wilmer runs up for a corner clothesline but Jade jumps up and Wilmer runs into her boot! Jade gets up on the top rope then jumps off, hitting Wilmer with a diving axe handle to the head! The fans are on their feet and Jade springs up! She bounces off of the ropes and runs up for a clothesline but Wilmer ducks her! She rebounds and Wilmer takes her out with a spinning back-fist, sending Jade flipping in the air and crashing on the mat! Wilmer quickly covers her!
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KICK OUT!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer almost winning it right then and there! He is all over Jade and right now he’s doing a great job of controlling this match!
Steve White: Jade has hit some moves but she hasn’t really got much in! Wilmer is dominating the majority of this match and without Trudex, Jade is gonna have to think quick!
Wilmer gets up. He shakes his head then grabs Jade’s legs! The fans go nuts and he points to the sky! Wilmer twists Jade around and locks her in the figure four leg lock! The fans go wild as Jade screams in pain! She tries to get out of it but Wilmer has it in tight and Jade screams! She’s about ready to tap out but holds on! She screams and Wilmer tightens! She goes to tap the mat but reaches to the ropes and edges closer, grabbing the ropes getting a Rope Break from the ref! Wilmer is forced to break the hold. He gets up and Jade tries to use the ropes to get to her feet. Wilmer runs up and knees her off of the ropes! She stumbles to the center and Wilmer scoops Jade up on his shoulder! Jade elbows the shit out of Wilmer’s face and gets down to her feet! She pushes Wilmer right into the corner!
Chuck Thompson: Jade fighting back but Wilmer may have already done too much damage! She doesn’t look too good right now!
Steve White: Jade is fighting back as best she can right now but Wilmer just seems to have her outclassed and seems to be getting up after everything she throws at him!
Jade runs up and hits Wilmer with a running spear into the corner! The fans are on their feet for the action but Jade catches some heat! Jade taunts the fans and then Wilmer then runs up and hits Wilmer with Bronco Buster in the corner! The fans are on the feet and Jade pulls Wilmer out of the corner and drops him in the center! She hooks both Wilmer’s legs and grabs his tights!
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KICK OUT!
Chuck Thompson: Jade with the tights and she almost stole that one on Wilmer, Steve!!
Steve White: Wilmer was still too quick for Jade but I have to say Jade is fighting back tough now and is doing a great job!
Wilmer with a big kick out and the fans cheer! The ref makes sure Jade is honest as he thought he saw her holding the tights but she says she wasn’t. Jade goes to pick Wilmer up but he elbows her in the side then springs her off of the ropes! She bounces back and Wilmer hits her with a big powerslam! Wilmer runs up and gets to the second then top rope and springs off, going for a moonsault but Jade rolls out of the way and Wilmer crashes to the mat hard!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer with huge offense but Jade getting out of the way at the last second sending Wilmer to the mat hard! Can she capitalise!
Steve White: This is JUST what Jade needed! Is it enough though!?
Wilmer forces himself up to his feet and turns around but Jade capitalizes on his grogginess and hits him with a big roundhouse to the head! Wilmer is down and Jade falls on him, hooking both legs!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and STILL the Showtime Champion… Jade!
Jade rolls out of the ring and laughs as the fans boo! She grabs her title belt and gets to the top of the stage as Wilmer sits up holding the back of his head with a mean look on his face! Jade holds her title belt high and smirks as we fade to a commercial.
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs bring the mic to her lips, ready to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall!
"Carnival Of Darkness" plays on the sound system. The lights go out. They come back on with Jace, Angus and Andre stood in the centre of the ring. They look around at the crowd menacingly as the carnival music hits full swing. Jace barks orders at Andre and Angus as they wait.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Challengers… Jace and Andre… CRAZE!
Patricia Downs: And next their opponents… First… One half of the Challenge Champions… Aubree Celeste!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And finally her partner for tonight… She is the other half of the Challenge Champions… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING
The match begins and Aubree starts out with Andre and the two lock up in the center of the ring! Aubree hits Andre with wild knees to the side then tosses him in the corner! Aubree tries for a corner clothesline but Andre moves and Aubree hits the corner! Andre wants a roll up but Aubree elbows and kicks Andre off of her! The two lock up again and Aubree elbows Andre right in the face! Aubree scoops Andre up but Andre slides off of her back and dropkicks Aubree right into the corner again! Aubree gets up, holding her shoulder until Andre jumps up and dropkicks her down to the mat! Andre does a weird and eerie salute to Jace, letting Aubree recover.
Steve White: Andre is doing great since joining this mysterious Jace fellow. They are very scary that’s for sure but Andre looks like he is doing pretty well in this one !
Chuck Thompson: Jace and CRAZE are fucking weirdo psychotic assholes! Look at them, look at the way they act and look what they did last week. Angus and Andre must be completely brainwashed by this Jade weirdo to have joined up for this!
Aubree gets up and Andre gets her in a headlock! Andre switches to a wristlock and Aubree cries out in pain but Aubree pulls Andre forward and hits Andre with big shoulder thrusts! Aubree then hugs Andre and hits him with a big powerful belly to belly! Jace tries to swipe at Aubree as she gets to the corner but Aubree dodges Jace then elbows him across the face! Jace goes apeshit and tries to get in the ring but the ref stops him! Aubree smirks but Andre takes her leg out from behind! Aubree gets up but gets hit with a spinning kick from Andre! Andre grabs her legs but Aubree fights and kicks him off! Aubree gets up and swings but Andre ducks it dropkicks Aubree into the corner! Zoe tags and the fans go nuts! Aubree nods and gestures she needs time to regroup as Zoe flies in!
Steve White: Zoe running into this one with a lot, knowing she just got gold back and knowing the titles are on the line right now, especially against such a mysterious force!
Chuck Thompson: Jace looks pissed off after Aubree hit him on the apron there! Look at how sick this guy looks, I don’t want to see him in the ring, he’s freaky!
Andre and Zoe lock up! Zoe easily over powers Andre, hitting him with a snap suplex! They get up and Zoe flip bottoms Andre then propels him into the ropes with a catapult! Andre is groggy and Zoe leaps through the air, hitting him with a high jump kick! Andre is rocked and falls into his corner where he desperately tags in Jace! Jace runs in and swings but Zoe ducks him then on rebound, Zoe hoists Jace on her back and plummets him with a big fisherman suplex! The fans are going nuts as both get up and Zoe hits Jace with an armdrag! Jace is pissed but falls victim to another armdrag as he gets to his feet!
Steve White: Jace was looking tough there but now Zoe is really taking it to him! Zoe is on fire right now!
Chuck Thompson: Jace certainly scary and impressive but right now Zoe is in the Zone!
Zoe spins a kick into Jace’s guts on his way back! Zoe bounces off of the ropes and goes for a running move but he lifts her into a massive powerslam! The fans go wild for the action as Jace picks Zoe up! Zoe punches Jace in the face a couple of times but Jace whips Zoe and pulls her back into a massive lariat! Jace starts to laugh eerily as the crowd is freaked out and he starts to dance around a downed Zoe. Zoe tries to get up but Jace wildly starts stomping on her as the fans boo him! Jace goes down and covers!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Now Jace is looking impressive and really fighting back hard! Zoe is down but she’s not out! It takes a lot more than that to stop Zoe McDraven and she wants to keep these titles bah gawd!
Chuck Thompson: Jace is impressive, much more than Andre and Angus but is it enough to win these titles. You have to remember its elimination rules! What a match this is turning into!
Zoe kicks out and Jace picks her up by her hair, hitting her with a big scoopslam! Jace grabs her by her hair and looks for his finisher but Zoe nabs Jace in his ribs and gets out of his grasp! Zoe turns around only to get a big boot to the face! Zoe falls in the corner and Aubree tags back in! Aubree nods at Zoe again, running in and hitting Jace with a crossbody!
Steve White: Aubree back in it! Now she’s recovered and looking to get a better start to this match than she had before!
Chuck Thompson: The team of Zoe and Aubree seems to be exciting and the fans love it but can they last tonight and keep these titles or will CRAZE take them in their first defence?!
The fans are going wild and Jace runs up and knocks Aubree down with a shoulder… He goes for another but Aubree spins a massive kick into his head and sends him to the mat! We can hear Jace laughing while he’s down and everyone is confused, as he doesn’t try to get back up. Aubree wastes no time, springing off of the top rope and hitting him with a big moonsault! Jace rolls up to a knee but Aubree hits him with a Shinning Wizard! Aubree has seen enough and hits Jace with a massive Goddess Slam, destroying Jace as she covers!
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Patricia Downs: Jace has been eliminated from CRAZE via pinfall!
Steve White: Aubree fulfills her task in this match and gets the pinfall for her side now it’s up to Zoe to get a submission to retain!
Chuck Thompson: It’s not over yet, it’s all up to Andre! He now has to beat one competitor by pinfall and one by submission to win the titles!
Aubree and Zoe aren’t foolish and Aubree stays in locking up with Andre as the fans go wild! They trade blows! Aubree hits Andre with a mean knee to the gut! He fires back with a thrust but she hits a high kick to his head! Andre stumbles around! He fires an STO but Aubree sidesteps and tags in Zoe! The fans go WILD! Andre turns back around and goes for another STO! Aubree sidesteps that and he runs right into Zoe who gets him around the neck and locks in Kinetic Energy! Great team work forces Andre to struggle in the hold! After a few seconds Zoe wrenches back some more! The fans go nuts with cheers but Jace runs back in with a barbwire baseball bat and smacks Zoe in the back with it!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… via Disqualification… and STILL the EHWF Challenge Champions… Zoe McDraven and Aubree Celeste!
Steve White: I can’t believe what an amazing match that turned out to be! Too bad it had to end like that! Aubree and Zoe work together so well and they retain against CRAZE here tonight in a great match by all parties! I think I’m gonna like these titles, Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: Wait! What the heck is that!? WHAT!?
Aubree helps Zoe up as Jace drags out Andre. Aubree and Zoe look pissed but as they look up they look in complete shock! The crowd gasps as Jace and Andre stand at the bottom of the ramp. Behind them along the ramp leading all the way up to the stage are a mass of clowns at least 30 or 40 of them!
Steve White: WHAT THE HECK ARE ALL THOSE FUCKING CLOWNS DOING OUT HERE?!
Chuck Thompson: It’s Jace and the dark carnival! CRAZE are here and they aren’t fucking around!
More clowns appear on the stage as Jace holds his arms out! Aubree and Zoe brace themselves and still looked shocked! The clowns don’t move and instead Jace holds the bat up and his arms out and laughs eerily as it echoes through the arena!
The fans are shocked. Aubree and Zoe don’t know how to act… All of a sudden the lights go out and we fade out for a moment…
We come back to the feed where Alexander Corvis is waiting with his mic.
Alexander Corvis: Ladies and Gents sorry for that technical disruption before but we’re back on the air now! Joining me is my guest at this time… NEW EHWF Champion… Kevin Hunter… Kevin, how’re you doing?
Kevin Hunter walks into the frame with a smirk on his face and the title belts on his shoulders.
Kevin Hunter: Alexander… Lets just make this one quick all right…
Alexander Corvis: Kevin… You’re the new EHWF Champion now; you’re a double champion… How does it feel and how did it feel being left out of the discussion and encounter earlier tonight with names like Rissi, Sykes and others – it really seemed like you should have been out there as well?
Kevin Hunter: Let me just make one thing clear… I don’t have to be anywhere or associate with anyone to prove that I am the best because these title belts right here on my shoulder prove that already!
Alexander Corvis: So what about the claims that your win was just luck and the only reason you’re a double champion is because of how things fell at WAR and how you haven’t defended in a while?
Kevin Hunter scoffs as the fans watching on the tron cheer.
Kevin Hunter: Ha! Give me a break Corvis… I am the Alpha King and nothing was luck… I don’t need luck because I have skill and I am the EHWF Champion and no one can say otherwise… Not Creed, not Rissi and not Eli Sykes! NO ONE can take this away from me… The only thing I’m disappointed in is the pathetic teaming of two idiots I used to call my partners in Black Man and TQ Smooth. If they just had an ounce of talent in their useless bodies then they could have retained and WAR and I’d be a TRIPLE Champion right now… But, pathetic losers will always be just that… pathetic losers!
Alexander Corvis: And what about your Jr Heavyweight Champion defence against Jason Phoenix tonight? Do you think you can get the job done and retain the title that is currently under question?
Kevin Hunter: What a ridiculous question! Of course I’m going to retain against a no body like Jason Phoenix or whoever he is… Enough of these stupid questions, I have a main event to prepare for which is more than I can say for all those who doubted me and talked shit about me!
Hunter shoves Corvis out of the way and brushes past him, leaving the interview area as Corvis signals back to the arena.
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs bring the mic to her lips, ready to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is an over the top battle royal!
"Wreak Havoc" hits and brings the crowd to their feet!
OooOoooOoooOooooh!
They sing along as Bellicose emerges from the back clad in belted jeans, his boots and a leather jacket. He sheds the jacket on stage before making his way down the ramp bare-chested. As he walks around one side of the ring he pulls a cigarette and a lighter from his jean pocket and has a quick smoke, taking a few quick drags before handing the cigarette to a female fan. Shoving the lighter back into his pocket, climbs onto the apron and steps through the middle and top ropes. He leans leisurely on the ring ropes as he waits for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Colt Bellicose!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the top of the stage. T.Q comes out with the Showtime title around his waist as the fans boo as he walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. He slowly removes the EHWF Showtime championship from around his waist hoisting it in air has the fans erupt in more boos. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: And next… TQ Smooth!
The lights in the arena slightly fade as the intro to Demi-Gods plays. Strobe lights flash around the entrance way as Shane Trudex walks out giving it that strobe slow-mo effect. Sporting his long jacket and sunglasses, he stops looking out at the crowd before slightly opening his jacket revealing his muscular figure and raising his arm into the air. The strobe lights stop flickering and Trudex smirks as he takes his hands, brushing them across his ripped ab muscles. He slowly walks towards the ring, ignoring and dodging any hand slap attempts from the crowd. Once he reaches the ring, he climbs the steel stairs, and slowly paces across the ring apron before spinning and leaning back against the ropes, bouncing against them. He slowly steps through the ropes, removing his jacket as he enters the ring. He walks over to the corner and climbs up onto the turnbuckle before motioning towards his god-like physique as he raises his arm into the air again with that slight smirk on his face. He leaps down to the ring apron and removes his sunglasses, handing them outside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next… Shane Trudex!
TQ, Bellicose and Trudex are all in the ring, arrogantly smirking and jeering at one another as the fans boo them. Their arrogance is on high as they taunt each other and the fans all believing they will win the contest. Before Conner’s music can start and the match can begin, Mazzio rushes through from the crowd and slides in the ring, confusing the three men!
Steve White: Wait! Hold the match! That’s Mazzio! He’s not in this following contest… What the heck is he doing out here!
TQ Smooth is outraged and demands Mazzio leave! TQ spits on the mat and starts to ark up but Mazzio explodes in front of him and knocks him out cold with an Iron Punch! The fans go wild! The ref is outraged and starts to rage! Trudex and Bellicose are pissed off!
Steve White: Mazzio just came outta nowhere and knocked out TQ! He’s gonna ruin this match, what the heck is Mazzio doing out here right now?
Bellicose goes to get in Mazzio’s face but Mazzio knees him in the gut! Mazzio then tosses him out of the ring and dumps him on his head on the outside as the fans are going wild! Trudex tries to come behind Mazzio but Mazzio is faster and appears behind Trudex, knocking him out and over the top rope with a massive Iron Punch! The fans are all on their feet as the three men are left in a heap outside the ring! Conner Creed doesn’t appear!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! This match is surely fucked now! The aggression and power of Mazzio has squashed these three men! Why the heck did he do it?
The fans are going nuts! Some EMT’s come down and Mazzio grabs a mic then waits for the fans to quiet down.
Mazzio: Unfortunately I don’t feel like waiting any longer to have my match with the Thor Family. I’m not going to sit through this and wait another second to get my hands on them! THOR’S COME OUT NOW! REF, START THE MATCH!
The ref shrugs at Patricia who gets in the ring somewhat apprehensively.
Patricia Downs: Th-This following contest is a 4 on 1 handicap match! Introducing first, already in the ring… Mazzio!
The Thor Family music hits! Thor, Sujir, Santara and Aaron Hudson all come out and look nervous. Santara tries to talk his family into a good mindset but it’s not clear if it’s working. They ignore the fans and the boos and make their way to the ring where Mazzio invites them in. They take a moment on the outside and look up at Mazzio. They get inside the ring and go to their corner and talk amongst themselves for a moment.
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and the four Thor’s surround Mazzio! The fans are on their feet as all four lunge at Mazzio but Mazzio avoids them all with amazing speed and appears behind them! They turn around and Santara pushes Sujir into battle! Sujir blindly runs at Mazzio but Mazzio triples his speed! Sujir stops in his tracks as Mazzio appears in front of him! Mazzio KO’s Sujir with a massive Iron Punch! The fans go nuts and the other Thor’s all jump back into their corner!
Patricia Downs: Sujir Thorn has been eliminated by Mazzio via Knockout!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! That speed is phenomenal! Mazzio with one punch just eliminated one member of the Thor Family and made this a 3 on 1 just like that!
Chuck Thompson: What the fuck is this guy?! Did you even see him move then Steve!?
Santara Thorn: You just made the biggest mistake of your life!!
Thor and Santara lunge at Mazzio who takes them both down with a double clothesline! Aaron Fredrick Hudson rolls out of the ring and legs it back up the ramp, ditching the Thor’s! Mazzio slides out of the ring and sprints at mind blowing speed, easily catching and mowing down Hudson! Mazzio brings Hudson back down the ramp and carries him to the ring where he tosses him into the ring post over and over again like a ragdoll! The Thor’s regain their composure in the ring and see Mazzio smashing Aaron on the outside! They look nevous! Mazzio then runs Aaron up and tosses him through the barricade on the outside! The ref comes over and looks at the wreckage outside, waving his arms!
Patricia Downs: Aaron Fredrick Hudson has been eliminated by Mazzio via Knockout!
Steve White: Fucking hell! Mazzio needs to tone it down a bit, this guy is gonna kill the Thor’s at this rate! Just throw in the towel Thor!
Chuck Thompson: This dude seems like he’s had enough of Thor and his family once and for all but shit, does he need to be so brutal! He’s torn these guys apart here!
Sah’ta Thor: Father, lets get out of where while we still have the time!!
Santara dispels Thor’s request, gesturing that he’s a pussy! Mazzio slides in the ring and they back off! Santara looks like he’s about to leave the ring but he dashes at Mazzio! Santara suddenly freezes in the middle of the ring and Mazzio appears in front of him at great speed! Santara doesn’t move and Mazzio pokes a finger into his chest at a rapid speed! Santara coughs up some blood and his eyes roll into the back of his head! He collapses on the mat and Thor falls into the corner in shock, being the last Thor standing! He falls to his knees as Mazzio approaches him!
Patricia Downs: Santara Thor has been eliminated by Mazzio via Knockout!
Steve White: What the fuck was that! He just made Santara faint and cough up some blood with a quick poke?! This guy is a fucking beast!
Chuck Thompson: Santara was talking such a big game, why didn’t he try and dodge that, he had heaps of time!?
Sah’ta Thor: You did it! You’ve defeated my family. Those good for nothing moochers deserved what they had coming! There is no reason for us to keep fighting. We can move away from this negativity and these assholes and start a new faction! We can be the most powerful entity in wrestling if we team up…
Mazzio extends his hand and helps Thor up to his feet! Thor smiles but Mazzio hoists him overhead! Mazzio hits Thor with a massive Infinite Dismissal, then another, then another, then a forth then a fifth! Thor is unconscious by the time he takes the sixth and seventh and starts to bleed and froth at the mouth around eight and nine! The ref tells Mazzio to stop and he does at ten Infinite Dismissals! Thor is completely destroyed in a bloody mess in the center of the ring on top of his father!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Sah’ta Thor has been eliminated by Mazzio via Knockout… Therefore the winner of this match… Mazzio!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Mazzio tears through the entire Thor Family with ease! He brutalized them! He almost killed these fucking guys tonight! Can we get EMT’s out here NOW!!
Chuck Thompson: Fuck, I knew Mazzio was insanely strong but I didn’t know he had become THIS much stronger! What the fuck is he?
Santara Thorn: You’re finished Thor… You’re done, wrestling and EHWF won’t have to waste any more time on you… Never resurrect again.
Mazzio leaves the ring as the fans are going BESERK! EMT’s rush down to the ring and Mazzio makes his way to the stage to look out at the screaming fans as we fade out to a commercial break!
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs bring the mic to her lips, ready to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall!
"Bad Guy" by Eminem hits the speakers and a booing crowd stand to their feet as they start chanting, "go away."
Mike Smith walks out from the back with Crystal Taylor at his side. She turns toward him and starts clapping as he perches his hands on his waist, staring at the booing crowd. Christian Taylor jogs out from the back and he hops on Mike Smith's back with his legs fastening around his midsection. He raises his right fist to the ceiling and shouts, "we the bomb, bitches!" Remaining on Mike Smith's back, Mike showing his true strength as he continues to walk normally down the ramp with Crystal beside him. They pass the fans as Christian pretends to want to backhand the booing fans. Once they make it to the bottom of the ramp, Christian hops off Mike's back onto the apron and climbs up to the second rope, kneeling his knee on the top turnbuckle, looking through the audience. Mike pulls himself up on the apron and steps over the second rope. He walks to the middle of the ring as Crystal hustles up the steel stairs and dips down under the second rope as Christian backflips off the turnbuckle. He stands on the bottom rope and leans over the rope, blowing a kiss to the booing fans as Crystal smirks at her husband while standing beside Mike Smith in the middle of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Challengers… Beauty and The Beast!
The opening piano beings and slowly transitions to the opening riff of Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold. The fans elevate to their feet as The Vigilante, Xander Pierce, steps out onto the stage, wearing his usual wrestling attire. He raises his arms up to the sky and basks in the glory. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, greeting a few fans here and there as he reaches the ring. Leaping up onto the steel steps, he walks across the ring edge motioning for the crowd to continue their prayers. He leaps over the ring ropes and poses in the center of the ring before moving to a corner of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next their opponents… First… Xander Pierce!
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the curtain and out on to the stage, followed by Hannah Walters, who has the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two make their way down the ramp, bombarded by a wave of boo's from the crowd. Sykes and Walters ignore the crowd and stay on their path. When they reach ringside, Eli Sykes hops up onto the apron while Hannah Walters makes her way around, climbing the steel steps. Eli Sykes sits on the middle rope and lifts the top rope, and Hannah Walters steps through them. Eli Sykes follows her between the ropes and the two meet in the center of the ring. Hannah Walters hands Eli Sykes the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hoists it above his head and proceeds to yell inaudible things at the crowd, who continue to boo him. He hands the World Heavyweight Championship back to Hannah Walters, who then displays it while Eli Sykes taunts the crowd some more. Hannah Walters plants a kiss on Eli Sykes' cheek, then exits the ring while Sykes waits for his match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And finally his partner… Eli Sykes!
DING DING DING
The match begins, as Eli demands his starts the match off! He locks up with Taylor but Taylor starts hitting Eli with big knees to the gut! Smith cheers him on and Taylor gets Eli in an arm hold as Eli yells out in pain! Taylor hammers down on Eli Sykes’ back with massive forearms then tosses him into the corner! Taylor runs at Eli but Eli jumps up and Taylor runs right into his boot! Taylor runs at him again but Eli dives out of the way and Taylor runs into the corner!
Steve White: Eli Sykes getting on top of Taylor right now with some heavy offense!
Chuck Thompson: They were fighting pretty even but it looks like Eli is coming out on top. It looks as if Eli has a lot to prove since losing the EHWF Championship last week!
Eli runs up and hits Taylor with a corner high knee! Eli runs Taylor out of the corner and hits him with a bulldog in the center of the ring! Eli gets up and runs over at Smith, elbowing him off of the apron and sending him into the barricade outside! The fans are going wild as Eli runs up and punts Taylor in the side! Eli lines Taylor up but Xander blind tags himself into the match!
Steve White: Xander getting at Eli by blind tagging into this one!!
Chuck Thompson: We knew these two were going to get under each others skin but we didn’t know how long it was going to take.
Xander and Eli argue but Xander smirks and the ref tells Eli to get out. Eli gets to the apron and Xander picks up Taylor, hitting him with a big scoopslam in the center of the ring! Xander runs up and springs off of the second rope then hits Taylor with a moonsault! Taylor gets up, hurt and groggy as Xander hits him with a springboard elbow! The fans are on their feet!
Steve White: Xander has Taylor right where he wants him! It doesn’t look good for these two rookies right now!
Chuck Thompson: Taylor and Smith really need this win though. They haven’t been too impressive since their debut and they need to get some big wins!
Taylor gets up and stumbles around! Xander runs up and boots him in the gut! He grabs Taylor and pulls him in and looks directly at Eli. Xander smiles as he hits Taylor with Destination X! The fans go nuts and Taylor is destroyed on the mat! Xander hooks the far leg of Taylor while looking directly at Eli!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Xander Pierce and Eli Sykes!
The fans are going nuts! Taylor rolls out and into the arms of Smith as the two walk away defeated. Eli and Xander continue to stare each other down. Xander shakes his head and turns away to celebrate with the crowd but Eli gets into the ring and runs up from behind! Xander quickly turns around and superkicks a running Eli in the jaw before he can attack! Eli is out cold on the canvas!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Superkick from Xander and he just took Eli Sykes out! Eli must be out cold! Can we get a medic or someone to check him?!!
Chuck Thompson: Eli wanted to get one over on Xander but it cost him!
Xander stands over the downed Eli Sykes and shakes his head as the fans go nuts and we fade out to a commercial.
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs bring the mic to her lips, ready to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Jr Heavyweight Championship!
The lights dim down low as it becomes almost filled with blackness; smoking starts to fill the ringside area as well as the entrance ramp, and two figures appear out from the back. “Violence Fetish” is now playing throughout the sound system as the video upon the wrestling-tron begins to play the living legend’s entrance video. The fans waste of no time to cheer the moment Jason Phoenix’s video is playing. The lights slowly turn to white as Jason Phoenix is seen on the ramp with his lovely wife Morgan Alvertez. Morgan plays with her hair as her opposing hand is on his arm. The pair starts down the ramp as Morgan scowls at the cheering fans. They walk down the ramp slowly and stiffly as there appears to be no emotion in the eyes of Jason Phoenix. They make their way down to the ring and Morgan Alvertez walks over to Jason’s corner as Jason slowly creeps up the stairs. He stops at the top and he glares across the ring. He tilts his down and starts onto the apron. He stops at the beginning of the apron and steps over the second rope. He enters the ring and slowly walks to the middle of the ring. He turns back to the ramp area as he starts rubbing his hands together as the smoke clears, the lights turn back on, the entrance video quits playing, and his music fades. He tilts his head up and stares at the entrance ramp as he waits for his next victim.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Challenger… Jason Phoenix!
Kevin Hunter comes out to the stage. He makes his way down the ramp and gets in the ring, waiting for the match to start. The fans give a mixed reaction as he looks around and unfastens his title belt to give to the ref.
Patricia Downs: And next… He is the EHWF and Jr Heavyweight Champion… Kevin Hunter!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and both men instantly lock up! Phoenix gets a few punches in but Hunter strikes back with some knees to the gut! Hunter tosses Phoenix into the corner then follows up with a big corner clothesline! Phoenix stumbles around and Hunter takes him down with a big lariat! Phoenix is right back up and swings but Hunter blocks it and then pushes Phoenix back, hitting him with a big dropkick! They both get up and Hunter knees Phoenix in the midsection then scoops him up and slams him down on the mat hard!
Steve White: Jason Phoenix is being treated like a child by Kevin Hunter here tonight! Hunter definitely has some more confidence ever since he won the world title!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter is a double champion and is doing amazing at the moment. He needs to keep it that way though because half the damn locker room is about to come after him!
Hunter yanks Phoenix up to his feet and gets him in an abdominal stretch! Phoenix screams in pain for a while but he’s able to reach for the ropes! Hunter keeps it locked in until the ref counts until four then he releases him and knees him in the midsection once again, this time following up with some big shoulder thrusts to the gut! The fans are on their feet as Hunter whips Phoenix into the ropes! On the rebound Hunter hits Phoenix with a massive powerslam! The fans cheer for the action as Hunter gets up and taunts Phoenix while he tries to recover!
Steve White: And the champ is wasting little time, embarrassing Jason Phoenix here tonight! Hunter likes being a double champion and doesn’t want to give up that feeling so soon!
Chuck Thompson: It looks like Phoenix is getting destroyed here tonight! He can’t get a move in, Hunter is just all over him!
Phoenix finally gets up and Hunter boots him in the gut then rakes his eyes! Hunter grabs Phoenix by the throat but Phoenix slaps out of his grip then elbows him in the face! Phoenix headbutts the shit out of Hunter and scoops him up on his shoulder! Hunter pushes off of Phoenix and gets to his feet! Phoenix wildly swings but Hunter ducks him! Phoenix turns around and gets hit with a massive Killer Effect! The fans are on their feet as Hunter makes quick work of Phoenix and covers him!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and STILL the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Kevin Hunter!
Steve White: Hunter does it! He makes quick work of Phoenix, retains and remains double champion!
Hunter flips the booing fans off. Hunter then looks down at a coughing and spluttering Phoenix on the mat! Hunter goes to pick him up but as he does the fans start to go nuts and Xander Pierce slides in the damn ring! Pierce runs up and boots Hunter in the back, sending him into the ropes!
Steve White: It’s Xander fucking Pierce! He’s saving the day yet again!
Hunter regains his bearings and shakes his head. Xander stances and the two men get ready. Hunter gets off of the ropes and goes to approach Xander but from outta nowhere Conner Creed slides in and hits Hunter with a Clothesline From Hell! The fans go NUTS!
Steve White: CREED! CREED! He’s not done either! Bah Gawd!
Creed and Xander are weary of each other but don’t pose any threat to each other. Creed looks as if he’s about to grab Hunter again but Hunter rolls out of the ring and backs up the ramp. Just before he reaches the stage, Eli Sykes comes out! The fans go wild! Eli’s leg is taped up and his jaw is all wrapped up but he has a sledge hammer in hand and Hannah Walters behind him! Kevin Hunter stops in his tracks and is caught in the middle of the ramp!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Everyone is after Kevin Hunter! This is incredible!
Chuck Thompson: All these men seem to have a beef or a vendetta against Hunter and the EHWF Championship if not themselves as well!
Hunter looks at both groups – one on the stage and two in the ring. He shakes his head as they all threaten him. Hunter mouths off at them.
Steve White: Well ladies and gents that’s all we’ve got time for this week! Join us next week when we get to the bottom of all of this and see just who wants Hunter and the EHWF Championship more! Good night ladies and gents, we’ll see you next week. Be safe!
We see the four men as we pan out from the intense standoff. We fade to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw some amazing title changes and some weird and unique events go down! Kevin Hunter was able to defeat Eli Sykes and Conner Creed to capture the EHWF Championship, ending Eli’s reign but tonight Hunter must defend his Jr Heavyweight Championship against the man Jason Phoenix in the main event!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for that one Steve but the co-main event should be just as good as Eli Sykes will team up with the man who attacked him at the end of his match last week and saved Conner Creed, Xander Pierce! No one knows why Xander did what he did but they’ll get the chance to find out as he and Eli take on the dynamic team of Beauty and The Beast! Can they pick up a win here tonight or will their issues just spoil over into a massive fight! Either way it’s gonna be good!
Steve White: Assistant General Manager Rose revealed at WAR the new Challenge Championships which were won by Zoe McDraven and Aubree Celeste! Tonight they quickly put the titles on the line under Challenge rules against the new and strange teaming of weirdoes lead by Jace – The Craze! There is no doubt it my mind that these guys want nothing but bad things to happen in EHWF. They are psychotic weirdoes and their debut last week on WAR said it all! Will they be champions by the end of tonight though?
Chuck Thompson: And if all that wasn’t enough for ya, we have Jade who beat Wilmer for the Hardcore Championship last week defending her Showtime Championship… against Wilmer! That’s right this one isn’t over by a long shot and I can’t wait to see all these title matches! Brandon Bash will also be in action as he teams with Harambe Jr to put a stop to Ryan Morgan who keeps getting in the way of his evil plans! Harambe Jr DESTROYED John Blade last week causing an outcry to ban Harambe Jr from EHWF but instead Blade will get his opportunity for revenge when he teams with Morgan!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what happens from the aftermath of WAR! This one is going to be a good one Chuck! Lets start the night!
We fade to the ring where we see Eli Sykes’ tron hit and his music boom. The fans give a mixed reaction as he comes down the ramp for the first time in a long time without his title. He grasps a mic in his hand as he slides in the ring.
Steve White: Well it looks like we’re starting the night off with the former EHWF Champion… Eli Sykes
Eli Sykes: Last week at WAR all of you would have seen Conner Creed help Kevin Hunter STEAL the EHWF Championship off of me. A lot of you are thinking that I’ve lost the EHWF Championship and that my reign is over but I’m here to ensure all of you idiots that I haven’t lost anything and my reign is simply on pause until I’m granted my rematch. That being said, that wasn’t the only injustice last week – the other being that idiot Xander Pierce showing up and attacking me for no real reason but I can guess it’s to make a name for himself seeing as he’s a no-name rookie who has to resort to attacking someone like me to get any form of attention.
The fans all boo as Eli flips them off.
Steve White: Xander did attack Eli for some reason last week after his match at WAR… I wonder what that was about.
Eli Sykes: You wanna know what I want an answer to? I want an answer about wh…
The fans go nuts as Xander Pierce’s music hits and he comes down the ramp. Eli looks pissed off but smirks and invites Xander down. Xander grabs a mic from an official and slides in the ring then waits for the fans to calm down.
Xander Pierce: Eli, I’m sure you want a lot of closure for a lot of things that went down at WAR but the bottom line is that the world doesn’t surround Eli Sykes any longer and I’m here to ensure it stays that way.
Xander holds his arms out and the fans cheer. Eli looks disgusted as he shakes his head and brings the mic to his face.
Eli Sykes: No one even gave a single shit about you until you attacked me from behind like the dog you are last week. Don’t try an act all high and mighty, we all know why you attacked me and why you’re out here right now.
Xander Pierce: Look at it anyway you want to Eli, two things remain fact... 1 – you’re not longer the EHWF champions and 2 – I’m right here in front of your ugly face, I’m going to stand in your way and make sure you and your underhanded evil bullshit never gets to the top of EHWF again, even if I have to eventually take you out for good…
Steve White: BAH GAWD!
Eli Sykes: What’s wrong with trying right now then huh? HUH!?
Eli arks up and gets in Xander’s face and Xander gets up in his face! They’re about to come to blows when Michael Rissi’s music interrupts the both of them.
Michael Rissi: No… No we’re not going to have a fight right now. With the current tension and notoriety following the developing rivalry between you two, you’re gonna fight then you’re gonna do it in front of a packed crowd in a hyped up match which will no doubt settle everything… I’m sure we can arrange that soon enough but right now, you two are gonna have to cool down because you have a tag team match tonight!
The fans go wild!
Michael Rissi: Why don’t you two focus on trying to win your match together tonight and trying to see just who is the better member of your team… Maybe that will give you an insight as to just who is the better wrestler and who is more likely to win when I let your two settle it in a one on one match in the very near future!
The fans go nuts. Rissi drops the mic and leaves as Eli pushes Xander away from him and smirks. Xander mouths off at Eli before rolling out of the ring and pointing at him.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen.... This Opening contest is set for one fall and it is for the Showtime Championship!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Jack You Up" by Mindless Self Indulgence began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. The EHWF Hardcore Championship strapped around his waist He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would unstrap the Hardcore Championship from around his waist then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope. He would then throwing his right hand that held the Hardcore Championship into the air and yell out into the cheers from the crowd as "Back You Up" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, before handing the Hardcore Championship to the referee and then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Challenger… “Wacky” Wilmer Patacky!
The lights dim, and red streaks flash, as the sound of a strumming guitar and drums play over the sound system. Jade appears on top of the ramp wearing her traditional black wrestling boots, jean shorts, a white tank top and a black leather jacket, as the song picks up its tempo, and the lyrics are heard over the speakers.
You know I'd like to meet you there
And you know I won't be late
That's where she wants to go
And I've been wait-ing all this while
To see to my ba-by smile
a-long some o-pen road
She starts to progress down the ramp, just gazing ahead of her at the ring, determination across her face as she tunes out the shouting of the crowd.
And there's noth-ing I can say
to make this feel-ing change
and that's where she'll lay
And you know I'm at the tow
of the whip-ping post
and that's where she's gon-na lay me
She then makes her way up the steel steps and quickly gets into the ring between the top and middle rope. She flips her brown hair back out of her face, as she walks around the ring, and gazes out into the crowd, her jaded eyes gleaming in concentration. She takes off her leather jacket, and throws it out of the ring, and a staff member takes it and puts it out of the way.
'Cause she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
'Yeah she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
The music slowly fades out, as she waits for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And next… She is the EHWF Hardcore and Showtime Champion… Jade!
Match #1: Jade (c) vs. Wilmer Patacky
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and shit gets real! Jade lunges at Wilmer but Wilmer is faster and drives a knee into Jade’s midsection! He’s all over Jade with big forearms and strikes to her back until she hits the mat! Wilmer gets on top of her but Jade fires back a few quick elbows to Wilmer’s face! Jade gets up and snaps a kick to his legs but Wilmer takes Jade out with a spinning heel kick from nowhere and the fans go nuts! A Wilmer chant breaks out as both competitors get up and Wilmer hits Jade with a big atomic drop, dropping her down on the mat in a heap!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer Patacky with big offence right now trying to put right what went wrong last week! Amazingly Michael Rissi has banned Shane Trudex from this match or ringside at all which will help Wilmer’s chances!
Steve White: The ONLY reason Jade won last week was because of Shane Trudex’s interference! Now that Shane is banned it looks like Wilmer is fully controlling Jade and this match!
Wilmer picks Jade up and whips her into the corner! Wilmer runs up for a corner clothesline but Jade jumps up and Wilmer runs into her boot! Jade gets up on the top rope then jumps off, hitting Wilmer with a diving axe handle to the head! The fans are on their feet and Jade springs up! She bounces off of the ropes and runs up for a clothesline but Wilmer ducks her! She rebounds and Wilmer takes her out with a spinning back-fist, sending Jade flipping in the air and crashing on the mat! Wilmer quickly covers her!
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Chuck Thompson: Wilmer almost winning it right then and there! He is all over Jade and right now he’s doing a great job of controlling this match!
Steve White: Jade has hit some moves but she hasn’t really got much in! Wilmer is dominating the majority of this match and without Trudex, Jade is gonna have to think quick!
Wilmer gets up. He shakes his head then grabs Jade’s legs! The fans go nuts and he points to the sky! Wilmer twists Jade around and locks her in the figure four leg lock! The fans go wild as Jade screams in pain! She tries to get out of it but Wilmer has it in tight and Jade screams! She’s about ready to tap out but holds on! She screams and Wilmer tightens! She goes to tap the mat but reaches to the ropes and edges closer, grabbing the ropes getting a Rope Break from the ref! Wilmer is forced to break the hold. He gets up and Jade tries to use the ropes to get to her feet. Wilmer runs up and knees her off of the ropes! She stumbles to the center and Wilmer scoops Jade up on his shoulder! Jade elbows the shit out of Wilmer’s face and gets down to her feet! She pushes Wilmer right into the corner!
Chuck Thompson: Jade fighting back but Wilmer may have already done too much damage! She doesn’t look too good right now!
Steve White: Jade is fighting back as best she can right now but Wilmer just seems to have her outclassed and seems to be getting up after everything she throws at him!
Jade runs up and hits Wilmer with a running spear into the corner! The fans are on their feet for the action but Jade catches some heat! Jade taunts the fans and then Wilmer then runs up and hits Wilmer with Bronco Buster in the corner! The fans are on the feet and Jade pulls Wilmer out of the corner and drops him in the center! She hooks both Wilmer’s legs and grabs his tights!
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Chuck Thompson: Jade with the tights and she almost stole that one on Wilmer, Steve!!
Steve White: Wilmer was still too quick for Jade but I have to say Jade is fighting back tough now and is doing a great job!
Wilmer with a big kick out and the fans cheer! The ref makes sure Jade is honest as he thought he saw her holding the tights but she says she wasn’t. Jade goes to pick Wilmer up but he elbows her in the side then springs her off of the ropes! She bounces back and Wilmer hits her with a big powerslam! Wilmer runs up and gets to the second then top rope and springs off, going for a moonsault but Jade rolls out of the way and Wilmer crashes to the mat hard!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer with huge offense but Jade getting out of the way at the last second sending Wilmer to the mat hard! Can she capitalise!
Steve White: This is JUST what Jade needed! Is it enough though!?
Wilmer forces himself up to his feet and turns around but Jade capitalizes on his grogginess and hits him with a big roundhouse to the head! Wilmer is down and Jade falls on him, hooking both legs!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and STILL the Showtime Champion… Jade!
Jade rolls out of the ring and laughs as the fans boo! She grabs her title belt and gets to the top of the stage as Wilmer sits up holding the back of his head with a mean look on his face! Jade holds her title belt high and smirks as we fade to a commercial.
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs bring the mic to her lips, ready to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall!
"Carnival Of Darkness" plays on the sound system. The lights go out. They come back on with Jace, Angus and Andre stood in the centre of the ring. They look around at the crowd menacingly as the carnival music hits full swing. Jace barks orders at Andre and Angus as they wait.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Challengers… Jace and Andre… CRAZE!
Patricia Downs: And next their opponents… First… One half of the Challenge Champions… Aubree Celeste!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And finally her partner for tonight… She is the other half of the Challenge Champions… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING
Match #3: Zoe McDraven & Aubree Celeste (c) vs. CRAZE
The match begins and Aubree starts out with Andre and the two lock up in the center of the ring! Aubree hits Andre with wild knees to the side then tosses him in the corner! Aubree tries for a corner clothesline but Andre moves and Aubree hits the corner! Andre wants a roll up but Aubree elbows and kicks Andre off of her! The two lock up again and Aubree elbows Andre right in the face! Aubree scoops Andre up but Andre slides off of her back and dropkicks Aubree right into the corner again! Aubree gets up, holding her shoulder until Andre jumps up and dropkicks her down to the mat! Andre does a weird and eerie salute to Jace, letting Aubree recover.
Steve White: Andre is doing great since joining this mysterious Jace fellow. They are very scary that’s for sure but Andre looks like he is doing pretty well in this one !
Chuck Thompson: Jace and CRAZE are fucking weirdo psychotic assholes! Look at them, look at the way they act and look what they did last week. Angus and Andre must be completely brainwashed by this Jade weirdo to have joined up for this!
Aubree gets up and Andre gets her in a headlock! Andre switches to a wristlock and Aubree cries out in pain but Aubree pulls Andre forward and hits Andre with big shoulder thrusts! Aubree then hugs Andre and hits him with a big powerful belly to belly! Jace tries to swipe at Aubree as she gets to the corner but Aubree dodges Jace then elbows him across the face! Jace goes apeshit and tries to get in the ring but the ref stops him! Aubree smirks but Andre takes her leg out from behind! Aubree gets up but gets hit with a spinning kick from Andre! Andre grabs her legs but Aubree fights and kicks him off! Aubree gets up and swings but Andre ducks it dropkicks Aubree into the corner! Zoe tags and the fans go nuts! Aubree nods and gestures she needs time to regroup as Zoe flies in!
Steve White: Zoe running into this one with a lot, knowing she just got gold back and knowing the titles are on the line right now, especially against such a mysterious force!
Chuck Thompson: Jace looks pissed off after Aubree hit him on the apron there! Look at how sick this guy looks, I don’t want to see him in the ring, he’s freaky!
Andre and Zoe lock up! Zoe easily over powers Andre, hitting him with a snap suplex! They get up and Zoe flip bottoms Andre then propels him into the ropes with a catapult! Andre is groggy and Zoe leaps through the air, hitting him with a high jump kick! Andre is rocked and falls into his corner where he desperately tags in Jace! Jace runs in and swings but Zoe ducks him then on rebound, Zoe hoists Jace on her back and plummets him with a big fisherman suplex! The fans are going nuts as both get up and Zoe hits Jace with an armdrag! Jace is pissed but falls victim to another armdrag as he gets to his feet!
Steve White: Jace was looking tough there but now Zoe is really taking it to him! Zoe is on fire right now!
Chuck Thompson: Jace certainly scary and impressive but right now Zoe is in the Zone!
Zoe spins a kick into Jace’s guts on his way back! Zoe bounces off of the ropes and goes for a running move but he lifts her into a massive powerslam! The fans go wild for the action as Jace picks Zoe up! Zoe punches Jace in the face a couple of times but Jace whips Zoe and pulls her back into a massive lariat! Jace starts to laugh eerily as the crowd is freaked out and he starts to dance around a downed Zoe. Zoe tries to get up but Jace wildly starts stomping on her as the fans boo him! Jace goes down and covers!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Now Jace is looking impressive and really fighting back hard! Zoe is down but she’s not out! It takes a lot more than that to stop Zoe McDraven and she wants to keep these titles bah gawd!
Chuck Thompson: Jace is impressive, much more than Andre and Angus but is it enough to win these titles. You have to remember its elimination rules! What a match this is turning into!
Zoe kicks out and Jace picks her up by her hair, hitting her with a big scoopslam! Jace grabs her by her hair and looks for his finisher but Zoe nabs Jace in his ribs and gets out of his grasp! Zoe turns around only to get a big boot to the face! Zoe falls in the corner and Aubree tags back in! Aubree nods at Zoe again, running in and hitting Jace with a crossbody!
Steve White: Aubree back in it! Now she’s recovered and looking to get a better start to this match than she had before!
Chuck Thompson: The team of Zoe and Aubree seems to be exciting and the fans love it but can they last tonight and keep these titles or will CRAZE take them in their first defence?!
The fans are going wild and Jace runs up and knocks Aubree down with a shoulder… He goes for another but Aubree spins a massive kick into his head and sends him to the mat! We can hear Jace laughing while he’s down and everyone is confused, as he doesn’t try to get back up. Aubree wastes no time, springing off of the top rope and hitting him with a big moonsault! Jace rolls up to a knee but Aubree hits him with a Shinning Wizard! Aubree has seen enough and hits Jace with a massive Goddess Slam, destroying Jace as she covers!
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Patricia Downs: Jace has been eliminated from CRAZE via pinfall!
Steve White: Aubree fulfills her task in this match and gets the pinfall for her side now it’s up to Zoe to get a submission to retain!
Chuck Thompson: It’s not over yet, it’s all up to Andre! He now has to beat one competitor by pinfall and one by submission to win the titles!
Aubree and Zoe aren’t foolish and Aubree stays in locking up with Andre as the fans go wild! They trade blows! Aubree hits Andre with a mean knee to the gut! He fires back with a thrust but she hits a high kick to his head! Andre stumbles around! He fires an STO but Aubree sidesteps and tags in Zoe! The fans go WILD! Andre turns back around and goes for another STO! Aubree sidesteps that and he runs right into Zoe who gets him around the neck and locks in Kinetic Energy! Great team work forces Andre to struggle in the hold! After a few seconds Zoe wrenches back some more! The fans go nuts with cheers but Jace runs back in with a barbwire baseball bat and smacks Zoe in the back with it!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… via Disqualification… and STILL the EHWF Challenge Champions… Zoe McDraven and Aubree Celeste!
Steve White: I can’t believe what an amazing match that turned out to be! Too bad it had to end like that! Aubree and Zoe work together so well and they retain against CRAZE here tonight in a great match by all parties! I think I’m gonna like these titles, Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: Wait! What the heck is that!? WHAT!?
Aubree helps Zoe up as Jace drags out Andre. Aubree and Zoe look pissed but as they look up they look in complete shock! The crowd gasps as Jace and Andre stand at the bottom of the ramp. Behind them along the ramp leading all the way up to the stage are a mass of clowns at least 30 or 40 of them!
Steve White: WHAT THE HECK ARE ALL THOSE FUCKING CLOWNS DOING OUT HERE?!
Chuck Thompson: It’s Jace and the dark carnival! CRAZE are here and they aren’t fucking around!
More clowns appear on the stage as Jace holds his arms out! Aubree and Zoe brace themselves and still looked shocked! The clowns don’t move and instead Jace holds the bat up and his arms out and laughs eerily as it echoes through the arena!
HAHAhahaHAHAhahaHAHA!
We come back to the feed where Alexander Corvis is waiting with his mic.
Alexander Corvis: Ladies and Gents sorry for that technical disruption before but we’re back on the air now! Joining me is my guest at this time… NEW EHWF Champion… Kevin Hunter… Kevin, how’re you doing?
Kevin Hunter walks into the frame with a smirk on his face and the title belts on his shoulders.
Kevin Hunter: Alexander… Lets just make this one quick all right…
Alexander Corvis: Kevin… You’re the new EHWF Champion now; you’re a double champion… How does it feel and how did it feel being left out of the discussion and encounter earlier tonight with names like Rissi, Sykes and others – it really seemed like you should have been out there as well?
Kevin Hunter: Let me just make one thing clear… I don’t have to be anywhere or associate with anyone to prove that I am the best because these title belts right here on my shoulder prove that already!
Alexander Corvis: So what about the claims that your win was just luck and the only reason you’re a double champion is because of how things fell at WAR and how you haven’t defended in a while?
Kevin Hunter scoffs as the fans watching on the tron cheer.
Kevin Hunter: Ha! Give me a break Corvis… I am the Alpha King and nothing was luck… I don’t need luck because I have skill and I am the EHWF Champion and no one can say otherwise… Not Creed, not Rissi and not Eli Sykes! NO ONE can take this away from me… The only thing I’m disappointed in is the pathetic teaming of two idiots I used to call my partners in Black Man and TQ Smooth. If they just had an ounce of talent in their useless bodies then they could have retained and WAR and I’d be a TRIPLE Champion right now… But, pathetic losers will always be just that… pathetic losers!
Alexander Corvis: And what about your Jr Heavyweight Champion defence against Jason Phoenix tonight? Do you think you can get the job done and retain the title that is currently under question?
Kevin Hunter: What a ridiculous question! Of course I’m going to retain against a no body like Jason Phoenix or whoever he is… Enough of these stupid questions, I have a main event to prepare for which is more than I can say for all those who doubted me and talked shit about me!
Hunter shoves Corvis out of the way and brushes past him, leaving the interview area as Corvis signals back to the arena.
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs bring the mic to her lips, ready to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is an over the top battle royal!
"Wreak Havoc" hits and brings the crowd to their feet!
OooOoooOoooOooooh!
They sing along as Bellicose emerges from the back clad in belted jeans, his boots and a leather jacket. He sheds the jacket on stage before making his way down the ramp bare-chested. As he walks around one side of the ring he pulls a cigarette and a lighter from his jean pocket and has a quick smoke, taking a few quick drags before handing the cigarette to a female fan. Shoving the lighter back into his pocket, climbs onto the apron and steps through the middle and top ropes. He leans leisurely on the ring ropes as he waits for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Colt Bellicose!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the top of the stage. T.Q comes out with the Showtime title around his waist as the fans boo as he walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. He slowly removes the EHWF Showtime championship from around his waist hoisting it in air has the fans erupt in more boos. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: And next… TQ Smooth!
The lights in the arena slightly fade as the intro to Demi-Gods plays. Strobe lights flash around the entrance way as Shane Trudex walks out giving it that strobe slow-mo effect. Sporting his long jacket and sunglasses, he stops looking out at the crowd before slightly opening his jacket revealing his muscular figure and raising his arm into the air. The strobe lights stop flickering and Trudex smirks as he takes his hands, brushing them across his ripped ab muscles. He slowly walks towards the ring, ignoring and dodging any hand slap attempts from the crowd. Once he reaches the ring, he climbs the steel stairs, and slowly paces across the ring apron before spinning and leaning back against the ropes, bouncing against them. He slowly steps through the ropes, removing his jacket as he enters the ring. He walks over to the corner and climbs up onto the turnbuckle before motioning towards his god-like physique as he raises his arm into the air again with that slight smirk on his face. He leaps down to the ring apron and removes his sunglasses, handing them outside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next… Shane Trudex!
TQ, Bellicose and Trudex are all in the ring, arrogantly smirking and jeering at one another as the fans boo them. Their arrogance is on high as they taunt each other and the fans all believing they will win the contest. Before Conner’s music can start and the match can begin, Mazzio rushes through from the crowd and slides in the ring, confusing the three men!
Steve White: Wait! Hold the match! That’s Mazzio! He’s not in this following contest… What the heck is he doing out here!
TQ Smooth is outraged and demands Mazzio leave! TQ spits on the mat and starts to ark up but Mazzio explodes in front of him and knocks him out cold with an Iron Punch! The fans go wild! The ref is outraged and starts to rage! Trudex and Bellicose are pissed off!
Steve White: Mazzio just came outta nowhere and knocked out TQ! He’s gonna ruin this match, what the heck is Mazzio doing out here right now?
Bellicose goes to get in Mazzio’s face but Mazzio knees him in the gut! Mazzio then tosses him out of the ring and dumps him on his head on the outside as the fans are going wild! Trudex tries to come behind Mazzio but Mazzio is faster and appears behind Trudex, knocking him out and over the top rope with a massive Iron Punch! The fans are all on their feet as the three men are left in a heap outside the ring! Conner Creed doesn’t appear!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! This match is surely fucked now! The aggression and power of Mazzio has squashed these three men! Why the heck did he do it?
The fans are going nuts! Some EMT’s come down and Mazzio grabs a mic then waits for the fans to quiet down.
Mazzio: Unfortunately I don’t feel like waiting any longer to have my match with the Thor Family. I’m not going to sit through this and wait another second to get my hands on them! THOR’S COME OUT NOW! REF, START THE MATCH!
The ref shrugs at Patricia who gets in the ring somewhat apprehensively.
Patricia Downs: Th-This following contest is a 4 on 1 handicap match! Introducing first, already in the ring… Mazzio!
The Thor Family music hits! Thor, Sujir, Santara and Aaron Hudson all come out and look nervous. Santara tries to talk his family into a good mindset but it’s not clear if it’s working. They ignore the fans and the boos and make their way to the ring where Mazzio invites them in. They take a moment on the outside and look up at Mazzio. They get inside the ring and go to their corner and talk amongst themselves for a moment.
DING DING DING
Match #5: Mazzio vs. Sah’ta Thor & Sujir Thorn & Santara Thorn & Aaron Fredrick Hudson
The bell sounds and the four Thor’s surround Mazzio! The fans are on their feet as all four lunge at Mazzio but Mazzio avoids them all with amazing speed and appears behind them! They turn around and Santara pushes Sujir into battle! Sujir blindly runs at Mazzio but Mazzio triples his speed! Sujir stops in his tracks as Mazzio appears in front of him! Mazzio KO’s Sujir with a massive Iron Punch! The fans go nuts and the other Thor’s all jump back into their corner!
Patricia Downs: Sujir Thorn has been eliminated by Mazzio via Knockout!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! That speed is phenomenal! Mazzio with one punch just eliminated one member of the Thor Family and made this a 3 on 1 just like that!
Chuck Thompson: What the fuck is this guy?! Did you even see him move then Steve!?
Santara Thorn: You just made the biggest mistake of your life!!
Thor and Santara lunge at Mazzio who takes them both down with a double clothesline! Aaron Fredrick Hudson rolls out of the ring and legs it back up the ramp, ditching the Thor’s! Mazzio slides out of the ring and sprints at mind blowing speed, easily catching and mowing down Hudson! Mazzio brings Hudson back down the ramp and carries him to the ring where he tosses him into the ring post over and over again like a ragdoll! The Thor’s regain their composure in the ring and see Mazzio smashing Aaron on the outside! They look nevous! Mazzio then runs Aaron up and tosses him through the barricade on the outside! The ref comes over and looks at the wreckage outside, waving his arms!
Patricia Downs: Aaron Fredrick Hudson has been eliminated by Mazzio via Knockout!
Steve White: Fucking hell! Mazzio needs to tone it down a bit, this guy is gonna kill the Thor’s at this rate! Just throw in the towel Thor!
Chuck Thompson: This dude seems like he’s had enough of Thor and his family once and for all but shit, does he need to be so brutal! He’s torn these guys apart here!
Sah’ta Thor: Father, lets get out of where while we still have the time!!
Santara dispels Thor’s request, gesturing that he’s a pussy! Mazzio slides in the ring and they back off! Santara looks like he’s about to leave the ring but he dashes at Mazzio! Santara suddenly freezes in the middle of the ring and Mazzio appears in front of him at great speed! Santara doesn’t move and Mazzio pokes a finger into his chest at a rapid speed! Santara coughs up some blood and his eyes roll into the back of his head! He collapses on the mat and Thor falls into the corner in shock, being the last Thor standing! He falls to his knees as Mazzio approaches him!
Patricia Downs: Santara Thor has been eliminated by Mazzio via Knockout!
Steve White: What the fuck was that! He just made Santara faint and cough up some blood with a quick poke?! This guy is a fucking beast!
Chuck Thompson: Santara was talking such a big game, why didn’t he try and dodge that, he had heaps of time!?
Sah’ta Thor: You did it! You’ve defeated my family. Those good for nothing moochers deserved what they had coming! There is no reason for us to keep fighting. We can move away from this negativity and these assholes and start a new faction! We can be the most powerful entity in wrestling if we team up…
Mazzio extends his hand and helps Thor up to his feet! Thor smiles but Mazzio hoists him overhead! Mazzio hits Thor with a massive Infinite Dismissal, then another, then another, then a forth then a fifth! Thor is unconscious by the time he takes the sixth and seventh and starts to bleed and froth at the mouth around eight and nine! The ref tells Mazzio to stop and he does at ten Infinite Dismissals! Thor is completely destroyed in a bloody mess in the center of the ring on top of his father!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Sah’ta Thor has been eliminated by Mazzio via Knockout… Therefore the winner of this match… Mazzio!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Mazzio tears through the entire Thor Family with ease! He brutalized them! He almost killed these fucking guys tonight! Can we get EMT’s out here NOW!!
Chuck Thompson: Fuck, I knew Mazzio was insanely strong but I didn’t know he had become THIS much stronger! What the fuck is he?
Santara Thorn: You’re finished Thor… You’re done, wrestling and EHWF won’t have to waste any more time on you… Never resurrect again.
Mazzio leaves the ring as the fans are going BESERK! EMT’s rush down to the ring and Mazzio makes his way to the stage to look out at the screaming fans as we fade out to a commercial break!
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs bring the mic to her lips, ready to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall!
"Bad Guy" by Eminem hits the speakers and a booing crowd stand to their feet as they start chanting, "go away."
Mike Smith walks out from the back with Crystal Taylor at his side. She turns toward him and starts clapping as he perches his hands on his waist, staring at the booing crowd. Christian Taylor jogs out from the back and he hops on Mike Smith's back with his legs fastening around his midsection. He raises his right fist to the ceiling and shouts, "we the bomb, bitches!" Remaining on Mike Smith's back, Mike showing his true strength as he continues to walk normally down the ramp with Crystal beside him. They pass the fans as Christian pretends to want to backhand the booing fans. Once they make it to the bottom of the ramp, Christian hops off Mike's back onto the apron and climbs up to the second rope, kneeling his knee on the top turnbuckle, looking through the audience. Mike pulls himself up on the apron and steps over the second rope. He walks to the middle of the ring as Crystal hustles up the steel stairs and dips down under the second rope as Christian backflips off the turnbuckle. He stands on the bottom rope and leans over the rope, blowing a kiss to the booing fans as Crystal smirks at her husband while standing beside Mike Smith in the middle of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Challengers… Beauty and The Beast!
The opening piano beings and slowly transitions to the opening riff of Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold. The fans elevate to their feet as The Vigilante, Xander Pierce, steps out onto the stage, wearing his usual wrestling attire. He raises his arms up to the sky and basks in the glory. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, greeting a few fans here and there as he reaches the ring. Leaping up onto the steel steps, he walks across the ring edge motioning for the crowd to continue their prayers. He leaps over the ring ropes and poses in the center of the ring before moving to a corner of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next their opponents… First… Xander Pierce!
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the curtain and out on to the stage, followed by Hannah Walters, who has the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two make their way down the ramp, bombarded by a wave of boo's from the crowd. Sykes and Walters ignore the crowd and stay on their path. When they reach ringside, Eli Sykes hops up onto the apron while Hannah Walters makes her way around, climbing the steel steps. Eli Sykes sits on the middle rope and lifts the top rope, and Hannah Walters steps through them. Eli Sykes follows her between the ropes and the two meet in the center of the ring. Hannah Walters hands Eli Sykes the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hoists it above his head and proceeds to yell inaudible things at the crowd, who continue to boo him. He hands the World Heavyweight Championship back to Hannah Walters, who then displays it while Eli Sykes taunts the crowd some more. Hannah Walters plants a kiss on Eli Sykes' cheek, then exits the ring while Sykes waits for his match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And finally his partner… Eli Sykes!
DING DING DING
Match #6: Xander Pierce & Eli Sykes vs. Beauty and the Beast
The match begins, as Eli demands his starts the match off! He locks up with Taylor but Taylor starts hitting Eli with big knees to the gut! Smith cheers him on and Taylor gets Eli in an arm hold as Eli yells out in pain! Taylor hammers down on Eli Sykes’ back with massive forearms then tosses him into the corner! Taylor runs at Eli but Eli jumps up and Taylor runs right into his boot! Taylor runs at him again but Eli dives out of the way and Taylor runs into the corner!
Steve White: Eli Sykes getting on top of Taylor right now with some heavy offense!
Chuck Thompson: They were fighting pretty even but it looks like Eli is coming out on top. It looks as if Eli has a lot to prove since losing the EHWF Championship last week!
Eli runs up and hits Taylor with a corner high knee! Eli runs Taylor out of the corner and hits him with a bulldog in the center of the ring! Eli gets up and runs over at Smith, elbowing him off of the apron and sending him into the barricade outside! The fans are going wild as Eli runs up and punts Taylor in the side! Eli lines Taylor up but Xander blind tags himself into the match!
Steve White: Xander getting at Eli by blind tagging into this one!!
Chuck Thompson: We knew these two were going to get under each others skin but we didn’t know how long it was going to take.
Xander and Eli argue but Xander smirks and the ref tells Eli to get out. Eli gets to the apron and Xander picks up Taylor, hitting him with a big scoopslam in the center of the ring! Xander runs up and springs off of the second rope then hits Taylor with a moonsault! Taylor gets up, hurt and groggy as Xander hits him with a springboard elbow! The fans are on their feet!
Steve White: Xander has Taylor right where he wants him! It doesn’t look good for these two rookies right now!
Chuck Thompson: Taylor and Smith really need this win though. They haven’t been too impressive since their debut and they need to get some big wins!
Taylor gets up and stumbles around! Xander runs up and boots him in the gut! He grabs Taylor and pulls him in and looks directly at Eli. Xander smiles as he hits Taylor with Destination X! The fans go nuts and Taylor is destroyed on the mat! Xander hooks the far leg of Taylor while looking directly at Eli!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Xander Pierce and Eli Sykes!
The fans are going nuts! Taylor rolls out and into the arms of Smith as the two walk away defeated. Eli and Xander continue to stare each other down. Xander shakes his head and turns away to celebrate with the crowd but Eli gets into the ring and runs up from behind! Xander quickly turns around and superkicks a running Eli in the jaw before he can attack! Eli is out cold on the canvas!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Superkick from Xander and he just took Eli Sykes out! Eli must be out cold! Can we get a medic or someone to check him?!!
Chuck Thompson: Eli wanted to get one over on Xander but it cost him!
Xander stands over the downed Eli Sykes and shakes his head as the fans go nuts and we fade out to a commercial.
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs bring the mic to her lips, ready to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Jr Heavyweight Championship!
The lights dim down low as it becomes almost filled with blackness; smoking starts to fill the ringside area as well as the entrance ramp, and two figures appear out from the back. “Violence Fetish” is now playing throughout the sound system as the video upon the wrestling-tron begins to play the living legend’s entrance video. The fans waste of no time to cheer the moment Jason Phoenix’s video is playing. The lights slowly turn to white as Jason Phoenix is seen on the ramp with his lovely wife Morgan Alvertez. Morgan plays with her hair as her opposing hand is on his arm. The pair starts down the ramp as Morgan scowls at the cheering fans. They walk down the ramp slowly and stiffly as there appears to be no emotion in the eyes of Jason Phoenix. They make their way down to the ring and Morgan Alvertez walks over to Jason’s corner as Jason slowly creeps up the stairs. He stops at the top and he glares across the ring. He tilts his down and starts onto the apron. He stops at the beginning of the apron and steps over the second rope. He enters the ring and slowly walks to the middle of the ring. He turns back to the ramp area as he starts rubbing his hands together as the smoke clears, the lights turn back on, the entrance video quits playing, and his music fades. He tilts his head up and stares at the entrance ramp as he waits for his next victim.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Challenger… Jason Phoenix!
Kevin Hunter comes out to the stage. He makes his way down the ramp and gets in the ring, waiting for the match to start. The fans give a mixed reaction as he looks around and unfastens his title belt to give to the ref.
Patricia Downs: And next… He is the EHWF and Jr Heavyweight Champion… Kevin Hunter!
DING DING DING
Main Event: Kevin Hunter (c) vs. Jason Phoenix
The bell sounds and both men instantly lock up! Phoenix gets a few punches in but Hunter strikes back with some knees to the gut! Hunter tosses Phoenix into the corner then follows up with a big corner clothesline! Phoenix stumbles around and Hunter takes him down with a big lariat! Phoenix is right back up and swings but Hunter blocks it and then pushes Phoenix back, hitting him with a big dropkick! They both get up and Hunter knees Phoenix in the midsection then scoops him up and slams him down on the mat hard!
Steve White: Jason Phoenix is being treated like a child by Kevin Hunter here tonight! Hunter definitely has some more confidence ever since he won the world title!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter is a double champion and is doing amazing at the moment. He needs to keep it that way though because half the damn locker room is about to come after him!
Hunter yanks Phoenix up to his feet and gets him in an abdominal stretch! Phoenix screams in pain for a while but he’s able to reach for the ropes! Hunter keeps it locked in until the ref counts until four then he releases him and knees him in the midsection once again, this time following up with some big shoulder thrusts to the gut! The fans are on their feet as Hunter whips Phoenix into the ropes! On the rebound Hunter hits Phoenix with a massive powerslam! The fans cheer for the action as Hunter gets up and taunts Phoenix while he tries to recover!
Steve White: And the champ is wasting little time, embarrassing Jason Phoenix here tonight! Hunter likes being a double champion and doesn’t want to give up that feeling so soon!
Chuck Thompson: It looks like Phoenix is getting destroyed here tonight! He can’t get a move in, Hunter is just all over him!
Phoenix finally gets up and Hunter boots him in the gut then rakes his eyes! Hunter grabs Phoenix by the throat but Phoenix slaps out of his grip then elbows him in the face! Phoenix headbutts the shit out of Hunter and scoops him up on his shoulder! Hunter pushes off of Phoenix and gets to his feet! Phoenix wildly swings but Hunter ducks him! Phoenix turns around and gets hit with a massive Killer Effect! The fans are on their feet as Hunter makes quick work of Phoenix and covers him!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and STILL the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Kevin Hunter!
Steve White: Hunter does it! He makes quick work of Phoenix, retains and remains double champion!
Hunter flips the booing fans off. Hunter then looks down at a coughing and spluttering Phoenix on the mat! Hunter goes to pick him up but as he does the fans start to go nuts and Xander Pierce slides in the damn ring! Pierce runs up and boots Hunter in the back, sending him into the ropes!
Steve White: It’s Xander fucking Pierce! He’s saving the day yet again!
Hunter regains his bearings and shakes his head. Xander stances and the two men get ready. Hunter gets off of the ropes and goes to approach Xander but from outta nowhere Conner Creed slides in and hits Hunter with a Clothesline From Hell! The fans go NUTS!
Steve White: CREED! CREED! He’s not done either! Bah Gawd!
Creed and Xander are weary of each other but don’t pose any threat to each other. Creed looks as if he’s about to grab Hunter again but Hunter rolls out of the ring and backs up the ramp. Just before he reaches the stage, Eli Sykes comes out! The fans go wild! Eli’s leg is taped up and his jaw is all wrapped up but he has a sledge hammer in hand and Hannah Walters behind him! Kevin Hunter stops in his tracks and is caught in the middle of the ramp!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Everyone is after Kevin Hunter! This is incredible!
Chuck Thompson: All these men seem to have a beef or a vendetta against Hunter and the EHWF Championship if not themselves as well!
Hunter looks at both groups – one on the stage and two in the ring. He shakes his head as they all threaten him. Hunter mouths off at them.
Steve White: Well ladies and gents that’s all we’ve got time for this week! Join us next week when we get to the bottom of all of this and see just who wants Hunter and the EHWF Championship more! Good night ladies and gents, we’ll see you next week. Be safe!
We see the four men as we pan out from the intense standoff. We fade to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.