Post by EHWF Management on Dec 8, 2016 4:52:09 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the stage where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of EHWF Last Rites "Black Beatles” by Rae Sremmred, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to EHWF Last Rites! The last main PPV event for 2016 is here and what a year it has been! We’ve seen some amazing stuff go down in 2016! We’ve seen the dominance of Blaise, the reign of Eli Sykes, the terror of Bloodline and the tyranny of the CPM! Tonight will we see the beginning of the end for the era of Kevin Hunter as Dunn and Pierce team up in the main event to take on The Beauty and the Beast with the winning team winning an opportunity to fight for the EHWF Championship! I can’t wait for this one!
Chuck Thompson: Dunn and Pierce have definitely become an unlikely and unique alliance and I love it! Two of the most popular, action packed and fast paced start in EHWF teaming up to take on the new and brash arrogance of The Beauty and The Beast! This one is going to be amazing but you can’t forget about the Tag Team Championship match with Wilmazzio taking on the returing former champions, The Monstimals! The Monstimals are pissed but Wilmazzio are dangerous and are not looking to have their titles taken away from them this early!
Steve White: The power Mazzio showed last week against both Raab and McPherson was jaw dropping and amazing! There is no doubt that The Monstimals will have a challenge this time and it won’t be easy for them unlike all of their other tag team battles! This one is going to go off the chain and it’s set to be one of our most exciting co-main events of all time! You never know, the match of the year could be right here!
Chuck Thompson: Kevin Hunter may not be in the main event defending his EHWF Championship tonight but he will be defending his Jr Heavyweight Championship against Zoe McDraven and Aubree Celeste! Zoe and Aubree have become somewhat close recently but now who knows what will happen as it’s everyone for themselves tonight!
Steve White: What a night we have planned for everyone tonight! I can’t wait to get started Chuck. Really, this PPV is going to go off the hook! Last main PPV for 2016 and it’s going to be incredible! Lets start the show!
We pan down as Patricia Downs comes into the ring with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is set for one fall and is for the Showtime Championship!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The challenger… Conner Creed!
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN BLADE!
Trumpets hit and the fans go wild with boos as Blade runs out and salutes for some reason. Blade dances around and sprints down to the ring, sliding in and dancing around as he gets booed!
Patricia Downs: And next… He is the Showtime Champion… John Blade!
DING DING DING
The bell rings and the two men meet up in the center of the ring. Creed just looks at Blade and starts busting out in laughter. Blade shoves Creed back, getting a pop from the crowd while waving his hand in his face.
John Blade: You can't see me!
Creed looks down at where Blade had just touched him, then looks back up at Blade.
Chuck Thompson: Did John Blade really just do that? Why would he do that!?
Steve White: I believe he did, Chuck. And I have no clue why he would do that.
Chuck Thompson: Because his name is John Blade, Steve! That's why!
Blade winds back and throws a big right hand at Creed, but Creed easily ducks under it. Creed turns Blade around and then knocks him down with a big right hand of his own! Blade drops down and rolls over onto his stomach. Creed steps back, lining Blade up for a big move as he starts to climb up to his hands and knees.
Steve White: Well, Creed saw right through John Blade's taunt! And now it looks like he might be looking to end it quickly!
Blade gets to his feet, but is hunched over. Creed charges at Blade, jumping up and putting his right foot on the back of Blade's head. Right when you think he's about to hit the Curb Stomp, Blade lifts up and launches a surprised Creed into the air!
Chuck Thompson: And his name is John Blade saw right through that Curb Stomp, Steve! And there it is! BLADATUDE ADJUSTMENT!
Blade catches Creed in midair on his shoulders, lifting him back up into the air and slamming Creed down on his back with a big Bladatude Adjustment! The crowd is shocked as Blade goes for the pin!
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KICKOUT!
Steve White: Creed kicked out of that Bladitude Adjustment out of nowhere!
Chuck Thompson: How in the hell did he do that!? That Creed is one tough son of a bitch! Impossible!
Blade rolls over, sitting up in shock as he looks at the referee, making sure it was only two. His eyes are wide and he just sits there. That was the move that won him the Showtime Championship, no one ever kicks out of the Bladatude Adjustment! Creed climbs back up to his feet as Blade is still in shock. Creed shakes his head before charging right at Blade, booting him right in the back of the head! He lifts Blade up to his feet. Creed grabs Blade by his wrist before pulling him in for a huge standing lariat!
Steve White: Standing Clothesline From Hell! Blade is down!
Chuck Thompson: This can't be happening!
Creed goes for the cover!
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KICKOUT!
Creed wastes no time in getting up and pulling Blade up to his feet by his arm. He pulls him in and hits another huge standing lariat! He still has a hold of Blade's arm! He pulls Blade up for another standing lariat! And another! And another!
Steve White: Stop the Goddamn match! He's going to kill John Blade!
Chuck Thompson: But his name is John Blade, Steve! HIS NAME IS JOHN BLADE, DAMN IT! HE CAN'T LOSE!
Creed finally releases Blade's arm as the referee goes to check on Blade. He asks him if he's still able to continue, and Blade refuses to back down! The referee says the match will go on! Creed shakes his head as he lifts Blade back up to his feet. Blade gets a sudden burst of energy and hits Creed with a quick left. Then a right. Left. Right! Left! As he's going for another right, Creed suddenly kicks him in the gut! Blade hunches over in pain! Creed then lifts Blade up, positioning him over his head and then lifts him up by his arms before slamming him down into the mat!
Steve White: Crucifix Powerbomb! That has to be the final nail in the coffin, Chuck!
Chuck Thimpson: NOOO!!!!!
Creed makes the cover!
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DING DING DING!
The crowd is going nuts as Creed climbs up to his feet.
Patricia Downs: Your winner, and NEW EHWF Showtime Champion...Conner Creed!
The referee hands the EHWF Showtime Championship to Creed. Creed looks down at the belt. He cracks a smile before lifting it up into the air. The crowd is still going nuts! Creed looks down at Blade, who is starting to try and climb back up to his feet by using the ropes for help. A look of anger flashes across Creed's face as he rolls out of the ring.
Chuck Thompson: It's okay, John! Climb up to your feet! You can still fight another day and regain your gold!
Steve White: I wouldn't say that, Steve...
Creed rolls back into the ring after grabbing his baseball bat that was leaning up against the steps! He drops the Showtime Championship on the ground. Creed taps the bat twice against both of his boots as Blade has made it back up to his feet. Blade stumbles back a step before catching his balance. He looks relieved, as he smiles out at the cheering crowd, believing they are cheering for him. He then turns around to see Creed charge right at him! Creed swings the bat, nailing Blade right in the forehead and Blade goes down hard!
Steve White: Swing, batter batter...sa-wing!
Chuck Thompson: NO! How can you be making jokes right now, Steve!? John Blade is an all-American hero, dammit!
Blade is laid out, bleeding out from the fresh wound on his forehead from that big hit! Creed brings the bat close to his face, closely examining it. He walks over to the corner and grabs Blade's t-shirt. Creed uses the shirt to clean off Blade's blood from his bat before he slings the bat up to where it's resting on his shoulder. He picks up the Showtime Championship and climbs out of the ring. Medics are checking on Blade as we cut to a video package for the Jr Heavyweight Championship match.
The crowd had just died down after the last bout that they had witnessed. Unexpectedly, they rise to their feet once more as “Rollin” by Limp Bizket hits the PA. Not a mere moment surpasses before “The Blackest Man in all wrestling,” Black Man, hits the stage with his two fists raised in the air. It has been a few weeks since Black Man has appeared on EHWF television and his last match was over 4 months prior.
Diligently, he walks down the ramp, his yellow brimmed Oakleys hanging off the tip of his nose, just so he can glance out into the crowd when he nodded his head to the fans and emerge himself in the cheers and boos that followed. Finally making his way into the ring, Black Man enters through the middle rope and is handed a microphone which he gingerly shuffled between hands waiting for the fans to quite down.
His pressed black Armani suit, tailored specifically for him, drapes his figure as he finally mounts the microphone to his lips to speak.
Black Man: Well hello there Melbourne, Australia!
His voice echoes against the rafters as the fans cheer for their home country being mentioned.
Black Man: I know what you are all thinking. I know that most of you hate my guts after everything I did, everything I accomplished for Brandon Bash and his groupies. I cannot apologize for my actions and I am not here to seek forgiveness for what I had done. No folks, I am here for something bigger. As most of you are aware, I haven’t been seen on EHWF programming for a few weeks now and my last match was about 4 months back. A few weeks ago I got a call from Management asking what my intentions were now that Brandon Bash was out of power. Honestly, I don’t give a flying fuck about Brandon Bash and never have. You see, I was not buddies with Bash. We had a business arrangement and I took full advantage of it. Under the Bash Empire I became something I never had accomplished on my own, a tag team champion.
When I returned to EHWF last year, I came back wanting to destroy Eli Sykes. It is not secret that we hate each others guts. My plans were to end his title reign and rule the EHWF again. But what happened, after the rumble were I finished 3rd, something changed. I had to watch the same boring shit over and over again with James Champ and Blaise and Eli which put the ratings of EHWF in the shitter. Now I am not saying I would have done better, but I did know I needed to change gears or else my time here would have been a waste. So, TQ and I went for the tag gold and we dominated. I captured another title to add to my resume and we were happy with our position on the roster.
You all know that things need to come to an end eventually. Eli’s title reign did, my tag team title reign did and I was left without a purpose. I never meant to be a bad guy for you all. I was just doing what I felt right. Which brings me to why I am out here tonight at Last Rites. Every time I left EHWF I never got to give a proper good bye. Whether it be an injury or just me taking time off I always knew that I would be returning one day.
However, this time it is different.
The fans let out a cheer.
Black Man: This time ladies and gentlemen, I am going to do it right. I have decided to officially retire from the EHWF and the family that I have formed with each and every one of you. At my age, after all I have accomplished inside and outside of the ring, my story needs to come to an end. It has been a great honor and pleasure entertaining you all, whether you booed or cheered each night I stood out here in this very ring. I got the most joys of my life in this wrestling ring and I was proud to call it my home. Now, it is time for me to finally step away for good. There will be no Black Man sightings back stage, no runs ins with me in the parking lot and no folks, I will not be asked to come back to be a GM or owner again. This is really goodbye.
During my time here I have done a lot. I am a 2-time Mayhem champion, a one-time Anarchy champion, a one time tag team champion, the leader of the Corporate Powers and a General Manager of Mayhem. It was a great pleasure to serve you in each and every way I could. I thank you all for your patience with me, your time supporting me and your admiration for this industry.
I wish you all the best, I wish you nothing but happiness and I wish you have one hell of a night at Last Rites. Thank you and goodnight.
Black Man tosses the microphone to the side, the fans still standing in confusion that Black Man was finally calling it quits. “Rollin” hit once more as Black Man proceeded from the ring, a tear in his eye, and headed back up the ramp leaving the EHWF one last time for good.
We pan down as Patricia Downs comes into the ring with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is set for one fall ant it is for the Jr Heavyweight Championship!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The challengers… Zoe McDraven!
Patricia Downs: And next… Aubree Celeste
Kevin Hunter comes out to boos as he hold his title belts up and makes his way down the ramp, ignoring the garbage thrown at him. Hunter gets inside the ring and waits for the bell to sound!
Patricia Downs: And finally… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Kevin Hunter!
DING DING DING
The bell rings and Aubree is instantly on top of Kevin Hunter, striking him with rights and lefts and forcing him into the corner! Hunter shoves Aubree off of him and to the ground but Aubree is right back up and rams Hunter into the corner again! She hits him with a few corner thrusts before he comes back with a big pound to her back! Aubree stumbles off of him and he boots her in the midsection! She comes back with a quick uppercut but he’s able to hit her with a big shoulder block to the mat! Hunter doesn’t get a second to react as Zoe McDraven dropkicks him in the chest! Hunter goes down but gets right back up only to get another dropkick down to the mat from Zoe!
Steve White: Well it looks like both Zoe and Aubree are taking it to Hunter right now and they’re doing a heck of a job! One picks up where the other leaves off and I have to say it’s a good strategy!
Chuck Thompson: True BUT Aubree and Zoe aren’t necessarily working together. They just haven’t attacked each other yet. This is a triple threat there can only be one winner and one champ at the end of this!
Zoe goes to pick Hunter up but Hunter ain’t havin’ it! Hunter knees Zoe in the gut then whips her into the corner! Hunter then follows up on Zoe with a big corner clothesline! Hunter spots Aubree getting up so he hits Aubree with a big kick to the back of her leg and takes her down! Zoe comes forward and forces a lock up with Hunter but Hunter dominates again and knees her in the gut, this time picking her up and scoopslamming her down hard in the center of the ring! Hunter goes for a cover!
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Steve White: Hunter is fighting back and now he’s dominating this match! Hunter is proving right now why he is the top guy and why he is a double champ!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter doing a boss job right now taking both of his opponents down and he may very well find another way to retain here tonight! This guy always finds a way it seems!
Hunter picks Zoe up and chops her in the chest! She falls against the ropes and Hunter lunges at her but Zoe ducks him! Zoe fires a kick but Hunter catches her leg and propels her into the ropes! Hunter swings on rebound but Zoe ducks and Hunter falls right into Aubree’s grasp! Aubree hoists Hunter up with a lot of strength and lifts him up high! As Hunter falls Zoe grabs his head and Aubree and Zoe hit Hunter with a big flapjack team move!
Steve White: MASSIVE team maneuver on Hunter from Zoe and Aubree and that’s just the opening they needed! Now they can even this match out a bit!
Chuck Thompson: All of ‘em are looking tired and that might have been a boss tag team move there but Zoe doesn’t look like she wants an alliance right now!
Zoe sees an opening and quickly takes out Aubree’s leg, she knows she’ll have to beat both if she wants to win! Zoe then gets Aubree in a butterfly submission and the fans go nuts! Aubree powers out of it but Zoe is ready and sidekicks Aubree in the side then moves behind her, locking her in Kinetic Energy! The fans go nuts for a moment but Aubree picks out of the hold and pushes Zoe away! Zoe comes back and Aubree hits her with a big lariat! Zoe is up again but again Aubree takes her out with a big lariat! Zoe is all disoriented and Aubree thinks she has the upper hand! Aubree swings but Zoe ducks her and bounces off of the ropes then hits Aubree with a big corkscrew body dive! Aubree is out and Zoe hits the mat!
Steve White: Zoe McDraven taking the lead in this match right now and it looks like she’s going to become the new champion! She has skyrocketed in this one folks!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe in control and it looks as if she’s using her head in this match tonight and not just her heart!
Aubree is down and Zoe looks proud! The fans are going NUTS as Zoe comes over to Aubree and picks her up to her knees but Aubree pushes Zoe off of her with great force! Zoe flies back into the center of the ring and goes to fall but Hunter is there waiting for her and hits her with a big Killer Effect! The fans go nuts and boo as Hunter smirks and covers Zoe!
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Patricia Downs: Zoe McDraven has been eliminated!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! The speed of Hunter! He just eliminates Zoe from this contest like that! How disappointing!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter is a sly and slimy prick! He might retain but look at the way he just set that all up! This guy isn’t as stupid as he looks!
The fans boo but Hunter eats it up! He then turns his attention to the hurt Aubree on the mat! He smirks and grabs her by the hair but as he picks her up Aubree starts hitting Hunter with mad lefts and rights then bounces off of the ropes and take Hunter down with a diving shoulder block! The fans are on their feet! Aubree runs up and springs off of the top rope and hits Hunter with a big moonsault! The crowd is so loud and Hunter stumbles around hurt! Aubree goes for a finisher but Hunter outta nowhere hits Aubree with a big boot to the skull! Both competitors fall!
Steve White: Hunter was seconds away from finishing Aubree and she somehow stayed alive but yet again Hunter takes control and takes her down! All he’s gotta do is get up and end this one!.
Chuck Thompson: Aubree trying her hardest to fight back some control in this one but Hunter is just too influential and seems to be too quick in this one!
They both get up but Hunter is fresher! He runs up and knees Aubree in the midsection then goes for Killer Effect but she pushes him away into the ropes! He comes back and she fires a superkick but he ducks it! They lock up again and again Hunter is quicker! He hits Aubree with a big European Uppercut and she stumbles back! Hunter runs another running big boot but she ducks it and Hunter ends up in the corner! Aubree fires a superkick but Hunter grabs her leg and spins her around!
Steve White: It’s over! Watch out!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter with a counter!
Hunter goes in for Killer Effect but again Aubree pushes off! Hunter comes back and she goes for Beautiful Goodbye but Hunter reverses it into a jumping cutter but Aubree gets out at the last second and goes for Lights Out! Hunter gets out of that and tries the Killer Effect once more but gets propelled against the ropes! When he comes back Aubree hoists him up high and hits him with the Goddess Clash! The fans go nuts and Aubree falls on Hunter!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the NEW Jr Heavyweight Champion… Aubree Celeste!
Aubree rolls up to her feet and can’t believe it. She’s exhausted and grabs the title, leaning on the ropes and looking into its face. Kevin Hunter rolls on the outside pissed off as he argues with a ref.
Steve White: Aubree Celeste does it! Somehow she pulls out the victory! Somehow Aubree Celeste has won this match by the skin of her hair!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter isn’t happy! This isn’t how he thought tonight would go! Now he just holds the EHWF Championship! HE specifically planned this night so he could continue into 2017 as a double champ!
Kevin Hunter is on the outside being led away by the ref. Aubree taunts him to come back in but the ref holds him. A hurt Zoe McDraven slides in from behind. The fans go wild while the two women have a stare down. Eventually they shake hands and embrace as the fans cheer. We fade out.
We pan down as Patricia Downs comes into the ring with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a tag team match and it is for the EHWF Tag Team Championships!
Monster and Animal I Have Become (mash up) by Skillet and Three Days Grace play over the sound system as Samuel McPherson and Lord Raab come through the curtain with Henry Losak behind them as they walk side by side together to the ring, ignoring the fans as they step over the top rope together while Henry goes through the middle rope. Raab and Samuel do a holdup in the ring with the fans booing on them as Henry steps out of the ring with Raab and Samuel stand in the ring waiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The challengers… The Monstimals!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Got Yours" by Yellowcard began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope. He would then throwing his right index finger into the air and yell out into the cheers from the crowd as "Got Yours" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, before he began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And next… Wilmer Patacky!
Young Kings hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big silhouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Mazzio!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and Wilmer Patacky stars the match out with McPherson. Wilmer gets in McPherson’s face but gets knocked down with a big right hand! Samuel picks up Wilmer and whips him into the corner! Samuel jumps up and down and runs into Wilmer with a big running shoulder! Wilmer is devastated from that impact and stumbles around but Samuel uppercuts him and sends him back into the corner! Samuel jumps around again and runs up but Wilmer moves and Samuel runs right into the corner! Samuel stumbles around in pain and Wilmer quickly takes out his leg!
Steve White: Samuel just brutalizing Wilmer but Wilmer able to stay alive and take Samuel down for a second! The Monstimals are pissed!
Chuck Thompson: The Monstimals look pretty angry since their return and they’re going to try their hardest to get their tag team gold back!
Wilmer gets on top of Samuel and locks him in a big headlock! Samuel simple swings Wilmer off of him! They both get up and Samuel swings a series of strikes but misses each one! Wilmer fires back and hits Samuel with big rights and lefts and quick kicks! Samuel is weakened and Wilmer bounces off of the ropes and goes for a big running move but Samuel jumps up and pushes Wilmer down from the air! The fans go nuts as Wilmer tries to get to his feet but Samuel picks Wilmer up and hits him with a big back body drop right on the mat! The fans cheer as Samuel covers!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Samuel completely dominating with his power advantage but Wilmer managers to stay alive in this one! What a contest!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer had some tough offense but Samuel is just too much for him right now!
Samuel isn’t happy and picks Wilmer up by his hair. Samuel pulls back for a big uppercut but Wilmer sidesteps out of it and starts hitting Samuel with his quick strikes and offense again! Wilmer hits Samuel with a big dropkick and Samuel hits the corner! Raab tags himself in and he’s PISSED! He rages in the ring and takes Wilmer down with a big clothesline! Wilmer gets up and gets a big uppercut from Raab! Wilmer tries to roll out of the ring but Raab yanks him to his feet and knees him in the gut then finishes him off with a big chokeslam! The fans are on their feet as Raab covers!
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ROPE BREAK!
Steve White: Rope break! Wilmer barely staying alive! This one would have been over!
Chuck Thompson: It just made Raab even angrier!
Wilmer gets his boot on the bottom rope and the fans lose it! Raab rages and picks Wilmer up, headbutting him away! Wilmer falls in the corner and Mazzio tags in! The fans go wild as Mazzio and Raab come in the ring together! Raab dashes off but Mazzio is faster and hits him with a massive spear! The fans go nuts as Raab gets up and Mazzio is all over him with rights and lefts that shake the ring! Raab yells out in pain as Mazzio fires his big shots! McPherson comes for the save but Mazzio sidesteps him and McPherson goes over the top rope to the outside! Rabb gets hoisted up and hit with a spinebuster by Mazzio!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Mazzio with all of that power and ability! He is tearing this match up right now and evening it out!
Chuck Thompson: This guy is a fucking beast! The Monstimals may have finally met someone as monstrous as them!
Raab isn’t having it and boots Mazzio square in the face as he gets up! Raab gets up and gets a big uppercut in on Mazzio! Mazzio fires a big right hand that rocks Raab but Raab bounces off of the rope and hits Mazzio with a diving takedown! Both men get up and Mazzio locks up with Raab! Mazzio overpowers Raab, lifting Raab overhead and slamming him down onto the corner, shaking the ring! The fans go nuts but get even louder as somehow Raab bursts out of the corner and boots Mazzio in the skull! On the outside McPherson tries to get back in the ring but Wilmer runs off of the apron and takes McPherson down with a big axe handle on the outside! The fan go nuts!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Mazzio with all of that power and ability! He is tearing this match up right now and evening it out!
Chuck Thompson: This guy is a fucking beast! The Monstimals may have finally met someone as monstrous as them!
Wilmer and Samuel get up but Samuel hits Wilmer with a big right hand! Back in the ring Mazzio stumbles to the center of the ring and Raab attacks him with big shots to his back! Mazzio elbows the fuck out of Raab and hits him with his massive right hands again! The fans go nuts as Mazzio springs Raab away and then hits him with a big spinebuster on return! Wilmer is able to dropkick Samuel in the face on the outside!
Steve White: Mazzio is incredible and has tipped the scales of this match while Wilmer deals with Samuel outside! What a match by these two teams!
Chuck Thompson: Just how fucking strong is Mazzio?!
Raab tries to stir to his feet and Mazzio lines him up! Samuel is reeling after the dropkick and watches Mazzio on the inside. Samuel acts as if he’s holding his head as he takes refuge on the announce table! Wilmer comes from behind him but Samuel grabs a steel chair and swings it, getting Wilmer right in the skull! The fans go nuts as Samuel hits Wilmer again with another chair shot and sends him to the ground! The ref sees and calls for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winners of this match via a Disqualification… and STILL the Tag Team Champions… Mazzio and Wilmer Patacky!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Samuel just goes apeshit after watching his brother get dominated and he costs his team the match!!
Losak is barking orders on the outside! Mazzio looks around confused as Wilmer tries to escape but Samuel tosses the chair at him and sends him back to the ground! Losak helps Raab slide out of the ring and Raab and Samuel start double teaming Wilmer as the fans boo!
Steve White: Shit! Wilmer is bleeding back! Wilmer is in real trouble here!!
Chuck Thompson: Anymore and these guys are gonna injure him! The Monstimals are some ruthless and violent motherfuckers! The match is over, stop it!
Wilmer is bleeding badly and Raab and Samuel stomp him out more until Mazzio slides out and ploughs through between both men! Raab goes to rage at Mazzio as Mazzio helps Wilmer but Losak holds Raab back!
Henry Losak: Not now! Not now! He’s too strong, we need another plan!
Raab doesn’t care and pushes Losak out of the way to make a b-line for Mazzio but Samuel helps Losak and the two are able to hold Raab back! The fans are going nuts and Mazzio helps a bleeding Wilmer up, giving him his belt.
Lord Raab: This isn’t over! This isn’t finished by a long shot!
They pull Raab away as Mazzio and Wilmer watch on and we fade out to a video package for the main event!
We come into the backstage area where Alexander Corvis is standing with Alexandria Kendrick.
Alexander Corvis: Ladies and gents my guest at this time is the newest member of EHWF Management, Alexandria Kendrick. Alexandria It’s great to have you, how do you feel about the night.
Alexandria Kendrick: I feel pretty good Alexander. We put a lot of thought into the night. This PPV there is no CPM, no Brandon Bash no politics and no bullshit. This PPV it’s purely about the competition and we’ve seen some amazing matches tonight including a couple of title changes!
Alexander Corvis: It’s been a great night and there is no doubt that everyone is pumped for this main event but what do you say to those calling your position in management out just because your father was ousted and you got all of his assets?
Alexandria Kendrick: I am not my father. I earned this position and I know what I’m doing. I know that I can take EHWF to new levels and I’ll prove anyone wrong. I’m excited to be apart of management and tonight should show people how well I can do considering I had a large hand in the planning of Last Rites.
Alexander Corvis: It’s been a great night there is no doubt but what about EHWF Mayhem GM Rose? Last week on Mayhem she had some choice words for you and told you to stay out of her way... How did you take that?
Alexandria speaks with a more serious tone of voice.
Alexandria Kendrick: Rose is a very passionate competitor, manager and woman and I respect her a great deal. I know she said that with passion because she is serious about her work. I have a lot of respect for Rose.
Corvis goes to ask another question but Alexandria cuts him off.
Alexandria Kendrick: That being said, Rose just can’t walk over me, she can’t just think she’s going to overrule me in any way shape or form. Rose and I used to be apart of middle management with Silver Kazama and somehow Silver and I got fired and she was the only one left standing. I know how Rose works so if I have a platform to speak to her right now then I have to say right back at her, she better stay the FUCK out of my way… She can take that any way she wants.
Alexandria storms off, leaving Corvis confused as we fade out.
We pan down as Patricia Downs comes into the ring with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This main event contest is a tag team match and will be contested under elimination tag team rules!!
"Bad Guy" by Eminem hits the speakers and a booing crowd stand to their feet as they start chanting, "go away."
Mike Smith walks out from the back with Crystal Taylor at his side. She turns toward him and starts clapping as he perches his hands on his waist, staring at the booing crowd. Christian Taylor jogs out from the back and he hops on Mike Smith's back with his legs fastening around his midsection. He raises his right fist to the ceiling and shouts, "we the bomb, bitches!" Remaining on Mike Smith's back, Mike showing his true strength as he continues to walk normally down the ramp with Crystal beside him. They pass the fans as Christian pretends to want to backhand the booing fans. Once they make it to the bottom of the ramp, Christian hops off Mike's back onto the apron and climbs up to the second rope, kneeling his knee on the top turnbuckle, looking through the audience. Mike pulls himself up on the apron and steps over the second rope. He walks to the middle of the ring as Crystal hustles up the steel stairs and dips down under the second rope as Christian backflips off the turnbuckle. He stands on the bottom rope and leans over the rope, blowing a kiss to the booing fans as Crystal smirks at her husband while standing beside Mike Smith in the middle of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Challenge Champions… The Beauty and The Beast!
The opening piano beings and slowly transitions to the opening riff of Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold. The fans elevate to their feet as The Vigilante, Xander Pierce, steps out onto the stage, wearing his usual wrestling attire. He raises his arms up to the sky and basks in the glory. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, greeting a few fans here and there as he reaches the ring. Leaping up onto the steel steps, he walks across the ring edge motioning for the crowd to continue their prayers. He leaps over the ring ropes and poses in the center of the ring before moving to a corner of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next… Xander Pierce!
The opening roar of "Ready for War (Pray for Peace)" by Adelitas Way is heard throughout the arena as the fans explode into cheers. Chris Dunn makes it out onto the stage as you can feel the energy radiating off of him as a more upbeat guitar is heard. Chris points down to the ground, before he is seen flailing his arms up and down as he spins around so his back is facing the ring, before jumping up and down a bit as Ella joins him her back facing the ring, a big smile on her face before Chris points towards the crowd and proceeds to twerk – to the delight of the female fans, before Chris runs his hands through his wet dirty blonde slicked back hair and throwing his arms out as he lets out a loud battle cry. He spins back around and does a small fist pump, you can see a smirk on Chris' face as he chews his gum. Once again Chris points downwards and pointing towards himself and then to the crowd before you can hear him yell out: "You know what time it is!" before this time pointing down over to the ring, running his hands through his hair a bit before slapping the back of his thighs a few times, flailing his arms up and down once more a bit. Chris made his way around the ring as he hopped up onto the other ring apron and went to enter the ring, however he hesitated and just sat on the middle rope and once again pointed downwards before then pointing out towards the crowd. Chris entered the ring completely as he walked around the ring, still chewing his gum as he stopped, looking out at the crowd another smirk appearing on his face as he removed his trademark sleeveless hoodie before beginning to hop up and down inside the ring, as he awaited the arrival of his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Chris Dunn!
DING DING DING
Xander Pierce starts out with Christian Taylor. They lock up and Christian knees Pierce in the gut then hammers him with big shots to his back! Pierce falls and Christian starts hitting Xander with big kicks until he gets up. Xander is hurt and falls to the mat as Christian stands over him and taunts him. The fans boo and as Xander goes to get up Christian runs a boot into his head!
Steve White: Beauty and The Beast have been nothing but impressive since they stepped foot in the EHWF and tonight is a huge one for them! If they can do it then it’s all over for Dunn and Pierce.
Chuck Thompson: I got high hopes for these two and so far they’re not disappointing! They already won the Challenge titles, how is it going to be if they get the chance to get the EHWF title!
Kevin Hunter: Well that’s not going to happen is it… Yes The Beauty and The Beast will beat Dunn and Pierce within an inch of their life but if you think I’m defending the EHWF championship against either of them then you’re crazy…
Christian Taylor drops down to the mat and applies a headlock. Xander screams in pain as he tries to hold out. Chris calls for the tag but he can’t get it. Xander somehow struggles out but Christian Taylor pulls him back and goes for a butterfly submission! Christian Taylor locks it in but Xander kicks him in the head and leaps, tagging in Chris!
Steve White: Here comes Dunn, the man who wasn’t supposed to be in this match but came as backup for Pierce!
Chuck Thompson: Christian Taylor watch out!
Kevin Hunter: Dunn got himself into a situation he never should have and now he’s going to have to pay the price… He should have just shut up and stayed out of my business
Chris runs in and hits a massive running clothesline on Christian Taylor! Taylor is flipped around on the mat and Chris picks him up, hitting him with a huge snap suplex! Smith calls for the tag but Christian Taylor can’t get away from Chris who picks him up and tosses him into the corner then follows up with a huge corner clothesline! Chris gets down and starts hitting huge shoulder thrusts on him, over and over again as Christian Taylor screams out in pain! Chris doesn’t care; he punches Christian Taylor across the face then backs off. He takes a run up and goes for a big corner clothesline but Christian Taylor moves out of the way at the last second and Chris slams into the corner! This gives Christian Taylor enough time to dash up and tag in Smith!
Steve White: Smith gets the tag! Can this new tag team really take EHWF by storm here tonight?!
Chuck Thompson: They’ve done a good job of that so far but this win would be huge for them!
Kevin Hunter: If they haven’t realized by now, they’re just pawns in my game… After these guys kill each other I won’t have any competition.
Smith runs in and starts hitting Chris with countless right jabs to the face! Smith boots Chris in the gut and then bounces off of the ropes! Smith hits Chris with a running STO! Chris is all groggy and Smith is thinking suplex but when he grabs Chris, Chris turns him around and hits him with a big backbreaker!
Steve White: Smith came in strong but Chris with that backbreaker!
Chuck Thompson: That’s going to slow down B&B here tonight! Dunn and Pierce back on top and Smith doesn’t look too happy!
Kevin Hunter: If these guys fuck this up I’m going to be pissed… I haven’t had the best night tonight…
Smith yells in pain. Chris runs up and stomps on Mike’s back then switches to dropping knees on him! Smith yells out in pain, he tries to get up but it’s useless. Chris hits Mike with a big DDT! Mike is down and Chris goes to cover but Mike kicks him in the head and gets up. Mike grabs Chris and starts hitting him with huge elbows to his back! Chris yells in pain as Mike knees him in the midsection then bounces him off the ropes! Mike goes for a clothesline but Chris ducks it and comes back with a neckbreaker!
Steve White: Chris Dunn just all over this guy right now but he’s looking tired! Xander looking ready to get back in that ring!
Chuck Thompson: Smith and Taylor are far from done yet though!
Kevin Hunter: All of these men are delusional and so are you two…
Dunn gets to his feet and leaps over to Xander, getting the tag! Xander runs in and the fans go nuts! Xander dives on Mike and takes him down! They both get up and Xander hits Mike with a dropkick to the thigh! Xander is all over Mike with lefts and rights to the head as he’s on his knees! Mike has hand enough and lifts Xander up then plants him the fuck down with a massive sideslam! Xander is hurt and takes refuge in the corner! The fans are going wild as Mike lines him up! Mike runs at him but Xander moves out of the corner and Mike runs right into it! Mike stumbles out and right into Destination X! The fans lose it and Xander covers!
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Patricia Downs: Mike Smith has been eliminated!
Steve White: And the explosive Xander takes out Smith! What an effort!
Chuck Thompson: It doesn’t look too good for B&B right now!
Kevin Hunter: If I have to end this myself I will…
Taylor runs in the ring but Xander ducks a swing from him! Xander comes back and dropkicks the fuck out of Taylor’s chest! He gets up! They both bounce off of the ropes and both take each other down! Both men are down and Xander tries to stir to his feet but Taylor looks out of it. The ref gets down and checks on Taylor. Xander gets up and goes to walk over!
Steve White: WAIT! KEVIN WHAT’RE YOU DOING!?
While the ref is occupied, Kevin Hunter slides in and grabs Xander from behind then hits him with a massive Killer Effect! The fans go nuts and Dunn loses his shit! Dunn comes in but Hunter slides out and escapes up the ramp! The ref turns around and sees Dunn standing over Xander’s lifeless body! The ref rages but Dunn tries to tell his side of the story! The ref forces Dunn out of the ring to the corner! By this time Taylor has woken up and sees what’s happened, he smirks and covers Xander!
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Patricia Downs: Xander Pierce has been eliminated!
Steve White: DAMMIT KEVIN HUNTER!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter just got up out of commentary here and ambushed Xander from behind, causing his elimination! Now it’s 1 on 1!
Dunn rushes in and bounces off of the ropes then hits Taylor with a big lariat! The fans are all on their feet as Dunn springs off of the second rope and hits a big moonsault! The pace picks up as Taylor looks to be in trouble but as Dunn goes to strike, Crystal, Taylor’s manager, grabs Dunn’s leg from the apron and trips him up! This gives Taylor enough time to get up and boot Dunn in the face! The fans are going wild and Crystal cheers on the outside but the fans LOSE IT as Ella Dunn walks out!
Steve White: WHAT?! IS THAT!? That’s Ella Dunn! What’s she doing out here!?
Chuck Thompson: She’s back and look how damn fine she looks Steve!
Ella gets in Crystal’s face on the outside! Crystal slaps her but Ella drops her with a big right hand! The fans go nuts but the ref bans the both from ringside! Taylor gets the opportunity as Dunn gets up! Taylor runs up and hits Sexy Attraction but before he can get impact, Dunn shoves him into the corner face first! Dunn then runs up and hits a groggy Taylor with the Heart Stopper! The fans go WILD as Dunn covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winners of this match… Chris Dunn and Xander Pierce!
The fans go wild! Dunn gets up as Ella comes in the ring but his celebration is cut short as the big Mike Smith rushes in from behind and knocks Dunn down out of anger! Crystal drags Taylor out and they retreat as Smith loses his shit and starts stomping Dunn out!
Steve White: This one is over! Stop this shit right now! Stop this shit right now, Dunn is gonna get hurt and he just earned a title shot!
Chuck Thompson: Shit! Smith is pissed!
Ella wants to stop the assault but can’t do much! The fans go wild as Xander Pierce slides back in the ring and Smith runs at him! Pierce ducks Smith then takes him out with Destination X, making the save! The fans go wild! Ella goes down and checks on a bleeding Dunn!
Steve White: Shit! That was close but Xander with the big save there!
Chuck Thompson: What a bout this has been Steve and it’s sti… WATCH OUT!
Ella’s eyes widen as Xander turns around and gets hit with Killer Effect from Kevin Hunter outta nowhere! Ella quickly drags Dunn out of the ring and helps retreat up the ramp as Chris is groggy and disoriented. Xander is down and rolls out of the ring as Hunter raises his EHWF title belt high above his head and holds his arm out!
Steve White: Well I guess Ella and Chris didn’t have the same ‘make a save’ mentality as Xander did.
Chuck Thompson: Could they really have done much? Dunn barely looks like he knows where he is right now…
Steve White: Well that looks like all we have time for tonight. It’s been one heck of a night and going into December, into the Christmas period will be exciting as it always is! I’m excited to see just what happens from the fall out of this next week! We’ll see you next week ladies and gents. Be safe and good night!
We see Hunter in the ring standing tall as he holds his title belt up high. We fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to EHWF Last Rites! The last main PPV event for 2016 is here and what a year it has been! We’ve seen some amazing stuff go down in 2016! We’ve seen the dominance of Blaise, the reign of Eli Sykes, the terror of Bloodline and the tyranny of the CPM! Tonight will we see the beginning of the end for the era of Kevin Hunter as Dunn and Pierce team up in the main event to take on The Beauty and the Beast with the winning team winning an opportunity to fight for the EHWF Championship! I can’t wait for this one!
Chuck Thompson: Dunn and Pierce have definitely become an unlikely and unique alliance and I love it! Two of the most popular, action packed and fast paced start in EHWF teaming up to take on the new and brash arrogance of The Beauty and The Beast! This one is going to be amazing but you can’t forget about the Tag Team Championship match with Wilmazzio taking on the returing former champions, The Monstimals! The Monstimals are pissed but Wilmazzio are dangerous and are not looking to have their titles taken away from them this early!
Steve White: The power Mazzio showed last week against both Raab and McPherson was jaw dropping and amazing! There is no doubt that The Monstimals will have a challenge this time and it won’t be easy for them unlike all of their other tag team battles! This one is going to go off the chain and it’s set to be one of our most exciting co-main events of all time! You never know, the match of the year could be right here!
Chuck Thompson: Kevin Hunter may not be in the main event defending his EHWF Championship tonight but he will be defending his Jr Heavyweight Championship against Zoe McDraven and Aubree Celeste! Zoe and Aubree have become somewhat close recently but now who knows what will happen as it’s everyone for themselves tonight!
Steve White: What a night we have planned for everyone tonight! I can’t wait to get started Chuck. Really, this PPV is going to go off the hook! Last main PPV for 2016 and it’s going to be incredible! Lets start the show!
We pan down as Patricia Downs comes into the ring with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is set for one fall and is for the Showtime Championship!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The challenger… Conner Creed!
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN BLADE!
Trumpets hit and the fans go wild with boos as Blade runs out and salutes for some reason. Blade dances around and sprints down to the ring, sliding in and dancing around as he gets booed!
Patricia Downs: And next… He is the Showtime Champion… John Blade!
DING DING DING
Match #1: Conner Creed vs. John Blade (c)
The bell rings and the two men meet up in the center of the ring. Creed just looks at Blade and starts busting out in laughter. Blade shoves Creed back, getting a pop from the crowd while waving his hand in his face.
John Blade: You can't see me!
Creed looks down at where Blade had just touched him, then looks back up at Blade.
Chuck Thompson: Did John Blade really just do that? Why would he do that!?
Steve White: I believe he did, Chuck. And I have no clue why he would do that.
Chuck Thompson: Because his name is John Blade, Steve! That's why!
Blade winds back and throws a big right hand at Creed, but Creed easily ducks under it. Creed turns Blade around and then knocks him down with a big right hand of his own! Blade drops down and rolls over onto his stomach. Creed steps back, lining Blade up for a big move as he starts to climb up to his hands and knees.
Steve White: Well, Creed saw right through John Blade's taunt! And now it looks like he might be looking to end it quickly!
Blade gets to his feet, but is hunched over. Creed charges at Blade, jumping up and putting his right foot on the back of Blade's head. Right when you think he's about to hit the Curb Stomp, Blade lifts up and launches a surprised Creed into the air!
Chuck Thompson: And his name is John Blade saw right through that Curb Stomp, Steve! And there it is! BLADATUDE ADJUSTMENT!
Blade catches Creed in midair on his shoulders, lifting him back up into the air and slamming Creed down on his back with a big Bladatude Adjustment! The crowd is shocked as Blade goes for the pin!
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Steve White: Creed kicked out of that Bladitude Adjustment out of nowhere!
Chuck Thompson: How in the hell did he do that!? That Creed is one tough son of a bitch! Impossible!
Blade rolls over, sitting up in shock as he looks at the referee, making sure it was only two. His eyes are wide and he just sits there. That was the move that won him the Showtime Championship, no one ever kicks out of the Bladatude Adjustment! Creed climbs back up to his feet as Blade is still in shock. Creed shakes his head before charging right at Blade, booting him right in the back of the head! He lifts Blade up to his feet. Creed grabs Blade by his wrist before pulling him in for a huge standing lariat!
Steve White: Standing Clothesline From Hell! Blade is down!
Chuck Thompson: This can't be happening!
Creed goes for the cover!
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KICKOUT!
Creed wastes no time in getting up and pulling Blade up to his feet by his arm. He pulls him in and hits another huge standing lariat! He still has a hold of Blade's arm! He pulls Blade up for another standing lariat! And another! And another!
Steve White: Stop the Goddamn match! He's going to kill John Blade!
Chuck Thompson: But his name is John Blade, Steve! HIS NAME IS JOHN BLADE, DAMN IT! HE CAN'T LOSE!
Creed finally releases Blade's arm as the referee goes to check on Blade. He asks him if he's still able to continue, and Blade refuses to back down! The referee says the match will go on! Creed shakes his head as he lifts Blade back up to his feet. Blade gets a sudden burst of energy and hits Creed with a quick left. Then a right. Left. Right! Left! As he's going for another right, Creed suddenly kicks him in the gut! Blade hunches over in pain! Creed then lifts Blade up, positioning him over his head and then lifts him up by his arms before slamming him down into the mat!
Steve White: Crucifix Powerbomb! That has to be the final nail in the coffin, Chuck!
Chuck Thimpson: NOOO!!!!!
Creed makes the cover!
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DING DING DING!
The crowd is going nuts as Creed climbs up to his feet.
Patricia Downs: Your winner, and NEW EHWF Showtime Champion...Conner Creed!
The referee hands the EHWF Showtime Championship to Creed. Creed looks down at the belt. He cracks a smile before lifting it up into the air. The crowd is still going nuts! Creed looks down at Blade, who is starting to try and climb back up to his feet by using the ropes for help. A look of anger flashes across Creed's face as he rolls out of the ring.
Chuck Thompson: It's okay, John! Climb up to your feet! You can still fight another day and regain your gold!
Steve White: I wouldn't say that, Steve...
Creed rolls back into the ring after grabbing his baseball bat that was leaning up against the steps! He drops the Showtime Championship on the ground. Creed taps the bat twice against both of his boots as Blade has made it back up to his feet. Blade stumbles back a step before catching his balance. He looks relieved, as he smiles out at the cheering crowd, believing they are cheering for him. He then turns around to see Creed charge right at him! Creed swings the bat, nailing Blade right in the forehead and Blade goes down hard!
Steve White: Swing, batter batter...sa-wing!
Chuck Thompson: NO! How can you be making jokes right now, Steve!? John Blade is an all-American hero, dammit!
Blade is laid out, bleeding out from the fresh wound on his forehead from that big hit! Creed brings the bat close to his face, closely examining it. He walks over to the corner and grabs Blade's t-shirt. Creed uses the shirt to clean off Blade's blood from his bat before he slings the bat up to where it's resting on his shoulder. He picks up the Showtime Championship and climbs out of the ring. Medics are checking on Blade as we cut to a video package for the Jr Heavyweight Championship match.
The crowd had just died down after the last bout that they had witnessed. Unexpectedly, they rise to their feet once more as “Rollin” by Limp Bizket hits the PA. Not a mere moment surpasses before “The Blackest Man in all wrestling,” Black Man, hits the stage with his two fists raised in the air. It has been a few weeks since Black Man has appeared on EHWF television and his last match was over 4 months prior.
Diligently, he walks down the ramp, his yellow brimmed Oakleys hanging off the tip of his nose, just so he can glance out into the crowd when he nodded his head to the fans and emerge himself in the cheers and boos that followed. Finally making his way into the ring, Black Man enters through the middle rope and is handed a microphone which he gingerly shuffled between hands waiting for the fans to quite down.
His pressed black Armani suit, tailored specifically for him, drapes his figure as he finally mounts the microphone to his lips to speak.
Black Man: Well hello there Melbourne, Australia!
His voice echoes against the rafters as the fans cheer for their home country being mentioned.
Black Man: I know what you are all thinking. I know that most of you hate my guts after everything I did, everything I accomplished for Brandon Bash and his groupies. I cannot apologize for my actions and I am not here to seek forgiveness for what I had done. No folks, I am here for something bigger. As most of you are aware, I haven’t been seen on EHWF programming for a few weeks now and my last match was about 4 months back. A few weeks ago I got a call from Management asking what my intentions were now that Brandon Bash was out of power. Honestly, I don’t give a flying fuck about Brandon Bash and never have. You see, I was not buddies with Bash. We had a business arrangement and I took full advantage of it. Under the Bash Empire I became something I never had accomplished on my own, a tag team champion.
When I returned to EHWF last year, I came back wanting to destroy Eli Sykes. It is not secret that we hate each others guts. My plans were to end his title reign and rule the EHWF again. But what happened, after the rumble were I finished 3rd, something changed. I had to watch the same boring shit over and over again with James Champ and Blaise and Eli which put the ratings of EHWF in the shitter. Now I am not saying I would have done better, but I did know I needed to change gears or else my time here would have been a waste. So, TQ and I went for the tag gold and we dominated. I captured another title to add to my resume and we were happy with our position on the roster.
You all know that things need to come to an end eventually. Eli’s title reign did, my tag team title reign did and I was left without a purpose. I never meant to be a bad guy for you all. I was just doing what I felt right. Which brings me to why I am out here tonight at Last Rites. Every time I left EHWF I never got to give a proper good bye. Whether it be an injury or just me taking time off I always knew that I would be returning one day.
However, this time it is different.
The fans let out a cheer.
Black Man: This time ladies and gentlemen, I am going to do it right. I have decided to officially retire from the EHWF and the family that I have formed with each and every one of you. At my age, after all I have accomplished inside and outside of the ring, my story needs to come to an end. It has been a great honor and pleasure entertaining you all, whether you booed or cheered each night I stood out here in this very ring. I got the most joys of my life in this wrestling ring and I was proud to call it my home. Now, it is time for me to finally step away for good. There will be no Black Man sightings back stage, no runs ins with me in the parking lot and no folks, I will not be asked to come back to be a GM or owner again. This is really goodbye.
During my time here I have done a lot. I am a 2-time Mayhem champion, a one-time Anarchy champion, a one time tag team champion, the leader of the Corporate Powers and a General Manager of Mayhem. It was a great pleasure to serve you in each and every way I could. I thank you all for your patience with me, your time supporting me and your admiration for this industry.
I wish you all the best, I wish you nothing but happiness and I wish you have one hell of a night at Last Rites. Thank you and goodnight.
Black Man tosses the microphone to the side, the fans still standing in confusion that Black Man was finally calling it quits. “Rollin” hit once more as Black Man proceeded from the ring, a tear in his eye, and headed back up the ramp leaving the EHWF one last time for good.
We pan down as Patricia Downs comes into the ring with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is set for one fall ant it is for the Jr Heavyweight Championship!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The challengers… Zoe McDraven!
Kevin Hunter comes out to boos as he hold his title belts up and makes his way down the ramp, ignoring the garbage thrown at him. Hunter gets inside the ring and waits for the bell to sound!
Patricia Downs: And finally… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Kevin Hunter!
DING DING DING
Match #2: Kevin Hunter (c) vs. Aubree Celeste vs. Zoe McDraven
The bell rings and Aubree is instantly on top of Kevin Hunter, striking him with rights and lefts and forcing him into the corner! Hunter shoves Aubree off of him and to the ground but Aubree is right back up and rams Hunter into the corner again! She hits him with a few corner thrusts before he comes back with a big pound to her back! Aubree stumbles off of him and he boots her in the midsection! She comes back with a quick uppercut but he’s able to hit her with a big shoulder block to the mat! Hunter doesn’t get a second to react as Zoe McDraven dropkicks him in the chest! Hunter goes down but gets right back up only to get another dropkick down to the mat from Zoe!
Steve White: Well it looks like both Zoe and Aubree are taking it to Hunter right now and they’re doing a heck of a job! One picks up where the other leaves off and I have to say it’s a good strategy!
Chuck Thompson: True BUT Aubree and Zoe aren’t necessarily working together. They just haven’t attacked each other yet. This is a triple threat there can only be one winner and one champ at the end of this!
Zoe goes to pick Hunter up but Hunter ain’t havin’ it! Hunter knees Zoe in the gut then whips her into the corner! Hunter then follows up on Zoe with a big corner clothesline! Hunter spots Aubree getting up so he hits Aubree with a big kick to the back of her leg and takes her down! Zoe comes forward and forces a lock up with Hunter but Hunter dominates again and knees her in the gut, this time picking her up and scoopslamming her down hard in the center of the ring! Hunter goes for a cover!
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Steve White: Hunter is fighting back and now he’s dominating this match! Hunter is proving right now why he is the top guy and why he is a double champ!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter doing a boss job right now taking both of his opponents down and he may very well find another way to retain here tonight! This guy always finds a way it seems!
Hunter picks Zoe up and chops her in the chest! She falls against the ropes and Hunter lunges at her but Zoe ducks him! Zoe fires a kick but Hunter catches her leg and propels her into the ropes! Hunter swings on rebound but Zoe ducks and Hunter falls right into Aubree’s grasp! Aubree hoists Hunter up with a lot of strength and lifts him up high! As Hunter falls Zoe grabs his head and Aubree and Zoe hit Hunter with a big flapjack team move!
Steve White: MASSIVE team maneuver on Hunter from Zoe and Aubree and that’s just the opening they needed! Now they can even this match out a bit!
Chuck Thompson: All of ‘em are looking tired and that might have been a boss tag team move there but Zoe doesn’t look like she wants an alliance right now!
Zoe sees an opening and quickly takes out Aubree’s leg, she knows she’ll have to beat both if she wants to win! Zoe then gets Aubree in a butterfly submission and the fans go nuts! Aubree powers out of it but Zoe is ready and sidekicks Aubree in the side then moves behind her, locking her in Kinetic Energy! The fans go nuts for a moment but Aubree picks out of the hold and pushes Zoe away! Zoe comes back and Aubree hits her with a big lariat! Zoe is up again but again Aubree takes her out with a big lariat! Zoe is all disoriented and Aubree thinks she has the upper hand! Aubree swings but Zoe ducks her and bounces off of the ropes then hits Aubree with a big corkscrew body dive! Aubree is out and Zoe hits the mat!
Steve White: Zoe McDraven taking the lead in this match right now and it looks like she’s going to become the new champion! She has skyrocketed in this one folks!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe in control and it looks as if she’s using her head in this match tonight and not just her heart!
Aubree is down and Zoe looks proud! The fans are going NUTS as Zoe comes over to Aubree and picks her up to her knees but Aubree pushes Zoe off of her with great force! Zoe flies back into the center of the ring and goes to fall but Hunter is there waiting for her and hits her with a big Killer Effect! The fans go nuts and boo as Hunter smirks and covers Zoe!
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Patricia Downs: Zoe McDraven has been eliminated!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! The speed of Hunter! He just eliminates Zoe from this contest like that! How disappointing!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter is a sly and slimy prick! He might retain but look at the way he just set that all up! This guy isn’t as stupid as he looks!
The fans boo but Hunter eats it up! He then turns his attention to the hurt Aubree on the mat! He smirks and grabs her by the hair but as he picks her up Aubree starts hitting Hunter with mad lefts and rights then bounces off of the ropes and take Hunter down with a diving shoulder block! The fans are on their feet! Aubree runs up and springs off of the top rope and hits Hunter with a big moonsault! The crowd is so loud and Hunter stumbles around hurt! Aubree goes for a finisher but Hunter outta nowhere hits Aubree with a big boot to the skull! Both competitors fall!
Steve White: Hunter was seconds away from finishing Aubree and she somehow stayed alive but yet again Hunter takes control and takes her down! All he’s gotta do is get up and end this one!.
Chuck Thompson: Aubree trying her hardest to fight back some control in this one but Hunter is just too influential and seems to be too quick in this one!
They both get up but Hunter is fresher! He runs up and knees Aubree in the midsection then goes for Killer Effect but she pushes him away into the ropes! He comes back and she fires a superkick but he ducks it! They lock up again and again Hunter is quicker! He hits Aubree with a big European Uppercut and she stumbles back! Hunter runs another running big boot but she ducks it and Hunter ends up in the corner! Aubree fires a superkick but Hunter grabs her leg and spins her around!
Steve White: It’s over! Watch out!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter with a counter!
Hunter goes in for Killer Effect but again Aubree pushes off! Hunter comes back and she goes for Beautiful Goodbye but Hunter reverses it into a jumping cutter but Aubree gets out at the last second and goes for Lights Out! Hunter gets out of that and tries the Killer Effect once more but gets propelled against the ropes! When he comes back Aubree hoists him up high and hits him with the Goddess Clash! The fans go nuts and Aubree falls on Hunter!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the NEW Jr Heavyweight Champion… Aubree Celeste!
Aubree rolls up to her feet and can’t believe it. She’s exhausted and grabs the title, leaning on the ropes and looking into its face. Kevin Hunter rolls on the outside pissed off as he argues with a ref.
Steve White: Aubree Celeste does it! Somehow she pulls out the victory! Somehow Aubree Celeste has won this match by the skin of her hair!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter isn’t happy! This isn’t how he thought tonight would go! Now he just holds the EHWF Championship! HE specifically planned this night so he could continue into 2017 as a double champ!
Kevin Hunter is on the outside being led away by the ref. Aubree taunts him to come back in but the ref holds him. A hurt Zoe McDraven slides in from behind. The fans go wild while the two women have a stare down. Eventually they shake hands and embrace as the fans cheer. We fade out.
We pan down as Patricia Downs comes into the ring with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a tag team match and it is for the EHWF Tag Team Championships!
Monster and Animal I Have Become (mash up) by Skillet and Three Days Grace play over the sound system as Samuel McPherson and Lord Raab come through the curtain with Henry Losak behind them as they walk side by side together to the ring, ignoring the fans as they step over the top rope together while Henry goes through the middle rope. Raab and Samuel do a holdup in the ring with the fans booing on them as Henry steps out of the ring with Raab and Samuel stand in the ring waiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The challengers… The Monstimals!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Got Yours" by Yellowcard began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope. He would then throwing his right index finger into the air and yell out into the cheers from the crowd as "Got Yours" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, before he began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And next… Wilmer Patacky!
Young Kings hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big silhouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Mazzio!
DING DING DING
Match #3: Mazzio & Wilmer Patacky (c) vs. The Monstimals
The bell sounds and Wilmer Patacky stars the match out with McPherson. Wilmer gets in McPherson’s face but gets knocked down with a big right hand! Samuel picks up Wilmer and whips him into the corner! Samuel jumps up and down and runs into Wilmer with a big running shoulder! Wilmer is devastated from that impact and stumbles around but Samuel uppercuts him and sends him back into the corner! Samuel jumps around again and runs up but Wilmer moves and Samuel runs right into the corner! Samuel stumbles around in pain and Wilmer quickly takes out his leg!
Steve White: Samuel just brutalizing Wilmer but Wilmer able to stay alive and take Samuel down for a second! The Monstimals are pissed!
Chuck Thompson: The Monstimals look pretty angry since their return and they’re going to try their hardest to get their tag team gold back!
Wilmer gets on top of Samuel and locks him in a big headlock! Samuel simple swings Wilmer off of him! They both get up and Samuel swings a series of strikes but misses each one! Wilmer fires back and hits Samuel with big rights and lefts and quick kicks! Samuel is weakened and Wilmer bounces off of the ropes and goes for a big running move but Samuel jumps up and pushes Wilmer down from the air! The fans go nuts as Wilmer tries to get to his feet but Samuel picks Wilmer up and hits him with a big back body drop right on the mat! The fans cheer as Samuel covers!
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Steve White: Samuel completely dominating with his power advantage but Wilmer managers to stay alive in this one! What a contest!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer had some tough offense but Samuel is just too much for him right now!
Samuel isn’t happy and picks Wilmer up by his hair. Samuel pulls back for a big uppercut but Wilmer sidesteps out of it and starts hitting Samuel with his quick strikes and offense again! Wilmer hits Samuel with a big dropkick and Samuel hits the corner! Raab tags himself in and he’s PISSED! He rages in the ring and takes Wilmer down with a big clothesline! Wilmer gets up and gets a big uppercut from Raab! Wilmer tries to roll out of the ring but Raab yanks him to his feet and knees him in the gut then finishes him off with a big chokeslam! The fans are on their feet as Raab covers!
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Steve White: Rope break! Wilmer barely staying alive! This one would have been over!
Chuck Thompson: It just made Raab even angrier!
Wilmer gets his boot on the bottom rope and the fans lose it! Raab rages and picks Wilmer up, headbutting him away! Wilmer falls in the corner and Mazzio tags in! The fans go wild as Mazzio and Raab come in the ring together! Raab dashes off but Mazzio is faster and hits him with a massive spear! The fans go nuts as Raab gets up and Mazzio is all over him with rights and lefts that shake the ring! Raab yells out in pain as Mazzio fires his big shots! McPherson comes for the save but Mazzio sidesteps him and McPherson goes over the top rope to the outside! Rabb gets hoisted up and hit with a spinebuster by Mazzio!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Mazzio with all of that power and ability! He is tearing this match up right now and evening it out!
Chuck Thompson: This guy is a fucking beast! The Monstimals may have finally met someone as monstrous as them!
Raab isn’t having it and boots Mazzio square in the face as he gets up! Raab gets up and gets a big uppercut in on Mazzio! Mazzio fires a big right hand that rocks Raab but Raab bounces off of the rope and hits Mazzio with a diving takedown! Both men get up and Mazzio locks up with Raab! Mazzio overpowers Raab, lifting Raab overhead and slamming him down onto the corner, shaking the ring! The fans go nuts but get even louder as somehow Raab bursts out of the corner and boots Mazzio in the skull! On the outside McPherson tries to get back in the ring but Wilmer runs off of the apron and takes McPherson down with a big axe handle on the outside! The fan go nuts!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Mazzio with all of that power and ability! He is tearing this match up right now and evening it out!
Chuck Thompson: This guy is a fucking beast! The Monstimals may have finally met someone as monstrous as them!
Wilmer and Samuel get up but Samuel hits Wilmer with a big right hand! Back in the ring Mazzio stumbles to the center of the ring and Raab attacks him with big shots to his back! Mazzio elbows the fuck out of Raab and hits him with his massive right hands again! The fans go nuts as Mazzio springs Raab away and then hits him with a big spinebuster on return! Wilmer is able to dropkick Samuel in the face on the outside!
Steve White: Mazzio is incredible and has tipped the scales of this match while Wilmer deals with Samuel outside! What a match by these two teams!
Chuck Thompson: Just how fucking strong is Mazzio?!
Raab tries to stir to his feet and Mazzio lines him up! Samuel is reeling after the dropkick and watches Mazzio on the inside. Samuel acts as if he’s holding his head as he takes refuge on the announce table! Wilmer comes from behind him but Samuel grabs a steel chair and swings it, getting Wilmer right in the skull! The fans go nuts as Samuel hits Wilmer again with another chair shot and sends him to the ground! The ref sees and calls for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winners of this match via a Disqualification… and STILL the Tag Team Champions… Mazzio and Wilmer Patacky!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Samuel just goes apeshit after watching his brother get dominated and he costs his team the match!!
Losak is barking orders on the outside! Mazzio looks around confused as Wilmer tries to escape but Samuel tosses the chair at him and sends him back to the ground! Losak helps Raab slide out of the ring and Raab and Samuel start double teaming Wilmer as the fans boo!
Steve White: Shit! Wilmer is bleeding back! Wilmer is in real trouble here!!
Chuck Thompson: Anymore and these guys are gonna injure him! The Monstimals are some ruthless and violent motherfuckers! The match is over, stop it!
Wilmer is bleeding badly and Raab and Samuel stomp him out more until Mazzio slides out and ploughs through between both men! Raab goes to rage at Mazzio as Mazzio helps Wilmer but Losak holds Raab back!
Henry Losak: Not now! Not now! He’s too strong, we need another plan!
Raab doesn’t care and pushes Losak out of the way to make a b-line for Mazzio but Samuel helps Losak and the two are able to hold Raab back! The fans are going nuts and Mazzio helps a bleeding Wilmer up, giving him his belt.
Lord Raab: This isn’t over! This isn’t finished by a long shot!
They pull Raab away as Mazzio and Wilmer watch on and we fade out to a video package for the main event!
We come into the backstage area where Alexander Corvis is standing with Alexandria Kendrick.
Alexander Corvis: Ladies and gents my guest at this time is the newest member of EHWF Management, Alexandria Kendrick. Alexandria It’s great to have you, how do you feel about the night.
Alexandria Kendrick: I feel pretty good Alexander. We put a lot of thought into the night. This PPV there is no CPM, no Brandon Bash no politics and no bullshit. This PPV it’s purely about the competition and we’ve seen some amazing matches tonight including a couple of title changes!
Alexander Corvis: It’s been a great night and there is no doubt that everyone is pumped for this main event but what do you say to those calling your position in management out just because your father was ousted and you got all of his assets?
Alexandria Kendrick: I am not my father. I earned this position and I know what I’m doing. I know that I can take EHWF to new levels and I’ll prove anyone wrong. I’m excited to be apart of management and tonight should show people how well I can do considering I had a large hand in the planning of Last Rites.
Alexander Corvis: It’s been a great night there is no doubt but what about EHWF Mayhem GM Rose? Last week on Mayhem she had some choice words for you and told you to stay out of her way... How did you take that?
Alexandria speaks with a more serious tone of voice.
Alexandria Kendrick: Rose is a very passionate competitor, manager and woman and I respect her a great deal. I know she said that with passion because she is serious about her work. I have a lot of respect for Rose.
Corvis goes to ask another question but Alexandria cuts him off.
Alexandria Kendrick: That being said, Rose just can’t walk over me, she can’t just think she’s going to overrule me in any way shape or form. Rose and I used to be apart of middle management with Silver Kazama and somehow Silver and I got fired and she was the only one left standing. I know how Rose works so if I have a platform to speak to her right now then I have to say right back at her, she better stay the FUCK out of my way… She can take that any way she wants.
Alexandria storms off, leaving Corvis confused as we fade out.
We pan down as Patricia Downs comes into the ring with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This main event contest is a tag team match and will be contested under elimination tag team rules!!
"Bad Guy" by Eminem hits the speakers and a booing crowd stand to their feet as they start chanting, "go away."
Mike Smith walks out from the back with Crystal Taylor at his side. She turns toward him and starts clapping as he perches his hands on his waist, staring at the booing crowd. Christian Taylor jogs out from the back and he hops on Mike Smith's back with his legs fastening around his midsection. He raises his right fist to the ceiling and shouts, "we the bomb, bitches!" Remaining on Mike Smith's back, Mike showing his true strength as he continues to walk normally down the ramp with Crystal beside him. They pass the fans as Christian pretends to want to backhand the booing fans. Once they make it to the bottom of the ramp, Christian hops off Mike's back onto the apron and climbs up to the second rope, kneeling his knee on the top turnbuckle, looking through the audience. Mike pulls himself up on the apron and steps over the second rope. He walks to the middle of the ring as Crystal hustles up the steel stairs and dips down under the second rope as Christian backflips off the turnbuckle. He stands on the bottom rope and leans over the rope, blowing a kiss to the booing fans as Crystal smirks at her husband while standing beside Mike Smith in the middle of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Challenge Champions… The Beauty and The Beast!
The opening piano beings and slowly transitions to the opening riff of Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold. The fans elevate to their feet as The Vigilante, Xander Pierce, steps out onto the stage, wearing his usual wrestling attire. He raises his arms up to the sky and basks in the glory. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, greeting a few fans here and there as he reaches the ring. Leaping up onto the steel steps, he walks across the ring edge motioning for the crowd to continue their prayers. He leaps over the ring ropes and poses in the center of the ring before moving to a corner of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next… Xander Pierce!
The opening roar of "Ready for War (Pray for Peace)" by Adelitas Way is heard throughout the arena as the fans explode into cheers. Chris Dunn makes it out onto the stage as you can feel the energy radiating off of him as a more upbeat guitar is heard. Chris points down to the ground, before he is seen flailing his arms up and down as he spins around so his back is facing the ring, before jumping up and down a bit as Ella joins him her back facing the ring, a big smile on her face before Chris points towards the crowd and proceeds to twerk – to the delight of the female fans, before Chris runs his hands through his wet dirty blonde slicked back hair and throwing his arms out as he lets out a loud battle cry. He spins back around and does a small fist pump, you can see a smirk on Chris' face as he chews his gum. Once again Chris points downwards and pointing towards himself and then to the crowd before you can hear him yell out: "You know what time it is!" before this time pointing down over to the ring, running his hands through his hair a bit before slapping the back of his thighs a few times, flailing his arms up and down once more a bit. Chris made his way around the ring as he hopped up onto the other ring apron and went to enter the ring, however he hesitated and just sat on the middle rope and once again pointed downwards before then pointing out towards the crowd. Chris entered the ring completely as he walked around the ring, still chewing his gum as he stopped, looking out at the crowd another smirk appearing on his face as he removed his trademark sleeveless hoodie before beginning to hop up and down inside the ring, as he awaited the arrival of his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Chris Dunn!
DING DING DING
Main Event: Xander Pierce & Chris Dunn vs. Beauty & The Beast
Xander Pierce starts out with Christian Taylor. They lock up and Christian knees Pierce in the gut then hammers him with big shots to his back! Pierce falls and Christian starts hitting Xander with big kicks until he gets up. Xander is hurt and falls to the mat as Christian stands over him and taunts him. The fans boo and as Xander goes to get up Christian runs a boot into his head!
Steve White: Beauty and The Beast have been nothing but impressive since they stepped foot in the EHWF and tonight is a huge one for them! If they can do it then it’s all over for Dunn and Pierce.
Chuck Thompson: I got high hopes for these two and so far they’re not disappointing! They already won the Challenge titles, how is it going to be if they get the chance to get the EHWF title!
Kevin Hunter: Well that’s not going to happen is it… Yes The Beauty and The Beast will beat Dunn and Pierce within an inch of their life but if you think I’m defending the EHWF championship against either of them then you’re crazy…
Christian Taylor drops down to the mat and applies a headlock. Xander screams in pain as he tries to hold out. Chris calls for the tag but he can’t get it. Xander somehow struggles out but Christian Taylor pulls him back and goes for a butterfly submission! Christian Taylor locks it in but Xander kicks him in the head and leaps, tagging in Chris!
Steve White: Here comes Dunn, the man who wasn’t supposed to be in this match but came as backup for Pierce!
Chuck Thompson: Christian Taylor watch out!
Kevin Hunter: Dunn got himself into a situation he never should have and now he’s going to have to pay the price… He should have just shut up and stayed out of my business
Chris runs in and hits a massive running clothesline on Christian Taylor! Taylor is flipped around on the mat and Chris picks him up, hitting him with a huge snap suplex! Smith calls for the tag but Christian Taylor can’t get away from Chris who picks him up and tosses him into the corner then follows up with a huge corner clothesline! Chris gets down and starts hitting huge shoulder thrusts on him, over and over again as Christian Taylor screams out in pain! Chris doesn’t care; he punches Christian Taylor across the face then backs off. He takes a run up and goes for a big corner clothesline but Christian Taylor moves out of the way at the last second and Chris slams into the corner! This gives Christian Taylor enough time to dash up and tag in Smith!
Steve White: Smith gets the tag! Can this new tag team really take EHWF by storm here tonight?!
Chuck Thompson: They’ve done a good job of that so far but this win would be huge for them!
Kevin Hunter: If they haven’t realized by now, they’re just pawns in my game… After these guys kill each other I won’t have any competition.
Smith runs in and starts hitting Chris with countless right jabs to the face! Smith boots Chris in the gut and then bounces off of the ropes! Smith hits Chris with a running STO! Chris is all groggy and Smith is thinking suplex but when he grabs Chris, Chris turns him around and hits him with a big backbreaker!
Steve White: Smith came in strong but Chris with that backbreaker!
Chuck Thompson: That’s going to slow down B&B here tonight! Dunn and Pierce back on top and Smith doesn’t look too happy!
Kevin Hunter: If these guys fuck this up I’m going to be pissed… I haven’t had the best night tonight…
Smith yells in pain. Chris runs up and stomps on Mike’s back then switches to dropping knees on him! Smith yells out in pain, he tries to get up but it’s useless. Chris hits Mike with a big DDT! Mike is down and Chris goes to cover but Mike kicks him in the head and gets up. Mike grabs Chris and starts hitting him with huge elbows to his back! Chris yells in pain as Mike knees him in the midsection then bounces him off the ropes! Mike goes for a clothesline but Chris ducks it and comes back with a neckbreaker!
Steve White: Chris Dunn just all over this guy right now but he’s looking tired! Xander looking ready to get back in that ring!
Chuck Thompson: Smith and Taylor are far from done yet though!
Kevin Hunter: All of these men are delusional and so are you two…
Dunn gets to his feet and leaps over to Xander, getting the tag! Xander runs in and the fans go nuts! Xander dives on Mike and takes him down! They both get up and Xander hits Mike with a dropkick to the thigh! Xander is all over Mike with lefts and rights to the head as he’s on his knees! Mike has hand enough and lifts Xander up then plants him the fuck down with a massive sideslam! Xander is hurt and takes refuge in the corner! The fans are going wild as Mike lines him up! Mike runs at him but Xander moves out of the corner and Mike runs right into it! Mike stumbles out and right into Destination X! The fans lose it and Xander covers!
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Patricia Downs: Mike Smith has been eliminated!
Steve White: And the explosive Xander takes out Smith! What an effort!
Chuck Thompson: It doesn’t look too good for B&B right now!
Kevin Hunter: If I have to end this myself I will…
Taylor runs in the ring but Xander ducks a swing from him! Xander comes back and dropkicks the fuck out of Taylor’s chest! He gets up! They both bounce off of the ropes and both take each other down! Both men are down and Xander tries to stir to his feet but Taylor looks out of it. The ref gets down and checks on Taylor. Xander gets up and goes to walk over!
Steve White: WAIT! KEVIN WHAT’RE YOU DOING!?
While the ref is occupied, Kevin Hunter slides in and grabs Xander from behind then hits him with a massive Killer Effect! The fans go nuts and Dunn loses his shit! Dunn comes in but Hunter slides out and escapes up the ramp! The ref turns around and sees Dunn standing over Xander’s lifeless body! The ref rages but Dunn tries to tell his side of the story! The ref forces Dunn out of the ring to the corner! By this time Taylor has woken up and sees what’s happened, he smirks and covers Xander!
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Patricia Downs: Xander Pierce has been eliminated!
Steve White: DAMMIT KEVIN HUNTER!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter just got up out of commentary here and ambushed Xander from behind, causing his elimination! Now it’s 1 on 1!
Dunn rushes in and bounces off of the ropes then hits Taylor with a big lariat! The fans are all on their feet as Dunn springs off of the second rope and hits a big moonsault! The pace picks up as Taylor looks to be in trouble but as Dunn goes to strike, Crystal, Taylor’s manager, grabs Dunn’s leg from the apron and trips him up! This gives Taylor enough time to get up and boot Dunn in the face! The fans are going wild and Crystal cheers on the outside but the fans LOSE IT as Ella Dunn walks out!
Steve White: WHAT?! IS THAT!? That’s Ella Dunn! What’s she doing out here!?
Chuck Thompson: She’s back and look how damn fine she looks Steve!
Ella gets in Crystal’s face on the outside! Crystal slaps her but Ella drops her with a big right hand! The fans go nuts but the ref bans the both from ringside! Taylor gets the opportunity as Dunn gets up! Taylor runs up and hits Sexy Attraction but before he can get impact, Dunn shoves him into the corner face first! Dunn then runs up and hits a groggy Taylor with the Heart Stopper! The fans go WILD as Dunn covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winners of this match… Chris Dunn and Xander Pierce!
The fans go wild! Dunn gets up as Ella comes in the ring but his celebration is cut short as the big Mike Smith rushes in from behind and knocks Dunn down out of anger! Crystal drags Taylor out and they retreat as Smith loses his shit and starts stomping Dunn out!
Steve White: This one is over! Stop this shit right now! Stop this shit right now, Dunn is gonna get hurt and he just earned a title shot!
Chuck Thompson: Shit! Smith is pissed!
Ella wants to stop the assault but can’t do much! The fans go wild as Xander Pierce slides back in the ring and Smith runs at him! Pierce ducks Smith then takes him out with Destination X, making the save! The fans go wild! Ella goes down and checks on a bleeding Dunn!
Steve White: Shit! That was close but Xander with the big save there!
Chuck Thompson: What a bout this has been Steve and it’s sti… WATCH OUT!
Ella’s eyes widen as Xander turns around and gets hit with Killer Effect from Kevin Hunter outta nowhere! Ella quickly drags Dunn out of the ring and helps retreat up the ramp as Chris is groggy and disoriented. Xander is down and rolls out of the ring as Hunter raises his EHWF title belt high above his head and holds his arm out!
Steve White: Well I guess Ella and Chris didn’t have the same ‘make a save’ mentality as Xander did.
Chuck Thompson: Could they really have done much? Dunn barely looks like he knows where he is right now…
Steve White: Well that looks like all we have time for tonight. It’s been one heck of a night and going into December, into the Christmas period will be exciting as it always is! I’m excited to see just what happens from the fall out of this next week! We’ll see you next week ladies and gents. Be safe and good night!
We see Hunter in the ring standing tall as he holds his title belt up high. We fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.