Post by EHWF Management on Dec 20, 2016 14:11:21 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the stage where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw Xander Pierce and Chris Dunn work together quite well as a team to take out The Challenge Champions, Beauty and The Beast to go on to the main event tonight where the winner will become the number one contender to Kevin Hunter’s EHWF Championship! It’s a special Christmas edition of Mayhem and tonight we see Christmas Chaos Extreme rules matches take hold!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right! Merry Christmas everyone and welcome! Tonight the main event isn’t going to be about who wants it more or who is stronger, it’s going to be about who hates Kevin Hunter the most! Both Xander and Chris have been attacked, targeted and victimized by Kevin Hunter but tonight will decide who gets to go further and try and take him out! You don’t want to miss this one!
Steve White: 6 Man Tag Team action takes Mayhem by storm as Mazzio, Wilmer and Aubree Celeste take on CRAZE and the EHWF Tag Team Championships are on the line in Christmas Chaos! Mazzio and Wilmer took down The Monstimals last week in a great show of force and Aubree won the Jr Heavyweight Championship in a huge triumph but will CRAZE finally show their full potential when Jace gets to lead them as a stable?!
Chuck Thompson: And if all that wasn’t enough for ya, The Hardcore Championship is also on the line as Lord Raab tries to bounce back and take down Jason Phoenix for the title tonight live! Lord Raab was a great Hardcore Champion and is looking to get the title back whereas Jason Phoenix says he’s just getting started and won’t be intimidated by Raab! Can he do it though or will Raab Raabinate him and take the gold back in this bloody and brutal contest tonight?
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what happens on this special Christmas Mayhem! This one is going to be a good one Chuck! Lets start the night!
We come to the ring as Christmas jingles and music hits and the fans go nuts! The fans are all on their feet as we pan around the arena and then come to the stage where the spotlights hit! The Christmas music still plays as Santa Clause comes out! Santa comes out on the stage dressed in his traditional red garb as the crowd gets louder!
Fans: Santa! Santa! Santa!
Steve White: It’s Santa Clause! He’s here! He’s finally here!
Chuck Thompson: We haven’t seen Santa in a long ass time but I’m glad he’s finally back on Mayhem!
Santa comes down the ramp throwing candy to children as they cheer for him. The fans lose it as Santa does some theatrics on the ramp and pyro goes off!
Santa: HO! HO! HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Santa celebrates down the ramp but as he reaches the bottom the fans go nuts as they see Kevin Hunter run down! Kevin Hunter ambushes Santa from behind and blasts him over the back of the head with the EHWF title! Santa tries to get up as the fans gasp but Hunter starts stomping on him!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! This is horrible! Santa just got fucked up from behind from Kevin Hunter and now Kevin Hunter is ruining Christmas and stomping him out!
Chuck Thompson: The fans are booing the fuck out of Hunter! Get the fuck out of here Hunter leave Santa alone!!
Hunter digs in the last few boots then leaves Santa in a pile on the bottom of the ramp as EMT’s are called out! Hunter walks back to the ring and gets in, grabbing a mic as the fans boo him!
Kevin Hunter: Shut up! SHUT UP! Everyone shut up! This isn’t Santa’s night this is my fucking night and I guarantee you all that things are going to be different from last week!
Santa gets hoisted onto a stretcher as they cart him off and the fans lose it!
Kevin Hunter: Yeah… Keep delaying my fucking air time you assholes, I’ll only be out here longer… Last week, The Beauty and The Beast were too incompetent to get the job done and now the undeserving Chris Dunn and Xander Pierce get shot at me this week. I’m not having it… Regardless of the winner tonight I will fuck both of them up. No one deserves a shot at this title! No one is on my level!
Steve White: Then why did he lose last week?
The booing intensifies but Kevin keeps talking louder.
Kevin Hunter: I lost the Jr Heavyweight title because Aubree Celeste is a bitch and Zoe McDraven kept getting in my way! That match was complete and utter bullshit and I will get revenge just like I will on Dunn and Pierce. People need to start understanding that Kevin Hunter is the boss around this joint and can’t no one do nothing about it! I’m the fucking Alpha King after all!
Hunter holds his arms out and hoists his title up, pissing the fans off even more as he smirks.
Kevin Hunter: No one is on my level and no one can beat me nor will beat me ever again. There will be no funny business anymore. Kevin Hunter wrestles against who he wants to when he wants to and that’s that. No one can tell me what to do because no one is on my level here or is actually capable of defeating m…
Conner Creed’s music hits and the fans go nuts! The boos turn to cheers and Hunter doesn’t look impressed as he looks out at Creed appearing on the stage. Creed comes out and starts to make his way down the ramp with his baseball bat and his Showtime Championship. He gets in the ring and the fans go wild.
Steve White: The new Showtime Champion Conner Creed has heard enough!
Conner Creed: What an impact! What an entrance by the EHWF Champion Kevin Hunter ladies and gents! You come out and you attack Santa, put him out of action before he even gets started! Seems like something I would do… If only everyone knew you only did it to save face from getting beat and then humiliated all night last week…
Fans: OOOOOOOH!
Creed smirks.
Kevin Hunter: That’s rich coming from you… I’ve beaten you before!
Creed tosses his baseball bat out of the ring and takes his title belt off, dropping it on the apron.
Conner Creed: The only difference between you and I in that regard, Kevin, is that I don’t have to cheat to win… I don’t have to pull the wool over my opponents eyes to win. I can beat the shit out of you or anyone with my own two hands and make you wish, you were never born.
Kevin Hunter: Ha! I’m going to make you eat those words! I’m the EHWF Champion and no one; especially you are on my lev…
Creed holds his hand up to Kevin’s face.
Conner Creed: You’re fucking right Kevin, you little shit stain... I’m not on your level bitch. I’m way fucking past it! I’m above you and everything you stand for and when I make you bleed tonight, you’re not gonna want to fuck with me ever again.
Hunter tosses off his EHWF belt and they get in each others face as a ref tries to break it up! He signals to Patricia on the outside!
We pan to the side of the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen.... This Opening contest is a Champion vs. Champion contest set for one fall!
The ref gets Creed and Hunter to opposites sides of the ring as they still talk shit to each other and get ready for their opening match!
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Already in the ring… The Showtime Champion… Conner Creed!
Hunter comes in the center and so does Creed as they get in each other’s faces again but the ref gets in the middle and tries to calm things down. He doesn’t do much good as Hunter grabs Conner’s collar and Conner grabs Hunter around the throat!
Patricia Downs: And also in the ring… The EHWF Champion… Kevin Hunter!
DING DING DING!
The match begins with Creed knocking Hunter down with a massive right hand! Hunter goes right down and Creed gets on him with big boots and stomps on the mat! Hunter tries to get out of it but grabbing at Creed but Creed comes back and knees Hunter in the face back down to the mat! Hunter gets up and Creed springs him off of the ropes! Creed goes for a clothesline but Hunter ducks it and comes back with a spinning back fist! Creed falls in the corner and Hunter runs at him but runs right into his elbow! The fans are going nuts!
Steve White: There is no love lost between Hunter and Creed! Hunter starts the night by taking out Santa and everyone in the crowd is hoping Creed takes him the fuck out!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter is a complete asshole and he realises he’s been slipping up lately. If Creed can beat him he’ll be even more pissed off than last week!
Creed stands over a hurt Hunter and boots him while he’s down! Hunter springs up and rams Creed in the gut! Creed runs up and knees Hunter in the guts but Hunter just won’t back down and takes Creed down with a big lariat! Hunter waits for Creed to get up then takes him down with a big dropkick! The fans are on their feet as Hunter stalks Creed! Hunter goes for Killer Effect but Creed propels Hunter into the corner then runs up and hits Hunter with a corner splash! Hunter stumbles around and Creed quickly bounces off of the ropes then hits Hunter with a big boot to the skull! The fans go wild and Creed covers!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Creed gives Kevin Hunter a lashing and Hunter almost loses it! Barely kicks out at 2 and a half! This contest is heating up!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter came in strong but now it looks like Creed is really inflicting the pain! Creed is dominating Hunter right now!
Creed picks Hunter up and starts whaling on his back with hard forearms until Hunter loses it and picks up Creed then drives him into the corner! Hunter starts hitting Creed with big corner thrusts and the fans are all on their feet! Creed hammers at Hunter but Hunter keeps up the thrusts and then pulls back and punches Creed right in the face! Creed comes back with a right of his own then Hunter drives a knee into Creed then punches him back into the corner! Hunter then jumps up on the second rope as Creed stumbles out of the corner then hits him with an axe handle! The fans get up as Hunter covers Creed!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Hunter covers Creed after that high impact move but Creed says no and kicks out at 2! It looks like Hunter may be out of ideas after that one!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter isn’t happy! He has underestimated the Showtime Champion! What a grueling match up!
Hunter picks Creed up and tosses him back into the corner! Hunter runs at Creed but Creed jumps up and Hunter runs into his boot! Creed gets to the second rope then dives off and takes Hunter out with a diving elbow! Creed waits for a hurt Hunter to get up! Creed fires Clothesline From Hell when he does but Hunter ducks it then takes Creed out with a big dropkick! The fans are all on their feet and go wild as Hunter rages at Creed on the mat!
Steve White: Hunter no doing whatever it takes just to keep Creed down as he loses his cool!!
Chuck Thompson: It’s just making Creed angrier! He wants to get up and crush the EHWF Champ right now and he might do just that!
Hunter stalks Creed and starts to stomp him out again but Creed grabs Hunter leg and trips him up! They both get up and Hunter tries to sweep the leg but Creed catches him and makes him pay with big rights and lefts! Creed opens Hunter up and breaks his nose as blood starts to flow! The fans go wild and Creed drops Hunter with a big right hand! Creed picks up Hunter and springs him off of the ropes! Hunter comes back and tries a clothesline but Creed ducks it and then catches Hunter on the rebound and hits him with a big tilt a whirl backbreaker! The fans go nuts as Creed covers Hunter!
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ROPE BREAK!
Steve White: CREED! He woulda had it but Hunter got the rope break! Dammit this match is amazing! What an opening contest!
Chuck Thompson: Creed has taken Hunter to the limit and if it wasn’t for the rope break then Creed would have just won this one!
Hunter gets his foot on the bottom rope but he can’t take much more! His face is all bloody and he is all groggy! Creed goes to pick him up by the head off of the mat but Hunter thumbs Creed in the eye and everyone boos! This gives Hunter enough time to get up but Creed runs up and boots Hunter in the gut. Creed tries to recover from his hurt eye but Hunter chops Creed in the chest with Creed responding with a big right hand which almost knocks Hunter out!
Steve White: Hunter rocked with that massive right hand from Creed and now it seems that Creed is ready to finish the Champion!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter still has some fight left in him but he is looking pretty beat up!!
Hunter stumbles around and swings but Creed grabs his arm and whips him into the ropes! Creed fires Clothesline From Hell but barely misses, mainly due to his injured eye! Hunter goes for Killer Effect but Creed propels him off of him and back into the ropes! Creed’s eye affects his accuracy again as a second Clothelsine From Hell misses and Hunter spins Creed around, hitting him with Killer Effect! The fans boo wildly and Kevin Hunter hooks both of Creed’s legs with his belt buckle as well for extra leverage as Creed looks like he still has life…
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The EHWF Champion… Kevin Hunter!
Steve White: NO! Hunter does it! Hunter does it at the last second! This was Creed’s match!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter picks up a much needed win tonight but Creed doesn’t look happy the way it just went down!!
Hunter gets up and taunts the fans with his EHWF title as they boo him! Creed comes in and smacks Hunter in the back with his baseball bat! Hunter screams in pain as the fans cheer! Creed goes for his head next but Hunter rolls out of the ring and sprints out up the ramp!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Creed wasn’t happy and he damn near tried to kill Hunter there!
Chuck Thompson: Can you blame him! Hunter is a dirty prick and he hurt Santa!!
Hunter legs it out of the area through the curtain as Creed points his bat out to him. The fans cheer as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back and Patricia Downs is ready to announce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following match is set for one fall!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Zoe McDraven!
The pounding beat of “That’s My Girl” by Fifth Harmony comes through the arena’s PA system as various hued pink lights flood the arena. When the beat starts for the second time, Ella Dunn comes out from the backstage area with her right hand on her hip. She walks to the top of the stage and looks around, raising her other hand in the air with two fingers extended before she begins to stomp down the ramp like it’s a runway as the hook starts. She runs her hands up and down her torso once before her hand returns to her hip.
Ella reaches the ring and walks up the steel ring steps, hand still on her hip. She climbs the furthest turnbuckle to the middle rung, kissing her two fingers before raising her hand in the air again with a wink. She then runs to the one diagonal and repeats the motions before hopping down. She moves to the furthest side of the turnbuckle and sits on the middle rope with her arms across the top one as she waits for the arrival of her opponent, her theme music
Patricia Downs: And next… Her opponent… Ella Dunn!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings. Zoe McDraven looks at Ella Dunn and sizes her up. Zoe swipes at Ella with a quick punch but Ella dodges it. Zoe tries for a couple of kicks but Ella ducks them. McDraven backs off to regroup as Ella stands on the other side of the ring. McDraven runs in and tries to grab Ella but Ella dodges that as well and Zoe realizes that Ella isn’t as rusty as she thought. Zoe smirks.
Steve White: Zoe McDraven had a good end of year but just the last few weeks she seems to have gotten back to her off weeks and on weeks flip flop complex. Tonight she’s looking to pick up a big one.
Chuck Thompson: Zoe definitely has momentum going for her but a win here over Ella would give her a much needed boost. I think she can do it!
The match picks up in pace again. Zoe swings a punch, but Ella once again ducks it. Zoe becomes frustrated with Ella’s speed and just locks up with her instead. Ella pulls in Zoe close and side slams her, devastating her into the mat! Zoe rolls back up to her feet in pain as she quickly takes refuge in the corner looking pissed off.
Steve White: Zoe not as confident as she started out, seemingly taking to the corner to re-plan her attack on Ella tonight...
Chuck Thompson: Ella is taking slow control of this match but Zoe is just regrouping. One Zoe gets a moment to think she’s almost unstoppable so Ella needs to apply pressure before Zoe comes up with a plan!
Zoe goes to tie up with Ella but stops at the last moment and grabs Ella from behind. Zoe starts to knee Ella in the back a few times. Zoe pushes Ella into the corner before she breaks out. Zoe then boots Ella in the midsection and tries to control the match. Zoe takes a big run up and hits a big clothesline on Ella in the corner! Ella stumbles around and swings but Zoe ducks and dropkicks Ella in the chest, sending her back into the corner and following up on Ella with a big corner splash as the fans go nuts!
Steve White: Now Zoe is trying to open up a gap between Ella and herself. Zoe is appearing to control the match now but Ella can’t be taken lightly! Ella was doing great but Zoe just claws back order in this match
Chuck Thompson: Zoe has the experience and the skill advantage over Ella and she is using that right now. If Zoe can really hammer out a few more moves then Ella’s good start will go to waste and Zoe will definitely win this contest!
Zoe hits Ella with a right hand, still doing as much damage as she can. Zoe goes for another swing but Ella grabs her fist and punches Zoe in the ribs, sending Zoe down to her knee! Ella irish whips Zoe against the ropes and when she comes back, Ella hits Zoe with a massive spinning kick to the head! Zoe tries to get up in desperation but Ella grabs her and hits her with a big belly to belly suplex! Zoe is about to get thrown around again but she clings to the ropes and the ref stops Ella. Ella backs off but Zoe pulls back on the ropes and elbows Ella in the face, sending her down as both women are exhausted and hurt!
Steve White: It’s getting wild now! Ella fighting back hard and hurting Zoe but Zoe just not staying down and hitting Ella with a big one there!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe has given herself a bigger chance here and Ella is going to have to work a lot harder for this win!
Zoe dives onto Ella and grabs her hair, slamming Ella’s head into the mat! Ella tosses Zoe off of her and tries to get up but Zoe drops an elbow onto Ella’s back! Zoe grabs Ella and goes for a suplex but she can’t get her up. Ella reverses it into a suplex of her own, tossing Zoe down into the mat! Zoe gets up but Ella hits her with a clothesline! Ella hits Zoe with another clothesline and then drops a big elbow onto Zoe. Zoe goes to cling to the ropes again but Ella doesn’t let her and picks her up, hitting her with a sideslam! Ella then runs up and springs off of the second ropes hitting Zoe with a big moonsault as the fans go nuts!
Steve White: Uh Oh! Ella may do it here tonight, she just did a load of damage right there!
Chuck Thompson: Well it looks like Ella took it up a notch! Fast pace and big offense right there and Zoe looks like she’s hurt!
Ella looks at Zoe down on the mat. She picks Zoe up but Zoe elbows her in the side! Zoe runs up to swing a punch at Ella but Ella grabs her and hits Zoe with a facebuster! Zoe rolls around trying to recover but Ella grabs Zoe by the hair and hits her with a back body drop! The crowd is going wild as Ella gets up with a smirk on her face. Ella runs up and springs off of the second rope again, hitting a moonsault, this time covering Zoe as the fans all get to their feet!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Ella may be in the zone but it looks like Zoe is a complete monster to be able to kick out of all of that after this long! Zoe is an animal right now!
Chuck Thompson: I have to agree. Zoe has fought hard and she still has a shot at winning but Ella is trying her hardest to keep up and go for some big momentum in her long awaited return to EHWF!
Ella grabs Zoe from behind but Zoe flips her on the mat! Ella goes to get up but gets drop kicked back down by Zoe! Zoe bounces off of the ropes and jumps up on the second ropes and springs off to Ella! Ella catches Zoe in mid air and hugs her then gets her into an abdominal stretch! Zoe screams in pain but is able to worm out of the hold! Zoe boots Ella in the midsection then swings at her but Ella ducks and comes back with a crushing bulldog! Zoe hits the mat with a hard force and doesn’t get back up. Ella stands with smile out to the crowd!
Steve White: What an impact after that huge bulldog! Ella just scrambled Zoe’s head there!
Chuck Thompson: This is a great match... but I think it’s over! Is Zoe gonna lose!?
Ella comes over and covers but as she does Zoe twists the momentum and wraps Ella up in a small package! The fans go nuts!
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Steve White: Whoa! Wait!
Ella barely kicks out and Zoe is shocked as the fans all get up and go wild for the action! The fans love it! Both women are spent but get up as Zoe boots Ella in the midsection first then bounces off of the ropes and tries for Shockwave! Ella avoids it then when back in position, Ella hits Zoe with Ella Bella! The fans go NUTS as Ella covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Ella Dunn!
Ella gets up to celebrate as her music hits! Zoe has taken the life out of her and Ella falls against the corner, exhausted and battered. Zoe gets up and rolls out of the ring as Ella looks at her from inside. They stare each other down for a moment before nodding at each other! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Another great match! What a fight by these two women!!
Ella celebrates to the cheering fans and her music as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring. Patricia Downs makes her way to the ring with her mic, ready to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a 6 person tag team match set for one fall under Christmas Chaos rules and is for the Tag Team Championships!
"Carnival Of Darkness" plays on the sound system. The lights go out. They come back on with Jace, Angus and Andre stood in the centre of the ring. They look around at the crowd menacingly as the carnival music hits full swing. Jace barks orders at Andre and Angus as they wait.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… CRAZE!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Jack You Up" by Mindless Self Indulgence began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope, throwing his right fist into the air and yelling out into the cheers from the crowd as "Back You Up" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And next… Their opponent… One half of the Tag Team Champions… Wilmer Patacky!
Mazzio and Aubree’s music hit as they run out onto the stage and the fans go nuts! They perform some theatrics before some pyro goes off and they run down the ramp high fiving fans! Mazzio helps Aubree into the ring and they both get up on turnbuckles, celebrating as they wait for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And now… The other half of the Tag Team Champions… Mazzio and the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Wilmer locks up with Andre Pierre! Pierre starts to get some good knees in until Wilmer powers Andre down to the mat! Wilmer gets some shocking forearm blows to Andre’s face but Andre flips Wilmer off of him! They get up and Andre hits Wilmer with an armdrag! They get up and lock up once more! Andre is quicker with a knee but Wilmer tosses Andre like a sack of potatoes on the mat! Andre gets to his feet and swings wildly but Wilmer dodges everything then boots Andre in the gut and hits him with a big DDT! Wilmer is going to end it early!
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Andre gets up only to get wrapped up in an armhold! Andre reverses it into a headlock which Wilmer responds by lifting Andre up high and planting him on the mat with a back body drop! The fans are going nuts as the fight intensifies! On the outside Aubree has a tinsel and Christmas light wrapped steel chair in her hands as she beats Angus with it but Jace comes from behind and knocks her down! Wilmer gets on Andre again but Andre comes back with a glass Christmas ball and smashes it over Wilmer’s head!
Steve White: Aubree beating Angus with that Christmas steel chair and really taking it to him but Jace makes the save! Wilmer fighting Andre but Andre not taking any guff and smashes a Christmas ball over Wilmer’s head! This one is already bloody!
Chuck Thompson: The ring and outside are littered with Christmas themed weapons as ‘Christmas Chaos’ is living up to it’s name… Why is Mazzio just hanging back though?
Mazzio holds back, not attacking, only taking a minute to shove Jace off of Aubree. Wilmer starts to hit Andre with left and right strikes! Andre desperately bursts out with a lariat! Andre grabs a oversized candy cane and starts to beat Wilmer on the mat with it! Aubree turns her attention back to Jace and boots him in the side then turns back and hits Angus with a swinging kick only for Angus to hit her with a present in the back! Angus opens the present and pulls out a bar tray! He hits Aubree in the back with it and she goes down as everyone wonders why Mazzio is holding back!
Steve White: Wilmer was taking it to Andre but Andre is fighting back! Aubree was taking out Angus but Angus is using Christmas Chaos to his advantage now. Why on Earth is Mazzio just holding back and not doing much…
Chuck Thompson: We know Mazzio has been a little pissed about carrying Wilmer in their Tag Team matches… Maybe this is a test!
Aubree rushes into the match and ducks a swing from Angus! Wilmer pushes Angus and Aubree hits him with a mean dropkick as they work together! Angus gets up but gets another dropkick to the chest! They both get up this time and Angus forces Aubree to lock up! He gets some elbows in on her then pushes her away and boots her in the midsection! He blocks a swing and drops her with a spinning clothesline! Jace comes up and rolls Aubree back in the ring! Wilmer goes to help but Andre wraps Christmas lights around Wilmer’s throat and starts choking him! In the ring Angus covers Aubree!
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Aubree reverses it into one of her own!
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Angus changes the polarity of the bridge to suit his own cover again!
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Aubree pushes back and covers Angus!
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Angus kicks out and they both get back up! The fans are going crazy right now and they lock up once more! Angus again starts to pull away with the upper hand as he hits Aubree with an elbow or two but Aubree hits him with a Karate flip right on the mat! The fans are to their feet as Aubree bounces off of the ropes jumps up on the second and then hits Angus with a big moonsault! She doesn’t waste time covering and instead picks him up and scoopslams him right back down! Angus tries to struggle to his feet as Aubree gets a giant candy cane and starts beating him on the mat with it!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! This contest is heating up! Aubree using her speed but Mazzio is still not doing much! He’s just making sure Aubree doesn’t get hurt… Why isn’t he fighting?
Chuck Thompson: CRAZE are working together well and they are able to survive as it is pretty much 2 vs. 3!
Wilmer breaks out of the lights and runs a headbutt right into Andre’s face! Wilmer rams Andre into the ringpost! Jace comes back into the picture but Wilmer hits him with a big Enziguri! The fans are all starting to get behind Wilmer as Wilmer picks up Andre and tosses him into the steel steps! Wilmer turns around and gets a snowball to the face from Jace! Jace hoists Wilmer up and drives him into the apron then starts thrusting in his midsection as Angus comes over and they double team him!
Steve White: Wilmer was taking one two at once but Jace was able to even it out and now he’s getting double teamed! Is Mazzio going to do something… He’s not proving anything right now!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer and Aubree have used great speed to help their team even with one man down but CRAZE are just too erratic and seem to be getting away with all of their assaults!
Wilmer is able to get up but he’s bleeding! Wilmer swings but Jace ducks and takes out Wilmer’s leg! The fans are all on their feet for this one! Andre lines Wilmer’s head up with the candy cane but Aubree makes the save and takes Andre out with a baseball slide from the ring! Angus follows her to the outside and knocks her down with a forearm! Wilmer boots Jace in the gut but Jace runs up and rams him into the ring post once more! Mazzio steps forward and the fans cheer!!
Steve White: Oh shit… Here Mazzio comes!
Chuck Thompson: Fuck… Look at the size of this guy…
Mazzio: All right guys, my turn… This is taking too long!
The fans all go nuts as Angus turns his attention to Mazzio! He lunges at Mazzio but Mazzio explodes with speed and drives a fist into his gut! Angus’ eyes roll into the back of his head and he coughs up some blood as he falls on the outside! Aubree gets up and runs over to Mazzio! The fans go wild as Andre is apprehensive but picks up the Christmas chair and runs at Mazzio but Mazzio spins and takes Andre out with a spinning back fist to the chair into Andre’s face! Andre is down and out! Jace drops Wilmer and starts to dance around with his weird theatrics! Jace skips over to Mazzio but Mazzio blasts off at top speed and hits Jace with a massive Iron Punch, instantly knocking him out! The fans roar as the ref comes over and signals for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: CRAZE are no longer able to compete in this match. Due to victory by knockout… Here are your winners… The team of Mazzio, Aubree Celeste and… Wilmer Patacky!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Mazzio ended it and I think a little bit of intensity just built between Wilmer and Mazzio. Is Wilmer pulling his weight?
Wilmer shakes his head as he follows Mazzio and Aubree up the ramp. Mazzio meets Aubree under the mistletoe on the stage and hoists her up, bringing her in and making out with her as the fans go nuts. Wilmer looks back and the destroyed CRAZE members getting medical assistance as we fade out to a commercial.
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the opening contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a Hardcore match and its for the Hardcore Championship!
The lights dim down and gray spotlight lights begin highlighting throughout the arena. As the spotlight continues to wave across over the crowd, smoke start to rise up from the top of the entrance ramp when two figures begin to make their ways out from the entrance curtains. Before their faces become visible, “Violence Fetish” by Disturbed hits over the PA system and the fans erupt with cheers.
“Being accompanied by his wife, “The Vixen” Morgan Alvertez-Phoenix, weighing in at 243 pounds, standing in 6 foot, 2 inches, and hailing from Miami, Florida: he is… “The Living Legend” JASON PHOENIX!”
He steps out from the smoke with his arms extended outward and his head looking up at the top of the ramp. He has his eyes close as his wife walks out beside him. She is clapping as she cocks her head up. Jason Phoenix is wearing a pair of silver wrestling tights with black lettering that reads, “Phoenix” down the right leg. He has a black and silver cape tied by a string around his neck. Morgan Alvertez has a short black strapless dress with a pair of clear stiletto heels. She begins strutting down the ring after her husband as fans hang over the barricade trying to touch the Living Legend. He remains fixated on the ring as he’s glaring down at it. He makes his way to the ring apron as Morgan Alvertez struts over to the steel stairs. As she makes her way to the ring apron, Jason Phoenix walks along to the front of the ring. She ducks down under the second rope entering the ring as her husband pulls himself on the apron, and turning toward his adoring fans. She struts over to him as she reaches her hands over to the string of his cape. He unties it as the cape falls to the ring apron and he starts screaming in tongues. Morgan Alvertez walks over to the far corner and leans her elbow on the top turnbuckle as she smirks over at her husband. He turns sideways and steps over the second rope. Once inside the ring, he walks to the opposing corner and climbs on the second rope. He opens his arms up and starts to yell, “The Era of the Phoenix is here!” He looks up at the ramp when his theme slowly fades and the lights flicker back on.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... The Hardcore Champion… Jason Phoenix!
"Monster" by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain with Henry Losak wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start with Henry standing outside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next... His opponent… Lord Raab!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Jason and Lord Raab come into the center and get in each others face! Lord Raab throws the first punch, a right hand right into the jaw of Phoenix! Phoenix responds with one of his own until Raab pushes Phoenix back and big boots him dead in the corner! Raab pulls back and starts hitting Phoenix in the corner with big corner thrusts to the gut and chest then pulls back and whips Phoenix into the opposing corner! Raab runs up for a corner move but Phoenix jumps up and Raab runs into his boot! Phoenix runs up and takes Raab down with a massive running high knee in the center of the ring! The fans go wild as Raab looks up and we see him enraged instead of hurt!
Steve White: Lord Raab wants to bounce back after he and Samuel McPherson were unable to recapture the Tag Team Championships last week. Can Raab get more gold?!
Chuck Thompson: Raab is no stranger to gold or the Hardcore title but Phoenix isn’t about to lose it easily here tonight! He wants to take Raab out!!
Phoenix picks Raab up and headbutts him! Raab stumbles around until Phoenix follows up with an enziguri! Raab stumbles out of the ring and tries to recover near the apron! Phoenix reaches out to the outside and grabs Raab’s hair to pull him back in but Raab grabs a sheet of glass from under the ring and smashes the pane over Phoenix’s face! Raab gets back in the ring as Phoenix is in pain and bleeding! Raab big boots Phoneix in the skull to the mat and taunts as Raab quickly covers him!
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Steve White: Ohhh that was a close one right there! Raab smashed glass right into Jason Phoenix’s face there! Jason is bleeding bad and he could be blinded!!
Chuck Thompson: If he can’t see it’s going to be hard for he to retain, especially against someone like Raab!
Raab picks Phoenix up but Phoenix drops down and hits a jawbreaker! The fans cheer as Phoenix gets back up! They trade blows until Raab boots Phoenix in the gut and lines him up for a running move but Phoenix side steps out of it and gets Raab in a sleeper hold! Raab yells in pain but Phoenix keeps him twisted up and runs him right into the turnbuckle! Phoenix backs off and runs up hitting Raab with a big running high corner knee then runs him over for a snapmare but can’t get it! Raab shoves Phoenix right into the corner and then follows up with a big corner clothesline! Raab shakes his head. He brings in a table from outside and runs it into Jason’s head as he gets back in! Jason is bleeding badly now!!
Steve White: Raab is destroying Phoenix right now with amazingly ruthless and Hardcore offense!
Chuck Thompson: Raab needs to save face after getting a big of a hiding from Mazzio last week and he’s doing just that by dominating the Hardcore Champ! Raab is a Hardcore specialist after all!
Raab elbows Phoenix in the side of the head and gets him up! Raab plants a big boot square on Phoenix’s chest and sends him to the mat! Raab goes outside and brings in some barbed wire as the fans go NUTS! Raab sets up the table in the center of the ring then wraps the barbed wire around it! The fans get loud and Raab picks Phoenix up bit Phoenix starts hitting Raab with wild rights and lefts!!
Steve White: Raab thinking hardcore here but Phoenix doesn’t want any of it!!
Chuck Thompson: Raab is freaking crazy! What’s this guy gonna do just to win a title!!
Phoenix swings a big fist into Raab’s head and breaks free of his grasp! Raab teeters near the table so Phoenix bounces off of the ropes and comes at Raab! Raab out of nowhere grabs Phoenix around the throat! The fans go nuts and Raab chokeslams Phoenix right through the barbwire table! The fans go nuts as Phoenix screams in pain and Raab lines him up!
Steve White: Raab just went hardcore and put Phoenix though that damn barbwire table! Phoenix is all fucked up now! Raab is going into ruthless mode, he has no regard for the safety of Phoenix!
Chuck Thompson: Shit! Raab is gonna do it! Jason, don’t get up!
Jason gets up and Raab hits him with Killerbuster right onto the broken glass! Phoenix is destroyed in a bloody mess on the mat as the fans go wild for the action and Raab laughs. Raab covers!
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Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the NEW Hardcore Champion… Lord Raab!
Phoenix is down but Lord Raab doesn’t care. He grabs Phoenix by the throat and tosses him out of the ring!
Chuck Thompson: A title change on Mayhem! Raab does it! Raab freaking does it! Phoenix just got fucked up!
Raab holds the title belt high as he gets some boos and we fade out to a commercial.
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the main event contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this main event contest is a Christmas Chaos match where the winner will become the Number One Contender for the EHWF Championship!
The opening roar of "Ready for War (Pray for Peace)" by Adelitas Way is heard throughout the arena as the fans explode into cheers. Chris Dunn makes it out onto the stage as you can feel the energy radiating off of him as a more upbeat guitar is heard. Chris points down to the ground, before he is seen flailing his arms up and down as he spins around so his back is facing the ring, before jumping up and down a bit as Ella joins him her back facing the ring, a big smile on her face before Chris points towards the crowd and proceeds to twerk – to the delight of the female fans, before Chris runs his hands through his wet dirty blonde slicked back hair and throwing his arms out as he lets out a loud battle cry. He spins back around and does a small fist pump, you can see a smirk on Chris' face as he chews his gum. Once again Chris points downwards and pointing towards himself and then to the crowd before you can hear him yell out: "You know what time it is!" before this time pointing down over to the ring, running his hands through his hair a bit before slapping the back of his thighs a few times, flailing his arms up and down once more a bit. Chris made his way around the ring as he hopped up onto the other ring apron and went to enter the ring, however he hesitated and just sat on the middle rope and once again pointed downwards before then pointing out towards the crowd. Chris entered the ring completely as he walked around the ring, still chewing his gum as he stopped, looking out at the crowd another smirk appearing on his face as he removed his trademark sleeveless hoodie before beginning to hop up and down inside the ring, as he awaited the arrival of his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... Chris Dunn!
The opening piano beings and slowly transitions to the opening riff of Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold. The fans elevate to their feet as The Vigilante, Xander Pierce, steps out onto the stage, wearing his usual wrestling attire. He raises his arms up to the sky and basks in the glory. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, greeting a few fans here and there as he reaches the ring. Leaping up onto the steel steps, he walks across the ring edge motioning for the crowd to continue their prayers. He leaps over the ring ropes and poses in the center of the ring before moving to a corner of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next... His opponent… Xander Pierce!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and the fans go nuts as Xander and Chris instantly start trading big blows! Both men get nowhere so Dunn rolls out of the ring! Xander slides out as Dunn grabs a Christmas steel chair and rams it into Dunn’s face! Xander grabs a giant candy cane and hits Dunn with it! Dunn hits Xander in the side with the chair but Xander fires back with the cane shot! Xander twists a kick into Dunn’s midsection and Dunn drops the chair! Xander then snaps the cane over his back and the fans go wild as Dunn goes down to the floor!
Steve White: And all ready the Christmas weapons are broken out and this Christmas Chaos even has already turned extreme!!
Chuck Thompson: Both men hate Kevin Hunter and want to win this match more than anything right now!
Xander picks Dunn up and runs him into a Christmas tree set up around the ring! Xander picks Dunn back up but Dunn has Christmas lights and whips Xander in the face with them then whips him in the back! Dunn bunches up the lights and throws them in Xander’s face! Dunn picks Xander up and hits him with a big atomic drop as Xander falls hurt onto the apron! Dunn runs at him but Xander sidesteps and Dunn hits the apron hard! Xander thinks he’s got this but Dunn ducks him from behind then gets Xander into a chicken wing hold before tossing him into the Christmas tree! The fans are going wild as Dunn opens a present and it turns out to be a fire extinguisher! Xander gets up but Dunn sprays him with the extinguisher then runs through the smog and hits Xander in the head with it! Xander goes down bleeding!
Steve White: Shit! Dunn with that huge move right there and Xander might have a concussion after that one!
Chuck Thompson: Dunn needed to do something there, he was getting beat and losing control pretty quickly to Xander!
Dunn picks Xander up but Xander drops down and hits Dunn with a jawbreaker! Xander wipes the blood away and climbs a bit of the tree, jumping off and landing on Dunn with a big cross body! The fans are all on their feet going nuts as Xander forces himself up and opens a present! He unwraps an alarm clock and when Dunn gets to a knee, Xander smashes the clock over Dunn’s head! Dunn is down and Xander picks him up, rolling him inside the ring!
Steve White: Xander back in control and it looks like he has a tight grip over this match right now!
Chuck Thompson: What an awesome match Steve! I have to say Xander is in control right now but Dunn doesn’t look like he’s giving up!
Dunn rolls out the other side of the ring and goes to recover but Xander follows him! Xander lunges at him but Dunn sidesteps him, gets behind Xander then wraps tinsel around Xander’s neck and stars choking him! The fans go wild but the tinsel snaps and Xander is released! Xander grabs a giant candy cane and swats Dunn in the head with it! Dunn falls back and Xander goes to recover. Xander uses the ring post to get up but as he does Dunn runs up on the apron then dives off, landing on Xander with a big crossbody! The fans go nuts as both men are down and bleeding on the outside!
Fans: Ohhhhh!
Steve White: This is awesome! Look at the action in this one! Both men are giving it their all but only one can win!
Chuck Thompson: These two are putting on one amazing match right now Steve! Hunter must be in the back getting nervous!
They slowly get up but Xander gets up quicker as he smashes a glass Christmas ball off of the back of Dunn’s head! Xander picks Dunn up and rolls him onto the apron! He goes to roll him in the ring but Dunn swats a quick kick to the side of Xander’s head! The fans are all on their feet! Dunn gets down and unwraps another present! It’s and Eli Sykes DVD! Dunn pulls back and smacks it right into Xander’s head as the packaging breaks! The fans are all on their feet as Dunn, this time brings Xander back to the ring and rolls him in!
Steve White: That was a close one! Dunn fihts some control back and it looks like he wants to end it right now!
Chuck Thompson: Watch out!
Dunn hits Xander with a standing moonsault and covers!
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Dunn picks up Xander and runs him into the corner! Dunn runs at Xander but Xander dives out of the way and Dunn hits the corner as Xander rolls him up and the fans go wild!
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Steve White: Both men trying to end it but no luck! They might be battered and bleeding from this hardcore Christmas match but they want this so bad right now!
Chuck Thompson: They’re gonna destroy each other tonight Steve!
The fans are all on their feet! Both men get up and just start trading lefts and rights until Xander starts to win out! Xander swings a big haymaker but Dunn ducks it and hits Xander with a big roundhouse! Xander falls in the corner and Dunn wants Namedropper but Xander won’t let him have it! Xander with kicks and strikes, Dunn with punches and elbows! Both men are bleeding and exhausted but keep fighting as Dunn picks Xander up and hits him with an inverted atomic drop! Dunn goes for the Christmas chair but Xander kicks it out of his hand then hits him with a swinging neckbreaker!
Steve White: Xander saves himself! What a massive move!!
Chuck Thompson: I love it! Look at the wreckage in the ring! Look what both men have been though! This shows determination!
Xander and Dunn get up! Xander start hitting Dunn with big knees to the side until Dunn pushes him off of him! Xander grabs the Christmas chair but Dunn goes for Namedropper, narrowly missing Xander’s head but kicking the chair out of the ring! Xander pushes Dunn against the ropes and Dunn grabs tinsel! He swings but Xander ducks and goes for Destination X but Dunn shoves Xander against the ropes, jumps on his back, gets the tinsel around him and hits him with a Christmas Heartstopper! The fans go BERSERK as both men are on the mat and Dunn covers with his last ounce of strength!
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Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Chris Dunn!
Steve White: Dunn does it! Dunn does it! He’s the new number one contender!
Chuck Thompson: What a match! Both men did amazing! Somehow Dunn came back outta nowhere and used that tinsel with his Heartstopper move to win! Amazing effort!!
The bell sounds and the fans are all going nuts! Xander sits up and Dunn limps to his feet. Both men look at each other but don’t get a second to have a reaction as Kevin Hunter comes in and knocks Dunn down then boots Xander back down to the mat! Hunter spins around and starts stomping out Dunn!
Steve White: NO! NO! Hunter is out here and he’s ambushing right now! He’s taking these guys out and really taking it to Dunn! These guys can’t take anymore after the match they had…
Chuck Thompson: Yeah and no one is gonna help the… WAIT!
The fans go nuts as Santa sprints down the ramp, losing some of his stuffing! He slides in and Hunter goes for a clothesline but Santa ducks him then comes back with a big diving forearm then kicks up! Hunter gets up and Santa is all over him with rights and lefts until he superkicks him over the top rope out of the ring!
Steve White: SANTA! SANTA! He’s back and he’s making the same and getting revenge on Hunter at the same time! What a night!
Chuck Thompson: You can’t keep Santa down, it’s just something you can’t do!
The fans go nuts as Santa chases Hunter through the crowd! Xander and Dunn get up. Dunn leans on the ropes exhausted as Ella Dunn comes out and gets in the ring to check on him.
Steve White: Well it’s been an amazing night ladies and gents and next week should be even better after all of this! That’s all we have time for. Thank you for great 2016, be safe, goodnight and Merry Christmas and a happy new year! We’ll see you in January!
Xander gets out of the ring. He shares an intense stare down with Dunn as we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw Xander Pierce and Chris Dunn work together quite well as a team to take out The Challenge Champions, Beauty and The Beast to go on to the main event tonight where the winner will become the number one contender to Kevin Hunter’s EHWF Championship! It’s a special Christmas edition of Mayhem and tonight we see Christmas Chaos Extreme rules matches take hold!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right! Merry Christmas everyone and welcome! Tonight the main event isn’t going to be about who wants it more or who is stronger, it’s going to be about who hates Kevin Hunter the most! Both Xander and Chris have been attacked, targeted and victimized by Kevin Hunter but tonight will decide who gets to go further and try and take him out! You don’t want to miss this one!
Steve White: 6 Man Tag Team action takes Mayhem by storm as Mazzio, Wilmer and Aubree Celeste take on CRAZE and the EHWF Tag Team Championships are on the line in Christmas Chaos! Mazzio and Wilmer took down The Monstimals last week in a great show of force and Aubree won the Jr Heavyweight Championship in a huge triumph but will CRAZE finally show their full potential when Jace gets to lead them as a stable?!
Chuck Thompson: And if all that wasn’t enough for ya, The Hardcore Championship is also on the line as Lord Raab tries to bounce back and take down Jason Phoenix for the title tonight live! Lord Raab was a great Hardcore Champion and is looking to get the title back whereas Jason Phoenix says he’s just getting started and won’t be intimidated by Raab! Can he do it though or will Raab Raabinate him and take the gold back in this bloody and brutal contest tonight?
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what happens on this special Christmas Mayhem! This one is going to be a good one Chuck! Lets start the night!
We come to the ring as Christmas jingles and music hits and the fans go nuts! The fans are all on their feet as we pan around the arena and then come to the stage where the spotlights hit! The Christmas music still plays as Santa Clause comes out! Santa comes out on the stage dressed in his traditional red garb as the crowd gets louder!
Fans: Santa! Santa! Santa!
Steve White: It’s Santa Clause! He’s here! He’s finally here!
Chuck Thompson: We haven’t seen Santa in a long ass time but I’m glad he’s finally back on Mayhem!
Santa comes down the ramp throwing candy to children as they cheer for him. The fans lose it as Santa does some theatrics on the ramp and pyro goes off!
Santa: HO! HO! HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Santa celebrates down the ramp but as he reaches the bottom the fans go nuts as they see Kevin Hunter run down! Kevin Hunter ambushes Santa from behind and blasts him over the back of the head with the EHWF title! Santa tries to get up as the fans gasp but Hunter starts stomping on him!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! This is horrible! Santa just got fucked up from behind from Kevin Hunter and now Kevin Hunter is ruining Christmas and stomping him out!
Chuck Thompson: The fans are booing the fuck out of Hunter! Get the fuck out of here Hunter leave Santa alone!!
Hunter digs in the last few boots then leaves Santa in a pile on the bottom of the ramp as EMT’s are called out! Hunter walks back to the ring and gets in, grabbing a mic as the fans boo him!
Kevin Hunter: Shut up! SHUT UP! Everyone shut up! This isn’t Santa’s night this is my fucking night and I guarantee you all that things are going to be different from last week!
Santa gets hoisted onto a stretcher as they cart him off and the fans lose it!
Kevin Hunter: Yeah… Keep delaying my fucking air time you assholes, I’ll only be out here longer… Last week, The Beauty and The Beast were too incompetent to get the job done and now the undeserving Chris Dunn and Xander Pierce get shot at me this week. I’m not having it… Regardless of the winner tonight I will fuck both of them up. No one deserves a shot at this title! No one is on my level!
Steve White: Then why did he lose last week?
The booing intensifies but Kevin keeps talking louder.
Kevin Hunter: I lost the Jr Heavyweight title because Aubree Celeste is a bitch and Zoe McDraven kept getting in my way! That match was complete and utter bullshit and I will get revenge just like I will on Dunn and Pierce. People need to start understanding that Kevin Hunter is the boss around this joint and can’t no one do nothing about it! I’m the fucking Alpha King after all!
Hunter holds his arms out and hoists his title up, pissing the fans off even more as he smirks.
Kevin Hunter: No one is on my level and no one can beat me nor will beat me ever again. There will be no funny business anymore. Kevin Hunter wrestles against who he wants to when he wants to and that’s that. No one can tell me what to do because no one is on my level here or is actually capable of defeating m…
Conner Creed’s music hits and the fans go nuts! The boos turn to cheers and Hunter doesn’t look impressed as he looks out at Creed appearing on the stage. Creed comes out and starts to make his way down the ramp with his baseball bat and his Showtime Championship. He gets in the ring and the fans go wild.
Steve White: The new Showtime Champion Conner Creed has heard enough!
Conner Creed: What an impact! What an entrance by the EHWF Champion Kevin Hunter ladies and gents! You come out and you attack Santa, put him out of action before he even gets started! Seems like something I would do… If only everyone knew you only did it to save face from getting beat and then humiliated all night last week…
Fans: OOOOOOOH!
Creed smirks.
Kevin Hunter: That’s rich coming from you… I’ve beaten you before!
Creed tosses his baseball bat out of the ring and takes his title belt off, dropping it on the apron.
Conner Creed: The only difference between you and I in that regard, Kevin, is that I don’t have to cheat to win… I don’t have to pull the wool over my opponents eyes to win. I can beat the shit out of you or anyone with my own two hands and make you wish, you were never born.
Kevin Hunter: Ha! I’m going to make you eat those words! I’m the EHWF Champion and no one; especially you are on my lev…
Creed holds his hand up to Kevin’s face.
Conner Creed: You’re fucking right Kevin, you little shit stain... I’m not on your level bitch. I’m way fucking past it! I’m above you and everything you stand for and when I make you bleed tonight, you’re not gonna want to fuck with me ever again.
Hunter tosses off his EHWF belt and they get in each others face as a ref tries to break it up! He signals to Patricia on the outside!
We pan to the side of the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen.... This Opening contest is a Champion vs. Champion contest set for one fall!
The ref gets Creed and Hunter to opposites sides of the ring as they still talk shit to each other and get ready for their opening match!
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Already in the ring… The Showtime Champion… Conner Creed!
Hunter comes in the center and so does Creed as they get in each other’s faces again but the ref gets in the middle and tries to calm things down. He doesn’t do much good as Hunter grabs Conner’s collar and Conner grabs Hunter around the throat!
Patricia Downs: And also in the ring… The EHWF Champion… Kevin Hunter!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Kevin Hunter vs. Conner Creed
The match begins with Creed knocking Hunter down with a massive right hand! Hunter goes right down and Creed gets on him with big boots and stomps on the mat! Hunter tries to get out of it but grabbing at Creed but Creed comes back and knees Hunter in the face back down to the mat! Hunter gets up and Creed springs him off of the ropes! Creed goes for a clothesline but Hunter ducks it and comes back with a spinning back fist! Creed falls in the corner and Hunter runs at him but runs right into his elbow! The fans are going nuts!
Steve White: There is no love lost between Hunter and Creed! Hunter starts the night by taking out Santa and everyone in the crowd is hoping Creed takes him the fuck out!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter is a complete asshole and he realises he’s been slipping up lately. If Creed can beat him he’ll be even more pissed off than last week!
Creed stands over a hurt Hunter and boots him while he’s down! Hunter springs up and rams Creed in the gut! Creed runs up and knees Hunter in the guts but Hunter just won’t back down and takes Creed down with a big lariat! Hunter waits for Creed to get up then takes him down with a big dropkick! The fans are on their feet as Hunter stalks Creed! Hunter goes for Killer Effect but Creed propels Hunter into the corner then runs up and hits Hunter with a corner splash! Hunter stumbles around and Creed quickly bounces off of the ropes then hits Hunter with a big boot to the skull! The fans go wild and Creed covers!
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Steve White: Creed gives Kevin Hunter a lashing and Hunter almost loses it! Barely kicks out at 2 and a half! This contest is heating up!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter came in strong but now it looks like Creed is really inflicting the pain! Creed is dominating Hunter right now!
Creed picks Hunter up and starts whaling on his back with hard forearms until Hunter loses it and picks up Creed then drives him into the corner! Hunter starts hitting Creed with big corner thrusts and the fans are all on their feet! Creed hammers at Hunter but Hunter keeps up the thrusts and then pulls back and punches Creed right in the face! Creed comes back with a right of his own then Hunter drives a knee into Creed then punches him back into the corner! Hunter then jumps up on the second rope as Creed stumbles out of the corner then hits him with an axe handle! The fans get up as Hunter covers Creed!
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Steve White: Hunter covers Creed after that high impact move but Creed says no and kicks out at 2! It looks like Hunter may be out of ideas after that one!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter isn’t happy! He has underestimated the Showtime Champion! What a grueling match up!
Hunter picks Creed up and tosses him back into the corner! Hunter runs at Creed but Creed jumps up and Hunter runs into his boot! Creed gets to the second rope then dives off and takes Hunter out with a diving elbow! Creed waits for a hurt Hunter to get up! Creed fires Clothesline From Hell when he does but Hunter ducks it then takes Creed out with a big dropkick! The fans are all on their feet and go wild as Hunter rages at Creed on the mat!
Steve White: Hunter no doing whatever it takes just to keep Creed down as he loses his cool!!
Chuck Thompson: It’s just making Creed angrier! He wants to get up and crush the EHWF Champ right now and he might do just that!
Hunter stalks Creed and starts to stomp him out again but Creed grabs Hunter leg and trips him up! They both get up and Hunter tries to sweep the leg but Creed catches him and makes him pay with big rights and lefts! Creed opens Hunter up and breaks his nose as blood starts to flow! The fans go wild and Creed drops Hunter with a big right hand! Creed picks up Hunter and springs him off of the ropes! Hunter comes back and tries a clothesline but Creed ducks it and then catches Hunter on the rebound and hits him with a big tilt a whirl backbreaker! The fans go nuts as Creed covers Hunter!
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Steve White: CREED! He woulda had it but Hunter got the rope break! Dammit this match is amazing! What an opening contest!
Chuck Thompson: Creed has taken Hunter to the limit and if it wasn’t for the rope break then Creed would have just won this one!
Hunter gets his foot on the bottom rope but he can’t take much more! His face is all bloody and he is all groggy! Creed goes to pick him up by the head off of the mat but Hunter thumbs Creed in the eye and everyone boos! This gives Hunter enough time to get up but Creed runs up and boots Hunter in the gut. Creed tries to recover from his hurt eye but Hunter chops Creed in the chest with Creed responding with a big right hand which almost knocks Hunter out!
Steve White: Hunter rocked with that massive right hand from Creed and now it seems that Creed is ready to finish the Champion!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter still has some fight left in him but he is looking pretty beat up!!
Hunter stumbles around and swings but Creed grabs his arm and whips him into the ropes! Creed fires Clothesline From Hell but barely misses, mainly due to his injured eye! Hunter goes for Killer Effect but Creed propels him off of him and back into the ropes! Creed’s eye affects his accuracy again as a second Clothelsine From Hell misses and Hunter spins Creed around, hitting him with Killer Effect! The fans boo wildly and Kevin Hunter hooks both of Creed’s legs with his belt buckle as well for extra leverage as Creed looks like he still has life…
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The EHWF Champion… Kevin Hunter!
Steve White: NO! Hunter does it! Hunter does it at the last second! This was Creed’s match!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter picks up a much needed win tonight but Creed doesn’t look happy the way it just went down!!
Hunter gets up and taunts the fans with his EHWF title as they boo him! Creed comes in and smacks Hunter in the back with his baseball bat! Hunter screams in pain as the fans cheer! Creed goes for his head next but Hunter rolls out of the ring and sprints out up the ramp!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Creed wasn’t happy and he damn near tried to kill Hunter there!
Chuck Thompson: Can you blame him! Hunter is a dirty prick and he hurt Santa!!
Hunter legs it out of the area through the curtain as Creed points his bat out to him. The fans cheer as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back and Patricia Downs is ready to announce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following match is set for one fall!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Zoe McDraven!
The pounding beat of “That’s My Girl” by Fifth Harmony comes through the arena’s PA system as various hued pink lights flood the arena. When the beat starts for the second time, Ella Dunn comes out from the backstage area with her right hand on her hip. She walks to the top of the stage and looks around, raising her other hand in the air with two fingers extended before she begins to stomp down the ramp like it’s a runway as the hook starts. She runs her hands up and down her torso once before her hand returns to her hip.
Ella reaches the ring and walks up the steel ring steps, hand still on her hip. She climbs the furthest turnbuckle to the middle rung, kissing her two fingers before raising her hand in the air again with a wink. She then runs to the one diagonal and repeats the motions before hopping down. She moves to the furthest side of the turnbuckle and sits on the middle rope with her arms across the top one as she waits for the arrival of her opponent, her theme music
Patricia Downs: And next… Her opponent… Ella Dunn!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Ella Dunn vs. Zoe McDraven
The bell rings. Zoe McDraven looks at Ella Dunn and sizes her up. Zoe swipes at Ella with a quick punch but Ella dodges it. Zoe tries for a couple of kicks but Ella ducks them. McDraven backs off to regroup as Ella stands on the other side of the ring. McDraven runs in and tries to grab Ella but Ella dodges that as well and Zoe realizes that Ella isn’t as rusty as she thought. Zoe smirks.
Steve White: Zoe McDraven had a good end of year but just the last few weeks she seems to have gotten back to her off weeks and on weeks flip flop complex. Tonight she’s looking to pick up a big one.
Chuck Thompson: Zoe definitely has momentum going for her but a win here over Ella would give her a much needed boost. I think she can do it!
The match picks up in pace again. Zoe swings a punch, but Ella once again ducks it. Zoe becomes frustrated with Ella’s speed and just locks up with her instead. Ella pulls in Zoe close and side slams her, devastating her into the mat! Zoe rolls back up to her feet in pain as she quickly takes refuge in the corner looking pissed off.
Steve White: Zoe not as confident as she started out, seemingly taking to the corner to re-plan her attack on Ella tonight...
Chuck Thompson: Ella is taking slow control of this match but Zoe is just regrouping. One Zoe gets a moment to think she’s almost unstoppable so Ella needs to apply pressure before Zoe comes up with a plan!
Zoe goes to tie up with Ella but stops at the last moment and grabs Ella from behind. Zoe starts to knee Ella in the back a few times. Zoe pushes Ella into the corner before she breaks out. Zoe then boots Ella in the midsection and tries to control the match. Zoe takes a big run up and hits a big clothesline on Ella in the corner! Ella stumbles around and swings but Zoe ducks and dropkicks Ella in the chest, sending her back into the corner and following up on Ella with a big corner splash as the fans go nuts!
Steve White: Now Zoe is trying to open up a gap between Ella and herself. Zoe is appearing to control the match now but Ella can’t be taken lightly! Ella was doing great but Zoe just claws back order in this match
Chuck Thompson: Zoe has the experience and the skill advantage over Ella and she is using that right now. If Zoe can really hammer out a few more moves then Ella’s good start will go to waste and Zoe will definitely win this contest!
Zoe hits Ella with a right hand, still doing as much damage as she can. Zoe goes for another swing but Ella grabs her fist and punches Zoe in the ribs, sending Zoe down to her knee! Ella irish whips Zoe against the ropes and when she comes back, Ella hits Zoe with a massive spinning kick to the head! Zoe tries to get up in desperation but Ella grabs her and hits her with a big belly to belly suplex! Zoe is about to get thrown around again but she clings to the ropes and the ref stops Ella. Ella backs off but Zoe pulls back on the ropes and elbows Ella in the face, sending her down as both women are exhausted and hurt!
Steve White: It’s getting wild now! Ella fighting back hard and hurting Zoe but Zoe just not staying down and hitting Ella with a big one there!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe has given herself a bigger chance here and Ella is going to have to work a lot harder for this win!
Zoe dives onto Ella and grabs her hair, slamming Ella’s head into the mat! Ella tosses Zoe off of her and tries to get up but Zoe drops an elbow onto Ella’s back! Zoe grabs Ella and goes for a suplex but she can’t get her up. Ella reverses it into a suplex of her own, tossing Zoe down into the mat! Zoe gets up but Ella hits her with a clothesline! Ella hits Zoe with another clothesline and then drops a big elbow onto Zoe. Zoe goes to cling to the ropes again but Ella doesn’t let her and picks her up, hitting her with a sideslam! Ella then runs up and springs off of the second ropes hitting Zoe with a big moonsault as the fans go nuts!
Steve White: Uh Oh! Ella may do it here tonight, she just did a load of damage right there!
Chuck Thompson: Well it looks like Ella took it up a notch! Fast pace and big offense right there and Zoe looks like she’s hurt!
Ella looks at Zoe down on the mat. She picks Zoe up but Zoe elbows her in the side! Zoe runs up to swing a punch at Ella but Ella grabs her and hits Zoe with a facebuster! Zoe rolls around trying to recover but Ella grabs Zoe by the hair and hits her with a back body drop! The crowd is going wild as Ella gets up with a smirk on her face. Ella runs up and springs off of the second rope again, hitting a moonsault, this time covering Zoe as the fans all get to their feet!
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Steve White: Ella may be in the zone but it looks like Zoe is a complete monster to be able to kick out of all of that after this long! Zoe is an animal right now!
Chuck Thompson: I have to agree. Zoe has fought hard and she still has a shot at winning but Ella is trying her hardest to keep up and go for some big momentum in her long awaited return to EHWF!
Ella grabs Zoe from behind but Zoe flips her on the mat! Ella goes to get up but gets drop kicked back down by Zoe! Zoe bounces off of the ropes and jumps up on the second ropes and springs off to Ella! Ella catches Zoe in mid air and hugs her then gets her into an abdominal stretch! Zoe screams in pain but is able to worm out of the hold! Zoe boots Ella in the midsection then swings at her but Ella ducks and comes back with a crushing bulldog! Zoe hits the mat with a hard force and doesn’t get back up. Ella stands with smile out to the crowd!
Steve White: What an impact after that huge bulldog! Ella just scrambled Zoe’s head there!
Chuck Thompson: This is a great match... but I think it’s over! Is Zoe gonna lose!?
Ella comes over and covers but as she does Zoe twists the momentum and wraps Ella up in a small package! The fans go nuts!
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Steve White: Whoa! Wait!
Ella barely kicks out and Zoe is shocked as the fans all get up and go wild for the action! The fans love it! Both women are spent but get up as Zoe boots Ella in the midsection first then bounces off of the ropes and tries for Shockwave! Ella avoids it then when back in position, Ella hits Zoe with Ella Bella! The fans go NUTS as Ella covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Ella Dunn!
Ella gets up to celebrate as her music hits! Zoe has taken the life out of her and Ella falls against the corner, exhausted and battered. Zoe gets up and rolls out of the ring as Ella looks at her from inside. They stare each other down for a moment before nodding at each other! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Another great match! What a fight by these two women!!
Ella celebrates to the cheering fans and her music as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring. Patricia Downs makes her way to the ring with her mic, ready to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a 6 person tag team match set for one fall under Christmas Chaos rules and is for the Tag Team Championships!
"Carnival Of Darkness" plays on the sound system. The lights go out. They come back on with Jace, Angus and Andre stood in the centre of the ring. They look around at the crowd menacingly as the carnival music hits full swing. Jace barks orders at Andre and Angus as they wait.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… CRAZE!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Jack You Up" by Mindless Self Indulgence began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope, throwing his right fist into the air and yelling out into the cheers from the crowd as "Back You Up" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And next… Their opponent… One half of the Tag Team Champions… Wilmer Patacky!
Mazzio and Aubree’s music hit as they run out onto the stage and the fans go nuts! They perform some theatrics before some pyro goes off and they run down the ramp high fiving fans! Mazzio helps Aubree into the ring and they both get up on turnbuckles, celebrating as they wait for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And now… The other half of the Tag Team Champions… Mazzio and the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Mazzio & Aubree Celeste & Wilmer Patacky (c) vs. CRAZE
The bell sounds and Wilmer locks up with Andre Pierre! Pierre starts to get some good knees in until Wilmer powers Andre down to the mat! Wilmer gets some shocking forearm blows to Andre’s face but Andre flips Wilmer off of him! They get up and Andre hits Wilmer with an armdrag! They get up and lock up once more! Andre is quicker with a knee but Wilmer tosses Andre like a sack of potatoes on the mat! Andre gets to his feet and swings wildly but Wilmer dodges everything then boots Andre in the gut and hits him with a big DDT! Wilmer is going to end it early!
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Andre gets up only to get wrapped up in an armhold! Andre reverses it into a headlock which Wilmer responds by lifting Andre up high and planting him on the mat with a back body drop! The fans are going nuts as the fight intensifies! On the outside Aubree has a tinsel and Christmas light wrapped steel chair in her hands as she beats Angus with it but Jace comes from behind and knocks her down! Wilmer gets on Andre again but Andre comes back with a glass Christmas ball and smashes it over Wilmer’s head!
Steve White: Aubree beating Angus with that Christmas steel chair and really taking it to him but Jace makes the save! Wilmer fighting Andre but Andre not taking any guff and smashes a Christmas ball over Wilmer’s head! This one is already bloody!
Chuck Thompson: The ring and outside are littered with Christmas themed weapons as ‘Christmas Chaos’ is living up to it’s name… Why is Mazzio just hanging back though?
Mazzio holds back, not attacking, only taking a minute to shove Jace off of Aubree. Wilmer starts to hit Andre with left and right strikes! Andre desperately bursts out with a lariat! Andre grabs a oversized candy cane and starts to beat Wilmer on the mat with it! Aubree turns her attention back to Jace and boots him in the side then turns back and hits Angus with a swinging kick only for Angus to hit her with a present in the back! Angus opens the present and pulls out a bar tray! He hits Aubree in the back with it and she goes down as everyone wonders why Mazzio is holding back!
Steve White: Wilmer was taking it to Andre but Andre is fighting back! Aubree was taking out Angus but Angus is using Christmas Chaos to his advantage now. Why on Earth is Mazzio just holding back and not doing much…
Chuck Thompson: We know Mazzio has been a little pissed about carrying Wilmer in their Tag Team matches… Maybe this is a test!
Aubree rushes into the match and ducks a swing from Angus! Wilmer pushes Angus and Aubree hits him with a mean dropkick as they work together! Angus gets up but gets another dropkick to the chest! They both get up this time and Angus forces Aubree to lock up! He gets some elbows in on her then pushes her away and boots her in the midsection! He blocks a swing and drops her with a spinning clothesline! Jace comes up and rolls Aubree back in the ring! Wilmer goes to help but Andre wraps Christmas lights around Wilmer’s throat and starts choking him! In the ring Angus covers Aubree!
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Aubree reverses it into one of her own!
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Angus changes the polarity of the bridge to suit his own cover again!
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Angus kicks out and they both get back up! The fans are going crazy right now and they lock up once more! Angus again starts to pull away with the upper hand as he hits Aubree with an elbow or two but Aubree hits him with a Karate flip right on the mat! The fans are to their feet as Aubree bounces off of the ropes jumps up on the second and then hits Angus with a big moonsault! She doesn’t waste time covering and instead picks him up and scoopslams him right back down! Angus tries to struggle to his feet as Aubree gets a giant candy cane and starts beating him on the mat with it!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! This contest is heating up! Aubree using her speed but Mazzio is still not doing much! He’s just making sure Aubree doesn’t get hurt… Why isn’t he fighting?
Chuck Thompson: CRAZE are working together well and they are able to survive as it is pretty much 2 vs. 3!
Wilmer breaks out of the lights and runs a headbutt right into Andre’s face! Wilmer rams Andre into the ringpost! Jace comes back into the picture but Wilmer hits him with a big Enziguri! The fans are all starting to get behind Wilmer as Wilmer picks up Andre and tosses him into the steel steps! Wilmer turns around and gets a snowball to the face from Jace! Jace hoists Wilmer up and drives him into the apron then starts thrusting in his midsection as Angus comes over and they double team him!
Steve White: Wilmer was taking one two at once but Jace was able to even it out and now he’s getting double teamed! Is Mazzio going to do something… He’s not proving anything right now!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer and Aubree have used great speed to help their team even with one man down but CRAZE are just too erratic and seem to be getting away with all of their assaults!
Wilmer is able to get up but he’s bleeding! Wilmer swings but Jace ducks and takes out Wilmer’s leg! The fans are all on their feet for this one! Andre lines Wilmer’s head up with the candy cane but Aubree makes the save and takes Andre out with a baseball slide from the ring! Angus follows her to the outside and knocks her down with a forearm! Wilmer boots Jace in the gut but Jace runs up and rams him into the ring post once more! Mazzio steps forward and the fans cheer!!
Steve White: Oh shit… Here Mazzio comes!
Chuck Thompson: Fuck… Look at the size of this guy…
Mazzio: All right guys, my turn… This is taking too long!
The fans all go nuts as Angus turns his attention to Mazzio! He lunges at Mazzio but Mazzio explodes with speed and drives a fist into his gut! Angus’ eyes roll into the back of his head and he coughs up some blood as he falls on the outside! Aubree gets up and runs over to Mazzio! The fans go wild as Andre is apprehensive but picks up the Christmas chair and runs at Mazzio but Mazzio spins and takes Andre out with a spinning back fist to the chair into Andre’s face! Andre is down and out! Jace drops Wilmer and starts to dance around with his weird theatrics! Jace skips over to Mazzio but Mazzio blasts off at top speed and hits Jace with a massive Iron Punch, instantly knocking him out! The fans roar as the ref comes over and signals for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: CRAZE are no longer able to compete in this match. Due to victory by knockout… Here are your winners… The team of Mazzio, Aubree Celeste and… Wilmer Patacky!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Mazzio ended it and I think a little bit of intensity just built between Wilmer and Mazzio. Is Wilmer pulling his weight?
Wilmer shakes his head as he follows Mazzio and Aubree up the ramp. Mazzio meets Aubree under the mistletoe on the stage and hoists her up, bringing her in and making out with her as the fans go nuts. Wilmer looks back and the destroyed CRAZE members getting medical assistance as we fade out to a commercial.
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the opening contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a Hardcore match and its for the Hardcore Championship!
The lights dim down and gray spotlight lights begin highlighting throughout the arena. As the spotlight continues to wave across over the crowd, smoke start to rise up from the top of the entrance ramp when two figures begin to make their ways out from the entrance curtains. Before their faces become visible, “Violence Fetish” by Disturbed hits over the PA system and the fans erupt with cheers.
“Being accompanied by his wife, “The Vixen” Morgan Alvertez-Phoenix, weighing in at 243 pounds, standing in 6 foot, 2 inches, and hailing from Miami, Florida: he is… “The Living Legend” JASON PHOENIX!”
He steps out from the smoke with his arms extended outward and his head looking up at the top of the ramp. He has his eyes close as his wife walks out beside him. She is clapping as she cocks her head up. Jason Phoenix is wearing a pair of silver wrestling tights with black lettering that reads, “Phoenix” down the right leg. He has a black and silver cape tied by a string around his neck. Morgan Alvertez has a short black strapless dress with a pair of clear stiletto heels. She begins strutting down the ring after her husband as fans hang over the barricade trying to touch the Living Legend. He remains fixated on the ring as he’s glaring down at it. He makes his way to the ring apron as Morgan Alvertez struts over to the steel stairs. As she makes her way to the ring apron, Jason Phoenix walks along to the front of the ring. She ducks down under the second rope entering the ring as her husband pulls himself on the apron, and turning toward his adoring fans. She struts over to him as she reaches her hands over to the string of his cape. He unties it as the cape falls to the ring apron and he starts screaming in tongues. Morgan Alvertez walks over to the far corner and leans her elbow on the top turnbuckle as she smirks over at her husband. He turns sideways and steps over the second rope. Once inside the ring, he walks to the opposing corner and climbs on the second rope. He opens his arms up and starts to yell, “The Era of the Phoenix is here!” He looks up at the ramp when his theme slowly fades and the lights flicker back on.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... The Hardcore Champion… Jason Phoenix!
"Monster" by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain with Henry Losak wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start with Henry standing outside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next... His opponent… Lord Raab!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Lord Raab vs. Jason Phoenix (c)
The bell sounds and Jason and Lord Raab come into the center and get in each others face! Lord Raab throws the first punch, a right hand right into the jaw of Phoenix! Phoenix responds with one of his own until Raab pushes Phoenix back and big boots him dead in the corner! Raab pulls back and starts hitting Phoenix in the corner with big corner thrusts to the gut and chest then pulls back and whips Phoenix into the opposing corner! Raab runs up for a corner move but Phoenix jumps up and Raab runs into his boot! Phoenix runs up and takes Raab down with a massive running high knee in the center of the ring! The fans go wild as Raab looks up and we see him enraged instead of hurt!
Steve White: Lord Raab wants to bounce back after he and Samuel McPherson were unable to recapture the Tag Team Championships last week. Can Raab get more gold?!
Chuck Thompson: Raab is no stranger to gold or the Hardcore title but Phoenix isn’t about to lose it easily here tonight! He wants to take Raab out!!
Phoenix picks Raab up and headbutts him! Raab stumbles around until Phoenix follows up with an enziguri! Raab stumbles out of the ring and tries to recover near the apron! Phoenix reaches out to the outside and grabs Raab’s hair to pull him back in but Raab grabs a sheet of glass from under the ring and smashes the pane over Phoenix’s face! Raab gets back in the ring as Phoenix is in pain and bleeding! Raab big boots Phoneix in the skull to the mat and taunts as Raab quickly covers him!
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Steve White: Ohhh that was a close one right there! Raab smashed glass right into Jason Phoenix’s face there! Jason is bleeding bad and he could be blinded!!
Chuck Thompson: If he can’t see it’s going to be hard for he to retain, especially against someone like Raab!
Raab picks Phoenix up but Phoenix drops down and hits a jawbreaker! The fans cheer as Phoenix gets back up! They trade blows until Raab boots Phoenix in the gut and lines him up for a running move but Phoenix side steps out of it and gets Raab in a sleeper hold! Raab yells in pain but Phoenix keeps him twisted up and runs him right into the turnbuckle! Phoenix backs off and runs up hitting Raab with a big running high corner knee then runs him over for a snapmare but can’t get it! Raab shoves Phoenix right into the corner and then follows up with a big corner clothesline! Raab shakes his head. He brings in a table from outside and runs it into Jason’s head as he gets back in! Jason is bleeding badly now!!
Steve White: Raab is destroying Phoenix right now with amazingly ruthless and Hardcore offense!
Chuck Thompson: Raab needs to save face after getting a big of a hiding from Mazzio last week and he’s doing just that by dominating the Hardcore Champ! Raab is a Hardcore specialist after all!
Raab elbows Phoenix in the side of the head and gets him up! Raab plants a big boot square on Phoenix’s chest and sends him to the mat! Raab goes outside and brings in some barbed wire as the fans go NUTS! Raab sets up the table in the center of the ring then wraps the barbed wire around it! The fans get loud and Raab picks Phoenix up bit Phoenix starts hitting Raab with wild rights and lefts!!
Steve White: Raab thinking hardcore here but Phoenix doesn’t want any of it!!
Chuck Thompson: Raab is freaking crazy! What’s this guy gonna do just to win a title!!
Phoenix swings a big fist into Raab’s head and breaks free of his grasp! Raab teeters near the table so Phoenix bounces off of the ropes and comes at Raab! Raab out of nowhere grabs Phoenix around the throat! The fans go nuts and Raab chokeslams Phoenix right through the barbwire table! The fans go nuts as Phoenix screams in pain and Raab lines him up!
Steve White: Raab just went hardcore and put Phoenix though that damn barbwire table! Phoenix is all fucked up now! Raab is going into ruthless mode, he has no regard for the safety of Phoenix!
Chuck Thompson: Shit! Raab is gonna do it! Jason, don’t get up!
Jason gets up and Raab hits him with Killerbuster right onto the broken glass! Phoenix is destroyed in a bloody mess on the mat as the fans go wild for the action and Raab laughs. Raab covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the NEW Hardcore Champion… Lord Raab!
Phoenix is down but Lord Raab doesn’t care. He grabs Phoenix by the throat and tosses him out of the ring!
Chuck Thompson: A title change on Mayhem! Raab does it! Raab freaking does it! Phoenix just got fucked up!
Raab holds the title belt high as he gets some boos and we fade out to a commercial.
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the main event contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this main event contest is a Christmas Chaos match where the winner will become the Number One Contender for the EHWF Championship!
The opening roar of "Ready for War (Pray for Peace)" by Adelitas Way is heard throughout the arena as the fans explode into cheers. Chris Dunn makes it out onto the stage as you can feel the energy radiating off of him as a more upbeat guitar is heard. Chris points down to the ground, before he is seen flailing his arms up and down as he spins around so his back is facing the ring, before jumping up and down a bit as Ella joins him her back facing the ring, a big smile on her face before Chris points towards the crowd and proceeds to twerk – to the delight of the female fans, before Chris runs his hands through his wet dirty blonde slicked back hair and throwing his arms out as he lets out a loud battle cry. He spins back around and does a small fist pump, you can see a smirk on Chris' face as he chews his gum. Once again Chris points downwards and pointing towards himself and then to the crowd before you can hear him yell out: "You know what time it is!" before this time pointing down over to the ring, running his hands through his hair a bit before slapping the back of his thighs a few times, flailing his arms up and down once more a bit. Chris made his way around the ring as he hopped up onto the other ring apron and went to enter the ring, however he hesitated and just sat on the middle rope and once again pointed downwards before then pointing out towards the crowd. Chris entered the ring completely as he walked around the ring, still chewing his gum as he stopped, looking out at the crowd another smirk appearing on his face as he removed his trademark sleeveless hoodie before beginning to hop up and down inside the ring, as he awaited the arrival of his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... Chris Dunn!
The opening piano beings and slowly transitions to the opening riff of Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold. The fans elevate to their feet as The Vigilante, Xander Pierce, steps out onto the stage, wearing his usual wrestling attire. He raises his arms up to the sky and basks in the glory. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, greeting a few fans here and there as he reaches the ring. Leaping up onto the steel steps, he walks across the ring edge motioning for the crowd to continue their prayers. He leaps over the ring ropes and poses in the center of the ring before moving to a corner of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next... His opponent… Xander Pierce!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Chris Dunn vs. Xander Pierce
The bell sounds and the fans go nuts as Xander and Chris instantly start trading big blows! Both men get nowhere so Dunn rolls out of the ring! Xander slides out as Dunn grabs a Christmas steel chair and rams it into Dunn’s face! Xander grabs a giant candy cane and hits Dunn with it! Dunn hits Xander in the side with the chair but Xander fires back with the cane shot! Xander twists a kick into Dunn’s midsection and Dunn drops the chair! Xander then snaps the cane over his back and the fans go wild as Dunn goes down to the floor!
Steve White: And all ready the Christmas weapons are broken out and this Christmas Chaos even has already turned extreme!!
Chuck Thompson: Both men hate Kevin Hunter and want to win this match more than anything right now!
Xander picks Dunn up and runs him into a Christmas tree set up around the ring! Xander picks Dunn back up but Dunn has Christmas lights and whips Xander in the face with them then whips him in the back! Dunn bunches up the lights and throws them in Xander’s face! Dunn picks Xander up and hits him with a big atomic drop as Xander falls hurt onto the apron! Dunn runs at him but Xander sidesteps and Dunn hits the apron hard! Xander thinks he’s got this but Dunn ducks him from behind then gets Xander into a chicken wing hold before tossing him into the Christmas tree! The fans are going wild as Dunn opens a present and it turns out to be a fire extinguisher! Xander gets up but Dunn sprays him with the extinguisher then runs through the smog and hits Xander in the head with it! Xander goes down bleeding!
Steve White: Shit! Dunn with that huge move right there and Xander might have a concussion after that one!
Chuck Thompson: Dunn needed to do something there, he was getting beat and losing control pretty quickly to Xander!
Dunn picks Xander up but Xander drops down and hits Dunn with a jawbreaker! Xander wipes the blood away and climbs a bit of the tree, jumping off and landing on Dunn with a big cross body! The fans are all on their feet going nuts as Xander forces himself up and opens a present! He unwraps an alarm clock and when Dunn gets to a knee, Xander smashes the clock over Dunn’s head! Dunn is down and Xander picks him up, rolling him inside the ring!
Steve White: Xander back in control and it looks like he has a tight grip over this match right now!
Chuck Thompson: What an awesome match Steve! I have to say Xander is in control right now but Dunn doesn’t look like he’s giving up!
Dunn rolls out the other side of the ring and goes to recover but Xander follows him! Xander lunges at him but Dunn sidesteps him, gets behind Xander then wraps tinsel around Xander’s neck and stars choking him! The fans go wild but the tinsel snaps and Xander is released! Xander grabs a giant candy cane and swats Dunn in the head with it! Dunn falls back and Xander goes to recover. Xander uses the ring post to get up but as he does Dunn runs up on the apron then dives off, landing on Xander with a big crossbody! The fans go nuts as both men are down and bleeding on the outside!
Fans: Ohhhhh!
Steve White: This is awesome! Look at the action in this one! Both men are giving it their all but only one can win!
Chuck Thompson: These two are putting on one amazing match right now Steve! Hunter must be in the back getting nervous!
They slowly get up but Xander gets up quicker as he smashes a glass Christmas ball off of the back of Dunn’s head! Xander picks Dunn up and rolls him onto the apron! He goes to roll him in the ring but Dunn swats a quick kick to the side of Xander’s head! The fans are all on their feet! Dunn gets down and unwraps another present! It’s and Eli Sykes DVD! Dunn pulls back and smacks it right into Xander’s head as the packaging breaks! The fans are all on their feet as Dunn, this time brings Xander back to the ring and rolls him in!
Steve White: That was a close one! Dunn fihts some control back and it looks like he wants to end it right now!
Chuck Thompson: Watch out!
Dunn hits Xander with a standing moonsault and covers!
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Dunn picks up Xander and runs him into the corner! Dunn runs at Xander but Xander dives out of the way and Dunn hits the corner as Xander rolls him up and the fans go wild!
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Steve White: Both men trying to end it but no luck! They might be battered and bleeding from this hardcore Christmas match but they want this so bad right now!
Chuck Thompson: They’re gonna destroy each other tonight Steve!
The fans are all on their feet! Both men get up and just start trading lefts and rights until Xander starts to win out! Xander swings a big haymaker but Dunn ducks it and hits Xander with a big roundhouse! Xander falls in the corner and Dunn wants Namedropper but Xander won’t let him have it! Xander with kicks and strikes, Dunn with punches and elbows! Both men are bleeding and exhausted but keep fighting as Dunn picks Xander up and hits him with an inverted atomic drop! Dunn goes for the Christmas chair but Xander kicks it out of his hand then hits him with a swinging neckbreaker!
Steve White: Xander saves himself! What a massive move!!
Chuck Thompson: I love it! Look at the wreckage in the ring! Look what both men have been though! This shows determination!
Xander and Dunn get up! Xander start hitting Dunn with big knees to the side until Dunn pushes him off of him! Xander grabs the Christmas chair but Dunn goes for Namedropper, narrowly missing Xander’s head but kicking the chair out of the ring! Xander pushes Dunn against the ropes and Dunn grabs tinsel! He swings but Xander ducks and goes for Destination X but Dunn shoves Xander against the ropes, jumps on his back, gets the tinsel around him and hits him with a Christmas Heartstopper! The fans go BERSERK as both men are on the mat and Dunn covers with his last ounce of strength!
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Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Chris Dunn!
Steve White: Dunn does it! Dunn does it! He’s the new number one contender!
Chuck Thompson: What a match! Both men did amazing! Somehow Dunn came back outta nowhere and used that tinsel with his Heartstopper move to win! Amazing effort!!
The bell sounds and the fans are all going nuts! Xander sits up and Dunn limps to his feet. Both men look at each other but don’t get a second to have a reaction as Kevin Hunter comes in and knocks Dunn down then boots Xander back down to the mat! Hunter spins around and starts stomping out Dunn!
Steve White: NO! NO! Hunter is out here and he’s ambushing right now! He’s taking these guys out and really taking it to Dunn! These guys can’t take anymore after the match they had…
Chuck Thompson: Yeah and no one is gonna help the… WAIT!
The fans go nuts as Santa sprints down the ramp, losing some of his stuffing! He slides in and Hunter goes for a clothesline but Santa ducks him then comes back with a big diving forearm then kicks up! Hunter gets up and Santa is all over him with rights and lefts until he superkicks him over the top rope out of the ring!
Steve White: SANTA! SANTA! He’s back and he’s making the same and getting revenge on Hunter at the same time! What a night!
Chuck Thompson: You can’t keep Santa down, it’s just something you can’t do!
The fans go nuts as Santa chases Hunter through the crowd! Xander and Dunn get up. Dunn leans on the ropes exhausted as Ella Dunn comes out and gets in the ring to check on him.
Steve White: Well it’s been an amazing night ladies and gents and next week should be even better after all of this! That’s all we have time for. Thank you for great 2016, be safe, goodnight and Merry Christmas and a happy new year! We’ll see you in January!
Xander gets out of the ring. He shares an intense stare down with Dunn as we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.