Post by EHWF Management on Jan 16, 2017 7:45:14 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the stage where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we kicked off 2017 with a bang and saw a huge night of action, chaos and eventfulness as we were shown that the teaming of Hunter and Dunn could not work together due to their rivalry and hatred for each other! They were able to pick up the win due to DQ from McPherson but their partnership broke down long before that and after the match Kevin Hunter tried to end Chris Dunn just like he ended Xander Pierce earlier in the damn night!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right it was reported last week that Xander Pierce’s career is over and it’s all because of Kevin Hunter’s ruthless and disgusting ambush and attack last week! He tried to do the same to Chris Dunn after that but Wilmazzio stopped him! Now tonight in the main event Wilmazzio will team with Dunn to take on the arrogant Son’s of Chaos and Kevin Hunter! That is a match I recommend you don’t miss!
Steve White: And last week Joanna Rissi appeared and said that there would be more championship title defenses on Mayhem this year and she wasn’t bluffing! Tonight Aubree and Zoe get their rematch for the Challenge Championships against The Beauty and The Beast! This is a rivalry that has finally come to ahead and will be settled and decided with this match here tonight! What a co-main event that will be!!
Chuck Thompson: And if all that wasn’t enough for ya, we’re gonna see Lord Raab versus Cory Steel versus Conner Creed in a massive triple threat! This match was supposed to include Bill Ryder but he was injured just after his lengthy break and return! You also don’t want to miss the match everyone has been waiting for and everyone has been talking about! Harambe Jr takes on his rival John Blade in a grudge match that everyone wants to see! They will be talking about this one for years to come Steve!
Steve White: I can’t wait to see that and to start this night and see just what happens as we get closer and closer to Sudden Death!
We come down to the ring. Patricia Downs makes her way to the ring with her mic, ready to introduce the opening match.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is set for one fall!
”Confident” by Demi Lovato begins pounding through the PA system in the arena as it is filled with purple and turquoise lights. The fans get on their feet as they wait for the grand entrance of one, Olivia Rhodes. When Olivia comes out from behind the black curtain, she walks to the top of the ramp as the fans both cheer and boo her. She extends her arms out to the side before raising her right one above her head with her pointer finger extended outwards. Olivia soaks in the reaction of the crowd before she starts to make her way down the ramp. As she struts down towards the ring, her hand remains raised. Upon reaching the ring, Olivia heads off to the right hand side and does a walkover in the middle before hopping onto the ring apron. She remains on her knees before stepping under the middle rope. She looks out at the crowd with her hands out to her sides again before heading off to the corner and waiting for her opponent as her entrance music faded away.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Olivia Rhodes!
At the crack and whip of his theme's opening chord, live coverage of the backstage area is displayed on the titantron, the hall is barely breathing with life as there are only a few of handlers present; before too long a large man with a herculean figure explodes from the Men's Locker Room to the right. He storms the hall with fire, almost as red as his hair, in his pupils. during his expedition toward the stage entrance, he snatches a water bottle from the grip of a 'Make a Wish' child and impolitely shoves a member of the Stage Crew to the floor to his own appeasement. The fans aren't shy about letting him know how they feel, as they're showering him with jeers. When he's finally met the stage entrance, he decapitates the swiped water bottle, pouring most of it on his head prior to in taking some of its refreshing taste and tossing it aside.
Brooklyn slices through the curtain to a wave of jeers that he just rides all the way down the ramp. There's a crooked cocky grin on his face that matches the mischief of his raised left brow as he breezes by those at ringside. He pauses approximately three feet from the ring, glaring from one side of the arena to the pupil frying lights high above to the other side of the compound. He measures his target, then without any given warning rockets onto the apron showcasing the strength and balance in his legs. The big man slithers into the ring approaching the far east side of the apron where the cameras are usually stationed, playing up to them by shouting expletives to the audience just to garner a reaction out of them.
Patricia Downs: And next… Her opponent… Brooklyn!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and Brooklyn and Olivia come to the center. They go to lock up but Olivia avoids him and ducks around him. Olivia grabs Brooklyn around the waist but she gets an elbow to the face in return! Brooklyn turns around and drives Olivia into the corner! He quickly gets an advantage, hitting her with big corner thrusts! Brooklyn then grabs Olivia and whips her hard into the opposing corner! Olivia yells out in pain but Brooklyn runs up for a massive corner clothesline! Olivia is able to roll out of the way at the final second and Brooklyn eats the turnbuckle head on! Brooklyn stumbles around but Olivia jumps up and nails him in the back with a diving fist!
Steve White: And this contest is already getting hot! We have a double debut here tonight and even though these two haven’t had a match in EHWF yet, the fans love their style and the action! Look at the pace this one is already going!
Chuck Thompson: Olivia is a very traditional and technical wrestler and she was a big signing for 2017 where as Brooklyn appears to be more ruthless and brash and was a massive and exciting signing for EHWF this year! These two have a lot to prove!
They both get up and circle around the center of the ring again. Olivia runs up and knees Brooklyn right in the midsection! She tries to follow up but Brooklyn headbutts her into the corner! Olivia springs out and she's forced to lock up with him but he lifts her up and slams her to the mat a few times, easily over powering her! Olivia slowly gets up. Brooklyn goes to grab her but she elbows him in the face! He turns back around to give chase but Olivia jumps to the second then third ropes then springs off dragging a big flying sidekick across Brooklyn's jaw! Brooklyn stumbles backward and falls into the corner! Olivia runs at Brooklyn but he’s too fast and strong for Olivia! He powers out and knocks her down! She gets up but gets a knee to the midsection then he scoops her up and slams her down! He bullies her to the mat with big elbows and starts laughing as he taunts her and the crowd! He picks Olivia up but she trips him up and gets him in a small package cover!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Brooklyn was fighting tough but he fell for Olivia’s trick there! Brooklyn just seems too powerful for young Olivia to handle in the ring so she’ll have to rely on her ability and technical skill to win this one! She almost got him there!
Chuck Thompson: She's doing a great job but Brooklyn was able to kick out! Brooklyn might be confident here but if you look at it last week Bill Ryder was confident and Wilmer Patacky put him away the same way in just a moment! Brooklyn has to watch himself!!
Brooklyn gets to his feet, as does Olivia! Olivia dashes at him but Brooklyn rams into her with a shoulder and takes her down! Brooklyn picks Olivia up and grabs her by the hair then tosses her into the corner! Brooklyn lines Olivia up then bolts at her but she jumps up in the corner and Brooklyn runs right into her boot! Brooklyn stumbles backwards but gets his head back and charges at Olivia in the corner once more! Olivia dashes out of the way and Brooklyn hits the corner at full speed! Brooklyn collapses in the corner but forces himself up only to get rolled up by Olivia!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Oh! So close! Olivia fighting back right now and she almost had Brooklyn but Brooklyn is refusing to fall here tonight but Olivia appears to be fighting it a lot smarter than he is right now!
Chuck Thompson: Olivia can't keep this guy down though! It’s true, Olivia has nullified Brooklyn’s speed and strength advantage with her more intelligent style of wrestling but she won’t win this one with roll ups and small packages…
Both competitors get up and Brooklyn quickly grabs Olivia from behind! Brooklyn tosses Olivia into the ropes then catches her with a belly-to-belly suplex on the way back! Brooklyn doesn't wait for her to get up, instead grabbing her by the hair and hitting her with a big swinging neckbreaker! The fans are going wild as Brooklyn goes down to cover her but she quickly kicks him in the side of the head and gets up! They run at each other and Olivia takes Brooklyn down with a dropkick to the leg! They both get up and she goes for it again but this time Brooklyn dives and takes Olivia down with a massive diving shoulder, sending her flying across the ring! Olivia looks hurt and Brooklyn comes over!
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ROPE BREAK!
Steve White: Olivia found the ropes! Olivia found the ropes!
Chuck Thompson: It was over for sure there! Olivia has been turned inside out and got whiplash from that one! Brooklyn would have killed it if she didn’t find the ropes then!
Both get up and Olivia hits Brooklyn in the head with a diving forearm! Brooklyn is taken back but he grabs Olivia and throws her halfway across the ring! Brooklyn runs up and goes for a clothesline but Olivia ducks him and when he comes back off the ropes she hits him with a big corkscrew body dive! Brooklyn goes down and Olivia springs up to the top rope and hits him with a huge axe-handle sending the fans cheering! Brooklyn gets up! Olivia comes across with a kick but he ducks it and pushes her against the ropes! He goes in for a big running clothesline but she sidesteps him and turns him around! Brooklyn dashes at Olivia but she ducks and he rams into the ref instead! The ref is down and the fans are going nuts! Olivia springs off of the second rope and tries to drag a kick but Brooklyn ducks it!
Steve White: The ref is down!
Chuck Thompson: Olivia missed and the ref is down!
Olivia is shocked and turns around right into a big spinebuster from Brooklyn! Olivia coughs and splutters in pain on the mat but Brooklyn shows no mercy! He gets down and says something to Olivia before picking her back up and tossing her to the outside! Olivia is very hurt as she tries to crawl back to her feet but Brooklyn gets out and steps on her back!
Steve White: This is sick! What the heck is Brooklyn doing! He’s ruthless! Just bring her back in the ring!
Brooklyn goes picks Olivia up and tosses her into the steel steps! The fans go nuts and the ref finally gets up but Brooklyn ignores the ref saying to bring Olivia back in! Brooklyn goes and picks a destroyed Olivia up and slams her against the apron! The fans are booing and Olivia is out of it! The ref yells at Brooklyn and starts counting him out! 1… 2… 3… 4…
Steve White: It’s not worth it Brooklyn, just bring her back in and cover her! Don’t be an asshole!
Chuck Thompson: Brooklyn wants to hurt Olivia here and that’s just what he’s doing! Is this what he thinks making an impact is?
The ref keeps counting! 5… 6… Brooklyn smirks as he stalks a crawling Olivia! He shakes his head and looks at the ring post! Brooklyn picks Olivia up and holds her on his shoulder! He laughs but the fans boo as he lines Olivia’s head up with the post! 7... 8… Brooklyn runs at the post but Olivia drops off of his back and pushes Brooklyn head first into the post! The fans go nuts but Olivia hits the floor and is too beat up to crawl back to the ring! 9… 10!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, as a result of a double count out… This match has been declared a no contest!
The fans are booing wildly as both competitors lie hurt on the ground! Brooklyn gets up in a rage as Olivia is almost unresponsive.
Steve White: Shit… What a bad ending to a great match! Dammit Brooklyn! Wait… WATCH OUT!
Brooklyn rushes over and boots Olivia in the back! He starts stomping her out while she’s down and the fans go wild with boos! The ref slides out and tries to stop him but Brooklyn shoves him out of the way then goes back to stomping on Olivia with no regard!
Steve White: Ya gotta stop him! Someone! Anyone!
The fans go nuts as music hits the PA System and Brooklyn stops! New superstar and Olivia’s main squeeze Laifai Anafili sprints down the ramp! Brooklyn smirks and leaves Olivia alone as he watches Laifai run down!
Steve White: Who th… Who the heck is this?!
Chuck Thompson: It’s Laifai Anafili! Another new 2017 signing and Olivia’s boyfriend! He’s not waiting for his debut and he’s seen enough!!
Laifai sprints at Brooklyn and Brooklyn swings a massive arm at Laifai but Laifai ducks him! When Brooklyn turns around Laifai strikes him with a massive BOOM Headshot super-punch! The fans go nuts but amazingly even that’s not enough to keep Brooklyn down! He tries to get up but Laifai is all over him in a rage as he stomps him out on the bottom of the ramp! Refs and security run in a break it up! After a while both men try to get at each other but there is too much security.
Steve White: Laifai didn’t waste any time getting down here but I think he and Olivia just pissed on a bees nest in Brooklyn! Brooklyn looks pissed!
Chuck Thompson: This isn’t over, not by a long shot!
Laifai checks over Olivia and helps her up as Brooklyn is lead away, shouting and yelling as we fade out backstage.
We come in backstage where we see Alexander Corvis standing with Zoe McDraven.
Alexander Corvis: Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m standing here with my guest at this time – Woman of The Year, Zoe McDraven! Zoe, thanks for being here.
The fans back in the arena go NUTS as Zoe comes full frame.
Zoe McDraven: Thanks for having me…
Alexander Corvis: Last week you were able to pick up a win over The Beauty and The Beast and this week you have another match against this this week but this time for the Challenge Championships… Your win last week was a close one, do you think you can pull it off?
Zoe McDraven: Of course… I know what to expect from B&B, I’m fresh off of fighting them and I have a better partner by my side this week. There is no doubt that the Challenge Championships will be mine and Aubree’s again by the end of the night!
Alexander Corvis: B&B also knows what to expect and they’re famous for pulling all kinds of tricks. Are you sure you’re going to be able to do it? They’ve stated they won’t lose twice and they did beat you and Aubree last time…
Zoe McDraven: That was last time… This is tonight and mark my words, tonight B&B don’t have a chance in hell of retaining the EHWF Challenge Championships… They’re coming back to where they belong.
Alexander Corvis: Well those are some strong words; I wish you the best of luck…
Zoe nods and walks off as we fade back out out the arena.
We come back to the ring. Patricia Downs makes her way to the ring with her mic, ready to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is set for one fall!
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN BLADE!
The trumpets hit and John Blade comes out and starts doing some theatrics! He salutes down to the ring then sprints down to the ring! He gets in and gets ready for his opponent!
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… John Blade!
Rhythmic Monkey chanting occurs as Donkey Kong Countries main them hits the music system in the arena and fans start to cheer for Harambe Jr! Harambe comes out with his manager Kony Kongo with Kongo leading the pair! Harambe goes wild with rage at the humans who were responsible for his father’s death. Harambe lashes out at the fans as they come down the ramp but Kony Kongo calms him down and reminds Harambe Jr that he's here to take his anger out on his human opponent this week. Harambe has a giant barrel over one shoulder with "Harambe" and a banana printed on it. They make their way into the ring and Harambe scares the ref out of the ring! Harambe puts the barrel on the outside then gets on a turnbuckle and raises is arms while Kongo claps for him. Some fans boo and Harambe loses his temper, rushing down from the ropes to storm the crowd and kill some humans but Kongo once again calms him down and convinces the Gorilla that his match is starting.
Patricia Downs: And next… His opponent… Harambe Jr!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Harmabe Jr’s trainer let’s him loose! John Blade signals that Harambe Jr can’t see him but Harambe can! Harambe sends John Blade flying across the ring with a big punch! The fans go nuts! Harambe jumps up and goes to crush Blade but Blade dives out of the way! The fans are all on their feet as Blade gets up and rushes Harambe but gets swatted away like a fly!
Steve White: Shit! John Blade is getting beaten to a bloody pulp right here! He is really getting fucked up and Harambe Jr is pissed! These two fought last time and Harambe sidelined John Blade for a month and got locked up at the pound! Will the same happen tonight?
Chuck Thompson: Harambe Jr want’s to destroy humanity for killing his father but why start with John Blade?! It doesn’t make sense?
Harambe Jr jumps up and grabs Blade then tosses him high in the air then pounds him down on the mat! Harambe Jr starts pounding Blade on the ground and Blade screams in pain as he starts bleeding badly! Harambe grabs Blade and tosses him like a rag doll to the other side of the ring! The fans are all going nuts! John Blade screams in pain and tries to get out of the ring but Harmabe drags him back in then tosses him in the corner and hits him with a big flurry of spinning punches! John Blade drops down and coughs up some blood!
Steve White: I thought John Blade had it here tonight! Is there anything on the roster that can stop a beast like Harambe Jr!!
Chuck Thompson: I doubt it… why is Harambe allowed to compete?! Is he eligible for the title? This is fucked!
John Blade has seen enough! He gets up and punches Harambe square in the face! Harambe barely feels it and it just makes him angrier as Harambe winds up a big punch and hammers John Blade down with it hard! Harambe raises his hands to his sided before jumping up and pounding John Blade with a big hit then landing on him! The fans are going nuts but John Blade is barely conscious as the ref thinks about stopping it! Harambe lashes out at the ref and the ref takes off to the corner!
Steve White: I don’t think John Blade is going to be able to win this one…
Chuck Thompson: This is the match everyone has been waiting for but John Blade was unable to live up to the hype and just like when they first battled, Harambe Jr is destroying John Blade!
Harambe Jr pounds John Blade on the mat some more as John Blade is a bloody mess! The fans are going nuts as Blade tries to push Harambe back but Harambe bits John Blade and Blade screams in agony! Harambe thrashes John Blade around in his mouth like a chew toy then lets him go, sending him flying across the ring in a bloody heap! The fans go nuts as Harambe roars but the ref has seen enough and he calls for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: I have just been informed that John Blade is unable to continue this match… therefore your winner via knockout! Harambe Jr!
The fans go nuts but their cheers turn to boos as Harambe approaches John Blade once more! The ref tries to stop him but Harambe swats him away! His trainer Kony Kongo yells at him but Harambe ignores it as Animal Control guys get on the apron with their tranquilizer guns! Harambe runs up and knocks them off with a monkey boot then turns his attention back to the destroyed John Blade on the mat!
Steve White: Harambe is going nuts and there is nothing that can stop him! He’s going to kill John Blade right here right now on live TV!
Chuck Thompson: Somebody fucking shoot him! Animal Control are fucking useless!
Just as Harambe Jr goes over and picks up the bloody carcass of John Blade, Mazzio’s music hits and Harambe looks out! The fans go BERSERK as Mazzio appears on the stage and makes his way down. Harambe drops John Blade and turns his attention to Mazzio!
Steve White: Mazzio?! What the fuck is Mazzio doing out here!? What’s happening!?
Chuck Thompson: Well look at the sheer size of Mazzio, if there is anyone that can stack up to Harambe Jr then it’s him but why is he making the save for John Blade?!
Mazzio gets in the ring and Harambe Jr starts to go nuts with anger. Mazzio approaches the great ape and everyone watches in shock! Harambe is raging and Mazzio just wataches him. Suddenly a badly hurt John Blade looks up and spouts his final words before falling unconscious…
John Blade: W-Wo Word… Word Life… Moth… Mothefucker…
Harambe Jr loses it and lunges at Mazzio but Mazzio moves at vanishing speed and Harambe Jr misses! Harambe turns right into a massive punch that drops the great ape! Harambe gets up in a rage and starts swinging wildly but can lay a glove on Mazzio and instead gets knocked down by Mazzio once again! The fans are in shock as Mazzio dominates Harambe Jr!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Mazzio is just tearing up Harambe Jr right now and he’s destroying him! Mazzio is a beast!
Chuck Thompson: How fucking strong is this guy now Steve?! Mazzio is dominating an ape and he’s destroying him!
Eventually Animal Control gets back up and starts shooting Harambe Jr with darts! Harambe Jr sways out to the ropes and Kony Kongo grabs Harambe and helps him out but Harambe still rages on as AC, Kony and Security grab him and try to get him out of there. Mazzio helps John Blade to some EMT’s and looks out at Harambe being taken away as we fade out.
We come into the arena where the fans start cheering as Michael Rissi’s music hits! Rissi comes out on the stage and the fans go nuts with cheers as he makes his way down the ramp and then into the ring. He’s handed a microphone from the outside and waits for the fans to quiet down.
Michael Rissi: Welcome back to Mayhem everyone, it’s been a great night so far but I have to take some time out of it to make a special announcement!
Steve White: Special announcement? What could it be this time Chuck?
Michael Rissi: As EHWF moves further and further into new territory and businesses - we have taken it upon ourselves to learn and grown as a company and as a brand. That being said, EHWF is looking to establish more affiliations and partnerships this year. In 2017 I am proud to announce that EHWF will be partnering up with another dynamic organisation!
The fans go wild and Michael Rissi nods along with their cheers as he comes over to the end of the ring and looks out at the stage and tron.
Michael Rissi: 2017 will see EHWF create a major relationship and partnership with Underground Zero! Underground Zero is a new and exciting brand of entertainment which has developed a huge following and showcases some of the best talent in the business!
Steve White: Well this is quite the announcement! EHWF is partnering with this new crowd - Underground Zero? Just who are they and what are the details of the partnership?
Michael Rissi: Everyone here in EHWF Management and the Board have been working hard to get this partnership and these deals underway so we can start creating some amazing content with Underground Zero. I could go into who Underground Zero are and what the base of our partnership will be but I’d rather bring out someone else at this time who has all the answers you’re all looking for… It is my pleasure at this time to introduce; from Underground Zero… Joshua Samson!
“Sink Into the Underground” by Cky blares throughout the arena as a very dapper suited Joshua Samson walks out to the top of the ramp. There are a few smattering of jeers throughout the crowd from those that are knowledgeable of who this man actually is. Samson raises an eyebrow and chuckles upon hearing the audience.
Steve White: It seems that there are a few of this New Orleans natives and EHWF fans that do not take a particular liking to this man.
Chuck Thompson: Well I just followed him on Twitter and was going through his timeline. I can see why he might not be adored.
Samson adjusts the half Windsor knot of his tie before looking back and head motioning. He smiles and nods his head before making his way cockily down the ramp. Once at the stairs he is handed a microphone. He briskly jogs up the steps, steps through the middle ropes, and makes a beeline to Rissi.
Joshua Samson: Thank you for having me, Mister Rissi.
Samson extends his hand. Rissi reaches out and the two men shake hands in the center of the ring as the fans cheer.
Michael Rissi: Mister Samson, thank you for being here tonight on Mayhem here in New Orleans to announce this great partnership.
Steve White: What exactly does this partnership entail Chuck?
Chuck Thompson: I’m not quite sure myself Steve but I’m more interested right now in this Samson guy. What’s his deal?
Samson nods and acknowledges the cheering fans as Rissi brings the mic back up to his lips, waiting for them to quiet down again.
Michael Rissi: Samson, EHWF and Underground Zero have many things on the agenda with this new partnership but probably the most important topic regarding our affiliation right now would be our main deal between our two organisations outlining Talent Sharing. That’s right, EHWF and Underground Zero will have a Talent Exchange agreement!
Steve White: Talent Exchange? But who are Underground Zero? Who is this Joshua Samson guy? This is all happening so fast?
Chuck Thompson: So EHWF and Underground Zero are going to share and exchange talent as part of their main agreement together?
The fans give a mixed reaction at first but as Rissi stops speaking and stands tall with Samson in the ring, they begin to get loud and cheer again.
Michael Rissi: Now I know we still have the other half of an already amazingly action packed night planned for all of you so we won’t keep you guys much longer and just get down to the main points and details of this announcement and partnership. Mister Samson, if you wouldn’t mind - please tell these people just who you and Underground Zero are and what we plan to achieve from this talent exchange agreement?
Joshua Samson: Well in case you didn’t realize it I am Joshua Samson….THE voice of Underground Zero and executive representative of the most elite and superior wrestlers in wrestling today known as the Samson Family. Yes I know some of you simpletons out there in Smoothie King Center that don’t have the Internet have no clue about UGZ so let me give a very quick synopsis.
Boos ring out from the crowd upon hearing the insult hurled their way. Samson chuckles allowing the audience to get it out of their system.
Joshua Samson: Underground Zero is a wrestling school/small independent promotion based out of Atlanta, Georgia. It was formed following the collapse of the global promotion GroundZero Wrestling 2K1 in late 2015/early 2016 when GZW2K1 decided to move away from a wrestling based-product and move towards movies and other forms of entertainment.
Steve White: I recall GZW2K1. I was really surprised when they ceased operations.
Joshua Samson: So GZW2K1 had a wrestling school called Trouble Trax, which of course had no place in its new plans. It was bought at auction by three of GZW2K1's most well known talents, Nathaniel Davis, Nate “T-Rex” Williams, and Jon Kellar. The three of them are all members of GZW2K1's Ring of Honor and together they are overseeing the birth of a new, independent wrestling promotion named Underground Zero.
Pausing, Samson allows the crowd to soak in the information while he unbuttons his suit jacket.
Joshua Samson: As far as the talent exchange goes….well it’s pretty straightforward and self-explanatory….throughout the course of this year respective wrestlers and various personalities from EHWF and UGZ can and will pop up on each others’ broadcast. Kinda like me being here right now.
Samson turns and shares a chuckle with Rissi.
Joshua Samson: And of course if you know anything about me you know I don’t go ANYWHERE alone. Tonight you swamp bound yokels are in for a treat as I introduce to you a three time “Wild Card” Eddie Knoxville Television Champion and a GZW2K1 Extreme Heavyweight Champion. He is a monster of a man! He is the reason there is fear on Earth! EHWF, stand to your muddy swamped boots, for THE MONGREL!
"No Rest For the Wicked" by Godsmack starts and as The Mongrel enters the arena. He looks straight ahead, and stalks to the ring, like a lion slowly but fluidly descending to its hunting grounds. He ignores the fans as inside the ring Rissi and Samson make their exit; Rissi walking back up the ramp while Samson makes his way over to the commentators’ table.
Chuck Thompson: Hold on a minute, Steve! Are we about to have a match right now with The Mongrel?
Steve White: I think...I think we are because Patricia has made her way into the ring and Joshua Samson is coming over here.
Joshua Samson: What’s up, fellas?
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... standing at six feet eleven inches tall and weighing three hundred and seventy-seven pounds...he is The Mongrel!
Steve White: This man…
Joshua Samson: ...is gonna eat whatever opponent that is about to come out alive!
Chuck Thompson: I must say this is one of the biggest men I have EVER seen in my life! How in the world did the side of his face get scarred up like that?
Black. Scary music. Lights out. Silence. Lights on. Jace. He stands in the ring, his presence is unsettling. He looks around at his subjects and circles the ring like an animal. The referee backs off into the corner and Jace dances to the dark carnival music.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, standing above six feet tall and weighing two hundred and forty pounds...coming from Hell...he is Jace!
Steve White: Jace will be in singles action tonight and I have to say he has quite the challenge ahead of him…
Joshua Samson: Challenge, Steve? I can call you Steve, right? Anyway, there will be nothing challenging for Mongrel in this match.
Chuck Thompson: Well I wouldn’t jump to conclusions like that, Joshua. Jace is a promising wrestler here in EHWF.
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds as Mongrel takes a step forward and Jace correspondingly takes a step back. Mongrel smirks as Jace stays light on his feet, circling around him. Suddenly Jace runs at Mongrel. The big man swings, looking for a clothesline. Jace ducks underneath and runs and bounces off the ropes. He slides underneath Mongrel’s legs and hops on top of his back, attempting to lock on a sleeperhold.
Mongrel reaches for Jace’s masked head. Jace swivels to avoid his grip. Mongrel decides to run backwards into the corner, sandwiching Jace’s body between him and the turnbuckle!
Joshua Samson: I have yet to see any kind of challenge yet, Chucky.
Jace’s arms drop from around Mongrel’s neck as he is crushed. Smirking, Mongrel steps away before running at Jace and going for a body splash in the corner. Jace narrowly moves out of the way, sending Mongrel crashing into the corner. Jace takes aim and then dives at Mongrel’s leg, clipping his left knee from behind. Mongrel falls to one knee and Jace runs off the ropes and takes him down with a dropkick to the face! Jace springboards off the ropes, coming down on Mongrel with a splash! Jace begins to hit Mongrel with right hands while he’s grounded on the mat, but he shoves him away, backward. Mongrel gets to his feet and Jace runs at him, smashing him in the face with a spinning heel kick, the collision sending Mongrel through the middle ropes and out of the ring!
Steve White: Jace is using his speed to neutralize The Mongrel!
Joshua Samson: I wouldn’t say neutralize, Stevie...Mongrel is very much still capable of doing damage!
Chuck Thompson: But right now Jace has The Mongrel strictly on the defense right now!
Mongrel gets to his feet on the outside as Jace runs and bounces off the ropes. Jace runs to the other side of the ring and propels himself over the top rope to the outside, but Mongrel catches him!
Joshua Samson: The best defense is a good offense. Chucky!
Mongrel grins in satisfaction as he holds the masked carny across his chest before flipping him onto his shoulder. Mongrel runs at the ring post, looking to drive Jace’s head into the steel. At the last second, Jace drops down behind Mongrel and pushes him into the ring post!
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!
Mongrel’s shoulder collides hard with the post, his arm slightly wrapped around the post. Jace slides into the ring, gets a hold of Mongrel’s arm, slides out of the ring and slams his arm into the post with one swift motion!
Mongrel nearly yells out in pain as he steps back, clutching his arm. Jace comes up from behind Mongrel again, grabs his arm, and then slams it against the steel steps, causing him to nearly yell out in pain a second time.
Joshua Samson: WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON?! IS THE REF BLIND?!
The referee continues his count out, which is now at three. Jace runs, leaping up onto the steps, and jumps off with a flying heel kick, hitting Mongrel right in the arm! Mongrel goes down to the floor as Jace rolls into the ring, looking satisfied with himself.
Steve White: By isolating The Mongrel’s arm…
Chuck Thompson: Jace’s cutting off his power source!
Mongrel gets to his feet, fuming at Jace from the outside. Jace waits for him patiently in the ring. Mongrel rolls into the ring and Jace immediately starts to kick him, targeting the bad right arm. Mongrel manages to push Jace backward away with his good arm. Mongrel gets to his feet and Jace runs at him. Mongrel is able to take him down with a huge big boot to the masked face!
Joshua Samson: You were saying, Chucky? Mongrel isn’t just powerful with his arms but he’s powerful with his legs too! The big boot could have caved in Jace’s covered face if Mongrel wanted it to!
Jace crumples as Mongrel shakes his arm, trying to get feeling back into it. Jace rolls onto his feet and Mongrel runs at him with a shoulder block! He then places his boot on Jace’s throat and begins to choke him, causing the referee to admonish him.
Steve White: I would really have to think that The Mongrel could end this match at any point he wanted to.
Chuck Thompson: I’d have to agree. It just looks like he’s toying with Jace.
Joshua Samson: It’s not toying...Mongrel likes to call it putting his dominance on full display.
Mongrel removes his boot from Jace’s throat, allowing him to roll onto his knees where Mongrel then kicks Jace hard in the stomach. Mongrel shakes his arm out again before lifting Jace by the hair with his good arm and drilling him in the head with a headbutt. Mongrel drops down and goes for a cover.
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Jace kicks out!
Steve White: The Mongrel manages to take control again, despite Jace’s targeting of his arm!
Joshua Samson: That’s how big and strong this man is! He doesn’t need full function of all his limbs to still cause pain!
Mongrel grips Jace by the top of his mask and brings him up to his feet. Jace manages to grab onto Mongrel’s arm and deliver an armbreaker, driving Mongrel’s arm into his knees! Mongrel cries out as he bounces up back to his feet, clutching at his arm again. Jace regroups for a second before running and springboarding off the ropes, taking Mongrel down with a dropkick! Mongrel staggers, but remains standing however, still holding his arm. Jace runs at the ropes and delivers a springboard dropkick a second time, this time knocking Mongrel onto the mat. Jace hops on top of Mongrel for the pin!
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Mongrel kicks out!
Steve White: Jace with a nearfall!
Chuck Thompson: This match has been….somewhat even! How?!
Joshua Samson: Either you’re blind or on dope because there is no way that this match has been anywhere near being even! Mongrel has dominated this masked idiot since the bell has rung!
Jace steps away from Mongrel, waiting for him to get to his feet. When he does, Jace runs at him but Mongrel swings him up onto his shoulder and runs toward the turnbuckle, dropping Jace’s masked face across it with a Snake Eyes!
Jace falls back onto the mat, stunned, and somehow finds his way back up and runs at Mongrel again who plants him with a tilt-a-whirl slam! Jace is laid out on the mat as Mongrel angrily looks down at him. Mongrel then easily lifts Jace’s motionless body up onto his shoulders and executes an Argentine backbreaker!
Joshua Samson: That, gentlemen, is what Mongrel calls The Doomsday Disaster!
Chuck Thompson: It might be over for Jace!
Mongrel takes a second to check his arm before going for the pin.
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Patricia Downs: Here is your winner...The Mongrel!
Steve White: What an incredible performance by The Mongrel!
Chuck Thompson: If this is what EHWF is to expect from the talent exchange with UGZ I think we’re going to be in for a wild and crazy ride.
Joshua Samson: Well Stevie and Chucky, I appreciate the time. Maybe I’ll be back soon to give you guys some more of my commentary genius. In the meantime follow me over on Twitter at @jsamsongzw2k1.
Steve White: Thank you for stopping by, Joshua. We can’t wait for your return.
Chuck Thompson: He must not know that I abhor being called Chucky!
Michael Rissi gets back in the ring and nods with the cheering fans as refs and such clear the area.
Michael Rissi: Mongrel, Mister Samson – thank you for being here tonight. I’m sure we’re going to see a whole lot more of you guys from here on out. Before we go though, there is just a small piece of business I have to take care of before we move on to the rest of the night… Last week Kevin Hunter attacked and assaulted Xander Pierce and ended his career! There MUST be consequences for that regardless of who you are so Kevin Hunter… Get your ass out here NOW!
The fans go nuts and wait a moment as Rissi stands in the ring. Eventually Kevin Hunter’s music hits and he comes out to a flurry of violent boos. Hunter smirks as he holds up the title, which makes them even more furious. Hunter gets in the ring and gets handed a mic from the outside.
Kevin Hunter: Firstly, let me explai…
Michael Rissi: There is NO explaining… You know what you did and you just cost me one of my talents. This is unacceptable and you will be punished right here and right now!
The fans go nuts!
Kevin Hunter: But…
Michael Rissi: For doing what you did last week and for ending Xander Pierce’s career, I’m fining you $300000!
The fans go nuts and lose it as Kevin Hunter rages in the ring and pleads with Rissi!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! That’s a huge fine! That’s the yearly salary for some wrestlers on the roster! Bah Gawd what a fine!
Kevin Hunter: You’ve got to be kidding me! You have got to be kidding me! This is complete bullshit! Xander Pierce was a fucking no one and besides I didn’t mean to end his career, I just go carried away!
Michael Rissi: Too fucking bad! $300000 would have been Xander Pierce’s salary in 2017 and $300000 is what you will pay! Half goes to him and half goes to me and if you got a problem with that you can go and fuck yourself!
The fans go nuts but Kevin Hunter doesn’t look happy.
Kevin Hunter: Fine! You know I make more than that anyway! Can I go now?
Michael Rissi: No you can’t fucking go now! Your punishment isn’t over yet!
The fans go wild again as Kevin Hunter shakes his head and almost loses it.
Steve White: There’s more?
Kevin Hunter: What now! Isn’t that enough!? I didn’t kill the fucking guy!
Michael Rissi: Next week in the main event on Mayhem just before Sudden Death… you will face Cory Steel one on one!
The fans give a mixed reaction and Kevin Hunter calms down a little bit. He scoffs and laughs it off.
Kevin Hunter: Umm… All right, no problem. Is that a punishment or are you giving me an easy week for a reason?
Michael Rissi: You didn’t let me finish Hunter… You will take on Cory Steel in the main event… with Chris Dunn as the Guest Referee!
The fans go nuts and Kevin Hunter starts raging again! He shouts at the fans to shut up but they just cheer louder! He pleads with Rissi but Rissi dispels him and moves over to the ropes.
Michael Rissi: I’m sorry Kevin but maybe you’ll think twice before you end another wrestlers career. Cory Steel versus Kevin Hunter next week and Dunn is the Guest Ref! Have a good match tonight!
Rissi walks off and leaves Kevin Hunter in the ring withstanding the laughs. Hunter rages at the crowd in the ring as we fade out.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with him mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following triple threat contest is set for one fall!
Cory Steel’s music hits and he comes out to the stage. He comes down the ramp and then gets into the ring as he waits for his opponents.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... Cory Steel!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the tron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next... Conner Creed!
"Monster" by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain with Henry Losak wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start with Henry standing outside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And finally... Making his way to the ring... The EHWF Hardcore Champion… Lord Raab!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Lord Raab and Cory Steel lock up! Lord Raab knees Cory in the gut but Conner hits him from behind in the back with a massive shot! Cory then knocks down Conner with a big right hand! Conner gets back up but gets another right hand! Cory Steel goes to follow up but Lord Raab knocks Steel down to the mat with a big beast uppercut! The fans get behind Lord Raab as he runs up and hits Cory with a big running boot! Steel rolls around and eventually gets to his feet only to get a sidewalk slam from the monster! The fans go nuts as Lord Raab covers Cory Steel!
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Steve White: Lord Raab is off to a great start here tonight destroying his competition! Cory Steel is getting his ass beat but Conner Creed looks ready to fight and that’s just what he’s gonna do now!
Chuck Thompson: Creed saving this one and breaking the cover from Raab now Creed is gonna get up and kick some ass! Creed and Raab looking impressive here tonight!
Conner gets up after breaking the cover! He picks Lord Raab up and boots him in the midsection then goes to hoist him up but Raab is too heavy and elbows Creed and pushes Conner headfirst into Cory Steel who just got back up! Steel hits the mat as Lord Raab lines Conner up! He gets Conner in a full nelson and wrenches back hard! The fans go nuts but Conner powers out of it and reverses it out into a headlock! Lord Raab struggles for a moment but picks out quickly gets Creed in a headlock of his own!
Steve White: This one is intense now with both Raab and Creed trying to really hurt each other! Cory Steel not doing much in his return to EHWF being outshined by these two tough competitors!
Chuck Thompson: Creed might not be as monstrous as Raab but it looks like Creed is really giving Raab a beating and that’s something that Raab isn’t used to! Remember Creed swore he’d defeat Ella Dunn, take back the Showtime title and then go on to beat Chris Dunn if he wins the EHWF title! A win over the Hardcore Champion would look great for him!
Conner looks like he might tap as Lord Raab wrenches back even further! Cory Steel runs in and makes the save, breaking it up! He gets up and yanks Lord Raab up on his back! Steel wants a power move but Lord Raab gets off and over powers Cory easily then lifts Cory up, hitting him with a big body drop from behind! They get back up but Lord Raab still has him in him grasp and hits him with another big body drop! The fans are going nuts as Lord Raab picks Cory up once more and finishes him with a third big body drop! Lord Raab rolls over and covers an exhausted and hurt Steel!
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Steve White: Ohh! So close by gawd Creed is just all over this one and it looks like Raab is growing in anger! He’s losing his cool and that’s just what Creed wants!!
Chuck Thompson: Lord Raab can’t seem to get much over on Creed! Creed keeps getting up, something Raab isn’t used to and Creed keeps giving Raab a big beating, something else that Raab isn’t used to!
Conner pulls Lord Raab up and hits him with a big suplex! The fans are on their feet for the action but Conner doesn't get a chance to follow up as Cory knocks him down! They get up and start trading shots with big lefts and right! Conner takes Cory out with a Clothesline From Hell and the fans go nuts! Conner picks Cory up only to hit him with another massive Clothesline From Hell! The fans are going nuts as Cory is in a mess and a heap on the mat! Creed covers Cory but Raab runs up and boots Creed in the back of the head and Creed flies off of Cory!!
Steve White: Massive and ruthless boot to the back of Creed’s head from Raab! That was a massive boot! Creed almost had it there!!
Chuck Thompson: Cory Steel is fucked up right now! Raab and Creed are so tough and so brutal in that ring right now! What a match! What a contest!
Raab gets Cory Steel in a ruthless headlock and Raab chokes the life out of him as he laughs! Cory thrashes around for help and tries to break free but he can’t Raab lifts Cory up and slams him down hard as he keeps the hold locked in! Raab slams him again then tightens the hold as Cory goes red and almost passes out! The fans are all on their feet cheering but Creed clubs Raab in the back and Raab falls to his knees and lets go of Steel! Steel falls in a mess on the mat as Creed goes over and starts beating Raab’s head in with massive right fists!!
Steve White: Creed barely saves this one! Cory was gonna get KO’d there and Raab would have won it but Creed with yet ANOTHER save! Cory Steel is fucked up now and Raab is getting beaten up by Creed!!
Chuck Thompson: Creed is just so intense and so powerful! Not many people have made Raab look like this tonight! Creed has no fear and he can beat anyone up! If I were the Dunn’s I’d take this guys warning last week very serious!!
Creed tosses Raab down on the mat and Raab gets to his hands and knees! Creed lines Raab up as the fans go nuts! Raab gets up and Creed fires a Clothesline From Hell but Raab ducks it! When Creed turns around Raab big boots Creed in the skull and over the top rope to the outside! The fans go wild and Raab turns around! Cory is trying to crawl to his feet but Raab picks him up and hits him with a chokeslam! The fans are going wild as Raab keeps Cory in his grasp then pulls him in for Killerbuster! The fans go wild as Cory is destroyed and Raab covers him!
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DING DING DING
Patricia Downs: The winner of this contest via pinfall... The Hardcore Champion... Lord Raab!
Steve White: I can’t believe it! Creed looked like he was about to win it but Lord Raab out of nowhere with a come back and he just damn near destroyed Cory Steel! It was an unimpressive return for Steel and Hunter must be watching with half a smile at least…
EMT’s come out and tend to Cory Steel as Raab gets his title belt and raises it high as we fade out.
We pan in backstage where Michael Rissi is making his way up the hallway. Lisa Caliber quickly follows behind him with a sound guy and a cameraman! They catch up to him and Lisa presents the mic!
Lisa Caliber: Mister Rissi, we were wondering if we could just get one quick second of your time!? We have a few questions about the announcement we just saw and a few things last week.
Michael Rissi: Sure, but make it quick, I just got back from the arena and I have to retire to the conference room to watch this main event shortly.
Lisa Caliber: Last week it was stated that many new and exciting things were coming to EHWF. The Mayhem Cup, more title defences and the return of the Retribution Royale and King of Bereavement are just some. What else were management talking about?
Michael Rissi: We’re gonna see some big matches in the very near future and we’re gonna see a new match type system introduced to EHWF. Along with that, with our new partnership with Underground Zero Wrestling, we’ll see a flurry of new talent and new personalities combine with EHWF and create great matches and content!
Lisa Caliber: What else does the partnership with Underground Zero entail?
Michael Rissi: We’re going to exchange talent and we’re going to have cross show relations with each other as you would have seen with Samson appearing tonight and The Mongrel wrestling. It’s gonna be great, it’s gonna be huge, you’re gonna love it.
Lisa Caliber: We’ve seen a lot of you around in 2017 so far whereas in 2016 we didn’t see a lot of you. Why are you around so much more often this year so far?
Michael Rissi: You have to remember, I was dead for a big chunk of 2016 but I agree, yes, even when I wasn’t dead I wasn’t around much simply because I had a good management team and because I really wanted a break from it all... I’m around a lot more often thought because I feel I need a bigger presence around here, I need to control things, introduce things, think of things and dispel things.
Lisa looks confused.
Lisa Caliber: Like what for instance?
Michael Rissi: Oh, I don’t know... Yes, we will have more title matches on Mayhem starting this year; you’ll see that next. Yes, we will have big names and new names around more often.
Lisa Caliber: What about names like Eli Sykes, Jason Dave etc? What’s happening with them?
Michael Rissi: Eli Sykes is still signed with EHWF, as is Hannah Walters. Eli Sykes is on a break at the moment and to be honest with you I don’t know when or if he will be returning. He is still under contract though and I’m sure we’ll hear from him soon.
Lisa Caliber: Wasn’t there discussion of him making some sort of return soon? I mean this was a man who was champion for the majority of 2016...
Michael Rissi: I’m yet to talk to Eli… I think that talk was just that, talk. I recall hearing from Eli, Silver Kazama and even Zoe McDraven that Eli would return with Silver to have a one on one match for some reason? I don’t know if that’s the case but I’ve heard it a few times now... Personally I don’t know if anyone would want to see that, I’m not sure someone like Silver Kazama could survive in an evolved EHWF now – I mean you saw Matthew Kazama’s last few runs, Eli Sykes would eat him alive!
Lisa questions Michael Rissi.
Lisa Caliber: So you think Eli would win and Sykes/Kazama encounter?
Michael Rissi: Oh most definitely, this is a much more different game then when DGS and Matthew Kazama traded spit for the title way back when – things change and evolve and this isn’t the Indies, this is the Global Leader in Wrestling and Entertainment. Personally I think Matthew Kazama was just talking when that whole thing came about, he can’t be serious about it but I’m pretty sure we’ll see Eli Sykes back sooner or later!
Lisa Caliber: Is that so?
Michael Rissi: Yeah... I mean I think I heard Matthew spout some bullshit about he and Eli being denied a match together for a while but no one ever denied them shit, they just weren’t on the same level or division way back when. I even heard Zoe say something about ‘one day management letting them have a match’ I think everyone is mistaken. I’m not denying nor have I ever denied them a match together… they can have a match together right now if they want… They can have it tomorrow or next week or next month, I don’t care – but come on… we all know Matthew was just talking… After those last two dismal and tragic runs he had, there is no way he’d come back just to get humiliated by Eli Sykes.
Lisa Caliber: So you’re not preventing anything?
Michael Rissi: Nor have I ever... Matthew felt it more important to trade the EHWF Championship with his mate DGS rather than face Eli Sykes back in the day. I am not denying them anything – if they want the match right now, next one the card they can have it… In fact, Matthew lives around these parts and we have 3 hours left on the show… If Matthew wants to come down and make an address live on TV he’s free to do that, I invite him right now… but he won’t do that… I know and he knows, his tirade about Eli Sykes was all just talk…
Lisa Caliber: And what about Sudden Death? What are the plans for that?
Michael Rissi: We’re gonna have some big matches there and some big title matches. Mark my words that is gonna be a huge event! I’d love to stay and chat Lisa but I really have to go and see these next couple of matches. Thanks…
Michael Rissi makes his way to the elevator as Lisa Caliber finishes the feed and we cut back to the arena.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: This following tag team contest is set for one fall and it is for the Challenge Championships!!
Mike Smith walks out from the back with Crystal Taylor at his side. She turns toward him and starts clapping as he perches his hands on his waist, staring at the booing crowd. Christian Taylor jogs out from the back and he hops on Mike Smith's back with his legs fastening around his midsection. He raises his right fist to the ceiling and shouts, "we the bomb, bitches!" Remaining on Mike Smith's back, Mike showing his true strength as he continues to walk normally down the ramp with Crystal beside him. They pass the fans as Christian pretends to want to backhand the booing fans. Once they make it to the bottom of the ramp, Christian hops off Mike's back onto the apron and climbs up to the second rope, kneeling his knee on the top turnbuckle, looking through the audience. Mike pulls himself up on the apron and steps over the second rope. He walks to the middle of the ring as Crystal hustles up the steel stairs and dips down under the second rope as Christian backflips off the turnbuckle. He stands on the bottom rope and leans over the rope, blowing a kiss to the booing fans as Crystal smirks at her husband while standing beside Mike Smith in the middle of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Challenge Champions… The Beauty & The Beast!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… Introducing first… Zoe McDraven!
The Lights inside the arena dim and 'Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy' performed by TaTa Young; the theme of Aubree Celeste blasts over the PA System. The 'HOTMESS' makes her way through the black curtain as the crowd cheers. She raises her hands into the air then points around the arena. As they continue to cheer. As she makes her way down the ramp, she begins to shake the fans hands, before sliding into the ring. As she runs towards the turnbuckle hopping onto the middle pointing out to the fans as they cheer for her, her theme fades out as she jumps down into the ring.
Patricia Downs: And her partner… She is the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Zoe and Taylor start the match up. The two circle each other for some time until they lock up in the center! Zoe quickly ducks under Taylor’s arm and gets him in a Chicken Wing hold. Taylor struggles as Zoe turns it into a wristlock and forces Taylor into the corner! Zoe boots him in the side and takes him down to the mat, getting him in a necklock! Taylor struggles in the hold but Zoe has it locked in tight. Taylor squirms over to the ropes and grabs on, getting a break!
Steve White: This match has started out in a very technical fashion. Zoe beat these guys last week and she just needs a repeat of that to win back the Challenge Championships!
Chuck Thompson: Beauty & The Beast will have a plan to make sure that doesn’t happen again! But Daaaaaaaamnnn look at Aubree and that body! That’s what I came out here to see tonight Stevo!
Steve White: Can you focus on the match for at least 2 seconds Chuck!
Taylor uses to ropes to get up but Zoe comes rushing at him with haymakers. Taylor is knocked down to the mat again and Zoe goes down to follow up but Taylor grabs her and gets up, shoulder thrusting into her! He leaves her on the mat and grabs her by the hair then tosses her in the corner! Taylor runs up and hits Zoe with a corner clothesline! Zoe drops to the mat holding her neck. Taylor picks her up again and tosses her back into the corner. He grabs her and whips her but pulls her back and follows up with a big knee to the midsection of Zoe who flips over his knee and to the mat! He covers her!
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Steve White: Christian Taylor turning up the heat and applying the pressure on Zoe here tonight! He almost got the fall there after that big offense but Zoe is a lot stronger than that!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe and Aubree are going to prove a lot here tonight if they’re able to win tonight!
Zoe stands up and swings at Christian but he blocks her and gets her into a headlock! He applies the pressure and locks her in tight! Zoe yells in pain as they stand in the center of the ring! Christian continues to try and make her tap but she’s able to withstand it and grab Christian, cradling him up and slamming him down on the mat! Zoe breaks the hold and dashes across the mat, tagging in Aubree!
Steve White: And Zoe gets the tag! Here comes Aubree Celeste!
Chuck Thompson: YES!
Aubree springs off of the top rope and missile dropkicks Christian Taylor right in the chest! Christian sprawls across the ring! He gets up only to get a second dropkick from Aubree! This time Taylor falls in the corner. Taylor tries to catch his breath but Mike blind tags himself in the match! Mike runs in and bolts at Aubree but she ducks him! He bounces off the ropes only to eat a Superkick from her!
Steve White: Aubree kicks the shit out of Mike Smith and Mike didn’t need that! He tried to come in for his buddy so they didn’t get a repeat of last week but Aubree is so damn fast!
Chuck Thompson: What a kick! Is Aubree going to cover and eliminate Mike or is Mike not weakened enough yet?!
Aubree picks Mike up and tosses him into the corner! She runs up and hits him with a corner dropkick, sending Mike to his knees! Aubree grabs Mike by his head and hooks his arm, hitting him with a big suplex! Aubree gets up with Mike still in hold and goes for another suplex but he thumbs her in the eye! Aubree lets go of Mike and he desperately boots her in the midsection!
Steve White: That was a blatant thumb to the eye by Mike! We don’t need that type of dirty tactics in this match!
Chuck Thompson: It saved him though! Aubree was building too much steam just like Zoe was!
Mike taunts out to the fans and waits for Aubree to get up as she smirks. She rushes over in a burst of speed and fly-kicks Mike in the head! Mike goes down but Aubree picks him right up, hitting him with a big Snap DDT! Mike is out of it and tries to struggle his way back to the corner but Aubree explodes with a rush of speed and takes him down with a massive dropkick! Mike flies head first in the corner and Christian Taylor tags his way back in!
Steve White: And Taylor comes back into this one after Aubree does away with Mike! Aubree just so fast!
Taylor runs in and takes Aubree down with a shoulder block. He runs up and takes her down with a second one, building momentum! Aubree gets up only to get a back bodydrop from Taylor! Taylor goes to cover Aubree but she hits him with a quick kick in the head! Taylor flails down to the mat and Aubree recovers, getting up and following up with a side kick to the head of a kneeling Taylor! Taylor is all groggy! It looks like Aubree is going to follow up on him but Aubree knocks Mike off of the apron instead! Taylor gets up and Aubree lifts him up! Aubree hits Taylor with the Goddess Slam and the fans go nuts as she covers him!
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Patricia Downs: Christian Taylor has been eliminated!
Steve White: What!? Aubree takes Christian Taylor out of this one and now it doesn’t look good for the champions! What now?
Chuck Thompson: Mike Smith remains! Can Aubzoe do it here?
Smith runs in and Aubree and Smith trade blows! Aubree turns around and kicks Smith in the back of the head! She holds him and tags in Zoe! The fans roar as Aubree brings Smith’s neck down on her knee then Zoe jumps off of the top rope and leg drops a bent Smith’s head! The fans go wild and Smith rolls around screaming in pain! He gets up and looks for Zoe but he can’t find her! All of a sudden Zoe jumps on his back! The fans go nuts as Zoe locks Kinetic Energy in! The fans are all on their feet and they go nuts as Zoe makes Mike tap out!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… and the NEW Challenge Champions… The team of Zoe McDraven and the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Aubree Celeste!
Zoe runs up and hugs Aubree as Aubree as the title belts! They get their belts and hug then raise them up to the cheering fans! B&B are spent and roll out of the ring in defeat!!
Steve White: Bah Gawd that was an amazing match! Aubree and Zoe recapture the Challenge Championships! I can’t believe it! What a fight that was! They did amazing!
Aubree and Zoe continue their celebration as we fade out.
We fade in backstage into a lounge where Ryan Morgan is sitting in a suit and tie, watching the EHWF Broadcast on a flat screen. Ryan takes a sip of his tea as he spots the camera and smirks as he talks to it.
Ryan Morgan: I know… I know… All of you will be asking just where I was during the triple threat match tonight. I know I was SUPPOSED to be on commentary tonight but I really saw no reason to… I was only there to critique Bill Ryder and Billy wasn’t there tonight, he had to pull out because he was injured!
The fans cheer as Ryan Morgan takes another sip of tea and laughs.
Ryan Morgan: There was no reason for me being on commentary tonight. I mean I don’t give a crap about Lord Raab or Conner Creed or Corey Stevens or whoever that was out there… Come to think about it, maybe I don’t care about Bill Ryder anymore…
The fans back in the arena cheer as they watch on the tron.
Ryan Morgan: I mean… Bill has one return match and already he’s injured… Maybe he’s not the same Bill… Maybe he’s just a little too fragile and perhaps it’s not wise that I fight him for fear I’ll end his career… I had no idea he had become so weak and fragile. He was back for one week after countless weeks of rest and he gets a little beat up and BAM just like that he’s out with an injury… Maybe he’s injury prone.
The fans let out a ‘oooooohh’ chant as Morgan smirks and finishes the rest of his tea then moves onto a scone.
Ryan Morgan: I have no interest in fighting a frail, fragile and injury prone sack of shit… Bill Ryder just isn’t EHWF material to be honest – no one even knows this guy anymore and he can’t even go one match without being sidelined… I have no interest in fighting a jobber or ending a mans career. I am above that… I am above Bill Ryder.
Morgan winks at the camera and gets up, leaving as we cut out.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the main event contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: This main event contest is set for one fall and it is a 6 man tag team match!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Got Yours" by Yellowcard began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope. He would then throwing his right index finger into the air and yell out into the cheers from the crowd as "Got Yours" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, before he began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… One half of the EHWF Tag Team Champions…Wilmer Patacky!
Young Kings hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big sillouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And next… his partner and the other half of the EHWF Tag Team Champions… Mazzio!
The opening roar of "Ready for War (Pray for Peace)" by Adelitas Way is heard throughout the arena as the fans explode into cheers. Chris Dunn makes it out onto the stage as you can feel the energy radiating off of him as a more upbeat guitar is heard. Chris points down to the ground, before he is seen flailing his arms up and down as he spins around so his back is facing the ring, before jumping up and down a bit as Ella joins him her back facing the ring, a big smile on her face before Chris points towards the crowd and proceeds to twerk – to the delight of the female fans, before Chris runs his hands through his wet dirty blonde slicked back hair and throwing his arms out as he lets out a loud battle cry. He spins back around and does a small fist pump, you can see a smirk on Chris' face as he chews his gum. Once again Chris points downwards and pointing towards himself and then to the crowd before you can hear him yell out: "You know what time it is!" before this time pointing down over to the ring, running his hands through his hair a bit before slapping the back of his thighs a few times, flailing his arms up and down once more a bit. Chris made his way around the ring as he hopped up onto the other ring apron and went to enter the ring, however he hesitated and just sat on the middle rope and once again pointed downwards before then pointing out towards the crowd. Chris entered the ring completely as he walked around the ring, still chewing his gum as he stopped, looking out at the crowd another smirk appearing on his face as he removed his trademark sleeveless hoodie before beginning to hop up and down inside the ring, as he awaited the arrival of his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And their partner… Chris Dunn!
The lights darken, "The Resistance" by Skillet hits over the speakers as the crowd erupts as a spotlight hits the stage as two men dressed in all black with gas masks covering their faces steps onto the stage, they stop on the top of the stage throwing up 'too sweet' signs as they touch finger tips, they pull the gas masks off their faces to reveal there faces to be Alex Reigns and Chris Hunter. They make there way towards the ring, Hunter slips into the ring under the bottom rope as Alex Reigns makes his way up the steel steps and stepping through the top and middle ropes, they step onto the second turnbuckle again tossing up the 'too sweet' sign as "The Resistance" fade off the speakers, they shout into the crowd as the EHWF Universe erupt once again...
Patricia Downs: And now… Their opponents… First… The Sons of Chaos!
Kevin Hunter’s music hits. He comes out and celebrates with his title then gets in the ring and waits for his match to start as he taunts his opponents and the fans.
Patricia Downs: And their partner… He is the EHWF Champion… Kevin Hunter!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Wilmer locks up with Alex Reigns! The trade blows for a moment before Reigns knees Wilmer in the gut then scoops him up and slams him down hard! Alex follows up with a big elbow! Wilmer gets up and cops a boot to the gut from a quick Alex Reigns! Reigns knees Wilmer in the side and irish whips him! Wilmer springboards off of the ropes and elbows Reigns down to the mat! The fans go wild as both men get up and trade blows again! Wilmer is faster this time and hits Reigns with a European Uppercut! The fans are going wild but as Wilmer fires a big kick, Alex catches his leg then takes Wilmer out with a big lariat!
Steve White: Alex Reigns doing amazing right now in the ring! The Sons of Chaos definitely have talent and they are having a great debut here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Alex Reigns is looking great in the ring right now! He is really making a good impression!
The fans are going nuts as Reigns gets Wilmer in a butterfly hold! Wilmer breaks the hold and punches Reigns in the face then gets up and hits him with a big jawbreaker! They lock up once more but Reigns is all over Wilmer and gets some knees in then hits Wilmer with a big belly to belly! The fans are on their feet and Alex taunts Mazzio and Chris on the apron then goes on to stomping Wilmer out on the mat! Alex then goes over and grabs Wilmer then tags in Chris Hunter! Alex holds Wilmer up and Chris Hunter hits Wilmer with a big right hand knocking him down as Alex moves to the apron.
Steve White: Wilmer fighting back but Alex Reigns proves to be a tough cookie! What a contest so far!!
Chuck Thompson: So much intensity and rivalry in this match! I am loving this so far!
Chris Hunter goes to cover Wilmer but Wilmer rolls out of it! Chris gets on the mat and tries to get Wilmer in a STF but Wilmer pushes out of it! Chris Hunter and Wilmer trade blows but Wilmer hoists Chris up and hits him with an atomic drop then raises him up again and Wilmer drives Chris Hunter into the apron hard! Wilmer hits Chris Hunter with a big corner thrust then tags in Mazzio! Mazzio comes in and the giant grabs Chris Hunter and hoists him up high then brings him down into a cutter from Wilmer! The fans get up and go nuts!
Steve White: Big tag team move right there from Wilmazzio! Chris Hunter gets a big hit from the champions!
Chuck Thompson: Mazzio with a lot of power there, this guy is truly a force to be reckoned with especially after he took on an ape earlier tonight!!
Chris Hunter gets up and looks at the giant Mazzio and backs off! Alex Reigns comes in for assistance and they both rush Mazzio but Mazzio takes them out with a double clothesline! The fans are all up on their feet and going nuts as the main event goes off! Reigns rolls out of the ring in pain as Chris Hunter turns around and gets a big spear from Mazzio! Mazzio picks up Chris Hunter and starts beating on him with huge shots! Chris Hunter yells in pain but Mazzio dominates him!
Steve White: Hunter and The Sons were doing great but now it looks like Mazzio is tipping the scales in this match!
Chuck Thompson: Chris Hunter not looking too good right now but this team is better than what we all thought!
Chris Hunter slides through Mazzio’s legs out of danger and dives up, tagging in Kevin Hunter! The fans all get to their feet as Hunter comes in apprehensively and faces Mazzio! They go to lock up but Mazzio instantly picks Hunter up by his throat! Hunter is in shock as Mazzio hits him with a double arm chokeslam! The fans are going nuts and a hurt Hunter quickly gets up and yells in pain! Mazzio runs up and drives a dropkick into Hunter and Hunter hits the corner hard! Dunn and Wilmer hold Hunter and Hunter looks around in peril! Mazzio runs a huge corner splash into Hunter!
Steve White: Boom! Mazzio with that damn splash on the corner to Hunter and now Hunter looks hurt!
Chuck Thompson: Mazzio should just end it right here! Do it now is your chance!
Hunter falls to his knees and then his hands as Mazzio holds him up on his shoulders and tags in Chris Dunn! The fans are going NUTS as Dunn comes in! Dunn lines Hunter up and fires a superkick but at the last second Hunter pushes off Mazzio and Dunn superkicks Mazzio in the face instead! Dunn looks up, shocked as Hunter lands on the mat and laughs. Mazzio is virtually unfazed as Chris Dunn tries to explain to the big man but Hunter pushes past Mazzio and takes Dunn out with a big lariat! The ref forces Mazzio back to the apron as Dunn is the legal man!
Steve White: Dunn with that big kick to Mazzio’s head but Mazzio shrugging it off like it’s nothing! Now Hunter is taking advantage of the mistake and he’s stomping out Dunn!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter is now bringing control of this match back to his side! Dunn needs to get something back here!
Hunter laughs and starts stomping out Chris Dunn! He picks up Dunn and hits him with a sidewalk slam! Hunter lines Dunn up for Killer Effect but Dunn avoids it and goes for Namedropper but Hunter propels Dunn off of him into the ropes! Dunn rebounds and Hunter hits him with a running STO! Dunn gets up but Hunter boots him in the head back down to the mat and covers him!
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Steve White: Dunn needs to get some shots in here or else not only is he going to lose but Hunter is going to embarrass him!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter wants to hurt Dunn, there is no doubt about it! Their rivalry is so intense now it’s not funny!!
Hunter gets back on top of Dunn and gets him in a crossface! Dunn elbows Hunter in the face and gets up! Hunter gets in a big knife-edge chop! Dunn boots Hunter in the gut then drops him with a right hand! The Sons call for a tag but Dunn raises Hunter up and drops Hunter back first on his knee! Dunn then follows up with a big legdrop! The fans are all on their feet and they love the action! Dunn gets some momentum back as a chant breaks out! Hunter gets up and hits Dunn with an uppercut then lunges at him but Dunn trips Hunter with a drop toehold and Hunter hits his face on the mat then Dunn rolls over and locks Hunter in a surprise STF! The fans go nuts and Dunn has it locked in tight in the center of the ring!
Steve White: STF locked in! STF locked in! Dunn outta nowhere and he locks Hunter up! Hunter is locked up!!
Chuck Thompson: Shit! Hunter is all locked up and he’s in the center of the ring and Dunn looks determined! What’s gonna happen! What a match!
Hunter is in pain and reaches out but he’s too far away from the ropes! The ref locks it down and runs around the scene, asking Hunter! Hunter shakes his head but Dunn has it in tight and wrenches back! Hunter screams in pain as the fans go nuts! Dunn wrenches back and Hunter reaches out! Hunter is fading fast and is in amazing pain! Dunn doesn’t let up, he yells and wrenches back even more, as the hold is tight! Hunter holds out his arm and looks like he’s about to tap until Chris Hunter runs in with a steel chair and this Chris Dunn full force in the back with it!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winners of this match via a disqualification… Chris Dunn and the EHWF Tag Team Champions… Wilmazzio!
Steve White: Shit! Hunter was gonna tap! I bet!
Chuck Thompson: Chris Hunter causing the DQ to end this one!
Chris Hunter hits Dunn on the mat with the chair again and again and again and goes for it once more until Wilmer runs in and dropkicks the chair into Chris Hunter’s face! The fans go nuts! Kevin rolls away as Wilmer gets up! Reigns runs in and knees Wilmer in the gut! Reigns tosses Wilmer out of the ring! Reigns turns around and Mazzio dives on him taking both him and Reigns over the top rope and sends both men landing on Wilmer and Chris Hunter!
Steve White: The teams making saves and settling odds!!
Chuck Thompson: Watch out!
Kevin grabs Dunn and knees him in the gut as he’s too weak to fight after all the chair shots! Kevin tosses Dunn out of the ring and Dunn takes refuge at the announce desk but Hunter bounces Dunn’s head off of the desk then tosses him to the bottom of the ramp! Dunn gets up and tries to get away but Hunter hits him in the back and they start to brawl on the stage!
Steve White: Hunter even after the trouble he got in is still trying to take Dunn out and hurt him! This asshole is unbelievable!
Chuck Thompson: Dunn isn’t backing down though!
Hunter goes to throw Dunn but Dunn reverses it and sends Hunter into the bottom of the tron! Hunter falls to the ground and Dunn boots him in the back but Hunter gets up and slaps Dunn! Dunn moves to behind the curtain! Hunter goes to follow but Dunn boots him in the face then makes his way backstage! Eventually Hunter gets up and follows Dunn backstage as cameras swarm back there.
Steve White: Where are we going now!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter is trying to find Dunn but where is he?!
We come in backstage as Hunter searches for Dunn who is nowhere to be seen! Hunter looks around and pushes a sound guy out of the way! Hunter goes down the stairs and looks around but Dunn is gone!
Steve White: Where’s Dunn gone?!
Hunter goes down a hallway and shoves a ref out of his way as he puffs and pants and yells! Hunter comes out and comes down another set of steps but he can’t find Dunn. He comes back up and goes down another path.
Chuck Thompson: Dunn ran?! He escaped?
A noise is head across the hall and Hunter changes direction, coming into a large area and shoving a fan out of his way then coming down another set of stairs. Hunter looks around but hears something as he comes through the parking garage. Hunter crosses the road as a car almost hits him but he doesn’t care and flips the driver off. Hunter looks around as he gets to the end of the road.
Fan: OH MY GOD! IT’S CHRIS DUNN! OAHHHHHHHH!
Hunter walks over to the back of the lobby where a fan is fan-girling out but can’t see Dunn anywhere. Before Hunter comes from the parking lot to the back of the lobby we hear another voice get Hunter’s attention.
Chris Dunn: Hey Kev! Kev!
Kevin Hunter turns back towards the parking look and looks out. His eyes suddenly widen and his jaw drops as he looks on. We pan out and see Chris Dunn standing on the road… in his hands is the EHWF Championship title belt!
Steve White BAH GAWD! Dunn has the title belt! Dunn has the EHWF Championship title belt!!
Chuck Thompson: He’s taken it from Kevin hunter! Kevin can’t believe it!!
Dunn holds it up as the fans in the lobby all cheer and Hunter rages.
Kevin Hunter: My title! MY TITLE BELT!
Chris Dunn: I’m thinking I might borrow this for a while Kev… I’ll give it back to you when I call your match next week! Thanks!
Kevin starts sprinting towards Dunn but a black Mercedes pulls up behind Dunn and we see Ella Dunn driving it! Dunn laughs and opens the door, getting in before Kevin reaches him and then Ella Dunn floors it! The Dunn’s get away with the EHWF Championship and Kevin Hunter loses it on the road!
Kevin Hunter: FUCK! FUCK!
Steve White Well it’s been an AMAZNG night again ladies and gents! What a night! I can’t wait to see what goes down after all of this next week! We’ll see you next week for another Mayhem! Good night and be safe!!
Hunter looks out at the road and punches out a valet out of anger. We see the image of Hunter looking out and raging as we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we kicked off 2017 with a bang and saw a huge night of action, chaos and eventfulness as we were shown that the teaming of Hunter and Dunn could not work together due to their rivalry and hatred for each other! They were able to pick up the win due to DQ from McPherson but their partnership broke down long before that and after the match Kevin Hunter tried to end Chris Dunn just like he ended Xander Pierce earlier in the damn night!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right it was reported last week that Xander Pierce’s career is over and it’s all because of Kevin Hunter’s ruthless and disgusting ambush and attack last week! He tried to do the same to Chris Dunn after that but Wilmazzio stopped him! Now tonight in the main event Wilmazzio will team with Dunn to take on the arrogant Son’s of Chaos and Kevin Hunter! That is a match I recommend you don’t miss!
Steve White: And last week Joanna Rissi appeared and said that there would be more championship title defenses on Mayhem this year and she wasn’t bluffing! Tonight Aubree and Zoe get their rematch for the Challenge Championships against The Beauty and The Beast! This is a rivalry that has finally come to ahead and will be settled and decided with this match here tonight! What a co-main event that will be!!
Chuck Thompson: And if all that wasn’t enough for ya, we’re gonna see Lord Raab versus Cory Steel versus Conner Creed in a massive triple threat! This match was supposed to include Bill Ryder but he was injured just after his lengthy break and return! You also don’t want to miss the match everyone has been waiting for and everyone has been talking about! Harambe Jr takes on his rival John Blade in a grudge match that everyone wants to see! They will be talking about this one for years to come Steve!
Steve White: I can’t wait to see that and to start this night and see just what happens as we get closer and closer to Sudden Death!
We come down to the ring. Patricia Downs makes her way to the ring with her mic, ready to introduce the opening match.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is set for one fall!
”Confident” by Demi Lovato begins pounding through the PA system in the arena as it is filled with purple and turquoise lights. The fans get on their feet as they wait for the grand entrance of one, Olivia Rhodes. When Olivia comes out from behind the black curtain, she walks to the top of the ramp as the fans both cheer and boo her. She extends her arms out to the side before raising her right one above her head with her pointer finger extended outwards. Olivia soaks in the reaction of the crowd before she starts to make her way down the ramp. As she struts down towards the ring, her hand remains raised. Upon reaching the ring, Olivia heads off to the right hand side and does a walkover in the middle before hopping onto the ring apron. She remains on her knees before stepping under the middle rope. She looks out at the crowd with her hands out to her sides again before heading off to the corner and waiting for her opponent as her entrance music faded away.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Olivia Rhodes!
At the crack and whip of his theme's opening chord, live coverage of the backstage area is displayed on the titantron, the hall is barely breathing with life as there are only a few of handlers present; before too long a large man with a herculean figure explodes from the Men's Locker Room to the right. He storms the hall with fire, almost as red as his hair, in his pupils. during his expedition toward the stage entrance, he snatches a water bottle from the grip of a 'Make a Wish' child and impolitely shoves a member of the Stage Crew to the floor to his own appeasement. The fans aren't shy about letting him know how they feel, as they're showering him with jeers. When he's finally met the stage entrance, he decapitates the swiped water bottle, pouring most of it on his head prior to in taking some of its refreshing taste and tossing it aside.
Brooklyn slices through the curtain to a wave of jeers that he just rides all the way down the ramp. There's a crooked cocky grin on his face that matches the mischief of his raised left brow as he breezes by those at ringside. He pauses approximately three feet from the ring, glaring from one side of the arena to the pupil frying lights high above to the other side of the compound. He measures his target, then without any given warning rockets onto the apron showcasing the strength and balance in his legs. The big man slithers into the ring approaching the far east side of the apron where the cameras are usually stationed, playing up to them by shouting expletives to the audience just to garner a reaction out of them.
Patricia Downs: And next… Her opponent… Brooklyn!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Brooklyn vs. Olivia Rhodes
The bell rings and Brooklyn and Olivia come to the center. They go to lock up but Olivia avoids him and ducks around him. Olivia grabs Brooklyn around the waist but she gets an elbow to the face in return! Brooklyn turns around and drives Olivia into the corner! He quickly gets an advantage, hitting her with big corner thrusts! Brooklyn then grabs Olivia and whips her hard into the opposing corner! Olivia yells out in pain but Brooklyn runs up for a massive corner clothesline! Olivia is able to roll out of the way at the final second and Brooklyn eats the turnbuckle head on! Brooklyn stumbles around but Olivia jumps up and nails him in the back with a diving fist!
Steve White: And this contest is already getting hot! We have a double debut here tonight and even though these two haven’t had a match in EHWF yet, the fans love their style and the action! Look at the pace this one is already going!
Chuck Thompson: Olivia is a very traditional and technical wrestler and she was a big signing for 2017 where as Brooklyn appears to be more ruthless and brash and was a massive and exciting signing for EHWF this year! These two have a lot to prove!
They both get up and circle around the center of the ring again. Olivia runs up and knees Brooklyn right in the midsection! She tries to follow up but Brooklyn headbutts her into the corner! Olivia springs out and she's forced to lock up with him but he lifts her up and slams her to the mat a few times, easily over powering her! Olivia slowly gets up. Brooklyn goes to grab her but she elbows him in the face! He turns back around to give chase but Olivia jumps to the second then third ropes then springs off dragging a big flying sidekick across Brooklyn's jaw! Brooklyn stumbles backward and falls into the corner! Olivia runs at Brooklyn but he’s too fast and strong for Olivia! He powers out and knocks her down! She gets up but gets a knee to the midsection then he scoops her up and slams her down! He bullies her to the mat with big elbows and starts laughing as he taunts her and the crowd! He picks Olivia up but she trips him up and gets him in a small package cover!
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Steve White: Brooklyn was fighting tough but he fell for Olivia’s trick there! Brooklyn just seems too powerful for young Olivia to handle in the ring so she’ll have to rely on her ability and technical skill to win this one! She almost got him there!
Chuck Thompson: She's doing a great job but Brooklyn was able to kick out! Brooklyn might be confident here but if you look at it last week Bill Ryder was confident and Wilmer Patacky put him away the same way in just a moment! Brooklyn has to watch himself!!
Brooklyn gets to his feet, as does Olivia! Olivia dashes at him but Brooklyn rams into her with a shoulder and takes her down! Brooklyn picks Olivia up and grabs her by the hair then tosses her into the corner! Brooklyn lines Olivia up then bolts at her but she jumps up in the corner and Brooklyn runs right into her boot! Brooklyn stumbles backwards but gets his head back and charges at Olivia in the corner once more! Olivia dashes out of the way and Brooklyn hits the corner at full speed! Brooklyn collapses in the corner but forces himself up only to get rolled up by Olivia!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Oh! So close! Olivia fighting back right now and she almost had Brooklyn but Brooklyn is refusing to fall here tonight but Olivia appears to be fighting it a lot smarter than he is right now!
Chuck Thompson: Olivia can't keep this guy down though! It’s true, Olivia has nullified Brooklyn’s speed and strength advantage with her more intelligent style of wrestling but she won’t win this one with roll ups and small packages…
Both competitors get up and Brooklyn quickly grabs Olivia from behind! Brooklyn tosses Olivia into the ropes then catches her with a belly-to-belly suplex on the way back! Brooklyn doesn't wait for her to get up, instead grabbing her by the hair and hitting her with a big swinging neckbreaker! The fans are going wild as Brooklyn goes down to cover her but she quickly kicks him in the side of the head and gets up! They run at each other and Olivia takes Brooklyn down with a dropkick to the leg! They both get up and she goes for it again but this time Brooklyn dives and takes Olivia down with a massive diving shoulder, sending her flying across the ring! Olivia looks hurt and Brooklyn comes over!
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Steve White: Olivia found the ropes! Olivia found the ropes!
Chuck Thompson: It was over for sure there! Olivia has been turned inside out and got whiplash from that one! Brooklyn would have killed it if she didn’t find the ropes then!
Both get up and Olivia hits Brooklyn in the head with a diving forearm! Brooklyn is taken back but he grabs Olivia and throws her halfway across the ring! Brooklyn runs up and goes for a clothesline but Olivia ducks him and when he comes back off the ropes she hits him with a big corkscrew body dive! Brooklyn goes down and Olivia springs up to the top rope and hits him with a huge axe-handle sending the fans cheering! Brooklyn gets up! Olivia comes across with a kick but he ducks it and pushes her against the ropes! He goes in for a big running clothesline but she sidesteps him and turns him around! Brooklyn dashes at Olivia but she ducks and he rams into the ref instead! The ref is down and the fans are going nuts! Olivia springs off of the second rope and tries to drag a kick but Brooklyn ducks it!
Steve White: The ref is down!
Chuck Thompson: Olivia missed and the ref is down!
Olivia is shocked and turns around right into a big spinebuster from Brooklyn! Olivia coughs and splutters in pain on the mat but Brooklyn shows no mercy! He gets down and says something to Olivia before picking her back up and tossing her to the outside! Olivia is very hurt as she tries to crawl back to her feet but Brooklyn gets out and steps on her back!
Steve White: This is sick! What the heck is Brooklyn doing! He’s ruthless! Just bring her back in the ring!
Brooklyn goes picks Olivia up and tosses her into the steel steps! The fans go nuts and the ref finally gets up but Brooklyn ignores the ref saying to bring Olivia back in! Brooklyn goes and picks a destroyed Olivia up and slams her against the apron! The fans are booing and Olivia is out of it! The ref yells at Brooklyn and starts counting him out! 1… 2… 3… 4…
Steve White: It’s not worth it Brooklyn, just bring her back in and cover her! Don’t be an asshole!
Chuck Thompson: Brooklyn wants to hurt Olivia here and that’s just what he’s doing! Is this what he thinks making an impact is?
The ref keeps counting! 5… 6… Brooklyn smirks as he stalks a crawling Olivia! He shakes his head and looks at the ring post! Brooklyn picks Olivia up and holds her on his shoulder! He laughs but the fans boo as he lines Olivia’s head up with the post! 7... 8… Brooklyn runs at the post but Olivia drops off of his back and pushes Brooklyn head first into the post! The fans go nuts but Olivia hits the floor and is too beat up to crawl back to the ring! 9… 10!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, as a result of a double count out… This match has been declared a no contest!
The fans are booing wildly as both competitors lie hurt on the ground! Brooklyn gets up in a rage as Olivia is almost unresponsive.
Steve White: Shit… What a bad ending to a great match! Dammit Brooklyn! Wait… WATCH OUT!
Brooklyn rushes over and boots Olivia in the back! He starts stomping her out while she’s down and the fans go wild with boos! The ref slides out and tries to stop him but Brooklyn shoves him out of the way then goes back to stomping on Olivia with no regard!
Steve White: Ya gotta stop him! Someone! Anyone!
The fans go nuts as music hits the PA System and Brooklyn stops! New superstar and Olivia’s main squeeze Laifai Anafili sprints down the ramp! Brooklyn smirks and leaves Olivia alone as he watches Laifai run down!
Steve White: Who th… Who the heck is this?!
Chuck Thompson: It’s Laifai Anafili! Another new 2017 signing and Olivia’s boyfriend! He’s not waiting for his debut and he’s seen enough!!
Laifai sprints at Brooklyn and Brooklyn swings a massive arm at Laifai but Laifai ducks him! When Brooklyn turns around Laifai strikes him with a massive BOOM Headshot super-punch! The fans go nuts but amazingly even that’s not enough to keep Brooklyn down! He tries to get up but Laifai is all over him in a rage as he stomps him out on the bottom of the ramp! Refs and security run in a break it up! After a while both men try to get at each other but there is too much security.
Steve White: Laifai didn’t waste any time getting down here but I think he and Olivia just pissed on a bees nest in Brooklyn! Brooklyn looks pissed!
Chuck Thompson: This isn’t over, not by a long shot!
Laifai checks over Olivia and helps her up as Brooklyn is lead away, shouting and yelling as we fade out backstage.
We come in backstage where we see Alexander Corvis standing with Zoe McDraven.
Alexander Corvis: Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m standing here with my guest at this time – Woman of The Year, Zoe McDraven! Zoe, thanks for being here.
The fans back in the arena go NUTS as Zoe comes full frame.
Zoe McDraven: Thanks for having me…
Alexander Corvis: Last week you were able to pick up a win over The Beauty and The Beast and this week you have another match against this this week but this time for the Challenge Championships… Your win last week was a close one, do you think you can pull it off?
Zoe McDraven: Of course… I know what to expect from B&B, I’m fresh off of fighting them and I have a better partner by my side this week. There is no doubt that the Challenge Championships will be mine and Aubree’s again by the end of the night!
Alexander Corvis: B&B also knows what to expect and they’re famous for pulling all kinds of tricks. Are you sure you’re going to be able to do it? They’ve stated they won’t lose twice and they did beat you and Aubree last time…
Zoe McDraven: That was last time… This is tonight and mark my words, tonight B&B don’t have a chance in hell of retaining the EHWF Challenge Championships… They’re coming back to where they belong.
Alexander Corvis: Well those are some strong words; I wish you the best of luck…
Zoe nods and walks off as we fade back out out the arena.
We come back to the ring. Patricia Downs makes her way to the ring with her mic, ready to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is set for one fall!
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN BLADE!
The trumpets hit and John Blade comes out and starts doing some theatrics! He salutes down to the ring then sprints down to the ring! He gets in and gets ready for his opponent!
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… John Blade!
Rhythmic Monkey chanting occurs as Donkey Kong Countries main them hits the music system in the arena and fans start to cheer for Harambe Jr! Harambe comes out with his manager Kony Kongo with Kongo leading the pair! Harambe goes wild with rage at the humans who were responsible for his father’s death. Harambe lashes out at the fans as they come down the ramp but Kony Kongo calms him down and reminds Harambe Jr that he's here to take his anger out on his human opponent this week. Harambe has a giant barrel over one shoulder with "Harambe" and a banana printed on it. They make their way into the ring and Harambe scares the ref out of the ring! Harambe puts the barrel on the outside then gets on a turnbuckle and raises is arms while Kongo claps for him. Some fans boo and Harambe loses his temper, rushing down from the ropes to storm the crowd and kill some humans but Kongo once again calms him down and convinces the Gorilla that his match is starting.
Patricia Downs: And next… His opponent… Harambe Jr!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Harambe Jr vs. John Blade
The bell sounds and Harmabe Jr’s trainer let’s him loose! John Blade signals that Harambe Jr can’t see him but Harambe can! Harambe sends John Blade flying across the ring with a big punch! The fans go nuts! Harambe jumps up and goes to crush Blade but Blade dives out of the way! The fans are all on their feet as Blade gets up and rushes Harambe but gets swatted away like a fly!
Steve White: Shit! John Blade is getting beaten to a bloody pulp right here! He is really getting fucked up and Harambe Jr is pissed! These two fought last time and Harambe sidelined John Blade for a month and got locked up at the pound! Will the same happen tonight?
Chuck Thompson: Harambe Jr want’s to destroy humanity for killing his father but why start with John Blade?! It doesn’t make sense?
Harambe Jr jumps up and grabs Blade then tosses him high in the air then pounds him down on the mat! Harambe Jr starts pounding Blade on the ground and Blade screams in pain as he starts bleeding badly! Harambe grabs Blade and tosses him like a rag doll to the other side of the ring! The fans are all going nuts! John Blade screams in pain and tries to get out of the ring but Harmabe drags him back in then tosses him in the corner and hits him with a big flurry of spinning punches! John Blade drops down and coughs up some blood!
Steve White: I thought John Blade had it here tonight! Is there anything on the roster that can stop a beast like Harambe Jr!!
Chuck Thompson: I doubt it… why is Harambe allowed to compete?! Is he eligible for the title? This is fucked!
John Blade has seen enough! He gets up and punches Harambe square in the face! Harambe barely feels it and it just makes him angrier as Harambe winds up a big punch and hammers John Blade down with it hard! Harambe raises his hands to his sided before jumping up and pounding John Blade with a big hit then landing on him! The fans are going nuts but John Blade is barely conscious as the ref thinks about stopping it! Harambe lashes out at the ref and the ref takes off to the corner!
Steve White: I don’t think John Blade is going to be able to win this one…
Chuck Thompson: This is the match everyone has been waiting for but John Blade was unable to live up to the hype and just like when they first battled, Harambe Jr is destroying John Blade!
Harambe Jr pounds John Blade on the mat some more as John Blade is a bloody mess! The fans are going nuts as Blade tries to push Harambe back but Harambe bits John Blade and Blade screams in agony! Harambe thrashes John Blade around in his mouth like a chew toy then lets him go, sending him flying across the ring in a bloody heap! The fans go nuts as Harambe roars but the ref has seen enough and he calls for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: I have just been informed that John Blade is unable to continue this match… therefore your winner via knockout! Harambe Jr!
The fans go nuts but their cheers turn to boos as Harambe approaches John Blade once more! The ref tries to stop him but Harambe swats him away! His trainer Kony Kongo yells at him but Harambe ignores it as Animal Control guys get on the apron with their tranquilizer guns! Harambe runs up and knocks them off with a monkey boot then turns his attention back to the destroyed John Blade on the mat!
Steve White: Harambe is going nuts and there is nothing that can stop him! He’s going to kill John Blade right here right now on live TV!
Chuck Thompson: Somebody fucking shoot him! Animal Control are fucking useless!
Just as Harambe Jr goes over and picks up the bloody carcass of John Blade, Mazzio’s music hits and Harambe looks out! The fans go BERSERK as Mazzio appears on the stage and makes his way down. Harambe drops John Blade and turns his attention to Mazzio!
Steve White: Mazzio?! What the fuck is Mazzio doing out here!? What’s happening!?
Chuck Thompson: Well look at the sheer size of Mazzio, if there is anyone that can stack up to Harambe Jr then it’s him but why is he making the save for John Blade?!
Mazzio gets in the ring and Harambe Jr starts to go nuts with anger. Mazzio approaches the great ape and everyone watches in shock! Harambe is raging and Mazzio just wataches him. Suddenly a badly hurt John Blade looks up and spouts his final words before falling unconscious…
John Blade: W-Wo Word… Word Life… Moth… Mothefucker…
Harambe Jr loses it and lunges at Mazzio but Mazzio moves at vanishing speed and Harambe Jr misses! Harambe turns right into a massive punch that drops the great ape! Harambe gets up in a rage and starts swinging wildly but can lay a glove on Mazzio and instead gets knocked down by Mazzio once again! The fans are in shock as Mazzio dominates Harambe Jr!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Mazzio is just tearing up Harambe Jr right now and he’s destroying him! Mazzio is a beast!
Chuck Thompson: How fucking strong is this guy now Steve?! Mazzio is dominating an ape and he’s destroying him!
Eventually Animal Control gets back up and starts shooting Harambe Jr with darts! Harambe Jr sways out to the ropes and Kony Kongo grabs Harambe and helps him out but Harambe still rages on as AC, Kony and Security grab him and try to get him out of there. Mazzio helps John Blade to some EMT’s and looks out at Harambe being taken away as we fade out.
We come into the arena where the fans start cheering as Michael Rissi’s music hits! Rissi comes out on the stage and the fans go nuts with cheers as he makes his way down the ramp and then into the ring. He’s handed a microphone from the outside and waits for the fans to quiet down.
Michael Rissi: Welcome back to Mayhem everyone, it’s been a great night so far but I have to take some time out of it to make a special announcement!
Steve White: Special announcement? What could it be this time Chuck?
Michael Rissi: As EHWF moves further and further into new territory and businesses - we have taken it upon ourselves to learn and grown as a company and as a brand. That being said, EHWF is looking to establish more affiliations and partnerships this year. In 2017 I am proud to announce that EHWF will be partnering up with another dynamic organisation!
The fans go wild and Michael Rissi nods along with their cheers as he comes over to the end of the ring and looks out at the stage and tron.
Michael Rissi: 2017 will see EHWF create a major relationship and partnership with Underground Zero! Underground Zero is a new and exciting brand of entertainment which has developed a huge following and showcases some of the best talent in the business!
Steve White: Well this is quite the announcement! EHWF is partnering with this new crowd - Underground Zero? Just who are they and what are the details of the partnership?
Michael Rissi: Everyone here in EHWF Management and the Board have been working hard to get this partnership and these deals underway so we can start creating some amazing content with Underground Zero. I could go into who Underground Zero are and what the base of our partnership will be but I’d rather bring out someone else at this time who has all the answers you’re all looking for… It is my pleasure at this time to introduce; from Underground Zero… Joshua Samson!
“Sink Into the Underground” by Cky blares throughout the arena as a very dapper suited Joshua Samson walks out to the top of the ramp. There are a few smattering of jeers throughout the crowd from those that are knowledgeable of who this man actually is. Samson raises an eyebrow and chuckles upon hearing the audience.
Steve White: It seems that there are a few of this New Orleans natives and EHWF fans that do not take a particular liking to this man.
Chuck Thompson: Well I just followed him on Twitter and was going through his timeline. I can see why he might not be adored.
Samson adjusts the half Windsor knot of his tie before looking back and head motioning. He smiles and nods his head before making his way cockily down the ramp. Once at the stairs he is handed a microphone. He briskly jogs up the steps, steps through the middle ropes, and makes a beeline to Rissi.
Joshua Samson: Thank you for having me, Mister Rissi.
Samson extends his hand. Rissi reaches out and the two men shake hands in the center of the ring as the fans cheer.
Michael Rissi: Mister Samson, thank you for being here tonight on Mayhem here in New Orleans to announce this great partnership.
Steve White: What exactly does this partnership entail Chuck?
Chuck Thompson: I’m not quite sure myself Steve but I’m more interested right now in this Samson guy. What’s his deal?
Samson nods and acknowledges the cheering fans as Rissi brings the mic back up to his lips, waiting for them to quiet down again.
Michael Rissi: Samson, EHWF and Underground Zero have many things on the agenda with this new partnership but probably the most important topic regarding our affiliation right now would be our main deal between our two organisations outlining Talent Sharing. That’s right, EHWF and Underground Zero will have a Talent Exchange agreement!
Steve White: Talent Exchange? But who are Underground Zero? Who is this Joshua Samson guy? This is all happening so fast?
Chuck Thompson: So EHWF and Underground Zero are going to share and exchange talent as part of their main agreement together?
The fans give a mixed reaction at first but as Rissi stops speaking and stands tall with Samson in the ring, they begin to get loud and cheer again.
Michael Rissi: Now I know we still have the other half of an already amazingly action packed night planned for all of you so we won’t keep you guys much longer and just get down to the main points and details of this announcement and partnership. Mister Samson, if you wouldn’t mind - please tell these people just who you and Underground Zero are and what we plan to achieve from this talent exchange agreement?
Joshua Samson: Well in case you didn’t realize it I am Joshua Samson….THE voice of Underground Zero and executive representative of the most elite and superior wrestlers in wrestling today known as the Samson Family. Yes I know some of you simpletons out there in Smoothie King Center that don’t have the Internet have no clue about UGZ so let me give a very quick synopsis.
Boos ring out from the crowd upon hearing the insult hurled their way. Samson chuckles allowing the audience to get it out of their system.
Joshua Samson: Underground Zero is a wrestling school/small independent promotion based out of Atlanta, Georgia. It was formed following the collapse of the global promotion GroundZero Wrestling 2K1 in late 2015/early 2016 when GZW2K1 decided to move away from a wrestling based-product and move towards movies and other forms of entertainment.
Steve White: I recall GZW2K1. I was really surprised when they ceased operations.
Joshua Samson: So GZW2K1 had a wrestling school called Trouble Trax, which of course had no place in its new plans. It was bought at auction by three of GZW2K1's most well known talents, Nathaniel Davis, Nate “T-Rex” Williams, and Jon Kellar. The three of them are all members of GZW2K1's Ring of Honor and together they are overseeing the birth of a new, independent wrestling promotion named Underground Zero.
Pausing, Samson allows the crowd to soak in the information while he unbuttons his suit jacket.
Joshua Samson: As far as the talent exchange goes….well it’s pretty straightforward and self-explanatory….throughout the course of this year respective wrestlers and various personalities from EHWF and UGZ can and will pop up on each others’ broadcast. Kinda like me being here right now.
Samson turns and shares a chuckle with Rissi.
Joshua Samson: And of course if you know anything about me you know I don’t go ANYWHERE alone. Tonight you swamp bound yokels are in for a treat as I introduce to you a three time “Wild Card” Eddie Knoxville Television Champion and a GZW2K1 Extreme Heavyweight Champion. He is a monster of a man! He is the reason there is fear on Earth! EHWF, stand to your muddy swamped boots, for THE MONGREL!
"No Rest For the Wicked" by Godsmack starts and as The Mongrel enters the arena. He looks straight ahead, and stalks to the ring, like a lion slowly but fluidly descending to its hunting grounds. He ignores the fans as inside the ring Rissi and Samson make their exit; Rissi walking back up the ramp while Samson makes his way over to the commentators’ table.
Chuck Thompson: Hold on a minute, Steve! Are we about to have a match right now with The Mongrel?
Steve White: I think...I think we are because Patricia has made her way into the ring and Joshua Samson is coming over here.
Joshua Samson: What’s up, fellas?
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... standing at six feet eleven inches tall and weighing three hundred and seventy-seven pounds...he is The Mongrel!
Steve White: This man…
Joshua Samson: ...is gonna eat whatever opponent that is about to come out alive!
Chuck Thompson: I must say this is one of the biggest men I have EVER seen in my life! How in the world did the side of his face get scarred up like that?
Black. Scary music. Lights out. Silence. Lights on. Jace. He stands in the ring, his presence is unsettling. He looks around at his subjects and circles the ring like an animal. The referee backs off into the corner and Jace dances to the dark carnival music.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, standing above six feet tall and weighing two hundred and forty pounds...coming from Hell...he is Jace!
Steve White: Jace will be in singles action tonight and I have to say he has quite the challenge ahead of him…
Joshua Samson: Challenge, Steve? I can call you Steve, right? Anyway, there will be nothing challenging for Mongrel in this match.
Chuck Thompson: Well I wouldn’t jump to conclusions like that, Joshua. Jace is a promising wrestler here in EHWF.
DING DING DING!
Impromptu Match: The Mongrel vs. Jace
The bell sounds as Mongrel takes a step forward and Jace correspondingly takes a step back. Mongrel smirks as Jace stays light on his feet, circling around him. Suddenly Jace runs at Mongrel. The big man swings, looking for a clothesline. Jace ducks underneath and runs and bounces off the ropes. He slides underneath Mongrel’s legs and hops on top of his back, attempting to lock on a sleeperhold.
Mongrel reaches for Jace’s masked head. Jace swivels to avoid his grip. Mongrel decides to run backwards into the corner, sandwiching Jace’s body between him and the turnbuckle!
Joshua Samson: I have yet to see any kind of challenge yet, Chucky.
Jace’s arms drop from around Mongrel’s neck as he is crushed. Smirking, Mongrel steps away before running at Jace and going for a body splash in the corner. Jace narrowly moves out of the way, sending Mongrel crashing into the corner. Jace takes aim and then dives at Mongrel’s leg, clipping his left knee from behind. Mongrel falls to one knee and Jace runs off the ropes and takes him down with a dropkick to the face! Jace springboards off the ropes, coming down on Mongrel with a splash! Jace begins to hit Mongrel with right hands while he’s grounded on the mat, but he shoves him away, backward. Mongrel gets to his feet and Jace runs at him, smashing him in the face with a spinning heel kick, the collision sending Mongrel through the middle ropes and out of the ring!
Steve White: Jace is using his speed to neutralize The Mongrel!
Joshua Samson: I wouldn’t say neutralize, Stevie...Mongrel is very much still capable of doing damage!
Chuck Thompson: But right now Jace has The Mongrel strictly on the defense right now!
Mongrel gets to his feet on the outside as Jace runs and bounces off the ropes. Jace runs to the other side of the ring and propels himself over the top rope to the outside, but Mongrel catches him!
Joshua Samson: The best defense is a good offense. Chucky!
Mongrel grins in satisfaction as he holds the masked carny across his chest before flipping him onto his shoulder. Mongrel runs at the ring post, looking to drive Jace’s head into the steel. At the last second, Jace drops down behind Mongrel and pushes him into the ring post!
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!
Mongrel’s shoulder collides hard with the post, his arm slightly wrapped around the post. Jace slides into the ring, gets a hold of Mongrel’s arm, slides out of the ring and slams his arm into the post with one swift motion!
Mongrel nearly yells out in pain as he steps back, clutching his arm. Jace comes up from behind Mongrel again, grabs his arm, and then slams it against the steel steps, causing him to nearly yell out in pain a second time.
Joshua Samson: WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON?! IS THE REF BLIND?!
The referee continues his count out, which is now at three. Jace runs, leaping up onto the steps, and jumps off with a flying heel kick, hitting Mongrel right in the arm! Mongrel goes down to the floor as Jace rolls into the ring, looking satisfied with himself.
Steve White: By isolating The Mongrel’s arm…
Chuck Thompson: Jace’s cutting off his power source!
Mongrel gets to his feet, fuming at Jace from the outside. Jace waits for him patiently in the ring. Mongrel rolls into the ring and Jace immediately starts to kick him, targeting the bad right arm. Mongrel manages to push Jace backward away with his good arm. Mongrel gets to his feet and Jace runs at him. Mongrel is able to take him down with a huge big boot to the masked face!
Joshua Samson: You were saying, Chucky? Mongrel isn’t just powerful with his arms but he’s powerful with his legs too! The big boot could have caved in Jace’s covered face if Mongrel wanted it to!
Jace crumples as Mongrel shakes his arm, trying to get feeling back into it. Jace rolls onto his feet and Mongrel runs at him with a shoulder block! He then places his boot on Jace’s throat and begins to choke him, causing the referee to admonish him.
Steve White: I would really have to think that The Mongrel could end this match at any point he wanted to.
Chuck Thompson: I’d have to agree. It just looks like he’s toying with Jace.
Joshua Samson: It’s not toying...Mongrel likes to call it putting his dominance on full display.
Mongrel removes his boot from Jace’s throat, allowing him to roll onto his knees where Mongrel then kicks Jace hard in the stomach. Mongrel shakes his arm out again before lifting Jace by the hair with his good arm and drilling him in the head with a headbutt. Mongrel drops down and goes for a cover.
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Jace kicks out!
Steve White: The Mongrel manages to take control again, despite Jace’s targeting of his arm!
Joshua Samson: That’s how big and strong this man is! He doesn’t need full function of all his limbs to still cause pain!
Mongrel grips Jace by the top of his mask and brings him up to his feet. Jace manages to grab onto Mongrel’s arm and deliver an armbreaker, driving Mongrel’s arm into his knees! Mongrel cries out as he bounces up back to his feet, clutching at his arm again. Jace regroups for a second before running and springboarding off the ropes, taking Mongrel down with a dropkick! Mongrel staggers, but remains standing however, still holding his arm. Jace runs at the ropes and delivers a springboard dropkick a second time, this time knocking Mongrel onto the mat. Jace hops on top of Mongrel for the pin!
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Mongrel kicks out!
Steve White: Jace with a nearfall!
Chuck Thompson: This match has been….somewhat even! How?!
Joshua Samson: Either you’re blind or on dope because there is no way that this match has been anywhere near being even! Mongrel has dominated this masked idiot since the bell has rung!
Jace steps away from Mongrel, waiting for him to get to his feet. When he does, Jace runs at him but Mongrel swings him up onto his shoulder and runs toward the turnbuckle, dropping Jace’s masked face across it with a Snake Eyes!
Jace falls back onto the mat, stunned, and somehow finds his way back up and runs at Mongrel again who plants him with a tilt-a-whirl slam! Jace is laid out on the mat as Mongrel angrily looks down at him. Mongrel then easily lifts Jace’s motionless body up onto his shoulders and executes an Argentine backbreaker!
Joshua Samson: That, gentlemen, is what Mongrel calls The Doomsday Disaster!
Chuck Thompson: It might be over for Jace!
Mongrel takes a second to check his arm before going for the pin.
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Patricia Downs: Here is your winner...The Mongrel!
Steve White: What an incredible performance by The Mongrel!
Chuck Thompson: If this is what EHWF is to expect from the talent exchange with UGZ I think we’re going to be in for a wild and crazy ride.
Joshua Samson: Well Stevie and Chucky, I appreciate the time. Maybe I’ll be back soon to give you guys some more of my commentary genius. In the meantime follow me over on Twitter at @jsamsongzw2k1.
Steve White: Thank you for stopping by, Joshua. We can’t wait for your return.
Chuck Thompson: He must not know that I abhor being called Chucky!
Michael Rissi gets back in the ring and nods with the cheering fans as refs and such clear the area.
Michael Rissi: Mongrel, Mister Samson – thank you for being here tonight. I’m sure we’re going to see a whole lot more of you guys from here on out. Before we go though, there is just a small piece of business I have to take care of before we move on to the rest of the night… Last week Kevin Hunter attacked and assaulted Xander Pierce and ended his career! There MUST be consequences for that regardless of who you are so Kevin Hunter… Get your ass out here NOW!
The fans go nuts and wait a moment as Rissi stands in the ring. Eventually Kevin Hunter’s music hits and he comes out to a flurry of violent boos. Hunter smirks as he holds up the title, which makes them even more furious. Hunter gets in the ring and gets handed a mic from the outside.
Kevin Hunter: Firstly, let me explai…
Michael Rissi: There is NO explaining… You know what you did and you just cost me one of my talents. This is unacceptable and you will be punished right here and right now!
The fans go nuts!
Kevin Hunter: But…
Michael Rissi: For doing what you did last week and for ending Xander Pierce’s career, I’m fining you $300000!
The fans go nuts and lose it as Kevin Hunter rages in the ring and pleads with Rissi!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! That’s a huge fine! That’s the yearly salary for some wrestlers on the roster! Bah Gawd what a fine!
Kevin Hunter: You’ve got to be kidding me! You have got to be kidding me! This is complete bullshit! Xander Pierce was a fucking no one and besides I didn’t mean to end his career, I just go carried away!
Michael Rissi: Too fucking bad! $300000 would have been Xander Pierce’s salary in 2017 and $300000 is what you will pay! Half goes to him and half goes to me and if you got a problem with that you can go and fuck yourself!
The fans go nuts but Kevin Hunter doesn’t look happy.
Kevin Hunter: Fine! You know I make more than that anyway! Can I go now?
Michael Rissi: No you can’t fucking go now! Your punishment isn’t over yet!
The fans go wild again as Kevin Hunter shakes his head and almost loses it.
Steve White: There’s more?
Kevin Hunter: What now! Isn’t that enough!? I didn’t kill the fucking guy!
Michael Rissi: Next week in the main event on Mayhem just before Sudden Death… you will face Cory Steel one on one!
The fans give a mixed reaction and Kevin Hunter calms down a little bit. He scoffs and laughs it off.
Kevin Hunter: Umm… All right, no problem. Is that a punishment or are you giving me an easy week for a reason?
Michael Rissi: You didn’t let me finish Hunter… You will take on Cory Steel in the main event… with Chris Dunn as the Guest Referee!
The fans go nuts and Kevin Hunter starts raging again! He shouts at the fans to shut up but they just cheer louder! He pleads with Rissi but Rissi dispels him and moves over to the ropes.
Michael Rissi: I’m sorry Kevin but maybe you’ll think twice before you end another wrestlers career. Cory Steel versus Kevin Hunter next week and Dunn is the Guest Ref! Have a good match tonight!
Rissi walks off and leaves Kevin Hunter in the ring withstanding the laughs. Hunter rages at the crowd in the ring as we fade out.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with him mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following triple threat contest is set for one fall!
Cory Steel’s music hits and he comes out to the stage. He comes down the ramp and then gets into the ring as he waits for his opponents.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... Cory Steel!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the tron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next... Conner Creed!
"Monster" by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain with Henry Losak wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start with Henry standing outside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And finally... Making his way to the ring... The EHWF Hardcore Champion… Lord Raab!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Lord Raab vs. Conner Creed vs. Cory Steel
The bell sounds and Lord Raab and Cory Steel lock up! Lord Raab knees Cory in the gut but Conner hits him from behind in the back with a massive shot! Cory then knocks down Conner with a big right hand! Conner gets back up but gets another right hand! Cory Steel goes to follow up but Lord Raab knocks Steel down to the mat with a big beast uppercut! The fans get behind Lord Raab as he runs up and hits Cory with a big running boot! Steel rolls around and eventually gets to his feet only to get a sidewalk slam from the monster! The fans go nuts as Lord Raab covers Cory Steel!
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Steve White: Lord Raab is off to a great start here tonight destroying his competition! Cory Steel is getting his ass beat but Conner Creed looks ready to fight and that’s just what he’s gonna do now!
Chuck Thompson: Creed saving this one and breaking the cover from Raab now Creed is gonna get up and kick some ass! Creed and Raab looking impressive here tonight!
Conner gets up after breaking the cover! He picks Lord Raab up and boots him in the midsection then goes to hoist him up but Raab is too heavy and elbows Creed and pushes Conner headfirst into Cory Steel who just got back up! Steel hits the mat as Lord Raab lines Conner up! He gets Conner in a full nelson and wrenches back hard! The fans go nuts but Conner powers out of it and reverses it out into a headlock! Lord Raab struggles for a moment but picks out quickly gets Creed in a headlock of his own!
Steve White: This one is intense now with both Raab and Creed trying to really hurt each other! Cory Steel not doing much in his return to EHWF being outshined by these two tough competitors!
Chuck Thompson: Creed might not be as monstrous as Raab but it looks like Creed is really giving Raab a beating and that’s something that Raab isn’t used to! Remember Creed swore he’d defeat Ella Dunn, take back the Showtime title and then go on to beat Chris Dunn if he wins the EHWF title! A win over the Hardcore Champion would look great for him!
Conner looks like he might tap as Lord Raab wrenches back even further! Cory Steel runs in and makes the save, breaking it up! He gets up and yanks Lord Raab up on his back! Steel wants a power move but Lord Raab gets off and over powers Cory easily then lifts Cory up, hitting him with a big body drop from behind! They get back up but Lord Raab still has him in him grasp and hits him with another big body drop! The fans are going nuts as Lord Raab picks Cory up once more and finishes him with a third big body drop! Lord Raab rolls over and covers an exhausted and hurt Steel!
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Steve White: Ohh! So close by gawd Creed is just all over this one and it looks like Raab is growing in anger! He’s losing his cool and that’s just what Creed wants!!
Chuck Thompson: Lord Raab can’t seem to get much over on Creed! Creed keeps getting up, something Raab isn’t used to and Creed keeps giving Raab a big beating, something else that Raab isn’t used to!
Conner pulls Lord Raab up and hits him with a big suplex! The fans are on their feet for the action but Conner doesn't get a chance to follow up as Cory knocks him down! They get up and start trading shots with big lefts and right! Conner takes Cory out with a Clothesline From Hell and the fans go nuts! Conner picks Cory up only to hit him with another massive Clothesline From Hell! The fans are going nuts as Cory is in a mess and a heap on the mat! Creed covers Cory but Raab runs up and boots Creed in the back of the head and Creed flies off of Cory!!
Steve White: Massive and ruthless boot to the back of Creed’s head from Raab! That was a massive boot! Creed almost had it there!!
Chuck Thompson: Cory Steel is fucked up right now! Raab and Creed are so tough and so brutal in that ring right now! What a match! What a contest!
Raab gets Cory Steel in a ruthless headlock and Raab chokes the life out of him as he laughs! Cory thrashes around for help and tries to break free but he can’t Raab lifts Cory up and slams him down hard as he keeps the hold locked in! Raab slams him again then tightens the hold as Cory goes red and almost passes out! The fans are all on their feet cheering but Creed clubs Raab in the back and Raab falls to his knees and lets go of Steel! Steel falls in a mess on the mat as Creed goes over and starts beating Raab’s head in with massive right fists!!
Steve White: Creed barely saves this one! Cory was gonna get KO’d there and Raab would have won it but Creed with yet ANOTHER save! Cory Steel is fucked up now and Raab is getting beaten up by Creed!!
Chuck Thompson: Creed is just so intense and so powerful! Not many people have made Raab look like this tonight! Creed has no fear and he can beat anyone up! If I were the Dunn’s I’d take this guys warning last week very serious!!
Creed tosses Raab down on the mat and Raab gets to his hands and knees! Creed lines Raab up as the fans go nuts! Raab gets up and Creed fires a Clothesline From Hell but Raab ducks it! When Creed turns around Raab big boots Creed in the skull and over the top rope to the outside! The fans go wild and Raab turns around! Cory is trying to crawl to his feet but Raab picks him up and hits him with a chokeslam! The fans are going wild as Raab keeps Cory in his grasp then pulls him in for Killerbuster! The fans go wild as Cory is destroyed and Raab covers him!
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DING DING DING
Patricia Downs: The winner of this contest via pinfall... The Hardcore Champion... Lord Raab!
Steve White: I can’t believe it! Creed looked like he was about to win it but Lord Raab out of nowhere with a come back and he just damn near destroyed Cory Steel! It was an unimpressive return for Steel and Hunter must be watching with half a smile at least…
EMT’s come out and tend to Cory Steel as Raab gets his title belt and raises it high as we fade out.
We pan in backstage where Michael Rissi is making his way up the hallway. Lisa Caliber quickly follows behind him with a sound guy and a cameraman! They catch up to him and Lisa presents the mic!
Lisa Caliber: Mister Rissi, we were wondering if we could just get one quick second of your time!? We have a few questions about the announcement we just saw and a few things last week.
Michael Rissi: Sure, but make it quick, I just got back from the arena and I have to retire to the conference room to watch this main event shortly.
Lisa Caliber: Last week it was stated that many new and exciting things were coming to EHWF. The Mayhem Cup, more title defences and the return of the Retribution Royale and King of Bereavement are just some. What else were management talking about?
Michael Rissi: We’re gonna see some big matches in the very near future and we’re gonna see a new match type system introduced to EHWF. Along with that, with our new partnership with Underground Zero Wrestling, we’ll see a flurry of new talent and new personalities combine with EHWF and create great matches and content!
Lisa Caliber: What else does the partnership with Underground Zero entail?
Michael Rissi: We’re going to exchange talent and we’re going to have cross show relations with each other as you would have seen with Samson appearing tonight and The Mongrel wrestling. It’s gonna be great, it’s gonna be huge, you’re gonna love it.
Lisa Caliber: We’ve seen a lot of you around in 2017 so far whereas in 2016 we didn’t see a lot of you. Why are you around so much more often this year so far?
Michael Rissi: You have to remember, I was dead for a big chunk of 2016 but I agree, yes, even when I wasn’t dead I wasn’t around much simply because I had a good management team and because I really wanted a break from it all... I’m around a lot more often thought because I feel I need a bigger presence around here, I need to control things, introduce things, think of things and dispel things.
Lisa looks confused.
Lisa Caliber: Like what for instance?
Michael Rissi: Oh, I don’t know... Yes, we will have more title matches on Mayhem starting this year; you’ll see that next. Yes, we will have big names and new names around more often.
Lisa Caliber: What about names like Eli Sykes, Jason Dave etc? What’s happening with them?
Michael Rissi: Eli Sykes is still signed with EHWF, as is Hannah Walters. Eli Sykes is on a break at the moment and to be honest with you I don’t know when or if he will be returning. He is still under contract though and I’m sure we’ll hear from him soon.
Lisa Caliber: Wasn’t there discussion of him making some sort of return soon? I mean this was a man who was champion for the majority of 2016...
Michael Rissi: I’m yet to talk to Eli… I think that talk was just that, talk. I recall hearing from Eli, Silver Kazama and even Zoe McDraven that Eli would return with Silver to have a one on one match for some reason? I don’t know if that’s the case but I’ve heard it a few times now... Personally I don’t know if anyone would want to see that, I’m not sure someone like Silver Kazama could survive in an evolved EHWF now – I mean you saw Matthew Kazama’s last few runs, Eli Sykes would eat him alive!
Lisa questions Michael Rissi.
Lisa Caliber: So you think Eli would win and Sykes/Kazama encounter?
Michael Rissi: Oh most definitely, this is a much more different game then when DGS and Matthew Kazama traded spit for the title way back when – things change and evolve and this isn’t the Indies, this is the Global Leader in Wrestling and Entertainment. Personally I think Matthew Kazama was just talking when that whole thing came about, he can’t be serious about it but I’m pretty sure we’ll see Eli Sykes back sooner or later!
Lisa Caliber: Is that so?
Michael Rissi: Yeah... I mean I think I heard Matthew spout some bullshit about he and Eli being denied a match together for a while but no one ever denied them shit, they just weren’t on the same level or division way back when. I even heard Zoe say something about ‘one day management letting them have a match’ I think everyone is mistaken. I’m not denying nor have I ever denied them a match together… they can have a match together right now if they want… They can have it tomorrow or next week or next month, I don’t care – but come on… we all know Matthew was just talking… After those last two dismal and tragic runs he had, there is no way he’d come back just to get humiliated by Eli Sykes.
Lisa Caliber: So you’re not preventing anything?
Michael Rissi: Nor have I ever... Matthew felt it more important to trade the EHWF Championship with his mate DGS rather than face Eli Sykes back in the day. I am not denying them anything – if they want the match right now, next one the card they can have it… In fact, Matthew lives around these parts and we have 3 hours left on the show… If Matthew wants to come down and make an address live on TV he’s free to do that, I invite him right now… but he won’t do that… I know and he knows, his tirade about Eli Sykes was all just talk…
Lisa Caliber: And what about Sudden Death? What are the plans for that?
Michael Rissi: We’re gonna have some big matches there and some big title matches. Mark my words that is gonna be a huge event! I’d love to stay and chat Lisa but I really have to go and see these next couple of matches. Thanks…
Michael Rissi makes his way to the elevator as Lisa Caliber finishes the feed and we cut back to the arena.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: This following tag team contest is set for one fall and it is for the Challenge Championships!!
Mike Smith walks out from the back with Crystal Taylor at his side. She turns toward him and starts clapping as he perches his hands on his waist, staring at the booing crowd. Christian Taylor jogs out from the back and he hops on Mike Smith's back with his legs fastening around his midsection. He raises his right fist to the ceiling and shouts, "we the bomb, bitches!" Remaining on Mike Smith's back, Mike showing his true strength as he continues to walk normally down the ramp with Crystal beside him. They pass the fans as Christian pretends to want to backhand the booing fans. Once they make it to the bottom of the ramp, Christian hops off Mike's back onto the apron and climbs up to the second rope, kneeling his knee on the top turnbuckle, looking through the audience. Mike pulls himself up on the apron and steps over the second rope. He walks to the middle of the ring as Crystal hustles up the steel stairs and dips down under the second rope as Christian backflips off the turnbuckle. He stands on the bottom rope and leans over the rope, blowing a kiss to the booing fans as Crystal smirks at her husband while standing beside Mike Smith in the middle of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Challenge Champions… The Beauty & The Beast!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… Introducing first… Zoe McDraven!
The Lights inside the arena dim and 'Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy' performed by TaTa Young; the theme of Aubree Celeste blasts over the PA System. The 'HOTMESS' makes her way through the black curtain as the crowd cheers. She raises her hands into the air then points around the arena. As they continue to cheer. As she makes her way down the ramp, she begins to shake the fans hands, before sliding into the ring. As she runs towards the turnbuckle hopping onto the middle pointing out to the fans as they cheer for her, her theme fades out as she jumps down into the ring.
Patricia Downs: And her partner… She is the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Zoe McDraven & Aubree Celeste vs. The Beauty & The Beast (c)
The bell sounds and Zoe and Taylor start the match up. The two circle each other for some time until they lock up in the center! Zoe quickly ducks under Taylor’s arm and gets him in a Chicken Wing hold. Taylor struggles as Zoe turns it into a wristlock and forces Taylor into the corner! Zoe boots him in the side and takes him down to the mat, getting him in a necklock! Taylor struggles in the hold but Zoe has it locked in tight. Taylor squirms over to the ropes and grabs on, getting a break!
Steve White: This match has started out in a very technical fashion. Zoe beat these guys last week and she just needs a repeat of that to win back the Challenge Championships!
Chuck Thompson: Beauty & The Beast will have a plan to make sure that doesn’t happen again! But Daaaaaaaamnnn look at Aubree and that body! That’s what I came out here to see tonight Stevo!
Steve White: Can you focus on the match for at least 2 seconds Chuck!
Taylor uses to ropes to get up but Zoe comes rushing at him with haymakers. Taylor is knocked down to the mat again and Zoe goes down to follow up but Taylor grabs her and gets up, shoulder thrusting into her! He leaves her on the mat and grabs her by the hair then tosses her in the corner! Taylor runs up and hits Zoe with a corner clothesline! Zoe drops to the mat holding her neck. Taylor picks her up again and tosses her back into the corner. He grabs her and whips her but pulls her back and follows up with a big knee to the midsection of Zoe who flips over his knee and to the mat! He covers her!
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Steve White: Christian Taylor turning up the heat and applying the pressure on Zoe here tonight! He almost got the fall there after that big offense but Zoe is a lot stronger than that!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe and Aubree are going to prove a lot here tonight if they’re able to win tonight!
Zoe stands up and swings at Christian but he blocks her and gets her into a headlock! He applies the pressure and locks her in tight! Zoe yells in pain as they stand in the center of the ring! Christian continues to try and make her tap but she’s able to withstand it and grab Christian, cradling him up and slamming him down on the mat! Zoe breaks the hold and dashes across the mat, tagging in Aubree!
Steve White: And Zoe gets the tag! Here comes Aubree Celeste!
Chuck Thompson: YES!
Aubree springs off of the top rope and missile dropkicks Christian Taylor right in the chest! Christian sprawls across the ring! He gets up only to get a second dropkick from Aubree! This time Taylor falls in the corner. Taylor tries to catch his breath but Mike blind tags himself in the match! Mike runs in and bolts at Aubree but she ducks him! He bounces off the ropes only to eat a Superkick from her!
Steve White: Aubree kicks the shit out of Mike Smith and Mike didn’t need that! He tried to come in for his buddy so they didn’t get a repeat of last week but Aubree is so damn fast!
Chuck Thompson: What a kick! Is Aubree going to cover and eliminate Mike or is Mike not weakened enough yet?!
Aubree picks Mike up and tosses him into the corner! She runs up and hits him with a corner dropkick, sending Mike to his knees! Aubree grabs Mike by his head and hooks his arm, hitting him with a big suplex! Aubree gets up with Mike still in hold and goes for another suplex but he thumbs her in the eye! Aubree lets go of Mike and he desperately boots her in the midsection!
Steve White: That was a blatant thumb to the eye by Mike! We don’t need that type of dirty tactics in this match!
Chuck Thompson: It saved him though! Aubree was building too much steam just like Zoe was!
Mike taunts out to the fans and waits for Aubree to get up as she smirks. She rushes over in a burst of speed and fly-kicks Mike in the head! Mike goes down but Aubree picks him right up, hitting him with a big Snap DDT! Mike is out of it and tries to struggle his way back to the corner but Aubree explodes with a rush of speed and takes him down with a massive dropkick! Mike flies head first in the corner and Christian Taylor tags his way back in!
Steve White: And Taylor comes back into this one after Aubree does away with Mike! Aubree just so fast!
Taylor runs in and takes Aubree down with a shoulder block. He runs up and takes her down with a second one, building momentum! Aubree gets up only to get a back bodydrop from Taylor! Taylor goes to cover Aubree but she hits him with a quick kick in the head! Taylor flails down to the mat and Aubree recovers, getting up and following up with a side kick to the head of a kneeling Taylor! Taylor is all groggy! It looks like Aubree is going to follow up on him but Aubree knocks Mike off of the apron instead! Taylor gets up and Aubree lifts him up! Aubree hits Taylor with the Goddess Slam and the fans go nuts as she covers him!
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Patricia Downs: Christian Taylor has been eliminated!
Steve White: What!? Aubree takes Christian Taylor out of this one and now it doesn’t look good for the champions! What now?
Chuck Thompson: Mike Smith remains! Can Aubzoe do it here?
Smith runs in and Aubree and Smith trade blows! Aubree turns around and kicks Smith in the back of the head! She holds him and tags in Zoe! The fans roar as Aubree brings Smith’s neck down on her knee then Zoe jumps off of the top rope and leg drops a bent Smith’s head! The fans go wild and Smith rolls around screaming in pain! He gets up and looks for Zoe but he can’t find her! All of a sudden Zoe jumps on his back! The fans go nuts as Zoe locks Kinetic Energy in! The fans are all on their feet and they go nuts as Zoe makes Mike tap out!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… and the NEW Challenge Champions… The team of Zoe McDraven and the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Aubree Celeste!
Zoe runs up and hugs Aubree as Aubree as the title belts! They get their belts and hug then raise them up to the cheering fans! B&B are spent and roll out of the ring in defeat!!
Steve White: Bah Gawd that was an amazing match! Aubree and Zoe recapture the Challenge Championships! I can’t believe it! What a fight that was! They did amazing!
Aubree and Zoe continue their celebration as we fade out.
We fade in backstage into a lounge where Ryan Morgan is sitting in a suit and tie, watching the EHWF Broadcast on a flat screen. Ryan takes a sip of his tea as he spots the camera and smirks as he talks to it.
Ryan Morgan: I know… I know… All of you will be asking just where I was during the triple threat match tonight. I know I was SUPPOSED to be on commentary tonight but I really saw no reason to… I was only there to critique Bill Ryder and Billy wasn’t there tonight, he had to pull out because he was injured!
The fans cheer as Ryan Morgan takes another sip of tea and laughs.
Ryan Morgan: There was no reason for me being on commentary tonight. I mean I don’t give a crap about Lord Raab or Conner Creed or Corey Stevens or whoever that was out there… Come to think about it, maybe I don’t care about Bill Ryder anymore…
The fans back in the arena cheer as they watch on the tron.
Ryan Morgan: I mean… Bill has one return match and already he’s injured… Maybe he’s not the same Bill… Maybe he’s just a little too fragile and perhaps it’s not wise that I fight him for fear I’ll end his career… I had no idea he had become so weak and fragile. He was back for one week after countless weeks of rest and he gets a little beat up and BAM just like that he’s out with an injury… Maybe he’s injury prone.
The fans let out a ‘oooooohh’ chant as Morgan smirks and finishes the rest of his tea then moves onto a scone.
Ryan Morgan: I have no interest in fighting a frail, fragile and injury prone sack of shit… Bill Ryder just isn’t EHWF material to be honest – no one even knows this guy anymore and he can’t even go one match without being sidelined… I have no interest in fighting a jobber or ending a mans career. I am above that… I am above Bill Ryder.
Morgan winks at the camera and gets up, leaving as we cut out.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the main event contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: This main event contest is set for one fall and it is a 6 man tag team match!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Got Yours" by Yellowcard began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope. He would then throwing his right index finger into the air and yell out into the cheers from the crowd as "Got Yours" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, before he began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… One half of the EHWF Tag Team Champions…Wilmer Patacky!
Young Kings hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big sillouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And next… his partner and the other half of the EHWF Tag Team Champions… Mazzio!
The opening roar of "Ready for War (Pray for Peace)" by Adelitas Way is heard throughout the arena as the fans explode into cheers. Chris Dunn makes it out onto the stage as you can feel the energy radiating off of him as a more upbeat guitar is heard. Chris points down to the ground, before he is seen flailing his arms up and down as he spins around so his back is facing the ring, before jumping up and down a bit as Ella joins him her back facing the ring, a big smile on her face before Chris points towards the crowd and proceeds to twerk – to the delight of the female fans, before Chris runs his hands through his wet dirty blonde slicked back hair and throwing his arms out as he lets out a loud battle cry. He spins back around and does a small fist pump, you can see a smirk on Chris' face as he chews his gum. Once again Chris points downwards and pointing towards himself and then to the crowd before you can hear him yell out: "You know what time it is!" before this time pointing down over to the ring, running his hands through his hair a bit before slapping the back of his thighs a few times, flailing his arms up and down once more a bit. Chris made his way around the ring as he hopped up onto the other ring apron and went to enter the ring, however he hesitated and just sat on the middle rope and once again pointed downwards before then pointing out towards the crowd. Chris entered the ring completely as he walked around the ring, still chewing his gum as he stopped, looking out at the crowd another smirk appearing on his face as he removed his trademark sleeveless hoodie before beginning to hop up and down inside the ring, as he awaited the arrival of his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And their partner… Chris Dunn!
The lights darken, "The Resistance" by Skillet hits over the speakers as the crowd erupts as a spotlight hits the stage as two men dressed in all black with gas masks covering their faces steps onto the stage, they stop on the top of the stage throwing up 'too sweet' signs as they touch finger tips, they pull the gas masks off their faces to reveal there faces to be Alex Reigns and Chris Hunter. They make there way towards the ring, Hunter slips into the ring under the bottom rope as Alex Reigns makes his way up the steel steps and stepping through the top and middle ropes, they step onto the second turnbuckle again tossing up the 'too sweet' sign as "The Resistance" fade off the speakers, they shout into the crowd as the EHWF Universe erupt once again...
Patricia Downs: And now… Their opponents… First… The Sons of Chaos!
Kevin Hunter’s music hits. He comes out and celebrates with his title then gets in the ring and waits for his match to start as he taunts his opponents and the fans.
Patricia Downs: And their partner… He is the EHWF Champion… Kevin Hunter!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Chris Dunn & Wilmazzio vs. Kevin Hunter & The Sons of Chaos
The bell sounds and Wilmer locks up with Alex Reigns! The trade blows for a moment before Reigns knees Wilmer in the gut then scoops him up and slams him down hard! Alex follows up with a big elbow! Wilmer gets up and cops a boot to the gut from a quick Alex Reigns! Reigns knees Wilmer in the side and irish whips him! Wilmer springboards off of the ropes and elbows Reigns down to the mat! The fans go wild as both men get up and trade blows again! Wilmer is faster this time and hits Reigns with a European Uppercut! The fans are going wild but as Wilmer fires a big kick, Alex catches his leg then takes Wilmer out with a big lariat!
Steve White: Alex Reigns doing amazing right now in the ring! The Sons of Chaos definitely have talent and they are having a great debut here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Alex Reigns is looking great in the ring right now! He is really making a good impression!
The fans are going nuts as Reigns gets Wilmer in a butterfly hold! Wilmer breaks the hold and punches Reigns in the face then gets up and hits him with a big jawbreaker! They lock up once more but Reigns is all over Wilmer and gets some knees in then hits Wilmer with a big belly to belly! The fans are on their feet and Alex taunts Mazzio and Chris on the apron then goes on to stomping Wilmer out on the mat! Alex then goes over and grabs Wilmer then tags in Chris Hunter! Alex holds Wilmer up and Chris Hunter hits Wilmer with a big right hand knocking him down as Alex moves to the apron.
Steve White: Wilmer fighting back but Alex Reigns proves to be a tough cookie! What a contest so far!!
Chuck Thompson: So much intensity and rivalry in this match! I am loving this so far!
Chris Hunter goes to cover Wilmer but Wilmer rolls out of it! Chris gets on the mat and tries to get Wilmer in a STF but Wilmer pushes out of it! Chris Hunter and Wilmer trade blows but Wilmer hoists Chris up and hits him with an atomic drop then raises him up again and Wilmer drives Chris Hunter into the apron hard! Wilmer hits Chris Hunter with a big corner thrust then tags in Mazzio! Mazzio comes in and the giant grabs Chris Hunter and hoists him up high then brings him down into a cutter from Wilmer! The fans get up and go nuts!
Steve White: Big tag team move right there from Wilmazzio! Chris Hunter gets a big hit from the champions!
Chuck Thompson: Mazzio with a lot of power there, this guy is truly a force to be reckoned with especially after he took on an ape earlier tonight!!
Chris Hunter gets up and looks at the giant Mazzio and backs off! Alex Reigns comes in for assistance and they both rush Mazzio but Mazzio takes them out with a double clothesline! The fans are all up on their feet and going nuts as the main event goes off! Reigns rolls out of the ring in pain as Chris Hunter turns around and gets a big spear from Mazzio! Mazzio picks up Chris Hunter and starts beating on him with huge shots! Chris Hunter yells in pain but Mazzio dominates him!
Steve White: Hunter and The Sons were doing great but now it looks like Mazzio is tipping the scales in this match!
Chuck Thompson: Chris Hunter not looking too good right now but this team is better than what we all thought!
Chris Hunter slides through Mazzio’s legs out of danger and dives up, tagging in Kevin Hunter! The fans all get to their feet as Hunter comes in apprehensively and faces Mazzio! They go to lock up but Mazzio instantly picks Hunter up by his throat! Hunter is in shock as Mazzio hits him with a double arm chokeslam! The fans are going nuts and a hurt Hunter quickly gets up and yells in pain! Mazzio runs up and drives a dropkick into Hunter and Hunter hits the corner hard! Dunn and Wilmer hold Hunter and Hunter looks around in peril! Mazzio runs a huge corner splash into Hunter!
Steve White: Boom! Mazzio with that damn splash on the corner to Hunter and now Hunter looks hurt!
Chuck Thompson: Mazzio should just end it right here! Do it now is your chance!
Hunter falls to his knees and then his hands as Mazzio holds him up on his shoulders and tags in Chris Dunn! The fans are going NUTS as Dunn comes in! Dunn lines Hunter up and fires a superkick but at the last second Hunter pushes off Mazzio and Dunn superkicks Mazzio in the face instead! Dunn looks up, shocked as Hunter lands on the mat and laughs. Mazzio is virtually unfazed as Chris Dunn tries to explain to the big man but Hunter pushes past Mazzio and takes Dunn out with a big lariat! The ref forces Mazzio back to the apron as Dunn is the legal man!
Steve White: Dunn with that big kick to Mazzio’s head but Mazzio shrugging it off like it’s nothing! Now Hunter is taking advantage of the mistake and he’s stomping out Dunn!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter is now bringing control of this match back to his side! Dunn needs to get something back here!
Hunter laughs and starts stomping out Chris Dunn! He picks up Dunn and hits him with a sidewalk slam! Hunter lines Dunn up for Killer Effect but Dunn avoids it and goes for Namedropper but Hunter propels Dunn off of him into the ropes! Dunn rebounds and Hunter hits him with a running STO! Dunn gets up but Hunter boots him in the head back down to the mat and covers him!
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Steve White: Dunn needs to get some shots in here or else not only is he going to lose but Hunter is going to embarrass him!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter wants to hurt Dunn, there is no doubt about it! Their rivalry is so intense now it’s not funny!!
Hunter gets back on top of Dunn and gets him in a crossface! Dunn elbows Hunter in the face and gets up! Hunter gets in a big knife-edge chop! Dunn boots Hunter in the gut then drops him with a right hand! The Sons call for a tag but Dunn raises Hunter up and drops Hunter back first on his knee! Dunn then follows up with a big legdrop! The fans are all on their feet and they love the action! Dunn gets some momentum back as a chant breaks out! Hunter gets up and hits Dunn with an uppercut then lunges at him but Dunn trips Hunter with a drop toehold and Hunter hits his face on the mat then Dunn rolls over and locks Hunter in a surprise STF! The fans go nuts and Dunn has it locked in tight in the center of the ring!
Steve White: STF locked in! STF locked in! Dunn outta nowhere and he locks Hunter up! Hunter is locked up!!
Chuck Thompson: Shit! Hunter is all locked up and he’s in the center of the ring and Dunn looks determined! What’s gonna happen! What a match!
Hunter is in pain and reaches out but he’s too far away from the ropes! The ref locks it down and runs around the scene, asking Hunter! Hunter shakes his head but Dunn has it in tight and wrenches back! Hunter screams in pain as the fans go nuts! Dunn wrenches back and Hunter reaches out! Hunter is fading fast and is in amazing pain! Dunn doesn’t let up, he yells and wrenches back even more, as the hold is tight! Hunter holds out his arm and looks like he’s about to tap until Chris Hunter runs in with a steel chair and this Chris Dunn full force in the back with it!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winners of this match via a disqualification… Chris Dunn and the EHWF Tag Team Champions… Wilmazzio!
Steve White: Shit! Hunter was gonna tap! I bet!
Chuck Thompson: Chris Hunter causing the DQ to end this one!
Chris Hunter hits Dunn on the mat with the chair again and again and again and goes for it once more until Wilmer runs in and dropkicks the chair into Chris Hunter’s face! The fans go nuts! Kevin rolls away as Wilmer gets up! Reigns runs in and knees Wilmer in the gut! Reigns tosses Wilmer out of the ring! Reigns turns around and Mazzio dives on him taking both him and Reigns over the top rope and sends both men landing on Wilmer and Chris Hunter!
Steve White: The teams making saves and settling odds!!
Chuck Thompson: Watch out!
Kevin grabs Dunn and knees him in the gut as he’s too weak to fight after all the chair shots! Kevin tosses Dunn out of the ring and Dunn takes refuge at the announce desk but Hunter bounces Dunn’s head off of the desk then tosses him to the bottom of the ramp! Dunn gets up and tries to get away but Hunter hits him in the back and they start to brawl on the stage!
Steve White: Hunter even after the trouble he got in is still trying to take Dunn out and hurt him! This asshole is unbelievable!
Chuck Thompson: Dunn isn’t backing down though!
Hunter goes to throw Dunn but Dunn reverses it and sends Hunter into the bottom of the tron! Hunter falls to the ground and Dunn boots him in the back but Hunter gets up and slaps Dunn! Dunn moves to behind the curtain! Hunter goes to follow but Dunn boots him in the face then makes his way backstage! Eventually Hunter gets up and follows Dunn backstage as cameras swarm back there.
Steve White: Where are we going now!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter is trying to find Dunn but where is he?!
We come in backstage as Hunter searches for Dunn who is nowhere to be seen! Hunter looks around and pushes a sound guy out of the way! Hunter goes down the stairs and looks around but Dunn is gone!
Steve White: Where’s Dunn gone?!
Hunter goes down a hallway and shoves a ref out of his way as he puffs and pants and yells! Hunter comes out and comes down another set of steps but he can’t find Dunn. He comes back up and goes down another path.
Chuck Thompson: Dunn ran?! He escaped?
A noise is head across the hall and Hunter changes direction, coming into a large area and shoving a fan out of his way then coming down another set of stairs. Hunter looks around but hears something as he comes through the parking garage. Hunter crosses the road as a car almost hits him but he doesn’t care and flips the driver off. Hunter looks around as he gets to the end of the road.
Fan: OH MY GOD! IT’S CHRIS DUNN! OAHHHHHHHH!
Hunter walks over to the back of the lobby where a fan is fan-girling out but can’t see Dunn anywhere. Before Hunter comes from the parking lot to the back of the lobby we hear another voice get Hunter’s attention.
Chris Dunn: Hey Kev! Kev!
Kevin Hunter turns back towards the parking look and looks out. His eyes suddenly widen and his jaw drops as he looks on. We pan out and see Chris Dunn standing on the road… in his hands is the EHWF Championship title belt!
Steve White BAH GAWD! Dunn has the title belt! Dunn has the EHWF Championship title belt!!
Chuck Thompson: He’s taken it from Kevin hunter! Kevin can’t believe it!!
Dunn holds it up as the fans in the lobby all cheer and Hunter rages.
Kevin Hunter: My title! MY TITLE BELT!
Chris Dunn: I’m thinking I might borrow this for a while Kev… I’ll give it back to you when I call your match next week! Thanks!
Kevin starts sprinting towards Dunn but a black Mercedes pulls up behind Dunn and we see Ella Dunn driving it! Dunn laughs and opens the door, getting in before Kevin reaches him and then Ella Dunn floors it! The Dunn’s get away with the EHWF Championship and Kevin Hunter loses it on the road!
Kevin Hunter: FUCK! FUCK!
Steve White Well it’s been an AMAZNG night again ladies and gents! What a night! I can’t wait to see what goes down after all of this next week! We’ll see you next week for another Mayhem! Good night and be safe!!
Hunter looks out at the road and punches out a valet out of anger. We see the image of Hunter looking out and raging as we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.