Post by EHWF Management on Apr 20, 2017 8:20:21 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the stage where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw and incredible night as The Misfit narrowly beat Brandon Bash with Eric Smith returning! Misfit retained the Bad Blood Championship but we all know it’s not over between him and Bash and with Eric Smith back in the picture, this complicates everything for both men! Tonight, Bill Ryder defends the Showtime Championship in a big Battle Royal! The Misfit will have the opportunity to become a double champ by taking his old rivals title yet again!
Chuck Thompson: You’re damn right Steve! I can’t wait for that match but the main event will see EHWF Champion Aubree Celeste take on Joanna Rissi with Blaise as the guest referee! Things haven’t been going Aubree’s way lately and Blaise might be looking at that as a sign of weakness but if Aubree can pull off a win here, she’ll save some face. Can she do it though?
Steve White: Our opener tonight will see Conner Creed and Kevin Hunter, two men who are starting to dominant the whole of EHWF, take on De Oro and Williams for the Challenge Championships! Can they grow their massive alliance with some gold or will these impressive new guys beat them and climb the ladder here in EHWF even further?! This is a match that you definitely don’t want to miss Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: You have deep rivals Matheson and Brooklyn teaming up with Misty Vega and Jennifer Enigma respectively to fight each other as their rivalry has gone from bad to worse! These guys want to kill each other and it’s all over the prestigious Hardcore Championship! It’s going to be an action packed night for sure Steve!
Steve White: I can’t wait to see the fallout from last week and to start this night and see just what happens as we gain momentum in 2017 and get a good footing closer to the big one!
The camera pans up into the ring, while Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: This opening tag team match is an elimination tag team contest and it is for the Challenge Championships!
Kevin Hunter comes down to the stage. He looks around at the booing fans the makes his way down the ramp. He comes down and gets in the ring then looks around, waiting for his last partner to show up.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Kevin Hunter!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next his partner… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Conner Creed!
“Danger Zone” begins to blast through the arena, the audience jumps to their feet in anticipation, Jackson Williams steps out onto the stage and does a theatrical dance. Moving his arms and legs like he is possessed, he then stops and lifts his arms up and shouting ‘Yeah Baby!’, Jackson then struts down the aisle way. Slapping the hands of fans, on both sides of the aisle way, Williams walks around the side of the ring and steps up the ring steps. Jackson moonwalks on the ring apron, stopping near the middle to scrap the soles of his boots then climbing through the ropes, walking to either side with his arms raised shouting ‘YEAH!’ to the fans, the music fades away as Jackson Williams awaits.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… One half of the Challenge Champions… Jackson Williams!
The lights go out, and the opening of Aterlius' 'Guerrero Jaguar' hits the PA as smoke pours into the entrance way, light shining through it from behind. As the sound of a jaguar growling plays, the silhouette of Jaguar de Oro steps into the light and slowly walks through the smoke as the guitars begin. Wearing a Aztec style kilt, and a golden amulet on a chain around his neck, he bounces up and down a few times and then begins to make his way up the ramp.::
##Un rugido en la noche causa pavor,
un guerrero elegido acecha la selva.##
Jaguar slaps hands with fans along the way as he strides toward the ring quickly as the lights raise back up. In one smooth, fluid, catlike movement, he slides under the bottom rope and up to his feet, leaping onto the top turnbuckle in a feline like crouch, and slowly raises a fist, beating it to his chest several times.**
##De clase baja soldado armado,
guerrero entrenado para luchar,
jaguar sigiloso amo de la oscuridad.
Guerrero manchado sostén tu macana,
al nacer el sol comienza la batalla
y señales mueven la armada.
Señor de la selva,
Guerrero jaguar.
Guerrero manchado acecha la presa,
caza en sigilo esa es tu grandeza.##
He drops down off of the turnbuckle and whips off the battle kilt, and takes off his medallion, kicking it aside out of the ring, loosening up as he bounces on the balls of his feet.
Patricia Downs: And finally… And the other half of the Challenge Champions… Jaguar De Oro!
DING DING DING!
Jaguar and Kevin lock up and Jaguar quickly responds with a knee to Kevin’s midsection! Hunter swings at him but he ducks it and fires back with some punches of him own. Jaguar boots Hunter in the gut but out of desperation he jumps up and clotheslines him! Jaguar is down and Hunter takes a few seconds to recover. He drops a few boots on his arm and then starts to stomp him out much to the dismay of the fans! Hunter picks him up but Jaguar still has spirit. He drops down and hits him with a jaw breaker! Jaguar gets up but Hunter comes back with a big boot right to his head! Jaguar had fire but he goes down to the mat holding his head as Hunter smirks and runs up, punting Jaguar right in the ribs while he’s hurt on the mat!
Steve White: By Gawd Hunter you no good! Hunter showing no respect to Jaguar De Oro right there! Hunter just methodically striking and picking apart Jaguar there! Hunter and Creed have been on a roll and now they have more gold on their minds tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter, very aggressive there, really taking it to Jaguar! I think he’s worried about Jaguar to be honest with you and wants to take him out quickly! I mean, look how quick Jaguar has risen in EHWF so far!!
Hunter picks Jaguar up and drives him into the corner! Hunter goes to follow up with a corner clothesline but Jaguar jumps up and drives his boot into his face! Hunter falls back down onto the mat and Jaguar tags in Jackson Williams. Jackson runs in and heads straight for Hunter but Hunter trips him up and locks him straight into an STF! Jackson Williams struggles in the hold for a moment before reaching and grabbing the ropes! The fans go nuts as the ref tells Hunter off but Hunter ignores it for 4 seconds!
ROPE BREAK!
Steve White: Hunter almost making Jackson Williams tap out right there but Williams got to the ropes just in time! Williams and De Oro were paired at the last moment and became Challenge Champions in their debut match and Creed and Hunter would love to take those titles away!
Chuck Thompson: Jaguar and Williams are going to have to pull their weight in this match! They had a tough time against Aubree and Zoe and Hunter and Creed are just as strong, just more ruthless and less merciful! These guys will do whatever it takes to win but De Oro and Williams have spirit and I believe in them!
Hunter gets up and tags in Conner Creed. They both go into the ring and grab Jackson Williams. They hit him with a double body drop then follow up with a double elbow drop! Creed covers him! The ref demands that Hunter get out of the ring before he count and he does!
1…
2…
KICK OUT!
Steve White: By Gawd that was a close one Chuck! Creed and Hunter may be complete assholes but they work together well as a team, you can’t deny that! They would be great Challenge Champs!
Chuck Thompson: Williams refusing to go down to that tag team move though, showing great strength but right now Creed and Hunter are dominating this match!
Jackson gets up but he’s hurt. Jaguar asks for the tag but Williams can’t get a clear path to his partner! He charges at Creed but Creed sidesteps him and Jackson runs into the corner! The fans shrill at the impact as Jackson falls to the mat. Jaguar is still on the apron calling for the tag but Williams can’t get to him! Creed comes over and stomps on Jackson’s back! He scouts Jackson and waits for him to get up.
Steve White: Uh oh… Conner Creed is waiting for Jackson Williams now! Creed is looking for Clothesline From Hell!
Chuck Thompson: Jaguar was just short of the tag there after that huge impact! Creed just ruthlessly dominating this one right now!
Williams gets up but Conner runs to the ropes and goes for Clothesline From Hell! Williams ducks him! The fans go wild as Creed turns back around and runs at Williams! Williams ducks down and hits Creed with a big body drop on the mat overhead! The fans are on their feet as Creed gets up, holding his back in pain! Williams bounces off of the ropes and dives a massive shoulder into Creed’s head, sending him down!
Steve White: Williams fighting back right now! These rookies aren’t done yet baw gawd!
Chuck Thompson: Creed had influence and control and right now he’s losing it! Can he make a come back or at least tag Hunter back in!?
Hunter rushes in to save Creed but Williams knees Hunter in the gut! The fans go nuts as Williams grabs Hunter by the head and tosses him over the top rope to the outside! Creed slowly stirs to his feet and Williams catches him in the corner of his eye! Williams runs at Creed and hits him with Midnight Runner! Creed falls to the mat, eyes rolling in the back of his head as the fans go nuts! Creed rolls to the outside and Hunter crawls up to him, trying to revive him!
Steve White: Midnight Runner! What a comeback! What a Challenge Championship match! Can these youngsters make an elimination now!?!
Chuck Thompson: The titles are on the line! Eliminations need to be made right now, the champs are in the perfect position and Williams looks like he’s got the right idea!
Williams dives to his corner and tags in De Oro! De Oro runs in the ring as Creed and Hunter get up on the outside! De Oro runs up and dives through the middle and top ropes! De Oro lands on both Creed and Hunter on the outside and the fans go nuts! There is wreckage on the outside as De Oro slowly recovers! He picks up Creed and rolls him inside the ring! De Oro gets to the top rope and moonsaults off but Creed rolls out of the way and De Oro smashes down on the mat! De Oro screams in pain as Creed forces himself up! Creed looks around and runs up, quickly knocking Williams off of the apron to the floor! Creed turns around and lines De Oro up! De Oro stands and Creed fires Clothesline From Hell but De Oro ducks it! Creed turns around right into Muerte Apocalíptica! Creed goes down and De Oro covers him as the fans go nuts!
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2…
3!
Patricia Downs: Conner Creed has been eliminated!
Steve White: Creed is gone! De Oro has it!
Chuck Thompson: Creed after such a dominating run is defeated by the fast paced and exciting De Oro! 2 on 1 now!
The fans are going nuts! De Oro has no time to get back to his corner! Hunter rushes in! They trade blows until De Oro snaps a kick into Hunter’s gut! De Oro spins a kick but Hunter ducks it! De Oro wants Anochecer as he hoists Hunter up on his back but as he tosses him off, Hunter lands on his feet and reverses it into the Killer Effect! The fans go wild as Hunter covers De Oro!
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2…
3!
Patricia Downs: Jaguar De Oro has been eliminated!
Steve White: Hunter takes out De Oro! What a match! What action! It’s one on one now as Hunter evens the odds! Challenge Championships on the line!!
Chuck Thompson: Shit! The fans are going nuts! What a match! What competition we’re seeing right now! It all comes down to this final elimination with Hunter and Williams squaring off!
Williams rushes back into the contest and drops a big elbow onto Hunter before he can get up! Both men get to their feet as Williams pulls Hunter in! Hunter maneuvers out of it and gets around, Williams; going for Killer Effect but Williams ducks out of it! Hunter turns around and runs right into Midnight Runner from Williams! The fans go nuts but Williams needs a submission, not a pinfall… Hunter falls through the ropes to the outside! The fans are going nuts as Williams goes to the outside! Williams grabs Hunter but Hunter elbows Williams in the gut! The ref demands that both men come back in the ring but Hunter blasts a big forearm across Williams’ face then rams him against the apron! 1… 2… Williams powers Hunter off of him and tosses him to the floor! 3… 4…
Steve White: Hunter needs to act fast here if he wants a chance at winning these titles!!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter coming back hard but Williams refusing to stay down and lose this one for his team!
5… Hunter jumps back up to his feet and drives a heavy punch into Williams gut with great strength! Williams goes to fall but catches himself as Hunter grabs him! 6… 7… Hunter goes to throw him back into the ring but Williams stops himself but putting his foot on the apron! Williams then comes back at Hunter with a big elbow to the face! 8… Hunter goes down but quickly gets up! Williams looks around, he wants to take him down before getting him in the ring! 9… Both men get up and run at each other! Both men take each other down with a double lariat! Both men hit the bottom of the ramp and the ref counts out to 10!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: As a result of double count out… This match has been declared a no contest… Therefore STILL the Challenge Champions… Jaguar De Oro and Conner Creed!
The fans are on their feet cheering but Hunter doesn’t take it well and punts Williams in the ribs while he’s down! Hunter goes on to stomp him out until Jaguar De Oro runs up and forearms Hunter in the back, making the save!
Steve White: We got a double count out! Hunter taking out the result on Williams but here’s De Oro, making the save!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t say that’s how I wanted it to end but what a match that was! Amazing!
De Oro pulls Hunter in but Hunter pushes De Oro off of him as Creed comes barreling back down the ramp and levels De Oro with a massive Clothesline From Hell! The fans get to their feet then start to boo as the champs are down and Creed and Hunter raise their arms in victory!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! The Champions just got leveled and taken out! Creed and Hunter aren’t happy!
Chuck Thompson: They were on such a roll and they made Williams and De Oro pay for being a speed bump in their way!
Creed and Hunter stand over the downed champs as we fade out.
The sound of a violent fit of coughing opens the scene. Within a locker room of the Tokyo Dome Joshua Samson, Esquire, immaculately suited as always, paces back and forth in front of a seated, face in his hands, dressed only in his wrestling tights, Bill Ryder. It is the hacking cough emitting from the profusely sweaty form of the Showtime Champion. The Executive Representative cast a wary glance at his number one client.
Bill Ryder: Fuck that, Joshua!
Another fit of coughing.
Joshua Samson: Think about this realistically, Bill.
Ryder looks up from his palms, trying hard to focus on the face of his pacing best friend.
Bill Ryder: I have thought…*cough cough cough*...I have thought had about this, Joshua. There is no way in the world…*cough cough cough cough*....that I’m not going to go out there tonight and defend my Showtime title. *Cough cough cough cough* Will you PLEASE stop fucking pacing?! You’re making me dizzy…
Samson stops his pacing to stand in front of Ryder.
Joshua Samson: It’s not my pacing that’s making you dizzy, Bill, it’s the goddamn flu!
Ryder shakes his head before leaning forward again and putting his face into his palms.
Joshua Samson: Listen, I know you have this “bulletproof” image you’ve been portraying but I know you….I know that there is no way that you’re going to be able to give one hundred percent in that ring. I’m going to go talk to someone about you not wrestling tonight…
He turns to walk toward the locker room door but Ryder, using a reserve of strength, stands to his bare feet.
Bill Ryder: JOSHUA!
The head of the Samson Family stops in his tracks before turning his head to face his friend.
Bill Ryder: If I’m going to lose the Showtime title, I’m going to lose it in the ring. If you know me then you know I’m not going to do this any other way.
Joshua Samson: I hear you, Bill...I hear you.
He turns back and heads toward the door.
Joshua Samson: I need to go talk to Misty. I’ll be back in a little while.
The scene closes as the racking cough forces Ryder to fall back onto the bench.
Steve White: Holy cow! Bill Ryder looks like death warmed over, Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: That’s putting it nicely, Steve. There is no possibly way that Bill should be thinking about wrestling in that Four Person Battle Royale later on tonight.
Steve White: Well we both know that no matter how despicable Bill can be, when it comes to competing in a wrestling match he is a man of his word. Bill will indeed be defending the Showtime Championship tonight. Mark my words!
We fade out and come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is holding a mic.
Patricia Downs: The following match is a double Debut Match!
The crowd gives a small cheer.
Patricia Downs: Coming to the ring first….making her Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation debut….Astrid Sedin!
The lights in the arena flash in hues of pale purple and blue as the beginning strains of “Dark Horse” by Our Last Night begins to make it’s way through the airwaves of the PA system. Once the main beat begins to play, Astrid Sedin makes her way out onto the stage with a confident swagger in her step as she walks to the top of the ramp. There she stops and spreads her legs apart as she uses both hands to fluff up her hair with a twisted smirk on her face. She remains there for a few moments as she absorbs all the energy before she began to make her way down the ramp. As she walks with that same confidence, she reaches out to slap the hands of a few ramp side fans but jerks her hand away at the very last minute and laughs before holding up her hand as she continues to make her way towards the ring.
Steve White: Astrid Sedin comes highly touted by our scouts, Chuck. I hear her tryouts were remarkable.
Chuck Thompson: I heard the same thing, Steve. But tryouts and actually being here in front of thousands of our great fans is totally something else!
Steve White: Very true.
Once she’s reached the bottom, she smirks and scowls at the ring before heading off to the right hand side still holding up her hand to ignore the fans. Astrid quickly hops up onto the ring apron and gets up to her feet. She looks out at the crowd as she bends her knees and quickly enters the ring through the bottom and middle ropes with a quick twirl around as before holding up her arms at shoulder height, shaking her head to each side once as she talks smack towards the crowd. She then stands off to the side and waits as she entrance music fades out.
Patricia Downs: Coming to the ring now….also making her Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation debut….she is the Hawkeye Warrior….Jessica Roberts!
With “Mama Said Knock You Out” playing in the background Jessie walks out onto the stage and starts to bounce around trying to get loose. She waited for a few moments before she walked down and slaps hands with a few fans as she does this before she stops at the steps slapping the top of them before getting in the ring. She then get in and bounces around looking at her opponent.
Steve White: Jessica Roberts is coming to us all the way from Iowa City, Iowa!
Chuck Thompson: We definitely don’t see a lot of wrestlers from Iowa. As a matter fact, I’ve never seen a wrestler from Iowa until now.
The referee looks at both women to make sure they're ready for the upcoming match before calling for the bell.
DING DING DING!
Almost immediately, Jessie runs forward and hits Astrid in the mouth with a forearm smash. Astrid barely has time to recover from the impact before Jessie fires off a series of kicks into her ribs--the impact of each strike sending Astrid stumbling back a bit. Jessie calls for the fans to show her a bit of support, which they do without hesitation. This seems to annoy Astrid a bit.
Astrid charges forward and tries to shift the momentum a bit--only to have Jessie catch her by surprise with an armdrag! Astrid pops back up to her feet--and walks right into a thrust kick! The fans continue to cheer the early showing of offense from the one of the newcomers!
Steve White: While both of these young ladies are incredibly talented wrestlers, if Jessie can keep this up, this would be a huge win for her to start her career on!
Chuck Thompson: Well Jessie has a clear height and weight advantage over Astrid, but one of Jessie’s biggest flaws I’ve already noticed is she is being overly concerned with meeting the approval of these fans.
Astrid tries to pull herself back up to her feet. Jessie grabs her and hits Astrid in the mouth with an elbow shot. She tries to get Astrid into a side headlock to further wear her down. It appears as though it's working for a moment, only to have Astrid lift Jessie into the air and slam her to the mat with a back suplex!
Steve White: It seems like the ring moved on that back suplex!
Astrid mumbles to herself as she drags herself back up to her feet. Jessie makes it up to her feet at the same time. Astrid takes a deep breath to try and compose herself. Jessie tries to close the gap between the two wrestlers. Astrid steps forward and hits Jessie with a European uppercut that sends her staggering! She follows it up with a second!
Jessie tries to cover and charges at Astrid, who steps forward and tries to send Jessie crashing to the mat with a roundhouse kick! Jessie ducks underneath the attempt and waits for Astrid to turn around and face her. She hoists Astrid onto her shoulders in an effort to set her up for something--only to have Astrid land on the mat behind her. Jessie turns around and Astrid kicks her in the ribs before snapping off a DDT!
Steve White: Jessie Roberts was NOT ready for that one!
Shaking her head angrily, Astrid drags Jessie halfway up to her feet. She immediately starts to hit Jessie with a series of strikes to the head! The referee hurries over and tries to drag Astrid away, though Astrid is relentless in her assault.
Chuck Thompson: Now this is the type of ruthlessness I wanted to see!
The referee finally succeeds in creating a bit of space between the two. He warns Astrid, but the West Chester, PA native ignores him and goes to refocus her attention on Jessie. The Hawkeye Warrior charges forward and hits Astrid in the mouth with an elbow shot! She tries a second, but Astrid uses Jessie's momentum against her and shoots her across the ring. She lifts Jessie into the air on the rebound, which Jessie tries to use to her advantage with a headscissor takedown! Astrid catches Jessie in the air and slams her down to the mat--Jessie's face bouncing off of it!
Steve White: That looks like it hurt!
Chuck Thompson: Oh that hurt, Steve!
Jessie tries to pull herself back up to her feet to get back into the match. Unfortunately for her, Astrid seems to be ready for this. She grabs hold of Jessie and locks in her Cry Baby (cloverleaf while kneeling on opponent’s neck).
Steve White: Astrid has that cloverleaf locked in super tight, Chuck! This could be the end for Jessie!
Chuck White: Add to the fact that Astrid has her knee on the back of Jessie’s neck, this definitely could be the end!
Astrid tightens in the submission. Jessie has no choice but to tap out.
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match...Astrid Sedin!
Suddenly “Evacuate the Dance Floor” by Cascada blares over the Tokyo Dome sound system. Everyone within the famous arena turns their collective attention to the entranceway stage.
Steve White: Well this is a surprise…
Chuck Thompson: Or not.
From backstage out walks one half of the EHWF Tag Team Champions Misty Vega followed by her executive representative, Joshua Samson, Esquire. The Samson Family duo stop and stare down into the ring. A perplexed Astrid prepares herself from a possible attack. An attack is not forthcoming though as Misty and Joshua simply begin to clap.
Steve White: What in the world is this about, Chuck?
Chuck Thompson: Who knows when it comes to the little weasel, Joshua Samson!
After a few moments of giving their applause, Misty and Joshua make their way backstage leaving Astrid just as confused as when they first came out. We fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia is standing with a mic ready to announce the next match.
Patricia Downs: The following is an over the top rope battle royal and it is for the Showtime Championship!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Zoe McDraven!
"Monster" by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain with Henry Losak wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start with Henry standing outside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next… Lord Raab!
The whole arena goes dark. Fireflies are seen on the tron as The Misfit comes through the crowd in the darkness. The fans cheer as The Misfit comes over the barricade into the arena and holds up the Bad Blood title belt. The Misfit gets in the ring and waits for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And… The Bad Blood Champion… The Misfit!
Bill reached the bottom of the ramp before heading towards the right. This is where Ryder would indeed capture the spotlight and capture the attention of the entire world. With little to no effort he hopped up onto the apron and turned his attention towards the crowd. From underneath the black hood that continued to rest upon his head, Ryder slowly scanned the arena with his eyes.
He gingerly made his way across the apron and towards the far turnbuckle in which he would climb to the top of. He continued to look forward while spreading his arms outward and taunting towards the crowd. He stood in this positions for a few more seconds before jumping off the turnbuckle and walking to the center of the ring. Bill Ryder would then walk to the nearest turnbuckle and take a seat in the corner while resting his arms on each side of him with the usage of the center rope.
Patricia Downs: And finally… The Showtime Champion… Bill Ryder!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and all of the competitors look across from each other. The Misfit and Ryder stare each other down as intensity of their past rivalry is revisited. Zoe doesn’t want anything to do with Raab straight off because she knows how dominant he can be in this match. Ryder runs over and shoulder blocks Raab! Raab hits the ropes as the Ryder grabs him and slams him down on the mat! The Misfit and Zoe lock up. The Misfit gets the upper hand quickly by kneeing Zoe continuously in the midsection then trying to eliminate her quickly over the top rope!
Steve White: Aww hell Chuck… This one is gonna go off! There can only be one winner in this battle royal! Once your feet hit the ground that’s it! It’s over for you! Ryder has to somehow win another battle royal tonight to retain his shit!
Chuck Thompson: Four incredibly talented stars that want this Showtime title are going to fight one ruthless contest here! At least there is no barbwire on the ropes like last week!
Zoe gets off of the ropes and drives The Misfit down to the mat! Ryder hits Raab with a quick sidekick to the head, building steam! The fans cheer as Ryder goes for another one but Raab is able to hit Ryder with a sidestep uppercut! Raab boots Ryder in the gut and bounces off of the ropes but Ryder catches him and goes to the ropes, trying to toss Raab over! On the other side, Zoe and The Misfit are still brawling. The Misfit is in control getting big shots in! Zoe is able to sweep his leg then when he gets up she dropkicks him over the top rope! The Misfit is able to hold on though and save himself!
Steve White: Yes! The Misfit able to save himself there, he’s still in it and a favourite as far as I’m concerned!
Chuck Thompson: Misfit could very well become a double champion here tonight!
Zoe looks over and sees Raab and Ryder struggling on the ropes. She goes back to The Misfit and pulls him through the middle ropes from the apron and hits a big DDT! The fans cheer as Zoe gets up and pays attention to Ryder and Raab fighting for elimination on the ropes. Zoe comes up behind Ryder and prepares herself. She grabs the champion from behind and tries to throw him and Raab over the ropes! At first it doesn’t look like she can do much but eventually she pushes Ryder over the ropes! Ryder grabs on and stays safe as Raab pushes her off of him!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe showing a lot of strength there but she’s not going to win a game of strength in a contest like this!
Steve White: She needs to bounce back and a good way she can do that is by winning this Showtime title tonight! She just needs to stay alive here and outlast!
Raab takes advantage; he comes off of the ropes and hits Zoe with a big running boot! Zoe rolls over to the corner and holds her head in pain! Raab goes back to Zoe but The Misfit comes over and hits Raab with Sanity outta nowhere! The fans go wild as Raab is down and The Misfit smirks, raising his hands in the air! Zoe stumbles to her feet and Misfit grabs Zoe’s head! Misfit gets his hands and fingers all in Zoe’s face and eyes! She screams as he digs it in!
The Misfit: There is no one to help you now…
Steve White: Misfit, just brutalizing Zoe McDraven here, living up to his Bad Blood creator name!
Chuck Thompson: The Misfit wants this win! He’s been under pressure from Bash and Smith and everyone else lately… this win would look amazing for him!
Zoe screams but Misfit doesn’t stop! He grabs her by her hair and swings her around for a moment before pulling her head into some massive knees! Misfit then tosses Zoe McDraven down to the outside, over the top rope! The fans are going nuts! Zoe McDraven is bleeding and unresponsive on the outside as EMT’s rush the area!
Patricia Downs: Zoe McDraven has been eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: There goes Zoe! Misfit with the first elimination! What a brutal beating that was!
The Misfit turns to the ring only to suffer a massive big boot to the skull from Raab! Bill Ryder comes out of the corner to take advantage! The fans cheer as he fires Ryde of Your Lift but Raab catches his leg! Ryder is in shock and Raab grabs him by the throat! Raab then hoists Ryder up and chokeslams him out of the ring! The fans are going nuts as the champion is eliminated second!
Patricia Downs: Bill Ryder has been eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: Ryder has been eliminated! Raab took all that anger over the past weeks and just took out Ryder and cost him the title! We’re gonna see a new champ!!
Misfit turns Raab around from behind and goes for Sanity but he can’t get it! Raab grabs Misfit around the neck and goes for a double arm chokeslam but Misfit pushes off, bounces off the ropes and then takes Raab down with a massive diving shoulder block! The fans are all on their feet! Raab stirs as Misfit lines him up for Sanity! The fans suddenly go nuts with cheers as Misfit turns in the ring and Eric Smith slides in with a steel chair, diving across and smashing it over Misfit’s skull!
Chuck Thompson: Eric Smith! Eric Smith! He’s here again and he just took out The Misfit! Dammit!
Smith slides out of the ring and backs up the ramp with a smirk on his face as the fans give a mixed reaction! Misfit gets to his feet, bleeding bad from his forehead, not all there after the shot! Raab takes advantage, turns Misfit around, grabs him by the throat and runs him to and over the top ropes to the floor! The fans go nuts as Raab makes the elimination!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… And the NEW Showtime Champion… Lord Raab!
Raab raises the title high above his head and smirks as Misfit is down, EMT’s have taken Zoe away and Bill is against the barricade in pain. Lord Raab smirks as Eric Smith looks out at him from the stage. The fans are going nuts as we fade out!
Steve White: And the four individuals that Rose was suspended from EHWF for signing to Iron Clad EHWF Contracts last week are going to debut next week! I have no idea who they are Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: Me either Steve but they must be pretty bad if it warranted Rose being suspended for doing it! Why sign them to an Iron Clad contract in the first place!?
The scene comes back from the commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring, holding a microphone once more.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall!
Joanna Rissi’s music hits and the fans all look confused… She comes out wearing a referees uniform and the fans go nuts as she makes her way down to the ring! Joanna gets in the ring and points at her shirt as the cheers roll in!
Patricia Downs: I have just been informed that Joanna Rissi has been made guest referee of this following contest!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna Rissi made guest ref!? Misty Vega is gonna love this!
A Demons Fate by Within Temptation blasts over the PA Systems as the crowd boos and Jennifer comes out on stage with Her Druid Manager and her barbed wired staff named "Stitches" and then looks at the fans and then takes her time going down the ramp as the crowd boos loudly she then makes her way to the ring and starts prancing around the ring and then smiles sadistically at the crowd as a lightning bolt strikes the ring and then she sits on the ropes and awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Jennifer Enigma!
At the crack and whip of his theme's opening chord, live coverage of the backstage area is displayed on the titantron; the hall is barely breathing with life as there are only a few stage handlers present; before too long a large man with a herculean figure explodes from the Men's Locker Room to the right. He storms the hall with fire - almost as red as his hair - in his eyes. During his expedition toward the stage entrance, he snatches a water bottle from the grip of a 'Make a Wish' child and impolitely shoves a member of the Stage Crew to the floor to his own appeasement. The fans however, aren't shy about letting him know how they feel, as they're showering him with jeers. When he's finally met the stage entrance, he decapitates the swiped water bottle, pouring most of it over his head prior to in-taking some of its refreshing taste and tossing it aside.
Brooklyn slices through the curtain to a wave of jeers that he just rides all the way down the ramp. There's a crooked grin of self-assurance on his face that matches the mischief of his raised left brow as he breezes by those at ringside. He pauses approximately three feet from the ring, glaring from one side of the arena to the pupil frying lights high above to the other side of the compound. He measures his target, then without any given warning rockets onto the apron showcasing the strength and balance in his legs. The big man slithers into the ring approaching the Far East side of the ring where the cameras are usually stationed, playing up to them by shouting expletives to the audience just to garner a reaction out of them from atop of the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: Introducing her tag team partner… Brooklyn!
The arena lights dim when the music of Hanz Zimmer “My Enemy” begins to play, the crowd look towards the entrance ramp in anticipation, the curtain is pulled aside by the sociopathic loner known as Matheson. He stands in front of the entrance with his arms raised up to his side, glancing around at the audience in attendance whilst doing so, Matheson lowers his arms and begins his slow walk towards the ring.
Matheson walks around the ring before rolling underneath the bottom rope, getting up to his feet he walks over to the side of the ring and raises his arms again, the crowd give him a mixed reaction from that side of the auditorium. Matheson walks across the ring and raises his arms again; the crowd give their reaction towards the inhuman monstrum. He walks over to his corner to take his leather jacket and tied plaid shirt off his waist, handing it to the timekeeper through the ropes before sitting down in corner with his head resting on the second turnbuckle awaiting the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponents, first… he is the Hardcore Champion… Matheson!
“Evacuate the Dance Floor” by Cascade hits the PA as an energized Misty runs out onto the stage waving her hands in the air to all in attendance. With a huge smile on her face, Misty sprints down the ramp and stops before sliding into the ring while walking over to the fans. Misty gives her best impression that she is going to do the “Lambeau Leap” into the crowd, but pulls up at the last second and just smiles at the fans. Misty slides into the ring as she does a split in the center of the ring and winks at the crowd watching.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his partner… One half of the Tag Team Champions… Misty Vega!
The four continue to stare and finally the staredown ends as Misty Vega and Brooklyn exit the ring, meaning Matheson and Jennifer Enigma will start the match. Joanna calls for the bell.
DING DING DING!
The match begins as Matheson and Jennifer circle each other. They both move in and Jennifer goes for a tackle, but Matheson sidesteps her and as Jennifer hurries back up, Matheson jabs her in the face with a right hand, clearly with more power than Jennifer! The fans boo, but it gives him the upper hand as he shoves Jennifer into the corner of the ring and begins punching away at her face. Joanna counts to four and tells Matheson to get off. He does so, backing off, but just for a quick second as he goes right back on the attack. He stomps Jennifer down in the corner and Joanna counts to four again. This time, Matheson is taking too long to break away from the assault and Joanna shoves him out of the corner! She points at the official logo on her shirt and the fans cheer as the two argue. This gives Jennifer time to recover as she bolts out of the corner and dives on Matheson while he isn't looking! She then puts Matheson in a quick headlock, but Matheson easily gets out of it and big boots Jennifer in the face! He then points at Joanna and tells her to stay the fuck out of his way. Misty Vega laughs on the apron.
Steve White: Matheson with such an impressive win over Brooklyn in that bloody and ruthless match at Bloodbath to become the Hardcore Champ… You would think Brooklyn would want to be in there first but it’s like he’s sent Jennifer off first to do battle for him…
Chuck Thompson: He’s smart, Brooklyn, he knows what he’s doing. He doesn’t just want to fight Matheson, he wants to hurt him and he knows how to get that done, even if it takes a little longer!
Matheson pulls Jennifer back up and knees her twice in the gut before throwing her into the corner. He runs at her and spins, smashing the back of his elbow into Jennifer's throat! Jennifer falls to the ring mat, coughing violently as Matheson doesn't give her even a slight chance to recover. He stomps the back of Jennifer's head, making it smack off the ring mat on the way down. Matheson then gets down and pulls Jennifer's eyes in a dirty submission tactic. Jennifer squirms out of the dirty submission and Matheson tries to quickly get her again, but Jennifer lifts up her foot, nailing Matheson right in the face! Jennifer then hurries over and tags in Brooklyn! Brooklyn comes running across the ring and smashes his forearm in the face of Misty and it sends Misty flailing off of the ring apron into the crowd barrier! Brooklyn then looks back at Matheson and the fans go NUTS as he runs at him, blasting him with a huge clothesline down to the ring mat! Matheson hurries back up, but Brooklyn catches him as he runs at him and nails him with a sidewalk slam! He goes for the quick pin.
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Misty dives in and breaks up the count as he begins to ruthlessly attack Brooklyn. Joanna pulls Misty off and pushes her away. The two begin to argue in the corner as Misty gets in Joanna’s face and Joanna smirks!
Steve White: Joanna and Misty fighting again, remembering their intense rivalry and that amazing match they had last week at Bloodbath. What an intense couple of months they had but look, it doesn’t appear to be over!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna somehow getting made the special guest ref in this contest was clearly a way to get back at Misty for all she’s done to her… That gesture alone tonight, showed me that this thing between them isn’t over!
Misty exits the ring as Matheson has time to recover. He begins to stomp Brooklyn while he's down until Brooklyn rolls out of the ring to regain his composure. Matheson chases after him though, not letting Brooklyn get any breaks. He slides out of the ring and clubs Brooklyn in the back of the head. Brooklyn hits the crowd barrier and Matheson smashes his face off of it! Brooklyn lies on the floor as Matheson continues to stomp him as the fans boo right in Matheson's face at ringside. He grabs Brooklyn again and is about to smash his face off of the ring apron, but Brooklyn blocks it and instead smashes Matheson's face off of it! Brooklyn rolls Matheson halfway into the ring and then climbs up onto the apron. He walks across and jumps high in the air, dropping his leg right down across the upper chest and throat area of Matheson! Matheson holds his chest as he rolls fully into the ring and Brooklyn is the one chasing him this time. He throws Matheson into the corner and walks over to him. He sets him up on the top turnbuckle and climbs up to the second one. Brooklyn then hits a superplex on Matheson! Both men lay on the ring mat! The fans are going nuts as Brooklyn is in pain and Matheson is rolling around in agony after that superplex move!
Steve White: SUPERPLEX! BAH GAWD BROOKLYN JUST HIT IT! What a match, what a night this is!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna almost got knocked down there! Brooklyn still wants this, he still wants Matheson and dammit he just got him there, now he wants to make him pay and he wants that title back!
Steve White: Misty calling for the tag as is Jennifer and they both need it right now! What a match this is!
Both men begin to reach out to their respective corners. Brooklyn tags in Jennifer first, but almost at the same time, Matheson slaps the hand of Misty. The crowd cheers as Misty enters the ring and levels Jennifer with a clothesline! Brooklyn just gets back up to his feet, but it taken right back down with a dropkick that sends him through the ring ropes to the outside of the ring. Jennifer is back up and runs at Misty. She catches her with a huge jumping high knee right to Misty's face, knocking her back into the corner. She then runs at Misty, but Misty dives out of the way of her attack and Jennifer hits nothing but turnbuckle. Jennifer stumbles backwards right into a spinning back kick by Misty! Brooklyn runs in but Matheson is aware and runs in as well! They charge each other but Brooklyn sends Matheson flying with a huge knee! Brooklyn grabs Matheson by the hair and tosses him out of the ring to the floor! Brooklyn turns around and Misty Vega dropkicks him out of the ring! The fans are going nuts! Misty Vega turns around and Jennifer boots Misty in the gut then pulls her in for a Jennplex but Misty pushes off of her and hits Jennifer with the Mist Effect! The fans go nuts as Misty covers Jennifer!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… One half of the Tag Team Champions Misty Vega and the Hardcore Champion… Matheson!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna counts the three on Jennifer and Misty and Matheson pick up a huge win! What a contest that was! Loved it!
Steve White: That whole thing was so close!
Misty doesn’t get a second to celebrate! Joanna turns her around and boots her leg out! Misty falls to her knee and cries out in pain! The fans go nuts with cheers as Joanna backs up and bounces off of the ropes, hitting Misty with a Shinning Wizard! The fans go nuts as Misty is out on the mat. Joanna looks around at the cheering fans!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Joanna Rissi strikes at Misty Vega and takes her out! The rivalry between the tag team champs is not over! Not by a long shot!!
Joanna makes her way back up the ramp as the fans go nuts. We fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen this following main event contest is set for one fall!
The opening of 'Cloud City' hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the baracade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First... One half of the Tag Team Champions… Joanna Rissi!
The Lights inside the arena dim and 'Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy' performed by TaTa Young; the theme of Aubree Celeste blasts over the PA System. The 'HOTMESS' makes her way through the black curtain as the crowd cheers. She raises her hands into the air then points around the arena. As they continue to cheer. As she makes her way down the ramp, she begins to shake the fans hands, before sliding into the ring. As she runs towards the turnbuckle hopping onto the middle pointing out to the fans as they cheer for her, her theme fades out as she jumps down into the ring.
Illa Isabella: And next... Her opponent... She is the EHWF Champion... Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Aubree and Joanna circle each other in the center of the ring! They lock up and Aubree lifts Joanna up with great strength and plants her down with a big scoopslam! Aubree picks Joanna up again and rams her into the corner hard! The fans are all on their feet as Joanna gets up! Joanna locks up with Aubree once more and gets Aubree in an armhold as she overpowers her again! Joanna turns it into a chicken wing with great technical ability but Aubree backs through and gets Joanna in a chicken wing of her own until Joanna twists out of it and gets Aubree in a headlock! The fans are going nuts as Aubree powers out into a big elbow to Joanna’s head! Aubree grapples Joanna but Joanna instantly gets out of it into a wristlock which Aubree counters by getting Joanna in a headlock! They switch up and down so fast as Joanna drops to the mat and kicks back up, taking Aubree’s leg out then kneeing her in the chest! Blaise watches the action carefully.
Steve White: What an incredible match up! Both of these women are very skilled and very quick when it comes to technical ability but their styles in the ring are very different which will make it hard in the ring for these two to scout each other. It seems like neither can get anything over the other right now!
Chuck Thompson: Blaise is really watching both of them carefully but her attention is on Aubree as Blaise is looking to take that title from her the second she gets the opportunity! Honestly, I’m just happy I get to see 3 ridiculously HOT women in front of me right now!
The fans are going wild with cheers as Joanna lifts Aubree off of her and plants her on the mat hard with a flip bottom! Joanna tries to get Aubree in a figure four leg lock on the mat but Aubree kicks her off of her into the corner as Aubree gets up! Aubree ducks a swing from Joanna and comes back, hitting a spinning kick into Joanna's midsection! Joanna fires a right hand back at Aubree and the two distance themselves until they come back to the center! Aubree boots Joanna again and hits her with a spinning backfist! Joanna stumbles back and Aubree runs at her! Joanna ducks it and then spins around and elbows Aubree in the face! Joanna goes to charge but Aubree hits her with a sunset flip cover! Blaise goes down and counts!
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Aubree gets up, arguing with Blaise that it was three but Blaise tells her it wasn’t. They begin to argue and get in each others faces as the fans cheer! Blaise sees Joanna getting up behind Aubree and takes more of Aubree’s attention! Joanna rolls Aubree up!
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Steve White: Aubree pulling out some big moves but Joanna kicks out! Aubree and Blaise having a heated moment there and Joanna uses it to almost get the win! Was that Blaise’s intention?!
Chuck Thompson: I think it was… I don’t think Blaise is trying to take down Aubree or anything tonight but she is really trying to get in her head right now and that can be just as effective!
Joanna gets up but Aubree hits Joanna with some big knees to the side and whips her against the ropes! Joanna comes back and takes Aubree down with a flying forearm to Aubree! Aubree is down in pain and Joanna kicks back up! Joanna bounces off of the ropes again but this time Aubree is up and catches her, hitting Joanna with a big tilt a whirl backbreaker onto her knee with amazing strength! The fans go nuts as Aubree runs up and gets on the top rope then springs off! Joanna raises her leg and Aubree falls right on it! Aubree moves around, coughing and spluttering in pain as the fans go BERSERK! Joanna runs up and hits Aubree with a crossbody! Blaise quickly gets down and counts!
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Steve White: Aubree almost loses it there! Aubree just got rocked by Joanna, perhaps she shouldn’t underestimate her because Joanna is really taking it to our EHWF Champion right now!
Chuck Thompson: Steve, Aubree knows that she can’t suffer another loss here tonight! It’s as good as over is she loses another match as champ, she has to fight harder!
Aubree gets up as the ref gives Joanna some time. They come back in as the ref calls to ‘fight’ and they lock up! Aubree knees Joanna in the midsection then whips her into the corner! Joanna hits the corner hard but is able to raise her boot into Aubree’s face when she runs at her! Joanna gets some time and jumps up, trying for the Celestial Shot but misses! Aubree fires a roundhouse but Joanna ducks it! Blaise seems to be getting closer to the action and it puts Aubree off! It puts Aubree off long enough for Joanna to get a big right hand in on Aubree then a spinning kick to Aubree’s mid section! Joanna snaps another kick to Aubree’s leg and she’s hurt! Aubree desperately lunges at Joanna and shoves her into the corner!
Steve White: Aubree is losing control!
Chuck Thompson: Blaise still with those big mind games right now!
Aubree runs at Joanna but Joanna jumps up and Aubree runs into Joanna’s boot! Aubree stumbles around and spits out some blood on the mat, as she’s groggy! Joanna jumps up to the top rope and the fans go nuts! Joanna lines Aubree up as she turns around and leaps off the top rope to her! Aubree catches Joanna out of nowhere and holds her up using her great strength! Aubree presses Joanna up and plants her with the Goddess Slam! The fans go nuts and Blaise reluctantly counts as Aubree covers and smirks!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… The EHWF Champion… Aubree Celeste!
Joanna gets up and looks at Blaise and Aubree who come face to face with each other in the ring. The fans go nuts as they thing something is going to go down… Just then, Michael Rissi’s music hits and the fans go WILD! The 3 women in the ring are all distracted as they look out at Rissi on the stage.
Michael Rissi: A truly great match but I’m sorry to say, there was an ulterior motive hidden in this one… See there are happenings in EHWF at the moment… BIG happenings and even bigger changes!
Steve White: What’s Rissi talking about?! What changes?
Michael Rissi: You would have seen guys like… Joshua Samson – that little runt and the Samson Family and even Brandon Bash questioning EHWF and my leadership… even though I own the fucking company! I even had Rose do something behind my back this week to fuck up – I’m not sure what it is, they tell me it’s bad but I’m sure she deserved her suspension…
Steve White: What does Rissi mean by changes in EHWF though?
Michael Rissi: All this undermining of EHWF and my leadership and the Rissi Families leadership got everyone thinking… No one really wants to listen to Bash or Samson or the Samson Family but they make it so damn hard to block them out…
The fans laugh but everyone is still confused.
Michael Rissi: I thought… Well if these guys keep wanting to try and oust me as leader, keep wanting to take over and keep wanting to make EHWF theirs, then they can try… as a matter of fact, I’ll help them by giving them the next best thing… See, it’s all profit to me anyway, plus I get to embarrass them in front of the world…
Steve White: What’s he talking about?
Michael Rissi: If they want EHWF so bad then fine… run it… as of next week EHWF is going to host a Draft and EHWF will be splitting into two Saturday Night shows! The Rissi Family will still own EHWF but I’ll run Mayhem with my management team and one of the nuffies will be appointed GM of Anarchy which they’ll run!
The fans go BERSERK with cheers! They go nuts and Rissi nods as the girls all look at each other in the ring. The fans are on their feet and Rissi can’t get another word in over the cheers!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME!! THIS IS AWESOME!!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Another show! Another brand entirely! Rissi is bringing back Anarchy!?
Chuck Thompson: And he’s gonna let his enemies run it?! Why!?
The fans eventually quiet down.
Michael Rissi: The way I see it is it’s going to be me vs. them… They want to run EHWF so bad? Fine, lets see who does a better job! We know that none of the guys trying to kick me out of my own company could last long so lets give ‘em a shot and watch them fail shall we?
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME!! THIS IS AWESOME!!
Michael Rissi: First… During the week on EHWF.com we will see who YOU the fans want as the new General Manager of Anarchy… Then next week we go straight into it… We’re going to hold an EHWF PPV… A special event I am dubbing… Come At Me Bro: Draft Day! It’s going to be one explosive night, with myself an the elected Anarchy General Manager drafting our respective rosters with an action packed night full of great matches and title defences!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! And now a Pay Per View up next to decide all of this and host the draft! EHWF really is in a period of change!?
Chuck Thompson: Come At Me Bro ready to be hosted next week where the draft will be underway! This is all moving so quick!
Michael Rissi: EVERYONE is up for grabs in the draft! Superstars, Champions, Managers, Tag Teams, even announcers and interviewers! I know that tonight is over but I suggest to all of you here and all of your watching at home tonight to get onto EHWF.com and the EHWF Network and start voting for who YOU want to see go up against me and Mayhem as the Anarchy General Manager… then go and get ready to watch Come At Me Bro: Draft Day, live on Pay Per View!
The fans go NUTS as Rissi drops the mic on the stage and waves out to the fans! Rissi leaves the stage as we pan through the arena at the screaming fans as Mayhem and Anarchy logos hit the tron!
Steve White: Well ladies and gents that’s all we have time for! I’m not 100% sure what just happened! It all went down so damn quick! I guess next week is EHWF Draft Day at Come At Me Bro!? It’s been a great night ladies and gents, we’ll see you next week for sure! Don’t miss it! Good night and be safe!
We see the confused women in the ring, all at separate corners now as we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw and incredible night as The Misfit narrowly beat Brandon Bash with Eric Smith returning! Misfit retained the Bad Blood Championship but we all know it’s not over between him and Bash and with Eric Smith back in the picture, this complicates everything for both men! Tonight, Bill Ryder defends the Showtime Championship in a big Battle Royal! The Misfit will have the opportunity to become a double champ by taking his old rivals title yet again!
Chuck Thompson: You’re damn right Steve! I can’t wait for that match but the main event will see EHWF Champion Aubree Celeste take on Joanna Rissi with Blaise as the guest referee! Things haven’t been going Aubree’s way lately and Blaise might be looking at that as a sign of weakness but if Aubree can pull off a win here, she’ll save some face. Can she do it though?
Steve White: Our opener tonight will see Conner Creed and Kevin Hunter, two men who are starting to dominant the whole of EHWF, take on De Oro and Williams for the Challenge Championships! Can they grow their massive alliance with some gold or will these impressive new guys beat them and climb the ladder here in EHWF even further?! This is a match that you definitely don’t want to miss Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: You have deep rivals Matheson and Brooklyn teaming up with Misty Vega and Jennifer Enigma respectively to fight each other as their rivalry has gone from bad to worse! These guys want to kill each other and it’s all over the prestigious Hardcore Championship! It’s going to be an action packed night for sure Steve!
Steve White: I can’t wait to see the fallout from last week and to start this night and see just what happens as we gain momentum in 2017 and get a good footing closer to the big one!
The camera pans up into the ring, while Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: This opening tag team match is an elimination tag team contest and it is for the Challenge Championships!
Kevin Hunter comes down to the stage. He looks around at the booing fans the makes his way down the ramp. He comes down and gets in the ring then looks around, waiting for his last partner to show up.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Kevin Hunter!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next his partner… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Conner Creed!
“Danger Zone” begins to blast through the arena, the audience jumps to their feet in anticipation, Jackson Williams steps out onto the stage and does a theatrical dance. Moving his arms and legs like he is possessed, he then stops and lifts his arms up and shouting ‘Yeah Baby!’, Jackson then struts down the aisle way. Slapping the hands of fans, on both sides of the aisle way, Williams walks around the side of the ring and steps up the ring steps. Jackson moonwalks on the ring apron, stopping near the middle to scrap the soles of his boots then climbing through the ropes, walking to either side with his arms raised shouting ‘YEAH!’ to the fans, the music fades away as Jackson Williams awaits.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… One half of the Challenge Champions… Jackson Williams!
The lights go out, and the opening of Aterlius' 'Guerrero Jaguar' hits the PA as smoke pours into the entrance way, light shining through it from behind. As the sound of a jaguar growling plays, the silhouette of Jaguar de Oro steps into the light and slowly walks through the smoke as the guitars begin. Wearing a Aztec style kilt, and a golden amulet on a chain around his neck, he bounces up and down a few times and then begins to make his way up the ramp.::
##Un rugido en la noche causa pavor,
un guerrero elegido acecha la selva.##
Jaguar slaps hands with fans along the way as he strides toward the ring quickly as the lights raise back up. In one smooth, fluid, catlike movement, he slides under the bottom rope and up to his feet, leaping onto the top turnbuckle in a feline like crouch, and slowly raises a fist, beating it to his chest several times.**
##De clase baja soldado armado,
guerrero entrenado para luchar,
jaguar sigiloso amo de la oscuridad.
Guerrero manchado sostén tu macana,
al nacer el sol comienza la batalla
y señales mueven la armada.
Señor de la selva,
Guerrero jaguar.
Guerrero manchado acecha la presa,
caza en sigilo esa es tu grandeza.##
He drops down off of the turnbuckle and whips off the battle kilt, and takes off his medallion, kicking it aside out of the ring, loosening up as he bounces on the balls of his feet.
Patricia Downs: And finally… And the other half of the Challenge Champions… Jaguar De Oro!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Jaguar De Oro & Jackson Williams (c) vs. Conner Creed & Kevin Hunter
Jaguar and Kevin lock up and Jaguar quickly responds with a knee to Kevin’s midsection! Hunter swings at him but he ducks it and fires back with some punches of him own. Jaguar boots Hunter in the gut but out of desperation he jumps up and clotheslines him! Jaguar is down and Hunter takes a few seconds to recover. He drops a few boots on his arm and then starts to stomp him out much to the dismay of the fans! Hunter picks him up but Jaguar still has spirit. He drops down and hits him with a jaw breaker! Jaguar gets up but Hunter comes back with a big boot right to his head! Jaguar had fire but he goes down to the mat holding his head as Hunter smirks and runs up, punting Jaguar right in the ribs while he’s hurt on the mat!
Steve White: By Gawd Hunter you no good! Hunter showing no respect to Jaguar De Oro right there! Hunter just methodically striking and picking apart Jaguar there! Hunter and Creed have been on a roll and now they have more gold on their minds tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter, very aggressive there, really taking it to Jaguar! I think he’s worried about Jaguar to be honest with you and wants to take him out quickly! I mean, look how quick Jaguar has risen in EHWF so far!!
Hunter picks Jaguar up and drives him into the corner! Hunter goes to follow up with a corner clothesline but Jaguar jumps up and drives his boot into his face! Hunter falls back down onto the mat and Jaguar tags in Jackson Williams. Jackson runs in and heads straight for Hunter but Hunter trips him up and locks him straight into an STF! Jackson Williams struggles in the hold for a moment before reaching and grabbing the ropes! The fans go nuts as the ref tells Hunter off but Hunter ignores it for 4 seconds!
ROPE BREAK!
Steve White: Hunter almost making Jackson Williams tap out right there but Williams got to the ropes just in time! Williams and De Oro were paired at the last moment and became Challenge Champions in their debut match and Creed and Hunter would love to take those titles away!
Chuck Thompson: Jaguar and Williams are going to have to pull their weight in this match! They had a tough time against Aubree and Zoe and Hunter and Creed are just as strong, just more ruthless and less merciful! These guys will do whatever it takes to win but De Oro and Williams have spirit and I believe in them!
Hunter gets up and tags in Conner Creed. They both go into the ring and grab Jackson Williams. They hit him with a double body drop then follow up with a double elbow drop! Creed covers him! The ref demands that Hunter get out of the ring before he count and he does!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: By Gawd that was a close one Chuck! Creed and Hunter may be complete assholes but they work together well as a team, you can’t deny that! They would be great Challenge Champs!
Chuck Thompson: Williams refusing to go down to that tag team move though, showing great strength but right now Creed and Hunter are dominating this match!
Jackson gets up but he’s hurt. Jaguar asks for the tag but Williams can’t get a clear path to his partner! He charges at Creed but Creed sidesteps him and Jackson runs into the corner! The fans shrill at the impact as Jackson falls to the mat. Jaguar is still on the apron calling for the tag but Williams can’t get to him! Creed comes over and stomps on Jackson’s back! He scouts Jackson and waits for him to get up.
Steve White: Uh oh… Conner Creed is waiting for Jackson Williams now! Creed is looking for Clothesline From Hell!
Chuck Thompson: Jaguar was just short of the tag there after that huge impact! Creed just ruthlessly dominating this one right now!
Williams gets up but Conner runs to the ropes and goes for Clothesline From Hell! Williams ducks him! The fans go wild as Creed turns back around and runs at Williams! Williams ducks down and hits Creed with a big body drop on the mat overhead! The fans are on their feet as Creed gets up, holding his back in pain! Williams bounces off of the ropes and dives a massive shoulder into Creed’s head, sending him down!
Steve White: Williams fighting back right now! These rookies aren’t done yet baw gawd!
Chuck Thompson: Creed had influence and control and right now he’s losing it! Can he make a come back or at least tag Hunter back in!?
Hunter rushes in to save Creed but Williams knees Hunter in the gut! The fans go nuts as Williams grabs Hunter by the head and tosses him over the top rope to the outside! Creed slowly stirs to his feet and Williams catches him in the corner of his eye! Williams runs at Creed and hits him with Midnight Runner! Creed falls to the mat, eyes rolling in the back of his head as the fans go nuts! Creed rolls to the outside and Hunter crawls up to him, trying to revive him!
Steve White: Midnight Runner! What a comeback! What a Challenge Championship match! Can these youngsters make an elimination now!?!
Chuck Thompson: The titles are on the line! Eliminations need to be made right now, the champs are in the perfect position and Williams looks like he’s got the right idea!
Williams dives to his corner and tags in De Oro! De Oro runs in the ring as Creed and Hunter get up on the outside! De Oro runs up and dives through the middle and top ropes! De Oro lands on both Creed and Hunter on the outside and the fans go nuts! There is wreckage on the outside as De Oro slowly recovers! He picks up Creed and rolls him inside the ring! De Oro gets to the top rope and moonsaults off but Creed rolls out of the way and De Oro smashes down on the mat! De Oro screams in pain as Creed forces himself up! Creed looks around and runs up, quickly knocking Williams off of the apron to the floor! Creed turns around and lines De Oro up! De Oro stands and Creed fires Clothesline From Hell but De Oro ducks it! Creed turns around right into Muerte Apocalíptica! Creed goes down and De Oro covers him as the fans go nuts!
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Patricia Downs: Conner Creed has been eliminated!
Steve White: Creed is gone! De Oro has it!
Chuck Thompson: Creed after such a dominating run is defeated by the fast paced and exciting De Oro! 2 on 1 now!
The fans are going nuts! De Oro has no time to get back to his corner! Hunter rushes in! They trade blows until De Oro snaps a kick into Hunter’s gut! De Oro spins a kick but Hunter ducks it! De Oro wants Anochecer as he hoists Hunter up on his back but as he tosses him off, Hunter lands on his feet and reverses it into the Killer Effect! The fans go wild as Hunter covers De Oro!
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Patricia Downs: Jaguar De Oro has been eliminated!
Steve White: Hunter takes out De Oro! What a match! What action! It’s one on one now as Hunter evens the odds! Challenge Championships on the line!!
Chuck Thompson: Shit! The fans are going nuts! What a match! What competition we’re seeing right now! It all comes down to this final elimination with Hunter and Williams squaring off!
Williams rushes back into the contest and drops a big elbow onto Hunter before he can get up! Both men get to their feet as Williams pulls Hunter in! Hunter maneuvers out of it and gets around, Williams; going for Killer Effect but Williams ducks out of it! Hunter turns around and runs right into Midnight Runner from Williams! The fans go nuts but Williams needs a submission, not a pinfall… Hunter falls through the ropes to the outside! The fans are going nuts as Williams goes to the outside! Williams grabs Hunter but Hunter elbows Williams in the gut! The ref demands that both men come back in the ring but Hunter blasts a big forearm across Williams’ face then rams him against the apron! 1… 2… Williams powers Hunter off of him and tosses him to the floor! 3… 4…
Steve White: Hunter needs to act fast here if he wants a chance at winning these titles!!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter coming back hard but Williams refusing to stay down and lose this one for his team!
5… Hunter jumps back up to his feet and drives a heavy punch into Williams gut with great strength! Williams goes to fall but catches himself as Hunter grabs him! 6… 7… Hunter goes to throw him back into the ring but Williams stops himself but putting his foot on the apron! Williams then comes back at Hunter with a big elbow to the face! 8… Hunter goes down but quickly gets up! Williams looks around, he wants to take him down before getting him in the ring! 9… Both men get up and run at each other! Both men take each other down with a double lariat! Both men hit the bottom of the ramp and the ref counts out to 10!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: As a result of double count out… This match has been declared a no contest… Therefore STILL the Challenge Champions… Jaguar De Oro and Conner Creed!
The fans are on their feet cheering but Hunter doesn’t take it well and punts Williams in the ribs while he’s down! Hunter goes on to stomp him out until Jaguar De Oro runs up and forearms Hunter in the back, making the save!
Steve White: We got a double count out! Hunter taking out the result on Williams but here’s De Oro, making the save!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t say that’s how I wanted it to end but what a match that was! Amazing!
De Oro pulls Hunter in but Hunter pushes De Oro off of him as Creed comes barreling back down the ramp and levels De Oro with a massive Clothesline From Hell! The fans get to their feet then start to boo as the champs are down and Creed and Hunter raise their arms in victory!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! The Champions just got leveled and taken out! Creed and Hunter aren’t happy!
Chuck Thompson: They were on such a roll and they made Williams and De Oro pay for being a speed bump in their way!
Creed and Hunter stand over the downed champs as we fade out.
The sound of a violent fit of coughing opens the scene. Within a locker room of the Tokyo Dome Joshua Samson, Esquire, immaculately suited as always, paces back and forth in front of a seated, face in his hands, dressed only in his wrestling tights, Bill Ryder. It is the hacking cough emitting from the profusely sweaty form of the Showtime Champion. The Executive Representative cast a wary glance at his number one client.
Bill Ryder: Fuck that, Joshua!
Another fit of coughing.
Joshua Samson: Think about this realistically, Bill.
Ryder looks up from his palms, trying hard to focus on the face of his pacing best friend.
Bill Ryder: I have thought…*cough cough cough*...I have thought had about this, Joshua. There is no way in the world…*cough cough cough cough*....that I’m not going to go out there tonight and defend my Showtime title. *Cough cough cough cough* Will you PLEASE stop fucking pacing?! You’re making me dizzy…
Samson stops his pacing to stand in front of Ryder.
Joshua Samson: It’s not my pacing that’s making you dizzy, Bill, it’s the goddamn flu!
Ryder shakes his head before leaning forward again and putting his face into his palms.
Joshua Samson: Listen, I know you have this “bulletproof” image you’ve been portraying but I know you….I know that there is no way that you’re going to be able to give one hundred percent in that ring. I’m going to go talk to someone about you not wrestling tonight…
He turns to walk toward the locker room door but Ryder, using a reserve of strength, stands to his bare feet.
Bill Ryder: JOSHUA!
The head of the Samson Family stops in his tracks before turning his head to face his friend.
Bill Ryder: If I’m going to lose the Showtime title, I’m going to lose it in the ring. If you know me then you know I’m not going to do this any other way.
Joshua Samson: I hear you, Bill...I hear you.
He turns back and heads toward the door.
Joshua Samson: I need to go talk to Misty. I’ll be back in a little while.
The scene closes as the racking cough forces Ryder to fall back onto the bench.
Steve White: Holy cow! Bill Ryder looks like death warmed over, Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: That’s putting it nicely, Steve. There is no possibly way that Bill should be thinking about wrestling in that Four Person Battle Royale later on tonight.
Steve White: Well we both know that no matter how despicable Bill can be, when it comes to competing in a wrestling match he is a man of his word. Bill will indeed be defending the Showtime Championship tonight. Mark my words!
We fade out and come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is holding a mic.
Patricia Downs: The following match is a double Debut Match!
The crowd gives a small cheer.
Patricia Downs: Coming to the ring first….making her Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation debut….Astrid Sedin!
The lights in the arena flash in hues of pale purple and blue as the beginning strains of “Dark Horse” by Our Last Night begins to make it’s way through the airwaves of the PA system. Once the main beat begins to play, Astrid Sedin makes her way out onto the stage with a confident swagger in her step as she walks to the top of the ramp. There she stops and spreads her legs apart as she uses both hands to fluff up her hair with a twisted smirk on her face. She remains there for a few moments as she absorbs all the energy before she began to make her way down the ramp. As she walks with that same confidence, she reaches out to slap the hands of a few ramp side fans but jerks her hand away at the very last minute and laughs before holding up her hand as she continues to make her way towards the ring.
Steve White: Astrid Sedin comes highly touted by our scouts, Chuck. I hear her tryouts were remarkable.
Chuck Thompson: I heard the same thing, Steve. But tryouts and actually being here in front of thousands of our great fans is totally something else!
Steve White: Very true.
Once she’s reached the bottom, she smirks and scowls at the ring before heading off to the right hand side still holding up her hand to ignore the fans. Astrid quickly hops up onto the ring apron and gets up to her feet. She looks out at the crowd as she bends her knees and quickly enters the ring through the bottom and middle ropes with a quick twirl around as before holding up her arms at shoulder height, shaking her head to each side once as she talks smack towards the crowd. She then stands off to the side and waits as she entrance music fades out.
Patricia Downs: Coming to the ring now….also making her Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation debut….she is the Hawkeye Warrior….Jessica Roberts!
With “Mama Said Knock You Out” playing in the background Jessie walks out onto the stage and starts to bounce around trying to get loose. She waited for a few moments before she walked down and slaps hands with a few fans as she does this before she stops at the steps slapping the top of them before getting in the ring. She then get in and bounces around looking at her opponent.
Steve White: Jessica Roberts is coming to us all the way from Iowa City, Iowa!
Chuck Thompson: We definitely don’t see a lot of wrestlers from Iowa. As a matter fact, I’ve never seen a wrestler from Iowa until now.
The referee looks at both women to make sure they're ready for the upcoming match before calling for the bell.
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Astrid Sedin vs. Jessica Roberts
Almost immediately, Jessie runs forward and hits Astrid in the mouth with a forearm smash. Astrid barely has time to recover from the impact before Jessie fires off a series of kicks into her ribs--the impact of each strike sending Astrid stumbling back a bit. Jessie calls for the fans to show her a bit of support, which they do without hesitation. This seems to annoy Astrid a bit.
Astrid charges forward and tries to shift the momentum a bit--only to have Jessie catch her by surprise with an armdrag! Astrid pops back up to her feet--and walks right into a thrust kick! The fans continue to cheer the early showing of offense from the one of the newcomers!
Steve White: While both of these young ladies are incredibly talented wrestlers, if Jessie can keep this up, this would be a huge win for her to start her career on!
Chuck Thompson: Well Jessie has a clear height and weight advantage over Astrid, but one of Jessie’s biggest flaws I’ve already noticed is she is being overly concerned with meeting the approval of these fans.
Astrid tries to pull herself back up to her feet. Jessie grabs her and hits Astrid in the mouth with an elbow shot. She tries to get Astrid into a side headlock to further wear her down. It appears as though it's working for a moment, only to have Astrid lift Jessie into the air and slam her to the mat with a back suplex!
Steve White: It seems like the ring moved on that back suplex!
Astrid mumbles to herself as she drags herself back up to her feet. Jessie makes it up to her feet at the same time. Astrid takes a deep breath to try and compose herself. Jessie tries to close the gap between the two wrestlers. Astrid steps forward and hits Jessie with a European uppercut that sends her staggering! She follows it up with a second!
Jessie tries to cover and charges at Astrid, who steps forward and tries to send Jessie crashing to the mat with a roundhouse kick! Jessie ducks underneath the attempt and waits for Astrid to turn around and face her. She hoists Astrid onto her shoulders in an effort to set her up for something--only to have Astrid land on the mat behind her. Jessie turns around and Astrid kicks her in the ribs before snapping off a DDT!
Steve White: Jessie Roberts was NOT ready for that one!
Shaking her head angrily, Astrid drags Jessie halfway up to her feet. She immediately starts to hit Jessie with a series of strikes to the head! The referee hurries over and tries to drag Astrid away, though Astrid is relentless in her assault.
Chuck Thompson: Now this is the type of ruthlessness I wanted to see!
The referee finally succeeds in creating a bit of space between the two. He warns Astrid, but the West Chester, PA native ignores him and goes to refocus her attention on Jessie. The Hawkeye Warrior charges forward and hits Astrid in the mouth with an elbow shot! She tries a second, but Astrid uses Jessie's momentum against her and shoots her across the ring. She lifts Jessie into the air on the rebound, which Jessie tries to use to her advantage with a headscissor takedown! Astrid catches Jessie in the air and slams her down to the mat--Jessie's face bouncing off of it!
Steve White: That looks like it hurt!
Chuck Thompson: Oh that hurt, Steve!
Jessie tries to pull herself back up to her feet to get back into the match. Unfortunately for her, Astrid seems to be ready for this. She grabs hold of Jessie and locks in her Cry Baby (cloverleaf while kneeling on opponent’s neck).
Steve White: Astrid has that cloverleaf locked in super tight, Chuck! This could be the end for Jessie!
Chuck White: Add to the fact that Astrid has her knee on the back of Jessie’s neck, this definitely could be the end!
Astrid tightens in the submission. Jessie has no choice but to tap out.
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match...Astrid Sedin!
Suddenly “Evacuate the Dance Floor” by Cascada blares over the Tokyo Dome sound system. Everyone within the famous arena turns their collective attention to the entranceway stage.
Steve White: Well this is a surprise…
Chuck Thompson: Or not.
From backstage out walks one half of the EHWF Tag Team Champions Misty Vega followed by her executive representative, Joshua Samson, Esquire. The Samson Family duo stop and stare down into the ring. A perplexed Astrid prepares herself from a possible attack. An attack is not forthcoming though as Misty and Joshua simply begin to clap.
Steve White: What in the world is this about, Chuck?
Chuck Thompson: Who knows when it comes to the little weasel, Joshua Samson!
After a few moments of giving their applause, Misty and Joshua make their way backstage leaving Astrid just as confused as when they first came out. We fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia is standing with a mic ready to announce the next match.
Patricia Downs: The following is an over the top rope battle royal and it is for the Showtime Championship!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Zoe McDraven!
"Monster" by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain with Henry Losak wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start with Henry standing outside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next… Lord Raab!
The whole arena goes dark. Fireflies are seen on the tron as The Misfit comes through the crowd in the darkness. The fans cheer as The Misfit comes over the barricade into the arena and holds up the Bad Blood title belt. The Misfit gets in the ring and waits for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And… The Bad Blood Champion… The Misfit!
Bill reached the bottom of the ramp before heading towards the right. This is where Ryder would indeed capture the spotlight and capture the attention of the entire world. With little to no effort he hopped up onto the apron and turned his attention towards the crowd. From underneath the black hood that continued to rest upon his head, Ryder slowly scanned the arena with his eyes.
He gingerly made his way across the apron and towards the far turnbuckle in which he would climb to the top of. He continued to look forward while spreading his arms outward and taunting towards the crowd. He stood in this positions for a few more seconds before jumping off the turnbuckle and walking to the center of the ring. Bill Ryder would then walk to the nearest turnbuckle and take a seat in the corner while resting his arms on each side of him with the usage of the center rope.
Patricia Downs: And finally… The Showtime Champion… Bill Ryder!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Bill Ryder (c) vs. The Misfit vs. Lord Raab vs. Zoe McDraven
The bell rings and all of the competitors look across from each other. The Misfit and Ryder stare each other down as intensity of their past rivalry is revisited. Zoe doesn’t want anything to do with Raab straight off because she knows how dominant he can be in this match. Ryder runs over and shoulder blocks Raab! Raab hits the ropes as the Ryder grabs him and slams him down on the mat! The Misfit and Zoe lock up. The Misfit gets the upper hand quickly by kneeing Zoe continuously in the midsection then trying to eliminate her quickly over the top rope!
Steve White: Aww hell Chuck… This one is gonna go off! There can only be one winner in this battle royal! Once your feet hit the ground that’s it! It’s over for you! Ryder has to somehow win another battle royal tonight to retain his shit!
Chuck Thompson: Four incredibly talented stars that want this Showtime title are going to fight one ruthless contest here! At least there is no barbwire on the ropes like last week!
Zoe gets off of the ropes and drives The Misfit down to the mat! Ryder hits Raab with a quick sidekick to the head, building steam! The fans cheer as Ryder goes for another one but Raab is able to hit Ryder with a sidestep uppercut! Raab boots Ryder in the gut and bounces off of the ropes but Ryder catches him and goes to the ropes, trying to toss Raab over! On the other side, Zoe and The Misfit are still brawling. The Misfit is in control getting big shots in! Zoe is able to sweep his leg then when he gets up she dropkicks him over the top rope! The Misfit is able to hold on though and save himself!
Steve White: Yes! The Misfit able to save himself there, he’s still in it and a favourite as far as I’m concerned!
Chuck Thompson: Misfit could very well become a double champion here tonight!
Zoe looks over and sees Raab and Ryder struggling on the ropes. She goes back to The Misfit and pulls him through the middle ropes from the apron and hits a big DDT! The fans cheer as Zoe gets up and pays attention to Ryder and Raab fighting for elimination on the ropes. Zoe comes up behind Ryder and prepares herself. She grabs the champion from behind and tries to throw him and Raab over the ropes! At first it doesn’t look like she can do much but eventually she pushes Ryder over the ropes! Ryder grabs on and stays safe as Raab pushes her off of him!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe showing a lot of strength there but she’s not going to win a game of strength in a contest like this!
Steve White: She needs to bounce back and a good way she can do that is by winning this Showtime title tonight! She just needs to stay alive here and outlast!
Raab takes advantage; he comes off of the ropes and hits Zoe with a big running boot! Zoe rolls over to the corner and holds her head in pain! Raab goes back to Zoe but The Misfit comes over and hits Raab with Sanity outta nowhere! The fans go wild as Raab is down and The Misfit smirks, raising his hands in the air! Zoe stumbles to her feet and Misfit grabs Zoe’s head! Misfit gets his hands and fingers all in Zoe’s face and eyes! She screams as he digs it in!
The Misfit: There is no one to help you now…
Steve White: Misfit, just brutalizing Zoe McDraven here, living up to his Bad Blood creator name!
Chuck Thompson: The Misfit wants this win! He’s been under pressure from Bash and Smith and everyone else lately… this win would look amazing for him!
Zoe screams but Misfit doesn’t stop! He grabs her by her hair and swings her around for a moment before pulling her head into some massive knees! Misfit then tosses Zoe McDraven down to the outside, over the top rope! The fans are going nuts! Zoe McDraven is bleeding and unresponsive on the outside as EMT’s rush the area!
Patricia Downs: Zoe McDraven has been eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: There goes Zoe! Misfit with the first elimination! What a brutal beating that was!
The Misfit turns to the ring only to suffer a massive big boot to the skull from Raab! Bill Ryder comes out of the corner to take advantage! The fans cheer as he fires Ryde of Your Lift but Raab catches his leg! Ryder is in shock and Raab grabs him by the throat! Raab then hoists Ryder up and chokeslams him out of the ring! The fans are going nuts as the champion is eliminated second!
Patricia Downs: Bill Ryder has been eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: Ryder has been eliminated! Raab took all that anger over the past weeks and just took out Ryder and cost him the title! We’re gonna see a new champ!!
Misfit turns Raab around from behind and goes for Sanity but he can’t get it! Raab grabs Misfit around the neck and goes for a double arm chokeslam but Misfit pushes off, bounces off the ropes and then takes Raab down with a massive diving shoulder block! The fans are all on their feet! Raab stirs as Misfit lines him up for Sanity! The fans suddenly go nuts with cheers as Misfit turns in the ring and Eric Smith slides in with a steel chair, diving across and smashing it over Misfit’s skull!
Chuck Thompson: Eric Smith! Eric Smith! He’s here again and he just took out The Misfit! Dammit!
Smith slides out of the ring and backs up the ramp with a smirk on his face as the fans give a mixed reaction! Misfit gets to his feet, bleeding bad from his forehead, not all there after the shot! Raab takes advantage, turns Misfit around, grabs him by the throat and runs him to and over the top ropes to the floor! The fans go nuts as Raab makes the elimination!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… And the NEW Showtime Champion… Lord Raab!
Raab raises the title high above his head and smirks as Misfit is down, EMT’s have taken Zoe away and Bill is against the barricade in pain. Lord Raab smirks as Eric Smith looks out at him from the stage. The fans are going nuts as we fade out!
Steve White: And the four individuals that Rose was suspended from EHWF for signing to Iron Clad EHWF Contracts last week are going to debut next week! I have no idea who they are Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: Me either Steve but they must be pretty bad if it warranted Rose being suspended for doing it! Why sign them to an Iron Clad contract in the first place!?
The scene comes back from the commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring, holding a microphone once more.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall!
Joanna Rissi’s music hits and the fans all look confused… She comes out wearing a referees uniform and the fans go nuts as she makes her way down to the ring! Joanna gets in the ring and points at her shirt as the cheers roll in!
Patricia Downs: I have just been informed that Joanna Rissi has been made guest referee of this following contest!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna Rissi made guest ref!? Misty Vega is gonna love this!
A Demons Fate by Within Temptation blasts over the PA Systems as the crowd boos and Jennifer comes out on stage with Her Druid Manager and her barbed wired staff named "Stitches" and then looks at the fans and then takes her time going down the ramp as the crowd boos loudly she then makes her way to the ring and starts prancing around the ring and then smiles sadistically at the crowd as a lightning bolt strikes the ring and then she sits on the ropes and awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Jennifer Enigma!
At the crack and whip of his theme's opening chord, live coverage of the backstage area is displayed on the titantron; the hall is barely breathing with life as there are only a few stage handlers present; before too long a large man with a herculean figure explodes from the Men's Locker Room to the right. He storms the hall with fire - almost as red as his hair - in his eyes. During his expedition toward the stage entrance, he snatches a water bottle from the grip of a 'Make a Wish' child and impolitely shoves a member of the Stage Crew to the floor to his own appeasement. The fans however, aren't shy about letting him know how they feel, as they're showering him with jeers. When he's finally met the stage entrance, he decapitates the swiped water bottle, pouring most of it over his head prior to in-taking some of its refreshing taste and tossing it aside.
Brooklyn slices through the curtain to a wave of jeers that he just rides all the way down the ramp. There's a crooked grin of self-assurance on his face that matches the mischief of his raised left brow as he breezes by those at ringside. He pauses approximately three feet from the ring, glaring from one side of the arena to the pupil frying lights high above to the other side of the compound. He measures his target, then without any given warning rockets onto the apron showcasing the strength and balance in his legs. The big man slithers into the ring approaching the Far East side of the ring where the cameras are usually stationed, playing up to them by shouting expletives to the audience just to garner a reaction out of them from atop of the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: Introducing her tag team partner… Brooklyn!
The arena lights dim when the music of Hanz Zimmer “My Enemy” begins to play, the crowd look towards the entrance ramp in anticipation, the curtain is pulled aside by the sociopathic loner known as Matheson. He stands in front of the entrance with his arms raised up to his side, glancing around at the audience in attendance whilst doing so, Matheson lowers his arms and begins his slow walk towards the ring.
Matheson walks around the ring before rolling underneath the bottom rope, getting up to his feet he walks over to the side of the ring and raises his arms again, the crowd give him a mixed reaction from that side of the auditorium. Matheson walks across the ring and raises his arms again; the crowd give their reaction towards the inhuman monstrum. He walks over to his corner to take his leather jacket and tied plaid shirt off his waist, handing it to the timekeeper through the ropes before sitting down in corner with his head resting on the second turnbuckle awaiting the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponents, first… he is the Hardcore Champion… Matheson!
“Evacuate the Dance Floor” by Cascade hits the PA as an energized Misty runs out onto the stage waving her hands in the air to all in attendance. With a huge smile on her face, Misty sprints down the ramp and stops before sliding into the ring while walking over to the fans. Misty gives her best impression that she is going to do the “Lambeau Leap” into the crowd, but pulls up at the last second and just smiles at the fans. Misty slides into the ring as she does a split in the center of the ring and winks at the crowd watching.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his partner… One half of the Tag Team Champions… Misty Vega!
The four continue to stare and finally the staredown ends as Misty Vega and Brooklyn exit the ring, meaning Matheson and Jennifer Enigma will start the match. Joanna calls for the bell.
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Misty Vega & Matheson vs. Brooklyn & Jennifer Enigma
The match begins as Matheson and Jennifer circle each other. They both move in and Jennifer goes for a tackle, but Matheson sidesteps her and as Jennifer hurries back up, Matheson jabs her in the face with a right hand, clearly with more power than Jennifer! The fans boo, but it gives him the upper hand as he shoves Jennifer into the corner of the ring and begins punching away at her face. Joanna counts to four and tells Matheson to get off. He does so, backing off, but just for a quick second as he goes right back on the attack. He stomps Jennifer down in the corner and Joanna counts to four again. This time, Matheson is taking too long to break away from the assault and Joanna shoves him out of the corner! She points at the official logo on her shirt and the fans cheer as the two argue. This gives Jennifer time to recover as she bolts out of the corner and dives on Matheson while he isn't looking! She then puts Matheson in a quick headlock, but Matheson easily gets out of it and big boots Jennifer in the face! He then points at Joanna and tells her to stay the fuck out of his way. Misty Vega laughs on the apron.
Steve White: Matheson with such an impressive win over Brooklyn in that bloody and ruthless match at Bloodbath to become the Hardcore Champ… You would think Brooklyn would want to be in there first but it’s like he’s sent Jennifer off first to do battle for him…
Chuck Thompson: He’s smart, Brooklyn, he knows what he’s doing. He doesn’t just want to fight Matheson, he wants to hurt him and he knows how to get that done, even if it takes a little longer!
Matheson pulls Jennifer back up and knees her twice in the gut before throwing her into the corner. He runs at her and spins, smashing the back of his elbow into Jennifer's throat! Jennifer falls to the ring mat, coughing violently as Matheson doesn't give her even a slight chance to recover. He stomps the back of Jennifer's head, making it smack off the ring mat on the way down. Matheson then gets down and pulls Jennifer's eyes in a dirty submission tactic. Jennifer squirms out of the dirty submission and Matheson tries to quickly get her again, but Jennifer lifts up her foot, nailing Matheson right in the face! Jennifer then hurries over and tags in Brooklyn! Brooklyn comes running across the ring and smashes his forearm in the face of Misty and it sends Misty flailing off of the ring apron into the crowd barrier! Brooklyn then looks back at Matheson and the fans go NUTS as he runs at him, blasting him with a huge clothesline down to the ring mat! Matheson hurries back up, but Brooklyn catches him as he runs at him and nails him with a sidewalk slam! He goes for the quick pin.
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Misty dives in and breaks up the count as he begins to ruthlessly attack Brooklyn. Joanna pulls Misty off and pushes her away. The two begin to argue in the corner as Misty gets in Joanna’s face and Joanna smirks!
Steve White: Joanna and Misty fighting again, remembering their intense rivalry and that amazing match they had last week at Bloodbath. What an intense couple of months they had but look, it doesn’t appear to be over!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna somehow getting made the special guest ref in this contest was clearly a way to get back at Misty for all she’s done to her… That gesture alone tonight, showed me that this thing between them isn’t over!
Misty exits the ring as Matheson has time to recover. He begins to stomp Brooklyn while he's down until Brooklyn rolls out of the ring to regain his composure. Matheson chases after him though, not letting Brooklyn get any breaks. He slides out of the ring and clubs Brooklyn in the back of the head. Brooklyn hits the crowd barrier and Matheson smashes his face off of it! Brooklyn lies on the floor as Matheson continues to stomp him as the fans boo right in Matheson's face at ringside. He grabs Brooklyn again and is about to smash his face off of the ring apron, but Brooklyn blocks it and instead smashes Matheson's face off of it! Brooklyn rolls Matheson halfway into the ring and then climbs up onto the apron. He walks across and jumps high in the air, dropping his leg right down across the upper chest and throat area of Matheson! Matheson holds his chest as he rolls fully into the ring and Brooklyn is the one chasing him this time. He throws Matheson into the corner and walks over to him. He sets him up on the top turnbuckle and climbs up to the second one. Brooklyn then hits a superplex on Matheson! Both men lay on the ring mat! The fans are going nuts as Brooklyn is in pain and Matheson is rolling around in agony after that superplex move!
Steve White: SUPERPLEX! BAH GAWD BROOKLYN JUST HIT IT! What a match, what a night this is!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna almost got knocked down there! Brooklyn still wants this, he still wants Matheson and dammit he just got him there, now he wants to make him pay and he wants that title back!
Steve White: Misty calling for the tag as is Jennifer and they both need it right now! What a match this is!
Both men begin to reach out to their respective corners. Brooklyn tags in Jennifer first, but almost at the same time, Matheson slaps the hand of Misty. The crowd cheers as Misty enters the ring and levels Jennifer with a clothesline! Brooklyn just gets back up to his feet, but it taken right back down with a dropkick that sends him through the ring ropes to the outside of the ring. Jennifer is back up and runs at Misty. She catches her with a huge jumping high knee right to Misty's face, knocking her back into the corner. She then runs at Misty, but Misty dives out of the way of her attack and Jennifer hits nothing but turnbuckle. Jennifer stumbles backwards right into a spinning back kick by Misty! Brooklyn runs in but Matheson is aware and runs in as well! They charge each other but Brooklyn sends Matheson flying with a huge knee! Brooklyn grabs Matheson by the hair and tosses him out of the ring to the floor! Brooklyn turns around and Misty Vega dropkicks him out of the ring! The fans are going nuts! Misty Vega turns around and Jennifer boots Misty in the gut then pulls her in for a Jennplex but Misty pushes off of her and hits Jennifer with the Mist Effect! The fans go nuts as Misty covers Jennifer!
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Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… One half of the Tag Team Champions Misty Vega and the Hardcore Champion… Matheson!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna counts the three on Jennifer and Misty and Matheson pick up a huge win! What a contest that was! Loved it!
Steve White: That whole thing was so close!
Misty doesn’t get a second to celebrate! Joanna turns her around and boots her leg out! Misty falls to her knee and cries out in pain! The fans go nuts with cheers as Joanna backs up and bounces off of the ropes, hitting Misty with a Shinning Wizard! The fans go nuts as Misty is out on the mat. Joanna looks around at the cheering fans!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Joanna Rissi strikes at Misty Vega and takes her out! The rivalry between the tag team champs is not over! Not by a long shot!!
Joanna makes her way back up the ramp as the fans go nuts. We fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen this following main event contest is set for one fall!
The opening of 'Cloud City' hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the baracade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First... One half of the Tag Team Champions… Joanna Rissi!
The Lights inside the arena dim and 'Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy' performed by TaTa Young; the theme of Aubree Celeste blasts over the PA System. The 'HOTMESS' makes her way through the black curtain as the crowd cheers. She raises her hands into the air then points around the arena. As they continue to cheer. As she makes her way down the ramp, she begins to shake the fans hands, before sliding into the ring. As she runs towards the turnbuckle hopping onto the middle pointing out to the fans as they cheer for her, her theme fades out as she jumps down into the ring.
Illa Isabella: And next... Her opponent... She is the EHWF Champion... Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Aubree Celeste vs. Joanna Rissi
The bell sounds and Aubree and Joanna circle each other in the center of the ring! They lock up and Aubree lifts Joanna up with great strength and plants her down with a big scoopslam! Aubree picks Joanna up again and rams her into the corner hard! The fans are all on their feet as Joanna gets up! Joanna locks up with Aubree once more and gets Aubree in an armhold as she overpowers her again! Joanna turns it into a chicken wing with great technical ability but Aubree backs through and gets Joanna in a chicken wing of her own until Joanna twists out of it and gets Aubree in a headlock! The fans are going nuts as Aubree powers out into a big elbow to Joanna’s head! Aubree grapples Joanna but Joanna instantly gets out of it into a wristlock which Aubree counters by getting Joanna in a headlock! They switch up and down so fast as Joanna drops to the mat and kicks back up, taking Aubree’s leg out then kneeing her in the chest! Blaise watches the action carefully.
Steve White: What an incredible match up! Both of these women are very skilled and very quick when it comes to technical ability but their styles in the ring are very different which will make it hard in the ring for these two to scout each other. It seems like neither can get anything over the other right now!
Chuck Thompson: Blaise is really watching both of them carefully but her attention is on Aubree as Blaise is looking to take that title from her the second she gets the opportunity! Honestly, I’m just happy I get to see 3 ridiculously HOT women in front of me right now!
The fans are going wild with cheers as Joanna lifts Aubree off of her and plants her on the mat hard with a flip bottom! Joanna tries to get Aubree in a figure four leg lock on the mat but Aubree kicks her off of her into the corner as Aubree gets up! Aubree ducks a swing from Joanna and comes back, hitting a spinning kick into Joanna's midsection! Joanna fires a right hand back at Aubree and the two distance themselves until they come back to the center! Aubree boots Joanna again and hits her with a spinning backfist! Joanna stumbles back and Aubree runs at her! Joanna ducks it and then spins around and elbows Aubree in the face! Joanna goes to charge but Aubree hits her with a sunset flip cover! Blaise goes down and counts!
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Aubree gets up, arguing with Blaise that it was three but Blaise tells her it wasn’t. They begin to argue and get in each others faces as the fans cheer! Blaise sees Joanna getting up behind Aubree and takes more of Aubree’s attention! Joanna rolls Aubree up!
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Steve White: Aubree pulling out some big moves but Joanna kicks out! Aubree and Blaise having a heated moment there and Joanna uses it to almost get the win! Was that Blaise’s intention?!
Chuck Thompson: I think it was… I don’t think Blaise is trying to take down Aubree or anything tonight but she is really trying to get in her head right now and that can be just as effective!
Joanna gets up but Aubree hits Joanna with some big knees to the side and whips her against the ropes! Joanna comes back and takes Aubree down with a flying forearm to Aubree! Aubree is down in pain and Joanna kicks back up! Joanna bounces off of the ropes again but this time Aubree is up and catches her, hitting Joanna with a big tilt a whirl backbreaker onto her knee with amazing strength! The fans go nuts as Aubree runs up and gets on the top rope then springs off! Joanna raises her leg and Aubree falls right on it! Aubree moves around, coughing and spluttering in pain as the fans go BERSERK! Joanna runs up and hits Aubree with a crossbody! Blaise quickly gets down and counts!
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Steve White: Aubree almost loses it there! Aubree just got rocked by Joanna, perhaps she shouldn’t underestimate her because Joanna is really taking it to our EHWF Champion right now!
Chuck Thompson: Steve, Aubree knows that she can’t suffer another loss here tonight! It’s as good as over is she loses another match as champ, she has to fight harder!
Aubree gets up as the ref gives Joanna some time. They come back in as the ref calls to ‘fight’ and they lock up! Aubree knees Joanna in the midsection then whips her into the corner! Joanna hits the corner hard but is able to raise her boot into Aubree’s face when she runs at her! Joanna gets some time and jumps up, trying for the Celestial Shot but misses! Aubree fires a roundhouse but Joanna ducks it! Blaise seems to be getting closer to the action and it puts Aubree off! It puts Aubree off long enough for Joanna to get a big right hand in on Aubree then a spinning kick to Aubree’s mid section! Joanna snaps another kick to Aubree’s leg and she’s hurt! Aubree desperately lunges at Joanna and shoves her into the corner!
Steve White: Aubree is losing control!
Chuck Thompson: Blaise still with those big mind games right now!
Aubree runs at Joanna but Joanna jumps up and Aubree runs into Joanna’s boot! Aubree stumbles around and spits out some blood on the mat, as she’s groggy! Joanna jumps up to the top rope and the fans go nuts! Joanna lines Aubree up as she turns around and leaps off the top rope to her! Aubree catches Joanna out of nowhere and holds her up using her great strength! Aubree presses Joanna up and plants her with the Goddess Slam! The fans go nuts and Blaise reluctantly counts as Aubree covers and smirks!
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Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… The EHWF Champion… Aubree Celeste!
Joanna gets up and looks at Blaise and Aubree who come face to face with each other in the ring. The fans go nuts as they thing something is going to go down… Just then, Michael Rissi’s music hits and the fans go WILD! The 3 women in the ring are all distracted as they look out at Rissi on the stage.
Michael Rissi: A truly great match but I’m sorry to say, there was an ulterior motive hidden in this one… See there are happenings in EHWF at the moment… BIG happenings and even bigger changes!
Steve White: What’s Rissi talking about?! What changes?
Michael Rissi: You would have seen guys like… Joshua Samson – that little runt and the Samson Family and even Brandon Bash questioning EHWF and my leadership… even though I own the fucking company! I even had Rose do something behind my back this week to fuck up – I’m not sure what it is, they tell me it’s bad but I’m sure she deserved her suspension…
Steve White: What does Rissi mean by changes in EHWF though?
Michael Rissi: All this undermining of EHWF and my leadership and the Rissi Families leadership got everyone thinking… No one really wants to listen to Bash or Samson or the Samson Family but they make it so damn hard to block them out…
The fans laugh but everyone is still confused.
Michael Rissi: I thought… Well if these guys keep wanting to try and oust me as leader, keep wanting to take over and keep wanting to make EHWF theirs, then they can try… as a matter of fact, I’ll help them by giving them the next best thing… See, it’s all profit to me anyway, plus I get to embarrass them in front of the world…
Steve White: What’s he talking about?
Michael Rissi: If they want EHWF so bad then fine… run it… as of next week EHWF is going to host a Draft and EHWF will be splitting into two Saturday Night shows! The Rissi Family will still own EHWF but I’ll run Mayhem with my management team and one of the nuffies will be appointed GM of Anarchy which they’ll run!
The fans go BERSERK with cheers! They go nuts and Rissi nods as the girls all look at each other in the ring. The fans are on their feet and Rissi can’t get another word in over the cheers!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME!! THIS IS AWESOME!!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Another show! Another brand entirely! Rissi is bringing back Anarchy!?
Chuck Thompson: And he’s gonna let his enemies run it?! Why!?
The fans eventually quiet down.
Michael Rissi: The way I see it is it’s going to be me vs. them… They want to run EHWF so bad? Fine, lets see who does a better job! We know that none of the guys trying to kick me out of my own company could last long so lets give ‘em a shot and watch them fail shall we?
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME!! THIS IS AWESOME!!
Michael Rissi: First… During the week on EHWF.com we will see who YOU the fans want as the new General Manager of Anarchy… Then next week we go straight into it… We’re going to hold an EHWF PPV… A special event I am dubbing… Come At Me Bro: Draft Day! It’s going to be one explosive night, with myself an the elected Anarchy General Manager drafting our respective rosters with an action packed night full of great matches and title defences!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! And now a Pay Per View up next to decide all of this and host the draft! EHWF really is in a period of change!?
Chuck Thompson: Come At Me Bro ready to be hosted next week where the draft will be underway! This is all moving so quick!
Michael Rissi: EVERYONE is up for grabs in the draft! Superstars, Champions, Managers, Tag Teams, even announcers and interviewers! I know that tonight is over but I suggest to all of you here and all of your watching at home tonight to get onto EHWF.com and the EHWF Network and start voting for who YOU want to see go up against me and Mayhem as the Anarchy General Manager… then go and get ready to watch Come At Me Bro: Draft Day, live on Pay Per View!
The fans go NUTS as Rissi drops the mic on the stage and waves out to the fans! Rissi leaves the stage as we pan through the arena at the screaming fans as Mayhem and Anarchy logos hit the tron!
Steve White: Well ladies and gents that’s all we have time for! I’m not 100% sure what just happened! It all went down so damn quick! I guess next week is EHWF Draft Day at Come At Me Bro!? It’s been a great night ladies and gents, we’ll see you next week for sure! Don’t miss it! Good night and be safe!
We see the confused women in the ring, all at separate corners now as we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.