Post by EHWF Management on May 23, 2017 8:09:45 GMT -5
“Hate Me Now” by Nas featuring Puff Daddy blares throughout the arena as a very dapper suited Joshua Samson walks out to the top of the ramp. There is an uproar of jeers throughout the crowd. Samson raises an eyebrow and chuckles upon hearing the disdain from the audience.
Alexander Corvis: We welcome you to the first episode of the new Anarchy and here comes quite possibly the most hated man in EHWF history!
Alexandria Kendrick: And that's saying a lot since we have had quite a few people that have been hated! But he’s our boss, so you won’t hear anything bad outta me about him!
Samson makes his way down the rampway and enters the ring. Patricia Downs reaches through the ropes to pass him a microphone.
Joshua Samson: Yes, yes, boo me. Not like I’m not used to that crap by now.
If it is possible the mass of human life within the Toronto Memorial Arena explode in what seems like even louder jeers than before. Smirking, Samson looks out at the sea of people, allowing them a few moments to express their collective feelings.
Joshua Samson: Thank you, thank you, yes I’m the Bad Guy….I tell you people that every time I come out here. But for once, this time, this isn’t entirely about me. You Canadian bacon eating plebs have assembled in this arena because of this….
As the official theme song of Anarchy cranks throughout the Toronto Memorial Arena, the roster of Anarchy begin to file out from backstage to stand on the entranceway ramp. Eli Sykes, Mazzio, Bill Ryder, Austin Reynolds, and Astrid Sedin lead the way. The Misfit, Chris and Ella Dunn, Lord Raab, and Samuel McPherson soon follow. Jackson Williams, Jaguar De Oro, Eric Smith, Jessica Roberts, Brandon Bash, Dean Tyler, and Jinx close out the group.
Alexander Corvis: The entire Anarchy roster is out on the stage for the re-debut!
Alexandria Kendrick: That’s ALOT of explosive elements gathered together! Hopefully they can hold it all in until they’re in the ring with each other!
Joshua Samson: It isn’t me but it’s those sixteen Anarchists gathered up there that make up Anarchy! It is those seventeen Anarchists that will make Anarchy the number one show within EHWF! No matter the hatred, no matter the lifelong blood feuds, and no matter how old or young our talent is we will be the driving force not only in EHWF but in the wrestling business as a whole!
There is a small smatter of cheers from the crowd with even the Anarchy roster nodding their heads in agreement with that their new boss has stated.
Alexandria Kendrick: Now those are words I can get behind. I think having Mister Samson around is going to be a very, very good thing!
Alexander Corvis: They’re just words, Alexandria. Let’s hold any judgement for our new General Manager for a few more broadcasts.
Joshua Samson: Anarchist, accept your applause and then you may take your leave in order to finish up any last minute preparations before you guys put on the best wrestling program in the world today!
Crowd: ANARCHY! ANARCHY! ANARCHY!
The roster acknowledges the cheers from the Toronto crowd before making their way backstage.
Joshua Samson: June Fourth, Two Thousand and Twelve. Five years ago. Do you remember where you were that date? Do you remember what you were watching? Well I was back at my second home in Kowloon, Hong Kong prepping for a GroundZero Wrestling 2K1 Crimson show in a few days after the date. I was actually in my hotel room at the Crowne Plaza and turned on the television to see a company calling itself Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation…
The crowd cheap pops at the mentioning of the name.
Joshua Samson: ...debuting the Monday Night Anarchy show right from Philips Arena in Atlanta, Georgia! The part of Joshua Samson, Esquire, General Manager Extraordinaire, was being played by a guy named Armando Cortez at the time. Whatever happen to him anyway? As a matter of fact, what happen to anybody that was associated with Anarchy back then? I mean, we do welcome back Alexander Corvis as the straight man on the commentary team.
Crowd: Welcome back, Alex! *ClapClapCLAPCLAPLAP*
A blushing Corvis stands from his seat at the commentators’ table to give the cheering fans that remember him a smile and a wave.
Joshua Samson: Alright, ACDC, this isn’t about your return but Anarchy’s….have a seat. Another person that is still around, making bad decisions, from those days is none other than Mikey Rissi himself. Back then in Two Thousand Twelve, Mikey wasn’t the Don of all Dons, head honcho of the company….no, no Mikey squirreled his way into the GM position of this very show. I bet you that’s something Scorpion regrets in hindsight.
Samson begins to slowly pace around the center of the ring.
Joshua Samson: Now Mikey calls all the shots for EHWF. He’s the big bad CEO that has the audacity to think that his favored brand of the company is going to somehow defeat us...Anarchy...me in the ratings. He is going to purposely abuse his power to throw a monkey wrench in this machine that we have restarted. That’s how petty Mikey is. Petty, petty, petty. He doesn’t want ANY of us to succeed because of his enormous goddamn ego! Since I have been here, I have come to Mikey time and time again with original ideas….ideas that will take the same ol’ same ol’ things that he has always done for this company into the next level of professional wrestling. Do you think he has listened to me?
Samson lowers the mic and mockingly cups his hand around his right ear to listen to the crowd.
Joshua Samson: Of course he hasn’t goddamn it! It took a social media campaign to get him to even think about making me the General Manager Extraordinaire and the guy didn’t even just come right out and appoint me in the position. You people wouldn’t believe the closed door meetings Mikey and I have had…
He shakes his head.
Joshua Samson: But enough about all that...the only thing going forward dealing with Mikey Rissi is how Anarchy is going to beat the goddamn brakes off of Mayhem in the ratings! Enjoy the show, plebs!
The crowd explodes in cheers! “Superhero” blasts through the arena as Samson makes his way out of the ring to head to the back.
Alexander Corvis: As much as I have a strong dislike for the new boss, I must say that he has really inspired me to make sure I do my part to make Anarchy the best brand in EHWF!
Alexandria Kendrick: It’s about time you got on the bandwagon, Alex.
Alexander Corvis: We’ll be right back after this commercial break.
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We come back to the ring where Patricia is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL!
The opening sounds of Skillet's 'Not Gonna Die' hits the PA as smoke machines fill the entrance tunnel with smoke, and a bright light shines through it, illuminating a silhouette inside, walking out onto the stage. As the guitars set in, out of the smoke, dressed in his ring gear, a black leather trench coat, black gloves and sunglasses steps Austin Reynolds, who drops to a kneel, fist to the floor at the top of the ramp. As soon as the vocals start, he rises to his feet, arms spread wide.
##Death surrounds
My heartbeat’s slowing down
I won’t take this world’s abuse
I won’t give up, I refuse!##
Reynolds begins heading down the ramp, jawing at fans alongside the entrance way the whole way, occasionally cocking a hand back as if to backhand those he deems as having been too grabby.
##This is how it feels when you’re bent and broken
This is how it feels when your dignity’s stolen
When everything you love is leaving
You hold on to what you believe in!##
He stops in his tracks midway down the ramp, and raises a hand to point at the ring with a finger gun, smirking.
##The last thing I heard was you whispering goodbye...
And then I heard you flat line!!!##
He makes like he shoots the ring and breaks into a run to ringside, sliding under the bottom rope in full stride.
##No, not gonna die tonight
We're gonna stand and fight forever
(Don’t close your eyes)
No, not gonna die tonight
We're gonna fight for us together
No, we’re not gonna die tonight!!!##
He jumps onto the middle turnbuckle, looking out over the crowd, spreading his arms again, surveying the crowd, and running his mouth the whole time.
##Break their hold
'Cause I won’t be controlled
They can’t keep their chains on me
When the truth has set me free
This is how it feels when you take your life back
This is how it feels when you finally fight back
When life pushes me I push harder
What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger!##
He jumps back off of the turnbuckle, landing in a kneeling crouch of a pose like some kind of comic book character.
##The last thing I heard was you whispering goodbye...
And then I heard you flat line!!!##
He jumps back to his feet, shrugging off his coat to let it fall to the mat in one smooth motion.
##No, not gonna die tonight
We’re gonna stand and fight forever
(Don’t close your eyes)
No, not gonna die tonight
We're gonna fight for us together
No, we’re not gonna die tonight!##
His theatrics apparently done, he drops back into the turnbuckle again, lounging back in it lazily, as he takes off his sunglasses and flicks them out of the ring flippantly.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... representing Bulletproof of the Samson Family… he is the 21st Century Renegade... Austin Reynolds
Alexander Corvis: This man is making his solo match debut tonight and has quickly become one of the most anticipated Extremist in EHWF! Add to the fact that Reynolds is a part of the Samson Family, the sky's the limit for him.
Alexandria Kendrick: He's going to be one hell of a challenge for Jessica Roberts! She already has faced and lost to one Bulletproof member, Astrid Sedin, in both their debuts a few weeks ago.
With Mama Said Knock You Out playing in the background Jessie walks out onto the stage and starts to bounce around trying to get loose. She waited for a few moments before she walked down and slaps hands with a few fans as she does this before she stops at the steps slapping the top of them before getting in the ring. She then get in and bounces around then if she is out on her own look at the enterance waiting for her opponents or if others are in the ring she looks on at them.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent... she is the Hawkeye Warrior... Jessica Roberts!
Alexander Corvis: This is one hell of an opportunity for this young lady...
Alexandria Kendrick: And believe me, I don't have a doubt in my mind that she'll try to make the most of it!
Alexander Corvis: But will she manage to win?
Alexandria Kendrick: Let's not get crazy...
The referee looks at both wrestlers to make sure they're ready. Both wrestlers nod their heads. He then calls for the bell.
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Austin Reynolds vs. Jessica Roberts
Austin slowly circles around the ring and waits for the perfect moment to strike, Jessica Roberts instead deciding to put her speed on full display. This continues for a few moments longer, Jessica finally deciding to step forward and trying to get things started. She immediately blasts Austin in the mouth with a forearm smash and then a spinning backfist!
Austin stumbles from the impact. Jessica uses the opening she's given herself to deliver a few quick kicks to Austin's ribs. Austin tries to cover up as Jessica smirks. She steps back and winds up a huge kick to deliver to Austin's head. Unfortunately for her, Austin steps forward and instead sends Jessica crashing to the mat with a clothesline!
The Hawkeye Warrior pulls herself back up to her feet. The Renegade begins to wear her down with a series of strikes until Jessica is back against the ropes. Austin grins and delivers a huge chop that echoes throughout the arena.
Crowd: WHOOO!
Alexandria Kendrick: That's a chop that Dick Blair would be jealous of!
Austin delivers a second chop that is just as loud as the first one.
Crowd: WHOOO!
Austin then pulls Jessica away from the ropes and drags her over toward the center of the ring. He pauses for a moment before hoisting Jessica into the air and slamming her down to the mat with a vertical suplex!
Jessica rolls over toward the ropes and uses them to pull herself back up to her feet. Austin charges. Jessica responds by getting a foot in the air and kicking Austin in the mouth--the impact of the kick sending her stumbling back. Jessica immediately puts her speed on display once again by running at Austin. Reynolds steps forward and lifts Jessica into the air to set her up for a slam--only to have Jessica reverse the attempt and deliver a headscissors takedown! Austin tries to pull himself back up to his feet, but Jessica charges at him and delivers a running dropkick! She hooks the leg.
1…
2...
Austin kicks out!
Alexander Corvis: Roberts is definitely giving her all in this one!
Jessica tries to create a bit of space between herself and Austin. Reynolds slowly pulls himself back up to his feet as Jessica steps out onto the apron. She waits until Austin is standing before launching herself into the ring for a springboard crossbody! She hooks the leg upon hitting the mat.
1...
2...
Austin gets his shoulder up again!
Alexander Corvis: This is what Jessica Roberts needs to do if she's going to win! This is the kind of effort that she needs to be giving!
Alexandria Kendrick: It's also the kind of effort that she needs to KEEP giving! That's the real challenge here!
Austin slowly starts to pull himself back up to his feet, the fans starting to show a bit of support for Jessica. She smiles and waits until Austin is almost back on his feet. Once he's standing, she charges at him and leaps into the air, trying to get him planted on the mat with a tornado DDT! Austin catches her in the air and tosses Jessica down to the mat. She quickly pulls herself back up to her feet and bounces off of the ropes. Before she can manage to do anything to Austin on the rebound, he steps forward and lifts her into the air, slamming Jessica to the mat with a spinebuster! He hooks the leg and goes for the cover.
1...
2...
KICK OUT!
Alexander Corvis: Perfectly timed spinebuster there from Reynolds!
Alexandria Kendrick: And a nice bit of toughness from Roberts!
Austin grabs Jessica and uses a few right hands to try and wear her down. He then spins Jessica around and sets her up for a sit-out neckbreaker! Before he can drop to the mat, Jessica spins out of his grasp. He turns around to face her to try and keep control of the situation, only to have Jessica leap into the air and hit Austin in the back of the head with an enziguri! The impact causes Austin to stumble around. Jessica grabs him and rolls him.
1...
2...
KICK OUT!
Alexander Corvis: My goodness, that was extremely close!
Alexandria Kendrick: Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades!
Austin pulls himself back up to his feet. Jessica Roberts lines herself up with him and waits for him to stand. Once Austin is up, Jessica rushes forward and tries to hit him with Lose Some Teeth (superkick)! Austin ducks out of the way, and when Jessica crashes to the mat, he almost immediately tries to grab hold of her so that he can lock in a crossface!
Jessica fights to keep Austin from locking in the hold by crawling over to the ropes and grabbing hold of them for dear life. The referee forces Austin to take a step back, which he does without much hesitation.
Alexander Corvis: That was a nice little exchange right there! Both of these two are definitely trying to win this match!
Alexandria Kendrick: You would hope that these two are trying to win this match...
Austin waits until Jessica is standing before charging at her and hitting her with a jumping knee shot that knocks her out onto the apron. Austin waits until Jessica is standing before rushing at her once again. Jessica reaches over the ropes and grabs Austin at the last second--causing the ropes to snap back and send Austin to the mat!
Alexander Corvis: Very ring savvy move by Roberts!
Alexandria Kendrick: More like a desperation move by Roberts!
Austin tries to pull himself back up to his feet as Jessica steadies herself and waits for the Bulletproof Renegade to reach his feet. Once he's standing, Jessica springboards into the ring and tries to hit him with a springboard clothesline. Austin steps out of the way at the last possible second. Jessica crashes to the mat and tries to hurry back up to her feet--only to have Austin pick her up and deliver his Final Flash (fireman’s carry backbreaker)!
Alexandria Kendrick: Put a fork in Jessica cause she’s done after that!
Austin smirks before hooking the leg.
1…
2…
3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs:The winner of this match...Austin Reynolds!!
Alexander Corvis: That was an exciting back and forth match, but in the end...Austin Reynolds wins it!
Alexandria Kendrick: That's not really a surprise, but you have to respect the effort that Jessica just gave!
Jessica pulls herself back up to her feet with a look of pure disappointment on her face. Austin stands in the ring and continues to celebrate his victory. Jessica goes to exit the ring but Austin stops her and extends a hand for Jessica to shake, talking to her about how proud he is of the effort that she gave. Jessica pauses for a moment and seems to hesitate before accepting Austin's handshake much to the delight of the fans!
Alexander Corvis: And you have to love the show of sportsmanship between these two.
While the two continue to shake hands, Astrid Sedin, steel chair in hand, runs into the ring. She waits behind the unsuspecting Jessica with a smirk on her face. Once the handshake ends and Jessica turns to leave the victor of the match alone in the ring, Astrid charges and BLASTS Jessica with the chair! Jessica drops to the mat and the fans are left in silence.
Alexandria Kendrick: You were saying...?
Astrid stands over Jessica and glares down at her, asking her if she REALLY wants a some more of her.
Alexander Corvis: That was just despicable! Reynolds clearly lulled Roberts into a false sense of security in order for his Bulletproof partner, Astrid Sedin, to come out and attack her.
Alexandria Kendrick: I bet Jessica won’t run her mouth anymore about Astrid after that!
Astrid continues to yell back at Jessica as Austin, laughing the entire time, drags his Bulletproof partner up the ramp. We fade out backstage.
The enormous six foot eleven three hundred and seventy seven pound form of The Mongrel opens up the scene backstage in front of the office door of General Manager Joshua Samson, Esq. Dressed in his newly released Samson Family Mongrel promotional shirt, the big man doesn’t bother knocking but instead barges in. A shocked Samson looks up from the paperwork on his desk.
Joshua Samson: Mongrel, what’s up, buddy? When did you get here? I didn’t see you out on the stage at the top of the show when---
The Mongrel: Quiet, Joshua. The only words I need to hear spoken from your mouth are “Yes, Mongrel.”
A surprised Samson leans back in his chair, clearly knowing that the man in front of him was all business.
The Mongrel: The incident at Come At Me Bro pay-per-view is a thing that isn’t to be discussed, Samson? It seems that Mister Rissi’s level of disrespect knows no bounds when it pertains to the Samson Family. He felt that he could lay his hands upon my personage and that there would be no forthcoming retribution. We cannot allow this, Joshua.
Joshua Samson: So what---
The Mongrel: Quiet, Joshua. I know that there is nothing that you can do at the present moment to satiate my thirst for revenge. What you can do is give me a match tonight? In order for Mister Rissi to see what he has awaken, it would be best served if I am placed in a match immediately.
Unsure if he should speak, the General Manager Extraordinaire nervously fiddles with the ink pen in his right hand.
The Mongrel: Now is when you say, “Yes, Mongrel”, Joshua.
Joshua Samson: Yes, Mongrel.
The man billed as The Reason Why There Is Fear On Earth gives Samson the once over before turning and walking out the door. Samson releases an audible sigh as he rubs his forehead.
Joshua Samson: It’s going to suck for someone tonight...
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We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
The crowd showed a mixed reaction the second 'Coming For The Throne' took over the sold out arena. Bill Ryder waited for the song to carry on for about twenty seconds before he decided to emerge from behind the black curtain. The former King of Bereavement slowly walked across the top of the stage, his eyes pointing directly towards the ring. The heavily bearded Ryder could be seen with a more intense image then his previous runs in EHWF. He stood at the top of the ramp while representing his vintage black and red attire that held his name and various logos. His attire matches perfectly, all the way from the black and red padded boots, to the Fox biker gloves that covered his hands. A black unzipped 'Bulletproof Born' hoodie stretched perfectly the skin of his impressive physique. He stood motionless for a few seconds, allowing himself to feed off the adrenaline from the live crowd.
(Audio)
Wake up, when you're burning inside
And everybody's gone & lost their faith in you
Wake up, when you're burning inside
And everybody's gone & lost their faith in you
The methodical Ryder extended his right hand forward, lifting his thumb and pushing his index finger forward, forming a hand made gun signal with the use of his right hand. He then retreated his index finger from pointing towards the ring, to it now being pointed to the side of his head. He smirked, pulling the trigger and sending a violent chill throughout the arena.
He never once increased his pace towards the ring. He ignored the arrogant fans around him, as he slowly stepped past them as if they weren't there. He slowly walked up the steps, taking a few steps across the apron, before entering the ring.
(Audio)
Wake up, you better open your eyes
Look around 'cause there's so much love to loose
Wake up, you better open your eyes
Look around 'cause there's so much love to loose
He stepped to the center of the ring and looked out into the sea of fans who surrounded him. He then extended both hands forward, while displaying the same gun symbol now with both hands. He pointed both hands towards the crowd, who continued to show their disapproval for this new side of the man who once was viewed as one of their favorites.
(Audio)
(Whoa) Heavy is the heart of the one who walks alone
(Whoa) Let 'em know that you're coming for the throne
(Whoa) Heavy is the heart of the one who walks alone
(Whoa) Let 'em know that you're coming for the throne
Bang!
He then dropped down to both knees, as he lifted his head upward and towards the rafters above the ring. He stretched his arms outward, as if he was a man praying to be sacrificed to the God's above. He stayed like this for a few seconds before lowering his head, and sliding over towards the nearest corner where he would take a seat on the mat, and await for the pre-match ceremonies to begin.
(Audio)
I'm coming for the throne
I'm coming for the throne
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, he is the leader of Bulletproof….representing the Samson Family….he is the Prince of Anarchy… Bill Ryder!
Alexander Corvis: Bill Ryder looking to make a statement tonight in order to cement his self appointed moniker of Prince of Anarchy!
The song Behind You by Shyko starts to blast through out the PA system. When the lead singer starts to sing, the man in the fed as "The Lunatic Psycho" Dean Tyler starts to come on out and he evilily smiles while seen coming on out to the ring with a switchblade in his right hand. He trash talks to the fans who's seeing booing him but he doesn't really care. He gets inside of the ring and trash talking about what he wants to do to his soon to be fallen challenger while holding on to his great switchblade and Devilishly smiling.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent he is the Lunatic Psycho… Dean Tyler
Alexandria Kendrick: When in the hell did this guy get hired again?!
Alexander Corvis: I don’t believe he was ever fired, Alexandria.
Alexandria Kendrick: Well after Bill beats him from pillar to post he’s going to wish he had been fired!
Before the scheduled match between Bill Ryder and Dean Tyler could officially begin, the hooded 'Prince of Anarchy' had other plans. The leader of Bulletproof motioned for a microphone from one of the useless faces that roamed on the outside of the ring. His demands were quickly answered by one of the crew workers who had been standing by the time keepers table. He watched the pathetic peasant fetch the microphone as quickly as possible, retrieving it back and into the waiting hand of Bill Ryder. He circled his way back towards the center of the ring, while the Canadian crowd showed their lack of respect for him, by showering the arena with negative energy towards him.
Crowd: You suck, Ryder! *ClapClapCLAPCLAPCLAP*
Alexander Corvis: What in the hell is he doing with a microphone? I had to delete him from my Twitter account last weekend!
Alexandria Kendrick: How are you speak in vain of the Prince of Anarchy! Bill Ryder doesn't settle for second best and Joshua Samson has some explaining to do for picking Eli Sykes first overall in the EHWF Brand Draft.
Alexander Corvis: Eli Sykes is the longest reigning EHWF Champion in history! Eli Sykes is a two time Superstar of the Year and EHWF Hall of Famer. What in the hell has Bill Ryder done in the past three years?
He slowly raised the microphone towards his lips; while successfully tuning out the crowd noise that was losing steam in the background.
Bill Ryder: I would think you people would show a little more respect towards someone like me, but then again we are in Canada, and you people wouldn't recognize value, even if it smacked you in the face.
The crowd continues to show their hatred towards him, as they continue to boo the American blooded Ryder.
Bill Ryder: I didn't come out here to waste my time on you pathetic people. I came out here to address something that happened two weeks ago at the Come At Me Bro Pay Per View! I came out here to address the elephant in the room and the situation regarding Joshua Samson's decision to pick Eli Sykes, not only over his number one client, but over the entire Samson Family.
Crowd: Eli Sykes! Eli Sykes! Eli Sykes!
Bill Ryder: So typical of you Canadians to embrace a man who hasn't wrestled in over half a year. While Eli Sykes was sitting at home collecting his unemployment checks, it was me who picked up the slack and carried this company on my back. Eli Sykes doesn't deserve to be drafted number one overall to Anarchy or Mayhem. If you people want the truth, Eli doesn't deserve the opportunity not only to be drafted first, but to be drafted period. The only news Eli Sykes should be receiving from the Extreme Hardwore Wrestling Federation should be his release papers in the mail. But instead, we continue to reward someone who hasn't been active in six months, by drafting him ahead of thirty two people who deserve that spot more than he does.
Alexandria Kendrick: I will have to admit that Bill Ryder has a strong point here tonight. I actually have to agree with him on everything he just mentioned.
Bill Ryder: But that's enough about that piece of shit, Eli Sykes. I'm not going to allow someone like Eli Sykes to ruin my first official appearance on Anarchy. I want you all to take a look around and embrace the new face of Anarchy. I want each and every one of you to bend at the knee and bow your heads, to the newly crowned Prince of Anarchy, Bill Fucking Ryder. You people will no longer have to sit back and allow people like Rissi to spoon feed his favorite children. Joshua Samson will bring a much needed change that this company lacked under the Rissi thumb.
Alexandria Kendrick: It's no secret that Bill Ryder took a risk by accepting Joshua Samson as his partner, but the fact that Joshua Samson was able to land the Anarchy General Manager position, and then draft Bill Ryder, Austin Reynolds, and Astrid Sedin, who are all members of the Bulletproof Samson Family. It looks like the reward outweighed the risk in the end for The Samson Family.
Alexander Corvis: Bill Ryder is the last person who should coming out here and talking about favortism! Joshua Samson is going to turn Anarchy into a joke by allowing these three to do whatever they want. I wouldn't be surprised if Joshua Samson walked out here and stripped everyone of their championships, and then handing them over to every member of the Samson Family. He did it once before!
Crowd: Rissi! Rissi! Rissi!
Bill Ryder: I want to let you people in on a little secret. I was the one who went to Joshua Samson and asked for him to draft Eli Sykes first overall to Anarchy. Did anyone actually think that Michael Rissi would allow his favorite, little Blaisey, to just walk away with the EHWF Championship? But, why in the world would I ask Samson to draft Eli Sykes, the man who single handedly dominated this company for the past two years, becoming it's longest reigning EHWF Champion of all time.
His words have faded quickly, being overshadowed by the venomous lips of a now smiling Bill Ryder.
Bill Ryder: Remember when we all had to sit through all those painful matches between Blaise and Eli Sykes? Michael Rissi shoved this rivalry down our throats for nearly two years. Did you think Michael Rissi cared about what the rest of the locker room thought or deserved? Ask the people he allowed to walk out that door without a single care in the world who they were, or how much money they brought in, because none of them were you, Blaise.
I couldn't allow Michael Rissi the chance to draft both Eli Sykes and Blaise to Mayhem. I saved you, the fans, another year of watching the same two people stealing the spotlight and stealing our well deserved opportunities and money. Michael Rissi will no longer be able to use this feud as a way to generate high ratings. People will become bored of seeing Blaise being hand fed weak competition each week and they will quickly switch the channel to a more competitive show. A show led by a man who values his entire roster and will make people earn their opportunities. No one on Anarchy will be handed anything and that includes the Samson Family.
He raised his head a bit higher, as his eyes narrowed in on the camera standing directly in front of him. He licked his lips, and chose his words wisely.
Bill Ryder: You're looking at the Prince of Anarchy, and the man who will soon emerge as this companies face, leader, and champion. Anarchy is the home of Bill Ryder and the Samson Family. This is our Kingdom, and there's absolutely no one on this roster who will be able to take that away from us. Welcome to Anarchy, the house that Joshua Samson built!
He lowered his microphone, as he slowly paced to the far side of the ring, where he would hand the official his mic. He then waited for the official to ring the bell.
Alexander Corvis: Ryder with the strong words and making a statement that he and his Samson Family rule the roost!
Alexandria Kendrick: There is no denying that Bill is bubbling with confidence. Honestly if I wasa part of the Samson Family I would too right now!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Bill Ryder vs. Dean Tyler
Tyler steps forward and Ryder comes running, looking for a clothesline, but Tyler ducks and chops Ryder across the chest!
Crowd: WHOO!
Tyler immediately unleashes a fury of right hands, backing Ryder up against the ropes! The referee signals for Tyler to back up, and he does, allowing Ryder to regain his composure. Ryder charges at Dean who throws him over his head with a back body drop! Ryder scrambles back to his feet against the ropes. Dean rushes and clotheslines him over the top rope to the outside!
Dean climbs to the top rope and waits for Ryder to get to his feet. Once he does, Dean dives off and drills Ryder with a back elbow! The fans cheer as Tyler gets back to his feet and lifts Ryder to his, before rolling him back into the ring.
Alexander Corvis: Tyler starting off this match clearly looking to do some damage to Ryder!
Alexandria Kendrick: And it looks like he’s succeeding...so far!
Tyler slides underneath the ropes and into the ring. Everyone’s attention is drawn to the top of the rampway as Astrid Sedin walks out.
Alexander Corvis: Now what in the hell is she doing out here again? Sedin needs to be banned from ringside!
Alexandria Kendrick: She hasn’t even did anything. Stop being such a Negative Nancy, Alex!
Astrid makes it down to ringside and looks on. In the ring, Ryder gets to his knees and Tyler eyes him. He steps forward, looking to hit Ryder with a superkick, but Ryder quickly drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Dean dives out of the ring, following Ryder. Before Tyler can grab him, Astrid steps in front of Tyler. He stares at her furiously, but before he can do anything, Astrid side steps and allows Ryder to drill Tyler with a Ryde Of Your Life (superkick)!
Alexander Corvis: This is why Sedin should be banned?! Her blatant interference shouldn’t be tolerated!
Alexandria Kendrick: Actually what did she really do?
Ryder lifts Tyler up and then throws him shoulder-first into the steel steps! The referee continues the ring out count, now at a three. Ryder brings a hurt Tyler to his feet and then rolls him in the ring. Ryder climbs to the top rope and then dives off, crashing down on Tyler’s stomach with a double foot stomp!
Crowd: OOOOOHHHH!!!!!
Alexander Corvis: That foot stomp was vicious!
Alexandria Kendrick: Dean better hope he doesn’t start coughing up blood!
Tyler pops up in a seated position, holding his stomach. Ryder shoves him back down to the mat and goes for the pin!
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2...
Dean kicks out!
Alexander Corvis: Miraculous kick out by Tyler!
Alexandria Kendrick: Some people just doesn’t know when they’re defeated...
Dean gets to his feet, hunched over. Ryder runs, bounces off the ropes, and nails him with a Avada KaDavra side kick to the face. The Bulletproof head honcho bounces off the ropes again, looking for a huge knee drop. Dean rolls out of the way and Ryder crashes to the mat on his knees!
Dean gets up to his feet as Ryder climbs to his, holding his knees. Dean runs and bounces off the ropes, executing a flying knee on Ryder! The impact sends Ryder down to the mat! Tyler tries to go for the pin but Ryder rolls out of the ring to the outside, crashing to the mat.
Alexander Corvis: Bill Ryder rolling out of the ring to avoid further damage there!
Alexandria Kendrick: Definitely a savvy veteran move!
Dean Tyler looks at him in frustration, contemplating whether or not to follow him out of the ring. After a couple of seconds, Tyler decides to exit the ring and lunge at Ryder. However, Ryder grabs him by the ring gear and flings him toward the announce table, causing Tyler to land side first into the table.
Alexandria Kendrick: Hey, you loser, watch out for my tea!
Ryder scrambles to his feet, holding his head. He runs around the steel steps and into the ring. Once Dean is back up, he follows him into the ring. However, as Dean slides in, Astrid grabs him by the leg, momentarily distracting him!
Alexander Corvis: This is getting ridiculous! Now you can’t tell me that Sedin didn’t interfere there, Alexandria?
Dean turns and scowls at Astrid before turning his attention back to Ryder. Bill runs at Tyler, trying to capitalize on the distraction. Dean ducks Ryder’s clothesline attempt and runs and bounces off the ropes. Ryder turns right around into a ¾ facelock front facebulldog!
Alexander Corvis: Dean Tyler might be on the verge of a victory here!
Alexandria Kendrick: Might be is the keyword….are the keywords!
Dean grabs Ryder by the head and drags him to his feet, looking to set him up for the Lunatic Drop (modified headlock driver)!
Alexander Corvis: This could be it!
However, Astrid hops up on the apron, trying to distract Dean! The Lunatic Psycho releases his hold on Ryder and runs over to Astrid, swinging and missing as she drops down from the apron! Dean glares at her and finally decides to leave the ring and give chase to her!
Alexandria Kendrick: What in the world is this guy doing? Fooling around with Astrid won’t get you a win here! What a loser!
Astrid dashes around the ring. Tyler pursues her. Astrid slides into the ring. Dean slides in as well, when Ryder leaps up and goes for a dropkick! However, Dean sidesteps and Ryder goes crashing down! Dean waits for Ryder to get up and then runs at him, looking to hit him with a clothesline. Ryder dodges and Tyler goes running into a kick to the face from Astrid on the outside of the ring, unbeknownst to the referee!
Alexander Corvis: OHMIGOSH! ASTRID SEDIN HAS ONCE AGAIN ALTERED THIS MATCH!
Alexandria Kendrick: What?! Astrid is just out here to support her Bulletproof teammate.
Tyler stumbles back, turning right around into another Ryde Of Your Life (superkick) from Ryder! Tyler goes down and Ryder hops on for the pin!
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3!!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner..Bill Ryder!
Alexander Corvis: Ryder picks up the win here tonight, but not without a little assist from Sedin!
Alexandria Kendrick: You don’t want to mess with Bulletproof!
Astrid gets into the ring to celebrate with her fellow Samson Family member but the Prince of Anarchy has other ideas though. He picks up the woozy Dean, gets behind him, and the locks on his Diamond City Clutch (coquina clutch) before falling back.
Alexandria Kendrick: Oh this isn’t over, Alex! Bill has just locked on his favorite submission move!
Alexander Corvis: This has gone too far! Ryder needs to be fined and possibly suspended for this!
Astrid stands vigilantly on guard. Dean squirms and tries to maintain consciousness but Ryder cinches the choke in even tighter. Once Ryder feels the body of Dean go limp, he kicks the Lunatic Psycho off of him. He stands to his feet and releases a primal scream as the show fades to a commercial.
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We come back to the match where Patricia Downs is in the ring with a mic
Patricia Downs: The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Already in the ring is a gangly 145 pound young man with a blonde ponytail wearing black and blue wrestling tights. He throws up the “hang loose” hand gesture as he nervously smiles looking at the entranceway.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, from Toronto, Canada, he is Johnny Baker!
Alexander Corvis: Well Johnny Baker is a local wrestler from here in Toronto. He performed earlier tonight in a dark match battle royale.
Alexandria Kendrick: Old Johnny Boy is getting the chance of a lifetime as he gets to face a very pissed off The Mongrel. I hope he has his will together because I don’t think he’s going to make it out of the ring alive.
Patricia Downs: Coming to the ring next… representing the Samson Family… he is the Reason Why There Is Fear On Earth… The Mongrel!
"No Rest For the Wicked" by Godsmack starts and a small boo goes through the crowd as William Saint, the Mongrel, enters the arena. He looks straight ahead, and stalks to the ring, like a lion slowly but fluidly descending to its hunting grounds. He ignores the fans.
Alexandria Kendrick: This match should be quick and painful!
Alexander Corvis: With the mood of The Mongrel I’d have to agree with you, Alexandria.
The referee briefly glances over at Johnny and then nods.
DING DING DING!
Impromptu Match: The Mongrel vs. Johnny Baker
Immediately after the bell rings, Johnny runs across the ring and BLASTS Mongrel in the mouth with a hard right hand. He follows it up with a second, and then a third. Mongrel shoves Johnny back before he can do anything else, causing the much smaller man to nearly lose his footing. Mongrel tries to use this to his advantage as he charges forward—only to get caught with a big hiptoss from Johnny!
Alexander Corvis: It can be very easy to forget because of his inexperience but Johnny Baker is no small guy.
Alexander Kendrick: But still small compared to The Mongrel!
Mongrel quickly gets to his feet and hits Johnny with a throat thrust! The impact of the blow sends Johnny stumbling. Mongrel grabs Johnny and shoots him across the ring. He steps forward and waits for Johnny to come back on the rebound. Mongrel then lifts Johnny into the air and takes a few steps before delivering a sidewalk slam! Mongrel hooks the leg and goes for the quick cover.
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2…Johnny gets the shoulder up!
Alexander Corvis: It might be in the best interest for Baker to not put up a struggle.
Alexandria Kendrick: Nah, he’s too dumb to know better.
Johnny tries to drag himself back up to his feet. Mongrel quickly closes the gap between the two of them and hits Johnny in the mouth with a back elbow shot. He follows it up with a second. Johnny stumbles back against the nearest turnbuckle and uses it to remain on his feet. Mongrel glares at Johnny before slowly stepping back to the middle of the ring.
While Johnny continues to try and hold himself upright, Mongrel charges forward and crushes Johnny against the turnbuckle! Johnny nearly falls to the mat as he pulls himself out of the corner. Mongrel puts his hands around Johnny's throat and begins to choke him. The referee immediately heads over to Mongrel to give him a warning. The warning ends up being irrelevant, however, as Mongrel lifts Johnny into the air and delivers a chokebomb that he transitions into a pin attempt.
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Johnny kicks out!
Alexander Corvis: That was a big slam, but to his credit it looks like Baker has some fight left in him! But I have to admit I do not know if I like his chances with the way that The Mongrel has been going tonight.
Alexandria Kendrick: Johnny is just stalling the inevitable…
The fans boo Mongrel as he glares down at Johnny. Mongrel wraps his right hand around Johnny's throat and brings him back up to his feet. The referee again starts to warn Mongrel. This time, however, Johnny is able to fight his way out of Mongrel's grasp! He kicks the right leg of Mongrel once and then twice! Mongrel stumbles back, giving Johnny a chance to back up and pick up some speed! Mongrel tries to cut Johnny off with a big boot! Johnny ducks underneath the attempt and continues to run, bouncing off of the ropes and taking the right knee of Mongrel out with a chop block! Mongrel tries to recover, but can't before Johnny grabs hold of him and snaps off a DDT! The fans explode with cheers. Johnny goes for the cover.
1…Mongrel forcibly powers out!
Alexander Corvis: Baker is starting to gain a bit of momentum!
Alexandria Kendrick: But can he KEEP that momentum?!
Johnny pops back up to his feet. Mongrel pulls himself back up to his feet. Sensing the perfect opportunity to strike, Johnny runs forward and catches Mongrel with a hard knee to the head! Mongrel falls to the mat from the impact and once again tries to pull himself back up to his feet. Johnny grabs Mongrel so that he can set him up for powerbomb!
Alexandria Kendrick: Is this young punk going to try to hit The Mongrel with a powerbomb?!
Alexander Corvis: Johnny on the verge of defeating The Mongrel here at the re-debut of Anarchy!
Before Johnny can actually lift the three hundred pounder up, Mongrel powers out by sending Johnny to the mat with a back body drop! Johnny pulls himself back up to his feet and runs at Mongrel to grab hold of him and keep his momentum going—only to walk right into a big boot! Johnny crashes to the mat before stumbling back up to his feet. Mongrel grabs him and delivers Doomsday Disaster (Argentina backbreaker) in the middle of the ring. The fans boo as Mongrel goes for the cover.
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3!!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match….The Mongrel!
Alexandria Kendrick: Unless god himself ever steps into a ring there is no one in the world that is going to be able to stop The Mongrel!
Alexander Corvis: Well, if what we saw tonight is any indication, I would say you may have a valid point, Alexandria!
Unfortunately for Johnny, it doesn't appear that Mongrel is done. The Samson Family member grabs the younger man by the head and drags him back up to his feet. He glares angrily at Johnny before shaking his head. He places a hand around Johnny's throat once again and begins to mumble something that the camera can't pick up.
Alexander Corvis: Oh no...someone get out here and stop him!
Mongrel gets ready to lift Johnny into the air for a second Doomsday Disaster. Before he can, none other than Mazzio storms down the entrance ramp much to the delight of the crowd!
Alexandria Kendrick: What in the hell is he doing?!
Mazzio slides into the ring and immediately goes after Mongrel. Frantically he pounds away on the man monster, driving him down to one knee. Mazzio bounces off of the ropes and sends Mongrel to the mat with a devastating clothesline! Mongrel rolls out to the floor before the fight can continue, angrily glaring at the Australian man. He continues to mumble to himself as he makes his way up the ramp.
Alexander Corvis: Thank goodness Domenic Mazzio was here to help Johnny Baker out!
Alexandria Kendrick: What business did he have getting involved with this?!
Alexander Corvis: Well, The Mongrel and Mazzio have had a physical altercation once before last month on Mayhem. I can only guess they’re not finished.
We fade out to a commercial as the fans go nuts for Mazzio!
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We come back to the match where Patricia Downs is in the ring with a mic
Patricia Downs: The following match is an elimination tag team match and it is for the Challenge Championships!
Abruptly the lights go out across the arena and it sends the crowed into a frenzy. Slowly the Image of the skull that blinks from being normal to x-rayed appears on the stage screen.
HAIL TO THE KING!
Avenged Sevenfolds Hail to the king blast over the pa system and Eric Smith burst out from behind the curtain dressed in black short trunks and knee pads. His hands are heavily taped. The fans erupt in anger and boos. He then thrust his arms out and into the air. Eric then walks to the center of the stage and crouches down on the stage. He abruptly jumps back up and roars like a mad man. And as his feet hit the ground pyro explodes to his left and to his right turning the arena red. Eric then begins to make his way down the ramp . The Rage then walks to the ring steps and climbs his way to the turnbuckle and looks out over the crowed. Climbing into the ring he then awaits for opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Challengers…Eric Smith!
The lights in the arena flicker off, as the opening to "Violence (Enough is Enough)" by A Day to Remember begins to play throughout the arena. It keeps building up as the crowd erupt with a mixture of boos and cheers, already knowing who's about to come out. The song really starts to break down, as Brandon Bash makes his way out onto the stage. Not in his usual suit and tie, he can be seen wearing his trademark wrestling shorts with a "BB" logo just under the waistline above his crotch with reapers on both sides of the logo. On the back of the shorts is a set of red eyes and a sharp set of teeth seen out of the outline of a mouth. Brandon looks around at the crowd, flashing a cocky smirk as he stops in the middle of the ramp. He brings his palms together, then bows his head slightly while closing his eyes. It seems as if he is saying a small prayer, before opening his eyes and flashing a small, sadistic grin across his lips. He makes his way down the ramp, ignoring all the jeers and insults from the crowd. He climbs up the steel steps, wiping his feet on the apron before climbing in through the middle rope. Brandon would then pace around the ring a bit, before stepping over to a random turnbuckle. He would once again flash his trademark sadistic grin, as he popped his knuckles, then his neck. "Violence (Enough is Enough)" began to fade away as he awaited for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And next… His partner… Brandon Bash!
The lights go out, and the opening of Aterlius' 'Guerrero Jaguar' hits the PA as smoke pours into the entrance way, light shining through it from behind. As the sound of a jaguar growling plays, the silhouette of Jaguar de Oro steps into the light and slowly walks through the smoke as the guitars begin. Wearing a Aztec style kilt, and a golden amulet on a chain around his neck, he bounces up and down a few times and then begins to make his way up the ramp.::
##Un rugido en la noche causa pavor,
un guerrero elegido acecha la selva.##
::Jaguar slaps hands with fans along the way as he strides toward the ring quickly as the lights raise back up. In one smooth, fluid, catlike movement, he slides under the bottom rope and up to his feet, leaping onto the top turnbuckle in a feline like crouch, and slowly raises a fist, beating it to his chest several times.**
##De clase baja soldado armado,
guerrero entrenado para luchar,
jaguar sigiloso amo de la oscuridad.
Guerrero manchado sostén tu macana,
al nacer el sol comienza la batalla
y señales mueven la armada.
Señor de la selva,
Guerrero jaguar.
Guerrero manchado acecha la presa,
caza en sigilo esa es tu grandeza.##
::He drops down off of the turnbuckle and whips off the battle kilt, and takes off his medallion, kicking it aside out of the ring, loosening up as he bounces on the balls of his feet
Patricia Downs: And now… Introducing their opponents… First… One half of the Challenge Champions… Jaguar De Oro!
“Danger Zone” begins to blast through the arena, the audience jump to their feet in anticipation, Jackson Williams steps out onto the stage and does a theatrical dance. Moving his arms and legs like he is possessed, he then stops and lifts his arms up and shouting ‘Yeah Baby!’, Jackson then struts down the aisleway. Slapping the hands of fans, on both sides of the aisle way, Williams walks around the side of the ring and steps up the ring steps. Jackson moonwalks on the ring apron, stopping near the middle to scrap the soles of his boots then climbing through the ropes, walking to either side with his arms raised shouting ‘YEAH!’ to the fans, the music fades away as Jackson Williams awaits.
Patricia Downs: And next… His partner… The other half of the Challenge Champions… Jackson Williams!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Jackson Williams & Jaguar De Oro (c) vs. Brandon Bash & Eric Smith
The bell sounds and Bash locks up with De Oro in the center of the ring! Bash dishes out a mean knee to De Oro’s gut then goes and hammers big shots to his back! Bash whips De Oro into the ropes but De Oro front flips and hits Bash we a rebounding springboard elbow! The fans are on their feet as De Oro chops Bash across the chest but Bash flies back with a big spinning backfist to De Oro’s jaw, dropping him! De Oro gets up but an angry Bash grabs him and headbutts him back down to the mat! Bash comes over and starts stomping him out with hard and fast boots until the ref breaks it up! Bash comes over and picks De Oro up, atomic, dropping him into the canvas!
Alexander Corvis: Bash dominating this match and really taking it to De Oro right now, sending a message to the Challenge Champs!
Alexandria Kendrick: Bash not really giving much notice or love to Smith there and I can already see problems with this teaming stemming from their hatred for each other…
De Oro crawls up to his feet but Bash boots him in the chest and he hits his corner! De Oro is defeated in a slump as Jackson comes in! Jackson runs in flying at Bash but Bash ducks him and hits him with a swinging neckbreaker in retaliation! Bash gets fire behind him as he dominates! Eric Smith yells something to Bash and Bash stops as he comes over and argues with Eric on the apron! Bash sees Jackson getting up and he runs up, dragging a boot across Jackson’s face before covering him!
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KICK OUT!
Alexander Corvis: Bash getting a 2 count and almost slipping up after he takes time to argue with his rival on the apron!
Alexandria Kendrick: Smith wants a tag but Bash isn’t going to give it to him. Bash wants to take out Jackson on his own here!
Bash picks Jackson up and dishes out some big elbows to the back of his neck but Jackson responds with a big elbow to his gut and tosses Bash in the corner! The fans are going wild! Jackson stumbles over to his corner and tags in Jaguar De Oro! De Oro gets up on the top rope and the fans go nuts as he springs off with a flying move! As De Oro lands, Bash hits him with Texas Chin Massacre, mid-air! The fans lose it and De Oro is done! Bash covers him!
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3!
Patricia Downs: Jaguar De Oro has been eliminated!
Crowd: OHHHHHH!
Alexander Corvis: Texas Chin Massacre to a flying De Oro, finishes off the Challenge Champion and now it’s not looking good for the champs!
Alexandria Kendrick: Smith not getting a tag from Bash or any love at all. I think Bash and Smith can do this tonight though and become Challenge Champs!
Bash gets up and Jackson runs in! Bash fires the Texas Chin Massacre again but Jackson ducks it! The fans go nuts as Jackson spins Bash around! Jackson grabs Bash and hits him with a big Midnight Run! The fans go nuts as Jackson springs off of the ropes and then hits him with a big splash, taking it all out of him as he covers! Smith does nothing to break it up!
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3!
Patricia Downs: Brandon Bash has been eliminated!
Alexander Corvis: Bash is done! I can’t believe it, Jackson took out Bash and Bash didn’t get a shred of help from Smith! Smith is once again left to cover the team as it’s 1 on 1 again!
Alexandria Kendrick: The odds have been evened now as Jackson Williams eliminates Bash and brings it back to a fair contest!
Smith comes in! He trades lefts and right with Jackson but Smith is faster and hits Jackson harder! Smith bounces off of the ropes but Jackson hits him with a big hip and shoulder! Smith hits the mat and Jackson calls for Midnight Run but Smith sidesteps him as he gets up! Smith swings but Jackson blocks him! Jackson whips Smith and bounces him off of the ropes! Jackson goes to hit a running Smith but Smith ducks it, bounces off of the opposing ropes then destroys Jackson with Breathless! The fans go NUTS!
Alexander Corvis: BREATHLESS! Eric Smith after a lot of back and forth just takes Jackson out with that massive boot to the chest, sending the big man down to the mat!!
Alexandria Kendrick: That was a huge move but he can’t win by pinfall, he has to make Jackson tap out!
Jackson tries to get up, holding his chest and back in pain but Smith wraps his leg up then gets on the mat and locks Jackson in a crossface! The fans lose it at Smith is going to win it! Smith wrenches back as far as he can! Smith really takes it to Jackson and Jackson is forced to tap out as Smith gets up and raises his arms in victory!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners and the NEW Challenge Champions… Eric Smith and Brandon Bash!
Alexander Corvis: They did it! Two of the worst enemies in EHWF are now Challenge Champions just like Misty Vega and Joanna Rissi on Mayhem!
Alexandria Kendrick: Smith did it without Bash, but what’s he doing now?
Smith gets up and grabs both title belts! He looks at his reflection in them and holds them up as he rolls out of the ring and leaves through the back exit near the announce area… People look around for Bash but he’s nowhere to be seen as Smith vacates the area with BOTH belts.
Alexander Corvis: Smith just took… BOTH belts?!
Alexandria Kendrick: I don’t think he has any intention of sharing with Bash either…
The fans are going wild as we fade out to an Aces High promo.
We come back from the promo to the ring where the tron booms on… Suddenly the fans go NUTS as Michael Rissi appears on the tron via satellite.
Alexander Corvis: WHAT!? What the hell is Michael Rissi doing on the tron! This is Anarchy, not Mayhem dammit!
Alexandria Kendrick: What are you a Samson Suckhole? Rissi still owns the company remember?
Michael Rissi (via Satellite): How’s everything going!? I hope you’re all enjoying Anarchy and you’re not letting that fucking idiot J Samps influence your night too much, it’s definitely been a great night of competition!
The fans go wild as Rissi nods along with the cheers.
Michael Rissi (via Satellite): I’m here tonight not to change anything up, god forbid I mess up J Samps show, I’m sure he’ll do a good enough job of that himself eventually but I’m here however to announce the future or Anarchy competition in relation to EHWF!
Alexandria Kendrick: An executive decision Alex, that’s why… use your brain…
Michael Rissi (via Satellite): In the near future Anarchy is going to be awarded a new main title! EHWF and I’m sure J Samps are going to be watching Anarchy’s competition closely and the top competitors will be thrust in a contest for… The Heavyweight Championship!
The fans lose it with cheers! The all go nuts and get to their feet as the silhouette of a title belt appears on the tron then cuts back to Rissi via satellite! The fans calm down as Rissi speaks again.
Alexander Corvis: DAMN! A new title for Anarchy no doubt to become it’s main title for the brand! The Heavyweight Championship!
Alexandria Kendrick: It’s a new ball game now! Everyone on the roster’s attention just shifted and the landscape of Anarchy just changed!
Michael Rissi (via Satellite): When we’re ready, J Samps will chose the most intense and deserving competitors to fight it out for the Heavyweight Championship! Until then though… enjoy your main event!
The fans are going WILD as the tron booms off!
We see Patricia Downs make her way to the ring to announce the main event contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: The following match is a champion vs. champion match scheduled for ONE FALL!
"Monster" by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain with Henry Losak wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start with Henry standing outside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... he is the Showtime Champion… Lord Raab!
The Misfit comes out from the crowd as the dimmed lights slowly fade back up. The Misfit has the Bad Blood Championship in hand as he makes his way to the outside and then in the ring. He waits for his match to start.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent... he is the Bad Blood Champion… The Misfit!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Lord Raab vs. the Misfit
The fans are going NUTS! Raab and Misfit come in the center and start trading lefts and rights! Raab gets the upper hand and forces Misfit into the corner! Raab goes for a running elbow block but Misfit moves and Raab eats the corner! Misfit bounces off of the ropes and runs a knee into Raab’s gut! Misfit gets Raab in a big headlock and the fans are on their feet! Raab powers out of it and uppercuts Misfit to the mat! The fans love the action as Raab bounces off of the ropes and leg drops Misfit! Both men get up as Raab lines Misfit up!
Alexander Corvis: Both of these amazing champions are hitting each other with all they’ve got and Raab seems to be hitting with a lot of power now!
Alexandria Kendrick: Misifit seems really intense tonight! He as no intention of letting Raab beat him!!
Raab grabs Misfit around the throat but Misfit slaps Raab’s hand away then boots Raab in the gut Raab hips Misfit and goes for a clothesline but Misfit hits him with a diving shoulder block! The fans are going wild as Misfit gets up and wants Sanity but Raab pushes Misfit off of him and hits him with a big boot to the skull! The fans go wild as Misfit hits the mat and holds his jaw but Raab shows no mercy and punts Misfit in the ribs!
Alexander Corvis: Raab with no mercy as he gets control of this match!!
Alexandria Kendrick: It’s a great main event! I have wanted to see these two fight it out for a long time now!
Misfit get up and Raab headbutts him in the corner! Misfit blasts out of the corner and blasts a forearm over Raab’s face! Misfit then hits Raab with big shots before hoisting him up and hitting him with a sideslam on the mat! The fans love the fight as both champions for it! Misfit picks Raab up and tosses him back into the corner! Misfit wants a running corner move but Raab lifts his boot up and Misfit runs right into it! Misfit stumbles around and the fans go nuts! Raab bursts out and running boots Misfit right in the skull! The fans are on their feet as Raab covers The Misfit!
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KICK OUT!
Alexander Corvis: A close one but Misfit kicks out with gusto!
Alexandria Kendrick: Misfit has been all over Raab in this one but Raab has hit harder! It’s an amazing match but there is only so much they can take!
Raab picks Misfit up and hits him with an uppercut, sending him flying into the corner! Misfit stumbles out and grabs him around the throat! Raab goes for a chokeslam but Misfit pushes off and shoves Raab into the ropes! When Raab comes back Misfit hits Raab with a running STO! Misift stalks a hurt Raab as Raab sits up but suddenly Brandon Bash’s music hits and the fans all get up!
Alexander Corvis: Brandon Bash! Brandon Bash is going to fuck this one up for The Misfit…
Alexandria Kendrick: Yeah… but… where is he?
Brandon Bash doesn’t appear and the music goes dead as the fans boo. Misfit looks out but it gives Raab enough time to get up and hits Misfit in the back of the head with a right hand! Raab wants Killerbuster but he can’t get it as Misfit bounces back and takes Raab down with a big shoulder block! The fans go nuts as Misfit looks back at the ramp but no Bash… Misfit rolls out of the ring and the fans are confused as Misfit smirks and looks out. Misfit then looks under the ring and the fans LOSE IT! Misfit brings out a kendo stick and a light tube and slides them in the ring as he gets in!
Alexander Corvis: What’s he doing?! WHAT IS THE MISFIT DOING!?
Alexandria Kendrick: He’s bringing in weapons! Is he trying to send a message? Is he stupid?!
Misfit smirks! Raab gets up and Misfit smashes the light tube over Raab’s head! Raab falls in the corner and Misfit laughs as the ref calls for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner via a Disqualification… the Showtime Champion… Lord Raab!
Alexander Corvis: Why on earth?!
Misfit grabs the Kendo stick and starts brutalizing Raab with it before snapping it over Raab’s back! The fans are on their feet as Misfit pulls Raab in for Sanity but Raab powers out and hits Misfit with a big Killerbuster! The fans go nuts as Raab gets up and yells over a downed Misfit!
Alexander Corvis: Raab takes Misfit down but Misfit did the damage!
Alexandria Kendrick: Misfit had no regard for the win at the end of this one, was he trying to send a message to Brandon?!
Raab starts stomping on Misfit but the fans go wild as Bill Ryder rushes down the ramp! He slides in and hits Raab in the back! Raab turns around but Bill goes for Ryde of your Life! Raab grabs Bill’s leg and grabs him around the throat! Austin Reynolds slides in from the crowd and takes out Raab’s leg! Ryder gets free and slides out of the ring! Raab gets up and hits Reynolds with the chokeslam instead! The fans are going wild! Raab turns around and this time cops Ryde Of Your Life straight to the head!
Alexander Corvis: Raab takes out Austin! Austin takes the bullet for Ryder and Ryder takes down Raab!
Alexandria Kendrick: See what happens when you announce that there’s a new top title up for grabs? These guys are vultures!!
Ryder raises his arms in victory but as he turns around, Misfit has recovered and hits Ryder with Sanity! The fans get back to their feet! Brandon slides in from the crowd, behind Misfit! Misfit turns around and gets hit with a Texas Chin Massacre! Bash reveals his Brandon Bash Wrestling shirt and yells over Misfit but Eric Smith is already in the corner with both Challenge title belts around his waist!
Alexander Corvis: Misfit takes out Ryder from behind but Brandon Bash was waiting for The Misfit in the end!
Alexandria Kendrick: Bash wasn’t smart enough to realise Eric Smith would be there too! Watch out pops, hehe…
Bash turns around and gets hit with Breathless right in the chest! Bash is down and Eric holds both title belts up to a downed Bash on the mat as the fans go NUTS! Eric looks up and raises both titles high in the air as he stands over Bash!
Alexander Corvis: Breathless! Bash is down! Eric Smith is the last man standing! What a night!
Alexandria Kendrick: Eric Smith has no intention of giving one of those Challenge Championships to Bash and Bash can’t argue because Smith just knocked his ass out! What a night! I can’t wait for next week!
Eric Smith gets on the turnbuckle after taking a wad of money from Bash’s pants… Eric holds both Challenge title belts up above his head as everyone else is out on the mat. The fans go nuts as we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.