Anarchy - June 3rd, 2017

[EHWF Management]

Fireworks explode into the air along the entrance stage and down the rampway. The Extreme-Tron comes to life as well showcasing a montage of the Anarchists of Anarchy in in-ring action to the tune of the official theme song of Anarchy.

The camera pans about the capacity crowd of the Capital Hyundai Arena. Signs, banners, and posters are sprinkled throughout the crowd such as “Welcome to Anarchy, Plebs!!”, “Make Me The Heavyweight Champion”, and “This Brand Needs A Hero!!”

Alexandria Kendrick: WELCOME EVERYONE TO ANARCHY!!

The camera finally lands on the commentating table near ringside where Alexander Corvis and Alexandria Kendrick are seated.

Alexander Corvis: We are LIVE from the Capital Hyundai Arena located in St. John’s, Newfoundland!

Alexandria Kendrick: I don’t know any official numbers but I have got to believe that last week’s debut Anarchy show spanked Mayhem’s ass in the ratings!

Alexander Corvis: I wonder if those numbers will be available anytime soon on the EHWF corporate website page? But that is not why we are here. We are here to witness high impact wrestling action that only Anarchy can and first up is “The Hawkeye Warrior” Jessie Roberts taking on “The Lunatic Psycho” Dean Tyler!

Alexandria Kendrick: Both of those Anarchists haven't been lucky lately but both look to change that, Alexander.

Alexander Corvis: Tyler suffered a beating by Bill Ryder last week while Roberts has been close in every match she has had and has impressed week after week but just needs that win to really break into EHWF. Will this week be the week she finally get's that much needed victory?

Alexandria Kendrick: I mean she’s just facing Dean Tyler but at the same time this is just Jessica Roberts.

Alexander Corvis: In match number two the debuting Jinx teams up with the returning Mazzio to take on the men who lost the Challenge Championships last week, Jackson “Jax” Williams and Jaguar De Oro.

Alexandria Kendrick: Not much is known about Jinx but she is a hot signing by the EHWF scouts and everyone is waiting to see what she can do. I don’t have high hopes for her though.

Alexander Corvis: Mazzio had his fair share of problems with The Mongrel last week and we are hoping that doesn't affect this contest tonight. De Oro and Williams, with no successful defence to their name, desperately need this win if they ever hope on seeing the Challenge Championships again.

Alexandria Kendrick: I heard upper brass had high hopes for those guys. That masked jumping bean Jaguar hasn’t been heard from for awhile. I wonder if he got deported back to Mexico?

Alexander Corvis: That’s not the most politically correct thing to say, Alexandria, but let’s move on. In match number three the Showtime Championship will be defended when “The Masked German Monster” Lord Raab and “The Twenty-First Century Renegade” Austin Reynolds meet head to head!

Alexandria Kendrick: Austin won his match last week and impressed as did Lord Raab but after Raab's match, Austin tried to take Raab out on behalf of his Bulletproof mate, Bill Ryder, which lead to Raab taking Austin down! Now these two men have beef to settle and what better way to do it then with a title on the line! What a match this is going to be!

Alexander Corvis: Eric Smith has the night off after winning the Challenge Championships with Brandon Bash last week but he'll serve as guest referee tonight when his two enemies Bash and the Bad Blood Champion, The Misfit, take on two of his other enemies, Bulletproof members, Bill Ryder and Astrid Sedin in a massive tag team main event. Smith took both Challenge championship belts after he and Bash won them and hasn't given Bash his back yet so it's unclear how this one will unfold and how much of an influence Smith will have on this contest.

Alexandria Kendrick: One thing is for sure putting Bad Blood title feuding aside for a moment, everyone and I mean EVERYONE, has one thing on their mind right now: The Heavyweight Championship!

Alexander Corvis: This match won't disappoint. As a matter of fact, this show will not disappoint tonight! Let’s send this to---

Suddenly “Hate Me Now” by Nas featuring Puff Daddy blares throughout the arena as a very dapper suited Joshua Samson walks out to the top of the ramp. There is an uproar of jeers throughout the crowd. Samson raises an eyebrow and chuckles upon hearing the disdain from the audience.

Alexander Corvis: Here comes quite possibly the most hated man in EHWF history!

Alexandria Kendrick: And that's saying a lot since we have had quite a few people that have been hated! But he’s our boss, so you won’t hear anything bad outta me about him!

Samson makes his way down the rampway and enters the ring. Patricia Downs reaches through the ropes to pass him a microphone.

Joshua Samson: Quiet down, you plebs!

Of course this causes the attending crowd to get even louder with their collective jeers. The General Manager Extraordinaire shakes his head in disdain before talking over them.

Joshua Samson: I can’t believe the only person that has come out of Canada with an iota of manners is Austin Reynolds?!

Upon hearing the name of one of their native sons, the crowd explodes in cheers.

Joshua Samson: At least you, plebs, have a little taste...anyway, the hottest topic coming out of the last batch of broadcasts was Mikey Rissi challenging Anarchy to an eight on eight match at the upcoming pay-per-view Aces High. Not only is it a match where the winning brand will get bragging rights but the winning brand will also be able to pick someone from the losing brand to come to the winning brand. I must say that is a very astute business strategy, Mikey. But it all hinges on the point if I accept you challenge.

Alexander Corvis: Clearly Samson will not duck the this challenge issued by Rissi. Would he?

Alexandria Kendrick: Whatever Mister Samson decides to do he’ll do it for the best interest of Anarchy. I know on Twitter he tweeted the other day that we should get our own pay-per-view called Deuces Wild instead of sharing one with Mayhem. I for one think that is a great idea and something the Board of Directors should really look into.

Joshua Samson: Mikey, I have thought long and hard about your challenge. I thought about blowing off the challenge…

Crowd: YOU’RE A COWARD! **ClapClapCLAPCLAPCLAP**

Joshua Samson: ...like I blow off most things that you say and do. But after consulting with my family we felt it was in the best interest of Anarchy if I DO ACCEPT your challenge at Aces High, Mikey!

Alexandria Kendrick: I knew that Mister Samson wouldn’t back down from Mister Rissi! Mayhem wants some well damn it they’re going to get some!

Joshua Samson: But before that there is a small caveat to my acceptance. Since I know you want Mayhem to share the brilliant limelight of Anarchy….the reason why we can’t get our own damn pay-per-view...there is the issue of the Anarchy Heavyweight Championship match. Aces High is scheduled to be the place where that champion is crowned but since it is THE Anarchy belt and the title that will fully represent this brand I propose...no I INSIST...that the match takes place rightfully on a Saturday Night Mayhem!

Alexander Corvis: Wow! That makes perfect sense!

Alexandria Kendrick: Of course it does!

Joshua Samson: So if we take for granted that Mikey will be accepting my caveat. Let’s talk about what Anarchist should be representing for Anarchy in the eight on eight match at Aces High. I thought about Old Guard guys like Eli Sykes, Chris Dunn, Mazzio, and Brandon Bash. Then I gave thought about New School guys like Jessie Roberts, Jaguar De Oro, Jackson Williams, and Dean Tyler. But of course realization hit me like a ton of bricks and the only people worthy of representing Anarchy...the only Anarchists deserving to do battle for our honor is the Samson Family!

Crowd: BOOO!!!!

Joshua Samson: Astrid Sedin...

The lights in the arena flash in hues of pale purple and blue as the beginning strains of “Dark Horse” by Our Last Night begins to make it’s way through the airwaves of the PA system. Once the main beat begins to play, Astrid Sedin makes her way out onto the stage with a confident swagger in her step as she walks to the top of the ramp. There she stops and spreads her legs apart as she uses both hands to fluff up her hair with a twisted smirk on her face. She remains there for a few moments as she absorbs all the energy before she began to make her way down the ramp. As she walks with that same confidence, she reaches out to slap the hands of a few ramp side fans but jerks her hand away at the very last minute and laughs before holding up her hand as she continues to make her way towards the ring.

Joshua Samson: Austin Reynolds…

The opening sounds of Skillet's 'Not Gonna Die' hits the PA as smoke machines fill the entrance tunnel with smoke, and a bright light shines through it, illuminating a silhouette inside, walking out onto the stage. As the guitars set in, out of the smoke, dressed in his ring gear, a black leather trench coat, black gloves and sunglasses steps Austin Reynolds, who drops to a kneel, fist to the floor at the top of the ramp. As soon as the vocals start, he rises to his feet, arms spread wide. Reynolds begins heading down the ramp, jawing at fans alongside the entrance way the whole way, occasionally cocking a hand back as if to backhand those he deems as having been too grabby.

Joshua Samson: Billy Ryder…

The crowd showed a mixed reaction the second 'Coming For The Throne' took over the sold out arena. Bill Ryder waited for the song to carry on for about twenty seconds before he decided to emerge from behind the black curtain. The former King of Bereavement slowly walked across the top of the stage, his eyes pointing directly towards the ring. The heavily bearded Ryder could be seen with a more intense image then his previous runs in EHWF. He stood at the top of the ramp while representing his vintage black and red attire that held his name and various logos. His attire matches perfectly, all the way from the black and red padded boots, to the Fox biker gloves that covered his hands. A black unzipped 'Bulletproof Born' hoodie stretched perfectly the skin of his impressive physique. He stood motionless for a few seconds, allowing himself to feed off the adrenaline from the live crowd.

He never once increased his pace towards the ring. He ignored the arrogant fans around him, as he slowly stepped past them as if they weren't there. He slowly walked up the steps, taking a few steps across the apron, before entering the ring.

Joshua Samson: And finally completing the Anarchy faction of the Samson Family….The Mongrel!

“No Rest for the Wicked” by Godsmack kicks in and the crowd looks to the entrance stage for the arrival of the Reason Why There Is Fear On Earth. The music continues to play but there is no sign of The Mongrel. In the ring the Samson Family look to one another in confusion.

Alexander Corvis: I wonder what is going on with The Mongrel?

Alexandria Kendrick: I know he’s in the building because I bumped into him before the start of the show.

Suddenly the tron booms on as The Samson Family watch on! The fans go nuts as they see three men beating down The Mongrel in the locker room backstage! Samson and the others look shocked as the three men stomp him out and smack him with pipes and crowbars! Mongrel fights back but the biggest member of the trio takes him down with a big tackle as the other two stomp a bleeding Mongrel out in the ambush!

Joshua Samson: Wait! WAIT! STOP! STOP NOW! NO!

Bulletproof cling to the ropes and yell at the tron as the leader who is wearing a bandana around his face smacks Mongrel in the back with the lead pipe. The trio then walk towards the frame as the tron booms off!

Alexander Corvis: Who the heck was that? Who were those guys!? They just took out The Mongrel!

Alexandria Kendrick: Samson is beside himself!

Samson directs his Bulletproof crew as they hit the ropes and go to get out of the ring but the lights dim and modern Irish inspired dance music hits on the PA System as the fans go nuts… After a while the three men come out on the stage and the fans lose it, with Samson looking down at them and the Family staying in the ring.

Alexander Corvis: Who the fuck are these guys?!

The biggest member to the right is in a tank top with a pair of cargo pants. He’s very athletic and tall. To the left is an older man in a suit with a green ‘Irish’ chief tucked in his suit pocket He has a semi-shaved head with grey hair and looks imposing. The leader in the front looks athletic and lean as he’s dressed in an Irish branded T-Shirt and a pair of cargos…

Joshua Samson: What’s the meaning of this!? WHAT’S THE MEANING OF THIS!?

The leader waits for the music to calm as he holds a mic and takes his bandana off. We zoom in and see that it’s the returning Ryan Morgan! The fans go NUTS as he stands with his crew on the stage and nods.

Ryan Morgan: Did ya miss me!?

Alexander Corvis: RYAN MORGAN!? RYAN MORGAN IS BACK!

The fans lose it. Ryder looks sick and Samson rages in the ring as Austin tries to calm him down.

Ryan Morgan: Calm the fook down Samson – I’m out here to see you after all and this isn’t much of a warm welcome son…

Joshua Samson: How fucking dare you! How dare you do that to one of my guys…

Ryan Morgan: How else was I meant to get your attention… You were about to give my spot on Team Anarchy to that overgrown asshole back there. Me and the lads just solved a problem for you…

Joshua Samson: You… Y-y you what?! No! N-No! you’re not getting on that team! That position was for The Samson Family…

The older man in the suit takes the mic from Morgan as Morgan smirks. The fans cheer as the man stares a hole through Samson.

Gerry O'Shea: My name… is Gerry O’Shea… Sargent At Arms and Advisory Operator of the Corporate Republican Army. Mr. Samson, you might think you’re in control here, but you’re fookin’ not ya muppet. Ryan Morgan is the final member of Team Anarchy and if you don’t like it or don’t honor it, we’re gonna make ya life hell and make the lives of those three idiots in that rings lives hell! That’s not gonna be good for your chances on winning the 8 man tag match at Aces High!

Joshua Samson: Don’t you threaten me… you guys are nothing!

Ryan Morgan: Really… Well, I recall beating that no good failure Bill Ryder earlier this year and last I checked I’m the only one out here has held the EHWF Championship… and not just once, but twice… I also appear to be the only Hall of Famer out here so… I’d say everyone in that ring there, is inferior to me and you should be BEGGING to have me on your pathetic team!

Joshua Samson: You’re pushing it now! You want this to get real?

Gerry O'Shea: Last time I checked you all had matches tonight and we don’t… It’d be a shame if you guys got your asses handed to you right here right now then had to compete with a bunch of injuries now wouldn’t it?

Samson doesn’t look impressed.

Ryan Morgan: Behind me… Behind me is the Enforcer of the Corporate Republican Army, Patrick O'Flattery … This guy LOVES to fight and he wants to fight tonight more than anything… beating the fuck out of Mongrel wasn’t enough for him… maybe he wants to beat the shit out of you guys before your matches tonight and before Aces High…

Joshua Samson: Heh… You guys are ridiculous you know that… Morgan, you shouldn’t have come back but we’re not gonna fight you… Not here and not tonight anyway.

Ryan Morgan: Good… Then I’ll accept my rightful place as the last member of Team Anarchy and will look forward to competing at Aces High… I mean, with no Mongrel now, there’s no one better than Morgan and the CRA!

Joshua Samson: Keep thinking that Morgan... If you fail me at Aces High it’ll be the end of you, I swear on that and so do The Family!

Morgan and the two others turn away and smirk as Ryan raises his arms high.

Gerry O'Shea: Yeah… Keep tellin’ yaself that ya fookin muppet…

Ryan and his crew turn and walk backstage. A clearly irate Samson points in the direction and Bulletproof scramble out of the ring to bolt up the ramp and head backstage.

Alexander Corvis: What a revelation! What a surprise!

Alexandria Kendrick: Ryan must either be drunk, high, or stupid?! There is no where on Earth he’s going to be able to go without having to look over his shoulder for the Samson Family!

Alexander Corvis: You might just be right, Alexandria. In the meantime we have to go to a commercial break before we return with great EHWF Anarchy wrestling action!

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Patricia Downs: The opening contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!

With Mama Said Knock You Out playing in the background Jessie walks out onto the stage and starts to bounce around trying to get loose. She waited for a few moments before she walked down and slaps hands with a few fans as she does this before she stops at the steps slapping the top of them before getting in the ring. She then get in and bounces around then if she is out on her own look at the enterance waiting for her opponents or if others are in the ring she looks on at them.

Patricia Downs: Introducing first, from Iowa City, Iowa...weighing in at one hundred and forty-eight pounds...she is the Hawkeye Warrior… Jessie Roberts!

Alexander Corvis: Roberts is coming off of a tough loss at the last Anarchy, but she's got a chance to get right back on track tonight!

Alexandria Kendrick: Beating Dean Tyler is a lot different than beating Austin Reynold, but a win is definitely a win at this point!

The song Behind You by Shyko starts to blast through out the PA system. When the lead singer starts to sing, the man in the fed as "The Lunatic Psycho" Dean Tyler starts to come on out and he evilily smiles while seen coming on out to the ring with a switchblade in his right hand. He trash talks to the fans who's seeing booing him but he doesn't really care. He gets inside of the ring and trash talking about what he wants to do to his soon to be fallen challenger while holding on to his great switchblade and smiling.

Patricia Downs: And her opponent...from Miami, Florida...weighing in at two hundred and forty-five pounds, he is the Lunatic Psycho... Dean Taylor!

Alexander Corvis: Tyler has been on a serious losing streak, so you know he has something to prove tonight!

Alexandria Kendrick: He may prove it, he may not. But at least he'll be fine with just getting to compete!

The referee is about to signal for the bell to start the match when “Dark Horse” by Our Last Night interrupts him and blasts through the airwaves of the PA system. Once the main beat began to play, Astrid Sedin made her way out onto the stage with a confident swagger in her step and walked to the top of the ramp.

Alexander Corvis: I don’t know what Astrid is doing out here… but I wouldn’t doubt if it has something to do with Jessie Roberts. She’s done enough to the poor girl.

Alexandria Kendrick: Don’t you get it? The Queen of the Samson Family is trying to bury herself deeper into the mind of Jessie. I think she wants a war.

As Astrid walks with that same confidence she always has, she laughs and holds up her hand as she continues to make her way towards the ring. Once she’s reaches the bottom, she smirks and scowls at the ring before heading off to the right hand side still holding up her hand to ignore the fans. Instead of jumping up onto the ring apron like she normally would, Astrid heads off towards the commentators table and sat in a chair alongside the table, leaning backwards and smiling wide as Jessie Roberts looks on confused.

Alexander Corvis: Well it has become clear that Astrid is out here to watch this match.

Alexandria Kendrick: But I still think she has ulterior motives.

In the ring the referee looks at both Anarchist to make sure they're ready for the upcoming match. He then calls for the bell and the match is officially underway.

DING DING DING!

Match #1: Jessie Robers vs. Dean Tyler

Jessie and Dean both look at each other and nod. The two wrestlers then put their speed on display as they both circle around the ring and wait for an opening to make itself apparent. When that doesn't happen, Jessie shoots forward and grabs both of Dean's legs. She lifts him into the air and slams him down to the mat. Jessie quickly shifts her positioning so that she is by Dean's head and locks in a front facelock. She tries to keep Dean grounded by driving a few knees into Dean's head to wear him down. The strikes seem to be effective--Dean trying to pull himself back up to his feet but finding himself unable to do so. Jessie drags Dean back up to his feet and tries to get him into position for a belly to belly suplex--only to have Dean shove Jessie away. Jessie stumbles a few steps but quickly recovers. She tries to close the gap between herself and Dean--only to have Dean leap into the air and kick her in the jaw with a spinning heel kick!

Alexander Corvis: Roberts has to have a heighten sense of awareness as not only does she have to deal with the immediate danger of Tyler but the potential threat of Sedin.

Alexandria Kendrick: Why does Astrid have to be viewed as a threat? She just out here to add colorful commentary about this match, huh, Astrid?

Astrid pays the commentators no attention. In the ring, Jessie Roberts tries to pull herself back up to her feet as quickly as she can. Unfortunately for him, Dean bounces off of the ropes and hits her in the side of the head with a running dropkick! Smirking, Dean lines himself up with Jessie before leaping into the air and landing on Jessie with a double foot stomp!

Jessie slowly tries to pull herself back up to his feet, clutching at her ribs as she does so. Dean quickly hurries over and tries to set Jessie up for a swinging neckbreaker! Jessie shoves Dean away before he can actually send her to the mat. She charges at Dean from behind and hits him in the back of the head with a forearm smash. She then spins Dean around and hits him with a European uppercut! Jessie follows it up with a second as Dean bounces off of the ropes from the impact. He stumbles toward Jessie, who responds by lifting Dean into the air and slamming him to the mat with a butterfly suplex!

Alexander Corvis: Impressive suplex by Roberts and she's beginning to get back into this match!

Alexandria Kendrick: She just needs to be able to keep it up...and we all know that's a lot easier said than done!

Dean Tyler slowly begins to pull himself back up to his feet as Jessie lines herself up with the Lunatic Pyscho. Jessie runs forward and nails Dean with a knee trembler that sends him staggering around the ring. Jessie grabs Dean from behind and tries to get him into position for a German suplex! Dean begins to fight with Jessie to keep her from completing the suplex, nailing Jessie in the mouth with a series of elbow shots. Jessie releases the hold and then stumbles back. Dean smirks and bounces off of the ropes. He leaps into the air and catches Jessie on the rebound with a hurricanrana! Jessie rolls over toward the ropes to try and drag herself back up to her feet, but Dean hits her with a hard kick that sends her back down to the mat.

Alexander Corvis: Tyler is looking like he wants to put this one away as quickly as he can!

Alexandria Kendrick: Do you blame him? Because I don't blame him!

Dean Tyler drags Jessie over toward the nearest turnbuckle and then begins to climb to the top. Dean smirks and pauses for just a moment to steady himself. He then leaps off and tries to land on Jessie with a flying elbow! Jessie rolls out of the way at the last possible second, causing Dean to splat to the mat instead! Jessie quickly grabs Dean and rolls him up for the cover.

1...

2..

3!!

DING DING DING!

Patricia Downs: The winner of this match...Jessie Roberts!

Alexander Corvis: Jessie Roberts with her first EHWF win!

Alexandria Kendrick: Jessie found a moment she could take advantage of and then she did just that!

“Mama Said Knock You Out” by LL Cool J is still playing through the arena after Jessie Roberts’ victory over Dean Tyler. As Jessie is celebrating in the ring, gloating in Astrid’s direction, Dean Tyler is being helped to the back. But with her attention out on the crowd, Jessie doesn’t see Astrid secure a microphone and make her way up the ring steps and onto the apron.

Alexander Corvis: Oh I have a feeling that this is going to go downhill really quickly. There is a tremendous amount of animosity between these two women.

Alexandria Kendrick: In this business you have your allies and you have your enemies. And it is clear to me that these two women… they’re definitely enemies.

Astrid Sedin: Oh JESSICA! HI! How you doing there sweetie? You seem to be in good spirits now that you’ve finally won a match. It only took you four matches to get one. I would say congratulations… but this isn’t a win that you should really be bragging about. You beat a nobody and you’re probably thinking that it’s the greatest freakin’ thing to have ever happened to you. But you’ve proven on the last three shows before this that you’re nothing more than an enhancement talent who can’t even defeat someone who is smaller than you. I thought that you were supposed to be the pride and joy of Iowa… the so-called Hawkeye Warrior or whatever. You’ve let them down… you’ve let them all down because you are nothing short of a failure and the only you can win a match is when you’ve been put against someone who’s even worse that you.

Alexander Corvis: Sedin sure isn’t holding back here I think she’s just getting it all out...

Alexandria Kendrick: Astrid has proven twice before that she’s the better competitor and that Jessie can’t hold a candle.

Astrid Sedin: Face it Jessie… you’re not meant to make it in this business. Do you want to know why? Well that’s because of a few factors really. The first one is the obvious… you suck from here to Timbuktu. Then there’s the fact that you’re beyond stupid. You knew that I was out here and yet you turned your back to me. I could have had a steel folding chair in my hands and rammed you with it. Or didn’t you remember what I did to you when you LOST to Austin Reynolds. You’re so damn gullible that you actually thought that he was genuinely shaking your hand. You don’t pay attention to your surroundings when you’re here and you get pissed off at the most trivial of things. Just save us all the headaches and leave. You’re too immature… you have no talent… and quite frankly I just don’t like you.

A twisted smile comes upon the face of Astrid as Jessie just rolls her eyes and exits the ring, hopping down onto the arena floor.

Astrid Sedin: See… you’re just further proving the fact that you’re not tough enough by walking away. You don’t have the balls to keep standing in the ring with me just like you don’t have the balls to say shit to my face. I’m standing right here and you’re walking away like a stupid coward. You’re almost as pathetic as Misty Vega who throws hissy fits over stupid crap just like you do. So go ahead and walk away coward. Because the next time that I face you… you’re going to WISH you hadn’t been so stupid. You’re going to be BEGGING me for mercy and you are not going to forget what I have planned for you.

As Jessie reached the stage she turned around and looked at Astrid who raised her arms up high as “Dark Horse” by Our Last Night began to play again. The two women keep their gazes locked on each other as the scene faded out to commercial.

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We cut back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.

Alexander Corvis: This next match could be a lot of fun.

Alexandria Kendrick: And there's always a chance that we'll have a visitor...

Patricia Downs: The following is a tag team match scheduled for ONE FALL!

The lights in the arena completely shut off as the beginning of Jinx's theme plays throughout the arena. Camera's flash throughout the seconds of darkness. As the lyrics of the sound begin, a spotlight aims at the center of the start of the ramp. The music continues to play, before Jinx finally appears out of the curtain after making a delayed entrance. She stops at the spotlight, looking around at the fans before making her way down the ramp as she moves her shoulders along with the beat, feeling herself. Jinx shrugs off her various colored wind breaker to reveal her flashy ring gear as she reaches the steps, throwing it to the ground, before climbing the first turnbuckle. Continuing to feel herself, in her own world without paying much interest or care to the reaction she receives. She hops down from the turnbuckle, walking over to the other side of the ring where she climbs the middle rope leaning over towards the fans, before hopping down. Jinx begins to stretch and prepare for her match as her music dies out.

Young Kings hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big sillouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.

Patricia Downs: Introducing first, they are the teaming of... Jinx and Mazzio!

Alexander Corvis: This is a formidable looking team...

Alexandria Kendrick: Especially the big guy. Damn... Look at that...

“Danger Zone” begins to blast through the arena, the audience jump to their feet in anticipation, Jackson Williams steps out onto the stage and does a theatrical dance. Moving his arms and legs like he is possessed, he then stops and lifts his arms up and shouting ‘Yeah Baby!’, Jackson then struts down the aisleway. Slapping the hands of fans, on both sides of the aisle way, Williams walks around the side of the ring and steps up the ring steps. Jackson moonwalks on the ring apron, stopping near the middle to scrap the soles of his boots then climbing through the ropes, walking to either side with his arms raised shouting ‘YEAH!’ to the fans, the music fades away as Jackson Williams awaits.

The lights go out, and the opening of Aterlius' 'Guerrero Jaguar' hits the PA as smoke pours into the entrance way, light shining through it from behind. As the sound of a jaguar growling plays, the silhouette of Jaguar de Oro steps into the light and slowly walks through the smoke as the guitars begin. Wearing a Aztec style kilt, and a golden amulet on a chain around his neck, he bounces up and down a few times and then begins to make his way up the ramp.

##Un rugido en la noche causa pavor,
un guerrero elegido acecha la selva.##

Jaguar slaps hands with fans along the way as he strides toward the ring quickly as the lights raise back up. In one smooth, fluid, catlike movement, he slides under the bottom rope and up to his feet, leaping onto the top turnbuckle in a feline like crouch, and slowly raises a fist, beating it to his chest several times.

##De clase baja soldado armado,
guerrero entrenado para luchar,
jaguar sigiloso amo de la oscuridad.

Guerrero manchado sostén tu macana,
al nacer el sol comienza la batalla
y señales mueven la armada.

Señor de la selva,
Guerrero jaguar.
Guerrero manchado acecha la presa,
caza en sigilo esa es tu grandeza.##

He drops down off of the turnbuckle and whips off the battle kilt, and takes off his medallion, kicking it aside out of the ring, loosening up as he bounces on the balls of his feet.

Patricia Downs: And their opponents... Jaguar De Oro and Jackson Williams!

Alexander Corvis: The ex-Challenge Champions coming off a hard fought first defense last week against Eric Smith and Brandon Bash.

Alexandria Kendrick: There was such high hopes for Jaguar and Jackson. Ah well...

Jackson and Jinx are the two in the ring to start things off. The referee looks at both men to make sure that they're ready before calling for the bell.

DING DING DING

Match #2: Mazzio & Jinx vs. Jackson Williams & Jaguar De Oro

Within seconds of the bell ringing, the two wrestlers are already in the center of the ring, circling around one another. The two grapple up with each other and struggle briefly for the advantage. Jinx is able to take control as she grabs hold of Jackson's arm and begins to wrench on it. She continues to apply pressure, focusing specifically on the right arm of Jackson. Old School tries to pull Jinx in toward him and generally escape her grasp, but can't. Jinx finally backs Jackson up against the ropes and shoots him across the ring, waiting for Jackson to come back on the rebound. When he does, Jinx takes him to the mat with an armdrag before immediately focusing on the right arm once again.

Alexander Corvis: The newcomer Jinx is touted as a very quick wrestler, but she definitely looks to be focusing on the arm.

Alexandria Kendrick: IIt probably doesn't help much that Jackson is a bloated redneck from Texas!

Jackson manages to reach his feet as Jinx continues to work on his arm. Jackson finally manages to fight his way out of Jinx's grasp. He fires off a few elbows. Jinx stumbles away from Jackson a few steps. She regains her footing and charges at Jackson in hopes of keeping control. Jackson responds by catching Jinx with a jawbreaker! Jinx stumbles, but manages to remain on her feet. Nonetheless, this is all that Jackson needs to get back into the match. Jackson picks up speed and bounces off of the ropes, nailing Jinx with a forearm smash on the rebound. Jinx staggers back up to her feet, Jackson charging and hitting Jinx with a few more right hands to knock her groggy. He then pulls Jinx in toward him for a snap suplex, floating over for the cover.

1...

2...

Jinx kicks out!

Alexander Corvis: The old school prowess of Williams on full display!

Alexandria Kendrick: If the ex-Challenge Champions are going to win this match, they're gonna need to show off a lot more of that!

Jackson grabs Jinx and brings her back up to her feet. He nails Jinx in the mouth with a hard forearm shot and then shoves the newcomer back into her corner of the ring. Jackson reaches out and tags Jaguar in the match. The two of them deliver a few hard blows to Jinx in their corner of the ring before dragging her to the center. They both shoot Jinx across the ring and step toward the center, delivering a double hiptoss when Jinx comes back on the rebound! Jackson steps out onto the apron as Jaguar begins to hit Jinx with a few hard kicks to continue wearing her down. Jinx desperately tries to create some space, but Jaguar is absolutely relentless. Jinx finally decides to change her approach by grabbing Jaguar's leg mid-kick and snaps off a dragon screw!

Alexander Corvis: That's one way to neutralize the speed of the Jaguar!

Alexandria Kendrick: If Jinx and Mazzio really want to win this match, Jinx would get Mazzio in there as quickly as she can...

Perhaps sensing the opportunity to slow Jaguar down a bit, Jinx stomps away at his leg a bit more before stepping back. She grabs Jaguar and tries to lift him up to his feet, hitting the luchador with a hard uppercut to knock him off balance. She then pulls Jaguar in and lifts him into the air for a body press cutter. Unfortunately for Jinx, Jaguar responds by catching her and planting her on the mat with a DDT! He covers Jinx.

1…

2...

Jinx kicks out!

Jaguar continues to use his legs to great effect as Jinx tries to bring herself back up to her feet. This time, once he's standing, Jaguar sends her against the ropes and waits for Jinx to come back on the rebound. When she does, Jaguar leaps into the air and tries for a spinning heel kick. Jinx ducks it and causes Jaguar to crash to the mat. He tries to pull himself back up to his feet, only to have Jinx catch him with a kick to the ribs. She grabs him in a headlock and hits a snap DDT!

1...

2...

Jaguar kicks out!

Alexander Corvis: It's back and forth now!

Alexandria Kendrick: Though, I have a feeling that Jinx is gonna switch things up a bit!

Jaguar pulls himself back to his feet, Jinx backs up into her corner and tags Mazzio into the match! Mazzio lumbers into the ring and steps toward Jaguar, nailing him with massive clothesline! Jackson steps into the ring to hopefully give Jaguar a chance to get his momentum going, but he walks into a big boot! Mazzio then turns around and grabs hold of Jaguar. He lifts him into the air and holds him above his head before slamming Jaguar to the mat with a huge overhead slam!

Alexander Corvis: Massive move from Mazzio!

Mazzio then hooks the leg for the cover.

1...

2...

Jaguar kicks out!

Alexandria Kendrick: Talk about power... What strength!

Mazzio grabs Jaguar by the top of the mask and drags him up to his feet once again. He nails Jaguar in the ribs with a vicious knee shot, which he follows up almost immediately with a throat thrust. Jaguar somehow stays on his feet, but bounces off of the ropes and stumbles right into Mazzio's right hand. Mazzio grabs him by the throat and tries to set Jaguar up for a chokeslam. Jaguar manages to fight his way out of his grasp with a few kicks to the right leg. Jaguar creates a bit of space between himself and the big man, daring him to come charging. Mazzio takes the bait and walks right into a spinning heel kick! The impact of the kick knocks him down to his knees. Jaguar smirks as he gets ready to bounce off of the ropes. Before he can get a running start, however, the lights begin to flicker and “No Rest for the Wicked” by Godsmack begins to play. The fans immediately start murmuring as they wait for the arrival of The Mongrel.

Alexander Corvis: You knew it would only be a matter of time before The Mongrel showed up to get back at Mazzio!

Alexandria Kendrick: It's about time! And you know he’s extra pissed after getting jumped earlier by Ryan and his goons!

Everyone’s attention is drawn to the entranceway ramp. Confused, Mazzio stares up to the stage. Jaguar tries to catch Mazzio by surprise with a spinning heel kick! Mazzio just barely ducks out of the way! Jaguar's momentum carries him a few extra steps, and though he's quick to recover, he walks into an Iron Punch (Superman punch)! Jinx enters the ring to keep Jackson away as the referee counts the cover.

1...

2...

3!!

Patricia Downs: The winners of this match...Jinx and Mazzio!

Alexander Corvis: We had a feeling that The Mongrel would get involved, but that...

Alexandria Kendrick: Wasn't as much fun as I was hoping for!

Alexander Corvis: It was still an impressive match from both of these teams!

We fade out to a commercial as Jinx and Mazzio celebrate.

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We come back to the ring where Patricia is waiting with a mic.

Patricia Downs: The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL and is for the Showtime Championship!

The opening sounds of Skillet's 'Not Gonna Die' hits the PA as smoke machines fill the entrance tunnel with smoke, and a bright light shines through it, illuminating a silhouette inside, walking out onto the stage. As the guitars set in, out of the smoke, dressed in his ring gear, a black leather trench coat, black gloves and sunglasses steps Austin Reynolds, who drops to a kneel, fist to the floor at the top of the ramp. As soon as the vocals start, he rises to his feet, arms spread wide.::

##Death surrounds
My heartbeat’s slowing down
I won’t take this world’s abuse
I won’t give up, I refuse!##

Reynolds begins heading down the ramp, jawing at fans alongside the entrance way the whole way, occasionally cocking a hand back as if to backhand those he deems as having been too grabby.

##This is how it feels when you’re bent and broken
This is how it feels when your dignity’s stolen
When everything you love is leaving
You hold on to what you believe in!##

He stops in his tracks midway down the ramp, and raises a hand to point at the ring with a finger gun, smirking.

##The last thing I heard was you whispering goodbye...
And then I heard you flat line!!!##

He makes like he shoots the ring and breaks into a run to ringside, sliding under the bottom rope in full stride.

##No, not gonna die tonight
We're gonna stand and fight forever
(Don’t close your eyes)
No, not gonna die tonight
We're gonna fight for us together
No, we’re not gonna die tonight!!!##

He jumps onto the middle turnbuckle, looking out over the crowd, spreading his arms again, surveying the crowd, and running his mouth the whole time.

##Break their hold
'Cause I won’t be controlled
They can’t keep their chains on me
When the truth has set me free

This is how it feels when you take your life back
This is how it feels when you finally fight back
When life pushes me I push harder
What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger!##

He jumps back off of the turnbuckle, landing in a kneeling crouch of a pose like some kind of comic book character.

##The last thing I heard was you whispering goodbye...
And then I heard you flat line!!!##

He jumps back to his feet, shrugging off his coat to let it fall to the mat in one smooth motion.

##No, not gonna die tonight
We’re gonna stand and fight forever
(Don’t close your eyes)
No, not gonna die tonight
We're gonna fight for us together
No, we’re not gonna die tonight!##

His theatrics apparently done, he drops back into the turnbuckle again, lounging back in it lazily, as he takes off his sunglasses and flicks them out of the ring flippantly.

Patricia Downs: Introducing first, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada...weighing in at two hundred and eighteen pounds...representing Bulletproof of the Samson Family….he is the Twenty-First Century Renegade… Austin Reynolds!

Alexander Corvis: We'd normally talk about how much potential this man has, but...

Alexandria Kendrick: Not tonight!

"Monster" by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain with Henry Losak wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start with Henry standing outside of the ring.

Patricia Downs: And his opponent...from Cologne, Germany...weighing in at two hundred and fifty pounds, he is the current, reigning, and defending Showtime Champion...he is the Masked German Monster… Lord Raab!

Alexander Corvis: This man is...scary...

The referee looks at both men to make sure they're ready. Austin nods his head and tries his best to remain focused, Raab just glaring at him and shaking his head slowly. The referee then calls for the bell and the match is officially underway.

DING DING DING

Match #3: Lord Raab (c) vs. Austin Reynolds

Lord Raab steps up and starts pointing at Austin, yelling at him indiscriminately. Austin stares him down for a second before grabbing the hand Raab is using to point and bending it backward. Raab growls in pain and circles around the ring as Austin bends his hand back, following him, keeping the grip on him. Finally, Austin swings with a leg at Raab’s head, kicking him and knocking him down to the mat.

Raab grips his own hand as he gets back to his feet and leans in the corner, creating some distance between himself and Reynolds. Austin walks over to him and begins kicking him in the midsection! Reynolds grabs Raab and whips him to the other turnbuckle. Reynolds goes running at Raab as soon as he hits the turnbuckle, but Raab slides out of the ring.

Alexander Corvis: Lord Raab seeking a level of safety from the red hot Reynolds!

Alexandria Kendrick: Austin looks like he's trying to get as much in on Raab as he can!

Alexander Corvis: Raab has power but Austin has speed. Austin can't let Raab catch him.

Reynolds beckons him to come back in the ring. Raab shakes out his bad hand. The referee pulls Austin away from the ropes, allowing Raab to get back into the ring. As soon as he enters though, Austin runs at him. Raab trips him up with a drop toe hold, sending the Bulletproof member throat first into the ropes.The Showtime Champ drags the challenger away from the ropes and begins to stomp at his midsection. After a few stomps, Austin manages to roll away from Raab and get onto his hands and knees. Raab follows and kicks Austin right in the stomach! Austin flinches and tries to get back up again but Raab kicks him a second time. Raab faces the crowd and taunts them, garnering a mixed reaction.

Alexander Corvis: After a bad start for the Showtime Champion, Lord Raab is back in full control!

Alexandria Kendrick: He is for now! But he better not turn his back!

Holding his stomach, Austin Reynolds gets to his feet. Lord Raab turns back to face him. He steps a step back and clobbers Austin in the face with a forearm, sending him stumbling back into the ropes. However Reynolds uses this to her advantage and bounces off the ropes to return the favor with a forearm of his own! The blow sends Raab stumbling back and Austin follows up with another forearm! He grabs Raab and hits him with a third forearm to the side of the head! Then a fourth, then a fifth, keeping his grip on Raab’s head so he doesn't fall. Finally Reynolds releases and runs to the ropes, bouncing off of them, and goes to hit Raab with another blow but Raab ducks and wraps his arms around Reynolds’ neck, applying a sleeper hold!

Raab’s grip is loose as Reynolds tries to wiggle out of it, but after a few seconds, Raab manages to stop Reynolds from moving.

Alexander Corvis: This one may be over, Alexandria! Lord Raab has seemingly put Reynolds to sleep!

Austin was seemingly playing possum however as he slips underneath Raab’s arms, drops down to the mat, and kicks Raab square in the head as the Masked German Monster bends over to grab him! Clearing his throat, Reynolds gets back to his feet before he runs and pushes Raab into the turnbuckle chest first. Raab bounces back and Austin hops onto his back and catches Raab in a sleeper hold of his own! Raab flails around to try to get him off. Reynolds tries to wrap his legs around him for a better grip!

Alexandria Kendrick: Guess this one isn’t over because Austin has turned this around!

Raab eventually turns the tables by running backwards into the corner, crushing Reynolds with his body weight! Reynolds slumps into the corner as Raab staggers into the center of the ring, getting his bearings. He then turns around and runs right at Reynolds, who swivels out of the way and ends up behind Raab, rolling him up into a schoolboy!

1...

2...

Raab kicks out!

Alexander Corvis: Austin Reynolds almost had it there!

Alexandria Kendrick: You mean this match would have been over already?!

Reynolds and Raab both get back to their feet, but Raab is able to score first, connecting with a huge clothesline! Austin nearly flips as the move connects. Raab looks down at Reynolds, pleased with himself. He then lifts him to a seated position and drives a knee straight into his back! Reynolds falls to the mat, but Raab puts him in a seated position again and drives a knee into his back the second time! Reynolds falls down to the mat and Raab goes for the cover! Reynolds shoves him off before the ref can even start the count.

Alexander Corvis: Reynolds has too much fight still left in him!

Alexandria Kendrick: Come on, Austin!

Raab grabs Reynolds’s head and locks him in a sleeperhold on the mat. Austin struggles in the hold as the referee checks if he wants to submit. Austin shakes her head defiantly before pulling back an arm and clocking Raab in the masked face with a right hand! He hits Raab with a second right hand and then a third before eventually breaking the hold.

Raab rolls onto his back before attempting to get to his feet as Reynolds does the same. Reynolds runs at Raab and then flips him onto the mat with a rolling kneebar, locking in the hold tight! Raab cries out at the pain, gripping his own hair in frustration.

Alexander Corvis: What a maneuver by Reynolds! He has that kneebar locked in solid on Lord Raab!

Reynolds has the hold in tight as Raab continues to struggle. Raab uses his free leg to kick Reynolds in the face! Austin shrugs off the blow, but is unable to shrug off the second kick, which causes his head to snap back and to release the hold!

Alexandria Kendrick: Damn! Lord Raab nearly kicked Austin’s head off!

The damage done, Raab clutches his leg as he crawls over to the ropes, using them to get to his feet. He hobbles around, trying to get motion back into his leg. However, Austin stops his efforts short when he runs from behind and takes the champ down with a chop block!

Alexander Corvis: This is where Reynolds gets extremely dangerous…

Alexandria Kendrick: I don’t hear Lord Raab saying much now!

Austin Reynolds stays on a grounded Raab, grabbing his leg and applying a standing Achilles lock! Raab grimaces in pain at the hold. Reynolds goes to roll Raab into a different submission, but Raab pulls him forward trying to roll Austin up into a small package!

Reynolds flips out of it and Raab pops up into a seated position. Reynolds takes him down with a dropkick to the face! Reynolds grabs Raab’s bad leg again and this time locks him in a single leg crab! Raab screams out in pain as he reaches out his arm, attempting to grab the ropes.

Raab crawls and crawls as Reynolds tries to pull the bigger competitor back, but to no avail. Raab reaches and grabs the ropes, causing the referee to tell Reynolds to break the hold.

Alexander Corvis: Somehow, some way Raab made it to the ropes to break the hold.

Alexandria Kendrick: Yeah but that just prolongs the punishment!

Raab keeps his grip onto the ropes and uses them to pull himself out of the ring, where he falls to the outside. Raab holds his leg as he catches a breather, but Reynolds is hot on his tail, following him out of the ring. Reynolds grabs Raab by the head and rams it into the barricade. The referee begins to count out both competitors.

1...Raab’s head collides with the barricade hard.

2...Reynolds grabs his Raab’s head a second time, but this time Raab pulls on Reynolds’ tights and sends him crashing into the barricade, shoulder first!

3...Raab uses the side of the ring to get to his feet and rolls in the ring, yelling at the referee to continue counting Austin out.

Alexander Corvis: The referee’s count is at four!

Alexandria Kendrick: Come on, Austin, come on!

The referee’s count reaches five as Reynolds manages to get himself back in the ring. Raab mutters something to himself angrily as he gets to his feet, watching Reynolds do the same. Raab runs looking for a clothesline, but Reynolds dodges it and immediately goes for a roundhouse kick. Raab ducks the attempt, gets behind Reynolds, and plants him with a bridging German suplex! Raab is up with energy as that seemed to take everything out of Reynolds! The tables turn as Raab is back in control!

1…

2…

...

Austin Reynolds kicks out!

Alexander Corvis: Lord Raab was a millisecond from successfully defending his Showtime championship!

Alexandria Kendrick: Austin would rather take his last breath in the ring before admitting defeat to Lord Raab!

Raab looks frustrated as he glares at the referee and then turns his attention back to Austin Reynolds, who is clutching the back of his head on the mat. Raab hobbles over to Reynolds before grabbing him and lifting him to him feet. Austin breaks free of Raab’s grasp and levels him with a roundhouse kick to the head, sending Raab down to the mat before collapsing himself! The referee starts to count as both Anarchists are down and the crowd begins willing them on to get up.

1…

2…

3...both wrestlers start to stir.

4…

5...both wrestlers are back to their feet.

Austin chops Raab across the chest, causing him to stagger back.

Crowd: WHOOO!

Austin chops him across the chest again.

Crowd: WHOOOO!

Raab grabs his chest before responding with a right hand to Austin’s face. He staggers back and responds with a right hand of his own! Raab delivers a right hand and Austin responds with a right hand of his own again! Both competitors continue to jockey for an advantage until Raab kicks Austin in the stomach!

Alexander Corvis: This is an incredibly competitive match!

Alexandria Kendrick: Well with the Showtime title on the line, what do you expect?

Reynolds tries to fight back but Raab kicks him in the stomach a second time, lifts Austin up over his shoulder, before running over and dropping his face across the top turnbuckle with a snake eyes! Raab runs across the ring and bounces off the ropes. On the rebound, he looks for a big boot, but Reynolds dodges, taking him down with a chop block! Raab falls to one knee. Austin runs at him looking to deliver a flying knee strike. Raab ducks and pushes Austin into the corner. Raab quickly runs in and follows up with a clothesline, leaving Reynolds completely winded.

Raab lifts Reynolds up and places him on the top turnbuckle and strikes him across the face. Raab then grabs Reynolds’s head and attempts to hit a suplex, but Reynolds holds onto the ropes and Raab goes crashing to the mat by himself!

Alexander Corvis: That didn’t turn out the way Raab had planned!

Raab gets up and tries to grab Reynolds but the 21st Century Renegade hits him with a right hand, causing Raab to stumble back. Austin adjusts himself on the top rope, turns around and stands to his feet on the top turnbuckle. The cocky Bulletproof member mockingly bows to the crowd that return his theatrics with a mixed reaction.

Alexander Corvis: Reynolds should really stay focused on the match at hand. It’s far from over!

Alexandria Kendrick: Austin is a showman, Alexander. It’s past time that showmanship is brought back to the sport.

Seizing the moment, Raab jumps up and clubs him in the back! Raab clubs Austin again and then starts to ascend the turnbuckles. He reaches the top turnbuckle, grabs Reynolds, and attempts to execute a top rope back drop!

Alexandria Kendrick: TIMMMBBBERRRR!!!!

However, Reynolds manages to partially turn his body on the way down, landing in a cover on Raab! The referee drops and makes the count!

1...

2...

3!!

DING DING DING

Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match and NEW Showtime Champion… Austin Reynolds!

Alexander Corvis: Reynolds did it! Reynolds is the new Showtime Champion!

Alexandria Kendrick: Once again the Samson Family gains championship gold!

Reynolds doesn't get a second to celebrate as Raab runs up and uppercuts Austin in the chin! Raab doesn't get all of it as Reynolds is sent over the top rope! He lands on his feet and grabs the title from the apron then hightails it out of there! Raab gets out of the ring in a rage as Losak tries to reason with him. We fade to a commercial!

Coming Soon

~~

We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.

Patricia Downs: The following main event contest is a tag team match scheduled for ONE FALL!

The lights in the arena flash in hues of pale purple and blue as the beginning strains of “Dark Horse” by Our Last Night begins to make it’s way through the airwaves of the PA system. Once the main beat begins to play, Astrid Sedin makes her way out onto the stage with a confident swagger in her step as she walks to the top of the ramp. There she stops and spreads her legs apart as she uses both hands to fluff up her hair with a twisted smirk on her face. She remains there for a few moments as she absorbs all the energy before she began to make her way down the ramp. As she walks with that same confidence, she reaches out to slap the hands of a few ramp side fans but jerks her hand away at the very last minute and laughs before holding up her hand as she continues to make her way towards the ring.

Once she’s reached the bottom, she smirks and scowls at the ring before heading off to the right hand side still holding up her hand to ignore the fans. Astrid quickly hops up onto the ring apron and gets up to her feet. She looks out at the crowd as she bends her knees and quickly enters the ring through the bottom and middle ropes with a quick twirl around as before holding up her arms at shoulder height, shaking her head to each side once as she talks smack towards the crowd. She then stands off to the side and waits as she entrance music fades out.

Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Astrid Sedin!

The crowd showed a mixed reaction the second 'Coming For The Throne' took over the sold out arena. Bill Ryder waited for the song to carry on for about twenty seconds before he decided to emerge from behind the black curtain. The former King of Bereavement slowly walked across the top of the stage, his eyes pointing directly towards the ring. The heavily bearded Ryder could be seen with a more intense image then his previous runs in EHWF. He stood at the top of the ramp while representing his vintage black and red attire that held his name and various logos. His attire matches perfectly, all the way from the black and red padded boots, to the Fox biker gloves that covered his hands. A black unzipped 'Bulletproof Born' hoodie stretched perfectly the skin of his impressive physique. He stood motionless for a few seconds, allowing himself to feed off the adrenaline from the live crowd.
(Audio)
Wake up, when you're burning inside
And everybody's gone & lost their faith in you


:: The methodical Ryder extended his right hand forward, lifting his thumb and pushing his index finger forward, forming a hand made gun signal with the use of his right hand. He then retreated his index finger from pointing towards the ring, to it now being pointed to the side of his head. He smirked, pulling the trigger and sending a violent chill throughout the arena. ::

:: He never once increased his pace towards the ring. He ignored the arrogant fans around him, as he slowly stepped past them as if they weren't there. He slowly walked up the steps, taking a few steps across the apron, before entering the ring. ::
(Audio)
Wake up, you better open your eyes
Look around 'cause there's so much love to loose

:: He stepped to the center of the ring and looked out into the sea of fans who surrounded him. He then extended both hands forward, while displaying the same gun symbol now with both hands. He pointed both hands towards the crowd, who continued to show their disapproval for this new side of the man who once was viewed as one of their favorites. ::

:: He then lowered his hands down away from the crowd, but was now pointing both hands in the direction of the EHWF Showtime Championship that he still wore around his waist. He revealed a smile that preached a vile sickness towards those watching all around him. ::
(Audio)
(Whoa) Heavy is the heart of the one who walks alone
(Whoa) Let 'em know that you're coming for the throne

:: Bang! ::

:: He then dropped down to both knees, as he lifted his head upward and towards the rafters above the ring. He stretched his arms outward, as if he was a man praying to be sacrificed to the God's above. He stayed like this for a few seconds before lowering his head, and sliding over towards the nearest corner where he would take a seat on the mat, and await for the pre-match ceremonies to begin. ::

(Audio)
I'm coming for the throne

Patricia Downs: And her partner tonight… Bill Ryder!

The Misfit comes down the entrance from the crowd as the fans cheer! The lights are dark and flicker as he makes his way into the arena! He gets on the ramp and makes his way into the ring as he waits for his match to start!

Patricia Downs: And next their opponents… The Bad Blood Champion… The Misfit!

The lights in the arena flicker off, as the opening to "Nimble Bastard" by Incubus begins to play throughout the arena. Out from behind the curtains steps Brandon Bash. The crowd surprisingly cheer the once most hated man of EHWF. He is wearing his new EHWF "BBW Brandon Bash Wrestling" t-shirt along with his wrestling trunks that are black and have a BB logo similar to the Daredevil DD, in a font that is wrapped in barbwire on the back of them. Brandon looks around at the crowd, flashing a cocky smirk as he stops halfway down the ramp. He brings his palms together, then bows his head slightly while closing his eyes. It seems as if he is saying a small prayer, before opening his eyes and flashing a small, sadistic grin across his lips. He makes his way down the ramp, ignoring all the jeers and insults from the crowd. He climbs up the steel steps, wiping his feet on the apron before climbing in through the middle rope. Brandon would then pace around the ring a bit, before stepping over to a random turnbuckle. He would once again flash his trademark sadistic grin, as he popped his knuckles, then his neck. "Nimble Bastard" began to fade away as he awaited for the bell to ring.

Patricia Downs: And his partner… The other half of the Challenge Champions… Brandon Bash!

DING DING DING

Main Event: Brandon Bash & Eric Smith vs. Bill Ryder & Astrid Sedin

Eric Smith takes his place as ref as Brandon Bash locks up with Bill Ryder and the fans go nuts! Bash knees Bill in the gut then whips him into the corner! Bash follows up with a big corner clothesline! The fans are on their feet as the two get into a fistfight and Bill knocks Bash down! They get back up and Bill hits Bash with another lariat! Bash is back up but hits Bill with a big jawbreaker! Bill runs up and spears Bash down to the mat and start hitting him with lefts and rights! Both men get up and they come to the center again but Bill slips behind him and hits Bash with a big German Suplex!

Alexander Corvis: Bash dominating Bill Ryder and if there is one guy Bash can perform well against it’s Bill!

Alexandria Kendrick: Bill coming back though and slowing Bash down with that big suplex!

Bash gets up groggily and Misfit calls for a tag but Bash ignores him. Bill starts beating Bash with lefts and rights! Bill headbutts Bash in the corner then runs up for a corner clothesline but Bash jumps up and Bill runs right into his boot! Bash runs out of the corner and hits Bill with a big swinging neckbreaker! Bill tries to get up after that but stands right into Wicked Prayer! The fans go nuts as Bash covers! Eric slides down but he doesn’t count, he just holds his arm up!

Alexander Corvis: Eric Smith just teasing Bash and we knew that this wasn’t going to be a fair fight!!

Alexandria Kendrick: Oh well… My father needs a dose of his own medicine, what can I say?

Bash gets up as Eric teases him and doesn’t count the cover! Eric and Bash get in each other’s faces! Eric headbutts Bash square in the face and sends him down bleeding to the canvas! Misfit goes to run in but Eric ducks him! Misfit turns around and Eric Smith hits Misfit with Breathless right in the chest! The fans all get to their feet as Astrid helps Bill up and they look confused! Eric slides out of the ring and looks at his reflection in the Bad Blood Championship. He then grabs both Challenge Championship belts and leaves the area, making his way back up the ramp!

Alexander Corvis: Where the heck is Eric Smith going!? He took both Bash and The Misfit down and pretty much screwed them, now he’s leaving?

Alexandria Kendrick: It was his only intention to take down his two Bad Blood rivals here tonight. He sent the biggest message of all and he’s on top of the world right now!

Bill runs up and grabs Misfit as he tosses him outside of the ring and to the floor! Astrid jumps off of the apron and lands on Misfit as the fans go nuts! Bill sees that Bash is hurt and picks him up, scoopslaming him on the mat! Bill covers!

1…
2…
NO!

Bash kicks out and the fans go nuts! Bill picks Bash up and tosses him in the corner! Bash yells in pain as Bill hits a running corner elbow! Bash is bleeding badly and Bill lines him up but misses Ryde of Your Life! Bash hits Bill with Texas Chin Massacre! Bill hits the corner and Astrid tags herself in! Bill falls to the mat and Bash is too hurt to realise Bill isn’t legal anymore!

Alexander Corvis: Bash! Wake up! Wake up! Astrid is legal!

Alexandria Kendrick: Astrid very smart and calculating there! Bash needs to wake up but Bill has done the damage!

Bash covers Bill but the ref who replaces Smith doesn’t count! Bash gets pissed off. Misfit drags Bill out and hits Bill with Sanity on the outside! Bill has done all the legwork. Misfit tries to tell Bash that Bill isn’t legal but Bash doesn’t listen as Bill has damaged him and he is enraged at Misfit! Bash slides out and baseball slide kicks Misfit into the barricade! The fans go nuts! Astrid smirks the whole time as Bash slides back in on a knee and she climbs the turnbuckle!

Alexander Corvis: Astrid going up top and Bash needs to get his shit together! Astrid planning this whole thing out!

Alexandria Kendrick: Bill Ryder got FUCKED up from Sanity from The Misfit there! If they wanted to impress Ryan Morgan they’re not doing the best job!

Bash gets up and looks down at Bill on the outside. He turns around and sees Astrid then puts 2 and 2 together! He makes a break for it but the work is all done for Astrid and she hits Bash with Flippin’ Out! The fans lose it and she covers Bash on the mat as she grabs his waistband!

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DING DING DING!

Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Astrid Sedin and Bill Ryder!

Alexander Corvis: Sedin and Ryder do it! The Family get more big wins!!

Alexandria Kendrick: Bash and Misfit couldn’t work as a team and Eric Smith had them screwed from the start… They had no chance!

Eric Smith laughs at the top of the stage with both Challenge belts as he leaves backstage. Astrid slides out and helps a groggy Bill Ryder up to his feet and they make their way off. Misfit looks at Bash and shakes his head as Bash tries to recover in the ring.

Alexandria Kendrick: Misfit not too happy after that one…

The Misfit makes his way up the ramp when the lights go out and the crowd pops in anticipation. A *click* *click* *click* of a cane echoes through the arena. The heavy base of "Man in the Box" hits as white lights flash on the stage. There is a buzz in the air from the EHWF fans, unfamiliar with the entrance music.

Alexander Corvis: W-wait!? Who the heck is that!? What’s happening?

Alexandria Kendrick: No idea who’s music that is…

As the chorus kicks in the spotlight hits the stage as Oliver Black walks out dressed all in black. A long black trench coat with fur on its shoulders, a black top hat and a black mask resembling a plague doctor’s mask. The man walks with an umbrella tapping the ground as he walks across the stage as he gets to the center he kicks up the umbrella as it comes to rest on his shoulder and removes his mask and begins laughing as he stares down The Misfit.

Alexander Corvis: What?! W-who is this guy?! What is this sicko and why is he confronting The Misfit?

Alexandria Kendrick: That… That’s the new signee to Anarchy… Oliver Black! What does he want with The Misfit?

The Misfit lunges at Black but is met with a umbrella shot to the gut doubling over the Misfit. Oliver lifts the umbrella in the air slamming it on his back over and over again. Black pulls the Misfit up by his hair before wrapping the umbrella around the neck and delivers a Russian leg sweep against the Anarchy stage.

Alexander Corvis: What the heck is he doing?! What does he want with The Misfit!?

Alexandria Kendrick: Oliver Black debuting in style on Anarchy and attacking the Bad Blood Champion… Where’s he going now?!

Oliver Black goes behind the curtain and comes back out pulling out a large black body bag. As Misfit stirs Black hits him again in face with the umbrella handle. Oliver rolls the unconscious Misfit into the body bag zipping it closed. A few men dressed in black come from the back and lift the body bag carrying it off stage. Oliver Black follows turning and smirking at the camera one last time before exiting with the Misfit in a body bag!

Alexander Corvis: No way?! Oliver Black… This guy who we’ve never seen, who hasn’t even had a match here yet just brutalized Misfit and took him in a body bag!?! What’s he gonna do to him?

Alexandria Kendrick: What about the Bad Blood Championship?!

Bash witnessed the whole thing from the ring. He looks shocked as he sits up and wipes the blood from his eyes…

Alexander Corvis: Well that was freaky! I can’t wait to see what happens next week at Aces High… Will Misfit be there?! That’s all we have time for! Thanks for joining us; we’ll see you next week! Good night and be safe!

We see Bash staring out at where Misfit was, in shock and confusion as we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show!