Anarchy - July 2nd, 2017 Jul 5, 2017 2:40:46 GMT -5
Post by EHWF Management on Jul 5, 2017 2:40:46 GMT -5
Fireworks explode into the air along the entrance stage and down the rampway. The Extreme-Tron comes to life as well showcasing a montage of the Anarchists of Anarchy in in-ring action to the tune of the official theme song of Anarchy.
Alexandria Kendrick: Welcome to another episode of Saturday Night Anarchy!!
The camera finally lands on the commentating table near ringside where Alexander Corvis and Alexandria Kendrick are seated.
Alexander Corvis: We are LIVE from London England and we have a packed night for you tonight, most notably the Heavyweight Championship match which will feature 5 stars fighting it out to be called the first!
Alexandria Kendrick: That’s going to be a beyond amazing match to witness, personally I think Lord Raab has it in the bag, I mean how could this guy not win it? It’s going to be hard to overcome Ryder and Reynolds as they will surely help each other out but I think Raab can get the job done!
Alexander Corvis: The Misfit was vanquished by Brandon Bash who has confidently called himself the Bad Blood Champion now! Oliver Black has made it known that Bash’s troubles are far from over and tonight they do battle!
Alexandria Kendrick: Going to be one to witness that’s for sure! I’m not sure that Brandon can overcome someone like Oliver Black. I know Black hasn’t had a match but he seems so capable!
Alexander Corvis: Of course we know that Joshua Samson quit after being defeated and humiliated by Michael Rissi last week but something tells me he’s still sniffing around.
Alexandria Kendrick: Unfortunately you’re right. I think it took Rissi 5 seconds to beat Samson in a match that Samson requested. What the hell was Samson thinking!? Rissi is a fucking beast! He had no chance!.
Alexander Corvis: Astrid Sedin will take on her rival Jessie Roberts in the opener and Cordelia Malice will debut with them as well! I’m eager to see this one unfold!
Alexandria Kendrick: And if you saw Mayhem you not only saw Joshua Samson sneaking around but you would have seen that the Retribution Royale is next week! No doubt everyone will be fighting tough tonight to rank in high for next week!
Alexander Corvis: It’s going to be an amazing night tonight Alexandria! Lets start the show!
We pan down to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a triple threat match!
"I AM THE FIRE" as sung by Lzzy Hale starts at the chorus as fog fills the entrance ramp. Cordelia Malice, wearing a red leather jumper emerges through the mist and struts confidently down the entrance ramp. She steps in the ring and stands in the center. She removes her duster revealing a black leather tank top and her tattooed arms and deep red leather pants underneath. She cracks her taped fingers as she awaits for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, weighing in at one hundred and thirty pounds and hailing from Helltown, Ohio….she is Cordelia Malice!!!
Alexander Corvis: A young woman with a decent pedigree here...
Alexandria Kendrick: But it’s only like her second or third match!
Alexander Corvis: You don’t know how many matches she’s had? It’s her first here in EHWF, Alexandria!
Alexandria Kendrick: I wasn’t given the proper documentation! You can’t blame me for that...
With Mama Said Knock You Out playing in the background Jessie walks out onto the stage and starts to bounce around trying to get loose. She waited for a few moments before she walked down and slaps hands with a few fans as she does this before she stops at the steps slapping the top of them before getting in the ring. She then get in and bounces around then if she is out on her own look at the entrance waiting for her opponents or if others are in the ring she looks on at them.
Patricia Downs: Next, weighing in at one hundred and forty-eight pounds, she hails originally from Iowa City, Iowa…she is the Hawkeye Warrior...this is Jessie Roberts!!!
Alexander Corvis: Do you know who this is or do we need to send for your guy?
Alexandria Kendrick: We can do that during the show?
Alexander Corvis: I thought you were supposed to be a serious broadcast journalist now?
Alexandria Kendrick: Well, I have to have the right stuff given to me!
The lights in the arena flash in hues of pale purple and blue as the beginning strains of “Dark Horse” by Our Last Night begins to make it’s way through the airwaves of the PA system. Once the main beat begins to play, Astrid Sedin makes her way out onto the stage with a confident swagger in her step as she walks to the top of the ramp. There she stops and spreads her legs apart as she uses both hands to fluff up her hair with a twisted smirk on her face. She remains there for a few moments as she absorbs all the energy before she began to make her way down the ramp. As she walks with that same confidence, she reaches out to slap the hands of a few ramp side fans but jerks her hand away at the very last minute and laughs before holding up her hand as she continues to make her way towards the ring.
Once she’s reached the bottom, she smirks and scowls at the ring before heading off to the right hand side still holding up her hand to ignore the fans. Astrid quickly hops up onto the ring apron and gets up to her feet. She looks out at the crowd as she bends her knees and quickly enters the ring through the bottom and middle ropes with a quick twirl around as before holding up her arms at shoulder height, shaking her head to each side once as she talks smack towards the crowd. She then stands off to the side and waits as she entrance music fades out.
Patricia Downs: Finally, weighing in at one hundred and one pounds, she hails from West Chester, Pennsylvania, representing Bulletproof of The Samson Family….this is Astrid Sedin!!!
Alexandria Kendrick: What is really going on with Astrid and her seemingly incessant crusade against Jessie?
Alexander Corvis: I… don’t know?
Alexandria Kendrick: Talking about me, I thought you were a broadcast journalist?
Alexander Corvis: Doesn’t mean I know everything, Alexandria, geez!
DING DING DING
Match #1: Astrid Sedin vs. Jessie Roberts vs. Cordelia Malice
Jessie instantly charges at Astrid. Cordelia Malice just watches in an almost detached manner. Jessie extends her arm for a clothesline but Astrid catches her for an armdrag that sends her skittering under the bottom rope to the floor. Malice moves in behind Astrid and rolls her up for a schoolboy.
ASTRID KICKS OUT!!!
Alexander Corvis: Sneaky move from Malice that nearly got her the pinfall on Sedin!
Alexandria Kendrick: These girls are getting it in quick and in a hurry!
Malice and Astrid get to their feet and lock-up in a collar and elbow tie-up. They jockey for position turning sideways to the crowd. Jessie climbs up and springboards off the ropes into a dropkick that knocks both women down. Malice looks to pounce on Astrid but Sedin monkey flips her off. Jessie then catches Malice for a victory roll.
MALICE KICKS OUT!!!
Alexandria Kendrick: So what do we really know about Cordelia?
Alexander Corvis: We don’t have a lot of production notes on her. I know there are high hopes coming out of the front office.
Astrid quickly gets to her feet and drills Jessie with a lunging clothesline. Malice catches Astrid right after for a small package.
JESSIE BREAKS IT UP WITH AN ELBOW TO THE HEAD!!!
Alexandria Kendick: Jessie seems to have tunnel vision! She’s letting the personal war between her and Astrid blind her!
Alexander Corvis: If she’s not careful, it’ll cost both her and Sedin the way she keeps going after her leaving one of them vulnerable to Cordelia Malice!
Alexandria Kendrick: This Cordelia chick has gotten close multiple times already.
Alexander Corvis: If that keeps happening, one of these times, Malice won’t just get close!
Jessie starts to pound away on Astrid, swinging both fists like a madwoman. Astrid pushes away but Malice rolls her up before she can do anything. Astrid rolls through and dropkicks Malice’s knees. Malice falls to all fours and Jessie looks to launch herself off Malice’s back. Astrid catches her and turns her into a powerbomb across Malice.
Crowd: HOLY SHITE! HOLY SHITE!
Alexander Corvis: Holy crap indeed!
Alexandria Kendrick: Both Cordelia and Jessie will be having some back pains for the rest of the night after that!
Cordelia falls to the mat and Jessie, clutching her back, rolls off. Astrid runs to the ropes and looks for a Quebrada. Jessie moves and Astrid lands across Malice. Jessie gives Astrid a dropkick as she sits up and Malice rolls her over into a backslide.
Astrid KICKS OUT!!!
Alexander Corvis: That was a very close pinfall! Sedin barely kicked out at the last millisecond!
Alexandria Kendrick: It’ll take more than that to keep the Queen of Anarchy down for the count!
Jessie gives Astrid a clothesline and looks for the cover but Malice takes the Iowa native over into a rolling cradle.
Jessie KICKS OUT!!!
They get up and Jessie takes Astrid down with a lariat! She gets up but Jessie hits her with another lariat! The fans get on their feet as Jessie lines her up! Astrid gets up and gets a big spear! Astrid has no rebuttal, she's hurt and Jessie manages a standing moonsault right on Astrid in the centre of the ring!
Alexandria Kendrick: Jessie Roberts is fighting back and now she's a house of fire! What a match this is shaping up to be!
Alexander Corvis: All three getting up now as Malice looks like she's got a plan!
All three start up. Malice catches Astrid with Divine Malice!
Jessie BREAKS IT UP!!!
Alexander Corvis: Yet another close pinfall by Malice!
Alexandria Kendrick: Malice doing quite well in terms of touches tonight but nothing she's really doing is having much of an effect. Maybe Malice is a little overrated?
Astrid rolls away as Malice and Jessie begin trading shots. Jessie kicks her low and then sets for the Hawkeye Pride (sitout powerbomb), drilling Malice with it. Unseen, Astrid climbs to the top as Jessie goes for the cover.
Astrid breaks the pinfall with Flippin’ Out (diving somersault senton)!
Alexandria Kendrick: Now THAT is what I call breaking up a pin attempt!
Alexander Corvis: Both Malice and Roberts looks completely out of it at this point! I don’t think they have any more gas in the tank, Alexandria!
Astrid gets up as she sees Roberts try and get to her feet! Astrid then covers Malice as Jessie did all the hard work with her power bomb. Astrid smirks as she hooks the leg of Malice!
DING DING DING!
Alexander Corvis: Astrid Sedin got it!
Alexandria Kendrick: Where did she come up with that kind of timing?
Alexander Corvis: Maybe she’s born with it?
Alexandria Kendrick: And maybe it’s… ah, whatever!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner….Astrid Sedin!!!
Astrid rolls out of the ring to stand on the outside as a dejected Jessie gets back to her feet. Astrid mockingly laughs while mouthing “you’ll never beat me” to Jessie. The Hawkeye Warrior can do nothing but glare at the Bulletproof female.
Alexandria Kendrick: Jessie is just going to have to admit to herself that she really just can’t beat Astrid. No matter what kind of match, Astrid is just too much for her.
Alexander Corvis: Though I don’t fully agree with that, Alexandria, I must admit that Sedin does seem to have Roberts’ number.
The movement of Cordelia Malice draws the attention of Jessie from the corner of her eye. She turns to see the newcomer getting up to all fours. In a seemingly blind rage, Jessie charges over and knees the woman in the side of the head, sending her flopping onto her back.
Alexander Corvis: What in the world?!
Jessie pulls Malice up by her hair, stuffs her head, and then lifts her up in a powerbomb before sitting down with it completing her Hawkeye Pride. With a dazed look in her eyes, Jessie sits with Malice, basically unconscious, between her legs.
Alexandria Kendrick: Holy crap! Jessie has completely lost it! Look at the look in her eyes! She’s snapped!
Alexander Corvis: Although I condemn her behavior here, I can fully understand what has driven this young lady over the line! Sedin has literally hounded Roberts nonstop over the past two months and it has caused her to become unhinged!
The powerful Jessie Roberts breathes heavily as she looks down at the destroyed Malice on the mat! We fade out backstage.
We come in backstage where the mystical 3 Ninjas are in the locker room. The fans watching on the tron boo them as they get changed and whatnot after losing a dark match earlier in the night.
Ninja #1: Don’t worry brothers. After next week it’s all success and fame for us from there on out!
The Ninja’s laugh but outta nowhere rushes DGS from behind, forearming one in the back of the head and stomping him out! The others go to step in but James Champ and Madison Murdock swarm on them and start attacking the Ninjas!
Alexandria Kendrick: Shit! That’s the Smith Family from Mayhem!? What’re they doing here and why are they attacking the Ninjas!?
Alexander Corvis: Remember Rissi sent them to Anarchy last week... I don’t think this is what he had in mind though? Why attack the Ninjas?
The Ninja’s fight back and DGS starts to get pummeled until Champ helps him out! They get the upper hand and DGS knocks one of them out while Champ puts the other through a bench! Madison has one on the ground, her boot on his neck as he screams out in pain! The fans watching boo as we close up and see DGS get on the floor, right up close to the Ninja’s head!
DGS: Hey… Asshole… We know you guys were given the opportunity to compete in the Retribution Royale next week… Well we WEREN’T! We know you have an entry ball! Where is it!?
Alexander Corvis: They’re gonna steal one of Anarchy’s Retribution Royale balls!? Damn the Smith Family!
Madison digs her boot in harder as Champ laughs! The Ninja screams in pain as DGS holds his hand up to his ear!
Ninja #1: OK! OK! Fine! It’s in the locker! AH! It’s in the locker!
DGS kicks the Ninja in the head, knocking out the last conscious one! The fans boo as they watch on the tron. DGS tilts his head at Madison and Champ! They start to kick the shit out of the locker until it springs open. DGS reaches inside and pulls out the Retribution Royale entry ball!
DGS: That’s a start…
The Smith Family quickly leave the area as we cut back to the arena.
Patricia Downs makes her way in the ring ready to announce the next contest.
Patricia Downs: This following main event contest is set for one fall!
The arena goes black before the *Click* *Click* *Click* of Oliver Blacks umbrella echoes through out the arena. After the clicking stops there is a long pause before the drums of "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains comes in hard
The once pitch black arena is blinded as the Anarchy stage lights up in bright white light, spotlighting "The Nightmare" Oliver Black. Standing in a long black trench coat, fur lining the inside collar. As well as a black plague doctors mask. His trademark umbrella resting on his shoulder. Black soaks in the crowd before opening the umbrella and stalking to the ring a single spotlight following him.
Approaching the ring, Oliver closes the umbrella and rolls under the bottom rope. As the crescendo of the song approaches Black throws off his mask and out his arms.
Patricia Downs: Making his way to the ring now… Oliver Black!
The lights in the arena flicker off, as the opening to "Nimble Bastard" by Incubus begins to play throughout the arena. Out from behind the curtains steps Brandon Bash. The crowd surprisingly cheer the once most hated man of EHWF. He is wearing his new EHWF "BBW Brandon Bash Wrestling" t-shirt along with his wrestling trunks that are black and have a BB logo similar to the Daredevil DD, in a font that is wrapped in barbwire on the back of them. Strapped around his waist is the Bad Blood Championship. Brandon looks around at the crowd, flashing a cocky smirk as he stops halfway down the ramp. He brings his palms together, then bows his head slightly while closing his eyes. It seems as if he is saying a small prayer, before opening his eyes and flashing a small, sadistic grin across his lips. Brandon reaches down and pats the main plate of the Bad Blood Championship as he makes his way down the ramp. He climbs up the steel steps, wiping his feet on the apron before climbing in through the middle rope. Brandon would then pace around the ring a bit, before stepping over to a random turnbuckle. He would once again flash his trademark sadistic grin, as he popped his knuckles, then his neck and pulled the Bad Blood Championship from around his waist. "Nimble Bastard" began to fade away as he awaited for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And next his opponent… The Bad Blood Champion… Brandon Bash!
DING DING DING
Match #2: Oliver Black vs. Brandon Bash
The match starts and Brandon and Oliver lock up. They struggle for dominance at the start until Oliver knees Brandon in the gut then starts hammering forearms down on his neck and back! Oliver pulls Brandon back and whips him into the corner! Brandon holds his back but Oliver runs up and hits Brandon with a big corner clothesline then starts hitting him with corner elbows! Oliver grabs Brandon but Brandon headbutts him in the face and buys some time. The two lock up, Brandon hits Oliver with and arm drag. They both get up and Brandon hits him with another arm drag! They move around the ring and lock up once again! This time Oliver takes Brandon to the mat and they begin to brawl with wild lefts and rights!
Alexander Corvis: Oliver Blacks in ring debut here tonight and he’s not disappointing! The mysterious and brash young star is living up to the hype now!
Alexandria Kendrick: Brandon Bash proud of his win last week and finally taking down The Misfit and becoming Bad Blood Champion. Oliver Black doesn’t appear too happy about it though!
They get up. Oliver swings at Brandon but Brandon ducks it and comes back with an Enziguri right to Oliver’s head! Oliver goes down and Brandon quickly runs to the outside where he slides in a chair and grabs a kendo stick! The fans go nuts and Oliver gets up but Brandon snaps the kendo stick over his back! Brandon starts to stomp Oliver back down but Oliver powers Brandon back down to the mat with authority! Oliver grabs the chair and dives it right into Brandon’s skull as both men hit the mat and the fans go nuts![/color]
Alexandria Kendrick: SHIT! Brandon with that kendo stick but Oliver just scrambled Bash’s skull with that hardcore chair shot! Jeez, this guy is intense!
They slowly get to their feet. They meet back in the center of the ring and start trading lefts and rights! They really start to brawl and hammer each other with hard shots! Brandon begins to start bleeding from his wounds from last week. Brandon gets the upper hand and hits Oliver with a big kick to the chest! Oliver goes down and Brandon is thinking Texas Chin Massacre! He goes to line him up but Oliver dashes to his feet and brings Brandon down to the mat with a spear!
Alexander Corvis: Oliver really trying to hurt Bash as much as he can here! This may be the first time we’ve seen this guy fight but I’m impressed! I’m more than impressed!
Alexandria Kendrick: Your just can’t doubt Brandon Bash though. As sneaky and horrible as he is, he finds the way to get the job done by any means and Oliver isn’t experienced!
Brandon gets up but Oliver grabs him from behind and hits him with a big German Suplex! He hits Brandon with another one and then a third! Oliver goes for one more but Brandon clings onto the ropes. Oliver lets go of him and both men go down, hurt. Oliver gets up first and boots Brandon in the corner! Brandon gets up but Oliver cracks the chair over his back and Brandon screams! Brandon crawls to the outside and Oliver goes to follow him! Oliver sees that Brandon is crouched down hurt so he targets him but Brandon smashes a bottle over his head! Glass flies everywhere and Brandon slides Oliver back into the ring as the fans cheer!
Alexander Corvis: Oliver got rocked! Bash concealing that bottle from under the ring and he smashed it over Oliver’s head! Oliver is bleeding bad now! Look at all this blood!
Alexandria Kendrick: Bash getting more and more hardcore in this one, showing Oliver that he deserves to be the Bad Blood Champion!
Brandon picks Oliver up and hoists him up for the Wicked Prayer! Oliver starts elbowing Brandon and gets out of it then drives Brandon into the corner hard! Oliver grabs Brandon and hoists him up on the turnbuckle! The fans cheer as Oliver climbs himself, thinking superplex!
Alexander Corvis: Is he going to do it? Really?!
Alexandria Kendrick: What a match! What a night and we haven’t even gotten to the main event yet!!
Oliver gets Brandon in place for a superplex but Brandon resists! He punches Oliver in the face while on the top rope! Oliver hits back the two start trading punches up there! Oliver pushes Brandon away and Brandon loses balance! He grabs onto Oliver Black and the two fall from the top rope to the outside! The fans go wild as the ref comes over and checks on them both motionless on the outside!
Alexander Corvis: They fell! These fans are going nuts! Neither man is moving!
Both are out and the ref starts to count them out! 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… Brandon begins to move. He rolls in the ring. 7… 8… 9… Oliver Black gets up and rolls in just in time! The fans cheer!
Alexander Corvis: They both got in! I think Brandon thought he could win it like that!!
Alexandria Kendrick: Oliver still has life left in him and Bash’s wounds from last week are starting to hinder him!
Brandon leaps into the air, catching Oliver in the head with a diving fist! He scrambles back to his feet and runs to the ropes! Both men run at each other but take each other down with a pair of lariats! The fans go nuts!
Alexander Corvis: Both men down! Look at the blood on the canvas now!!
Alexandria Kendrick: Bash looking more and more angry just like he did last week at Misfit!
Getting to his feet, Brandon backs up to the ropes and eyes Oliver, watching as he stirs on the mat and begins to rise as well. Bash has a steel bar tray in hand now! Oliver gets up and Bash cracks the bar tray over Oliver’s head! The tray is bent and Oliver is dazed! Bash goes for Wicked Pray but Oliver reverses out of nowhere and locks Bash in the Bubonic Plague submission move!
Alexandria Kendrick: Shit! Submission counter out of nowhere on Bash!
Alexander Corvis: Bash is gonna tap! Bash is gonna tap right here! He didn’t see it coming!
Alexandria Kendrick: What a victory that would be! The debuting superstar makes the Bad Blood Champ tap out in his first match!!
Both men struggle desperately, Brandon tries to escape the Bubonic Plague! The champion manages to get one leg free, then the other, and he pulls Oliver in before shoving him off with both feet. Oliver stumbles back into the turnbuckle and comes right back out, but Brandon suddenly gets up and drops down, lifting him up onto his shoulders! Brandon drops Oliver right on the steel chair with a big Samoan Drop!
Alexander Corvis: The champ wants to end it and I think he has! Brandon Bash Wrestling!
Alexandria Kendrick: That was a massive move… but I don’t think Oliver is done… somehow!
Brandon smirks and signals for the Wicked Prayer! The fans cheer as Brandon comes over aggressively and goes to pick Oliver up but Oliver hits Brandon out of nowhere with London Falling! Brandon instantly goes down and Oliver crawls on top of him!!
Alexander Corvis: WHAT?! WHAT!? London Falling as Brandon went to pick Oliver up to end this! London Falling!
Alexandria Kendrick: London Falling in London! Oliver Black is gonna win in his home town and he’s going to beat a champion!!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner... Oliver Black!
Alexander Corvis: He did it! Outta nowhere! Massive win for Oliver Black!!
Oliver Black raises his arms in victory as Brandon Bash backs up and sits in the corner in pain! Bash holds his jaw and gets up, keeping an eye on Oliver Black!
Alexander Corvis: WATCH OUT!!
Bash turns around right into Breathless from Eric Smith who sneaks in the ring! The fans go wild!
Alexander Corvis: ERIC SMITH! ERIC SMITH IS HERE! He just took out Bash! The troubles aren’t over!
Smith eyes down Black but his beef is with Bash. Smith goes to pick Bash up but Oliver clubs Smith in the back and the fans go nuts! Oliver starts stomping on an unsuspecting Smith and starts to go wild! The fans get to their feet!
Alexander Corvis: Smith’s only beef was with Bash but Oliver didn’t care! Smith has a Heavyweight Championship match next! Oliver is going to ruin that for him!!
Oliver starts clubbing Smith with hard shots as he tries to get up but Smith plants Oliver with a massive spinebuster! The fans all get to their feet and cheer but Bash crash Smith in the back of the head with the Bad Blood Championship belt! Smith goes down and Bash starts stomping him on the neck and back! Bash picks Smith up and goes for a big move but Smith pushes Bash off of him! Bash bounces off of the ropes and gets hit with another Breathless!
Alexander Corvis: Another one! Jeez!!
Oliver Black, once again from behind clubs Smith to the mat! Black bounces Smith off of the ropes and when he comes back goes for a clothesline but Smith ducks! Smith rebounds and goes for breathless but Black rolls out of the ring and the fans go nuts! Bash escapes through the crowd as Eric looks around and has a stare down with Black. The fans go nuts as we fade out to backstage.
The scene opens backstage to the closed door of Lord Raab as evident on the placard placed on the door with the Anarchist’s name on it. As the camera pans back to a full shot, Joshua Samson, Esquire can be seen standing next to the door with a wide grin upon his face. The Anarchy crowd explodes with boos. As always the Samson Family Executive Representative is immaculately dressed in an expensive suit and tie, though secured tightly around his neck is a neck brace.
Alexander Corvis: Joshua Samson, Esquire is here at Anarchy! We last paid witness to Mister Samson at Aces High where he lost a match against Michael Rissi which subsequently led him to proclaiming that he quit EHWF!
Alexandria Kendrick: You haven’t been keeping up on Twitter, huh, Alex? Joshua somehow has found a legal way to keep his job as our General Manager and on top of that he is suing EHWF and Michael Rissi for mental anguish and physical damage caused by that farce of a match!
Alexander Corvis: I had no idea about any of that but Samson is here tonight and standing outside of Lord Raab’s dressing room door. What can that possible be about?
Alexandria Kendrick: I’m sure we’re about to find out…
Sure enough, Samson tries to adjust the neck brace, with no success, before knocking on the door of the Masked German Monster. After a short pause, the door swings open to reveal a match ready Lord Raab.
Joshua Samson: How goes it, you big Masked German Goof?!
The much larger man, seemingly in shock at the bravery or stupidity of the General Manager Extraordinaire, gazes down upon Samson.
Lord Raab: What did you call--
Raab is unable to finish his question as a huge fist connects with his masked face sending him stumbling backward into the room.
Alexander Corvis: What in the world?!
Before Raab can mount any kind of offense/defense, The Mongrel stampedes his way into the room and spears Raab into the wall, destroying the drywall in the process.
Alexandria Kendrick: It’s The Mongrel!
Alexander Corvis: At Aces High we paid witness to The Mongrel attacking an unprovoked Jaguar De Oro and then a very much provoked Gerry O’Shea. The Mongrel and Lord Raab has a longstanding feud dating back to when The Mongrel and Joshua Samson first appeared in EHWF.
Before Raab can slump to the floor, Mongrel hoists him up to only bring him back down with The Acidbath (sitdown urinage) through the coffee table in the room. Samson walks into the room as Mongrel makes it back to his feet; a barely conscious Raab laying prone on the floor.
Joshua Samson: Good job, buddy. One less annoying nuisance that we’ll have to deal with in the Anarchy Heavyweight Championship Scramble Match here shortly. It should be easy as hell now for us to get that title as ours with Astrid, Austin, Bill, and now you in the match.
The two walk toward the door to leave.
Joshua Samson: I feel sorry for Ryan Morgan and Eric Smith...yeah...not really…
Samson laughs but quickly moans as he clutches at the neck brace.
Alexander Corvis: Did you hear that, Alexandria? This was a premeditated assault on Lord Raab in order to take him out of the upcoming match and to insert The Mongrel in order to increase the odds of The Samson Family walking away with the Heavyweight Championship!
Alexandria Kendrick: A brilliant move by Mister Samson! I mean as the General Manager he could have simply taken Lord Raab out of the match and inserted The Mongrel but this way is WAAYYYYY better! Hahaa...
Patricia Downs makes her way in the ring ready to announce the main event contest.
Patricia Downs: This following main event contest is set for one fall and it is for the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
::The opening sounds of Skillet's 'Not Gonna Die' hits the PA as smoke machines fill the entrance tunnel with smoke, and a bright light shines through it, illuminating a silhouette inside, walking out onto the stage. As the guitars set in, out of the smoke, dressed in his ring gear, a black leather trench coat, black gloves and sunglasses steps Austin Reynolds, who drops to a kneel, fist to the floor at the top of the ramp. As soon as the vocals start, he rises to his feet, arms spread wide.::
My heartbeat’s slowing down
I won’t take this world’s abuse
I won’t give up, I refuse!##
::Reynolds begins heading down the ramp, jawing at fans alongside the entrance way the whole way, occasionally cocking a hand back as if to backhand those he deems as having been too grabby.::
##This is how it feels when you’re bent and broken
This is how it feels when your dignity’s stolen
When everything you love is leaving
You hold on to what you believe in!##
::He stops in his tracks midway down the ramp, and raises a hand to point at the ring with a finger gun, smirking.::
##The last thing I heard was you whispering goodbye...
And then I heard you flat line!!!##
::He makes like he shoots the ring and breaks into a run to ringside, sliding under the bottom rope in full stride.::
##No, not gonna die tonight
We're gonna stand and fight forever
(Don’t close your eyes)
No, not gonna die tonight
We're gonna fight for us together
No, we’re not gonna die tonight!!!##
::He jumps onto the middle turnbuckle, looking out over the crowd, spreading his arms again, surveying the crowd, and running his mouth the whole time.::
##Break their hold
'Cause I won’t be controlled
They can’t keep their chains on me
When the truth has set me free
This is how it feels when you take your life back
This is how it feels when you finally fight back
When life pushes me I push harder
What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger!##
::He jumps back off of the turnbuckle, landing in a kneeling crouch of a pose like some kind of comic book character.::
##The last thing I heard was you whispering goodbye...
And then I heard you flat line!!!##
::He jumps back to his feet, shrugging off his coat to let it fall to the mat in one smooth motion.::
##No, not gonna die tonight
We’re gonna stand and fight forever
(Don’t close your eyes)
No, not gonna die tonight
We're gonna fight for us together
No, we’re not gonna die tonight!##
::His theatrics apparently done, he drops back into the turnbuckle again, lounging back in it lazily, as he takes off his sunglasses and flicks them out of the ring flippantly.::
Patricia Downs: Making his way to the ring now… First… The Showtime Champion… Austin Reynolds!
Abruptly the lights go out across the arena and it sends the crowed into a frenzy. Slowly the Image of the skull that blinks from being normal to x-rayed appears on the stage screen.
HAIL TO THE KING!
Avenged Sevenfolds Hail to the king blast over the pa system and Eric Smith burst out from behind the curtain dressed in black short trunks and knee pads. His hands are heavily taped. The fans erupt in anger and boos. He then thrust his arms out and into the air. Eric then walks to the center of the stage and crouches down on the stage. He abruptly jumps back up and roars like a mad man. And as his feet hit the ground piro explodes to his left and to his right turning the arena red. Eric then begins to make his way down the ramp . The Rage then walks to the ring steps and climbs his way to the turnbuckle and looks out over the crowed. Climbing into the ring he then awaits for opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next his opponent… Eric Smith!
"No Rest For the Wicked" by Godsmack starts and a small boo goes through the crowd as The Mongrel enters the arena. He looks straight ahead, and stalks to the ring, like a lion slowly but fluidly descending to its hunting grounds. He ignores the fans.
Patricia Downs: And Now… The Mongrel!
The crowd showed a mixed reaction the second 'Coming For The Throne' took over the sold out arena. Bill Ryder waited for the song to carry on for about twenty seconds before he decided to emerge from behind the black curtain. The former King of Bereavement slowly walked across the top of the stage, his eyes pointing directly towards the ring. The heavily bearded Ryder could be seen with a more intense image then his previous runs in EHWF. He stood at the top of the ramp while representing his vintage black and red attire that held his name and various logos. His attire matches perfectly, all the way from the black and red padded boots, to the Fox biker gloves that covered his hands. A black unzipped 'Bulletproof Born' hoodie stretched perfectly the skin of his impressive physique. He stood motionless for a few seconds, allowing himself to feed off the adrenaline from the live crowd.
Wake up, when you're burning inside
And everybody's gone & lost their faith in you
:: The methodical Ryder extended his right hand forward, lifting his thumb and pushing his index finger forward, forming a hand made gun signal with the use of his right hand. He then retreated his index finger from pointing towards the ring, to it now being pointed to the side of his head. He smirked, pulling the trigger and sending a violent chill throughout the arena. ::
:: He never once increased his pace towards the ring. He ignored the arrogant fans around him, as he slowly stepped past them as if they weren't there. He slowly walked up the steps, taking a few steps across the apron, before entering the ring. ::
Wake up, you better open your eyes Look around 'cause there's so much love to loose
:: He stepped to the center of the ring and looked out into the sea of fans who surrounded him. He then extended both hands forward, while displaying the same gun symbol now with both hands. He pointed both hands towards the crowd, who continued to show their disapproval for this new side of the man who once was viewed as one of their favorites. ::
:: He then lowered his hands down away from the crowd, but was now pointing both hands in the direction of the EHWF Showtime Championship that he still wore around his waist. He revealed a smile that preached a vile sickness towards those watching all around him. ::
(Whoa) Heavy is the heart of the one who walks alone (Whoa) Let 'em know that you're coming for the throne
:: Bang! ::
:: He then dropped down to both knees, as he lifted his head upward and towards the rafters above the ring. He stretched his arms outward, as if he was a man praying to be sacrificed to the God's above. He stayed like this for a few seconds before lowering his head, and sliding over towards the nearest corner where he would take a seat on the mat, and await for the pre-match ceremonies to begin. ::
I'm coming for the throne
Patricia Downs: And next… Bill Ryder!
“Better Than You" begins to play on the audio system. Cheers fill the arena. Smoke starts to congregate around the entrance way. As it disappears, Ryan Morgan appears at the top of the ramp. He is wearing black vale tudo shorts and black MMA gloves. He has a green shirt on, reading "Better than you". Cadance walks at his side, wearing a really revealing red dress. He points to the ring and starts walking down towards it with determination, ready to get into the action. He kisses Cadance and then gets in the ring, removing his shirt. He starts to warm up, whilst talking to the referee.
Patricia Downs: And finally tonight… Ryan Morgan!
DING DING DING
Main Event: Ryan Morgan vs. Bill Ryder vs. Eric Smith vs. Austin Reynolds vs. The Mongrel
The fans are going NUTS! The bell sounds and Mongrel, Bill and Austin are on one side and Ryan and Eric are on the other. Ryan slowly walks up to the Samson Family as if he’s trying to talk things out but he drops Bill with a massive right hand! Bill’s nose is busted and Mongrel swarms on Ryan, forces him in the corner and starts beating on him! Austin jumps on Eric and gets the go on him, kneeing and brawling on Eric with quick kicks and strikes! Eric fights back and hits a sonic boom knee to Austin’s gut, sending him down! Eric whips Austin in the corner then follows up with a massive corner clothesline almost taking his head off! Bill runs up behind Eric and blasts him in the back of the head then hits him with a back body drop! Mongrel tosses Morgan across the ring like a sack of potatoes as the fans boo The Samson Family!
Alexander Corvis: Samson Family working together as a tight unit and this is going to be really hard for Ryan and Eric tonight! The Heavyweight Championship on the line!
Alexandria Kendrick: Samson tarnished this match further by taking Raab out of it! 3 Samson Family members are up to try and win the Heavyweight title now!
Bill picks Eric up but Eric rams Bill in the corner and goes for corner thrusts but Austin helps Bill and clubs Eric in the back! Austin holds Eric up and Bill starts hitting Eric with rights and lefts! Mongrel goes to chokeslam Morgan but Morgan pushes off of Mongrel then runs a big punt to Mongrel’s gut! Mongrel leans over and Morgan goes nuts with punches to Mongrel’s head until Mongrel headbutts Morgan to the mat! Austin holds Eric and pins his arms back as Bill starts working him with lefts and rights! Bill runs up a clothesline but Eric jumps up and runs right into Eric’s boot! Eric fights off Austin and levels him with an STO! Bill tries to get back to it but Eric boots him in the gut and smashes him with a big snap DDT! The fans go nuts as Eric covers Bill!
Alexander Corvis: Eric just brutalizes his old foe Bill Ryder and almost gets the 3 count then and there! The timer is ticking but these men still have a lot left in the tank!
Alexandria Kendrick: It’s been brutal so far but I feel like Ryan and Eric might be on the side that says they need to take out some Samson Family guys before they can win this one…
Mongrel runs up and knocks Smith down giving Austin and Bill time to get up! Ryan jumps a knee into Mongrel’s back but Austin hits Morgan with a high jump kick to the chest sending him back down! Bill tells Mongrel to pick Eric up and he does! Mongrel gets Eric up high and plants him in the corner with a big slam! Bill runs up and follows up with a massive corner clothesline as The Samson Family start to lead! Morgan dives down and takes Mongrel’s leg out so Austin runs over and starts stomping Morgan out on the mat and Bill joins in!
Alexander Corvis: Austin and Bill double teaming Morgan now! Morgan and Smith fighting hard but the numbers game is leading this one!
Alexandria Kendrick: There can only be one winner though… Are they going to help Bill or are they just in it for themselves?
Eric runs up and plants Austin with a running cutter! Bill is shocked and runs at Eric but Eric hits Bill with Breathless out of nowhere! Bill is down and Mongrel gets up! Mongrel grabs Eric around the throat then Morgan! Morgan and Eric slap Mongrel away and start beating on him! They bounce off of the ropes and run right up into Mongrel with a big double shoulder block! Mongrel levels Morgan on rebound but Eric ducks it! Mongrel turns right around into Breathless from Eric and the fans go nuts as Eric covers Mongrel!
Alexander Corvis: SMITH GETS THE FIRST FALL!
Alexandria Kendrick: In this Championship Scramble he needs to last 15 minutes longer but he’s pretty beat up not only from this match but also from Bash and Black earlier tonight!
Patricia Downs: Eric Smith is leading via the last fall!
Eric is in the lead but not for long as Austin swarms on him and starts beating him with lefts and rights! The clock reads 14 minutes left and the guys are already hurting! Austin gets Eric in the corner and starts hitting him with big corner thrusts! Eric starts hitting back and drops Austin! Eric looks over and hoists Austin up! Bill slides in but he chooses to watch and not help Austin as Eric plants Austin with a big Northern Lights Suplex! Bill then takes advantage right after and hits Eric with Ryde of Your Life! Bill covers!
Alexander Corvis: Bill Ryder gets the last fall over Eric! A little payback right there!
Alexandria Kendrick: Austin helping Bill out and Bill had enough time to get the jump on Eric with Ryde of Your Life! Can Bill get this done in 11 minutes now?!
Patricia Downs: Bill Ryder is leading via the last fall!
Bill in the lead at just over 10 minutes! Morgan sees Mongrel getting back up on the apron and he runs up and drives an elbow into his head, sending Mongrel crashing back down to the floor outside! Bill fires Ryde of Your Life again but Morgan ducks it and hits Bill square with Ryan of Your Life! Bill goes down like a sack and he’s out of it! The fans are on their feet as Ryan hooks both of his legs!
Alexander Corvis: Ryan Morgan with another pinfall! Can Ryan do it?! Can he really get it done right now!?
Alexandria Kendrick: He’s the only one in that ring that’s been a world champion. It looks like the Samson Family strategy might be falling apart right now!!
Patricia Downs: Ryan Morgan is leading via the last fall!
Mongrel back in it and already he yanks Morgan up! Smith clubs Mongrel in the back and Morgan and Smith double team the giant again, planting him in the corner then down to the mat! Smith and Morgan run at Mongrel but he takes both of them down with a double clothesline! Eric is too hurt and doesn’t get up right away. Morgan takes refuge on the ropes but Mongrel runs at him! Morgan pulls the top rope down and Mongrel goes flying over the top rope to the outside! The fans are going nuts. Morgan gets up but runs right into The Future Shock! The fans boo as Austin Reynolds smirks and covers Morgan!
Alexander Corvis: Reynolds! Reynolds! Reynolds could become Champion right here right now tonight! This kid has talent!!
Alexandria Kendrick: I wonder if Bill is gonna be happy with Reynolds being in the lead?! Bill is in this one for himself but I get the feeling that Mongrel and Austin are looking out for the Family more than he is!
Patricia Downs: Austin Reynolds is leading via the last fall!
Bill comes in. Reynolds and Bill are the only two left in the ring. They appear to start having words and the fans pick up. Reynolds is less aggressive than Bill but we can’t hear what they’re saying! Bill starts to get more erratic but the fans simmer down as Smith runs in and gives Bill a mean right hand! Smith ties up with Reynolds but Reynolds gets the upper hand after a knee to the gut! Reynolds hits Smith with Knights of the Round and Smith is down! Reynolds turns around as Morgan flies off of the top ropes! The fans go NUTS as Ryan hits a flying Injection of Ryan right on Reynolds! Reynolds is down and Ryan covers!
Alexander Corvis: SHIT! RYAN FLYING FROM THE SKY! RYAN MORGAN!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Alexandria Kendrick: Morgan is gonna do it! He’s gonna do it! After that I believe in Morgan! You got 6 minutes left Morgy just get it done!
Patricia Downs: Ryan Morgan is leading via the last fall!
6 minutes left and Ryan forces himself up in time to punt Bill in the ribs down on the mat! Mongrel is in though and hits Morgan with a big knock out punch to the head! Morgan goes down and to the outside! Mongrel follows him and grabs Morgan by the back of the neck then tosses him through the barricade! Morgan lies defeated in a pile of debris as Mongrel comes back in the ring! Reynolds is a bloody mess on the canvas as Bill tries to recover! Smith turns Mongrel around and takes him on hitting him with big lefts and rights! Mongrel is in bad shape and is busted up but he’s a beast and palms Smith right in the chest! Smith stumbles around right into a big boot from Mongrel! Bill gets up and starts shouting at Mongrel. Mongrel helps Bill over and Bill covers Smith!
Alexander Corvis: Bill back in the lead as he and Mongrel start strategizing more and more in this one!
Alexandria Kendrick: Bill is very calculating in this one and it might come down to the Samson Family members all fighting each other here tonight!
Patricia Downs: Bill Ryder is leading via the last fall!
Bill in the lead with 3 minutes on the clock! The fans are going nuts! Everyone is bleeding and hurt! We see Gerry O’Shea in the crowd giving Morgan a pint of Guinness! The fans cheer as Morgan starts drinking some of it! Morgan makes his way back to the apron and Bill instructs Mongrel! Mongrel goes over but Morgan smashes the glass of Guinness over Mongrel’s head! Bill is shocked as he looks up as he sees the timer at 2 and a half minutes! Morgan gets in and Bill starts beating up on him! Morgan gets Bill in a rear naked choke but Bill gets out of it and goes for Ryde of Your Life! Ryan ducks it and hits Morgan with a White Stunn! Bill is down and Ryan covers him!
Alexander Corvis: Oh NO! Samson is probably losing it backstage! Ryan just hit the old White Stunn and covered Bill!
Alexandria Kendrick: 58 seconds left! Ryan is going to freaking pull it off here! He said he would and he’s going to
Patricia Downs: Ryan Morgan is leading via the last fall!
Ryan in the lead with 1 minute left! Ryan gets up and starts brawling with Austin Reynolds! Ryan tries to get out of the ring but Reynolds hits him with The Future Shock! Bill looks up from the corner and sees Eric lining Reynolds up! Reynolds celebrates over Ryan’s body and is ready for the cover but Eric Smith runs up and takes Reynolds out with Breathless! Half a minute now and Bill is raging! He swarms on Eric and starts beating him but he can’t get him down! Bill is fuming but Eric raises him up and headbutts him in the chest back down! Bill screams out for Mongrel and Mongrel gets in the ring! Eric runs up for Breathless but Mongrel grabs Eric by the throat and plants him down with The Acid Bath! Bill gets up shouting and limping as Mongrel steps back! Bill dives on Eric as the timer hits 8 seconds! Ryan goes to run in but Bill spots him and Mongrel dives on him, taking both of them out! Bill has the cover!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the NEW Heavyweight Champion… Bill Ryder!
Alexander Corvis: WHAT!?! WHAT!? Bill pulled it off! Bill got it done in the end and he’s the new Heavyweight Champion! Dammit! Damn Samson and damn the Samson Family!
Alexandria Kendrick: Ryan was so close! Bill was able to get it done in the last 8 seconds! What a match that was!!
Mongrel helps Bill Ryder up and he gets the title! Bill starts celebrating with the title until Austin Reynolds gets back in the ring and stares at Bill and Mongrel!
Alexander Corvis: What’s gonna happen here!? Austin doesn’t look too happy!
The fans go nuts but start to boo as Austin comes forward and hugs Bill and Mongrel! The three men hug and celebrate as Bill holds the title up! Samson and Astrid Sedin rush down the ramp and get in the ring! The fans boo and pelt the ring with garbage as the whole Samson Family is there!
Alexander Corvis: The whole Samson Family is out here celebrating Ryder’s title win!
Bill grabs a mic and holds the title up to the booing fans!
Bill Ryder: I just want to sa…
Suddenly the Corporate Republic Army’s music hits and everyone stops! Ryan Morgan is still outside the ring hurt so the Samson Family look on confused until Patrick O’Flattery comes out on the ramp!
Alexander Corvis: Th-That’s the CRA’s music! A-and that’s Patrick O’Flattery here to break up Bill’s celebration! Ryan Morgan ain’t done yet! WATCH OUT!
Samson instructs Mongrel to stop Patrick as Patrick barrels down the ramp! They run at each other and Mongrel goes to attack but Patrick gets Mongrel up with amazing strength and power and plants Mongrel down on the steel of the bottom of the ramp with a spinebuster! The fans LOSE IT and Mongrel is finished for the night!
Alexander Corvis: SHIT! WHAT STRENGTH!
The Samson Family get worried and defensive as Patrick comes to the ring! Gerry O’Shea comes in the ring from the crowd behind them and attacks Austin Reynolds! Patrick gets in and the fans go WILD! Bill runs at Patrick and tries to hit him with the Heavyweight title belt but Patrick ducks it! Patrick then turns around and flattens Bill with a spear as O’Shea tosses Reynolds out of the ring!
Joshua Samson: STOP! STOP THIS NOW OR I’LL FIRE YOU ALL!
Astrid doesn’t back down! She slaps Patrick across the face! He stands over her but she boots him in the groin! Ryan shows no mercy on her and gets her in his Rear Naked Choke! Astrid struggles in the hold as Patrick grabs Bill by his face and makes him watch!
Gerry O’Shea: Ya see this one lad! Huh!? You guys think you’re so big and bad and tough! You’re just a bunch of small time thugs is all you are!
Ryan tosses Astrid away and she rolls out of the ring gasping for air. Samson steps in the middle of the CRA and berates them!
Joshua Samson: Get out of here right now or you assholes are fired! I mean it!
Ryan Morgan: Who the fuck are you?
Gerry O’Shea blasts Samson in the back of the head from behind then he and Morgan toss Samson out of the ring to the floor and the fans shit themselves!
Alexander Corvis: WHAT!?! WHAT!? They just put their hands on Samson!?! What the hell!?
Alexandria Kendrick: These guys have balls! I guess it’s still up in the air about Samson’s position anyway…
Patrick grabs Bill but Bill pushes away and rolls out of the ring to safety. The fans boo him as he backs up the ramp with his title but the fans go WILD as Eric Smith runs behind him and grabs him, tossing him back in the ring for the CRA!
Alexander Corvis: SMITH!
Alexandria Kendrick: Bill can’t get away that easy! After months and months of the Samson Family doing this every week to a load of superstars, they’re finally getting their own medicine and how apt that it’s the night Bill becomes champion!!
Patrick runs up and boots Bill in the head before he can get up! Gerry and Ryan start shouting!
Gerry O’Shea: Get him up Patty! Get him the fook up right now lad!
Patrick lets out a deafening roar of power as he grabs Bill! He puts him in between his legs as Gerry and Ryan help him! They get him up and they hit Bill with a massive Triple Powerbomb on the Heavyweight title in the center of the ring! The fans give a mixed reaction!
Alexander Corvis: Well I’m afraid that’s all we have time for… I can’t imagine that’s how Bill wanted to celebrate but like it or not Bill Ryder is the Heavyweight Champion and no one can do anything about it! It’s going to be amazing to see what happens next week but for now, be safe and good night!
The CRA members drape the CRA Flag and the Provisional Irish Flag over Bill Ryder as they do the CRA salute over him. We fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show!