Post by La Familia Gómez on Nov 26, 2012 22:03:40 GMT -5
The scene opens up with the opening fireworks shooting up from all around the titan tron to all around the stage area to down both sides of the entrance ramp and finally all around the top of the ring. All this while the official theme song of EHWF Revenge plays in the background.
The camera then pans around the entire arena, showing all of the EHWF fans in the sold out Boardwalk Hall arena live in Atlantic City, New Jersey! After about a minute of panning around the arena and showing all the fans on their feet, the camera pans down to ringside where the EHWF commentating team is ready to call a night full of action.
Steve White: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to EHWF Last Rites! Get ready for a night full of stacked action because you will not want to miss a thing!
Chuck Thompson: That's right, Steve. Like you just said, this card tonight is stacked and it will be non-stop action. The best in the wrestling business are in EHWF and all of them are booked tonight!
Steve White: And the main event will be sure to not dissapoint. A hell in a cell match. Black Man putting the Mayhem World Championship on the line against Frank Finelli. Both men certainly have what it takes to be champion, so i truly think this is anyone's match to win.
Chuck Thompson: I think i agree with you on that one. I can't choose between those two because of what they both bring to the ring every week. They never give up and they always try their hardest which is why it will be such a great main event. And in a cell, too! And in our co-main event it is going to be a tag team ladder match. The once again odd team of Michael Rissi and Sah'ta Thor will be taking on the team of Sujir Thorn and David Ashburn. After what has been going on with Sujir and Sah'ta over the past few weeks, i'm very intersted to see how this one turns out.
Steve White: You never know with those guys. We also have Raven Trueblood challenging David Arnold in a tables match for the North American Championship. Raven Trueblood has repeatedly vowed to be champion since he came back. Tonight is the best oppertunity he might get.
Chuck Thompson: I don't know, Steve. My pick in this one is probably going to be on David Arnold. He has just looked so dominating since coming to EHWF. Only losing one match so far.
Steve White: Well, i guess we will see. Let's get the action going!
The camera then pans up into the ring where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand. She begins to call the first match of the evening.
Patricia Downs: The first contest of the evening is a five man hardcore battle royal match!
The lights go out as red, blue and white strobes fill the arena. The opening guitar riffs to "Enter Sandman" by Metallica begin to play as a large billow of smog covers the entrance. A shadow appears behind the smog before the young Alex Cross appears on the other side of it. His gazed is fixed firmly on the ring but he allows himself to look out into the crowd and snear in their direction.
He heads down the ramp as fans reach out to touch him but he jerks away as they come to close to him As he reaches the base of the ring he slides in underneath the bottom rope and walks to the center of the ring where a single spot light hits him as the rest of the arena appears black as night. Fireworks shoot up into the air from the stage as the lights finally come back on.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... Alex Cross!
The arena goes dark. The word Nightmare flashes across the screen as "Fatal" by The RZA begins to play. Red lights begin to flash and as the music starts to get heavier you see a very large figure begin to emerge from underneath the stage. The arena is now filled with blood red light as Gabriel stands at the top of the stage. He raises his right arm several bolts of lighting strike the stage behind him.
He slowly begins his ascent from the stage to the ring making sure to take his time entering the ring as he stares his opponent down. He climbs up on the apron and then over the ropes never breaking eye contact with his opponent. He lets out a menacing and bellow roar as he raises his fist in the air bolts of lighting hitting each ring post.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent... Gabriel Creed!
The lights dim in the arena as "So What I Lied" by Sick Puppies hits the PA system. Sheamus Moses is seen on the ramp with the attractive looking Blonde business associate Jessica Hyde. Moses turns his back with a grin to the audience and then he walks down the ramp, Miss Hyde jots writing down on her clip board while addressing the shouting fans. Sheamus does not hardly notice any of the fans as he climbs the ring apron and enters the ring. Miss Hyde stops at the edge of the ring while the announcer speaks.
Miss Hyde claps her hands at the announcer's words as Moses is standing on the second turnbuckle, he hopes down and the big man paces as his theme song quiets and waits for the bell and Miss Hyde climbs back out of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent... Sheamus Moses!
The lights go out, then red fog fills the arena, a red strobe light begins to flash as Been to Hell by Hollywood Undead blares over the PA. The crowd begins to rise to their feet in cheers as 2D comes out from the right side of the stage through the curtain in black South pole jeans Globe skate style shoes and a black tank top/wife-beater with a neon green towel tucked into his back pocket. He stops on the stage and throws his hands in the air which is met with a perfect timing of fireworks of red blast. 2D then proceeds down the entrance ramp, giving fans high fives until he reaches the ring side and then runs and slides into the ring under the bottom rope and then quickly rises to his feet where he then proceeds to the back right turnbuckle and climbs it to the second rope and poses for the crowd with his arms in the air. 2D then proceeds to do a backflip off and as he lands on the mat, fireworks explode out of each turnbuckle; two turnbuckles with green pyro and the other two with red pyro. 2D then begins to pace awaiting his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent... 2 Dope!
The fans are all in their seats as Freedom by Clenchfist is heard throughout the arena and Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out on the stage. He looks around at the fans, who are on their feet screaming. Lunatic signals as pyro shoots out of the stage and he then makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. He slides into the ring and poses in the corner, then waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And finally... Rockin’ Lunatic!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings at the five men in the ring stare at eachother for a moment before lunging forward in a colossal explosion of energy. After what is an intense five way scuffle in the center of the ring all five of the men step back and decide to focus on one opponent at a time. Cross squares off with Lunatic while Creed and Moses lock up. While the pairs try and get the upper hand 2 Dope is busy circle them like a hungry lion. With a sudden forward motion 2 Dope attacks Cross from behind. Cross suddenly finds himself the target of a two on one assault.
Steve White: What a match we have so far folks.
Chuck Thompson: And already it looks like Lunatic and 2 Dope are wasting no time in teaming up.
Steve White: That may be Chuck but only one of them can win.
Back in the ring Cross had rolled out of the way while 2 Dope and Lunatic turn to take care of Moses and Creed. All this does is change the pairings to Creed locking up with Lunatic and Moses against 2 Dope. The four men go at it each trying to get the up hand and thus the advantage. Meanwhile Cross was busy on the outside of the ring digging under the ring for something.
Chuck Thompson: YES! We could get blood here.
Steve White: What is it with you and blood Chuck?
Chuck Thompson: You wouldn't understand even if I told you Steve.
Cross finally finds what he is looking for in a barbed wire baseball bat.He slides back into the ring while the other four men are locked up in their pairings. With what can only be described as amusement Cross begins an indiscriminate attack on all four of his opponents. He uses the bat to attack all four men trying to get them to bleed while he watches. This attack causes the four others to momentarily join forces to take on the weapon wielding man. Creed and Moses both go to tackle Cross into submission while 2 Dope and Lunatic punch and kick at Cross savagely. Cross drops his weapon which Creed picks up as a smirk crosses his lips. Creed slams the bat in Cross's stomach bringing it over the top of Moses head.
Steve White: Things are heating up now.
Chuck Thompson: Blood let there be more blood.
Steve White: Folks please ignore the rantings of my broadcast partner. He seems to have started having flashbacks.
Chuck Thompson: Screw you Chuck. Screw you.
Steve White: You aren't my type Chuck. Besides I have a better offer for after the show.
While the two bicker Lunatic and 2 Dope had slid out of the ring and were busy looking for weapons to heat the match up some more. Meanwhile, Cross and Moses had team up to knock Creed out of the ring with the barbedwire baseball bat. Creed happens to land between 2 Dope and Lunatic who attack him brutally before turning back to the under to the ring to grab some weapons. 2 Dope pulls out a sledgehammer and slides it into the ring. At the same time Lunatic pulls out a table and pushes it under the ring ropes.
Steve White: Things are heating up now Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: Oh babe here we go now.
Both Lunatic and 2 Dope slide back into the ring only to be met by a Sledgehammer wielding Moses. Cross tackles Lunatic into the corner of the ring before stepping back to chop him across the chest a few times. Creed meanwhile stirs on the outside on the ring and stands up before sliding back into the ring with the barbed wire baseball bat. As he slides back into the ring 2 Dope steps back into the ring ropes to avoid the sledge using Moses. Cross Irish whips Lunatic in 2 Dope before leaning the table in the corner of the ring. As 2 Dope and Lunatic struggle to get back up from the mat Creed gets to his feet and ducks Moses's sledgehammer attack grabbing his arm. Creed uses Moses's momentum to spin him around into an Irish whip through the table in the corner. Moses however manages to grab Creed's arm pulling him into the ring ropes.
Steve White: These guys are going to kill each other! This is awesome!
2 Dope stumbles over to Sheamus Moses and picks his limp body up. He hits a hard powerbomb on him and then falls to one knee to catch his breath. After a short moment, he climbs to the top rope and hits the Undead Bomb! Rest of the guys are too hurt to attempt to break up the count, so he pins Moses. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, 2 Dope!
Steve White: What a huge win for the returning 2 Dope!
Chuck Thompson: 2 Dope hasn't wrestled for a long time and tonight he proved he has not missed a step.
2 Dope climbs to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. He abruptly pulls it away and throws both of his hands in the air. Rockin' Lunatic gets up and shakes his hand as the fans boo even louder. They then exit the ring as the scene cuts to a hype video for the next match.
The scene comes back from the hype video as I Need A Doctor starts playing over the PA system and Quinton Hughes steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp met with a huge amount of boos from the crowd. He is wearing his usual gangster stuff with bling around his neck. He makes his way down to the ring and goes up the steel steps and stands on the ring apron for a minute before going over the middle rope and into the ring. He shows off on a turnbuckle and then gets down and lets the fans boo him some more.
Patrica Downs: The following contest is a unmasking match! If Mystery loses this match, he will be forced to unmask himself! Introducing first, hailing from the mean streets of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, standing at 6 feet and 5 inches tall and weighing in at 245 pounds, Quinton Hughes!
Rebel Within'" by Hank 3 plays on the pa-system when suddenly the lights go out leaving the arena in TOTAL DARKNESS! Slowly the light returns but one-by-one it is in candle light form randomly throughout the crowd, then down the ramp, and finally sparks erupt from the turnbuckles revealing a mystery man standing in the ring. The lights return and the mystery man stands looking out into the crowd reading them with his cold grey eyes but that is all that is revealed as the man has a skull bandanna tied around his face, a white beat up cowboy hat, and black jeans with the legs tucked down inside heavy steel toed duck-taped boots. The man removes his hat laying it on the turnbuckle where he leans.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent...Mystery!
DING DING DING!
The men take their corner before the match begins. The bell rings and Mystery takes advantage. Jab, jab. The two brawlers begin to hockey fight in the ring. The swings from the men wiggling the mask of the wrestlers. The ref tries to stand between the men as they deliver their best haymakers.
Steve White: We’re getting it on, and getting it on early!
Chuck Thompson: Not if the ref can help it..
Steve White: I say let them go at it!
The ref finally gets the men apart, but Quinton shoves him out of the way in hopes to turn the tide on Mystery. With an elbow to Mystery’s jaw and Alabama slam follows.Quinton bounces off the mat to his feet not letting Mystery take the offensive. Whip to the ropes..CLOTHESLINE! Mystery flings almost around the wrist of Quinton.
Steve White: Quinton is coming full force today!
Chuck Thompson: Mystery’s Mystery will be raveled tonight folks.
Quinton begins to move around Mystery on the ground, occasionally stomping Mystery with a couple chuckles as he pumps up the crowd a little. Quinton leans down to grab Mystery by the mask – pulling him up by it before Mystery regains the momentum. Hard European uppercut to Quinton catching him off guard. His feet stumble back as the arena goes loud of the action packed match. Mystery using everything he has to give kicks to the legs of Quinton, bringing the big man down to slouch as his legs begin to ache. Hard elbow combos follow my Mystery until he has Quinton pinned against the turnbuckle. Mystery climbs the first two ropes and holds his hand out into the air. The crowd goes louder.. Hard blows to the head of Quinton!
Steve White: No, I want to see who he is!
Quinton struggles as Mystery keeps hitting him. Quinton gives a hard shoulder thrust into Mystery’s chest throwing him back into the mat. Quinton, hopping up on second rope, jumps out into a flying elbow down on Mystery. The two gather their breaths for a second before the standing race begins.
Steve White: This won't just be a big win for Quinton, but the anticipation! I need to know!
Chuck Thompson: Mystery’s up first!
Mystery takes advantage by whipping Quinton into the ropes. Quinton tries for a countering clotheline. Mystery falls to the ground to avoid the attack, making Quinton have to step over Mystery from momentum. Mystery charges at Quinton, dropping his face into the mat. Mystery rolls Quinton over and begins a chin lock. Quinton tries to break the hold as he is crunched back trying to grab all air he can.
Chuck Thompson: I hope Mystery understands submissions don’t count.
The Two fight back and forth in the chinlock, Mystery tries to free his left hand to attack Quinton some more. Quinton goes to shake his head as Mystery hits him as he struggles to maintain the chinlock. Quinton finally breaks the chinlock and elbows Mystery in his gut multiple times before smashing an elbow to his face! Mystery goes for a big reversal move, but Quinton blocks it, picks him up, and hits the Fallback Bomb! Mystery lays out cold in the ring as Quinton begins going after his mask. He finally pulls it off to reveal who it is!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: What the hell?! That's Kerry M. Karson!
The fans boo loudly as Quinton laughs at the hurting KMK.
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, Quinton Hughes!
Quinton Hughes picks up KMK and continues the assault, beating him with some big moves.
Chuck Thompson: Oh come on! The man has been unmasked! Leave him go now. He's probably done here in EHWF anyway. Fuck him.
Quinton Hughes then exits the ring and grabs a steel chair. He gets back into the ring with it and begins destroying the already partially uncouncious Kerry M. Karson with it. After multiple swings, he lays the bent chair down on the ring mat and picks up KMK. He hits another Fallback Bomb right onto the steel chair! KMK lays motionless in the ring as Quinton exits and laughs. His theme song hits the PA system as EMT's come running down to the ring to check on KMK and the scene cuts to a hype video for the next match.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring again.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a backstage brawl match scheduled for one fall!
The scene then cuts to the backstage area, where both men are waiting to begin the match.
DING DING DING!
The bell rings. Raven and RNRG are locked up in the backstage area. RNRG is able to push Raven into the wall and hit a few knees into Raven's mid-section. Raven is able to push out back into the middle of the room. While locked up Raven punches RNRG in the gut a few times and RNRG unlocks out. Raven boots RNRG in the mid-section and runs at RNRG. Raven comes back and hits a spinning elbow, taking RNRG down to the concrete.
Chuck Thompson: Very nice so far.
Steve White: Well RNRG and Storming Raven hate each other Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: These two have a lot of aggression towards each other.
RNRG recovers and takes down Raven to the ground. Raven gets hit with a few rights and lefts but rolls out of it. The two get back up to their feet and lock up. Raven bounces RNRG’s head off of a table but RNRG grabs a fire extinguisher and hits Raven in the gut with it. RNRG gets Raven in a headlock and tries to make him submit. Raven gets out of the hold and armdrags RNRG to the concrete. RNRG gets up but is hit with a dropkick to the chest from Raven.
Chuck Thompson: It's getting intense now!
Steve White: Can Raven pull it off here or will the debuting RNRG get a huge win.
RNRG gets to his feet and Raven goes to boot him in the gut but RNRG catches Raven's leg and hits Raven with a lariat instead. Raven gets up and RNRG instantly hits him with a German Suplex. Raven is hurt on the floor and RNRG tries to cover but Raven rolls out of it. RNRG grabs a chair and whales Raven with it.
Steve White: Raven could lose it here.
Chuck Thompson: Get back in up Raven!
RNRG grabs a hurt Raven on the outside. RNRG tosses him into a bunch of lighting equipment! Raven stands up and RNRG goes to hit a clothesline but Raven ducks it. RNRG turns around and gets hit with an Enziguri from Raven and both men are down on the concrete. Raven tries to get up but he is hurting and RNRG is trying to fight through the pain.
Steve White: Both men trying to fight their way up. It's coming down to the wire now, both men are tired and they both want to end the match.
Chuck Thompson: Whoever gets up first here could possibly win the damn match Steve!
Raven and RNRG get back up at the same time. RNRG goes to strike, but Raven blocks the attempt and boots him in the gut. Raven grabs RNRG and hits a big suplex on him, driving him into the concrete. Raven is hurting, but musters up enough energy to back off and start stalking RNRG while he slowly gets back up to his feet. RNRG turns around and right away gets slammed into a door and then into a brick wall. RNRG is about to fall down but Raven crossbodies him and covers.
1...
2...
3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Storming Raven!
Raven limps away after getting his arm raised and medical personnel come over to help Rock N' Roll God. The scene then cuts to a hype video for the next match as he is being helped.
We come back from the hype video as Whitney Wyld’s music goes off and and Patricia is in the ring with a mic.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first Whitney Wyld!
Violet spotlights shined bright upon the stage. Interestingly, though, a coffin was standing vertically. What was the meaning of this? BOOM! An even greater display of pyrotechnics lit up the EHWF arena, while the lid of the coffin flew open and a pair of violet eyes opened for viewers worldwide to gaze open! And without hesitation, a body stepped forth out of the coffin. Decked out in a black mini-skirt, fishnet stockings, a black top, violet nail-polish and black lipstick to compliment her flowing black hair with violet streaks, this vuluptuous vixen was none other than Whitney Wyld! She begins heading down to the ring and when she finally enters it, she walks to the center and paused for a moment. She looks around at the fans and smiles as she awaits her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And her opponent… Munin!
The arena lights go out leaving only the running lights on. Black smoke starts creeping out across the stage and ramp while Manson's "New Shit" starts to play.
"Everything has been said before There's nothing left to say anymore When it's all the same You can ask for it by name."
Munin steps out onto the stage letting the smoke coil around her shapely leather clad form. She takes a moment to look over the crowd with a small smirk, before making her way down the ramp in time with the music.
"Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in: Everybody sing along."
Strobe lights start to go off as the chorus is repeated once more.
Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN IN Everybody sing along.
Her step is light but sure and confident. Her movements fluid and graceful as she walks through the smoke. A small smile still touching the corner of her mouth. Strobes stop and extremly bright lights follow her small form down the ramp as the song continues on from the chorus. By this point the audience has started to sing along, and Munin spares some of them her signature cheshire smile. The black smoke continues to cling to her during her walk. Causing her to look like some beautiful shadow come to life walking down a road of light. The effect is errie, unearhly, and yet entrancing.
"Are you motherfuckers ready For the new shit? Stand up and admit, tomorrow's never coming. This is the new shit. Stand up and admit. Do we get it? No. Do we want it? Yeah. This is the new shit, Stand up and admit."
Reaching the ring she climbs in, giving the fans a wink over her shoulder ashedoes so. Then standing in the ring she looks out over the crowd, as the song ends with Manson crooning.
Patricia Downs: And finally their opponent… Pandora!
The crowd begins to die down when the lights go out. There is a slight pause as the scene goes stagnate in quiet darkness. As the titration begins to flicker a quiet tune begins to play as a purple light begins to slowly form at the entrance way. The quiet tune of a sweet lullaby plays it's soft, gentle tune.
As the screen begins to constantly flicker more, a silhouette of a women appears dragging a little treasure chest behind her. As the purple light begins to lift the light in arena to better visibility is the appearance of Pandora clear as she slowly walks down to the ring. Her right hand down, grasping the handle of a locked chest with four wooden wheels, her left by her breast cuddling a gory stained teddy bear, that was sure to fall apart at any given minute.
As she gets close to the ring she leaves the chest up against the guard rail, placing her stuffed animal on the middle of the chest after a sickly kiss to it's bloody nose. Turning to use the stairs, Pandora seems innocent enough as she softly takes steps and sneaks into a turnbuckle, shyly.
DING DING DING!
The match starts. Munin dropkicks Pandora and starts stomping her out. Wyld tries to run into the match but Munin hits her with a roundhouse kick, taking her out of the match. Pandora rolls out of the ring. She grabs a steel chair and slides in with it.
Steve White: Steel Chair in hand!
Chuck Thompson: Pandora looking to continue her winning ways Steve. This Hardcore match is a big deal for all these guys.
Pandora swings at Munin but Munin ducks it and kicks the chair into Pandora’s face when she turns back around. Wyld gets up and Munin grabs the chair. She swings and nails Wyld right in the head with it. Wyld goes down hard and Pandora is on the outside, she brings in a garbage can.
Steve White: Now the garbage can comes into play!
Chuck Thompson: This match is turning pretty intense right now.
Pandora runs in and hits Munin in the back with the garbage can. Pandora starts laying into her with the can until its bent. Pandora scoops Munin up and slams her down on the mat hard.
Steve White: Pandora trying to get on top!
Chuck Thompson: Munin has lead the way most of this match Steve. She could win it!
Pandora grabs Munin. Munin reverses and rolls up Pandora!
1…
2…
KICK OUT!
Steve White: So close!
Chuck Thompson: Pandora almost lost it right there Steve!
Munin grabs the chair and hits Pandora in the gut with it. Munin then clotheslines Pandora down onto the garbage can and Pandora screams out in pain. Wyld looks like shes getting up and Munin runs over and tries to clotheline Wyld over the top rope, but Whitney ducks and pulls down the top rope, sending Munin over the top and landing awkwardly on her shoulder.
Steve White: Munin is out of the ring! Can she get back in this?
Chuck Thompson: Wyld got lucky there!
Whitney then turns around and Pandora nails her in the head with the steel chair! Pandora grabs Whitney then DDT’s her into the steel chair then covers her.
1...
2...
3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Pandora!
Steve White: Pandora wins by hitting Whitney with a steel chair from behind what a match!
Chuck Thompson: This was a good divas contest, something we haven’t seen in a while.
Pandora celebrates in the ring as the scene cuts to a hype video for the next match.
The scene comes back from the hype video to show Patricia Downs inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand again.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a tables match scheduled for one fall and is for the North American Championship!
The lights in the arena suddenly dim down to a deep dark blue color and the opening of "Ain't no rest for the Wicked" by Cage the Elephant is heard starting to play. The fans start cheering loudly as out from the backstage area comes none other then "The One and Only" David Arnold. David's standing there, wearing his usual ring attire along with a black striped fedora with a blue stripe around it, a pair of aviator sunglasses, and a black hooded sweatshirt zipped partway up. He stands there, a smile on his face, and looks out at the fans who are cheering like crazy. He then throws his hands out from his side and red, white, and blue pyro explodes from the stage in three different bursts. He then slowly moves his hands to in front of him, doing a "gun" taunt with one hand. He "takes aim" at the ring, then after a few seconds, "pulls the trigger" and a fourth and bigger burst of pyro goes off.
Out if nowhere, Raven runs up behind him and nails Arnold with a forearm to the back of the neck then tosses him on the mat. Both men get to their feet.
DING DING DING!
Raven and Arnold lock up. Raven gets Arnold in a headlock and starts hitting him in the head with hard rights.
Steve White: Nice start here.
Chuck Thompson: Raven is looking to once again hold gold!
Arnold gets out of the headlock and elbows Raven in the face. Arnold tackles Raven to the mat and goes to punch him out but Raven gets out of it and punts Arnold hard in the ribs.
Steve White: Nice grappling right there but Raven is kicking Arnold's ass here.
Chuck Thompson: Could Raven once again become a champion?
Arnold gets up and boots Raven in the gut. Arnold then hits Raven with a punch combo, almost knocking him to the mat. Arnold then goes for a heymaker but Raven ducks it and hits Arnold with a Swinging Neckbreaker when he turns around. Raven covers!
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2...
NO!
Steve White: SO CLOSE!
Chuck Thompson: Arnold might be in trouble here tonight!
Arnold struggles up. He swings at Raven but Raven ducks him and hits a huge backdrop on him, almost dropping him on his head! Trueblood then rolls out of the ring and grabs a table that is set up against the crowd barrier and slides it into the ring. He then slides in after it and sets it up in the center. He picks up David Arnold and hits the Forgotten Drop on him through the table! The crowd goes crazy as Raven Trueblood wins the match!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen here is your winner and the NEW North American Champion... RAVEN TRUEBLOOD!
Raven celebrates with the title as David Arnold is hurt on the outside. Michael Rissi comes out from the crowd and spears David Arnold!
Steve White: Raven is the new champion but why is Rissi out here attacking David Arnold?
Chuck Thompson: I'd like to know what that idiot Rissi is doing out here too!
Rissi grabs one of the big jugs of water on the announce table and smashes it over Arnold's head. Rissi grabs a mic and the second big jug of water.
Michael Rissi: Burial at Sea motherfuckers!
Rissi grabs Arnold's head and submerges it under the water in the jug. Arnold struggles but he can't do anything. Rissi holds him there for a while before the refs pull him off of him. Rissi walks off and the refs call for EMTs for Arnold. The scene then fades to some highlights of the night so far at the image of Raven with his North American Championship.
Violet spotlights shined bright upon the stage. Interestingly, though, a coffin was standing vertically. What was the meaning of this? BOOM! An even greater display of pyrotechnics lit up the EHWF arena, while the lid of the coffin flew open and a pair of violet eyes opened for viewers worldwide to gaze open! And right before she has a chance to even think about stepping out of her cheap gimmick coffin it is yanked backwards. The comical look of panic in those wide eyes is priceless, and as the coffin hits the ground you can almost hear the breath being knocked out of her lungs. "New Shit" Blares of the speaker as Munin grins down at a shocked and confused Whitney Wyld. She waste no time slamming the coffin lid shut before stepping over it to walk down the ramp.
"Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in: Everybody sing along."
Strobe lights start to go off as the chorus is repeated once more.
Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in: Everybody sing along.
Her step is light but sure and confident. Her movements fluid and graceful as she walks through the smoke. A small smile still touching the corner of her mouth. Strobes stop and extremely bright lights follow her small form down the ramp as the song continues on from the chorus. By this point the audience has started to sing along, and Munin spares.
"Are you motherfuckers ready For the new shit? Stand up and admit, tomorrow's never coming. This is the new shit. Stand up and admit. Do we get it? No. Do we want it? Yeah. This is the new shit, Stand up and admit."
Munin then begins making her way back to the backstage area.
"Let us entertain you."
Smirking, she watches Whitney struggle to get out of the coffin and to her feet, and can't resist laughing at how angry she looks.
Steve White: What the hell?! They had a match earlier tonight and i guess Munin doesn't like what Whitney did to her? But what the hell is this all about here?!
Chuck Thompson: I don't know, Steve.
The scene then fades out to a promo video for the next match with Whitney Wyld still in shock and anger.
The scene comes back from the promo video with Patricia Downs inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand again.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a tag team ladder match!
Troublemaker plays the arena as the fans give a jaded reaction to the entrance of Ashburn. Gold and blue pyro goes off as David makes his way through the ramp and down to the ring looking calm and cool. Ashburn gets in and raises his arms to the fans and begins to prepare getting himself psyched up for the forth coming match.
Partricia Downs: Introducing first... DAVID ASHBURN!
A white fog starts to cover the ramp as the opening notes to Bullets by Creed start to play. A series of bright red spot lights turn on illuminating the smoke as Sujir's silhouette is seen at the top of the ramp. The smoke slowly clears as Sujir wearing a red leather trench coat slowly steps down the ramps striding slowly towards the ring nodding to the fans as he does so. Once to the ring he climbs the steel steps and slides into the ring under the ropes and then rises to his knees kneeling to the center of the ring staring at the top of the entrance ramp his arms spread. About halfway through the song he jumps to his feet he rises to his feet and strides confidently to his corner. Once there he pulls off his trench coat tossing it towards the ring announcers before he rises to the top ropes as the lights return to normal and he awaits the start of the match.
Partricia Downs: And his partner... The Hardcore Champion... SUJIR THORN!
The opening riff to "Let it Die" by Ozzy Osbourne echoes through the arenas speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before a golden light focuses on the top of the ramp. Standing there is a regal looking Sah'ta Thor who is wearing a white furred red satin kingly mantle with a matching crown. In his right hand is a royal scepter studded with gems. The light takes on a reddish tinge as four women (Melfina, Briandea, Paige, and Colliette) dressed in varying colored corsets come out from the back and surround him. As the the lyrics start up, the group starts down the ramp as the women dance around him. Once at the ring, Thor hands the crown and scepter to the women before shrugging off the royal robes. Thor is now revealed to be standing in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. He pulls off his shirt, revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents.
Partricia Downs: And their opponents... SAH'TA THOR!!
4 My Town hits the PA system as the lights go a dim blue. Rissi bursts out onto the stage as pyro goes off. He then bolts down the ramp and rolls into the ring.
Partricia Downs: And his partner... MICHAEL RISSI!
DING DING DING!
Rissi rolls out of the ring and grabs a ladder. He slides it in and picks it up. Ashburn locks up with Thor and Sujir comes behind Thor and hits a reverse STO. Sujir and Ashburn start planting huge boots into Thor on the mat. Rissi runs over with the ladder and nails Sujir in the head with it. Ashburn turns around but Rissi whirls the ladder around and hits Ashburn right in the face with it. Rissi looks around and sets up the ladder under the trophy. He starts climbing.
Steve White: Rissi's gonna do it right here right now!
Chuck Thompson: This is crazy, he's going to end the match right now!
Rissi gets halfway up but Sujir pulls him down and bounces Rissi's head off of the ladder. Sujir boots Rissi in the gut and tosses him into the corner then follows up with a clothesline. Sujir goes to climb the ladder but Thor stops him and gets him in a headlock.
Steve White: Father and son battle it out now!
Chuck Thompson: The only way to win this is to get the trophy from the top of the ladder.
Thor hits Sujir with an armdrag and then another. Thor picks up his son and tosses him into the ladder. Thor reaches into the outside and brings in another ladder. He gets in the ring and turns to Sujir but Sujir boots him in the gut. Thor hits Sujir in the gut with the ladder then he drops the ladder and hits Sujir with a legdrop. Thor gets to his feet only to get hit with a running high knee from David Ashburn.
Steve White: All of these men have had issues with each other. This one is turning intense.
Chuck Thompson: I agree Steve. 100%
Ashburn picks Thor up and flips him on his back. Ashburn goes to lock in the Breaker Lock and Rissi sneaks behind him and sets up the ladder under the trophy again. Ashburn notices this and let's go of Thor. He meets Rissi up at the top of the ladder and Ashburn and Rissi start to trade lefts and rights at the top. Sujir comes in and pushes the ladder down and Rissi and Ashburn crash down into the mat. Sujir stands over a downed Thor.
Steve White: Rissi and Ashburn just fell off the ladder at the hands of Sujir!
Chuck Thompson: Sujir and Ashburn are an odd team. Rissi and Thor are an odd team but damn it to hell you have to love the intensity in this match that these teams bring!
Sujir picks up Thor and scoopslams him right on a ladder. Thor holds his back but Sujir picks him up again and scoopslams him right back down on the ladder. Sujir grabs Thor and is ready to powerbomb him down on the ladder but Rissi comes from behind and hits Sujir in the back of the neck with a forearm. Rissi tosses Sujir over the top rope and follows him outside the ring.
Steve White: That was a close one for Thor right there!
Chuck Thompson: WATCH OUT!
On the outside Sujir blasts Rissi with a steel chair and Rissi falls down. Sujir hits him again then tosses the chair away. Sujir then goes under the ring and pulls out a barbwire wrapped chair. He points it at a recovering Thor and slides in the ring with it. A hurt Rissi looks pissed off on the outside and he searches under the ring. Rissi rolls in the ring behind Sujir and hits Sujir in the back of the head with a DVD player.
Steve White: A DVD player what the hell is that doing under the ring?!
Chuck Thompson: I don't know but it fucked Sujir up!
Ashburn comes put of nowhere and takes Rissi out with a high knee. Ashburn turns around and Thor boots him in the gut. Thor grabs Ashburn and hits him with the Parasite Eve right on the barbedwire chair. Ashburn is bloddy and the crowd cheers as Thor grabs and sets up a ladder.
Steve White: Ashburn may be out of it now Chuck! He's bloddy and messed up and Thor's going to try get the trophy above the ring!
Chuck Thompson: Well he has to be quick about it!
Thor starts climbing but Sujir pulls him down and smacks Thor's head into one of the rungs on the ladder. Sujir then clotheslines Thor and when Thor gets up, Sujir plants him down with a huge running STO!
Steve White: Sujir with some big power moves on his father.
Chuck Thompson: He looks pissed off.
Sujir starts savagely stomping Thor out and laughing. He turns around to grab a weapon to finish his father off but Rissi takes Sujir out with a flying forearm then springs up. Rissi and Ashburn lock up. Rissi pushes Ashburn over to Thor and Thor knees Ashburn in the gut. Rissi goes and grabs a ladder but Ashburn flips Thor and locks him in the Breaker Lock. Rissi comes over and hits Ashburn with a Superkick to the head and Thor gets up. Sujir pushes Rissi to the mat and climbs the ladder but Rissi follows him and yanks him down. Sujir is turned around and Thor picks up the barbedwire chair. He takes a second and thinks. He's apprehensive but nails Sujir in the head with the barbedwire chair!
Steve White: By Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: Thor nailed Sujir in the head with the barbedwire chair!
Rissi climbs the ladder! David Ashburn gets up on the top rope and jumps, trying to jump onto the ladder but is instead met with a boot from Sah'ta Thor. When Ashburn gets up Thor hits him with the Parasite Eve on the chair! The crowd cheers and Rissi unties the trophy from atop the ring.
DING DING DING!
Partricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, here are your winners SAH'TA THOR and MICHAEL RISSI!
Steve White: Rissi and Thor pull off a win after a tough battle!
Chuck Thompson: What a match that was!
Rissi celebrates in the ring but a bloddy Sujir out of nowhere, runs in and gives Thor a clothesline from hell, laying him out! Sujir rolls out and makes his way up the ramp as Thor struggles on the mat and Rissi looks confused. The scene then fades out to a promo video for the final match of the night.
The scene comes back into the ring after the promo video ends and shows Patricia Downs standing with a microphone in the center, ready to call the final match of the evening.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is our main event of the evening! This will be a Hell In A Cell match for the Mayhem World Championship!
As "Bad To The Bone" begins to play over the PA system, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echos with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment and then steps through the ropes and enters the ring. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, standing at 6 feet and 6 inches tall and weighing in at 285 pounds, Frank Finelli!
The lights in the arena go out as a cool breeze brushes across the crowd. A gong is heard lightly over the PA system as footsteps quickly follow. Another gong is heard as the footsteps grow louder finally blaring over the sound system. The words “Black Man Walking” echoes from beam to beam as finally “Rollin” by Limp Bizket hit the PA system sending the crowd to their feet. Black Man storms the stage with both hands thrown into the air above his head. With his signature black leather pants, grey tank top, and yellow Oakley’s draped over his eyes, Black Man strolls down the ramp and slides into the ring. Black Man rushes to each and every corner raising his hands to the crowd trying to draw a reaction from each individual.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from New York, New York, standing at 6 feet and 7 inches tall and weighing in at 265 pounds, he is the Mayhem World Champion, Black Man!
The sound of music begins playing over the PA system as the cell begins lowering. The cell goes the whole way down and the bell rings to begin the match.
DING DING DING!
Steve White: Here we go!
The match starts and both men look all around them at the enormous structure. They then begin the match in a classic tie up. Frank Finelli gets the upper hand and puts Black Man in a headlock. Black Man pushes Frank Finelli off of him against the ring ropes and when Frank comes running back at him, Black Man jumps down onto his stomach and Frank jumps over him. Frank then runs off the opposite ropes and when he comes running back at Black Man, Black Man hits him with a huge clotheline! Frank whips his head back hard onto the ring mat and lays there in pain for a few moments. Black Man picks him up and irish whips him into the corner of the ring and the runs at him and hits him with a big splash in the corner. Frank Finelli stumbles forward then falls down.
Steve White: Black Man has taken charge early in this one.
Black Man picks up Frank Finelli and attempts to toss him over the top rope, but Frank catches himself on the top rope and pulls himself back up onto the ring apron. Black Man notices this and runs across the ring at him and hits a forearm smash to Frank's temple, sending him off of the ring apron into the side of the cell! Black Man exits the ring and picks up Frank and irish whips him hard into the steel ring steps. Black Man taunts Frank then shows off to the fans, who boo him. While he is showing off, Frank reaches under the ring and pulls out a kendo stick! Black Man turns around and gets cracked right in the head with it! Black Man stumbles backwards and Frank follows him and corners him in the corner and begins beating him with the kendo stick repeatedly.
Chuck Thompson: And now Frank Finelli has the upper hand again.
After the kendo stick is just about unusable, Frank tosses it aside and picks up Black Man. He irish whips him into the door of the cell, which causes it to bow out a little bit. Frank then runs full speed at Black Man and spears him through the cell door! Both men fall out onto the floor outside of the cell as the fans go crazy. Both men struggle to get up, but finally do and begin trading punches to each others faces. Black Man gets the upper hand and smashes Frank's face off of the side of the cell. He does it repeatedly and then grinds Frank's face against the side! He then lets Frank go and he falls to the floor and holds his face in pain. Black Man walks over and takes a chair that the ring announcer was sitting on and folds it up. He walks back over to Frank Finelli and waits until he gets up. Frank does and shows the is bleeding a little bit from the head and Black Man smashes the chair right onto the head of Frank! Frank falls flat on his back on the floor. Black Man tosses the chair down and tauntingly pins Frank. 1...2...kickout! Frank gets a shoulder up!
Chuck Thompson: You know, if Black Man actually made an attempt to pin Frank there, i think he would have won. Frank barely kicked out with a taunt pin.
Steve White: I actually agree with you on that. Frank just got blasted in the head with a chair. Why not actually try to pin him and win this?
Black Man gets pissed and begins repeatedly stomping Frank while he is down. He then picks him up and takes him to the corner of the cell and smashes his face off of the corner of it. Black Man then taunts Frank again and picks him up, but Frank hits some shots to the stomach of Black Man and pushes him against the commentators table. Frank then runs at him and clothelines him over the table onto the laps of Steve White and Chuck Thompson. Frank then takes a moment to regain his composure as he points to the top of the cell! The fans cheer like crazy and Frank begins climbing!
Steve White: What the hell is he doing?! This is going to get ugly!
Chuck Thompson: It will. Oh my God i can't watch! Remember last time there was a Hell in a Cell match? Sah'ta Thor ended up being thrown off of it through our table!
Black Man gets up and begins climbing up after Frank! Frank reaches the top and gets a few seconds to catch his breath before Black Man too reaches the top. The two men once again trade punches. Black Man swings, but Frank ducks and catches Black Man as he is spinning and backdrops him on top of the cell! A few links break, but the cell holds! The fans let out a huge "ooh" sound. Frank gets back up and drags Black Man to the center. He then picks up Black Man and attempts a scoop slam, but Black Man gets out of it and hits a neckbreaker on Frank! Another part of the cell breaks a little bit and the fans let out an "ooh" again.
Steve White: Oh my. They are breaking parts of the cell!
Chuck Thompson: I can't believe this. That thing is going to break!
Black Man goes for a stomp, but Frank rolls out of the way and Black Man's foot almost goes through the cell as more of it snaps. Frank stands up on the side of the cell and then runs at Black Man, but Black Man ducks and backdrops Frank sending him crashing through the top of the cell and through the ring underneath! The fans go crazy and begin cheering "holy shit! holy shit! holy shit!".
Steve White: By gawd! By gawd! I can't believe it!
Black Man falls to one knee and catches his breath. Frank lays motionless in a mess of broken cage and ring. Black Man holds onto the broken part of the cell and lowers himself down and drops into the ring. He walks over to the still motionless Frank and crawls down into the broken part of the ring and pins him. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: He did it! My God! I hope Frank is ok!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, and STILL Mayhem World Champion, Black Man!
The crowd is on its feet as Black Man gets to his feet, visibly shaken and exhausted from the grueling contest. The referee hands him the World Title and he goes up the turnbuckle, raising it over his head as the fans scream and cheer for his victory.
Steve White: He did it! Black Man retained the World Championship inside Hell in a Cell!
Chuck Thompson: God, that was hard to watch! Black Man and Finelli beat the holy hell out of one another, and the Cell beat even more out of both of them!
Steve White: Yes, Chuck, but in the end the champion was able to retain his title! Take nothing away from Frank Finelli, though - he made Black Man fight for every foot, every inch, and every centimeter of the path to victory. It was Black Man, though - the Dark Knight, the World Champion - who reached the end of that path and now stands tall inside Hell in a Cell!
As Black Man continues to celebrate inside the Cell, however, the lights suddenly go out and plunge the arena into darkness! The crowd's screams of adulation turn to cries of surprise and concern. The lights come back on a few seconds later - Black Man is still in the ring inside the Cell, but behind him stands a tall, dark figure with stringy black hair and a metallic-looking mask!
Steve White: What the...who the hell is that?!
Chuck Thompson: I don't know, but Black Man and Frank Finelli are trapped inside the Cell with him!
Black Man's fans scream for him to turn around, to get out of the way of the masked figure. Not hearing their warnings, he turns around and is BLASTED off his feet by a high-impact Mafia Kick to the face!
Chuck Thompson: JESUS!
Steve White: What a kick to the skull!
The crowd begins booing the intruder as he turns his attention to Finelli. The challenger has just gotten out of the hole in the ring mat. The masked intruder advances on him.
Steve White: Oh God, he's going after Finelli! Frank Finelli has just gone through a Hell in a Cell Match, there's no way he can fight off this kind of assault!
Chuck Thompson: He and Black Man have BOTH gone through Hell in a Cell, and this guy dropped the World Champ with one shot!
He picks up Finelli in a half-nelson and drives a knee into his midsection. The masked man pulls him into a standing headscissors, lifts him up onto his shoulders, and drives him down with a Powerbomb! Instead of releasing his grip, however, he powers Finelli back up and back down for a SECOND Powerbomb, and a THIRD!
Chuck Thompson: Finelli weighs close to 300 pounds, and he's being decimated here! Who the hell IS this guy?!
Steve White: Help! Finelli and Black Man need help! Someone get the Cell open, they're trapped inside with this masked psychopath!
In the ring, the masked intruder lifts Finelli back up into the Powerbomb position, tosses his legs up, and DROPS him with a Reverse STO! He then retrives a chair from beneath the ring, slides back in, and sets it up center-ring. The masked intruder grabs a rising Black Man and hooks him up, twisting through and lifting him up behind him! With one arm and both legs hooked, the intruder sits out, dropping Black Man headfirst onto the chair with a Single Underhook Back-to-Back Piledriver!
Steve White: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
Chuck Thompson: ON HIS FRIGGIN' HEAD! THE CHAMP'S NECK MAY BE BROKEN!
The crowd is silenced by the impact, and a squad of EMTs comes wheeling a stretcher down to the ring. Static is heard as Steve White and Chuck Thompson leave their broadcast positions, joining the crowd of people now trying to get inside the Cell structure. Inside, the masked intruder surveys the damage he has caused - Frank Finelli, out cold beyond a shadow of a doubt, and Black Man, possibly paralyzed. He sits down cross-legged in the center of the ring, and the following words appear on the TitanTron as the scene fades to the EHWF logo, ending the Pay Per View.
The camera then pans around the entire arena, showing all of the EHWF fans in the sold out Boardwalk Hall arena live in Atlantic City, New Jersey! After about a minute of panning around the arena and showing all the fans on their feet, the camera pans down to ringside where the EHWF commentating team is ready to call a night full of action.
Steve White: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to EHWF Last Rites! Get ready for a night full of stacked action because you will not want to miss a thing!
Chuck Thompson: That's right, Steve. Like you just said, this card tonight is stacked and it will be non-stop action. The best in the wrestling business are in EHWF and all of them are booked tonight!
Steve White: And the main event will be sure to not dissapoint. A hell in a cell match. Black Man putting the Mayhem World Championship on the line against Frank Finelli. Both men certainly have what it takes to be champion, so i truly think this is anyone's match to win.
Chuck Thompson: I think i agree with you on that one. I can't choose between those two because of what they both bring to the ring every week. They never give up and they always try their hardest which is why it will be such a great main event. And in a cell, too! And in our co-main event it is going to be a tag team ladder match. The once again odd team of Michael Rissi and Sah'ta Thor will be taking on the team of Sujir Thorn and David Ashburn. After what has been going on with Sujir and Sah'ta over the past few weeks, i'm very intersted to see how this one turns out.
Steve White: You never know with those guys. We also have Raven Trueblood challenging David Arnold in a tables match for the North American Championship. Raven Trueblood has repeatedly vowed to be champion since he came back. Tonight is the best oppertunity he might get.
Chuck Thompson: I don't know, Steve. My pick in this one is probably going to be on David Arnold. He has just looked so dominating since coming to EHWF. Only losing one match so far.
Steve White: Well, i guess we will see. Let's get the action going!
The camera then pans up into the ring where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand. She begins to call the first match of the evening.
Patricia Downs: The first contest of the evening is a five man hardcore battle royal match!
The lights go out as red, blue and white strobes fill the arena. The opening guitar riffs to "Enter Sandman" by Metallica begin to play as a large billow of smog covers the entrance. A shadow appears behind the smog before the young Alex Cross appears on the other side of it. His gazed is fixed firmly on the ring but he allows himself to look out into the crowd and snear in their direction.
He heads down the ramp as fans reach out to touch him but he jerks away as they come to close to him As he reaches the base of the ring he slides in underneath the bottom rope and walks to the center of the ring where a single spot light hits him as the rest of the arena appears black as night. Fireworks shoot up into the air from the stage as the lights finally come back on.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... Alex Cross!
The arena goes dark. The word Nightmare flashes across the screen as "Fatal" by The RZA begins to play. Red lights begin to flash and as the music starts to get heavier you see a very large figure begin to emerge from underneath the stage. The arena is now filled with blood red light as Gabriel stands at the top of the stage. He raises his right arm several bolts of lighting strike the stage behind him.
He slowly begins his ascent from the stage to the ring making sure to take his time entering the ring as he stares his opponent down. He climbs up on the apron and then over the ropes never breaking eye contact with his opponent. He lets out a menacing and bellow roar as he raises his fist in the air bolts of lighting hitting each ring post.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent... Gabriel Creed!
The lights dim in the arena as "So What I Lied" by Sick Puppies hits the PA system. Sheamus Moses is seen on the ramp with the attractive looking Blonde business associate Jessica Hyde. Moses turns his back with a grin to the audience and then he walks down the ramp, Miss Hyde jots writing down on her clip board while addressing the shouting fans. Sheamus does not hardly notice any of the fans as he climbs the ring apron and enters the ring. Miss Hyde stops at the edge of the ring while the announcer speaks.
Miss Hyde claps her hands at the announcer's words as Moses is standing on the second turnbuckle, he hopes down and the big man paces as his theme song quiets and waits for the bell and Miss Hyde climbs back out of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent... Sheamus Moses!
The lights go out, then red fog fills the arena, a red strobe light begins to flash as Been to Hell by Hollywood Undead blares over the PA. The crowd begins to rise to their feet in cheers as 2D comes out from the right side of the stage through the curtain in black South pole jeans Globe skate style shoes and a black tank top/wife-beater with a neon green towel tucked into his back pocket. He stops on the stage and throws his hands in the air which is met with a perfect timing of fireworks of red blast. 2D then proceeds down the entrance ramp, giving fans high fives until he reaches the ring side and then runs and slides into the ring under the bottom rope and then quickly rises to his feet where he then proceeds to the back right turnbuckle and climbs it to the second rope and poses for the crowd with his arms in the air. 2D then proceeds to do a backflip off and as he lands on the mat, fireworks explode out of each turnbuckle; two turnbuckles with green pyro and the other two with red pyro. 2D then begins to pace awaiting his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent... 2 Dope!
The fans are all in their seats as Freedom by Clenchfist is heard throughout the arena and Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out on the stage. He looks around at the fans, who are on their feet screaming. Lunatic signals as pyro shoots out of the stage and he then makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. He slides into the ring and poses in the corner, then waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And finally... Rockin’ Lunatic!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Alex Cross vs. Gabriel Creed vs. Rockin' Lunatic vs. Sheamus Moses vs. 2 Dope
The bell rings at the five men in the ring stare at eachother for a moment before lunging forward in a colossal explosion of energy. After what is an intense five way scuffle in the center of the ring all five of the men step back and decide to focus on one opponent at a time. Cross squares off with Lunatic while Creed and Moses lock up. While the pairs try and get the upper hand 2 Dope is busy circle them like a hungry lion. With a sudden forward motion 2 Dope attacks Cross from behind. Cross suddenly finds himself the target of a two on one assault.
Steve White: What a match we have so far folks.
Chuck Thompson: And already it looks like Lunatic and 2 Dope are wasting no time in teaming up.
Steve White: That may be Chuck but only one of them can win.
Back in the ring Cross had rolled out of the way while 2 Dope and Lunatic turn to take care of Moses and Creed. All this does is change the pairings to Creed locking up with Lunatic and Moses against 2 Dope. The four men go at it each trying to get the up hand and thus the advantage. Meanwhile Cross was busy on the outside of the ring digging under the ring for something.
Chuck Thompson: YES! We could get blood here.
Steve White: What is it with you and blood Chuck?
Chuck Thompson: You wouldn't understand even if I told you Steve.
Cross finally finds what he is looking for in a barbed wire baseball bat.He slides back into the ring while the other four men are locked up in their pairings. With what can only be described as amusement Cross begins an indiscriminate attack on all four of his opponents. He uses the bat to attack all four men trying to get them to bleed while he watches. This attack causes the four others to momentarily join forces to take on the weapon wielding man. Creed and Moses both go to tackle Cross into submission while 2 Dope and Lunatic punch and kick at Cross savagely. Cross drops his weapon which Creed picks up as a smirk crosses his lips. Creed slams the bat in Cross's stomach bringing it over the top of Moses head.
Steve White: Things are heating up now.
Chuck Thompson: Blood let there be more blood.
Steve White: Folks please ignore the rantings of my broadcast partner. He seems to have started having flashbacks.
Chuck Thompson: Screw you Chuck. Screw you.
Steve White: You aren't my type Chuck. Besides I have a better offer for after the show.
While the two bicker Lunatic and 2 Dope had slid out of the ring and were busy looking for weapons to heat the match up some more. Meanwhile, Cross and Moses had team up to knock Creed out of the ring with the barbedwire baseball bat. Creed happens to land between 2 Dope and Lunatic who attack him brutally before turning back to the under to the ring to grab some weapons. 2 Dope pulls out a sledgehammer and slides it into the ring. At the same time Lunatic pulls out a table and pushes it under the ring ropes.
Steve White: Things are heating up now Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: Oh babe here we go now.
Both Lunatic and 2 Dope slide back into the ring only to be met by a Sledgehammer wielding Moses. Cross tackles Lunatic into the corner of the ring before stepping back to chop him across the chest a few times. Creed meanwhile stirs on the outside on the ring and stands up before sliding back into the ring with the barbed wire baseball bat. As he slides back into the ring 2 Dope steps back into the ring ropes to avoid the sledge using Moses. Cross Irish whips Lunatic in 2 Dope before leaning the table in the corner of the ring. As 2 Dope and Lunatic struggle to get back up from the mat Creed gets to his feet and ducks Moses's sledgehammer attack grabbing his arm. Creed uses Moses's momentum to spin him around into an Irish whip through the table in the corner. Moses however manages to grab Creed's arm pulling him into the ring ropes.
Steve White: These guys are going to kill each other! This is awesome!
2 Dope stumbles over to Sheamus Moses and picks his limp body up. He hits a hard powerbomb on him and then falls to one knee to catch his breath. After a short moment, he climbs to the top rope and hits the Undead Bomb! Rest of the guys are too hurt to attempt to break up the count, so he pins Moses. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, 2 Dope!
Steve White: What a huge win for the returning 2 Dope!
Chuck Thompson: 2 Dope hasn't wrestled for a long time and tonight he proved he has not missed a step.
2 Dope climbs to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. He abruptly pulls it away and throws both of his hands in the air. Rockin' Lunatic gets up and shakes his hand as the fans boo even louder. They then exit the ring as the scene cuts to a hype video for the next match.
The scene comes back from the hype video as I Need A Doctor starts playing over the PA system and Quinton Hughes steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp met with a huge amount of boos from the crowd. He is wearing his usual gangster stuff with bling around his neck. He makes his way down to the ring and goes up the steel steps and stands on the ring apron for a minute before going over the middle rope and into the ring. He shows off on a turnbuckle and then gets down and lets the fans boo him some more.
Patrica Downs: The following contest is a unmasking match! If Mystery loses this match, he will be forced to unmask himself! Introducing first, hailing from the mean streets of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, standing at 6 feet and 5 inches tall and weighing in at 245 pounds, Quinton Hughes!
Rebel Within'" by Hank 3 plays on the pa-system when suddenly the lights go out leaving the arena in TOTAL DARKNESS! Slowly the light returns but one-by-one it is in candle light form randomly throughout the crowd, then down the ramp, and finally sparks erupt from the turnbuckles revealing a mystery man standing in the ring. The lights return and the mystery man stands looking out into the crowd reading them with his cold grey eyes but that is all that is revealed as the man has a skull bandanna tied around his face, a white beat up cowboy hat, and black jeans with the legs tucked down inside heavy steel toed duck-taped boots. The man removes his hat laying it on the turnbuckle where he leans.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent...Mystery!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Quinton Hughes vs. Mystery
The men take their corner before the match begins. The bell rings and Mystery takes advantage. Jab, jab. The two brawlers begin to hockey fight in the ring. The swings from the men wiggling the mask of the wrestlers. The ref tries to stand between the men as they deliver their best haymakers.
Steve White: We’re getting it on, and getting it on early!
Chuck Thompson: Not if the ref can help it..
Steve White: I say let them go at it!
The ref finally gets the men apart, but Quinton shoves him out of the way in hopes to turn the tide on Mystery. With an elbow to Mystery’s jaw and Alabama slam follows.Quinton bounces off the mat to his feet not letting Mystery take the offensive. Whip to the ropes..CLOTHESLINE! Mystery flings almost around the wrist of Quinton.
Steve White: Quinton is coming full force today!
Chuck Thompson: Mystery’s Mystery will be raveled tonight folks.
Quinton begins to move around Mystery on the ground, occasionally stomping Mystery with a couple chuckles as he pumps up the crowd a little. Quinton leans down to grab Mystery by the mask – pulling him up by it before Mystery regains the momentum. Hard European uppercut to Quinton catching him off guard. His feet stumble back as the arena goes loud of the action packed match. Mystery using everything he has to give kicks to the legs of Quinton, bringing the big man down to slouch as his legs begin to ache. Hard elbow combos follow my Mystery until he has Quinton pinned against the turnbuckle. Mystery climbs the first two ropes and holds his hand out into the air. The crowd goes louder.. Hard blows to the head of Quinton!
Steve White: No, I want to see who he is!
Quinton struggles as Mystery keeps hitting him. Quinton gives a hard shoulder thrust into Mystery’s chest throwing him back into the mat. Quinton, hopping up on second rope, jumps out into a flying elbow down on Mystery. The two gather their breaths for a second before the standing race begins.
Steve White: This won't just be a big win for Quinton, but the anticipation! I need to know!
Chuck Thompson: Mystery’s up first!
Mystery takes advantage by whipping Quinton into the ropes. Quinton tries for a countering clotheline. Mystery falls to the ground to avoid the attack, making Quinton have to step over Mystery from momentum. Mystery charges at Quinton, dropping his face into the mat. Mystery rolls Quinton over and begins a chin lock. Quinton tries to break the hold as he is crunched back trying to grab all air he can.
Chuck Thompson: I hope Mystery understands submissions don’t count.
The Two fight back and forth in the chinlock, Mystery tries to free his left hand to attack Quinton some more. Quinton goes to shake his head as Mystery hits him as he struggles to maintain the chinlock. Quinton finally breaks the chinlock and elbows Mystery in his gut multiple times before smashing an elbow to his face! Mystery goes for a big reversal move, but Quinton blocks it, picks him up, and hits the Fallback Bomb! Mystery lays out cold in the ring as Quinton begins going after his mask. He finally pulls it off to reveal who it is!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: What the hell?! That's Kerry M. Karson!
The fans boo loudly as Quinton laughs at the hurting KMK.
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, Quinton Hughes!
Quinton Hughes picks up KMK and continues the assault, beating him with some big moves.
Chuck Thompson: Oh come on! The man has been unmasked! Leave him go now. He's probably done here in EHWF anyway. Fuck him.
Quinton Hughes then exits the ring and grabs a steel chair. He gets back into the ring with it and begins destroying the already partially uncouncious Kerry M. Karson with it. After multiple swings, he lays the bent chair down on the ring mat and picks up KMK. He hits another Fallback Bomb right onto the steel chair! KMK lays motionless in the ring as Quinton exits and laughs. His theme song hits the PA system as EMT's come running down to the ring to check on KMK and the scene cuts to a hype video for the next match.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring again.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a backstage brawl match scheduled for one fall!
The scene then cuts to the backstage area, where both men are waiting to begin the match.
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Rock N' Roll God vs. Storming Raven
The bell rings. Raven and RNRG are locked up in the backstage area. RNRG is able to push Raven into the wall and hit a few knees into Raven's mid-section. Raven is able to push out back into the middle of the room. While locked up Raven punches RNRG in the gut a few times and RNRG unlocks out. Raven boots RNRG in the mid-section and runs at RNRG. Raven comes back and hits a spinning elbow, taking RNRG down to the concrete.
Chuck Thompson: Very nice so far.
Steve White: Well RNRG and Storming Raven hate each other Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: These two have a lot of aggression towards each other.
RNRG recovers and takes down Raven to the ground. Raven gets hit with a few rights and lefts but rolls out of it. The two get back up to their feet and lock up. Raven bounces RNRG’s head off of a table but RNRG grabs a fire extinguisher and hits Raven in the gut with it. RNRG gets Raven in a headlock and tries to make him submit. Raven gets out of the hold and armdrags RNRG to the concrete. RNRG gets up but is hit with a dropkick to the chest from Raven.
Chuck Thompson: It's getting intense now!
Steve White: Can Raven pull it off here or will the debuting RNRG get a huge win.
RNRG gets to his feet and Raven goes to boot him in the gut but RNRG catches Raven's leg and hits Raven with a lariat instead. Raven gets up and RNRG instantly hits him with a German Suplex. Raven is hurt on the floor and RNRG tries to cover but Raven rolls out of it. RNRG grabs a chair and whales Raven with it.
Steve White: Raven could lose it here.
Chuck Thompson: Get back in up Raven!
RNRG grabs a hurt Raven on the outside. RNRG tosses him into a bunch of lighting equipment! Raven stands up and RNRG goes to hit a clothesline but Raven ducks it. RNRG turns around and gets hit with an Enziguri from Raven and both men are down on the concrete. Raven tries to get up but he is hurting and RNRG is trying to fight through the pain.
Steve White: Both men trying to fight their way up. It's coming down to the wire now, both men are tired and they both want to end the match.
Chuck Thompson: Whoever gets up first here could possibly win the damn match Steve!
Raven and RNRG get back up at the same time. RNRG goes to strike, but Raven blocks the attempt and boots him in the gut. Raven grabs RNRG and hits a big suplex on him, driving him into the concrete. Raven is hurting, but musters up enough energy to back off and start stalking RNRG while he slowly gets back up to his feet. RNRG turns around and right away gets slammed into a door and then into a brick wall. RNRG is about to fall down but Raven crossbodies him and covers.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Storming Raven!
Raven limps away after getting his arm raised and medical personnel come over to help Rock N' Roll God. The scene then cuts to a hype video for the next match as he is being helped.
We come back from the hype video as Whitney Wyld’s music goes off and and Patricia is in the ring with a mic.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first Whitney Wyld!
Violet spotlights shined bright upon the stage. Interestingly, though, a coffin was standing vertically. What was the meaning of this? BOOM! An even greater display of pyrotechnics lit up the EHWF arena, while the lid of the coffin flew open and a pair of violet eyes opened for viewers worldwide to gaze open! And without hesitation, a body stepped forth out of the coffin. Decked out in a black mini-skirt, fishnet stockings, a black top, violet nail-polish and black lipstick to compliment her flowing black hair with violet streaks, this vuluptuous vixen was none other than Whitney Wyld! She begins heading down to the ring and when she finally enters it, she walks to the center and paused for a moment. She looks around at the fans and smiles as she awaits her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And her opponent… Munin!
The arena lights go out leaving only the running lights on. Black smoke starts creeping out across the stage and ramp while Manson's "New Shit" starts to play.
"Everything has been said before There's nothing left to say anymore When it's all the same You can ask for it by name."
Munin steps out onto the stage letting the smoke coil around her shapely leather clad form. She takes a moment to look over the crowd with a small smirk, before making her way down the ramp in time with the music.
"Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in: Everybody sing along."
Strobe lights start to go off as the chorus is repeated once more.
Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN IN Everybody sing along.
Her step is light but sure and confident. Her movements fluid and graceful as she walks through the smoke. A small smile still touching the corner of her mouth. Strobes stop and extremly bright lights follow her small form down the ramp as the song continues on from the chorus. By this point the audience has started to sing along, and Munin spares some of them her signature cheshire smile. The black smoke continues to cling to her during her walk. Causing her to look like some beautiful shadow come to life walking down a road of light. The effect is errie, unearhly, and yet entrancing.
"Are you motherfuckers ready For the new shit? Stand up and admit, tomorrow's never coming. This is the new shit. Stand up and admit. Do we get it? No. Do we want it? Yeah. This is the new shit, Stand up and admit."
Reaching the ring she climbs in, giving the fans a wink over her shoulder ashedoes so. Then standing in the ring she looks out over the crowd, as the song ends with Manson crooning.
Patricia Downs: And finally their opponent… Pandora!
The crowd begins to die down when the lights go out. There is a slight pause as the scene goes stagnate in quiet darkness. As the titration begins to flicker a quiet tune begins to play as a purple light begins to slowly form at the entrance way. The quiet tune of a sweet lullaby plays it's soft, gentle tune.
As the screen begins to constantly flicker more, a silhouette of a women appears dragging a little treasure chest behind her. As the purple light begins to lift the light in arena to better visibility is the appearance of Pandora clear as she slowly walks down to the ring. Her right hand down, grasping the handle of a locked chest with four wooden wheels, her left by her breast cuddling a gory stained teddy bear, that was sure to fall apart at any given minute.
As she gets close to the ring she leaves the chest up against the guard rail, placing her stuffed animal on the middle of the chest after a sickly kiss to it's bloody nose. Turning to use the stairs, Pandora seems innocent enough as she softly takes steps and sneaks into a turnbuckle, shyly.
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Whitney Wyld vs. Munin vs. Pandora
The match starts. Munin dropkicks Pandora and starts stomping her out. Wyld tries to run into the match but Munin hits her with a roundhouse kick, taking her out of the match. Pandora rolls out of the ring. She grabs a steel chair and slides in with it.
Steve White: Steel Chair in hand!
Chuck Thompson: Pandora looking to continue her winning ways Steve. This Hardcore match is a big deal for all these guys.
Pandora swings at Munin but Munin ducks it and kicks the chair into Pandora’s face when she turns back around. Wyld gets up and Munin grabs the chair. She swings and nails Wyld right in the head with it. Wyld goes down hard and Pandora is on the outside, she brings in a garbage can.
Steve White: Now the garbage can comes into play!
Chuck Thompson: This match is turning pretty intense right now.
Pandora runs in and hits Munin in the back with the garbage can. Pandora starts laying into her with the can until its bent. Pandora scoops Munin up and slams her down on the mat hard.
Steve White: Pandora trying to get on top!
Chuck Thompson: Munin has lead the way most of this match Steve. She could win it!
Pandora grabs Munin. Munin reverses and rolls up Pandora!
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Steve White: So close!
Chuck Thompson: Pandora almost lost it right there Steve!
Munin grabs the chair and hits Pandora in the gut with it. Munin then clotheslines Pandora down onto the garbage can and Pandora screams out in pain. Wyld looks like shes getting up and Munin runs over and tries to clotheline Wyld over the top rope, but Whitney ducks and pulls down the top rope, sending Munin over the top and landing awkwardly on her shoulder.
Steve White: Munin is out of the ring! Can she get back in this?
Chuck Thompson: Wyld got lucky there!
Whitney then turns around and Pandora nails her in the head with the steel chair! Pandora grabs Whitney then DDT’s her into the steel chair then covers her.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Pandora!
Steve White: Pandora wins by hitting Whitney with a steel chair from behind what a match!
Chuck Thompson: This was a good divas contest, something we haven’t seen in a while.
Pandora celebrates in the ring as the scene cuts to a hype video for the next match.
The scene comes back from the hype video to show Patricia Downs inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand again.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a tables match scheduled for one fall and is for the North American Championship!
The lights in the arena suddenly dim down to a deep dark blue color and the opening of "Ain't no rest for the Wicked" by Cage the Elephant is heard starting to play. The fans start cheering loudly as out from the backstage area comes none other then "The One and Only" David Arnold. David's standing there, wearing his usual ring attire along with a black striped fedora with a blue stripe around it, a pair of aviator sunglasses, and a black hooded sweatshirt zipped partway up. He stands there, a smile on his face, and looks out at the fans who are cheering like crazy. He then throws his hands out from his side and red, white, and blue pyro explodes from the stage in three different bursts. He then slowly moves his hands to in front of him, doing a "gun" taunt with one hand. He "takes aim" at the ring, then after a few seconds, "pulls the trigger" and a fourth and bigger burst of pyro goes off.
Out if nowhere, Raven runs up behind him and nails Arnold with a forearm to the back of the neck then tosses him on the mat. Both men get to their feet.
DING DING DING!
Match #5: David Arnold (c) vs. Raven Trueblood
Raven and Arnold lock up. Raven gets Arnold in a headlock and starts hitting him in the head with hard rights.
Steve White: Nice start here.
Chuck Thompson: Raven is looking to once again hold gold!
Arnold gets out of the headlock and elbows Raven in the face. Arnold tackles Raven to the mat and goes to punch him out but Raven gets out of it and punts Arnold hard in the ribs.
Steve White: Nice grappling right there but Raven is kicking Arnold's ass here.
Chuck Thompson: Could Raven once again become a champion?
Arnold gets up and boots Raven in the gut. Arnold then hits Raven with a punch combo, almost knocking him to the mat. Arnold then goes for a heymaker but Raven ducks it and hits Arnold with a Swinging Neckbreaker when he turns around. Raven covers!
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Steve White: SO CLOSE!
Chuck Thompson: Arnold might be in trouble here tonight!
Arnold struggles up. He swings at Raven but Raven ducks him and hits a huge backdrop on him, almost dropping him on his head! Trueblood then rolls out of the ring and grabs a table that is set up against the crowd barrier and slides it into the ring. He then slides in after it and sets it up in the center. He picks up David Arnold and hits the Forgotten Drop on him through the table! The crowd goes crazy as Raven Trueblood wins the match!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen here is your winner and the NEW North American Champion... RAVEN TRUEBLOOD!
Raven celebrates with the title as David Arnold is hurt on the outside. Michael Rissi comes out from the crowd and spears David Arnold!
Steve White: Raven is the new champion but why is Rissi out here attacking David Arnold?
Chuck Thompson: I'd like to know what that idiot Rissi is doing out here too!
Rissi grabs one of the big jugs of water on the announce table and smashes it over Arnold's head. Rissi grabs a mic and the second big jug of water.
Michael Rissi: Burial at Sea motherfuckers!
Rissi grabs Arnold's head and submerges it under the water in the jug. Arnold struggles but he can't do anything. Rissi holds him there for a while before the refs pull him off of him. Rissi walks off and the refs call for EMTs for Arnold. The scene then fades to some highlights of the night so far at the image of Raven with his North American Championship.
Violet spotlights shined bright upon the stage. Interestingly, though, a coffin was standing vertically. What was the meaning of this? BOOM! An even greater display of pyrotechnics lit up the EHWF arena, while the lid of the coffin flew open and a pair of violet eyes opened for viewers worldwide to gaze open! And right before she has a chance to even think about stepping out of her cheap gimmick coffin it is yanked backwards. The comical look of panic in those wide eyes is priceless, and as the coffin hits the ground you can almost hear the breath being knocked out of her lungs. "New Shit" Blares of the speaker as Munin grins down at a shocked and confused Whitney Wyld. She waste no time slamming the coffin lid shut before stepping over it to walk down the ramp.
"Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in: Everybody sing along."
Strobe lights start to go off as the chorus is repeated once more.
Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in: Everybody sing along.
Her step is light but sure and confident. Her movements fluid and graceful as she walks through the smoke. A small smile still touching the corner of her mouth. Strobes stop and extremely bright lights follow her small form down the ramp as the song continues on from the chorus. By this point the audience has started to sing along, and Munin spares.
"Are you motherfuckers ready For the new shit? Stand up and admit, tomorrow's never coming. This is the new shit. Stand up and admit. Do we get it? No. Do we want it? Yeah. This is the new shit, Stand up and admit."
Munin then begins making her way back to the backstage area.
"Let us entertain you."
Smirking, she watches Whitney struggle to get out of the coffin and to her feet, and can't resist laughing at how angry she looks.
Steve White: What the hell?! They had a match earlier tonight and i guess Munin doesn't like what Whitney did to her? But what the hell is this all about here?!
Chuck Thompson: I don't know, Steve.
The scene then fades out to a promo video for the next match with Whitney Wyld still in shock and anger.
The scene comes back from the promo video with Patricia Downs inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand again.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a tag team ladder match!
Troublemaker plays the arena as the fans give a jaded reaction to the entrance of Ashburn. Gold and blue pyro goes off as David makes his way through the ramp and down to the ring looking calm and cool. Ashburn gets in and raises his arms to the fans and begins to prepare getting himself psyched up for the forth coming match.
Partricia Downs: Introducing first... DAVID ASHBURN!
A white fog starts to cover the ramp as the opening notes to Bullets by Creed start to play. A series of bright red spot lights turn on illuminating the smoke as Sujir's silhouette is seen at the top of the ramp. The smoke slowly clears as Sujir wearing a red leather trench coat slowly steps down the ramps striding slowly towards the ring nodding to the fans as he does so. Once to the ring he climbs the steel steps and slides into the ring under the ropes and then rises to his knees kneeling to the center of the ring staring at the top of the entrance ramp his arms spread. About halfway through the song he jumps to his feet he rises to his feet and strides confidently to his corner. Once there he pulls off his trench coat tossing it towards the ring announcers before he rises to the top ropes as the lights return to normal and he awaits the start of the match.
Partricia Downs: And his partner... The Hardcore Champion... SUJIR THORN!
The opening riff to "Let it Die" by Ozzy Osbourne echoes through the arenas speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before a golden light focuses on the top of the ramp. Standing there is a regal looking Sah'ta Thor who is wearing a white furred red satin kingly mantle with a matching crown. In his right hand is a royal scepter studded with gems. The light takes on a reddish tinge as four women (Melfina, Briandea, Paige, and Colliette) dressed in varying colored corsets come out from the back and surround him. As the the lyrics start up, the group starts down the ramp as the women dance around him. Once at the ring, Thor hands the crown and scepter to the women before shrugging off the royal robes. Thor is now revealed to be standing in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. He pulls off his shirt, revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents.
Partricia Downs: And their opponents... SAH'TA THOR!!
4 My Town hits the PA system as the lights go a dim blue. Rissi bursts out onto the stage as pyro goes off. He then bolts down the ramp and rolls into the ring.
Partricia Downs: And his partner... MICHAEL RISSI!
DING DING DING!
Match #6: Sujir Thorn & David Ashburn vs. Sah'ta Thor & Michael Rissi
Rissi rolls out of the ring and grabs a ladder. He slides it in and picks it up. Ashburn locks up with Thor and Sujir comes behind Thor and hits a reverse STO. Sujir and Ashburn start planting huge boots into Thor on the mat. Rissi runs over with the ladder and nails Sujir in the head with it. Ashburn turns around but Rissi whirls the ladder around and hits Ashburn right in the face with it. Rissi looks around and sets up the ladder under the trophy. He starts climbing.
Steve White: Rissi's gonna do it right here right now!
Chuck Thompson: This is crazy, he's going to end the match right now!
Rissi gets halfway up but Sujir pulls him down and bounces Rissi's head off of the ladder. Sujir boots Rissi in the gut and tosses him into the corner then follows up with a clothesline. Sujir goes to climb the ladder but Thor stops him and gets him in a headlock.
Steve White: Father and son battle it out now!
Chuck Thompson: The only way to win this is to get the trophy from the top of the ladder.
Thor hits Sujir with an armdrag and then another. Thor picks up his son and tosses him into the ladder. Thor reaches into the outside and brings in another ladder. He gets in the ring and turns to Sujir but Sujir boots him in the gut. Thor hits Sujir in the gut with the ladder then he drops the ladder and hits Sujir with a legdrop. Thor gets to his feet only to get hit with a running high knee from David Ashburn.
Steve White: All of these men have had issues with each other. This one is turning intense.
Chuck Thompson: I agree Steve. 100%
Ashburn picks Thor up and flips him on his back. Ashburn goes to lock in the Breaker Lock and Rissi sneaks behind him and sets up the ladder under the trophy again. Ashburn notices this and let's go of Thor. He meets Rissi up at the top of the ladder and Ashburn and Rissi start to trade lefts and rights at the top. Sujir comes in and pushes the ladder down and Rissi and Ashburn crash down into the mat. Sujir stands over a downed Thor.
Steve White: Rissi and Ashburn just fell off the ladder at the hands of Sujir!
Chuck Thompson: Sujir and Ashburn are an odd team. Rissi and Thor are an odd team but damn it to hell you have to love the intensity in this match that these teams bring!
Sujir picks up Thor and scoopslams him right on a ladder. Thor holds his back but Sujir picks him up again and scoopslams him right back down on the ladder. Sujir grabs Thor and is ready to powerbomb him down on the ladder but Rissi comes from behind and hits Sujir in the back of the neck with a forearm. Rissi tosses Sujir over the top rope and follows him outside the ring.
Steve White: That was a close one for Thor right there!
Chuck Thompson: WATCH OUT!
On the outside Sujir blasts Rissi with a steel chair and Rissi falls down. Sujir hits him again then tosses the chair away. Sujir then goes under the ring and pulls out a barbwire wrapped chair. He points it at a recovering Thor and slides in the ring with it. A hurt Rissi looks pissed off on the outside and he searches under the ring. Rissi rolls in the ring behind Sujir and hits Sujir in the back of the head with a DVD player.
Steve White: A DVD player what the hell is that doing under the ring?!
Chuck Thompson: I don't know but it fucked Sujir up!
Ashburn comes put of nowhere and takes Rissi out with a high knee. Ashburn turns around and Thor boots him in the gut. Thor grabs Ashburn and hits him with the Parasite Eve right on the barbedwire chair. Ashburn is bloddy and the crowd cheers as Thor grabs and sets up a ladder.
Steve White: Ashburn may be out of it now Chuck! He's bloddy and messed up and Thor's going to try get the trophy above the ring!
Chuck Thompson: Well he has to be quick about it!
Thor starts climbing but Sujir pulls him down and smacks Thor's head into one of the rungs on the ladder. Sujir then clotheslines Thor and when Thor gets up, Sujir plants him down with a huge running STO!
Steve White: Sujir with some big power moves on his father.
Chuck Thompson: He looks pissed off.
Sujir starts savagely stomping Thor out and laughing. He turns around to grab a weapon to finish his father off but Rissi takes Sujir out with a flying forearm then springs up. Rissi and Ashburn lock up. Rissi pushes Ashburn over to Thor and Thor knees Ashburn in the gut. Rissi goes and grabs a ladder but Ashburn flips Thor and locks him in the Breaker Lock. Rissi comes over and hits Ashburn with a Superkick to the head and Thor gets up. Sujir pushes Rissi to the mat and climbs the ladder but Rissi follows him and yanks him down. Sujir is turned around and Thor picks up the barbedwire chair. He takes a second and thinks. He's apprehensive but nails Sujir in the head with the barbedwire chair!
Steve White: By Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: Thor nailed Sujir in the head with the barbedwire chair!
Rissi climbs the ladder! David Ashburn gets up on the top rope and jumps, trying to jump onto the ladder but is instead met with a boot from Sah'ta Thor. When Ashburn gets up Thor hits him with the Parasite Eve on the chair! The crowd cheers and Rissi unties the trophy from atop the ring.
DING DING DING!
Partricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, here are your winners SAH'TA THOR and MICHAEL RISSI!
Steve White: Rissi and Thor pull off a win after a tough battle!
Chuck Thompson: What a match that was!
Rissi celebrates in the ring but a bloddy Sujir out of nowhere, runs in and gives Thor a clothesline from hell, laying him out! Sujir rolls out and makes his way up the ramp as Thor struggles on the mat and Rissi looks confused. The scene then fades out to a promo video for the final match of the night.
The scene comes back into the ring after the promo video ends and shows Patricia Downs standing with a microphone in the center, ready to call the final match of the evening.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is our main event of the evening! This will be a Hell In A Cell match for the Mayhem World Championship!
As "Bad To The Bone" begins to play over the PA system, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echos with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment and then steps through the ropes and enters the ring. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, standing at 6 feet and 6 inches tall and weighing in at 285 pounds, Frank Finelli!
The lights in the arena go out as a cool breeze brushes across the crowd. A gong is heard lightly over the PA system as footsteps quickly follow. Another gong is heard as the footsteps grow louder finally blaring over the sound system. The words “Black Man Walking” echoes from beam to beam as finally “Rollin” by Limp Bizket hit the PA system sending the crowd to their feet. Black Man storms the stage with both hands thrown into the air above his head. With his signature black leather pants, grey tank top, and yellow Oakley’s draped over his eyes, Black Man strolls down the ramp and slides into the ring. Black Man rushes to each and every corner raising his hands to the crowd trying to draw a reaction from each individual.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from New York, New York, standing at 6 feet and 7 inches tall and weighing in at 265 pounds, he is the Mayhem World Champion, Black Man!
The sound of music begins playing over the PA system as the cell begins lowering. The cell goes the whole way down and the bell rings to begin the match.
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Black Man (c) vs. Frank Finelli
Steve White: Here we go!
The match starts and both men look all around them at the enormous structure. They then begin the match in a classic tie up. Frank Finelli gets the upper hand and puts Black Man in a headlock. Black Man pushes Frank Finelli off of him against the ring ropes and when Frank comes running back at him, Black Man jumps down onto his stomach and Frank jumps over him. Frank then runs off the opposite ropes and when he comes running back at Black Man, Black Man hits him with a huge clotheline! Frank whips his head back hard onto the ring mat and lays there in pain for a few moments. Black Man picks him up and irish whips him into the corner of the ring and the runs at him and hits him with a big splash in the corner. Frank Finelli stumbles forward then falls down.
Steve White: Black Man has taken charge early in this one.
Black Man picks up Frank Finelli and attempts to toss him over the top rope, but Frank catches himself on the top rope and pulls himself back up onto the ring apron. Black Man notices this and runs across the ring at him and hits a forearm smash to Frank's temple, sending him off of the ring apron into the side of the cell! Black Man exits the ring and picks up Frank and irish whips him hard into the steel ring steps. Black Man taunts Frank then shows off to the fans, who boo him. While he is showing off, Frank reaches under the ring and pulls out a kendo stick! Black Man turns around and gets cracked right in the head with it! Black Man stumbles backwards and Frank follows him and corners him in the corner and begins beating him with the kendo stick repeatedly.
Chuck Thompson: And now Frank Finelli has the upper hand again.
After the kendo stick is just about unusable, Frank tosses it aside and picks up Black Man. He irish whips him into the door of the cell, which causes it to bow out a little bit. Frank then runs full speed at Black Man and spears him through the cell door! Both men fall out onto the floor outside of the cell as the fans go crazy. Both men struggle to get up, but finally do and begin trading punches to each others faces. Black Man gets the upper hand and smashes Frank's face off of the side of the cell. He does it repeatedly and then grinds Frank's face against the side! He then lets Frank go and he falls to the floor and holds his face in pain. Black Man walks over and takes a chair that the ring announcer was sitting on and folds it up. He walks back over to Frank Finelli and waits until he gets up. Frank does and shows the is bleeding a little bit from the head and Black Man smashes the chair right onto the head of Frank! Frank falls flat on his back on the floor. Black Man tosses the chair down and tauntingly pins Frank. 1...2...kickout! Frank gets a shoulder up!
Chuck Thompson: You know, if Black Man actually made an attempt to pin Frank there, i think he would have won. Frank barely kicked out with a taunt pin.
Steve White: I actually agree with you on that. Frank just got blasted in the head with a chair. Why not actually try to pin him and win this?
Black Man gets pissed and begins repeatedly stomping Frank while he is down. He then picks him up and takes him to the corner of the cell and smashes his face off of the corner of it. Black Man then taunts Frank again and picks him up, but Frank hits some shots to the stomach of Black Man and pushes him against the commentators table. Frank then runs at him and clothelines him over the table onto the laps of Steve White and Chuck Thompson. Frank then takes a moment to regain his composure as he points to the top of the cell! The fans cheer like crazy and Frank begins climbing!
Steve White: What the hell is he doing?! This is going to get ugly!
Chuck Thompson: It will. Oh my God i can't watch! Remember last time there was a Hell in a Cell match? Sah'ta Thor ended up being thrown off of it through our table!
Black Man gets up and begins climbing up after Frank! Frank reaches the top and gets a few seconds to catch his breath before Black Man too reaches the top. The two men once again trade punches. Black Man swings, but Frank ducks and catches Black Man as he is spinning and backdrops him on top of the cell! A few links break, but the cell holds! The fans let out a huge "ooh" sound. Frank gets back up and drags Black Man to the center. He then picks up Black Man and attempts a scoop slam, but Black Man gets out of it and hits a neckbreaker on Frank! Another part of the cell breaks a little bit and the fans let out an "ooh" again.
Steve White: Oh my. They are breaking parts of the cell!
Chuck Thompson: I can't believe this. That thing is going to break!
Black Man goes for a stomp, but Frank rolls out of the way and Black Man's foot almost goes through the cell as more of it snaps. Frank stands up on the side of the cell and then runs at Black Man, but Black Man ducks and backdrops Frank sending him crashing through the top of the cell and through the ring underneath! The fans go crazy and begin cheering "holy shit! holy shit! holy shit!".
Steve White: By gawd! By gawd! I can't believe it!
Black Man falls to one knee and catches his breath. Frank lays motionless in a mess of broken cage and ring. Black Man holds onto the broken part of the cell and lowers himself down and drops into the ring. He walks over to the still motionless Frank and crawls down into the broken part of the ring and pins him. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: He did it! My God! I hope Frank is ok!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, and STILL Mayhem World Champion, Black Man!
The crowd is on its feet as Black Man gets to his feet, visibly shaken and exhausted from the grueling contest. The referee hands him the World Title and he goes up the turnbuckle, raising it over his head as the fans scream and cheer for his victory.
Steve White: He did it! Black Man retained the World Championship inside Hell in a Cell!
Chuck Thompson: God, that was hard to watch! Black Man and Finelli beat the holy hell out of one another, and the Cell beat even more out of both of them!
Steve White: Yes, Chuck, but in the end the champion was able to retain his title! Take nothing away from Frank Finelli, though - he made Black Man fight for every foot, every inch, and every centimeter of the path to victory. It was Black Man, though - the Dark Knight, the World Champion - who reached the end of that path and now stands tall inside Hell in a Cell!
As Black Man continues to celebrate inside the Cell, however, the lights suddenly go out and plunge the arena into darkness! The crowd's screams of adulation turn to cries of surprise and concern. The lights come back on a few seconds later - Black Man is still in the ring inside the Cell, but behind him stands a tall, dark figure with stringy black hair and a metallic-looking mask!
Steve White: What the...who the hell is that?!
Chuck Thompson: I don't know, but Black Man and Frank Finelli are trapped inside the Cell with him!
Black Man's fans scream for him to turn around, to get out of the way of the masked figure. Not hearing their warnings, he turns around and is BLASTED off his feet by a high-impact Mafia Kick to the face!
Chuck Thompson: JESUS!
Steve White: What a kick to the skull!
The crowd begins booing the intruder as he turns his attention to Finelli. The challenger has just gotten out of the hole in the ring mat. The masked intruder advances on him.
Steve White: Oh God, he's going after Finelli! Frank Finelli has just gone through a Hell in a Cell Match, there's no way he can fight off this kind of assault!
Chuck Thompson: He and Black Man have BOTH gone through Hell in a Cell, and this guy dropped the World Champ with one shot!
He picks up Finelli in a half-nelson and drives a knee into his midsection. The masked man pulls him into a standing headscissors, lifts him up onto his shoulders, and drives him down with a Powerbomb! Instead of releasing his grip, however, he powers Finelli back up and back down for a SECOND Powerbomb, and a THIRD!
Chuck Thompson: Finelli weighs close to 300 pounds, and he's being decimated here! Who the hell IS this guy?!
Steve White: Help! Finelli and Black Man need help! Someone get the Cell open, they're trapped inside with this masked psychopath!
In the ring, the masked intruder lifts Finelli back up into the Powerbomb position, tosses his legs up, and DROPS him with a Reverse STO! He then retrives a chair from beneath the ring, slides back in, and sets it up center-ring. The masked intruder grabs a rising Black Man and hooks him up, twisting through and lifting him up behind him! With one arm and both legs hooked, the intruder sits out, dropping Black Man headfirst onto the chair with a Single Underhook Back-to-Back Piledriver!
Steve White: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
Chuck Thompson: ON HIS FRIGGIN' HEAD! THE CHAMP'S NECK MAY BE BROKEN!
The crowd is silenced by the impact, and a squad of EMTs comes wheeling a stretcher down to the ring. Static is heard as Steve White and Chuck Thompson leave their broadcast positions, joining the crowd of people now trying to get inside the Cell structure. Inside, the masked intruder surveys the damage he has caused - Frank Finelli, out cold beyond a shadow of a doubt, and Black Man, possibly paralyzed. He sits down cross-legged in the center of the ring, and the following words appear on the TitanTron as the scene fades to the EHWF logo, ending the Pay Per View.
THE ARBITER IS HERE.
JUDGMENT IS AT HAND.
THINK ON YOUR SINS.
JUDGMENT IS AT HAND.
THINK ON YOUR SINS.