January 20th, 2012

The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "No Remorse" by Metallica, is blasting over the PA system.





The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.

Steve White: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another great night of EHWF Mayhem! And tonight, we have a HUGE main event for all of you!

Chuck Thompson: You're damn right we do! This is going to certainly be the most extreme main event in the history of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem! I can't wait!

Steve White: It will be Michael Rissi putting his Hardcore Championship on the line against Sah'ta Thor, a man i really think deserves to finally get his rematch.

Chuck Thompson: He has had this rematch clause in his back pocket for nearly two months! He finally gets it tonight and i'm sure he won't just throw away this oppertunity!

Steve White: I can't wait to see that match, but before that, we have plenty of other great matches lined up for you guys tonight! Including the Mayhem World Champion himself, David GS, getting the odds stacked against him once again as he is taking on Justice Orton and Rockin' Lunatic in a two on one handicap match! That should be interesting to say the least.

Chuck Thompson: And we also have the number one contendership match for the Mayhem World Championship! Mike Collins versus Mike Flynn. I think they both deserve a title shot, but only they can prove to us which one deserves it more.

Steve White: All this and plenty others tonight on Friday Night Mayhem! Let's head up to the ring now with Patricia Downs ready to call our first contest of the evening!

The camera pans up to Patricia Downs, who is standing in the ring with a microphone in her hand.

Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall!

Crushed

Suddenly, "Step Up" by Drowning Pool blasts over the PA system and the Co-Owner and Senior Manager of EHWF, Scorpion, steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp. He has a microphone in his hand and he looks around at the thousands of screaming EHWF fans packed into the arena tonight. He smiles as his theme song dies to a stop and he speaks.

Scorpion: You know what? I am going to throw out this first match, we don't need it. There are more important things to discuss. Victory is right in front of us, ladies and gentlemen. We are crippling the communist regime known as ECWF. We are slowly draining the life out of that pathetic federation. Soon, the finishing touches will be applied and we will emerge victorious. Last week, i ruined their show by driving a tank through their front doors and trashing the arena. That was fun. The week before that, i burnt their piece of shit Intercontinental Championship. And this week, well, i'm not going to do anything. But someone else is.

Scorpion points up to the jumbo tron that is above the EHWF stage and it shows a giant tire. The camera slowly pants up the tire to reveal that it is a monster truck. The camera keeps going up to see none other than Corey Stevens himself looking out of the monster truck, laughing. He yells at the camera.

Corey Stevens: Fuck you Rock N Roll God!

He flips off the camera and revs the engine of the monster truck. The camera points in the direction that the monster truck is facing and reveal Rock N Roll Gods custom Cadillac Escalade sitting in the center of the street. The camera points back at Corey Stevens as he laughs and then floors the gas straight towards the Cadillac. He hits it at full speed, plowing it over and sending pices of it flying into the air. The sound of the windows exploding and the car crushing is heard. He stops after he runs it over and then backs up over it again. And to finish it off, he rolls over it again shuts off the monster truck and gets out of it. He then stands on the top of it and screams.

Corey Stevens: Suck my dick Rock N Roll Fag!

The camera then shuts off and we are back in the arena where Scorpion is bent over laughing like all hell. He speaks into the microphone, still half laughing.

Scorpion: EHWF-3 ECWF-0.

He laughs some more as "Step Up" by Drowning Pool blasts over the PA system once again and Scorpion walks back to the backstage area as the camera cuts back down to ringside.

Steve White: Well, that just gives another point to EHWF. Rock N Roll God still has not answered the challenge Scorpion has laid out for him nearly a month ago.

Chuck Thompson: Ya, well, he is a bitch so it isn't a surprise he is too scared to accept the challenge. He knows EHWF would dominate that pathetic half dead piece of shit place.

Both announces laugh as the scene fades out to a commercial break.

Final Offa Playa!

The scene comes back from a commercial break and the cameras are rolling backstage with Kerry Karson pacing his locker room floor biting at his nails. Hydro is sitting at a little table playing solitaire, with the wad of cash that may be on the line tonight.[/color]

-Jay 'Hydro' Karson- "If you keep pacing back and forth little brother, I'm going to break your legs."

Kerry looks at the camera and motions for them to follow him, but before he leaves, Kerry grabs a purple crown royal bag which has the $100,000 in it. As they walk down the halls, Kerry looks back at the camera.[/color]

-Kerry M. Karson- "For almost two weeks now management has been duckin' me at every corner, about my proposal to put $100,000 on the line, you know make it all legit and shit. I've tried living this place up, getting these sorry ass mo'fuckas in gear, but I can only go so far."

Kerry shows what he means using his hands.[/color]

-Kerry M. Karson- "Here I am..."

He holds up his left hand that is holding the money.[/color]

-Kerry M. Karson- "And here is our management team..."

He holds up his right hand.[/color]

-Kerry M. Karson- "Sitting on their ass reading the fucking New York times, well I need you to meet me in the middle! I got here early to wait at the back entrance of the arena for a manager to accept my FINAL offer!"

Kerry finally is at the back entrance where he finds a chair propped against a wall, he folds it out, and takes a seat.[/color]

-Kerry M. Karson- "Let'em know bitches, Kerry is gettin' oh so impatient!"

A few moments later, Scorpion walks up to Kerry Karson, still watery eyed from laughing at what just happened to Rock N Roll God's precious Cadillac. He takes a deep breath and fixes his tie and gets a straight face. He walks up to Kerry Karson.[/color]

Scorpion: So, you want me to match your one hundred grand, eh?

Kerry Karson shakes his head in agreement. Scorpion thinks for a moment and then reaches in his back pocket and pulls out a wad of big bills. He runs his finger through it.[/color]

Scorpion: Alright. You have a deal. Whoever wins between you and John McCain will get a total of $200,000. Good luck.

Scorpion tosses the money in the crown royal bag that Kerry Karson is holding, obviously trusting him enough to carry it with him and not take off with it, and then walks away and out of the camera view as Kerry Karson smiles and nods his head in approval. The camera then cuts down to the ringside area where Steve White and Chuck Thompson are sitting.[/color]

Steve White: Well folks, it's time for our second match of the evening.

Chuck Thompson: Match? You're gonna call this a match, Steve? That's ridiculous! This is going to be a absolute squash and you know it. Matt Dave is going to kick Quinton's ass halfway to China and we are all going to laugh at his failure.

Steve White: Stop being such an ass, will ya?

Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your new first match of the evening! This match is scheduled for one fall and is a regular singles match. Introducing first..he hails from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. He comes in tonight weighing in at 245 pounds. He is Quinton Hughes!

I Need A Doctor starts playing over the PA system and Quinton Hughes steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp met with a huge amount of boos from the crowd. He is wearing his usual gangster stuff with bling around his neck. He makes his way down to the ring and goes up the steel steps and stands on the ring apron for a minute before going over the middle rope and into the ring. He shows off on a turnbuckle and then gets down and lets the fans boo him some more.

Steve White: Now this guy hasn't been doing well in the ring since he lost to our world champion. He went from a winning streak into quite a slump and now we are coming in with Quinton Hughes being back to his jobber status.

Chuck Thompson: You god damn hypocrite! You can insult this jobbing jackass and I can't? What the fuck is wrong with you, Steve? Learn to let others do what you decide is fair on your part boy before I jump on your ass over here!

Patricia Downs: Introducing his opponent..he comes in tonight hailing from Cameron, North Carolina and weighing in tonight at 210 pounds..he is Matt Dave!

"Underground Kings" by Drake hits the PA and the crowd erputs into a petition of boos shattering the arena with screams of hate. Matt Dave comes out into the view of the audience and examines the crowd before him with a evil smirk on his face. He slowly makes his way down the entrance ramp, ignoring the crowd as they slander his name. He slides into the ring and looks around at the crowd once more. He goes from turnbuckle to turnbuckle motioning to the crowd that he is number one. He stops after go on each turnbuckle at least once and waits for the bell to ring.

Chuck Thompson: Now this is the guy who is gonna put Quinton Hughes into the ground this week! I'm telling you that this is going to be quick and easy for Matt Dave, man. There is no way in hell that Quinton can beat this kid.

DING DING DING!



Steve White: We will see if you're right, Chuck. Now let's get this shit started!

Matt Dave walks into the middle of the ring as Quinton Hughes taunts the crowd. Quinton walks into the middle of the ring and Dave holds out his hand toward Quinton. Quinton shrugs and he slaps the taste out of Dave's mouth! Dave turns back toward Quinton and slaps him so hard that Quinton falls on his ass! Dave gets on Quinton, landing huge blows to the top of his head. The ref begins a count almost immediately! 1! 2! 3! 4! Dave gets off and then kicks Quinton across the face! Quinton rolls out of the ring, grabbing his head and Matt lifts himself using the ropes and spits over the top rope onto Quinton. Quinton cleans his face and his face begins to get red.

Chuck Thompson: A lot of disrespect shown between these two and we have barley even gotten under way!

Matt Dave catches Quinton as he rolls back into the ring, stomping him into the mat and choking him on the bottom rope! The ref pulls Matt off and Matt shrugs. Quinton begins getting back up to his feet and Dave kicks him across the face! Quinton falls onto his knees. Matt runs into the ropes and he catches Quinton with a kick to the temple!

Steve White: This is really going downhill for Quinton Hughes. Can he make a come back?

Quinton struggles to his feet very slowly as Dave is stalking him. Quinton turns around and Dave is landing huge haymakers on him! Quinton falls against the ropes and Dave tosses him into the ropes. Dave catches him with a big clothesline! Quinton stumbles back to his feet and Dave kicks him in the gut! He lifts him up and gives him a huge suplex! Quinton groans and we see Dave motion that it's time for the end.

Chuck Thompson: Jesus! This is going down really fast!

Quinton struggles to his feet, grabbing his face. Dave lifts him up and hits his finisher..the Aftershock! Quinton goes limp and Dave puts a foot on Quinton's chest. The ref gets down and lifts a hand into the air.

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2!
3!

Chuck Thompson: What did I tell you man?

"Underground Kings" hits the PA system once again as Patricia Downs gets a microphone. Matt Dave spits on the limp form that is Quinton Hughes and he shakes his head.

Patricia Downs: Here is your winner, by pinfall..Matt Dave!

Matt Dave looks back up at the camera and exits between the ropes. He walks to the camera man and shouts "This is what happens when you disrespect Matt Dave!" at the camera and we go to a commercial break as he heads up the ramp towards the backstage area.

The EHWF Experience

Red and White pyro starts to shoot out next to the top of the ramp. Headlines by Drake starts to play as the tron displays the words "The EHWF Experience." Michael Rissi bursts out after the pyro and smoke fades to a roar of applause from the fans. Rissi is dressed in a dark grey suit and has his Hardcore Championship belt secured over his shoulder. Rissi makes his way into the ring where a wooden oak coffee table, a sofa, a few chairs and a big sign that displays the "EHWF Experience" logo are already waiting for him. Also in the ring is a velvet rope which blocks the entrance into the make-shift segment area. Rissi steps over the rope and grabs one of the microphones from the coffee table. He then proceeds to pour himself some water in one of the many Michael Rissi glasses that sit on the table. Rissi turns around to the cheering crowd and begins to talk.

Michael Rissi: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to 'Michael Rissi's EHWF Experience!'

The crowd roars.

Michael Rissi reaches over to the table and grabs a large cigar from the box on the huge coffee table. Rissi lights it up and slumps back in his leather chair.

Michael Rissi: We have an action packed show for you here tonight on The EHWF Experience. Now, as you all may be aware I have a title match earlier tonight in the Escape from Cliché match, however, I have no plans to talk about that here on my segment. Instead I will talk about the other happenings of EHWF and even have a special guest on the show tonight.

The crowd cheers.

Michael Rissi: As you know this is our second show and last week we brought the ratings through the roof. Now I asked many a person to appear here tonight on The EHWF experience, but only one stood out to me. Last week we had Rockin and Sah'ta Thor and it didn't end very well. This week my guest will address all of the EHWF's superstars and take it to another level and you can only see it right here on Michael Rissi's EHWF Experience.

There seems to be some tension building between Matt Dave and other competitors on the roster lately. Recently Matt Dave has come out and promised certain superstars that he will have a match with them sooner or later and he will beat them down. These are strong words from a fairly new superstar but I say that Matt Dave has balls. At least he has the balls to come out and command some respect instead f hiding. Speaking of hiding EHWF briefly got word from some other cliché element called The Guiding Light... Most people just shook it off as a joke but The Guiding Light seemed to have strong words for David GS. DGS along with myself and the rest of EHWF just had a good laugh and got on without day but who really knows what this poser cliché Guiding Light is and what he or she wants...

Rissi exhales a huge puff of smoke from his large cigar.

Michael Rissi: Speaking of other unknown elements in EHWF... Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome my special guest for the night... He is 'THE MENTALIST' MIKE COLLINS!!!

Pyro goes off as Life is Beautiful by SIX A.M starts to play. Mike Collins doesn't make his way down the ramp... Instead Collins' music cuts off and Freedom by Clenchfist starts playing and is heard throughout the arena as Rockin' Lunatic, Justice Orton and Rockin's unknown friend from last week makes their way out on the stage and look around at the fans. The music cuts off and Michael Rissi looks confused. Rockin and his team make their way down the ramp and inside the ring as Rissi continues to sit in his large leather chair puffing on his cigar.

Rockin' Lunatic: What's wrong Mr. Hardcore Champion? Expecting someone else?

Michael Rissi: Actually yes... I was expecting Mike Collins... Why are you deadbeats here again? Didn't you learn from last week.

Rockin' Lunatic: Last week was a dry run... Let me assure you that this week won't be the same... I will beat DGS in the handicap match tonight and then at Sudden Death I am going to face you for the Hardcore Championship... My rightful title.

Michael Rissi: That's nice. I have a defence in the main event later tonight but watching you get schooled in a handicap match with the advantage on you might be more entertaining... Wouldn't you all agree?

All the fans cheer and Rockin' looks unamused.

Rockin' Lunatic: It only gets better for Rockin' Lunatic and The New Movement from here on out. Sah'ta Thor is nothing and everyone knows that that title opportunity should be mine... I have never taken you on Rissi... I won a match with the other two members of Tha Revolution... I deserve to face you for that title and I will take it from you at Sudden Death.

Justice Orton rolls out of the ring yet Rissi takes little to no notice of her.

Michael Rissi: Your getting way too ahead of yourself Rockin' you need to slow down... I offered you a match for the Hardcore Championship and you took too long to accept it so management put out a new card... And you say you defeated the other two members of Tha Revolution? Well you may have a victory over them but one of them didn't show up and the other was already out cold... So don't try and make yourself sound better then you actually are. I'm actually pretty pissed off; you are interrupting my show here. You were my guest last week and you got your ass beat. Why don't you just go backstage and get ready for your match while I try and salvage my show.

Justice comes back to the apron and slides in two steel chairs. Rissi slowly catches a glance and frowns. Rockin' and his friend both pick up the steel chairs.

Rockin' Lunatic: You just don't get it Rissi, I no longer feel like waiting. I know I have a championship match coming to me and as far as I'm concerned I am a major contender for your title. So just as I was beaten up last week, we're going to return the favour and destroy you on your own segment this week. Maybe that will make management see that I am capable.

Rockin' and his friend advance on Rissi with steel chairs. Rissi jumps up ready to fight but he is backed into a corner.

Steve White: Rissi's in trouble now!

Chuck Thompson: The New Movement are a bunch of lunatics Steve... Sure Rockin' deserve as shot at the title but will beating Rissi up before his defence tonight really get him what he wants?

Michael Rissi: Guys... Can't we talk about this?

Rockin' and the unknown guy from last week continue to hone in on Rissi but stop when Hells Bells by AC DC hit the PA system. The crowd erupts into cheering and applause as Rockin' and his friend stare at the entrance ramp. Drake Coleman makes his way out and smiles as the fans go wild. Coleman takes a look at the ambush at the ring and runs down the ramp. Drake gets in the ring and Rockin's friend runs at Coleman with the chair. Coleman gives a big boot to the chair and it crashes into the guys face.

Steve White: DRAKE COLEMAN! THA REVOLUTION! DRAKE COLEMAN! THA REVOLUTION!

Chuck Thompson: I don't believe it! Coleman is back. He just rocked Rockin's crony!

Rockin' goes to hit Rissi with the chair but Rissi hits a superkick on the chair and it hits Rockin's face. Rockin' goes down and rolls out of the ring as Rissi and Coleman celebrate.

Michael Rissi: That's right! I brought some friends with me, so don't come up in my kitchen!

Chuck Thompson: Unbelievable!

Justice helps Rockin' up as Coleman and Rissi are celebrating and have their backs to him. Rockin' slowly sneaks back in the ring and grabs Rissi's Hardcore Championship belt off the table. Rockin' runs up to Rissi from behind and hits him in the back of the head with the title belt. Rissi drops to the ground and Rockin' rolls out of the ring as he, his friend and Justice make their way back up the ramp.

Steve White: Oh no! Rissi just got rocked and it looks like Rockin' got the last laugh here tonight.

Chuck Thompson: Is Rissi alright?

Coleman helps Rissi up as Rockin' and his team are at the top of the stage ramp. Rissi struggles to grab a microphone from the table as he has a look of determination upon his face.

Michael Rissi: Ladies and Gentlemen... This was The EHWF Experience... Rockin' Lunatic is next. Prepare for all of y'all to escape from hell tonight!

Big red pyro goes off on the turnbuckles as Coleman helps Rissi over to a chair. They both sit down and talk as Headlines by Drake hits the PA system and we fade out to another commercial break.

The scene comes back from a commercial break and we see Patricia Downs get into the ring, bringing the mic to her face.

Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this following bout is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first!

Buble's singing sweetens the mood for John McCain, who enters like a plastic politician with a great big warm smile that should charm but fails and only angers the crowd. This cheap heat continues until reaching the ring, where he gives the referee a solid handshake and his opponent, who typically refuses by punching him in the face to start the match!

Patricia Downs: From The Heart of Canada, Weighing in at 200 Pounds... JOHN MCCAIN!

Steve White: The obnoxious John McCain Ladies and Gents.

Chuck Thompson: I'm actually beginning to like the guy Steve.

Steve White: You have to be joking me, Chuck...

The lights fade to a light green and a misty haze begins to seep in everywhere. Someone begins to cough on the pa system, which fades into "Caress me Down" by Sublime, and finally comes Kerry Karson followed by his older brother Jay 'Hydro' Karson both men looking slightly stupid. The fans are down chanting for the two laid back men, Kerry is walking past women of all ages kissing their hands high fiving the men, or posing for a picture. Kerry approaches the bottom of the ramp just outside the ring and removes his 'K.M.Karson' black and white pinstriped jersey throwing into the crowd then rolls into the ring. As Kerry gets up the lights fade back to normal in which the stoned assassin jumps to the second turnbuckle holding his arms high above his head.

Patricia Downs: And From Sparta, North Carolina Weighing in at 200 Pounds... Kerry M Karson!

Steve White: K.M.K in the building ladies and gents and it looks like he is pumped up tonight.

Chuck Thompson: I have to agree, Kerry M Karson sure looks to further his success here in EHWF and beating John McCain tonight could propel him into bigger and better things.

DING DING DING!



The Bell Rings and Kerry M Karson rushes John McCain. Karson quickly drops McCain with a flurry of lefts and rights. Karson is all over McCain, stomping and kicking him as he struggles on the ground. McCain rolls out of the ring and Karson follows him but just as Karson goes out McCain runs back in. Karson gives pursuit once more but as Karson runs in the ring McCain rolls back out and continues his evasion from Kerry.

Steve White: Come on John McCain you coward, stop running.

Chuck Thompson: McCain is playing it very smart here right now.

Steve White: What the hell, McCain is just being a coward by running from K.M.K. He should be a real man and fight him!

Chuck Thompson: McCain had strong words coming into this match and I believe he will back himself up.

K.M.K loses his cool with McCain and chases him in the ring. K.M.K dives and takes down McCain. K.M.K starts ground and pounding McCain aggressively as McCain whimpers out in pain. K.M.K starts laughing as he stands over a struggling McCain on the mat. McCain looks over to the ref who isn't looking directly at McCain and takes the opportunity to kick K.M.K in the balls. Karson goes down hard and McCain gets up. McCain rolls Karson over on the mat and starts kicking him in the ribs. Karson is hurt and John McCain drags him over to the bottom ropes. He puts K.M.K's neck on the bottom rope and starts choking him by applying pressure to the back of his neck with his foot. The ref runs over and tells McCain to stop as Karson struggles in desperate anguish. The ref begins a count as McCain keeps choking him. 1...2...3...4... McCain quickly stops and the ref tells him off. It's as if the life has been dragged out of Karson as he lay on the mat choked out and in pain. McCain walks back over to Karson and covers but Karson puts his foot up on the bottom rope.

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ROPE BREAK!

Steve White: McCain is trying every underhanded trick in the book. We need to get rid of this guy from EHWF!

Chuck Thompson: Oh get over it Steve, I think McCain is just trying to get up the pecking order while sending a message to everyone else. Remember when he went up to the top rope last week and was going to hit that high risk move... That was truly epic. Everyone on the roster can learn from McCain!

Steve White: Remember when Collins went up the top rope as well and destroyed McCain with a drop... McCain needs get his values in check.

Chuck Thompson: You should know that McCain doesn't have any values Steve.

Karson gets up and McCain swings at him. Karson blocks it and hits McCain with a flurry of left and right hands. The crowd cheers as Karson begins to get back on top and beat up McCain. Karson dropkicks McCain and McCain his the mat hard. He jumps up but gets hit with another dropkick from Karson. McCain gets up dazed and Karson slings him up on his back as the crowd begins a K.M.K Chant.

Steve White: What's he gonna do here Chuck!

Chuck Thompson: I don't know but it looks like McCain is in some big trouble here Steve!

Karson runs and hits a running powerslam on McCain and then jumps back up to his feet with the crowd cheering like crazy. He quickly picks up John McCain and hits his his finishing move, Hazy Dayz on McCain! He goes for the pin! 1...2...3!

DING DING DING!

Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Kerry M. Karson!



As soon as the bell rings and the referee goes to hold up the arm of Karson, "1977" by Ana Trijoux begins to play over the PA system and the crowd goes quiet. From ringside Hydro, Kerry's older brother, comes sliding into the ring yelling to Kerry about somebody finding them. That is when two men jump the railings from the crowd with black bandanna's tied around their face, and both men go right inside the ring!

Steve White: Who is this?!

Chuck Thompson: Not a clue Steve, but they look like they have found their target!

Hydro is ready and takes on the biggest one, but Kerry is attacked from behind, the one who came up behind him sticks Kerry with a taser three times! The man who just tased Kerry finally sticks Hydro, but the big man fights it for a few sticks! But when the bigger attacker clothelines him, he was done. The crowd boo's the attackers as they drag the two brothers to the center of the ring, telling John McCain to scram!

Once they have the brothers in the center of the ring, they are hit with the taser again, then again, and again until a voice is heard telling them to stop, the voice came from the jumbotron. A man is smiling down nodding his head to the men, he is of latino decent, but he looked extremely wealthy and healthy, smart, and also dangerous. The two men remove their bandanna's, revealing they are also of latino decent.

Cypress: Thank you Loco and Diablo, I can take it from here. People of the EHWF! I am Cypress, and we are the Mexican Connection. You do not know of us, but those two gentlemen, Kerry and his brother Jay, they know me very well! How they know me is how any people know other people in this world.

Cypress rubs two fingers together.

Cypress: Money. The money put up for tonight's match was MINE! You see, before these two low life crooks came here, Jay, or as you know him Hydro, worked for me, doing 'odd' jobs that I paid him a lot of money to do, and in return I asked always for a small percentage. BUT they thought it wise to screw me out of money, I don't like to be screwed! So I searched for them and they aren't good at lying because dirty crooks always slip up, and their slip up brought me here to the ......EHWF!!!

The man lifts a glass of amber liquid to his mouth and swallows it down in one shot. Then he smiles again.

Cypress: You two men are IDIOTS! Why I ever trusted the Karson lot is beyond me, but let this be known, and you will know when you wake up from all the buzz that everyone is going to talk. These two strapping young men here are my nephews and fellow employees of mine, Loco.

The big man kicks Kerry in the ribs before smiling at his Uncle.

Cypress: And Diablo.

The other one with the taser nods and smiles.

Cypress: From here on out we are the newest faces of EHWF! But don't think we came for glory or trinkets you call titles, no the Mexican Connection came for one purpose fans...TO DESTROY KERRY AND JAY KARSON! After we are repaid and the world no longer has these two morons, we will be gone and you people can go about your usual business, so here is what I propose EHWF management. At the pay-per-view at the end of the month to get what I rightfully deserve I request my two nephews take on Kerry Karson in a 2 on 1 match! Don't worry about a response right now, I know as fellow businessmen you will have a response in due time. Nephews come!

Just like that the jumbotron is blank with only the EHWF logo showing. "1977" by Ana Trijoux begins to play as Loco and Diablo, the Mexican Connection, exit the ring to a thunderous choir of booing.

The scene comes back from a commercial break with the ringside commentators talking.

Steve White: Well, ladies and gentlemen, it is time for one of our biggest matches of the night.

Chuck Thompson: Indeed it is! Are you ready to see who our new contender is gonna be?

Steve White: I'd love to know who you think is gonna win this, Chuck. These two wrestler's have made a big impact here in EHWF. Do you think that one is better than the other?

Chuck Thompson: No I honestly don't. Mike Collins is a great technical wrestler from what we have seen of him in the ring. The same thing can be said for the great Mike Flynn.

Steve White: I believe that Mike Flynn's experience may be the difference maker in this match. The guy is probably one of the best wrestlers to walk down that rampway week in and week out. It's time for Mike Flynn to get his shot at a title. It's time for Mike Flynn to get his rightful spot as a main event player around here.

Chuck Thompson: Well, he has got a big opponent here tonight in Mike Collins. Now let's get this match under way before we bore our audience.

Patricia Downs: The following contest is a number one contender match! The winner will face David GS at Sudden Death for the Mayhem World Championship! This match is scheduled for one fall and will be a singles match!

Steve White: I do have to ask this though. If the winner of this match goes on to face David GS for the Mayhem World Championship, then who is going to face Michael Rissi or Sah'ta Thor at the Sudden Death Pay Per View?

Chuck Thompson: Take that question to the boss. I honestly have no clue who their gonna give a title shot to.

"Life is Beautiful" hits the PA as Mike Collins walks out of the curtain. Mike Collins tuants by lifting both of his arms up and the lights flicker between white and red. Mike Collins tosses his hat and his shirt into the crowd. Mike Collins then heads up the steps and flips off the fans with a birdy before entering the ring through the middle rope.

Chuck Thompson: Now this kid looks pumped for his match here tonight. This can make this kid a main event star in meerly a month. Mike Collins has a lot of momentum behind him, but couldn't that be a down side for him coming into this match?

Patricia Downs: Introducing first..he comes in tonight hailing from Boston, Massachussets. He comes in tonight weighing at 203 pounds. He is none other then your mentalist..MIKE COLLINS!

Steve White: I believe this kid deserves this match just about as much as anyone in the back does. Don't get me wrong, it is quite quick for him to get this shot, but he has proven himself to EHWF and in a very impressive manner at that.

Flynn enters as his entrance theme hits, nodding his head to the cheering crowd. He then makes his way down the ramp, hi-fiving the fans before dashing and then slidding into the ring from the mid-way point of the ramp. He then climbs a turnbuckle and points to the crowd before hoping down.

Chuck Thompson: Now Mike Flynn is coming into this match with his momentum as well. Mike Flynn defeated a great wrestler in Matt Dave last week and he is a vet for a reason. Mike Collins' little streak isn't going to knock Mike Flynn out of his game. That I do promise you.

Steve White: That is also a part to this match that I'd love to get your opinion on. These two opponents are well known for being technical wrestlers. That being said, do you think they will end up showing us other skills tonight?

Chuck Thompson: Of course. Otherwise neither of them will get much of an edge on the other. Forgive me for saying so, but to aim at a guy with something he knows about isn't as good as aiming at him with something he's clueless about. I'd rather go with the devil I know than the devil I don't know.

Patricia Downs: Introducing his opponent..he comes in tonight weighnig in at 207 pounds..he hails from Dallas, Texas..he is the "Dangerous" Mike Flynn!

Steve White: Well, now that we see both wrestlers in the ring, we can tell you fans that they are both very pumped coming into this match up. Niether one wants to dissappoint our crowd here tonight and I'm sure that they are willing to do just about anything to each other to exit out of here with a big victory.

DING DING DING!



Mike Collins and Mike Flynn shake hands and the two back up from one another. Then the two meet in the middle and tie up. They struggle for several seconds and then break apart. The two tie up again and this time they stay tied up for even longer. This time, after they break, Mike Flynn slaps the literal taste out of Mike Collins' mouth.

Steve White: Well, there goes your technical speciality. Niether one getting the better of the other. But damn..what a slap by Mike Flynn!

Chuck Thompson: Somebody get this kid some help. I think Flynn just slapped a tooth out of his mouth!

Mike Collins puts his hand over his jaw and he looks at Flynn with a grin on his face. "Ouch that hurt!" he said and then he slapped Flynn so hard that the guy fell down to one knee. Flynn got back up and the two begin trading punches! Flynn gets the better of the trade and sends him flying into the ropes. Clothesline by Mike Collins! Flynn jumps up and gives Collins a dropkick to the jaw on his way back! Collins gets back to his feet and Flynn runs him over with a splash in the corner! He backs up slowly and motions for another![/b]

Steve White: Here I was hoping Mike Collins would beat the shit out of this faggot for slapping him. Flynn has now taken full control of this match! What the hell was I thinking for pulling for that loser!

Mike Flynn jumps in for the splash, but catches nothing but a jaw full of boot to the face! Mike Flynn stumbles back and he gets caught with a big knee to the nose! Mike Flynn covers up as Collins stomps on him continously! Flynn rolls out of the ring, covering his head. Collins dropkicks him into the crowd barrier through a slide under the bottom rope! Collins taunts and he runs into the ropes.

Chuck Thompson: I don't remember ever seeing Mike Collins take a high risk manuever around here! WATCH OUT FLYNN!

Mike Flynn moves out of the way and Collins crashes into the crowd barrier! Flynn pulls Collins off of the the crowd barrier and tosses him face first into the steel steps! Collins groans out in pain and he covers his head squirming continously as Flynn begins to choke him on the outside!

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Mike Flynn looks up at the ref who is counting them out. Flynn keeps stomping on Collins as he seems to be thinking up a real nasty idea. He grins devilishly and pulls Collins head against the steel steps. He stomps on Collins ribs again and he groans in pain. Mike Flynn begins backing up and he taunts to the fans!

Steve White: WAIT A MINUTE! THIS IS GOING TOO FAR FLYNN! STOP YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!

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Flynn runs at Collins, aiming to use his knee to knock Collins into the next century! Collins jumps out of the way and Flynn's knee collides with the steel steps! Flynn screams in pain and Collins nails him with a nice chop block to his injured leg! Flynn falls onto his back and Collins stomps on the leg a good four times before he rolls into the ring!

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Chuck Thompson: Mike Flynn can't stand up for Christ sake! Somebody get the paramedics! Mike Collins did what was right to protect himself, but he may have injured Flynn in the process!

Flynn begins using the apron to lift himself. The ref is on the count of 9! Flynn rolls into the ring and gets drop kicked across the head! Flynn rolls in pain and Collins begins pulling Flynn out of the corner. Collins stomps on Flynn's leg, making him scream! Collins then runs into the ropes and kicks Flynn straight across the face! Collins drops down for a cover on the limp Flynn!

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Chuck Thompson: Well the first near fall goes to Mike Collins, but that isn't saying much. I really hope Flynn is okay though.

Collins chuckles and he begins lifting Flynn to his feet. We see a figure coming down the ramp. It's none other then Aaron Scott! Mike Flynn trips Collins and sents him face first into a turnbuckle. Mike then sends Collins' shoulder first into the ring post! Flynn pulls Collins out and rolls him up!

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Chuck Thompson: Way too close for Collins liking if you ask me!

Steve White: What the hell is Aaron Scott doing down here though?

Mike Flynn scratches his nose as he stalks his prey. Collins gets to feet and he kicks Flynn across the injured leg! Flynn counters into a DDT by pulling on Collins' injured arm! Flynn connects with a big stunner! Collins lands against the ropes and he is then caught by a big spinebuster! Flynn pulls up Collins' legs into a pin!

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Chuck Thompson: What the fuck man?

Steve White: Here I was thinking that the match was over! What heart by Mike Collins!

Flynn shakes his head and he motions toward the corner. Flynn climbs onto the top rope. Collins kicks the ref into the ropes! Mike Flynn stumbles and he groans in pain. Collins grins as he slowly struggles to his feet. He climbs onto the top rope and hits Mike Flynn with a spider suplex! Collins then jumps up and he hits a big BME! Flynn squirms, groaning in pain, and Collins hooks both of Flynn's legs.

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Steve White: Well, this went downhill fast for Flynn!

Chuck Thompson: What kind of shit is that?

Collins shakes his head and he lifts Flynn's head up. He brings down several punches on Flynn. Flynn squirms and we begin to see blood pouring from his head. Flynn kicks Collins across the head, causing him to break off! Flynn struggles to his feet and he connects with a big clothesline! Collins struggles back to his feet and Flynn connects with a big cutter! Collins rolls to the outside. Flynn begins resting as he lays against the ropes. He grabs the ref and pulls him into the corner. The ref gets distracted as Scott throws Collins into the steps! Scott kicks Collins in the ribs and lifts him up, throwing Collins into the ring. Collins rolls back onto the apron as Flynn comes back at him. Flynn steps back and, this time, Collins jumps onto Scott with a crossbody! Collins spits on Scott and struggles to his feet. Flynn jumps over the top rope and connects with a cross body of his own!

Steve White: HOLY SHIT! Collins was able to take out Flynn's little lackey, but is he going to be able to come back from that?

Chuck Thompson: We'll find out after this commerical break ladies and gentlemen! Stay tuned!

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We come back from the commercial break to see Mike Collins give a brainbuster to Mike Flynn on the apron! Collins rolls into the ring. We see the ref checking Flynn's pulse before allowing Collins to pull Flynn into the ring. He hooks Flynn's legs!

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Steve White: What in God's green earth?

Chuck Thompson: I can't believe he kicked out of that shit! I thought he was dead!

Collins groans and he slowly lifts up a nearly limp Flynn. He goes for the mental shock, but is countered and sent face first into the ring post! Collins isn't moving as Flynn lays on the mat, taking a breather. Blood streams onto the floor outside of the ring as Collins' head is like a faucet!

Steve White: Oh my God! This is getting too violent for you little kids watching at home! It's time to leave the room folks! NOW!

Chuck Thompson: Who cares how old you are if your watching this? This match is one of the best of the night hands down! So don't you go anywhere, unless it's out to go get some popcorn! If so then make it quick and snappy or you might miss something spectacular!

Collins begins moving and Flynn begins sitting up. Collins stumbles back and Flynn is up on his feet. Flynn hits Collins with a big right. Collins returns with a left. RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! RIGHT! LEFT! LEFT! RIGHT! RIGHT! Collins stumbles into the ropes and Flynn grabs him. Collins knees him right across the nose! Flynn stumbles back and Collins lifts himself up. Collins catches Flynn with his mental shock in the middle of the ring!

Steve White: Somebody ring the bell! That right there is the end of this match!

Collins hooks both legs of Mike Flynn and we see the ref drop down for the cover.

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Collins groans and he slowly stumbles to his feet. He begins lifting Flynn onto his feet. Flynn trips Collins right into the ref! Aaron Scott is up on the outside and he has a steel chair in hand. He rolls into the ring and he lifts his chair! Collins ducks and he connects with a mental shock after the chair rebounds on Aaron's head! Flynn grabs the chair and he catches Collins right upside the head! Collins stumbles and Flynn lifts it up again! The chair bends a little after a shot catches Collins right on the top of his head! Collins is out cold as Flynn throws out the chair. He slowly pushes out Aaron and he looks at the ref. He begins nudging the ref and when the ref begins to move he crawls over to Collins. He hooks both of Collins' legs!

Steve White: NO! NO! THIS IS A SCREW JOB!

Chuck Thompson: NOT THIS WAY!

The ref lifts his hand as he crawls over to the prone Mike Collins.

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Steve White: KICKOUT COLLINS! KICKOUT YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! MIKE COLLINS' SHOULDER RISES JUST BEFORE THE REF'S HAND HITS THE RING MAT! THE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY AS MIKE FLYNN CAN NOT BELIEVE IT! HE'S CURSING AT THE REFEREE!

Chuck Thompson: I can't believe he kicked out of that chair shot! That was the hardest chair shot I have ever seen in my life!

Mike Flynn stalks Collins as he struggles to his feet. He catches him with the locked up submission hold! Collins is squirming. Screaming from the pain that is the submission hold. The ref is asking Collins consistantly!

Steve White: Don't give up after all this bullshit Collins! Kick this son of a bitches ass!

Mike Collins reaches the ropes and the ref begins an immediate count! Flynn let's go at the count of four and he is shaking his head. He can't believe that this kid has survived so much. He taunts as he stalks Mike Collins! Mike Flynn goes for the Deadzone, but Collins counters! The ref is knocked down again! Collins stumbles and Flynn runs at him. Collins catches him with a amazing back flip kick upside the head! Flynn stumbles and Collins connects with his second Mental Shock!

Chuck Thompson: THAT'S IT! THAT HAS GOT TO BE IT!

Aaron Scott rolls into the ring and Collins stumbles up. Scott begins landing shots on Collins and then runs into the ropes. Collins pulls down the top rope and this sends Scott to the outside! Flynn catches Collins with the Deadzone after he turns around! Flynn pushes Collins onto his back and hooks both of Collins' legs! The ref begins crawling over and suddenly a song hits the PA as the ref counts.

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Steve White: COME ON COLLINS!

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Aaron Scott is in the ring with a chair in his hand and Mike Flynn is climbing onto the top rope. Suddenly Drake Coleman emerges on the ramp! Scott swings the chair at Collins who ducks and sends Scott flying over the top rope and to the floor on the outside! Flynn's eyes are wide as Coleman walks down the ramp. Collins smashes the chair upside the head of Flynn on the top rope! Coleman spears the holy shit right out of Aaron Scott! The ref is struggling to his feet with his head tucked into the corner as Coleman enters the ring. Flynn struggles to his feet as Collins climbs onto the top rope. Coleman lifts Flynn up..ICON BOMB! Coleman turns toward Collins and gives him a thumbs up.

Steve White: COLEMAN CAME OUT TO HELP COLLINS?!

Chuck Thompson: Finally someone comes out to help Collins with this bullshit! WIN IT NOW COLLINS!

Collins dives off the top rope with the RAB! The ref struggles over as Collins hooks both of Flynn's legs!

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Steve White: That's it! The match is finally over! Thank God!

Chuck Thompson: Reality is a bitch Scott! Reality is a bitch Flynn! Drake Coleman helped out Collins motherfuckers and he evened the playing field! And now Mike Collins has earned his rightful place as the number one contender for the Mayhem World Title at the Sudden Death Pay Per View!

Patricia Downs: Here is your winner..by pinfall..he is MIKE "THE MENTALIST" COLLLINS!

Coleman crosses his arms as he stares down at Mike Flynn. The scene fading to a commercial break with Mike Collins celebrating in the ring.

The scene comes back from a commercial break with Steve White and Chuck Thompson sitting at ringside.

Steve White: Well, it's time for us to see if David GS can win against two of the better known wrestlers over the past month in a handicap match. Do you think he can do it, Chuck?

Chuck Thompson: I honestly don't know if he can, Steve. I've seen this guy pull off some unbelievable shit, but this might be a bit too much. Even for the world champion. That's a bit unfavorable even for someone who is as great of a wrestler as DGS.

Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for your handicap match of the evening! This match is scheduled for one fall and is a non title match!

The arena lights strobe white as "ULTRAnumb" by Blue Stahli hits the PA. A cloud of white steam billows up from the entrance, and after a few seconds David GS comes barreling out, all fired up. The Phenom heads for the ring, coming to a stop halfway down the entrance ramp; he leans forward and then throws his arms up, flashing the Devil Horns as two arcs of multicolored pyro erupt out of the stage behind him. Continuing on to the ring, he dives in under the bottom rope and slides into the ring on his stomach. Popping to his feet, DGS goes to the second turnbuckle and flashes the Devil Horns again. He hops back down to the mat and crosses over to the other side of the ring, climbing onto the first and second ropes and egging on the fans in the front row.

Patricia Downs: Intorducing first..he is your Mayhem World Champion..hailing from Omaha, Nebraska..weighing in tonight at 243 pounds. He is none other then David GS!

Chuck Thompson: He looks as pumped as ever for this match, Steve!

Steve White: Yeah, but can the world champion beat two great wrestlers at the same time? I mean, he is a great champion and all, but this is a handicap match for Christ sake.

The fans are all in their seats as Freedom by Clenchfist is heard through out the arena as Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out on the stage he looks around at the fans who are on their feet screaming Lunatic signals as pyro shoots out of the stage Lunatic makes his way down the ramp slapping hands with the fans he slides into the ring and poses in the corner then waits for his partner.

Patricia Downs: Introducing his opponent..hailing from Tampa Florida..coming in tonight weighing in at 165 pounds..he is none other then Rockin Lunatic!

Steve White: Well now we get to see if Rockin Lunatic can come back from a big loss last week to Sah'Ta Thor.

Chuck Thompson: Well he should considering it's a god damn handicap match.

As the words “You better hold on tight” begin to play over the pa system Justice walks out onto the top of the ramp where she stops in her tracks. She then raises those arms of hers up in the air and there is a book noise followed by a pyrotechnic show. Just after the flash ends she makes her way down to the ring where she slowly climbed in going from one turnbuckle to the other posing with her arms up in the air. She then jumps down from the last turnbuckle.

Patricia Downs: Introducing his tag team partner..she hails from Saint Louis Missouri..she weighs in tonight at 127 pounds..she is none other then Justice Orton!

Steve White: Well here we are ladies and gents! It's time for us to get this handicap action under way!

Chuck Thompson: This is a depressing match if you ask me. These two shouldn't even be happy to have tihs match!

DING DING DING!



Justice Orton and Rockin Lunatic both look at DGS like sharks who smell blood. DGS counters a punch from Rockin and nails him with a harsh right hand! He then does the same to Justice! He tosses Rockin into the ropes and catches him with a big clothesline! He then grabs Justice by the hair and tosses her into the ring post!

Steve White: Woah! DGS is quickly trying to take out Justice!

Chuck Thompson: Well he has to keep this two seperate if he wants any chance of winning.

Rockin begins trading punches with DGS. Rockin begins getting the upper hand and he irish whips him into the ropes. DGS catches Rockin with a dropkick to the right knee! Rockin stumbles and Justice comes flying across the ring with a flying clothesline on DGS! Rockin and Justice begin stomping on DGS! DGS pushes Rockin through the middle rope and he hits a esurguri on Justice! He groans as he rolls onto the apron as he tries to climb onto the ropes.

Steve White: You can't be serious!? DGS might win this!

DGS jumps onto the top rope and goes to hit Justice with a flying clothesline! She catches him in mid-air with Sweet Justice! DGS is completly limp as Justice tries to push his dead weight over to cover the champion. Rockin Lunatic is up on the outside holding his ribs. The ref lifts his hand in the air!

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Steve White: DGS JUST KICKED OUT!

Chuck Thompson: Wait..what?

Rockin rolls into the ring and he helps Justice lift DGS. They throw him into the ropes and DGS ducks under their clothesline. DGS hits them both with a double spear! DGS grabs the back of his head from the whiplash and rolls into a corner. Justice rolls out of the ring in pain and as she lifts herself up on the outside..a figure emerges from below the ring. Justice is thrown into the steps by a masked man!

Steve White: Wait? What the fuck? Interferance ref! Interferance!

Chuck Thompson: The ref never saw it!

The ref looks out of the ring at the unconcious Justice as the masked man hides below the apron. DGS is stalking a crawling Rockin Lunatic. Rockin lifts himself up and he turns around..a second spear!

Steve White: This has got to be it! The champ wins it!!

DGS hooks both legs and he grins devilishly as he looks outside of the ring at the knocked out Justice.

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The bell rings and "Ultra Numb" hits the PA. Patricia Downs has a microphone in her hand as we see DGS grab his world title from the ref. He lifts it into the air and he is laughing as he looks down at the sore Rockin Lunatic.

Patricia Downs: Here is your winner..by pinfall..your Mayhem World Champion..DGS!

DGS shrugs as he looks back out at Justice. The scene fades to commerical break as he heads up the ramp.