Post by Scorpion on Sept 17, 2011 23:12:32 GMT -5
The standard commercials fade to black on Versus. The EHWF logo pops up on the screen and "No Remorse" by Metallica begins playing. Clips of all the EHWF superstars can be seen in the opening credits before the camera cuts to a live shot of the audience that is ready for some hardcore action.
Steve White: Welcome everyone to the second edition of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem! I'm your host, Steve White, along side my broadcast colleague Chuck Thompson, and Chuck, our World Championship Tournament continues tonight.
Chuck Thompson: That's right, Steve. Glad you can remember stuff! No wonder they hired you. Who cares about the tournament, I want to see what Eric James has to say about last week, or what management is gonna do to him.
Steve White: Well you won't have to wait long, his match is right now! Let's toss it up to Patricia Downs for official introductions.
Patricia Downs: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall..
"White Trash Millionaire" by Black Stone Cherry hits over the PA as Eric Cobretti comes out to jeers.
Patricia Downs: Making his way to the ring, from Denver, Colorado. Weighing in at Two Hundred and Fourty-Six pounds. 'The Cobra' Eric Cobretti!
The crowd boos as he makes his way down to the ring. He gets on the apron and goes between the ropes. He heads to his corner and begins waiting on the other combatants. Soon after, 'Run This Town' by Jay-Z hits over the speakers as well as the crowd once again begins booing.
Patricia Downs: And his partner. From Los Angeles, California. Weighing in at Two Hundred and Twenty pounds, Sean Mendez!
Sean walks down the entrance ramp and slides into the ring. He walks up to Cobretti and the two begin planning strategy. Then, "Kickin' It In Tennessee" by Big Smo blasts over the loudspeakers.
Patricia Downs: And their opponent. From Nashville, Tennessee. Weighing in at Two Hundred and Sixty-Five pounds. Chris Cane!
Chris steps out on the stage with a beer in hand. He is dressed in his tights, a random sleeveless shirt, cowboy hat and sun glasses on. He turns up the beer and pyro shoots up on each side of him. He then walks down the ramp goes up the steps and climbs the turnbuckle and takes another drink of beer and spits it out on the crowd. Then, the opening strands of Aerosmith's classic song, 'Dream On' can be heard all over the arena. Some of the crowd begins cheering because of the song, until they realize it was Eric James.
Patricia Downs: Making his way to the ring, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Weighing in at Two Hundred and Thirty pounds, Eric James!
The crowd erupts into jeers as Eric walks out onto the stage. A smirk is evident upon his face as he begins walking down the entrance ramp. As he gets to the ring, he reaches under the apron and pulls out a steel chair, a wide smirk continuing to form. The fans cheer as he hops up onto the apron. Cane walks over and begins talking to Eric, who seemingly ignores Cane.
Cane and Mendez lock up in the center of the ring. It doesn't take long for Mendez to get Cane in the side headlock, in which Cane quickly puts a backdrop on Mendez. Cane quickly stands on his feet, as does Mendez. Cane charges Mendez and attempts a clothesline. Mendez ducks and drops down. Instead of Cane jumping over Sean, he drops a leg to the back of his neck. Cane looks over to Eric who shrugs. In the distraction, Mendez was able to crawl over to Cobretti and tag him in. He lets Cane know of his entrance via double handed sledge to his neck. Cane collapses and Cobretti picks him up. He whips him into the ropes and nails a spinebuster. Cobretti stands up with a smirk. He picks up Cane once again and throws him into the ropes. He attempts another spinebuster, but Cane reverses it into a DDT. The two lay there for a moment, before Cane struggles to his feet. He slowly limps his way over to James, who has his hand extended. When Cane gets to the corner, Eric pulls his hand back to the chair, raises it, and slams the chair into Cane's head. He tosses the chair into the ring and hops off the apron. Cobretti, confused, crawls over to Cane and pins him for the 3 count fall.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, your winners, Eric Cobretti and Sean Mendez!
Steve White: Oh my God! What did we just see happen?
Chuck Thompson: I think Eric James basically told Chris Cane to fuck off. That was unexpecting!
Steve White: Ladies and gentlemen we will be back after a commercial break! We need to get this figured out!
---Commercial Break---
As the scene comes back from a commercial break, we head down to ringside.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall!
The lights go out. The titan tron goes into a white noise pattern, like what you would see on old televisions. Then, the intro to "More Human Than Human" plays over the P.A. system. The countdown clock starts to count down from 10. The music comes in when the count down hits zero. The fireworks go off right when the guitar sounds off. Jetstream comes running out, getting the crowd pumped up.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Seattle, Washington, weighing in tonight at 165 pounds and standing at 5 foot 11 inches, he is The X-Stream Jetstream!
He continues down the ramp, getting the crowd amped up. He gives some fans some fives, and then slides in the ring. He then goes to the opposite corner, and sits down, mentally preparing for his match.
As Zombies, March ignites over the arena P.A., the lights become a dark red, the masked mad man known as Scrambles the Death Dealer creeping out onto the titantron stage as GWAR play their heavy guitar riffs. Standing tall for a moment, Scrambles scans the crowd before him as they greet him with a mixed reaction before making his march down the ramp. His head sporadically darts left and right at shouting fans, his stance becoming slightly more cautious as his head sinks into his shoulders slightly. He puts bit of a spring in his step as he finally approaches the ring, leaping up onto the apron as he leans back, turning to look back for a moment before pulling himself into the ring, stepping over the second rope.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, hailing from Zombieland, weighing in tonight at 200 pounds, standing at 6 foot tall, he is Scrambles the Death Dealer!
Scrambles wastes little time as he marches his way across the ring to the farthest corner, ascending the turnbuckle he stands on the middle rope, planting one foot on the top as he rests his hand on his knee, his eyes slowly scanning the vocal crowd before him for a moment before quickly leaping off of the turnbuckle, before retreating back to his corner.
DING DING DING!
The match starts off with Scrambles the Death Dealer leaping at Jetstream and hitting him with a jumping forearm. Jetstream seems shocked at the explosive start Scrambles did. Scrambles doesn't let Jetstream regain his composure though as he keeps hitting Jetstream with forearms in the gut in the corner of the ring before the referee steps in and pulls Scrambles off of Jetstream. Scrambles keeps wanting to get at Jetstream more, but the referee keeps holding him back, letting Jetstream regain his composure. Finally, the referee steps away and Scrambles jumps back at Jetstream, hitting him with hard forearms in the head this time. Jetstream backs away into another corner and is stuck again. Finally, he just rolls out under the bottom rope and Scrambles goes crazy inside the ring.
Steve White: Scrambles is on fire here in the early going!
Scrambles runs against the ropes on the opposite side of the ring and jumps over the top rope and hits Jetstream right on the mark with a flying crossbody. Jetstream lays on the outside floor breathing heavy as Scrambles just runs and slides back into the ring. Scrambles goes crazy inside the ring once again.
Chuck Thompson: It's like this guy has an infinate amount of energy or something!
Jetstream slowly crawls back into the ring and Scrambles dropkicks him as soon as he gets back up to his feet. Scrambles then picks Jetstream right back up and throws him against the turnbuckle. Scrambles then runs full speed at him and nails him in the corner with an elbow smash to the face. Jetstream holds his face and falls down onto the ring mat. Scrambles then picks Jetstream back up and nails the Scrambicide on him. Jetstream lays motionless in the ring as Scrambles goes for the cover.
1...2...3! DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, Scrambles the Death Dealer!
The fans mostly cheer for Scrambles as he gets up and jumps on the turnbuckle, raising his fists high into the air. He then gets down and makes his way to the back.
Steve white: Scrambles totally dominated that match.
Chuck Thompson: Scrambles is quite the joke in my opinion.
Steve White shakes his head as the scene fades to another commercial break.
---Commercial Break---
We come into view of the arena as we come back from commercial break. The camera swings around the arena showing fans on their feet before we turn to commentators Steve White and Chuck Thompson.
Steve White: Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to EHWF Mayhem!
Chuck Thompson: Shut up Stevie, lets get on with some ass kicking!
Steve stares at his commentator partner showing his obviously offended but we cut from them as we go to the ring with Patrcia Downs.
Steve White: Looking good tonight is Patrcia Downs!
Chuck Thompson: Fuck that, I want her out of the ring so we can get this show on the road.
Patricia pulls the microphone up to her mouth as the song "Uprising" by Muse plays on the PPA. Alex Remington comes out to a mixed reaction.
Patricia Downs: Coming from Los Angeles, California, coming in at 255 pounds, standing at 6 feet 4 inches he is none other then ALEX REMMINGGGGTOOON!
Alex enters the ring and he looks at the announcer with a raised brow. Patrcia Downs smiles lightly and we can hear Alex's music slowly dieing down.
Steve White: Alex looks ready to prove himself tonight.
Chuck Thompson: You know, Alex is one messed up mother fucker. If you ask me I think he'll be a great edition to the roster.
Steve White: You always gotta throw in an insult even with a compliment.
The song Superstar by Saliva hits the PPA as Rockin Lunatic comes down the ramp. He recieves thunderous boos even as he walks up the steps for the ropes.
Patricia Downs: Coming in tonight hailing from Tampa, Florida. He weighs in at 165 pounds and stands up at 5 feet and 9 inches. HE IS ROCKIN LUNNNNAATTTIIIC!!!
Rockin Lunatic raises his arms and taunts the fans by flipping them off. He turns into a huge Cashflow from Remington. Alex steps back as Patrica exits the ring. The bell rings and Alex scratches his chin looking down at Lunatic.
Chuck Thompson: FUCKING AWESOME! Lays his opponent out in one move!
Steve White: Oh shut the fuck up ass kisser.
Rockin slowly stumbles up to recieve a flat ddt into the mat by Alex. Remington slowly goes into the corner and climbs up it. Lunatic struggles back to his feet only to recieve a double axe handle laying him flat out again.
Chuck Thompson: Gotta love these guys coming out to send a message.
Remington hooks his opponents right leg and the referee slips his hand to make sure Lunatic's shoulders are down. Then he lifts his hand to count the pin.
1...2...NO! Lunatic slips out!
Steve White: This Rockin dude needs some lessons. He sure hasn't done anything impressive against Alex.
Chuck Thompson: Damn right!
Rockin catches Remington with a clothesline then a second clothesline. Remington hops back up both times only to catch a huge right hand sending him stumbling back into the ropes. On his return Lunatic grabs his neck. Alex counters into a jawbreaker manuever sending Lunatic backward before catching him square in the noggin with several punches. The referre pushes Remington off of Lunatic. Remington pushes the ref out of the way and turns into a low blow! Rockin Lunatic rolls him over in a small package!
Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT! SMART MOVE!
1...2....3..NO! Remington kicks out!
Steve White: Thank god..that was dirty as fuck.
Rockin gets up and curses at the ref. The ref pushes Rockin Lunatic away from him. Remington comes from behind Rockin nailing him with a neckbreaker into a cover. 1.....2...NO! Rockin gets his foot on the rope!
Steve White: I'll give Lunatic props..his a resiliant competetor.
Chuck Thompson: Who cares? He flunks as a wrestler.
Lunatic rolls out of the ring and we can see Remington arguing with the ref again. The ref turns to show Remington the situation of Rockin's rope break. Remington grabs out on Rockin's hair only to recieve a poke to the eye. Remington falls back on the mat and Rockin smiles. He slips through the ropes covering Remington putting his feet on the ropes!
Chuck Thompson: HAHA! SNEAKY BASTARD! I LOVE IT!
Steve White: NO! NOT THIS WAY!
1....2...NO! Remington rolls through and Rockin can't believe it! Rockin gets out of the ring and gets a chair into the ring and lifts it to nail Remington. NO! Enserguri! Rockin falls back into the ropes and the ref ducks out of the way and Remington hits him with a neckbreaker on the chair! He covers Rockin! 1......2........NO!! The ref sees Rockin's feet are again in the ropes!
Chuck Thompson: Nice way to get payback on Rockin.
Steve White: You keep switching people don't you?
Rockin struggles as Remington waits. 3 head shots with Alex's right hand send Rockin back to the mat. Rockin struggles to his knees and Remington goes for a flying dropkick to the face! Connects! Remington shakes his head and Rockin struggles to his feet again. Rockin slips tearing the turnbuckle pad off in the far left corner.
Steve White: Not again.
Chuck Thompson: These two are hilarious to watch.
Remington runs at Rockin and Rockin moves out of the way sending Remington shoulder first into the uncovered turnbuckle. Rockin grabs the chair as the ref struggles to put the pad back on the turnbuckle. Remington uses the ropes to stand up. Rockin swings! Misses! Rockin gets rebounded by the chair hitting him in the face and Remington hits a second Cashflow this time on the chair! He pushes the chair into the corner of the ring and pulls Rockin away from the ropes covering his unmoving figure!
1.....2........3!
Chuck Thompson: Remington wins!
Steve White: Payback is a bitch for Rockin. His own chair came back to bite him in the ass.
Remington's hand is lifted and he seems to have barley really fought anything. He was a bit dizzy from a few moves maybe, but nothing like his opponent. Patricia Downs can be seen grabbing a microphone as the ref helps Rockin to his feet.
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner via pinfall..ALEX REMINGTON!
Chuck Thompson: Decisivly may we add.
Steve White: Yeah..rockin was nothing for Alex.
Rockin pushes the ref off of him and he stumbles into the ropes. Remington looks at his opponent and he scratches his chin. He looks at the chair in the corner of the matt and he slowly picks it up. Rockin slowly turns around.
Steve White: DON'T!
Remington nails Rockin square in the head with the chair and tosses the chair to the ground. Blood seeping from Rockins head as Remington spat on him. He turned and went through the ropes. Not looking back as he went up the ramp. Meanwhile, paramedics come into the ring with smelling salt for the unconcious Lunatic.
Chuck Thompson: Great way to send a message.
Steve White: Depends, I think he did it becuase of Rockin's tactics during the match. Either way, we have to go to commercial.
---Commercial Break---
We come back from a commercial break and head down to the ring where Patricia Downs is ready to announcer our next match.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall and is the second round of the Mayhem World Championship tournament!
The Lights flicker in a red and black mist fill the air then then fireworks cascade across the top of the arena as My Last Breath by Evanescence blasts over the PA systems as the crowd erupts om cheer as Mike Maddox emerges from the entrance ramp with his leather trade mark jacket engraved with "The Ladies Man" on it.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, he hails from Miami, Florida, weighing in tonight at 228 pounds, standing at 5 foot 10 inches tall, he is Mike Maddox!
Mike quickly runs into the ring and violently shakes the ropes as the crowd erupts even more then Mike stands in the corner waiting for his opponent with a confident look on his face.
The music "Hall Of Illusions" plays as the lights flicker black and white. Coleman walks out raising his hand in a taunt as he walks down the entrance ramp.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, hailing from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing in at 298 pounds, standing at 7 foot tall, he is The Icon, Drake Coleman!
The fans at the front grabbing at Coleman getting a birdy as he walks by. He climbs up the steps and lifts his hand in taunt the ramp exploding in pyro as he enters the ring.
DING DING DING!
The match starts out with Mike Maddox and Drake Coleman walking to the center of the ring and trying to stare each other down, though neither man plans on backing down. So Mike Maddox is the first one to throw a fist at Drake Coleman, connecting straight to the side of the face of Coleman. Mike Maddox then runs against the ropes and bullrushes Drake Coleman, knocking him backwards into the ring ropes. Mike Maddox then runs at Drake Coleman again and clothelines him over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Mike Maddox then gets all pumped up inside of the ring as the fans go crazy.
Steve white: Mike Maddox took the big man off of his feet. It isn't the first time it's been done, but it still amazes me everytime it does happen.
Drake Coleman gets back to his feet outside of the ring and then gets back up onto the ring apron. Mike Maddox looks at him and laughs as Coleman gets a pissed off look on his face. He then goes over the top rope and back into the ring, but is met by a hard punch by Mike Maddox once again. Drake Coleman trips over his own feet and falls against the turnbuckle. Mike Maddox goes to the opposite corner of the ring and runs at Drake Coleman, but Drake Coleman moves and throws Mike Maddox shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Mike Maddox falls on his back on the ring mat holding his shoulder wincing in pain.
Chuck Thompson: Nice reversal there by Drake Coleman! He has this match in the bag.
Drake Coleman then picks up Mike Maddox and throws him back down onto the ring mat with a hard scoop slam. He then runs against the ring ropes and nails the downed Mike Maddox with a big leg drop. He gets back to his feet and stomps Mike Maddox a few times before picking him back up and throwing him agains the ring ropes. When Mike Maddox comes running back at Drake Coleman, Drake backdrops Mike Maddox over his head back down onto the ring mat. Mike Maddox holds his back in pain. Drake Coleman looks down at him and laughs. He then signals for the end as he picks Mike Maddox backs up and nails him with his finishing move, the Reality Cut. Mike Maddox lays motionless in the ring as Drake Coleman goes for the pin.
1...2...3! DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, and moving on in the Mayhem World Championship Tournament, Drake Coleman!
Just as Patricia Downs finishes what she had to say, Sah'ta Thor comes running down to the ring and slides in. He stares at Drake Coleman for a second before going after the downed Mike Maddox. He picks him up and throws him over the top rope. He then gets out of the ring and throws Mike Maddox over the fan barricade. He then crawls over the barricade and beats Mike Maddox up into the crowd.
Steve White: What is Sah'ta Thor doing? We seen him do this last week to a few different people too!
Chuck Thompson: He is doing what needs to be done, Steve.
Sah'ta Thor and Mike Maddox are now up on a little balcony type thing and Sah'ta Thor picks up Mike Maddox and chokeslams him off of it, through a table with a bunch of stuff on it. Sah'ta Thor then just stands there, looking at Mike Maddox with a sick look on his face as the scene fades to a commercial break.
---Commercial Break---
The arena is blinding under the light for a moment as we come back from break. Patricia Downs is standing in the arena and we see Doomsday in the ring as "Here comes the pain" by slayer plays.
Chuck Thompson: Big dude..but he already has a loss in his record.
Steve White: Don't get me started Chuck.
Patricia Downs: In the ring he comes to us from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, standing at 6 feet 6 inches and weighing in at 450 pounds! HE IS DOOMSDAY!!
Doomsday taunts and then the song "Shut The Fuck Up" by Pries plays over the PPA. We see Raven Trueblood entering from the fans. He comes into the ring with a smirk on his face. Patricia Downs looks at the ramp then at Raven before shrugging.
Patricia Downs: He is coming to us from Lake Land, Florida, standing at 6 feet and a inch, he weighs 180 pounds and his name is RAVEN TRUUUUEEEBLLLLLOOOOOOOD!
As Raven turns into the corner taunting for his fans he gets squashed by Doomsday with a splash. Doomsday runs into the ropes hitting a clothesline then nails a splash on Raven into a cover! 1....2...FEET ON THE ROPES!
Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT THAT FAT DUDE IS FAST!
Steve White: THAT WAS RUDE.
Raven stumbles to his feet and gets caught with several punches to his ribs. Doomsday runs into the ropes and gets caught with the best in the world superkick! Raven Trueblood is shocked as Doomsday is standing. He hits a jaw breaker putting the bigger man on his knees then hits the goal punt!
Chuck Thompson: A lot of offense by Raven.
Steve White: Doesn't look good for Doomsday.
Raven hits a leg drop and goes into a cover, but gets thrown off at 1. Doomsday gets to his feet and Trueblood runs at him, but Doomsday catches Raven, hitting a belly to belly. Doomsday runs into the ropes hitting a splash again! Doomsday continues pounding on Raven from the mount and the ref reaches a 4 count before pushing him off.
Steve White: A very intense Doomsday.
Chuck Thompson: You could say that twice.
Doomsday catches Trueblood with another belly to belly. He wraps his hands on the ropes and connects with the clock at midnight! He shakes his head and gets up the ropes again. He calls for the DoomSault and dives into the air! Raven rolls out of the way and Doomsdays knees crash into the mat! Doomsday howls in pain and stumbles to his feet only to get sent crashing down with the right path! Doomsday crashes into the mat, but Raven is stumbling into the ropes cursing as he holds his leg.
Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT!
Steve White: HE LIFTED UP A 450 POUND MAN!
Chuck Thompson: Ladies and gentlemen we must go to a commercial break.
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We come back to see Doomsday slowly struggling turning his body and lifting himself up. He however catches another superkick which sends him backwards into the ropes. Raven stumbles, but he runs forward. Caught again into a belly to belly suplex! Doomsday runs into the ropes and jumps up hitting his clock at midnight again! He covers! 1.....2.....NO! Raven shows some resilance!
Chuck Thompson: What the fuck?
Steve White: Amazing!
Doomsday shakes his head and goes up the ropes again. He goes for the Doomsault, but Raven lifts up his knees! Doomsday rolls with a curse from Raven who turns toward the ropes grabbing his knees. He slowly struggles up to his feet and Doomsday is struggling up once again.
Steve White: That might have hurt Raven worse than Doomsday!
Chuck Thompson: Of course it did the fucking idiot.
Raven jumps onto the ropes flying back with a clothesline. Doomsday catches him, slamming him down with a suplex! Doomsday runs back into the ropes and jumps up for a splash! Raven moves and Doomsday crashes into the mat again! Doomsday stumbles up in pain and Raven flies back kneeing him in the face. Doomsday falls onto the mat and we watch as Raven struggles forward covering him! 1.........2.......NO!! DOOMSDAY KICKS OUT!!
Steve White: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Chuck Thompson: I am telling you this idiot isn't gonna beat Doomsday. It's not possible he has a near 300 pound advantage!
Raven sighs and he jumps up running up the ropes as Doomsday is standing up. Raven jumps backward. He gets caught by Doomsday and slammed face first into the turnbuckle! Doomsday lifts him up and slams him square onto the turnbuckle again. Raven stumbles back and Doomsday jumps onto the ropes and flies backward hitting the Doomsault partcially as his right knee connects with Raven's head. He hooks the right leg! 1.........2....NO! Raven's right hand is on the ropes. Doomsday stands up and he flips at the ref. He turns and slowly climbs back up on the ropes and we can see Raven struggling to his feet. Raven pushes the ref into the ropes and Doomsday fumbles landing harshly on them. Doomsday curses and we can see him slowly struggle to get up. Raven hits him in the knees and Doomsday falls back landing neck first on the mat!
Steve White: SMART MOVE BY RAVEN!
Chuck Thompson: DAMN!!!!
Raven looks down at Doomsday and we can see Doomsday is again struggling back to his feet. Raven looks back and he springboards catching Doomsday nailing the pipe bomb! Raven is struggling as he covers the giant named Doomsday. Pushing Doomsday's legs over Doomsday as his feet slowly placed themselves on the ropes.
Steve White: HOLY SHIT! THAT'S IT! THAT'S GOTTA BE IT!
Chuck Thompson: Damn fucker! FEET ON THE ROPES REF!
1......2.......3! "Shut The Fuck Up" hits the ppa and Raven stumbles off of Doomsday. We can see Patricia Downs outside with the microphone in her hands.
Patricia Downs:Ladies and gentlemen..your winner..RAVEN TRUEBLOOD!
With that we see Raven struggling to get out of the ring. Then we go to commercial break once more.
---Commercial Break---
We come back from commercial break to already see Kinely Beau in the ring. The "slut" chant echoing throughout the arena. Then the annoucer Patricia Downs interrupts as she pulls up the microphone to her mouth.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen..introducing first..she comes from Paris, France, she stands at 5 feet 5 inches, and weighs 115 pounds. She is Kinley Beau.
The song "Dead to Me" by Spineshank hits the PPA. We see the ramp flashing as Anilya Gaian's titantron hits. Then we see in the ring that Gaian has attacked Kinley from behind with a clothesline. The bell rings and Patrcia rolls out.
Gaian nails a Beast Unleashed. Kinley struggles against the more overpowering Gaian who drops her with a following Beauty's Beast. Kinley lays flat on the mat as Gaian glares down at her.
Chuck Thompson: WHAT THE FUCK? SHE JUST JUMPED THE HOTTEST BABE IN THE EHWF!
Steve White: No she just jumped the EHWF slut!
Kinley struggles to her knees only to recieve a huge shining wizard from Gaian. Gaian then turns Kinley over naling her with punches from a mount. Kinley screams as she cannot defend herself. The ref counts to 4 and pulls Gaian off. Gaian raises her hands as Kinley struggles back up only to recieve a huge spear! Gaian keeps punching her and the ref stands back as she continues to stop at the count of 4.
Steve White: What dominance by Gaian.
Chuck Thompson: Somebody stop this bitch!
Gaian nails a springboard moonsault on Kinley who continues to struggle against her opponent but cannot mount any offense. Kinley pushes Gaian off but recieves a punch to the throat. Gaian then follows up pushing her away and nailing Kinley with a kick straight to the temple once more. Kinley tries to fight back and gets a huracanrana to the outside for her trouble. Gaian taunts and Kinley struggles back up only to get caught with a diving body splash!
Chuck Thompson: SHIT! THIS ISN'T RIGHT!
Steve White: Sure it is.
Gaian throws Kinley back in and enters the ropes. As Kinley gets back up, Gaian kicks her in the ribs and hits a huge punch into the threat and follows it with a shining wizard! Gaian taunts and we can see she's climbing to the top rope.
Chuck Thompson: What now?
Steve White: Who cares? Kinley doesn't matter to the EHWF that much does she?
Chuck Thompson: She's hot you jackass.
Gaian nails the Thorned Beauty! She looks at the ref and puts a hand on Kinley's face, pushing it down toward the mat in a disrespectful cover. 1.....2......3!! Gaian stand up and has her hand raised in victory.
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner...Anilya Gaian!
Anilya Gaian then rolls out of the ring and makes her way up the entrance ramp as Kinley lays in the ring rolling in pain and the scene fades to a commercial break.
---Commercial Break---
We come back from commercial to see two of the four men already in the ring. JT Underwood and Jayden Ryder. Patrcia Downs stands outside with the microphone.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen this match is a Fatal Four Way! The first person to score pinfall or submission will win this match!
Chuck Thompson: Obviously.
Steve White: Shut up, Chuck.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first from Orlando, Florida he stands at 6 feet, 1 inch..and weighs 225 pounds..he is JT UNDERWOOOOOOOOD!
The fans cheer and JT lifts his arms in taunt. JT smiles and Patricia shakes her head and waits for JT to finish. When he does she simply smiles and continues.
Patricia Downs: Introducing next..he comes from..
From the fans comes Quinton Hughes, one of the members of the fatal four way. He is carrying a steel chair. He hits Jayden Ryder upside the back and then square upside the head.
Chuck Thompson: What the fuck?
Steve White: HOLY SHIT WHAT A CHAIR SHOT!
Quinton hits Jayden with the chair again upside his head and tosses it into the fans. Quinton turns and he slowly enters the ring. JT Underwood had entered the ring watching the attack. Quinton stares down JT and then the two begin to throw shots at one another. Quinton connects with a huge clothesline putting JT onto the mat. He follows with a huge elbow drop as "Revenge I Seek” by Bleeding Through hits the PPA. Seraphiel de Valentine walks out as Quinton is all over JT Underwood as they battle it out. Seraphiel enters the ring and Quinton ducks his clothesline nailing a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Quinton gets on top of Seraphiel, but Seraphiel slips from under him and nails a huge tornado ddt on Quinton! JT Underwood nails Seraphiel with a huge a punch and irish whips him into the ropes. Seraphiel hits JT with a dropkick into a super kick. He covers JT! 1......2....NO! Quinton breaks it up and hits a full nelson slam into a cover! 1....2...NO! HE KICKS OUT!
Chuck Thompson: Quinton means business bitches!
Steve White: Jayden hasn't even moved since that last chair shot.
Quinton stands up as Seraphiel rolls to the outside. JT hits a clothesline on Quinton and starts landing some pretty good kicks and punches. Then he goes for a knee and Quinton moves his head before nailing a powerslam on JT and covers! 1......2...NO! Seraphiel nails Quinton in the back of the head. Quinton runs at Seraphiel getting caught with a judo hip toss and then a spike ddt! HE COVERS! 1.....2....NO!
Steve White: Close one..
Chuck Thompson: Quinton isn't here to get pinned by some punk. Much less a rookie punk.
Seraphiel gets up and gets caught with a kick to his temple from JT Underwood. JT turns and low blows Quinton who howls in pain. JT runs into the ropes and nails Quinton with a big boot. JT pulls out the chair from beside the apron. He nails Quinton upside the head with it! Seraphiel comes from behind with a dropkick sending JT into the turnbuckle. He wraps his arms around him....1.....2.....3....4....5....6....7..german suplexes! Seraphiel gets up and turns back toward the now laid out JT, but gets caught by Quinton with a huge spinning back kick! Seraphiel falls into the ropes and Quinton lands a brainbuster! Quinton covers! 1.....2...NO! JT breaks it up.
Chuck Thompson: Damn I thought he had it.
Steve White: Not yet Chuck.
JT runs into the ropes and Quinton catches him with a powerslam and follows it up with a backwards suplex! JT lands hard with the suplex and Quinton covers! 1....2...SERAPHIEL PULLS HIM OFF! Seraphiel nails a military slam on Quinton then runs into the ropes and lands a falling headbutt off the top rope! Seraphiel struggles back to his feet after the headbutt and JT comes from out of no where! THE SHATTERED DIMENSION! JT Underwood covers him! 1.....2...NO! Seraphiel kicks out and rolls to the outside! JT slowly stands up and turns around into a huge shot from Quinton with a chain! Quinton looks out at Seraphiel then back at JT. He smirks and waits for JT who slowly stumbles to his feet. He nails the fallback bomb! Quinton raises his hands in taunt and hooks JT'S legs! 1.....2..NO! SERAPHIEL CONNECTS WITH A FLYING HEADBUTT INTO QUINTON BREAKING THE COVER!!
Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT! Great way to break this up!
Steve White: I can't believe this.
Quinton stumbles back up and Seraphiel connects with the antidote! Quinton lands harshly on JT Underwood who grabs his ribs in pain. Quinton rolls out of the ring and JT struggles to his feet. Seraphiel shakes his head and nails JT with a military slam. Seraphiel falls back into the ropes and taunts. Quinton can be seen entering with a steel chair now. JT catches Seraphiel with a huge big boot! Quinton hits JT with the chair! JT stumbles back and kicks Quinton in the nuts. Quinton howls in pain and Seraphiel comes from out of no where hitting a huge Worship Me! JT rolls to the outside and Quinton is up. Seraphiel stands up only to recieve a chain shot to the back of his head from Quinton! Seraphiel falls onto the mat and Quinton taunts. Seraphiel struggles to his feet! Fallback Bomb! Quinton looks up and recieves a big boot from JT! JT covers Seraphiel! 1.....2...NO!! Quinton kicks JT right across the head to break it up! Seraphiel can be seen turning over as JT is nailed with Quinton's Death Valley Driver!
Chuck Thompson:THIS IS IT!
Steve White: Wait...Seraphiel is behind Quinton!
Quinton turns as JT rolls out landing on the floor. He recieves a thumb to the eye which leaves him wide open for the antidote cuasing him to land on the steel chair! Seraphiel taunts and gets on the top rope. JT is laid out! Quinton isn't moving!
Steve White: NOW THIS IS IT CHUCK!
Chuck Thompson: NO YOU BASTARD! DON'T!
THE BROKEN HALO! Seraphiel covers Quinton! 1......2......3!! THE MATCH IS OVER! Seraphiel rolls over to the apron and gets out through the bottom rope. The ref raises his hand and we see Patricia back on the microphone.
Patricia Downs: Your winner..SERAPHIEL DE VALENTINE!!
As Seraphiel walks back up the ramp we fade to a commercial break.
---Commercial Break---
The camera is comes on after a commercial break revealing Jaci preparing for her match. It seems she has taken a deep breath as she adjusts her wrist bands.
Jaci: Friends... there are all sorts of friends. There are those who will listen, give advice, then you have the ones you can always have fun with, get in trouble with, then the list goes on and on. Now to me Remington was all of those things but the only reason why he did all of those things is because he thought he would get something in return, some thing more then friendship.
After she was done with her taped wrist she finally looks up to the camera.
Jaci: He could have had that on more then one occasion but like the friends we were, we just had really bad timing. One time I was scared to admit that I indeed liked him more then a friend then when he told me well I was currently involved with some one else. But now since little Remington can’t have his way he is having a temper tantrum.
Laughing slightly she shook her head.
Jaci:[/color Just as a child would. He wanted me to fight harder for him when he was fired from a company we were in together but what he forgets is that no one respected me and what ever I said went on def ears. So what was I to do? Even the people the boss would listen to spoke on his behalf and still there was nothing. So if he thinks that me speaking would have helped his chances any well, he would be dead wrong. He wants to call me a harlot, whore, and every thing else in the book even though I have only slept with three men in which case I had serious relationships with. Have I used people to get what I want, yes but who hasn’t? His slander towards me holds no water. All he is doing now is acting like a jealous spoiled little brat.
Rolling her eyes she sighs.
Jaci:[/color Whats even worse? all the time I Have known Remington, I never asked him for one thing, I never asked him for presents, I never asked him for aid, I never asked him for money. In fact the only thing I have asked him for was his friendship, and when I was at a time in my life where I needed him most? he left that decision lay on some one shoulder, leaving me feeling like I was less then nothing. Remington if you want to bad mouth me and throw out accusations of your thoughts, that’s fine by me just remember that I will start listening to you once I get an apology and the words you spit actually hold some truth to them.
Pushing the camera to the side she goes down the hall to do some more preparations for her match.
The camera then cuts to the ringside commentators are talking about the previous match.
Chuck Thompson: Wow… amazing match.
Steve White: I know, it was mindblowing! And now, we have another round two tournament match.
Chuck Thompson: I didn’t mean it, it bored me to tears. But another tournament match? Fuckin’ yay. This night won’t end…
Steve White: Oh shut the hell up, you fuckin’ like this place. Oh hey, here they come!
“Devil is a Loser” by Lordi hits the speakers and the guitar riff pumps through the arena like oil in an engine.
Patricia Downs: And making his way to the ring at 264 pounds and standing at 6-foot-4, Corporal Punishment!
Corporal Punishment comes out marching, mixed reactions from the crowd. He gets to the ring and enters, and stands at ease.
The One You Left Behind hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving red and white lights strobe threw. The fans cheer as Jaci steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she spreads her legs slightly as she extends her arms out to the side with her elbows bent slightly.
Patricia Downs: Making her way to the ring at this time, standing at 5-foot-4 and weighing 120 pounds, Jaci Sovereign!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand threw her hair before tagging some of the fans' hands with her own as they reach over the barricade desperately, trying to be apart of something bigger than themselves.
As she walks up the steel steps, Jaci has a confident smirk on her face as she walks along the aprons edge. Wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up , flipping her hair over her shoulder before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for the match.
Chuck Thompson: Should be a landslide victory.
Steve White: Why? Because Corp is much bigger than Jaci?
Chuck Thompson: Absolutely. Men have more power than woman, he should crush her!
Just as that was being said, Corporal Punishment goes in for the headlock, Jaci side steps him and kicks him in the back of the legs. Corporal goes down to one knee and Jaci whacks him in the back of the head with a second kick.
Steve White: Want to re-word yourself?
Chuck Thompson: Yeah - shut the fuck up.
Corporal tries to get up, but the side of his face is met by Jaci’s foot once more. Corporal goes on his back, but immediately tries to get up. A fourth time, Jaci kicks him and he ends up on his stomach. From there, Jaci curb stomps Corporal.
Steve White: Shit!
In pain, but not giving up, Corporal finally gets back to his feet with Jaci racing towards him. He sticks his leg in the air and delivers the big boot right to Jaci’s nose. She falls back, nose bleeding profusely and probably broken. She shakes it off though and dodges a potentially punishing clothesline and delivers an elbow to Corp’s back. It doesn’t effect him however, as he turns around and delivers a punch to the left side of Jaci’s face almost like he’s toying with her.
Chuck Thompson: Yeah! Be a man about it, Corporal!
Steve White: Abusing woman is being manly?
Chunk Thompson: Winning matches no matter what the cause is being manly. You wouldn’t know, Steve.
There was a rowdy fan in the crowd, and it turned out to be Alexander Remington. He hops the barricade, probably heading straight for Jaci. The ref immediately climbs the ropes and restrains Remington; and while it happens, Jaci kicked Corporal Punishment right where no man ever deserves to be kicked. Corp leans over, Jaci grabs his head under her arms. She backs up to the ropes, stands on the middle one and jumps off. She spins around and lands on her back, sending Corporal Punishment’s head into the mat for her finishing move - The Sovereign Siren. She goes for the cover and calls to the ref. The ref makes sure Remington backs off, and counts the pin from outside the ring. 1... 2... 3!
The bell rings, the ref slides into the ring and raises Jaci’s arm.
Steve White: Yes! Jaci is moving on to the world championship finals!
Chuck Thompson: Corporal Punishment is a disgrace of a man.
Steve White shakes his head in disagreement as the scene fades to another commercial break.
---Commercial Break---
The scene comes back from a commercial break and it shows Steve White and Chuck Thompson at ringside.
Steve White: Well, Chuck, it's that time. We have all been waiting for this main event and i'm sure it will live up to the hype it has gotten over the past week.
Chuck Thompson: I'm hoping. All three of these men look like they have what it takes to be Mayhem World Champion, and now it is time to see who will have the chance to move one step further towards that goal.
The camera then cuts to Patricia Downs inside the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is our main event of the evening! It is a triple threat match to determine who goes to the finals of the EHWF Mayhem World Championship Tournament!
"A Modern Way" by The Exies then plays over the PA system and David GS steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp. He is met with half cheers and half boos from the crowd. He begins to make his way down to the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Omaha, Nebraska, weighing in tonight at 243 pounds, standing at 6 foot 5 inches tall, he is David GS!
David GS is now on the ring apron and he looks at a few fans in the front row screaming something to him, but instead of talking back he just goes over the middle rope and into the ring. He shows off on two of the turnbuckles and then gets down and waits in his corner for his opponents.
"Step Up" by Drowning Pool then blasts over the PA system as Scorpion steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp. He looks around at the thousands of EHWF fans packed into the arena tonight and then begins to make his way down to the ring.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, coming from Parts Unknown, standing at 6 foot 6 inches tall and weighing in at 262 pounds, he is the Senior Manager of EHWF, Scorpion!
Scorpion then walks up the steel ring steps and goes halfway across the ring apron. He stands there for a moment, letting all the fans' cheers sink in and then he goes over the middle rope and into the ring. He doesn't show off at all as he just goes straight over to his corner and nods to David GS as to say good luck.
After a few moments of silence, the opening riff to "Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch blares through the area speakers as the black trench coat, black and red mask wearing form of Sah'ta Thor step out from the back. Around his waist was the FWF Universal Championship. As the music continues to play he struts arrogantly towards the ring.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, with his hometown unknown, he weighs in tonight at 175 pounds and stands at 5 foot 9 inches tall, he is Sah'ta Thor!
As he walks down to the ring he ignores the fans as he was intent on getting to the ring. Once in the ring he takes of his title and passes it to the time keeper then removes his trench coat to reveal a black t-shirt and jeans combo. His hands were covered with strikers gloves which he raises into the air in an X as a red and black pyros shoot from the ring posts. He lowers his arms and steps back while awaiting the match to begin.
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and the match starts a little bit slowly, with all three men looking at each other. It seems as if they all realize what is at stake in this match and they run at each other and all meet in the center of the ring. For a few moments there are fists flying and kicks thrown many times, but finally someone connects with a punch to the face of David GS. He falls backwards and stumbles through the ring ropes to the outside of the ring, leaving Scorpion and Sah'ta Thor in the ring fighting each other.
Steve White: For the sake of EHWF i hope Sah'ta Thor just loses this match. Maybe knock him down a little bit. Let it known that he can't just beat the shit out of anyone he wants here.
Chuck Thompson: Hey, i don't mind at all what he does. In fact, i like it. Of course, as long as it doesn't happen to me. Though if he would want to come over here and beat the shit out of you i wouldn't mind it so much.
Sah'ta Thor finally gets the upper hand, hitting a hard knee to the gut of Scorpion. He throws Scorpion against the turnbuckle and runs at him, spinning and smashing his elbow straight into the face of Scorpion. Scorpion holds his face and leans against the ropes. Sah'ta Thor doesn't stop the assault though as he starts to punch Scorpion repeatedly in the ribs. Scorpion tries to defend himself, but fails as he falls through the ring ropes to the outside of the ring. Now Scorpion and David GS are both outside of the ring. David GS gets to his feet and sneaks over to the side of the ring that Sah'ta Thor isn't looking at and slides in. He runs up behind Sah'ta Thor and hits him in the back of the head with a forearm. Sah'ta Thor falls down to one knee, leaning against the ring ropes as David GS repeatedly punches him in the top of the head. Sah'ta Thor falls down onto the ring mat and David GS then starts stomping him in the ribs and stomach repeatedly. David GS then picks up Sah'ta Thor and throws him against the ring ropes. When Sah'ta Thor comes running back at at him, he goes for a clotheline, but Sah'ta Thor ducks and bounces off of the ring ropes on the opposite side of the ring. He runs back at David GS and hits him with a jumping spinning elbow.
Steve White: Very nice reversal there by Sah'ta thor!
Chuck Thompson:He may be the smallest and weigh the least in this match, but fuck he is one tough son of a bitch. He is still my pick to win this thing.
Sah'ta Thor picks up David GS and throws him against the ring ropes, expecting him to bounce off of them and comes back at him, but Scorpion grabs David GS' leg and David GS falls flat on his face. Scorpion then pulls David GS out of the ring and they start punching each other in the face outside of the ring. Sah'ta Thor looks behind him and then looks back at the two men battling outside of the ring. He runs against the ring ropes behind him and then jumps over the ropes, doing a flip right onto Scorpion and David GS both. All three men lay on the floor outside of the ring.
Steve White: Holy shit! What a high risk move by Sah'ta Thor!
Chuck Thompson: And that is why i am picking him to win this whole tournament, Steve.
Steve White: Ladies and gentlemen, we have to take our last commercial break of the night. Don't piss the end of this one it is going to be good!
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The scene comes back from a commercial break to see Sah'ta Thor fighting off both Scorpion and David GS at ringside. David GS gets on the ring apron and runs down it, attempting to hit Sah'ta Thor with a clotheline on his way down, but Sah'ta Thor ducks out of the way and David GS hits Scorpion instead. Both men fall backwards into the steel ring steps, with Scorpion getting the worst of it. He lays on the ground face down kicking the floor holding his back in pain.
Steve White: I don't know. These guys seem to be using quite a bit of energy and high risk moves for just a semifinal fight. They do still have to live to see next week!
Chuck Thompson: While you are right, i don't think any three of these men really give a damn about next week. They want to get through this round with a bang!
Sah'ta Thor picks up David GS and takes him over to the ring post and smacks his head off of it. As David GS lays on the floor holding his head in pain, Sah'ta Thor walks back over to Scorpion and picks him up just to throw him back down with a scoop slam on the floor. Scorpion's back gets hurt even worse as he starts rolling on the ground holding his back moaning in pain. Sah'ta Thor looks at David GS and then at Scorpion and seems proud of what he has done. He then looks under the ring and pulls out a table! The fans cheer loudly at what he is doing.
Steve White: This isn't a hardcore match!
Chuck Thompson: No it isn't, but this is Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation. And this is a triple threat match! You can't get disqualified in a triple threat match!
Steve White: That does not give the man the right to bring weapons into this!
Sah'ta Thor then sets up the table stretching from the ring apron onto the fan barricade. He then picks up Scorpion and throws him into the corner of the crowd barrier, closer to the announcers table. Sah'ta Thor takes Scorpion by the head and throws him onto the announcers table.
Steve white: Oh come on! Not over here!
Sah'ta Thor then climbs onto the announcers table with Scorpion and begin to battle on top of it. All while this is happening David GS is climbing the turnbuckle closest to them and gets ready to launch himself off of it. Sah'ta Thor sees him just in time and jumps off of the announcers table as David GS jumps and does a cross body onto Scorpion, sending them both crashing through the announcers table. The fans go nuts at what they just seen and this gives Sah'ta Thor to get some of his breath back as both men lay there, Scorpion motionless and David GS moving a little bit. Sah'ta Thor then walks over to David GS and picks him up and throws him back into the ring as Scorpion rolls off of the crumpled mess of table. Sah'ta Thor has David GS in the ring and they begin to battle it out in there.
Chuck Thompson: Is this thing on? Does this work? Our whole set was fucked up out here. I don't know if the fans at home can hear us!
Sah'ta Thor throws David GS against the turnbuckle and walks over to him. He sets David GS up onto the top rope and then climbs up with him, going for a superplex, but he gets pushed off of the top rope by David GS and he turns himself on the top rope and jumps off, nailing a moonsault on Sah'ta Thor. He then goes for the pin! 1...2...NO! Sah'ta Thor kicks out.
Steve White: Alright we have gotten word that the EHWF fans at home can in fact surprisingly hear us. What a match this is!
Scorpion crawls back up onto the ring apron, right in front of where the table is set across. David GS crawls to his feet inside of the ring right in front of Scorpion. Sah'ta Thor crawls to his feet on the opposite side of the ring. He runs at David GS, but David GS turns around just in time and moves out of the way. Sah'ta Thor connects with a spear to Scorpion. Scorpion barely hangs onto the top rope from falling through the table. Sah'ta Thor goes over the middle rope and stands on the ring apron with Scorpion. Both men begin punching each other as David GS comes running across the ring and hits them both with a dropkick at the same time. Scorpion and Sah'ta Thor both go crashing through the table set out at ringside as there is splintered wood and broken bodies laying everywhere.
Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Steve White: These fans are going balistic! This match is fucking nuts!
David GS looks down at both men and then gets out of the ring. He picks up Scorpion and tosses him back into the ring. He gets back into the ring and picks up Scorpion and hits the Deus Ex on him! Scorpion lays motionless in the middle of the ring as David GS quickly goes for the cover.
1...2...3! DING DING DING!
Steve White: Welcome everyone to the second edition of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem! I'm your host, Steve White, along side my broadcast colleague Chuck Thompson, and Chuck, our World Championship Tournament continues tonight.
Chuck Thompson: That's right, Steve. Glad you can remember stuff! No wonder they hired you. Who cares about the tournament, I want to see what Eric James has to say about last week, or what management is gonna do to him.
Steve White: Well you won't have to wait long, his match is right now! Let's toss it up to Patricia Downs for official introductions.
Patricia Downs: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall..
"White Trash Millionaire" by Black Stone Cherry hits over the PA as Eric Cobretti comes out to jeers.
Patricia Downs: Making his way to the ring, from Denver, Colorado. Weighing in at Two Hundred and Fourty-Six pounds. 'The Cobra' Eric Cobretti!
The crowd boos as he makes his way down to the ring. He gets on the apron and goes between the ropes. He heads to his corner and begins waiting on the other combatants. Soon after, 'Run This Town' by Jay-Z hits over the speakers as well as the crowd once again begins booing.
Patricia Downs: And his partner. From Los Angeles, California. Weighing in at Two Hundred and Twenty pounds, Sean Mendez!
Sean walks down the entrance ramp and slides into the ring. He walks up to Cobretti and the two begin planning strategy. Then, "Kickin' It In Tennessee" by Big Smo blasts over the loudspeakers.
Patricia Downs: And their opponent. From Nashville, Tennessee. Weighing in at Two Hundred and Sixty-Five pounds. Chris Cane!
Chris steps out on the stage with a beer in hand. He is dressed in his tights, a random sleeveless shirt, cowboy hat and sun glasses on. He turns up the beer and pyro shoots up on each side of him. He then walks down the ramp goes up the steps and climbs the turnbuckle and takes another drink of beer and spits it out on the crowd. Then, the opening strands of Aerosmith's classic song, 'Dream On' can be heard all over the arena. Some of the crowd begins cheering because of the song, until they realize it was Eric James.
Patricia Downs: Making his way to the ring, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Weighing in at Two Hundred and Thirty pounds, Eric James!
The crowd erupts into jeers as Eric walks out onto the stage. A smirk is evident upon his face as he begins walking down the entrance ramp. As he gets to the ring, he reaches under the apron and pulls out a steel chair, a wide smirk continuing to form. The fans cheer as he hops up onto the apron. Cane walks over and begins talking to Eric, who seemingly ignores Cane.
Match #1: Chris Cane & Eric James vs. Eric Cobretti & Sean Mendez
Cane and Mendez lock up in the center of the ring. It doesn't take long for Mendez to get Cane in the side headlock, in which Cane quickly puts a backdrop on Mendez. Cane quickly stands on his feet, as does Mendez. Cane charges Mendez and attempts a clothesline. Mendez ducks and drops down. Instead of Cane jumping over Sean, he drops a leg to the back of his neck. Cane looks over to Eric who shrugs. In the distraction, Mendez was able to crawl over to Cobretti and tag him in. He lets Cane know of his entrance via double handed sledge to his neck. Cane collapses and Cobretti picks him up. He whips him into the ropes and nails a spinebuster. Cobretti stands up with a smirk. He picks up Cane once again and throws him into the ropes. He attempts another spinebuster, but Cane reverses it into a DDT. The two lay there for a moment, before Cane struggles to his feet. He slowly limps his way over to James, who has his hand extended. When Cane gets to the corner, Eric pulls his hand back to the chair, raises it, and slams the chair into Cane's head. He tosses the chair into the ring and hops off the apron. Cobretti, confused, crawls over to Cane and pins him for the 3 count fall.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, your winners, Eric Cobretti and Sean Mendez!
Steve White: Oh my God! What did we just see happen?
Chuck Thompson: I think Eric James basically told Chris Cane to fuck off. That was unexpecting!
Steve White: Ladies and gentlemen we will be back after a commercial break! We need to get this figured out!
---Commercial Break---
As the scene comes back from a commercial break, we head down to ringside.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall!
The lights go out. The titan tron goes into a white noise pattern, like what you would see on old televisions. Then, the intro to "More Human Than Human" plays over the P.A. system. The countdown clock starts to count down from 10. The music comes in when the count down hits zero. The fireworks go off right when the guitar sounds off. Jetstream comes running out, getting the crowd pumped up.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Seattle, Washington, weighing in tonight at 165 pounds and standing at 5 foot 11 inches, he is The X-Stream Jetstream!
He continues down the ramp, getting the crowd amped up. He gives some fans some fives, and then slides in the ring. He then goes to the opposite corner, and sits down, mentally preparing for his match.
As Zombies, March ignites over the arena P.A., the lights become a dark red, the masked mad man known as Scrambles the Death Dealer creeping out onto the titantron stage as GWAR play their heavy guitar riffs. Standing tall for a moment, Scrambles scans the crowd before him as they greet him with a mixed reaction before making his march down the ramp. His head sporadically darts left and right at shouting fans, his stance becoming slightly more cautious as his head sinks into his shoulders slightly. He puts bit of a spring in his step as he finally approaches the ring, leaping up onto the apron as he leans back, turning to look back for a moment before pulling himself into the ring, stepping over the second rope.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, hailing from Zombieland, weighing in tonight at 200 pounds, standing at 6 foot tall, he is Scrambles the Death Dealer!
Scrambles wastes little time as he marches his way across the ring to the farthest corner, ascending the turnbuckle he stands on the middle rope, planting one foot on the top as he rests his hand on his knee, his eyes slowly scanning the vocal crowd before him for a moment before quickly leaping off of the turnbuckle, before retreating back to his corner.
Match #2: Jetstream vs. Scrambles the Death Dealer
DING DING DING!
The match starts off with Scrambles the Death Dealer leaping at Jetstream and hitting him with a jumping forearm. Jetstream seems shocked at the explosive start Scrambles did. Scrambles doesn't let Jetstream regain his composure though as he keeps hitting Jetstream with forearms in the gut in the corner of the ring before the referee steps in and pulls Scrambles off of Jetstream. Scrambles keeps wanting to get at Jetstream more, but the referee keeps holding him back, letting Jetstream regain his composure. Finally, the referee steps away and Scrambles jumps back at Jetstream, hitting him with hard forearms in the head this time. Jetstream backs away into another corner and is stuck again. Finally, he just rolls out under the bottom rope and Scrambles goes crazy inside the ring.
Steve White: Scrambles is on fire here in the early going!
Scrambles runs against the ropes on the opposite side of the ring and jumps over the top rope and hits Jetstream right on the mark with a flying crossbody. Jetstream lays on the outside floor breathing heavy as Scrambles just runs and slides back into the ring. Scrambles goes crazy inside the ring once again.
Chuck Thompson: It's like this guy has an infinate amount of energy or something!
Jetstream slowly crawls back into the ring and Scrambles dropkicks him as soon as he gets back up to his feet. Scrambles then picks Jetstream right back up and throws him against the turnbuckle. Scrambles then runs full speed at him and nails him in the corner with an elbow smash to the face. Jetstream holds his face and falls down onto the ring mat. Scrambles then picks Jetstream back up and nails the Scrambicide on him. Jetstream lays motionless in the ring as Scrambles goes for the cover.
1...2...3! DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, Scrambles the Death Dealer!
The fans mostly cheer for Scrambles as he gets up and jumps on the turnbuckle, raising his fists high into the air. He then gets down and makes his way to the back.
Steve white: Scrambles totally dominated that match.
Chuck Thompson: Scrambles is quite the joke in my opinion.
Steve White shakes his head as the scene fades to another commercial break.
---Commercial Break---
We come into view of the arena as we come back from commercial break. The camera swings around the arena showing fans on their feet before we turn to commentators Steve White and Chuck Thompson.
Steve White: Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to EHWF Mayhem!
Chuck Thompson: Shut up Stevie, lets get on with some ass kicking!
Steve stares at his commentator partner showing his obviously offended but we cut from them as we go to the ring with Patrcia Downs.
Steve White: Looking good tonight is Patrcia Downs!
Chuck Thompson: Fuck that, I want her out of the ring so we can get this show on the road.
Patricia pulls the microphone up to her mouth as the song "Uprising" by Muse plays on the PPA. Alex Remington comes out to a mixed reaction.
Patricia Downs: Coming from Los Angeles, California, coming in at 255 pounds, standing at 6 feet 4 inches he is none other then ALEX REMMINGGGGTOOON!
Alex enters the ring and he looks at the announcer with a raised brow. Patrcia Downs smiles lightly and we can hear Alex's music slowly dieing down.
Steve White: Alex looks ready to prove himself tonight.
Chuck Thompson: You know, Alex is one messed up mother fucker. If you ask me I think he'll be a great edition to the roster.
Steve White: You always gotta throw in an insult even with a compliment.
The song Superstar by Saliva hits the PPA as Rockin Lunatic comes down the ramp. He recieves thunderous boos even as he walks up the steps for the ropes.
Patricia Downs: Coming in tonight hailing from Tampa, Florida. He weighs in at 165 pounds and stands up at 5 feet and 9 inches. HE IS ROCKIN LUNNNNAATTTIIIC!!!
Rockin Lunatic raises his arms and taunts the fans by flipping them off. He turns into a huge Cashflow from Remington. Alex steps back as Patrica exits the ring. The bell rings and Alex scratches his chin looking down at Lunatic.
Match #3: Alexander Remington vs. Rockin' Lunatic
Chuck Thompson: FUCKING AWESOME! Lays his opponent out in one move!
Steve White: Oh shut the fuck up ass kisser.
Rockin slowly stumbles up to recieve a flat ddt into the mat by Alex. Remington slowly goes into the corner and climbs up it. Lunatic struggles back to his feet only to recieve a double axe handle laying him flat out again.
Chuck Thompson: Gotta love these guys coming out to send a message.
Remington hooks his opponents right leg and the referee slips his hand to make sure Lunatic's shoulders are down. Then he lifts his hand to count the pin.
1...2...NO! Lunatic slips out!
Steve White: This Rockin dude needs some lessons. He sure hasn't done anything impressive against Alex.
Chuck Thompson: Damn right!
Rockin catches Remington with a clothesline then a second clothesline. Remington hops back up both times only to catch a huge right hand sending him stumbling back into the ropes. On his return Lunatic grabs his neck. Alex counters into a jawbreaker manuever sending Lunatic backward before catching him square in the noggin with several punches. The referre pushes Remington off of Lunatic. Remington pushes the ref out of the way and turns into a low blow! Rockin Lunatic rolls him over in a small package!
Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT! SMART MOVE!
1...2....3..NO! Remington kicks out!
Steve White: Thank god..that was dirty as fuck.
Rockin gets up and curses at the ref. The ref pushes Rockin Lunatic away from him. Remington comes from behind Rockin nailing him with a neckbreaker into a cover. 1.....2...NO! Rockin gets his foot on the rope!
Steve White: I'll give Lunatic props..his a resiliant competetor.
Chuck Thompson: Who cares? He flunks as a wrestler.
Lunatic rolls out of the ring and we can see Remington arguing with the ref again. The ref turns to show Remington the situation of Rockin's rope break. Remington grabs out on Rockin's hair only to recieve a poke to the eye. Remington falls back on the mat and Rockin smiles. He slips through the ropes covering Remington putting his feet on the ropes!
Chuck Thompson: HAHA! SNEAKY BASTARD! I LOVE IT!
Steve White: NO! NOT THIS WAY!
1....2...NO! Remington rolls through and Rockin can't believe it! Rockin gets out of the ring and gets a chair into the ring and lifts it to nail Remington. NO! Enserguri! Rockin falls back into the ropes and the ref ducks out of the way and Remington hits him with a neckbreaker on the chair! He covers Rockin! 1......2........NO!! The ref sees Rockin's feet are again in the ropes!
Chuck Thompson: Nice way to get payback on Rockin.
Steve White: You keep switching people don't you?
Rockin struggles as Remington waits. 3 head shots with Alex's right hand send Rockin back to the mat. Rockin struggles to his knees and Remington goes for a flying dropkick to the face! Connects! Remington shakes his head and Rockin struggles to his feet again. Rockin slips tearing the turnbuckle pad off in the far left corner.
Steve White: Not again.
Chuck Thompson: These two are hilarious to watch.
Remington runs at Rockin and Rockin moves out of the way sending Remington shoulder first into the uncovered turnbuckle. Rockin grabs the chair as the ref struggles to put the pad back on the turnbuckle. Remington uses the ropes to stand up. Rockin swings! Misses! Rockin gets rebounded by the chair hitting him in the face and Remington hits a second Cashflow this time on the chair! He pushes the chair into the corner of the ring and pulls Rockin away from the ropes covering his unmoving figure!
1.....2........3!
Chuck Thompson: Remington wins!
Steve White: Payback is a bitch for Rockin. His own chair came back to bite him in the ass.
Remington's hand is lifted and he seems to have barley really fought anything. He was a bit dizzy from a few moves maybe, but nothing like his opponent. Patricia Downs can be seen grabbing a microphone as the ref helps Rockin to his feet.
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner via pinfall..ALEX REMINGTON!
Chuck Thompson: Decisivly may we add.
Steve White: Yeah..rockin was nothing for Alex.
Rockin pushes the ref off of him and he stumbles into the ropes. Remington looks at his opponent and he scratches his chin. He looks at the chair in the corner of the matt and he slowly picks it up. Rockin slowly turns around.
Steve White: DON'T!
Remington nails Rockin square in the head with the chair and tosses the chair to the ground. Blood seeping from Rockins head as Remington spat on him. He turned and went through the ropes. Not looking back as he went up the ramp. Meanwhile, paramedics come into the ring with smelling salt for the unconcious Lunatic.
Chuck Thompson: Great way to send a message.
Steve White: Depends, I think he did it becuase of Rockin's tactics during the match. Either way, we have to go to commercial.
---Commercial Break---
We come back from a commercial break and head down to the ring where Patricia Downs is ready to announcer our next match.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall and is the second round of the Mayhem World Championship tournament!
The Lights flicker in a red and black mist fill the air then then fireworks cascade across the top of the arena as My Last Breath by Evanescence blasts over the PA systems as the crowd erupts om cheer as Mike Maddox emerges from the entrance ramp with his leather trade mark jacket engraved with "The Ladies Man" on it.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, he hails from Miami, Florida, weighing in tonight at 228 pounds, standing at 5 foot 10 inches tall, he is Mike Maddox!
Mike quickly runs into the ring and violently shakes the ropes as the crowd erupts even more then Mike stands in the corner waiting for his opponent with a confident look on his face.
The music "Hall Of Illusions" plays as the lights flicker black and white. Coleman walks out raising his hand in a taunt as he walks down the entrance ramp.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, hailing from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing in at 298 pounds, standing at 7 foot tall, he is The Icon, Drake Coleman!
The fans at the front grabbing at Coleman getting a birdy as he walks by. He climbs up the steps and lifts his hand in taunt the ramp exploding in pyro as he enters the ring.
Match #4: Mike Maddox vs. Drake Coleman
DING DING DING!
The match starts out with Mike Maddox and Drake Coleman walking to the center of the ring and trying to stare each other down, though neither man plans on backing down. So Mike Maddox is the first one to throw a fist at Drake Coleman, connecting straight to the side of the face of Coleman. Mike Maddox then runs against the ropes and bullrushes Drake Coleman, knocking him backwards into the ring ropes. Mike Maddox then runs at Drake Coleman again and clothelines him over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Mike Maddox then gets all pumped up inside of the ring as the fans go crazy.
Steve white: Mike Maddox took the big man off of his feet. It isn't the first time it's been done, but it still amazes me everytime it does happen.
Drake Coleman gets back to his feet outside of the ring and then gets back up onto the ring apron. Mike Maddox looks at him and laughs as Coleman gets a pissed off look on his face. He then goes over the top rope and back into the ring, but is met by a hard punch by Mike Maddox once again. Drake Coleman trips over his own feet and falls against the turnbuckle. Mike Maddox goes to the opposite corner of the ring and runs at Drake Coleman, but Drake Coleman moves and throws Mike Maddox shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Mike Maddox falls on his back on the ring mat holding his shoulder wincing in pain.
Chuck Thompson: Nice reversal there by Drake Coleman! He has this match in the bag.
Drake Coleman then picks up Mike Maddox and throws him back down onto the ring mat with a hard scoop slam. He then runs against the ring ropes and nails the downed Mike Maddox with a big leg drop. He gets back to his feet and stomps Mike Maddox a few times before picking him back up and throwing him agains the ring ropes. When Mike Maddox comes running back at Drake Coleman, Drake backdrops Mike Maddox over his head back down onto the ring mat. Mike Maddox holds his back in pain. Drake Coleman looks down at him and laughs. He then signals for the end as he picks Mike Maddox backs up and nails him with his finishing move, the Reality Cut. Mike Maddox lays motionless in the ring as Drake Coleman goes for the pin.
1...2...3! DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, and moving on in the Mayhem World Championship Tournament, Drake Coleman!
Just as Patricia Downs finishes what she had to say, Sah'ta Thor comes running down to the ring and slides in. He stares at Drake Coleman for a second before going after the downed Mike Maddox. He picks him up and throws him over the top rope. He then gets out of the ring and throws Mike Maddox over the fan barricade. He then crawls over the barricade and beats Mike Maddox up into the crowd.
Steve White: What is Sah'ta Thor doing? We seen him do this last week to a few different people too!
Chuck Thompson: He is doing what needs to be done, Steve.
Sah'ta Thor and Mike Maddox are now up on a little balcony type thing and Sah'ta Thor picks up Mike Maddox and chokeslams him off of it, through a table with a bunch of stuff on it. Sah'ta Thor then just stands there, looking at Mike Maddox with a sick look on his face as the scene fades to a commercial break.
---Commercial Break---
The arena is blinding under the light for a moment as we come back from break. Patricia Downs is standing in the arena and we see Doomsday in the ring as "Here comes the pain" by slayer plays.
Chuck Thompson: Big dude..but he already has a loss in his record.
Steve White: Don't get me started Chuck.
Patricia Downs: In the ring he comes to us from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, standing at 6 feet 6 inches and weighing in at 450 pounds! HE IS DOOMSDAY!!
Doomsday taunts and then the song "Shut The Fuck Up" by Pries plays over the PPA. We see Raven Trueblood entering from the fans. He comes into the ring with a smirk on his face. Patricia Downs looks at the ramp then at Raven before shrugging.
Patricia Downs: He is coming to us from Lake Land, Florida, standing at 6 feet and a inch, he weighs 180 pounds and his name is RAVEN TRUUUUEEEBLLLLLOOOOOOOD!
Match #5: Doomsday vs. Raven Trueblood
As Raven turns into the corner taunting for his fans he gets squashed by Doomsday with a splash. Doomsday runs into the ropes hitting a clothesline then nails a splash on Raven into a cover! 1....2...FEET ON THE ROPES!
Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT THAT FAT DUDE IS FAST!
Steve White: THAT WAS RUDE.
Raven stumbles to his feet and gets caught with several punches to his ribs. Doomsday runs into the ropes and gets caught with the best in the world superkick! Raven Trueblood is shocked as Doomsday is standing. He hits a jaw breaker putting the bigger man on his knees then hits the goal punt!
Chuck Thompson: A lot of offense by Raven.
Steve White: Doesn't look good for Doomsday.
Raven hits a leg drop and goes into a cover, but gets thrown off at 1. Doomsday gets to his feet and Trueblood runs at him, but Doomsday catches Raven, hitting a belly to belly. Doomsday runs into the ropes hitting a splash again! Doomsday continues pounding on Raven from the mount and the ref reaches a 4 count before pushing him off.
Steve White: A very intense Doomsday.
Chuck Thompson: You could say that twice.
Doomsday catches Trueblood with another belly to belly. He wraps his hands on the ropes and connects with the clock at midnight! He shakes his head and gets up the ropes again. He calls for the DoomSault and dives into the air! Raven rolls out of the way and Doomsdays knees crash into the mat! Doomsday howls in pain and stumbles to his feet only to get sent crashing down with the right path! Doomsday crashes into the mat, but Raven is stumbling into the ropes cursing as he holds his leg.
Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT!
Steve White: HE LIFTED UP A 450 POUND MAN!
Chuck Thompson: Ladies and gentlemen we must go to a commercial break.
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We come back to see Doomsday slowly struggling turning his body and lifting himself up. He however catches another superkick which sends him backwards into the ropes. Raven stumbles, but he runs forward. Caught again into a belly to belly suplex! Doomsday runs into the ropes and jumps up hitting his clock at midnight again! He covers! 1.....2.....NO! Raven shows some resilance!
Chuck Thompson: What the fuck?
Steve White: Amazing!
Doomsday shakes his head and goes up the ropes again. He goes for the Doomsault, but Raven lifts up his knees! Doomsday rolls with a curse from Raven who turns toward the ropes grabbing his knees. He slowly struggles up to his feet and Doomsday is struggling up once again.
Steve White: That might have hurt Raven worse than Doomsday!
Chuck Thompson: Of course it did the fucking idiot.
Raven jumps onto the ropes flying back with a clothesline. Doomsday catches him, slamming him down with a suplex! Doomsday runs back into the ropes and jumps up for a splash! Raven moves and Doomsday crashes into the mat again! Doomsday stumbles up in pain and Raven flies back kneeing him in the face. Doomsday falls onto the mat and we watch as Raven struggles forward covering him! 1.........2.......NO!! DOOMSDAY KICKS OUT!!
Steve White: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Chuck Thompson: I am telling you this idiot isn't gonna beat Doomsday. It's not possible he has a near 300 pound advantage!
Raven sighs and he jumps up running up the ropes as Doomsday is standing up. Raven jumps backward. He gets caught by Doomsday and slammed face first into the turnbuckle! Doomsday lifts him up and slams him square onto the turnbuckle again. Raven stumbles back and Doomsday jumps onto the ropes and flies backward hitting the Doomsault partcially as his right knee connects with Raven's head. He hooks the right leg! 1.........2....NO! Raven's right hand is on the ropes. Doomsday stands up and he flips at the ref. He turns and slowly climbs back up on the ropes and we can see Raven struggling to his feet. Raven pushes the ref into the ropes and Doomsday fumbles landing harshly on them. Doomsday curses and we can see him slowly struggle to get up. Raven hits him in the knees and Doomsday falls back landing neck first on the mat!
Steve White: SMART MOVE BY RAVEN!
Chuck Thompson: DAMN!!!!
Raven looks down at Doomsday and we can see Doomsday is again struggling back to his feet. Raven looks back and he springboards catching Doomsday nailing the pipe bomb! Raven is struggling as he covers the giant named Doomsday. Pushing Doomsday's legs over Doomsday as his feet slowly placed themselves on the ropes.
Steve White: HOLY SHIT! THAT'S IT! THAT'S GOTTA BE IT!
Chuck Thompson: Damn fucker! FEET ON THE ROPES REF!
1......2.......3! "Shut The Fuck Up" hits the ppa and Raven stumbles off of Doomsday. We can see Patricia Downs outside with the microphone in her hands.
Patricia Downs:Ladies and gentlemen..your winner..RAVEN TRUEBLOOD!
With that we see Raven struggling to get out of the ring. Then we go to commercial break once more.
---Commercial Break---
We come back from commercial break to already see Kinely Beau in the ring. The "slut" chant echoing throughout the arena. Then the annoucer Patricia Downs interrupts as she pulls up the microphone to her mouth.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen..introducing first..she comes from Paris, France, she stands at 5 feet 5 inches, and weighs 115 pounds. She is Kinley Beau.
The song "Dead to Me" by Spineshank hits the PPA. We see the ramp flashing as Anilya Gaian's titantron hits. Then we see in the ring that Gaian has attacked Kinley from behind with a clothesline. The bell rings and Patrcia rolls out.
Match #6: Kinley Beau vs. Anilya Gaian
Gaian nails a Beast Unleashed. Kinley struggles against the more overpowering Gaian who drops her with a following Beauty's Beast. Kinley lays flat on the mat as Gaian glares down at her.
Chuck Thompson: WHAT THE FUCK? SHE JUST JUMPED THE HOTTEST BABE IN THE EHWF!
Steve White: No she just jumped the EHWF slut!
Kinley struggles to her knees only to recieve a huge shining wizard from Gaian. Gaian then turns Kinley over naling her with punches from a mount. Kinley screams as she cannot defend herself. The ref counts to 4 and pulls Gaian off. Gaian raises her hands as Kinley struggles back up only to recieve a huge spear! Gaian keeps punching her and the ref stands back as she continues to stop at the count of 4.
Steve White: What dominance by Gaian.
Chuck Thompson: Somebody stop this bitch!
Gaian nails a springboard moonsault on Kinley who continues to struggle against her opponent but cannot mount any offense. Kinley pushes Gaian off but recieves a punch to the throat. Gaian then follows up pushing her away and nailing Kinley with a kick straight to the temple once more. Kinley tries to fight back and gets a huracanrana to the outside for her trouble. Gaian taunts and Kinley struggles back up only to get caught with a diving body splash!
Chuck Thompson: SHIT! THIS ISN'T RIGHT!
Steve White: Sure it is.
Gaian throws Kinley back in and enters the ropes. As Kinley gets back up, Gaian kicks her in the ribs and hits a huge punch into the threat and follows it with a shining wizard! Gaian taunts and we can see she's climbing to the top rope.
Chuck Thompson: What now?
Steve White: Who cares? Kinley doesn't matter to the EHWF that much does she?
Chuck Thompson: She's hot you jackass.
Gaian nails the Thorned Beauty! She looks at the ref and puts a hand on Kinley's face, pushing it down toward the mat in a disrespectful cover. 1.....2......3!! Gaian stand up and has her hand raised in victory.
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner...Anilya Gaian!
Anilya Gaian then rolls out of the ring and makes her way up the entrance ramp as Kinley lays in the ring rolling in pain and the scene fades to a commercial break.
---Commercial Break---
We come back from commercial to see two of the four men already in the ring. JT Underwood and Jayden Ryder. Patrcia Downs stands outside with the microphone.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen this match is a Fatal Four Way! The first person to score pinfall or submission will win this match!
Chuck Thompson: Obviously.
Steve White: Shut up, Chuck.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first from Orlando, Florida he stands at 6 feet, 1 inch..and weighs 225 pounds..he is JT UNDERWOOOOOOOOD!
The fans cheer and JT lifts his arms in taunt. JT smiles and Patricia shakes her head and waits for JT to finish. When he does she simply smiles and continues.
Patricia Downs: Introducing next..he comes from..
From the fans comes Quinton Hughes, one of the members of the fatal four way. He is carrying a steel chair. He hits Jayden Ryder upside the back and then square upside the head.
Chuck Thompson: What the fuck?
Steve White: HOLY SHIT WHAT A CHAIR SHOT!
Match #7: JT Underwood vs. Jayden Ryder vs. Serphiel de Valentine vs. Quinton Hughes
Quinton hits Jayden with the chair again upside his head and tosses it into the fans. Quinton turns and he slowly enters the ring. JT Underwood had entered the ring watching the attack. Quinton stares down JT and then the two begin to throw shots at one another. Quinton connects with a huge clothesline putting JT onto the mat. He follows with a huge elbow drop as "Revenge I Seek” by Bleeding Through hits the PPA. Seraphiel de Valentine walks out as Quinton is all over JT Underwood as they battle it out. Seraphiel enters the ring and Quinton ducks his clothesline nailing a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Quinton gets on top of Seraphiel, but Seraphiel slips from under him and nails a huge tornado ddt on Quinton! JT Underwood nails Seraphiel with a huge a punch and irish whips him into the ropes. Seraphiel hits JT with a dropkick into a super kick. He covers JT! 1......2....NO! Quinton breaks it up and hits a full nelson slam into a cover! 1....2...NO! HE KICKS OUT!
Chuck Thompson: Quinton means business bitches!
Steve White: Jayden hasn't even moved since that last chair shot.
Quinton stands up as Seraphiel rolls to the outside. JT hits a clothesline on Quinton and starts landing some pretty good kicks and punches. Then he goes for a knee and Quinton moves his head before nailing a powerslam on JT and covers! 1......2...NO! Seraphiel nails Quinton in the back of the head. Quinton runs at Seraphiel getting caught with a judo hip toss and then a spike ddt! HE COVERS! 1.....2....NO!
Steve White: Close one..
Chuck Thompson: Quinton isn't here to get pinned by some punk. Much less a rookie punk.
Seraphiel gets up and gets caught with a kick to his temple from JT Underwood. JT turns and low blows Quinton who howls in pain. JT runs into the ropes and nails Quinton with a big boot. JT pulls out the chair from beside the apron. He nails Quinton upside the head with it! Seraphiel comes from behind with a dropkick sending JT into the turnbuckle. He wraps his arms around him....1.....2.....3....4....5....6....7..german suplexes! Seraphiel gets up and turns back toward the now laid out JT, but gets caught by Quinton with a huge spinning back kick! Seraphiel falls into the ropes and Quinton lands a brainbuster! Quinton covers! 1.....2...NO! JT breaks it up.
Chuck Thompson: Damn I thought he had it.
Steve White: Not yet Chuck.
JT runs into the ropes and Quinton catches him with a powerslam and follows it up with a backwards suplex! JT lands hard with the suplex and Quinton covers! 1....2...SERAPHIEL PULLS HIM OFF! Seraphiel nails a military slam on Quinton then runs into the ropes and lands a falling headbutt off the top rope! Seraphiel struggles back to his feet after the headbutt and JT comes from out of no where! THE SHATTERED DIMENSION! JT Underwood covers him! 1.....2...NO! Seraphiel kicks out and rolls to the outside! JT slowly stands up and turns around into a huge shot from Quinton with a chain! Quinton looks out at Seraphiel then back at JT. He smirks and waits for JT who slowly stumbles to his feet. He nails the fallback bomb! Quinton raises his hands in taunt and hooks JT'S legs! 1.....2..NO! SERAPHIEL CONNECTS WITH A FLYING HEADBUTT INTO QUINTON BREAKING THE COVER!!
Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT! Great way to break this up!
Steve White: I can't believe this.
Quinton stumbles back up and Seraphiel connects with the antidote! Quinton lands harshly on JT Underwood who grabs his ribs in pain. Quinton rolls out of the ring and JT struggles to his feet. Seraphiel shakes his head and nails JT with a military slam. Seraphiel falls back into the ropes and taunts. Quinton can be seen entering with a steel chair now. JT catches Seraphiel with a huge big boot! Quinton hits JT with the chair! JT stumbles back and kicks Quinton in the nuts. Quinton howls in pain and Seraphiel comes from out of no where hitting a huge Worship Me! JT rolls to the outside and Quinton is up. Seraphiel stands up only to recieve a chain shot to the back of his head from Quinton! Seraphiel falls onto the mat and Quinton taunts. Seraphiel struggles to his feet! Fallback Bomb! Quinton looks up and recieves a big boot from JT! JT covers Seraphiel! 1.....2...NO!! Quinton kicks JT right across the head to break it up! Seraphiel can be seen turning over as JT is nailed with Quinton's Death Valley Driver!
Chuck Thompson:THIS IS IT!
Steve White: Wait...Seraphiel is behind Quinton!
Quinton turns as JT rolls out landing on the floor. He recieves a thumb to the eye which leaves him wide open for the antidote cuasing him to land on the steel chair! Seraphiel taunts and gets on the top rope. JT is laid out! Quinton isn't moving!
Steve White: NOW THIS IS IT CHUCK!
Chuck Thompson: NO YOU BASTARD! DON'T!
THE BROKEN HALO! Seraphiel covers Quinton! 1......2......3!! THE MATCH IS OVER! Seraphiel rolls over to the apron and gets out through the bottom rope. The ref raises his hand and we see Patricia back on the microphone.
Patricia Downs: Your winner..SERAPHIEL DE VALENTINE!!
As Seraphiel walks back up the ramp we fade to a commercial break.
---Commercial Break---
The camera is comes on after a commercial break revealing Jaci preparing for her match. It seems she has taken a deep breath as she adjusts her wrist bands.
Jaci: Friends... there are all sorts of friends. There are those who will listen, give advice, then you have the ones you can always have fun with, get in trouble with, then the list goes on and on. Now to me Remington was all of those things but the only reason why he did all of those things is because he thought he would get something in return, some thing more then friendship.
After she was done with her taped wrist she finally looks up to the camera.
Jaci: He could have had that on more then one occasion but like the friends we were, we just had really bad timing. One time I was scared to admit that I indeed liked him more then a friend then when he told me well I was currently involved with some one else. But now since little Remington can’t have his way he is having a temper tantrum.
Laughing slightly she shook her head.
Jaci:[/color Just as a child would. He wanted me to fight harder for him when he was fired from a company we were in together but what he forgets is that no one respected me and what ever I said went on def ears. So what was I to do? Even the people the boss would listen to spoke on his behalf and still there was nothing. So if he thinks that me speaking would have helped his chances any well, he would be dead wrong. He wants to call me a harlot, whore, and every thing else in the book even though I have only slept with three men in which case I had serious relationships with. Have I used people to get what I want, yes but who hasn’t? His slander towards me holds no water. All he is doing now is acting like a jealous spoiled little brat.
Rolling her eyes she sighs.
Jaci:[/color Whats even worse? all the time I Have known Remington, I never asked him for one thing, I never asked him for presents, I never asked him for aid, I never asked him for money. In fact the only thing I have asked him for was his friendship, and when I was at a time in my life where I needed him most? he left that decision lay on some one shoulder, leaving me feeling like I was less then nothing. Remington if you want to bad mouth me and throw out accusations of your thoughts, that’s fine by me just remember that I will start listening to you once I get an apology and the words you spit actually hold some truth to them.
Pushing the camera to the side she goes down the hall to do some more preparations for her match.
The camera then cuts to the ringside commentators are talking about the previous match.
Chuck Thompson: Wow… amazing match.
Steve White: I know, it was mindblowing! And now, we have another round two tournament match.
Chuck Thompson: I didn’t mean it, it bored me to tears. But another tournament match? Fuckin’ yay. This night won’t end…
Steve White: Oh shut the hell up, you fuckin’ like this place. Oh hey, here they come!
“Devil is a Loser” by Lordi hits the speakers and the guitar riff pumps through the arena like oil in an engine.
Patricia Downs: And making his way to the ring at 264 pounds and standing at 6-foot-4, Corporal Punishment!
Corporal Punishment comes out marching, mixed reactions from the crowd. He gets to the ring and enters, and stands at ease.
The One You Left Behind hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving red and white lights strobe threw. The fans cheer as Jaci steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she spreads her legs slightly as she extends her arms out to the side with her elbows bent slightly.
Patricia Downs: Making her way to the ring at this time, standing at 5-foot-4 and weighing 120 pounds, Jaci Sovereign!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand threw her hair before tagging some of the fans' hands with her own as they reach over the barricade desperately, trying to be apart of something bigger than themselves.
As she walks up the steel steps, Jaci has a confident smirk on her face as she walks along the aprons edge. Wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up , flipping her hair over her shoulder before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for the match.
Chuck Thompson: Should be a landslide victory.
Steve White: Why? Because Corp is much bigger than Jaci?
Chuck Thompson: Absolutely. Men have more power than woman, he should crush her!
Match #8: Corporal Punishment vs. Jaci Sovereign
Just as that was being said, Corporal Punishment goes in for the headlock, Jaci side steps him and kicks him in the back of the legs. Corporal goes down to one knee and Jaci whacks him in the back of the head with a second kick.
Steve White: Want to re-word yourself?
Chuck Thompson: Yeah - shut the fuck up.
Corporal tries to get up, but the side of his face is met by Jaci’s foot once more. Corporal goes on his back, but immediately tries to get up. A fourth time, Jaci kicks him and he ends up on his stomach. From there, Jaci curb stomps Corporal.
Steve White: Shit!
In pain, but not giving up, Corporal finally gets back to his feet with Jaci racing towards him. He sticks his leg in the air and delivers the big boot right to Jaci’s nose. She falls back, nose bleeding profusely and probably broken. She shakes it off though and dodges a potentially punishing clothesline and delivers an elbow to Corp’s back. It doesn’t effect him however, as he turns around and delivers a punch to the left side of Jaci’s face almost like he’s toying with her.
Chuck Thompson: Yeah! Be a man about it, Corporal!
Steve White: Abusing woman is being manly?
Chunk Thompson: Winning matches no matter what the cause is being manly. You wouldn’t know, Steve.
There was a rowdy fan in the crowd, and it turned out to be Alexander Remington. He hops the barricade, probably heading straight for Jaci. The ref immediately climbs the ropes and restrains Remington; and while it happens, Jaci kicked Corporal Punishment right where no man ever deserves to be kicked. Corp leans over, Jaci grabs his head under her arms. She backs up to the ropes, stands on the middle one and jumps off. She spins around and lands on her back, sending Corporal Punishment’s head into the mat for her finishing move - The Sovereign Siren. She goes for the cover and calls to the ref. The ref makes sure Remington backs off, and counts the pin from outside the ring. 1... 2... 3!
The bell rings, the ref slides into the ring and raises Jaci’s arm.
Steve White: Yes! Jaci is moving on to the world championship finals!
Chuck Thompson: Corporal Punishment is a disgrace of a man.
Steve White shakes his head in disagreement as the scene fades to another commercial break.
---Commercial Break---
The scene comes back from a commercial break and it shows Steve White and Chuck Thompson at ringside.
Steve White: Well, Chuck, it's that time. We have all been waiting for this main event and i'm sure it will live up to the hype it has gotten over the past week.
Chuck Thompson: I'm hoping. All three of these men look like they have what it takes to be Mayhem World Champion, and now it is time to see who will have the chance to move one step further towards that goal.
The camera then cuts to Patricia Downs inside the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is our main event of the evening! It is a triple threat match to determine who goes to the finals of the EHWF Mayhem World Championship Tournament!
"A Modern Way" by The Exies then plays over the PA system and David GS steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp. He is met with half cheers and half boos from the crowd. He begins to make his way down to the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Omaha, Nebraska, weighing in tonight at 243 pounds, standing at 6 foot 5 inches tall, he is David GS!
David GS is now on the ring apron and he looks at a few fans in the front row screaming something to him, but instead of talking back he just goes over the middle rope and into the ring. He shows off on two of the turnbuckles and then gets down and waits in his corner for his opponents.
"Step Up" by Drowning Pool then blasts over the PA system as Scorpion steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp. He looks around at the thousands of EHWF fans packed into the arena tonight and then begins to make his way down to the ring.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, coming from Parts Unknown, standing at 6 foot 6 inches tall and weighing in at 262 pounds, he is the Senior Manager of EHWF, Scorpion!
Scorpion then walks up the steel ring steps and goes halfway across the ring apron. He stands there for a moment, letting all the fans' cheers sink in and then he goes over the middle rope and into the ring. He doesn't show off at all as he just goes straight over to his corner and nods to David GS as to say good luck.
After a few moments of silence, the opening riff to "Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch blares through the area speakers as the black trench coat, black and red mask wearing form of Sah'ta Thor step out from the back. Around his waist was the FWF Universal Championship. As the music continues to play he struts arrogantly towards the ring.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, with his hometown unknown, he weighs in tonight at 175 pounds and stands at 5 foot 9 inches tall, he is Sah'ta Thor!
As he walks down to the ring he ignores the fans as he was intent on getting to the ring. Once in the ring he takes of his title and passes it to the time keeper then removes his trench coat to reveal a black t-shirt and jeans combo. His hands were covered with strikers gloves which he raises into the air in an X as a red and black pyros shoot from the ring posts. He lowers his arms and steps back while awaiting the match to begin.
Main Event: David GS vs. Scorpion vs. Sah'ta Thor
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and the match starts a little bit slowly, with all three men looking at each other. It seems as if they all realize what is at stake in this match and they run at each other and all meet in the center of the ring. For a few moments there are fists flying and kicks thrown many times, but finally someone connects with a punch to the face of David GS. He falls backwards and stumbles through the ring ropes to the outside of the ring, leaving Scorpion and Sah'ta Thor in the ring fighting each other.
Steve White: For the sake of EHWF i hope Sah'ta Thor just loses this match. Maybe knock him down a little bit. Let it known that he can't just beat the shit out of anyone he wants here.
Chuck Thompson: Hey, i don't mind at all what he does. In fact, i like it. Of course, as long as it doesn't happen to me. Though if he would want to come over here and beat the shit out of you i wouldn't mind it so much.
Sah'ta Thor finally gets the upper hand, hitting a hard knee to the gut of Scorpion. He throws Scorpion against the turnbuckle and runs at him, spinning and smashing his elbow straight into the face of Scorpion. Scorpion holds his face and leans against the ropes. Sah'ta Thor doesn't stop the assault though as he starts to punch Scorpion repeatedly in the ribs. Scorpion tries to defend himself, but fails as he falls through the ring ropes to the outside of the ring. Now Scorpion and David GS are both outside of the ring. David GS gets to his feet and sneaks over to the side of the ring that Sah'ta Thor isn't looking at and slides in. He runs up behind Sah'ta Thor and hits him in the back of the head with a forearm. Sah'ta Thor falls down to one knee, leaning against the ring ropes as David GS repeatedly punches him in the top of the head. Sah'ta Thor falls down onto the ring mat and David GS then starts stomping him in the ribs and stomach repeatedly. David GS then picks up Sah'ta Thor and throws him against the ring ropes. When Sah'ta Thor comes running back at at him, he goes for a clotheline, but Sah'ta Thor ducks and bounces off of the ring ropes on the opposite side of the ring. He runs back at David GS and hits him with a jumping spinning elbow.
Steve White: Very nice reversal there by Sah'ta thor!
Chuck Thompson:He may be the smallest and weigh the least in this match, but fuck he is one tough son of a bitch. He is still my pick to win this thing.
Sah'ta Thor picks up David GS and throws him against the ring ropes, expecting him to bounce off of them and comes back at him, but Scorpion grabs David GS' leg and David GS falls flat on his face. Scorpion then pulls David GS out of the ring and they start punching each other in the face outside of the ring. Sah'ta Thor looks behind him and then looks back at the two men battling outside of the ring. He runs against the ring ropes behind him and then jumps over the ropes, doing a flip right onto Scorpion and David GS both. All three men lay on the floor outside of the ring.
Steve White: Holy shit! What a high risk move by Sah'ta Thor!
Chuck Thompson: And that is why i am picking him to win this whole tournament, Steve.
Steve White: Ladies and gentlemen, we have to take our last commercial break of the night. Don't piss the end of this one it is going to be good!
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The scene comes back from a commercial break to see Sah'ta Thor fighting off both Scorpion and David GS at ringside. David GS gets on the ring apron and runs down it, attempting to hit Sah'ta Thor with a clotheline on his way down, but Sah'ta Thor ducks out of the way and David GS hits Scorpion instead. Both men fall backwards into the steel ring steps, with Scorpion getting the worst of it. He lays on the ground face down kicking the floor holding his back in pain.
Steve White: I don't know. These guys seem to be using quite a bit of energy and high risk moves for just a semifinal fight. They do still have to live to see next week!
Chuck Thompson: While you are right, i don't think any three of these men really give a damn about next week. They want to get through this round with a bang!
Sah'ta Thor picks up David GS and takes him over to the ring post and smacks his head off of it. As David GS lays on the floor holding his head in pain, Sah'ta Thor walks back over to Scorpion and picks him up just to throw him back down with a scoop slam on the floor. Scorpion's back gets hurt even worse as he starts rolling on the ground holding his back moaning in pain. Sah'ta Thor looks at David GS and then at Scorpion and seems proud of what he has done. He then looks under the ring and pulls out a table! The fans cheer loudly at what he is doing.
Steve White: This isn't a hardcore match!
Chuck Thompson: No it isn't, but this is Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation. And this is a triple threat match! You can't get disqualified in a triple threat match!
Steve White: That does not give the man the right to bring weapons into this!
Sah'ta Thor then sets up the table stretching from the ring apron onto the fan barricade. He then picks up Scorpion and throws him into the corner of the crowd barrier, closer to the announcers table. Sah'ta Thor takes Scorpion by the head and throws him onto the announcers table.
Steve white: Oh come on! Not over here!
Sah'ta Thor then climbs onto the announcers table with Scorpion and begin to battle on top of it. All while this is happening David GS is climbing the turnbuckle closest to them and gets ready to launch himself off of it. Sah'ta Thor sees him just in time and jumps off of the announcers table as David GS jumps and does a cross body onto Scorpion, sending them both crashing through the announcers table. The fans go nuts at what they just seen and this gives Sah'ta Thor to get some of his breath back as both men lay there, Scorpion motionless and David GS moving a little bit. Sah'ta Thor then walks over to David GS and picks him up and throws him back into the ring as Scorpion rolls off of the crumpled mess of table. Sah'ta Thor has David GS in the ring and they begin to battle it out in there.
Chuck Thompson: Is this thing on? Does this work? Our whole set was fucked up out here. I don't know if the fans at home can hear us!
Sah'ta Thor throws David GS against the turnbuckle and walks over to him. He sets David GS up onto the top rope and then climbs up with him, going for a superplex, but he gets pushed off of the top rope by David GS and he turns himself on the top rope and jumps off, nailing a moonsault on Sah'ta Thor. He then goes for the pin! 1...2...NO! Sah'ta Thor kicks out.
Steve White: Alright we have gotten word that the EHWF fans at home can in fact surprisingly hear us. What a match this is!
Scorpion crawls back up onto the ring apron, right in front of where the table is set across. David GS crawls to his feet inside of the ring right in front of Scorpion. Sah'ta Thor crawls to his feet on the opposite side of the ring. He runs at David GS, but David GS turns around just in time and moves out of the way. Sah'ta Thor connects with a spear to Scorpion. Scorpion barely hangs onto the top rope from falling through the table. Sah'ta Thor goes over the middle rope and stands on the ring apron with Scorpion. Both men begin punching each other as David GS comes running across the ring and hits them both with a dropkick at the same time. Scorpion and Sah'ta Thor both go crashing through the table set out at ringside as there is splintered wood and broken bodies laying everywhere.
Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Steve White: These fans are going balistic! This match is fucking nuts!
David GS looks down at both men and then gets out of the ring. He picks up Scorpion and tosses him back into the ring. He gets back into the ring and picks up Scorpion and hits the Deus Ex on him! Scorpion lays motionless in the middle of the ring as David GS quickly goes for the cover.
1...2...3! DING DING DING!