Post by La Familia Gómez on Dec 15, 2012 2:18:54 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Welcome to EHWF Friday Night Mayhem! I'm Steve White and always i'm joined by Chuck Thompson. Chuck, it's no surprise that i am basically the Batman of the EHWF commentating team and you are the Robin. But don't worry, i couldn't ask for a better sidekick!
Chuck Thompson: Fuck you, Steve! Fuck you!
Steve White: No need to get worked up there sidekick. Anyway, we have a great show put together for you fans tonight and you won't want to blink because you might miss something big! Our main event will be the Mayhem World Champion, Black Man, facing off against Sheamus Moses! Sheamus had an undefeated streak going until he met Black Man in a triple threat match over a month ago. Since then, he hasn't won a match. Can Sheamus Moses pull out of this funk and upset the Mayhem World Champion tonight?
Chuck Thompson: Faggot. But to answer your question, no, he can't. Don't get me wrong, Sheamus is a great competitor and a great wrestler, but Black Man isn't undefeated for nothing. He is one of the best, if not the best, in EHWF today. And for our co-main event we have a feud boiling over. Michael Rissi versus Rockin' Lunatic. These two have been at it all during the week and tonight they will square off inside of the ring.
Steve White: Don't get your panties in a bunch, Chuck! We also have other great superstars in action tonight like The Arbiter, Sah'ta Thor, Sujir Thorn, Frank Finelli, 2 Dope, and the return of EHWF legend Drake Coleman! I can't wait! So let's get this show on the road!
Chuck Thompson: Faggot.
The scene then pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand, ready to call a night full of action.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a 5 man over the top rope battle royal!
Spike comes out in a leather jacket and sunglasses, kisses the index finger on his right hand and looks up while pointing it to the heavens.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... Spike Logan!
The arena goes dark. The word Nightmare flashes across the screen as "Fatal" by The RZA begins to play. Red lights begin to flash and as the music starts to get heavier you see a very large figure begin to emerge from underneath the stage. The arena is now filled with blood red light as Gabriel stands at the top of the stage. He raises his right arm several bolts of lighting strike the stage behind him.
He slowly begins his ascent from the stage to the ring making sure to take his time entering the ring as he stares his opponent down. He climbs up on the apron and then over the ropes never breaking eye contact with his opponent. He lets out a menacing and bellow roar as he raises his fist in the air bolts of lighting hitting each ring post.
Patricia Downs: And... Gabriel Creed!
The lights go out as red, blue and white strobes fill the arena. The opening guitar riffs to "Enter Sandman" by Metallica begin to play as a large billow of smog covers the entrance. A shadow appears behind the smog before the young Alex Cross appears on the other side of it. His gazed is fixed firmly on the ring but he allows himself to look out into the crowd and snear in their direction.
He heads down the ramp as fans reach out to touch him but he jerks away as they come to close to him As he reaches the base of the ring he slides in underneath the bottom rope and walks to the center of the ring where a single spot light hits him as the rest of the arena appears black as night. Fireworks shoot up into the air from the stage as the lights finally come back on.
Patricia Downs: And... Alex Cross!
The guitar solo from Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down begins to play over the pa system. As the group begins to sing Justice Orton walks out onto the top of the ramp looking around at the fans pointing her finger to a few of them at a time before running down the ramp towards the ring. Once at the ring she begins to slide under the bottom rope and goes to each corner standing up on the turnbuckle to pose for the fans to take pictures. Justice then hops down off the last turnbuckle turning to face the ramp and awaits her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And... Justice Orton!
The lights turn bloody red as the whole arena turns black. Where's God hits the speakers as Raven Trueblood walks out. He has a cold look on his face. He puts his arms out to the side and pyros go off. He then walks down to the ring and rolls into it as he then leans against the lower turnbuckle and waits for his challenger.
Patricia Downs: And Finally… The North American Champion… Raven Trueblood!
DING DING DING!
The five competitors take a moment to stare each other down. With an almost instantaneous decision Raven Trueblood finds himself the target as the rest of the combatants go after him. Raven is quickly pushed back into a corner by Orton and Logan while Creed and Cross start to duke it out. Creed and Cross quickly get to the center of the ring while the other three brawl in the corner of the ring. Raven manages to figure his way out of corner and manages to send Justice over the top rope with a thud.
Patricia Downs: Justice Orton has been eliminated!
Steve White: Raven getting an early elimination here after fighting off all four of his opponents.
Chuck Thompson: Yeah it was clear that our North American Champion isn't well liked.
Steve White: True that but he has manage to survive.
Logan sees the Orton go over the ring ropes and tries to unbalance Raven. Logan moves forward and tries to lifts Raven up and over the top rope. Trueblood counters the attempt but is helped out by Creed as he Irish whips Cross into the Logan. Creed follow the move up with a body slam while Trueblood rolls under the bottom rope to get a better position. The three men left in the ring begin to brawl each trying to get the upper hand. Meanwhile, Raven climbs up to the ring apron and grabs Logan from behind dragging him over the top rope eliminating from the match.
Patricia Downs: Spike Logan has been eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: Hate to say this but I Raven is on a roll tonight.
Steve White: Well the easy opponents are now gone but what can he do against the two left in the ring?
Creed and Cross had gone back to brawling with each other as Logan hits the floor. Trueblood circles the ring apron and slides back into the ring. As soon as Raven get in the ring to attack his two opponents there is a commotion occurs in the stands. From all over the arena come a dozen masked turban wearing men. The men charge the ring and quickly attack the three EHWF wrestlers. The trio end up having to work together to beat back the attack leaving the attackers beaten outside the ring.
Chuck Thompson: What the hell was that Steve?
Steve White: I have no idea but we are in Tel Aviv so this could have been a terrorist attempt to disrupt the show."
Chuck Thompson: That explains it but it looks like this guys weren't rather effective.
Before Cross can get his breath Creed tosses him into the ring rope and goes to get a start on a running clothesline. Raven trips Creed causing him to fall to the mat with a crash. Trueblood runs across the ring and send Cross over the ring ropes before turning to face Creed.
Patricia Downs: Alex Cross has been eliminated!
Raven climbs to the top ropes as Creed gets to his feet. Creed runs to face Raven and is met by a flying crossbody both men fall to the mat. Raven goes for a chokehold which the referee breaks up as Creed gets his foot on the rope. Trueblood stands up and pulls Creed to his feet before putting him on the ring ropes. Creed starts to struggle as Raven chops him across the chest in a brutal series of hits. Finally, Raven has enough and lifts Creed up and over the ropes. Creed lands on the ring apron but is knocked back as Raven baseball slides in to his legs.
Patricia Downs: Gabriel Creed has been eliminated! The winner of this match the North American Champion, Ravvvvennnnn Trueeeeeebloooooddddddddd!
Raven Trueblood climbs back up to his feet as his theme song begins playing over the PA system. He gets the North American Championship handed to him and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee as he shows off and the scene fades to a commercial break.
We come back from the commercial break to see Patricia Downs in the middle of the ring. She has a microphone in her hands as the camera circles around the arena! Fans are cheering as she begins to speak!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen. The following contest will be scheduled for one fall. It is for the number one contender ship for Raven Trueblood's North American Championship!
Steve White: Well Chuck here comes one of the bigger matches of the night. Most people can claim that these two men are starting a war here tonight but I have to call this a flare. The title there fighting to get a shot at won't mean much considering who all wants to fight for it. Then again maybe I could be wrong and they'll add some spark. You never know!
Patricia Downs: Here is the first competitor! He comes in tonight standing at the height of five feet and three inches. He weighs in tonight at two hundred and three pounds! He is the man many people call the greatest man alive! He is..CHANCE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVIS!
"Glory" By Hollywood Undead starts to play over the p.a system of the EHWF. The fans are all standing on there feet. Out to the top of the stage stands the greatest man alive stands on the stage. Chance Davis walks down the ramp slapping the fans hands and letting the fans slap him on the back. He walks up the step[s and then gets onto the apron. He jumps over the ropes and stands in the ring ready for a fight.
Chuck Thomspon: Coming in here tonight with a lot to prove! Chance Davis has the opportunity to show he is either the hero or the goat. If he leaves this arena tonight as a winner he may just end up going places here in EHWF!
The Lights go out making it pitch black in the arena. A gong is heard echoing through the arena. It rings TWO times. Then thunder and lightning is heard. As it continues, 12 druids walk out down the ramp carrying torches. They line up on each side of the ring 6 per side. The storm sounds then go quiet and Been to Hell blares through the PA flooding the arena in a black light.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his opponent! He comes in tonight hailing from Los Angeles, California! He comes in weighing at two hundred thirty five pounds and at a height of six feet and four inches. He is the leader of the Undead Army. He is 2 Dope!!!
Once the lyrics of the music begin to Play 2D emerges in a slow walking pace from behind the curtain and stops on the stage. He looks up and around the crowd the cigarette style burn holes around the eye sockets of his mask glowing with a fierce intensity. 2 Dope raises his arms and a fog begins to fill the arena. 2 Dope then begins to walk down the ramp under the torches of the Druids. Once he reaches the ring he climbs the stairs and enters the ring through the top and middle rope and stands center of the ring. 2 Dope then raises his right arm and lightning strikes the ring causing fireworks to shoot out of each turnbuckle causing the lights to come on. The Druids return up the ramp as 2 Dope's music fades and 2 Dope awaits his opponents.
Steve White: This is gonna be a heated fight indeed Chuck! Let's just hope that everyone keeps their word!
DING DING DING!
Chance Davis and 2 Dope come into the center of the ring and they quickly shake hands before they both jump back a good distance. Chance and 2 Dope both came flying at one another. Punches going back and forth. 2 Dope hurls Chance into the ring ropes. Chance kicks him across the head when he bends down and connects with a nice drop kick! Chance gets on top of 2 Dope with elbows to the face. 2 Dope is thrown into the ropes but Chance is caught with the boot to the jaw this time! 2 Dope clotheslines him to the mat and the fans let out a cheer as Chance lifts himself back up and they both go for a punches to the jaw. Chance begins to lose this confrontation. 2 Dope throws him into the corner as hard as he can! Chance falls on his stomach grabbing at his back in pain.
Chuck Thompson: What a interesting start to the match for these two wrestlers. I really thought that it would go a lot more to the supposed legend 2 Dope's advantage. Then again he was supposedly the man who ended the ECWF as well when we all know this company is why ECWF no longer exists.
Chance Davis begins to lift himself up. 2 Dope grabs him and repeats by throwing him back first into the corner with as much force as possible. Chance falls back on his stomach. 2 Dope lifts himself up using the ropes and drops on Chance's back. AGAIN! Chance yells out in pain and rolls onto his back. 2 Dope begins stomping on his chest to the alot of dislike of the ref who tries to pull him off. 2 Dope doesn't do so until Chance rolls out of the ring. 2 Dope rolls after him. Chance turns as 2 Dope charges him and drop toes him straight into the steps! Chance runs his hands through his hair as 2 Dope is lifting himself up. Drop kicking 2 Dope back into the steps for the second time!
Steve White: That could very well turn that slow pace offense against Chance Davis around on 2 Dope right now. It would be a shame for 2 Dope to suffer a concussion against someone like Chance wouldn't it Chuck? Don't get me wrong Chance is great and all but his not the best we have to say the least.
2 Dope begins to lift himself up and Chance is chasing after him as he rolls back in the ring. 2 Dope catches Chance coming in with a drop kick to his head! Chance falls back to the outside and 2 Dope gets on the top rope. Chance is lifting himself up and 2 Dope dives backward with a moon sault! Chance slides into the ring and 2 Dope is able to catch himself landing back first into the railing. He looks up to see a forearm flying into his face as Chance dives between the ropes. 2 Dope collapses to the side and Chance uses the railing for support. 2 Dope begins lifting himself up and Chance comes flying at him with a forearm. Throwing 2 Dope into the ring.
Chuck Thompson: Chance just seems to be ahead of 2 Dope at every turn right now! 2 Dope needs to be more careful then he has been so far or he will lose this match! 2 Dope could very easily push Chance off his edge at any moment as well but he can't pull it off in less he gets back in the game!
2 Dope lifts himself up as Chance comes off with a flying drop kick! 2 Dope is on his back as Chance lifts himself onto the top rope. Chance dives off for a elbow drop but 2 Dope rolls out of the way! Chance lands horribly on his back and he lets out a yell of pain! He begins to lift himself up and he gets lifted up and dropped on his back! Chance holds onto his back and rolls onto his stomach. 2 Dope jumps up and drops a knee on Chance's back. Again. Again! Chance rolls onto his back and 2 Dope motions for a top rope maneuer. Chance begins to lift himself up and 2 Dope comes down on him with Whisper in the Wind! Chance is laid out on his back as 2 Dope rolls in for the cover!
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NO!
Steve White: The match slowly turning back toward 2 Dopes favor after all Chuck. It's a shocker that Chance has so little to work with here when it comes down to the weaknesses of 2 Dope. Chance has a back injury after so much back work here by 2 Dope. 2 Dope may have a little headache. This is quickly turning all the way into 2 Dope's favor Chuck!
2 Dope runs his head across his jaw as he watches Chance slowly lift himself up. 2 Dope walks toward Chance who flips backward and his legs wrap around 2 Dopes head. He flips back and sends 2 Dope into the ring post! Chance uses this opportunity to slowly climb to the top rope and as 2 Dope is lifting himself up he connects with a drop kick to the back of the head sending him into the turnbuckle head first! Chance rolls in pain as he landed on his bad back. 2 Dope is motionless in the corner. Chance begins to lift himself up as he motions for a finish!
Chuck Thompson: Quickly turning it back in his own favor Steve! This could very easily be the end of 2 Dope if he doesn't recover here in a second! Chance connected with two very solid blows back to back and it could easily be the end of the contest! These two have never been none for amazing resiliency either Steve. I think the first to actually connect with a huge maneuver in there move set could take away the win with ease!
Chance Davis catches 2 Dope as he slowly pushes off the turnbuckle and lifts him into the air. 2 Dope rakes his eyes and Chance stumbles onto his knees! 2 Dope goes for a running knee to the head but Chance rolls him up! 2 Dope quickly rolls out of it before the ref even gets down. 2 Dope catches Chance coming in with a head kick! 2 Dope looks around and motions for the end now as well! Chance is lifting himself up! 2 Dope grabs him by the throat! Chance counters with a rake to the eyes of his own! Chance lands a Enzuguri! Chance rolls onto the apron as he looks around to make sure there is nobody coming from any direction to cost him. He lifts himself onto the top rope!
Steve White: This could be the end Chuck! His going for the Last Chance and there's no doubt that it could finish this match! 2 Dope's only hope is to roll out of the way Chuck! I'd bet my money that if he connects there is no way he'd kick out of it!
Chance flies for The Last Chance! 2 Dope is able to roll out of the way! Chance bounces off the mat. Grabbing at his ribs. 2 Dope slowly lifts himself up and Chance does the same. 2 Dope connects with a trouble in paradise maneuver! Chance goes through the ropes and to the floor! 2 Dope curses and he lays on his back grabbing his own hair. He looks at the top rope and slowly lifts himself up onto it. Chance lifts himself up as 2 Dope dives off with a Shooting Star Press! Chance connects with a drop kick in mid air! Chance and 2 Dope are both on the floor as the fans are going nuts!
Chuck Thompson: OH MY GOD! Chance may have just broken every rib in 2 Dope's body Steve! This match may as well be over! There is no way he can even be partially in conscious after such a blow!
2 Dope is absolutely motion less as Chance slides into the ring. Chance lays against the corner. 2 Dope begins to move and Chance is yelling at the ref to count but he will not do so! As 2 Dope rolls into the ring. Chance pulls him in and nails inverted suplex slam! Chance points to the ropes again. He lifts himself half way onto the ropes and 2 Dope is right on top of him! Chance grabs him by his arm and falls backward. The arm drag sends Chance across the ring. Both men are laid out in the ring as the ref is checking on both of there conditions!
Steve White: A amazing play by 2 Dope just then! That may have been a match changer Chuck! You have to admit that was absolute stunning! Chance may as well be the one who got caught with that drop kick earlier. This match is a complete toss up! One of these two men is gonna walk away here tonight a North American Championship contender!
Chance Davis is slowly lifting himself up as is 2 Dope. Chance runs at 2 Dope who lifts him up and he catches himself on the turn buckle! Chance is caught with a very nice kick to the head by 2 Dope. 2 Dope lifts himself to the top rope. Chance begins landing shots to his ribs. 2 Dope is landing shots to Chance's head. This goes back and forth for several seconds until 2 Dope finally stumbles. Chance headbutt straight to 2 Dope's nuts as the ref is unable to see it! 2 Dope slips. 2 Dope lands harsh on the ropes and Chance begins to lift himself up as well. Chance lifts up 2 Dope into the air!
Chuck Thompson: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! DON'T DO IT CHANCE! THIS COULD END A MAN'S CAREER! DON'T YOU DARE DO IT CHANCE! 2 DOPE'S A PRICK BUT HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS!!
Chance Davis dives off the top rope with a brain buster into the ring mat! Chance Davis rolls around in pain grabbing at his back as 2 Dope is literally shaking as he landed on his head! Chance Davis rolls into the cover and hooks both legs!
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NOOOOO! 2 Dope gets the shoulder up to the disbelief of the fans in the entire arena!
Steve White: WHAT!? WHAT!? 2 Dope just kicked out of a brain buster off the top rope Chuck! I've never seen that happen but his gotta be unconscious! He can't even know that he just kicked out of such a move!
Chance Davis motions for the end and climbs onto the top rope as 2 Dope begins to move his eyes widen. He laughs and he motions for the end anyway. Chance dives off the top rope and he misses 2 Dope and rolls through the dive. 2 Dope catches him coming back in by the throat. Chance reverses. Roll up! NO! 2 Dope knees him across his head! 2 Dope goes between the ropes as Chance rolls onto the apron. Lifting Chance up. Chance DDTs 2 Dope on the apron! Chance rolls on the outside of the ring grabbing his back while 2 Dope is motionless between the lowest ring ropes and the apron!
Chuck Thompson: I don't understand how 2 Dope is still in this match Steve! Someone needs to call a doctor for 2 Dope! I'm sure this guy has a concussion!
2 Dope is motion less as Chance begins to lift himself onto the top rope again. Chance looks toward the motion less form and he motions for the end. He dives off for the last chance! He gets a face full of knees! Chance rolls around in pain! 2 Dope slowly lifts himself up. 2 Dope catches Chance by his throat. NO! Brain buster! NO! Chance kicks 2 Dope back ward. Chance jumps onto the apron and jumps onto the top rope for a flying forearm! 2 Dope catches him across the head with a trouble in paradise! 2 Dope stumbles onto one foot holding his injured foot. Chance begins to lift himself up. His eyes in the back of his head. He stumbles into 2 Dope who lifts him up. He stumbles as he hits the Dope Slam! 2 Dope hooks the legs!
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NO! Chance kicks out!
Steve White: Chuck Davis should of been down for the count there! Chance showing some unknown heart here tonight to say the least!
2 Dope is holding himself up using the corner. Chuck is using the ropes to pick himself up. He turns back into 2 Dope who lifts him up..Dope Slam for the second time! 2 Dope drops in for the cover hooking only one leg!
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NO! Chance barley gets the shoulder up!
Chuck Thompson: I could have swore that 2 Dope had the win just then. Chance didn't show any sign of being able to fight back just now. That is some heart right there Steve!
2 Dope doesn't waste any time this go around. He lifts himself onto the top rope. Chance lifts himself onto his feet. Pushing the ref into the ropes! 2 Dope collapses on the turn buckle! He yells out in pain! Chance lifts himself onto the turnbuckle. 2 Dope grabs him by the throat! Chance hits his arm away and he hooks 2 Dope's arm. Lifting him in the air! 2 Dope lands behind Chance only to be elbowed across the jaw! 2 Dope lands on his back with a thud! Chance lands the last chance! Rolling onto his back while hooking one of the legs
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Steve White:CHANCE WON IT! CHANCE HAS WON IT CHUCK!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner, by pinfall, CHANCE DAVIS!
"Glory" hits the PA as Chance's hand is lifted in victory. Chance lifts himself onto the top rope and lifts his hands in victory. He points down at 2 Dope. He is grinning from ear to ear. We go to break as 2 Dope is slowly lifting himself up in the corner.
We come back from the commercial break as Patricia Downs gets in the ring.
Patricia Downs: This following triple threat match is for one fall!
Kyle The Hitch’s music starts and he runs out to the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Kyle The Hitch!
"Cocky" by Kid Rock blasts over the PA system as the arena fills with boos. After a few moments of nothing but boos, the man Rock N' Roll God himself walks out from behind the curtains, which makes the fans boo even louder. He looks around and then smirks before making his way down to the ring, ignoring all of the fans on his way. He reaches the ringside area and slides into the ring before taunting the fans.
Patricia Downs: And… Rock N Roll God!
As "Bad To The Bone" begins to play over the PA system, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echos with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment and then steps through the ropes and enters the ring. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And Finally… Frank Finelli!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and the match starts. For a few moments there are fists flying and kicks thrown, but finally someone connects with a punch to the face of Finelli. He falls backwards and stumbles through the ring ropes to the outside of the ring, leaving RNRG and Kyle The Hitch in the ring fighting each other.
Steve White: RNRG has been dismal in EHWF and KTH is a new comer.
Chuck Thompson: Finelli is pissed and wants to get back to his winning ways.
Kyle The Hitch finally gets the upper hand, hitting a hard knee to the gut of RNRG. He throws RNRG against the turnbuckle and runs at him, spinning and smashing his elbow straight into the face of RNRG. RNRG holds his face and leans against the ropes. Kyle The Hitch doesn't stop the assault though as he starts to punch RNRG repeatedly in the ribs. RNRG tries to defend himself, but fails as he falls through the ring ropes to the outside of the ring. Now RNRG and Finelli are both outside of the ring. Finelli gets to his feet and sneaks over to the side of the ring that Kyle The Hitch isn't looking at and slides in. He runs up behind Kyle The Hitch and hits him in the back of the head with a forearm. Kyle The Hitch falls down to one knee, leaning against the ring ropes as Finelli repeatedly punches him in the top of the head. Kyle The Hitch falls down onto the ring mat and Finelli then starts stomping him in the ribs and stomach repeatedly. Finelli then picks up Kyle The Hitch and throws him against the ring ropes.
Steve White: Finelli, kicking ass like a pissed bull in Israel!
Chuck Thompson :I think he can start his comeback tour here tonight.
Kyle The Hitch picks up Finelli and throws him against the ring ropes, expecting him to bounce off of them and comes back at him, but RNRG grabs Finelli' leg and Finelli falls flat on his face. RNRG then pulls Finelli out of the ring and they start punching each other in the face outside of the ring. Kyle The Hitch looks behind him and then looks back at the two men battling outside of the ring. He runs against the ring ropes behind him and then jumps over the ropes, Finelli moves and Hitch lands on RNRG.
Steve White: Holy shit! What a high risk move by Kyle The Hitch!
Chuck Thompson: Nice one.
We see Kyle The Hitch fighting off both RNRG and Finelli at ringside. Finelli gets on the ring apron and runs down it, attempting to hit Kyle The Hitch with a clotheline on his way down, but Kyle The Hitch ducks out of the way and Finelli hits RNRG instead. Both men fall backwards into the steel ring steps, with RNRG getting the worst of it. He lays on the ground face down kicking the floor holding his back in pain.
Steve White: RNRG might be out of it right now!
Chuck Thompson: Look at all that blood!
Kyle The Hitch picks up Finelli and takes him over to the ring post and smacks his head off of it. As Finelli lies on the floor holding his head in pain, Kyle The Hitch walks back over to RNRG and picks him up just to throw him back down with a scoop slam on the floor. RNRG's back gets hurt even worse as he starts rolling on the ground holding his back moaning in pain. Kyle The Hitch looks at Finelli and then at RNRG. Hitch rolls in the ring with Finelli and picks him up, ready to hit his finisher. Frank however, elbows Hitch in the face and hits him with the Finelli Fatality! Frank covers
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DING DING DING!
Steve White: By Gawd Frank Finelli did it!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Frank Finelli!
Frank Finelli climbs back up to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. The scene fades out to a commercial break as he is exiting the ring.
We come back from commercial as Patricia Downs gets in the ring.
Patricia Downs: This following match is for one fall!
Smoke starts to fill the EHWF entrance ramp as "Coming In Hot" By Hollywood Undead starts to play over the sound system. The fans start to chant and cheer as Krayzie Death can be seen at the top of the smoke filled entrance ramp. He looks around the arena and then begins his way down the ramp. Fans reaching out to grab and touch him Krayzie makes it down to the bottom of the ramp and stops. Looking around the arena Krayzie walks over to the steel steps and gets into the ring as his theme song slowly fades.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Krayzie Death!
The crowd begins to die down when the lights go out. There is a slight pause as the scene goes stagnate in quiet darkness. As the titration begins to flicker a quiet tune begins to play as a purple light begins to slowly form at the entrance way. The quiet tune of a sweet lullaby plays it's soft, gentle tune.
As the screen begins to constantly flicker more, a silhouette of a women appears dragging a little treasure chest behind her. As the purple light begins to lift the light in arena to better visibility is the appearance of Pandora clear as she slowly walks down to the ring. Her right hand down, grasping the handle of a locked chest with four wooden wheels, her left by her breast cuddling a gory stained teddy bear, that was sure to fall apart at any given minute.
As she gets close to the ring she leaves the chest up against the guard rail, placing her stuffed animal on the middle of the chest after a sickly kiss to it's bloody nose. Turning to use the stairs, Pandora seems innocent enough as she softly takes steps and sneaks into a turnbuckle, shyly.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… Accompanied by Aphazel… Pandora!
DING DING DING!
The match starts and Krayzie Death puts on a killer fighter stance. Pandora runs up and hits some hard punches on him. Krayzie Death feels some pain but delivers a huge lariat to Pandora. Pandora hits the mat hard and rolls around in pain. Krayzie Death picks Pandora back up and slams her back onto the mat. Krayzie Death goes for a cover.
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Kick Out!
Chuck Thompson: Maybe, Krayzie Death is back on track.
Steve White: It's all or nothing for Krayzie Death now.
Krayzie Death goes to pick Pandora up again but she kicks him in the head and rolls up to her feet. An angry Krayzie Death goes to clothesline Pandora but she ducks it and comes back with a few quick kicks to Krayzie Death's legs and mid-section. Krayzie Death once again tries for a clothesline but Pandora ducks it and dropkicks Krayzie Death. Krayzie Death falls to the mat and Pandora starts stomping him.
Chuck Thompson: Death in trouble.
Steve White: Krayzie Death is in deep trouble right now, can he pull it together?
Pandora bounces off the middle rope and hits a moonsault. She hooks Krayzie Death's leg and covers.
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KICK OUT!
Krayzie Death powers back up to his feet and boots Pandora in the gut. Krayzie Death whips Pandora into the corner and then slams into her. Pandora rolls out of the ring and tries to recover on the outside. Krayzie Death gets out of the ring and tries to give chase. Krayzie Death runs up and pushes Pandora into the steel steps.
Chuck Thompson: That's gotta hurt.
Steve White: And the ref starts a count!
The ref starts counting. 1...2... Pandora gets to her feet and quickly dropkicks Krayzie Death in the thigh. Pandora slides in the ring and tries to recover, while Krayzie Death is dazed on the outside. 3...4...5... Krayzie Death musters up enough energy to get back in the ring and rest on the apron. Pandora goes up to Krayzie Death but Krayzie Death is ready and grabs her by the hair, slamming her into the mat as she screams and he laughs. Krayzie Death goes for a cover but Pandora boots him in the face with both boots and gets to her feet. Krayzie Death holds his eye as Pandora dropkicks Krayzie Death's leg forcing him to crash into the mat.
Chuck Thompson: Krayzie Death, get back up!
Steve White: Pandora in the lead thus far but Krayzie Death is trying to fight back.
Krayzie Death gets to his feet and boots Pandora in the gut. Pandora is hurt and Krayzie Death goes to clothesline her but she ducks it. Pandora turns around tries to pick up Krayzie Death but Krayzie Death elbows her in the face. Pandora is hurt and Krayzie Death goes on to hit his neck breaker. Pandora is destroyed on the mat as Krayzie Death crawls over and puts his arm over Pandora. Suddenly out of nowhere Pandora gets Death in a small package and rolls him up.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Pandora!
Pandora and Aphazel celebrate to Pandora’s music as we fade out to a commercial break.
We come back from a commercial break to see our lovely Patricia Downs in the middle of the ring. She lifts the microphone to her mouth as we lift up in the camera shot. The crowd is lifting across the entire arena. Chants lifting across the entire arena. "WE WANT BLOOD!" "WE WANT BLOOD!" "WE WANT BLOOD!"
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this match is going to be contested under the following rules. There will be no disqualifications. There will be no count outs. The entire contest will be under a single fall rule! This fall can happen anywhere in the entire building!
Chuck Thompson: Here comes one of the bigger parts of the night Steve. A returning legend in Drake Coleman here tonight. A new member in his first match for the Undead Army. Then there partners in Sujir and Sah'Ta Thor. Don't get me wrong Steve but don't you have to believe Drake and Sah'Ta may be at a disadvantage? Their history certainly doesn't have any love lost between them.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first! He hails from Parts Unknown, he comes in tonight at the height of five feet and nine inches. He also comes in at the weight of one hundred seventy five pounds! He is the man known as Sah'Ta Thor!
The opening riff to "Let it Die" by Ozzy Osbourne echoes through the arenas speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before a golden light focuses on the top of the ramp. Standing there is a regal looking Sah'ta Thor who is wearing a white furred red satin kingly mantle with a matching crown. In his right hand is a royal scepter studded with gems. The light takes on a reddish tinge as four women (Melfina, Briandea, Paige, and Colliette) dressed in varying colored corsets come out from the back and surround him. As the the lyrics start up, the group starts down the ramp as the women dance around him. Once at the ring, Thor hands the crown and scepter to the women before shrugging off the royal robes. Thor is now revealed to be standing in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. He pulls off his shirt, revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents.
Steve White: Sah'Ta Thor comes in tonight with a feud with his own son Sujir Thorn. A family feud that could honestly set the tone for the entire company. Though it could also come down to either of there partners aswell. If you look at it from that prospective.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his tag team partner for the first time in this business in almost a entire year! He hails from Charlotte, North Carolina! He is a EHWF Hall of Famer! He comes in tonight standing at the height of six feet and nine inches. He weighs a total of two hundred ninty eight pounds. He is "The Icon"! He is the man known by the name of Drake Coleman!
Chuck Thompson: You have to wonder just how ring rust this man will have after being out of the business for so long Steve. Do you think it'll play into the match at all?
"Unstable" hits the PPA and fireworks explode across the stage. Drake Coleman's form rises through the smoke. His hand taking off his shades as he looks around. Walking very slowly down to the ring he lifts himself to the apron and he slowly enters the ring. Starring at the ref with a tilted head. He laughs for a moment and turns around before sitting back against the turnbuckle.
Steve White: I can't doubt that Drake Coleman will have ring rust Chuck. Your forgetting however that before his little string with the mental ward he not only defeated huge names in the company. He also is the only person to fight Michael Rissi to a draw. There's a reason his the only name on that list. He can fight with anybody Chuck. I mean anybody.
Patricia Downs: Introducing their opponents! Coming out first. He hails from Estacada, Oregon and comes in tonight as the rookie of the EHWF! He stands at the height of five feet nine inches and weighs a total of one hundred seventy five pounds. He is the man known as Insane Compatibility!
Steve White: Don't get me wrong here Chuck but I know that your point is that Drake Coleman will probably have ring rust. At least Drake is someone who is used to this setting. Used to wrestling in hardcore matches like these.
Walk by Pantera rings through the speaker systems, a slow cocky walk is seen as Insane Compatabilty emerges from the backstage. He stops and looks at his opponent standing in the ring. Pyrotechnics are seen sparking from the ramp as a slow paced walk is made down it. Insane compatibility stops at end of the ramp once again staring his opponent down. Insane dives into the ring circles his opponent and then proceeds to raise his arms in victorious fashion to the crowd on the side of each turnbuckle. He then goes to his chosen side of the ring and awaits the starting bell.
Chuck Thompson: We'll see what the kid has tonight either way Steve. You can't say that the kid doesn't have spunk to sign up with the group everyone wants to get rid of.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his partner..he hails from Barcelona, Spain! He stands at six feet and four inches. He weighs in tonight at two hundred fifty pounds. He is the man known as Sujir Thorn!
A white fog starts to cover the ramp as the opening notes to Bullets by Creed start to play. A series of bright red spot lights turn on illuminating the smoke as Sujir's silhouette is seen at the top of the ramp. The smoke slowly clears as Sujir wearing a red leather trench coat slowly steps down the ramps striding slowly towards the ring nodding to the fans as he does so. Once to the ring he climbs the steel steps and slides into the ring under the ropes and then rises to his knees kneeling to the center of the ring staring at the top of the entrance ramp his arms spread. About halfway through the song he jumps to his feet he rises to his feet and strides confidently to his corner. Once there he pulls off his trench coat tossing it towards the ring announcers before he rises to the top ropes as the lights return to normal and he awaits the start of the match.
Chuck Thompson: Ladies and gentlemen we'll come back after a commercial break as these two teams get ready for a absolute battle in the EHWF arena! Get ready for one hell of a match folks! You could see just about anything tonight!
-EHWF Sudden Death-
-Michael Rissi Streak-
-EHWF Title Belt Replica-
-Bud Light-
DING DING DING!
Thor and Coleman get on opposite ends of one another and so do Insane Compatibility and Sujir Thorn. Thorn and Thor walk toward each other before being jumped on! Insane Compatibility is landing hard shots in the corner on Thor. Thor pushes him back and lifts a boot into his jaw! Coleman lands a good knee on Thorn causing him to stumble back onto his knees.Coleman throws him into the opposite corner straight into his own partner Thor! Thorn and Thor fly over the top from the force and onto the apron! Thor and Thorn are landing huge shots on one another as Insane Compatibility lifts himself up. Drake grabs him by his hair and thrusts him into the turnbuckle!
Steve White: WHOA! Drake Coleman quickly making it obvious he isn't here for Thors benefit Chuck! Do you think that might have started them off at the wrong spot? Because if you look at it right now I don't see much objection by either man toward the other. Then again it might just be because Thor and Thorn are simply focused on each other.
Drake Coleman throws Insane into the ropes and catches him coming back in with a very nice side slam! Drake lifts himself up and jumps into the air! Insane rolls out of the leg drops way. Drake yells out grabbing his leg and Insane slowly lifts himself up. Catching Drake on his way up with a very nice clothesline. Getting on top of Drake he begins to land nice shots across Drake's head. Drake covers up and Insane is pulled off by the ref. Drake lifts himself up as Insane literally jumps back onto him. We see Thorn thrusts Thor into the steps on the outside! Grabbing Drake's feet as Insane runs into the ropes! Drake lifts Insane over his head and crashing to the floor onto Thorn!
Chuck Thompson: A great play for Drake Coleman there! That could very easily bring this match to a close very quickly! That landing could have injured both Insane and Thorn in one fluent maneuver! It wouldn't surprise me if they can't get out of this one Steve! That could be the start of a very bad match here for these two!
Drake rolls out of the ring into a unexpected surprise. His head being cracked with a trash can! Insane Compatibility begins to lift himself up and so does Drake Coleman. Drake catches him coming off the apron and throws him back first into the ring post! Drake turns and he is able to duck under Thorn who instead clotheslines Thor! Drake turns into him and gets caught as well with a nice shot across his jaw! Drake is then thrown head first into the railing! Insane is pulling out a steel chair from under the apron. Drake lifts himself up into a chair shot upside his forehead!
Steve White: Whoa! What a shot there by the new member of the Undead Army! Drake Coleman just had his head knocked off if you ask me Chuck! Thor could be in a lot of trouble as well!
Insane Compatibility climbs onto the apron and lifts himself onto the top rope. Thor and Thorn are seen flying with over the railing! Thor and Thorn are back to trading shots as we see Thor is getting the upper hand! Literally throwing Thorn into the wall as part of the crowd above is cheering loudly. Insane comes off the top rope with the chair and it is kicked back into his head by Drake Coleman!
Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT! His unconscious Steve! I've never seen a man get dropped like that!
Drake Coleman lifts Insane by his hair and thrusts him into the ring. Drake pulls the chair into the ring with him as Insane is getting up. Lifting the chair up he cracks the poor fellow across the back. AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! Insane yells out in pain and then Drake lifts the chair and pounds on him with shot after shot after shot! Insane stops moving completely as Drake continues to land these shots. Drake is suddenly pulled away by the ref and he drops the chair. Drake looks around for Thor and Thorn. Shaking his head he doesn't seem to know where the two have gone. He rolls out of the ring and grabs a microphone. Drake Coleman sees Insane try to lift himself up and nails him upside the head with it causing a loud "thud" noise to fill the entire arena. Drake throws the microphone out of the ring and sits down pulling Insane's head into his lap. Patting the boy on his chest.
Steve White: By the look on Drake's face I really don't like this at all Chuck! Insane is completely defenseless! Theres a reason this guy went to the ward last year remember? He didn't simply leave people in a loss Chuck. He left them completely demolished in a case like this one!
Drake Coleman looks around and motions for a microphone. As he does so he pulls the nearly unconscious Insane to were his head was placed evenly on his chest. As he was given this microphone he lifted it and nailed him upside the head. AGAIN! Blood begins to drip down the poor fellows noggin as Drake begins laughing. Letting Insane go and throwing the second microphone out to join the first. He is lifting himself off the mat when a fan rolls into the ring. The ref holds this fan back who has shades and a hat on.
Steve White: Wait a damn minute. Where is Thorn and Thor Chuck? Lets turn it while the ref takes care of this retarded fan! This isn't something any fan at home wants to watch!
Thor and Thorn are battling back down the steps. Thor begins to land shots on his sons head as they are a long way up. Thorn begins to rock back and forth and suddenly the son out foxes his father! Catching Thor with a blow to his nuts! Thorn throws his father downward! The fans begin flipping out as Thorn begins to go down after him! We cut back down to see Thor who is at the very bottom of the steps trying to use the railing for support. Thorn grabs his father by the hair and throws him over the rails! Climbing over them he is caught by a fan who throws him forward into the steps!
Chuck Thompson: What the fucking hell was that? Did you just see that Steve? HE JUST LAID OUT SUJIR THORN! A FAN JUST LAID OUT SUJIR THORN!
Drake sees this and turns to see the interrupter in this fan from before jump over the railing and he scratches the back of his head. Insane begins to lift himself up again and Drake simply lifts the chair back up. Cracking him upside the head with the chair! Drake throws the chair back out and we can see Thor is starring at Thorn in disbelief trying to understand what has gone on here.
Chuck Thompson: THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! Who would come into the ring and then leave after attacking only one member of the match? What the fuck Steve?
Drake Coleman lifts up the beaten Insane Compatibility. He is about to lift him up onto his shoulders when Thor walks in and pushes him! Drake drops Insane and he pushes Thor back. The twos little dislike for one another being apparent at this point. Thor is pointing outside at his son and then pointing at Drake as if he seems to think the interference was on Drake's behalf. Drake lifts his hands and he shakes his head no. Flying from the top rope comes Thorn! Taking both men down with a flying clothesline! Drake rolls to the outside as Thorn stalks his father Thor. The Equalizer connects!
Steve White: A momentary argument between those two could very easily end up being the end of this contest Chuck! If they lose this way it would almost be a slap to the faces of these fans!
Thorn rolls to the outside instead of covering Thor. Fans begin to cheer as they see him pulling out..A TABLE?? Drake Coleman is getting up on the other side of the ring. Getting jumped on by two fans. The same two as before! Drake is getting nailed by these two men with kicks to his torso and head. The two men pull Drake by his hair and back into the ring. One of them is pulling him up and he happens to nail them with a knee! As there head lifts back up we see it is none other then 2 Dope! The other of these two attackers comes toward Drake and Drake throws 2 Dope into him! It's Rockin Lunatic! Drake begins to lift up 2 Dope and gets nailed across his back with a steel chair by Insane! Rockin Lunatic lands a Lunatic Twist! Drake stumbles to his feet even after this and gets nailed by 2 Dope with a Dope Slam! "Glory" by Hollywood Undead hits the PPA and Chance Davis's form comes out of the back. As he runs down the ramp he see both members of the Undead Army jump over the railing!
Chuck Thompson: Evidence that the Undead Army is here for a battle after all Steve. Drake was attacked by three members in total. I just hope this isn't what they wanted by testing this kid!
Thorn gets back in the ring were Thor kicks the rope back into his crotch! Thorn stumbles back into the ring and Thor lifts him up. Suplex! Thor slowly gets back up and Thorn begins to get up as well. He is lifted up into a Parasite Eve! Thor hooks the leg and the ref gets down!
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Steve White: Thor might want to be careful here Chuck! His partner was jumped and Insane's still there even if his been beat to hell and back by Coleman. Drake hasn't moved since the interference!
Thor begins to lift his son up who lifts him over his shoulders. Thor catches himself on the apron! Thorn nails him with a boot! Thor almost falls but he hangs on as he looks back at the table. Thorn cames flying at him again but Thor ducks this time! Thor pulls him over the top rope and the two are both on the apron. Insane is lifting himself up off the mat. Seeing the opportunity in Drake Coleman he lifts himself onto the top rope. Drake begin's lifting himself up off the mat and Insane lands a flying dropkick. This sends Drake backward into both Thor and his son Thorn! BOTH FALL STRAIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!
Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT STEVE! This match could be over right here and now! Someone get the paramedics for these two! THEY NEED FUCKING DOCTORS!
Drake Coleman begins to lift himself back up using the ropes. His hands going down near the bottom of the apron were we see him pull something into his tights. He is nailed across his back by Insane with the same chair that Drake bent over on Insane earlier in the match. Insane pulls Drake in and lands a Nightmare! Insane slowly climbs onto the top rope and dives off for a Shooting Star Press! Insane hooks both legs as the fans suddenly are quiet!
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NOOOO! Drake Coleman's shoulder comes up and Insane's hands go into his hair with his eyes wide. Insane begins to lift himself up and he curses out so loudly that the ref looks at him like his the crazy one. Insane slowly grabs the chair as he watches Drake begin to lift himself up. Not noticing Drake pulls out something from under his tights.
Chuck Thompson: HOW THE HELL DID DRAKE KICK OUT!? How in god's green earth did Drake just kick out of that!? Drake Coleman has just been fucked up ass by the Undead Army but he somehow kicks out of Insane's two best moves!?
Insane lifts the chair as Drake is all the way to his feet. Insane is nailed right across the head by Drake's hidden weapon. IT'S A GOD DAMN LIGHT BULB! IT'S A LIGHT BULB! Insane's form collapses onto the mat onto his back. Drake falls back first into the corner. His right hand running through his hair as he begins laughing hysterically!
Steve White: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Drake may have just killed Insane Compatibility right here in front of all these fans here in the EHWF Arena Chuck! I've never seen someone use a god damn light bulb like that in EHWF! This isn't a fucking Death match for Christ sake!
Drake Coleman walks toward Insane and lifts him up by his hair. Lifting him up he drops him on his neck with the Icon Bomb! Drake slowly drops into a pin position!
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"Unstable" hits the PA as Drake runs his hands through his hair again starring to the outside at the laid out Thor and Thorn. He laughs and he rolls out of the ring. He begins his way up the ramp with his hands on his side.
Patricia Downs: HERE IS YOUR WINNERS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Drake Coleman and Sah'Ta Thor!!
Steve White: What a match Chuck! With very little commercial breaks! I'm also shocked that the Undead Army's harsh attempt to secure victory here tonight has been flipped on its head!
Drake Coleman disappears into the backstage area as we cut to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as smoke slowly radiates out into the arena, covering the arena in smoke, leaving few things in sight. A scratching noise from a video emits into the arena; the sound scratches at the ears of the audience as a video shapes out onto the titantron. A black screen fills the titantron, leaving absolutely nothing to be seen. A graveyard emits into the audience's view and takes over the titantron. The outline of a man slowly walks towards a gravestone, with a flower in one hand. He stops at a gravestone and stands above it for a slight moment. He lowers down on one knee and begins to silently pray, gently lowering his head.
He slowly picks his head up and places the flower in front of the grave. He takes in a long sigh, before rising slowly to his feet. He walks away from the grave, and slowly out of the camera's view. The camera adjusts itself to the gravestone. The engraving in it looked recent and it read:
THE END OF EHWF: 1/27/13
The camera fades to black, putting the titantron back to normal. The smoke disperses from the arena, leaving a faint mist in the air, but everything around the arena is still completely visible. The camera's cut off, leaving to a commercial break.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Welcome to EHWF Friday Night Mayhem! I'm Steve White and always i'm joined by Chuck Thompson. Chuck, it's no surprise that i am basically the Batman of the EHWF commentating team and you are the Robin. But don't worry, i couldn't ask for a better sidekick!
Chuck Thompson: Fuck you, Steve! Fuck you!
Steve White: No need to get worked up there sidekick. Anyway, we have a great show put together for you fans tonight and you won't want to blink because you might miss something big! Our main event will be the Mayhem World Champion, Black Man, facing off against Sheamus Moses! Sheamus had an undefeated streak going until he met Black Man in a triple threat match over a month ago. Since then, he hasn't won a match. Can Sheamus Moses pull out of this funk and upset the Mayhem World Champion tonight?
Chuck Thompson: Faggot. But to answer your question, no, he can't. Don't get me wrong, Sheamus is a great competitor and a great wrestler, but Black Man isn't undefeated for nothing. He is one of the best, if not the best, in EHWF today. And for our co-main event we have a feud boiling over. Michael Rissi versus Rockin' Lunatic. These two have been at it all during the week and tonight they will square off inside of the ring.
Steve White: Don't get your panties in a bunch, Chuck! We also have other great superstars in action tonight like The Arbiter, Sah'ta Thor, Sujir Thorn, Frank Finelli, 2 Dope, and the return of EHWF legend Drake Coleman! I can't wait! So let's get this show on the road!
Chuck Thompson: Faggot.
The scene then pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand, ready to call a night full of action.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a 5 man over the top rope battle royal!
Spike comes out in a leather jacket and sunglasses, kisses the index finger on his right hand and looks up while pointing it to the heavens.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... Spike Logan!
The arena goes dark. The word Nightmare flashes across the screen as "Fatal" by The RZA begins to play. Red lights begin to flash and as the music starts to get heavier you see a very large figure begin to emerge from underneath the stage. The arena is now filled with blood red light as Gabriel stands at the top of the stage. He raises his right arm several bolts of lighting strike the stage behind him.
He slowly begins his ascent from the stage to the ring making sure to take his time entering the ring as he stares his opponent down. He climbs up on the apron and then over the ropes never breaking eye contact with his opponent. He lets out a menacing and bellow roar as he raises his fist in the air bolts of lighting hitting each ring post.
Patricia Downs: And... Gabriel Creed!
The lights go out as red, blue and white strobes fill the arena. The opening guitar riffs to "Enter Sandman" by Metallica begin to play as a large billow of smog covers the entrance. A shadow appears behind the smog before the young Alex Cross appears on the other side of it. His gazed is fixed firmly on the ring but he allows himself to look out into the crowd and snear in their direction.
He heads down the ramp as fans reach out to touch him but he jerks away as they come to close to him As he reaches the base of the ring he slides in underneath the bottom rope and walks to the center of the ring where a single spot light hits him as the rest of the arena appears black as night. Fireworks shoot up into the air from the stage as the lights finally come back on.
Patricia Downs: And... Alex Cross!
The guitar solo from Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down begins to play over the pa system. As the group begins to sing Justice Orton walks out onto the top of the ramp looking around at the fans pointing her finger to a few of them at a time before running down the ramp towards the ring. Once at the ring she begins to slide under the bottom rope and goes to each corner standing up on the turnbuckle to pose for the fans to take pictures. Justice then hops down off the last turnbuckle turning to face the ramp and awaits her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And... Justice Orton!
The lights turn bloody red as the whole arena turns black. Where's God hits the speakers as Raven Trueblood walks out. He has a cold look on his face. He puts his arms out to the side and pyros go off. He then walks down to the ring and rolls into it as he then leans against the lower turnbuckle and waits for his challenger.
Patricia Downs: And Finally… The North American Champion… Raven Trueblood!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Raven Trueblood vs. Justice Orton vs. Spike Logan vs. Gabriel Creed vs. Alex Cross
The five competitors take a moment to stare each other down. With an almost instantaneous decision Raven Trueblood finds himself the target as the rest of the combatants go after him. Raven is quickly pushed back into a corner by Orton and Logan while Creed and Cross start to duke it out. Creed and Cross quickly get to the center of the ring while the other three brawl in the corner of the ring. Raven manages to figure his way out of corner and manages to send Justice over the top rope with a thud.
Patricia Downs: Justice Orton has been eliminated!
Steve White: Raven getting an early elimination here after fighting off all four of his opponents.
Chuck Thompson: Yeah it was clear that our North American Champion isn't well liked.
Steve White: True that but he has manage to survive.
Logan sees the Orton go over the ring ropes and tries to unbalance Raven. Logan moves forward and tries to lifts Raven up and over the top rope. Trueblood counters the attempt but is helped out by Creed as he Irish whips Cross into the Logan. Creed follow the move up with a body slam while Trueblood rolls under the bottom rope to get a better position. The three men left in the ring begin to brawl each trying to get the upper hand. Meanwhile, Raven climbs up to the ring apron and grabs Logan from behind dragging him over the top rope eliminating from the match.
Patricia Downs: Spike Logan has been eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: Hate to say this but I Raven is on a roll tonight.
Steve White: Well the easy opponents are now gone but what can he do against the two left in the ring?
Creed and Cross had gone back to brawling with each other as Logan hits the floor. Trueblood circles the ring apron and slides back into the ring. As soon as Raven get in the ring to attack his two opponents there is a commotion occurs in the stands. From all over the arena come a dozen masked turban wearing men. The men charge the ring and quickly attack the three EHWF wrestlers. The trio end up having to work together to beat back the attack leaving the attackers beaten outside the ring.
Chuck Thompson: What the hell was that Steve?
Steve White: I have no idea but we are in Tel Aviv so this could have been a terrorist attempt to disrupt the show."
Chuck Thompson: That explains it but it looks like this guys weren't rather effective.
Before Cross can get his breath Creed tosses him into the ring rope and goes to get a start on a running clothesline. Raven trips Creed causing him to fall to the mat with a crash. Trueblood runs across the ring and send Cross over the ring ropes before turning to face Creed.
Patricia Downs: Alex Cross has been eliminated!
Raven climbs to the top ropes as Creed gets to his feet. Creed runs to face Raven and is met by a flying crossbody both men fall to the mat. Raven goes for a chokehold which the referee breaks up as Creed gets his foot on the rope. Trueblood stands up and pulls Creed to his feet before putting him on the ring ropes. Creed starts to struggle as Raven chops him across the chest in a brutal series of hits. Finally, Raven has enough and lifts Creed up and over the ropes. Creed lands on the ring apron but is knocked back as Raven baseball slides in to his legs.
Patricia Downs: Gabriel Creed has been eliminated! The winner of this match the North American Champion, Ravvvvennnnn Trueeeeeebloooooddddddddd!
Raven Trueblood climbs back up to his feet as his theme song begins playing over the PA system. He gets the North American Championship handed to him and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee as he shows off and the scene fades to a commercial break.
We come back from the commercial break to see Patricia Downs in the middle of the ring. She has a microphone in her hands as the camera circles around the arena! Fans are cheering as she begins to speak!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen. The following contest will be scheduled for one fall. It is for the number one contender ship for Raven Trueblood's North American Championship!
Steve White: Well Chuck here comes one of the bigger matches of the night. Most people can claim that these two men are starting a war here tonight but I have to call this a flare. The title there fighting to get a shot at won't mean much considering who all wants to fight for it. Then again maybe I could be wrong and they'll add some spark. You never know!
Patricia Downs: Here is the first competitor! He comes in tonight standing at the height of five feet and three inches. He weighs in tonight at two hundred and three pounds! He is the man many people call the greatest man alive! He is..CHANCE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVIS!
"Glory" By Hollywood Undead starts to play over the p.a system of the EHWF. The fans are all standing on there feet. Out to the top of the stage stands the greatest man alive stands on the stage. Chance Davis walks down the ramp slapping the fans hands and letting the fans slap him on the back. He walks up the step[s and then gets onto the apron. He jumps over the ropes and stands in the ring ready for a fight.
Chuck Thomspon: Coming in here tonight with a lot to prove! Chance Davis has the opportunity to show he is either the hero or the goat. If he leaves this arena tonight as a winner he may just end up going places here in EHWF!
The Lights go out making it pitch black in the arena. A gong is heard echoing through the arena. It rings TWO times. Then thunder and lightning is heard. As it continues, 12 druids walk out down the ramp carrying torches. They line up on each side of the ring 6 per side. The storm sounds then go quiet and Been to Hell blares through the PA flooding the arena in a black light.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his opponent! He comes in tonight hailing from Los Angeles, California! He comes in weighing at two hundred thirty five pounds and at a height of six feet and four inches. He is the leader of the Undead Army. He is 2 Dope!!!
Once the lyrics of the music begin to Play 2D emerges in a slow walking pace from behind the curtain and stops on the stage. He looks up and around the crowd the cigarette style burn holes around the eye sockets of his mask glowing with a fierce intensity. 2 Dope raises his arms and a fog begins to fill the arena. 2 Dope then begins to walk down the ramp under the torches of the Druids. Once he reaches the ring he climbs the stairs and enters the ring through the top and middle rope and stands center of the ring. 2 Dope then raises his right arm and lightning strikes the ring causing fireworks to shoot out of each turnbuckle causing the lights to come on. The Druids return up the ramp as 2 Dope's music fades and 2 Dope awaits his opponents.
Steve White: This is gonna be a heated fight indeed Chuck! Let's just hope that everyone keeps their word!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Chance Davis vs. 2 Dope
Chance Davis and 2 Dope come into the center of the ring and they quickly shake hands before they both jump back a good distance. Chance and 2 Dope both came flying at one another. Punches going back and forth. 2 Dope hurls Chance into the ring ropes. Chance kicks him across the head when he bends down and connects with a nice drop kick! Chance gets on top of 2 Dope with elbows to the face. 2 Dope is thrown into the ropes but Chance is caught with the boot to the jaw this time! 2 Dope clotheslines him to the mat and the fans let out a cheer as Chance lifts himself back up and they both go for a punches to the jaw. Chance begins to lose this confrontation. 2 Dope throws him into the corner as hard as he can! Chance falls on his stomach grabbing at his back in pain.
Chuck Thompson: What a interesting start to the match for these two wrestlers. I really thought that it would go a lot more to the supposed legend 2 Dope's advantage. Then again he was supposedly the man who ended the ECWF as well when we all know this company is why ECWF no longer exists.
Chance Davis begins to lift himself up. 2 Dope grabs him and repeats by throwing him back first into the corner with as much force as possible. Chance falls back on his stomach. 2 Dope lifts himself up using the ropes and drops on Chance's back. AGAIN! Chance yells out in pain and rolls onto his back. 2 Dope begins stomping on his chest to the alot of dislike of the ref who tries to pull him off. 2 Dope doesn't do so until Chance rolls out of the ring. 2 Dope rolls after him. Chance turns as 2 Dope charges him and drop toes him straight into the steps! Chance runs his hands through his hair as 2 Dope is lifting himself up. Drop kicking 2 Dope back into the steps for the second time!
Steve White: That could very well turn that slow pace offense against Chance Davis around on 2 Dope right now. It would be a shame for 2 Dope to suffer a concussion against someone like Chance wouldn't it Chuck? Don't get me wrong Chance is great and all but his not the best we have to say the least.
2 Dope begins to lift himself up and Chance is chasing after him as he rolls back in the ring. 2 Dope catches Chance coming in with a drop kick to his head! Chance falls back to the outside and 2 Dope gets on the top rope. Chance is lifting himself up and 2 Dope dives backward with a moon sault! Chance slides into the ring and 2 Dope is able to catch himself landing back first into the railing. He looks up to see a forearm flying into his face as Chance dives between the ropes. 2 Dope collapses to the side and Chance uses the railing for support. 2 Dope begins lifting himself up and Chance comes flying at him with a forearm. Throwing 2 Dope into the ring.
Chuck Thompson: Chance just seems to be ahead of 2 Dope at every turn right now! 2 Dope needs to be more careful then he has been so far or he will lose this match! 2 Dope could very easily push Chance off his edge at any moment as well but he can't pull it off in less he gets back in the game!
2 Dope lifts himself up as Chance comes off with a flying drop kick! 2 Dope is on his back as Chance lifts himself onto the top rope. Chance dives off for a elbow drop but 2 Dope rolls out of the way! Chance lands horribly on his back and he lets out a yell of pain! He begins to lift himself up and he gets lifted up and dropped on his back! Chance holds onto his back and rolls onto his stomach. 2 Dope jumps up and drops a knee on Chance's back. Again. Again! Chance rolls onto his back and 2 Dope motions for a top rope maneuer. Chance begins to lift himself up and 2 Dope comes down on him with Whisper in the Wind! Chance is laid out on his back as 2 Dope rolls in for the cover!
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Steve White: The match slowly turning back toward 2 Dopes favor after all Chuck. It's a shocker that Chance has so little to work with here when it comes down to the weaknesses of 2 Dope. Chance has a back injury after so much back work here by 2 Dope. 2 Dope may have a little headache. This is quickly turning all the way into 2 Dope's favor Chuck!
2 Dope runs his head across his jaw as he watches Chance slowly lift himself up. 2 Dope walks toward Chance who flips backward and his legs wrap around 2 Dopes head. He flips back and sends 2 Dope into the ring post! Chance uses this opportunity to slowly climb to the top rope and as 2 Dope is lifting himself up he connects with a drop kick to the back of the head sending him into the turnbuckle head first! Chance rolls in pain as he landed on his bad back. 2 Dope is motionless in the corner. Chance begins to lift himself up as he motions for a finish!
Chuck Thompson: Quickly turning it back in his own favor Steve! This could very easily be the end of 2 Dope if he doesn't recover here in a second! Chance connected with two very solid blows back to back and it could easily be the end of the contest! These two have never been none for amazing resiliency either Steve. I think the first to actually connect with a huge maneuver in there move set could take away the win with ease!
Chance Davis catches 2 Dope as he slowly pushes off the turnbuckle and lifts him into the air. 2 Dope rakes his eyes and Chance stumbles onto his knees! 2 Dope goes for a running knee to the head but Chance rolls him up! 2 Dope quickly rolls out of it before the ref even gets down. 2 Dope catches Chance coming in with a head kick! 2 Dope looks around and motions for the end now as well! Chance is lifting himself up! 2 Dope grabs him by the throat! Chance counters with a rake to the eyes of his own! Chance lands a Enzuguri! Chance rolls onto the apron as he looks around to make sure there is nobody coming from any direction to cost him. He lifts himself onto the top rope!
Steve White: This could be the end Chuck! His going for the Last Chance and there's no doubt that it could finish this match! 2 Dope's only hope is to roll out of the way Chuck! I'd bet my money that if he connects there is no way he'd kick out of it!
Chance flies for The Last Chance! 2 Dope is able to roll out of the way! Chance bounces off the mat. Grabbing at his ribs. 2 Dope slowly lifts himself up and Chance does the same. 2 Dope connects with a trouble in paradise maneuver! Chance goes through the ropes and to the floor! 2 Dope curses and he lays on his back grabbing his own hair. He looks at the top rope and slowly lifts himself up onto it. Chance lifts himself up as 2 Dope dives off with a Shooting Star Press! Chance connects with a drop kick in mid air! Chance and 2 Dope are both on the floor as the fans are going nuts!
Chuck Thompson: OH MY GOD! Chance may have just broken every rib in 2 Dope's body Steve! This match may as well be over! There is no way he can even be partially in conscious after such a blow!
2 Dope is absolutely motion less as Chance slides into the ring. Chance lays against the corner. 2 Dope begins to move and Chance is yelling at the ref to count but he will not do so! As 2 Dope rolls into the ring. Chance pulls him in and nails inverted suplex slam! Chance points to the ropes again. He lifts himself half way onto the ropes and 2 Dope is right on top of him! Chance grabs him by his arm and falls backward. The arm drag sends Chance across the ring. Both men are laid out in the ring as the ref is checking on both of there conditions!
Steve White: A amazing play by 2 Dope just then! That may have been a match changer Chuck! You have to admit that was absolute stunning! Chance may as well be the one who got caught with that drop kick earlier. This match is a complete toss up! One of these two men is gonna walk away here tonight a North American Championship contender!
Chance Davis is slowly lifting himself up as is 2 Dope. Chance runs at 2 Dope who lifts him up and he catches himself on the turn buckle! Chance is caught with a very nice kick to the head by 2 Dope. 2 Dope lifts himself to the top rope. Chance begins landing shots to his ribs. 2 Dope is landing shots to Chance's head. This goes back and forth for several seconds until 2 Dope finally stumbles. Chance headbutt straight to 2 Dope's nuts as the ref is unable to see it! 2 Dope slips. 2 Dope lands harsh on the ropes and Chance begins to lift himself up as well. Chance lifts up 2 Dope into the air!
Chuck Thompson: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! DON'T DO IT CHANCE! THIS COULD END A MAN'S CAREER! DON'T YOU DARE DO IT CHANCE! 2 DOPE'S A PRICK BUT HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS!!
Chance Davis dives off the top rope with a brain buster into the ring mat! Chance Davis rolls around in pain grabbing at his back as 2 Dope is literally shaking as he landed on his head! Chance Davis rolls into the cover and hooks both legs!
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NOOOOO! 2 Dope gets the shoulder up to the disbelief of the fans in the entire arena!
Steve White: WHAT!? WHAT!? 2 Dope just kicked out of a brain buster off the top rope Chuck! I've never seen that happen but his gotta be unconscious! He can't even know that he just kicked out of such a move!
Chance Davis motions for the end and climbs onto the top rope as 2 Dope begins to move his eyes widen. He laughs and he motions for the end anyway. Chance dives off the top rope and he misses 2 Dope and rolls through the dive. 2 Dope catches him coming back in by the throat. Chance reverses. Roll up! NO! 2 Dope knees him across his head! 2 Dope goes between the ropes as Chance rolls onto the apron. Lifting Chance up. Chance DDTs 2 Dope on the apron! Chance rolls on the outside of the ring grabbing his back while 2 Dope is motionless between the lowest ring ropes and the apron!
Chuck Thompson: I don't understand how 2 Dope is still in this match Steve! Someone needs to call a doctor for 2 Dope! I'm sure this guy has a concussion!
2 Dope is motion less as Chance begins to lift himself onto the top rope again. Chance looks toward the motion less form and he motions for the end. He dives off for the last chance! He gets a face full of knees! Chance rolls around in pain! 2 Dope slowly lifts himself up. 2 Dope catches Chance by his throat. NO! Brain buster! NO! Chance kicks 2 Dope back ward. Chance jumps onto the apron and jumps onto the top rope for a flying forearm! 2 Dope catches him across the head with a trouble in paradise! 2 Dope stumbles onto one foot holding his injured foot. Chance begins to lift himself up. His eyes in the back of his head. He stumbles into 2 Dope who lifts him up. He stumbles as he hits the Dope Slam! 2 Dope hooks the legs!
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NO! Chance kicks out!
Steve White: Chuck Davis should of been down for the count there! Chance showing some unknown heart here tonight to say the least!
2 Dope is holding himself up using the corner. Chuck is using the ropes to pick himself up. He turns back into 2 Dope who lifts him up..Dope Slam for the second time! 2 Dope drops in for the cover hooking only one leg!
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NO! Chance barley gets the shoulder up!
Chuck Thompson: I could have swore that 2 Dope had the win just then. Chance didn't show any sign of being able to fight back just now. That is some heart right there Steve!
2 Dope doesn't waste any time this go around. He lifts himself onto the top rope. Chance lifts himself onto his feet. Pushing the ref into the ropes! 2 Dope collapses on the turn buckle! He yells out in pain! Chance lifts himself onto the turnbuckle. 2 Dope grabs him by the throat! Chance hits his arm away and he hooks 2 Dope's arm. Lifting him in the air! 2 Dope lands behind Chance only to be elbowed across the jaw! 2 Dope lands on his back with a thud! Chance lands the last chance! Rolling onto his back while hooking one of the legs
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Steve White:CHANCE WON IT! CHANCE HAS WON IT CHUCK!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner, by pinfall, CHANCE DAVIS!
"Glory" hits the PA as Chance's hand is lifted in victory. Chance lifts himself onto the top rope and lifts his hands in victory. He points down at 2 Dope. He is grinning from ear to ear. We go to break as 2 Dope is slowly lifting himself up in the corner.
We come back from the commercial break as Patricia Downs gets in the ring.
Patricia Downs: This following triple threat match is for one fall!
Kyle The Hitch’s music starts and he runs out to the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Kyle The Hitch!
"Cocky" by Kid Rock blasts over the PA system as the arena fills with boos. After a few moments of nothing but boos, the man Rock N' Roll God himself walks out from behind the curtains, which makes the fans boo even louder. He looks around and then smirks before making his way down to the ring, ignoring all of the fans on his way. He reaches the ringside area and slides into the ring before taunting the fans.
Patricia Downs: And… Rock N Roll God!
As "Bad To The Bone" begins to play over the PA system, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echos with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment and then steps through the ropes and enters the ring. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And Finally… Frank Finelli!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Kyle the Hitch vs. Rock N' Roll God vs. Frank Finelli
The bell rings and the match starts. For a few moments there are fists flying and kicks thrown, but finally someone connects with a punch to the face of Finelli. He falls backwards and stumbles through the ring ropes to the outside of the ring, leaving RNRG and Kyle The Hitch in the ring fighting each other.
Steve White: RNRG has been dismal in EHWF and KTH is a new comer.
Chuck Thompson: Finelli is pissed and wants to get back to his winning ways.
Kyle The Hitch finally gets the upper hand, hitting a hard knee to the gut of RNRG. He throws RNRG against the turnbuckle and runs at him, spinning and smashing his elbow straight into the face of RNRG. RNRG holds his face and leans against the ropes. Kyle The Hitch doesn't stop the assault though as he starts to punch RNRG repeatedly in the ribs. RNRG tries to defend himself, but fails as he falls through the ring ropes to the outside of the ring. Now RNRG and Finelli are both outside of the ring. Finelli gets to his feet and sneaks over to the side of the ring that Kyle The Hitch isn't looking at and slides in. He runs up behind Kyle The Hitch and hits him in the back of the head with a forearm. Kyle The Hitch falls down to one knee, leaning against the ring ropes as Finelli repeatedly punches him in the top of the head. Kyle The Hitch falls down onto the ring mat and Finelli then starts stomping him in the ribs and stomach repeatedly. Finelli then picks up Kyle The Hitch and throws him against the ring ropes.
Steve White: Finelli, kicking ass like a pissed bull in Israel!
Chuck Thompson :I think he can start his comeback tour here tonight.
Kyle The Hitch picks up Finelli and throws him against the ring ropes, expecting him to bounce off of them and comes back at him, but RNRG grabs Finelli' leg and Finelli falls flat on his face. RNRG then pulls Finelli out of the ring and they start punching each other in the face outside of the ring. Kyle The Hitch looks behind him and then looks back at the two men battling outside of the ring. He runs against the ring ropes behind him and then jumps over the ropes, Finelli moves and Hitch lands on RNRG.
Steve White: Holy shit! What a high risk move by Kyle The Hitch!
Chuck Thompson: Nice one.
We see Kyle The Hitch fighting off both RNRG and Finelli at ringside. Finelli gets on the ring apron and runs down it, attempting to hit Kyle The Hitch with a clotheline on his way down, but Kyle The Hitch ducks out of the way and Finelli hits RNRG instead. Both men fall backwards into the steel ring steps, with RNRG getting the worst of it. He lays on the ground face down kicking the floor holding his back in pain.
Steve White: RNRG might be out of it right now!
Chuck Thompson: Look at all that blood!
Kyle The Hitch picks up Finelli and takes him over to the ring post and smacks his head off of it. As Finelli lies on the floor holding his head in pain, Kyle The Hitch walks back over to RNRG and picks him up just to throw him back down with a scoop slam on the floor. RNRG's back gets hurt even worse as he starts rolling on the ground holding his back moaning in pain. Kyle The Hitch looks at Finelli and then at RNRG. Hitch rolls in the ring with Finelli and picks him up, ready to hit his finisher. Frank however, elbows Hitch in the face and hits him with the Finelli Fatality! Frank covers
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DING DING DING!
Steve White: By Gawd Frank Finelli did it!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Frank Finelli!
Frank Finelli climbs back up to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. The scene fades out to a commercial break as he is exiting the ring.
We come back from commercial as Patricia Downs gets in the ring.
Patricia Downs: This following match is for one fall!
Smoke starts to fill the EHWF entrance ramp as "Coming In Hot" By Hollywood Undead starts to play over the sound system. The fans start to chant and cheer as Krayzie Death can be seen at the top of the smoke filled entrance ramp. He looks around the arena and then begins his way down the ramp. Fans reaching out to grab and touch him Krayzie makes it down to the bottom of the ramp and stops. Looking around the arena Krayzie walks over to the steel steps and gets into the ring as his theme song slowly fades.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Krayzie Death!
The crowd begins to die down when the lights go out. There is a slight pause as the scene goes stagnate in quiet darkness. As the titration begins to flicker a quiet tune begins to play as a purple light begins to slowly form at the entrance way. The quiet tune of a sweet lullaby plays it's soft, gentle tune.
As the screen begins to constantly flicker more, a silhouette of a women appears dragging a little treasure chest behind her. As the purple light begins to lift the light in arena to better visibility is the appearance of Pandora clear as she slowly walks down to the ring. Her right hand down, grasping the handle of a locked chest with four wooden wheels, her left by her breast cuddling a gory stained teddy bear, that was sure to fall apart at any given minute.
As she gets close to the ring she leaves the chest up against the guard rail, placing her stuffed animal on the middle of the chest after a sickly kiss to it's bloody nose. Turning to use the stairs, Pandora seems innocent enough as she softly takes steps and sneaks into a turnbuckle, shyly.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… Accompanied by Aphazel… Pandora!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Krayzie Death vs. Pandora
The match starts and Krayzie Death puts on a killer fighter stance. Pandora runs up and hits some hard punches on him. Krayzie Death feels some pain but delivers a huge lariat to Pandora. Pandora hits the mat hard and rolls around in pain. Krayzie Death picks Pandora back up and slams her back onto the mat. Krayzie Death goes for a cover.
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Kick Out!
Chuck Thompson: Maybe, Krayzie Death is back on track.
Steve White: It's all or nothing for Krayzie Death now.
Krayzie Death goes to pick Pandora up again but she kicks him in the head and rolls up to her feet. An angry Krayzie Death goes to clothesline Pandora but she ducks it and comes back with a few quick kicks to Krayzie Death's legs and mid-section. Krayzie Death once again tries for a clothesline but Pandora ducks it and dropkicks Krayzie Death. Krayzie Death falls to the mat and Pandora starts stomping him.
Chuck Thompson: Death in trouble.
Steve White: Krayzie Death is in deep trouble right now, can he pull it together?
Pandora bounces off the middle rope and hits a moonsault. She hooks Krayzie Death's leg and covers.
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Krayzie Death powers back up to his feet and boots Pandora in the gut. Krayzie Death whips Pandora into the corner and then slams into her. Pandora rolls out of the ring and tries to recover on the outside. Krayzie Death gets out of the ring and tries to give chase. Krayzie Death runs up and pushes Pandora into the steel steps.
Chuck Thompson: That's gotta hurt.
Steve White: And the ref starts a count!
The ref starts counting. 1...2... Pandora gets to her feet and quickly dropkicks Krayzie Death in the thigh. Pandora slides in the ring and tries to recover, while Krayzie Death is dazed on the outside. 3...4...5... Krayzie Death musters up enough energy to get back in the ring and rest on the apron. Pandora goes up to Krayzie Death but Krayzie Death is ready and grabs her by the hair, slamming her into the mat as she screams and he laughs. Krayzie Death goes for a cover but Pandora boots him in the face with both boots and gets to her feet. Krayzie Death holds his eye as Pandora dropkicks Krayzie Death's leg forcing him to crash into the mat.
Chuck Thompson: Krayzie Death, get back up!
Steve White: Pandora in the lead thus far but Krayzie Death is trying to fight back.
Krayzie Death gets to his feet and boots Pandora in the gut. Pandora is hurt and Krayzie Death goes to clothesline her but she ducks it. Pandora turns around tries to pick up Krayzie Death but Krayzie Death elbows her in the face. Pandora is hurt and Krayzie Death goes on to hit his neck breaker. Pandora is destroyed on the mat as Krayzie Death crawls over and puts his arm over Pandora. Suddenly out of nowhere Pandora gets Death in a small package and rolls him up.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Pandora!
Pandora and Aphazel celebrate to Pandora’s music as we fade out to a commercial break.
We come back from a commercial break to see our lovely Patricia Downs in the middle of the ring. She lifts the microphone to her mouth as we lift up in the camera shot. The crowd is lifting across the entire arena. Chants lifting across the entire arena. "WE WANT BLOOD!" "WE WANT BLOOD!" "WE WANT BLOOD!"
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this match is going to be contested under the following rules. There will be no disqualifications. There will be no count outs. The entire contest will be under a single fall rule! This fall can happen anywhere in the entire building!
Chuck Thompson: Here comes one of the bigger parts of the night Steve. A returning legend in Drake Coleman here tonight. A new member in his first match for the Undead Army. Then there partners in Sujir and Sah'Ta Thor. Don't get me wrong Steve but don't you have to believe Drake and Sah'Ta may be at a disadvantage? Their history certainly doesn't have any love lost between them.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first! He hails from Parts Unknown, he comes in tonight at the height of five feet and nine inches. He also comes in at the weight of one hundred seventy five pounds! He is the man known as Sah'Ta Thor!
The opening riff to "Let it Die" by Ozzy Osbourne echoes through the arenas speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before a golden light focuses on the top of the ramp. Standing there is a regal looking Sah'ta Thor who is wearing a white furred red satin kingly mantle with a matching crown. In his right hand is a royal scepter studded with gems. The light takes on a reddish tinge as four women (Melfina, Briandea, Paige, and Colliette) dressed in varying colored corsets come out from the back and surround him. As the the lyrics start up, the group starts down the ramp as the women dance around him. Once at the ring, Thor hands the crown and scepter to the women before shrugging off the royal robes. Thor is now revealed to be standing in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. He pulls off his shirt, revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents.
Steve White: Sah'Ta Thor comes in tonight with a feud with his own son Sujir Thorn. A family feud that could honestly set the tone for the entire company. Though it could also come down to either of there partners aswell. If you look at it from that prospective.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his tag team partner for the first time in this business in almost a entire year! He hails from Charlotte, North Carolina! He is a EHWF Hall of Famer! He comes in tonight standing at the height of six feet and nine inches. He weighs a total of two hundred ninty eight pounds. He is "The Icon"! He is the man known by the name of Drake Coleman!
Chuck Thompson: You have to wonder just how ring rust this man will have after being out of the business for so long Steve. Do you think it'll play into the match at all?
"Unstable" hits the PPA and fireworks explode across the stage. Drake Coleman's form rises through the smoke. His hand taking off his shades as he looks around. Walking very slowly down to the ring he lifts himself to the apron and he slowly enters the ring. Starring at the ref with a tilted head. He laughs for a moment and turns around before sitting back against the turnbuckle.
Steve White: I can't doubt that Drake Coleman will have ring rust Chuck. Your forgetting however that before his little string with the mental ward he not only defeated huge names in the company. He also is the only person to fight Michael Rissi to a draw. There's a reason his the only name on that list. He can fight with anybody Chuck. I mean anybody.
Patricia Downs: Introducing their opponents! Coming out first. He hails from Estacada, Oregon and comes in tonight as the rookie of the EHWF! He stands at the height of five feet nine inches and weighs a total of one hundred seventy five pounds. He is the man known as Insane Compatibility!
Steve White: Don't get me wrong here Chuck but I know that your point is that Drake Coleman will probably have ring rust. At least Drake is someone who is used to this setting. Used to wrestling in hardcore matches like these.
Walk by Pantera rings through the speaker systems, a slow cocky walk is seen as Insane Compatabilty emerges from the backstage. He stops and looks at his opponent standing in the ring. Pyrotechnics are seen sparking from the ramp as a slow paced walk is made down it. Insane compatibility stops at end of the ramp once again staring his opponent down. Insane dives into the ring circles his opponent and then proceeds to raise his arms in victorious fashion to the crowd on the side of each turnbuckle. He then goes to his chosen side of the ring and awaits the starting bell.
Chuck Thompson: We'll see what the kid has tonight either way Steve. You can't say that the kid doesn't have spunk to sign up with the group everyone wants to get rid of.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his partner..he hails from Barcelona, Spain! He stands at six feet and four inches. He weighs in tonight at two hundred fifty pounds. He is the man known as Sujir Thorn!
A white fog starts to cover the ramp as the opening notes to Bullets by Creed start to play. A series of bright red spot lights turn on illuminating the smoke as Sujir's silhouette is seen at the top of the ramp. The smoke slowly clears as Sujir wearing a red leather trench coat slowly steps down the ramps striding slowly towards the ring nodding to the fans as he does so. Once to the ring he climbs the steel steps and slides into the ring under the ropes and then rises to his knees kneeling to the center of the ring staring at the top of the entrance ramp his arms spread. About halfway through the song he jumps to his feet he rises to his feet and strides confidently to his corner. Once there he pulls off his trench coat tossing it towards the ring announcers before he rises to the top ropes as the lights return to normal and he awaits the start of the match.
Chuck Thompson: Ladies and gentlemen we'll come back after a commercial break as these two teams get ready for a absolute battle in the EHWF arena! Get ready for one hell of a match folks! You could see just about anything tonight!
-EHWF Sudden Death-
-Michael Rissi Streak-
-EHWF Title Belt Replica-
-Bud Light-
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Sah'ta Thor & Drake Coleman vs. Insane Compatability & Sujir Thorn
Thor and Coleman get on opposite ends of one another and so do Insane Compatibility and Sujir Thorn. Thorn and Thor walk toward each other before being jumped on! Insane Compatibility is landing hard shots in the corner on Thor. Thor pushes him back and lifts a boot into his jaw! Coleman lands a good knee on Thorn causing him to stumble back onto his knees.Coleman throws him into the opposite corner straight into his own partner Thor! Thorn and Thor fly over the top from the force and onto the apron! Thor and Thorn are landing huge shots on one another as Insane Compatibility lifts himself up. Drake grabs him by his hair and thrusts him into the turnbuckle!
Steve White: WHOA! Drake Coleman quickly making it obvious he isn't here for Thors benefit Chuck! Do you think that might have started them off at the wrong spot? Because if you look at it right now I don't see much objection by either man toward the other. Then again it might just be because Thor and Thorn are simply focused on each other.
Drake Coleman throws Insane into the ropes and catches him coming back in with a very nice side slam! Drake lifts himself up and jumps into the air! Insane rolls out of the leg drops way. Drake yells out grabbing his leg and Insane slowly lifts himself up. Catching Drake on his way up with a very nice clothesline. Getting on top of Drake he begins to land nice shots across Drake's head. Drake covers up and Insane is pulled off by the ref. Drake lifts himself up as Insane literally jumps back onto him. We see Thorn thrusts Thor into the steps on the outside! Grabbing Drake's feet as Insane runs into the ropes! Drake lifts Insane over his head and crashing to the floor onto Thorn!
Chuck Thompson: A great play for Drake Coleman there! That could very easily bring this match to a close very quickly! That landing could have injured both Insane and Thorn in one fluent maneuver! It wouldn't surprise me if they can't get out of this one Steve! That could be the start of a very bad match here for these two!
Drake rolls out of the ring into a unexpected surprise. His head being cracked with a trash can! Insane Compatibility begins to lift himself up and so does Drake Coleman. Drake catches him coming off the apron and throws him back first into the ring post! Drake turns and he is able to duck under Thorn who instead clotheslines Thor! Drake turns into him and gets caught as well with a nice shot across his jaw! Drake is then thrown head first into the railing! Insane is pulling out a steel chair from under the apron. Drake lifts himself up into a chair shot upside his forehead!
Steve White: Whoa! What a shot there by the new member of the Undead Army! Drake Coleman just had his head knocked off if you ask me Chuck! Thor could be in a lot of trouble as well!
Insane Compatibility climbs onto the apron and lifts himself onto the top rope. Thor and Thorn are seen flying with over the railing! Thor and Thorn are back to trading shots as we see Thor is getting the upper hand! Literally throwing Thorn into the wall as part of the crowd above is cheering loudly. Insane comes off the top rope with the chair and it is kicked back into his head by Drake Coleman!
Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT! His unconscious Steve! I've never seen a man get dropped like that!
Drake Coleman lifts Insane by his hair and thrusts him into the ring. Drake pulls the chair into the ring with him as Insane is getting up. Lifting the chair up he cracks the poor fellow across the back. AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! Insane yells out in pain and then Drake lifts the chair and pounds on him with shot after shot after shot! Insane stops moving completely as Drake continues to land these shots. Drake is suddenly pulled away by the ref and he drops the chair. Drake looks around for Thor and Thorn. Shaking his head he doesn't seem to know where the two have gone. He rolls out of the ring and grabs a microphone. Drake Coleman sees Insane try to lift himself up and nails him upside the head with it causing a loud "thud" noise to fill the entire arena. Drake throws the microphone out of the ring and sits down pulling Insane's head into his lap. Patting the boy on his chest.
Steve White: By the look on Drake's face I really don't like this at all Chuck! Insane is completely defenseless! Theres a reason this guy went to the ward last year remember? He didn't simply leave people in a loss Chuck. He left them completely demolished in a case like this one!
Drake Coleman looks around and motions for a microphone. As he does so he pulls the nearly unconscious Insane to were his head was placed evenly on his chest. As he was given this microphone he lifted it and nailed him upside the head. AGAIN! Blood begins to drip down the poor fellows noggin as Drake begins laughing. Letting Insane go and throwing the second microphone out to join the first. He is lifting himself off the mat when a fan rolls into the ring. The ref holds this fan back who has shades and a hat on.
Steve White: Wait a damn minute. Where is Thorn and Thor Chuck? Lets turn it while the ref takes care of this retarded fan! This isn't something any fan at home wants to watch!
Thor and Thorn are battling back down the steps. Thor begins to land shots on his sons head as they are a long way up. Thorn begins to rock back and forth and suddenly the son out foxes his father! Catching Thor with a blow to his nuts! Thorn throws his father downward! The fans begin flipping out as Thorn begins to go down after him! We cut back down to see Thor who is at the very bottom of the steps trying to use the railing for support. Thorn grabs his father by the hair and throws him over the rails! Climbing over them he is caught by a fan who throws him forward into the steps!
Chuck Thompson: What the fucking hell was that? Did you just see that Steve? HE JUST LAID OUT SUJIR THORN! A FAN JUST LAID OUT SUJIR THORN!
Drake sees this and turns to see the interrupter in this fan from before jump over the railing and he scratches the back of his head. Insane begins to lift himself up again and Drake simply lifts the chair back up. Cracking him upside the head with the chair! Drake throws the chair back out and we can see Thor is starring at Thorn in disbelief trying to understand what has gone on here.
Chuck Thompson: THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! Who would come into the ring and then leave after attacking only one member of the match? What the fuck Steve?
Drake Coleman lifts up the beaten Insane Compatibility. He is about to lift him up onto his shoulders when Thor walks in and pushes him! Drake drops Insane and he pushes Thor back. The twos little dislike for one another being apparent at this point. Thor is pointing outside at his son and then pointing at Drake as if he seems to think the interference was on Drake's behalf. Drake lifts his hands and he shakes his head no. Flying from the top rope comes Thorn! Taking both men down with a flying clothesline! Drake rolls to the outside as Thorn stalks his father Thor. The Equalizer connects!
Steve White: A momentary argument between those two could very easily end up being the end of this contest Chuck! If they lose this way it would almost be a slap to the faces of these fans!
Thorn rolls to the outside instead of covering Thor. Fans begin to cheer as they see him pulling out..A TABLE?? Drake Coleman is getting up on the other side of the ring. Getting jumped on by two fans. The same two as before! Drake is getting nailed by these two men with kicks to his torso and head. The two men pull Drake by his hair and back into the ring. One of them is pulling him up and he happens to nail them with a knee! As there head lifts back up we see it is none other then 2 Dope! The other of these two attackers comes toward Drake and Drake throws 2 Dope into him! It's Rockin Lunatic! Drake begins to lift up 2 Dope and gets nailed across his back with a steel chair by Insane! Rockin Lunatic lands a Lunatic Twist! Drake stumbles to his feet even after this and gets nailed by 2 Dope with a Dope Slam! "Glory" by Hollywood Undead hits the PPA and Chance Davis's form comes out of the back. As he runs down the ramp he see both members of the Undead Army jump over the railing!
Chuck Thompson: Evidence that the Undead Army is here for a battle after all Steve. Drake was attacked by three members in total. I just hope this isn't what they wanted by testing this kid!
Thorn gets back in the ring were Thor kicks the rope back into his crotch! Thorn stumbles back into the ring and Thor lifts him up. Suplex! Thor slowly gets back up and Thorn begins to get up as well. He is lifted up into a Parasite Eve! Thor hooks the leg and the ref gets down!
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Steve White: Thor might want to be careful here Chuck! His partner was jumped and Insane's still there even if his been beat to hell and back by Coleman. Drake hasn't moved since the interference!
Thor begins to lift his son up who lifts him over his shoulders. Thor catches himself on the apron! Thorn nails him with a boot! Thor almost falls but he hangs on as he looks back at the table. Thorn cames flying at him again but Thor ducks this time! Thor pulls him over the top rope and the two are both on the apron. Insane is lifting himself up off the mat. Seeing the opportunity in Drake Coleman he lifts himself onto the top rope. Drake begin's lifting himself up off the mat and Insane lands a flying dropkick. This sends Drake backward into both Thor and his son Thorn! BOTH FALL STRAIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!
Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT STEVE! This match could be over right here and now! Someone get the paramedics for these two! THEY NEED FUCKING DOCTORS!
Drake Coleman begins to lift himself back up using the ropes. His hands going down near the bottom of the apron were we see him pull something into his tights. He is nailed across his back by Insane with the same chair that Drake bent over on Insane earlier in the match. Insane pulls Drake in and lands a Nightmare! Insane slowly climbs onto the top rope and dives off for a Shooting Star Press! Insane hooks both legs as the fans suddenly are quiet!
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NOOOO! Drake Coleman's shoulder comes up and Insane's hands go into his hair with his eyes wide. Insane begins to lift himself up and he curses out so loudly that the ref looks at him like his the crazy one. Insane slowly grabs the chair as he watches Drake begin to lift himself up. Not noticing Drake pulls out something from under his tights.
Chuck Thompson: HOW THE HELL DID DRAKE KICK OUT!? How in god's green earth did Drake just kick out of that!? Drake Coleman has just been fucked up ass by the Undead Army but he somehow kicks out of Insane's two best moves!?
Insane lifts the chair as Drake is all the way to his feet. Insane is nailed right across the head by Drake's hidden weapon. IT'S A GOD DAMN LIGHT BULB! IT'S A LIGHT BULB! Insane's form collapses onto the mat onto his back. Drake falls back first into the corner. His right hand running through his hair as he begins laughing hysterically!
Steve White: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Drake may have just killed Insane Compatibility right here in front of all these fans here in the EHWF Arena Chuck! I've never seen someone use a god damn light bulb like that in EHWF! This isn't a fucking Death match for Christ sake!
Drake Coleman walks toward Insane and lifts him up by his hair. Lifting him up he drops him on his neck with the Icon Bomb! Drake slowly drops into a pin position!
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"Unstable" hits the PA as Drake runs his hands through his hair again starring to the outside at the laid out Thor and Thorn. He laughs and he rolls out of the ring. He begins his way up the ramp with his hands on his side.
Patricia Downs: HERE IS YOUR WINNERS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Drake Coleman and Sah'Ta Thor!!
Steve White: What a match Chuck! With very little commercial breaks! I'm also shocked that the Undead Army's harsh attempt to secure victory here tonight has been flipped on its head!
Drake Coleman disappears into the backstage area as we cut to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as smoke slowly radiates out into the arena, covering the arena in smoke, leaving few things in sight. A scratching noise from a video emits into the arena; the sound scratches at the ears of the audience as a video shapes out onto the titantron. A black screen fills the titantron, leaving absolutely nothing to be seen. A graveyard emits into the audience's view and takes over the titantron. The outline of a man slowly walks towards a gravestone, with a flower in one hand. He stops at a gravestone and stands above it for a slight moment. He lowers down on one knee and begins to silently pray, gently lowering his head.
He slowly picks his head up and places the flower in front of the grave. He takes in a long sigh, before rising slowly to his feet. He walks away from the grave, and slowly out of the camera's view. The camera adjusts itself to the gravestone. The engraving in it looked recent and it read:
THE END OF EHWF: 1/27/13
The camera fades to black, putting the titantron back to normal. The smoke disperses from the arena, leaving a faint mist in the air, but everything around the arena is still completely visible. The camera's cut off, leaving to a commercial break.