Post by La Familia Gómez on Mar 8, 2013 22:50:42 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another great edition of Friday Night Mayhem! As always, i'm Steve White along with Chuck Thompson here and...
He is suddenly interrupted as come to Me by Diddy hits the PA system and the fans cheer. John Swaggah walks out and is followed by his bodyguard Domenic Mazzio. They get into the ring and Swaggah talks to an official. Someone the hands Swaggah a mic from the outside and Swaggah ushers for his music to cut.
John Swaggah: Hello ladies and gents. Welcome to Mayhem tonight. Unfortunatly a couple weeks ago we saw Scorpion in that traffic wrecking ball limo attack. Scorpion is in a stable conditition now but his injuries are still horrific. Nonetheless this attack will not go unpunished and I will lead an investigation to bring those responsible to justice.
The fans give a mixed reaction.
John Swaggah: As Mayhem's acting GM I got a few suspects on my list but I have no idea who may have done this. After tonight I expect that to change and I expect to have a clear view of who did this and they will have to face the wrath and justice of John Swaggah! On top of that the culprit will also b...
John Swaggah is cut off as Alexander Corvis walks down the ramp shouting.
Alexander Corvis: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Mr. Swaggah I'm afraid I'm going to have to stop you right there damn it. Just earlier you said that you were Mayhem's 'acting GM.'
John Swaggah: Uh yes that's right...
Corvis rolls in the ring shaking his head.
Alexander Corvis: As EHWF's greatest interviewer and journalist I have just learned that you made yourself the Acting GM. Scorpion didn't make you the acting GM after his accident because he was too messed up. You basically appointed yourself the GM with no consultation with the owner.
John Swaggah: Well of course, I'm number two.
Alexander Corvis: No! No! That's not the case Mr. Swaggah as you yourself just returned to the EHWF and have only been in the senior managment position for a few months now. You had no authority to do that Swaggah so I'm sorry your not in charge here tonight. I got it all here in these documents.
The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Swaggah looks shocked. Corvis waves the papers around as he laughs.
John Swaggah: Why would you do me like that Alex?
Alexander Corvis: Because I saw an opportunity. See I told the EHWF Board of directors and...
John Swaggah: You did what!?
Alexander Corvis: I told the EHWF Board of directors and they said a general manager has to be sworn in from a diverse range of candidates. I thought to myself, maybe I'm tired of being a backstage interviewer who the competitors treat like shit and take their anger out on, maybe I want to be in charge, so I took advantage and now the competitors with the board of directors will vote in a new EHWF GM. By Bloodbath we will have a new Mayhem General manager and I'm throwing my hat into that little draw. Swaggah, you are looking at the soon to be new General Manager...
Swaggah is in shock, his jaw has dropped at these developments and he tilts his head and gets angry at Corvis. Corvis smiles arrogantly.
John Swaggah: You must be out your god damn mind motherfucker!
The form of talent manager James Daniels appears on the stage.
James Daniels: Boys I wouldn't worry about it because if the case is like Corvis has said it is then neither of you will be GM. I will!
Alexander Corvis: Well there's a problem with that. See I have a lot of campaigning to do because everyone... Everyone on the roster and in the company from a camera man to the World Champion is elegible to become the GM but the board of directors will ultimatly make that decision. I think I've shown them that I am the best person for the GM spot...
James Daniels: We'll just have to see about that I suppose.
Swaggah lashes out.
John Swaggah: Fine, the board of directors can have their little game! I don't give a single fuck! When all this shit is over I will be the GM at the end of the month. Until then I'm the fucking senior manager and I'm running the show until the ballet and I will find Scorpion's attacker! So... Corvis - get the fuck out of my ring bitch!
Domenic Mazzio runs up and clotheslines Corvis over the top rope and sends him crashing to the ground. Swaggah starts raging in the ring.
Steve White: Who the hell would have guessed that we have no true GM since the attempted slaying of Scorpion and that the directors can vote in anyone in the company into the position, even you and I Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: I wasn't expecting this at all tonight and from Alexander Corvis no less. In the coming weeks I guess we'll see who our GM is!
We fade out to a commercial break at the image of Swaggah shaking his head in the ring.
The scene comes back from a commercial break and the arena is silent as the fans await what is our first match of the night. The commentators our both getting situated as Patricia Downs enters through the ropes. The crowd getting into it as they all are getting pumped for what they knew would no be a disappointment. Another exciting night of EHWF action!
Patircia Downs: The following contest is the opening match for our Friday Night Mayhem card! Introducing first she is debuting here tonight and hails from Las Vegas Nevada! She comes in here tonight standing at five feet and eight inches. She comes in weighing in at one hundred and thirty five pounds! Introducing our newest diva to the EHWF family..SHE IS ASHLEY POSION!!!
The heavy guitar beats of the song Poison by Alice Cooper starts to blare.Then,the drum beats fill the arena. That's when the beautiful Ashley Poison starts to come on out being acompained by her manager Martini Stine.They walk past the fans with evilish smiles on their faces. When they get to the ring, Martini helps the beauty get in the ring & she thanks him. She gets in the ring & flips the fans off.She goes to each side of the ring & does a arm extension. Finally,she hops off of the ring ropes & stand by her manager to talk about the match that she's due to wrestle in.
Steve White: Well this young woman comes in and we haven't really heard much about her. I've seen her promo, but I don't think it says all that much. We'll just have to see what the girl can do in the ring shall we? Cause this could be a fun match or a squash. All depends on the quality of our new girl.
Patricia Downs: Introducing her opponent..she hails from Lexington Kentucky! She comes in tonight standing at five feet and six inches!She comes in weighing in at one hundred and forty five pounds! She is the countrified diva..BRANDY ALLEN!!
The lights dim as Beer and Gasoline blasts throught out the arena. Finally pink and blue light flood the darkness leading the a stage area. Brandy steps out into the lights as fans give her a mixture of boos and cheers. She energetically makes her way to the ring as she smiles to the fans. She slides in under the bottom rope as the arena lights come back on.
Chuck Thompson: On the opposite end of this match we see very little chance of this woman losing to Ashley Posion because of the simple fact that she is the veteran between the two. I don't see Posion gaining anything from this match more than a bit of publicity. Hopefully that does her some good.
DING DING DING!
The fans erupt as the bell rings. Brandy Allen turns to wave to some of these fans and Ashley takes advantage with a running knee that hits her precisely across her back! Brandy grunts and turns into the slap that knocks her absolutely senseless! Ashley begins to land several forearms to her chin which causes her to slump into the corner with a grunt. Brandy pushes her off and lands a nice clothesline! Followed by another! Brandy begins to land several punches that sends Ashley stumbling back into the ropes. Brandy runs into the ropes opposite of her and flies at Ashley who pulls the ropes down! Brandy lands on the outside with a hard thud and Ashley stumbles in the middle of the ring grabbing the top of her head with a twisted smirk crossing her face as Brandy Allen begins to move on the outside. Lifting herself onto the apron to get back into the ring, but she is much slower than before. Brandy lifts herself up off the mat but she is met with a very harsh kick to her noggin on the way in! Ashley throws her into the corner with much force! Getting on top of the turn buckle and taunting the fans!
Steve White: What a show of knowledge of her surroundings by good ole Ashley Posion Chuck! I have never seen this young woman in action before, but I must admit that she pulled the wool over our veteran's eyes at least on this one occasion. Brandy needs to push her way back into this match otherwise she is going to be in to much trouble for her to even have a chance to win this match. It's now or never for her!
Ashley Posion begins landing shot after shot on her opponent until out of no where Brandy pulls her feet out from under her! Ashley's head hits the turnbuckle! Brandy runs into the ropes and lands a nice big boot! The fans go hysterical as she catches Ashley on her way back up..lifting her into the air and landing a violent Crucifix Power bomb! Ashley Posion's form is limp as Brandy's form leans into the corner with her eyes wide at her own power. Slowly dropping onto the mat and crawling to Ashley's prone form.
Chuck Thomposn: Well all that good talk about Ashley Posion Steve and you have just watched her get stomped out like a little bug. THAT IS MATCH STEVE! SHE CAN'T KICK OUT OF THAT ONE!
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3!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: I don't know what to say to that one myself. I thought she had a real chance in this one, but it looks like I have to bite my tongue after all. Brandy Allen has won in what was indeed a impressing fashion to say the least.
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner..by pinfall...BRANDY ALLEN!!
Brandy looks up as the ref holds up her arm and the fans are all standing up for a very impressive showing. She slowly exits the ring scratching the back of her head. She begins to head up to the top of the ramp and the show fades to commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand, ready to announce the next match.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a fatal four way match scheduled for one fall!
The lights all go out and a spotlight appears at the entrance. Ania Zvonareva steps out into the spotlight wearling a sexy tennis skirt and sports bra. She raises the mic up to her mouth as she starts towards the ring with the spotlight staying with her starting to speak in her Russian accent, 'Ladies and gentlemen, young adults, tiny children, you are all here to witness a greatness that words simply can not describe. You will be wide eyed in awe but also wanting to cover your eyes in shock of the brutal destruction of his opposition.' Ania pauses as she walks up the steps, steps a foot into the right between the bottom and middle rope, bends down and slowly swings her body from outside to inside the ring, pulls her other foot inside and walks to the center and turns around to face the entrance. 'Some men are forces to be reckoned with, this man is THE force to be reckoned with.' Ania pauses and points to the entrance, 'All welcome DAN SAGER!!!'
'I'm Comin' blares over the speakers as the spotlight quickly travels from the ring back to the entrance. Dan Sager walks out briskly staring straight ahead as he heads to the ring. Fans booing and taunting him get no response. Sager wearing black wrestling tights, grey t-shirt, black boots, and black leather jacket heads up the steps, grabs the top rope and springs himself over. He steps up to Ania who is smiling and clapping and takes off his jacket and hands it to her. He strips off the t-shirt and hands the shirt to Ania who then slips out of the ring going slowly between the bottom and middle ropes again. Sager steps off into a corner, stretching his arm muscles still emotionless as he awaits for the match to begin and the lights come on.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, fighting out of Mauston, Wisconsin, standing at 5 feet and 9 inches tall and weighing in at 190 pounds, Dan Sager!
Beautiful Lie hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big sillouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, fighting out of Australia, standing at 6 feet and 4 inches tall and weighing in at 335 pounds, Domenic Mazzio!
The fans are all in their seats as Freedom by Clenchfist is heard throughout the arena and Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out on the stage. He looks around at the fans, who are on their feet screaming. Lunatic signals as pyro shoots out of the stage and he then makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. He slides into the ring and poses in the corner, then waits for his last opponent.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, fighting out of Tampa, Florida, standing at 5 feet and 9 inches tall and weighing in at 165 pounds, Rockin' Lunatic!
Above The Law by Bad Meets Evil hits the PA system and the fans lose it in their seats. They rage into a series of boos as Jason Dave steps out into the vicinity. He nods in approval of the crowd's recognition of him. He struts down the ramp, ignoring the degrading comments coming from each of the crowd members. He slides into the ring and taunts the crowd as he waits for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, fighting out of Cameron, North Carolina, standing at 6 feet and 2 inches tall and weighing in at 215 pounds, Jason Dave!
DING DING DING!
The match starts off and immediately Jason Dave runs at Rockin' Lunatic and clothelines him hard down to the ring mat. He then turns just in time to see Dan Sager running at him. He grabs his arm and monkey tosses him up and over the top rope to the outside of the ring! Domenic Mazzio exits the ring and Dan Sager stumbles back up to his feet and turns around and is speared nearly in half by Mazzio! Sager lays on the floor on the outside of the ring, holding his ribs and kicking his feet in pain. Jason Dave begins punishing Rockin' Lunatic on the inside of the ring.
Steve White: Oh my God! What a spear by Mazzio! He nearly broke Sager in half!
Chuck Thompson: Sager won't last too long here in EHWF if he takes too many shots like that. That was brutal.
Mazzio picks up Sager on the outside of the ring and throws him into the steel ring steps! He then pushes Sager away from the steps and waits for him to get back up to his feet. While he is waiting, inside of the ring Jason Dave is still putting a beating on Lunatic. They are on the top rope and Jason Dave jumps off with Lunatic, hitting a superplex! Dave rolls over onto Lunatic for the pin. 1...2...kickout! Mazzio almost enters the ring to break up the pin attempt, but Lunatic kicks out just in time anyway. Mazzio slides back out of the ring and picks up the steel steps that Dan Sager was just thrown into. Sager stumbles back up to his feet and Mazzio throws the steel steps at him, smashing him right in the face and instantly knocking him out cold!
Steve White: By gawd! Mazzio killed him! He fucking threw the steps right at his face!
Chuck Thompson: Ya i'm not completely sure that was called for..
Mazzio walks over to the ringside commentators table and takes one of the steel chairs that is set up. He folds it up and watches inside of the ring as Jason Dave continues the beating on Rockin' Lunatic. Jason Dave irish whips Lunatic hard into the corner of the ring then runs at him and jumps and smashes his forearm right into Lunatic's face! Dave then drags Lunatic to the center of the ring and Mazzio enters with the steel chair! He comes up behind Dave and swings the chair, but Dave rolls out of the way and the chair bashes right off the skull of Lunatic! Lunatic falls to the ring mat, out cold from the chair shot. Dave then pulls the chair out of Mazzio's hands and smacks him over the head with it! Mazzio falls to the ring mat, holding his head, and rolls out of the ring. Dave lays the chair down and picks up Lunatic and hits the Reality Check I on the chair! He then goes for a pin as the crowd is going crazy. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Jason Dave!
Steve White: What a job by Jason Dave!
Jason Dave climbs back up to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. He shows off a little bit in the ring while Mazzio slowly gets back up to his feet and the other two men still down. Dave exits the ring and heads back up the entrance ramp as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
We come back from the commercial break and Patricia Downs is in the ring with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a tag team match and is set for one fall!
The static cuts the banter among the EHWF fans who are sitting in attendance waiting ever so patiently for the next bout. Once the static is blared out of the PA system and “Hero” by Skillet plays, the fans of all ages - children and adults all alike rise up onto their feet with their arms waving in the air. Chance Rugani comes out with a smile on his face and slides up in the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Chance Rugani!
What you Want by Evanescence blasts over the PA systems as the crowd erupts in cheer, Mike Maddox enters the ramps and here the whole crowds females chanting his name. Maddox struts his stuff with his trademark leather jacket engraved with "The: Ladies Man on it. Mike then runs down to the ring and slides into the ring. Maddox then runs to the nearest turnbuckle and raises his arms then cuts his throat the crowd erupts even louder. Maddox then steps in his corner with a confident and determined look on his face as he awaits for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… The Ladies Man – Mike Maddox!
As "Bad To The Bone" begins to play over the PA system, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echos with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment and then steps through the ropes and enters the ring. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponents, First The North American Champion - Frank Finelli!
The opening riff to "Let it Die" by Ozzy Osbourne echoes through the arenas speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before a golden light focuses on the top of the ramp. Standing there is a regal looking Sah'ta Thor who is wearing a white furred red satin kingly mantle with a matching crown. In his right hand is a royal scepter studded with gems. The light takes on a reddish tinge as four women (Melfina, Briandea, Paige, and Colliette) dressed in varying colored corsets come out from the back and surround him. As the lyrics start up, the group starts down the ramp as the women dance around him. Once at the ring, Thor hands the crown and scepter to the women before shrugging off the royal robes. Thor is now revealed to be standing in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. He pulls off his shirt, revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents.
Patricia Downs: And his partner, The Hardcore Champion… Sah’ta Thor!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: Here we go!
Chuck Thompson: This tag match is under way now with two champs taking on two hungry competitors!
The match starts out with Frank Finelli and Chance Rugani in the ring. Frank Finelli thinks they are going to do the classic tie up to begin the match, however, Chance Rugani has a different idea. He charges at Frank while he has his arms up but Frank hits him with a big boot out of nowhere and the crowd laughs. Frank picks up Chance and hits him with a massive suplex! Frank goes to pick up Rugani but Rugani kicks Frank in the head and Frank goes down to the mat. He doesn't allow Frank Finelli to get back up to his feet as he begins pounding him in the face repeatedly. He finally lets Frank go as he climbs back up to his feet. Frank Finelli hurries back up to his feet to make sure Chance doesn't jump on him again. He makes it back up but is immediately taken down quickly with a thunderous clothesline! Frank Finelli lays on the ring mat on his stomach, holding the back of his head.
Steve White: Chance Rugani trying hard to take down Finelli here!
Chuck Thompson: The North American Champion and the Hardcore Champion should win this match tonight. They are champion and Rugani has never fought in EHWF before.
Chance Rugani picks Frank back up to his feet, but Frank breaks the grip Chance has on him and takes Chance down with an STO! Chance falls down to the ring mat and Frank Finelli suddenly gets a huge boost of energy as he runs off of the ropes and straight at Chance as he climbs back up to his feet. He jumps and hits a jumping shoulder block to the upper chest of Chance. He then jumps on Chance's back as he tries to get back up to his feet and he puts him in a rear naked choke! Chance is reaching for the ropes with all his might, and lucky for him, he is close enough to them to grab. The referee tells Frank Finelli to let go of the submission hold, and he does. He is quick to pick Chance back up to his feet and he throws him into the corner of the ring. He doesn't realize until he does it though, that the corner he threw him into is his own. Mike Maddox easily tags the shoulder of Chance Rugani and climbs into the ring. Frank Finelli is in a rage. He runs at Maddox, but Maddox drops down and hits him with a drop toe hold, sending Frank Finelli face first into the second turnbuckle.
Steve White: That can't feel too good.
Chuck Thompson: Frank Finelli is fighting good tonight but Maddox has been on a roll and he’s damn hungry Steve!
Mike Maddox goes to pick up Frank, but Frank scrambles in between his legs and hurries over to his corner of the ring. He reaches up and slaps the hand of Sah’ta Thor. Thor climbs to the top rope and launches off, but Maddox dropkicks Thor in the gut in mid air! Thor lies on the ring mat, holding his chest and coughing. Mike Maddox picks him up and powerbombs him hard into the corner of the ring, bending Thor's back over the top turnbuckle in an awkward way. He then stomps the hurt Thor in the corner of the ring a few times.
Steve White: Thor has to be in pain. Just a few vicious moves by Mike Maddox has done a lot of damage.
Chuck Thompson: Maddox is looking great right now.
Maddox picks Thor back up to his feet and sets him on the top rope. He climbs up after him and stands on the second rope, landing a few solid punches to the head of Thor before climbing up with him onto the top rope. He lifts his arm and puts it over his head. He then picks Sah’ta Thor up and lands a huge superplex on him! Both men lay on the ring mat for a few seconds and then Maddox rolls over and pins Sah’ta Thor.
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Kickout!
Thor gets his arm up just in time!
Chuck Thompson: I'm not sure how Thor kicked out of that, but he is showing heart.
Steve White: He is showing heart, but how much heart does he have left?
Mike Maddox climbs back up to his feet and picks up Sah’ta Thor. He throws him against the ring ropes and when Thor comes running back at him, he lifts him high up over his head and tosses him over with a huge backdrop! Thor falls to the ring mat and scurries over to his corner and tags in Frank Finelli. Finelli runs in and hits a spear on Maddox! Maddox is hurt and Thor yells something to Finelli. Frank turns to Thor and answers him and goes back to Mike Maddox. Finelli grabs Maddox but Maddox hits a jawbreaker on Frank. Frank is quickly put back down by Mike Maddox as Maddox hits a spinning heel kick. Finelli stumbles back up to his feet and Maddox hits him with a jumping backbreaker! Finelli lies on the ring mat holding his back and kicking his feet in pain. Sah’ta Thor, not even fully recovered himself, attempts to get into the ring and attack Maddox, but Maddox clotheslines Thor onto the apron. Frank gets up and goes for a running STO and plants Maddox on the mat. Maddox, almost instinctively, rolls over and tags in Chance Rugani. Chance slowly comes into the ring and is immediately hit with the Finelli Fatality! Frank goes for the cover!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winners of this match, the team of Frank Finelli & Sah'ta Thor, The Empire of Bood!
The match is over. Thor and Finelli get their arms raised and then they begin to relentlessly attack Maddox and Chance after the match is over! Thor tosses Maddox out of the ring and then Thor and Finelli start stomping out Chance in the ring. Finelli hits Rugani with the Finelli Fatality again and Thor picks him up and hits Chance with the Parasite Eve. They start stomping out Chance again but out of nowhere. Maddox runs back in the ring and clotheslines Thor over the top rope. Maddox grabs Thor and slams him into the barricade then sends him over it into the crowd!
Steve White: Maddox and Thor in the crowd now! What the hell the match is over!
Maddox steps over the barricade and grabs Thor but Thor elbows Maddox and whips him into a bunch of chairs in the crowd. Thor picks Maddox up and the pair starts moving as they fight! Thor knees Maddox in the gut and then pushes him into the frame of an exit. Thor kicks Maddox while he’s down. Maddox grabs Thor and slams him down on the stairs hard! Maddox picks Thor up but Thor hits Maddox in the face with a hard right! Maddox and Thor start to brawl trading punches as they disappear fighting out into the exit and disappearing from the camera’s view.
Steve White: These guys are gone out of the stands and have gone fighting out of the arena!
Finelli is still in the ring and was watching. He looks down at a destroyed Chance Rugani and grabs him, plummeting hard elbows into an already injured Rugani’s back! Finelli then laughs and gets ready to hit the Finelli Fatality. Suddenly the crowd cheers as an unexpected Madison Murdock rushes down the ramp and slides into the ring with a chair! Madison dives at Finelli and hits him with a huge chair shot to the head! The crowd is confused and cheers, Finelli stumbles around and Rugani is released from his grip but is out of the mat. Finelli turns around and Madison hits Frank again in the head with the chair! Frank goes down and Madison looks down at him.
Steve White: By Gawd, why would Madison Murdock, the Divas Champ come out here and attack Frank Finelli! By Gawd!
We fade out to a commercial break as Madison walks out of the ring and back up the ramp.
We come back from the commercial break and Patricia is in the ring with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following match is set for one fall!
Smoke comes on the stage. Melody Lee's music starts to play. She comes out in a I love Rissi shirt and waves around to the crowd. She slides in the ring and gets ready for her opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First, Melody Lee!
Heather creeps out onto ramp and stands there, arms stretched out side by her side. She raises her arms up with two fingers up (together), with thumbs out, she takes in the cheers, and struts down to the ring. She then does the same thing on the ring apron before entering the ring.
Patricia Downs: And her opponent, Heather Helmsley!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds with both Heather and Melody quickly circling around the center of the ring. Melody is getting closer in the ring, trying to get a hand on Heather, but Melody takes a step back to avoid the first confrontation. They continue circling around the ring for a few seconds longer before finally locking up. Melody takes the advantage here by taking her over with an arm drag. She quickly drops down to try and get an arm bar locked in but Heather manages to get her arm free.
Chuck Thompson: Close one!
Steve White: Heather Helmsley just got out in the nick of time!
Both women quickly get back up to their feet, but Melody is met with a front kick. Heather pushes her back against the ropes and sends her off, as she rushes at her and drops down to the canvas quickly...Melody jumps over her, and continues back to the opposite ropes to bounce off of those. Melody comes back as Heather has leaped back to her feet and meets her with a hard forearm that sends Melody down to the canvas!
Steve White: Heather Helmsley looking to keep the advantage of this match.
Chuck Thompson: A great forearm.
As Melody hits the canvas, she quickly rolls over to get back up to her feet. Heather grabs Melody before she has the chance, and shoves her back into the corner. Heather comes in to deliver a couple knife edge chops straight to her chest! Melody tries to protect her chest but the moment she does, Heather pivots on her near foot to send a toe kick straight into Melody’s abdomen forcing her to lean over with a hand over her stomach, as the air was knocked out of her from that hard kick. Heather forces Melody to get back up before delivering another hard knife edge chop!
Steve White: Those chops can be heard throughout this entire arena!
Chuck Thompson: Look at how red her chest is getting!
Steve White: Damn son!
With Melody appearing to already be weakened, Heather climbs up to the top rope and grabs Melody by the head as she gestures that she’s going to get ready to start up a ten punch combo. The fans are cheering her on by applauding her, and shouting for her to do it. But Melody is able to grab Heather by the hips to lift her up and move out from underneath her! Melody rushes to the ropes as Heather goes headfirst into the turnbuckle. Melody is coming back as Heather is turning around, a little bit dazed, and Melody delivers a hard clothesline that sends her out of the ring.
Steve White: Melody’s coming back! She sends Heather to the outside of the ring!
Chuck Thompson: Smart move! Heather, just take a short break! Getting a breather!
Heather lands on her feet, but still dazed after the shot while the fans are checking on her to make sure she’s okay. Melody follows her outside of the ring, and the camera crew all scatter away, scared that Melody may hit them. Melody lifts Heather up and drops her onto the ring apron. She picks Heather up to her feet and slams her skull into the barricade before sending her forcefully back into the ring! She rolls in after her to attempt the cover.
Steve White: And a quick cover...
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KICK OUT!
Chuck Thompson: Very close.
Melody is arguing with the ref , as Heather crawls to the ropes. As Melody turns around, Heather kicks her in the gut and delivers the H2! Heather quickly covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner, via pin fall...Heather Helmsley!
Heather Helmsley gets up to her feet and gets her hand raised in victory by the referee. She stumbles out of the ring and makes her way back up the entrance ramp as the scene fades to a commercial break.
We come back from another commercial. The lights go dim.
I avoid my haters, don't pick up the phone
Na na na na na
You know
I bleed when I get stoned
All my enemies are unforgiven
No one can fuck with me
'Cos I AM I AM I AM DANNY GIVENS!
'I am Danny Givens' by Danny Givens hits the PA System. Scott Wilson and Danny Givens walk out onto the stage and down to the ring. Danny Givens is wearing a dress shirt and jacket and pair of jeans while Scott Wilson is wearing a pair of jeans and a t-shirt with 'SMD' on the front of it. Inside the ring is a sofa a coffee table and a big leather chair. Scott Wilson grabs a mic and starts to talk but Danny Givens quickly snatches it off of him.
Danny Givens: Another week of The EHWF Experience ladies and gents. Last week Rissi and the team got to the bottom of who Thorn's real papa was and after years of bad parenting from both candidates it turned out to be Thor... That's all in the past now. This week we have a new guest list...
The fans give a cheer and start a chant with a positive reaction.
Danny Givens: I know right. You're all probably thinking, what more could SMD and the EHWF Experience give us? Why are they so awesome? Well it's just because we are and tonight we plan on giving another 5 star segment!
The fans cheer.
Danny Givens: So Wilson and I are going to kick off The EHWF Experience tonight by first introducing our host... MICHAEL RISSI!
Headlines hits the PA system and Rissi makes his way onto the ramp. The EHWF Experience video comes on as Rissi makes his way into the ring. Rissi gets in and shakes Givens' hand and Wilson's hand. Wilson and Givens sit on the sofa and Rissi sits in the large leather chair. Givens takes a glass of water from the coffee table and takes a drink while Wilson takes his flask from his pocket and takes a swig.
Michael Rissi: Thank you Danny it's good to be here hosting the EHWF Experience once again this week. If I may say SMD is doing an amazing job at just being purely awesome week to week. We all know that I'm booked in a 6 man tag team match against the bitches who ambushed us on Meltdown last week but first I'm going to tackle one of the biggest issues plaguing EHWF right now and that's the ruthless attack on Scorpion a couple weeks ago. Scorpion is still in hospital with incredible injuries and although he is in a stable condition now he still is in a horrible state. Now personally I couldn't care less about Scorpion being half crushed and held up in a hospital bed having to urinate into a bag because he's frozen in pain... BUT I am curious as to who did this and what awesome ratings it will be for the EHWF Experience as I get to the bottom of it!
A massive cheer erupts through the crowd.
Michael Rissi: Who do we have as our first guest tonight Danny?
Danny Givens: Ris it's none other than the man... who lost the North American Championship match last week... It's Rockin' Lunatic!
Rockin' Lunatic's music goes off and he comes out looking pissed off. The crowd gives him a mixed reaction as he steps over the velvet ropes and slides into the ring.
Rockin' Lunatic: Meltdown was a dry run it was basically a set up. I want another shot at Frank and the NA title. I know I can defeat him and I think I'm entitled to another damn shot. And to be hon...
Michael Rissi: Whoa, Rockin' wait a damn minute. We don't want to know about you and the NA title and the fans don't want to know about it. What we what to know about is if your the one who tried to kill Scorpion by crushing his limo with that wrecking ball!
The crowd cheers and Rockin' looks shocked but he turns back to being pissed off.
Rockin' Lunatic: Are you serious... I only came here to talk about the NA title. I didn't try to kill Scorpion, that wasn't me!
Michael Rissi: Really? You were quick to deny it!
Rockin' Lunatic: Because I didn't do it!
Michael Rissi: OK fine you can keep telling all these people you didn't do it but I have to bring out another damn guest! Ladies and gents please welcome EHWF Interviewer LISA CALIBER!
Lisa comes out to some cheers and she walks down the ramp. Scott Wilson quickly helps her in the ring. Rockin' looks on.
Michael Rissi: Lisa welcome to the EHWF Experience. You are my favourite backstage interviewer and I just had to have you on the show tonight!
Lisa Caliber: Thanks it's really great to be he...
Michael Rissi: BUT tonight I will be asking the questions see, this is my show Lisa. I want to know why you tried to kill Scorpion! Why did you do it Lisa!?
Lisa is utterly shocked.
Lisa Caliber: What I would nev...
Michael Rissi: Don't give me that shit Lisa we all know it's someone we would least suspect! We all know you have a thing for Scorpion, interviewing him occasionally and such. You knew Scorpion was never going to feel the same way about you so you went and tried to kill him but you failed. Don't deny it you snake in the grass, the jig is up!
Lisa Caliber: No, no none of that is tru...
Rissi interrupts as Rockin', Wilson and Givens watch on.
Michael Rissi: Are you calling me a liar? Are you really calling me a liar is that what you're saying? That I'm a liar?!
Lisa Caliber: Wel...
Michael Rissi: Oh come off it Lisa! Come off it, you can't hide it anymore so just come clean and admi...
Rissi is cut off as Tyler Gates' music goes off and he walks out to cheers. Gates slides in the ring and grabs a mic off of the table.
Tyler Gates: Whoa, Rissi... What the hell man? You can't just be accusing people of this shit. You can't be calling people liars and making allegations with no real proof. You shouldn't be doing that Rissi and Lisa, you should be subject to this treatment either.
Lisa smiles and Rissi shakes his head.
Lisa Caliber: Well thanks Tyler, thanks a lo...
Tyler quickly cuts Lisa Caliber off.
Tyler Gates: What you should be subject to Lisa, is a damn lie detector test!
Lisa Caliber: Wha...
Tyler Gates: NO! NO! You're not going to lie your way out of this one sweetheart. Why did you do it huh? Tell me why Lisa!
Michael Rissi: Yeah why...
Lisa goes to speak but no words come out. She almost begins crying but Madison Murdock's music goes off and the fans break out into a cheer. Madison comes out, jumps over the velvet rope and gets in the ring with her title belt.
Madison Murdock: Come on guys... Really? Your going to accuse Lisa of doing something we all know she didn't do. Why don't you actually try looking a little deeper before making unfounded allegations and picking the first few people you see as the perps?
The crowd cheers and the seven superstars stay silent for a brief moment.
Michael Rissi: Alright fine. Maybe Lisa didn't do it, maybe Rockin' didn't do it...
Rissi looks over at Tyler Gates and the crowd gets louder.
Michael Rissi: Maybe Tyler Gates did it?
Tyler Gates: You can't be serious Rissi!
Michael Rissi: Really? You haven't been in EHWF for that long. None of us really know you that well and someone did try to crush his limo with a wrecking ball. That's a pretty unique way to kill someone and you are a pretty unique person... It all adds up.
Tyler Gates: No, it doesn't fucking add up because the limo was crushed right after I defeated Thor in the main event by submission. I was still out in the ring celebrating when the attack happened not in a damn crane. Check the damn tapes if you don't believe me!
Rissi reluctantly nods.
Michael Rissi: OK fine maybe you didn't do it Tyler buy who the fuck did. The list if people that want to kill Scorpion is endless damn it.
Madison Murdock: Well, who was unhappy with Scorpion at the time?
Michael Rissi: A lot of people... The majority of everyone...
Madison shakes her head.
Madison Murdock: Swaggah... Swaggah was unhappy that Scorpion put Quinton Hughes in the Meltdown Chamber instead of someone more deserving. Maybe Swaggah did it.
Tyler Gates: Swaggah couldn't have done it. He was on the camera the same time Scorpion was half crushed. Swaggah was the first in at the wreckage mere seconds after it happened.
Michael Rissi: True, I guess that almost rules Swaggah out but I still have my susspisions. Perhaps it was...
I need a doctor hits and Quinton Hughes angrily comes out in a rage. Hughes is heckled by a douchebag teenage fan in the crowd and Hughes yanks him out over the barrier and beats the shit out of him. Hughes then gets in the ring and snatches a mic from an official on the outside.
Quinton Hughes: No, you faggots. I did not try and kill Scorpion with a wrecking ball... But I wish I had of!
The crowd gasps in shock as Hughes shakes his head.
Quinton Hughes: Motherfucking Scorpion screwed me out of my chance of going to Bloodbath to become the Mayhem Champion. That cocksucking fagbeast deserves to die! Unfortunatly someone couldn't finish the job...
Rissi has a fake look of disgust on his face and he approaches the beast that is Quinton Hughes. The ring full of superstars watch.
Michael Rissi: Are you saying that you wanted poor Scorp to get killed?
Quinton Hughes: Yes but I didn't kill him because I was also on camera just before his limo got crushed so Ha! Suck my dick!
Madison Murdock: So who killed him?
Mac Daddy's music interrupts and he struts down to the ring sexually thrusting along the way.
Mac Daddy: I know I have a match tonight with this Rissi piece of trash and this Gates scum along with that filthy nigga. But I thought I'd come and plead my innocence as well as pick up some ladies to dip my dick in this evening.
Mac winks at Lisa and Maddie but they look disgusted. Mac brings the mic back to his lips and sensually starts licking it. Mac goes to speak but Rockin' knocks the mic out of his hand and rages.
Rockin' Lunatic: No! No more of this shit! No more guests! I came on this show tonight to let the world know I deserve another title shot and that's what I plan to fucking do! No more speaking no more guests!
Suddenly the TNA theme goes off and Stormy from TNA along with Scotty Paine and Eric Draven walk down the ramp as people pelt things at the all the way down to the ring.
Michael Rissi: Oh great. You assfucks don't belong in this ring. TNA isn't EHWF's developmental territory anymore, we sold you guys to gaypornoflicks.com didn't we?
Scotty Paine: Yes we do gay porn now but that's besides the point! I came here to say that I didn't try and kill Scorpion but I'm glad he's in hospital bleeding internally. But that's not all I came here for is it Stormy.
Stormy: No it's not Scotty...
Scotty Paine: No... I came here for this...
Scotty Paine jumps down and grabs Scott Wilson's zipper of his pants and tries to take them off of him. Wilson is shocked and slaps Paine upside the head Paine gets up pissed off and Wilson hits Paine with a right hand. Rissi then superkicks Scotty Paine. Paine is about to fall but Rockin' hits Paine with a Lunatic Twist through the coffee table! Rockin' then chases Draven outside the ring and chases him through the crowd!
Michael Rissi: Everyone just calm down!
Mac Daddy hits Rissi with a forearm in the back. Rissi pushes Mac Daddy against the ropes Gates and Rissi look at each other and both clothesline Mac Daddy over the top rope. Gates goes on the outside and chases Mac backstage!
Steve White: Maybe a preview of what will happen later tonight!
Chuck Thompson: The ring is starting to empty but we didn't get an answer about Scorpion's attacker!
Wilson helps Lisa Caliber out of the ring and the two escape to the back.
Rissi and Givens are shown back in the ring hammering shots on the animal Quinton Hughes. Quinton picks up a sofa in the ring and tosses it at Rissi and Givens but they duck it and it hits the outside. Rissi and Givens clothesline Hughes outside the ring and they brawl on the outside.
Chuck Thompson: Chaos all around the area tonight! Damn Rissi you incompetant prick you found out nothing tonight!
Madison Murdock is still in the ring just looking outat the fighting. Stormy comes behind her and sneaks up without Maddie’s attention. Stormy from TNA swings a punch at her but Maddie quickly turns around and grabs Stormy's fist. Stormy struggles as Maddie over powers her and eventually starts bending her wrist back. Stormy is on her knees begging for mercy. Maddie whips Stormy against the ropes and knocks over some chairs, and then when Stormy comes back Maddie hits her with a powerslam. The crowd cheers and Maddie climbs the turnbuckle - she stares down at Stormy for a moment and then hits her with a big Swanton Bomb! The crowd goes wild and Maddie leaves the ring as EMT's rush down.
Rissi and Givens are still on the ramp fighting Quinton Hughes. The tron suddenly flickers on and Swaggah appears on screen looking pissed off.
John Swaggah: Rissi! What the fuck, you found nothing out you just caused a riot you dumb son of a bitch! Next week I'm going to be on The EHWF Experience and I will make an announcement about Scorpion's attacker motherfuckers. Now clean that mess up!
The superstars stop fighting Rissi looks back in the ring and sees his set furniture is all trashed. Rissi slides back in the ring and has a sad look on his face as the crowd cheers and laughs. We fade out to commercial.
We come back and see Patricia Downs ready to announce the next contest.
Patricia Downs: This following intergender match is set for one fall!
A white fog starts to cover the ramp as the opening notes to Bullets by Creed start to play. A series of bright red spot lights turn on illuminating the smoke as Sujir's silhouette is seen at the top of the ramp. The smoke slowly clears as Sujir wearing a red leather trench coat slowly steps down the ramps striding slowly towards the ring nodding to the fans as he does so. Once to the ring he climbs the steel steps and slides into the ring under the ropes and then rises to his knees kneeling to the center of the ring staring at the top of the entrance ramp his arms spread. About halfway through the song he jumps to his feet he rises to his feet and strides confidently to his corner. Once there he pulls off his trench coat tossing it towards the ring announcers before he rises to the top ropes as the lights return to normal and he awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Sujir Thorn!
Man Eater hits the PA system and Madison Murdock comes out to cheers from the crowd. She runs down the ramp and gets in the ring, holding her title above her head as the bell rings.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… The Divas Champion… Madison Murdock!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and Madison and Sujir circle each other for a while. Sujir goes for a clothesline but Madison ducks him. Sujir comes back for another clothesline attempt but she ducks it again. Madison jumps up and hits a high kick to Sujir’s chest. Sujir gets up but Madison hits him with a dropkick and takes him back down. Madison picks Sujir up and hits a sunset flip pin but he kicks out of it. Both competitors get up and Madison takes Sujir down with an armdrag!
Steve White: Madison with an impressive showing against Sujir. She’s proved that she is an incredible competitor but if she can get the win here tonight that will put her in a class of her own!
Chuck Thompson: And you have to wonder why she attacked Finelli earlier tonight. I don’t think it was to help Chance Rugani, there is definitely more to that one Steve.
Sujir gets up and swings but Maddie ducks and knees him in the gut. Madison bounces off of the ropes but Sujir hits her with a massive clothesline. Sujir is pissed and picks her up and hits her with a scoopslam!
Sujir grabs her again and this time gets her in a mean headlock. He tries to make her submit but she grabs his arm and reverses it into a chicken wing hold! Sujir struggles but gets out of it and whips Madison in the corner! Sujir runs up and hits a big clothesline on Maddie in the corner and she is groggy. Sujir hoists Madison up on his back but she slides off and pushes him into the corner. Sujir comes back and Madison hits him with a facebuster!
Steve White: Facebuster! Damn, Sujir was coming back but Maddie stopped him in his tracks!
Chuck Thompson: Oh great, it’s Uncle Armando…
Madison is going to cover Sujir but Armando Cortez; Sujir’s uncle rushes down the ramp and gets up on the apron trying to get in the ring and yelling at the ref and Maddie. Maddie gets up and dropkicks Cortez off of the apron into the barricade!
Steve White: Maddie sends Armando flying into the Barricade with a dropkick!
Chuck Thompson: Armando is fucked up! Maddie don’t turn around!
Madison turns around and gets hits with a spinebuster from Thorn! Thorn takes advantage and quickly hooks her leg for the cover.
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Maddie kicking out of a big spinebuster. Sujir went to another place with that move but Maddie is just on another level!
Chuck Thompson: The Divas Champion had a ruthless ladder match last week and is still recovering from that but she looks like she hasn’t missed a beat.
Sujir picks her up and tosses her into the corner. Sujir runs at her but she moves and Sujir slams into the corner and then Maddie springs off of the ropes and hits him with a flying heel kick! Sujir goes down and Maddie runs at him on the mat but he flips her on her back and both competitors recover back to their feet. They both run at each other but Madison hits Sujir with the Chick Kick! Sujir is hit and with a burst of incredible speed, Madison springs off of the ropes and hits the Maddie Go Round into a pin!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The Divas Champion… Madison Murdock!
Steve White: Maddie picks up a huge win!
Chuck Thompson: Nice match!
Maddie celebrates in the ring with her title. Armando runs in and pushes her in the back. She turns around and he swings but she blocks it and starts pummeling him with hard shots. Cortez takes Maddie down and is wrestling with her on the mat when Swaggah’s music hits. Swaggah and Mazzio come out and rush in the ring. Mazzio grabs Cortez from the mat and Swaggah grabs a mic.
John Swaggah: Cortez you piece of shit… Did you try and kill Scorpion? Did you?
Armando Cortez: What? No! No I did not!
John Swaggah: I don’t believe you. You’re coming in the back for questioning!
Mazzio hits Cortez with a monstrous clothesline then picks him up and he and Swaggah walk back up the ramp. Maddie gets up and picks up her title. Her music goes off again as we fade to a commercial break.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another great edition of Friday Night Mayhem! As always, i'm Steve White along with Chuck Thompson here and...
He is suddenly interrupted as come to Me by Diddy hits the PA system and the fans cheer. John Swaggah walks out and is followed by his bodyguard Domenic Mazzio. They get into the ring and Swaggah talks to an official. Someone the hands Swaggah a mic from the outside and Swaggah ushers for his music to cut.
John Swaggah: Hello ladies and gents. Welcome to Mayhem tonight. Unfortunatly a couple weeks ago we saw Scorpion in that traffic wrecking ball limo attack. Scorpion is in a stable conditition now but his injuries are still horrific. Nonetheless this attack will not go unpunished and I will lead an investigation to bring those responsible to justice.
The fans give a mixed reaction.
John Swaggah: As Mayhem's acting GM I got a few suspects on my list but I have no idea who may have done this. After tonight I expect that to change and I expect to have a clear view of who did this and they will have to face the wrath and justice of John Swaggah! On top of that the culprit will also b...
John Swaggah is cut off as Alexander Corvis walks down the ramp shouting.
Alexander Corvis: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Mr. Swaggah I'm afraid I'm going to have to stop you right there damn it. Just earlier you said that you were Mayhem's 'acting GM.'
John Swaggah: Uh yes that's right...
Corvis rolls in the ring shaking his head.
Alexander Corvis: As EHWF's greatest interviewer and journalist I have just learned that you made yourself the Acting GM. Scorpion didn't make you the acting GM after his accident because he was too messed up. You basically appointed yourself the GM with no consultation with the owner.
John Swaggah: Well of course, I'm number two.
Alexander Corvis: No! No! That's not the case Mr. Swaggah as you yourself just returned to the EHWF and have only been in the senior managment position for a few months now. You had no authority to do that Swaggah so I'm sorry your not in charge here tonight. I got it all here in these documents.
The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Swaggah looks shocked. Corvis waves the papers around as he laughs.
John Swaggah: Why would you do me like that Alex?
Alexander Corvis: Because I saw an opportunity. See I told the EHWF Board of directors and...
John Swaggah: You did what!?
Alexander Corvis: I told the EHWF Board of directors and they said a general manager has to be sworn in from a diverse range of candidates. I thought to myself, maybe I'm tired of being a backstage interviewer who the competitors treat like shit and take their anger out on, maybe I want to be in charge, so I took advantage and now the competitors with the board of directors will vote in a new EHWF GM. By Bloodbath we will have a new Mayhem General manager and I'm throwing my hat into that little draw. Swaggah, you are looking at the soon to be new General Manager...
Swaggah is in shock, his jaw has dropped at these developments and he tilts his head and gets angry at Corvis. Corvis smiles arrogantly.
John Swaggah: You must be out your god damn mind motherfucker!
The form of talent manager James Daniels appears on the stage.
James Daniels: Boys I wouldn't worry about it because if the case is like Corvis has said it is then neither of you will be GM. I will!
Alexander Corvis: Well there's a problem with that. See I have a lot of campaigning to do because everyone... Everyone on the roster and in the company from a camera man to the World Champion is elegible to become the GM but the board of directors will ultimatly make that decision. I think I've shown them that I am the best person for the GM spot...
James Daniels: We'll just have to see about that I suppose.
Swaggah lashes out.
John Swaggah: Fine, the board of directors can have their little game! I don't give a single fuck! When all this shit is over I will be the GM at the end of the month. Until then I'm the fucking senior manager and I'm running the show until the ballet and I will find Scorpion's attacker! So... Corvis - get the fuck out of my ring bitch!
Domenic Mazzio runs up and clotheslines Corvis over the top rope and sends him crashing to the ground. Swaggah starts raging in the ring.
Steve White: Who the hell would have guessed that we have no true GM since the attempted slaying of Scorpion and that the directors can vote in anyone in the company into the position, even you and I Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: I wasn't expecting this at all tonight and from Alexander Corvis no less. In the coming weeks I guess we'll see who our GM is!
We fade out to a commercial break at the image of Swaggah shaking his head in the ring.
The scene comes back from a commercial break and the arena is silent as the fans await what is our first match of the night. The commentators our both getting situated as Patricia Downs enters through the ropes. The crowd getting into it as they all are getting pumped for what they knew would no be a disappointment. Another exciting night of EHWF action!
Patircia Downs: The following contest is the opening match for our Friday Night Mayhem card! Introducing first she is debuting here tonight and hails from Las Vegas Nevada! She comes in here tonight standing at five feet and eight inches. She comes in weighing in at one hundred and thirty five pounds! Introducing our newest diva to the EHWF family..SHE IS ASHLEY POSION!!!
The heavy guitar beats of the song Poison by Alice Cooper starts to blare.Then,the drum beats fill the arena. That's when the beautiful Ashley Poison starts to come on out being acompained by her manager Martini Stine.They walk past the fans with evilish smiles on their faces. When they get to the ring, Martini helps the beauty get in the ring & she thanks him. She gets in the ring & flips the fans off.She goes to each side of the ring & does a arm extension. Finally,she hops off of the ring ropes & stand by her manager to talk about the match that she's due to wrestle in.
Steve White: Well this young woman comes in and we haven't really heard much about her. I've seen her promo, but I don't think it says all that much. We'll just have to see what the girl can do in the ring shall we? Cause this could be a fun match or a squash. All depends on the quality of our new girl.
Patricia Downs: Introducing her opponent..she hails from Lexington Kentucky! She comes in tonight standing at five feet and six inches!She comes in weighing in at one hundred and forty five pounds! She is the countrified diva..BRANDY ALLEN!!
The lights dim as Beer and Gasoline blasts throught out the arena. Finally pink and blue light flood the darkness leading the a stage area. Brandy steps out into the lights as fans give her a mixture of boos and cheers. She energetically makes her way to the ring as she smiles to the fans. She slides in under the bottom rope as the arena lights come back on.
Chuck Thompson: On the opposite end of this match we see very little chance of this woman losing to Ashley Posion because of the simple fact that she is the veteran between the two. I don't see Posion gaining anything from this match more than a bit of publicity. Hopefully that does her some good.
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Ashley Poison vs. Brandy Allen
The fans erupt as the bell rings. Brandy Allen turns to wave to some of these fans and Ashley takes advantage with a running knee that hits her precisely across her back! Brandy grunts and turns into the slap that knocks her absolutely senseless! Ashley begins to land several forearms to her chin which causes her to slump into the corner with a grunt. Brandy pushes her off and lands a nice clothesline! Followed by another! Brandy begins to land several punches that sends Ashley stumbling back into the ropes. Brandy runs into the ropes opposite of her and flies at Ashley who pulls the ropes down! Brandy lands on the outside with a hard thud and Ashley stumbles in the middle of the ring grabbing the top of her head with a twisted smirk crossing her face as Brandy Allen begins to move on the outside. Lifting herself onto the apron to get back into the ring, but she is much slower than before. Brandy lifts herself up off the mat but she is met with a very harsh kick to her noggin on the way in! Ashley throws her into the corner with much force! Getting on top of the turn buckle and taunting the fans!
Steve White: What a show of knowledge of her surroundings by good ole Ashley Posion Chuck! I have never seen this young woman in action before, but I must admit that she pulled the wool over our veteran's eyes at least on this one occasion. Brandy needs to push her way back into this match otherwise she is going to be in to much trouble for her to even have a chance to win this match. It's now or never for her!
Ashley Posion begins landing shot after shot on her opponent until out of no where Brandy pulls her feet out from under her! Ashley's head hits the turnbuckle! Brandy runs into the ropes and lands a nice big boot! The fans go hysterical as she catches Ashley on her way back up..lifting her into the air and landing a violent Crucifix Power bomb! Ashley Posion's form is limp as Brandy's form leans into the corner with her eyes wide at her own power. Slowly dropping onto the mat and crawling to Ashley's prone form.
Chuck Thomposn: Well all that good talk about Ashley Posion Steve and you have just watched her get stomped out like a little bug. THAT IS MATCH STEVE! SHE CAN'T KICK OUT OF THAT ONE!
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DING DING DING!
Steve White: I don't know what to say to that one myself. I thought she had a real chance in this one, but it looks like I have to bite my tongue after all. Brandy Allen has won in what was indeed a impressing fashion to say the least.
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner..by pinfall...BRANDY ALLEN!!
Brandy looks up as the ref holds up her arm and the fans are all standing up for a very impressive showing. She slowly exits the ring scratching the back of her head. She begins to head up to the top of the ramp and the show fades to commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand, ready to announce the next match.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a fatal four way match scheduled for one fall!
The lights all go out and a spotlight appears at the entrance. Ania Zvonareva steps out into the spotlight wearling a sexy tennis skirt and sports bra. She raises the mic up to her mouth as she starts towards the ring with the spotlight staying with her starting to speak in her Russian accent, 'Ladies and gentlemen, young adults, tiny children, you are all here to witness a greatness that words simply can not describe. You will be wide eyed in awe but also wanting to cover your eyes in shock of the brutal destruction of his opposition.' Ania pauses as she walks up the steps, steps a foot into the right between the bottom and middle rope, bends down and slowly swings her body from outside to inside the ring, pulls her other foot inside and walks to the center and turns around to face the entrance. 'Some men are forces to be reckoned with, this man is THE force to be reckoned with.' Ania pauses and points to the entrance, 'All welcome DAN SAGER!!!'
'I'm Comin' blares over the speakers as the spotlight quickly travels from the ring back to the entrance. Dan Sager walks out briskly staring straight ahead as he heads to the ring. Fans booing and taunting him get no response. Sager wearing black wrestling tights, grey t-shirt, black boots, and black leather jacket heads up the steps, grabs the top rope and springs himself over. He steps up to Ania who is smiling and clapping and takes off his jacket and hands it to her. He strips off the t-shirt and hands the shirt to Ania who then slips out of the ring going slowly between the bottom and middle ropes again. Sager steps off into a corner, stretching his arm muscles still emotionless as he awaits for the match to begin and the lights come on.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, fighting out of Mauston, Wisconsin, standing at 5 feet and 9 inches tall and weighing in at 190 pounds, Dan Sager!
Beautiful Lie hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big sillouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, fighting out of Australia, standing at 6 feet and 4 inches tall and weighing in at 335 pounds, Domenic Mazzio!
The fans are all in their seats as Freedom by Clenchfist is heard throughout the arena and Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out on the stage. He looks around at the fans, who are on their feet screaming. Lunatic signals as pyro shoots out of the stage and he then makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. He slides into the ring and poses in the corner, then waits for his last opponent.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, fighting out of Tampa, Florida, standing at 5 feet and 9 inches tall and weighing in at 165 pounds, Rockin' Lunatic!
Above The Law by Bad Meets Evil hits the PA system and the fans lose it in their seats. They rage into a series of boos as Jason Dave steps out into the vicinity. He nods in approval of the crowd's recognition of him. He struts down the ramp, ignoring the degrading comments coming from each of the crowd members. He slides into the ring and taunts the crowd as he waits for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, fighting out of Cameron, North Carolina, standing at 6 feet and 2 inches tall and weighing in at 215 pounds, Jason Dave!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Dan Sager vs. Domenic Mazzio vs. Rockin' Lunatic vs. Jason Dave
The match starts off and immediately Jason Dave runs at Rockin' Lunatic and clothelines him hard down to the ring mat. He then turns just in time to see Dan Sager running at him. He grabs his arm and monkey tosses him up and over the top rope to the outside of the ring! Domenic Mazzio exits the ring and Dan Sager stumbles back up to his feet and turns around and is speared nearly in half by Mazzio! Sager lays on the floor on the outside of the ring, holding his ribs and kicking his feet in pain. Jason Dave begins punishing Rockin' Lunatic on the inside of the ring.
Steve White: Oh my God! What a spear by Mazzio! He nearly broke Sager in half!
Chuck Thompson: Sager won't last too long here in EHWF if he takes too many shots like that. That was brutal.
Mazzio picks up Sager on the outside of the ring and throws him into the steel ring steps! He then pushes Sager away from the steps and waits for him to get back up to his feet. While he is waiting, inside of the ring Jason Dave is still putting a beating on Lunatic. They are on the top rope and Jason Dave jumps off with Lunatic, hitting a superplex! Dave rolls over onto Lunatic for the pin. 1...2...kickout! Mazzio almost enters the ring to break up the pin attempt, but Lunatic kicks out just in time anyway. Mazzio slides back out of the ring and picks up the steel steps that Dan Sager was just thrown into. Sager stumbles back up to his feet and Mazzio throws the steel steps at him, smashing him right in the face and instantly knocking him out cold!
Steve White: By gawd! Mazzio killed him! He fucking threw the steps right at his face!
Chuck Thompson: Ya i'm not completely sure that was called for..
Mazzio walks over to the ringside commentators table and takes one of the steel chairs that is set up. He folds it up and watches inside of the ring as Jason Dave continues the beating on Rockin' Lunatic. Jason Dave irish whips Lunatic hard into the corner of the ring then runs at him and jumps and smashes his forearm right into Lunatic's face! Dave then drags Lunatic to the center of the ring and Mazzio enters with the steel chair! He comes up behind Dave and swings the chair, but Dave rolls out of the way and the chair bashes right off the skull of Lunatic! Lunatic falls to the ring mat, out cold from the chair shot. Dave then pulls the chair out of Mazzio's hands and smacks him over the head with it! Mazzio falls to the ring mat, holding his head, and rolls out of the ring. Dave lays the chair down and picks up Lunatic and hits the Reality Check I on the chair! He then goes for a pin as the crowd is going crazy. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Jason Dave!
Steve White: What a job by Jason Dave!
Jason Dave climbs back up to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. He shows off a little bit in the ring while Mazzio slowly gets back up to his feet and the other two men still down. Dave exits the ring and heads back up the entrance ramp as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
We come back from the commercial break and Patricia Downs is in the ring with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a tag team match and is set for one fall!
The static cuts the banter among the EHWF fans who are sitting in attendance waiting ever so patiently for the next bout. Once the static is blared out of the PA system and “Hero” by Skillet plays, the fans of all ages - children and adults all alike rise up onto their feet with their arms waving in the air. Chance Rugani comes out with a smile on his face and slides up in the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Chance Rugani!
What you Want by Evanescence blasts over the PA systems as the crowd erupts in cheer, Mike Maddox enters the ramps and here the whole crowds females chanting his name. Maddox struts his stuff with his trademark leather jacket engraved with "The: Ladies Man on it. Mike then runs down to the ring and slides into the ring. Maddox then runs to the nearest turnbuckle and raises his arms then cuts his throat the crowd erupts even louder. Maddox then steps in his corner with a confident and determined look on his face as he awaits for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… The Ladies Man – Mike Maddox!
As "Bad To The Bone" begins to play over the PA system, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echos with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment and then steps through the ropes and enters the ring. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponents, First The North American Champion - Frank Finelli!
The opening riff to "Let it Die" by Ozzy Osbourne echoes through the arenas speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before a golden light focuses on the top of the ramp. Standing there is a regal looking Sah'ta Thor who is wearing a white furred red satin kingly mantle with a matching crown. In his right hand is a royal scepter studded with gems. The light takes on a reddish tinge as four women (Melfina, Briandea, Paige, and Colliette) dressed in varying colored corsets come out from the back and surround him. As the lyrics start up, the group starts down the ramp as the women dance around him. Once at the ring, Thor hands the crown and scepter to the women before shrugging off the royal robes. Thor is now revealed to be standing in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. He pulls off his shirt, revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents.
Patricia Downs: And his partner, The Hardcore Champion… Sah’ta Thor!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Empire of Blood (Frank Finelli & Sah’ta Thor) vs. Mike Maddox & Chance Rugani
Steve White: Here we go!
Chuck Thompson: This tag match is under way now with two champs taking on two hungry competitors!
The match starts out with Frank Finelli and Chance Rugani in the ring. Frank Finelli thinks they are going to do the classic tie up to begin the match, however, Chance Rugani has a different idea. He charges at Frank while he has his arms up but Frank hits him with a big boot out of nowhere and the crowd laughs. Frank picks up Chance and hits him with a massive suplex! Frank goes to pick up Rugani but Rugani kicks Frank in the head and Frank goes down to the mat. He doesn't allow Frank Finelli to get back up to his feet as he begins pounding him in the face repeatedly. He finally lets Frank go as he climbs back up to his feet. Frank Finelli hurries back up to his feet to make sure Chance doesn't jump on him again. He makes it back up but is immediately taken down quickly with a thunderous clothesline! Frank Finelli lays on the ring mat on his stomach, holding the back of his head.
Steve White: Chance Rugani trying hard to take down Finelli here!
Chuck Thompson: The North American Champion and the Hardcore Champion should win this match tonight. They are champion and Rugani has never fought in EHWF before.
Chance Rugani picks Frank back up to his feet, but Frank breaks the grip Chance has on him and takes Chance down with an STO! Chance falls down to the ring mat and Frank Finelli suddenly gets a huge boost of energy as he runs off of the ropes and straight at Chance as he climbs back up to his feet. He jumps and hits a jumping shoulder block to the upper chest of Chance. He then jumps on Chance's back as he tries to get back up to his feet and he puts him in a rear naked choke! Chance is reaching for the ropes with all his might, and lucky for him, he is close enough to them to grab. The referee tells Frank Finelli to let go of the submission hold, and he does. He is quick to pick Chance back up to his feet and he throws him into the corner of the ring. He doesn't realize until he does it though, that the corner he threw him into is his own. Mike Maddox easily tags the shoulder of Chance Rugani and climbs into the ring. Frank Finelli is in a rage. He runs at Maddox, but Maddox drops down and hits him with a drop toe hold, sending Frank Finelli face first into the second turnbuckle.
Steve White: That can't feel too good.
Chuck Thompson: Frank Finelli is fighting good tonight but Maddox has been on a roll and he’s damn hungry Steve!
Mike Maddox goes to pick up Frank, but Frank scrambles in between his legs and hurries over to his corner of the ring. He reaches up and slaps the hand of Sah’ta Thor. Thor climbs to the top rope and launches off, but Maddox dropkicks Thor in the gut in mid air! Thor lies on the ring mat, holding his chest and coughing. Mike Maddox picks him up and powerbombs him hard into the corner of the ring, bending Thor's back over the top turnbuckle in an awkward way. He then stomps the hurt Thor in the corner of the ring a few times.
Steve White: Thor has to be in pain. Just a few vicious moves by Mike Maddox has done a lot of damage.
Chuck Thompson: Maddox is looking great right now.
Maddox picks Thor back up to his feet and sets him on the top rope. He climbs up after him and stands on the second rope, landing a few solid punches to the head of Thor before climbing up with him onto the top rope. He lifts his arm and puts it over his head. He then picks Sah’ta Thor up and lands a huge superplex on him! Both men lay on the ring mat for a few seconds and then Maddox rolls over and pins Sah’ta Thor.
1…
2...
Kickout!
Thor gets his arm up just in time!
Chuck Thompson: I'm not sure how Thor kicked out of that, but he is showing heart.
Steve White: He is showing heart, but how much heart does he have left?
Mike Maddox climbs back up to his feet and picks up Sah’ta Thor. He throws him against the ring ropes and when Thor comes running back at him, he lifts him high up over his head and tosses him over with a huge backdrop! Thor falls to the ring mat and scurries over to his corner and tags in Frank Finelli. Finelli runs in and hits a spear on Maddox! Maddox is hurt and Thor yells something to Finelli. Frank turns to Thor and answers him and goes back to Mike Maddox. Finelli grabs Maddox but Maddox hits a jawbreaker on Frank. Frank is quickly put back down by Mike Maddox as Maddox hits a spinning heel kick. Finelli stumbles back up to his feet and Maddox hits him with a jumping backbreaker! Finelli lies on the ring mat holding his back and kicking his feet in pain. Sah’ta Thor, not even fully recovered himself, attempts to get into the ring and attack Maddox, but Maddox clotheslines Thor onto the apron. Frank gets up and goes for a running STO and plants Maddox on the mat. Maddox, almost instinctively, rolls over and tags in Chance Rugani. Chance slowly comes into the ring and is immediately hit with the Finelli Fatality! Frank goes for the cover!
1...
2...
3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winners of this match, the team of Frank Finelli & Sah'ta Thor, The Empire of Bood!
The match is over. Thor and Finelli get their arms raised and then they begin to relentlessly attack Maddox and Chance after the match is over! Thor tosses Maddox out of the ring and then Thor and Finelli start stomping out Chance in the ring. Finelli hits Rugani with the Finelli Fatality again and Thor picks him up and hits Chance with the Parasite Eve. They start stomping out Chance again but out of nowhere. Maddox runs back in the ring and clotheslines Thor over the top rope. Maddox grabs Thor and slams him into the barricade then sends him over it into the crowd!
Steve White: Maddox and Thor in the crowd now! What the hell the match is over!
Maddox steps over the barricade and grabs Thor but Thor elbows Maddox and whips him into a bunch of chairs in the crowd. Thor picks Maddox up and the pair starts moving as they fight! Thor knees Maddox in the gut and then pushes him into the frame of an exit. Thor kicks Maddox while he’s down. Maddox grabs Thor and slams him down on the stairs hard! Maddox picks Thor up but Thor hits Maddox in the face with a hard right! Maddox and Thor start to brawl trading punches as they disappear fighting out into the exit and disappearing from the camera’s view.
Steve White: These guys are gone out of the stands and have gone fighting out of the arena!
Finelli is still in the ring and was watching. He looks down at a destroyed Chance Rugani and grabs him, plummeting hard elbows into an already injured Rugani’s back! Finelli then laughs and gets ready to hit the Finelli Fatality. Suddenly the crowd cheers as an unexpected Madison Murdock rushes down the ramp and slides into the ring with a chair! Madison dives at Finelli and hits him with a huge chair shot to the head! The crowd is confused and cheers, Finelli stumbles around and Rugani is released from his grip but is out of the mat. Finelli turns around and Madison hits Frank again in the head with the chair! Frank goes down and Madison looks down at him.
Steve White: By Gawd, why would Madison Murdock, the Divas Champ come out here and attack Frank Finelli! By Gawd!
We fade out to a commercial break as Madison walks out of the ring and back up the ramp.
We come back from the commercial break and Patricia is in the ring with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following match is set for one fall!
Smoke comes on the stage. Melody Lee's music starts to play. She comes out in a I love Rissi shirt and waves around to the crowd. She slides in the ring and gets ready for her opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First, Melody Lee!
Heather creeps out onto ramp and stands there, arms stretched out side by her side. She raises her arms up with two fingers up (together), with thumbs out, she takes in the cheers, and struts down to the ring. She then does the same thing on the ring apron before entering the ring.
Patricia Downs: And her opponent, Heather Helmsley!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Heather Helmsley vs. Melody Lee
The bell sounds with both Heather and Melody quickly circling around the center of the ring. Melody is getting closer in the ring, trying to get a hand on Heather, but Melody takes a step back to avoid the first confrontation. They continue circling around the ring for a few seconds longer before finally locking up. Melody takes the advantage here by taking her over with an arm drag. She quickly drops down to try and get an arm bar locked in but Heather manages to get her arm free.
Chuck Thompson: Close one!
Steve White: Heather Helmsley just got out in the nick of time!
Both women quickly get back up to their feet, but Melody is met with a front kick. Heather pushes her back against the ropes and sends her off, as she rushes at her and drops down to the canvas quickly...Melody jumps over her, and continues back to the opposite ropes to bounce off of those. Melody comes back as Heather has leaped back to her feet and meets her with a hard forearm that sends Melody down to the canvas!
Steve White: Heather Helmsley looking to keep the advantage of this match.
Chuck Thompson: A great forearm.
As Melody hits the canvas, she quickly rolls over to get back up to her feet. Heather grabs Melody before she has the chance, and shoves her back into the corner. Heather comes in to deliver a couple knife edge chops straight to her chest! Melody tries to protect her chest but the moment she does, Heather pivots on her near foot to send a toe kick straight into Melody’s abdomen forcing her to lean over with a hand over her stomach, as the air was knocked out of her from that hard kick. Heather forces Melody to get back up before delivering another hard knife edge chop!
Steve White: Those chops can be heard throughout this entire arena!
Chuck Thompson: Look at how red her chest is getting!
Steve White: Damn son!
With Melody appearing to already be weakened, Heather climbs up to the top rope and grabs Melody by the head as she gestures that she’s going to get ready to start up a ten punch combo. The fans are cheering her on by applauding her, and shouting for her to do it. But Melody is able to grab Heather by the hips to lift her up and move out from underneath her! Melody rushes to the ropes as Heather goes headfirst into the turnbuckle. Melody is coming back as Heather is turning around, a little bit dazed, and Melody delivers a hard clothesline that sends her out of the ring.
Steve White: Melody’s coming back! She sends Heather to the outside of the ring!
Chuck Thompson: Smart move! Heather, just take a short break! Getting a breather!
Heather lands on her feet, but still dazed after the shot while the fans are checking on her to make sure she’s okay. Melody follows her outside of the ring, and the camera crew all scatter away, scared that Melody may hit them. Melody lifts Heather up and drops her onto the ring apron. She picks Heather up to her feet and slams her skull into the barricade before sending her forcefully back into the ring! She rolls in after her to attempt the cover.
Steve White: And a quick cover...
1…
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KICK OUT!
Chuck Thompson: Very close.
Melody is arguing with the ref , as Heather crawls to the ropes. As Melody turns around, Heather kicks her in the gut and delivers the H2! Heather quickly covers!
1…
2…
3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner, via pin fall...Heather Helmsley!
Heather Helmsley gets up to her feet and gets her hand raised in victory by the referee. She stumbles out of the ring and makes her way back up the entrance ramp as the scene fades to a commercial break.
We come back from another commercial. The lights go dim.
I avoid my haters, don't pick up the phone
Na na na na na
You know
I bleed when I get stoned
All my enemies are unforgiven
No one can fuck with me
'Cos I AM I AM I AM DANNY GIVENS!
'I am Danny Givens' by Danny Givens hits the PA System. Scott Wilson and Danny Givens walk out onto the stage and down to the ring. Danny Givens is wearing a dress shirt and jacket and pair of jeans while Scott Wilson is wearing a pair of jeans and a t-shirt with 'SMD' on the front of it. Inside the ring is a sofa a coffee table and a big leather chair. Scott Wilson grabs a mic and starts to talk but Danny Givens quickly snatches it off of him.
Danny Givens: Another week of The EHWF Experience ladies and gents. Last week Rissi and the team got to the bottom of who Thorn's real papa was and after years of bad parenting from both candidates it turned out to be Thor... That's all in the past now. This week we have a new guest list...
The fans give a cheer and start a chant with a positive reaction.
Danny Givens: I know right. You're all probably thinking, what more could SMD and the EHWF Experience give us? Why are they so awesome? Well it's just because we are and tonight we plan on giving another 5 star segment!
The fans cheer.
Danny Givens: So Wilson and I are going to kick off The EHWF Experience tonight by first introducing our host... MICHAEL RISSI!
Headlines hits the PA system and Rissi makes his way onto the ramp. The EHWF Experience video comes on as Rissi makes his way into the ring. Rissi gets in and shakes Givens' hand and Wilson's hand. Wilson and Givens sit on the sofa and Rissi sits in the large leather chair. Givens takes a glass of water from the coffee table and takes a drink while Wilson takes his flask from his pocket and takes a swig.
Michael Rissi: Thank you Danny it's good to be here hosting the EHWF Experience once again this week. If I may say SMD is doing an amazing job at just being purely awesome week to week. We all know that I'm booked in a 6 man tag team match against the bitches who ambushed us on Meltdown last week but first I'm going to tackle one of the biggest issues plaguing EHWF right now and that's the ruthless attack on Scorpion a couple weeks ago. Scorpion is still in hospital with incredible injuries and although he is in a stable condition now he still is in a horrible state. Now personally I couldn't care less about Scorpion being half crushed and held up in a hospital bed having to urinate into a bag because he's frozen in pain... BUT I am curious as to who did this and what awesome ratings it will be for the EHWF Experience as I get to the bottom of it!
A massive cheer erupts through the crowd.
Michael Rissi: Who do we have as our first guest tonight Danny?
Danny Givens: Ris it's none other than the man... who lost the North American Championship match last week... It's Rockin' Lunatic!
Rockin' Lunatic's music goes off and he comes out looking pissed off. The crowd gives him a mixed reaction as he steps over the velvet ropes and slides into the ring.
Rockin' Lunatic: Meltdown was a dry run it was basically a set up. I want another shot at Frank and the NA title. I know I can defeat him and I think I'm entitled to another damn shot. And to be hon...
Michael Rissi: Whoa, Rockin' wait a damn minute. We don't want to know about you and the NA title and the fans don't want to know about it. What we what to know about is if your the one who tried to kill Scorpion by crushing his limo with that wrecking ball!
The crowd cheers and Rockin' looks shocked but he turns back to being pissed off.
Rockin' Lunatic: Are you serious... I only came here to talk about the NA title. I didn't try to kill Scorpion, that wasn't me!
Michael Rissi: Really? You were quick to deny it!
Rockin' Lunatic: Because I didn't do it!
Michael Rissi: OK fine you can keep telling all these people you didn't do it but I have to bring out another damn guest! Ladies and gents please welcome EHWF Interviewer LISA CALIBER!
Lisa comes out to some cheers and she walks down the ramp. Scott Wilson quickly helps her in the ring. Rockin' looks on.
Michael Rissi: Lisa welcome to the EHWF Experience. You are my favourite backstage interviewer and I just had to have you on the show tonight!
Lisa Caliber: Thanks it's really great to be he...
Michael Rissi: BUT tonight I will be asking the questions see, this is my show Lisa. I want to know why you tried to kill Scorpion! Why did you do it Lisa!?
Lisa is utterly shocked.
Lisa Caliber: What I would nev...
Michael Rissi: Don't give me that shit Lisa we all know it's someone we would least suspect! We all know you have a thing for Scorpion, interviewing him occasionally and such. You knew Scorpion was never going to feel the same way about you so you went and tried to kill him but you failed. Don't deny it you snake in the grass, the jig is up!
Lisa Caliber: No, no none of that is tru...
Rissi interrupts as Rockin', Wilson and Givens watch on.
Michael Rissi: Are you calling me a liar? Are you really calling me a liar is that what you're saying? That I'm a liar?!
Lisa Caliber: Wel...
Michael Rissi: Oh come off it Lisa! Come off it, you can't hide it anymore so just come clean and admi...
Rissi is cut off as Tyler Gates' music goes off and he walks out to cheers. Gates slides in the ring and grabs a mic off of the table.
Tyler Gates: Whoa, Rissi... What the hell man? You can't just be accusing people of this shit. You can't be calling people liars and making allegations with no real proof. You shouldn't be doing that Rissi and Lisa, you should be subject to this treatment either.
Lisa smiles and Rissi shakes his head.
Lisa Caliber: Well thanks Tyler, thanks a lo...
Tyler quickly cuts Lisa Caliber off.
Tyler Gates: What you should be subject to Lisa, is a damn lie detector test!
Lisa Caliber: Wha...
Tyler Gates: NO! NO! You're not going to lie your way out of this one sweetheart. Why did you do it huh? Tell me why Lisa!
Michael Rissi: Yeah why...
Lisa goes to speak but no words come out. She almost begins crying but Madison Murdock's music goes off and the fans break out into a cheer. Madison comes out, jumps over the velvet rope and gets in the ring with her title belt.
Madison Murdock: Come on guys... Really? Your going to accuse Lisa of doing something we all know she didn't do. Why don't you actually try looking a little deeper before making unfounded allegations and picking the first few people you see as the perps?
The crowd cheers and the seven superstars stay silent for a brief moment.
Michael Rissi: Alright fine. Maybe Lisa didn't do it, maybe Rockin' didn't do it...
Rissi looks over at Tyler Gates and the crowd gets louder.
Michael Rissi: Maybe Tyler Gates did it?
Tyler Gates: You can't be serious Rissi!
Michael Rissi: Really? You haven't been in EHWF for that long. None of us really know you that well and someone did try to crush his limo with a wrecking ball. That's a pretty unique way to kill someone and you are a pretty unique person... It all adds up.
Tyler Gates: No, it doesn't fucking add up because the limo was crushed right after I defeated Thor in the main event by submission. I was still out in the ring celebrating when the attack happened not in a damn crane. Check the damn tapes if you don't believe me!
Rissi reluctantly nods.
Michael Rissi: OK fine maybe you didn't do it Tyler buy who the fuck did. The list if people that want to kill Scorpion is endless damn it.
Madison Murdock: Well, who was unhappy with Scorpion at the time?
Michael Rissi: A lot of people... The majority of everyone...
Madison shakes her head.
Madison Murdock: Swaggah... Swaggah was unhappy that Scorpion put Quinton Hughes in the Meltdown Chamber instead of someone more deserving. Maybe Swaggah did it.
Tyler Gates: Swaggah couldn't have done it. He was on the camera the same time Scorpion was half crushed. Swaggah was the first in at the wreckage mere seconds after it happened.
Michael Rissi: True, I guess that almost rules Swaggah out but I still have my susspisions. Perhaps it was...
I need a doctor hits and Quinton Hughes angrily comes out in a rage. Hughes is heckled by a douchebag teenage fan in the crowd and Hughes yanks him out over the barrier and beats the shit out of him. Hughes then gets in the ring and snatches a mic from an official on the outside.
Quinton Hughes: No, you faggots. I did not try and kill Scorpion with a wrecking ball... But I wish I had of!
The crowd gasps in shock as Hughes shakes his head.
Quinton Hughes: Motherfucking Scorpion screwed me out of my chance of going to Bloodbath to become the Mayhem Champion. That cocksucking fagbeast deserves to die! Unfortunatly someone couldn't finish the job...
Rissi has a fake look of disgust on his face and he approaches the beast that is Quinton Hughes. The ring full of superstars watch.
Michael Rissi: Are you saying that you wanted poor Scorp to get killed?
Quinton Hughes: Yes but I didn't kill him because I was also on camera just before his limo got crushed so Ha! Suck my dick!
Madison Murdock: So who killed him?
Mac Daddy's music interrupts and he struts down to the ring sexually thrusting along the way.
Mac Daddy: I know I have a match tonight with this Rissi piece of trash and this Gates scum along with that filthy nigga. But I thought I'd come and plead my innocence as well as pick up some ladies to dip my dick in this evening.
Mac winks at Lisa and Maddie but they look disgusted. Mac brings the mic back to his lips and sensually starts licking it. Mac goes to speak but Rockin' knocks the mic out of his hand and rages.
Rockin' Lunatic: No! No more of this shit! No more guests! I came on this show tonight to let the world know I deserve another title shot and that's what I plan to fucking do! No more speaking no more guests!
Suddenly the TNA theme goes off and Stormy from TNA along with Scotty Paine and Eric Draven walk down the ramp as people pelt things at the all the way down to the ring.
Michael Rissi: Oh great. You assfucks don't belong in this ring. TNA isn't EHWF's developmental territory anymore, we sold you guys to gaypornoflicks.com didn't we?
Scotty Paine: Yes we do gay porn now but that's besides the point! I came here to say that I didn't try and kill Scorpion but I'm glad he's in hospital bleeding internally. But that's not all I came here for is it Stormy.
Stormy: No it's not Scotty...
Scotty Paine: No... I came here for this...
Scotty Paine jumps down and grabs Scott Wilson's zipper of his pants and tries to take them off of him. Wilson is shocked and slaps Paine upside the head Paine gets up pissed off and Wilson hits Paine with a right hand. Rissi then superkicks Scotty Paine. Paine is about to fall but Rockin' hits Paine with a Lunatic Twist through the coffee table! Rockin' then chases Draven outside the ring and chases him through the crowd!
Michael Rissi: Everyone just calm down!
Mac Daddy hits Rissi with a forearm in the back. Rissi pushes Mac Daddy against the ropes Gates and Rissi look at each other and both clothesline Mac Daddy over the top rope. Gates goes on the outside and chases Mac backstage!
Steve White: Maybe a preview of what will happen later tonight!
Chuck Thompson: The ring is starting to empty but we didn't get an answer about Scorpion's attacker!
Wilson helps Lisa Caliber out of the ring and the two escape to the back.
Rissi and Givens are shown back in the ring hammering shots on the animal Quinton Hughes. Quinton picks up a sofa in the ring and tosses it at Rissi and Givens but they duck it and it hits the outside. Rissi and Givens clothesline Hughes outside the ring and they brawl on the outside.
Chuck Thompson: Chaos all around the area tonight! Damn Rissi you incompetant prick you found out nothing tonight!
Madison Murdock is still in the ring just looking outat the fighting. Stormy comes behind her and sneaks up without Maddie’s attention. Stormy from TNA swings a punch at her but Maddie quickly turns around and grabs Stormy's fist. Stormy struggles as Maddie over powers her and eventually starts bending her wrist back. Stormy is on her knees begging for mercy. Maddie whips Stormy against the ropes and knocks over some chairs, and then when Stormy comes back Maddie hits her with a powerslam. The crowd cheers and Maddie climbs the turnbuckle - she stares down at Stormy for a moment and then hits her with a big Swanton Bomb! The crowd goes wild and Maddie leaves the ring as EMT's rush down.
Rissi and Givens are still on the ramp fighting Quinton Hughes. The tron suddenly flickers on and Swaggah appears on screen looking pissed off.
John Swaggah: Rissi! What the fuck, you found nothing out you just caused a riot you dumb son of a bitch! Next week I'm going to be on The EHWF Experience and I will make an announcement about Scorpion's attacker motherfuckers. Now clean that mess up!
The superstars stop fighting Rissi looks back in the ring and sees his set furniture is all trashed. Rissi slides back in the ring and has a sad look on his face as the crowd cheers and laughs. We fade out to commercial.
We come back and see Patricia Downs ready to announce the next contest.
Patricia Downs: This following intergender match is set for one fall!
A white fog starts to cover the ramp as the opening notes to Bullets by Creed start to play. A series of bright red spot lights turn on illuminating the smoke as Sujir's silhouette is seen at the top of the ramp. The smoke slowly clears as Sujir wearing a red leather trench coat slowly steps down the ramps striding slowly towards the ring nodding to the fans as he does so. Once to the ring he climbs the steel steps and slides into the ring under the ropes and then rises to his knees kneeling to the center of the ring staring at the top of the entrance ramp his arms spread. About halfway through the song he jumps to his feet he rises to his feet and strides confidently to his corner. Once there he pulls off his trench coat tossing it towards the ring announcers before he rises to the top ropes as the lights return to normal and he awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Sujir Thorn!
Man Eater hits the PA system and Madison Murdock comes out to cheers from the crowd. She runs down the ramp and gets in the ring, holding her title above her head as the bell rings.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… The Divas Champion… Madison Murdock!
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Madison Murdock vs. Sujir Thorn
The bell rings and Madison and Sujir circle each other for a while. Sujir goes for a clothesline but Madison ducks him. Sujir comes back for another clothesline attempt but she ducks it again. Madison jumps up and hits a high kick to Sujir’s chest. Sujir gets up but Madison hits him with a dropkick and takes him back down. Madison picks Sujir up and hits a sunset flip pin but he kicks out of it. Both competitors get up and Madison takes Sujir down with an armdrag!
Steve White: Madison with an impressive showing against Sujir. She’s proved that she is an incredible competitor but if she can get the win here tonight that will put her in a class of her own!
Chuck Thompson: And you have to wonder why she attacked Finelli earlier tonight. I don’t think it was to help Chance Rugani, there is definitely more to that one Steve.
Sujir gets up and swings but Maddie ducks and knees him in the gut. Madison bounces off of the ropes but Sujir hits her with a massive clothesline. Sujir is pissed and picks her up and hits her with a scoopslam!
Sujir grabs her again and this time gets her in a mean headlock. He tries to make her submit but she grabs his arm and reverses it into a chicken wing hold! Sujir struggles but gets out of it and whips Madison in the corner! Sujir runs up and hits a big clothesline on Maddie in the corner and she is groggy. Sujir hoists Madison up on his back but she slides off and pushes him into the corner. Sujir comes back and Madison hits him with a facebuster!
Steve White: Facebuster! Damn, Sujir was coming back but Maddie stopped him in his tracks!
Chuck Thompson: Oh great, it’s Uncle Armando…
Madison is going to cover Sujir but Armando Cortez; Sujir’s uncle rushes down the ramp and gets up on the apron trying to get in the ring and yelling at the ref and Maddie. Maddie gets up and dropkicks Cortez off of the apron into the barricade!
Steve White: Maddie sends Armando flying into the Barricade with a dropkick!
Chuck Thompson: Armando is fucked up! Maddie don’t turn around!
Madison turns around and gets hits with a spinebuster from Thorn! Thorn takes advantage and quickly hooks her leg for the cover.
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Maddie kicking out of a big spinebuster. Sujir went to another place with that move but Maddie is just on another level!
Chuck Thompson: The Divas Champion had a ruthless ladder match last week and is still recovering from that but she looks like she hasn’t missed a beat.
Sujir picks her up and tosses her into the corner. Sujir runs at her but she moves and Sujir slams into the corner and then Maddie springs off of the ropes and hits him with a flying heel kick! Sujir goes down and Maddie runs at him on the mat but he flips her on her back and both competitors recover back to their feet. They both run at each other but Madison hits Sujir with the Chick Kick! Sujir is hit and with a burst of incredible speed, Madison springs off of the ropes and hits the Maddie Go Round into a pin!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The Divas Champion… Madison Murdock!
Steve White: Maddie picks up a huge win!
Chuck Thompson: Nice match!
Maddie celebrates in the ring with her title. Armando runs in and pushes her in the back. She turns around and he swings but she blocks it and starts pummeling him with hard shots. Cortez takes Maddie down and is wrestling with her on the mat when Swaggah’s music hits. Swaggah and Mazzio come out and rush in the ring. Mazzio grabs Cortez from the mat and Swaggah grabs a mic.
John Swaggah: Cortez you piece of shit… Did you try and kill Scorpion? Did you?
Armando Cortez: What? No! No I did not!
John Swaggah: I don’t believe you. You’re coming in the back for questioning!
Mazzio hits Cortez with a monstrous clothesline then picks him up and he and Swaggah walk back up the ramp. Maddie gets up and picks up her title. Her music goes off again as we fade to a commercial break.