Post by EHWF Management on Feb 2, 2018 20:50:21 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the stage where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of EHWF Revenge, "Darkside” by Ty Dolla $ign, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to EHWF Revenge! Welcome to the first Pay Per View Event of 2018! Tonight is gonna go off with a BANG as we have a stacked card ready for all of you fans to witness… The match that has been on the lips of everyone this week and has been dreams of many for many years is our main event tonight… Scott Wilson defending his EHWF Championship against Jason Dave! 1 on 1, two of the greatest of all time! Two men that have been here longer than anyone else and have stuck with EHWF through thick and thin and have become some of the biggest and greatest wrestlers in the world now go on to take each other on in a blockbuster that may just turn out to be the greatest match of all time!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for that Steve and neither can all of these screaming fans who came here tonight for this very match! I’ve been waiting almost 6 years to see this match come to fruition and now I finally get to see it! Two hall of famers, two veterans and two of the greatest of all time fight for the right to become the champion of the world and get the top spot in the world of wrestling! Could there be anything better!?!
Steve White: It’s a main event built on respect and pure talent and ability! These two men are amazing friends, they came up through EHWF and other federations together. They came up with Rissi and made some of the biggest impacts the world of wrestling has ever seen! We saw a dream match not too long ago with Scorpion vs. Rissi at Scars and Stripes and now we’re gonna see another one tonight with Wilson vs. Dave!! That’s not the only match on the card tonight though as Anarchy’s big event will host the infamous, brash, intense and out there Ryan Morgan who has returned and instantly grabbed the spotlight back onto himself taking on the EHWF Heavyweight and Bad Blood Champion for the Heavyweight Championship! One of the top talents of the past few years takes on the very future of EHWF and professional wrestling and I can’t wait!
Chuck Thompson: That is gonna be one amazing match to watch! Oliver Black is just incredible to watch in the ring and Ryan Morgan has been untouchable on the mic and on twitter, schooling everyone in The Samson Family who came at him the past week and gaining a massive following but can he walk the walk as well as he talks the talk?! Drake Coleman, one of The New Empire’s commanders working under Thor who wants to rid EHWF of people like Rissi and has made a legitimate beef will take on Joanna Rissi in an ambulance match for the Hardcore Championship!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! I can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen tonight! It’s gonna be huge! Let’s start the night!
Sah’ta Thor’s music booms on the PA System and the fans start booing him as he comes out with a smirk. He makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring, ignoring the booing fans.
Steve White: The Mayhem GM opening Revenge here tonight and just a week after he made a massive statement saying that he and others like Drake Coleman and the rest of their crew hated the way EHWF has headed. They hated the factions, the champions and whatnot and want to restore EHWF back to its glory days and overthrow people like Rissi and others!
Sah’ta Thor gets in the ring with a mic and looks around with a smirk, waiting for the fans to stop booing.
Sah’ta Thor: Last week… Last week you all saw myself, Drake Coleman, Imanov and Savannah make a stand… We made a stand for something that we believe in and that is the state of EHWF. I hate the useless factions that EHWF is drowned with… I hate the fools who think they are champions when I know what it’s like to be a real world champion… Eric Smith, Bill Ryder, Oliver Black they should and could have never been champions in my day… the fact that they were and are makes me sick to my stomach but… that is Anarchy and it doesn’t really matter… What is more disgusting is watching what has become of Mayhem – the flagship display of professional wrestling in the world!
The fans boo Thor some more!
Sah’ta Thor: That’s right dammit! Scott Wilson is EHWF Champion… Scott Wilson is the champion of this world and the top wrestler on the face of this earth! That makes me sick! The most prestigious title once held by myself, Blaise, David GS, Michael Rissi etc is now held by Scott Wilson! The Hardcore Championship – a title that is synonymous with being one of the most prestigious and sought after in the world is now held by a 5 foot nothing 98 pound Joanna Rissi! I held that title, Michael Rissi was dominant back in 2011 and 2012 for that title, Blaise destroyed the competition around her for that title… and NOW look!
Thor shakes his head but the fans cheer for Scott and Joanna and pelt the ring with garbage.
Sah’ta Thor: I’m not the one you should be angry at! Look at the wrestlers you have to watch nowadays compared to the ones you used to watch! Zoe McDraven, one of the most useless people in wrestling is somehow the Jr Heavyweight Champion?! The Sons of Chaos run amuck and attack whomever they want whenever they want even if a match is taking place! The Samson Family is the majority of Anarchy now and no one knows what is going on there nor cares! The Tag Team Championships are held by Jason Dave and Scott Wilson, who the heck cares about them!
The fans boo wildly and Thor is cut off by the eruption of noise!
Steve White: I think a lot of people care about Jason Dave and Scott Wilson! That’s the reason these people are here tonight, to witness history!
Sah’ta Thor: Anarchy and anyone there aren’t a concern of mine or The New Empire’s, nor will it be anyone’s in a few weeks time! It’s a dwindling mass ready to go right down the drain. I have general managed Mayhem far more superior and when it comes time to pick the bones I will but right now I am focused on one entity and that is the Rissi Family and their sympathizers because if you cut of the head the body will follow! Tonight… Imanov becomes the NEW Jr Heavyweight Champion and Drake Coleman not only captures the Hardcore Championship for The New Empire but he also sends Joanna Rissi away in an ambulance never to return in the ring again!
The fans boo wildly which angers Thor more!
Sah’ta Thor: Boo as much as you want! You know I’m right! The New Empire needs no one! Soon EHWF will be where it should be! Soon the EHWF Championship will be where it should be and all of these small time boring weasels you call superstars and champions will go the same way of the Rissi Family… EXTINCT!
Thor drops the mic and scares Illa Isabella who is standing in the corner waiting! The fans boo and pelt ringside with more garbage as Thor leaves back up the ramp! They don’t appreciate that way of starting Revenge so they drown out the arena with riot-like boos! Illa steps up and the fans calm back down while Thor disappears backstage.
We pan around where Illa Isabella is waiting in the ring with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This opening contest is an over the top rope battle royal!
Robin rides out in her Roller Derby gear, in her roller blades high-fiving fans down the aisle on both sides, she rides around the outside of the ring in a circle high-fiving and fist bumping as many fans as possible on her way to the opposite side she even does so with the ring side crew such as the announcer and the commentary team and fans seated behind them, she removes her skates to the bell keeper. She jogs around the outside of the ring high-fiving fans back and forth right and left, finally she boosts herself up on the barricade and leaps to the ring apron flinging herself in with front flip.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… Robin Robinson!
The lights dim and white noise covers the screen and sounds throughout the arena. The white noise continues for a few seconds before drums and guitars kick in from Anthrax's "Potter's Field" Fifteen seconds later, three spotlights converge on the center of the stage. Fire ignites a cross design on the sides of the stage and then rings the spot where the lights are. Inside the circle, Killjoy, rises up through the floor standing with their hands folded in prayer. She stands in prayer for a few seconds as the the fire dies down. Killjoy walks to the ring with an unending stare that just screams out hatred and violence for everyone in sight.
Illa Isabella: And next… Killjoy!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Illa Isabella: And now… making their way to the ring… Savannah!
The sounds of the entrance theme of Despacito go off and the lights around all change. The Long One makes his entrance from behind the curtain and out in the arena with his back to the fans and his arms raised high! Ranger Long turns around and gives his signature cheezy smile to the fans while he makes his way down the ramp and to the ring. He takes off his shades before rubbing some color into his face and getting inside the ring, removing his jacket.
Illa Isabella: And next… Ranger Long!
The lights dim as the music penetrates that atmosphere. Blue strobes flutter around the arena, as the dark haired diva, Brianna Brookes takes her place on top of the platform. She makes her way down the ramp, pausing halfway down, before running and entering the ring in a baseball slide fashion. She stands up and ignores the hoots and hollers from the crowd as she turns around, and faces her opponent.
Illa Isabella: Making her way to the ring… Brianna Brookes!
As the introduction to "Invincible" by Two Steps from Hell begins to play, the arena goes dark. A single spotlight races up the ramp and stops at the top of the stage. At the fifteen second mark the music cuts off. A hooded man steps into the halo of light before the music continues. Aaron throws the hood back, revealing his face to the crowd. He then walks down the ramp as the spotlight follows him, staring down the ring and completely ignoring the crowd. Upon reaching the ring, he quickly walks up the steps before wiping his feet on the apron and stepping through the ropes to prepare for his match as the lights come back on.
Illa Isabella: And next… Aaron Kostan!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And finally… Conner Creed!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and the fans are going nuts as finally all of the competitors have assembled! The fans go nuts as Aaron Kostan instantly blasts out of the gates and dives on top of the big dog, Conner Creed! Kostan is all over him and gets him up in the corner, hitting him with some mean strikes but Creed hits right back! Killjoy and Brianna lock up in the center of the ring but Brianna easily tosses her to the mat, overpowering her down with authority! Ranger Long and Savannah grapple as Ranger gets Savannah in a headlock and gets her against the ropes! Savannah clings on and saves herself as the fans go wild! Ranger tries to get her over but it’s no good! Robin Robinson makes herself useful and charges Brianna but Brianna levels her with a clothesline! Creed is shocked as Kostan gets him up and on the ropes, trying to eliminate him!
Steve White: Aaron Kostan with an amazing effort in this match! This guy is going places if he can keep up this pace! This guy is a great signing for Mayhem!
Chuck Thompson: True that! Kostan very impressive, taking on Creed. Brianna Brookes also in her debut being very dominant against the other ladies right now!
Killjoy is up but gets tossed into the corner by Brianna! Robin gets up but Brianna grabs her by the head only for Robin to respond with a thumb to Brianna’s eye! The fans go nuts on the other side of the ring as Creed powers Kostan off of him to the mat! They eventually lock back up again! Creed hammers Kostan in the back with thunderous shots! Creed whips Kostan to the ropes but Kostan bounces back and nails Creed in the face with a discus elbow! The fans are on their feet, as The Artist impresses! Creed fires some shots but Kostan seems to be able to reverse them all and is technically sound, getting Creed in a tough headlock! Kostan switches it into a wristlock then pulls Creed in and nails him with a snap suplex! The action is hot and Kostan is impressing! On the other side of the ring Ranger and Savannah are trading blows! Ranger tosses her into the corner hard and then follows up with a corner clothesline! He picks her up and tries to toss her over but it’s just no good! Savannah claws at his eyes and he falls to a knee!
Steve White: Kostan very impressive and he might just win this one if he keeps going the way he’s going! Brianna taking down Killjoy and Robin in the ring! Savannah tearing up Ranger Long! No eliminations yet! What an opening contest we’re seeing!
Chuck Thompson: Everyone fighting for their lives in this one! Kostan getting the upper hand again on Creed! This guy is one to watch!
Brianna fights off Killjoy as Killjoy can’t get a word in but Robin Robinson comes from behind and blasts Brianna in the back! Killjoy boots Brianna while she’s on the mat and the two start double teaming her! Brianna tosses both women off of her and gets up but Robin jumps on her and while she does Killjoy mauls her with an assault of punches and scratches from behind! Brianna swats Killjoy away but Robin drops Brianna with a hard knee to the torso! Killjoy and Robin look at each other while Brianna gets up! They run at Brianna and take her down hard with a double clothesline! Brianna is finally down as the numbers game takes control! Killjoy and Robin pick Brianna up and whip her hard into the corner! Brianna screams out in pain and Robin and Killjoy link arms! They go for a double corner clothesline but Brianna explodes out of the corner at amazing speed and takes them both down with a duel STO! The fans go nuts as Brianna flattens the two women!
Steve White: Brianna Brookes with amazing power! She’s one to watch as well as she’ll turn out to be a huge signing for Anarchy with power like that!
Chuck Thompson: Incredibly athletic but I wonder how she’ll fare against someone like Creed or Savannah!!
Creed punches Kostan off of him. Kostan just can’t get him out! Creed hits Kostan with a big boot to the mat! Kostan is slowly getting up and Creed lines him up! Creed fires Clothesline From Hell but Kostan ducks it perfectly and Creed nails Ranger Long instead, leveling him! Creed turns around in shock; Savannah takes advantage and hits Creed with Pounce outta nowhere! Kostan gets around 8 seconds to rest as Ranger and Creed are on the mat! Brianna picks up and limp Killjoy! Robin comes to Killjoy’s aid but gets a chokeslam for her efforts! Killjoy is left against the ropes, trying to get her breath back but Brianna runs up and clotheslines Killjoy over the top rope to the outside!
Illa Isabella: Killjoy has been eliminated!
Steve White: Brianna Brooke dominating with amazing speed and strength just eliminating Killjoy with ease there!
Chuck Thompson: Brianna and Kostan are gonna pull this one off tonight! That’s if Creed doesn’t take everyone out first! Some amazing debuts here tonight!
Brianna gets forearmed in the back into the ropes from Savannah as Savannah tries to eliminate Brianna from behind! The two struggle and grapple on the ropes! Kostan runs up and takes out Creed with a clothesline! Ranger Long isn’t far behind and he grabs Kostan and gets him up on the ropes, close to tossing him over but Kostan fights to stay alive! Ranger and Kostan lock up and trade a couple of blows but Creed takes both men down with a double diving shoulder block! Robin charges at Creed but he plants her with a spinebuster! On the other side of the ring Savannah can’t eliminate Brianna so she claws her face and drops Brianna on the mat! Savannah turns and sees Creed stomping out Robin! Savannah knows he’s a threat and goes to hit Pounce on him but as she picks up the speed, he notices her and ducks down, lifting her up and tossing her over the top rope to the outside!
Illa Isabella: Savannah has been eliminated!!
Steve White: Savannah eliminated! She was dominating with Pounce and went to take on Creed but he was too quick for her!
Chuck Thompson: We have 2 eliminations and everyone is starting to look hurt and tired!!
Kostan is up! He pulls in Creed for Finale but Ranger Long is behind him! Kostan drops Creed to the mat and pulls in Ranger instead then plants him with Finale! The fans go NUTS and a Kostan chant breaks out as the debuting star builds momentum! Kostan spins around but gets a kick to the gut from Robin! She fights well, getting some knees in on him and then a dropkick to send him to the mat! Robin builds the pace and tries to get the fans going for her! Kostan is back up and she bounces off of the ropes but he nails her with a discus elbow to the face, sending the running Robin back into the ropes with a busted nose! The fans go nuts! Kostan picks up great speed and hits Robin with a clothesline, sending her over the top rope to the outside! The fans go NUTS!
Illa Isabella: Robin Robinson has been eliminated!
Steve White: Kostan with a massive elimination on Robin Robinson! Bah Gawd this kid has something special!
Chuck Thompson: I gotta say, I’m very impressed with Kostan tonight! This guy along with Brianna Brookes has looks flawless in terms of competition tonight!!
Kostan locks back up with Conner Creed! Creed gets his forearm in on Kostan’s head and Kostan falls against the ropes! Kostan comes back but Creed gives him a big boot to the face that sends him over the top rope! Kostan catches himself and the fans are going nuts! Creed fires a Clothesline From Hell but Kostan pulls down the top rope and Creed goes flying over to the outside as the fans go NUTS for Kostan!
Illa Isabella: Conner Creed has been eliminated!
Steve White: KOSTAN! Kostan eliminates Conner fucking Creed! Kostan does it! Creed can’t believe it!
Chuck Thompson: I told you there was something amazing about this kid! Creed, one of the best of all time gets eliminated by Kostan and Creed is in shock on the outside!!
Kostan watches on as Brianna and Ranger lock up in the center of the ring! Ranger hits Brianna with a lariat! Kostan goes to lock up with him but Creed reaches in under the ropes from the apron and trips Kostan up! Creed drags Kostan out of the ring and levels him with a Clothesline From Hell! The fans are going nuts with boos as Creed is pissed off he was eliminated by a debuting superstar! Kostan hasn’t been eliminated however as he’s been pulled under the bottom ropes! Creed picks Kostan back up and tosses him into the steel steps! Refs come over to stop Creed as Creed rolls Kostan back into the ring and dusts his hands with the fans booing him wildly!
Steve White: Dammit Creed! Creed does this shit too often and gets away with it! Creed was unhappy Kostan out smarted and eliminated him and Creed just damn near incapacitated Kostan when he had no further business being in this match!! This has hurt Kostan’s chances for sure!
Chuck Thompson: What a making for a big Mayhem rivalry though Steve! Those two just naturally bounce off of each other when they fight don’t they?! Kostan isn’t down and out yet!
Brianna gets back up and nails Ranger Long in the back before he grabs a hurt Kostan! Brianna whips Ranger into the corner then follows up with a running high knee to his face! Brianna drops off of the corner and hits Ranger Long with a tornado DDT as the fans go nuts! Ranger struggles to his feet and Brianna clotheslines him over the top rope! Ranger saves himself on the apron and Brianna gets up as she lunges at him again but he pulls the top rope down and Brianna goes over! Brianna saves herself barely as Ranger gets back in the ring! Ranger grabs her and tries to push her off of the apron! They fight it out but come to a stalemate until Brianna grabs Ranger and hooks him up, hitting him with a big suplex, suplexing him while she lands on the apron! The fans LOSE IT! Ranger clings onto the apron for dear life as he gets a hand back on the ropes! Brianna gets up on the apron! Ranger gets up on the apron and goes to charge but Kostan is back up and he runs up, hitting Ranger with a dropkick, dropkicking Ranger to the outside while Brianna takes the time to get back in the ring!
Illa Isabella: Ranger Long has been eliminated!
Steve White: Ranger Long got eliminated by Kostan! Aaron Kostan is back in this one and we’re down to 2!!
Chuck Thompson: Ranger Long never saw it coming! Kostan and Brianna are the last two in this match and they’re the two that have fought the best match!!
Brianna and Aaron are back in the ring together. They circle each other as the fans go nuts for the two new superstars! They lock up and trade blows instantly! Kostan knees Brianna in the midsection! She responds with a punch but he tosses her against the ropes! Brianna gets off them quickly and they lock back up! Kostan gets her in a chicken wing! She twists out of it and gets him in wristlock only for him to spin her around and get her in a standing armbar! Kostan headbutts Brianna into the corner and he grabs her legs, getting her up for elimination but she fights him off of her! They lock back up as she trips him up against the ropes! She grabs him and tries to get him over but he shoves her down to the mat! She gets up and lunges at him but he gets behind her with great sense and goes for a German Suplex! Brianna rolls off of his back and gets Kostan in a full nelson from behind with amazing skill! She goes for a full nelson sweep but as she goes to kick his leg out, he gets out of it and she hits the ropes! He goes on the attack but she pulls the top rope down! Brianna is shocked as Kostan guesses she would do that and stops short! Kostan boots Brianna in the midsection and grabs her! He fires a punch, he fires an elbow! Kostan grabs her and swings her to the ropes! Brianna reverses it and goes to toss him over but he reverses that and grabs her head, going for it right at the ropes but Brianna ducks out of his grasp, grabs his back and waistband and tosses him over the top rope to the outside, falling against the ropes! The fans go NUTS as the bell rings!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… Brianna Brookes!
Steve White: SHE DOES IT! SHE DOES IT! BRIANNA DOES IT! SHE WINS THE BATTLE ROYAL IN HER FIRST MATCH!
Chuck Thompson: What a match that was! Kostan just one second away from winning it, barely losing! If Creed hadn’t assaulted Kostan would he have been able to win this one?! What a close victory but a massive victory for Brianna nonetheless! Amazing!
Brianna celebrates and gets her arm raised high in the ring. Kostan looks out at her and the two nod at each other as the fans go nuts! We fade out to a video promo for the Hardcore Championship!
As the broadcast comes back from a video package, the camera finds The Mongrel sitting in the ring, microphone in hand.
The Mongrel: Since none of you have any testicular fortitude at all, I’ll make this really simple for you. Cameraman, bring it in here…
He nods to the camera and it zooms in on a tight shot on just Mongrel’s upper half.
The Mongrel: Red Dragon, are you proud of your cowardly attack at Anarchy last? Did you think it would simply go unanswered? I truly hope whatever your intent was, you accomplished. Because until you face me like a genuine man, I will not be moving from this squared circle. And Mister Rissi, sorry, not sorry.
Steve White: Is The Mongrel for real?
The Samson Family enforcer nods and the crowd cheers him on as he remains seated.
Chuck Thompson: I think he is, Steve.
Alexander Corvis: The Mongrel is actually doing a sit in!
One minutes goes by…
Two minutes go by…
Three Minutes…
Four…
The Mongrel: I can do this all day…
Chuck Thompson: What the hell?! He’s holding up the entire pay-per-view!
Alexander Corvis: You going to go in there and tell him he has to leave, Thompson?
One minutes goes by…
Two minutes go by…
Three Minutes…
Four…
Suddenly, Deathstar’s “All the Devil’s Toys” starts playing. The crowd gasps as the song kicks into gear and Red Dragon wanders out onto the stage.
Steve White: Red Dragon has decided to come out here after all!
Mongrel stands up, nodding approvingly. Red Dragon walks to the ringside area. He stops just short of ringside, a microphone in hand.
Red Dragon: And, what, pray tell, do you intend to do?
Mongrel drops the microphone and starts to rub his hands together. Red Dragon smirks and nods to him.
Red Dragon: I’m your huckleberry…
Mongrel nods, his eyes flashing in anticipation.
Red Dragon: But patience is a wondrous virtue…
He drops the microphone and steps over the barricade into the crowd. He walks away leaving Mongrel standing in the ring.
Steve White: Red Dragon might want to rethink about playing mind games with The Mongrel!
Chuck Thompson: It’s definitely going to piss him off even more!
Alexander Corvis: This isn’t going to end well!
Mongrel steps through the ropes and rushes out after him only for security to impend him. Red Dragon vanishes into the ocean of humanity.
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Patricia Downs: The following match is a Non-Title Triple Threat scheduled for one fall! Introducing first…
The arena fades to almost complete darkness as lightning flashes on the video wall. Thunderclaps are heard as all the devils toys by deathstars begins to play throughout the arena. Lightning continues to flash on the video wall as a cemetery is panned through. The stage erupts in flames as Red Dragon rises to the stage from below. Scanning the crowd he grins and begins a slow walk towards the ring as a blood red spotlight is on him. Once at ringside he slides under the bottom rope and rolls up to his feet as a Pentagram appears in the middle of the ring. Fire erupts from all four corner post as he takes the titles off putting them in the corner before leaning against the ropes with the bloody femur in his hands waiting on his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Weighing in at two hundred and thirty-seven pounds and standing at six feet two inches...he hails from Parts Unknown….he is the Minister of Evil...Red Dragon!!!!
Chuck Thompson: Haven’t we seen this guy in EHWF before? I could swear he looks familiar!
Steve White: Yes, this isn’t the first time Red Dragon has been employed by the company. He has made a few other appearance with us in the past.
Alexander Corvis: Well at the last Anarchy he made a big impact by attacking The Mongrel post match and judging by what we saw moments ago, he and The Mongrel will be doing battle very soon.
"Monster" by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain with Henry Losak wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start with Henry standing outside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: In the ring next weighing in at two hundred and fifty pounds and standing at six feet four inches….he hails from Cologne, Germany...representing The Black Asylum….he is the Masked German Monster….Lord Raab!!!!
Steve White: The always pissed off Lord Raab in the ring looking to make an impression in this match tonight!
Chuck Thompson: I’m not trying to be mean or anything but what has Lord Raab and Samuel really added to the Black Asylum other than being cannon fodder and constant complainers about anything and everything Samson Family? I mean, I hate that little weasel Joshua Samson as much as the next guy but every time Lord Raab’s on television he’s going in on Samson and his crew!
Alexander Corvis: Well it’s no secret that Raab has been on a mission to run the Samson Family out of EHWF, and most likely the sport of wrestling, since the two popped up on each other’s radar.
Chuck Thompson: I just think that’s not a healthy obsession…
With Mama Said Knock You Out playing in the background Jessie walks out onto the stage and starts to bounce around trying to get loose. She waited for a few moments before she walked down and slaps hands with a few fans as she does this before she stops at the steps slapping the top of them before getting in the ring. She then get in and bounces around then if she is out on her own look at the enterance waiting for her opponents or if others are in the ring she looks on at them.
Patricia Downs: Finally in the ring, weighing in at one hundred and forty-eight pounds and standing at a height of five foot ten inches….she hails from Iowa City, Iowa….she is the reigning Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Showtime Champion….she is the Hawkeye Warrior...Jessie Roberts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve White: She may not be the most talkative or most flashiest, but Jessie has proven that when it’s time to wrestle she’s all go!
Chuck Thompson: I’m surprised she still has possession of the Showtime title still?
Alexander Corvis: Well the young woman is a fighting champion. Anytime she has had to defend it she has emerged the victor!
The referee looks at all three Anarchists to make sure they are ready before calling for the bell, the match now officially underway.
DING DING DING!!
Almost immediately, Jessie Roberts charges across the ring and hits Dragon in the mouth with a forearm smash. She follows it up with a second before stepping back and firing a hard kick into his ribs. She hits Dragon with a second and then steps back. She fires an incredibly hard kick at Dragon's left leg, causing him to drop down to a knee. The fans are on their feet as Jessie prepares to bounce off of the ropes and strike--only to have Lord Raab step in front of her and drop with The Chokeinator (chokeslam)!
Lord Raab smirks and shakes his head as he looks down at the Hawkeye Warrior. He then goes to focus his attention on Red Dragon, only to have Dragon hit him with a spinning backfist sending Raab to a knee! Raab pulls himself back up to his feet but can't do much else before Dragon hoists him into the air and delivers a vertical suplex!
Steve White: The format of this match means that you're going to need to keep your emotions in check, because if you don't…
Chuck Thompson: You're likely to leave yourself open to a mistake!
Alexander Corvis: It’s sure to be chaotic!
Lord Raab tries to drag himself back up to his feet. Dragon quickly closes the gap between the two of them and grabs Raab. He locks in a front facelock and immediately begins to apply pressure. Dragon releases the hold as soon as he notices that Jessie is beginning to stir, however. He shoves Raab down to the mat and instead focuses his attention on Jessie. Dragon hits her in the chest with a hard chop…
Crowd: WOOO!
...and then a second…
Crowd: WOOO!
...and then a third.
Crowd: WOOO!
Each of the blows sends Jessie staggering back toward the ropes. Dragon then grabs her and tries to shoot her across the ring. Jessie is able to reverse the attempt. She waits for Dragon to come back on the rebound before leaping into the air and hitting him with a leg lariat! Dragon crashes to the mat as Jessie covers.
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Raab throws Jessie off of him!
Steve White: Lord Raab with the save to keep this match moving!
Jessie tries to focus her attention on Raab, only to have the Masked German Monster hit her with an European uppercut! Jessie bounces off of the ropes and staggers back toward Raab. He tries to get her into position for a double underhook backbreaker, but Jessie quickly fights for positioning and keeps him from properly setting it up! She ends up on the mat behind Raab, waiting for him to turn around before hitting him with an enziguri! Jessie quickly rolls him over and goes for the cover.
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Dragon dives over and breaks it up!
Steve White: That's two nearfalls in a row for Jessie Roberts as she puts those legs of hers to great use!
Chuck Thompson: This girl definitely knows how to kick!
Alexander Corvis: Kick, punch, wrestle. Roberts can do it all, guys.
Dragon smirks as he pounds away on Jessie with a series of forearm shots that knocks her back into the nearest turnbuckle. Jessie slumps against it for just a moment. Dragon prepares to come charging into the corner for a jumping knee! Jessie steps forward and kicks Dragon in the mouth! He staggers back from the impact as Jessie tries to rush at him to keep the momentum on her side, only to have Dragon respond by lifting her into the air! He slams her to the mat with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, Jessie's eyes going wide with pain. Dragon then grabs hold of her right leg and immediately rolls her into a single-legged crab! Unfortunately for him, Lord Raab bounces off of the ropes and boots him in the mouth! Dragon has no choice but to release the hold as he stumbles back into the ropes. He charges at Raab, only to have Raab lift him into the air for a Samoan Drop! Dragon wisely rolls out of the way, but not before Jessie uses the ropes to pull herself back up to her feet.
Steve White: Lord Raab is in a pretty good spot right here!
Chuck Thompson: Now he just needs to put things away!
Once Jessie is standing, Raab shakes his head. He steps toward the Showtime Champion and hits her with a hard slap that echoes throughout the arena, drawing quite a few "ooooohhs!" from the fans in attendance.
Alexander Corvis: What a show of disrespect! It is no secret that Raab has a very strong disdain for female wrestlers.
Raab drags Jessie toward the center of the ring. He tries to get her into position for his Killerbuster (double arm brainbuster), but Jessie gets out of his grasp! She leaps up and drives a vicious knee into Raab’s jaw! Raab drops to a knee as Jessie tries to line herself up with him. Unfortunately for her, the second that she steps forward, Dragon cuts her off with a chop block!
Steve White: You have to keep your head on a swivel in a match like this!
Chuck Thompson: I had totally forgotten Red Dragon was even in the match…
Alexander Corvis: With the look he has, how is that even possible?!
Dragon briefly turns toward the jeering crowd--only to have Raab boot him in the gut, grab him, and deliver his Killerbuster! He hooks the leg and goes for the cover.
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2...Jessie rushes over to break the cover but is too late...
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match...Lord Raab!!!
Steve White: Red Dragon was distracted for just a moment and Lord Raab was able to pick up the win!
As soon as the bell rings, the face painted Killjoy hops the barricade and slides under the bottom rope into the ring.
Steve White: What is that lunatic chick doing out here?!
Chuck Thompson: She must be mistaking Jessie Roberts for Astrid Sedin!
Alexander Corvis: I don’t think so, guys. Look!
Raab, noticing movement in the ring, turns around right into a Playtime’s Over (crescent kick) to the side of the head. The surprise force knocks Raab to one knee. From off camera, Red Dragon hits the ropes and comes back hitting Raab with a DDDT to the canvas. The two, Killjoy and Dragon begin laying boots to Raab.
Steve White: What in the hell is going on here?!
Chuck Thompson: Well it looks like the freak show of Killjoy and Red Dragon have teamed up to stomp a proverbial mudhole into Lord Raab!
Red Dragon grabs the arm of Lord Raab setting up for a Soul Shredder! The fans pop knowing this move could easily break his arm.
Crowd: Black Asylum! Black Asylum! Black Asylum!
The fans chant for the black asylum to come to Raab’s aid and sure enough erupt when Samuel McPherson, The Misfit and Oliver Black come running down the ramp. The three men slide into the ring as Killjoy and Red Dragon smartly back off the fallen Lord Raab. Samuel McPherson rushes to the side of Raab kneeling down to check on his partner.
Alexander Corvis: Thank goodness for the rest of the Black Asylum! Red Dragon was looking to seriously injure Lord Raab!
Suddenly a resounding “SMACK” echoes through the arena as the umbrella of Oliver Black smacks the back of McPherson's head! With that The Misfit, Black, Killjoy and Red Dragon pounce The Monstimals throwing punches and kicks at the fallen men.
Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT!
Steve White: I know I’ve said this twice before but what in the hell is going on here?!
Oliver Black motions for them to pick up Lord Raab. They lift Raab to his feet and shove him towards Oliver Black as he falls into a Darkness Falling (single knee facebreaker)! The crowd is going nuts!
Alexander Corvis: Guys, I don’t think this is going to bold well for EHWF, especially Anarchy!
The four competitors Killjoy, Red Dragon, The Misfit and Oliver Black stand in the center of the ring. They raise their hands together as Oliver Black shouts to the crowd, "Welcome to the NEW Black Asylum!”
We pan around where Illa Isabella is waiting in the ring with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a triple threat match set for one fall and it is for the Jr Heavyweight Championship!
The lights go out in the arena...
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… The Challengers… First… Making his way to the ring… Daniel Keegan!
The opening notes to the Polish national anthem starts to play as Imanov comes out from the back in a red camo jumpsuit. He snaps a salute at the top of the ramp before beginning a leisurely walk to the ring as "Jekyll And Hyde" plays while he shakes out his body in a show of intimidation and confidence. Once at the ring he walks up the steps and fixes his opponent with a predatory stare before climbing through the middle ropes. As soon as he gets in the ring he makes an Atlas style pose while a set of red and white pyros cross the ring. Before the smoke fades Imanov moves to his corner cracking his neck while waiting for the bell to ring. As he waits he strips off his uniform to reveal his red and white spandex wrestling pants.
Illa Isabella: And next… Imanov Chovesch!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Illa Isabella: And finally… She is the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Zoe McDraven!
The bell sounds and BOOM! Keegan instantly targets Imanov and levels him with a hard lariat! Imanov gets a few boots right in his chest but Zoe leaps over him on the mat and dropkicks Keegan right in the chest! The fans are going wild! Zoe springs back up and runs up for a corner high knee on Keegan but he grabs her knee and hoists her up on his shoulders, planting Zoe with a monster powerbomb as the fans lose it! Keegan picks Zoe up by her hair but he drops her as Imanov comes back with some signature jabs to Keegan’s head! Keegan fights back with rights of his own and they start dropping bombs and haymakers on each other until Keegan catches Imanov right on the chin! Imanov goes down and Keegan scoops him up on his shoulder! Imanov slides off of Keegan’s back and hits him with a snap neckbreaker from behind!
Steve White: BOOM! Imanov with a massive neckbreaker and Imanov looking to bring this title back to Thor and his new organization!
Chuck Thompson: Imanov will persevere no matter what and that’s what makes this rookie an affective competitor!!
Imanov gets up ready to follow up but Zoe slides in the ring with a kendo stick and gets him from behind, choking him out with it across his throat! Imanov elbows her off of him and she falls into the ropes! He swings a big lariat which she ducks then snaps the kendo stick over his back! Imanov cries in pain and falls onto the ropes! Zoe turns around and eats a big boot to the head that sends her across the ring to the corner! Imanov is up and he hits Keegan with a right hand! Keegan is groggy but he responds with his own and Imanov falls back into the ropes! Imanov charges Keegan and Keegan does the same! The fans roar as Keegan and Imanov both go for a lariat and take each other out at the same time!
Steve White: Imanov dominating a lot in this match but he seems to be fighting off both Zoe and Keegan! He needs to try and win this one!
Chuck Thompson: Keegan is playing this one smart but no one seems to be wrestling as good as Imanov is right now in this match!
Keegan gets up but Zoe springs off of the middle ropes and nails him in the head with a flying double axe handle! Imanov is up and Zoe is able to spring off of the second rope then the top rope to hit Imanov with a dropkick to the chest that sends him back to the mat! Keegan is on his knee but starts to get up! The fans go nuts as Zoe lines him up from behind! Keegan is up and Zoe locks him in Kinetic Energy! The fans go nuts as Keegan screams out in pain as she has the hold locked in tight! Keegan tries to break out of it but he can’t Zoe has it locked in too well and Keegan goes red as he yells in pain, swinging his arm around! Just then, Imanov sprints off of the ropes and hits Zoe and Keegan with a diving shoulder block, breaking the hold and sending both of them on opposite ends of the mat with great impact!
Steve White: Imanov saves this one! This match shaping up to be quite the contest tonight but can Zoe retain because Imanov and Keegan really want this one!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe wants to slide in and win this one but Imanov and Keegan are too smart for her this time so she’s going to need to find another way if she wants to retain!!
Keegan slowly gets up but Imanov hoists him in for his finisher! Keegan quickly shoves Imanov off of him into the corner and a desperate Keegan blasts out of his position, hitting Imanov with a big corner splash! Imanov stumbles around as Keegan tries for a running boot but Imanov ducks it! Keegan turns around again but this time Imanov is ready for him and he hits him with a big flapjack! The fans are going WILD! Keegan is down and Imanov covers!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Imanov gets 2! Imanov almost wins this one right then and there! This dude is killing it tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Keegan kicks out and Imanov isn’t satisfied! Imanov can’t put either Keegan or Zoe away right now! What’s he gonna do?!
Keegan kicks out and Imanov isn’t happy! He busts Keegan open with a ground and pound until Zoe blasts Imanov in the back of the head with a running boot! Imanov tries to fight through it and pursues her but she evades him! He turns to chase again but Zoe hits him with a big springboard elbow to the face, this time busting Imanov open through his nose! Imanov holds his nose and eyes and it gives Zoe time to spin a kick into Imanov’s gut and get him down to a knee! Zoe takes a run up and jumps on Imanov’s neck! He stands up and she hits him with a hurricanrana, sending him to the other side of the ring! The fans are going nuts! Keegan waits it out then strikes to take advantage but Zoe hits him with a droptoe hold sending him headfirst into the corner! Imanov had the few seconds to recover but he’s hurting! He needs to fight through and does and off of the distraction from Keegan, he hits the controlling Zoe with a big uppercut to the jaw, sending her straight to the mat!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Zoe gets put down!
Chuck Thompson: Watch Keegan! He’s cunning! Imanov is doing all the work in this match and Zoe is taking most of the blows! Where’s Keegan?
Imanov must follow up although he’s slow to do so! He grabs Keegan but Keegan gets a rib shot in! Imanov blasts Keegan in the back and takes the air out of him! Imanov pulls Keegan in tight and the fans get on their feet! Imanov locks in Perun’s Embrace! The fans go nuts as Imanov has it in tight! Keegan struggles and goes red as he loses one leg, feeling weaker! Imanov tightens it and Keegan has nothing left! Keegan goes redder but Zoe McDraven runs up and hits Imanov with a killer roundhouse kick! Imanov drops to the mat, almost out cold as she hits him with the kick right to the head! She sees Keegan is week and pulls him in for Kinetic Energy! She gets it locked right in and he’s right back to struggling! Keegan is going bright red again and Zoe tightens it as the fans go wild! Keegan somehow breaks out of it at the last second! Zoe is shocked and Keegan spins her around for Keegan Stunner but Zoe propels him off of her the goes to hit him with Shockwave! Keegan evades that with a last second reversal, much to Zoe’s shock and he reverses her momentum into the Keegan Driver!! The fans go NUTS as Keegan falls on her, exhausted but draping his arm over her!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and the NEW Jr Heavyweight Champion… Daniel Keegan!
Keegan gets up and gets the title belt in his hands! Keegan holds it up and celebrates but he gets no time as a pissed off Imanov runs in and boots Keegan in the side of the head and sends him down to the mat!
Steve White: SHIT! Keegan wins this one and becomes a champion but Imanov had it and he’s pissed off, taking Keegan out with a big boot to the skull! What an impact!
Chuck Thompson: Imanov not happy and he has every right to be! He did all the work in this match and had that title but Keegan was waiting in the wings to steal it!
Imanov shakes his head and rolls out of the ring as refs come in and check on Keegan, his celebration cut short! Imanov leaves up the ramp as we fade out.
Patricia Downs: The following Tag Team Match is scheduled for ONE FALL!
“Evacuate the Dance Floor” by Cascade hits the PA as an energized Misty, garbed in a referee’s shirt, runs out onto the stage waving her hands in the air to all in attendance. With a huge smile on her face, Misty sprints down the ramp and stops before sliding into the ring while walking over to the fans. Misty runs up to the crowd and does the“Lambeau Leap” into the crowd. Misty slides into the ring as she does a split in the center of the ring and winks at the crowd watching.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first before the competitors...she is the Anarchy Human Resources Manager and for this match she will be serving as the special guest referee….she is The Revolutionary….Misty Vega!!!!
The audience erupts into cheers.
Steve White: Anarchy’s esteemed Human Resources Manager, Misty Vega, is stepping back into the lion’s den!
Chuck Thompson: I’m still at a loss on what in the hell is her job description?! She was supposed to be keeping that little weasel Joshua Samson honest in his dealings on Anarchy yet it seems she’s done everything in her seemingly unlimited power to punish the Samson Family!
Alexander Corvis: I have no idea what her job entails, Thompson, but tonight I do know she will be in the ring enforcing the rules as the special referee!
The lights go out as the opening Blue Saraceno's “Evil Ways” begins to play through the arena. The crowd boos as the drums kick in and the stage is soaked in a dark red lighting. Ewan McQue and Chris Crippler slowly walk out, standing on opposite sides of the stage by the ramp, staring straight down to the ring. Astrid Sedin and Bill Ryder slowly walk out behind them, standing right in the middle of the stage. Behind them walk out Jake Smith and The Mongrel.
Alexander Corvis: It looks like the Samson Family are showing their collective unity by electing to come to the ring as a full force instead of a separate tag teams.
The main bass line of the song kicks in and the six Samson Family members begin to walk down. With every step they take toward the ring, they get showered with boos. They stop at the bottom of the ramp, chuckling at the reaction they get. Ewan, Crippler, Astrid, and Bill slide into the ring. White strobe lights begin to flash as they go to opposite corners, standing up on the second turnbuckle, slowly raising a closed fist and putting it right over their chest. After a moment, they hop down into the ring, the arena lights coming back up as they stand in the middle of the ring, discussing tactics as the crowd continues to boo them.
Patricia Downs: Well, um, I guess in the ring….the Samson Family!!!!!!!!
Chuck Thompson: That’s different!
Steve White: If you are just joining, fans, this match is actually a tag team match between the members of the Samson Family.
Both teams deliberate in their respective corners, deciding who is going to start the match. After a few seconds of communication, Crippler steps out onto the apron, followed by Ryder exiting the ring, leaving Ewan and Astrid start to start the match. Misty says something inaudible to the two and Astrid responds with a middle finger to the special guest referee!
DING DING DING!!
Ewan and Astrid stare each other down. Ewan and Astrid take steps toward each other, shake hands, and tie-up. Ewan quickly grabs Astrid and spins around, wrenching her arm behind her back. After a few moments of struggling, Astrid flips forward and out of Ewan’s grip, instead grabbing his arm and applying a hammerlock onto Ewan. McQue looks over his right shoulder, then looks over his left shoulder, and finally maneuvers out of the hold, quickly grabbing Astrid by the head and locking her in a headlock. Ewan holds her there for a few seconds and then flips her over his body onto the mat, keeping the headlock cinched in. Astrid struggles, writhing her body on the mat. She then manages to lift her legs and wrap both of them around Ewan’s head, pulling him down to the mat! Astrid keeps Ewan trapped there until he's able to wiggle free and immediately get to his feet. Ewan and Astrid face off as the crowd applaud the two of them. Ewan nods and smirks while Astrid merely stares at him intently.
Alexander Corvis: Oh this is gonna be good…
Chuck Thompson: It’s too early in the match for you to cream your pants!
Steve White: Hahaa…
Ewan and Astrid circle each other. Ewan runs in for a clothesline! Astrid ducks avoiding Ewan’s attempt and immediately goes for a dropkick in retaliation. Ewan quickly swats Astrid’s feet away, blocking the attempt. Astrid immediately gets back to her feet. Ewan swings for another clothesline but Astrid ducks again! Astrid springs up for another dropkick but Ewan swats away her attempt a second time! Astrid scrambles to her feet just as quickly and both wrestlers go to move, but they hesitate simultaneously and give a second standoff of the match!
Ewan and Astrid eye each other up and down and then tie-up. This time, Ewan quickly uses his strength to slam Astrid back down to the mat. Ewan runs to the ropes and hops over the grounded Astrid and bounces off the ropes. Astrid leapfrogs over Ewan, who ducks underneath and keeps running. Astrid drops to the mat and puts her legs up to monkey flip Ewan over her. Ewan hits the brakes and goes for an elbow drop on instead! However Astrid moves out of the way. Both SamFam members scramble to their feet and quickly make the tag to their partners!
Steve White: Neither Ewan nor Astrid were able to get an advantage so they tagged in their partners!
Alexander Corvis: And this should be very interesting as both Crippler and Ryder have extensive wrestling backgrounds!
Crippler and Ryder circle around each other, each looking to make the first move. Crippler suddenly dives at Ryder's legs, but Ryder swiftly dodges his attempt. Crippler gets back to his feet. He and Ryder circle around each other again. Crippler dives at Ryder’s legs a second time. Ryder drops down on the mat instinctively but Crippler successfully fakes him out by diving on top of Ryder, putting him in a headlock. Crippler rolls Ryder over and keeps the headlock locked in. Ryder pushes himself and Crippler up to a standing position, lifts him up, and spins slamming him to the mat. Ryder quickly snags Crippler in a headlock in an attempt to keep him grounded.
Crippler gets to his feet, pushing Ryder to the ropes and whipping him to the other side of the ring. On the rebound, Ryder runs right into a shoulderblock from Crippler, knocking him down to the mat. Crippler goes for an elbow drop, but Ryder rolls out of the way and quickly takes Crippler down with a fireman's carry! Ryder grabs Crippler’s arms and puts him into an armbar, driving his knee into Crippler’s back. Crippler gets to feet, wraps around, Ryder wraps, grabs Ryder’s head and Crippler hits him with a right hand, knocking him down.
Steve White: I was wondering when we were going to see the first punch thrown!
Chuck Thompson: I knew it couldn't be long! Haha!
Crippler hits Ryder with another right hand and then a forearm, forcing Ryder into the corner. Crippler grabs Ryder’s arm and whips him to the opposite turnbuckle corner. Crippler dashes, looking for a running clothesline but Ryder counters, hitting Crippler with a forearm!
Crippler snaps back and responds with a hard back elbow to Ryder’s face, pushing Ryder back into the corner! Crippler drives his shoulder straight into Ryder’s stomach, pulls back and then drives his shoulder into Ryder again! Crippler drags Ryder out of the corner and then rams Ryder back into the corner. Crippler runs backward to the opposite side of the ring, charges at Ryder, going for a another running shoulder block. Ryder dodges, sending Crippler shoulder first into the ring post!
Ryder tags Astrid into the match, who climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Astrid dives off with a crossbody, coming down on top of Crippler. Chris catches her and rolls over. Crippler lifts her onto his shoulders and spins her out, but Astrid slides behind him and drops down to the mat behind him. Crippler loses his footing and she rolls him up!
However, Crippler flips out of it and goes for a huge kick to the face. Astrid drops down to the mat to avoid the blow and scrambles to her feet. Crippler goes charging after her. Astrid drops down to the mat and pulls the top rope, sending Crippler over the top. Astrid slingshots herself over the top rope, coming down onto Crippler with a plancha!
Steve White: Well it comes as a surprise that the Samson Family have actually been wrestling each other and that wrestling has been remarkable!
Alexander Corvis: What’s surprising to me is that none of them have really been paying any attention to Vega. It’s like she’s not even needed.
Chuck Thompson: Yep...just like she’s not even needed…
Astrid picks Crippler up and manages to roll him back in the ring. Following behind she goes for the cover!
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Crippler kicks out swiftly!
Steve White: Chris still has too much in the tank for Astrid to get a pin right now!
Crippler gets to his feet. Astrid runs and attempts a slingblade, but Crippler counters the move by throwing her off. Astrid gets up and turns right into a twisting forearm, sending her down to the mat and shuffling to the turnbuckle corner. Crippler stalks over to her and lays a heavy chop across her chest.
Crowd: WOOO!
Astrid grabs her chest but Crippler pushes her back and lays in a second chop!
Crowd: WOOO!
Chuck Thompson: Those are going to leave a mark!
Crippler grabs Astrid and executes a snap suplex. He goes over to his corner and tags Ewan in. Crippler grabs Astrid and throws her into Ewan, who nearly beheads her with a spinning uppercut! Ewan lifts Astrid and whips her into the turnbuckle corner. Ewan backs up and then runs in, looking for an avalanche. Astrid dodges at the last second and Ewan goes chest first into the turnbuckle. Astrid dives over to her corner and makes the hot tag to Ryder!
Ewan, holding his chest, turns and he and Ryder make eye contact. Ewan and Ryder nod at each other before beginning to circle around each other, their arms outstretched.
Steve White: Looks like we’re about to see Ewan and Bill square off for the first time!
Chuck Thompson: And they look ready!
Alexander Corvis: Not a lot is known about McQue. It’s as if the Samson Family recruited him out of thin air.
Ewan and Ryder dive in for the-tie up. Ewan shoves Ryder backward, causing him to flip back. Ryder remains on his knee, looking up at Ewan, who shrugs, beckoning Ryder to come at him again. Ryder gets up. He and Ewan begin to circle around each other again. This time, Ryder goes low, diving at Ewan’s leg. Ewan fights for a second, but Ryder shrugs him off, quickly getting back to his feet and tripping Ewan up! Ryder keeps his hold on Ewan’s leg, looking to grab his other one. Ewan kicks Ryder off of him using both his legs! Ewan gets up, but Ryder beats him to it, nailing him in the face with a pair of double knees! Ewan stumbles back into the corner. Ryder flips him over with a fireman’s carry! Ryder quickly grabs Ewan’s head and puts him into a sleeper hold, attempting to keep the bigger man grounded. Ewan fights his way to his feet and elbows Ryder in the stomach! He elbows him again, and again, breaking Ryder’s grip! Ewan chops Ryder across the chest, the sound echoing throughout the crowd!
Crowd: WOOO!
Ryder responds with a chop of his own, causing Ewan to stumble back.
Crowd: WOOO!
Ryder goes for a right hand, but The Highland ducks underneath it, grabs Ryder, and nails him with a cradle suplex! Ewan bridges for the pin!
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Ryder kicks out!
Steve White: Ewan with the failed pin attempt!
Ewan quickly runs to the ropes and bounces off, dropping a leg across the throat of Ryder! Ryder shoots up into a seated position, clutching his throat. Ewan uses this opportunity to wrap his legs around Ryder, catching him in a body scissors! Ryder struggles, grasping at his midsection! Ryder grabs at Ewan’s legs and attempts to pull them apart from his midsection. After a few seconds, he escapes from the submission. Both men scramble back to their feet. Ewan goes for a clothesline. Ryder ducks underneath the attempt, grabs Ewan’s head and plants him down with a neckbreaker!
Ewan gets back up and goes for another clothesline. Ryder ducks under again, this time setting up and hitting Ewan with a bridging Northern Lights suplex!
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Ewan kicks out!
Steve White: A high level of technical wrestling being displayed!
Alexander Corvis: Love them or hate them, there is no denying that the Samson Family are a very talented group of wrestlers.
Chuck Thompson: I choose to hate them…
Ryder tags in Astrid, who moves to the middle of the apron, waiting for Ewan to get up. As soon as Ewan is about to get to his feet, Astrid leaps up onto the top rope and springboards, looking for a hurricanrana! However, Ewan catches her, hanging onto her while she’s on his shoulders and spinning around. Ewan goes running forward to the ropes, but at the last second Astrid manages to flip Ewan over the top rope, sending both competitors sprawling to the outside!
Astrid is the first up and she takes a look at the apron, then at Ewan, then back at the apron. She runs, hops up onto it, and then performs a moonsault onto Ewan!
Steve White, Chuck Thompson, and Alexander Corvis: HOLY SHIT!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!
Astrid struggles to pick Ewan up and roll him back in the ring. Astrid climbs up onto the apron and then ascends to the top turnbuckle. Astrid hesitates, waiting for Ewan to get back up before diving off the top, looking for a diving crossbody! However, Ewan cuts her off at the last second by leaping up and nailing her in the stomach with a dropkick in one smooth motion!
Both Astrid and Ewan are down. Ewan crawls toward his corner. Ewan is able to make the tag to Crippler. He runs over and grabs Astrid by the leg! Astrid hobbles up on one leg and goes for a enziguri. Crippler ducks and locks Astrid in the a sharpshooter!
Steve White: Chris Crippler calls that version of the sharpshooter the Lexington Road Shooter!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t think Astrid cares what he calls it right now...it looks like it hurts just the same!
Astrid cries out in pain as she stretches her arm out in an attempt to reach the rope and break the hold!
Alexander Corvis: I don’t think Sedin is going to be able to make it! She may have to tap!
Crippler tugs and tugs at Astrid’s legs, applying pressure to the hold. Astrid is just simply unable to move her body any closer to the ropes due to Crippler’s size and strength advantage. Ryder appears to notice this as he steps in through the ropes, looking to take matters into his own hands. Crippler sees this and drops Astrid’s ankle, only to be nailed by a dropkick from Ryder!
Ryder runs against the ropes and goes to hit Crippler with a knee trembler. Crippler moves out of the way, grabs onto Ryder, and delivers an overhead belly-to-belly suplex! Astrid is back up and Crippler shoots her over his head with another overhead belly-to-belly suplex! Ryder gets back up and swings for Crippler’s head. Crippler ducks and spins behind Ryder, planting him with a huge German suplex! Crippler grabs Astrid and lifts her up from behind, attempting to plant her with a German suplex as well. Astrid is able to flip and land on her feet behind Crippler! She grabs him and quickly hits him with a codebreaker!
Steve White: Devastating move!
The crowd cheer as Astrid goes for the cover, but Ewan steps in and lifts her to her feet. He kicks her in the stomach, sets her up, and hits her with a powerbomb! Ryder comes from behind Ewan, spins him around, and nails him with a DDT, sending Ewan rolling out of the ring! The crowd goes crazier now as Misty yells at Ryder to get out of the ring and get back to his corner!
Steve White: It’s a frenzy in the ring as three out of the four competitors in this match are laid out!
Chuck Thompson: Bill should have never been in the ring in the first place!
Alexander Corvis: Neither should have McQue!
Chuck Thompson: He wouldn’t have been if Bill wasn’t!
Crippler crawls over to a still downed Astrid and goes for the cover!
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Astrid kicks out at the last millisecond!
Steve White: That was almost it!
Chuck Thompson: Ohmigosh, I thought Chris had Astrid!
Jake Smith grips his head in shock on the outside. Misty raises two fingers in the air to clarify that it was just a two count. Meanwhile, Ryder is bouncing fervently on the apron, encouraging Astrid to make the tag. Astrid crawls and crawls as Crippler staggers to his feet. Astrid leaps up and slaps the outstretched hand of Ryder, making the hot tag!
Alexander Corvis: What a match this is!
Ryder leaps over the top rope and immediately nails Crippler with a right hand! Then another right hand! Then another! Ryder pushes Crippler against the ropes and goes to Irish whip him. Crippler reverses, sending Ryder into the ropes. Crippler telegraphs the back body drop, but Ryder hits him with a knee trembler instead! Before Crippler can fall, Ryder grabs his head and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker!
Ewan rushes into the ring and charges at Ryder. Bill pedals backward and suddenly drops to the mat, sending Ewan tumbling through the middle ropes! Ryder turns around right into Crippler, who grabs him and sets him up for the Crippler DDT (evenflow DDT)! Ryder elbows out of it, causing Crippler to lose his grip. Ryder hits Crippler with a forearm. Crippler returns a forearm of his own! Crippler goes for a second forearm, but Ryder ducks and comes behind him to lock on the coquina clutch!
Steve White: Bill Ryder’s got that submission locked in! This could be it!
Alexander Corvis: What a win this would be! Ryder avenging his loss to Crippler at the last Anarchy!
Crippler struggles fiercely in the hold. He drags himself, with Ryder still latched onto to his body, to the ropes. Ryder’s grip doesn’t budge, however, and soon Crippler stops, clenching his fists in agony.
Chuck Thompson: It’s over! It’s over!
Crippler suddenly seems to get a second wind as he pushes himself to one knee, Ryder with the hold still locked on. The crowd is in a frenzy as Crippler uses his free arm to elbow Ryder in the face, drilling him again and again until he breaks the hold! Ewan slides back in the ring as Crippler and Ryder fight to get to a vertical base. Ryder gets up and runs at Crippler, who lifts him into the air for Ewan to catch him and execute his Hammer Drop! The impact sends Ryder rolling out of the ring.
Ewan helps Crippler back up to his feet. Unbeknownst to the newest Samson Family members, Astrid is ascending to the top rope. Astrid dives off, looking for a missile dropkick. At the last second, Crippler moves out of way! However, Ewan doesn’t it and Astrid drills him with the missile dropkick! Astrid barely has time to get to her feet before Crippler grabs her and tosses Astrid out the ring. Ewan gets to his feet as Crippler beckons him, signaling toward the outside where Astrid is trying to get to her feet. Crippler then points to the other side of the ring, where Ryder is struggling to get to his feet. Ewan and Crippler nod at each other before Ewan runs one way and Crippler runs the other. The two bounce off the ropes, run past each other, and dive through the ropes hitting stereo suicide dives on Astrid and Ryder out the outside of the ring!
Steve White: Ewan and Chris just threw caution to the wind there and took out Astrid and Bill!
Chuck Thompson: They’re idiots for doing that! Just to show off to these fans!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!
Alexander Corvis: Even though it’s the Samson Family, this crowd is firmly behind the action of this match!
Both Ewan and Crippler attempt to get their bearings on the outside. Misty wastes no time in counting all four out.
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Crippler lifts Ryder to his feet and rolls him into the ring. Crippler makes his way to the opposite side of the ring, crouching in the turnbuckle, signaling for Ryder to get up. Ryder struggles up to his feet, facing the crowd. He turns around and Crippler runs at him. Ryder kicks Crippler in the shoulder, stopping him and his momentum dead in their tracks! Crippler pops up to a vertical base from the impact. Ryder lunges at him, looking for a clothesline. Crippler ducks underneath his arm, sets Ryder up and plants him to the mat with the Lexington Plex (deadlift Regal-plex! Crippler goes for the cover.
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Astrid BREAKS IT UP AT THE LAST SECOND!
Steve White, Chuck Thompson, and Alexander Corvis: OHMIGOSH!!!!
Ewan slides into the ring and immediately dives at Astrid. He grabs her and gorilla presses her, setting her up for the Hammer Drop! However, Astrid slips out and behind him. She shoves Ewan into the turnbuckle. Ewan turns around and Astrid nails him in the back of the head with an enziguri that sends him down to the mat and rolling to the outside!
Astrid screams at Misty who is telling her to get out of the ring and back into her corner. Crippler struggles to get back to his feet. Astrid leaves the ring and drops down from the apron. She runs to the other side of the ring and climbs the turnbuckle which causes the crowd to cheer. Crippler gets to his feet as she dives off the top rope and performs a diving hurricanrana!
Alexander Corvis: I have always known Sedin as a showman but tonight she has really went out her way to dazzle the crowd!
Steve White: Indeed she has, Alexander.
Crippler is spun for a loop when a rising Ryder sends him to the mat with the Ryde of Your Life (superkick)! Ryder drops down and can only muster an arm over Crippler’s chest, but that’s enough for a pin!
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Ewan slides into the ring looking to break up the pin.
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Astrid jumps into the ring looking to stop Ewan. Suddenly, the arena lights suddenly are cut, leaving everyone in the arena confused as to what is going on.
Chuck Thompson: What in the hell?! Did Michael Rissi forget to pay the electricity bill!
Just then, the sound of a steel chair hitting something echoes through the arena several times.
WHACK!
WHACK!
WHACK!
WHACK!
When the lights come all, all four competitors are down on the mat, clutching various parts of their body. Misty Vega is standing in the middle of the ring, a very confused look on her face, as she has her fingers wrapped around the legs of the chair. On the outside of the ring, Jake looks on with apparent feigned confusion.
Steve White: What in the hell?!
Alexander Corvis: It looks like Vega has taken out all four members of the Samson Family with that chair!
Chuck Thompson: Hahaa...I bet this was Misty’s plan from the beginning when she made this match! Getting all of them in the ring together just so she could take them out. Brilliant! Too bad that weasel Joshua Samson wasn’t in there!
Immediately, Misty looks around, asserting to everyone that she was innocent. Off in the corner, Astrid Sedin has started to crawl towards the corner, using the ring ropes to pull herself back up to a vertical base while still holding her back. Slowly, Astrid turns around and sees Misty holding the chair, begging and pleading with Astrid that she didn’t do anything wrong. But Astrid… isn’t hearing any of it. All she sees is the chair in Misty’s hands and instantly her eyes grow wide and her nostrils start to flare up, her arm extending outward as she pointed a finger at Misty, shouting incoherently.
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Steve White: Look at the look of Astrid’s face, guys!
Chuck Thompson: Surely she’s not thinking what I think she’s thinking?!
Alexander Corvis: Think about what you’re contemplating, Sedin! Vega is an EHWF official! This could be career suicide!
Looking around, Astrid sees Chris, Bill and Ewan all laying on the mat and before Misty can bat an eyelash Astrid launches herself at Misty. Knocking the chair out of her hands, Astrid goes after Misty, hitting her with a Thesz press before proceeding to slam Misty’s head into the mat repeatedly.
Alexander Corvis: OH NO! SEDIN THINK ABOUT YOUR CAREER!
Astrid’s face reads nothing but pure rage as the volatile Queen of Anarchy stood up to her feet, leaving Misty on the ground clutching at the back of her head. Weeks of frustrations built up within Astrid are seemingly coming to a head as she crouches down and screams in the face of the fallen Misty.
Steve White: Look the anger on Astrid’s face!
Chuck Thompson: We might need to get security down here pronto!
After a stiff slap to Misty’s head, Astrid grabs her by the hair and pulls her up to her feet. Wrapping her arms around Misty’s neck, Astrid hits a snapmare driver on Misty that makes the other three people who were supposed to be in the match perk up. They look on as Astrid sets Misty up on her knees takes a few steps back and measures Misty before nailing a shining wizard directly to Misty’s left temple.
Alexander Corvis: This has gone on too long! Even if Vega attacked them, though I don’t believe she did, this attack is senseless!
There’s a twisted, sadistic look upon Astrid’s face as she makes eye contact with Bill Ryder. Astrid’s lips begin to twist up in the corners as Bill nods, allowing Astrid to grab Misty’s hair and pulling her back up to her feet staggeringly. Turning her around, Astrid pushes Misty through the ring ropes, sending her crashing to the arena floor below before following her out. Jake gleefully watches on as The Mongrel looks around on guard for anyone looking to rescue the HR Manager.
Astrid stands on the apron, holding onto the top rope as she screams at Misty to get up to her feet, calling her an untold amount of foul names. Astrid keeps screaming at her for a few minutes before Misty staggers up to her feet and goes for Astrid’s ankles. But Astrid is ready for her and pushes her backwards using her foot before leaping off the apron and hitting a low Flippin’ Out. The fans are in shock.
Steve White: Holy shit!
Chuck Thompson: You got that right, Steve.
Alexander Corvis: This...is...just….too...much...
Misty appears to be unconscious and Astrid… she doesn’t appear to be slowing down as she starts to drill Misty in the head with knee after knee. She seems to have lost track of what she is doing and only snaps out of it when Ewan McQue pulls her away from Misty. Astrid, breathing heavy, fights in Ewan’s arms that are wrapped around her until she relaxes. Ryder fetches a microphone and speaks.
Bill Ryder: Misty, do you see what happens when you bite off more than you can chew? Did you really think you were gonna come out here and pull one over on us? I never liked you. The Queen never trusted you from the beginning, but we allowed Joshua to bring you into our little family and how did you repay us? You spit in our faces and walked out on us. No one walks out on the Samson Family under their own accord. We are the ones who make that decision, not you!
Ryder smirked, now positioning himself over the motionless Vega. Chris and Ewan have managed to keep Astrid from furthering her assault on Misty. The Sovereign King crouched down into the gorilla position, admiring the fallen Vega right before his very eyes.
Bill Ryder: I didn't call her off because of some bullshit stipulation you ordered for our match tonight. I called Astrid off because if I hadn't, you wouldn't live to see tomorrow and as much as we all hate your guts, we need to keep you around a little longer to ensure we continue to make your life a living hell! So if you decide to show your face around Anarchy in the incoming weeks, we will be looking forward to it. This is your final warning to stay the fuck out of our business because next time, I won't stop her from killing you.
Chuck Thompson: Oh what a gentleman. This guy makes me sick! The whole Samson Family makes me sick!
Jake, Mongrel, Chris, Astrid, and Ewan all join Ryder. All six of them glare down at Misty in vile disgust. The King slowly raised the microphone back to his lips.
Bill Ryder: I want the entire Anarchy locker room to pay close attention to the carnage we are leaving behind here tonight. Heed my words and "maybe" you can avoid becoming the next message of the Samson Family. The parties officially over.
Ryder dropped the microphone to the canvas as "Kings Never Die" begins to play over the PA system. Bill walks backwards up the ramp from Misty as he is joined by Ewan, Chris, Astrid, Jake, and Mongrel.
Steve White: I'm so sorry folks that we have to end this way but I’m getting word that we need to proceed with the rest of the show but I’m sure we’re going to get an answer to this controversy very soon!
Chuck Thompson: You’ve got to be kidding me! We’re just going to leave things like this?!
Alexander Corvis: I pray that Misty Vega is okay.
EMTs hurry toward the unconscious and bloody body of Misty at ringside.
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The scene fades in from the advertisement and we see Astrid Sedin about to open the door and step into the office of her fiancé, the Anarchy general manager Joshua Samson, Esquire. Her face was still bright red and sweat was dripping down her brow as she wiped her face with her black lululemon workout towel. After tucking it into the waistband of her trunks, she looks up to find herself face to face with the woman she slapped across the face on the last edition of Anarchy, Butterscotch Monroe.
Astrid Sedin: Ugh… what the fuck do you want?
Butterscotch Monroe: So you’ve stepped up your game from slaps to a full on brutal assault, huh?
Astrid Sedin: Hey, Misty deserved everything she got out there today much like you deserved that slap. Did you fail to see what was in her hands… what happened out there in the ring to Bill Ryder, Chris Crippler, Ewan McQue and myself? Of course you did because you have this fuckin’ vendetta against me and my relationship with Joshua. Whatever you’re planning on doing, it’s too late. I’ve accepted his proposal and the gorgeous diamond ring he gave me is on the other side of this door in his protection from scamps like you.
Butterscotch Monroe: But why? Why did you have to attack Misty? Have you not done enough to her already? Between kicking her out of the Samson Family and seemingly humiliating her, you’ve done a lot to hurt her self-esteem.
Astrid Sedin: Do you really think I give a shit about her? I didn’t kick her out of the SamFam. I simply joined, made it known that I didn’t think she was worthy and she quit all on her own. She got drafted to Mayhem… that’s not my fault. Hell, I wasn’t even with Joshua at that point so don’t go pointing your goddamn finger in my direction. It’s a well known fact that I don’t like Misty because she’s not worthy of my respect or anything like that. And I didn’t humiliate her… she humiliated herself when she had the balls to challenge me, and then Bill who promptly kicked her ass and showed her the fuckin’ door.
Astrid put her hand back on the door handle but Butterscotch grabbed her by the wrist to stop her.
Astrid Sedin: You better get your fuckin’ hand off of me!
Butterscotch Monroe: Or what? You’re going to do to me what you did out there to Misty? Do you really think I’m afraid of you, little girl?
Astrid Sedin: No… you’re just a dumb old hag who really needs to back the fuck off!
The door opens and a screwed faced Joshua Samson, Esquire peeks out.
Joshua Samson: What in the hell is going out here?! Asti, are you okay?
Astrid Sedin: I’m fine. But it seems as though Caramel Hepburn has lost her goddamn mind.
Butterscotch Monroe: Joshua, you better get her before she gets tasered!
With a grimace, Joshua looks at both women.
Joshua Samson: Can’t we all just get along?
Astrid Sedin: She tried to ruin our relationship by not telling you about your ex-wife. So that should be an easy question for you to answer.
Butterscotch Monroe: Little girl, I’ve told you that it wasn’t my place to tell anyone anything, especially you. I don’t know you…
Samson exhales loudly before rolling his eyes.
Joshua Samson: Butterscotch, don’t you need to be conducting an interview or something somewhere? I mean, this is Revenge.
Astrid Sedin: And I recommend you leave my presence. Because I do want some revenge.
The backstage journalist sucks her teeth.
Butterscotch Monroe: Whatever….
Joshua Samson: Asti, get in here. You’re already skating on thin ice after what happen during your match.
In a huff, Butterscotch sashays away from the couple.
Astrid Sedin: I was coming to see you anyway.
Joshua Samson: Well come on in then.
Astrid Sedin: And before you say anything… I’m prepared for whatever they want to do. I don’t really care because it was all worth it.
Joshua Samson: Just get in here!
He gently grabs her arms and tugs her into his office before closing the door.
Astrid Sedin: Ooh, I like it when you’re rough.
Joshua Samson: Not now, Astrid. The freakin’ Board has been blowing my damn phone up about what went on out there. The plan was for the lights to go out, Jake would bang a damn chair against the turnbuckles, everybody would fake being hurt and hit, and then plant the chair in Misty’s hand. You guys were only supposed to rough Misty up a little bit...get a little revenge, baby!
He walks over to his desk and retrieves the lit cigar resting in the ashtray. Taking two huge pulls from it, Samson foregoes blowing out the smoke instead swallowing it. He half leans/half sits on the edge of the desk.
Astrid Sedin: Like I told Hepburn, she got everything she deserved. Someone had to show Misty that she can’t get away with the bull shit she’s been dishing out. She tries to act all big and bad but we know she’s afraid of me.
She sat on the couch and folded her arms across her chest, using them to push up her breasts a little bit.
Astrid Sedin: I’m sorry for the shit storm you’re having to deal with though.
He pulls another puff, not exhaling the smoke.
Joshua Samson: Those idiots on the Board are wanting all of you suspended immediately without pay. And whatever you’re trying to do with “the girls” it’s not going to work right now.
Astrid Sedin: I’m simply trying to calm you down.
Sighing deeply, she relaxed her arms and taped her fingers on the cushion a few times.
Astrid Sedin: You know what… the other three should not be punished for what I did out there. If they’re going to suspend someone… let it be me.
She stood up and slowly walked over to him, standing a few inches away from him.
Astrid Sedin: What if… I agreed to give up the Challenge Championship?
Joshua Samson: What?! What kind of asinine idea is that?!
Astrid Sedin: The only person who should be punished is me. I’m sure you could find another partner for Mongrel anyway. Besides… I have a better title anyway and the “belt” for that is in your pocket.
She smirked a little bit. He turns his head slightly to take a pull from the cigar. Of course he swallows the smoke.
Joshua Samson: I don’t know about this, baby. One...I don’t know if I like that idea. The Samson Family has no titles if you and Mongrel give up the titles. Two….I don’t even know if the Board will go for it. Hell, Mikey Rissi might even try to get you fired behind this.
Astrid Sedin: Pssh… I don’t care about what that bitch has to say. He’s more of an embarrassment to this company than I am. He should be punished for using the company Twitter account to harass past talent way more than anything they want to do with me.
The cellphone on the desk behind them vibrates strongly. Joshua pulls from the his cigar and pays no attention to the phone. He reaches into his pocket and produces her engagement ring.
Joshua Samson: Like you said this represents a better title.
She takes the ring and slides it on her left ring finger before leaning towards him and kissing him on the cheek.
Joshua Samson: I just know this crap tonight isn’t going to go away, baby.
The phone vibrates heavily again causing Joshua to take another huge pull from the cigar.
Joshua Samson: I should have stayed on vacation.
Astrid Sedin: No… you shouldn’t have because shit would have just gotten worse. Had you not… I probably would’ve been fired by Misty just out of spite.
Astrid wrapped a hand around his arm as the phone kept vibrating.
Astrid Sedin: I really think you should answer that. I’ll go sit over there.
She headed back for the couch and sat down, keeping eye contact with him. He could only shrug before reaching back and getting the phone.
Joshua Samson: Twelve goddamn missed calls and fifteen texts! All from the Board. Fuck this! Let’s get out of here and back to the hotel. I need to be drunk so I can deal with all this tomorrow!
Astrid Sedin: I like the sound of that. I have some other ideas that can help you release that pent up frustration. Can I borrow your jacket to cover up? My bags are already packed.
She winked a bit and pointed to her bags between the couch and desk as she was swift to get back up to her feet. Placing the cigar back into the ashtray, Joshua removes the expensive suit jacket and walks over to his fiancee to hand it to her.
Joshua Samson: It’s going to smell like cigar smoke. Oh, leave your stuff here. I’ll have Jake swing by to get them.
Astrid Sedin: I actually don’t mind because I’ve gotten used to you smelling like cigars.
She slides the jacket on and kisses his cheek again before grabbing her purse.
Astrid Sedin: We should grab takeout on the way back. You know, since all I do is go out for dinner.
He can’t help but crack a smile. He leans down and places a kiss on her lips.
Joshua Samson: I love you, Lil’ Bit.
Astrid Sedin: I love you too, Joshy.
She cracks a smile and takes his hand in hers.
Astrid Sedin: Are you ready to go sir?
Joshua Samson: Almost forgot…
He dashes back over to his desk and grabs the cigar.
Joshua Samson: I’d hate waste a two hundred dollar cigar.
Astrid Sedin: I would hate that too. Because you’d be a total grouch.
Pulling her in close, he pulls the door open and they exit the room as the scene fades.
We pan around where Illa Isabella is waiting in the ring with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is an ambulance match and it is for the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
"Coma Black" hits the PPA and fireworks explode across the stage. Drake Coleman's form rises through the smoke. His hand taking off his shades as he looks around. His hazel eyes looking around at the fans as he shakes his head. His form then turns back toward the ring as his right arm raises and pyro begins to fall down from the ceiling onto the ramp way.
As Drake heads down to the ring we see him looking at every fan across the front rows. His eyes closing as he shakes his head before looking into the ring at the announcer. Slowly climbing up onto the apron before going in between the ropes. Drake slowly leans against the corner. Drake's eyes close as he awaits the magic sound for the start of the match. His body tensed up and ready for the fight.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… The Challenger… The Icon… Drake Coleman!
The opening of 'Cloud City' hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the baracade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Illa Isabella: And next… She is the EHWF Hardcore Champion… Joanna Rissi!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and the fans are roaring for this match to start! Drake Coleman, the giant towers over the much smaller Joanna Rissi inside the ring with the ambulance sitting at the top of the stage before the curtain! We pan over at the ambulance on the stage then through to the fans then back at the ring where Drake and Joanna circle around the ring with Drake smirking and talking trash while Joanna doesn’t take her eyes off of him! The fans go nuts as they both come into the center to lock up but Joanna uses her size to slide past Drake’s legs! Drake spins around and Joanna starts hitting him with quick kicks and strikes to his torso and legs, trying to cut him down to size! Drake swings but Joanna ducks it as she goes back to her speedy striking, which does little to affect Drake Coleman! Drake puts his hand on her head and shoves Joanna to the mat with authority!
Steve White: Drake Coleman’s size advantage is amazing here tonight as he takes on the smallest and lightest wrestler on the roster with him being one of the tallest and biggest! This will definitely be a challenge for Joanna tonight as we know Drake will try his best to use his size and Joanna’s lack of size to his advantage!
Chuck Thompson: Drake is on a mission from Thor and that mission is to capture the EHWF Championship, put Joanna out of action and send a message to Rissi and Mayhem that Thor and The New Empire are taking over!
Steve White: Drake Coleman is a Hall of Famer and has been in EHWF longer than pretty much anyone else on either roster! This guy has had a beef with Michael Rissi ever since 2011 – same with Thor and now they’ve created this alliance to take Rissi and a host of others, they don’t like out! Joanna is a massive target for them and this is a huge opportunity for Thor’s New Empire!
Drake picks Joanna up and sends her flying in the air, tossing her into the corner hard as she screams out in pain! Drake runs at her for a big corner move but she jumps up and runs his chest right in her boots! Even her counters have impact and she takes a bit of the blow as she rolls out of the corner and rethinks this one! Drake takes a second to get his breath back but he grabs Joanna once more and hits her with some big merciless body blows! Joanna drops to her knees and coughs and screams in pain! Drake scoops Joanna up on his shoulder but she starts blasting him in the face with as many quick elbows as she can! Drake drops her and she lands on her feet! His eyes are watery as he swings a big punch but Joanna ducks it then spins around and dropkicks Drake’s thigh out, sending him to the mat! Drake gets on his knees and Joanna fights back, getting the fans behind her as she starts kneeing Drake in the chest continuously until she gets to 10! Drake takes the blows well though and Joanna is shocked! She bounces off of the ropes to get in a running move but Drake is up and hits her with a big STO on rebound! The fans boo as Drake stands over the destroyed Joanna on the mat and laughs!
Steve White: Drake Coleman is just way too big for Joanna to handle in straight head on combat like this! She needs to get momentum! She needs to get creative and get high up so she can make an impact on the lanky and slow Coleman!
Chuck Thompson: The only way to win this one is to get your opponent in the back of that ambulance on the stage and shut the doors, sending them to the hospital! Joanna needs to figure out something and keep him at bay until then or she is going to get tossed in that ambulance!
Steve White: Drake wants the Hardcore Championship but more than that he wants to send the wife of the guy who destroyed his era of dominance in EHWF to the hospital and he might do just that tonight!
Drake slides out of the ring and goes to drag Joanna out but she clings on to the bottom rope! Joanna is on the mat and she boots Drake in the face before sliding back into the ring! Drake gets up on the apron to come back in but Joanna dives at Drake’s leg, taking it out and sending him down to the apron back first then crashing down to the outside! Joanna gets up! The fans go NUTS! Joanna bounces off of the ropes and dives through the middle ropes and lands on Drake as he was getting up! Joanna knocks Drake down to the floor and uses him to break her fall! The fans are all on their feet and Joanna gets up, knowing that she has to follow up!
Steve White: Drake Coleman was brutalizing Joanna for a while back there but now Joanna is fighting back and she’s being very smart about her offense, using her speed and flying abilities to weaken him!
Chuck Thompson: They’re on the outside now so Joanna needs to think of some stuff pretty quickly or she’s gonna fall victim to Drake using his size and strength to throw her into the ambulance!
Steve White: Joanna uses her high flying and speed advantaged in co-operation with the outside and the ring to weaken him though! This is a great strategy because Drake takes so long to move and get up and if he keeps taking falls and blows like this, he won’t be able to move at all!
Joanna helps Drake to his knees then she starts hitting him with knees to the chest! One after the other after the other after the other! Joanna gets 8 knees in then backs off and runs up and big side kick to his head but he ducks it then slings Joanna’s arm over his shoulder and hits her with a massive back body drop on the mat! The fans shrill at the sight of this and Joanna screams in pain and rolls around on the ramp! Drake is on his hands and knees, hurt and trying to catch is breath! He gets up and grabs Joanna by her hair and drags her up the ramp closer to the ambulance! As they reach the stage, Joanna panics and starts thrashing around! Joanna drives herself into Drake’s leg but he only stops for a second. Drake drags her to the ambulance and opens both of the doors! He goes to toss her in but she puts her leg out and stops herself then elbows Drake in the face! Drake overpowers her and goes to shove her back in! She tries to fight it but she’s half in the ambulance and can’t fight out of it! Suddenly, Drake is shocked as a spark flies off of him and he falls to the stage floor! The fans go nuts as Joanna is seen standing with the defibrillator she grabbed from inside the ambulance!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK! DRAKE ALMOST GETS JOANNA IN THE AMBULANCE BUT SHE USES THE AMBULANCE DEFIBRILLATOR TO SHOCK THE FUCK OUT OF HIM!!
Fans: OHHHHH SHIT! OHHHHH SHIT!
Chuck Thompson: She just fucking electrocuted him! She was 2 seconds away from losing it there but she somehow found away! Joanna is a genius!
Steve White: Talk about Hardcore! What a shock! Somehow Drake is still crawling around though! This guy is a beast and Joanna can’t believe it!
Joanna pulls the defibrillator out of the socket from the ambulance and walks over to Drake who is on his hands a knees! She smacks the defibrillator over the back of his head and he drops to the floor as the defibrillator breaks into pieces! The fans are going nuts! Drake is in a pool of blood on the stage and Joanna takes a second! She quickly grabs him by his hair then by his arms and starts to drag him over to the ambulance but he gets up and rams Joanna into the side of the ambulance! Joanna screams out in pain! Drake can barely stand but he is able to ram her against the side of it once more as both of them fall flat to the stage!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Chuck Thompson: Shit! Drake just flattened Joanna by ramming her against that damn ambulance! I’m shocked that she’s even still breathing right now!!
Steve White: Tell me about it! I’m shocked that Drake is still standing after being shocked by that defibrillator! What a fucking match! This is incredible!
Joanna crawls away slowly as she drips with blood. She takes refuge behind the ambulance and disappears from the frame. Drake starts to slowly stir to his feet. He uses the ambulance to get up and stumble back up as he looks around for Joanna. Drake turns around and looks on confused, as he can’t find her. The fans GO BERSERK as Joanna appears at the top of the ambulance! The go nuts with cheers and Drake turns around, spotting her but it’s too late as Joanna leaps off of the ambulance and lands on Drake’s neck and head, taking him down with a crossbody! The fans go wild! Drake is down and Joanna is down, hurt albeit with Drake cushioning her fall! The fans are going nuts right now as the arena erupts with wild cheers and deafening noise!
Fans: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Chuck Thompson: JOANNA OFF THE TOP OFF THE AMBULANCE! JOANNA OFF THE TOP OF THE AMBULANCE!!
Steve White: What a fucking, amazing match! This is amazing to witness right now! Bah Gawd these fans are going wild! Joanna finally fighting back and leaping off that ambulance to take Drake down after Drake has dominated her most of this match but she STILL has to get him in the ambulance to finish this one!
Joanna slowly gets to her feet and she grabs Drake by his head! She slowly drags him across using all the strength she has left but Drake shoves her back first into the side of the ambulance as he gets to his knees! Joanna hits the ambulance hard and we can see it is badly dented in! Joanna screams in pain but uses the adrenaline to run up and hit a kneeling Drake with Final Strike! Drake takes it full on to the head and goes down! The fans go nuts but Joanna can’t move anymore and she lies on the floor next to him!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna with that last burst of energy takes Drake’s face off with Final Strike!! What an incredible effort but I’m afraid that’s all for Joanna as she is far past her limits!
Steve White: Drake looks to be in peril as well but if he can get up it’s all over because Joanna is far too hurt and I don’t think Drake has taken enough damage for someone as small as Joanna to get him in that ambulance!!
Drake and Joanna start to crawl around as the fans go wild for them! Drake grabs Joanna by the hair and hoists her up for a Drake-Slam right against the ambulance door! Joanna holds her back for a moment before falling flat on the stage floor! Drake slings Joanna up on his shoulder and goes to walk over to the ambulance but amazingly, Joanna still has the strength to rapidly start blasting Drake in the face with quick and hard elbows! Drake lets go and she drops behind him! Drake holds his face and blood pours from it but Joanna follows up, desperately diving on the mat and taking his leg out with her whole body! Drake falls down at the side of the ambulance and holds his leg while he tries to nurse his bloody face!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna STILL somehow fighting back! What the heck is going to keep either of these two down! This match has been brutal! We’ve seen it all but somehow these two are still going!!
Steve White: WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT!!
Joanna grabs Drake’s head and smacks it off of the side of the ambulance as the fans shrill at the sight of his head bouncing off of the metal side! Joanna grabs him by the hair and drags him over to the passenger door! She opens the door and puts his head inside! The fans all get to their feet and go NUTS! Joanna SLAMS the door on Drake’s head! Drake goes limp! Joanna slams it on his head once more! The fans are so loud they drown out the broadcast team! Joanna slams his head in the door a third time! Drake is bleeding bad and is fading in and out of consciousness but The Icon puts his hands on the tire to try and pull himself up! Shocked that he’s still able to move, Joanna pushes the door across his head and neck and starts to choke him out in the ambulance door! Drake struggles and squirms as Joanna pushes as hard as she can for a few moments! Eventually Joanna loses strength and falls to her knees and lets go! Drake falls out of the doorway of the ambulance and falls back on the stage floor, bleeding and his neck and face all torn up and red!
Chuck Thompson: She almost killed him! JOANNA SLAMS DRAKE’S FUCKING HEAD IN THE AMBULANCE DOOR! Are these two going to stop at nothing before someone dies!?!
Steve White: She choked him out in there as well, using the door! I don’t think she was gonna stop! The only reason she did is she ran out of energy! This is a side of Joanna I never thought I’d see but even with all of this brutality, she can’t win and retain unless she gets him in the ambulance!!
Joanna grabs Drake by the hair and drags him to the back of the ambulance! The fans are going nuts as she gets the back doors open! She gets his head up on the footing of the ambulance but he’s too heavy! Drake goes limp and prevents Joanna from getting him in the ambulance! Drake shoves Joanna into the ambulance door and backs off as he catches his breath! Joanna swings the door open at him and it hits him hard! Joanna tries to pull him back into the ambulance but he knees her and pulls her in! He lifts her up for an Icon Bomb into the ambulance but she punches him while she up there and somersaults off of his back, to her feet! Joanna wants Bouncing Fish but she’s too slow and Drake sidesteps her! He almost gets her in but she goes down and latches onto the footing of the doorway! Drake ends up yanking her off and scooping her up on his shoulder! He runs her up to powerslam her into the back but she drops off of his back and shoves him in! Drake turns around, half in the ambulance but saves himself! Joanna hits Drake with a superkick right to the mouth and he falls inside the ambulance! The fans go WILD as Joanna pushes his boots in the ambulance, slams the doors shut and falls to her knees!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and STILL the EHWF Hardcore Champion… Joanna Rissi!
Joanna is on her hands and knees as an EMT hands the title belt to her. The fans go wild and she looks out at all of them as they’re all on their feet! Suddenly, Sah’ta Thor’s theme hits the PA System!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna did it! Joanna did it! It’s not over yet though! Thor’s music has just hit!
Steve White: What the heck does he want! His guy lost fair and square! Thor can’t possibly come out now and take advantage of Joanna in her current state!? Get outta there Joanna!
Joanna looks at the entrance as she tries to fight up to her feet but Thor’s theme dies off suddenly without Thor coming out. Joanna looks out, exhausted and confused but we see a man jump the guardrail behind her from the crowd! The fans lose it as we see Gerry O’Shea run from the front row to the ramp and barrels up behind Joanna, using the PA System as a distraction! Gerry knocks Joanna down from behind with a big forearm to the back!
Chuck Thompson: WAHH!?! Gerry O’Shea!? What the fuck is Gerry O’Shea doing here? That guy was on Anarchy wasn’t he!? He just got released from EHWF after his latest loss!? What the fuck is he doing now!?
Steve White: Has Gerry O’Shea made a deal with Thor?! Is Gerry in bed with Sah’ta Thor’s organization and has come out here to finish the job on Joanna Rissi!? Bah Gawd he’s gonna send her to the hospital as well!
Gerry gets some mean stomps in on a screaming Joanna on the stage! The fan LOSE IT as Michael Rissi runs out and comes to make the save on his wife! Gerry O’Shea looks up and leave Joanna alone as Rissi barrels past the ambulance and runs up to Gerry, hitting him with massive rapid right hands to the head!
Chuck Thompson: MICHAEL RISSI! MICHAEL RISSI!
Steve White: Michael Rissi is here and he’s making the save on Joanna right now! Gerry was gonna sideline her right here tonight and Rissi has every right to attack this guy right now, not just because Joanna is his wife, but I’m not even sure is Gerry is still employed by the EHWF!!
Rissi and Gerry trade blows! Rissi gets the upper hand until his injured neck gives out on him! Gerry takes advantage and headbutts Rissi down to the floor! Gerry O’Shea then gets some boots in on Rissi! Rissi gets up and takes Gerry down and starts hitting him with lefts and rights! Gerry and Rissi get up! They grapple and Rissi shoves Gerry against the ambulance back first! Gerry runs up and elbows Rissi in the face! Rissi goes for a power move but again his neck gives out and Rissi lets go as he holds his back! Gerry is able to hit Rissi with a lariat knocking him down to the steel floor hard!
Chuck Thompson: Rissi coming to make the save but his neck and back just can’t keep up right now and Gerry is taking advantage of that!!
Steve White: I wanna know why Gerry is out here doing this in the first place!
Gerry grabs Rissi and gets him in a headlock and wrenches his arm! Rissi screams out in pain as Gerry targets his injured neck and back! Gerry switches position and gets Rissi in close! Gerry goes for the Irish DDT but Rissi hoists Gerry up! Rissi winces in pain but hits Gerry with a Rissi Driver right on the floor! Gerry screams out in pain! Rissi is holding his back, barely able to move! They get up and Rissi grabs Gerry by the head and runs him up, smashing him head first into the window of the ambulance door! Glass sprays everywhere as Rissi drops and Gerry falls to the floor, bleeding and screaming!
Chuck Thompson: Bah Gawd! That was brutal! Are we gonna see another ambulance match here tonight?!
Steve White: Gerry O’Shea is the last guy I would have ever expected to come out and attack the Rissi’s but for some reason he has!!
Gerry makes a get away! He limps out backstage as he nurses his badly bleeding forehead! Rissi is hurt and he lets him escape! Rissi forces himself back up to his feet and looks over at Joanna on the floor as she tries to get up. There are three refs around her. Rissi walks up to them and parts them, almost sending them sprawling across the stage! Rissi leans down and cradles Joanna up in his arms, picking her up and carrying her backstage! The fans are going nuts! An EMT gets on the stage and looks around as he gets in the ambulance and starts it up, driving it down the side ramp of the stage and turning on its siren and lights. We fade out as the fans cheer!
Patricia Downs: The following match is for the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Championship and is scheduled for one fall!
“Better Than You" begins to play on the audio system. A mixture of cheers and jeers fill the arena. Smoke starts to congregate around the entrance way. As it disappears, Ryan Morgan appears at the top of the ramp. He is wearing black vale tudo shorts and black MMA gloves. He has a green shirt on, reading "Better than you". Cadance walks at his side, wearing a really revealing red dress. He points to the ring and starts walking down towards it with determination, ready to get into the action. He kisses Cadance and then gets in the ring, removing his shirt. He starts to warm up, whilst talking to the referee.
Patricia Downs: In the ring weighing in at two hundred and eleven pounds and standing at six feet even...he hails from Manchester, England….he is a Hall of Famer….this is Triggered….Ryan Morgan!!!
Steve White: A lot can be said about this man right now.
Chuck Thompson: Like that he’s a Hall of Famer! Or he’s proven throughout history he is better than Bill Ryder!
Alexander Corvis: I think White was referring to the, um, “odd behavior” of Morgan leading up to this matchup tonight.
Chuck Thompson: Odd behavior? He’s just being Ryan Morgan.
Steve White: For a man that has supposedly returned with a new outlook on the sport, Ryan hasn’t really been acting like the hero we need in EHWF.
The arena goes black causing the arena to pop. A blood curdling scream echoes through the arena before the stage lights up with bright white lights that pulse with the bass of the song. "The Black Asylum" flashes across the screen above the ramp.
"The Nightmare" Oliver Black makes his way out onto the stage. Upon his face is a creepy ram mask. The face is a crimson blood red, the rams horns black as night twist above his head. His trade mark umbrella resting upon his shoulder. With his free hand he unclasps the buttons to his long black trench coat and throws it open go reveal the EHWF World Championship. He throws his head back in a sinster laugh before he slowly makes his way down the ramp. The Misfit trails a few steps behind his son, the Bad Blood Championship draped over his shoulder.
The two men enter the ring, the Misfit slowly circles the ring while Oliver Black climbs the turn buckles, one leg up to the top rope the other on the second. He slowly peels back the mask revealing his face to the crowd. Black reaches behind his back unlatching the World Title. He throws both his arms out, in one hand his umbrella the other the championship.
Patricia Downs: And in the ring now weighing in at one hundred and eighty-five pounds and standing at a height of five feet ten inches...he hails from London, England….representing The Black Asylum….he is the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Bad Blood Champion...he is the reigning, defending, and undisputed Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion….he is The Nightmare….Oliver Black!!!
Alexander Corvis: This young man has had a quite an exciting six months!
Steve White: That’s right. Not only joining his legendary father but winning not only the Bad Blood Championship but also the Heavyweight Championship!
Chuck Thompson: And let’s not forget that he has effectively upgraded the Black Asylum by leaps and bounds earlier tonight!
DING DING DING!!
The two men walk out to the middle of the ring. Ryan immediately jumps into The Ryan of your life (superkick) attempt. Oliver drops out of the way and Ryan kicks the top rope. Ryan turns and Oliver steps in for a forearm shot to the face. Ryan bounces off the ropes. Oliver catches him for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Ryan hits hard. Oliver goes for the cover.
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Ryan throws his legs up and tries for a cross armbreaker which breaks the count. Oliver grabs his own wrist to keep Ryan from extending him into the hold. Ryan releases the grip and kicks Oliver in the mouth. The Champ falls back onto his rear, stunned by the sudden impact on his face. Ryan snaps off with an Avada Kedavra superkick. Oliver goes down by the ropes. Ryan leaps on top for the cover.
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Oliver GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Steve White: Great ring awareness by the Champion!
Chuck Thompson: The Hall of Famer starting off very aggressive!
Alexander Corvis: Attitudes aside from both Anarchist, this could end up being a very technical wrestling match.
Ryan clocks Oliver in the face before pulling Oliver up into a seated position. He tries for a butterfly hold but Oliver headbutts him low to stop him. Grimacing in pain, Ryan staggers back, clutching at his groin. Oliver tries to rush him but Ryan catches him coming in with a drop toehold. Ryan tries to spring onto Oliver’s back with a rear naked choke. Oliver rolls away so they end up near opposite ropes staring at each other.
Alexander Corvis: See what I mean!
The two Anarchists slowly stand up and Ryan goes for the Ryan of Your Life again. Oliver catches the kick leg and snaps off a capture suplex. Ryan hits hard and rolls into the far corner. Oliver charges at him looking for a knee strike in the corner. Ryan rolls under the bottom rope, barely escaping the hit. Oliver hits the turnbuckles and then staggers back. Ryan springs off the ropes for a flying clothesline. Oliver staggers up and Ryan hits a soccer ball kick to Oliver’s thigh. Oliver falls forward and Ryan sets up for his Soccerball Kick (punt to the face). Ryan backs off, bouncing off the opposite ropes. Oliver sits up on his hands and knees as Ryan roars in for one of his finishers. Oliver falls forward and Ryan goes over the top of Oliver’s head.
Steve White: That was so close!
Chuck Thompson: I you imagine if that Soccerball Kick would have connected?
Alexander Corvis: We’d probably have a new Heavyweight Champion right now!
As Oliver starts back up, Ryan rebounds off the ropes and hits the Ryan of Your Life to the back of Oliver’s head. Oliver goes down. Ryan jumps on for the cover, hooking the leg.
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KICKOUT!!!
Steve White: Another close pinfall!
Wasting no time, Ryan grabs Oliver in a kimura lock. Oliver moves quickly to the ropes, grabbing the middle one to cause the referee to call for the clean break. Ryan breaks and starts right back with kicks to the body. Ryan pulls Oliver out and goes to hook the head. Oliver breaks his grip and hooks Ryan for a bridging Northern Lights suplex.
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Alexander Corvis: Morgan and Black are trading pin attempts!
Chuck Thompson: I wonder how long this can go on? It might just come down to who makes that one crucial mistake.
As they start to get up, Oliver hooks him up for a full nelson and then fires him over with a full nelson suplex. Oliver stands up and stomps onto Ryan’s head. He then drags the Hall of Famer up for a bridging full nelson suplex.
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Ryan KICKS OUT!!!
Steve White: He just…
Alexander Corvis: How…?
Chuck Thompson: Do you think Oliver really thought it was gonna be that easy? That he’d take a bunch of Ryan’s big shots then just give him that and it would be over?
Oliver drags Ryan up. He slaps Ryan across the face and Ryan falls to a knee. Oliver pulls him up and looks to slap him again. Ryan blocks it and drills him with a forearm shot to the face. Oliver fires back. Ryan jumps up into a knee strike to the face. Oliver staggers back. Ryan grabs him and hits the Hexproof (Complete Shot). Ryan pulls Oliver back up before dropping him back down with A Certain Life (swinging Complete Shot)! Ryan drops down for the cover.
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Oliver GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!
Ryan pulls the foot back and covers again.
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Oliver KICKS OUT!!!
Alexander Corvis: Black is determined not to lose the championship here tonight!
Steve White: That may be true but Oliver also needs to be determined to defend the title!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, playing the defense isn’t going to cut it the longer the match goes!
Ryan looks for a front facelock but Oliver starts to sit out. Ryan gets behind him and Oliver snapmares him over. Oliver starts for a hold but Ryan snapmares Oliver over and then pops up for a kick between Oliver’s shoulderblades. Oliver grimaces and falls into the ropes. He starts up and Ryan goes for another kick. Oliver spins and catches the leg. Oliver throws the leg and Ryan spins into another kick attempt. Oliver gets his hands up to block before kneeing Ryan in the midsection. Ryan doubles over and Oliver kicks him low. Ryan’s eyes go wide in pain.
Steve White, Chuck Thompson, and Alexander Corvis: OWWWWW!!!!!
Oliver drills him in the back of the head with an elbow strike. Oliver drops him with a spinning back kick. The Champ grabs the challenger and drops him with his Darkness Falling (single knee facebreaker)!
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Steve White: These two are throwing their entire arsenal at each other!
Chuck Thompson: I… don’t… know…
Alexander Corvis: I can’t believe that Morgan had the ability to kick out of Darkness Falling!
Oliver pulls Ryan up and snaps off a belly-to-back suplex. Oliver hooks Ryan’s head for a front facelock. Oliver pulls him up and hits a snap vertical suplex. Ryan hits hard again and almost sits up in response to the impact. Oliver pulls him up and hits a German suplex. Ryan starts up. Oliver hits him with another German suplex, this time adding a bridge for a pin attempt.
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KICKOUT!!!
Oliver pulls him up again and hits a bridging tiger suplex.
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KICKOUT!!!
As they get back up, Oliver takes a half nelson and snaps off the half nelson suplex. Ryan starts back up, Oliver runs and catches him with his We Are The Witches (shining wizard).
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Steve White: NO!!!
Chuck Thompson: RYAN GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!
Alexander Corvis: WHAT A MATCH!
Oliver pounds the mat in frustration. He pulls Ryan up. Triggered kicks him in the gut and then snaps off Insidious (pedigree). Oliver hits hard and rolls under the bottom rope to drop to the floor.
Steve White: That Insidious might have really effected Oliver!
Ryan staggers up and looks down as the referee moves in to count Oliver out.
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Ryan rushes across the ring and dives through the ropes out onto The Nightmare. The crowd cheers wildly.
Steve White: Ryan is a madman!
Chuck Thompson: Hey, whatever it takes to get the job done!
Ryan gets to his feet, grabs Oliver, and rolls him in under the bottom rope. Ryan dives in after and jumps onto the Champ with a cover.
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Oliver KICKS OUT!
Steve White: We were a millisecond from having a new Heavyweight Champion!
Ryan pulls Oliver back up and nails him in the face. Oliver fires back. They soon start trading shots: Ryan, Oliver, Ryan, Oliver, Ryan, Oliver, Ryan, Oliver, Ryan, Oliver, Ryan, Oliver, Ryan, Oliver, Ryan, Oliver, Ryan, Oliver.
Alexander Corvis: This is a slobberknocker!
Chuck Thompson: Doesn’t the cowboy hat wearing dude with Bell’s Palsy have that trademarked?!
Ryan swings wildly. Oliver ducks. He gives Ryan a low blow that brings the Hall of Famer to his knees. Oliver keeps Ryan in his sights looking to hit We Are the Witches. Ryan wisely rolls out of the ring.
Steve White: Savvy veteran move by Ryan.
Alexander Corvis: I must admit it is.
Chuck Thompson: Well he is a savvy veteran...duh!
Pulling himself up with the aid of the barricade, Ryan notices a very buxom blonde fan. Ryan begins to chat her up clearly not caring about the match anymore.
Steve White: Is Ryan actually trying to get a date for after the show?!
Chuck Thompson: Talk about return of the mack!
Alexander Corvis: This is just so disrespectful not only to Oliver Black and the Heavyweight Championship, but to wrestling as a whole!
The referee begins to count.
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4…In the ring Oliver attempts to leave the ring to go after Ryan but the referee prevents him.
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Steve White: I think Ryan really doesn’t care about this match anymore!
Alexander Corvis: Does he even care about wrestling as a career anymore?!
Chuck Thompson: I honestly think he may be scared of Oliver Black.
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Steve White: Ryan just barely makes it back into the ring before the referee completes the ten count.
Just as Ryan gets his body halfway through the ropes, Oliver pushes the referee out of the way, grabs Ryan’s head, and hits another Darkness Falls!
Steve White and Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT!
Alexander Corvis: That has to be it!
Oliver pushes the barely conscious Ryan over and covers.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match AND STILL the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion….Oliver Black!!
We pan around where Illa Isabella is waiting in the ring with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following main event contest is set for one fall and it is for the EHWF Championship!
Whatever by Our Lady Peace hits the PA and from out behind the curtains, Jason Dave slowly makes his way out onto the stage. Sporting a pair of athletic shorts and a white tang top, he makes his way down the ring slowly, making eye contact with nearly every member of the EHWF universe. He stops when he reaches ring side and takes a lap around the ring. He walks up the steel ring steps and grazes his palm across the top rope and looks out to the crowd with his signature smirk. He enters through the middle rope and then reaches the center of the ring. He smiles and chuckles softly before removing his tang top and tossing it to the side of the ring. He perches himself on one of the far corners of the ring and waits for his opponent to come out to the ring.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… The Challenger… He is Gods Gift To Pro Wrestling and One Half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Jason Dave!
The intro to the theme song plays out coupled with some strobing white lights. Scott appears right as the beat drops and wastes no time getting to the ring. He does slap a few front-rower's hands before he enters the squared circle. Now in the ring, Scott takes a moment to get the crowd hyped and shows off a little bit before the match begins.
Illa Isabella: And next… He is the other half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions and the EHWF Champion… Scott Wilson!
DING DING DING!
The fans are going BERSRK in the whole arena as Dave and Wilson look around! They come into the center of the ring and bump fists, sending the fans into a frenzy as they lock up! They both grapple for a moment but come to a stalemate! The two begin trading huge lefts and rights and Dave hits Scott with a headbutt before landing a nice spinning kick to the gut! Dave whips him into the ropes and lands a nice running corner clothesline on Scott! Scott picks himself back up but Dave greets him with a short dropkick! Dave runs into the ropes again but this time he gets caught with the big boot from Wilson! Scott grabs Dave by his arm as he gets back up and whips him as hard as he can back first into the corner! Scott runs up and catches a staggering Dave and hits him with a big belly-to-belly suplex! The fans are going NUTS as the action heats up already!
Chuck Thompson: We’re witnessing a dream match here tonight! Wilson and Dave – two of the biggest names of all time and two of the greatest friends in EHWF are going at it hard now and they’re not disappointing!
Steve White: So far we’ve seen an amazing back and forth contest between these two amazing talents but I’m expecting a straight up and very technical match that is gonna blow the roof off of this arena!!
Chuck Thompson: These two implementing just a lot of pure wrestling skill in their offense here tonight and you can tell that they’re not holding anything back! Wilson realised his dream and wants to hold onto it while Jason Dave wants to accomplish the one thing he never has but should have!
Scott lands a nice knee to the gut of Dave and throws him into the ropes to land a big spinning kick to the running man! Scott runs into the ropes again and lands a shoulder block on Dave, taking him back down to the mat! Wilson bounces off of the ropes again but Dave comes back and hits him with a quick corkscrew body dive, pulling out all the tricks! Dave picks Wilson up and scoopslams him back down onto the mat! Dave gets up to the second ropes and the fans are going nuts as Dave springs off with a high-risk move, landing on Wilson with a diving elbow drop to the chest! Dave hooks Wilson’s leg!
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Fans: OHHHHHHHH!!
Chuck Thompson: Big kick out there by Wilson and Dave pulled out all of the stops to get Wilson down! This match is getting intense as these guys are throwing just about everything at each other right now!
Steve White: A lot of this is just sheer wrestling at it’s finest and who better to watch a straight up main event then two of the best in the business! Dave wants to put Wilson away but Wilson fighting with such amazing awareness tonight!
Scott and Dave meet in the middle of the ring once again. The tie up doesn't last long as neither of the two gets an advantage from it. Dave lands a nice and loud chop across Scott's chest, but he receives a forearm to the face in response! These two begin trading big blows again to the cheering fans. Dave is the one who loses this contest thanks to Wilson’s power advantage! Scott throws Dave into the ring ropes and catches him and lifts him high into the air, dropping Dave stomach first across the top rope! Scott Wilson comes running and dives into Dave, driving him into the corner and follows up with some big corner thrusts! Wilson pulls Dave into the center of the ring then turns him around going for Wilson Kick! The fans lose it but Dave ducks it and spins Wilson around for Transcendence! Wilson pushes Dave off of him and saves himself as the fans are all on their feet!
Chuck Thompson: Wilson going for Wilson Kick and Dave almost countering with Transcendence! The reversals, the counters and the amazing technical battles are nothing short of amazing! I’ve always wanted to see these two in the ring and now I’m getting that chance and it is not disappointing!
Steve White: This match is so technical and methodical but it is just so fast paced at the same time! Wilson just so focused in his movements but Dave just so fast! I think Wilson is getting the edge with some big shots right now but this match really is one that every fans should be witnessing!!
Chuck Thompson: Wilson with amazing offense right now but these two are the best reversers in the history of wrestling and it’s showing right now with the number of reversals, counters and evasions off the charts!!
Steve White: We’ve seen some stalemates in this contest but that’s just the beginning! Both men are quite evenly matched and they keep turning up the heat on each other until the other one is ready to crack!
Scott begins to land multiple forearms to Dave's head now after another short tie up! Scott runs into the ropes and Dave catches him coming at him with a spinning heel kick, sending both men sprawling but Wilson coming off hurt! Scott falls from the impact and screams out loudly in pain. Dave wastes no time and bounces off of the ropes, springing off of the second rope and hitting Scott with a big moonsault! Scott curses out in pain and Dave sees his opportunity arising for him right now! He pulls Scott by his leg into a corner and motions to the fans. Dave gets up on the second ropes and faces his back to Wilson! Dave drops down bouncing his legs off of the top ropes and hitting Wilson with a small moonsault going right into a cover! The fans go wild!
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Wilson kicks out strong and sits up, as Dave looks on surprised!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Chuck Thompson: WILSON! Strong kick out after that perfect moonsault from Jason Dave! Jason not giving a damn and doing whatever he needs to do but nothing seems to put Wilson down!
Steve White: Wilson was getting the upper hand in this amazing match but it seems that Dave is fighting back tough and clawing all the control he can in this one and that is JUST what he needs to do!!
Dave cracks Scott in the back with a boot sending Wilson head first into the mat, sprawling forward! Dave wants to roll Wilson over to cover him but Wilson elbows Dave in the face and buys some time! Both men get to their feet! They lock up and Dave appears to be winning the struggle until Wilson over powers him! Wilson goes for Acid Test but it’s no good! Wilson spins Dave around but Dave responds with an aggressive elbow, busting Wilson’s nose open! Wilson backs off and Dave gives chase! Dave lunges at Wilson but Wilson moves forward to the ropes and springs off of the second rope to the third rope, hitting Dave with a big dropkick to Dave’s chest, sending Dave to the other side of the ring! Both men lie hurt and exhausted on the mat!
Fans: OOOOHHHH!!!
Chuck Thompson: WILSON WITH A MASSIVE DROPKICK! He almost destroyed Dave there with that flying dropkick like a shotgun blast to the chest!!
Steve White: These two guys are legends and veterans of EHWF and professional wrestling but I’ve never seen them move and fight so intense as I have tonight! Listen to these fans!!
Scott Wilson slowly lifts himself up using the ropes and is grabbing at torso in pain. Dave begins to lift himself up using the ropes but he’s too slow and hurt after the flying dropkick! Wilson takes the opportunity to run up and kick Dave right in the ribs! Dave drops to the mat and Wilson picks Dave up once again, bringing him to the corner and sending him into it back first with amazing strength! Dave falls back down to the mat and Wilson goes down with him, sitting him up and getting him in a headlock! The fans go wild but Dave is able to power out of it! Wilson lines up Dave for a running move but Dave trips Wilson up with a drop toehold! Wilson’s face comes off of the mat! They both get up and Wilson is bleeding badly! They lock up and Dave takes advantage, instantly getting him in a wristlock to which Wilson twists out and reverses into a chicken wing! Dave drops to the mat and kicks back up, punching Wilson in the face to get out of it! Dave manhandles Wilson looking for Reality Check but Wilson shoves Dave into the corner hard and hits Dave with Wilson Kick outta nowhere! The fans LOSE IT! Wilson covers Dave!
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Wilson can’t believe it! He rolls over and the fans are losing it! Wilson lies flat next to Dave as the fans are going nuts! After a few moments they start to stir back to their feet!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Chuck Thompson: WILSON KICK! Wilson gets it and Jason Dave SOMEHOW KICKS OUT! Wilson so impressive with that kick!
Steve White: These fans are losing it right now and Wilson can’t believe that that full on Wilson Kick to the skull didn’t put him away! These guys have been fighting it out for ages now and they’re still going!
Scott Wilson jolts up and hits Dave in the back with a forearm! Scott then turns Dave around and starts booting him in the corner giving the 2-time hall of famer a good beating in the corner! Dave looks exhausted and beat up! Wilson backs off as Dave crawls on the mat trying to get up! Wilson pulls Dave in and starts to lock him in Acid Test but Dave shoves Wilson into the ropes! Wilson bounces off of them and rams a big thrust into Wilson’s gut on rebound! The fans are losing it! Dave pulls Wilson in but Wilson elbows Dave in the side of the head and he stumbles back! Wilson sees that Dave is groggy and he jumps up, hitting Wilson Kick but Dave grabs Wilson’s leg and reverses it into Transcendence! The fans GO BERSERK WITH CHEERS! Both men are on the mat and Dave gets his body over Wilson’s!
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Dave can’t believe it! Wilson gets the shoulder up! Wilson gets the shoulder up! Dave sits over Wilson, wide eyed and pissed off!
Fans: OHHHHH SHIT!! OHHHHH SHIT!!
Chuck Thompson: OH SHIT! Wilson kicks out of that one! Dave hits Wilson with Transcendence and gets all of it and somehow Wilson kicks the fuck out! These two guys are just unstoppable right now! What’s gonna stop them?!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Dave kicks out of one of the best Wilson Kicks I’ve ever seen then Wilson kicks out of Transcendence! These two are putting on an instant classic right now and I’m not even gonna guess who’s gonna come out on top!
Dave yanks Wilson to his feet but Wilson drops down and hits Dave with a jawbreaker! Dave stumbles to the ropes where Wilson runs up and clotheslines him over them, sending him to the outside! The fans go wild as Dave hits the floor but Dave quickly gets to a knee! Wilson recovers inside the ring for some time! Dave forces himself up but as he does, Wilson runs across the ring and dives through the second ropes, landing on Dave with a massive suicide dive! The fans go wild and Dave breaks Wilson’s fall and Dave is sent flying into the barricade! The fans are all on their feet! Wilson gets up and grabs Dave by the head and starts to drag him back to the ring! Dave grabs Wilson and runs him back first into the apron! Wilson yells in pain but Dave loses it and grabs Wilson by the head, tossing him square into the barricade! The fans are going wild and some are confused at Dave’s brash offense against Wilson. Dave rolls back in the ring then gets back out to break the refs count! The ref tells Dave to get Wilson back into the ring but Dave isn’t hearing it! Dave hoists Wilson up on his back and waits a moment! Dave drives Wilson off of his back, back first into the barricade! The fans are on their feet but some boo for Dave as the first jeers of this entire match are heard!
Fans: OHHHH SHIT! OHHHHH SHIT!
Chuck Thompson: Jason Dave! Jason Dave! Jason Dave! He almost breaks Scott Wilson’s back off of the barricade! What the fuck is Jason Dave doing!?
Steve White: Frustration getting the better of Dave here! These two guys have been fighting for ages, bleeding, battered and bruised as well as exhausted in this amazing classic! I don’t think Wilson is getting up after that one! That was BRUTAL!
Dave gets Wilson back up and rolls him back into the ring! Wilson’s back is all red and bruised and Wilson is barely moving! Dave slides into the ring at the count of 8 and hooks Wilson’s leg!
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It’s no good and Dave is really surprised now. Dave backs off to the corner where he is wide eyed and watches on at Wilson who stirs on the mat. Dave sits there, resting and looking on in thought!
Chuck Thompson: ANOTHER BIG KICK OUT! Jason Dave almost losing it there and he tries his best to destroy Wilson but Wilson barely kicks out! Jason Dave just cannot beat Scott Wilson here tonight!!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! That was extreme! Dave going into it for himself and uses that barricade to take Wilson out and damn near break if freaking back! Jason Dave just getting frustrated and doing what he wants in this match and I don’t think the fans were too happy after that one!!
Chuck Thompson: Well… We thought it was gonna be straight up but I think frustration got the better of Dave and he just had a lapse in judgment there! Regardless, Wilson STILL fights on and Dave is stunned!
Steve White: These fans are gonna tear this arena down by the end of this one! Can you hear them! This is one of the loudest crowds I think I’ve ever heard! Wilson and Dave putting on a blockbuster right now!!
Dave picks Wilson up and drives him into the corner! Wilson pounds Dave in the back and he yells out in pain, as Wilson’s shot was huge! Wilson grabs Dave by the hair and shoves him into the corner! Wilson hoists Dave up on the top ropes! Wilson gets up there as well and the fans start going nuts! Wilson grasps Dave and pulls him in but Dave starts hitting Wilson with right hands to the side of the head! Wilson headbutts Dave then pulls him up and hits Dave with a monster Superplex from the top rope! The fans LOSE IT! The cheers shake the arena as both men are down and destroyed on the mat after the massive impact! Wilson rolls around in pain but it’s what he saw was necessary to take out Dave tonight! Dave is motionless on the mat and Wilson crawls over to him, draping his forearm over the lifeless 2-time hall of famer!
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Fans: NO WAY!! NO WAY!! NO WAY!!
Chuck Thompson: WHAT!?! Superplex after ALL of this match and Dave BARELY kicks out there! What the fuck!? This is too far! These guys are gonna either kill each other or drop dead from exhaustion! WHAT A MATCH!
Steve White: I’m very honoured to be calling such a match right now as well as witness it but how the FUCK did that not put Dave away! Wilson is put through all of that, comes off the barricade, gets hit with full on finishers and goes so long in this match and STILL kicks out! Dave lasts all this time, gets extreme Wilson Kicks to the face AND a Superplex and he STILL kicks out!?! What the fuck is going to happen next!?
Wilson is up and he grabs Dave but Dave headbutts him in the balls and Wilson goes down to a knee! Dave pulls Wilson in for a DDT but Wilson drops down and trips Dave up! Dave goes flying through the second ropes and hits his back on the apron before falling flat on the outside floor! The fans are shaking the arena with their cheers! Wilson looks on and takes a few seconds to get his breath back! Dave gets up but Wilson springs up onto the top rope and dives on Dave on the outside, hitting him with a giant crossbody! The fans LOSE IT! The arena is going nuts! Wilson lands on Dave and gets up, looking at the fans going wild! Wilson makes his way over to the barricade, going as unorthodox as he can! Wilson jumps up on the barricade and runs along it light a tightrope walker before reaching Dave’s position and diving off to the outside with a massive moonsault! Wilson looks at Dave while flipping in the air and he lands on Dave perfectly! The fans are going BERSERK as both men are down on the outside! Wilson desperately rolls Dave back into the ring and slides back in at a count of 8 himself!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Chuck Thompson: WILSON MOONSAULT OFF OF THE BARRICADE! WHAT ELSE ARE THESE GUYS GONNA DO?!
Steve White: I can’t believe what we’ve witnessed tonight! These guys have gone past their limits and they’re doing anything and everything they can to destroy each other in hopes of capturing that gold! What a match! What pure competition!
Wilson gets in the corner and slaps his shins as Dave gets to his feet! Wilson runs up and goes for Wilson Kick but Dave ducks it! Dave goes for Reality Check but Wilson spins it into Supremacist which Wilson can’t get as Dave sends him into the ropes! The fans are on their feet as Dave boots Wilson in the gut and hits him with Transcendence in the middle of the ring! It’s Over! The fans are all going nuts, the barricades are breaking and Dave falls on the destroyed Wilson for the cover!
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Fans: WHAT THE FUCK!?! THIS IS AWESOME! WHAT THE FUCK!? THIS IS AWESOME!
Steve White: BAH GAWWD! BAH GAWD! WILSON KICKS OUT AGAIN! WILSON WITH YET ANOTHER KICK OUT AFTER A HUGE MOVE! NOTHING CAN STOP SCOTT WILSON!!
Chuck Thompson: That was fucking incredible! My God that was amazing! Dave got all of his finisher and Wilson kicked out of it AGAIN! Jason Dave can’t believe it! Jason Dave has lost his confidence! If all of that and a full on Transcendence can’t put away Wilson, then what will?! WHAT WILL!?
Dave picks up Wilson and gets a knee in on him. Dave freezes up, not sure what else to do. He bounces off of the ropes but runs right into a boot to the gut from Wilson! The fans go wild! As Wilson pulls Dave in and hits him with a massive powerbomb! The fans are all on their feet and cheer but Wilson falls against the ropes and can’t follow up! Somehow with amazing strength, Dave gets to his feet! Wilson grabs him from behind and goes for a power move but Dave grabs onto the referee! The referee is sent to the mat as Dave saves himself! Wilson still has Dave in his grasp and falls down with him, rolling him up and sitting on his legs with Dave’s shoulders pinned to the mat! The fans LOSE IT! Wilson looks around, the ref is down! Wilson has Dave covered and he yells for the ref! The ref stirs to his hands and knees but takes too long and Dave kicks Wilson off of him and sends Wilson head first into the corner! The arena erupts!
Fans: OHHHHH!!
Steve White: BAH GAWWD! Did Wilson have him! That had to be three!!
Chuck Thompson: Dave grabbing onto that ref saved him in multiple ways I guess! To be honest I’m not sure either man can even go anymore!
Dave is pissed off now and he springs up to the top rope! Wilson gets out of the corner and Dave lands on him from the top rope, hitting him with a hurricanrana! The fans are to their feet again! Dave lines up Wilson! Wilson gets to his feet and Dave goes for Reality Check but Wilson propels Dave off of him much to Dave’s surprise! Dave bounces off of the ropes and Wilson goes for Wilson Kick but Dave ducks it and spins Wilson around into a boot to the mat for Transcendence but Wilson dodges at the last second and gets up around Dave just before impact where he pulls Dave in and goes for Dark Heart Illumination! Dave one second before it’s implemented gets out of it and counters with a reversal into Shattered Dreams! Dave wins out and he gets all of it on Wilson! Wilson is lifeless on the mat as the fans go nuts! The fans break the barricades and security has to calm the situation as the arena erupts in cheers! Dave falls on Wilson and gets the cover!
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Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and the NEW EHWF Champion… Jason Dave!
The fans are erupting with cheers! Dave forces himself to a knee where he takes the EHWF Championship belt and looks at it, almost crying! He gets up as his music plays and looks out at the fans!
Fans: THAT WAS AWESOME!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!
Steve White: JASON DAVE DOES IT!! After 7 years in the best match possible against the best opponent possible, Jason Dave finally does it! He is the new Champion of the World! Jason Dave is the EHWF Champion!!
Chuck Thompson: WHAT! A! MATCH!
Wilson is up, looking disappointed. He and Dave share an intense stand off on the opposite sides of the ring. The fans get quiet and not many know what will happen next. Wilson and Dave come close and share some words, Wilson doesn’t look happy. Eventually they shake hands and hug and the fans GO NUTS!
Steve White: The show of respect and sportsmanship between these two men is nothing short of amazing after an instant classic like that!!
Chuck Thompson: Incredible match! I haven’t seen a match that epic in a long time but Jason Dave is now the new EHWF Champion and he climbs to the very top of the business after 7 amazing years of trying.
Wilson raises Dave’s arm and they celebrate again before hugging it out once more.
Steve White: What’s amazing is that Wilson is far from done with the EHWF Championship! He’s only getting started and I’d watch Wilson vs. Dave any day! That’s all we have time for! It’s been an AMAZING night and I can’t wait to see what happens next week! Good night everyone and be safe!!
We see Dave on top of the turnbuckle holding the EHWF Championship up as the crowd cheers! We fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to EHWF Revenge! Welcome to the first Pay Per View Event of 2018! Tonight is gonna go off with a BANG as we have a stacked card ready for all of you fans to witness… The match that has been on the lips of everyone this week and has been dreams of many for many years is our main event tonight… Scott Wilson defending his EHWF Championship against Jason Dave! 1 on 1, two of the greatest of all time! Two men that have been here longer than anyone else and have stuck with EHWF through thick and thin and have become some of the biggest and greatest wrestlers in the world now go on to take each other on in a blockbuster that may just turn out to be the greatest match of all time!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for that Steve and neither can all of these screaming fans who came here tonight for this very match! I’ve been waiting almost 6 years to see this match come to fruition and now I finally get to see it! Two hall of famers, two veterans and two of the greatest of all time fight for the right to become the champion of the world and get the top spot in the world of wrestling! Could there be anything better!?!
Steve White: It’s a main event built on respect and pure talent and ability! These two men are amazing friends, they came up through EHWF and other federations together. They came up with Rissi and made some of the biggest impacts the world of wrestling has ever seen! We saw a dream match not too long ago with Scorpion vs. Rissi at Scars and Stripes and now we’re gonna see another one tonight with Wilson vs. Dave!! That’s not the only match on the card tonight though as Anarchy’s big event will host the infamous, brash, intense and out there Ryan Morgan who has returned and instantly grabbed the spotlight back onto himself taking on the EHWF Heavyweight and Bad Blood Champion for the Heavyweight Championship! One of the top talents of the past few years takes on the very future of EHWF and professional wrestling and I can’t wait!
Chuck Thompson: That is gonna be one amazing match to watch! Oliver Black is just incredible to watch in the ring and Ryan Morgan has been untouchable on the mic and on twitter, schooling everyone in The Samson Family who came at him the past week and gaining a massive following but can he walk the walk as well as he talks the talk?! Drake Coleman, one of The New Empire’s commanders working under Thor who wants to rid EHWF of people like Rissi and has made a legitimate beef will take on Joanna Rissi in an ambulance match for the Hardcore Championship!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! I can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen tonight! It’s gonna be huge! Let’s start the night!
Sah’ta Thor’s music booms on the PA System and the fans start booing him as he comes out with a smirk. He makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring, ignoring the booing fans.
Steve White: The Mayhem GM opening Revenge here tonight and just a week after he made a massive statement saying that he and others like Drake Coleman and the rest of their crew hated the way EHWF has headed. They hated the factions, the champions and whatnot and want to restore EHWF back to its glory days and overthrow people like Rissi and others!
Sah’ta Thor gets in the ring with a mic and looks around with a smirk, waiting for the fans to stop booing.
Sah’ta Thor: Last week… Last week you all saw myself, Drake Coleman, Imanov and Savannah make a stand… We made a stand for something that we believe in and that is the state of EHWF. I hate the useless factions that EHWF is drowned with… I hate the fools who think they are champions when I know what it’s like to be a real world champion… Eric Smith, Bill Ryder, Oliver Black they should and could have never been champions in my day… the fact that they were and are makes me sick to my stomach but… that is Anarchy and it doesn’t really matter… What is more disgusting is watching what has become of Mayhem – the flagship display of professional wrestling in the world!
The fans boo Thor some more!
Sah’ta Thor: That’s right dammit! Scott Wilson is EHWF Champion… Scott Wilson is the champion of this world and the top wrestler on the face of this earth! That makes me sick! The most prestigious title once held by myself, Blaise, David GS, Michael Rissi etc is now held by Scott Wilson! The Hardcore Championship – a title that is synonymous with being one of the most prestigious and sought after in the world is now held by a 5 foot nothing 98 pound Joanna Rissi! I held that title, Michael Rissi was dominant back in 2011 and 2012 for that title, Blaise destroyed the competition around her for that title… and NOW look!
Thor shakes his head but the fans cheer for Scott and Joanna and pelt the ring with garbage.
Sah’ta Thor: I’m not the one you should be angry at! Look at the wrestlers you have to watch nowadays compared to the ones you used to watch! Zoe McDraven, one of the most useless people in wrestling is somehow the Jr Heavyweight Champion?! The Sons of Chaos run amuck and attack whomever they want whenever they want even if a match is taking place! The Samson Family is the majority of Anarchy now and no one knows what is going on there nor cares! The Tag Team Championships are held by Jason Dave and Scott Wilson, who the heck cares about them!
The fans boo wildly and Thor is cut off by the eruption of noise!
Steve White: I think a lot of people care about Jason Dave and Scott Wilson! That’s the reason these people are here tonight, to witness history!
Sah’ta Thor: Anarchy and anyone there aren’t a concern of mine or The New Empire’s, nor will it be anyone’s in a few weeks time! It’s a dwindling mass ready to go right down the drain. I have general managed Mayhem far more superior and when it comes time to pick the bones I will but right now I am focused on one entity and that is the Rissi Family and their sympathizers because if you cut of the head the body will follow! Tonight… Imanov becomes the NEW Jr Heavyweight Champion and Drake Coleman not only captures the Hardcore Championship for The New Empire but he also sends Joanna Rissi away in an ambulance never to return in the ring again!
The fans boo wildly which angers Thor more!
Sah’ta Thor: Boo as much as you want! You know I’m right! The New Empire needs no one! Soon EHWF will be where it should be! Soon the EHWF Championship will be where it should be and all of these small time boring weasels you call superstars and champions will go the same way of the Rissi Family… EXTINCT!
Thor drops the mic and scares Illa Isabella who is standing in the corner waiting! The fans boo and pelt ringside with more garbage as Thor leaves back up the ramp! They don’t appreciate that way of starting Revenge so they drown out the arena with riot-like boos! Illa steps up and the fans calm back down while Thor disappears backstage.
We pan around where Illa Isabella is waiting in the ring with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This opening contest is an over the top rope battle royal!
Robin rides out in her Roller Derby gear, in her roller blades high-fiving fans down the aisle on both sides, she rides around the outside of the ring in a circle high-fiving and fist bumping as many fans as possible on her way to the opposite side she even does so with the ring side crew such as the announcer and the commentary team and fans seated behind them, she removes her skates to the bell keeper. She jogs around the outside of the ring high-fiving fans back and forth right and left, finally she boosts herself up on the barricade and leaps to the ring apron flinging herself in with front flip.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… Robin Robinson!
The lights dim and white noise covers the screen and sounds throughout the arena. The white noise continues for a few seconds before drums and guitars kick in from Anthrax's "Potter's Field" Fifteen seconds later, three spotlights converge on the center of the stage. Fire ignites a cross design on the sides of the stage and then rings the spot where the lights are. Inside the circle, Killjoy, rises up through the floor standing with their hands folded in prayer. She stands in prayer for a few seconds as the the fire dies down. Killjoy walks to the ring with an unending stare that just screams out hatred and violence for everyone in sight.
Illa Isabella: And next… Killjoy!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Illa Isabella: And now… making their way to the ring… Savannah!
The sounds of the entrance theme of Despacito go off and the lights around all change. The Long One makes his entrance from behind the curtain and out in the arena with his back to the fans and his arms raised high! Ranger Long turns around and gives his signature cheezy smile to the fans while he makes his way down the ramp and to the ring. He takes off his shades before rubbing some color into his face and getting inside the ring, removing his jacket.
Illa Isabella: And next… Ranger Long!
The lights dim as the music penetrates that atmosphere. Blue strobes flutter around the arena, as the dark haired diva, Brianna Brookes takes her place on top of the platform. She makes her way down the ramp, pausing halfway down, before running and entering the ring in a baseball slide fashion. She stands up and ignores the hoots and hollers from the crowd as she turns around, and faces her opponent.
Illa Isabella: Making her way to the ring… Brianna Brookes!
As the introduction to "Invincible" by Two Steps from Hell begins to play, the arena goes dark. A single spotlight races up the ramp and stops at the top of the stage. At the fifteen second mark the music cuts off. A hooded man steps into the halo of light before the music continues. Aaron throws the hood back, revealing his face to the crowd. He then walks down the ramp as the spotlight follows him, staring down the ring and completely ignoring the crowd. Upon reaching the ring, he quickly walks up the steps before wiping his feet on the apron and stepping through the ropes to prepare for his match as the lights come back on.
Illa Isabella: And next… Aaron Kostan!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And finally… Conner Creed!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Aaron Kostan vs. Brianna Brookes vs. Conner Creed vs. Killjoy vs. Robin Robinson vs. Ranger Long vs. Savannah
The bell sounds and the fans are going nuts as finally all of the competitors have assembled! The fans go nuts as Aaron Kostan instantly blasts out of the gates and dives on top of the big dog, Conner Creed! Kostan is all over him and gets him up in the corner, hitting him with some mean strikes but Creed hits right back! Killjoy and Brianna lock up in the center of the ring but Brianna easily tosses her to the mat, overpowering her down with authority! Ranger Long and Savannah grapple as Ranger gets Savannah in a headlock and gets her against the ropes! Savannah clings on and saves herself as the fans go wild! Ranger tries to get her over but it’s no good! Robin Robinson makes herself useful and charges Brianna but Brianna levels her with a clothesline! Creed is shocked as Kostan gets him up and on the ropes, trying to eliminate him!
Steve White: Aaron Kostan with an amazing effort in this match! This guy is going places if he can keep up this pace! This guy is a great signing for Mayhem!
Chuck Thompson: True that! Kostan very impressive, taking on Creed. Brianna Brookes also in her debut being very dominant against the other ladies right now!
Killjoy is up but gets tossed into the corner by Brianna! Robin gets up but Brianna grabs her by the head only for Robin to respond with a thumb to Brianna’s eye! The fans go nuts on the other side of the ring as Creed powers Kostan off of him to the mat! They eventually lock back up again! Creed hammers Kostan in the back with thunderous shots! Creed whips Kostan to the ropes but Kostan bounces back and nails Creed in the face with a discus elbow! The fans are on their feet, as The Artist impresses! Creed fires some shots but Kostan seems to be able to reverse them all and is technically sound, getting Creed in a tough headlock! Kostan switches it into a wristlock then pulls Creed in and nails him with a snap suplex! The action is hot and Kostan is impressing! On the other side of the ring Ranger and Savannah are trading blows! Ranger tosses her into the corner hard and then follows up with a corner clothesline! He picks her up and tries to toss her over but it’s just no good! Savannah claws at his eyes and he falls to a knee!
Steve White: Kostan very impressive and he might just win this one if he keeps going the way he’s going! Brianna taking down Killjoy and Robin in the ring! Savannah tearing up Ranger Long! No eliminations yet! What an opening contest we’re seeing!
Chuck Thompson: Everyone fighting for their lives in this one! Kostan getting the upper hand again on Creed! This guy is one to watch!
Brianna fights off Killjoy as Killjoy can’t get a word in but Robin Robinson comes from behind and blasts Brianna in the back! Killjoy boots Brianna while she’s on the mat and the two start double teaming her! Brianna tosses both women off of her and gets up but Robin jumps on her and while she does Killjoy mauls her with an assault of punches and scratches from behind! Brianna swats Killjoy away but Robin drops Brianna with a hard knee to the torso! Killjoy and Robin look at each other while Brianna gets up! They run at Brianna and take her down hard with a double clothesline! Brianna is finally down as the numbers game takes control! Killjoy and Robin pick Brianna up and whip her hard into the corner! Brianna screams out in pain and Robin and Killjoy link arms! They go for a double corner clothesline but Brianna explodes out of the corner at amazing speed and takes them both down with a duel STO! The fans go nuts as Brianna flattens the two women!
Steve White: Brianna Brookes with amazing power! She’s one to watch as well as she’ll turn out to be a huge signing for Anarchy with power like that!
Chuck Thompson: Incredibly athletic but I wonder how she’ll fare against someone like Creed or Savannah!!
Creed punches Kostan off of him. Kostan just can’t get him out! Creed hits Kostan with a big boot to the mat! Kostan is slowly getting up and Creed lines him up! Creed fires Clothesline From Hell but Kostan ducks it perfectly and Creed nails Ranger Long instead, leveling him! Creed turns around in shock; Savannah takes advantage and hits Creed with Pounce outta nowhere! Kostan gets around 8 seconds to rest as Ranger and Creed are on the mat! Brianna picks up and limp Killjoy! Robin comes to Killjoy’s aid but gets a chokeslam for her efforts! Killjoy is left against the ropes, trying to get her breath back but Brianna runs up and clotheslines Killjoy over the top rope to the outside!
Illa Isabella: Killjoy has been eliminated!
Steve White: Brianna Brooke dominating with amazing speed and strength just eliminating Killjoy with ease there!
Chuck Thompson: Brianna and Kostan are gonna pull this one off tonight! That’s if Creed doesn’t take everyone out first! Some amazing debuts here tonight!
Brianna gets forearmed in the back into the ropes from Savannah as Savannah tries to eliminate Brianna from behind! The two struggle and grapple on the ropes! Kostan runs up and takes out Creed with a clothesline! Ranger Long isn’t far behind and he grabs Kostan and gets him up on the ropes, close to tossing him over but Kostan fights to stay alive! Ranger and Kostan lock up and trade a couple of blows but Creed takes both men down with a double diving shoulder block! Robin charges at Creed but he plants her with a spinebuster! On the other side of the ring Savannah can’t eliminate Brianna so she claws her face and drops Brianna on the mat! Savannah turns and sees Creed stomping out Robin! Savannah knows he’s a threat and goes to hit Pounce on him but as she picks up the speed, he notices her and ducks down, lifting her up and tossing her over the top rope to the outside!
Illa Isabella: Savannah has been eliminated!!
Steve White: Savannah eliminated! She was dominating with Pounce and went to take on Creed but he was too quick for her!
Chuck Thompson: We have 2 eliminations and everyone is starting to look hurt and tired!!
Kostan is up! He pulls in Creed for Finale but Ranger Long is behind him! Kostan drops Creed to the mat and pulls in Ranger instead then plants him with Finale! The fans go NUTS and a Kostan chant breaks out as the debuting star builds momentum! Kostan spins around but gets a kick to the gut from Robin! She fights well, getting some knees in on him and then a dropkick to send him to the mat! Robin builds the pace and tries to get the fans going for her! Kostan is back up and she bounces off of the ropes but he nails her with a discus elbow to the face, sending the running Robin back into the ropes with a busted nose! The fans go nuts! Kostan picks up great speed and hits Robin with a clothesline, sending her over the top rope to the outside! The fans go NUTS!
Illa Isabella: Robin Robinson has been eliminated!
Steve White: Kostan with a massive elimination on Robin Robinson! Bah Gawd this kid has something special!
Chuck Thompson: I gotta say, I’m very impressed with Kostan tonight! This guy along with Brianna Brookes has looks flawless in terms of competition tonight!!
Kostan locks back up with Conner Creed! Creed gets his forearm in on Kostan’s head and Kostan falls against the ropes! Kostan comes back but Creed gives him a big boot to the face that sends him over the top rope! Kostan catches himself and the fans are going nuts! Creed fires a Clothesline From Hell but Kostan pulls down the top rope and Creed goes flying over to the outside as the fans go NUTS for Kostan!
Illa Isabella: Conner Creed has been eliminated!
Steve White: KOSTAN! Kostan eliminates Conner fucking Creed! Kostan does it! Creed can’t believe it!
Chuck Thompson: I told you there was something amazing about this kid! Creed, one of the best of all time gets eliminated by Kostan and Creed is in shock on the outside!!
Kostan watches on as Brianna and Ranger lock up in the center of the ring! Ranger hits Brianna with a lariat! Kostan goes to lock up with him but Creed reaches in under the ropes from the apron and trips Kostan up! Creed drags Kostan out of the ring and levels him with a Clothesline From Hell! The fans are going nuts with boos as Creed is pissed off he was eliminated by a debuting superstar! Kostan hasn’t been eliminated however as he’s been pulled under the bottom ropes! Creed picks Kostan back up and tosses him into the steel steps! Refs come over to stop Creed as Creed rolls Kostan back into the ring and dusts his hands with the fans booing him wildly!
Steve White: Dammit Creed! Creed does this shit too often and gets away with it! Creed was unhappy Kostan out smarted and eliminated him and Creed just damn near incapacitated Kostan when he had no further business being in this match!! This has hurt Kostan’s chances for sure!
Chuck Thompson: What a making for a big Mayhem rivalry though Steve! Those two just naturally bounce off of each other when they fight don’t they?! Kostan isn’t down and out yet!
Brianna gets back up and nails Ranger Long in the back before he grabs a hurt Kostan! Brianna whips Ranger into the corner then follows up with a running high knee to his face! Brianna drops off of the corner and hits Ranger Long with a tornado DDT as the fans go nuts! Ranger struggles to his feet and Brianna clotheslines him over the top rope! Ranger saves himself on the apron and Brianna gets up as she lunges at him again but he pulls the top rope down and Brianna goes over! Brianna saves herself barely as Ranger gets back in the ring! Ranger grabs her and tries to push her off of the apron! They fight it out but come to a stalemate until Brianna grabs Ranger and hooks him up, hitting him with a big suplex, suplexing him while she lands on the apron! The fans LOSE IT! Ranger clings onto the apron for dear life as he gets a hand back on the ropes! Brianna gets up on the apron! Ranger gets up on the apron and goes to charge but Kostan is back up and he runs up, hitting Ranger with a dropkick, dropkicking Ranger to the outside while Brianna takes the time to get back in the ring!
Illa Isabella: Ranger Long has been eliminated!
Steve White: Ranger Long got eliminated by Kostan! Aaron Kostan is back in this one and we’re down to 2!!
Chuck Thompson: Ranger Long never saw it coming! Kostan and Brianna are the last two in this match and they’re the two that have fought the best match!!
Brianna and Aaron are back in the ring together. They circle each other as the fans go nuts for the two new superstars! They lock up and trade blows instantly! Kostan knees Brianna in the midsection! She responds with a punch but he tosses her against the ropes! Brianna gets off them quickly and they lock back up! Kostan gets her in a chicken wing! She twists out of it and gets him in wristlock only for him to spin her around and get her in a standing armbar! Kostan headbutts Brianna into the corner and he grabs her legs, getting her up for elimination but she fights him off of her! They lock back up as she trips him up against the ropes! She grabs him and tries to get him over but he shoves her down to the mat! She gets up and lunges at him but he gets behind her with great sense and goes for a German Suplex! Brianna rolls off of his back and gets Kostan in a full nelson from behind with amazing skill! She goes for a full nelson sweep but as she goes to kick his leg out, he gets out of it and she hits the ropes! He goes on the attack but she pulls the top rope down! Brianna is shocked as Kostan guesses she would do that and stops short! Kostan boots Brianna in the midsection and grabs her! He fires a punch, he fires an elbow! Kostan grabs her and swings her to the ropes! Brianna reverses it and goes to toss him over but he reverses that and grabs her head, going for it right at the ropes but Brianna ducks out of his grasp, grabs his back and waistband and tosses him over the top rope to the outside, falling against the ropes! The fans go NUTS as the bell rings!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… Brianna Brookes!
Steve White: SHE DOES IT! SHE DOES IT! BRIANNA DOES IT! SHE WINS THE BATTLE ROYAL IN HER FIRST MATCH!
Chuck Thompson: What a match that was! Kostan just one second away from winning it, barely losing! If Creed hadn’t assaulted Kostan would he have been able to win this one?! What a close victory but a massive victory for Brianna nonetheless! Amazing!
Brianna celebrates and gets her arm raised high in the ring. Kostan looks out at her and the two nod at each other as the fans go nuts! We fade out to a video promo for the Hardcore Championship!
As the broadcast comes back from a video package, the camera finds The Mongrel sitting in the ring, microphone in hand.
The Mongrel: Since none of you have any testicular fortitude at all, I’ll make this really simple for you. Cameraman, bring it in here…
He nods to the camera and it zooms in on a tight shot on just Mongrel’s upper half.
The Mongrel: Red Dragon, are you proud of your cowardly attack at Anarchy last? Did you think it would simply go unanswered? I truly hope whatever your intent was, you accomplished. Because until you face me like a genuine man, I will not be moving from this squared circle. And Mister Rissi, sorry, not sorry.
Steve White: Is The Mongrel for real?
The Samson Family enforcer nods and the crowd cheers him on as he remains seated.
Chuck Thompson: I think he is, Steve.
Alexander Corvis: The Mongrel is actually doing a sit in!
One minutes goes by…
Two minutes go by…
Three Minutes…
Four…
The Mongrel: I can do this all day…
Chuck Thompson: What the hell?! He’s holding up the entire pay-per-view!
Alexander Corvis: You going to go in there and tell him he has to leave, Thompson?
One minutes goes by…
Two minutes go by…
Three Minutes…
Four…
Suddenly, Deathstar’s “All the Devil’s Toys” starts playing. The crowd gasps as the song kicks into gear and Red Dragon wanders out onto the stage.
Steve White: Red Dragon has decided to come out here after all!
Mongrel stands up, nodding approvingly. Red Dragon walks to the ringside area. He stops just short of ringside, a microphone in hand.
Red Dragon: And, what, pray tell, do you intend to do?
Mongrel drops the microphone and starts to rub his hands together. Red Dragon smirks and nods to him.
Red Dragon: I’m your huckleberry…
Mongrel nods, his eyes flashing in anticipation.
Red Dragon: But patience is a wondrous virtue…
He drops the microphone and steps over the barricade into the crowd. He walks away leaving Mongrel standing in the ring.
Steve White: Red Dragon might want to rethink about playing mind games with The Mongrel!
Chuck Thompson: It’s definitely going to piss him off even more!
Alexander Corvis: This isn’t going to end well!
Mongrel steps through the ropes and rushes out after him only for security to impend him. Red Dragon vanishes into the ocean of humanity.
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Patricia Downs: The following match is a Non-Title Triple Threat scheduled for one fall! Introducing first…
The arena fades to almost complete darkness as lightning flashes on the video wall. Thunderclaps are heard as all the devils toys by deathstars begins to play throughout the arena. Lightning continues to flash on the video wall as a cemetery is panned through. The stage erupts in flames as Red Dragon rises to the stage from below. Scanning the crowd he grins and begins a slow walk towards the ring as a blood red spotlight is on him. Once at ringside he slides under the bottom rope and rolls up to his feet as a Pentagram appears in the middle of the ring. Fire erupts from all four corner post as he takes the titles off putting them in the corner before leaning against the ropes with the bloody femur in his hands waiting on his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Weighing in at two hundred and thirty-seven pounds and standing at six feet two inches...he hails from Parts Unknown….he is the Minister of Evil...Red Dragon!!!!
Chuck Thompson: Haven’t we seen this guy in EHWF before? I could swear he looks familiar!
Steve White: Yes, this isn’t the first time Red Dragon has been employed by the company. He has made a few other appearance with us in the past.
Alexander Corvis: Well at the last Anarchy he made a big impact by attacking The Mongrel post match and judging by what we saw moments ago, he and The Mongrel will be doing battle very soon.
"Monster" by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain with Henry Losak wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start with Henry standing outside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: In the ring next weighing in at two hundred and fifty pounds and standing at six feet four inches….he hails from Cologne, Germany...representing The Black Asylum….he is the Masked German Monster….Lord Raab!!!!
Steve White: The always pissed off Lord Raab in the ring looking to make an impression in this match tonight!
Chuck Thompson: I’m not trying to be mean or anything but what has Lord Raab and Samuel really added to the Black Asylum other than being cannon fodder and constant complainers about anything and everything Samson Family? I mean, I hate that little weasel Joshua Samson as much as the next guy but every time Lord Raab’s on television he’s going in on Samson and his crew!
Alexander Corvis: Well it’s no secret that Raab has been on a mission to run the Samson Family out of EHWF, and most likely the sport of wrestling, since the two popped up on each other’s radar.
Chuck Thompson: I just think that’s not a healthy obsession…
With Mama Said Knock You Out playing in the background Jessie walks out onto the stage and starts to bounce around trying to get loose. She waited for a few moments before she walked down and slaps hands with a few fans as she does this before she stops at the steps slapping the top of them before getting in the ring. She then get in and bounces around then if she is out on her own look at the enterance waiting for her opponents or if others are in the ring she looks on at them.
Patricia Downs: Finally in the ring, weighing in at one hundred and forty-eight pounds and standing at a height of five foot ten inches….she hails from Iowa City, Iowa….she is the reigning Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Showtime Champion….she is the Hawkeye Warrior...Jessie Roberts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve White: She may not be the most talkative or most flashiest, but Jessie has proven that when it’s time to wrestle she’s all go!
Chuck Thompson: I’m surprised she still has possession of the Showtime title still?
Alexander Corvis: Well the young woman is a fighting champion. Anytime she has had to defend it she has emerged the victor!
The referee looks at all three Anarchists to make sure they are ready before calling for the bell, the match now officially underway.
DING DING DING!!
Match #2 Jessie Roberts vs. Lord Raab vs. Red Dragon
Almost immediately, Jessie Roberts charges across the ring and hits Dragon in the mouth with a forearm smash. She follows it up with a second before stepping back and firing a hard kick into his ribs. She hits Dragon with a second and then steps back. She fires an incredibly hard kick at Dragon's left leg, causing him to drop down to a knee. The fans are on their feet as Jessie prepares to bounce off of the ropes and strike--only to have Lord Raab step in front of her and drop with The Chokeinator (chokeslam)!
Lord Raab smirks and shakes his head as he looks down at the Hawkeye Warrior. He then goes to focus his attention on Red Dragon, only to have Dragon hit him with a spinning backfist sending Raab to a knee! Raab pulls himself back up to his feet but can't do much else before Dragon hoists him into the air and delivers a vertical suplex!
Steve White: The format of this match means that you're going to need to keep your emotions in check, because if you don't…
Chuck Thompson: You're likely to leave yourself open to a mistake!
Alexander Corvis: It’s sure to be chaotic!
Lord Raab tries to drag himself back up to his feet. Dragon quickly closes the gap between the two of them and grabs Raab. He locks in a front facelock and immediately begins to apply pressure. Dragon releases the hold as soon as he notices that Jessie is beginning to stir, however. He shoves Raab down to the mat and instead focuses his attention on Jessie. Dragon hits her in the chest with a hard chop…
Crowd: WOOO!
...and then a second…
Crowd: WOOO!
...and then a third.
Crowd: WOOO!
Each of the blows sends Jessie staggering back toward the ropes. Dragon then grabs her and tries to shoot her across the ring. Jessie is able to reverse the attempt. She waits for Dragon to come back on the rebound before leaping into the air and hitting him with a leg lariat! Dragon crashes to the mat as Jessie covers.
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Raab throws Jessie off of him!
Steve White: Lord Raab with the save to keep this match moving!
Jessie tries to focus her attention on Raab, only to have the Masked German Monster hit her with an European uppercut! Jessie bounces off of the ropes and staggers back toward Raab. He tries to get her into position for a double underhook backbreaker, but Jessie quickly fights for positioning and keeps him from properly setting it up! She ends up on the mat behind Raab, waiting for him to turn around before hitting him with an enziguri! Jessie quickly rolls him over and goes for the cover.
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Dragon dives over and breaks it up!
Steve White: That's two nearfalls in a row for Jessie Roberts as she puts those legs of hers to great use!
Chuck Thompson: This girl definitely knows how to kick!
Alexander Corvis: Kick, punch, wrestle. Roberts can do it all, guys.
Dragon smirks as he pounds away on Jessie with a series of forearm shots that knocks her back into the nearest turnbuckle. Jessie slumps against it for just a moment. Dragon prepares to come charging into the corner for a jumping knee! Jessie steps forward and kicks Dragon in the mouth! He staggers back from the impact as Jessie tries to rush at him to keep the momentum on her side, only to have Dragon respond by lifting her into the air! He slams her to the mat with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, Jessie's eyes going wide with pain. Dragon then grabs hold of her right leg and immediately rolls her into a single-legged crab! Unfortunately for him, Lord Raab bounces off of the ropes and boots him in the mouth! Dragon has no choice but to release the hold as he stumbles back into the ropes. He charges at Raab, only to have Raab lift him into the air for a Samoan Drop! Dragon wisely rolls out of the way, but not before Jessie uses the ropes to pull herself back up to her feet.
Steve White: Lord Raab is in a pretty good spot right here!
Chuck Thompson: Now he just needs to put things away!
Once Jessie is standing, Raab shakes his head. He steps toward the Showtime Champion and hits her with a hard slap that echoes throughout the arena, drawing quite a few "ooooohhs!" from the fans in attendance.
Alexander Corvis: What a show of disrespect! It is no secret that Raab has a very strong disdain for female wrestlers.
Raab drags Jessie toward the center of the ring. He tries to get her into position for his Killerbuster (double arm brainbuster), but Jessie gets out of his grasp! She leaps up and drives a vicious knee into Raab’s jaw! Raab drops to a knee as Jessie tries to line herself up with him. Unfortunately for her, the second that she steps forward, Dragon cuts her off with a chop block!
Steve White: You have to keep your head on a swivel in a match like this!
Chuck Thompson: I had totally forgotten Red Dragon was even in the match…
Alexander Corvis: With the look he has, how is that even possible?!
Dragon briefly turns toward the jeering crowd--only to have Raab boot him in the gut, grab him, and deliver his Killerbuster! He hooks the leg and goes for the cover.
1...
2...Jessie rushes over to break the cover but is too late...
3!!!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match...Lord Raab!!!
Steve White: Red Dragon was distracted for just a moment and Lord Raab was able to pick up the win!
As soon as the bell rings, the face painted Killjoy hops the barricade and slides under the bottom rope into the ring.
Steve White: What is that lunatic chick doing out here?!
Chuck Thompson: She must be mistaking Jessie Roberts for Astrid Sedin!
Alexander Corvis: I don’t think so, guys. Look!
Raab, noticing movement in the ring, turns around right into a Playtime’s Over (crescent kick) to the side of the head. The surprise force knocks Raab to one knee. From off camera, Red Dragon hits the ropes and comes back hitting Raab with a DDDT to the canvas. The two, Killjoy and Dragon begin laying boots to Raab.
Steve White: What in the hell is going on here?!
Chuck Thompson: Well it looks like the freak show of Killjoy and Red Dragon have teamed up to stomp a proverbial mudhole into Lord Raab!
Red Dragon grabs the arm of Lord Raab setting up for a Soul Shredder! The fans pop knowing this move could easily break his arm.
Crowd: Black Asylum! Black Asylum! Black Asylum!
The fans chant for the black asylum to come to Raab’s aid and sure enough erupt when Samuel McPherson, The Misfit and Oliver Black come running down the ramp. The three men slide into the ring as Killjoy and Red Dragon smartly back off the fallen Lord Raab. Samuel McPherson rushes to the side of Raab kneeling down to check on his partner.
Alexander Corvis: Thank goodness for the rest of the Black Asylum! Red Dragon was looking to seriously injure Lord Raab!
Suddenly a resounding “SMACK” echoes through the arena as the umbrella of Oliver Black smacks the back of McPherson's head! With that The Misfit, Black, Killjoy and Red Dragon pounce The Monstimals throwing punches and kicks at the fallen men.
Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT!
Steve White: I know I’ve said this twice before but what in the hell is going on here?!
Oliver Black motions for them to pick up Lord Raab. They lift Raab to his feet and shove him towards Oliver Black as he falls into a Darkness Falling (single knee facebreaker)! The crowd is going nuts!
Alexander Corvis: Guys, I don’t think this is going to bold well for EHWF, especially Anarchy!
The four competitors Killjoy, Red Dragon, The Misfit and Oliver Black stand in the center of the ring. They raise their hands together as Oliver Black shouts to the crowd, "Welcome to the NEW Black Asylum!”
We pan around where Illa Isabella is waiting in the ring with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a triple threat match set for one fall and it is for the Jr Heavyweight Championship!
The lights go out in the arena...
"THE WORLD IS BROKEN...WE ARE THE LAST CHEKING EMBERS OF FIRE WAITING TO...BURN IN...LONG BEFORE OUR GRANDFATHER AND THEIR FATHER BEFORE THEM...WE STARTED PULLING OUR PLANET APART IN THE NAME OF...PROGRESSBLIND AMBITIONTHE GREED OF MAN HAS DECOURED THIS EARTH... UNTIL THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT...WE WATCH AS TIME EATS US ALIVE...A GENERATION BORN TO WITNESS THE END OF THE WORLD!"
As the lights come back on, "Wild Eyes" by Parkway Drive begins to play over the speakers as a man stepped out onto the stage throwing his arms up screaming out into the crowd "MY TIME HAS COME!" before pounding on his chest as he makes his way towards the ring, he walks up the stairs and steps into the ring through the top and middle rope, hoisting himself onto the middle turnbuckle and throwing his arms into the air before jumping down.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… The Challengers… First… Making his way to the ring… Daniel Keegan!
The opening notes to the Polish national anthem starts to play as Imanov comes out from the back in a red camo jumpsuit. He snaps a salute at the top of the ramp before beginning a leisurely walk to the ring as "Jekyll And Hyde" plays while he shakes out his body in a show of intimidation and confidence. Once at the ring he walks up the steps and fixes his opponent with a predatory stare before climbing through the middle ropes. As soon as he gets in the ring he makes an Atlas style pose while a set of red and white pyros cross the ring. Before the smoke fades Imanov moves to his corner cracking his neck while waiting for the bell to ring. As he waits he strips off his uniform to reveal his red and white spandex wrestling pants.
Illa Isabella: And next… Imanov Chovesch!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Illa Isabella: And finally… She is the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Zoe McDraven!
Match #3: Zoe McDraven (c) vs. Imanov Chovesch vs. Daniel Keegan
The bell sounds and BOOM! Keegan instantly targets Imanov and levels him with a hard lariat! Imanov gets a few boots right in his chest but Zoe leaps over him on the mat and dropkicks Keegan right in the chest! The fans are going wild! Zoe springs back up and runs up for a corner high knee on Keegan but he grabs her knee and hoists her up on his shoulders, planting Zoe with a monster powerbomb as the fans lose it! Keegan picks Zoe up by her hair but he drops her as Imanov comes back with some signature jabs to Keegan’s head! Keegan fights back with rights of his own and they start dropping bombs and haymakers on each other until Keegan catches Imanov right on the chin! Imanov goes down and Keegan scoops him up on his shoulder! Imanov slides off of Keegan’s back and hits him with a snap neckbreaker from behind!
Steve White: BOOM! Imanov with a massive neckbreaker and Imanov looking to bring this title back to Thor and his new organization!
Chuck Thompson: Imanov will persevere no matter what and that’s what makes this rookie an affective competitor!!
Imanov gets up ready to follow up but Zoe slides in the ring with a kendo stick and gets him from behind, choking him out with it across his throat! Imanov elbows her off of him and she falls into the ropes! He swings a big lariat which she ducks then snaps the kendo stick over his back! Imanov cries in pain and falls onto the ropes! Zoe turns around and eats a big boot to the head that sends her across the ring to the corner! Imanov is up and he hits Keegan with a right hand! Keegan is groggy but he responds with his own and Imanov falls back into the ropes! Imanov charges Keegan and Keegan does the same! The fans roar as Keegan and Imanov both go for a lariat and take each other out at the same time!
Steve White: Imanov dominating a lot in this match but he seems to be fighting off both Zoe and Keegan! He needs to try and win this one!
Chuck Thompson: Keegan is playing this one smart but no one seems to be wrestling as good as Imanov is right now in this match!
Keegan gets up but Zoe springs off of the middle ropes and nails him in the head with a flying double axe handle! Imanov is up and Zoe is able to spring off of the second rope then the top rope to hit Imanov with a dropkick to the chest that sends him back to the mat! Keegan is on his knee but starts to get up! The fans go nuts as Zoe lines him up from behind! Keegan is up and Zoe locks him in Kinetic Energy! The fans go nuts as Keegan screams out in pain as she has the hold locked in tight! Keegan tries to break out of it but he can’t Zoe has it locked in too well and Keegan goes red as he yells in pain, swinging his arm around! Just then, Imanov sprints off of the ropes and hits Zoe and Keegan with a diving shoulder block, breaking the hold and sending both of them on opposite ends of the mat with great impact!
Steve White: Imanov saves this one! This match shaping up to be quite the contest tonight but can Zoe retain because Imanov and Keegan really want this one!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe wants to slide in and win this one but Imanov and Keegan are too smart for her this time so she’s going to need to find another way if she wants to retain!!
Keegan slowly gets up but Imanov hoists him in for his finisher! Keegan quickly shoves Imanov off of him into the corner and a desperate Keegan blasts out of his position, hitting Imanov with a big corner splash! Imanov stumbles around as Keegan tries for a running boot but Imanov ducks it! Keegan turns around again but this time Imanov is ready for him and he hits him with a big flapjack! The fans are going WILD! Keegan is down and Imanov covers!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Imanov gets 2! Imanov almost wins this one right then and there! This dude is killing it tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Keegan kicks out and Imanov isn’t satisfied! Imanov can’t put either Keegan or Zoe away right now! What’s he gonna do?!
Keegan kicks out and Imanov isn’t happy! He busts Keegan open with a ground and pound until Zoe blasts Imanov in the back of the head with a running boot! Imanov tries to fight through it and pursues her but she evades him! He turns to chase again but Zoe hits him with a big springboard elbow to the face, this time busting Imanov open through his nose! Imanov holds his nose and eyes and it gives Zoe time to spin a kick into Imanov’s gut and get him down to a knee! Zoe takes a run up and jumps on Imanov’s neck! He stands up and she hits him with a hurricanrana, sending him to the other side of the ring! The fans are going nuts! Keegan waits it out then strikes to take advantage but Zoe hits him with a droptoe hold sending him headfirst into the corner! Imanov had the few seconds to recover but he’s hurting! He needs to fight through and does and off of the distraction from Keegan, he hits the controlling Zoe with a big uppercut to the jaw, sending her straight to the mat!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Zoe gets put down!
Chuck Thompson: Watch Keegan! He’s cunning! Imanov is doing all the work in this match and Zoe is taking most of the blows! Where’s Keegan?
Imanov must follow up although he’s slow to do so! He grabs Keegan but Keegan gets a rib shot in! Imanov blasts Keegan in the back and takes the air out of him! Imanov pulls Keegan in tight and the fans get on their feet! Imanov locks in Perun’s Embrace! The fans go nuts as Imanov has it in tight! Keegan struggles and goes red as he loses one leg, feeling weaker! Imanov tightens it and Keegan has nothing left! Keegan goes redder but Zoe McDraven runs up and hits Imanov with a killer roundhouse kick! Imanov drops to the mat, almost out cold as she hits him with the kick right to the head! She sees Keegan is week and pulls him in for Kinetic Energy! She gets it locked right in and he’s right back to struggling! Keegan is going bright red again and Zoe tightens it as the fans go wild! Keegan somehow breaks out of it at the last second! Zoe is shocked and Keegan spins her around for Keegan Stunner but Zoe propels him off of her the goes to hit him with Shockwave! Keegan evades that with a last second reversal, much to Zoe’s shock and he reverses her momentum into the Keegan Driver!! The fans go NUTS as Keegan falls on her, exhausted but draping his arm over her!
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3!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and the NEW Jr Heavyweight Champion… Daniel Keegan!
Keegan gets up and gets the title belt in his hands! Keegan holds it up and celebrates but he gets no time as a pissed off Imanov runs in and boots Keegan in the side of the head and sends him down to the mat!
Steve White: SHIT! Keegan wins this one and becomes a champion but Imanov had it and he’s pissed off, taking Keegan out with a big boot to the skull! What an impact!
Chuck Thompson: Imanov not happy and he has every right to be! He did all the work in this match and had that title but Keegan was waiting in the wings to steal it!
Imanov shakes his head and rolls out of the ring as refs come in and check on Keegan, his celebration cut short! Imanov leaves up the ramp as we fade out.
Patricia Downs: The following Tag Team Match is scheduled for ONE FALL!
“Evacuate the Dance Floor” by Cascade hits the PA as an energized Misty, garbed in a referee’s shirt, runs out onto the stage waving her hands in the air to all in attendance. With a huge smile on her face, Misty sprints down the ramp and stops before sliding into the ring while walking over to the fans. Misty runs up to the crowd and does the“Lambeau Leap” into the crowd. Misty slides into the ring as she does a split in the center of the ring and winks at the crowd watching.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first before the competitors...she is the Anarchy Human Resources Manager and for this match she will be serving as the special guest referee….she is The Revolutionary….Misty Vega!!!!
The audience erupts into cheers.
Steve White: Anarchy’s esteemed Human Resources Manager, Misty Vega, is stepping back into the lion’s den!
Chuck Thompson: I’m still at a loss on what in the hell is her job description?! She was supposed to be keeping that little weasel Joshua Samson honest in his dealings on Anarchy yet it seems she’s done everything in her seemingly unlimited power to punish the Samson Family!
Alexander Corvis: I have no idea what her job entails, Thompson, but tonight I do know she will be in the ring enforcing the rules as the special referee!
The lights go out as the opening Blue Saraceno's “Evil Ways” begins to play through the arena. The crowd boos as the drums kick in and the stage is soaked in a dark red lighting. Ewan McQue and Chris Crippler slowly walk out, standing on opposite sides of the stage by the ramp, staring straight down to the ring. Astrid Sedin and Bill Ryder slowly walk out behind them, standing right in the middle of the stage. Behind them walk out Jake Smith and The Mongrel.
Alexander Corvis: It looks like the Samson Family are showing their collective unity by electing to come to the ring as a full force instead of a separate tag teams.
The main bass line of the song kicks in and the six Samson Family members begin to walk down. With every step they take toward the ring, they get showered with boos. They stop at the bottom of the ramp, chuckling at the reaction they get. Ewan, Crippler, Astrid, and Bill slide into the ring. White strobe lights begin to flash as they go to opposite corners, standing up on the second turnbuckle, slowly raising a closed fist and putting it right over their chest. After a moment, they hop down into the ring, the arena lights coming back up as they stand in the middle of the ring, discussing tactics as the crowd continues to boo them.
Patricia Downs: Well, um, I guess in the ring….the Samson Family!!!!!!!!
Chuck Thompson: That’s different!
Steve White: If you are just joining, fans, this match is actually a tag team match between the members of the Samson Family.
Both teams deliberate in their respective corners, deciding who is going to start the match. After a few seconds of communication, Crippler steps out onto the apron, followed by Ryder exiting the ring, leaving Ewan and Astrid start to start the match. Misty says something inaudible to the two and Astrid responds with a middle finger to the special guest referee!
DING DING DING!!
Match #4 Bill Ryder & Astrid Sedin vs. Ewan McQue & Chris Crippler
w/ Misty Vega as Guest Referee
w/ Misty Vega as Guest Referee
Ewan and Astrid stare each other down. Ewan and Astrid take steps toward each other, shake hands, and tie-up. Ewan quickly grabs Astrid and spins around, wrenching her arm behind her back. After a few moments of struggling, Astrid flips forward and out of Ewan’s grip, instead grabbing his arm and applying a hammerlock onto Ewan. McQue looks over his right shoulder, then looks over his left shoulder, and finally maneuvers out of the hold, quickly grabbing Astrid by the head and locking her in a headlock. Ewan holds her there for a few seconds and then flips her over his body onto the mat, keeping the headlock cinched in. Astrid struggles, writhing her body on the mat. She then manages to lift her legs and wrap both of them around Ewan’s head, pulling him down to the mat! Astrid keeps Ewan trapped there until he's able to wiggle free and immediately get to his feet. Ewan and Astrid face off as the crowd applaud the two of them. Ewan nods and smirks while Astrid merely stares at him intently.
Alexander Corvis: Oh this is gonna be good…
Chuck Thompson: It’s too early in the match for you to cream your pants!
Steve White: Hahaa…
Ewan and Astrid circle each other. Ewan runs in for a clothesline! Astrid ducks avoiding Ewan’s attempt and immediately goes for a dropkick in retaliation. Ewan quickly swats Astrid’s feet away, blocking the attempt. Astrid immediately gets back to her feet. Ewan swings for another clothesline but Astrid ducks again! Astrid springs up for another dropkick but Ewan swats away her attempt a second time! Astrid scrambles to her feet just as quickly and both wrestlers go to move, but they hesitate simultaneously and give a second standoff of the match!
Ewan and Astrid eye each other up and down and then tie-up. This time, Ewan quickly uses his strength to slam Astrid back down to the mat. Ewan runs to the ropes and hops over the grounded Astrid and bounces off the ropes. Astrid leapfrogs over Ewan, who ducks underneath and keeps running. Astrid drops to the mat and puts her legs up to monkey flip Ewan over her. Ewan hits the brakes and goes for an elbow drop on instead! However Astrid moves out of the way. Both SamFam members scramble to their feet and quickly make the tag to their partners!
Steve White: Neither Ewan nor Astrid were able to get an advantage so they tagged in their partners!
Alexander Corvis: And this should be very interesting as both Crippler and Ryder have extensive wrestling backgrounds!
Crippler and Ryder circle around each other, each looking to make the first move. Crippler suddenly dives at Ryder's legs, but Ryder swiftly dodges his attempt. Crippler gets back to his feet. He and Ryder circle around each other again. Crippler dives at Ryder’s legs a second time. Ryder drops down on the mat instinctively but Crippler successfully fakes him out by diving on top of Ryder, putting him in a headlock. Crippler rolls Ryder over and keeps the headlock locked in. Ryder pushes himself and Crippler up to a standing position, lifts him up, and spins slamming him to the mat. Ryder quickly snags Crippler in a headlock in an attempt to keep him grounded.
Crippler gets to his feet, pushing Ryder to the ropes and whipping him to the other side of the ring. On the rebound, Ryder runs right into a shoulderblock from Crippler, knocking him down to the mat. Crippler goes for an elbow drop, but Ryder rolls out of the way and quickly takes Crippler down with a fireman's carry! Ryder grabs Crippler’s arms and puts him into an armbar, driving his knee into Crippler’s back. Crippler gets to feet, wraps around, Ryder wraps, grabs Ryder’s head and Crippler hits him with a right hand, knocking him down.
Steve White: I was wondering when we were going to see the first punch thrown!
Chuck Thompson: I knew it couldn't be long! Haha!
Crippler hits Ryder with another right hand and then a forearm, forcing Ryder into the corner. Crippler grabs Ryder’s arm and whips him to the opposite turnbuckle corner. Crippler dashes, looking for a running clothesline but Ryder counters, hitting Crippler with a forearm!
Crippler snaps back and responds with a hard back elbow to Ryder’s face, pushing Ryder back into the corner! Crippler drives his shoulder straight into Ryder’s stomach, pulls back and then drives his shoulder into Ryder again! Crippler drags Ryder out of the corner and then rams Ryder back into the corner. Crippler runs backward to the opposite side of the ring, charges at Ryder, going for a another running shoulder block. Ryder dodges, sending Crippler shoulder first into the ring post!
Ryder tags Astrid into the match, who climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Astrid dives off with a crossbody, coming down on top of Crippler. Chris catches her and rolls over. Crippler lifts her onto his shoulders and spins her out, but Astrid slides behind him and drops down to the mat behind him. Crippler loses his footing and she rolls him up!
However, Crippler flips out of it and goes for a huge kick to the face. Astrid drops down to the mat to avoid the blow and scrambles to her feet. Crippler goes charging after her. Astrid drops down to the mat and pulls the top rope, sending Crippler over the top. Astrid slingshots herself over the top rope, coming down onto Crippler with a plancha!
Steve White: Well it comes as a surprise that the Samson Family have actually been wrestling each other and that wrestling has been remarkable!
Alexander Corvis: What’s surprising to me is that none of them have really been paying any attention to Vega. It’s like she’s not even needed.
Chuck Thompson: Yep...just like she’s not even needed…
Astrid picks Crippler up and manages to roll him back in the ring. Following behind she goes for the cover!
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Crippler kicks out swiftly!
Steve White: Chris still has too much in the tank for Astrid to get a pin right now!
Crippler gets to his feet. Astrid runs and attempts a slingblade, but Crippler counters the move by throwing her off. Astrid gets up and turns right into a twisting forearm, sending her down to the mat and shuffling to the turnbuckle corner. Crippler stalks over to her and lays a heavy chop across her chest.
Crowd: WOOO!
Astrid grabs her chest but Crippler pushes her back and lays in a second chop!
Crowd: WOOO!
Chuck Thompson: Those are going to leave a mark!
Crippler grabs Astrid and executes a snap suplex. He goes over to his corner and tags Ewan in. Crippler grabs Astrid and throws her into Ewan, who nearly beheads her with a spinning uppercut! Ewan lifts Astrid and whips her into the turnbuckle corner. Ewan backs up and then runs in, looking for an avalanche. Astrid dodges at the last second and Ewan goes chest first into the turnbuckle. Astrid dives over to her corner and makes the hot tag to Ryder!
Ewan, holding his chest, turns and he and Ryder make eye contact. Ewan and Ryder nod at each other before beginning to circle around each other, their arms outstretched.
Steve White: Looks like we’re about to see Ewan and Bill square off for the first time!
Chuck Thompson: And they look ready!
Alexander Corvis: Not a lot is known about McQue. It’s as if the Samson Family recruited him out of thin air.
Ewan and Ryder dive in for the-tie up. Ewan shoves Ryder backward, causing him to flip back. Ryder remains on his knee, looking up at Ewan, who shrugs, beckoning Ryder to come at him again. Ryder gets up. He and Ewan begin to circle around each other again. This time, Ryder goes low, diving at Ewan’s leg. Ewan fights for a second, but Ryder shrugs him off, quickly getting back to his feet and tripping Ewan up! Ryder keeps his hold on Ewan’s leg, looking to grab his other one. Ewan kicks Ryder off of him using both his legs! Ewan gets up, but Ryder beats him to it, nailing him in the face with a pair of double knees! Ewan stumbles back into the corner. Ryder flips him over with a fireman’s carry! Ryder quickly grabs Ewan’s head and puts him into a sleeper hold, attempting to keep the bigger man grounded. Ewan fights his way to his feet and elbows Ryder in the stomach! He elbows him again, and again, breaking Ryder’s grip! Ewan chops Ryder across the chest, the sound echoing throughout the crowd!
Crowd: WOOO!
Ryder responds with a chop of his own, causing Ewan to stumble back.
Crowd: WOOO!
Ryder goes for a right hand, but The Highland ducks underneath it, grabs Ryder, and nails him with a cradle suplex! Ewan bridges for the pin!
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Ryder kicks out!
Steve White: Ewan with the failed pin attempt!
Ewan quickly runs to the ropes and bounces off, dropping a leg across the throat of Ryder! Ryder shoots up into a seated position, clutching his throat. Ewan uses this opportunity to wrap his legs around Ryder, catching him in a body scissors! Ryder struggles, grasping at his midsection! Ryder grabs at Ewan’s legs and attempts to pull them apart from his midsection. After a few seconds, he escapes from the submission. Both men scramble back to their feet. Ewan goes for a clothesline. Ryder ducks underneath the attempt, grabs Ewan’s head and plants him down with a neckbreaker!
Ewan gets back up and goes for another clothesline. Ryder ducks under again, this time setting up and hitting Ewan with a bridging Northern Lights suplex!
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Ewan kicks out!
Steve White: A high level of technical wrestling being displayed!
Alexander Corvis: Love them or hate them, there is no denying that the Samson Family are a very talented group of wrestlers.
Chuck Thompson: I choose to hate them…
Ryder tags in Astrid, who moves to the middle of the apron, waiting for Ewan to get up. As soon as Ewan is about to get to his feet, Astrid leaps up onto the top rope and springboards, looking for a hurricanrana! However, Ewan catches her, hanging onto her while she’s on his shoulders and spinning around. Ewan goes running forward to the ropes, but at the last second Astrid manages to flip Ewan over the top rope, sending both competitors sprawling to the outside!
Astrid is the first up and she takes a look at the apron, then at Ewan, then back at the apron. She runs, hops up onto it, and then performs a moonsault onto Ewan!
Steve White, Chuck Thompson, and Alexander Corvis: HOLY SHIT!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!
Astrid struggles to pick Ewan up and roll him back in the ring. Astrid climbs up onto the apron and then ascends to the top turnbuckle. Astrid hesitates, waiting for Ewan to get back up before diving off the top, looking for a diving crossbody! However, Ewan cuts her off at the last second by leaping up and nailing her in the stomach with a dropkick in one smooth motion!
Both Astrid and Ewan are down. Ewan crawls toward his corner. Ewan is able to make the tag to Crippler. He runs over and grabs Astrid by the leg! Astrid hobbles up on one leg and goes for a enziguri. Crippler ducks and locks Astrid in the a sharpshooter!
Steve White: Chris Crippler calls that version of the sharpshooter the Lexington Road Shooter!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t think Astrid cares what he calls it right now...it looks like it hurts just the same!
Astrid cries out in pain as she stretches her arm out in an attempt to reach the rope and break the hold!
Alexander Corvis: I don’t think Sedin is going to be able to make it! She may have to tap!
Crippler tugs and tugs at Astrid’s legs, applying pressure to the hold. Astrid is just simply unable to move her body any closer to the ropes due to Crippler’s size and strength advantage. Ryder appears to notice this as he steps in through the ropes, looking to take matters into his own hands. Crippler sees this and drops Astrid’s ankle, only to be nailed by a dropkick from Ryder!
Ryder runs against the ropes and goes to hit Crippler with a knee trembler. Crippler moves out of the way, grabs onto Ryder, and delivers an overhead belly-to-belly suplex! Astrid is back up and Crippler shoots her over his head with another overhead belly-to-belly suplex! Ryder gets back up and swings for Crippler’s head. Crippler ducks and spins behind Ryder, planting him with a huge German suplex! Crippler grabs Astrid and lifts her up from behind, attempting to plant her with a German suplex as well. Astrid is able to flip and land on her feet behind Crippler! She grabs him and quickly hits him with a codebreaker!
Steve White: Devastating move!
The crowd cheer as Astrid goes for the cover, but Ewan steps in and lifts her to her feet. He kicks her in the stomach, sets her up, and hits her with a powerbomb! Ryder comes from behind Ewan, spins him around, and nails him with a DDT, sending Ewan rolling out of the ring! The crowd goes crazier now as Misty yells at Ryder to get out of the ring and get back to his corner!
Steve White: It’s a frenzy in the ring as three out of the four competitors in this match are laid out!
Chuck Thompson: Bill should have never been in the ring in the first place!
Alexander Corvis: Neither should have McQue!
Chuck Thompson: He wouldn’t have been if Bill wasn’t!
Crippler crawls over to a still downed Astrid and goes for the cover!
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Astrid kicks out at the last millisecond!
Steve White: That was almost it!
Chuck Thompson: Ohmigosh, I thought Chris had Astrid!
Jake Smith grips his head in shock on the outside. Misty raises two fingers in the air to clarify that it was just a two count. Meanwhile, Ryder is bouncing fervently on the apron, encouraging Astrid to make the tag. Astrid crawls and crawls as Crippler staggers to his feet. Astrid leaps up and slaps the outstretched hand of Ryder, making the hot tag!
Alexander Corvis: What a match this is!
Ryder leaps over the top rope and immediately nails Crippler with a right hand! Then another right hand! Then another! Ryder pushes Crippler against the ropes and goes to Irish whip him. Crippler reverses, sending Ryder into the ropes. Crippler telegraphs the back body drop, but Ryder hits him with a knee trembler instead! Before Crippler can fall, Ryder grabs his head and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker!
Ewan rushes into the ring and charges at Ryder. Bill pedals backward and suddenly drops to the mat, sending Ewan tumbling through the middle ropes! Ryder turns around right into Crippler, who grabs him and sets him up for the Crippler DDT (evenflow DDT)! Ryder elbows out of it, causing Crippler to lose his grip. Ryder hits Crippler with a forearm. Crippler returns a forearm of his own! Crippler goes for a second forearm, but Ryder ducks and comes behind him to lock on the coquina clutch!
Steve White: Bill Ryder’s got that submission locked in! This could be it!
Alexander Corvis: What a win this would be! Ryder avenging his loss to Crippler at the last Anarchy!
Crippler struggles fiercely in the hold. He drags himself, with Ryder still latched onto to his body, to the ropes. Ryder’s grip doesn’t budge, however, and soon Crippler stops, clenching his fists in agony.
Chuck Thompson: It’s over! It’s over!
Crippler suddenly seems to get a second wind as he pushes himself to one knee, Ryder with the hold still locked on. The crowd is in a frenzy as Crippler uses his free arm to elbow Ryder in the face, drilling him again and again until he breaks the hold! Ewan slides back in the ring as Crippler and Ryder fight to get to a vertical base. Ryder gets up and runs at Crippler, who lifts him into the air for Ewan to catch him and execute his Hammer Drop! The impact sends Ryder rolling out of the ring.
Ewan helps Crippler back up to his feet. Unbeknownst to the newest Samson Family members, Astrid is ascending to the top rope. Astrid dives off, looking for a missile dropkick. At the last second, Crippler moves out of way! However, Ewan doesn’t it and Astrid drills him with the missile dropkick! Astrid barely has time to get to her feet before Crippler grabs her and tosses Astrid out the ring. Ewan gets to his feet as Crippler beckons him, signaling toward the outside where Astrid is trying to get to her feet. Crippler then points to the other side of the ring, where Ryder is struggling to get to his feet. Ewan and Crippler nod at each other before Ewan runs one way and Crippler runs the other. The two bounce off the ropes, run past each other, and dive through the ropes hitting stereo suicide dives on Astrid and Ryder out the outside of the ring!
Steve White: Ewan and Chris just threw caution to the wind there and took out Astrid and Bill!
Chuck Thompson: They’re idiots for doing that! Just to show off to these fans!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!
Alexander Corvis: Even though it’s the Samson Family, this crowd is firmly behind the action of this match!
Both Ewan and Crippler attempt to get their bearings on the outside. Misty wastes no time in counting all four out.
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Crippler lifts Ryder to his feet and rolls him into the ring. Crippler makes his way to the opposite side of the ring, crouching in the turnbuckle, signaling for Ryder to get up. Ryder struggles up to his feet, facing the crowd. He turns around and Crippler runs at him. Ryder kicks Crippler in the shoulder, stopping him and his momentum dead in their tracks! Crippler pops up to a vertical base from the impact. Ryder lunges at him, looking for a clothesline. Crippler ducks underneath his arm, sets Ryder up and plants him to the mat with the Lexington Plex (deadlift Regal-plex! Crippler goes for the cover.
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Astrid BREAKS IT UP AT THE LAST SECOND!
Steve White, Chuck Thompson, and Alexander Corvis: OHMIGOSH!!!!
Ewan slides into the ring and immediately dives at Astrid. He grabs her and gorilla presses her, setting her up for the Hammer Drop! However, Astrid slips out and behind him. She shoves Ewan into the turnbuckle. Ewan turns around and Astrid nails him in the back of the head with an enziguri that sends him down to the mat and rolling to the outside!
Astrid screams at Misty who is telling her to get out of the ring and back into her corner. Crippler struggles to get back to his feet. Astrid leaves the ring and drops down from the apron. She runs to the other side of the ring and climbs the turnbuckle which causes the crowd to cheer. Crippler gets to his feet as she dives off the top rope and performs a diving hurricanrana!
Alexander Corvis: I have always known Sedin as a showman but tonight she has really went out her way to dazzle the crowd!
Steve White: Indeed she has, Alexander.
Crippler is spun for a loop when a rising Ryder sends him to the mat with the Ryde of Your Life (superkick)! Ryder drops down and can only muster an arm over Crippler’s chest, but that’s enough for a pin!
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Ewan slides into the ring looking to break up the pin.
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Astrid jumps into the ring looking to stop Ewan. Suddenly, the arena lights suddenly are cut, leaving everyone in the arena confused as to what is going on.
Chuck Thompson: What in the hell?! Did Michael Rissi forget to pay the electricity bill!
Just then, the sound of a steel chair hitting something echoes through the arena several times.
WHACK!
WHACK!
WHACK!
WHACK!
When the lights come all, all four competitors are down on the mat, clutching various parts of their body. Misty Vega is standing in the middle of the ring, a very confused look on her face, as she has her fingers wrapped around the legs of the chair. On the outside of the ring, Jake looks on with apparent feigned confusion.
Steve White: What in the hell?!
Alexander Corvis: It looks like Vega has taken out all four members of the Samson Family with that chair!
Chuck Thompson: Hahaa...I bet this was Misty’s plan from the beginning when she made this match! Getting all of them in the ring together just so she could take them out. Brilliant! Too bad that weasel Joshua Samson wasn’t in there!
Immediately, Misty looks around, asserting to everyone that she was innocent. Off in the corner, Astrid Sedin has started to crawl towards the corner, using the ring ropes to pull herself back up to a vertical base while still holding her back. Slowly, Astrid turns around and sees Misty holding the chair, begging and pleading with Astrid that she didn’t do anything wrong. But Astrid… isn’t hearing any of it. All she sees is the chair in Misty’s hands and instantly her eyes grow wide and her nostrils start to flare up, her arm extending outward as she pointed a finger at Misty, shouting incoherently.
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Steve White: Look at the look of Astrid’s face, guys!
Chuck Thompson: Surely she’s not thinking what I think she’s thinking?!
Alexander Corvis: Think about what you’re contemplating, Sedin! Vega is an EHWF official! This could be career suicide!
Looking around, Astrid sees Chris, Bill and Ewan all laying on the mat and before Misty can bat an eyelash Astrid launches herself at Misty. Knocking the chair out of her hands, Astrid goes after Misty, hitting her with a Thesz press before proceeding to slam Misty’s head into the mat repeatedly.
Alexander Corvis: OH NO! SEDIN THINK ABOUT YOUR CAREER!
Astrid’s face reads nothing but pure rage as the volatile Queen of Anarchy stood up to her feet, leaving Misty on the ground clutching at the back of her head. Weeks of frustrations built up within Astrid are seemingly coming to a head as she crouches down and screams in the face of the fallen Misty.
Steve White: Look the anger on Astrid’s face!
Chuck Thompson: We might need to get security down here pronto!
After a stiff slap to Misty’s head, Astrid grabs her by the hair and pulls her up to her feet. Wrapping her arms around Misty’s neck, Astrid hits a snapmare driver on Misty that makes the other three people who were supposed to be in the match perk up. They look on as Astrid sets Misty up on her knees takes a few steps back and measures Misty before nailing a shining wizard directly to Misty’s left temple.
Alexander Corvis: This has gone on too long! Even if Vega attacked them, though I don’t believe she did, this attack is senseless!
There’s a twisted, sadistic look upon Astrid’s face as she makes eye contact with Bill Ryder. Astrid’s lips begin to twist up in the corners as Bill nods, allowing Astrid to grab Misty’s hair and pulling her back up to her feet staggeringly. Turning her around, Astrid pushes Misty through the ring ropes, sending her crashing to the arena floor below before following her out. Jake gleefully watches on as The Mongrel looks around on guard for anyone looking to rescue the HR Manager.
Astrid stands on the apron, holding onto the top rope as she screams at Misty to get up to her feet, calling her an untold amount of foul names. Astrid keeps screaming at her for a few minutes before Misty staggers up to her feet and goes for Astrid’s ankles. But Astrid is ready for her and pushes her backwards using her foot before leaping off the apron and hitting a low Flippin’ Out. The fans are in shock.
Steve White: Holy shit!
Chuck Thompson: You got that right, Steve.
Alexander Corvis: This...is...just….too...much...
Misty appears to be unconscious and Astrid… she doesn’t appear to be slowing down as she starts to drill Misty in the head with knee after knee. She seems to have lost track of what she is doing and only snaps out of it when Ewan McQue pulls her away from Misty. Astrid, breathing heavy, fights in Ewan’s arms that are wrapped around her until she relaxes. Ryder fetches a microphone and speaks.
Bill Ryder: Misty, do you see what happens when you bite off more than you can chew? Did you really think you were gonna come out here and pull one over on us? I never liked you. The Queen never trusted you from the beginning, but we allowed Joshua to bring you into our little family and how did you repay us? You spit in our faces and walked out on us. No one walks out on the Samson Family under their own accord. We are the ones who make that decision, not you!
Ryder smirked, now positioning himself over the motionless Vega. Chris and Ewan have managed to keep Astrid from furthering her assault on Misty. The Sovereign King crouched down into the gorilla position, admiring the fallen Vega right before his very eyes.
Bill Ryder: I didn't call her off because of some bullshit stipulation you ordered for our match tonight. I called Astrid off because if I hadn't, you wouldn't live to see tomorrow and as much as we all hate your guts, we need to keep you around a little longer to ensure we continue to make your life a living hell! So if you decide to show your face around Anarchy in the incoming weeks, we will be looking forward to it. This is your final warning to stay the fuck out of our business because next time, I won't stop her from killing you.
Chuck Thompson: Oh what a gentleman. This guy makes me sick! The whole Samson Family makes me sick!
Jake, Mongrel, Chris, Astrid, and Ewan all join Ryder. All six of them glare down at Misty in vile disgust. The King slowly raised the microphone back to his lips.
Bill Ryder: I want the entire Anarchy locker room to pay close attention to the carnage we are leaving behind here tonight. Heed my words and "maybe" you can avoid becoming the next message of the Samson Family. The parties officially over.
Ryder dropped the microphone to the canvas as "Kings Never Die" begins to play over the PA system. Bill walks backwards up the ramp from Misty as he is joined by Ewan, Chris, Astrid, Jake, and Mongrel.
Steve White: I'm so sorry folks that we have to end this way but I’m getting word that we need to proceed with the rest of the show but I’m sure we’re going to get an answer to this controversy very soon!
Chuck Thompson: You’ve got to be kidding me! We’re just going to leave things like this?!
Alexander Corvis: I pray that Misty Vega is okay.
EMTs hurry toward the unconscious and bloody body of Misty at ringside.
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The scene fades in from the advertisement and we see Astrid Sedin about to open the door and step into the office of her fiancé, the Anarchy general manager Joshua Samson, Esquire. Her face was still bright red and sweat was dripping down her brow as she wiped her face with her black lululemon workout towel. After tucking it into the waistband of her trunks, she looks up to find herself face to face with the woman she slapped across the face on the last edition of Anarchy, Butterscotch Monroe.
Astrid Sedin: Ugh… what the fuck do you want?
Butterscotch Monroe: So you’ve stepped up your game from slaps to a full on brutal assault, huh?
Astrid Sedin: Hey, Misty deserved everything she got out there today much like you deserved that slap. Did you fail to see what was in her hands… what happened out there in the ring to Bill Ryder, Chris Crippler, Ewan McQue and myself? Of course you did because you have this fuckin’ vendetta against me and my relationship with Joshua. Whatever you’re planning on doing, it’s too late. I’ve accepted his proposal and the gorgeous diamond ring he gave me is on the other side of this door in his protection from scamps like you.
Butterscotch Monroe: But why? Why did you have to attack Misty? Have you not done enough to her already? Between kicking her out of the Samson Family and seemingly humiliating her, you’ve done a lot to hurt her self-esteem.
Astrid Sedin: Do you really think I give a shit about her? I didn’t kick her out of the SamFam. I simply joined, made it known that I didn’t think she was worthy and she quit all on her own. She got drafted to Mayhem… that’s not my fault. Hell, I wasn’t even with Joshua at that point so don’t go pointing your goddamn finger in my direction. It’s a well known fact that I don’t like Misty because she’s not worthy of my respect or anything like that. And I didn’t humiliate her… she humiliated herself when she had the balls to challenge me, and then Bill who promptly kicked her ass and showed her the fuckin’ door.
Astrid put her hand back on the door handle but Butterscotch grabbed her by the wrist to stop her.
Astrid Sedin: You better get your fuckin’ hand off of me!
Butterscotch Monroe: Or what? You’re going to do to me what you did out there to Misty? Do you really think I’m afraid of you, little girl?
Astrid Sedin: No… you’re just a dumb old hag who really needs to back the fuck off!
The door opens and a screwed faced Joshua Samson, Esquire peeks out.
Joshua Samson: What in the hell is going out here?! Asti, are you okay?
Astrid Sedin: I’m fine. But it seems as though Caramel Hepburn has lost her goddamn mind.
Butterscotch Monroe: Joshua, you better get her before she gets tasered!
With a grimace, Joshua looks at both women.
Joshua Samson: Can’t we all just get along?
Astrid Sedin: She tried to ruin our relationship by not telling you about your ex-wife. So that should be an easy question for you to answer.
Butterscotch Monroe: Little girl, I’ve told you that it wasn’t my place to tell anyone anything, especially you. I don’t know you…
Samson exhales loudly before rolling his eyes.
Joshua Samson: Butterscotch, don’t you need to be conducting an interview or something somewhere? I mean, this is Revenge.
Astrid Sedin: And I recommend you leave my presence. Because I do want some revenge.
The backstage journalist sucks her teeth.
Butterscotch Monroe: Whatever….
Joshua Samson: Asti, get in here. You’re already skating on thin ice after what happen during your match.
In a huff, Butterscotch sashays away from the couple.
Astrid Sedin: I was coming to see you anyway.
Joshua Samson: Well come on in then.
Astrid Sedin: And before you say anything… I’m prepared for whatever they want to do. I don’t really care because it was all worth it.
Joshua Samson: Just get in here!
He gently grabs her arms and tugs her into his office before closing the door.
Astrid Sedin: Ooh, I like it when you’re rough.
Joshua Samson: Not now, Astrid. The freakin’ Board has been blowing my damn phone up about what went on out there. The plan was for the lights to go out, Jake would bang a damn chair against the turnbuckles, everybody would fake being hurt and hit, and then plant the chair in Misty’s hand. You guys were only supposed to rough Misty up a little bit...get a little revenge, baby!
He walks over to his desk and retrieves the lit cigar resting in the ashtray. Taking two huge pulls from it, Samson foregoes blowing out the smoke instead swallowing it. He half leans/half sits on the edge of the desk.
Astrid Sedin: Like I told Hepburn, she got everything she deserved. Someone had to show Misty that she can’t get away with the bull shit she’s been dishing out. She tries to act all big and bad but we know she’s afraid of me.
She sat on the couch and folded her arms across her chest, using them to push up her breasts a little bit.
Astrid Sedin: I’m sorry for the shit storm you’re having to deal with though.
He pulls another puff, not exhaling the smoke.
Joshua Samson: Those idiots on the Board are wanting all of you suspended immediately without pay. And whatever you’re trying to do with “the girls” it’s not going to work right now.
Astrid Sedin: I’m simply trying to calm you down.
Sighing deeply, she relaxed her arms and taped her fingers on the cushion a few times.
Astrid Sedin: You know what… the other three should not be punished for what I did out there. If they’re going to suspend someone… let it be me.
She stood up and slowly walked over to him, standing a few inches away from him.
Astrid Sedin: What if… I agreed to give up the Challenge Championship?
Joshua Samson: What?! What kind of asinine idea is that?!
Astrid Sedin: The only person who should be punished is me. I’m sure you could find another partner for Mongrel anyway. Besides… I have a better title anyway and the “belt” for that is in your pocket.
She smirked a little bit. He turns his head slightly to take a pull from the cigar. Of course he swallows the smoke.
Joshua Samson: I don’t know about this, baby. One...I don’t know if I like that idea. The Samson Family has no titles if you and Mongrel give up the titles. Two….I don’t even know if the Board will go for it. Hell, Mikey Rissi might even try to get you fired behind this.
Astrid Sedin: Pssh… I don’t care about what that bitch has to say. He’s more of an embarrassment to this company than I am. He should be punished for using the company Twitter account to harass past talent way more than anything they want to do with me.
The cellphone on the desk behind them vibrates strongly. Joshua pulls from the his cigar and pays no attention to the phone. He reaches into his pocket and produces her engagement ring.
Joshua Samson: Like you said this represents a better title.
She takes the ring and slides it on her left ring finger before leaning towards him and kissing him on the cheek.
Joshua Samson: I just know this crap tonight isn’t going to go away, baby.
The phone vibrates heavily again causing Joshua to take another huge pull from the cigar.
Joshua Samson: I should have stayed on vacation.
Astrid Sedin: No… you shouldn’t have because shit would have just gotten worse. Had you not… I probably would’ve been fired by Misty just out of spite.
Astrid wrapped a hand around his arm as the phone kept vibrating.
Astrid Sedin: I really think you should answer that. I’ll go sit over there.
She headed back for the couch and sat down, keeping eye contact with him. He could only shrug before reaching back and getting the phone.
Joshua Samson: Twelve goddamn missed calls and fifteen texts! All from the Board. Fuck this! Let’s get out of here and back to the hotel. I need to be drunk so I can deal with all this tomorrow!
Astrid Sedin: I like the sound of that. I have some other ideas that can help you release that pent up frustration. Can I borrow your jacket to cover up? My bags are already packed.
She winked a bit and pointed to her bags between the couch and desk as she was swift to get back up to her feet. Placing the cigar back into the ashtray, Joshua removes the expensive suit jacket and walks over to his fiancee to hand it to her.
Joshua Samson: It’s going to smell like cigar smoke. Oh, leave your stuff here. I’ll have Jake swing by to get them.
Astrid Sedin: I actually don’t mind because I’ve gotten used to you smelling like cigars.
She slides the jacket on and kisses his cheek again before grabbing her purse.
Astrid Sedin: We should grab takeout on the way back. You know, since all I do is go out for dinner.
He can’t help but crack a smile. He leans down and places a kiss on her lips.
Joshua Samson: I love you, Lil’ Bit.
Astrid Sedin: I love you too, Joshy.
She cracks a smile and takes his hand in hers.
Astrid Sedin: Are you ready to go sir?
Joshua Samson: Almost forgot…
He dashes back over to his desk and grabs the cigar.
Joshua Samson: I’d hate waste a two hundred dollar cigar.
Astrid Sedin: I would hate that too. Because you’d be a total grouch.
Pulling her in close, he pulls the door open and they exit the room as the scene fades.
We pan around where Illa Isabella is waiting in the ring with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is an ambulance match and it is for the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
"Coma Black" hits the PPA and fireworks explode across the stage. Drake Coleman's form rises through the smoke. His hand taking off his shades as he looks around. His hazel eyes looking around at the fans as he shakes his head. His form then turns back toward the ring as his right arm raises and pyro begins to fall down from the ceiling onto the ramp way.
As Drake heads down to the ring we see him looking at every fan across the front rows. His eyes closing as he shakes his head before looking into the ring at the announcer. Slowly climbing up onto the apron before going in between the ropes. Drake slowly leans against the corner. Drake's eyes close as he awaits the magic sound for the start of the match. His body tensed up and ready for the fight.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… The Challenger… The Icon… Drake Coleman!
The opening of 'Cloud City' hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the baracade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Illa Isabella: And next… She is the EHWF Hardcore Champion… Joanna Rissi!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Joanna Rissi (c) vs. Drake Coleman
The bell sounds and the fans are roaring for this match to start! Drake Coleman, the giant towers over the much smaller Joanna Rissi inside the ring with the ambulance sitting at the top of the stage before the curtain! We pan over at the ambulance on the stage then through to the fans then back at the ring where Drake and Joanna circle around the ring with Drake smirking and talking trash while Joanna doesn’t take her eyes off of him! The fans go nuts as they both come into the center to lock up but Joanna uses her size to slide past Drake’s legs! Drake spins around and Joanna starts hitting him with quick kicks and strikes to his torso and legs, trying to cut him down to size! Drake swings but Joanna ducks it as she goes back to her speedy striking, which does little to affect Drake Coleman! Drake puts his hand on her head and shoves Joanna to the mat with authority!
Steve White: Drake Coleman’s size advantage is amazing here tonight as he takes on the smallest and lightest wrestler on the roster with him being one of the tallest and biggest! This will definitely be a challenge for Joanna tonight as we know Drake will try his best to use his size and Joanna’s lack of size to his advantage!
Chuck Thompson: Drake is on a mission from Thor and that mission is to capture the EHWF Championship, put Joanna out of action and send a message to Rissi and Mayhem that Thor and The New Empire are taking over!
Steve White: Drake Coleman is a Hall of Famer and has been in EHWF longer than pretty much anyone else on either roster! This guy has had a beef with Michael Rissi ever since 2011 – same with Thor and now they’ve created this alliance to take Rissi and a host of others, they don’t like out! Joanna is a massive target for them and this is a huge opportunity for Thor’s New Empire!
Drake picks Joanna up and sends her flying in the air, tossing her into the corner hard as she screams out in pain! Drake runs at her for a big corner move but she jumps up and runs his chest right in her boots! Even her counters have impact and she takes a bit of the blow as she rolls out of the corner and rethinks this one! Drake takes a second to get his breath back but he grabs Joanna once more and hits her with some big merciless body blows! Joanna drops to her knees and coughs and screams in pain! Drake scoops Joanna up on his shoulder but she starts blasting him in the face with as many quick elbows as she can! Drake drops her and she lands on her feet! His eyes are watery as he swings a big punch but Joanna ducks it then spins around and dropkicks Drake’s thigh out, sending him to the mat! Drake gets on his knees and Joanna fights back, getting the fans behind her as she starts kneeing Drake in the chest continuously until she gets to 10! Drake takes the blows well though and Joanna is shocked! She bounces off of the ropes to get in a running move but Drake is up and hits her with a big STO on rebound! The fans boo as Drake stands over the destroyed Joanna on the mat and laughs!
Steve White: Drake Coleman is just way too big for Joanna to handle in straight head on combat like this! She needs to get momentum! She needs to get creative and get high up so she can make an impact on the lanky and slow Coleman!
Chuck Thompson: The only way to win this one is to get your opponent in the back of that ambulance on the stage and shut the doors, sending them to the hospital! Joanna needs to figure out something and keep him at bay until then or she is going to get tossed in that ambulance!
Steve White: Drake wants the Hardcore Championship but more than that he wants to send the wife of the guy who destroyed his era of dominance in EHWF to the hospital and he might do just that tonight!
Drake slides out of the ring and goes to drag Joanna out but she clings on to the bottom rope! Joanna is on the mat and she boots Drake in the face before sliding back into the ring! Drake gets up on the apron to come back in but Joanna dives at Drake’s leg, taking it out and sending him down to the apron back first then crashing down to the outside! Joanna gets up! The fans go NUTS! Joanna bounces off of the ropes and dives through the middle ropes and lands on Drake as he was getting up! Joanna knocks Drake down to the floor and uses him to break her fall! The fans are all on their feet and Joanna gets up, knowing that she has to follow up!
Steve White: Drake Coleman was brutalizing Joanna for a while back there but now Joanna is fighting back and she’s being very smart about her offense, using her speed and flying abilities to weaken him!
Chuck Thompson: They’re on the outside now so Joanna needs to think of some stuff pretty quickly or she’s gonna fall victim to Drake using his size and strength to throw her into the ambulance!
Steve White: Joanna uses her high flying and speed advantaged in co-operation with the outside and the ring to weaken him though! This is a great strategy because Drake takes so long to move and get up and if he keeps taking falls and blows like this, he won’t be able to move at all!
Joanna helps Drake to his knees then she starts hitting him with knees to the chest! One after the other after the other after the other! Joanna gets 8 knees in then backs off and runs up and big side kick to his head but he ducks it then slings Joanna’s arm over his shoulder and hits her with a massive back body drop on the mat! The fans shrill at the sight of this and Joanna screams in pain and rolls around on the ramp! Drake is on his hands and knees, hurt and trying to catch is breath! He gets up and grabs Joanna by her hair and drags her up the ramp closer to the ambulance! As they reach the stage, Joanna panics and starts thrashing around! Joanna drives herself into Drake’s leg but he only stops for a second. Drake drags her to the ambulance and opens both of the doors! He goes to toss her in but she puts her leg out and stops herself then elbows Drake in the face! Drake overpowers her and goes to shove her back in! She tries to fight it but she’s half in the ambulance and can’t fight out of it! Suddenly, Drake is shocked as a spark flies off of him and he falls to the stage floor! The fans go nuts as Joanna is seen standing with the defibrillator she grabbed from inside the ambulance!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK! DRAKE ALMOST GETS JOANNA IN THE AMBULANCE BUT SHE USES THE AMBULANCE DEFIBRILLATOR TO SHOCK THE FUCK OUT OF HIM!!
Fans: OHHHHH SHIT! OHHHHH SHIT!
Chuck Thompson: She just fucking electrocuted him! She was 2 seconds away from losing it there but she somehow found away! Joanna is a genius!
Steve White: Talk about Hardcore! What a shock! Somehow Drake is still crawling around though! This guy is a beast and Joanna can’t believe it!
Joanna pulls the defibrillator out of the socket from the ambulance and walks over to Drake who is on his hands a knees! She smacks the defibrillator over the back of his head and he drops to the floor as the defibrillator breaks into pieces! The fans are going nuts! Drake is in a pool of blood on the stage and Joanna takes a second! She quickly grabs him by his hair then by his arms and starts to drag him over to the ambulance but he gets up and rams Joanna into the side of the ambulance! Joanna screams out in pain! Drake can barely stand but he is able to ram her against the side of it once more as both of them fall flat to the stage!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Chuck Thompson: Shit! Drake just flattened Joanna by ramming her against that damn ambulance! I’m shocked that she’s even still breathing right now!!
Steve White: Tell me about it! I’m shocked that Drake is still standing after being shocked by that defibrillator! What a fucking match! This is incredible!
Joanna crawls away slowly as she drips with blood. She takes refuge behind the ambulance and disappears from the frame. Drake starts to slowly stir to his feet. He uses the ambulance to get up and stumble back up as he looks around for Joanna. Drake turns around and looks on confused, as he can’t find her. The fans GO BERSERK as Joanna appears at the top of the ambulance! The go nuts with cheers and Drake turns around, spotting her but it’s too late as Joanna leaps off of the ambulance and lands on Drake’s neck and head, taking him down with a crossbody! The fans go wild! Drake is down and Joanna is down, hurt albeit with Drake cushioning her fall! The fans are going nuts right now as the arena erupts with wild cheers and deafening noise!
Fans: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Chuck Thompson: JOANNA OFF THE TOP OFF THE AMBULANCE! JOANNA OFF THE TOP OF THE AMBULANCE!!
Steve White: What a fucking, amazing match! This is amazing to witness right now! Bah Gawd these fans are going wild! Joanna finally fighting back and leaping off that ambulance to take Drake down after Drake has dominated her most of this match but she STILL has to get him in the ambulance to finish this one!
Joanna slowly gets to her feet and she grabs Drake by his head! She slowly drags him across using all the strength she has left but Drake shoves her back first into the side of the ambulance as he gets to his knees! Joanna hits the ambulance hard and we can see it is badly dented in! Joanna screams in pain but uses the adrenaline to run up and hit a kneeling Drake with Final Strike! Drake takes it full on to the head and goes down! The fans go nuts but Joanna can’t move anymore and she lies on the floor next to him!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna with that last burst of energy takes Drake’s face off with Final Strike!! What an incredible effort but I’m afraid that’s all for Joanna as she is far past her limits!
Steve White: Drake looks to be in peril as well but if he can get up it’s all over because Joanna is far too hurt and I don’t think Drake has taken enough damage for someone as small as Joanna to get him in that ambulance!!
Drake and Joanna start to crawl around as the fans go wild for them! Drake grabs Joanna by the hair and hoists her up for a Drake-Slam right against the ambulance door! Joanna holds her back for a moment before falling flat on the stage floor! Drake slings Joanna up on his shoulder and goes to walk over to the ambulance but amazingly, Joanna still has the strength to rapidly start blasting Drake in the face with quick and hard elbows! Drake lets go and she drops behind him! Drake holds his face and blood pours from it but Joanna follows up, desperately diving on the mat and taking his leg out with her whole body! Drake falls down at the side of the ambulance and holds his leg while he tries to nurse his bloody face!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna STILL somehow fighting back! What the heck is going to keep either of these two down! This match has been brutal! We’ve seen it all but somehow these two are still going!!
Steve White: WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT!!
Joanna grabs Drake’s head and smacks it off of the side of the ambulance as the fans shrill at the sight of his head bouncing off of the metal side! Joanna grabs him by the hair and drags him over to the passenger door! She opens the door and puts his head inside! The fans all get to their feet and go NUTS! Joanna SLAMS the door on Drake’s head! Drake goes limp! Joanna slams it on his head once more! The fans are so loud they drown out the broadcast team! Joanna slams his head in the door a third time! Drake is bleeding bad and is fading in and out of consciousness but The Icon puts his hands on the tire to try and pull himself up! Shocked that he’s still able to move, Joanna pushes the door across his head and neck and starts to choke him out in the ambulance door! Drake struggles and squirms as Joanna pushes as hard as she can for a few moments! Eventually Joanna loses strength and falls to her knees and lets go! Drake falls out of the doorway of the ambulance and falls back on the stage floor, bleeding and his neck and face all torn up and red!
Chuck Thompson: She almost killed him! JOANNA SLAMS DRAKE’S FUCKING HEAD IN THE AMBULANCE DOOR! Are these two going to stop at nothing before someone dies!?!
Steve White: She choked him out in there as well, using the door! I don’t think she was gonna stop! The only reason she did is she ran out of energy! This is a side of Joanna I never thought I’d see but even with all of this brutality, she can’t win and retain unless she gets him in the ambulance!!
Joanna grabs Drake by the hair and drags him to the back of the ambulance! The fans are going nuts as she gets the back doors open! She gets his head up on the footing of the ambulance but he’s too heavy! Drake goes limp and prevents Joanna from getting him in the ambulance! Drake shoves Joanna into the ambulance door and backs off as he catches his breath! Joanna swings the door open at him and it hits him hard! Joanna tries to pull him back into the ambulance but he knees her and pulls her in! He lifts her up for an Icon Bomb into the ambulance but she punches him while she up there and somersaults off of his back, to her feet! Joanna wants Bouncing Fish but she’s too slow and Drake sidesteps her! He almost gets her in but she goes down and latches onto the footing of the doorway! Drake ends up yanking her off and scooping her up on his shoulder! He runs her up to powerslam her into the back but she drops off of his back and shoves him in! Drake turns around, half in the ambulance but saves himself! Joanna hits Drake with a superkick right to the mouth and he falls inside the ambulance! The fans go WILD as Joanna pushes his boots in the ambulance, slams the doors shut and falls to her knees!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and STILL the EHWF Hardcore Champion… Joanna Rissi!
Joanna is on her hands and knees as an EMT hands the title belt to her. The fans go wild and she looks out at all of them as they’re all on their feet! Suddenly, Sah’ta Thor’s theme hits the PA System!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna did it! Joanna did it! It’s not over yet though! Thor’s music has just hit!
Steve White: What the heck does he want! His guy lost fair and square! Thor can’t possibly come out now and take advantage of Joanna in her current state!? Get outta there Joanna!
Joanna looks at the entrance as she tries to fight up to her feet but Thor’s theme dies off suddenly without Thor coming out. Joanna looks out, exhausted and confused but we see a man jump the guardrail behind her from the crowd! The fans lose it as we see Gerry O’Shea run from the front row to the ramp and barrels up behind Joanna, using the PA System as a distraction! Gerry knocks Joanna down from behind with a big forearm to the back!
Chuck Thompson: WAHH!?! Gerry O’Shea!? What the fuck is Gerry O’Shea doing here? That guy was on Anarchy wasn’t he!? He just got released from EHWF after his latest loss!? What the fuck is he doing now!?
Steve White: Has Gerry O’Shea made a deal with Thor?! Is Gerry in bed with Sah’ta Thor’s organization and has come out here to finish the job on Joanna Rissi!? Bah Gawd he’s gonna send her to the hospital as well!
Gerry gets some mean stomps in on a screaming Joanna on the stage! The fan LOSE IT as Michael Rissi runs out and comes to make the save on his wife! Gerry O’Shea looks up and leave Joanna alone as Rissi barrels past the ambulance and runs up to Gerry, hitting him with massive rapid right hands to the head!
Chuck Thompson: MICHAEL RISSI! MICHAEL RISSI!
Steve White: Michael Rissi is here and he’s making the save on Joanna right now! Gerry was gonna sideline her right here tonight and Rissi has every right to attack this guy right now, not just because Joanna is his wife, but I’m not even sure is Gerry is still employed by the EHWF!!
Rissi and Gerry trade blows! Rissi gets the upper hand until his injured neck gives out on him! Gerry takes advantage and headbutts Rissi down to the floor! Gerry O’Shea then gets some boots in on Rissi! Rissi gets up and takes Gerry down and starts hitting him with lefts and rights! Gerry and Rissi get up! They grapple and Rissi shoves Gerry against the ambulance back first! Gerry runs up and elbows Rissi in the face! Rissi goes for a power move but again his neck gives out and Rissi lets go as he holds his back! Gerry is able to hit Rissi with a lariat knocking him down to the steel floor hard!
Chuck Thompson: Rissi coming to make the save but his neck and back just can’t keep up right now and Gerry is taking advantage of that!!
Steve White: I wanna know why Gerry is out here doing this in the first place!
Gerry grabs Rissi and gets him in a headlock and wrenches his arm! Rissi screams out in pain as Gerry targets his injured neck and back! Gerry switches position and gets Rissi in close! Gerry goes for the Irish DDT but Rissi hoists Gerry up! Rissi winces in pain but hits Gerry with a Rissi Driver right on the floor! Gerry screams out in pain! Rissi is holding his back, barely able to move! They get up and Rissi grabs Gerry by the head and runs him up, smashing him head first into the window of the ambulance door! Glass sprays everywhere as Rissi drops and Gerry falls to the floor, bleeding and screaming!
Chuck Thompson: Bah Gawd! That was brutal! Are we gonna see another ambulance match here tonight?!
Steve White: Gerry O’Shea is the last guy I would have ever expected to come out and attack the Rissi’s but for some reason he has!!
Gerry makes a get away! He limps out backstage as he nurses his badly bleeding forehead! Rissi is hurt and he lets him escape! Rissi forces himself back up to his feet and looks over at Joanna on the floor as she tries to get up. There are three refs around her. Rissi walks up to them and parts them, almost sending them sprawling across the stage! Rissi leans down and cradles Joanna up in his arms, picking her up and carrying her backstage! The fans are going nuts! An EMT gets on the stage and looks around as he gets in the ambulance and starts it up, driving it down the side ramp of the stage and turning on its siren and lights. We fade out as the fans cheer!
Patricia Downs: The following match is for the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Championship and is scheduled for one fall!
“Better Than You" begins to play on the audio system. A mixture of cheers and jeers fill the arena. Smoke starts to congregate around the entrance way. As it disappears, Ryan Morgan appears at the top of the ramp. He is wearing black vale tudo shorts and black MMA gloves. He has a green shirt on, reading "Better than you". Cadance walks at his side, wearing a really revealing red dress. He points to the ring and starts walking down towards it with determination, ready to get into the action. He kisses Cadance and then gets in the ring, removing his shirt. He starts to warm up, whilst talking to the referee.
Patricia Downs: In the ring weighing in at two hundred and eleven pounds and standing at six feet even...he hails from Manchester, England….he is a Hall of Famer….this is Triggered….Ryan Morgan!!!
Steve White: A lot can be said about this man right now.
Chuck Thompson: Like that he’s a Hall of Famer! Or he’s proven throughout history he is better than Bill Ryder!
Alexander Corvis: I think White was referring to the, um, “odd behavior” of Morgan leading up to this matchup tonight.
Chuck Thompson: Odd behavior? He’s just being Ryan Morgan.
Steve White: For a man that has supposedly returned with a new outlook on the sport, Ryan hasn’t really been acting like the hero we need in EHWF.
The arena goes black causing the arena to pop. A blood curdling scream echoes through the arena before the stage lights up with bright white lights that pulse with the bass of the song. "The Black Asylum" flashes across the screen above the ramp.
Caught up in this madness too blind to see.
Woke animal feelings in me.
Took over my sense and I lost control.
I'll taste your blood tonight.
Woke animal feelings in me.
Took over my sense and I lost control.
I'll taste your blood tonight.
"The Nightmare" Oliver Black makes his way out onto the stage. Upon his face is a creepy ram mask. The face is a crimson blood red, the rams horns black as night twist above his head. His trade mark umbrella resting upon his shoulder. With his free hand he unclasps the buttons to his long black trench coat and throws it open go reveal the EHWF World Championship. He throws his head back in a sinster laugh before he slowly makes his way down the ramp. The Misfit trails a few steps behind his son, the Bad Blood Championship draped over his shoulder.
Cherishing, those feelings pleasuring.
Cover me, unwanted clemency.
Scream till there's silence.
Scream while there's life left, vanishing.
Scream from the pleasure, unmask your desire.
Perishing.
Cover me, unwanted clemency.
Scream till there's silence.
Scream while there's life left, vanishing.
Scream from the pleasure, unmask your desire.
Perishing.
The two men enter the ring, the Misfit slowly circles the ring while Oliver Black climbs the turn buckles, one leg up to the top rope the other on the second. He slowly peels back the mask revealing his face to the crowd. Black reaches behind his back unlatching the World Title. He throws both his arms out, in one hand his umbrella the other the championship.
Scream, scream, scream the way you would
If I ravaged your body!
Scream, scream, scream the way you would
If I ravaged your mind!
If I ravaged your body!
Scream, scream, scream the way you would
If I ravaged your mind!
Patricia Downs: And in the ring now weighing in at one hundred and eighty-five pounds and standing at a height of five feet ten inches...he hails from London, England….representing The Black Asylum….he is the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Bad Blood Champion...he is the reigning, defending, and undisputed Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion….he is The Nightmare….Oliver Black!!!
Alexander Corvis: This young man has had a quite an exciting six months!
Steve White: That’s right. Not only joining his legendary father but winning not only the Bad Blood Championship but also the Heavyweight Championship!
Chuck Thompson: And let’s not forget that he has effectively upgraded the Black Asylum by leaps and bounds earlier tonight!
DING DING DING!!
Match #6: Heavyweight Championship Oliver Black (c) vs. Ryan Morgan
The two men walk out to the middle of the ring. Ryan immediately jumps into The Ryan of your life (superkick) attempt. Oliver drops out of the way and Ryan kicks the top rope. Ryan turns and Oliver steps in for a forearm shot to the face. Ryan bounces off the ropes. Oliver catches him for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Ryan hits hard. Oliver goes for the cover.
1…
Ryan throws his legs up and tries for a cross armbreaker which breaks the count. Oliver grabs his own wrist to keep Ryan from extending him into the hold. Ryan releases the grip and kicks Oliver in the mouth. The Champ falls back onto his rear, stunned by the sudden impact on his face. Ryan snaps off with an Avada Kedavra superkick. Oliver goes down by the ropes. Ryan leaps on top for the cover.
1…
2…
Oliver GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Steve White: Great ring awareness by the Champion!
Chuck Thompson: The Hall of Famer starting off very aggressive!
Alexander Corvis: Attitudes aside from both Anarchist, this could end up being a very technical wrestling match.
Ryan clocks Oliver in the face before pulling Oliver up into a seated position. He tries for a butterfly hold but Oliver headbutts him low to stop him. Grimacing in pain, Ryan staggers back, clutching at his groin. Oliver tries to rush him but Ryan catches him coming in with a drop toehold. Ryan tries to spring onto Oliver’s back with a rear naked choke. Oliver rolls away so they end up near opposite ropes staring at each other.
Alexander Corvis: See what I mean!
The two Anarchists slowly stand up and Ryan goes for the Ryan of Your Life again. Oliver catches the kick leg and snaps off a capture suplex. Ryan hits hard and rolls into the far corner. Oliver charges at him looking for a knee strike in the corner. Ryan rolls under the bottom rope, barely escaping the hit. Oliver hits the turnbuckles and then staggers back. Ryan springs off the ropes for a flying clothesline. Oliver staggers up and Ryan hits a soccer ball kick to Oliver’s thigh. Oliver falls forward and Ryan sets up for his Soccerball Kick (punt to the face). Ryan backs off, bouncing off the opposite ropes. Oliver sits up on his hands and knees as Ryan roars in for one of his finishers. Oliver falls forward and Ryan goes over the top of Oliver’s head.
Steve White: That was so close!
Chuck Thompson: I you imagine if that Soccerball Kick would have connected?
Alexander Corvis: We’d probably have a new Heavyweight Champion right now!
As Oliver starts back up, Ryan rebounds off the ropes and hits the Ryan of Your Life to the back of Oliver’s head. Oliver goes down. Ryan jumps on for the cover, hooking the leg.
1…
2…
KICKOUT!!!
Steve White: Another close pinfall!
Wasting no time, Ryan grabs Oliver in a kimura lock. Oliver moves quickly to the ropes, grabbing the middle one to cause the referee to call for the clean break. Ryan breaks and starts right back with kicks to the body. Ryan pulls Oliver out and goes to hook the head. Oliver breaks his grip and hooks Ryan for a bridging Northern Lights suplex.
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Alexander Corvis: Morgan and Black are trading pin attempts!
Chuck Thompson: I wonder how long this can go on? It might just come down to who makes that one crucial mistake.
As they start to get up, Oliver hooks him up for a full nelson and then fires him over with a full nelson suplex. Oliver stands up and stomps onto Ryan’s head. He then drags the Hall of Famer up for a bridging full nelson suplex.
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Steve White: He just…
Alexander Corvis: How…?
Chuck Thompson: Do you think Oliver really thought it was gonna be that easy? That he’d take a bunch of Ryan’s big shots then just give him that and it would be over?
Oliver drags Ryan up. He slaps Ryan across the face and Ryan falls to a knee. Oliver pulls him up and looks to slap him again. Ryan blocks it and drills him with a forearm shot to the face. Oliver fires back. Ryan jumps up into a knee strike to the face. Oliver staggers back. Ryan grabs him and hits the Hexproof (Complete Shot). Ryan pulls Oliver back up before dropping him back down with A Certain Life (swinging Complete Shot)! Ryan drops down for the cover.
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Ryan pulls the foot back and covers again.
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Alexander Corvis: Black is determined not to lose the championship here tonight!
Steve White: That may be true but Oliver also needs to be determined to defend the title!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, playing the defense isn’t going to cut it the longer the match goes!
Ryan looks for a front facelock but Oliver starts to sit out. Ryan gets behind him and Oliver snapmares him over. Oliver starts for a hold but Ryan snapmares Oliver over and then pops up for a kick between Oliver’s shoulderblades. Oliver grimaces and falls into the ropes. He starts up and Ryan goes for another kick. Oliver spins and catches the leg. Oliver throws the leg and Ryan spins into another kick attempt. Oliver gets his hands up to block before kneeing Ryan in the midsection. Ryan doubles over and Oliver kicks him low. Ryan’s eyes go wide in pain.
Steve White, Chuck Thompson, and Alexander Corvis: OWWWWW!!!!!
Oliver drills him in the back of the head with an elbow strike. Oliver drops him with a spinning back kick. The Champ grabs the challenger and drops him with his Darkness Falling (single knee facebreaker)!
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Steve White: These two are throwing their entire arsenal at each other!
Chuck Thompson: I… don’t… know…
Alexander Corvis: I can’t believe that Morgan had the ability to kick out of Darkness Falling!
Oliver pulls Ryan up and snaps off a belly-to-back suplex. Oliver hooks Ryan’s head for a front facelock. Oliver pulls him up and hits a snap vertical suplex. Ryan hits hard again and almost sits up in response to the impact. Oliver pulls him up and hits a German suplex. Ryan starts up. Oliver hits him with another German suplex, this time adding a bridge for a pin attempt.
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Oliver pulls him up again and hits a bridging tiger suplex.
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As they get back up, Oliver takes a half nelson and snaps off the half nelson suplex. Ryan starts back up, Oliver runs and catches him with his We Are The Witches (shining wizard).
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Steve White: NO!!!
Chuck Thompson: RYAN GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!
Alexander Corvis: WHAT A MATCH!
Oliver pounds the mat in frustration. He pulls Ryan up. Triggered kicks him in the gut and then snaps off Insidious (pedigree). Oliver hits hard and rolls under the bottom rope to drop to the floor.
Steve White: That Insidious might have really effected Oliver!
Ryan staggers up and looks down as the referee moves in to count Oliver out.
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Ryan rushes across the ring and dives through the ropes out onto The Nightmare. The crowd cheers wildly.
Steve White: Ryan is a madman!
Chuck Thompson: Hey, whatever it takes to get the job done!
Ryan gets to his feet, grabs Oliver, and rolls him in under the bottom rope. Ryan dives in after and jumps onto the Champ with a cover.
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Steve White: We were a millisecond from having a new Heavyweight Champion!
Ryan pulls Oliver back up and nails him in the face. Oliver fires back. They soon start trading shots: Ryan, Oliver, Ryan, Oliver, Ryan, Oliver, Ryan, Oliver, Ryan, Oliver, Ryan, Oliver, Ryan, Oliver, Ryan, Oliver, Ryan, Oliver.
Alexander Corvis: This is a slobberknocker!
Chuck Thompson: Doesn’t the cowboy hat wearing dude with Bell’s Palsy have that trademarked?!
Ryan swings wildly. Oliver ducks. He gives Ryan a low blow that brings the Hall of Famer to his knees. Oliver keeps Ryan in his sights looking to hit We Are the Witches. Ryan wisely rolls out of the ring.
Steve White: Savvy veteran move by Ryan.
Alexander Corvis: I must admit it is.
Chuck Thompson: Well he is a savvy veteran...duh!
Pulling himself up with the aid of the barricade, Ryan notices a very buxom blonde fan. Ryan begins to chat her up clearly not caring about the match anymore.
Steve White: Is Ryan actually trying to get a date for after the show?!
Chuck Thompson: Talk about return of the mack!
Alexander Corvis: This is just so disrespectful not only to Oliver Black and the Heavyweight Championship, but to wrestling as a whole!
The referee begins to count.
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Steve White: I think Ryan really doesn’t care about this match anymore!
Alexander Corvis: Does he even care about wrestling as a career anymore?!
Chuck Thompson: I honestly think he may be scared of Oliver Black.
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Steve White: Ryan just barely makes it back into the ring before the referee completes the ten count.
Just as Ryan gets his body halfway through the ropes, Oliver pushes the referee out of the way, grabs Ryan’s head, and hits another Darkness Falls!
Steve White and Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT!
Alexander Corvis: That has to be it!
Oliver pushes the barely conscious Ryan over and covers.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match AND STILL the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion….Oliver Black!!
We pan around where Illa Isabella is waiting in the ring with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following main event contest is set for one fall and it is for the EHWF Championship!
Whatever by Our Lady Peace hits the PA and from out behind the curtains, Jason Dave slowly makes his way out onto the stage. Sporting a pair of athletic shorts and a white tang top, he makes his way down the ring slowly, making eye contact with nearly every member of the EHWF universe. He stops when he reaches ring side and takes a lap around the ring. He walks up the steel ring steps and grazes his palm across the top rope and looks out to the crowd with his signature smirk. He enters through the middle rope and then reaches the center of the ring. He smiles and chuckles softly before removing his tang top and tossing it to the side of the ring. He perches himself on one of the far corners of the ring and waits for his opponent to come out to the ring.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… The Challenger… He is Gods Gift To Pro Wrestling and One Half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Jason Dave!
The intro to the theme song plays out coupled with some strobing white lights. Scott appears right as the beat drops and wastes no time getting to the ring. He does slap a few front-rower's hands before he enters the squared circle. Now in the ring, Scott takes a moment to get the crowd hyped and shows off a little bit before the match begins.
Illa Isabella: And next… He is the other half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions and the EHWF Champion… Scott Wilson!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Scott Wilson (c) vs. Jason Dave
The fans are going BERSRK in the whole arena as Dave and Wilson look around! They come into the center of the ring and bump fists, sending the fans into a frenzy as they lock up! They both grapple for a moment but come to a stalemate! The two begin trading huge lefts and rights and Dave hits Scott with a headbutt before landing a nice spinning kick to the gut! Dave whips him into the ropes and lands a nice running corner clothesline on Scott! Scott picks himself back up but Dave greets him with a short dropkick! Dave runs into the ropes again but this time he gets caught with the big boot from Wilson! Scott grabs Dave by his arm as he gets back up and whips him as hard as he can back first into the corner! Scott runs up and catches a staggering Dave and hits him with a big belly-to-belly suplex! The fans are going NUTS as the action heats up already!
Chuck Thompson: We’re witnessing a dream match here tonight! Wilson and Dave – two of the biggest names of all time and two of the greatest friends in EHWF are going at it hard now and they’re not disappointing!
Steve White: So far we’ve seen an amazing back and forth contest between these two amazing talents but I’m expecting a straight up and very technical match that is gonna blow the roof off of this arena!!
Chuck Thompson: These two implementing just a lot of pure wrestling skill in their offense here tonight and you can tell that they’re not holding anything back! Wilson realised his dream and wants to hold onto it while Jason Dave wants to accomplish the one thing he never has but should have!
Scott lands a nice knee to the gut of Dave and throws him into the ropes to land a big spinning kick to the running man! Scott runs into the ropes again and lands a shoulder block on Dave, taking him back down to the mat! Wilson bounces off of the ropes again but Dave comes back and hits him with a quick corkscrew body dive, pulling out all the tricks! Dave picks Wilson up and scoopslams him back down onto the mat! Dave gets up to the second ropes and the fans are going nuts as Dave springs off with a high-risk move, landing on Wilson with a diving elbow drop to the chest! Dave hooks Wilson’s leg!
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Fans: OHHHHHHHH!!
Chuck Thompson: Big kick out there by Wilson and Dave pulled out all of the stops to get Wilson down! This match is getting intense as these guys are throwing just about everything at each other right now!
Steve White: A lot of this is just sheer wrestling at it’s finest and who better to watch a straight up main event then two of the best in the business! Dave wants to put Wilson away but Wilson fighting with such amazing awareness tonight!
Scott and Dave meet in the middle of the ring once again. The tie up doesn't last long as neither of the two gets an advantage from it. Dave lands a nice and loud chop across Scott's chest, but he receives a forearm to the face in response! These two begin trading big blows again to the cheering fans. Dave is the one who loses this contest thanks to Wilson’s power advantage! Scott throws Dave into the ring ropes and catches him and lifts him high into the air, dropping Dave stomach first across the top rope! Scott Wilson comes running and dives into Dave, driving him into the corner and follows up with some big corner thrusts! Wilson pulls Dave into the center of the ring then turns him around going for Wilson Kick! The fans lose it but Dave ducks it and spins Wilson around for Transcendence! Wilson pushes Dave off of him and saves himself as the fans are all on their feet!
Chuck Thompson: Wilson going for Wilson Kick and Dave almost countering with Transcendence! The reversals, the counters and the amazing technical battles are nothing short of amazing! I’ve always wanted to see these two in the ring and now I’m getting that chance and it is not disappointing!
Steve White: This match is so technical and methodical but it is just so fast paced at the same time! Wilson just so focused in his movements but Dave just so fast! I think Wilson is getting the edge with some big shots right now but this match really is one that every fans should be witnessing!!
Chuck Thompson: Wilson with amazing offense right now but these two are the best reversers in the history of wrestling and it’s showing right now with the number of reversals, counters and evasions off the charts!!
Steve White: We’ve seen some stalemates in this contest but that’s just the beginning! Both men are quite evenly matched and they keep turning up the heat on each other until the other one is ready to crack!
Scott begins to land multiple forearms to Dave's head now after another short tie up! Scott runs into the ropes and Dave catches him coming at him with a spinning heel kick, sending both men sprawling but Wilson coming off hurt! Scott falls from the impact and screams out loudly in pain. Dave wastes no time and bounces off of the ropes, springing off of the second rope and hitting Scott with a big moonsault! Scott curses out in pain and Dave sees his opportunity arising for him right now! He pulls Scott by his leg into a corner and motions to the fans. Dave gets up on the second ropes and faces his back to Wilson! Dave drops down bouncing his legs off of the top ropes and hitting Wilson with a small moonsault going right into a cover! The fans go wild!
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Wilson kicks out strong and sits up, as Dave looks on surprised!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Chuck Thompson: WILSON! Strong kick out after that perfect moonsault from Jason Dave! Jason not giving a damn and doing whatever he needs to do but nothing seems to put Wilson down!
Steve White: Wilson was getting the upper hand in this amazing match but it seems that Dave is fighting back tough and clawing all the control he can in this one and that is JUST what he needs to do!!
Dave cracks Scott in the back with a boot sending Wilson head first into the mat, sprawling forward! Dave wants to roll Wilson over to cover him but Wilson elbows Dave in the face and buys some time! Both men get to their feet! They lock up and Dave appears to be winning the struggle until Wilson over powers him! Wilson goes for Acid Test but it’s no good! Wilson spins Dave around but Dave responds with an aggressive elbow, busting Wilson’s nose open! Wilson backs off and Dave gives chase! Dave lunges at Wilson but Wilson moves forward to the ropes and springs off of the second rope to the third rope, hitting Dave with a big dropkick to Dave’s chest, sending Dave to the other side of the ring! Both men lie hurt and exhausted on the mat!
Fans: OOOOHHHH!!!
Chuck Thompson: WILSON WITH A MASSIVE DROPKICK! He almost destroyed Dave there with that flying dropkick like a shotgun blast to the chest!!
Steve White: These two guys are legends and veterans of EHWF and professional wrestling but I’ve never seen them move and fight so intense as I have tonight! Listen to these fans!!
Scott Wilson slowly lifts himself up using the ropes and is grabbing at torso in pain. Dave begins to lift himself up using the ropes but he’s too slow and hurt after the flying dropkick! Wilson takes the opportunity to run up and kick Dave right in the ribs! Dave drops to the mat and Wilson picks Dave up once again, bringing him to the corner and sending him into it back first with amazing strength! Dave falls back down to the mat and Wilson goes down with him, sitting him up and getting him in a headlock! The fans go wild but Dave is able to power out of it! Wilson lines up Dave for a running move but Dave trips Wilson up with a drop toehold! Wilson’s face comes off of the mat! They both get up and Wilson is bleeding badly! They lock up and Dave takes advantage, instantly getting him in a wristlock to which Wilson twists out and reverses into a chicken wing! Dave drops to the mat and kicks back up, punching Wilson in the face to get out of it! Dave manhandles Wilson looking for Reality Check but Wilson shoves Dave into the corner hard and hits Dave with Wilson Kick outta nowhere! The fans LOSE IT! Wilson covers Dave!
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Wilson can’t believe it! He rolls over and the fans are losing it! Wilson lies flat next to Dave as the fans are going nuts! After a few moments they start to stir back to their feet!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Chuck Thompson: WILSON KICK! Wilson gets it and Jason Dave SOMEHOW KICKS OUT! Wilson so impressive with that kick!
Steve White: These fans are losing it right now and Wilson can’t believe that that full on Wilson Kick to the skull didn’t put him away! These guys have been fighting it out for ages now and they’re still going!
Scott Wilson jolts up and hits Dave in the back with a forearm! Scott then turns Dave around and starts booting him in the corner giving the 2-time hall of famer a good beating in the corner! Dave looks exhausted and beat up! Wilson backs off as Dave crawls on the mat trying to get up! Wilson pulls Dave in and starts to lock him in Acid Test but Dave shoves Wilson into the ropes! Wilson bounces off of them and rams a big thrust into Wilson’s gut on rebound! The fans are losing it! Dave pulls Wilson in but Wilson elbows Dave in the side of the head and he stumbles back! Wilson sees that Dave is groggy and he jumps up, hitting Wilson Kick but Dave grabs Wilson’s leg and reverses it into Transcendence! The fans GO BERSERK WITH CHEERS! Both men are on the mat and Dave gets his body over Wilson’s!
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Dave can’t believe it! Wilson gets the shoulder up! Wilson gets the shoulder up! Dave sits over Wilson, wide eyed and pissed off!
Fans: OHHHHH SHIT!! OHHHHH SHIT!!
Chuck Thompson: OH SHIT! Wilson kicks out of that one! Dave hits Wilson with Transcendence and gets all of it and somehow Wilson kicks the fuck out! These two guys are just unstoppable right now! What’s gonna stop them?!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Dave kicks out of one of the best Wilson Kicks I’ve ever seen then Wilson kicks out of Transcendence! These two are putting on an instant classic right now and I’m not even gonna guess who’s gonna come out on top!
Dave yanks Wilson to his feet but Wilson drops down and hits Dave with a jawbreaker! Dave stumbles to the ropes where Wilson runs up and clotheslines him over them, sending him to the outside! The fans go wild as Dave hits the floor but Dave quickly gets to a knee! Wilson recovers inside the ring for some time! Dave forces himself up but as he does, Wilson runs across the ring and dives through the second ropes, landing on Dave with a massive suicide dive! The fans go wild and Dave breaks Wilson’s fall and Dave is sent flying into the barricade! The fans are all on their feet! Wilson gets up and grabs Dave by the head and starts to drag him back to the ring! Dave grabs Wilson and runs him back first into the apron! Wilson yells in pain but Dave loses it and grabs Wilson by the head, tossing him square into the barricade! The fans are going wild and some are confused at Dave’s brash offense against Wilson. Dave rolls back in the ring then gets back out to break the refs count! The ref tells Dave to get Wilson back into the ring but Dave isn’t hearing it! Dave hoists Wilson up on his back and waits a moment! Dave drives Wilson off of his back, back first into the barricade! The fans are on their feet but some boo for Dave as the first jeers of this entire match are heard!
Fans: OHHHH SHIT! OHHHHH SHIT!
Chuck Thompson: Jason Dave! Jason Dave! Jason Dave! He almost breaks Scott Wilson’s back off of the barricade! What the fuck is Jason Dave doing!?
Steve White: Frustration getting the better of Dave here! These two guys have been fighting for ages, bleeding, battered and bruised as well as exhausted in this amazing classic! I don’t think Wilson is getting up after that one! That was BRUTAL!
Dave gets Wilson back up and rolls him back into the ring! Wilson’s back is all red and bruised and Wilson is barely moving! Dave slides into the ring at the count of 8 and hooks Wilson’s leg!
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It’s no good and Dave is really surprised now. Dave backs off to the corner where he is wide eyed and watches on at Wilson who stirs on the mat. Dave sits there, resting and looking on in thought!
Chuck Thompson: ANOTHER BIG KICK OUT! Jason Dave almost losing it there and he tries his best to destroy Wilson but Wilson barely kicks out! Jason Dave just cannot beat Scott Wilson here tonight!!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! That was extreme! Dave going into it for himself and uses that barricade to take Wilson out and damn near break if freaking back! Jason Dave just getting frustrated and doing what he wants in this match and I don’t think the fans were too happy after that one!!
Chuck Thompson: Well… We thought it was gonna be straight up but I think frustration got the better of Dave and he just had a lapse in judgment there! Regardless, Wilson STILL fights on and Dave is stunned!
Steve White: These fans are gonna tear this arena down by the end of this one! Can you hear them! This is one of the loudest crowds I think I’ve ever heard! Wilson and Dave putting on a blockbuster right now!!
Dave picks Wilson up and drives him into the corner! Wilson pounds Dave in the back and he yells out in pain, as Wilson’s shot was huge! Wilson grabs Dave by the hair and shoves him into the corner! Wilson hoists Dave up on the top ropes! Wilson gets up there as well and the fans start going nuts! Wilson grasps Dave and pulls him in but Dave starts hitting Wilson with right hands to the side of the head! Wilson headbutts Dave then pulls him up and hits Dave with a monster Superplex from the top rope! The fans LOSE IT! The cheers shake the arena as both men are down and destroyed on the mat after the massive impact! Wilson rolls around in pain but it’s what he saw was necessary to take out Dave tonight! Dave is motionless on the mat and Wilson crawls over to him, draping his forearm over the lifeless 2-time hall of famer!
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Fans: NO WAY!! NO WAY!! NO WAY!!
Chuck Thompson: WHAT!?! Superplex after ALL of this match and Dave BARELY kicks out there! What the fuck!? This is too far! These guys are gonna either kill each other or drop dead from exhaustion! WHAT A MATCH!
Steve White: I’m very honoured to be calling such a match right now as well as witness it but how the FUCK did that not put Dave away! Wilson is put through all of that, comes off the barricade, gets hit with full on finishers and goes so long in this match and STILL kicks out! Dave lasts all this time, gets extreme Wilson Kicks to the face AND a Superplex and he STILL kicks out!?! What the fuck is going to happen next!?
Wilson is up and he grabs Dave but Dave headbutts him in the balls and Wilson goes down to a knee! Dave pulls Wilson in for a DDT but Wilson drops down and trips Dave up! Dave goes flying through the second ropes and hits his back on the apron before falling flat on the outside floor! The fans are shaking the arena with their cheers! Wilson looks on and takes a few seconds to get his breath back! Dave gets up but Wilson springs up onto the top rope and dives on Dave on the outside, hitting him with a giant crossbody! The fans LOSE IT! The arena is going nuts! Wilson lands on Dave and gets up, looking at the fans going wild! Wilson makes his way over to the barricade, going as unorthodox as he can! Wilson jumps up on the barricade and runs along it light a tightrope walker before reaching Dave’s position and diving off to the outside with a massive moonsault! Wilson looks at Dave while flipping in the air and he lands on Dave perfectly! The fans are going BERSERK as both men are down on the outside! Wilson desperately rolls Dave back into the ring and slides back in at a count of 8 himself!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Chuck Thompson: WILSON MOONSAULT OFF OF THE BARRICADE! WHAT ELSE ARE THESE GUYS GONNA DO?!
Steve White: I can’t believe what we’ve witnessed tonight! These guys have gone past their limits and they’re doing anything and everything they can to destroy each other in hopes of capturing that gold! What a match! What pure competition!
Wilson gets in the corner and slaps his shins as Dave gets to his feet! Wilson runs up and goes for Wilson Kick but Dave ducks it! Dave goes for Reality Check but Wilson spins it into Supremacist which Wilson can’t get as Dave sends him into the ropes! The fans are on their feet as Dave boots Wilson in the gut and hits him with Transcendence in the middle of the ring! It’s Over! The fans are all going nuts, the barricades are breaking and Dave falls on the destroyed Wilson for the cover!
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Fans: WHAT THE FUCK!?! THIS IS AWESOME! WHAT THE FUCK!? THIS IS AWESOME!
Steve White: BAH GAWWD! BAH GAWD! WILSON KICKS OUT AGAIN! WILSON WITH YET ANOTHER KICK OUT AFTER A HUGE MOVE! NOTHING CAN STOP SCOTT WILSON!!
Chuck Thompson: That was fucking incredible! My God that was amazing! Dave got all of his finisher and Wilson kicked out of it AGAIN! Jason Dave can’t believe it! Jason Dave has lost his confidence! If all of that and a full on Transcendence can’t put away Wilson, then what will?! WHAT WILL!?
Dave picks up Wilson and gets a knee in on him. Dave freezes up, not sure what else to do. He bounces off of the ropes but runs right into a boot to the gut from Wilson! The fans go wild! As Wilson pulls Dave in and hits him with a massive powerbomb! The fans are all on their feet and cheer but Wilson falls against the ropes and can’t follow up! Somehow with amazing strength, Dave gets to his feet! Wilson grabs him from behind and goes for a power move but Dave grabs onto the referee! The referee is sent to the mat as Dave saves himself! Wilson still has Dave in his grasp and falls down with him, rolling him up and sitting on his legs with Dave’s shoulders pinned to the mat! The fans LOSE IT! Wilson looks around, the ref is down! Wilson has Dave covered and he yells for the ref! The ref stirs to his hands and knees but takes too long and Dave kicks Wilson off of him and sends Wilson head first into the corner! The arena erupts!
Fans: OHHHHH!!
Steve White: BAH GAWWD! Did Wilson have him! That had to be three!!
Chuck Thompson: Dave grabbing onto that ref saved him in multiple ways I guess! To be honest I’m not sure either man can even go anymore!
Dave is pissed off now and he springs up to the top rope! Wilson gets out of the corner and Dave lands on him from the top rope, hitting him with a hurricanrana! The fans are to their feet again! Dave lines up Wilson! Wilson gets to his feet and Dave goes for Reality Check but Wilson propels Dave off of him much to Dave’s surprise! Dave bounces off of the ropes and Wilson goes for Wilson Kick but Dave ducks it and spins Wilson around into a boot to the mat for Transcendence but Wilson dodges at the last second and gets up around Dave just before impact where he pulls Dave in and goes for Dark Heart Illumination! Dave one second before it’s implemented gets out of it and counters with a reversal into Shattered Dreams! Dave wins out and he gets all of it on Wilson! Wilson is lifeless on the mat as the fans go nuts! The fans break the barricades and security has to calm the situation as the arena erupts in cheers! Dave falls on Wilson and gets the cover!
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Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and the NEW EHWF Champion… Jason Dave!
The fans are erupting with cheers! Dave forces himself to a knee where he takes the EHWF Championship belt and looks at it, almost crying! He gets up as his music plays and looks out at the fans!
Fans: THAT WAS AWESOME!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!
Steve White: JASON DAVE DOES IT!! After 7 years in the best match possible against the best opponent possible, Jason Dave finally does it! He is the new Champion of the World! Jason Dave is the EHWF Champion!!
Chuck Thompson: WHAT! A! MATCH!
Wilson is up, looking disappointed. He and Dave share an intense stand off on the opposite sides of the ring. The fans get quiet and not many know what will happen next. Wilson and Dave come close and share some words, Wilson doesn’t look happy. Eventually they shake hands and hug and the fans GO NUTS!
Steve White: The show of respect and sportsmanship between these two men is nothing short of amazing after an instant classic like that!!
Chuck Thompson: Incredible match! I haven’t seen a match that epic in a long time but Jason Dave is now the new EHWF Champion and he climbs to the very top of the business after 7 amazing years of trying.
Wilson raises Dave’s arm and they celebrate again before hugging it out once more.
Steve White: What’s amazing is that Wilson is far from done with the EHWF Championship! He’s only getting started and I’d watch Wilson vs. Dave any day! That’s all we have time for! It’s been an AMAZING night and I can’t wait to see what happens next week! Good night everyone and be safe!!
We see Dave on top of the turnbuckle holding the EHWF Championship up as the crowd cheers! We fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.