Post by EHWF Management on Jun 20, 2021 0:17:28 GMT -5
The scene opens up as official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, “Back It” by Yizzy and Dizzie Rascal, is playing in the background. We see Steve White and Chuck Thompson standing on the stage of a small empty hall. This is a much different opening image than we’re used to. There are no fans and no activity around them except for the lighting and the tron behind them.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen… We welcome you to Saturday Night Mayhem. I’m Steve Thompson and I would personally like to welcome you to the EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater in Miami Florida. With the recent happenings in the world with COVID-19; we come to you from this 30000 square foot amazing state of the art facility with it’s 8 rings and it’s world class strength and conditioning and medical is designed to bring you the EHWF Superstars of the future. This is the athletic hub of the EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: On any given day there are 100+ athletes from all over the world, training here. Putting their heart and soul into everything they do with the ultimate goal being the privilege of performing for YOU. Everybody from Wilmer Patacky, TQ Smooth, Sah’ta Thor, Killer Carter, Thea Nefeli, Ronan, Zoe McDraven, Arcus D’Rocco - they have all walked through these doors and tonight they will return here, not to train but to do what they have been trained to do better than anyone else in the universe and that is entertain YOU!
Steve White: Now this show will be like no other we’ve had before. So sit back relax and if you can forget about the world around you for just a moment and let EHWF do what we do best; let us entertain you!
Chuck Thompson: Welcome to Saturday Night Mayhem!
Steve and Chuck hold their arms out and present the empty arena as the music hits and the spotlights go on. We see the empty chair in the stands but also a bunch of monitors with fans who have FaceTime or Skyped in to watch tonight! Alexander Corvis’ voice comes over on the feed!
Alexander Corvis (V.O): Ladies and Gentlemen - Mayhem comes to you live from an empty EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater! It’s Saturday Night Mayhem and it’s presented by PROGRESSIVE, your first round choice for auto insurance!
Chuck Thompson: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw the power in the hands of the fans as Revenge: Download went down and YOU chose the matches and match types! It was a damn amazing event that went off the hook but tonight here on Mayhem - we’re gonna see the fallout of it all and nowhere else is that more stated then in our main event tonight! At Revenge, Thea Nefeli was voted by the fans to take Black Man on for the EHWF Championship and she came close but Black Man ultimately defeated her then she was brutally assaulted by The CPO! Nina Chanel got her out of there just in time but tonight - Nina Chanel gets the opportunity to avenge Thea as she goes head to head with Black Man in the main event! Can Nina get it done or will Joyride both fall victim to The CPO and end up in hospital like Wilmer and Carter?
Steve White: I can’t wait for that match but we also saw Brandon Bash send his camera crew around to Wilmer’s hospital bed in a video at the end of the night. Instead of Bash getting the opportunity to insult Wilmer while he’s down, a mysterious figure appeared, embarrassed Bash and The CPO and sent a chilling warning down to them all - I wonder who the heck that is and what they want with The CPO and how they’re related to Wilmer… But speaking of The CPO - Alexandria Kendrick will team with Misty Vega tonight to take on Ana Somnia and Joanna Rissi in a massive tag team match that won’t disappoint! I can’t wait for that one!
Chuck Thompson: We have a BRUTAL Mayhem Park match scheduled for tonight as well featuring Ace Pena, Michael Rissi, Mr. Katz, Emilio Gonzalos, Sah’ta Thor and Big Motherfucker and this one is gonna go off! This one is gonna be bloody and brutal and I can’t wait to see it! Big names, young hungry rookies, legends - they’re all in this match and the winner of this one is gonna walk away with some definite bragging rights tonight… that is if they can even walk after this match is said and done! It’s gonna be ruthless!
Steve White: And it’s Champion vs. Champion as the newly crowned champions in The Jr Heavyweight Champion Solomon Graham goes head to head with the NEW 4 time Hardcore Champion Zoe McDraven in a battle that is going to be one of the most skilled and technical contests you’re gonna see for a long time! Both of these new champions want to prove themselves! Both of these new champions want to get their first win as a new title holder and this is the match to do it in! Whoever pulls off the win here tonight will get a rush of momentum and will definitely move up the rankings here in EHWF for sure! Zoe vs. Solomon - here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t WAIT for that damn match Steve, it’s gonna be AMAZING but we also have HUGE tag team action as Misty Vega’s new enforcers The Regulators go one on one with The Brothers of Balance! Both of these teams need a big tag team win here so they can try and qualify for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships again but both of these monster teams aren’t going to make it easy for the other! AND we have the much anticipated debut of James Parker who will be going one on one with the feared Chemic! Everyone wants to see what Parker is made of and he’ll get the chance in his first match in EHWF here tonight in the opener!
Steve White: So much going into tonight! A huge card for Mayhem! We have so much intensity surrounding all of the EHWF Titles but with the war brewing with The CPO and so many other people in EHWF including the mysterious man we saw visiting Wilmer at the hospital last week - maybe things aren’t gonna be so easy for Black Man, Bash and The CPO after all! Tonight is gonna be huge, Bah Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait! Lets start this damn show!
“My face is my ID.” James confidently replied.
“I need to see your ID.” The man responded with a more serious tone in his voice.
“There’s no ID in my possession. I’ve not been here long, maybe I haven’t been given the welcome care package yet. But I’d suggest letting me in the building before one of two things happen.” James replied with a more threatening tone.
“And what are those two things?” The building staff member took a step towards James as they stared each other down.
“Well I’ll let you choose. I can either get on the phone and call your boss down here, cause a scene and get you fired. Or I can put your head through…” Before James could finish his threatening sentence, EHWF employee Alexander Corvis stepped between the two men.
“Don’t worry about this guy, Bobby. He’s the one Ana had been telling us all about. The ego definitely matches up to what we’ve heard so far.” Alexander had his arm around Bobby the building staff member in an attempt to calm him down.
“Ana has been telling people about her former boss has she? Did she include the part where she fled our previous federation to avoid getting her ass beat by yours truly?” James smirked as he bragged about himself.
“Oh no, she hasn’t mentioned anything like that at all. Moreso how you like to talk a very, very big game and only occasionally back it up.” Alexander patted Bobby the building staff member on the shoulder and he walked away from, leaving James and Alexander to chat.
“I had Ana pegged for a lot of things, but never a liar. I think if you were to ask anyone who’s known me much longer than Ana, they’d say I regularly back up my, admittedly heavily inflated ego with in-ring, and out of ring performance. Federations are usually much better off after I’ve made the rounds through them.” James and Alexander walked together into the building, with James turning his head to smirk at Bobby before putting his sunglasses back on.
“Haven’t you only worked in two places though? With one shutting down a few months after you were signed?” Alexander asked enquiringly.
“Technically three, the first place turned into the second place. That third place though, that wasn’t my fault. However I will be taking all the credit in six months time when EHWF is twice as popular as it is now thanks to James Parker.” James signed himself in at the front desk of the building and the pair continued to walk the hallways engaged in conversation.
“I’ll have to put the interviewer hat on now, how do you feel about having your first match against Chemic?” Alexander asked.
“I’m not too worried about him. He’s just a name. I’ve been around the industry long enough now that preparing for one off matches is kind of pointless at entry level to a federation. Once the matches start to really mean something and really have some jeopardy to them, I’ll start to look into the opponents more. I did attempt to check his profile out on EHWF.com, but I couldn’t find him on there, so I just figured he isn’t very important, or very good.” James replied confidently as they approached the locker rooms.
“I sure hope you’re able to prove Ana tonight. It looks like you’re not taking Chemic seriously and that’s a mistake in my opinion.” Alexander said but James was quick to reply, seemingly unhappy.
“Stop right there. I’m taking him seriously. I’m taking the match seriously. I’m just not putting my focus into preparation. My focus is on execution. My focus is on showcases the best James Parker that has been seen in recent years, and living up to the hype that I debuted with at Revenge. Now run off and put that quote on the website and do your job.” James turned off into the locker room, leaving Alexander in the hallway.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This opening contest is set for one fall!
Parker walks out onto the stage dressed in trunks, sporting a jacket and he walks down to the ring confidently. He walks up the ramp, stepping between the ropes and heads into the corner to climb the ropes. Once stood on the middle turnbuckle, he outstretches his arms, lifting his head to the sky.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… James Parker!
Under the knife by Rise Against plays in the arena and the fans all watch as the lights go dark and then turn green and red with a siren playing in the background. The only thing we see is Chemic's mask on the stage before the lights get brighter and we see him make his way down the ramp. He has no interaction with the fans at all except for looking back as he gets to the ring. Chemic gets in the ring and folds his arms in the center of the ring waiting for the match to begin as his music fades out.
Illa Isabella: And next his opponent… Chemic!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and James Parker and Chemic are circling around the ring. The fans are hype for Parker’s first match in EHWF as they cheer! They come up close and get in a collar and elbow tie up and Parker with great strength, forces Chemic into a knee then picks him up and slams him into the corner! Parker starts hitting Chemic with corner thrusts but Chemic pounds down on his back and gets out of the corner with a big right hand! Chemic hits Parker with an uppercut! Chemic swings again but Parker ducks it and gets behind Chemic and locks him in a quick reverse chinlock as the fans go wild! Chemic struggles in the hold as Parker wrenches back! Chemic starts to thrash around and Parker has a hard time of keeping the hold locked!
Steve White: Jame Parker has had a great career outside of EHWF but now that he’s on the stage he’s here to impress and that’s just what he’s doing tonight as Parker goes head to head with the hard hitting Chemic and he’s got him all locked up right now!
Chuck Thompson: Parker looking for a big win here in his debut tonight while Chemic is looking for a much needed win! Both men hitting each other with big impact but Parker slows things down as he tries to take control!
Parker wrenches back but Chemic breaks out of the hold! Chemic with a boot to the gut, pulls Parker in! Parker twists out of it and gets Chemic into a wristlock! Chemic pulls Parker with into an STO and Parker is down as the fans get to their feet after that impact! Chemic gets up and straightens his mask as he tries to recover for a moment! Parker stirs to his feet and Chemic pulls him in for Chemical Plant! Parker struggles and nubs Chemic in the ribs before standing up and planting Chemic with a back body drop counter! Chemic hits the mat hard and the fans are going wild! Parker turns around and boots Chemic in the back! Parker stops him again and again and again! Chemic holds his back and Parker wants to finish this!
Steve White: Both men putting on a great match now but Parker gets the upper hand and now he wants to take Chemic out and finish this! Can he do it?!
Chuck Thompson: James Parker is not disappointing here tonight as the fans get to their feet for this match! Chemic couldn’t get Chemical Plant but maybe Parker can hit Evolve right here!
Parker scouts Chemic and pulls him in and sets him up for Evolve cutter finisher but Chemic pushes Parker off of him and sends him into the corner! Chemic runs up for a corner move but Parker dives out of the way and Chemic runs into the corner hard! Chemic stumbles around in pain, holding his arm but Parker catches him and scoops him up then plants him down with a big scoop powerslam! The fans are on their feet after that one as Parker gets down and hooks the far leg!
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Parker gets up and shakes his head! Parker looks out at the fans who cheer for the action as he gets on top of Chemic and starts hitting him with big right hands on the mat!
Steve White: Parker taking control and gets the near fall on Chemic but Chemic stays alive! Parker frustrated after that one and now he’s on top of Chemic!
Chuck Thompson: Parker with intensity here tonight! He knows he has to impress in his debut!
The fans are going wild! Parker with a punch, then another then another! Chemic pushes Parker off of him and they both get up! Chemic is dazed and Parker runs a boot into his chest! Chemic stumbles back in pain as Parker comes off the ropes for a big move but Chemic hits him with a thumb to the eye on rebound! Parker holds his eye in pain and he’s vulnerable after that one! Chemic catches Parker as he turns around and pops him up then hits him with a pop up Samoan Drop! The mat shakes from the impact and the fans are on their feet! Chemic rolls Parker over then looks down at him. Chemic runs up and springs off of the ropes then runs over and hits Parker with a senton back splash! Chemic lies on Parker for the cover!
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Steve White: Chemic with a come back! Chemic with that thumb to the eye and Parker is dazed and now Parker flattened on the mat! Chemic with a big fight back here tonight in this great contest!
Chuck Thompson: Chemic gets a near fall as he tries to even this one out! Parker kicks out and this guy has a lot of heart!
The fans are fully behind this one now as they cheer at Parker’s kick out! Chemic gets up and grabs Parker’s hair and pulls him up as we can see the damaged eye of Parker from Chemic’s assault! Chemic raises Parker up and hits Parker with a sideslam in the corner with hard impact! Parker yells in pain and Chemic runs up to follow up but Parker holds the ropes and jumps up and Chemic runs into his boot! Parker then runs out and desperately hits Chemic with a swinging neckbreaker! The fans go wild after that one! Parker sits Chemic up and goes for the reverse chinlock again! Chemic struggles but Chemic stands up and hits Parker with a jawbreaker! Parker holds his chin and mouth against the ropes as he yells in pain! Chemic slowly gets up and Chemic runs up for the running STO! Parker ducks it and plants Chemic with a sideslam on the mat! Parker falls against the ropes exhausted and the fans are getting louder and louder!
Steve White: These two are putting on a huge contest here tonight but neither man has come away with the win yet as both look battered, bruised and tired! Chemic beating Parker there but Parker comes back and plants Chemic with that big slam on the mat and now Parker takes some time to rest!
Chuck Thompson: Parker needs to follow up while he’s got the chance! This is his chance to put Chemic away after that big slam!
Parker raises his arms and when Chemic gets up he goes for Evolve again but again Chemic counters and pushes Parker into the ropes! Parker bounces back and Chemic goes for a big boot but Parker ducks it and then goes for Evolve again! Again Chemic pushes Parker against the ropes and the fans go nuts! Parker bounces back and Chemic goes for his Napalm Green Mist but Parker ducks it and Chemic spits it into the air! Parker waits for it to pass then picks up Chemic and counters with a big Spinebuster! Parker gets big impact and Chemic is damaged as the fans are on their feet! Chemic tries to fight back up to his feet but as he does, Parker stalks him and picks up the groggy Chemic, hitting him with his Instinct - Inverted Brainbuster! Huge move! Parker gets it and the fans go WILD as Parker hooks the far leg!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… James Parker!
Steve White: What a great match! Amazing effort by these two men but James Parker comes away with the win after that big Instinct and he gets his first win in his first match! This guy has a big future here!
Chuck Thompson: Chemic couldn’t get it done and James Parker impresses in his first match here in EHWF!
James Parker celebrates in the ring and raises his arms out to the fans as his music plays. James’ music fades out as we see Chemic get back up and approach him. Chemic looks him up and down and James is apprehensive. James smirks at Chemic and goes to turn around but Chemic extends his hand for a hand shake.
Steve White: What’s this? Chemic with a show of respect to James Parker extending the hand but I don’t know if Parker will accept it!
James looks like he’s not going to accept it. He looks like he might turn away as he mouths some words. Chemic takes another step forward and looks up at James behind his mask and extends his hand further. James looks up at Chemic then shakes his hand. The two men shake hands in the centre of the ring as the fans cheer but Chemic suddenly looks up and sprays James in the fast with his Napalm Green Mist! James Parker get blinded and he falls on the mat, rolling around in pain as he holds his eyes!
Steve White: What!? What the heck just happened!? Chemic just spat that mist on James Parker after they shook hands! Chemic with a ruse and he just blinded Parker!
The mist is burning as we see the light smoke billowing off of James’ face and chest! James holds his eyes and yells out in pain. Chemic’s red glow behind his mask gets deeper and he picks James up, hitting him with Chemical Plant in the centre of the ring! The fans all boo Chemic as Chemic gets out and makes his way back up the ramp!
Steve White: Chemic couldn’t take the loss there and he instead takes out James Parker after the match! Parker is hurt after that mist to the eyes and the damn Chemical Plant!
We see a hurt James Parker roll over with bloodshot eyes as he holds his neck and eyes in pain on the mat! Parker seethes with anger as he tries to get to a knee. Chemic looks back at the hurt Parker from the stage as we fade out.
We come in backstage where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic in the Mayhem interview area.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, joining me right now is my guest… Kori Argentum!
We come into the interview area where Kori Argentum dressed in her orange ring gear steps into the cameras view.
Patricia Downs: Kori it’s good to see you here tonight. At the tim…
Kori Argentum: Patricia… Let me stop you there. If you noticed, for some strange reason I’m not fighting tonight here on Mayhem. If you also noticed, I had a match on Mass Murder on Monday and I won. So I’m quite confused as to why I don’t have a number one contenders match for a title here tonight.
Patricia Downs: You’re confused as to why you’re not in a number one contenders match?
Kori Argentum: Let me tell you something. I go way back in this company. I go back to Justin Taker’s time. Back to Scorpion’s time. To see all of these newbies and these less experienced people in EHWF now getting opportunities and calling themselves champions? Well it makes me sick…
Patricia looks a little confused as Kori gets aggressive.
Patricia Downs: So what exactly are you saying?
Kori Argentum: Zoe McDraven became out new Hardcore Champion last week. All I know Zoe McDraven for is choking when it counts. Zoe gets the opportunity to have a run as the EHWF Champion but she loses the EHWF Championship in her first defence and then she can’t win it back. Zoe gets the opportunity to win the Divine Championship but she gets defeated by Brianna Rissi twice! So what does she do - she goes back to what she knows and wins the VACANT Hardcore Championship by the skin of her teeth instead.
Patricia Downs: Well she is a former EHWF Champion and a hall of fame and besides this is the 4th time she’s held the Hardcore Championship making her the competitor with the most reigns in history…
Kori scoffs.
Kori Argentum: Whatever… I deserve a title shot in some capacity. I won my match on Monday Night Mass Murder. Forget Zoe McDraven, she’s not the only problem. Solomon Graham is the Jr Heavyweight Champion? After going back and forth with Cliff Maxwell for months the best we could do is Solomon Graham? To hold a prestigious title like that? Really!? Why aren’t I in a match either for the Jr Heavyweight Championship TONIGHT or AT LEAST a number one contenders match.
Patricia Downs tries to get a word in but she can’t.
Kori Argentum: Where’s my reward for being loyal to EHWF after all these years? Where my reward for putting on a great show and winning my match on Monday Night Mass Murder? Instead we’re subject to watching Solomon Graham vs. Zoe McDraven tonight when I could have easily been booked one on one against one of them for one of their titles…
Patricia Downs: So what do y…
Kori cuts her off once again, getting front and center.
Kori Argentum: Forget this. Forget Solomon Graham and Zoe McDraven. I’m going to put my time to good use here tonight and I’m going to go and see Fernandez Gomez…
Kori storms off the set leaving Patricia Downs confused and agitated as we cut back to the ring.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a tag team match and it is set for one fall!
"Regulate" by Warren G hits the announce speakers as booing is showered down upon two large African American males, Greg Davis and Da Monsta, as they hit the stage. Da Monsta glares out into the sea of attendees with a snarl that could kill while Greg Davis tosses up the 'West Coast' sign. The two side by side stroll down to the ring. Greg Davis leaps onto the apron and over the top rope while Da Monsta walks up the ring stairs and steps over the top rope. Both men, dressed in black gear stand there, middle of the ring, not saying a word as they take in the fans disgust for them.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Tha Monsta and Greg Davis… The Regulators!
It's Going Down by Linkin Park ft. The Executioners plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out first, ignoring the fans as he usually does, wearing a black and red stripy mask, black and red stripy trousers, black gloves and black boots and walks straight to the ring by stepping up the stairs and stepping over the top rope before Konrad Raab comes out moments later wearing blue and white trousers with a blue and white mask with black gloves and black boots and high fives the fans while walking to the ring and slides in the ring with Lord Raab. Lord Raab crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while Konrad goes on the turnbuckle and raises his hands to the fans as they have mixed cheers and boos for the pair of them with Konrad getting down from the ring and fist bumps Lord Raab as Konrad stands with the pair of them looking at the ramp for their opponents to come out.
Illa Isabella: And next their opponents… Konrad Raab and Lord Raab… The Brothers of Balance!
DING DING DING
The fans are on their feet for this tag team contest as Konrad comes up against Greg in the centre! They come in and lock up and Greg overpowers Konrad into the ropes! Greg gets an elbow in hard across the face of Konrad! Konrad pushes him off and starts to hit Greg with a boxing combo! Greg blocks the last swing and hits Konrad with a mean right hand! Greg whips Konrad into the corner hard! Greg goes to follow up but Konrad jumps up and Greg runs into the boot! Greg falls back and Konrad gets up on the middle ropes and leaps off hitting Greg with a flying axe handle! Greg is down and Konrad gets on top of him with a few hammerfists! Greg shoves Konrad off of him! Konrad ducks a swing from Greg then springs off of the middle then the top ropes and leaps off for a flying movie but Greg catches Konrad midair! Greg hits Konrad with a big reverse powerslam on the mat and the fans are going wild!
Steve White: The Regulators appeared last week at WAR where they helped Misty Vega and effectively acted as bodyguards for her. Tonight they’ll be looking to take a big scalp in the Bros. of Balance to rank in for the Tag Team Championships!
Chuck Thompson: Konrad and Greg taking it to each other right now but Greg Davis seems to be getting the upper hand!
Greg picks Konrad up and plants him with a big scoopslam in the centre of the ring! Greg looks over and Lord Raab and insults him as he turns over to Konrad and starts to stomp on him until the ref comes over and stops it. Greg slaps Konrad in the back of the heads and picks him up but Konrad slaps Greg away and then starts hitting Greg with quick left and right jabs that send the fans going wild! Greg falls back and Konrad with a boot to the gut! Konrad gets around Greg and wants Frozen Pin but Greg is too heavy! Greg pushes Konrad off of him! Konrad hits the ropes then runs up and hits Greg with a running shoulder block! Greg doesn’t go down! Konrad back off of the ropes and he goes for another running shoulder block! Greg takes it and holds his jaw but he doesn’t go down! Konrad comes off of the ropes for another but Greg takes Konrad down with a massive clothesline! Konrad is down and Greg is pissed off!
Steve White: Konrad seems to keep getting something in here and there but Greg Davis takes him down and now he’s pissed and wants to end this!
Chuck Thompson: The Regulators looking to make a big statement here tonight!
Greg picks Konrad up and knees him in the gut! Greg whips Konrad in the corner! Tha Monsta holds Konrad in the corner and Greg runs up and hits a big corner splash on Konrad! The fans are going wild as Greg tags in Tha Monsta! Tha Monsta comes in and Greg whips Konrad into him! Tha Monsta pops Konrad up and plants him with a massive Samoan Drop! The ring shakes at the impact and Konrad is coughing and squirming in pain after that one! Tha Monsta cover Konrad as the fans boo!
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Konrad barely kicks out and the fans cheer! Tha Monsta gets up and yells! Lord Raab tries to come in but the ref stops him! Tha Monsta yells at Lord Raab and berates him! Tha Monsta goes crazy and insults Lord Raab on the apron as he turns back and picks Konrad up! Tha Monsta points at Lord Raab before punching Konrad square in the head back down to the mat!
Steve White: Tha Monsta just so powerful there! Konrad barely surviving and they’re not letting Konrad get the tag out as The Regulators insult The Bros. here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: The Brothers of Balance couldn’t get the job done against Kill Team X last week and they’re gonna need to win here tonight and put in more effort if they want to accomplish their goals of becoming the tag team champs!
Tha Monsta picks up Konrad Raab and hits him with a powerslam! Tha Monsta goes back to insulting Lord Raab before picking up Konrad and head-butting him in the corner! Tha Monsta runs up to crush Konrad Raab but Konrad dives out of the way and Tha Monsta eats the corner hard! Konrad leaps up and tags in Lord Raab and the fans go NUTS! The tag is made! Lord Raab comes in and he can punch faster than Tha Monsta! Lord Raab with massive right hands! Another, another! Another and another! Lord Raab follows up with a big uppercut and Tha Monsta falls backwards into the ropes and Lord Raab catches him with a big boot to the head! Tha Monsta finally goes down and Lord Raab covers him!
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Tha Monsta presses Lord Raab off of him and the fans are going wild!
Steve White: Lord Raab with massive impact and offense there but Tha Monsta just so strong, kicking out at 2! The Regulators are really a terrifying team!
Chuck Thompson: You got that right and they’re impressing here tonight in their debut! Could they stake a claim to the Tag Team Championships here tonight?
Tha Monsta is up! He and Lord Raab trade blows and get into a fist fight but Tha Monsta pops Lord Raab up on his back and plummets him down with a big Samoan Drop! The fans are on their feet! Tha Monsta picks up Lord Raab and starts hissing him with big body blows! Lord Raab comes back with a big uppercut and it stuns Tha Monsta! Lord Raab gets up on the second ropes and leaps off with a flying lariat and catches Tha Monsta with a fist midair! Both big men are down and they shake the ring as the fans go wild! Tha Monsta is up but he gets a big boot from Lord Raab! Tha Monster falls on the ropes and Lord Raab runs up and clotheslines him over! Both men are too heavy and they spill over to the outside where they start to brawl again!
Steve White: We got beasts brawling now in this contest! Both men on the outside now! This one has been all over the place but we still need a winner here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: The Regulators impressive against the more experienced team here tonight!
Lord Raab and Tha Monsta brawl on the outside as the fans go wild! The ref starts the count! 1… 2… Greg Davis slides out of the ring and comes up behind Lord Raab with a cheap shot! 3… 4… Lord Raab gets beat up by The Regulators but Konrad Raab runs up and springs up on the top rope and leaps over to the outside crashing on everyone as the fans go WILD! 5… 6… Konrad gets up and tackles Greg down! Lord Raab gets but but Tha Monsta tackles him into the barricade! Konrad leaps on Tha Monsta’s back and he falls on top of Lord Raab! Greg Davis jumps on them! 7… 8… Lord Raab tries to fight out of it and he breaks free for the ring! Greg Davis sling tackles him down and the fans are on their feet! 9… Tha Monsta tries to get up but Konrad is on top of him with quick punches! 10! The ref calls it!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: As the result of a double count out… this contest is declared a no contest!
Steve White: It’s over and we got a double count out! A new rivalry is born here tonight between these two teams as we can’t get a clear cut winner!
Chuck Thompson: Konrad and Lord Raab just couldn’t get it done here tonight and now they’re gonna have to work twice as hard to get another shot at Kill Team X! Dammit!
The four men get up! Tha Monsta rams Lord Raab into the apron hard! Konrad hits Tha Monsta from behind but Greg Davis takes Konrad out with a big boot! The fans are all booing as Lord Raab and Konrad Raab get rolled back into the ring! The Regulators get back in the ring but we see Misty Vega come down the ramp and join The Regulators in the ring.
Steve White: What the heck?! Misty Vega is out here and she’s joining up with the team that helped her out last week as The Regulators are looking to continue the assault on The Bros. of Balance!
Chuck Thompson: The Regulators and Misty Vega appear to have formed an alliance and now she’s out here returning the favour!
Misty talks over with The Regulators as Konrad gets up! Misty hits Konrad with Mist Effect from behind and he goes down! Misty gestures to Greg and Greg tosses Konrad out of the ring! Lord Raab gets up! He tries to fight back as he hits Tha Monsta and Greg Davis and almost breaks out but Misty hits Lord Raab with Mist Effect from behind and Tha Monsta and Greg Davis start beating on him and stomping him out!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Konrad Raab taken out and now Lord Raab getting ambushed!
Chuck Thompson: The Regulators are definitely sending a message here tonight!
Tha Monsta and Greg Davis spring Lord Raab off and then lift him up and hit him with End of Regulation! Lord Raab takes a huge impact and Tha Monsta tosses him out of the ring as well! Misty Vega then comes over as The Regulators yell out and hype themselves up. Misty raises both of them arms in victory as the fans boo. We fade out from the scene to backstage.
We come in backstage where we see Cliff Maxwell in catering. Cliff watches what just happened on a monitor as he grabs a bottle of water from a table and goes to turn away. Just as he does, he’s stopped by Brandon Bash who has Ace Pena and Stephen Sebastian behind him.
Brandon Bash: Ah Cliff! I see you’re watching from the sidelines tonight. No match on Monday Night, no match tonight and you lost your title to Solomon Graham last week. Must be tough…
Brandon Bash smirks as Cliff Maxwell looks on with disgust.
Cliff Maxwell: And how about you guys? You’ve pissed off Joyride, Michael Rissi, The Rissi Family AND it looks like Wilmer Patacky has recruited a psychopath from his hospital bed to really make sure everyone is after you guys. How long do you think you guys really have?
Brandon Bash: How long do we have? I don’t know if you noticed but we hold 3 titles, including the world title here in OUR company… Wilmer Patacky is a shopping cart, restricted to a hospital bed for the next couple of months and whoever that was, I doubt we’ll be seeing him again… I think you’re just mad about what happened a couple of weeks ago when The CPO embarrassed you. You need to let it go and be a grown man.
Cliff Maxwell: Please. You guys are so old fashioned… You think you know how to control and dominate but all you know is how to ambush people and cause DQ’s. I could do such a better job at making you guys actually feared here.
Brandon Bash: We are feared asshole - we’re The CPO. When Ace here finally hands Michael his first loss tonight, you’ll be eating your words. Besides, someone like you could never be in a group with this amount of greatness!
Cliff Maxwell: Please. Pfft, like I’d ever want to be in your shitty faction… If you really think Ace here has a chance of defeating someone like Michael Rissi then clearly you all must be high. I could take Michael Rissi out if I wanted to. I could show you guys how to actually take someone high profile down but like I said, you’re old fashioned scrubs who have no chance.
Ace steps up but Brandon Bash calms him down as Cliff smirks at them.
Brandon Bash: Y’know Cliff. You might be a complete fucking asshole but you’re not so bad. At least you admit you’re a snaky motherfucker… but unfortunately, someone like you could never be in The Corporate Powers. Heh.
Brandon gestures to the others and they walk away. Cliff is left there, watching them leave as he looks indifferent.
Cliff Maxwell: …Like I’d ever want to be.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a champion vs. champion match and it’s set for one fall!
“Skeleton Key” plays over the PA system and we hear these words open the song...
"In another life, another place... there was a shadow without a face.
I could see... the survivors, were few...
Memories to which I cling, things I do and songs I sing...
They all... bring me back, to you..."
Then, after the intro ends and we hit the chorus, out from the curtain comes Solomon Graham, to nothing but cheers and applause. We see that Solomon has a roll of white hockey tape in his left hand, but soon he transfers the roll of tape to the other hand, before slowly raising it high in the air (to a massive pop, of course). He puts his hands on his hips before smirking and shaking his head in disbelief. After all he’s been through, all the grief and turmoil, and especially those devastating losses… the fans remain loyal to him. He then proceeds to take a strip of tape from the roll and wrap his right wrist up in tape.
After wrapping it in about five layers of tape, he then turns it diagonally and proceeds to also wrap his knuckles in tape as well, all the while slowly and methodically walking towards the ring. He then bites the tape in two, wrapping the strip still connected to the roll back on and wrapping the strip attached to him around the knuckle, before driving his right hand directly into his open left hand and walking to the ring, on the way stopping to play to the fans, letting them know that they are “ENTIRELY too quiet!!” before pumping them up.
Once we hear some noise from them, he yells once again: “C’MON, I CAN’T FUCKIN’ HEAR YA!!!!” at which point the roof blows off the place. He then climbs the ring steps onto the apron, before wiping his feet. He then steps into the ring, gets into his corner and stares across at his opponent.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… He is the Jr Heavyweight Champion… The Paragon of Pro Wrestling… Solomon Graham!
Soft pink lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Illa Isabella: And next his opponent… She is the Hardcore Champion… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and Zoe and Solomon bump fists before circling each other for a while. They come up close for the lock up but Zoe slides under Solomon’s legs. They come in close and Zoe starts snapping kicks into Solomon’s legs! He swings but she ducks then blasts a forearm across his face! Solomon pushes off of the ropes and come through with a lariat but Zoe ducks him and then springboards off of the ropes and drives an elbow into Solomon’s face! Solomon falls back and tries to catch his breath. Zoe somersaults around him and then jumps up and gets him in a headlock as the fans go wild!
Steve White: These two new champions are going head to head and they’re putting on one intense contest right now as some of the best go up against each other right now! Which champion will reign supreme here tonight!?
Chuck Thompson: Zoe McDraven taking the lead and controlling this match so far! Solomon having a hard time keeping up as Zoe pulls away in this one!
Solomon elbows Zoe in the side and breaks out then takes her down with a big lariat! Zoe is back up but again Solomon hits her with a big lariat! Zoe is back up but Solomon goes for one more! Zoe ducks it then dropkicks Solomon down to the mat! Solomon gets up and covers up for another but Zoe goes low and dropkicks Solomon’s thigh out! Zoe springs up to the middle then the top rope and flies off for a big flying kick! Solomon ducks it and Zoe hits the mat! Solomon grabs Zoe from behind and plants her with a big German Suplex! Zoe rolls around holding her neck but Solomon quickly follows up and runs a knee to the side of her head then quickly hooks both legs!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Solomon with the comeback and he takes Zoe down with some big moves there but only gets the near fall! Big kick out by Zoe there as she keeps this one alive! One person who would be watching this closely is Kori Argentum who had a lot to say about both of these competitors earlier tonight!
Chuck Thompson: That knee has done a number on Zoe and she’s gonna have to think quick to claw back some control in this one!
The fans are on their feet! Solomon whips Zoe into the corner and he follows her but Zoe leaps up to the top rope and flies off, hitting Solomon with a flying moonsault! They both get up and Zoe follows up with a big running bulldog! Solomon is down and Zoe springs off of the middle ropes for a lionsault but Solomon gets his knees up! Zoe lands on her feet from the air and grabs Solomon’s knees Zoe then leaps over and bridges across Solomon from the mat and covers him! The fans go wild as the ref slides down and counts!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: This one is amazing! The fans go wild as Zoe gets the control back and gets a near fall on Solomon! Zoe with speed and flight taking it to Solomon right now!
Chuck Thompson: Solomon is having a hard time keeping up again!
Solomon picks Zoe up and hits her with an open handed slap and she falls in the corner! Solomon starts striking her with corner knees as she yells in pain! Solomon backs off and runs up for a big corner move but Zoe dives out of the way and Solomon runs into the corner and hurts himself! Zoe runs up and counters with a big running corner knee! Zoe runs Solomon out of the corner and plants him with another bulldog! Zoe gets up but she’s exhausted and hurt! She lines Solomon up and goes for Kinetic Energy from behind! She has it half locked in but Solomon flips Zoe flat on the mat! Solomon dropkicks Zoe in the back! She’s up and Solomon wants The Grahamlock but Zoe picks out of it and snaps a side kick into his head! Solomon falls back and Zoe runs up but Solomon ducks her! She gets Solomon in a standing armbar! Solomon reverses it into a wristlock! Zoe reverses that into a hammerlock! Solomon twists out of it and goes for an arm drag but Zoe cartwheels out of it and comes off of the ropes! Solomon gets up but Zoe takes him out with a diving knee smash to his head and the fans go wild!
Steve White: Very fast paced and technical here tonight and the fans love it! Zoe able to get the upper hand there and smash Solomon in the damn face with those knees!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe trying to end this before with Kinetic Energy but she couldn’t get it! Solomon trying for the Grahamlock as well but no good! There is a lot on the line now!
Zoe pulls Solomon in for a DDT but he stands up and bombs Zoe into the corner hard! She tumbles out but right into a big boot! Zoe is down and Solomon is thinking Grahamlock once again but Zoe pushes through his legs and sends Solomon into the ropes! They come up close again but Zoe sidekicks Solomon in the face! Solomon is down and the fans are on their feet! Zoe spins around and calls out to the fans as she lines Solomon up! Solomon gets up and she goes for Kinetic Energy! Solomon shoves Zoe off of him and tries for Grahamlock again! Zoe picks out of it and goes to counter with Shockwave! Solomon ducks it and catches Zoe and counters with his Shattered Neck Brilliance - Leaping Piledriver! Zoe takes it hard and Solomon hooks both of her legs as the fans go NUTS!
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3!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Solomon Graham!
Steve White: Solomon does it! What a big win for Graham here tonight! The Jr Heavyweight Champion is on a RUSH of momentum now! A great match!
Chuck Thompson: They gave it their all and put on a great contest but Solomon got the job done and further proves why he’s moving up here in EHWF!
Kori Argentum comes out on the stage and looks out at Solomon and Zoe in the ring. The fans are cheering and Solomon stops celebrating as Kori looks down and smirks at him. Kori shakes her head and leaves as Solomon’s music plays. He turns back to the crowd as we fade in backstage.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a tag team match and it’s set for one fall!
”Evacuate the dance floor" hits the arena as Misty runs out to the stage bouncing from side to side. Misty is smiling at her adoring fans and she smiles and waves to the crowd and proceeds down the ramp slapping and shaking the fans hands ramp side along the way. Misty runs around the ring slapping fans hands before sliding into the ring and leans against the ropes once more waving to her audience.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Misty Vega
The lights fade out, as a maniacal laugh from Alexandria can be heard right before "No World for Tomorrow" by Coheed & Cambria begins to blare throughout the arena. The lights come back in with a teal hue, as the crowd erupts with boos. Alexandria Kendrick steps out onto the stage, staring down at the ring, refusing to break her focus. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. She wore black compression shorts that ended just below her knees with a teal grim reaper design on the left leg while "Kendrick" in teal font went down her right leg. On her upper torso she wore a similar compression style women's tanktop that clung tightly to her body, to the delight of many in the crowd. Strapped around her waist is her EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championship, with her gloves seen stuffed in between her body and the belt on the left side of her waist. Alexandria reaches down and pulls her gloves free before pulling each glove over both of her hands. They seemed to also have a teal grim reaper design on each glove. She makes sure her fingers are in tight before pulling the velcro over, tightening the gloves around her wrist before popping her knuckles. She makes her way down the ramp, shaking her wrists and limbering up as she does so. She slides into the ring underneath the bottom rope, quickly pushing herself up to her feet like a jump, showing off some of her strength. Alex would stand in the middle of the ring, reaching back and unstrapping the Mixed Tag Team Championship from around her waist. She would then suddenly jump forward, placing her right foot on the bottom rope and catching her left foot onto the middle rope while grabbing a hold of the top rope with her left hand. Alex then raises the Mixed Tag Team Championship in her right hand up into the air. "No World for Tomorrow" would slowly begin to fade out. Alex would hop off of the ropes and back into the corner, waiting for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her partner… Accompanied by Stephen Sebastian… One half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Alexandria Kendrick!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
Illa Isabella: And now… Their opponents… First… Joanna Rissi
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES!
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm rips through the P.A. system and the ARENA NAME is bathed in arterial red lighting. As the fans rise to their feet and jeer, a thick fog envelopes the entrance stage and enhances the foreboding atmosphere. When Lzzy Hale's throaty and powerful vocals continue over harsh guitars, the Goddess of War herself steps out through the curtain and into the ominous mise-en-scène of the stage. ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red and blue violet laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of hipsters with arterial red and blue violet trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting and blue violet laces hanging untied from either side. Wrapped around her waist, she wields the World Tag Team Championship. Once she reaches the end of the stage before it becomes the entrance ramp and angles downward toward the ringside area, Somnia allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the arena to the other. She tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in resent before bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at the ring, and her intended prey inside of it, ahead.
Soon enough, Somnia embarks down the ramp, her hips swaying almost gingerly as she struts with arrogance and purpose. Before she reaches halfway down the ramp, the lighting in the arena shifts to a flickering, vibrant white. When she reaches ringside, Somnia hops up and down on her toes in front of the steel stairs before hastening up each step with purpose. From here, she saunters halfway across the apron while wiping the bottom of her boots on it and turns to look out upon the capacity crowd once more. Wearing a sinister smirk, Miss Malicious suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner and hops up to sit on the top turnbuckle, swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring as if the top turnbuckle were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She bares her teeth to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high into the air. After this, the Goddess of War slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and then hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then stretches out, limbering up as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim and awaits the bell.
Illa Isabella: And next her partner tonight… Being accompanied by Sara Daniels… She is one half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and Ana is going to start things off with Alexandria as the fans are going NUTS! They circle for a while and they come in close to lock up but Alexandria side steps Ana! She gets around her but Ana shoves her away! They come in to die up but Alexandria hits Ana with a knee that has no effect! Ana hugs Alexandria and plants her with a belly to belly suplex! The fans are on their feet as Ana yanks Alexandria up and hoists her up on her back! Alexandria rakes Ana’s face and gets off of her back! Alexandria snaps a kick into the side of Ana’s head! Ana boots Alexandria and hits her with a flurry of punches! Alexandria backs off! Ana comes forward but Alexandria thumbs Ana in the eye and snaps some kicks into her legs! Ana blasts Alexandria in the face with an elbow and Alexandria gets tossed to the mat! Ana tries to lock her in some sort of hold but Stephen reaches in the ring and pries her out of Ana’s grasp and helps Alexandria out to the corner where she tags in Misty Vega!
Steve White: Ana and Alexandria going head to head! Alexandria able to throw a spanner in the works for Ana as she goes stealth and gets some shots in but Stephen helping Alexandria there and helping her escape to Misty with a tag!
Chuck Thompson: Stephen could be the difference here tonight!
Ana and Sara both berate Stephen Sebastian and the ref! Misty comes in and ties up with Ana! Misty elbows Ana in the head! Ana hits Misty with a Sambo Leg Throw! Misty is down not he mat and Ana starts hitting her with hammerfists! Misty gets up but she’s struggling as she dives over and tags Alexandria back into the mat! Alexandria gets up on the top rope and leaps off, hitting Ana with a massive flying spinning elbow to the head! Ana is down! Alexandria picks her up and wants The Perfect Shot but Ana lifts Alexandria up and plants her with a Bridging Back Suplex! Ana keeps on top of her and covers Alexandria!
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ROPE BREAK!
Stephen Sebastian puts Alexandria’s leg on the bottom ropes! The ref breaks it and Sara and Ana are both pissed off as they argue with the ref and point out at Stephen and berate him.
Steve White: Misty not lasting long with Ana! Stephen again having influence in this match as he save Alexaandria once more!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria doing a great job there and almost hitting The Perfect Shot but Ana just too strong off of that one!
Ana goes to picks Alexandria up but Alexandria rakes her face and stomps her boot then dropkicks Ana to the mat! Alexandria wants a tag out but Misty doesn’t want to fight Ana again and says Alexandria is doing good. Alexandria is pissed off. She gets back to Ana and knees her in the face then knees her again then again then again! Alexandria goes for her spinning back fist but Ana ducks it! Stephen gets up on the apron! Ana runs up and swings but he drops off! Ana turns back right into a spinning heel kick from Alexandria! Alexandria tries for The Perfect Shot again but Ana hits Alexandria with a Northern Lights Suplex! Ana gets up but it looks like Alexandria raked the eyes on the way down! Alexandria is down in pain and Ana’s left eye is damaged! Ana goes to nurse her eye in the corner as she tags in Joanna!
Steve White: Ana tossing Alexandria around but Alexandria is so crafty, she keeps finding ways to stay alive and do damage!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna Rissi gets the tag! Joanna beat Misty last week but she still got ambushed and attacked by The Regulators - no doubt Joanna still wants revenge on her arch rival tonight!
Joanna comes into the ring as Alexandria tags in Misty Vega and the fans go NUTS! Joanna ducks a clothesline from Misty! Misty turns around right into Joanna’s Heavenly Light - running wheelbarrow bulldog! Misty gets up, holding her jaw and neck! Joanna comes off of the ropes as Misty is on her knees and she takes her out with a running knee to the head! The fans are all on their feet! Stephen and Alexandria shout at Misty! Misty gets Joanna’s legs dropped on her and Misty is damaged as Joanna wants to end hits! Joanna lines Misty up and goes for Celestial Shot but Misty ducks it and plants Joanna with a big belly to belly suplex! Joanna is back up and Misty hits her with another belly to belly!
Steve White: Joanna with an incredible onslaught of offense right there but Misty has slowed things down and now she’s taking it to Joanna as these two beat the living crap out of each other!
Chuck Thompson: Damn all these women are fine, Steve!
Joanna is up and Misty gets her in a full nelson and lifts the much smaller Joanna in the hold as she struggles in pain! Joanna drops down and hits Misty with a jawbreaker! Joanna rolls over in pain, holding her back as Ana Somnia tags herself back into the match! Misty gets up and looks at Ana as Misty holds her hands out but Ana rips her up onto her back and slings Misty off down to the mat with impact! The fans are going nuts! Ana punts Misty in the ribs while she’s down there! Misty rolls around coughing and in pain as she comes over to tag in Alexandria but Alexandria drops off of the apron and leaves up the ramp with Stephen Sebastian! The fans are booing as Alexandria doesn’t want to fight Ana again. Ana looks out at them leaving while the fans continue to boo.
Steve White: W-What?! What the heck!? Alexandria is leaving! She’s taking Stephen and she’s leaving this match and leaving Misty Vega high and dry! I can’t believe this right now!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria didn’t want to get back in the ring with Ana again and she’s cracked it! Now she’s leaving with Stephen and Misty is in real trouble here tonight!
Alexandria and Stephen are gone. Ana turns back to Misty and she beats her with a big MMA combo of punches and elbows! Misty is busted as Ana boots her in the midsection and plants her with the Zver' Bomb! The fans go nuts as Misty is on the mat holding her neck and head! Misty tries to struggle up but Ana helps her up and gets her in her Wanderlust rear naked choke from behind! Misty yells and thrashes around and struggles! Joanna enjoys watching Misty struggle! Ana takes her down to the mat and wrenches the hold back as Misty start to tap out wildly!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners via submission… Joanna Rissi and Ana Somina!
Steve White: It’s over dammit! It’s done! Joanna and Ana win after Ana makes Misty Vega tap out, much to the delight of Joanna Rissi watching from the apron!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria wanting no part of this and leaving to tend to better things. Misty Vega left to the wolves and she taps out to Ana Somina! Great match!
Misty rolls out in pain after Ana was forced to let her go by the ref. Ana and Sara celebrate in the ring with their titles. Both Ana and Sara stop and stare across from Joanna who gives a quick smirk. Joanna rolls out of the ring and Ana looks out at her as she backs up the ramp with a smile. Ana and Sara go back to celebrating in the ring to her music as we cut to backstage.
We come into a small loading area just aside from one of the production areas backstage. As we pan across to the side of one of the production trucks, we come in to see Michael Rissi, dressed in his wrestling pants and boots. Michael has one of the large steel stage girders in his grasp as he shows off his strength, training before his match as he hoists the massive weight up and down. Michael has his head off to the side as he watches his wife’s win on a small monitor.
Brianna Rissi: Joanna won. A good win as well. She’s still not finished with Misty it seems.
Michael lets out a grunt as he keeps going. Brianna appears off the side dressed in street clothes with her Divine Championship belt on her shoulder.
Michael Rissi: As long as that stupid bitch didn’t bring The Regulators down there again, that’s all I care about. I swear this place is getting seedier every damn day we’re here…
Brianna Rissi: You can say that again…
Michael Rissi: Black Man and Brandon Bash and The Corporate Powers. Fernandez Gomez running things still. Misty Vega and her two bit bodyguards. Sah’ta Thor and his Twilight cosplay still after my ass after all these years… People ending up in hospital after random ambushes on live TV… Certainly doesn’t seem like things are getting easier here.
Brianna Rissi: Well… You got your match up next. At least you get to be locked in a cage with some of the guys from these factions.
Michael hoists the staging girder up and tosses it into a skip behind them. He turns back towards Brianna and gets ready to go.
Michael Rissi: And I’ll be sure to beat the crap out of everyone in this match up next… Especially Emilio Gonzalos, Sah’ta Thor and Ace Pena. This shit goes a lot deeper then we think. Brandon Bash and The CPO know that they can’t thrive with any Rissi’s around so they’re gonna target us just like they did to Wilmer… You and Wilmer are closer than ever - who was that last week that was in his hospital room and ruined Brandon Bash’s plans…
Brianna Rissi: Your guess is a good as mine… When I was at the hospital before, Wilmer wasn’t really elaborating much on anything. He doesn’t like to talk about Bash or Alexandria.
Michael Rissi: Well, whatever’s happening, I’ll be sure to send a message up next… Wish me luck.
Michael walks off and out of the frame as we pan over to Brianna watching on. We cut back to the ring for the next match of the night.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest of the night is a Mayhem Park Elimination Match!
Mr Katz comes out to "Dream On" - Aerosmith, he enters the ring under the bottom ropes and proceeds to roll around before getting on the top turnbuckle and waving to the fans.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Mr. Katz
Big Motherfucker's music hits and the fans get up and start making some noise. Big Motherfucker comes out and looks either side of the stage first before making their way down the ramp and to the ring. They get up the steel steps and look out at the fans before they get into the ring and raise their arms while they wait for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And next… Big Motherfucker!
The terrifying sounds of Emilio Gonzalo's music hits as the lights go dim. Red lighting lights up the arena as the fans boo. Fiery pyro hits the stage as Emilio comes out of the shadows dressed in a black tank top and black pants. He yells out at the fans in a rage as he comes down the ramp, yelling and taunting the fans while his anger grows. Emilio gets up the stairs and walks on the apron, looking out at the crowd in pure disgust before stepping out over the ropes and getting inside the ring where he makes his way into the center of the ring and raises his arms.
Illa Isabella: And making their way to the ring… Emilio Gonzalos!
The PA System hits with the opening of OTW as the fans all pick up in the stands and begin to cheer. As the lighting darkens and styles and the smoke goes off, Ace Pena emerges onto the stage and looks out at all of the cheering and screaming fans! He holds his arms out before taking his sunglasses off and with a smile, makes his way down the ramp. He high fives some of the fans cheering for him in the crowd before sprinting down the remainder of the ramp and sliding into the ring. He looks out at the fans, getting up onto the turnbuckle, raising his arms and celebrating his arrival as he gets off of the ropes and makes his way into the middle of the ring, stretching and loosening up.
Illa Isabella: And next… He is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Ace Pena
"Turn Down for What" - DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp He starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he looks at his foe for the night with a look that promises impending. After a moment he pulls off his shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Illa Isabella: And next up… Sah’ta Thor!
Headlines hits the PA System as the lights go a dim blue. The entrance stage is covered in strobe lights, lasers and smoke. As the ominous smoke billows before the vocals of the song we see the big shadow of Michael Rissi appear at the entrance as the fans get on their feet! The Song kicks in and Rissi appears on stage as the fans go BERSERK! The lights kick up and sparks and pyro flies as Rissi in blue and gold wrestling bottoms and a leather jacket appears on the ramp! He sprints down and slaps the screaming fans hands as he slides in the ring! He rips his jacket off and tosses it far into the crowd as women start to fight over it! The fans are going nuts as Rissi gets to a turnbuckle and raises his arms, waiting for the bell to ring!
Illa Isabella: And finally tonight… Michael Rissi!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and it looks like Michael Rissi is starting this one with Sah’ta Thor. The other 4 sides of the cell are separated and house the other 4 competitors as they smack the chainlink cage and shout at Rissi and Thor from the outside! Rissi jumps up and down and gets ready to fight while Thor looks apprehensive and fearful. They go to come in close to start the match but Michael levels Thor with a huge clothesline that sends him flipping in the air! Thor struggles to his feet and rolls out to the metal floor outside! Thor gets back in the ring when Michael follows and tries to avoid him! Thor gets back on the outside but Michael runs up and gets in front of him then lifts Thor on his back and tosses him against the cell wall! Thor stumbles up in pain but Michael smacks Thor’s head off of the cell wall again and again and again! Michael drops Thor in a mess on the metal floor as he turns his attention to Emilio on the outside who is shouting abuse at him. Michael and Emilio start to get into it!
Steve White: Well, you know that Michael Rissi has pissed off Fernandez Gomez, Brandon Bash and Sah’ta Thor. Michael Rissi is in this intense Mayhem Park Match with a bunch of his enemies and he just happens to go first! This is blatant bullshit!
Chuck Thompson: It’s no secret that Michael Rissi has pissed off Bash and Gomez and is public enemy right now but he’s in there one on one with Sah’ta Thor who is getting the shit beaten out of him right now! Michael Rissi is no scrub, he won’t be easy for ANY of these men to defeat!
Steve White: And there’s the counter! Who is it now? It’s… BIG MOTHERFUCKER!
The door opens and Big Motherfucker walks in! Michael goes to pick up Thor but he was distracted by Emilio and Thor grabbed a metal bar tray off of the wall! Thor smacks Michael in the head with it! Michael stumbles back and Thor hits him again with it! Thor tosses the bent tray aside and swings at Michael but Michael ducks it! Michael and Thor turn around and Big Motherfucker takes them both out with a double clothesline right on the metal! The fans are going wild! Big Motherfucker picks up Michael and hits him with a mean knee! Big Motherfucker goes for another then another! Michael picks up Big Motherfucker and Motherfucker is shocked as Michael dumps the much bigger man on his head! Michael gets up but Thor comes up from behind and smashes a kendo stick over his back! The fans are going wild! Michael turns around and Thor backs up as he puts his hands out! Michael hoists Thor up on his back and hits him with a massive Rissi Slam on the metal floor as the fans go NUTS!
Steve White: Michael Rissi beasting his way through Thor and Motherfucker right now! Michael Rissi definitely has a massive task ahead of him because Emilio and Ace are still yet to come into this match!
Chuck Thompson: The counter is gonna start again and who’s it gonna be?! Literally no one in this match likes Michael Rissi! Gomez set this up perfectly!
Steve White: And there’s the counter! Who is it now? It’s… MR. KATZ!
Mr. Katz comes in but he’s nervous and apprehensive as he back off around the ring. Thor runs up and knees Katz in the gut as he tries to build momentum! They start trading blows but Katz rakes Thor in the face! Katz starts booting Thor in the side but Thor tosses Mr. Katz into the cell wall! Big Motherfucker gets a steel chair from the cell wall and swings it at Michael but Michael ducks it and springs up to the cell wall! Michael climbs the cell wall then moonsaults off of it and lands on Motherfucker! The fans go WILD! Thor comes behind Michael and smacks him in the back with a steel chair! Thor hits him again and again! Thor then drops it and gets Michael in a headlock as he targets the injured neck! Michael thrashes around and gets the much smaller Thor up as he slams him agains the cell wall! Mr. Katz doesn’t let Michael have a second as he rakes Michael’s back then licks his paws! Mr. Katz hits Michael with a Katz Elbow to the side of the head! Michael can’t get a second to breath here! Mr. Katz goes for Spearmint but he runs into Michael and comes off second best! Mr. Katz holds his head but he gets a powerbomb right on the metal floor for his troubles!
Steve White: It’s no secret that Michael Rissi and Mr. Katz have had their fair share of problems in the past but this idiot just got powerbombed right on the damn metal floor there!!
Chuck Thompson: That was brutal as the ring and cell really starts to fill up now!
Steve White: And there’s the counter! Who is it now? It’s… ACE PENA!
Ace runs in and quickly jumps a kick into the back of Michael Rissi! Big Motherfucker jumps on Michael and they start to brawl again! Ace Pena looks around as Thor puts his hands out and starts reasoning with Ace. Ace looks up and see’s Mr. Katz stirring to his feet! Ace gets his boot ready and runs Phantasm right into Mr. Katz’s face! Mr. Katz is down after that huge running boot and Ace hooks both of the legs as the fans go wild!
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Illa Isabella: Mr. Katz has been eliminated!
Steve White: Ace Pena comes in and targets The CPO’s enemy in Michael Rissi but he also builds momentum as he takes out Mr. Katz and covers him there! Big first elimination by Ace Pena as this one heats up!
Chuck Thompson: Michael Rissi is hurt and bleeding now as they gang up on him. He could really suffer his first loss here tonight!
Big Motherfucker starts hitting Michael Rissi with big body shots as he uses his size to batter and bruise him. Michael and Thor are bleeding pretty badly! Ace Pena takes a kendo stick off of the cell wall and snaps it over Michael’s back but Big Motherfucker wants the glory for taking out Michael so he hits Ace with a big chokeslam on the metal floor! Thor comes up behind Motherfucker and low blows him with a kick to the balls! Big Motherfucker goes down and Thor DDTs him on the metal floor! Thor turns around and Michael presses him overhead! Michael tosses Thor in the air and against the cell wall! Thor falls in a bloody mess on the floor as the counter starts again!
Steve White: This is a BRUTAL match! The carnage and the pain! Thor felt that one hard! Michael Rissi is beaten, bruised and blood but he’s refusing to go down! He wants to take out Ace Pena more than anything!!
Chuck Thompson: The counter is on and Emilio is set to come in and attack! The big man is fresh and he could win it!
Emilio rushes in and takes Ace out with a running gut! Ace goes flying and hits the damn cell wall! Big Motherfucker hits Michael with a big right hand! Michael stumbles into Emilio who takes him out with a swinging gut and sends him flying. Emilio and Big Motherfucker aren’t fond of each other. They stare across from each other as the fans cheer! They start to trade big blows! The big men beat the crap out of each other until Emilio grabs Big Motherfucker and plants him with Supreme Slam right on the metal! Ace Pena grabs a table off of the wall and sets it up! Ace grabs Michael by the hair and picks him up but Michael gets Ace up on his back and plants Ace with a Rissi Slam out of nowhere back into the ring! The fans are on their feet! Thor comes behind Michael and smacks him in the back with his Thor Staff! Thor hits Michael with it again and again! He goes for another but Michael grabs it and snaps it in half with amazing strength! Thor is shocked as Michael picks him up and pops him in the air and falls Thor into a double knee facebuster! The fans go wild as Michael hits Hazard Dawn and covers Thor!
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Illa Isabella: Sah’ta Thor has been eliminated!
Steve White: Thor is gone! Michael destroys Thor! These two old arch enemies still going at it after all this time and Michael pins Thor yet AGAIN! Now we have 4 men left!
Chuck Thompson: Two monsters remain and Ace Pena who no doubt has instructions from his mentor Brandon Bash to take out Michael Rissi tonight!
Big Motherfucker hits Emilio in the face with a big punch that busts him open! Motherfucker sends Emilio into the cell wall and damages the chainlink structure with all his weight Big Motherfucker then takes Emilio down with a big boot to the head! Motherfucker turns around but Michael hoists him up on his back and plants him with Rissi Slam! Michael goes to cover but his neck plays up on him! Ace runs up and knees Michael in the head! Ace then climbs up on the cell wall and springs off with a big corkscrew splash on Big Motherfucker as he takes the cover!
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Illa Isabella: Big Motherfucker has been eliminated!
Steve White: Ace Pena takes out Big Motherfucker after Rissi just crushed him! Ace sending a message to Rissi now and this would MAKE Ace’s career if he could beat Michael Rissi and win this entire thing here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: 3 men remain!
Michael and Ace get up but Emilio crushes them against the cell wall! Ace stirs to his feet and Emilio tosses him across the area on the metal floor! Emilio grabs Michael and hits him with a body shot! Michael roars and hoists Emilio up and plants him through the set up table! The fans go nuts! Emilio is in pain in the debris but after a moment passes, Michael yanks Emilio up and presses him up, hitting him with an overhead slam on the steel! Emilio is down and the fans are in shock! The fans go wild as Michael covers!
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Illa Isabella: Emilio Gonzalos has been eliminated!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! The power and strength of Michael Rissi as he takes out one more rival! Emilio Gonzalos manhandled by the power of Michael Rissi there! That was huge!
Chuck Thompson: Michael Rissi is gonna do it! This guy is the real deal! Ace Pena remains!
Michael is up but he’s hurt and tired! He wipes blood from his face but Ace swings a kick into the side of his head! Michael hits Ace in the face! Ace swings but Michael blocks some shots from him! Michael punches Ace in the gut then Ace springs off of the cell wall with a flying kick! Michael ducks it! Ace goes for Phantasm! Michael grabs his boot then sends him flipping in the air! Ace lands on his feet! Michael with a Superman Punch but Ace barrel rolls out of the way! Ace springs off of the ropes for a springboard move but Michael catches him and plants him on the metal floor with a big slam! Ace stumbles around and Michael cracks him with a Superkick! Ace is down and Michael covers!
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Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… Michael Rissi!
Steve White: He did it! He did it dammit! With the deck stacked Michael Rissi overcomes the odds and wins this one! This was a damn ruse against Michael tonight but he overcame it and he also did what this contest was set up for and he impressed dammit!
Chuck Thompson: Michael Rissi is a freaking beast and if you’re Thor, Gomez, Bash or any of those factions, you’re pissed off tonight!
The fans are going wild as Michael gets up, blood and bruised but raising his arms as he roars in victory! Suddenly behind Michael Rissi, the metal floor opens up and we see Cliff Maxwell crawl out of it! Cliff has a baseball bat with him and the fans all switch to booing.
Steve White: What the heck!? Is that Cliff Maxwell!? What the fuck is he doing here?
The match is over but Cliff hits Michael in the back of the head with the bat! Cliff sees he doesn’t go down so he hits Michael in the back with it then hits him again! Michael turns around and Cliff is shocked that Michael isn’t going down! Cliff backs up and swings once more but Michael grabs the bat and tosses it away! Michael is pissed off and he goes to grab Cliff but Cliff takes an aerosol can out of his back pocket and sprays Michael in the eyes with it! Michael is blinded and he’s hurt! He yells out in pain and the fans are booing!
Steve White: Cliff Maxwell is assaulting Michael Rissi after this brutal match! Why? Does is have something to do with his exchange with Brandon Bash earlier in the night?! Michael just got smacked with that bat and now blinded with that spray!
Michael is damaged! Cliff smirks as he puts his brass knuckles on and hits Michael in the side of the head with Power Punch! Michael hits the cage door! Cliff is pissed off as he still won’t go down! Cliff punches Michael in the head with his brass knuckle assisted Power Punch once more and Michael goes through the door to the outside, crashing down to the floor! The fans boo as Cliff quickly makes an escape out the back!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! A damn ambush! A damn mugging!
Michael is hurt on the outside floor as Cliff Maxwell makes his escape, smirking and laughing while the fans boo. We fade out to a promo for the Divine World Seriies.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This main event contest is set for one fall!
Joyride by Tinashe starts to play on the PA system and makes way for the entrance of Nina Chanel. The fans cheer as Nina Chanel comes out in the smoke and lights and does a sexy pose on the stage. Nina comes down the ramp and points at some fans then runs down the ramp and gets into the ring. Nina gets to the corner and raises her arms then waits for the match to finally begin.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Being Accompanied by Thea Nefeli… Nina Chanel!
"Rollin" hit the PA as the fans stand to their feet for The Legend Black Man. Black Man storms out onto the stage with his two fists held high in the air clinched and raised towards the rafters. Black Man runs from side to the side a top the stage and gets the fans to their feet whether they boo or cheer his name. Black Man finally bounces in place center stage before walking down the ramp to the ring shaking his shoulders and head with every step. The intense stare from his glare is piercing as he reaches the ring and jumps onto the apron with pyro exploding behind him from the top of the stage area. After getting into the ring, Black Man heads to all four turnbuckles and stands with both fists once again raised in the air towards the fans.
Illa Isabella: And next her opponent… Being Accompanied by Brandon Bash… He is the EHWF World Champion… The Legendary… Black Man!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and Black Man shows his arrogance. Black Man talks trash and circles around with Nina as they come to lock up! Nina slips through his legs then starts striking at the back of his knees with quick kicks! Black Man spins around and swings! An angry Nina ducks it and knees Black Man in the gut! Black Man is much bigger and takes it! Nina bounces off of the ropes and Black Man levels Nina with a massive clothesline! Black Man is pissed! He stomps out Nina viciously on the mat before the ref breaks it up! Black Man sends Nina into the turnbuckle and she takes the hit hard! Black Man runs up but Nina jumps both boots into his face! Black Man rages and lunches at her but she dives out of the way and Black Man hits the turnbuckle hard!
Steve White: Nina looking to get some revenge here for what they tried to do to Thea last week at WAR! Black Man trying to bash Nina here but Nina staying alive and showing heart and determination!
Chuck Thompson: Nina has had a good time here in EHWF but hasn’t been AS successful! Thea is the better and stronger competitor out of the two Joyride babes so Nina has her work in front of her against the champion here tonight!
Black Man gets a dropkick to the chest! Nina wants to follow up but he knees her in the side! Black Man whips Nina into the ropes and then bends down for a body drop! Nina bounces back and kicks him square in the damn head! Black Man stumbles back and Nina goes to bounce off of the ropes again but Brandon Bash reaches in and trips her up! This leads to Black Man hitting Nina with a big STO! Nina gets crushed on the mat and the fans boo! Thea gets up and argues with Bash and the ref! Ref gets up and argues back! The ref is distracted by Bash and Black Man stands on Nina’s hair and pulls her up as she screams in pain! The fans all boo and Thea wildly tries to get the refs attention but as he turns around, Black Man stops it!
Steve White: Blatant dirty tactics here tonight against Nina! Thea came damn close but suffered the same fate of Bash’s interference and then an ambush after the match!
Chuck Thompson: Nina taking on some damage there but I’m impressed she’s still fighting after taking those heavy shots and the rest of this punishment. Maybe I should go to her locker room after this and give her a massage to make her feel better!
Black Man tosses Nina in the corner and starts hitting her with big corner stomps! The ref tells Black Man to cut it out! Nina stumbles out and Black Man boots her in the midsection! He goes for a scissor kick but Nina pushes him away and hits him with a springboard kick to the back of the head! Black Man stumbles over! Nina then springs on the middle then the top ropes and leaps off, hitting Black Man with a springboard dropkick, taking him down to the mat! Brandon Bash yells out and gets up on the apron! Thea runs up and grabs his leg and pulls him down! Bash shoves Thea and she falls over the steel steps but rolls back on her feet! Thea runs up and jumps on the steel steps then dives on Bash! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Thea just took out Bash there! Does Nina really have a shot here now!? Black Man is down and Nina could follow up here!
Chuck Thompson: Bash down! Thea with her injured leg and all just landed on him flying from the steel steps!
Nina with a rolling thunder lands on Black Man as she wants to follow up! Nina gets up, pretty battered but determined! Nina looks around and spits out some blood from her busted lip! Black Man gets up and goes for Black Boot! Nina ducks it and snaps a kick into his legs! Nina comes off of the ropes but Black Man thumbs her in the eye! Nina falls back! Black Man hits Nina with Black Boot off of the thumb to the eye and she falls in the corner! Black Man lines Nina up as she stumbles out and he goes for BMF but with all her might, Nina shoves Black Man into the ropes! He comes back and Nina boots him in the gut then goes for Designer DDT! As she kicks it, Black Man steps out of her grasp and turns her around then hits her with Black Stunn! The fans boo as Black Man cover her!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… The EHWF World Champion… The Legendary… Black Man!
Steve White: Well I saw that coming! Nina giving her all but her lack of experience along with Brandon Bash and Black Man’s blatant dirty fighting left her with very little chance!
Chuck Thompson: The CPO still reigning supreme in the main event. Nina unable to get one back for Joyride here tonight…
Brandon Bash signals to the entrance as he gets a mic and get in the ring! Black Man stomps on Nina but Thea pulls her out! Alexandria and Stephen come down to the ring and Brandon directs them.
Brandon Bash: Don’t let these two bitches get out of here alive. Everyone wants to question The CPO - well lets send a message by putting these two in the hospital beds next to Wilmer Patacky tonight!
Thea and Nina are both hurt as Alexandria and Stephen surround them outside the ring! Brandon Bash and Black Man laugh.
Black Man: Yeah an… …
Black Man’s mic stops working. Bash goes to say something but his mic cuts out as well! Everyone looks confused as static is heard.
Steve White: What the heck is going on now?!
As Brandon Bash attempts to speak again, the arenas sound system screeches with static and feed back. Brandon angrily smacks his microphone and attempts to speak again to no avail. Black Man shouts and screams for another mike as lights across the arena flicker and fade as the screens hanging from rafters and above the entrance ramp are engulfed by static. A face slowly comes into view. But only just enough to see a man in a suit wearing a mask with pitch black eyes and nothing more. The CPO begin to scream and shout instructions to the arena crew. This ends when the masked man on the screen begins to laugh. His chuckle is deep, raspy and weirdly modulated.
Egar: What an utter descent into the deep end of insanity. Good thing I can swim. I cannot say the same for those weak few in the ring. Too long has this charade gone on. Too long has this grotesque and boring joke, graced the screens of wrestling and entertainment. What was dead must stay dead. The CPO will be pulled from the earth. ROOT AND STEM! No memory nor blood shall remain. The picture and words about you that have tormented the world will BURN! A coffin awaits you all. I am your boogyman, angel of death and grim reaper. You will feel my RAGE down to your atoms!
Steve White: Who the heck is this Egar guy!? What is this?!
This gives time for Joyride to escape through the crowd. Bash, Black Man, Alexandria and Stephen look confused. The static blips out and the lights come back on across the arena. The CPO are standing confused in the ring when they notice Wilmer Patacky standing on the stage with a maniacal grin across his face. He holds a microphone with both hands. His body shaking as he whispers in the microphone.
Steve White: WHAT!? WHAT!? It’s Wilmer Patacky! It’s Wilmer Patacky! He’s back! He’s back!
Wilmer Patacky: I wrote you a poem....
Wilmer closes his eyes
Is he from here or there?
Why does he have a vengeful eye?
Beating you down and sending your soul to the sky
Blood shall flow from memories past
He shall not gloat
Just here to kick your ass
So tell me what you see
Is it me or the voices you hear in the trees?
Never shall you sleep peacefully again
He and I sign your life away with blood instead of a pen.
Steve White: BAH GAWD! I can’t see a damn thing will these lights! I-I think that’s all we have time for! Be safe ladies and gents and good night!
Abruptly the lights shut off once more and the arena is engulfed in red from flames shooting up from the ring posts, up and across the entrance ramp and stage. All that is heard Is Egar and Wilmer laughing maniacally as the screen fades out.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen… We welcome you to Saturday Night Mayhem. I’m Steve Thompson and I would personally like to welcome you to the EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater in Miami Florida. With the recent happenings in the world with COVID-19; we come to you from this 30000 square foot amazing state of the art facility with it’s 8 rings and it’s world class strength and conditioning and medical is designed to bring you the EHWF Superstars of the future. This is the athletic hub of the EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: On any given day there are 100+ athletes from all over the world, training here. Putting their heart and soul into everything they do with the ultimate goal being the privilege of performing for YOU. Everybody from Wilmer Patacky, TQ Smooth, Sah’ta Thor, Killer Carter, Thea Nefeli, Ronan, Zoe McDraven, Arcus D’Rocco - they have all walked through these doors and tonight they will return here, not to train but to do what they have been trained to do better than anyone else in the universe and that is entertain YOU!
Steve White: Now this show will be like no other we’ve had before. So sit back relax and if you can forget about the world around you for just a moment and let EHWF do what we do best; let us entertain you!
Chuck Thompson: Welcome to Saturday Night Mayhem!
Steve and Chuck hold their arms out and present the empty arena as the music hits and the spotlights go on. We see the empty chair in the stands but also a bunch of monitors with fans who have FaceTime or Skyped in to watch tonight! Alexander Corvis’ voice comes over on the feed!
Alexander Corvis (V.O): Ladies and Gentlemen - Mayhem comes to you live from an empty EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater! It’s Saturday Night Mayhem and it’s presented by PROGRESSIVE, your first round choice for auto insurance!
Chuck Thompson: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw the power in the hands of the fans as Revenge: Download went down and YOU chose the matches and match types! It was a damn amazing event that went off the hook but tonight here on Mayhem - we’re gonna see the fallout of it all and nowhere else is that more stated then in our main event tonight! At Revenge, Thea Nefeli was voted by the fans to take Black Man on for the EHWF Championship and she came close but Black Man ultimately defeated her then she was brutally assaulted by The CPO! Nina Chanel got her out of there just in time but tonight - Nina Chanel gets the opportunity to avenge Thea as she goes head to head with Black Man in the main event! Can Nina get it done or will Joyride both fall victim to The CPO and end up in hospital like Wilmer and Carter?
Steve White: I can’t wait for that match but we also saw Brandon Bash send his camera crew around to Wilmer’s hospital bed in a video at the end of the night. Instead of Bash getting the opportunity to insult Wilmer while he’s down, a mysterious figure appeared, embarrassed Bash and The CPO and sent a chilling warning down to them all - I wonder who the heck that is and what they want with The CPO and how they’re related to Wilmer… But speaking of The CPO - Alexandria Kendrick will team with Misty Vega tonight to take on Ana Somnia and Joanna Rissi in a massive tag team match that won’t disappoint! I can’t wait for that one!
Chuck Thompson: We have a BRUTAL Mayhem Park match scheduled for tonight as well featuring Ace Pena, Michael Rissi, Mr. Katz, Emilio Gonzalos, Sah’ta Thor and Big Motherfucker and this one is gonna go off! This one is gonna be bloody and brutal and I can’t wait to see it! Big names, young hungry rookies, legends - they’re all in this match and the winner of this one is gonna walk away with some definite bragging rights tonight… that is if they can even walk after this match is said and done! It’s gonna be ruthless!
Steve White: And it’s Champion vs. Champion as the newly crowned champions in The Jr Heavyweight Champion Solomon Graham goes head to head with the NEW 4 time Hardcore Champion Zoe McDraven in a battle that is going to be one of the most skilled and technical contests you’re gonna see for a long time! Both of these new champions want to prove themselves! Both of these new champions want to get their first win as a new title holder and this is the match to do it in! Whoever pulls off the win here tonight will get a rush of momentum and will definitely move up the rankings here in EHWF for sure! Zoe vs. Solomon - here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t WAIT for that damn match Steve, it’s gonna be AMAZING but we also have HUGE tag team action as Misty Vega’s new enforcers The Regulators go one on one with The Brothers of Balance! Both of these teams need a big tag team win here so they can try and qualify for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships again but both of these monster teams aren’t going to make it easy for the other! AND we have the much anticipated debut of James Parker who will be going one on one with the feared Chemic! Everyone wants to see what Parker is made of and he’ll get the chance in his first match in EHWF here tonight in the opener!
Steve White: So much going into tonight! A huge card for Mayhem! We have so much intensity surrounding all of the EHWF Titles but with the war brewing with The CPO and so many other people in EHWF including the mysterious man we saw visiting Wilmer at the hospital last week - maybe things aren’t gonna be so easy for Black Man, Bash and The CPO after all! Tonight is gonna be huge, Bah Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait! Lets start this damn show!
Earlier In The Day
James Parker is seen arriving at the EHWF Amphitheater & Gym in Miami, Florida.
He steps out of his Uber, dressed in a dark suit with blacked out shades. He’s pulling a suitcase behind him as he approaches the building and is stopped by a building staff member.
“ID please?” The staff member asked.
James removed his sunglasses and smirked.
“My face is my ID.” James confidently replied.
The building staff member began to shake his head and was visibly containing a laughter he was trying to keep from letting out.
“There’s no ID in my possession. I’ve not been here long, maybe I haven’t been given the welcome care package yet. But I’d suggest letting me in the building before one of two things happen.” James replied with a more threatening tone.
“And what are those two things?” The building staff member took a step towards James as they stared each other down.
“Well I’ll let you choose. I can either get on the phone and call your boss down here, cause a scene and get you fired. Or I can put your head through…” Before James could finish his threatening sentence, EHWF employee Alexander Corvis stepped between the two men.
“Don’t worry about this guy, Bobby. He’s the one Ana had been telling us all about. The ego definitely matches up to what we’ve heard so far.” Alexander had his arm around Bobby the building staff member in an attempt to calm him down.
“Ana has been telling people about her former boss has she? Did she include the part where she fled our previous federation to avoid getting her ass beat by yours truly?” James smirked as he bragged about himself.
“Oh no, she hasn’t mentioned anything like that at all. Moreso how you like to talk a very, very big game and only occasionally back it up.” Alexander patted Bobby the building staff member on the shoulder and he walked away from, leaving James and Alexander to chat.
“I had Ana pegged for a lot of things, but never a liar. I think if you were to ask anyone who’s known me much longer than Ana, they’d say I regularly back up my, admittedly heavily inflated ego with in-ring, and out of ring performance. Federations are usually much better off after I’ve made the rounds through them.” James and Alexander walked together into the building, with James turning his head to smirk at Bobby before putting his sunglasses back on.
“Haven’t you only worked in two places though? With one shutting down a few months after you were signed?” Alexander asked enquiringly.
“Technically three, the first place turned into the second place. That third place though, that wasn’t my fault. However I will be taking all the credit in six months time when EHWF is twice as popular as it is now thanks to James Parker.” James signed himself in at the front desk of the building and the pair continued to walk the hallways engaged in conversation.
“I’ll have to put the interviewer hat on now, how do you feel about having your first match against Chemic?” Alexander asked.
“I’m not too worried about him. He’s just a name. I’ve been around the industry long enough now that preparing for one off matches is kind of pointless at entry level to a federation. Once the matches start to really mean something and really have some jeopardy to them, I’ll start to look into the opponents more. I did attempt to check his profile out on EHWF.com, but I couldn’t find him on there, so I just figured he isn’t very important, or very good.” James replied confidently as they approached the locker rooms.
“I sure hope you’re able to prove Ana tonight. It looks like you’re not taking Chemic seriously and that’s a mistake in my opinion.” Alexander said but James was quick to reply, seemingly unhappy.
“Stop right there. I’m taking him seriously. I’m taking the match seriously. I’m just not putting my focus into preparation. My focus is on execution. My focus is on showcases the best James Parker that has been seen in recent years, and living up to the hype that I debuted with at Revenge. Now run off and put that quote on the website and do your job.” James turned off into the locker room, leaving Alexander in the hallway.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This opening contest is set for one fall!
Parker walks out onto the stage dressed in trunks, sporting a jacket and he walks down to the ring confidently. He walks up the ramp, stepping between the ropes and heads into the corner to climb the ropes. Once stood on the middle turnbuckle, he outstretches his arms, lifting his head to the sky.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… James Parker!
Under the knife by Rise Against plays in the arena and the fans all watch as the lights go dark and then turn green and red with a siren playing in the background. The only thing we see is Chemic's mask on the stage before the lights get brighter and we see him make his way down the ramp. He has no interaction with the fans at all except for looking back as he gets to the ring. Chemic gets in the ring and folds his arms in the center of the ring waiting for the match to begin as his music fades out.
Illa Isabella: And next his opponent… Chemic!
DING DING DING
Match #1: Chemic vs. James Parker
The bell sounds and James Parker and Chemic are circling around the ring. The fans are hype for Parker’s first match in EHWF as they cheer! They come up close and get in a collar and elbow tie up and Parker with great strength, forces Chemic into a knee then picks him up and slams him into the corner! Parker starts hitting Chemic with corner thrusts but Chemic pounds down on his back and gets out of the corner with a big right hand! Chemic hits Parker with an uppercut! Chemic swings again but Parker ducks it and gets behind Chemic and locks him in a quick reverse chinlock as the fans go wild! Chemic struggles in the hold as Parker wrenches back! Chemic starts to thrash around and Parker has a hard time of keeping the hold locked!
Steve White: Jame Parker has had a great career outside of EHWF but now that he’s on the stage he’s here to impress and that’s just what he’s doing tonight as Parker goes head to head with the hard hitting Chemic and he’s got him all locked up right now!
Chuck Thompson: Parker looking for a big win here in his debut tonight while Chemic is looking for a much needed win! Both men hitting each other with big impact but Parker slows things down as he tries to take control!
Parker wrenches back but Chemic breaks out of the hold! Chemic with a boot to the gut, pulls Parker in! Parker twists out of it and gets Chemic into a wristlock! Chemic pulls Parker with into an STO and Parker is down as the fans get to their feet after that impact! Chemic gets up and straightens his mask as he tries to recover for a moment! Parker stirs to his feet and Chemic pulls him in for Chemical Plant! Parker struggles and nubs Chemic in the ribs before standing up and planting Chemic with a back body drop counter! Chemic hits the mat hard and the fans are going wild! Parker turns around and boots Chemic in the back! Parker stops him again and again and again! Chemic holds his back and Parker wants to finish this!
Steve White: Both men putting on a great match now but Parker gets the upper hand and now he wants to take Chemic out and finish this! Can he do it?!
Chuck Thompson: James Parker is not disappointing here tonight as the fans get to their feet for this match! Chemic couldn’t get Chemical Plant but maybe Parker can hit Evolve right here!
Parker scouts Chemic and pulls him in and sets him up for Evolve cutter finisher but Chemic pushes Parker off of him and sends him into the corner! Chemic runs up for a corner move but Parker dives out of the way and Chemic runs into the corner hard! Chemic stumbles around in pain, holding his arm but Parker catches him and scoops him up then plants him down with a big scoop powerslam! The fans are on their feet after that one as Parker gets down and hooks the far leg!
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Parker gets up and shakes his head! Parker looks out at the fans who cheer for the action as he gets on top of Chemic and starts hitting him with big right hands on the mat!
Steve White: Parker taking control and gets the near fall on Chemic but Chemic stays alive! Parker frustrated after that one and now he’s on top of Chemic!
Chuck Thompson: Parker with intensity here tonight! He knows he has to impress in his debut!
The fans are going wild! Parker with a punch, then another then another! Chemic pushes Parker off of him and they both get up! Chemic is dazed and Parker runs a boot into his chest! Chemic stumbles back in pain as Parker comes off the ropes for a big move but Chemic hits him with a thumb to the eye on rebound! Parker holds his eye in pain and he’s vulnerable after that one! Chemic catches Parker as he turns around and pops him up then hits him with a pop up Samoan Drop! The mat shakes from the impact and the fans are on their feet! Chemic rolls Parker over then looks down at him. Chemic runs up and springs off of the ropes then runs over and hits Parker with a senton back splash! Chemic lies on Parker for the cover!
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Steve White: Chemic with a come back! Chemic with that thumb to the eye and Parker is dazed and now Parker flattened on the mat! Chemic with a big fight back here tonight in this great contest!
Chuck Thompson: Chemic gets a near fall as he tries to even this one out! Parker kicks out and this guy has a lot of heart!
The fans are fully behind this one now as they cheer at Parker’s kick out! Chemic gets up and grabs Parker’s hair and pulls him up as we can see the damaged eye of Parker from Chemic’s assault! Chemic raises Parker up and hits Parker with a sideslam in the corner with hard impact! Parker yells in pain and Chemic runs up to follow up but Parker holds the ropes and jumps up and Chemic runs into his boot! Parker then runs out and desperately hits Chemic with a swinging neckbreaker! The fans go wild after that one! Parker sits Chemic up and goes for the reverse chinlock again! Chemic struggles but Chemic stands up and hits Parker with a jawbreaker! Parker holds his chin and mouth against the ropes as he yells in pain! Chemic slowly gets up and Chemic runs up for the running STO! Parker ducks it and plants Chemic with a sideslam on the mat! Parker falls against the ropes exhausted and the fans are getting louder and louder!
Steve White: These two are putting on a huge contest here tonight but neither man has come away with the win yet as both look battered, bruised and tired! Chemic beating Parker there but Parker comes back and plants Chemic with that big slam on the mat and now Parker takes some time to rest!
Chuck Thompson: Parker needs to follow up while he’s got the chance! This is his chance to put Chemic away after that big slam!
Parker raises his arms and when Chemic gets up he goes for Evolve again but again Chemic counters and pushes Parker into the ropes! Parker bounces back and Chemic goes for a big boot but Parker ducks it and then goes for Evolve again! Again Chemic pushes Parker against the ropes and the fans go nuts! Parker bounces back and Chemic goes for his Napalm Green Mist but Parker ducks it and Chemic spits it into the air! Parker waits for it to pass then picks up Chemic and counters with a big Spinebuster! Parker gets big impact and Chemic is damaged as the fans are on their feet! Chemic tries to fight back up to his feet but as he does, Parker stalks him and picks up the groggy Chemic, hitting him with his Instinct - Inverted Brainbuster! Huge move! Parker gets it and the fans go WILD as Parker hooks the far leg!
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Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… James Parker!
Steve White: What a great match! Amazing effort by these two men but James Parker comes away with the win after that big Instinct and he gets his first win in his first match! This guy has a big future here!
Chuck Thompson: Chemic couldn’t get it done and James Parker impresses in his first match here in EHWF!
James Parker celebrates in the ring and raises his arms out to the fans as his music plays. James’ music fades out as we see Chemic get back up and approach him. Chemic looks him up and down and James is apprehensive. James smirks at Chemic and goes to turn around but Chemic extends his hand for a hand shake.
Steve White: What’s this? Chemic with a show of respect to James Parker extending the hand but I don’t know if Parker will accept it!
James looks like he’s not going to accept it. He looks like he might turn away as he mouths some words. Chemic takes another step forward and looks up at James behind his mask and extends his hand further. James looks up at Chemic then shakes his hand. The two men shake hands in the centre of the ring as the fans cheer but Chemic suddenly looks up and sprays James in the fast with his Napalm Green Mist! James Parker get blinded and he falls on the mat, rolling around in pain as he holds his eyes!
Steve White: What!? What the heck just happened!? Chemic just spat that mist on James Parker after they shook hands! Chemic with a ruse and he just blinded Parker!
The mist is burning as we see the light smoke billowing off of James’ face and chest! James holds his eyes and yells out in pain. Chemic’s red glow behind his mask gets deeper and he picks James up, hitting him with Chemical Plant in the centre of the ring! The fans all boo Chemic as Chemic gets out and makes his way back up the ramp!
Steve White: Chemic couldn’t take the loss there and he instead takes out James Parker after the match! Parker is hurt after that mist to the eyes and the damn Chemical Plant!
We see a hurt James Parker roll over with bloodshot eyes as he holds his neck and eyes in pain on the mat! Parker seethes with anger as he tries to get to a knee. Chemic looks back at the hurt Parker from the stage as we fade out.
We come in backstage where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic in the Mayhem interview area.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, joining me right now is my guest… Kori Argentum!
We come into the interview area where Kori Argentum dressed in her orange ring gear steps into the cameras view.
Patricia Downs: Kori it’s good to see you here tonight. At the tim…
Kori Argentum: Patricia… Let me stop you there. If you noticed, for some strange reason I’m not fighting tonight here on Mayhem. If you also noticed, I had a match on Mass Murder on Monday and I won. So I’m quite confused as to why I don’t have a number one contenders match for a title here tonight.
Patricia Downs: You’re confused as to why you’re not in a number one contenders match?
Kori Argentum: Let me tell you something. I go way back in this company. I go back to Justin Taker’s time. Back to Scorpion’s time. To see all of these newbies and these less experienced people in EHWF now getting opportunities and calling themselves champions? Well it makes me sick…
Patricia looks a little confused as Kori gets aggressive.
Patricia Downs: So what exactly are you saying?
Kori Argentum: Zoe McDraven became out new Hardcore Champion last week. All I know Zoe McDraven for is choking when it counts. Zoe gets the opportunity to have a run as the EHWF Champion but she loses the EHWF Championship in her first defence and then she can’t win it back. Zoe gets the opportunity to win the Divine Championship but she gets defeated by Brianna Rissi twice! So what does she do - she goes back to what she knows and wins the VACANT Hardcore Championship by the skin of her teeth instead.
Patricia Downs: Well she is a former EHWF Champion and a hall of fame and besides this is the 4th time she’s held the Hardcore Championship making her the competitor with the most reigns in history…
Kori scoffs.
Kori Argentum: Whatever… I deserve a title shot in some capacity. I won my match on Monday Night Mass Murder. Forget Zoe McDraven, she’s not the only problem. Solomon Graham is the Jr Heavyweight Champion? After going back and forth with Cliff Maxwell for months the best we could do is Solomon Graham? To hold a prestigious title like that? Really!? Why aren’t I in a match either for the Jr Heavyweight Championship TONIGHT or AT LEAST a number one contenders match.
Patricia Downs tries to get a word in but she can’t.
Kori Argentum: Where’s my reward for being loyal to EHWF after all these years? Where my reward for putting on a great show and winning my match on Monday Night Mass Murder? Instead we’re subject to watching Solomon Graham vs. Zoe McDraven tonight when I could have easily been booked one on one against one of them for one of their titles…
Patricia Downs: So what do y…
Kori cuts her off once again, getting front and center.
Kori Argentum: Forget this. Forget Solomon Graham and Zoe McDraven. I’m going to put my time to good use here tonight and I’m going to go and see Fernandez Gomez…
Kori storms off the set leaving Patricia Downs confused and agitated as we cut back to the ring.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a tag team match and it is set for one fall!
"Regulate" by Warren G hits the announce speakers as booing is showered down upon two large African American males, Greg Davis and Da Monsta, as they hit the stage. Da Monsta glares out into the sea of attendees with a snarl that could kill while Greg Davis tosses up the 'West Coast' sign. The two side by side stroll down to the ring. Greg Davis leaps onto the apron and over the top rope while Da Monsta walks up the ring stairs and steps over the top rope. Both men, dressed in black gear stand there, middle of the ring, not saying a word as they take in the fans disgust for them.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Tha Monsta and Greg Davis… The Regulators!
It's Going Down by Linkin Park ft. The Executioners plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out first, ignoring the fans as he usually does, wearing a black and red stripy mask, black and red stripy trousers, black gloves and black boots and walks straight to the ring by stepping up the stairs and stepping over the top rope before Konrad Raab comes out moments later wearing blue and white trousers with a blue and white mask with black gloves and black boots and high fives the fans while walking to the ring and slides in the ring with Lord Raab. Lord Raab crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while Konrad goes on the turnbuckle and raises his hands to the fans as they have mixed cheers and boos for the pair of them with Konrad getting down from the ring and fist bumps Lord Raab as Konrad stands with the pair of them looking at the ramp for their opponents to come out.
Illa Isabella: And next their opponents… Konrad Raab and Lord Raab… The Brothers of Balance!
DING DING DING
Match #2: The Regulators vs. The Brothers of Balance
The fans are on their feet for this tag team contest as Konrad comes up against Greg in the centre! They come in and lock up and Greg overpowers Konrad into the ropes! Greg gets an elbow in hard across the face of Konrad! Konrad pushes him off and starts to hit Greg with a boxing combo! Greg blocks the last swing and hits Konrad with a mean right hand! Greg whips Konrad into the corner hard! Greg goes to follow up but Konrad jumps up and Greg runs into the boot! Greg falls back and Konrad gets up on the middle ropes and leaps off hitting Greg with a flying axe handle! Greg is down and Konrad gets on top of him with a few hammerfists! Greg shoves Konrad off of him! Konrad ducks a swing from Greg then springs off of the middle then the top ropes and leaps off for a flying movie but Greg catches Konrad midair! Greg hits Konrad with a big reverse powerslam on the mat and the fans are going wild!
Steve White: The Regulators appeared last week at WAR where they helped Misty Vega and effectively acted as bodyguards for her. Tonight they’ll be looking to take a big scalp in the Bros. of Balance to rank in for the Tag Team Championships!
Chuck Thompson: Konrad and Greg taking it to each other right now but Greg Davis seems to be getting the upper hand!
Greg picks Konrad up and plants him with a big scoopslam in the centre of the ring! Greg looks over and Lord Raab and insults him as he turns over to Konrad and starts to stomp on him until the ref comes over and stops it. Greg slaps Konrad in the back of the heads and picks him up but Konrad slaps Greg away and then starts hitting Greg with quick left and right jabs that send the fans going wild! Greg falls back and Konrad with a boot to the gut! Konrad gets around Greg and wants Frozen Pin but Greg is too heavy! Greg pushes Konrad off of him! Konrad hits the ropes then runs up and hits Greg with a running shoulder block! Greg doesn’t go down! Konrad back off of the ropes and he goes for another running shoulder block! Greg takes it and holds his jaw but he doesn’t go down! Konrad comes off of the ropes for another but Greg takes Konrad down with a massive clothesline! Konrad is down and Greg is pissed off!
Steve White: Konrad seems to keep getting something in here and there but Greg Davis takes him down and now he’s pissed and wants to end this!
Chuck Thompson: The Regulators looking to make a big statement here tonight!
Greg picks Konrad up and knees him in the gut! Greg whips Konrad in the corner! Tha Monsta holds Konrad in the corner and Greg runs up and hits a big corner splash on Konrad! The fans are going wild as Greg tags in Tha Monsta! Tha Monsta comes in and Greg whips Konrad into him! Tha Monsta pops Konrad up and plants him with a massive Samoan Drop! The ring shakes at the impact and Konrad is coughing and squirming in pain after that one! Tha Monsta cover Konrad as the fans boo!
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Konrad barely kicks out and the fans cheer! Tha Monsta gets up and yells! Lord Raab tries to come in but the ref stops him! Tha Monsta yells at Lord Raab and berates him! Tha Monsta goes crazy and insults Lord Raab on the apron as he turns back and picks Konrad up! Tha Monsta points at Lord Raab before punching Konrad square in the head back down to the mat!
Steve White: Tha Monsta just so powerful there! Konrad barely surviving and they’re not letting Konrad get the tag out as The Regulators insult The Bros. here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: The Brothers of Balance couldn’t get the job done against Kill Team X last week and they’re gonna need to win here tonight and put in more effort if they want to accomplish their goals of becoming the tag team champs!
Tha Monsta picks up Konrad Raab and hits him with a powerslam! Tha Monsta goes back to insulting Lord Raab before picking up Konrad and head-butting him in the corner! Tha Monsta runs up to crush Konrad Raab but Konrad dives out of the way and Tha Monsta eats the corner hard! Konrad leaps up and tags in Lord Raab and the fans go NUTS! The tag is made! Lord Raab comes in and he can punch faster than Tha Monsta! Lord Raab with massive right hands! Another, another! Another and another! Lord Raab follows up with a big uppercut and Tha Monsta falls backwards into the ropes and Lord Raab catches him with a big boot to the head! Tha Monsta finally goes down and Lord Raab covers him!
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Tha Monsta presses Lord Raab off of him and the fans are going wild!
Steve White: Lord Raab with massive impact and offense there but Tha Monsta just so strong, kicking out at 2! The Regulators are really a terrifying team!
Chuck Thompson: You got that right and they’re impressing here tonight in their debut! Could they stake a claim to the Tag Team Championships here tonight?
Tha Monsta is up! He and Lord Raab trade blows and get into a fist fight but Tha Monsta pops Lord Raab up on his back and plummets him down with a big Samoan Drop! The fans are on their feet! Tha Monsta picks up Lord Raab and starts hissing him with big body blows! Lord Raab comes back with a big uppercut and it stuns Tha Monsta! Lord Raab gets up on the second ropes and leaps off with a flying lariat and catches Tha Monsta with a fist midair! Both big men are down and they shake the ring as the fans go wild! Tha Monsta is up but he gets a big boot from Lord Raab! Tha Monster falls on the ropes and Lord Raab runs up and clotheslines him over! Both men are too heavy and they spill over to the outside where they start to brawl again!
Steve White: We got beasts brawling now in this contest! Both men on the outside now! This one has been all over the place but we still need a winner here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: The Regulators impressive against the more experienced team here tonight!
Lord Raab and Tha Monsta brawl on the outside as the fans go wild! The ref starts the count! 1… 2… Greg Davis slides out of the ring and comes up behind Lord Raab with a cheap shot! 3… 4… Lord Raab gets beat up by The Regulators but Konrad Raab runs up and springs up on the top rope and leaps over to the outside crashing on everyone as the fans go WILD! 5… 6… Konrad gets up and tackles Greg down! Lord Raab gets but but Tha Monsta tackles him into the barricade! Konrad leaps on Tha Monsta’s back and he falls on top of Lord Raab! Greg Davis jumps on them! 7… 8… Lord Raab tries to fight out of it and he breaks free for the ring! Greg Davis sling tackles him down and the fans are on their feet! 9… Tha Monsta tries to get up but Konrad is on top of him with quick punches! 10! The ref calls it!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: As the result of a double count out… this contest is declared a no contest!
Steve White: It’s over and we got a double count out! A new rivalry is born here tonight between these two teams as we can’t get a clear cut winner!
Chuck Thompson: Konrad and Lord Raab just couldn’t get it done here tonight and now they’re gonna have to work twice as hard to get another shot at Kill Team X! Dammit!
The four men get up! Tha Monsta rams Lord Raab into the apron hard! Konrad hits Tha Monsta from behind but Greg Davis takes Konrad out with a big boot! The fans are all booing as Lord Raab and Konrad Raab get rolled back into the ring! The Regulators get back in the ring but we see Misty Vega come down the ramp and join The Regulators in the ring.
Steve White: What the heck?! Misty Vega is out here and she’s joining up with the team that helped her out last week as The Regulators are looking to continue the assault on The Bros. of Balance!
Chuck Thompson: The Regulators and Misty Vega appear to have formed an alliance and now she’s out here returning the favour!
Misty talks over with The Regulators as Konrad gets up! Misty hits Konrad with Mist Effect from behind and he goes down! Misty gestures to Greg and Greg tosses Konrad out of the ring! Lord Raab gets up! He tries to fight back as he hits Tha Monsta and Greg Davis and almost breaks out but Misty hits Lord Raab with Mist Effect from behind and Tha Monsta and Greg Davis start beating on him and stomping him out!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Konrad Raab taken out and now Lord Raab getting ambushed!
Chuck Thompson: The Regulators are definitely sending a message here tonight!
Tha Monsta and Greg Davis spring Lord Raab off and then lift him up and hit him with End of Regulation! Lord Raab takes a huge impact and Tha Monsta tosses him out of the ring as well! Misty Vega then comes over as The Regulators yell out and hype themselves up. Misty raises both of them arms in victory as the fans boo. We fade out from the scene to backstage.
We come in backstage where we see Cliff Maxwell in catering. Cliff watches what just happened on a monitor as he grabs a bottle of water from a table and goes to turn away. Just as he does, he’s stopped by Brandon Bash who has Ace Pena and Stephen Sebastian behind him.
Brandon Bash: Ah Cliff! I see you’re watching from the sidelines tonight. No match on Monday Night, no match tonight and you lost your title to Solomon Graham last week. Must be tough…
Brandon Bash smirks as Cliff Maxwell looks on with disgust.
Cliff Maxwell: And how about you guys? You’ve pissed off Joyride, Michael Rissi, The Rissi Family AND it looks like Wilmer Patacky has recruited a psychopath from his hospital bed to really make sure everyone is after you guys. How long do you think you guys really have?
Brandon Bash: How long do we have? I don’t know if you noticed but we hold 3 titles, including the world title here in OUR company… Wilmer Patacky is a shopping cart, restricted to a hospital bed for the next couple of months and whoever that was, I doubt we’ll be seeing him again… I think you’re just mad about what happened a couple of weeks ago when The CPO embarrassed you. You need to let it go and be a grown man.
Cliff Maxwell: Please. You guys are so old fashioned… You think you know how to control and dominate but all you know is how to ambush people and cause DQ’s. I could do such a better job at making you guys actually feared here.
Brandon Bash: We are feared asshole - we’re The CPO. When Ace here finally hands Michael his first loss tonight, you’ll be eating your words. Besides, someone like you could never be in a group with this amount of greatness!
Cliff Maxwell: Please. Pfft, like I’d ever want to be in your shitty faction… If you really think Ace here has a chance of defeating someone like Michael Rissi then clearly you all must be high. I could take Michael Rissi out if I wanted to. I could show you guys how to actually take someone high profile down but like I said, you’re old fashioned scrubs who have no chance.
Ace steps up but Brandon Bash calms him down as Cliff smirks at them.
Brandon Bash: Y’know Cliff. You might be a complete fucking asshole but you’re not so bad. At least you admit you’re a snaky motherfucker… but unfortunately, someone like you could never be in The Corporate Powers. Heh.
Brandon gestures to the others and they walk away. Cliff is left there, watching them leave as he looks indifferent.
Cliff Maxwell: …Like I’d ever want to be.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a champion vs. champion match and it’s set for one fall!
“Skeleton Key” plays over the PA system and we hear these words open the song...
"In another life, another place... there was a shadow without a face.
I could see... the survivors, were few...
Memories to which I cling, things I do and songs I sing...
They all... bring me back, to you..."
Then, after the intro ends and we hit the chorus, out from the curtain comes Solomon Graham, to nothing but cheers and applause. We see that Solomon has a roll of white hockey tape in his left hand, but soon he transfers the roll of tape to the other hand, before slowly raising it high in the air (to a massive pop, of course). He puts his hands on his hips before smirking and shaking his head in disbelief. After all he’s been through, all the grief and turmoil, and especially those devastating losses… the fans remain loyal to him. He then proceeds to take a strip of tape from the roll and wrap his right wrist up in tape.
After wrapping it in about five layers of tape, he then turns it diagonally and proceeds to also wrap his knuckles in tape as well, all the while slowly and methodically walking towards the ring. He then bites the tape in two, wrapping the strip still connected to the roll back on and wrapping the strip attached to him around the knuckle, before driving his right hand directly into his open left hand and walking to the ring, on the way stopping to play to the fans, letting them know that they are “ENTIRELY too quiet!!” before pumping them up.
Once we hear some noise from them, he yells once again: “C’MON, I CAN’T FUCKIN’ HEAR YA!!!!” at which point the roof blows off the place. He then climbs the ring steps onto the apron, before wiping his feet. He then steps into the ring, gets into his corner and stares across at his opponent.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… He is the Jr Heavyweight Champion… The Paragon of Pro Wrestling… Solomon Graham!
Soft pink lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Illa Isabella: And next his opponent… She is the Hardcore Champion… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING
Match #3: Zoe McDraven vs. Solomon Graham
The bell sounds and Zoe and Solomon bump fists before circling each other for a while. They come up close for the lock up but Zoe slides under Solomon’s legs. They come in close and Zoe starts snapping kicks into Solomon’s legs! He swings but she ducks then blasts a forearm across his face! Solomon pushes off of the ropes and come through with a lariat but Zoe ducks him and then springboards off of the ropes and drives an elbow into Solomon’s face! Solomon falls back and tries to catch his breath. Zoe somersaults around him and then jumps up and gets him in a headlock as the fans go wild!
Steve White: These two new champions are going head to head and they’re putting on one intense contest right now as some of the best go up against each other right now! Which champion will reign supreme here tonight!?
Chuck Thompson: Zoe McDraven taking the lead and controlling this match so far! Solomon having a hard time keeping up as Zoe pulls away in this one!
Solomon elbows Zoe in the side and breaks out then takes her down with a big lariat! Zoe is back up but again Solomon hits her with a big lariat! Zoe is back up but Solomon goes for one more! Zoe ducks it then dropkicks Solomon down to the mat! Solomon gets up and covers up for another but Zoe goes low and dropkicks Solomon’s thigh out! Zoe springs up to the middle then the top rope and flies off for a big flying kick! Solomon ducks it and Zoe hits the mat! Solomon grabs Zoe from behind and plants her with a big German Suplex! Zoe rolls around holding her neck but Solomon quickly follows up and runs a knee to the side of her head then quickly hooks both legs!
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Steve White: Solomon with the comeback and he takes Zoe down with some big moves there but only gets the near fall! Big kick out by Zoe there as she keeps this one alive! One person who would be watching this closely is Kori Argentum who had a lot to say about both of these competitors earlier tonight!
Chuck Thompson: That knee has done a number on Zoe and she’s gonna have to think quick to claw back some control in this one!
The fans are on their feet! Solomon whips Zoe into the corner and he follows her but Zoe leaps up to the top rope and flies off, hitting Solomon with a flying moonsault! They both get up and Zoe follows up with a big running bulldog! Solomon is down and Zoe springs off of the middle ropes for a lionsault but Solomon gets his knees up! Zoe lands on her feet from the air and grabs Solomon’s knees Zoe then leaps over and bridges across Solomon from the mat and covers him! The fans go wild as the ref slides down and counts!
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Steve White: This one is amazing! The fans go wild as Zoe gets the control back and gets a near fall on Solomon! Zoe with speed and flight taking it to Solomon right now!
Chuck Thompson: Solomon is having a hard time keeping up again!
Solomon picks Zoe up and hits her with an open handed slap and she falls in the corner! Solomon starts striking her with corner knees as she yells in pain! Solomon backs off and runs up for a big corner move but Zoe dives out of the way and Solomon runs into the corner and hurts himself! Zoe runs up and counters with a big running corner knee! Zoe runs Solomon out of the corner and plants him with another bulldog! Zoe gets up but she’s exhausted and hurt! She lines Solomon up and goes for Kinetic Energy from behind! She has it half locked in but Solomon flips Zoe flat on the mat! Solomon dropkicks Zoe in the back! She’s up and Solomon wants The Grahamlock but Zoe picks out of it and snaps a side kick into his head! Solomon falls back and Zoe runs up but Solomon ducks her! She gets Solomon in a standing armbar! Solomon reverses it into a wristlock! Zoe reverses that into a hammerlock! Solomon twists out of it and goes for an arm drag but Zoe cartwheels out of it and comes off of the ropes! Solomon gets up but Zoe takes him out with a diving knee smash to his head and the fans go wild!
Steve White: Very fast paced and technical here tonight and the fans love it! Zoe able to get the upper hand there and smash Solomon in the damn face with those knees!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe trying to end this before with Kinetic Energy but she couldn’t get it! Solomon trying for the Grahamlock as well but no good! There is a lot on the line now!
Zoe pulls Solomon in for a DDT but he stands up and bombs Zoe into the corner hard! She tumbles out but right into a big boot! Zoe is down and Solomon is thinking Grahamlock once again but Zoe pushes through his legs and sends Solomon into the ropes! They come up close again but Zoe sidekicks Solomon in the face! Solomon is down and the fans are on their feet! Zoe spins around and calls out to the fans as she lines Solomon up! Solomon gets up and she goes for Kinetic Energy! Solomon shoves Zoe off of him and tries for Grahamlock again! Zoe picks out of it and goes to counter with Shockwave! Solomon ducks it and catches Zoe and counters with his Shattered Neck Brilliance - Leaping Piledriver! Zoe takes it hard and Solomon hooks both of her legs as the fans go NUTS!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Solomon Graham!
Steve White: Solomon does it! What a big win for Graham here tonight! The Jr Heavyweight Champion is on a RUSH of momentum now! A great match!
Chuck Thompson: They gave it their all and put on a great contest but Solomon got the job done and further proves why he’s moving up here in EHWF!
Kori Argentum comes out on the stage and looks out at Solomon and Zoe in the ring. The fans are cheering and Solomon stops celebrating as Kori looks down and smirks at him. Kori shakes her head and leaves as Solomon’s music plays. He turns back to the crowd as we fade in backstage.
We return from a brief advertisement for Space Jam: A New Legacy to find ourselves rolling backstage here at EHWF Amphitheater and Gym in beautiful Miami, Florida. Strutting confidently through the backstage corridors are none other than the most presently decorated rostered competitors in the company: EHWF SHOWTIME and WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION SARA DANIELS and her girlfriend and tag team partner, 2020 Competitor of the Year and EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION ANA SOMNIA.
Somnia is dressed to compete for her upcoming tag team match alongside Joanna Rissi, where they will take on the team of Alexandria Kendrick and Misty Vega. She sports a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look high-rise hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as gold laces hanging untied from either side. The Russian Coat of Arms is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a cropped black leather biker jacket closed most of the way. Her title belt is wrapped around her sculpted waist.
Sara, on the other hand, is only here on Mayhem in a managerial capacity tonight. As such, she is not dressed to compete and instead dons her civilian attire of a distressed pair of black skinny jeans with an arterial red belt and obsidian belt buckle, black combat boots laced tightly to the top, a black leather lace-up halter top, and a black snapback cap worn backward atop her blonde hair. One of her title belts is wrapped around her waist while the other is slung over her shoulder; she adjusts the latter as they saunter down the hall, a shared, imperious smirk on their otherwise sultry visages.
However, their smirks shift when they turn a corner and their gaze falls upon a woman Daniels beat earlier this month on Monday Night Mass Murder. Standing opposite the imposing Kill Team X is none other than AZZURRA RISSI, cousin to Michael Rissi and therefore the cousin-in-law to Somnia’s tag team partner later tonight. Azzurra is not booked tonight and instead sports civilian attire similarly to Sara Daniels. She wears a white pair of mid-top sneakers, faded blue skinny jeans, and a black crop top with her name and logo on the front.
When Rissi spots Kill Team X approaching her, she immediately balls her hands into fists, preparing for what she considers an inevitable physical confrontation. Once Ana and Sara arrive beside her, however, their bloodthirsty demeanors shift toward body language more akin to amusement. Daniels adjusts the Showtime Championship on her shoulder as if mocking Rissi before offering her thoughts.
“What the fuck are you doin’ here, cunt?” she asks rhetorically. “You an’ I both know you ain’t Mayhem material. I think I proved that beyond a shadow of a doubt when I knocked your ass out to retain this Showtime Championship.” Azzurra narrows her eyes, clearly not amused by Sara’s sentiments. “Hell, your whole fuckin’ family is on every episode of Mayhem—an’ here you are sulkin’ around backstage pretendin’ you didn’t just get your ass handed to you by One Stiff Bitch.”
Sara’s criticism entertains Somnia, who offers her own thoughts as well.
“Вы просите нас сорвать ваш парик,” she says. “An’ I ain’t above obligin’. Y’see, Rissi, you ain’t belong here. You barely belong on Mondays, let alone in this business itself. So, really... What are you doin’ here, li’l girl? You tryin’ to learn somethin’ so you ain’t get splattered ‘cross the canvas yet again? You tryin’ to show your mug ‘round these parts in hopes of— what? Showin’ the world you ain’t gonna’ let a slaughter like what my Dani did to ya’ in that there ring keep ya’ down? Будьте добры.” She shakes her head while snickering. “Far be it for me to think you’re actively tryin’ to get yourself killed out here, y’hear? Showin’ your mug ‘round here knowin’ моя муза an’ I were here, it’s tantamount to havin’ a death wish. Know why, глупая сука? Because Mayhem, EHWF, all of wrestlin’ an’ combat sports in general— it all belongs to us an’ there ain’t nothin’ you can do ‘bout that… So again... We’re gonna’ ask ya’ one last time... What do you think you’re doin’ here?”
Rissi seems somewhat fidgety but hardens her façade to narrow her eyes at the far more muscular woman before her. She reaches up and brushes some of her hair behind her ear before responding.
AZZURRA RISSI
“First of all,” she says, wagging her head with attitude as she extends an index finger skyward for emphasis. “I don’t owe anyone an explanation— least of all the two of you. Last time I checked, you don’t sign my paychecks, do you?” Somnia scoffs. “But since I’m in a giving mood I’ll tell you why I’m here. I came here mostly to support my cousin in his match and my cousin’s wife in your match tonight. But... I also came here to find the two of you.” Sara furrows her brow, puzzled, before exchanging an amused glance with Ana. “I came here to challenge the two of you. I may have fallen short and lost my chance at the Showtime Championship, but I think I— I KNOW I’m good enough to challenge the two of you for those EHWF World Tag Team Championships. So what do you say?”
Ana looks over to Sara, who has turned her head in the mirrored manner. They try to maintain straight faces as much as possible but eventually they cannot contain their laughter and maniacal, condescending, and contemptuous cackles part their lips.
“You,” begins Sara before her voice trails off in more laughter. “You’re tryin’ to challenge the two of us? For our tag team titles?”
“All on your lonesome?” adds Ana with a snicker. “Everyone’s already booked for Last Rites, li’l girl… Everyone who actually matters, anyway. I ain’t opposed to you gettin’ yourself put to sleep once an’ for all tryin’ to stop Kill Team X on your lonesome, but you oughta’ know better than that.” She takes a step or two closer to Azzurra. “An’ besides... There ain’t nobody in this business who would be willin’ to hitch themselves to a guaranteed loss like that. There ain’t nobody in this business who would be willin’ to tag with you— period.”
Rissi remains silent for a moment before clenching her jaw and offering a retort.
AZZURRA RISSI
“I’ll prove you wrong,” she says. “Both of you. And I vow it… I’ll find myself a tag team partner before Last Rites and we will take those EHWF World Tag Team Championships from you.”
Unsurprisingly, Ana and Sara immediately descend into uncontrollable laughter once more. Rissi grows visibly frustrated and shakes her head while her upper lip twitches. Somnia and Daniels, however, simply shake their heads right back and conclude their belly laughter with Ana leaning on Sara to keep herself from keeling over in amusement.
“Fine. It ain’t matter none to us, so search the globe far an’ wide an’ find yourself someone willin’ to die for you an’ solely as a result of your stupidity, an’ if ya’ find someone we’ll defend these titles ‘gainst y’all at Last Rites... An’ we’ll defend ‘em successfully.”
“Stupid cunt.”
With this, Ana and Sara adjust their titles and shoulder past Azzurra on both sides of her, nearly knocking her down in the process. Once Kill Team X passes Rissi, she turns back to watch them depart so as to not get blindsided. The champions disappear into the distance and our final image before a brief word from our sponsors is that of Azzurra Rissi shaking her head contemptuously in the middle of the hallway.
Somnia is dressed to compete for her upcoming tag team match alongside Joanna Rissi, where they will take on the team of Alexandria Kendrick and Misty Vega. She sports a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look high-rise hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as gold laces hanging untied from either side. The Russian Coat of Arms is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a cropped black leather biker jacket closed most of the way. Her title belt is wrapped around her sculpted waist.
Sara, on the other hand, is only here on Mayhem in a managerial capacity tonight. As such, she is not dressed to compete and instead dons her civilian attire of a distressed pair of black skinny jeans with an arterial red belt and obsidian belt buckle, black combat boots laced tightly to the top, a black leather lace-up halter top, and a black snapback cap worn backward atop her blonde hair. One of her title belts is wrapped around her waist while the other is slung over her shoulder; she adjusts the latter as they saunter down the hall, a shared, imperious smirk on their otherwise sultry visages.
However, their smirks shift when they turn a corner and their gaze falls upon a woman Daniels beat earlier this month on Monday Night Mass Murder. Standing opposite the imposing Kill Team X is none other than AZZURRA RISSI, cousin to Michael Rissi and therefore the cousin-in-law to Somnia’s tag team partner later tonight. Azzurra is not booked tonight and instead sports civilian attire similarly to Sara Daniels. She wears a white pair of mid-top sneakers, faded blue skinny jeans, and a black crop top with her name and logo on the front.
When Rissi spots Kill Team X approaching her, she immediately balls her hands into fists, preparing for what she considers an inevitable physical confrontation. Once Ana and Sara arrive beside her, however, their bloodthirsty demeanors shift toward body language more akin to amusement. Daniels adjusts the Showtime Championship on her shoulder as if mocking Rissi before offering her thoughts.
“What the fuck are you doin’ here, cunt?” she asks rhetorically. “You an’ I both know you ain’t Mayhem material. I think I proved that beyond a shadow of a doubt when I knocked your ass out to retain this Showtime Championship.” Azzurra narrows her eyes, clearly not amused by Sara’s sentiments. “Hell, your whole fuckin’ family is on every episode of Mayhem—an’ here you are sulkin’ around backstage pretendin’ you didn’t just get your ass handed to you by One Stiff Bitch.”
Sara’s criticism entertains Somnia, who offers her own thoughts as well.
“Вы просите нас сорвать ваш парик,” she says. “An’ I ain’t above obligin’. Y’see, Rissi, you ain’t belong here. You barely belong on Mondays, let alone in this business itself. So, really... What are you doin’ here, li’l girl? You tryin’ to learn somethin’ so you ain’t get splattered ‘cross the canvas yet again? You tryin’ to show your mug ‘round these parts in hopes of— what? Showin’ the world you ain’t gonna’ let a slaughter like what my Dani did to ya’ in that there ring keep ya’ down? Будьте добры.” She shakes her head while snickering. “Far be it for me to think you’re actively tryin’ to get yourself killed out here, y’hear? Showin’ your mug ‘round here knowin’ моя муза an’ I were here, it’s tantamount to havin’ a death wish. Know why, глупая сука? Because Mayhem, EHWF, all of wrestlin’ an’ combat sports in general— it all belongs to us an’ there ain’t nothin’ you can do ‘bout that… So again... We’re gonna’ ask ya’ one last time... What do you think you’re doin’ here?”
Rissi seems somewhat fidgety but hardens her façade to narrow her eyes at the far more muscular woman before her. She reaches up and brushes some of her hair behind her ear before responding.
AZZURRA RISSI
“First of all,” she says, wagging her head with attitude as she extends an index finger skyward for emphasis. “I don’t owe anyone an explanation— least of all the two of you. Last time I checked, you don’t sign my paychecks, do you?” Somnia scoffs. “But since I’m in a giving mood I’ll tell you why I’m here. I came here mostly to support my cousin in his match and my cousin’s wife in your match tonight. But... I also came here to find the two of you.” Sara furrows her brow, puzzled, before exchanging an amused glance with Ana. “I came here to challenge the two of you. I may have fallen short and lost my chance at the Showtime Championship, but I think I— I KNOW I’m good enough to challenge the two of you for those EHWF World Tag Team Championships. So what do you say?”
Ana looks over to Sara, who has turned her head in the mirrored manner. They try to maintain straight faces as much as possible but eventually they cannot contain their laughter and maniacal, condescending, and contemptuous cackles part their lips.
“You,” begins Sara before her voice trails off in more laughter. “You’re tryin’ to challenge the two of us? For our tag team titles?”
“All on your lonesome?” adds Ana with a snicker. “Everyone’s already booked for Last Rites, li’l girl… Everyone who actually matters, anyway. I ain’t opposed to you gettin’ yourself put to sleep once an’ for all tryin’ to stop Kill Team X on your lonesome, but you oughta’ know better than that.” She takes a step or two closer to Azzurra. “An’ besides... There ain’t nobody in this business who would be willin’ to hitch themselves to a guaranteed loss like that. There ain’t nobody in this business who would be willin’ to tag with you— period.”
Rissi remains silent for a moment before clenching her jaw and offering a retort.
AZZURRA RISSI
“I’ll prove you wrong,” she says. “Both of you. And I vow it… I’ll find myself a tag team partner before Last Rites and we will take those EHWF World Tag Team Championships from you.”
Unsurprisingly, Ana and Sara immediately descend into uncontrollable laughter once more. Rissi grows visibly frustrated and shakes her head while her upper lip twitches. Somnia and Daniels, however, simply shake their heads right back and conclude their belly laughter with Ana leaning on Sara to keep herself from keeling over in amusement.
“Fine. It ain’t matter none to us, so search the globe far an’ wide an’ find yourself someone willin’ to die for you an’ solely as a result of your stupidity, an’ if ya’ find someone we’ll defend these titles ‘gainst y’all at Last Rites... An’ we’ll defend ‘em successfully.”
“Stupid cunt.”
With this, Ana and Sara adjust their titles and shoulder past Azzurra on both sides of her, nearly knocking her down in the process. Once Kill Team X passes Rissi, she turns back to watch them depart so as to not get blindsided. The champions disappear into the distance and our final image before a brief word from our sponsors is that of Azzurra Rissi shaking her head contemptuously in the middle of the hallway.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a tag team match and it’s set for one fall!
”Evacuate the dance floor" hits the arena as Misty runs out to the stage bouncing from side to side. Misty is smiling at her adoring fans and she smiles and waves to the crowd and proceeds down the ramp slapping and shaking the fans hands ramp side along the way. Misty runs around the ring slapping fans hands before sliding into the ring and leans against the ropes once more waving to her audience.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Misty Vega
The lights fade out, as a maniacal laugh from Alexandria can be heard right before "No World for Tomorrow" by Coheed & Cambria begins to blare throughout the arena. The lights come back in with a teal hue, as the crowd erupts with boos. Alexandria Kendrick steps out onto the stage, staring down at the ring, refusing to break her focus. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. She wore black compression shorts that ended just below her knees with a teal grim reaper design on the left leg while "Kendrick" in teal font went down her right leg. On her upper torso she wore a similar compression style women's tanktop that clung tightly to her body, to the delight of many in the crowd. Strapped around her waist is her EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championship, with her gloves seen stuffed in between her body and the belt on the left side of her waist. Alexandria reaches down and pulls her gloves free before pulling each glove over both of her hands. They seemed to also have a teal grim reaper design on each glove. She makes sure her fingers are in tight before pulling the velcro over, tightening the gloves around her wrist before popping her knuckles. She makes her way down the ramp, shaking her wrists and limbering up as she does so. She slides into the ring underneath the bottom rope, quickly pushing herself up to her feet like a jump, showing off some of her strength. Alex would stand in the middle of the ring, reaching back and unstrapping the Mixed Tag Team Championship from around her waist. She would then suddenly jump forward, placing her right foot on the bottom rope and catching her left foot onto the middle rope while grabbing a hold of the top rope with her left hand. Alex then raises the Mixed Tag Team Championship in her right hand up into the air. "No World for Tomorrow" would slowly begin to fade out. Alex would hop off of the ropes and back into the corner, waiting for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her partner… Accompanied by Stephen Sebastian… One half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Alexandria Kendrick!
The opening of 'Be Right Here' by Kungs hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobbed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her boots off on the apron before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Illa Isabella: And now… Their opponents… First… Joanna Rissi
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES!
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm rips through the P.A. system and the ARENA NAME is bathed in arterial red lighting. As the fans rise to their feet and jeer, a thick fog envelopes the entrance stage and enhances the foreboding atmosphere. When Lzzy Hale's throaty and powerful vocals continue over harsh guitars, the Goddess of War herself steps out through the curtain and into the ominous mise-en-scène of the stage. ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red and blue violet laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of hipsters with arterial red and blue violet trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting and blue violet laces hanging untied from either side. Wrapped around her waist, she wields the World Tag Team Championship. Once she reaches the end of the stage before it becomes the entrance ramp and angles downward toward the ringside area, Somnia allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the arena to the other. She tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in resent before bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at the ring, and her intended prey inside of it, ahead.
Soon enough, Somnia embarks down the ramp, her hips swaying almost gingerly as she struts with arrogance and purpose. Before she reaches halfway down the ramp, the lighting in the arena shifts to a flickering, vibrant white. When she reaches ringside, Somnia hops up and down on her toes in front of the steel stairs before hastening up each step with purpose. From here, she saunters halfway across the apron while wiping the bottom of her boots on it and turns to look out upon the capacity crowd once more. Wearing a sinister smirk, Miss Malicious suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner and hops up to sit on the top turnbuckle, swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring as if the top turnbuckle were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She bares her teeth to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high into the air. After this, the Goddess of War slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and then hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then stretches out, limbering up as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim and awaits the bell.
Illa Isabella: And next her partner tonight… Being accompanied by Sara Daniels… She is one half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
DING DING DING
Match #4: Ana Somnia & Joanna Rissi vs. Alexandria Kendrick & Misty Vega
The bell sounds and Ana is going to start things off with Alexandria as the fans are going NUTS! They circle for a while and they come in close to lock up but Alexandria side steps Ana! She gets around her but Ana shoves her away! They come in to die up but Alexandria hits Ana with a knee that has no effect! Ana hugs Alexandria and plants her with a belly to belly suplex! The fans are on their feet as Ana yanks Alexandria up and hoists her up on her back! Alexandria rakes Ana’s face and gets off of her back! Alexandria snaps a kick into the side of Ana’s head! Ana boots Alexandria and hits her with a flurry of punches! Alexandria backs off! Ana comes forward but Alexandria thumbs Ana in the eye and snaps some kicks into her legs! Ana blasts Alexandria in the face with an elbow and Alexandria gets tossed to the mat! Ana tries to lock her in some sort of hold but Stephen reaches in the ring and pries her out of Ana’s grasp and helps Alexandria out to the corner where she tags in Misty Vega!
Steve White: Ana and Alexandria going head to head! Alexandria able to throw a spanner in the works for Ana as she goes stealth and gets some shots in but Stephen helping Alexandria there and helping her escape to Misty with a tag!
Chuck Thompson: Stephen could be the difference here tonight!
Ana and Sara both berate Stephen Sebastian and the ref! Misty comes in and ties up with Ana! Misty elbows Ana in the head! Ana hits Misty with a Sambo Leg Throw! Misty is down not he mat and Ana starts hitting her with hammerfists! Misty gets up but she’s struggling as she dives over and tags Alexandria back into the mat! Alexandria gets up on the top rope and leaps off, hitting Ana with a massive flying spinning elbow to the head! Ana is down! Alexandria picks her up and wants The Perfect Shot but Ana lifts Alexandria up and plants her with a Bridging Back Suplex! Ana keeps on top of her and covers Alexandria!
1…
2…
ROPE BREAK!
Stephen Sebastian puts Alexandria’s leg on the bottom ropes! The ref breaks it and Sara and Ana are both pissed off as they argue with the ref and point out at Stephen and berate him.
Steve White: Misty not lasting long with Ana! Stephen again having influence in this match as he save Alexaandria once more!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria doing a great job there and almost hitting The Perfect Shot but Ana just too strong off of that one!
Ana goes to picks Alexandria up but Alexandria rakes her face and stomps her boot then dropkicks Ana to the mat! Alexandria wants a tag out but Misty doesn’t want to fight Ana again and says Alexandria is doing good. Alexandria is pissed off. She gets back to Ana and knees her in the face then knees her again then again then again! Alexandria goes for her spinning back fist but Ana ducks it! Stephen gets up on the apron! Ana runs up and swings but he drops off! Ana turns back right into a spinning heel kick from Alexandria! Alexandria tries for The Perfect Shot again but Ana hits Alexandria with a Northern Lights Suplex! Ana gets up but it looks like Alexandria raked the eyes on the way down! Alexandria is down in pain and Ana’s left eye is damaged! Ana goes to nurse her eye in the corner as she tags in Joanna!
Steve White: Ana tossing Alexandria around but Alexandria is so crafty, she keeps finding ways to stay alive and do damage!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna Rissi gets the tag! Joanna beat Misty last week but she still got ambushed and attacked by The Regulators - no doubt Joanna still wants revenge on her arch rival tonight!
Joanna comes into the ring as Alexandria tags in Misty Vega and the fans go NUTS! Joanna ducks a clothesline from Misty! Misty turns around right into Joanna’s Heavenly Light - running wheelbarrow bulldog! Misty gets up, holding her jaw and neck! Joanna comes off of the ropes as Misty is on her knees and she takes her out with a running knee to the head! The fans are all on their feet! Stephen and Alexandria shout at Misty! Misty gets Joanna’s legs dropped on her and Misty is damaged as Joanna wants to end hits! Joanna lines Misty up and goes for Celestial Shot but Misty ducks it and plants Joanna with a big belly to belly suplex! Joanna is back up and Misty hits her with another belly to belly!
Steve White: Joanna with an incredible onslaught of offense right there but Misty has slowed things down and now she’s taking it to Joanna as these two beat the living crap out of each other!
Chuck Thompson: Damn all these women are fine, Steve!
Joanna is up and Misty gets her in a full nelson and lifts the much smaller Joanna in the hold as she struggles in pain! Joanna drops down and hits Misty with a jawbreaker! Joanna rolls over in pain, holding her back as Ana Somnia tags herself back into the match! Misty gets up and looks at Ana as Misty holds her hands out but Ana rips her up onto her back and slings Misty off down to the mat with impact! The fans are going nuts! Ana punts Misty in the ribs while she’s down there! Misty rolls around coughing and in pain as she comes over to tag in Alexandria but Alexandria drops off of the apron and leaves up the ramp with Stephen Sebastian! The fans are booing as Alexandria doesn’t want to fight Ana again. Ana looks out at them leaving while the fans continue to boo.
Steve White: W-What?! What the heck!? Alexandria is leaving! She’s taking Stephen and she’s leaving this match and leaving Misty Vega high and dry! I can’t believe this right now!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria didn’t want to get back in the ring with Ana again and she’s cracked it! Now she’s leaving with Stephen and Misty is in real trouble here tonight!
Alexandria and Stephen are gone. Ana turns back to Misty and she beats her with a big MMA combo of punches and elbows! Misty is busted as Ana boots her in the midsection and plants her with the Zver' Bomb! The fans go nuts as Misty is on the mat holding her neck and head! Misty tries to struggle up but Ana helps her up and gets her in her Wanderlust rear naked choke from behind! Misty yells and thrashes around and struggles! Joanna enjoys watching Misty struggle! Ana takes her down to the mat and wrenches the hold back as Misty start to tap out wildly!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners via submission… Joanna Rissi and Ana Somina!
Steve White: It’s over dammit! It’s done! Joanna and Ana win after Ana makes Misty Vega tap out, much to the delight of Joanna Rissi watching from the apron!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria wanting no part of this and leaving to tend to better things. Misty Vega left to the wolves and she taps out to Ana Somina! Great match!
Misty rolls out in pain after Ana was forced to let her go by the ref. Ana and Sara celebrate in the ring with their titles. Both Ana and Sara stop and stare across from Joanna who gives a quick smirk. Joanna rolls out of the ring and Ana looks out at her as she backs up the ramp with a smile. Ana and Sara go back to celebrating in the ring to her music as we cut to backstage.
We come into a small loading area just aside from one of the production areas backstage. As we pan across to the side of one of the production trucks, we come in to see Michael Rissi, dressed in his wrestling pants and boots. Michael has one of the large steel stage girders in his grasp as he shows off his strength, training before his match as he hoists the massive weight up and down. Michael has his head off to the side as he watches his wife’s win on a small monitor.
Brianna Rissi: Joanna won. A good win as well. She’s still not finished with Misty it seems.
Michael lets out a grunt as he keeps going. Brianna appears off the side dressed in street clothes with her Divine Championship belt on her shoulder.
Michael Rissi: As long as that stupid bitch didn’t bring The Regulators down there again, that’s all I care about. I swear this place is getting seedier every damn day we’re here…
Brianna Rissi: You can say that again…
Michael Rissi: Black Man and Brandon Bash and The Corporate Powers. Fernandez Gomez running things still. Misty Vega and her two bit bodyguards. Sah’ta Thor and his Twilight cosplay still after my ass after all these years… People ending up in hospital after random ambushes on live TV… Certainly doesn’t seem like things are getting easier here.
Brianna Rissi: Well… You got your match up next. At least you get to be locked in a cage with some of the guys from these factions.
Michael hoists the staging girder up and tosses it into a skip behind them. He turns back towards Brianna and gets ready to go.
Michael Rissi: And I’ll be sure to beat the crap out of everyone in this match up next… Especially Emilio Gonzalos, Sah’ta Thor and Ace Pena. This shit goes a lot deeper then we think. Brandon Bash and The CPO know that they can’t thrive with any Rissi’s around so they’re gonna target us just like they did to Wilmer… You and Wilmer are closer than ever - who was that last week that was in his hospital room and ruined Brandon Bash’s plans…
Brianna Rissi: Your guess is a good as mine… When I was at the hospital before, Wilmer wasn’t really elaborating much on anything. He doesn’t like to talk about Bash or Alexandria.
Michael Rissi: Well, whatever’s happening, I’ll be sure to send a message up next… Wish me luck.
Michael walks off and out of the frame as we pan over to Brianna watching on. We cut back to the ring for the next match of the night.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest of the night is a Mayhem Park Elimination Match!
Mr Katz comes out to "Dream On" - Aerosmith, he enters the ring under the bottom ropes and proceeds to roll around before getting on the top turnbuckle and waving to the fans.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Mr. Katz
Big Motherfucker's music hits and the fans get up and start making some noise. Big Motherfucker comes out and looks either side of the stage first before making their way down the ramp and to the ring. They get up the steel steps and look out at the fans before they get into the ring and raise their arms while they wait for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And next… Big Motherfucker!
The terrifying sounds of Emilio Gonzalo's music hits as the lights go dim. Red lighting lights up the arena as the fans boo. Fiery pyro hits the stage as Emilio comes out of the shadows dressed in a black tank top and black pants. He yells out at the fans in a rage as he comes down the ramp, yelling and taunting the fans while his anger grows. Emilio gets up the stairs and walks on the apron, looking out at the crowd in pure disgust before stepping out over the ropes and getting inside the ring where he makes his way into the center of the ring and raises his arms.
Illa Isabella: And making their way to the ring… Emilio Gonzalos!
The PA System hits with the opening of OTW as the fans all pick up in the stands and begin to cheer. As the lighting darkens and styles and the smoke goes off, Ace Pena emerges onto the stage and looks out at all of the cheering and screaming fans! He holds his arms out before taking his sunglasses off and with a smile, makes his way down the ramp. He high fives some of the fans cheering for him in the crowd before sprinting down the remainder of the ramp and sliding into the ring. He looks out at the fans, getting up onto the turnbuckle, raising his arms and celebrating his arrival as he gets off of the ropes and makes his way into the middle of the ring, stretching and loosening up.
Illa Isabella: And next… He is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Ace Pena
"Turn Down for What" - DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp He starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he looks at his foe for the night with a look that promises impending. After a moment he pulls off his shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Illa Isabella: And next up… Sah’ta Thor!
Headlines hits the PA System as the lights go a dim blue. The entrance stage is covered in strobe lights, lasers and smoke. As the ominous smoke billows before the vocals of the song we see the big shadow of Michael Rissi appear at the entrance as the fans get on their feet! The Song kicks in and Rissi appears on stage as the fans go BERSERK! The lights kick up and sparks and pyro flies as Rissi in blue and gold wrestling bottoms and a leather jacket appears on the ramp! He sprints down and slaps the screaming fans hands as he slides in the ring! He rips his jacket off and tosses it far into the crowd as women start to fight over it! The fans are going nuts as Rissi gets to a turnbuckle and raises his arms, waiting for the bell to ring!
Illa Isabella: And finally tonight… Michael Rissi!
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Match #5: Ace Pena vs. Sah'ta Thor vs. Michael Rissi vs. Mr. Katz vs. Emilio Gonzalos vs. Big Motherfucker
The bell sounds and it looks like Michael Rissi is starting this one with Sah’ta Thor. The other 4 sides of the cell are separated and house the other 4 competitors as they smack the chainlink cage and shout at Rissi and Thor from the outside! Rissi jumps up and down and gets ready to fight while Thor looks apprehensive and fearful. They go to come in close to start the match but Michael levels Thor with a huge clothesline that sends him flipping in the air! Thor struggles to his feet and rolls out to the metal floor outside! Thor gets back in the ring when Michael follows and tries to avoid him! Thor gets back on the outside but Michael runs up and gets in front of him then lifts Thor on his back and tosses him against the cell wall! Thor stumbles up in pain but Michael smacks Thor’s head off of the cell wall again and again and again! Michael drops Thor in a mess on the metal floor as he turns his attention to Emilio on the outside who is shouting abuse at him. Michael and Emilio start to get into it!
Steve White: Well, you know that Michael Rissi has pissed off Fernandez Gomez, Brandon Bash and Sah’ta Thor. Michael Rissi is in this intense Mayhem Park Match with a bunch of his enemies and he just happens to go first! This is blatant bullshit!
Chuck Thompson: It’s no secret that Michael Rissi has pissed off Bash and Gomez and is public enemy right now but he’s in there one on one with Sah’ta Thor who is getting the shit beaten out of him right now! Michael Rissi is no scrub, he won’t be easy for ANY of these men to defeat!
Steve White: And there’s the counter! Who is it now? It’s… BIG MOTHERFUCKER!
The door opens and Big Motherfucker walks in! Michael goes to pick up Thor but he was distracted by Emilio and Thor grabbed a metal bar tray off of the wall! Thor smacks Michael in the head with it! Michael stumbles back and Thor hits him again with it! Thor tosses the bent tray aside and swings at Michael but Michael ducks it! Michael and Thor turn around and Big Motherfucker takes them both out with a double clothesline right on the metal! The fans are going wild! Big Motherfucker picks up Michael and hits him with a mean knee! Big Motherfucker goes for another then another! Michael picks up Big Motherfucker and Motherfucker is shocked as Michael dumps the much bigger man on his head! Michael gets up but Thor comes up from behind and smashes a kendo stick over his back! The fans are going wild! Michael turns around and Thor backs up as he puts his hands out! Michael hoists Thor up on his back and hits him with a massive Rissi Slam on the metal floor as the fans go NUTS!
Steve White: Michael Rissi beasting his way through Thor and Motherfucker right now! Michael Rissi definitely has a massive task ahead of him because Emilio and Ace are still yet to come into this match!
Chuck Thompson: The counter is gonna start again and who’s it gonna be?! Literally no one in this match likes Michael Rissi! Gomez set this up perfectly!
Steve White: And there’s the counter! Who is it now? It’s… MR. KATZ!
Mr. Katz comes in but he’s nervous and apprehensive as he back off around the ring. Thor runs up and knees Katz in the gut as he tries to build momentum! They start trading blows but Katz rakes Thor in the face! Katz starts booting Thor in the side but Thor tosses Mr. Katz into the cell wall! Big Motherfucker gets a steel chair from the cell wall and swings it at Michael but Michael ducks it and springs up to the cell wall! Michael climbs the cell wall then moonsaults off of it and lands on Motherfucker! The fans go WILD! Thor comes behind Michael and smacks him in the back with a steel chair! Thor hits him again and again! Thor then drops it and gets Michael in a headlock as he targets the injured neck! Michael thrashes around and gets the much smaller Thor up as he slams him agains the cell wall! Mr. Katz doesn’t let Michael have a second as he rakes Michael’s back then licks his paws! Mr. Katz hits Michael with a Katz Elbow to the side of the head! Michael can’t get a second to breath here! Mr. Katz goes for Spearmint but he runs into Michael and comes off second best! Mr. Katz holds his head but he gets a powerbomb right on the metal floor for his troubles!
Steve White: It’s no secret that Michael Rissi and Mr. Katz have had their fair share of problems in the past but this idiot just got powerbombed right on the damn metal floor there!!
Chuck Thompson: That was brutal as the ring and cell really starts to fill up now!
Steve White: And there’s the counter! Who is it now? It’s… ACE PENA!
Ace runs in and quickly jumps a kick into the back of Michael Rissi! Big Motherfucker jumps on Michael and they start to brawl again! Ace Pena looks around as Thor puts his hands out and starts reasoning with Ace. Ace looks up and see’s Mr. Katz stirring to his feet! Ace gets his boot ready and runs Phantasm right into Mr. Katz’s face! Mr. Katz is down after that huge running boot and Ace hooks both of the legs as the fans go wild!
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Illa Isabella: Mr. Katz has been eliminated!
Steve White: Ace Pena comes in and targets The CPO’s enemy in Michael Rissi but he also builds momentum as he takes out Mr. Katz and covers him there! Big first elimination by Ace Pena as this one heats up!
Chuck Thompson: Michael Rissi is hurt and bleeding now as they gang up on him. He could really suffer his first loss here tonight!
Big Motherfucker starts hitting Michael Rissi with big body shots as he uses his size to batter and bruise him. Michael and Thor are bleeding pretty badly! Ace Pena takes a kendo stick off of the cell wall and snaps it over Michael’s back but Big Motherfucker wants the glory for taking out Michael so he hits Ace with a big chokeslam on the metal floor! Thor comes up behind Motherfucker and low blows him with a kick to the balls! Big Motherfucker goes down and Thor DDTs him on the metal floor! Thor turns around and Michael presses him overhead! Michael tosses Thor in the air and against the cell wall! Thor falls in a bloody mess on the floor as the counter starts again!
Steve White: This is a BRUTAL match! The carnage and the pain! Thor felt that one hard! Michael Rissi is beaten, bruised and blood but he’s refusing to go down! He wants to take out Ace Pena more than anything!!
Chuck Thompson: The counter is on and Emilio is set to come in and attack! The big man is fresh and he could win it!
Emilio rushes in and takes Ace out with a running gut! Ace goes flying and hits the damn cell wall! Big Motherfucker hits Michael with a big right hand! Michael stumbles into Emilio who takes him out with a swinging gut and sends him flying. Emilio and Big Motherfucker aren’t fond of each other. They stare across from each other as the fans cheer! They start to trade big blows! The big men beat the crap out of each other until Emilio grabs Big Motherfucker and plants him with Supreme Slam right on the metal! Ace Pena grabs a table off of the wall and sets it up! Ace grabs Michael by the hair and picks him up but Michael gets Ace up on his back and plants Ace with a Rissi Slam out of nowhere back into the ring! The fans are on their feet! Thor comes behind Michael and smacks him in the back with his Thor Staff! Thor hits Michael with it again and again! He goes for another but Michael grabs it and snaps it in half with amazing strength! Thor is shocked as Michael picks him up and pops him in the air and falls Thor into a double knee facebuster! The fans go wild as Michael hits Hazard Dawn and covers Thor!
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Illa Isabella: Sah’ta Thor has been eliminated!
Steve White: Thor is gone! Michael destroys Thor! These two old arch enemies still going at it after all this time and Michael pins Thor yet AGAIN! Now we have 4 men left!
Chuck Thompson: Two monsters remain and Ace Pena who no doubt has instructions from his mentor Brandon Bash to take out Michael Rissi tonight!
Big Motherfucker hits Emilio in the face with a big punch that busts him open! Motherfucker sends Emilio into the cell wall and damages the chainlink structure with all his weight Big Motherfucker then takes Emilio down with a big boot to the head! Motherfucker turns around but Michael hoists him up on his back and plants him with Rissi Slam! Michael goes to cover but his neck plays up on him! Ace runs up and knees Michael in the head! Ace then climbs up on the cell wall and springs off with a big corkscrew splash on Big Motherfucker as he takes the cover!
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Illa Isabella: Big Motherfucker has been eliminated!
Steve White: Ace Pena takes out Big Motherfucker after Rissi just crushed him! Ace sending a message to Rissi now and this would MAKE Ace’s career if he could beat Michael Rissi and win this entire thing here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: 3 men remain!
Michael and Ace get up but Emilio crushes them against the cell wall! Ace stirs to his feet and Emilio tosses him across the area on the metal floor! Emilio grabs Michael and hits him with a body shot! Michael roars and hoists Emilio up and plants him through the set up table! The fans go nuts! Emilio is in pain in the debris but after a moment passes, Michael yanks Emilio up and presses him up, hitting him with an overhead slam on the steel! Emilio is down and the fans are in shock! The fans go wild as Michael covers!
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Illa Isabella: Emilio Gonzalos has been eliminated!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! The power and strength of Michael Rissi as he takes out one more rival! Emilio Gonzalos manhandled by the power of Michael Rissi there! That was huge!
Chuck Thompson: Michael Rissi is gonna do it! This guy is the real deal! Ace Pena remains!
Michael is up but he’s hurt and tired! He wipes blood from his face but Ace swings a kick into the side of his head! Michael hits Ace in the face! Ace swings but Michael blocks some shots from him! Michael punches Ace in the gut then Ace springs off of the cell wall with a flying kick! Michael ducks it! Ace goes for Phantasm! Michael grabs his boot then sends him flipping in the air! Ace lands on his feet! Michael with a Superman Punch but Ace barrel rolls out of the way! Ace springs off of the ropes for a springboard move but Michael catches him and plants him on the metal floor with a big slam! Ace stumbles around and Michael cracks him with a Superkick! Ace is down and Michael covers!
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Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… Michael Rissi!
Steve White: He did it! He did it dammit! With the deck stacked Michael Rissi overcomes the odds and wins this one! This was a damn ruse against Michael tonight but he overcame it and he also did what this contest was set up for and he impressed dammit!
Chuck Thompson: Michael Rissi is a freaking beast and if you’re Thor, Gomez, Bash or any of those factions, you’re pissed off tonight!
The fans are going wild as Michael gets up, blood and bruised but raising his arms as he roars in victory! Suddenly behind Michael Rissi, the metal floor opens up and we see Cliff Maxwell crawl out of it! Cliff has a baseball bat with him and the fans all switch to booing.
Steve White: What the heck!? Is that Cliff Maxwell!? What the fuck is he doing here?
The match is over but Cliff hits Michael in the back of the head with the bat! Cliff sees he doesn’t go down so he hits Michael in the back with it then hits him again! Michael turns around and Cliff is shocked that Michael isn’t going down! Cliff backs up and swings once more but Michael grabs the bat and tosses it away! Michael is pissed off and he goes to grab Cliff but Cliff takes an aerosol can out of his back pocket and sprays Michael in the eyes with it! Michael is blinded and he’s hurt! He yells out in pain and the fans are booing!
Steve White: Cliff Maxwell is assaulting Michael Rissi after this brutal match! Why? Does is have something to do with his exchange with Brandon Bash earlier in the night?! Michael just got smacked with that bat and now blinded with that spray!
Michael is damaged! Cliff smirks as he puts his brass knuckles on and hits Michael in the side of the head with Power Punch! Michael hits the cage door! Cliff is pissed off as he still won’t go down! Cliff punches Michael in the head with his brass knuckle assisted Power Punch once more and Michael goes through the door to the outside, crashing down to the floor! The fans boo as Cliff quickly makes an escape out the back!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! A damn ambush! A damn mugging!
Michael is hurt on the outside floor as Cliff Maxwell makes his escape, smirking and laughing while the fans boo. We fade out to a promo for the Divine World Seriies.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This main event contest is set for one fall!
Joyride by Tinashe starts to play on the PA system and makes way for the entrance of Nina Chanel. The fans cheer as Nina Chanel comes out in the smoke and lights and does a sexy pose on the stage. Nina comes down the ramp and points at some fans then runs down the ramp and gets into the ring. Nina gets to the corner and raises her arms then waits for the match to finally begin.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Being Accompanied by Thea Nefeli… Nina Chanel!
"Rollin" hit the PA as the fans stand to their feet for The Legend Black Man. Black Man storms out onto the stage with his two fists held high in the air clinched and raised towards the rafters. Black Man runs from side to the side a top the stage and gets the fans to their feet whether they boo or cheer his name. Black Man finally bounces in place center stage before walking down the ramp to the ring shaking his shoulders and head with every step. The intense stare from his glare is piercing as he reaches the ring and jumps onto the apron with pyro exploding behind him from the top of the stage area. After getting into the ring, Black Man heads to all four turnbuckles and stands with both fists once again raised in the air towards the fans.
Illa Isabella: And next her opponent… Being Accompanied by Brandon Bash… He is the EHWF World Champion… The Legendary… Black Man!
DING DING DING
Main Event: Black Man vs. Nina Chanel
The bell sounds and Black Man shows his arrogance. Black Man talks trash and circles around with Nina as they come to lock up! Nina slips through his legs then starts striking at the back of his knees with quick kicks! Black Man spins around and swings! An angry Nina ducks it and knees Black Man in the gut! Black Man is much bigger and takes it! Nina bounces off of the ropes and Black Man levels Nina with a massive clothesline! Black Man is pissed! He stomps out Nina viciously on the mat before the ref breaks it up! Black Man sends Nina into the turnbuckle and she takes the hit hard! Black Man runs up but Nina jumps both boots into his face! Black Man rages and lunches at her but she dives out of the way and Black Man hits the turnbuckle hard!
Steve White: Nina looking to get some revenge here for what they tried to do to Thea last week at WAR! Black Man trying to bash Nina here but Nina staying alive and showing heart and determination!
Chuck Thompson: Nina has had a good time here in EHWF but hasn’t been AS successful! Thea is the better and stronger competitor out of the two Joyride babes so Nina has her work in front of her against the champion here tonight!
Black Man gets a dropkick to the chest! Nina wants to follow up but he knees her in the side! Black Man whips Nina into the ropes and then bends down for a body drop! Nina bounces back and kicks him square in the damn head! Black Man stumbles back and Nina goes to bounce off of the ropes again but Brandon Bash reaches in and trips her up! This leads to Black Man hitting Nina with a big STO! Nina gets crushed on the mat and the fans boo! Thea gets up and argues with Bash and the ref! Ref gets up and argues back! The ref is distracted by Bash and Black Man stands on Nina’s hair and pulls her up as she screams in pain! The fans all boo and Thea wildly tries to get the refs attention but as he turns around, Black Man stops it!
Steve White: Blatant dirty tactics here tonight against Nina! Thea came damn close but suffered the same fate of Bash’s interference and then an ambush after the match!
Chuck Thompson: Nina taking on some damage there but I’m impressed she’s still fighting after taking those heavy shots and the rest of this punishment. Maybe I should go to her locker room after this and give her a massage to make her feel better!
Black Man tosses Nina in the corner and starts hitting her with big corner stomps! The ref tells Black Man to cut it out! Nina stumbles out and Black Man boots her in the midsection! He goes for a scissor kick but Nina pushes him away and hits him with a springboard kick to the back of the head! Black Man stumbles over! Nina then springs on the middle then the top ropes and leaps off, hitting Black Man with a springboard dropkick, taking him down to the mat! Brandon Bash yells out and gets up on the apron! Thea runs up and grabs his leg and pulls him down! Bash shoves Thea and she falls over the steel steps but rolls back on her feet! Thea runs up and jumps on the steel steps then dives on Bash! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Thea just took out Bash there! Does Nina really have a shot here now!? Black Man is down and Nina could follow up here!
Chuck Thompson: Bash down! Thea with her injured leg and all just landed on him flying from the steel steps!
Nina with a rolling thunder lands on Black Man as she wants to follow up! Nina gets up, pretty battered but determined! Nina looks around and spits out some blood from her busted lip! Black Man gets up and goes for Black Boot! Nina ducks it and snaps a kick into his legs! Nina comes off of the ropes but Black Man thumbs her in the eye! Nina falls back! Black Man hits Nina with Black Boot off of the thumb to the eye and she falls in the corner! Black Man lines Nina up as she stumbles out and he goes for BMF but with all her might, Nina shoves Black Man into the ropes! He comes back and Nina boots him in the gut then goes for Designer DDT! As she kicks it, Black Man steps out of her grasp and turns her around then hits her with Black Stunn! The fans boo as Black Man cover her!
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Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… The EHWF World Champion… The Legendary… Black Man!
Steve White: Well I saw that coming! Nina giving her all but her lack of experience along with Brandon Bash and Black Man’s blatant dirty fighting left her with very little chance!
Chuck Thompson: The CPO still reigning supreme in the main event. Nina unable to get one back for Joyride here tonight…
Brandon Bash signals to the entrance as he gets a mic and get in the ring! Black Man stomps on Nina but Thea pulls her out! Alexandria and Stephen come down to the ring and Brandon directs them.
Brandon Bash: Don’t let these two bitches get out of here alive. Everyone wants to question The CPO - well lets send a message by putting these two in the hospital beds next to Wilmer Patacky tonight!
Thea and Nina are both hurt as Alexandria and Stephen surround them outside the ring! Brandon Bash and Black Man laugh.
Black Man: Yeah an… …
Black Man’s mic stops working. Bash goes to say something but his mic cuts out as well! Everyone looks confused as static is heard.
Steve White: What the heck is going on now?!
As Brandon Bash attempts to speak again, the arenas sound system screeches with static and feed back. Brandon angrily smacks his microphone and attempts to speak again to no avail. Black Man shouts and screams for another mike as lights across the arena flicker and fade as the screens hanging from rafters and above the entrance ramp are engulfed by static. A face slowly comes into view. But only just enough to see a man in a suit wearing a mask with pitch black eyes and nothing more. The CPO begin to scream and shout instructions to the arena crew. This ends when the masked man on the screen begins to laugh. His chuckle is deep, raspy and weirdly modulated.
Egar: What an utter descent into the deep end of insanity. Good thing I can swim. I cannot say the same for those weak few in the ring. Too long has this charade gone on. Too long has this grotesque and boring joke, graced the screens of wrestling and entertainment. What was dead must stay dead. The CPO will be pulled from the earth. ROOT AND STEM! No memory nor blood shall remain. The picture and words about you that have tormented the world will BURN! A coffin awaits you all. I am your boogyman, angel of death and grim reaper. You will feel my RAGE down to your atoms!
Steve White: Who the heck is this Egar guy!? What is this?!
This gives time for Joyride to escape through the crowd. Bash, Black Man, Alexandria and Stephen look confused. The static blips out and the lights come back on across the arena. The CPO are standing confused in the ring when they notice Wilmer Patacky standing on the stage with a maniacal grin across his face. He holds a microphone with both hands. His body shaking as he whispers in the microphone.
Steve White: WHAT!? WHAT!? It’s Wilmer Patacky! It’s Wilmer Patacky! He’s back! He’s back!
Wilmer Patacky: I wrote you a poem....
Wilmer closes his eyes
Wilmer Patacky: Who’s the man standing there?
Why does he have a vengeful eye?
Beating you down and sending your soul to the sky
Blood shall flow from memories past
He shall not gloat
Just here to kick your ass
So tell me what you see
Is it me or the voices you hear in the trees?
Never shall you sleep peacefully again
He and I sign your life away with blood instead of a pen.
Steve White: BAH GAWD! I can’t see a damn thing will these lights! I-I think that’s all we have time for! Be safe ladies and gents and good night!
Abruptly the lights shut off once more and the arena is engulfed in red from flames shooting up from the ring posts, up and across the entrance ramp and stage. All that is heard Is Egar and Wilmer laughing maniacally as the screen fades out.