Post by EHWF Management on Sept 24, 2021 11:06:49 GMT -5
The scene opens up as official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, “Back It” by Yizzy and Dizzie Rascal, is playing in the background. We pan into the scene where we see fans screaming in the crowd in the Divine Compound Arena! There are monitors behind those fans as we get a clear shot of the modern arena on the Divine Resort. As we cut to the pyrotechnics show, we move onto the broadcast area at ringside where Steve White and Chuck Thompson are waiting to start the night!
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen! We welcome you to Saturday Night Mayhem LIVE from the Divine Compound here off the coast of Puerto Rico! Tonight - we have a massive night planned at the new home of EHWF. We have a MASSIVE main event planned as Zoe McDraven and Thea Nefeli are gonna go at it AGAIN for the EHWF Hardcore Championship! Last week at Battlefield, they fought an intense match with all the issues of Zoe injuring Nina Chanel, Thea dating Zoe’s ex, Mazzio and their fighting over the title all boiling over but ending in a draw as they both put each other through the same table at the same time! It was absolutely intense and their rivalry and intensity for each other definitely got the best of them but tonight, there MUST be a winner and we’re gonna see it in a good ol’ fashioned Hardcore match with the title on the line Bah Gawd!!
Chuck Thompson: That’s gonna be massive but if you saw Sudden Death and Battlefield then you know that the war between Wilmer Patacky and Co and The Corporate Power Originals has reached a crossroads! The CPO took Wilmer and Eric out at Sudden Death as they want to get rid of anyone who poses a threat to Black Man’s EHWF Championship! The CPO went to do the same to The Rissi’s the next night on Battlefield but Wilmer and Eric checked themselves out of the hospital and made a comeback and fought The CPO back which prompted Fernandez Gomez to come out and control the chaos by forcing Brandon Bash to pick a contender for Black Man’s championship TONIGHT! We know Wilmer wants it but tonight he’ll have to team with Black Man to fight against two people who hate each other just as much as Black Man and Wilmer Patacky do - Misty Vega and Solomon Graham! It’s gonna be massive tonight!
Steve White: That’ll be huge BUT we also have Eric Smith going one on one with Korey Kill as both of these brash brawlers are looking to claw some momentum in their corner with a big win tonight! Eric Smith has been on fire since he came back! Korey Kill couldn’t get the job done against Michael Rissi last week! I can’t wait to see the encounter between these two go down!
Chuck Thompson: It seems like almost every tag team in EHWF is after Kill Team X now! Kill Team X took down The Regulators but The CPO and The Regulators ambushed them at Battlefield in hopes of getting a shot at the belts which prompted The Brothers of Balance to come out and make the save. The Bros. and Kill Team X are by no means friends though but they’ll have to be tonight as they team up to take on The CPO and The Regulators in a huge 8 person tag team match! By the end of the night we’ll know just who has the real claim to fighting Kill Team X for the titles!
Steve White: And the opener! Joanna Rissi, Brianna Rissi and Alexandria Kendrick who are at war with each other at the moment will team up to take on Kori Argenum, Taylor Kill and the retuning Nina Chanel in a huge 6 person tag team contest! That’s gonna be massive and you have to wonder, with Alexandria clearly in a war against The Rissi women, will her efforts tonight in this match affect Brandon Bash and Black Man’s announcement about a number one contender for the EHWF Championship?
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for tonight, Steve! Lets start the show!
Brandon Bash’s music hits and the fans all start to boo. Brandon Bash eventually makes his way out on the stage with a mic and the fans all get louder and louder with their boos as the suited up Bash smirks on the top of the stage with his mic in his hand, waiting for his music to cut out.
Brandon Bash: Last week at Sudden Death, Black Man dominantly defended his EHWF World Championship against Sah’ta Thor. He did his defence as he was scheduled to do. The Corporate Power Originals also took out Wilmer Patacky and Eric Smith.
The fans all get up and wildly start to boo Brandon as he his forced to stop talking and waits until they get quieter.
Brandon Bash: But then on Battlefield, Eric and Wilmer show up, so clearly we didn’t do a good enough job the night before… to make things worse, because everyone hates Black Man’s talent and success, Fernandez Gomez is FORCING us to choose a contender for Black Man’s title… a contender who DOESN’T deserve a shot at the Blackest Man of All Time. A contender who isn’t in Black Man’s league…
The fans hate Bash right now but his smirk grows wider.
Brandon Bash: So… If that’s what we’re forced to do, then we’ll do it… but we’re going to do it on OUR terms and not Gomez or anyone are going to change that!
Brandon Bash walks off to the side of the stage for a moment.
Brandon Bash: Wilmer Patacky and Black Man are booked together in a tag team match tonight… It’s clear these two men are bitter rivals and hate each others guts… Shit, I hate Wilmer more than anyone. He’s a pathetic piece of shit and I was ashamed to call him my son in law.
The boos and jeers get loud and people throw garbage at Bash and at the ramp, trying to hit him.
Brandon Bash: But seeing as Wilmer and Black Man have been on this collision course, we’re gonna give him an opportunity… not a shot… an OPPORTUNITY!
Bash looks out at the fans as they go quiet.
Brandon Bash: Next week at Aces High… We’re gonna challenge Wilmer Patacky and his little Alliance to a match… If they can beat us then we’ll give him a shot at the EHWF Championship… no questions asked! BUT… they have to beat us next week… that’s the catch. If they don’t beat us the Wilmer relinquishes all his points for contendership and he goes all the way to the back of the line and WE get to choose Black Man’s next opponent from anyone on the roster!
Steve White: Well, what kinda deal is that!?
Brandon Bash: It’s going to be The Corporate Power Originals… Black Man, Alexandria Kendrick, Cliff Maxwell, Ace Pena and Stephen Sebastian versus Wilmer Patacky, Brianna Rissi, Eric Smith, Joanna Rissi and Michael Rissi… and it’s gonna be… A STADIUM MATCH!
The fans switch from booing for the first time and start cheering as Brandon Bash looks determined!
Steve White: BAH GAWD!? A Stadium Match next week at Aces High!? And it’s for the Number One Contendership! That’s huge!
Brandon Bash: Everyone in this 10 person Stadium Match fights it out anywhere in the stadium/arena, team vs. team. If one member of one team says they quit then that team loses! You all already know what’s on the line!
Steve White: Well… This isn’t what anyone was expecting but it’s huge! A massive Stadium Match next week at Aces High! If The Corporate Power Originals win, Wilmer goes to the back of the line and Black Man gets to defend his title against anyone he wants on the Roster! If Wilmer and The Alliance win then Wilmer will become the number one contender to Black Man and The EHWF Championship!
Brandon Bash: You wanted it? You got it! Stadium Match… Next week at Aces High!Let’s REALLY see what you assholes are made of!
Brandon Bash drops the mic and storms off as the cheering fans go back to booing him as he walks out. The fans boo him off and go back to cheering as we go back to the ring.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This opening contest is a 6 person tag team contest and it’s set for one fall!
'Oblivion' by Mastodon hits the arena as Taylor comes out from behind the titan tron. She smiles as she has her hands pressed firmly on the curves of her body as she caresses herself. She runs her hands from her hips up her sides and her chest finally touching her hood which she takes off. She smirks gently and makes her way down the ramp ignoring the fans on her way down. Taylor gets to the bottom of the ramp and gives and arrogant look at the bottom before she slides in the ring. Taylor shows off in the ring and raises her arms out to the fans as she gets a mixed reaction from the fans with a lot of them booing her as she taunts them.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Taylor Kill!
The lights suddenly shut off. A silent whisper spoke seconds after.
"I am the warrior, Show your pride now... Solidify your place in time!"
As the chorus of "Warrior" by Disturbed started, the lights flashed back on with white pyrotechnics shooting up from the platform. The color of the lights shooting out of the stage is pink and gold and then changes to blue and green. In front of the blast was Kori Argentum; the fans cheered for her; some chanted her name, while others held up signs with her name on it.
With a smile on her face, she gave the crowd the a wave before running down the ramp. She lunged herself underneath the bottom rope after arriving at the ring, propping herself up on one knee after sliding in the center of it. Kori took the cheers in with the same smile plastered on her face. While standing up on her feet, she raised her hands high, screaming along with them, while making her way over to the corner of the ring to wait for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her partner… Kori Argentum
Joyride by Tinashe starts to play on the PA system and makes way for the entrance of Nina Chanel. The fans cheer as Nina Chanel comes out in the smoke and lights and does a sexy pose on the stage. Nina comes down the ramp and points at some fans then runs down the ramp and gets into the ring. Nina gets to the corner and raises her arms then waits around for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And their partner… Nina Chanel!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
Illa Isabella: And next… Their opponents… First… Joanna Rissi!
The lights fade out, as a maniacal laugh from Alexandria can be heard right before "No World for Tomorrow" by Coheed & Cambria begins to blare throughout the arena. The lights come back in with a teal hue, as the crowd erupts with boos. Alexandria Kendrick steps out onto the stage, staring down at the ring, refusing to break her focus. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. She wore black compression shorts that ended just below her knees with a teal grim reaper design on the left leg while "Kendrick" in teal font went down her right leg. On her upper torso she wore a similar compression style women's tanktop that clung tightly to her body, to the delight of many in the crowd. Strapped around her waist is her EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championship, with her gloves seen stuffed in between her body and the belt on the left side of her waist. Alexandria reaches down and pulls her gloves free before pulling each glove over both of her hands. They seemed to also have a teal grim reaper design on each glove. She makes sure her fingers are in tight before pulling the velcro over, tightening the gloves around her wrist before popping her knuckles. She makes her way down the ramp, shaking her wrists and limbering up as she does so. She slides into the ring underneath the bottom rope, quickly pushing herself up to her feet like a jump, showing off some of her strength. Alex would stand in the middle of the ring, reaching back and unstrapping the Mixed Tag Team Championship from around her waist. She would then suddenly jump forward, placing her right foot on the bottom rope and catching her left foot onto the middle rope while grabbing a hold of the top rope with her left hand. Alex then raises the Mixed Tag Team Championship in her right hand up into the air. "No World for Tomorrow" would slowly begin to fade out. Alex would hop off of the ropes and back into the corner, waiting for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her partner tonight… She is one half of the Mixed Tag Team Champions… Alexandria Kendrick!
"I Will Not Bow" hits the PA System as multi coloured lights hits the arena and everyone in the crowd starts going nuts and crazy with cheers! Brianna Rissi appears on the stage and waves out to the screaming fans, performing some theatrics before she runs down the ramp and high fives the fans on her way down. She jumps up on the apron and flips her way into the ring where she makes her way to the ropes. Brianna celebrates against the ropes with the fans and makes her way to the ring, raising her arms and waiting for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And next… Their partner… She is the Divine Champion… Brianna Rissi!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and Alexandria is arguing with Brianna over who gets to start it out first but Joanna calms Brianna and they let Alexandria start it out as they trade insults. Alexandria circles the ring with Nina who tries to get under her skin. The fans are going wild as they tie up and Alexandria knees Nina in the midsection then whips her into the ropes and knocks her down with a shoulder block! Alexandria picks Nina up and whips her into the corner but Nina jumps up on the ropes and backflips off before impact which gets a pop! Alexandria swings a lariat! Nina ducks it! Nina boots Alexandria in the midsection and hits her with a suplex! Nina picks her up and grabs Alexandria by her hair as she runs up and jumps off of the second ropes! Nina goes to hit a move but Alexandria shoves her off of her while she comes off of the ropes! Nina hits the corner and Kori Argentum tags herself in! Kori runs in but Alexandria ducks her then takes her down with a spinning kick!
Steve White: The hatred and intensity between Brianna/Joanna and Alexandria is definitely evident and now that Brandon has announced that Stadium Match - this one might go either way! Alexandria starting this one off with Kori after she has words with her partners here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: The Rissi Women want nothing more than to get their hands on Alexandria but they’re gonna have to wait until next week at Aces High!
Alexandria picks Kori up and hits her with a right hand then another then another! Kori responds with a forearm! Alexandria with a krav maga sweep of the leg, drops Kori then gets on top of her and starts hitting her with right hands on the mat until Kori kicks Alexandria off of her! They both get up! Kori boots Alexandria in the midsection then slaps her in the chest and dropkicks her into the corner! Alexandria hits the corner and Brianna tags herself in! Alexandria is pissed off and starts arguing with Brianna but Alexandria is forced on the apron by the ref! Brianna hits Kori with an armdrag! They get up and Kori gets hit with another armdrag! The fans are going wild! Brianna with a big belly to belly suplex! Kori stumbles around the ring and falls in her corner as she tags in Taylor! Taylor runs in but Brianna takes her down with a diving shoulder block! Kori tries to get the jump on Brianna after that one but Brianna hits a running Kori with a flapjack! Kori rolls out of the ring and Taylor turns around as Brianna boots her in the midsection and hits her with a big suplex! The fans are going wild as Brianna smirks at Alexandria and tags in Joanna Rissi!
Steve White: Alexandria starting this one off great for her team but Brianna tags herself in and plays mind games with her and now Brianna tags in Joanna as they get it done in the ring!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria not liking that one bit!
Joanna comes in and gets to a knee and Brianna scoops Taylor up and slams her down on Joanna’s knee! Taylor yells out in pain and Joanna quickly covers her!
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Joanna gets up and runs and springs off of the second rope and hits Taylor with a big moonsault! The fans are going wild off of that one as Joanna lines Taylor up! Taylor gets up and Joanna fires her Celestial Shot superkick but Taylor ducks it! Taylor screams in frustration and runs up, diving on Joanna and hitting her with continuous right hands to the head! They both get up! Joanna dropkicks Taylor to the mat! Joanna then bounces off of the ropes and hits Taylor with a running hurricanrana when she gets up! Joanna wants to build something big as the fans get loud but Taylor shoves her into the corner as Joanna goes to pick her up and Alexandria tags herself in!
Steve White: Joanna doing damaged but Alexandria blind tags back into this one as these women are tryna play mind games with each other now!
Chuck Thompson: Taylor trying to build something here but Alexandria is back in and she’s gonna try and use her to send a message to her partners now!
Alexandria comes in and punts Taylor in the ribs! Alexandria smirks over at Joanna and Brianna and insults them! Alexandria grabs Taylor and pulls her in for Perfect Shot but Taylor elbows Alexandria in the midsection and hits her with a right hand! Alexandria bounces off of the ropes and runs at Alexandria who takes Taylor out with a corkscrew body dive! Taylor sprawls around and dive tags Nina back into the match! Nina gets on the top rope and takes Alexandria out with a massive missile dropkick and the fans go WILD! Nina gets up slowly and stalks Alexandria from behind!
Steve White: The fans are going wild and Nina Chanel is back in the mix of things! Nina taking Alexandria down and impressing here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna and Brianna not rushing to help Alexandria either! I love this match, Steve!
Nina pulls Alexandria in for Designer DDT but Alexandria shoves Nina into the corner back first! Alexandria ducks past Nina and springs off of the second then top rope and hits Nina with a springboard dropkick! Alexandria runs up for her End Game knee but Nina hits the mat and barely avoids it! Nina bounces off of the ropes and hits Alexandria with a running hurricanrana across the ring! The fans are on their feet now! Alexandria is groggy but Nina follows it up with a quick running Spanish fly! Alexandria takes the impact and tries to get over to the corner to tag out but both Joanna and Brianna smirk and refuse to tag Alexandria! Alexandria is pissed off and hurt! She demands a tag but Joanna and Brianna smirk and refuse! Nina come behind and drags Alexandria away and gets her in a headlock from behind!
Steve White: Joanna and Brianna not tagging in on Alexandria and Alexandria has had to deal with the consequences of that! Nina now taking advantage and the fans are loving all this right now!
Chuck Thompson: I could watch these 6 women all night!!
Alexandria is furious as she stands up and gets Nina on her back then hits her with a mat slam! Alexandria is hurt and tired but she can’t get a tag so she starts arguing with the Rissi’s but it just gives Nina time to roll up Alexandria from behind!
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Alexandria is furious! She gets up, embarrassed and trades blows with Nina! Alexandria jumps up high and plants a dropkick right in Nina’s face and sends her into the corner where Kori tags herself in! Kori rushes in but gets dropped by Alexandria! Taylor tries to make a jump from behind but Alexandria runs Taylor across the ring and tosses her out to the outside floor! The fans are going wild! Kori is able to boot Alexandria in the midsection and goes for a sitout facebuster but Alexandria flip bottoms Kori and then catapults her into Nina who is recovering on the apron! Nina falls to the outside floor and the fans are going nuts!
Steve White: Alexandria Kendrick having to take her own medicine here tonight as she’s now been effectively left alone in this match!
Chuck Thompson: The Rissi’s are laughing right now and Alexandria is pissed that she can’t get a tag out! Alexandria looks hurt after that one but now she’s pissed and she’s building momentum!!
Alexandria is bruised and exhausted but there’s no chance of tagging out! Taylor gets up on the apron but Alexandria grabs her by the hair and screams at Brianna from across the ring then runs Taylor up the apron and smacks her head off of the turnbuckle! Taylor falls off the apron to the outside! Kori goes for Argentum Gold from behind but Alexandria sidesteps it and hits Kori with her Spinning Backfist! Kori hits the ropes and she’s out of it! She stumbles back into the centre and Alexandria boots her in the midsection and pulls her in, looking over at Brianna and Joanna before hitting The Perfect Shot! Kori goes down hard and the fans are on their feet! Alexandria covers Kori as she looks up at Brianna with a smirk!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners of this match… Joanna Rissi… One Half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Alexandria Kendrick and the Divine Champion… Brianna Rissi!
Steve White: They still got the job done! Too much talent on one side and Joanna, Brianna and Alexandria get the win after Alexandria was left to get for herself! Alexandria had to go into overdrive and she did just that!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria very impressive there and all of these women just sent a message to each other!
Alexandria holds her title belt up high in the ring while her music plays. Brianna and Joanna are on the ramp as Brianna smirks back down at her and holds her Divine Championship up high. The fans are all cheering as we fade out backstage.
We come in backstage into a private room where there are tables and sofas with champagne in buckets and flat screens playing Mayhem on the walls. As we pan in further into the room we see Maddie Murdock in a black and green dress, seated at one of the sofas with a glass of champagne in her hand and a smirk on her face as she watches Mayhem on the monitor before turning to the camera.
Maddie Murdock: So, hold up… I’m supposed to be hyping these people up? From what I just watched? These are some of the people that you constantly tell me on Twitter, on Facebook, online and on all social media that are so much better than me and everyone who USED to be in EHWF? This is the competition that is so much better than EHWF’s old days? Are you serious?
Maddie finishes her champagne and smirks.
Maddie Murdock: I’ve seen some impressive things, sure but nothing I couldn’t handle and definitely nothing that I haven’t seen before. I just don’t get what all the hype is about… I could beat anyone out there and it wouldn’t be a problem for me… It’s hurtful when you insignificant fans say these things.
Maddie puts the glass down and sits up on the sofa, adjusting her dress.
Maddie Murdock: People really want me to prove it? They still want me to prove that I am without a doubt the very best that this business has ever seen?
The fans watching on the tron back in the arena cheer.
Maddie Murdock: Well, I’m not gonna sign with EHWF… Instead, I’m gonna issue an open challenge to prove that this new breed of competitor absolutely sucks and that they can’t hold a damn candle to me… Then when I prove I’ve still got it, Fernandez Gomez can sign me to a contract but that contract is going to make me the highest paid on the roster.
The fans get a little indifferent and some jeers get mixed in with the cheers as Maddie’s arrogant tone gets more and more confident.
Maddie Murdock: I guess I’ll see one of you bitches at Aces High…
The fans go wild as we fade out from the scene.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This next contest is an 8 person tag team contest and it’s set for one fall!
"Regulate" by Warren G hits the announce speakers as booing is showered down upon two large African American males, Greg Davis and Da Monsta, as they hit the stage. Da Monsta glares out into the sea of attendees with a snarl that could kill while Greg Davis tosses up the 'West Coast' sign. The two side by side stroll down to the ring. Greg Davis leaps onto the apron and over the top rope while Da Monsta walks up the ring stairs and steps over the top rope. Both men, dressed in black gear stand there, middle of the ring, not saying a word as they take in the fans disgust for them.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Regulators!
We see two guys come out and roll out a red carpet. Then, Ghost’s “Majesty” plays, and everyone boos, knowing what comes next. Out comes Cliff Maxwell, who is wearing his trademark scarf and shades. Out he comes and we that he is not only surrounded by pretty girls but we also see that the Paparazzi is following him. He makes his way down to the ring, going for high fives from the fans, but pulls away last minute, causing for hatred from the fans. He climbs the ring steps, wipes his feet on the ring apron and steps through the ropes. He then climbs the turnbuckle and does the universally known gesture for “Up Yours!!” before jumping off the turnbuckle, spinning in mid air, landing feet first and facing the turnbuckle opposite him and leaning against the turnbuckle he just jumped from.
Illa Isabella: And next… Their Partners… First… Cliff Maxwell
The PA System hits with the opening of OTW as the fans all pick up in the stands and begin to cheer. As the lighting darkens and styles and the smoke goes off, Ace Pena emerges onto the stage and looks out at all of the cheering and screaming fans! He holds his arms out before taking his sunglasses off and with a smile, makes his way down the ramp. He high fives some of the fans cheering for him in the crowd before sprinting down the remainder of the ramp and sliding into the ring. He looks out at the fans, getting up onto the turnbuckle, raising his arms and celebrating his arrival as he gets off of the ropes and makes his way into the middle of the ring, stretching and loosening up.
Illa Isabella: And their partner… He is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Ace Pena!
It's Going Down by Linkin Park ft. The Executioners plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out first, ignoring the fans as he usually does, wearing a black and red stripy mask, black and red stripy trousers, black gloves and black boots and walks straight to the ring by stepping up the stairs and stepping over the top rope before Konrad Raab comes out moments later wearing blue and white trousers with a blue and white mask with black gloves and black boots and high fives the fans while walking to the ring and slides in the ring with Lord Raab. Lord Raab crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while Konrad goes on the turnbuckle and raises his hands to the fans as they have mixed cheers and boos for the pair of them with Konrad getting down from the ring and fist bumps Lord Raab as Konrad stands with the pair of them looking at the ramp for their opponents to come out.
Illa Isabella: And next… Their opponents… First… The Brothers of Balance… Konrad Raab and Lord Raab!
Bass and drums strut through the P.A. system as vibrant white lights flash and siren throughout the arena. By the time the opening lines of “Sick Week” by the Jack Wood join these instruments, two shorter, but muscular frames saunter through the curtain and onto the stage, which has become enveloped by fog up to the knees. Stepping to the outsides of the top of the ramp but in line with one another, EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION ANA SOMNIA and EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM and SHOWTIME CHAMPION SARA DANIELS look out on their respective sides of the venue. As they do so, the clips of their violence transitions into a wall of text where an arterial red pair of intersecting slashes tear through the center, as if done by an animal.
The former dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. Her knee pads offer arterial red slashes in the shape of the letter X, as if left there by an articulate creature with scathingly sharp claws. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as arterial red laces hanging untied from either side. The KTX sigil is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a black leather moto jacket closed most of the way. Her EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP is wrapped around her waist. The arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more disdainful and sinister when those lips twist into a malicious sneer.
The latter sports a black and red pair of boyshorts with black and red boots and knee pads, as well as black fishnet stockings. Her knee pads, too, are adorned by the same X slashes on Somnia’s knee pads. She also wears a black and red sports bra-styled wrestling top with leather façades, the KTX logo over the left side of her chest like a badge. Around both wrists, Sara wears extensive black taping, including dorsal crosses as well. Additionally, she wears a black cropped racer jacket and a backward black South African Rugby Union snapback hat. Beneath the hat, her blonde hair is braided back and hangs two low pigtail-styled braids. The most salient piece of her attire, however, is the EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP wrapped around her waist and the EHWF SHOWTIME CHAMPIONSHIP slung over her shoulder.
In sync, they roll their shoulders back and get into a more combative stance to shadow box briefly. Next, they sway toward the center of the ramp as they turn to one another and stand nearly toe-to-toe. Nodding to each other, they smirk as there is a short pause in the music. Once the music returns, KILL TEAM X begin their journey down the entrance ramp with Daniels playfully and motivationally slapping Somnia on her backside. Their movements are purposeful, and their gazes are glued to the ring ahead. Confidence pours out of every imperious movement the two make as they continue down the ramp and approach ringside without having paid the capacity crowd another moment’s time.
The female lead vocalist of the Jack Wood whispers a reiteration of a lyric and ignites a crescendo as the power couple reaches ringside and hastily bicycle their knees on opposite sides of the ring as they swing up onto their aprons on one knee. On the far side, Sara rises to her feet and leans back on the top rope with her arms stretched on either side of her, flexing her abdomen in this pose while smirking proudly. On the near side, Somnia mirrors the motion; first, however, she rips open her jacket with a hand pulling apart on either side to enter into the aforementioned pose.
With authority, they swing themselves into the ring under the middle rope and turn toward one another with a grin. Here, they storm in opposite directions, Somnia from the side nearest the hard camera to the far right corner and Daniels from the far side from the hard camera to the near left corner. They stomp up onto the middle rope and each hike a leg up onto the top rope while Sara hoists her EHWF SHOWTIME and WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS high overhead and Somnia hoists up her EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP, her chin tilted up while she bares her teeth. She then rotates her forearms forward and out, around behind her with her palms facing outward and her thumbs and first two fingers stretched out, the remaining four fingers hanging limply. At the same time, she bows her head forward to smirk nefariously and sneer ominously up through her furrowed brow.
As the conclusion to the chorus of the song playing over the P.A. system arrives, Kill Team X seem to maintain their perfect synchronization (without even having one another in their field of view) by hopping off of the middle rope and strutting to the center of the ring, where Ana reaches her hand around the back of Sara’s neck and pulls her in so they can both bow their heads forward and press their foreheads together, eyes closed. When they separate from this embrace, they conclude the removal of their auxiliary gear and their title belts so as to prepare finally for their match, for which they champ at the bit awaiting the bell.
Illa Isabella: And Their Partners… They are the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… The Showtime Champion… Sara Daniels and The Goddess of War Ana Somnia… Kill Team X!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and the fans are all on their feet as Ana circles the ring with Greg! They come up close and go to lock up but Ana gets around the much bigger Greg and gets him in the waistlock! Greg tries to get around it but Ana transitions into a wristlock! Greg whips Ana into the ropes and goes back with a clothesline but Ana ducks it! Ana comes off of the ropes and runs into Greg with a shoulder! Greg doesn’t go down and instead grabs Ana and sends her across the ring with a big toss! The fans are on their feet! Greg sends Ana into the corner and then yells and runs at her! Greg goes for the corner splash but Ana dives out of the way and he hits the corner hard! Ana then starts hitting Greg with MMA style kicks and snaps each one into his legs and torso! Greg bursts out and flattens Ana! She tries to get up but he stomps her then bounces off of the ropes and leaps up for a big splash! Ana rolls out of the way and Greg impacts the mat! He slowly gets to a knee but Ana starts kneeing him in the head with short sharp knees as the fans cheer along! Ana then snaps a big roundhouse kick into his head!
Steve White: Last week The CPO defeated The Brothers of Balance and Kill Team X defeated The Regulators but The Regulators and The CPO both tried to jump Kill Team X at the end of their match at Battlefield but The Bros came out to even the odds!
Chuck Thompson: But The Bros and Kill Team X are definitely not friends! The Brothers of Balance want another shot at Kill Team X and they want to prove it tonight but it’s not gonna be easy!
Greg tosses Ana across the ring then he falls in the corner and tags in Da Monsta! Da Monsta runs up as he gets in the ring and steamrolls Ana with a big hip and shoulder! Da Monsta picks up Ana and uses his size to toss her through the air across the ring! Ana holds her shoulder and back in pain! Da Monsta picks her up and headbutts her into the corner! Ana is out of it but she’s able to jump out of the way when Da Monsta charges her! Da Monsta hits the corner and Ana takes Da Monsta’s leg out with a chop block! Da Monsta is in pain on his knees and Ana grabs him around the head and plants him with a DDT! Ana backs off into her corner, holding her back and Lord Raab tags in! The fans go wild as Lord Raab rages into the ring and hits Da Monsta with a right hand! He hits him with another then another then another! Lord Raab hits Da Monsta with an uppercut! Da Monsta pushes off of the ropes and Lord Raab big boots him in the head and he falls in the corner!
Steve White: Lord Raab into this contest now and he’s taking it to Da Monsta right now and The Bros are really trying to impress here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: A big boot right into the head puts Da Monsta into the corner! Lord Raab looks pissed off after last week!
Ace Pena tags himself in and comes off of the top rope and takes Lord Raab down with a massive missile dropkick! The fans go NUTS and Ace gets up quickly! Ace runs up and knocks Ana off of the apron and then bounces off and kicks Lord Raab! Ace springs off of the middle then the top ropes and hits Lord Raab with a springboard cutter! Ana wants to get in the ring but the ref stops her! Lord Raab hits Ace with a big uppercut and he hits the ropes! Lord Raab goes for a big boot but Ace ducks it and then springs off of the ropes and takes Lord Raab out with a spinning corkscrew leg lariat! Lord Raab goes down and Ace gets to the corner and calls for Phantasm! Cliff reaches over and blind tags in on Ace! Ace looks PISSED! It’s a repeat of last week. Ace shoves Cliff and Cliff shoves him back. Ace shakes his head and hits Cliff with a right hand and drops him then rolls out of the ring! The fans are going wild and Cliff is out of it on the mat as the legal man! Ace makes his way back up the ramp in frustration as he leaves the match! Brandon Bash comes out and tries to stop Ace!
Brandon Bash: Ace!? Ace!? What the fuck are you doing!? Get the fuck back in that match right now!
Ace Pena: Fuck this guy! Again he tries to fuck with me! You said he wasn’t gonna do this shit anymore! He’s fucking everything up, everything we worked for, our whole group! Who the fuck is this guy huh!?
Brandon Bash: Just hold up!
Cliff slowly gets up and The Regulators are yelling at him from the apron! Cliff’s bleeding from his mouth and he stumbles right into the centre of the ring where Lord Raab grabs him around the throat and starts to berate him and violently yell at him! Lord Raab hoists Cliff up and plants him with a big Chokinator! The fans go wild as Cliff is down on the mat! Ace storms off behind the curtain as Brandon follows him, telling him to get back into the match!
Steve White: Ace Pena is out of here! Cliff tried to steal Ace’s thunder like last week! Ace just like the rest of The CPO are over Cliff Maxwell and he knocked him down and stormed off and there’s nothing Brandon can seem to do to bring him back!
Chuck Thompson: And to make things worse, Cliff just got fucked up by Lord Raab! This didn’t go well at all!
Da Monsta rushes in and starts brawling with Raab! Konrad rushes in and brawls with Greg as a brawl erupts! Lord Raab gets thrown into the corner! Ana tags herself back into the match and drops to the outside! Lord Raab and Da Monsta spill to the outside! Greg takes Konrad out but Sara comes in from behind and takes Greg out with Nailgun to the back of the head! The fans are all on their feet! Cliff stumbles around and falls at Ana’s boots! She hoists Cliff up and plants him with a massive Zver’ Bomb! The fans are going nuts! Ana hooks both legs!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… The Brothers of Balance… Lord Raab and Konrad Raab AND… The EHWF World Tag Team Champions… The Showtime Champion… Sara Daniels and The Goddess of War Ana Somnia… Kill Team X!
Steve White: It’s over! Ana Somnia with the cover!!
Chuck Thompson: Things went from bad to worse and they fell apart here tonight! The Bros and Kill Team X get the win!
Lord Raab and Konrad Raab get back into the ring. They go to celebrate but Sara kicks Konrad in the back of the head and he goes down! Lord Raab goes to run at Sara but Ana boots him in the gut and hoists him up on her back! Ana comes over to the ropes and throws Lord Raab out with great strength and he lands on The Regulators and the fans go NUTS!
Steve White: Kill Team X, cleaning everyone up right now!!
Illa Isabella: This following contest is set for one fall!
The lights go out across the arena and footsteps can be heard. The screen fills with static as man in a skin like mask appears staring into the camera and abruptly pyro shoots up across the arena and The devil and I by Slipknot plays over the PA system. Eric Smith walks out from behind the curtains wearing his skin mask, out of nowhere Korey Kill runs and smashes his forearm in the back of the head of Eric Smith.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Korey Kill! He's trying to end it before it even starts Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: Oh..and look, Taylor is there shouting instructions. Can somebody shut her the hell up!
Taylor shouts for Korey to stomp him out, to which he obliges. Taylor eventually joins in and they both stomp Eric Smith into oblivion. The crowd completely turns on the Kill couple and begins to throw trash at them.
Steve White: Well, we knew that everyone hated them already but damn!
Taylor starts to scream and yell back at the crowd. As she gets hit in the face with a corn dog, she loses her mind and picks up trash and runs at the crowd. Taylor stops stomping Eric Smith and runs towards her to pull her away. She loses her mind and shoves him away and screams at him again. Out of nowhere, Eric Smith lands a boot to the chest of Korey as he barely manages to push her away to avoid the attack.
Chuck Thompson: Breathless! Korey may be out before the match even begins!
Steve White: So sad…
Eric Smith is now standing over the lifeless body of Korey. His mask is half ripped off, but you can see him smiling and laughing at what just happened. His lack of situational awareness gets the best of him. Taylor jumps on his back and with corn dog from the crowd, she begins to stab his face with it and rips apart the mask and face.
Steve White: Well this is a new level of trashy.
Eric Smith seems to have enough of her shit as he grabs a handful of her hair and rips her forward, flipping her and slamming her on her back. He looks baffled at what just happened. He starts to rip the rest of his mask off, which is now covered in a bit of blood. Eric Smith laughs even harder as Korey crawls towards the lifeless Taylor. He grows from sad, worried to visibly angry. He pushes himself up to his knees and stares at Eric Smith.
Steve White: Oh Gawd, it looks like Taylor Kill is ready to Kil...
Chuck Thompson: Please don't...
Eric Smith is now holding a microphone and the crowd goes silent.
Eric Smith: Well, you almost had me. If it wasn't for your white trash princess and her overzealous stupidity, you may have gotten the better of me. But I am willing to forget this. Lets just do this Korey. The Sickest Kill against The Rage.
Eric drops the microphone as he and Korey meet each other at the center of the entrance stage.
Steve white: Oooh this should be good!
Chuck Thompson: Both with nearly the same style. They should complement each other nicely!
Korey and Eric abruptly start throwing fists at each other. Korey with rights and Eric with lefts. After nearly 10 punches each, Eric being the bigger man with the longer reach gets the better of Korey. Korey then closes the distance and locks up with Eric and starts to throw uppercuts as they move down the ramp. Eric reverses his momentum and trips Korey and lands on top of him and begins to mount offence from the top. As Eric begins to rain down punches hes blindsided once again by Taylor. She jumps on his back and begins to choke him out.
Chuck Thompson: I don't want to say this but, this bitch.
Eric stands up from being on top of Korey. He backs up and begins to slam Taylor into the side of the ring. She refuses to let go. Korey finally gets up and begins to chop, punch and kick Eric Smith's midsection. Taylor looks to be in pain but their offence finally pays off as Eric Smith is finally on his knees. The referee has finally had enough and he climbs out of the ring and pulls Taylor off Eric.
Steve White: Looks like order is about to be restored!
Chuck Thompson: Well, it looks like Taylor is about to assault the referee with the corn dog now.
Taylor is now screaming at the referee and pointing the corn dog at him in a threatening manner. With her back turned she fails to see Eric Smith reverse the tide of action against Korey and put him into a choke hold. Korey appears to pass out in seconds. Eric rolls him into the ring and asks for a microphone again. The referee is now having a shouting match with Taylor, telling her to leave.
Steve White: Looks like Eric has something to say!
Eric begins to walk towards Taylor who now finally notices him. She pulls the corn dog away from the referee and points it at Eric, who is all smiles.
Eric Smith: You know Taylor, there's a very famous proverb I like to live by. “ I will never hit a woman but I will slap a hoe”.
Eric swings back and open hand slaps Taylor. She falls to the ground holding her cheek and appears to be crying. The crowd erupts in a new chant.
Smack a hoe! Smack a hoe! Smack a hoe!
Steve White: Bah Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: It looks like the refs going to let her stay! He just rolled in the ring with Eric Smith!
Illa Isabella: This contest is set for one fall! introducing Korey Kill and Eric Smith!
The bell sounds and both men can be seen in their own corner staring at each other with murderous intent. They both approach slowly in the middle of the ring, both bleeding and screaming profanities. Their foreheads touch and they both begin to throw fist. Korey shoves Eric to the mat, he then rolls backwards and jumps up. Korey meets him with a clothesline and immediately runs towards the ropes and when he bounds back, Eric Smith lifts him into a spinebuster and drives him into the mat.
Chuck Thompson: Let the official action finally begin!
Eric lifts Korey up from the mat and throws him to the ropes and Korey comes back and is met with a huge shoulder block from Smith. Eric Smith then hits the ropes and when he comes back he leaps into the air to land in a knee drop. Korey senses what's coming and moves and Eric hits nothing but mat.
Steve White: It looks like Korey studied!
Before Eric can get back off the mat, Korey hits the ropes again and hits Eric with the Kill Kick! Korey wastes no time and puts Eric in a cross face!
Chuck Thompson: The Killer cross face!
Korey Kills pulls and stretches Smith in the middle of the ring. As he gets closer to the ropes for a break in the hold, Taylor Kill jumps up on the mat and begins to scream again. She has blood dripping out of her mouth now. The referee turns and faces her. He shouts for her to leave. As this is going on Eric Smith reaches the bottom rope, but the hold is never broken. Korey yanks Smith away from the ropes. Korey reverses the cross face into a pin and suddenly Taylor jumps down and away from the referee. The referee sees the pin and makes the count.
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NO!
To The Kills dismay, Eric breaks the pin. Both Korey and Taylor lose their collective minds and both begin to scream at the referee. Taylor jumps back on the mat and Korey backs the referee into a corner and screams at him.
Steve White: They seem slightly unhappy.
As Korey turns around he's met by a running big boot to the chest by Eric Smith.
Chuck Thompson: Breathless!
Taylor is now screaming at Eric Smith. He smiles in amusement as she brandishes her corndog, still covered in his blood. She takes a swing at him, he blocks and smacks the shit out of her again. She falls to her ass on the outside and stares at him in disbelief as the crowd chants.
Smack a hoe! Smack a hoe! Smack a hoe!
Eric makes eye contact with her, winks and blows her a kiss. He runs towards Korey as he is on all fours and punts him in the face!
Chuck Thompson: KOT!
Steve White: Knocked out toothless! I swear I saw one fly away!
Eric makes eye contact with Taylor, makes the sign of “call me” with his hand as he pins her husband.
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DING! DING! DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner... Eric “The Rage” Smith!
Steve White: Cheaters are sometimes winners but not tonight Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: It's hard for a fox to outfox an old fox!
Eric's theme hits and he climbs out of the ring. He never loses eye contact with Taylor who now seems to be at a loss for words. The large bloody man walks up to her and snatches the corn dog away. He places it in his mouth, wipes blood from his forehead and taps her cheeks in a “their their” gesture. He makes eye contact with her one last time and smirks as he leaves the arena. We fade out backstage.
We come in to an unknown area - the vision appears on the tron in the darkness. Our frame is completely dark until we see a figure move in the distance as we slowly zoom in. We pan down a little and see a small table in front of us and the figure.
“The Corporate Powers, The Rissi’s… I’ve seen it all before… Wilmer Patacky, Eric Smith, Lord Raab, Zoe McDraven. There’s nothing new here… but everyone has to act like these people are amazing…”
We see that this is the same obscured shadowy figure from Battlefield. He reaches down and we see his hands put that same gift box on the table in front of us. They straighten up the ribbon on the gift.
“Last I checked… No one beat me… Last I checked I was the greatest! But I have to sit here every week and watch this crap like everything I accomplished meant nothing… It makes me SICK!”
The gift sits on the table as the figure pushes the box closer to the camera.
“So you tell me… How long am I supposed to sit here and witness this shit? How long am I just supposed to take this insult?”
The figure pats the gift box and then turns away from the frame and walks out.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest… is a tag team match set for one single fall!
“Skeleton Key” plays over the PA system and we hear these words open the song...
"In another life, another place... there was a shadow without a face.
I could see... the survivors, were few...
Memories to which I cling, things I do and songs I sing...
They all... bring me back, to you..."
Then, after the intro ends and we hit the chorus, out from the curtain comes Solomon Graham, to nothing but cheers and applause. We see that Solomon has a roll of white hockey tape in his left hand, but soon he transfers the roll of tape to the other hand, before slowly raising it high in the air (to a massive pop, of course). He puts his hands on his hips before smirking and shaking his head in disbelief. After all he’s been through, all the grief and turmoil, and especially those devastating losses… the fans remain loyal to him. He then proceeds to take a strip of tape from the roll and wrap his right wrist up in tape.
After wrapping it in about five layers of tape, he then turns it diagonally and proceeds to also wrap his knuckles in tape as well, all the while slowly and methodically walking towards the ring. He then bites the tape in two, wrapping the strip still connected to the roll back on and wrapping the strip attached to him around the knuckle, before driving his right hand directly into his open left hand and walking to the ring, on the way stopping to play to the fans, letting them know that they are “ENTIRELY too quiet!!” before pumping them up.
Once we hear some noise from them, he yells once again: “C’MON, I CAN’T FUCKIN’ HEAR YA!!!!” at which point the roof blows off the place. He then climbs the ring steps onto the apron, before wiping his feet. He then steps into the ring, gets into his corner and stares across at his opponent.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Paragon of Pro Wrestling… Solomon Graham!
"Evacuate the dance floor" hits the arena as Misty runs out to the stage bouncing from side to side. Misty is smiling at her adoring fans and she smiles and waves to the crowd and proceeds down the ramp slapping and shaking the fans hands ramp side along the way. Misty runs around the ring slapping fans hands before sliding into the ring and leans against the ropes once more waving to her audience.
Illa Isabella: And next… His partner… She is the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Misty Vega!
The lights dimmed down, as the opening guitar riffs to Reel Big Fish’s cover of “Take On Me” began to blare throughout the arena. Yellow and orange lights began to shine down and move throughout the arena as the main lights lit back up. The titan tron lit up in orange, with the word “WACKY” flashing across it in yellow font.
ONE.
TWO.
ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
The song picked up as Wilmer exploded from behind the curtain with his usual high energy and goofy grin spread across his face as he pointed his right index finger to the sky! Wilmer is rocking yellow and orange tie dye tights with a darker shade of yellow jester-style pointed toe boots with orange laces. Wilmer looked down at the ring as he lowered his right arm to be pointing down to it while nodding his head to the beat of the song. Wilmer would then make his way down the ramp, skanking to the beat of the song as he did so. He slapped hands with fans along the way before he ran and slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He quickly pushes himself up to his feet. Wilmer would skank around the ring a little more around the ring before he would make his way over to a corner, getting in a few last second stretches before the match starts.
Illa Isabella: And now… Their opponents… First up… The Wacky One… Wilmer Patacky!
"Rollin" hit the PA as the fans stand to their feet for The Legend Black Man. Black Man storms out onto the stage with his two fists held high in the air clinched and raised towards the rafters. Black Man runs from side to the side a top the stage and gets the fans to their feet whether they boo or cheer his name. Black Man finally bounces in place center stage before walking down the ramp to the ring shaking his shoulders and head with every step. The intense stare from his glare is piercing as he reaches the ring and jumps onto the apron with pyro exploding behind him from the top of the stage area. After getting into the ring, Black Man heads to all four turnbuckles and stands with both fists once again raised in the air towards the fans.
Illa Isabella: And Finally… His partner tonight… He is the EHWF World Champion… The Legendary… Black Man!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and Black Man and Wilmer are arguing on one side of the ring while Misty and Solomon are arguing on the other side. Solomon and Black Man start things out! The fans are on their feet as they circle each other! A smirking Misty yells insults at Solomon as Black Man and Solomon come in close to lock up but Black Man backs off and slaps Wilmer on the shoulder, tagging him in! The fans boo but they switch to cheers as Wilmer comes inside the ring and looks at Black Man. They have a stare down but the ref brings Wilmer into this match! Wilmer and Solomon lock up! Wilmer gets Solomon in a wristlock! Solomon reverses it into a headlock and gets Wilmer in tight as he wrenches back! Black Man insults Wilmer from the apron while he struggles in pain! Solomon pushes Wilmer back and chops him square on the chest with a big thud!
Steve White: Wilmer Patacky and Black Man clearly have problems and now with this stadium match next week at Aces High, things have gone from bad to worse! Misty pretty much stole the Jr Heavyweight title off of Solomon Graham so there is so much in this match but only one team can win!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man not starting this one out, instead Wilmer and Solomon going at it now and the fans love the action so far!
Solomon brings Wilmer into a knee! Solomon whips Wilmer but Wilmer reverses it and Solomon hits the turnbuckle! Wilmer runs up and hits Solomon with a corner clothesline! Wilmer whips Solomon into the opposing turnbuckle and he yells out, holding this back! Wilmer runs up and jumps a knee into Solomon with a corner high knee! Wilmer comes off and points at Black Man and goes for a running bulldog out of the corner but Solomon pushes Wilmer off of him into the ropes! Solomon catches Wilmer on the way back and hits Wilmer with a belly to belly suplex! The fans are on their feet! Solomon lines Wilmer up and goes for his running knee strike but Wilmer sidesteps it and Solomon’s leg gets hung up on the ropes! Wilmer springs off of the ropes and hits Solomon with a springboard kick across the chest! Solomon falls backwards and Wilmer gets over him and starts hitting him with big right hands! Solomon boots Wilmer in the gut! Wilmer hits Solomon with a big sideslam! Wilmer gets up but Black Man reaches over and tags himself in! Black Man comes in and Wilmer shoves him in the chest! Black Man shoves him back and the two come up close but the ref breaks it up!
Steve White: Black Man tagging in and getting into it with Wilmer! Black Man will do anything not to defend against Wilmer! These two aren’t gonna leave it in the ring tonight, that’s for sure!
Chuck Thompson: I’m pumped for this stadium match next week! These guys and the rest of the people in the match all want to kill each other!
Black Man yells at Wilmer as he comes in and Wilmer goes out! Black Man starts to stomp out Solomon on the mat! Black Man picks up Solomon and whips him into the corner! Black Man starts to stomp out Solomon in the corner until the ref pulls him off! Black Man approaches Solomon but Solomon uppercuts him out of nowhere! Solomon rakes Black Man’s back then hits Black Man with a big leg sweep! Solomon looks over and sees that Misty isn’t even at her corner, she’s on the outside, teasing Solomon fans on the outside! Solomon turns back around and boots Black Man in the head!
Steve White: Misty not taking this one at all seriously! Misty is teasing and stirring up the fans on the outside, she’s not even at her corner.
Chuck Thompson: Misty orchestrated with The Regulators a plan to steal the Jr Heavyweight Championship off of Solomon last week and Solomon wants revenge and his title back!
Solomon yells out at Misty! Misty turns around as she leans on the barricade and she flips him off! Solomon turns back to the match and Black Man plants Solomon with a big sitout spinebuster! Black Man covers!
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KICK OUT!
The fans boo Black Man and Misty! Misty leans on the apron and stirs up the fans some more! Black Man picks up Solomon but Solomon punches him in the face then hits him with a suplex! Solomon then goes for The Graham Lock! Solomon has it half locked in! Solomon keeps it in and Black Man is getting choked but Black Man struggles and is in peril! Black Man shoves Solomon off and dives into the corner, tagging in Wilmer!
Steve White: Solomon had it locked in! Solomon had The Graham Lock locked in and he was gonna end it! Black Man barely getting out of it there as he dives over and tags Wilmer back into this match!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man was this close to Solomon putting him out and the fear on Black Man caused him to pussy out and tag in Wilmer! Not so tough without The CPO, maybe?
Wilmer rushes in and takes Solomon out with a running leg lariat! Wilmer grabs Solomon from behind and wants Lubrication Twist! Solomon backs off and crunches Wilmer into the corner! Wilmer gets up but Solomon drops Wilmer with a right hand! Solomon stumbles around, he’s hurt and tired and he sees Misty on the outside, continuing to stir up the crowd! Solomon grabs the ropes and reaches down and grabs her by the hair! Solomon lifts her up onto the apron and tosses her into the ring! Misty gets turned over and Solomon locks her into the Graham Lock! Misty screams and struggles but the fans cheer! Misty raises her leg and gets Solomon in the balls! Misty falls out of the hold then gets her upper arm and low blows Solomon! Solomon falls and Misty rolls out of the ring and grabs her title belt! She’s shook and she backs up the ramp! Pointing at Solomon and in a state, Misty leaves up the ramp!
Steve White: Misty with those low blows to Solomon! Solomon had enough of her but Misty has done a number on Solomon and now she’s leaving him high and dry!
Chuck Thompson: That bitch!!
Wilmer gets up and looks at Solomon struggling! Solomon is hurt and bleeding from his mouth and tired and to top it off he’s down from a couple low blows! Solomon is hurt! Wilmer waits for him. The fans are cheering! Solomon looks out at Misty leaving with rage in his face! Solomon looks up at Wilmer! Wilmer talks to the ref and Solomon puts his hand out as he tries to get up! Wilmer is gonna wait for Solomon but Black Man comes in and shoves Wilmer to the mat and pushes the ref out of the way then hits Solomon with Black Stunn! Wilmer gets up and faces Black Man but Black Man hits him with Black Stunn as well! The fans wildly boo Black Man! Black Man yells out and grabs Wilmer’s arm and drags him on top of Solomon! The ref yells at Black Man but Black Man barks at him to make the count!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… The Wacky One… Wilmer Patacky and The EHWF World Champion… The Legendary… Black Man!
Steve White: Black Man with a Black Stunn on both Solomon and Wilmer! Black Man in no way wanted to lose this one so he dragged Wilmer on top of Solomon and they walk away with the win tonight!
Chuck Thompson: But is it over..?
The fans are booing Black Man as he snatches the title belt off of the ref and Brandon Bash comes in the ring to raise his hand! Black Man looks down at Wilmer who slowly tries to get up after that! Black Man looks at Bash as Bash signals to the ramp! Stephen, Ace and Alexandria come out and all slide in the ring!
Steve White: No! The CPO are here! They’re gonna fuck up Wilmer before the Stadium Match at Aces High! Get outta there Wilmer!
Black Man holds the EHWF Championship belt up and yells at Wilmer to get up so he can drive it into his head! The rest of the CPO sit back and watch!
Black Man: Get up! GET UP you fucker! Get the fuck up now! You will NEVER see this championship! You hear ME! Get up!
The CPO are all around Wilmer as he slowly gets up! Black Man readies the title belt but the fans GO NUTS as Michael Rissi with a 2x4 and Eric Smith with a lead pipe rush out! Brianna Rissi with a steel chair and Joanna Rissi quickly follow behind! Black Man quickly rolls out of the ring! Bash yells at CPO to get out! Stephen wants to fight! Bash and Alexandria plead with Stephen as Rissi, Eric, Joanna and Brianna get in! Michael and Stephen almost come to blows but Bash and Alexandria get Stephen out and The CPO retreat up the ramp! The fans are going nuts! The fans are on their feet as Brianna helps Wilmer up!
Steve White: Wilmer’s buddies rush out to save the day! Wilmer’s buddies make the save here tonight and Bash is getting the troops to fall back because they need to make it to Aces High in one piece!
Cliff Maxwell rushes out as well and joins The CPO but Black Man and Ace distance themselves from him. Bash puts his arm around Maxwell and they shout back at those in the ring as insults get traded! Cliff hands Bash a mic that he got from the back!
Brandon Bash: Wilmer you piece of shit! There’s no way you’re going to get a shot at Black Man’s title. I recall you having a shot when you had a number one contenders match a few weeks ago and YOU LOST! There’s no way you or any of your piece of shit friends are going to win this Stadium Match at Aces High!
Black Man takes the mic and holds up the belt.
Black Man: I told you once motherfucker… I’m the champion and I’m the champion for AS LONG as I choose to be. I’m only doing this Stadium Match because of that ungrateful fuck head Gomez… You and I have been going at it for years and I’m finally tired of dealing with a piece of shit like you, nyukka!
Wilmer Patacky: Last time I checked, I kicked your ass for the Hardcore Championship last year and this year, I’m gonna beat the shit out of you for the World Championship and there’s nothing you or Bash can do to stop me… I got your number motherfucker!
Alexandria steps forward and rolls her eyes.
Alexandria Kendrick: Oh, that’s rich. Wilmer you’re famous for talking the talk and then absolutely embarrassing yourself whenever a real challenge comes… but all this talk about sloppy seconds in this whole Thea/Zoe beef had me thinking… it totally reminds me of you and Brianna Rissi there! Brianna the worthless hoe who thinks she’s all that but in reality is gonna get her teeth knocked out FINALLY next week at Aces High…
Brianna Rissi: The only thing you’re famous for, Alexandria is running your damn mouth and talking a whole lot of shit. You’re an awful person, inside and out just like your father and if you want to try me then come at me at Aces High and get your pretty little face smashed in for good you stupid bitch.
The fans go NUTS with cheers but Maxwell has head enough. The bruised up Cliff grabs the mic and points right at Eric Smith.
Cliff Maxwell: Eric, this whole time, I’m watching you down there thinking in your own head that you look tough. You’re not tough, you’re just a pussy and the fact that you think you’re good enough to insult and put your hands on the great Brandon Bash just makes me sick. You’re a fucking loser and the only reason you beat me was you got lucky. At Aces High, I’m going to do a solid for my main man Brandon Bash and end your career for good!
Eric Smith: That’s rich coming from a pathetic dickhead like you. How many times have I beaten you up now? I’ve lost count… That doesn’t matter, I’m happy that Brandon has found a new butt-buddy to keep him warm at night because it’s just gonna give me more pleasure to smash your fucking ugly face in for good next week!
Ace Pena shakes his head while he snatches the mic from Cliff.
Ace Pena: I’ve had enough of this shit lately and at Aces High, I’m gonna end it. I’m easily the most talented and skilful person on this roster but I constantly get overlooked. At Battlefield while we were fighting ya’ll, I found it hilarious that Joanna was tryna compete with me… like she’s the better high flyer or something? Jumping and flipping off the ring and the apron. I do all this insane shit and no one bats an eye lid. Joanna does a moonsault and everyone loses their shit. I think it’s time I show all you untalented motherfucker up at Aces High…
Joanna Rissi: It sounds to me that you have an inferiority complex there… don’t flatter yourself, I wouldn’t lower myself to get competitive with you, I already know I’m more skilled at flying around this ring than you are… but if there’s anyone who’s gonna utter the words “I Quit” and ruin it for their entire team, I’m sure it’s you Ace…
Ace looks deeply offended but doesn’t get a chance to respond as Stephen Sebastian steps forward and looks at Michael Rissi. Stephen smacks himself in the head and stares right down at him.
Stephen Sebastian: …
Michael Rissi: What is it big man? Nothing to say? I got unfinished business with you, you piece of trash. You think you’re big, you think you’re bad but you haven’t come up against me before and not only will I fucking embarrass you but I will kick your teeth all the way down to your asshole and bring you so far back down to Earth, you’ll be begging Brandon Bash to take you back to whatever hole you came from!
The fans are going NUTS! The two teams stare each other down and shout insults and obscenities at each other as we eventually fade out to backstage.
We come in backstage where we see Zoe McDraven in her ring gear, ready for her match up next. We see Zoe grab her Hardcore Championship belt in the hallway area and make her way off towards the entrance.
Zoe looks off to the side and sees Nina Chanel appear beside her. The two share a frosty stare as Nina looks her up and down.
Nina Chanel: Y’know… After Thea takes you out tonight, you and I still have unfinished business and it’s gonna be me that you fight next. You better get your ass ready, girl.
Zoe McDraven: Heh… Thea couldn’t get the job done last week and she’s not going to get it done this week. I’m going to show that bitch how a real woman fights tonight.
Nina Chanel: You got lucky last week but you couldn’t get the job done either. Look at you… You injured her best friend, you insulted her in front of everyone, you slapped her in the ring and you’re jealous that she’s with your ex… She’s going to tear you apart tonight…
Zoe smirks.
Zoe McDraven: I’m going out there next up… I’m going to beat the shit out of Thea and then the two of you can go all the way back down the card where you belong… both of you are NOT in my league.
Zoe hears Thea’s music hit. She gives a final smirk towards Nina as she storms off towards the entrance area and we fade in to the ring.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This main event contest… is a Hardcore Match set for one fall and it’s for the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
Joyride by Tinashe starts to play on the PA system and Thea Nefeli appears in the lights with her fists by her sides and raises them which makes the fans cheer. Thea comes down the ramp and slaps some fans hands while she runs into the ring and looks out at the crowd. She gets on the ropes and leans over on them, raising her arm with the cheering fans. She gets down and waits for her match to start.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Challenger… Thea Nefeli!
Soft pink lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her opponent tonight… She is the EHWF Hardcore Champion… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and the fans are going NUTS! The title is on the line and Thea and Zoe tie up! Zoe slaps Thea and the two start trading right hands and forearms to the head! Zoe boots Thea in the midsection and tosses her over the top rope to the outside! Zoe slides out and looks around at all the weapons! Zoe grabs a steel chair and the fans go wild! Zoe goes to hit Thea but Thea hits Zoe with a boot to the midsection and she drops the chair! Thea ducks down and rams Zoe back first into the apron! Zoe runs up and rams Thea into the barricade! The fans are all going wild! Zoe whips Thea towards the steel steps but Thea drops down and reverses it and Zoe collides with the steel steps!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! With all the issues that these two women have had, it all really comes down to Thea and Mazzio being a couple and Zoe being jealous! These two have put each other through so much but last week their brutal match ended in a draw.
Chuck Thompson: Now they’re beating the shit out of each other tonight and the title is on the line again!
Thea sets up a table on the outside! She grabs a metal bar tray and turns around, smashing it into Zoe’s head! Thea smashes it again and again and Zoe is busted open! The bar tray is bent and Thea jumps up and cracks it over Zoe’s head once last time! The tray is crumpled and it’s done the damage to Zoe! Thea rolls Zoe back into the ring! Thea slides in and picks Zoe up but Zoe boots Thea in the midsection and dropkicks Thea in the top of the head down to the mat! Zoe runs up and springboards off of the ropes and hits Thea with a big moonsault! The fans are going wild! Zoe slides out and grabs a trash can and tosses it in the ring as well as slides in a couple of chairs and kendo sticks! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Just brutal! Zoe seems to be getting some momentum in this one as she brings in some weapons now.
Chuck Thompson: You heard Zoe backstage, she wants to hurt Thea!
Thea gets up but she’s bent over in pain and Zoe hits her in the back with a kendo stick shot! Thea yells out! Zoe snaps the kendo stick over her back and the fans are going wild! Zoe tosses Thea out of the ring to the outside! Zoe gets on the apron and leaps off, hitting Thea with a flying axe handle to the damn head! Zoe grabs Thea by the hair and walks her up to the table but Thea puts her boot out and stops herself then smacks Zoe’s head off of the table! Thea smacks Zoe’s head off of it again and again and again! Zoe is bleeding from her forehead! Thea gets Zoe up on her back and tries to put her through the table but Zoe elbows Thea in the side of the head! Zoe gets off of Thea’s back then hits Thea with a Zoeplex through the damn table! The fans are going NUTS! Thea is put through the table and she’s done! The fans are going wild!
Steve White: Zoe did what both women couldn’t last week! Zoe puts Thea through a damn table and that might be the end of Thea there!
Chuck Thompson: That was huge! That was massive! Zoe going the extra mile there and now she’s gonna finish this one! Zoe wants revenge simply because Thea is with Mazzio! I’ve always loved Zoe but she seems to have taken all this too far!
Zoe drags Thea by her hair on the outside and rolls her back into the ring! Zoe covers Thea!
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Zoe can’t believe it! Zoe wipes some blood from her eyes and gets back up! Zoe screams at Thea in a rage and stomps on her a few times! Zoe backs off against the ropes and runs up then rolls on the mat and goes to hit a rolling thunder but Thea rolls out of the way and Zoe lands right onto a chair! Zoe gets up, holding her back in pain but Thea grabs the garbage can and smashes it right over Zoe’s head! Thea then hits Zoe with a spinebuster right onto the garbage can and Zoe screams in pain in the crumpled mess! The fans are going nuts! Thea springs onto the top rope! Zoe gets up and Thea lands a massive flying crossbody on her as the fans go nuts and she hooks the leg!
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Steve White: BAH GAWD! These two are just destroying each other! Brutal hardcore contest but neither women is going down.
Chuck Thompson: A lot of intensity in this one! They’ve bashed each other and they’re both bleeding, bruised and exhausted!
Thea can’t believe it either! Thea picks up Zoe! Thea springs onto the middle then the top rope and hits Zoe with a springboard hurricanrana! The fans are going nuts! Zoe gets up but Thea snaps a kendo stick over the back of her neck and Zoe goes right back down, bleeding and in pain! Thea pulls Zoe in for Designer DDT but Zoe runs Thea back first into the corner! Zoe starts hitting Thea with corner thrusts but both women are hurt and tired! Zoe hits Thea with a big right hand! Thea is all groggy off of it! Zoe hits Thea with another then another then winds up another! It looks like Thea is about to fall but off of the last punch, she turns it into a counter, with a big pele kick to the head of Zoe! Both women go down and every fan gets up to their feet!
Steve White: Boom! Thea getting the shit beaten out of her but she comes back with that kick! Thea refuses to give up here tonight! Zoe looks shook!
Chuck Thompson: The determination is next level right now but neither woman can go much longer!
Both women get up! Zoe hits Thea with a right hand to the head! Zoe takes the extension cord that fell out of the trash can before and runs up whips Thea in the midsection with it then whips Thea in the back, sending Thea to her knees! Zoe screams at Thea as she grabs her by her hair! Zoe grabs Thea’s arm and slings it over her neck. Zoe takes a second to think… The fans are on their feet. Zoe freezes for a moment then hoists Thea up for Zoeplex! Thea kicks around in the air and lands back on the mat and reverses it into Designer DDT, right onto a steel chair! The fans go wild as Zoe head smacks off of the steel chair and Thea covers her!
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Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and the NEW EHWF Hardcore Champion… Thea Nefeli!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Thea does it! Thea does it! Thea is the new EHWF Hardcore Championship! They beat the CRAP out of each other but Thea wanted it more and finished it with that huge Designer DDT on the steel chair!
Chuck Thompson: Thea refused to lose that one! Now she’s FINALLY a champion! Huge win!
Thea limps up and grabs the title belt then falls to her knees and looks at it as she gets emotional with her music playing in the background! Mazzio and Nina come down to the ring and help her up as the fans are going NUTS!
Steve White: Mazzio and Nina Chanel are out here to celebrate and help Thea up!
Mazzio and Nina celebrate with Thea! After a while though we see Zoe up at the other end of the ring. Mazzio, Nina and Thea all stop as Zoe limps over to them. Thea holds the title belt tight. Thea and Zoe have a stare down but eventually, Zoe sticks her hand out. Thea looks down and takes a few moment then shakes it! The fans go WILD!
Steve White: A sign of respect there after a huge match!
Mazzio hoists Thea up on his shoulder and holds her up as she celebrates with the title belt!
Steve White: Well that’s all we have time for folks! Next week at Aces High it’s gonna be a MASSIVE Stadium Match! What a night! We’ll see you next week ladies and gents! Goodnight and be safe!
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen! We welcome you to Saturday Night Mayhem LIVE from the Divine Compound here off the coast of Puerto Rico! Tonight - we have a massive night planned at the new home of EHWF. We have a MASSIVE main event planned as Zoe McDraven and Thea Nefeli are gonna go at it AGAIN for the EHWF Hardcore Championship! Last week at Battlefield, they fought an intense match with all the issues of Zoe injuring Nina Chanel, Thea dating Zoe’s ex, Mazzio and their fighting over the title all boiling over but ending in a draw as they both put each other through the same table at the same time! It was absolutely intense and their rivalry and intensity for each other definitely got the best of them but tonight, there MUST be a winner and we’re gonna see it in a good ol’ fashioned Hardcore match with the title on the line Bah Gawd!!
Chuck Thompson: That’s gonna be massive but if you saw Sudden Death and Battlefield then you know that the war between Wilmer Patacky and Co and The Corporate Power Originals has reached a crossroads! The CPO took Wilmer and Eric out at Sudden Death as they want to get rid of anyone who poses a threat to Black Man’s EHWF Championship! The CPO went to do the same to The Rissi’s the next night on Battlefield but Wilmer and Eric checked themselves out of the hospital and made a comeback and fought The CPO back which prompted Fernandez Gomez to come out and control the chaos by forcing Brandon Bash to pick a contender for Black Man’s championship TONIGHT! We know Wilmer wants it but tonight he’ll have to team with Black Man to fight against two people who hate each other just as much as Black Man and Wilmer Patacky do - Misty Vega and Solomon Graham! It’s gonna be massive tonight!
Steve White: That’ll be huge BUT we also have Eric Smith going one on one with Korey Kill as both of these brash brawlers are looking to claw some momentum in their corner with a big win tonight! Eric Smith has been on fire since he came back! Korey Kill couldn’t get the job done against Michael Rissi last week! I can’t wait to see the encounter between these two go down!
Chuck Thompson: It seems like almost every tag team in EHWF is after Kill Team X now! Kill Team X took down The Regulators but The CPO and The Regulators ambushed them at Battlefield in hopes of getting a shot at the belts which prompted The Brothers of Balance to come out and make the save. The Bros. and Kill Team X are by no means friends though but they’ll have to be tonight as they team up to take on The CPO and The Regulators in a huge 8 person tag team match! By the end of the night we’ll know just who has the real claim to fighting Kill Team X for the titles!
Steve White: And the opener! Joanna Rissi, Brianna Rissi and Alexandria Kendrick who are at war with each other at the moment will team up to take on Kori Argenum, Taylor Kill and the retuning Nina Chanel in a huge 6 person tag team contest! That’s gonna be massive and you have to wonder, with Alexandria clearly in a war against The Rissi women, will her efforts tonight in this match affect Brandon Bash and Black Man’s announcement about a number one contender for the EHWF Championship?
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for tonight, Steve! Lets start the show!
Brandon Bash’s music hits and the fans all start to boo. Brandon Bash eventually makes his way out on the stage with a mic and the fans all get louder and louder with their boos as the suited up Bash smirks on the top of the stage with his mic in his hand, waiting for his music to cut out.
Brandon Bash: Last week at Sudden Death, Black Man dominantly defended his EHWF World Championship against Sah’ta Thor. He did his defence as he was scheduled to do. The Corporate Power Originals also took out Wilmer Patacky and Eric Smith.
The fans all get up and wildly start to boo Brandon as he his forced to stop talking and waits until they get quieter.
Brandon Bash: But then on Battlefield, Eric and Wilmer show up, so clearly we didn’t do a good enough job the night before… to make things worse, because everyone hates Black Man’s talent and success, Fernandez Gomez is FORCING us to choose a contender for Black Man’s title… a contender who DOESN’T deserve a shot at the Blackest Man of All Time. A contender who isn’t in Black Man’s league…
The fans hate Bash right now but his smirk grows wider.
Brandon Bash: So… If that’s what we’re forced to do, then we’ll do it… but we’re going to do it on OUR terms and not Gomez or anyone are going to change that!
Brandon Bash walks off to the side of the stage for a moment.
Brandon Bash: Wilmer Patacky and Black Man are booked together in a tag team match tonight… It’s clear these two men are bitter rivals and hate each others guts… Shit, I hate Wilmer more than anyone. He’s a pathetic piece of shit and I was ashamed to call him my son in law.
The boos and jeers get loud and people throw garbage at Bash and at the ramp, trying to hit him.
Brandon Bash: But seeing as Wilmer and Black Man have been on this collision course, we’re gonna give him an opportunity… not a shot… an OPPORTUNITY!
Bash looks out at the fans as they go quiet.
Brandon Bash: Next week at Aces High… We’re gonna challenge Wilmer Patacky and his little Alliance to a match… If they can beat us then we’ll give him a shot at the EHWF Championship… no questions asked! BUT… they have to beat us next week… that’s the catch. If they don’t beat us the Wilmer relinquishes all his points for contendership and he goes all the way to the back of the line and WE get to choose Black Man’s next opponent from anyone on the roster!
Steve White: Well, what kinda deal is that!?
Brandon Bash: It’s going to be The Corporate Power Originals… Black Man, Alexandria Kendrick, Cliff Maxwell, Ace Pena and Stephen Sebastian versus Wilmer Patacky, Brianna Rissi, Eric Smith, Joanna Rissi and Michael Rissi… and it’s gonna be… A STADIUM MATCH!
The fans switch from booing for the first time and start cheering as Brandon Bash looks determined!
Steve White: BAH GAWD!? A Stadium Match next week at Aces High!? And it’s for the Number One Contendership! That’s huge!
Brandon Bash: Everyone in this 10 person Stadium Match fights it out anywhere in the stadium/arena, team vs. team. If one member of one team says they quit then that team loses! You all already know what’s on the line!
Steve White: Well… This isn’t what anyone was expecting but it’s huge! A massive Stadium Match next week at Aces High! If The Corporate Power Originals win, Wilmer goes to the back of the line and Black Man gets to defend his title against anyone he wants on the Roster! If Wilmer and The Alliance win then Wilmer will become the number one contender to Black Man and The EHWF Championship!
Brandon Bash: You wanted it? You got it! Stadium Match… Next week at Aces High!Let’s REALLY see what you assholes are made of!
Brandon Bash drops the mic and storms off as the cheering fans go back to booing him as he walks out. The fans boo him off and go back to cheering as we go back to the ring.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This opening contest is a 6 person tag team contest and it’s set for one fall!
'Oblivion' by Mastodon hits the arena as Taylor comes out from behind the titan tron. She smiles as she has her hands pressed firmly on the curves of her body as she caresses herself. She runs her hands from her hips up her sides and her chest finally touching her hood which she takes off. She smirks gently and makes her way down the ramp ignoring the fans on her way down. Taylor gets to the bottom of the ramp and gives and arrogant look at the bottom before she slides in the ring. Taylor shows off in the ring and raises her arms out to the fans as she gets a mixed reaction from the fans with a lot of them booing her as she taunts them.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Taylor Kill!
The lights suddenly shut off. A silent whisper spoke seconds after.
"I am the warrior, Show your pride now... Solidify your place in time!"
As the chorus of "Warrior" by Disturbed started, the lights flashed back on with white pyrotechnics shooting up from the platform. The color of the lights shooting out of the stage is pink and gold and then changes to blue and green. In front of the blast was Kori Argentum; the fans cheered for her; some chanted her name, while others held up signs with her name on it.
With a smile on her face, she gave the crowd the a wave before running down the ramp. She lunged herself underneath the bottom rope after arriving at the ring, propping herself up on one knee after sliding in the center of it. Kori took the cheers in with the same smile plastered on her face. While standing up on her feet, she raised her hands high, screaming along with them, while making her way over to the corner of the ring to wait for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her partner… Kori Argentum
Joyride by Tinashe starts to play on the PA system and makes way for the entrance of Nina Chanel. The fans cheer as Nina Chanel comes out in the smoke and lights and does a sexy pose on the stage. Nina comes down the ramp and points at some fans then runs down the ramp and gets into the ring. Nina gets to the corner and raises her arms then waits around for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And their partner… Nina Chanel!
The opening of 'Be Right Here' by Kungs hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobbed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her boots off on the apron before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Illa Isabella: And next… Their opponents… First… Joanna Rissi!
The lights fade out, as a maniacal laugh from Alexandria can be heard right before "No World for Tomorrow" by Coheed & Cambria begins to blare throughout the arena. The lights come back in with a teal hue, as the crowd erupts with boos. Alexandria Kendrick steps out onto the stage, staring down at the ring, refusing to break her focus. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. She wore black compression shorts that ended just below her knees with a teal grim reaper design on the left leg while "Kendrick" in teal font went down her right leg. On her upper torso she wore a similar compression style women's tanktop that clung tightly to her body, to the delight of many in the crowd. Strapped around her waist is her EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championship, with her gloves seen stuffed in between her body and the belt on the left side of her waist. Alexandria reaches down and pulls her gloves free before pulling each glove over both of her hands. They seemed to also have a teal grim reaper design on each glove. She makes sure her fingers are in tight before pulling the velcro over, tightening the gloves around her wrist before popping her knuckles. She makes her way down the ramp, shaking her wrists and limbering up as she does so. She slides into the ring underneath the bottom rope, quickly pushing herself up to her feet like a jump, showing off some of her strength. Alex would stand in the middle of the ring, reaching back and unstrapping the Mixed Tag Team Championship from around her waist. She would then suddenly jump forward, placing her right foot on the bottom rope and catching her left foot onto the middle rope while grabbing a hold of the top rope with her left hand. Alex then raises the Mixed Tag Team Championship in her right hand up into the air. "No World for Tomorrow" would slowly begin to fade out. Alex would hop off of the ropes and back into the corner, waiting for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her partner tonight… She is one half of the Mixed Tag Team Champions… Alexandria Kendrick!
"I Will Not Bow" hits the PA System as multi coloured lights hits the arena and everyone in the crowd starts going nuts and crazy with cheers! Brianna Rissi appears on the stage and waves out to the screaming fans, performing some theatrics before she runs down the ramp and high fives the fans on her way down. She jumps up on the apron and flips her way into the ring where she makes her way to the ropes. Brianna celebrates against the ropes with the fans and makes her way to the ring, raising her arms and waiting for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And next… Their partner… She is the Divine Champion… Brianna Rissi!
DING DING DING
Match #1: Brianna Rissi & Alexandria Kendrick & Joanna Rissi vs. Kori Argentum & Nina Chanel & Taylor Kill
The bell sounds and Alexandria is arguing with Brianna over who gets to start it out first but Joanna calms Brianna and they let Alexandria start it out as they trade insults. Alexandria circles the ring with Nina who tries to get under her skin. The fans are going wild as they tie up and Alexandria knees Nina in the midsection then whips her into the ropes and knocks her down with a shoulder block! Alexandria picks Nina up and whips her into the corner but Nina jumps up on the ropes and backflips off before impact which gets a pop! Alexandria swings a lariat! Nina ducks it! Nina boots Alexandria in the midsection and hits her with a suplex! Nina picks her up and grabs Alexandria by her hair as she runs up and jumps off of the second ropes! Nina goes to hit a move but Alexandria shoves her off of her while she comes off of the ropes! Nina hits the corner and Kori Argentum tags herself in! Kori runs in but Alexandria ducks her then takes her down with a spinning kick!
Steve White: The hatred and intensity between Brianna/Joanna and Alexandria is definitely evident and now that Brandon has announced that Stadium Match - this one might go either way! Alexandria starting this one off with Kori after she has words with her partners here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: The Rissi Women want nothing more than to get their hands on Alexandria but they’re gonna have to wait until next week at Aces High!
Alexandria picks Kori up and hits her with a right hand then another then another! Kori responds with a forearm! Alexandria with a krav maga sweep of the leg, drops Kori then gets on top of her and starts hitting her with right hands on the mat until Kori kicks Alexandria off of her! They both get up! Kori boots Alexandria in the midsection then slaps her in the chest and dropkicks her into the corner! Alexandria hits the corner and Brianna tags herself in! Alexandria is pissed off and starts arguing with Brianna but Alexandria is forced on the apron by the ref! Brianna hits Kori with an armdrag! They get up and Kori gets hit with another armdrag! The fans are going wild! Brianna with a big belly to belly suplex! Kori stumbles around the ring and falls in her corner as she tags in Taylor! Taylor runs in but Brianna takes her down with a diving shoulder block! Kori tries to get the jump on Brianna after that one but Brianna hits a running Kori with a flapjack! Kori rolls out of the ring and Taylor turns around as Brianna boots her in the midsection and hits her with a big suplex! The fans are going wild as Brianna smirks at Alexandria and tags in Joanna Rissi!
Steve White: Alexandria starting this one off great for her team but Brianna tags herself in and plays mind games with her and now Brianna tags in Joanna as they get it done in the ring!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria not liking that one bit!
Joanna comes in and gets to a knee and Brianna scoops Taylor up and slams her down on Joanna’s knee! Taylor yells out in pain and Joanna quickly covers her!
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Joanna gets up and runs and springs off of the second rope and hits Taylor with a big moonsault! The fans are going wild off of that one as Joanna lines Taylor up! Taylor gets up and Joanna fires her Celestial Shot superkick but Taylor ducks it! Taylor screams in frustration and runs up, diving on Joanna and hitting her with continuous right hands to the head! They both get up! Joanna dropkicks Taylor to the mat! Joanna then bounces off of the ropes and hits Taylor with a running hurricanrana when she gets up! Joanna wants to build something big as the fans get loud but Taylor shoves her into the corner as Joanna goes to pick her up and Alexandria tags herself in!
Steve White: Joanna doing damaged but Alexandria blind tags back into this one as these women are tryna play mind games with each other now!
Chuck Thompson: Taylor trying to build something here but Alexandria is back in and she’s gonna try and use her to send a message to her partners now!
Alexandria comes in and punts Taylor in the ribs! Alexandria smirks over at Joanna and Brianna and insults them! Alexandria grabs Taylor and pulls her in for Perfect Shot but Taylor elbows Alexandria in the midsection and hits her with a right hand! Alexandria bounces off of the ropes and runs at Alexandria who takes Taylor out with a corkscrew body dive! Taylor sprawls around and dive tags Nina back into the match! Nina gets on the top rope and takes Alexandria out with a massive missile dropkick and the fans go WILD! Nina gets up slowly and stalks Alexandria from behind!
Steve White: The fans are going wild and Nina Chanel is back in the mix of things! Nina taking Alexandria down and impressing here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna and Brianna not rushing to help Alexandria either! I love this match, Steve!
Nina pulls Alexandria in for Designer DDT but Alexandria shoves Nina into the corner back first! Alexandria ducks past Nina and springs off of the second then top rope and hits Nina with a springboard dropkick! Alexandria runs up for her End Game knee but Nina hits the mat and barely avoids it! Nina bounces off of the ropes and hits Alexandria with a running hurricanrana across the ring! The fans are on their feet now! Alexandria is groggy but Nina follows it up with a quick running Spanish fly! Alexandria takes the impact and tries to get over to the corner to tag out but both Joanna and Brianna smirk and refuse to tag Alexandria! Alexandria is pissed off and hurt! She demands a tag but Joanna and Brianna smirk and refuse! Nina come behind and drags Alexandria away and gets her in a headlock from behind!
Steve White: Joanna and Brianna not tagging in on Alexandria and Alexandria has had to deal with the consequences of that! Nina now taking advantage and the fans are loving all this right now!
Chuck Thompson: I could watch these 6 women all night!!
Alexandria is furious as she stands up and gets Nina on her back then hits her with a mat slam! Alexandria is hurt and tired but she can’t get a tag so she starts arguing with the Rissi’s but it just gives Nina time to roll up Alexandria from behind!
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Alexandria is furious! She gets up, embarrassed and trades blows with Nina! Alexandria jumps up high and plants a dropkick right in Nina’s face and sends her into the corner where Kori tags herself in! Kori rushes in but gets dropped by Alexandria! Taylor tries to make a jump from behind but Alexandria runs Taylor across the ring and tosses her out to the outside floor! The fans are going wild! Kori is able to boot Alexandria in the midsection and goes for a sitout facebuster but Alexandria flip bottoms Kori and then catapults her into Nina who is recovering on the apron! Nina falls to the outside floor and the fans are going nuts!
Steve White: Alexandria Kendrick having to take her own medicine here tonight as she’s now been effectively left alone in this match!
Chuck Thompson: The Rissi’s are laughing right now and Alexandria is pissed that she can’t get a tag out! Alexandria looks hurt after that one but now she’s pissed and she’s building momentum!!
Alexandria is bruised and exhausted but there’s no chance of tagging out! Taylor gets up on the apron but Alexandria grabs her by the hair and screams at Brianna from across the ring then runs Taylor up the apron and smacks her head off of the turnbuckle! Taylor falls off the apron to the outside! Kori goes for Argentum Gold from behind but Alexandria sidesteps it and hits Kori with her Spinning Backfist! Kori hits the ropes and she’s out of it! She stumbles back into the centre and Alexandria boots her in the midsection and pulls her in, looking over at Brianna and Joanna before hitting The Perfect Shot! Kori goes down hard and the fans are on their feet! Alexandria covers Kori as she looks up at Brianna with a smirk!
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Illa Isabella: Here are your winners of this match… Joanna Rissi… One Half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Alexandria Kendrick and the Divine Champion… Brianna Rissi!
Steve White: They still got the job done! Too much talent on one side and Joanna, Brianna and Alexandria get the win after Alexandria was left to get for herself! Alexandria had to go into overdrive and she did just that!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria very impressive there and all of these women just sent a message to each other!
Alexandria holds her title belt up high in the ring while her music plays. Brianna and Joanna are on the ramp as Brianna smirks back down at her and holds her Divine Championship up high. The fans are all cheering as we fade out backstage.
We come in backstage into a private room where there are tables and sofas with champagne in buckets and flat screens playing Mayhem on the walls. As we pan in further into the room we see Maddie Murdock in a black and green dress, seated at one of the sofas with a glass of champagne in her hand and a smirk on her face as she watches Mayhem on the monitor before turning to the camera.
Maddie Murdock: So, hold up… I’m supposed to be hyping these people up? From what I just watched? These are some of the people that you constantly tell me on Twitter, on Facebook, online and on all social media that are so much better than me and everyone who USED to be in EHWF? This is the competition that is so much better than EHWF’s old days? Are you serious?
Maddie finishes her champagne and smirks.
Maddie Murdock: I’ve seen some impressive things, sure but nothing I couldn’t handle and definitely nothing that I haven’t seen before. I just don’t get what all the hype is about… I could beat anyone out there and it wouldn’t be a problem for me… It’s hurtful when you insignificant fans say these things.
Maddie puts the glass down and sits up on the sofa, adjusting her dress.
Maddie Murdock: People really want me to prove it? They still want me to prove that I am without a doubt the very best that this business has ever seen?
The fans watching on the tron back in the arena cheer.
Maddie Murdock: Well, I’m not gonna sign with EHWF… Instead, I’m gonna issue an open challenge to prove that this new breed of competitor absolutely sucks and that they can’t hold a damn candle to me… Then when I prove I’ve still got it, Fernandez Gomez can sign me to a contract but that contract is going to make me the highest paid on the roster.
The fans get a little indifferent and some jeers get mixed in with the cheers as Maddie’s arrogant tone gets more and more confident.
Maddie Murdock: I guess I’ll see one of you bitches at Aces High…
The fans go wild as we fade out from the scene.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This next contest is an 8 person tag team contest and it’s set for one fall!
"Regulate" by Warren G hits the announce speakers as booing is showered down upon two large African American males, Greg Davis and Da Monsta, as they hit the stage. Da Monsta glares out into the sea of attendees with a snarl that could kill while Greg Davis tosses up the 'West Coast' sign. The two side by side stroll down to the ring. Greg Davis leaps onto the apron and over the top rope while Da Monsta walks up the ring stairs and steps over the top rope. Both men, dressed in black gear stand there, middle of the ring, not saying a word as they take in the fans disgust for them.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Regulators!
We see two guys come out and roll out a red carpet. Then, Ghost’s “Majesty” plays, and everyone boos, knowing what comes next. Out comes Cliff Maxwell, who is wearing his trademark scarf and shades. Out he comes and we that he is not only surrounded by pretty girls but we also see that the Paparazzi is following him. He makes his way down to the ring, going for high fives from the fans, but pulls away last minute, causing for hatred from the fans. He climbs the ring steps, wipes his feet on the ring apron and steps through the ropes. He then climbs the turnbuckle and does the universally known gesture for “Up Yours!!” before jumping off the turnbuckle, spinning in mid air, landing feet first and facing the turnbuckle opposite him and leaning against the turnbuckle he just jumped from.
Illa Isabella: And next… Their Partners… First… Cliff Maxwell
The PA System hits with the opening of OTW as the fans all pick up in the stands and begin to cheer. As the lighting darkens and styles and the smoke goes off, Ace Pena emerges onto the stage and looks out at all of the cheering and screaming fans! He holds his arms out before taking his sunglasses off and with a smile, makes his way down the ramp. He high fives some of the fans cheering for him in the crowd before sprinting down the remainder of the ramp and sliding into the ring. He looks out at the fans, getting up onto the turnbuckle, raising his arms and celebrating his arrival as he gets off of the ropes and makes his way into the middle of the ring, stretching and loosening up.
Illa Isabella: And their partner… He is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Ace Pena!
It's Going Down by Linkin Park ft. The Executioners plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out first, ignoring the fans as he usually does, wearing a black and red stripy mask, black and red stripy trousers, black gloves and black boots and walks straight to the ring by stepping up the stairs and stepping over the top rope before Konrad Raab comes out moments later wearing blue and white trousers with a blue and white mask with black gloves and black boots and high fives the fans while walking to the ring and slides in the ring with Lord Raab. Lord Raab crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while Konrad goes on the turnbuckle and raises his hands to the fans as they have mixed cheers and boos for the pair of them with Konrad getting down from the ring and fist bumps Lord Raab as Konrad stands with the pair of them looking at the ramp for their opponents to come out.
Illa Isabella: And next… Their opponents… First… The Brothers of Balance… Konrad Raab and Lord Raab!
day or night, the end is close
so keep on talking, keep on fight
so keep on talking, keep on fight
day or night, the end is close
so keep my bullet in the bottle of wine
so keep my bullet in the bottle of wine
Bass and drums strut through the P.A. system as vibrant white lights flash and siren throughout the arena. By the time the opening lines of “Sick Week” by the Jack Wood join these instruments, two shorter, but muscular frames saunter through the curtain and onto the stage, which has become enveloped by fog up to the knees. Stepping to the outsides of the top of the ramp but in line with one another, EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION ANA SOMNIA and EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM and SHOWTIME CHAMPION SARA DANIELS look out on their respective sides of the venue. As they do so, the clips of their violence transitions into a wall of text where an arterial red pair of intersecting slashes tear through the center, as if done by an animal.
The former dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. Her knee pads offer arterial red slashes in the shape of the letter X, as if left there by an articulate creature with scathingly sharp claws. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as arterial red laces hanging untied from either side. The KTX sigil is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a black leather moto jacket closed most of the way. Her EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP is wrapped around her waist. The arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more disdainful and sinister when those lips twist into a malicious sneer.
The latter sports a black and red pair of boyshorts with black and red boots and knee pads, as well as black fishnet stockings. Her knee pads, too, are adorned by the same X slashes on Somnia’s knee pads. She also wears a black and red sports bra-styled wrestling top with leather façades, the KTX logo over the left side of her chest like a badge. Around both wrists, Sara wears extensive black taping, including dorsal crosses as well. Additionally, she wears a black cropped racer jacket and a backward black South African Rugby Union snapback hat. Beneath the hat, her blonde hair is braided back and hangs two low pigtail-styled braids. The most salient piece of her attire, however, is the EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP wrapped around her waist and the EHWF SHOWTIME CHAMPIONSHIP slung over her shoulder.
In sync, they roll their shoulders back and get into a more combative stance to shadow box briefly. Next, they sway toward the center of the ramp as they turn to one another and stand nearly toe-to-toe. Nodding to each other, they smirk as there is a short pause in the music. Once the music returns, KILL TEAM X begin their journey down the entrance ramp with Daniels playfully and motivationally slapping Somnia on her backside. Their movements are purposeful, and their gazes are glued to the ring ahead. Confidence pours out of every imperious movement the two make as they continue down the ramp and approach ringside without having paid the capacity crowd another moment’s time.
The female lead vocalist of the Jack Wood whispers a reiteration of a lyric and ignites a crescendo as the power couple reaches ringside and hastily bicycle their knees on opposite sides of the ring as they swing up onto their aprons on one knee. On the far side, Sara rises to her feet and leans back on the top rope with her arms stretched on either side of her, flexing her abdomen in this pose while smirking proudly. On the near side, Somnia mirrors the motion; first, however, she rips open her jacket with a hand pulling apart on either side to enter into the aforementioned pose.
With authority, they swing themselves into the ring under the middle rope and turn toward one another with a grin. Here, they storm in opposite directions, Somnia from the side nearest the hard camera to the far right corner and Daniels from the far side from the hard camera to the near left corner. They stomp up onto the middle rope and each hike a leg up onto the top rope while Sara hoists her EHWF SHOWTIME and WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS high overhead and Somnia hoists up her EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP, her chin tilted up while she bares her teeth. She then rotates her forearms forward and out, around behind her with her palms facing outward and her thumbs and first two fingers stretched out, the remaining four fingers hanging limply. At the same time, she bows her head forward to smirk nefariously and sneer ominously up through her furrowed brow.
As the conclusion to the chorus of the song playing over the P.A. system arrives, Kill Team X seem to maintain their perfect synchronization (without even having one another in their field of view) by hopping off of the middle rope and strutting to the center of the ring, where Ana reaches her hand around the back of Sara’s neck and pulls her in so they can both bow their heads forward and press their foreheads together, eyes closed. When they separate from this embrace, they conclude the removal of their auxiliary gear and their title belts so as to prepare finally for their match, for which they champ at the bit awaiting the bell.
Illa Isabella: And Their Partners… They are the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… The Showtime Champion… Sara Daniels and The Goddess of War Ana Somnia… Kill Team X!
DING DING DING
Match #2: Kill Team X (Ana Somnia & Sara Daniels) & The Brothers of Balance (Konrad Raab & Lord Raab) vs. The Regulators (Da Monsta & Greg Davis) & The Corporate Power Originals (Ace Pena & Cliff Maxwell)
The bell sounds and the fans are all on their feet as Ana circles the ring with Greg! They come up close and go to lock up but Ana gets around the much bigger Greg and gets him in the waistlock! Greg tries to get around it but Ana transitions into a wristlock! Greg whips Ana into the ropes and goes back with a clothesline but Ana ducks it! Ana comes off of the ropes and runs into Greg with a shoulder! Greg doesn’t go down and instead grabs Ana and sends her across the ring with a big toss! The fans are on their feet! Greg sends Ana into the corner and then yells and runs at her! Greg goes for the corner splash but Ana dives out of the way and he hits the corner hard! Ana then starts hitting Greg with MMA style kicks and snaps each one into his legs and torso! Greg bursts out and flattens Ana! She tries to get up but he stomps her then bounces off of the ropes and leaps up for a big splash! Ana rolls out of the way and Greg impacts the mat! He slowly gets to a knee but Ana starts kneeing him in the head with short sharp knees as the fans cheer along! Ana then snaps a big roundhouse kick into his head!
Steve White: Last week The CPO defeated The Brothers of Balance and Kill Team X defeated The Regulators but The Regulators and The CPO both tried to jump Kill Team X at the end of their match at Battlefield but The Bros came out to even the odds!
Chuck Thompson: But The Bros and Kill Team X are definitely not friends! The Brothers of Balance want another shot at Kill Team X and they want to prove it tonight but it’s not gonna be easy!
Greg tosses Ana across the ring then he falls in the corner and tags in Da Monsta! Da Monsta runs up as he gets in the ring and steamrolls Ana with a big hip and shoulder! Da Monsta picks up Ana and uses his size to toss her through the air across the ring! Ana holds her shoulder and back in pain! Da Monsta picks her up and headbutts her into the corner! Ana is out of it but she’s able to jump out of the way when Da Monsta charges her! Da Monsta hits the corner and Ana takes Da Monsta’s leg out with a chop block! Da Monsta is in pain on his knees and Ana grabs him around the head and plants him with a DDT! Ana backs off into her corner, holding her back and Lord Raab tags in! The fans go wild as Lord Raab rages into the ring and hits Da Monsta with a right hand! He hits him with another then another then another! Lord Raab hits Da Monsta with an uppercut! Da Monsta pushes off of the ropes and Lord Raab big boots him in the head and he falls in the corner!
Steve White: Lord Raab into this contest now and he’s taking it to Da Monsta right now and The Bros are really trying to impress here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: A big boot right into the head puts Da Monsta into the corner! Lord Raab looks pissed off after last week!
Ace Pena tags himself in and comes off of the top rope and takes Lord Raab down with a massive missile dropkick! The fans go NUTS and Ace gets up quickly! Ace runs up and knocks Ana off of the apron and then bounces off and kicks Lord Raab! Ace springs off of the middle then the top ropes and hits Lord Raab with a springboard cutter! Ana wants to get in the ring but the ref stops her! Lord Raab hits Ace with a big uppercut and he hits the ropes! Lord Raab goes for a big boot but Ace ducks it and then springs off of the ropes and takes Lord Raab out with a spinning corkscrew leg lariat! Lord Raab goes down and Ace gets to the corner and calls for Phantasm! Cliff reaches over and blind tags in on Ace! Ace looks PISSED! It’s a repeat of last week. Ace shoves Cliff and Cliff shoves him back. Ace shakes his head and hits Cliff with a right hand and drops him then rolls out of the ring! The fans are going wild and Cliff is out of it on the mat as the legal man! Ace makes his way back up the ramp in frustration as he leaves the match! Brandon Bash comes out and tries to stop Ace!
Brandon Bash: Ace!? Ace!? What the fuck are you doing!? Get the fuck back in that match right now!
Ace Pena: Fuck this guy! Again he tries to fuck with me! You said he wasn’t gonna do this shit anymore! He’s fucking everything up, everything we worked for, our whole group! Who the fuck is this guy huh!?
Brandon Bash: Just hold up!
Cliff slowly gets up and The Regulators are yelling at him from the apron! Cliff’s bleeding from his mouth and he stumbles right into the centre of the ring where Lord Raab grabs him around the throat and starts to berate him and violently yell at him! Lord Raab hoists Cliff up and plants him with a big Chokinator! The fans go wild as Cliff is down on the mat! Ace storms off behind the curtain as Brandon follows him, telling him to get back into the match!
Steve White: Ace Pena is out of here! Cliff tried to steal Ace’s thunder like last week! Ace just like the rest of The CPO are over Cliff Maxwell and he knocked him down and stormed off and there’s nothing Brandon can seem to do to bring him back!
Chuck Thompson: And to make things worse, Cliff just got fucked up by Lord Raab! This didn’t go well at all!
Da Monsta rushes in and starts brawling with Raab! Konrad rushes in and brawls with Greg as a brawl erupts! Lord Raab gets thrown into the corner! Ana tags herself back into the match and drops to the outside! Lord Raab and Da Monsta spill to the outside! Greg takes Konrad out but Sara comes in from behind and takes Greg out with Nailgun to the back of the head! The fans are all on their feet! Cliff stumbles around and falls at Ana’s boots! She hoists Cliff up and plants him with a massive Zver’ Bomb! The fans are going nuts! Ana hooks both legs!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… The Brothers of Balance… Lord Raab and Konrad Raab AND… The EHWF World Tag Team Champions… The Showtime Champion… Sara Daniels and The Goddess of War Ana Somnia… Kill Team X!
Steve White: It’s over! Ana Somnia with the cover!!
Chuck Thompson: Things went from bad to worse and they fell apart here tonight! The Bros and Kill Team X get the win!
Lord Raab and Konrad Raab get back into the ring. They go to celebrate but Sara kicks Konrad in the back of the head and he goes down! Lord Raab goes to run at Sara but Ana boots him in the gut and hoists him up on her back! Ana comes over to the ropes and throws Lord Raab out with great strength and he lands on The Regulators and the fans go NUTS!
Steve White: Kill Team X, cleaning everyone up right now!!
Kill Team X's theme song kicks in over the P.A. system to reinforce their victory as EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION ANA SOMNIA rises to her feet inside the squared circle. Her triumphant sneer emphasizes her imperious demeanor while her tag team partner and long-time girlfriend, EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION SARA DANIELS, retrieves microphones from near the timekeeper’s area, where she also snatches up their tag team title belts and her own EHWF SHOWTIME CHAMPIONSHIP. Sara climbs back into the ring and hands Ana a microphone as the music on the P.A. dies down, allowing the crowd’s deafening roar of chagrin to subside as well.
Somnia narrows her eyes as she drapes the title belt over her free hand’s shoulder. She holds the title close to her body as if it were providing her comfort before lifting the microphone to her arterial red lips, upon which resides a sinister smirk. Daniels drapes both of her title belts over each of her shoulders while she waits for Somnia to conclude her remarks in case she might have anything to add. Somnia, on the other hand, seems intent on providing her scathing sentiments uninterrupted, whether that is by the fans, Sara Daniels, or any of the six men who shared the ring with them during the previous bout.
ANA SOMNIA: “Since the beginnin’ of April,” starts the Slavic Submission Specialist. “My Dani an’ I’ve been wearin’ these EHWF World Tag Team Championships an’ defendin’ ‘em ‘gainst anyone an’ everyone management has seen fit to line up in front of us. Joyride... Jo Rissi an’ Misty Vega... The Empire of Blood... Lilly an’ Amy... Azzurra Rissi an’ Molly Bolt... An’ half the playin’ field in the match we just competed in— the Brothers of Balance an’ the Regulators. There ain’t been a one of ‘em to even come within a country mile of puttin’ an end to the greatest tag team reign in EHWF history. Not a one.”
Somnia shakes her head, clearly enduring an abundance of disdain coursing through her veins. She adjusts the title belt slung over her muscular shoulder before pressing her tongue against the inside of her bottom lip, allowing thoughts to compose within her mind. Once she has put her thoughts into order, she parts her aforementioned lips to give utterance to her venomous vitriol.
ANA SOMNIA: “An’ throughout it all we ain’t complain once,” she explains. “Despite our complete an’ utter disappointment with the competition in this division, we ain’t complain. Instead, we’ve focused on leavin’ a trail of carnage, blood, an’ broken bodies in our wake. The so-called best this company’s got to offer. But now? Now we’ve grown tired. Tired of feelin’ like we may be borderin’ on complacent. An’ anyone who knows me knows complacency ain’t exactly agree with me y’hear? That’s why our next number one contenders need to bring somethin’ to the table nobody else has. That’s why our next challengers need to bring the kinda’ violence Dani an’ I have built our careers on. Ever since Battlefield, we ain’t exactly seen much of that from anyone in the division. Hell, we ain’t seen much of it from any tag teams in this entire business. An’ that’s our fault for expectin’ from others what only we are capable of.”
As if the frustration of a stark lack of competition up to their standards overwhelms the Devil Herself, Ana shakes her head and lowers her microphone. She turns away from her squared-to-the-hard-camera stance and mutters something agitated under her breath. This prompts the South African Striker to strut confidently forward, using her inner forearm to hold one of her title belts to her shoulder while using that same hand to hold her own microphone up to her lips.
SARA DANIELS: “It’s bullshit,” she says matter-of-factly. “It’s bullshit we’ve had to fuckin’ deal with that our entire careers an’ it’s bullshit we’ve had to get used to it. But used to it is where we’re at. Shit, if we weren’t used to it we’d have probably raged ourselves into early fuckin’ graves instead of runnin’ everyone else into early graves. Because we’re so used to fuckin’ nobody meetin’ our standards, we’ve spent our entire lives pushin’ our opposition over the edge, pushin’ ‘em to new fuckin’ heights. And still these cunts can’t fuckin’ compete. Sometimes it’s exhaustin’ bein’ the very best in every ring we stand in.”
Like Ana had, Sara now shakes her head. She adjusts the Showtime Championship on her other shoulder before taking a deep breath inward. From here, she presses her tongue against the inside of her cheek and offers a soft, unamused chuckle. This precedes the dual champion cocking her head to either side, sharply cracking her neck twice in the process; it is only after this action she reunites her arrogant timbre with the P.A. system through the microphone in her dominant hand.
SARA DANIELS: “We shouldn’t have to be responsible for makin’ anyone else better,” she grunts. “An’ yet here we fuckin’ are… But now? Now that we’ve proven ourselves the UNDISPUTED best tag team in this company, this business? We’re just gonna’ have to do it yet again. An’ it starts with our next defense… It starts… With the Brothers of Balance. Yeah, they were our first defense, an’ yeah, we left ‘em broken an’ bleedin’ like the little cunts they are. The referee wouldn’t even let us try to pin ‘em we beat ‘em so fuckin’ badly, yeah? It’s only fittin’ we start this shit all over again against the same motherfuckers we really started our reign against.”
Ana now steps back up to face the hard camera, her eyes stern and her jaw clenched. She nods to Sara with a grin before lifting her microphone up to her lips again. Once she has her microphone before her blood-red lips, her contempt radiates from every syllable, resent radiating from each turn of phrase.
ANA SOMNIA: “They weren’t capable of makin’ us even break a sweat last time,” states Slavic Steel. “But now they ain’t got no choice but to find themselves out for blood. Because this time? This time, there ain’t no walkin’ outta’ this ring after we’re through with ‘em. If they don’t come to fight? If they ain’t willin’ to DIE for these here EHWF World Tag Team Championships? Then we ain’t botherin’ lettin’ ‘em draw another breath. When they step back in the ring with us this time ‘round, only two people are leavin’ the ring with their bodies, their careers, an’ their lives intact. When we put our titles on the line, this world’s gonna’ come face-to-face with the best Brothers of Balance the business has ever seen. An’ it STILL won’t be enough.”
With this, Ana and Sara simultaneously throw their microphones to the canvas, garnering a loud crack of static before the backstage crew cuts the microphone’s feed to the P.A. “Sick Week” now pushes through the P.A. as Kill Team X hoist their titles—all three—overhead in triumph and condescension. They nod their heads for emphasis before turning to one another and agreeing to depart from the ring. We cut to a brief commercial break as they vacate the squared circle.
Somnia narrows her eyes as she drapes the title belt over her free hand’s shoulder. She holds the title close to her body as if it were providing her comfort before lifting the microphone to her arterial red lips, upon which resides a sinister smirk. Daniels drapes both of her title belts over each of her shoulders while she waits for Somnia to conclude her remarks in case she might have anything to add. Somnia, on the other hand, seems intent on providing her scathing sentiments uninterrupted, whether that is by the fans, Sara Daniels, or any of the six men who shared the ring with them during the previous bout.
ANA SOMNIA: “Since the beginnin’ of April,” starts the Slavic Submission Specialist. “My Dani an’ I’ve been wearin’ these EHWF World Tag Team Championships an’ defendin’ ‘em ‘gainst anyone an’ everyone management has seen fit to line up in front of us. Joyride... Jo Rissi an’ Misty Vega... The Empire of Blood... Lilly an’ Amy... Azzurra Rissi an’ Molly Bolt... An’ half the playin’ field in the match we just competed in— the Brothers of Balance an’ the Regulators. There ain’t been a one of ‘em to even come within a country mile of puttin’ an end to the greatest tag team reign in EHWF history. Not a one.”
Somnia shakes her head, clearly enduring an abundance of disdain coursing through her veins. She adjusts the title belt slung over her muscular shoulder before pressing her tongue against the inside of her bottom lip, allowing thoughts to compose within her mind. Once she has put her thoughts into order, she parts her aforementioned lips to give utterance to her venomous vitriol.
ANA SOMNIA: “An’ throughout it all we ain’t complain once,” she explains. “Despite our complete an’ utter disappointment with the competition in this division, we ain’t complain. Instead, we’ve focused on leavin’ a trail of carnage, blood, an’ broken bodies in our wake. The so-called best this company’s got to offer. But now? Now we’ve grown tired. Tired of feelin’ like we may be borderin’ on complacent. An’ anyone who knows me knows complacency ain’t exactly agree with me y’hear? That’s why our next number one contenders need to bring somethin’ to the table nobody else has. That’s why our next challengers need to bring the kinda’ violence Dani an’ I have built our careers on. Ever since Battlefield, we ain’t exactly seen much of that from anyone in the division. Hell, we ain’t seen much of it from any tag teams in this entire business. An’ that’s our fault for expectin’ from others what only we are capable of.”
As if the frustration of a stark lack of competition up to their standards overwhelms the Devil Herself, Ana shakes her head and lowers her microphone. She turns away from her squared-to-the-hard-camera stance and mutters something agitated under her breath. This prompts the South African Striker to strut confidently forward, using her inner forearm to hold one of her title belts to her shoulder while using that same hand to hold her own microphone up to her lips.
SARA DANIELS: “It’s bullshit,” she says matter-of-factly. “It’s bullshit we’ve had to fuckin’ deal with that our entire careers an’ it’s bullshit we’ve had to get used to it. But used to it is where we’re at. Shit, if we weren’t used to it we’d have probably raged ourselves into early fuckin’ graves instead of runnin’ everyone else into early graves. Because we’re so used to fuckin’ nobody meetin’ our standards, we’ve spent our entire lives pushin’ our opposition over the edge, pushin’ ‘em to new fuckin’ heights. And still these cunts can’t fuckin’ compete. Sometimes it’s exhaustin’ bein’ the very best in every ring we stand in.”
Like Ana had, Sara now shakes her head. She adjusts the Showtime Championship on her other shoulder before taking a deep breath inward. From here, she presses her tongue against the inside of her cheek and offers a soft, unamused chuckle. This precedes the dual champion cocking her head to either side, sharply cracking her neck twice in the process; it is only after this action she reunites her arrogant timbre with the P.A. system through the microphone in her dominant hand.
SARA DANIELS: “We shouldn’t have to be responsible for makin’ anyone else better,” she grunts. “An’ yet here we fuckin’ are… But now? Now that we’ve proven ourselves the UNDISPUTED best tag team in this company, this business? We’re just gonna’ have to do it yet again. An’ it starts with our next defense… It starts… With the Brothers of Balance. Yeah, they were our first defense, an’ yeah, we left ‘em broken an’ bleedin’ like the little cunts they are. The referee wouldn’t even let us try to pin ‘em we beat ‘em so fuckin’ badly, yeah? It’s only fittin’ we start this shit all over again against the same motherfuckers we really started our reign against.”
Ana now steps back up to face the hard camera, her eyes stern and her jaw clenched. She nods to Sara with a grin before lifting her microphone up to her lips again. Once she has her microphone before her blood-red lips, her contempt radiates from every syllable, resent radiating from each turn of phrase.
ANA SOMNIA: “They weren’t capable of makin’ us even break a sweat last time,” states Slavic Steel. “But now they ain’t got no choice but to find themselves out for blood. Because this time? This time, there ain’t no walkin’ outta’ this ring after we’re through with ‘em. If they don’t come to fight? If they ain’t willin’ to DIE for these here EHWF World Tag Team Championships? Then we ain’t botherin’ lettin’ ‘em draw another breath. When they step back in the ring with us this time ‘round, only two people are leavin’ the ring with their bodies, their careers, an’ their lives intact. When we put our titles on the line, this world’s gonna’ come face-to-face with the best Brothers of Balance the business has ever seen. An’ it STILL won’t be enough.”
With this, Ana and Sara simultaneously throw their microphones to the canvas, garnering a loud crack of static before the backstage crew cuts the microphone’s feed to the P.A. “Sick Week” now pushes through the P.A. as Kill Team X hoist their titles—all three—overhead in triumph and condescension. They nod their heads for emphasis before turning to one another and agreeing to depart from the ring. We cut to a brief commercial break as they vacate the squared circle.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is set for one fall!
The lights go out across the arena and footsteps can be heard. The screen fills with static as man in a skin like mask appears staring into the camera and abruptly pyro shoots up across the arena and The devil and I by Slipknot plays over the PA system. Eric Smith walks out from behind the curtains wearing his skin mask, out of nowhere Korey Kill runs and smashes his forearm in the back of the head of Eric Smith.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Korey Kill! He's trying to end it before it even starts Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: Oh..and look, Taylor is there shouting instructions. Can somebody shut her the hell up!
Taylor shouts for Korey to stomp him out, to which he obliges. Taylor eventually joins in and they both stomp Eric Smith into oblivion. The crowd completely turns on the Kill couple and begins to throw trash at them.
Steve White: Well, we knew that everyone hated them already but damn!
Taylor starts to scream and yell back at the crowd. As she gets hit in the face with a corn dog, she loses her mind and picks up trash and runs at the crowd. Taylor stops stomping Eric Smith and runs towards her to pull her away. She loses her mind and shoves him away and screams at him again. Out of nowhere, Eric Smith lands a boot to the chest of Korey as he barely manages to push her away to avoid the attack.
Chuck Thompson: Breathless! Korey may be out before the match even begins!
Steve White: So sad…
Eric Smith is now standing over the lifeless body of Korey. His mask is half ripped off, but you can see him smiling and laughing at what just happened. His lack of situational awareness gets the best of him. Taylor jumps on his back and with corn dog from the crowd, she begins to stab his face with it and rips apart the mask and face.
Steve White: Well this is a new level of trashy.
Eric Smith seems to have enough of her shit as he grabs a handful of her hair and rips her forward, flipping her and slamming her on her back. He looks baffled at what just happened. He starts to rip the rest of his mask off, which is now covered in a bit of blood. Eric Smith laughs even harder as Korey crawls towards the lifeless Taylor. He grows from sad, worried to visibly angry. He pushes himself up to his knees and stares at Eric Smith.
Steve White: Oh Gawd, it looks like Taylor Kill is ready to Kil...
Chuck Thompson: Please don't...
Eric Smith is now holding a microphone and the crowd goes silent.
Eric Smith: Well, you almost had me. If it wasn't for your white trash princess and her overzealous stupidity, you may have gotten the better of me. But I am willing to forget this. Lets just do this Korey. The Sickest Kill against The Rage.
Eric drops the microphone as he and Korey meet each other at the center of the entrance stage.
Steve white: Oooh this should be good!
Chuck Thompson: Both with nearly the same style. They should complement each other nicely!
Korey and Eric abruptly start throwing fists at each other. Korey with rights and Eric with lefts. After nearly 10 punches each, Eric being the bigger man with the longer reach gets the better of Korey. Korey then closes the distance and locks up with Eric and starts to throw uppercuts as they move down the ramp. Eric reverses his momentum and trips Korey and lands on top of him and begins to mount offence from the top. As Eric begins to rain down punches hes blindsided once again by Taylor. She jumps on his back and begins to choke him out.
Chuck Thompson: I don't want to say this but, this bitch.
Eric stands up from being on top of Korey. He backs up and begins to slam Taylor into the side of the ring. She refuses to let go. Korey finally gets up and begins to chop, punch and kick Eric Smith's midsection. Taylor looks to be in pain but their offence finally pays off as Eric Smith is finally on his knees. The referee has finally had enough and he climbs out of the ring and pulls Taylor off Eric.
Steve White: Looks like order is about to be restored!
Chuck Thompson: Well, it looks like Taylor is about to assault the referee with the corn dog now.
Taylor is now screaming at the referee and pointing the corn dog at him in a threatening manner. With her back turned she fails to see Eric Smith reverse the tide of action against Korey and put him into a choke hold. Korey appears to pass out in seconds. Eric rolls him into the ring and asks for a microphone again. The referee is now having a shouting match with Taylor, telling her to leave.
Steve White: Looks like Eric has something to say!
Eric begins to walk towards Taylor who now finally notices him. She pulls the corn dog away from the referee and points it at Eric, who is all smiles.
Eric Smith: You know Taylor, there's a very famous proverb I like to live by. “ I will never hit a woman but I will slap a hoe”.
Eric swings back and open hand slaps Taylor. She falls to the ground holding her cheek and appears to be crying. The crowd erupts in a new chant.
Smack a hoe! Smack a hoe! Smack a hoe!
Steve White: Bah Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: It looks like the refs going to let her stay! He just rolled in the ring with Eric Smith!
Illa Isabella: This contest is set for one fall! introducing Korey Kill and Eric Smith!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Eric Smith vs. Korey Kill
The bell sounds and both men can be seen in their own corner staring at each other with murderous intent. They both approach slowly in the middle of the ring, both bleeding and screaming profanities. Their foreheads touch and they both begin to throw fist. Korey shoves Eric to the mat, he then rolls backwards and jumps up. Korey meets him with a clothesline and immediately runs towards the ropes and when he bounds back, Eric Smith lifts him into a spinebuster and drives him into the mat.
Chuck Thompson: Let the official action finally begin!
Eric lifts Korey up from the mat and throws him to the ropes and Korey comes back and is met with a huge shoulder block from Smith. Eric Smith then hits the ropes and when he comes back he leaps into the air to land in a knee drop. Korey senses what's coming and moves and Eric hits nothing but mat.
Steve White: It looks like Korey studied!
Before Eric can get back off the mat, Korey hits the ropes again and hits Eric with the Kill Kick! Korey wastes no time and puts Eric in a cross face!
Chuck Thompson: The Killer cross face!
Korey Kills pulls and stretches Smith in the middle of the ring. As he gets closer to the ropes for a break in the hold, Taylor Kill jumps up on the mat and begins to scream again. She has blood dripping out of her mouth now. The referee turns and faces her. He shouts for her to leave. As this is going on Eric Smith reaches the bottom rope, but the hold is never broken. Korey yanks Smith away from the ropes. Korey reverses the cross face into a pin and suddenly Taylor jumps down and away from the referee. The referee sees the pin and makes the count.
1...
2...
NO!
To The Kills dismay, Eric breaks the pin. Both Korey and Taylor lose their collective minds and both begin to scream at the referee. Taylor jumps back on the mat and Korey backs the referee into a corner and screams at him.
Steve White: They seem slightly unhappy.
As Korey turns around he's met by a running big boot to the chest by Eric Smith.
Chuck Thompson: Breathless!
Taylor is now screaming at Eric Smith. He smiles in amusement as she brandishes her corndog, still covered in his blood. She takes a swing at him, he blocks and smacks the shit out of her again. She falls to her ass on the outside and stares at him in disbelief as the crowd chants.
Smack a hoe! Smack a hoe! Smack a hoe!
Eric makes eye contact with her, winks and blows her a kiss. He runs towards Korey as he is on all fours and punts him in the face!
Chuck Thompson: KOT!
Steve White: Knocked out toothless! I swear I saw one fly away!
Eric makes eye contact with Taylor, makes the sign of “call me” with his hand as he pins her husband.
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3!
DING! DING! DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner... Eric “The Rage” Smith!
Steve White: Cheaters are sometimes winners but not tonight Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: It's hard for a fox to outfox an old fox!
Eric's theme hits and he climbs out of the ring. He never loses eye contact with Taylor who now seems to be at a loss for words. The large bloody man walks up to her and snatches the corn dog away. He places it in his mouth, wipes blood from his forehead and taps her cheeks in a “their their” gesture. He makes eye contact with her one last time and smirks as he leaves the arena. We fade out backstage.
We come in to an unknown area - the vision appears on the tron in the darkness. Our frame is completely dark until we see a figure move in the distance as we slowly zoom in. We pan down a little and see a small table in front of us and the figure.
“The Corporate Powers, The Rissi’s… I’ve seen it all before… Wilmer Patacky, Eric Smith, Lord Raab, Zoe McDraven. There’s nothing new here… but everyone has to act like these people are amazing…”
We see that this is the same obscured shadowy figure from Battlefield. He reaches down and we see his hands put that same gift box on the table in front of us. They straighten up the ribbon on the gift.
“Last I checked… No one beat me… Last I checked I was the greatest! But I have to sit here every week and watch this crap like everything I accomplished meant nothing… It makes me SICK!”
The gift sits on the table as the figure pushes the box closer to the camera.
“So you tell me… How long am I supposed to sit here and witness this shit? How long am I just supposed to take this insult?”
The figure pats the gift box and then turns away from the frame and walks out.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest… is a tag team match set for one single fall!
“Skeleton Key” plays over the PA system and we hear these words open the song...
"In another life, another place... there was a shadow without a face.
I could see... the survivors, were few...
Memories to which I cling, things I do and songs I sing...
They all... bring me back, to you..."
Then, after the intro ends and we hit the chorus, out from the curtain comes Solomon Graham, to nothing but cheers and applause. We see that Solomon has a roll of white hockey tape in his left hand, but soon he transfers the roll of tape to the other hand, before slowly raising it high in the air (to a massive pop, of course). He puts his hands on his hips before smirking and shaking his head in disbelief. After all he’s been through, all the grief and turmoil, and especially those devastating losses… the fans remain loyal to him. He then proceeds to take a strip of tape from the roll and wrap his right wrist up in tape.
After wrapping it in about five layers of tape, he then turns it diagonally and proceeds to also wrap his knuckles in tape as well, all the while slowly and methodically walking towards the ring. He then bites the tape in two, wrapping the strip still connected to the roll back on and wrapping the strip attached to him around the knuckle, before driving his right hand directly into his open left hand and walking to the ring, on the way stopping to play to the fans, letting them know that they are “ENTIRELY too quiet!!” before pumping them up.
Once we hear some noise from them, he yells once again: “C’MON, I CAN’T FUCKIN’ HEAR YA!!!!” at which point the roof blows off the place. He then climbs the ring steps onto the apron, before wiping his feet. He then steps into the ring, gets into his corner and stares across at his opponent.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Paragon of Pro Wrestling… Solomon Graham!
"Evacuate the dance floor" hits the arena as Misty runs out to the stage bouncing from side to side. Misty is smiling at her adoring fans and she smiles and waves to the crowd and proceeds down the ramp slapping and shaking the fans hands ramp side along the way. Misty runs around the ring slapping fans hands before sliding into the ring and leans against the ropes once more waving to her audience.
Illa Isabella: And next… His partner… She is the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Misty Vega!
The lights dimmed down, as the opening guitar riffs to Reel Big Fish’s cover of “Take On Me” began to blare throughout the arena. Yellow and orange lights began to shine down and move throughout the arena as the main lights lit back up. The titan tron lit up in orange, with the word “WACKY” flashing across it in yellow font.
ONE.
TWO.
ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
The song picked up as Wilmer exploded from behind the curtain with his usual high energy and goofy grin spread across his face as he pointed his right index finger to the sky! Wilmer is rocking yellow and orange tie dye tights with a darker shade of yellow jester-style pointed toe boots with orange laces. Wilmer looked down at the ring as he lowered his right arm to be pointing down to it while nodding his head to the beat of the song. Wilmer would then make his way down the ramp, skanking to the beat of the song as he did so. He slapped hands with fans along the way before he ran and slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He quickly pushes himself up to his feet. Wilmer would skank around the ring a little more around the ring before he would make his way over to a corner, getting in a few last second stretches before the match starts.
Illa Isabella: And now… Their opponents… First up… The Wacky One… Wilmer Patacky!
"Rollin" hit the PA as the fans stand to their feet for The Legend Black Man. Black Man storms out onto the stage with his two fists held high in the air clinched and raised towards the rafters. Black Man runs from side to the side a top the stage and gets the fans to their feet whether they boo or cheer his name. Black Man finally bounces in place center stage before walking down the ramp to the ring shaking his shoulders and head with every step. The intense stare from his glare is piercing as he reaches the ring and jumps onto the apron with pyro exploding behind him from the top of the stage area. After getting into the ring, Black Man heads to all four turnbuckles and stands with both fists once again raised in the air towards the fans.
Illa Isabella: And Finally… His partner tonight… He is the EHWF World Champion… The Legendary… Black Man!
DING DING DING
Match #4: Black Man & Wilmer Patacky vs. Misty Vega & Solomon Graham
The bell sounds and Black Man and Wilmer are arguing on one side of the ring while Misty and Solomon are arguing on the other side. Solomon and Black Man start things out! The fans are on their feet as they circle each other! A smirking Misty yells insults at Solomon as Black Man and Solomon come in close to lock up but Black Man backs off and slaps Wilmer on the shoulder, tagging him in! The fans boo but they switch to cheers as Wilmer comes inside the ring and looks at Black Man. They have a stare down but the ref brings Wilmer into this match! Wilmer and Solomon lock up! Wilmer gets Solomon in a wristlock! Solomon reverses it into a headlock and gets Wilmer in tight as he wrenches back! Black Man insults Wilmer from the apron while he struggles in pain! Solomon pushes Wilmer back and chops him square on the chest with a big thud!
Steve White: Wilmer Patacky and Black Man clearly have problems and now with this stadium match next week at Aces High, things have gone from bad to worse! Misty pretty much stole the Jr Heavyweight title off of Solomon Graham so there is so much in this match but only one team can win!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man not starting this one out, instead Wilmer and Solomon going at it now and the fans love the action so far!
Solomon brings Wilmer into a knee! Solomon whips Wilmer but Wilmer reverses it and Solomon hits the turnbuckle! Wilmer runs up and hits Solomon with a corner clothesline! Wilmer whips Solomon into the opposing turnbuckle and he yells out, holding this back! Wilmer runs up and jumps a knee into Solomon with a corner high knee! Wilmer comes off and points at Black Man and goes for a running bulldog out of the corner but Solomon pushes Wilmer off of him into the ropes! Solomon catches Wilmer on the way back and hits Wilmer with a belly to belly suplex! The fans are on their feet! Solomon lines Wilmer up and goes for his running knee strike but Wilmer sidesteps it and Solomon’s leg gets hung up on the ropes! Wilmer springs off of the ropes and hits Solomon with a springboard kick across the chest! Solomon falls backwards and Wilmer gets over him and starts hitting him with big right hands! Solomon boots Wilmer in the gut! Wilmer hits Solomon with a big sideslam! Wilmer gets up but Black Man reaches over and tags himself in! Black Man comes in and Wilmer shoves him in the chest! Black Man shoves him back and the two come up close but the ref breaks it up!
Steve White: Black Man tagging in and getting into it with Wilmer! Black Man will do anything not to defend against Wilmer! These two aren’t gonna leave it in the ring tonight, that’s for sure!
Chuck Thompson: I’m pumped for this stadium match next week! These guys and the rest of the people in the match all want to kill each other!
Black Man yells at Wilmer as he comes in and Wilmer goes out! Black Man starts to stomp out Solomon on the mat! Black Man picks up Solomon and whips him into the corner! Black Man starts to stomp out Solomon in the corner until the ref pulls him off! Black Man approaches Solomon but Solomon uppercuts him out of nowhere! Solomon rakes Black Man’s back then hits Black Man with a big leg sweep! Solomon looks over and sees that Misty isn’t even at her corner, she’s on the outside, teasing Solomon fans on the outside! Solomon turns back around and boots Black Man in the head!
Steve White: Misty not taking this one at all seriously! Misty is teasing and stirring up the fans on the outside, she’s not even at her corner.
Chuck Thompson: Misty orchestrated with The Regulators a plan to steal the Jr Heavyweight Championship off of Solomon last week and Solomon wants revenge and his title back!
Solomon yells out at Misty! Misty turns around as she leans on the barricade and she flips him off! Solomon turns back to the match and Black Man plants Solomon with a big sitout spinebuster! Black Man covers!
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KICK OUT!
The fans boo Black Man and Misty! Misty leans on the apron and stirs up the fans some more! Black Man picks up Solomon but Solomon punches him in the face then hits him with a suplex! Solomon then goes for The Graham Lock! Solomon has it half locked in! Solomon keeps it in and Black Man is getting choked but Black Man struggles and is in peril! Black Man shoves Solomon off and dives into the corner, tagging in Wilmer!
Steve White: Solomon had it locked in! Solomon had The Graham Lock locked in and he was gonna end it! Black Man barely getting out of it there as he dives over and tags Wilmer back into this match!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man was this close to Solomon putting him out and the fear on Black Man caused him to pussy out and tag in Wilmer! Not so tough without The CPO, maybe?
Wilmer rushes in and takes Solomon out with a running leg lariat! Wilmer grabs Solomon from behind and wants Lubrication Twist! Solomon backs off and crunches Wilmer into the corner! Wilmer gets up but Solomon drops Wilmer with a right hand! Solomon stumbles around, he’s hurt and tired and he sees Misty on the outside, continuing to stir up the crowd! Solomon grabs the ropes and reaches down and grabs her by the hair! Solomon lifts her up onto the apron and tosses her into the ring! Misty gets turned over and Solomon locks her into the Graham Lock! Misty screams and struggles but the fans cheer! Misty raises her leg and gets Solomon in the balls! Misty falls out of the hold then gets her upper arm and low blows Solomon! Solomon falls and Misty rolls out of the ring and grabs her title belt! She’s shook and she backs up the ramp! Pointing at Solomon and in a state, Misty leaves up the ramp!
Steve White: Misty with those low blows to Solomon! Solomon had enough of her but Misty has done a number on Solomon and now she’s leaving him high and dry!
Chuck Thompson: That bitch!!
Wilmer gets up and looks at Solomon struggling! Solomon is hurt and bleeding from his mouth and tired and to top it off he’s down from a couple low blows! Solomon is hurt! Wilmer waits for him. The fans are cheering! Solomon looks out at Misty leaving with rage in his face! Solomon looks up at Wilmer! Wilmer talks to the ref and Solomon puts his hand out as he tries to get up! Wilmer is gonna wait for Solomon but Black Man comes in and shoves Wilmer to the mat and pushes the ref out of the way then hits Solomon with Black Stunn! Wilmer gets up and faces Black Man but Black Man hits him with Black Stunn as well! The fans wildly boo Black Man! Black Man yells out and grabs Wilmer’s arm and drags him on top of Solomon! The ref yells at Black Man but Black Man barks at him to make the count!
1…
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3!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… The Wacky One… Wilmer Patacky and The EHWF World Champion… The Legendary… Black Man!
Steve White: Black Man with a Black Stunn on both Solomon and Wilmer! Black Man in no way wanted to lose this one so he dragged Wilmer on top of Solomon and they walk away with the win tonight!
Chuck Thompson: But is it over..?
The fans are booing Black Man as he snatches the title belt off of the ref and Brandon Bash comes in the ring to raise his hand! Black Man looks down at Wilmer who slowly tries to get up after that! Black Man looks at Bash as Bash signals to the ramp! Stephen, Ace and Alexandria come out and all slide in the ring!
Steve White: No! The CPO are here! They’re gonna fuck up Wilmer before the Stadium Match at Aces High! Get outta there Wilmer!
Black Man holds the EHWF Championship belt up and yells at Wilmer to get up so he can drive it into his head! The rest of the CPO sit back and watch!
Black Man: Get up! GET UP you fucker! Get the fuck up now! You will NEVER see this championship! You hear ME! Get up!
The CPO are all around Wilmer as he slowly gets up! Black Man readies the title belt but the fans GO NUTS as Michael Rissi with a 2x4 and Eric Smith with a lead pipe rush out! Brianna Rissi with a steel chair and Joanna Rissi quickly follow behind! Black Man quickly rolls out of the ring! Bash yells at CPO to get out! Stephen wants to fight! Bash and Alexandria plead with Stephen as Rissi, Eric, Joanna and Brianna get in! Michael and Stephen almost come to blows but Bash and Alexandria get Stephen out and The CPO retreat up the ramp! The fans are going nuts! The fans are on their feet as Brianna helps Wilmer up!
Steve White: Wilmer’s buddies rush out to save the day! Wilmer’s buddies make the save here tonight and Bash is getting the troops to fall back because they need to make it to Aces High in one piece!
Cliff Maxwell rushes out as well and joins The CPO but Black Man and Ace distance themselves from him. Bash puts his arm around Maxwell and they shout back at those in the ring as insults get traded! Cliff hands Bash a mic that he got from the back!
Brandon Bash: Wilmer you piece of shit! There’s no way you’re going to get a shot at Black Man’s title. I recall you having a shot when you had a number one contenders match a few weeks ago and YOU LOST! There’s no way you or any of your piece of shit friends are going to win this Stadium Match at Aces High!
Black Man takes the mic and holds up the belt.
Black Man: I told you once motherfucker… I’m the champion and I’m the champion for AS LONG as I choose to be. I’m only doing this Stadium Match because of that ungrateful fuck head Gomez… You and I have been going at it for years and I’m finally tired of dealing with a piece of shit like you, nyukka!
Wilmer Patacky: Last time I checked, I kicked your ass for the Hardcore Championship last year and this year, I’m gonna beat the shit out of you for the World Championship and there’s nothing you or Bash can do to stop me… I got your number motherfucker!
Alexandria steps forward and rolls her eyes.
Alexandria Kendrick: Oh, that’s rich. Wilmer you’re famous for talking the talk and then absolutely embarrassing yourself whenever a real challenge comes… but all this talk about sloppy seconds in this whole Thea/Zoe beef had me thinking… it totally reminds me of you and Brianna Rissi there! Brianna the worthless hoe who thinks she’s all that but in reality is gonna get her teeth knocked out FINALLY next week at Aces High…
Brianna Rissi: The only thing you’re famous for, Alexandria is running your damn mouth and talking a whole lot of shit. You’re an awful person, inside and out just like your father and if you want to try me then come at me at Aces High and get your pretty little face smashed in for good you stupid bitch.
The fans go NUTS with cheers but Maxwell has head enough. The bruised up Cliff grabs the mic and points right at Eric Smith.
Cliff Maxwell: Eric, this whole time, I’m watching you down there thinking in your own head that you look tough. You’re not tough, you’re just a pussy and the fact that you think you’re good enough to insult and put your hands on the great Brandon Bash just makes me sick. You’re a fucking loser and the only reason you beat me was you got lucky. At Aces High, I’m going to do a solid for my main man Brandon Bash and end your career for good!
Eric Smith: That’s rich coming from a pathetic dickhead like you. How many times have I beaten you up now? I’ve lost count… That doesn’t matter, I’m happy that Brandon has found a new butt-buddy to keep him warm at night because it’s just gonna give me more pleasure to smash your fucking ugly face in for good next week!
Ace Pena shakes his head while he snatches the mic from Cliff.
Ace Pena: I’ve had enough of this shit lately and at Aces High, I’m gonna end it. I’m easily the most talented and skilful person on this roster but I constantly get overlooked. At Battlefield while we were fighting ya’ll, I found it hilarious that Joanna was tryna compete with me… like she’s the better high flyer or something? Jumping and flipping off the ring and the apron. I do all this insane shit and no one bats an eye lid. Joanna does a moonsault and everyone loses their shit. I think it’s time I show all you untalented motherfucker up at Aces High…
Joanna Rissi: It sounds to me that you have an inferiority complex there… don’t flatter yourself, I wouldn’t lower myself to get competitive with you, I already know I’m more skilled at flying around this ring than you are… but if there’s anyone who’s gonna utter the words “I Quit” and ruin it for their entire team, I’m sure it’s you Ace…
Ace looks deeply offended but doesn’t get a chance to respond as Stephen Sebastian steps forward and looks at Michael Rissi. Stephen smacks himself in the head and stares right down at him.
Stephen Sebastian: …
Michael Rissi: What is it big man? Nothing to say? I got unfinished business with you, you piece of trash. You think you’re big, you think you’re bad but you haven’t come up against me before and not only will I fucking embarrass you but I will kick your teeth all the way down to your asshole and bring you so far back down to Earth, you’ll be begging Brandon Bash to take you back to whatever hole you came from!
The fans are going NUTS! The two teams stare each other down and shout insults and obscenities at each other as we eventually fade out to backstage.
We come in backstage where we see Zoe McDraven in her ring gear, ready for her match up next. We see Zoe grab her Hardcore Championship belt in the hallway area and make her way off towards the entrance.
Zoe looks off to the side and sees Nina Chanel appear beside her. The two share a frosty stare as Nina looks her up and down.
Nina Chanel: Y’know… After Thea takes you out tonight, you and I still have unfinished business and it’s gonna be me that you fight next. You better get your ass ready, girl.
Zoe McDraven: Heh… Thea couldn’t get the job done last week and she’s not going to get it done this week. I’m going to show that bitch how a real woman fights tonight.
Nina Chanel: You got lucky last week but you couldn’t get the job done either. Look at you… You injured her best friend, you insulted her in front of everyone, you slapped her in the ring and you’re jealous that she’s with your ex… She’s going to tear you apart tonight…
Zoe smirks.
Zoe McDraven: I’m going out there next up… I’m going to beat the shit out of Thea and then the two of you can go all the way back down the card where you belong… both of you are NOT in my league.
Zoe hears Thea’s music hit. She gives a final smirk towards Nina as she storms off towards the entrance area and we fade in to the ring.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This main event contest… is a Hardcore Match set for one fall and it’s for the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
Joyride by Tinashe starts to play on the PA system and Thea Nefeli appears in the lights with her fists by her sides and raises them which makes the fans cheer. Thea comes down the ramp and slaps some fans hands while she runs into the ring and looks out at the crowd. She gets on the ropes and leans over on them, raising her arm with the cheering fans. She gets down and waits for her match to start.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Challenger… Thea Nefeli!
Soft pink lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her opponent tonight… She is the EHWF Hardcore Champion… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING
Main Event: Zoe McDraven (c) vs. Thea Nefeli
The bell sounds and the fans are going NUTS! The title is on the line and Thea and Zoe tie up! Zoe slaps Thea and the two start trading right hands and forearms to the head! Zoe boots Thea in the midsection and tosses her over the top rope to the outside! Zoe slides out and looks around at all the weapons! Zoe grabs a steel chair and the fans go wild! Zoe goes to hit Thea but Thea hits Zoe with a boot to the midsection and she drops the chair! Thea ducks down and rams Zoe back first into the apron! Zoe runs up and rams Thea into the barricade! The fans are all going wild! Zoe whips Thea towards the steel steps but Thea drops down and reverses it and Zoe collides with the steel steps!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! With all the issues that these two women have had, it all really comes down to Thea and Mazzio being a couple and Zoe being jealous! These two have put each other through so much but last week their brutal match ended in a draw.
Chuck Thompson: Now they’re beating the shit out of each other tonight and the title is on the line again!
Thea sets up a table on the outside! She grabs a metal bar tray and turns around, smashing it into Zoe’s head! Thea smashes it again and again and Zoe is busted open! The bar tray is bent and Thea jumps up and cracks it over Zoe’s head once last time! The tray is crumpled and it’s done the damage to Zoe! Thea rolls Zoe back into the ring! Thea slides in and picks Zoe up but Zoe boots Thea in the midsection and dropkicks Thea in the top of the head down to the mat! Zoe runs up and springboards off of the ropes and hits Thea with a big moonsault! The fans are going wild! Zoe slides out and grabs a trash can and tosses it in the ring as well as slides in a couple of chairs and kendo sticks! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Just brutal! Zoe seems to be getting some momentum in this one as she brings in some weapons now.
Chuck Thompson: You heard Zoe backstage, she wants to hurt Thea!
Thea gets up but she’s bent over in pain and Zoe hits her in the back with a kendo stick shot! Thea yells out! Zoe snaps the kendo stick over her back and the fans are going wild! Zoe tosses Thea out of the ring to the outside! Zoe gets on the apron and leaps off, hitting Thea with a flying axe handle to the damn head! Zoe grabs Thea by the hair and walks her up to the table but Thea puts her boot out and stops herself then smacks Zoe’s head off of the table! Thea smacks Zoe’s head off of it again and again and again! Zoe is bleeding from her forehead! Thea gets Zoe up on her back and tries to put her through the table but Zoe elbows Thea in the side of the head! Zoe gets off of Thea’s back then hits Thea with a Zoeplex through the damn table! The fans are going NUTS! Thea is put through the table and she’s done! The fans are going wild!
Steve White: Zoe did what both women couldn’t last week! Zoe puts Thea through a damn table and that might be the end of Thea there!
Chuck Thompson: That was huge! That was massive! Zoe going the extra mile there and now she’s gonna finish this one! Zoe wants revenge simply because Thea is with Mazzio! I’ve always loved Zoe but she seems to have taken all this too far!
Zoe drags Thea by her hair on the outside and rolls her back into the ring! Zoe covers Thea!
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KICK OUT!
Zoe can’t believe it! Zoe wipes some blood from her eyes and gets back up! Zoe screams at Thea in a rage and stomps on her a few times! Zoe backs off against the ropes and runs up then rolls on the mat and goes to hit a rolling thunder but Thea rolls out of the way and Zoe lands right onto a chair! Zoe gets up, holding her back in pain but Thea grabs the garbage can and smashes it right over Zoe’s head! Thea then hits Zoe with a spinebuster right onto the garbage can and Zoe screams in pain in the crumpled mess! The fans are going nuts! Thea springs onto the top rope! Zoe gets up and Thea lands a massive flying crossbody on her as the fans go nuts and she hooks the leg!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! These two are just destroying each other! Brutal hardcore contest but neither women is going down.
Chuck Thompson: A lot of intensity in this one! They’ve bashed each other and they’re both bleeding, bruised and exhausted!
Thea can’t believe it either! Thea picks up Zoe! Thea springs onto the middle then the top rope and hits Zoe with a springboard hurricanrana! The fans are going nuts! Zoe gets up but Thea snaps a kendo stick over the back of her neck and Zoe goes right back down, bleeding and in pain! Thea pulls Zoe in for Designer DDT but Zoe runs Thea back first into the corner! Zoe starts hitting Thea with corner thrusts but both women are hurt and tired! Zoe hits Thea with a big right hand! Thea is all groggy off of it! Zoe hits Thea with another then another then winds up another! It looks like Thea is about to fall but off of the last punch, she turns it into a counter, with a big pele kick to the head of Zoe! Both women go down and every fan gets up to their feet!
Steve White: Boom! Thea getting the shit beaten out of her but she comes back with that kick! Thea refuses to give up here tonight! Zoe looks shook!
Chuck Thompson: The determination is next level right now but neither woman can go much longer!
Both women get up! Zoe hits Thea with a right hand to the head! Zoe takes the extension cord that fell out of the trash can before and runs up whips Thea in the midsection with it then whips Thea in the back, sending Thea to her knees! Zoe screams at Thea as she grabs her by her hair! Zoe grabs Thea’s arm and slings it over her neck. Zoe takes a second to think… The fans are on their feet. Zoe freezes for a moment then hoists Thea up for Zoeplex! Thea kicks around in the air and lands back on the mat and reverses it into Designer DDT, right onto a steel chair! The fans go wild as Zoe head smacks off of the steel chair and Thea covers her!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and the NEW EHWF Hardcore Champion… Thea Nefeli!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Thea does it! Thea does it! Thea is the new EHWF Hardcore Championship! They beat the CRAP out of each other but Thea wanted it more and finished it with that huge Designer DDT on the steel chair!
Chuck Thompson: Thea refused to lose that one! Now she’s FINALLY a champion! Huge win!
Thea limps up and grabs the title belt then falls to her knees and looks at it as she gets emotional with her music playing in the background! Mazzio and Nina come down to the ring and help her up as the fans are going NUTS!
Steve White: Mazzio and Nina Chanel are out here to celebrate and help Thea up!
Mazzio and Nina celebrate with Thea! After a while though we see Zoe up at the other end of the ring. Mazzio, Nina and Thea all stop as Zoe limps over to them. Thea holds the title belt tight. Thea and Zoe have a stare down but eventually, Zoe sticks her hand out. Thea looks down and takes a few moment then shakes it! The fans go WILD!
Steve White: A sign of respect there after a huge match!
Mazzio hoists Thea up on his shoulder and holds her up as she celebrates with the title belt!
Steve White: Well that’s all we have time for folks! Next week at Aces High it’s gonna be a MASSIVE Stadium Match! What a night! We’ll see you next week ladies and gents! Goodnight and be safe!
We see the image of Mazzio holding Thea up as she holds the title belt up high before we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.