The Undead coming to EHWF

[rockinlunatic]

Rumor has it that Rockin' Lunatic is planning on bringing the Undead Army to EHWF could this mean trouble for everyone in EHWF or does Rockin have other plans check back as more to this Rumor Develops.

[laycool]

- Danny Givens :: MISTERSTEALYOURGIRL ©
"Oh gawd, undead army? Like those stupid gay ass, still living in their mom's basement juggalos? What a bunch of tools. Nobody really cares. People wanna see Danny Givens' awesome in ring work rate, not some group of 30 year old virgins. Worst news to wake up to ever.

[Rissi]

EHWF.com also got michael Rissi's reaction to this statement.

Michael Rissi || Free At Last
When I heard the news about Rockin' Lunatic bringing some type of faggy undead army to EHWF my first thought was to hysterically laugh for a few hours. Then my next reaction was - Why do we need more insane attention craving losers here, we already have enough. If you put a women in front of the weirdo headcases we have now they'd probably cry or some shit, that's the type of behavior I am trying to erradicate here. If Rockin' Lunatic wants to bring in more losers then I'll be happy to show him the fuckin' window.

[scottypaine]

*We caught up with Scotty Paine, and asked his thoughts on The Undead Army coming to EHWF. Here's what he had to say*

~Scotty~
Really? Why? ...Wow, Rockin's done a lot of dumb things in his career, but this tops it off. The guy might as well sign EHWF's death warrant, for Christ's sake! The last promotion those idiots were in, they tried to take it over ...but we all know that won't work here! But I will say this, if Dopey REALLY wants that rematch. We can do it here, where I won't get screwed over! This is the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation, not Authentically Horrible Wrestling.

*Scotty left shortly after these words, with a wicked grin on his face*

[rockinlunatic]

Reporters have caught up with Rockin' Lunatic about The Undead Army coming to EHWF here is what was said.

Reporter
Rockin' Lunatic! is it true that you are bringing the Undead Army to EHWF?

Rockin looks and laughs.

Rockin
Well if you want the truth about the Undead Army watch EHWF and find out.

Reporter
Well one sorce thinks 2 Dope is behind this and thinks the UA is going to take over.

Rockin
Well first of all I haven't spoke to Dope in almost a year 2 Dope is long gone like I said watch EHWF and you will know.

With that said Rockin walks off out of site.

[Scorpion]

Reporters caught up with Scorpion to get his take on the rumors that are going around EHWF, giving most of the roster a bad taste in their mouths. He had this to say.

Scorpion: Maybe. Maybe not. I guess we'll have to wait and see, huh?

He then laughed and walked away, with no more being said.

[Rissi]

Hardcore Champion Michael Rissi requested another interview after the latest comments on the Undead Army topic.


Michael Rissi || Free At Last
Judging by the latest comments from assorted superstars on the roster, no one wants or cares about Rockin' Lunatic's stupid Undead Army. Yet Rockin' continues to go on and on about it. Well I for one am tired of him and his little threats. If Rockin' Lunatic isn't pussy, I'd like to take him on sometime. I saw Scorpion made a half open comment so if he is willing to comment on Lunatic then maybe he is willing to let me destroy Rockin' in the ring. That is if either party has the balls to keep to their end of the challenge I'm putting out right now.

[La Familia Gómez]

EHWF reporters caught up with head honcho Justin Taker and asked him about the issue.

"Yes, I've had my issues with the Undead Army in the past, but as far as I'm concerned that's water under the bridge. But as far as if they're coming here or not... nothing has been said to me, no contracts have shown up on my desk, no phone calls have been made. So far, it's just a rumor, and I wouldn't even put my mind on it until it happens... if it does, anyway."

[jcbloodstone]

{The feed comes to life looking into the steely blue eyes panning out we see none other than JC Bloodstone siting in a small room on a steel chair almost in complete darkness, his long black hair covering most his face, He has on a pair of blue jeans and black army boots his upper body exposed showing the many tattoos that clad it. JC’s hands are heavily taped his eyes look down at his hands as he flexes his hand into a first a smirk crosses his face as he studies his fist before he looks back up at the camera taking a deep breath and clearing his throat he speaks in his raspy voice.}

JC BloodStone: “Chaos, Anarchy and war, words that drive me that motivate me, People like Michael Rissi and Scotty Paine just mere puppets on the end of the string controlled by the uneducated mindless masses who call them self’s fans, Have you no idea how nature works nothing stays the same it evolves it adapts to its environment in order to gain the upper hand because we all know that repeating the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result is the definition of Insanity”.

{JC stops for a moment and bows his for a moment as if contemplating something for a moment before he speaks again his head still bowed.}

JC BloodStone: Rockin if your agenda is to wage war and bring nothing but pain and suffering to this place I would be more than willing to step onto the battle field with you and fight till I am knee deep in these heathens blood there is nothing more satisfying the screams of men begging for mercy like the cowards they are they think they have seen it all far from it the true war begins at Mayhem where I will make a statement a display of just how motivated I am to lay siege to any man who tries to further the goals of the depraved society we have now”.[/i]

{JC has a sick smile cross his face as he looks up he pull the camera in close so you can just see his eyes and says one last thing before he throws it to the floor.}

JC BloodStone: “The Phenoix will rise”.

[break]

*While panning from JT to Bloodstone, The Team That Beat You are seen smoking some weed in the background, as Sunder is in the fetal position holding his customized and self-proclaimed "Blunt Belt."*

[vinny]

EHWF was able to catch up with the Number 1 Contender for the World Championship,Scott Wilson,to get his comment on the 'Undead Army'.

Scott Wilson:"Who cares about the Undead Army.No one wants to see a bunch of fags walking around the locker room.I can do that by myself.So,even though I don't know them that much,they need to Fuck Off and have a Great Day."