Post by Scorpion on Dec 10, 2011 2:20:10 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the official theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "No Remorse" by Metallica begins to blast over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all of the fans packed tightly into the Mercedes-Benz Superdome here in New Orleans, Louisiana! The camera keeps panning around, showing all of the fans not only in the seats in the stadium, but also in comfy folding chairs on the field. The crowd is going nuts like always as the camera cuts down to ringside with Steve White and Chuck Thompson.
Steve White: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, the another great edition of Friday Night Mayhem! We are proud to have you here with us this week and i can not wait for this show to kick off! And not to mention, this is the first ever time we have had an EHWF show in a football stadium! This is yet another milestone EHWF has broken!
Chuck Thompson: You are right about that one, Steve. And we have an action packed card for all you great fans tonight! As always of course!
Steve White: Damn right we do! Our main event pits two rivals against a team that is known to work pretty well together. The team of Mike Flynn and Scott Wilson, also known as Phenomenon, is going to face the team of rivals, Rocky J and the EHWF Mayhem World Champion, David GS! That is going to be a good one!
Chuck Thompson: And what about Michael Rissi versus Drake Coleman?! I am looking forward to that one as well! Two great talents of EHWF going one on one!
Steve White: Those matches among many, many other great ones scheduled for tonight. And right now, we are getting ready to have our first one, so lets go up to the ring where the lovely Patricia Downs has taken her place, ready to call tonights action!
The camera cuts up to the ring with Patricia Downs.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the first contest of the evening is a singles match and is scheduled for one fall!
"Points of Authority" by Linkin Park begins to play over the PA system as Corey Stevens walks out onto the top of the entrance ramp. A lot of the fans in attendance know who he is, so a lot of them cheer for him, but there can also be some boos heard in the crowd. Corey Stevens throws his hands up in the air on the top of the entrance ramp and then gets all fired up and begins to make his way down to the ring, slapping hands on his way down.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, he hails from St. Pete, Florida, he stands at 6 feet and 2 inches tall and weighs in at 258 pounds, he is Corey Stevens!
Corey reaches the ringside area and slides into the ring under the bottom rope. He shows off on a few of the turnbuckles and then hopes down and runs against the ring ropes a few times before stopping and going to his corner, still jumping around, ready for his first match here in EHWF.
"Fake It" by Seether hits the PA system and Double X comes running out onto the stage. He stops and looks round as he breathes in and out and absorbs the loud boos he receives.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from Austin, Texas, standing at 5 feet and 9 inches tall and weighing in at 210 pounds, he is Double X!
He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring and again pauses and he soaks up the atmosphere. He jumps up and runs up onto the turnbuckle and raises his arm before jumping down again.
DING DING DING!
The bell tolls and Stevens and Double X lock up in the center of the ring. Stevens powers Double X into the corner and starts laying hard lefts and rights into the torso of Double X.
Steve White: Corey Stevens is dominating early in the match. Stevens is returning to EHWF and by the looks of it, it looks like he is ready to bring some competition.
Chuck Thompson: That's right Steve. We also have the debuting Double X looking to make a name for himself as well.
Corey Stevens grabs Double X and tosses him out from the corner onto the center of the mat. Double X gets up but it met with a big lariat from Stevens. Double X lay on the ground in pain as Corey goes for a quick cover.
Steve White: It could be all over right here!
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Chuck Thompson: Ohh! So close!
Stevens picks Double X up and grabs him by his neck but X counters and drives his elbow into Stevens gut a few times. Double X gets a minute to catch his breath and then hits a dropkick on Corey Stevens who crashes into the mat. Double X goes on to try and stomp out Stevens but Stevens rolls out of it and back to his feet. The two men then meet in the center of the ring again as the crowd cheers. They lock up once more and once again Corey wins the power struggle, throwing X down on the mat. Double X gets up but Stevens slings him on his back, ready for the Stevens flip.
Steve White: Whoa! Here we go, it looks like it's all over for Double X here!
Double X elbows Steven in the side of the face and struggles out of the hold. Double X kicks Stevens in the gut and then proceeds to go for an abdominal stretch but Stevens powers out of the hold easily. Stevens turn around X's back and hits a German suplex, bridging it into a pin.
Chuck Thompson: Here we go! Looks like this is it.
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Double X kicks out of the pin and struggles towards the ropes. Stevens gets back up and grabs Double X. Double X quickly gets Stevens into a headlock but once again Stevens is able to power out of it. Stevens tries to go for the Stevens flip one more time but is met with a big knee to the face from X.
Chuck Thompson: Oh! Double X getting desperate and driving in a big knee, straight into the face of Corey Stevens.
Steve White: What does Double X have in mind now?
Double X backs off and bounces of the ropes, coming back to kick Stevens in the head which stuns him. Double X then bounces off the ropes again this time with a bigger move in mind. Stevens scouts X and slings him on his back, the crowd goes wild as X tries to struggle out but can't. Stevens yells then hits a huge Stevens Flip, devastating Double X.
Chuck Thompson: Oh my god! I have no idea how Double X is even breathing after a huge move like that.
Steve White: The crowd is going wild at Corey Stevens' Stevens Flip and it looks like Stevens it going for a cover right here, right now!
Chuck Thompson: Hook of the leg and it looks like it’s over for Double X!
Stevens Covers
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DING DING DING!
Stevens jumps up and raises his arms in victory as the crowd chants for him.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner Corey Stevens!
Steve White: The crowd is going wild here right now for Corey Stevens.
Stevens continues to celebrate within the ring as Double X clasps onto the middle and top ropes, trying to get his breath back and trying to stand back up.
Chuck Thompson: It looks like Double X is in some bad shape but Corey Stevens is happy with himself tonight after pulling off his first victory since his return.
Double X and Corey Stevens recover on opposite sides of the ring after the bell. Double X comes over to Stevens with his hand extended. Stevens takes a moment and goes to shake it but Double X hits a low blow, sending Stevens to the mat.
Steve White: Ohhh Low blow! Low Blow!
Double X takes advantage and goes on to stomp Stevens underhandedly. The crowd goes wild as Michael Rissi bursts out of the ramp and slides in the ring. Double X is confused and goes to clothesline Michael Rissi but Rissi ducks it. Rissi comes back and hits Double X with a huge Superkick, knocking X out to the mat. Corey Stevens recovers to his feet and rests in the corner as Rissi begins talking to him. Double X struggles on the ground and Rissi picks him up, signalling to Stevens. Rissi pushes Double X towards Stevens and Stevens hits the Stevens Flip on X. Double X rolls out of the ring and Rissi pats Corey Stevens on the back. Rissi rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp as Stevens watches as the scene fades to a commercial break.
The Mayhem feed switches to a live feed in the locker room where none other than “The Hardcore Phoenix” JC BloodStone stands a sick smile across his face. His breathing is heavy and we can see the glisten of sweet on his forehead we can hear some moaning in the background the cameraman tries to look behind Bloodstone, but he grabs the camera and point it in his direction he shakes his head a sign to the cameraman that he is the focus for now as takes a deep breath he speaks in his slow raspy voice for the first time.
JC BloodStone: I warned you all that the EHWF was going to change it was going to be more brutal than it ever has before, It seems my warnings went unnoticed or you just wrote my words of as nothing more than the ranting’s of a mad man. So you see you people forced my hand I did the very thing I said I was going to do here tonight on Mayhem and that was make a impact to show each and every one of you exactly what it is that I am capable of the kind of wanting destruction that I can call on in a moment’s notice, At the drop of a hat I can unlesh a wave of pain and suffering unlike any other you have ever seen and tonight you people watching at home siting out there in the Mercedes-Benz Superdome sucking down your bear and stuffing those hotdogs into your already obese body’s get to witness this.
JC takes a step back as the camera has to refocus and it then we see three men laying on the ground the first is Eric Draven who is slumped against the wall Holding his head, It almost looks like he is about to try and pull himself up when suddenly JC burst into view once more with a chair in his hand and with one sickening crack to the skull Eric once again collapses to the floor its then that his eyes dart toward another man lying on the floor. A sick smile once again crosses JC’s face as he stands above who we now recognise as Mark Dread JC makes his way over to him and stands over him raising the chair up over his head he proceeds to rain down shot after shot screaming at the top of his lungs the whole time “Good Bye”.
JC throws the now bent chair against the wall breathing heavily he looks over at the last man being Marcus Jackson, JC slowly methodically makes his way over to him placing his foot on his throat you can sense just how much JC is enjoying the punishment that he is dishing out to these three men a look of satisfaction and enjoy all over his face as he leans down getting as close to Marcus’s ear as possible and speaks almost in a whisper.
JC BloodStone: It’s almost shame really three grown men reduced to bloody heaps who had high hopes of keeping their job, It’s a shame you won’t be able to make it out to the ring tonight and entertain the hordes but I was looking for people I could make an example off and you there were just in the wrong place at the wrong time. I want every last one of you outh there to take not keep this image inside of you mind because this is the future of EHWF nothing but broken men who have seen their dreams slip away from them robed of all hope you will all become shells of you former self’s and next week one man will face his demon one man will step into that ring and face off with a man who will show no remorse, you have been warned I will stop at nothing to obtain my gaol the normality and stability of this company will be rocked to its very foundations.
JC looks around the room a smile on his face as he reaches down grabbing a lead pipe that is laying on the ground and in one swift motions he swings and a sickening thud Is herd as the camera smashs into the ground the last thing we hear is the cameraman screaming for mercy and the scene goes to commercial.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as Moves like Jagger by Maroon 5 plays as pyro shoots out as Kelsey Marxx makes her way out onto the stage she makes her way down the ramp slapping hands with the fans then climbs into the ring, poses in the corner and waits for her opponent.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing from Concord, New Hampshire weighing in at 120 pounds. Kelsey Marxx!
Steve White: The beautiful Kelsey Marxx making her EHWF debut against a seasoned opponent.
Chuck Thompson: Wow! Kelsey Marxx looks fine Steve! I so glad she's debuting in EHWF, maybe I can get to know her a little better.
Steve White: I wouldn't count on it Chuck, I think she may be out of your league. But if Kelsey Marxx beats Ariel Paine here tonight I will be surprised and she will have sent a huge message.
The song Broken Dreams by Shaman's Harvest starts to blare over the PA system. Then, the lovely Ariel Paine starts to come on out. She walks past the fans and goes inside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And, introducing from The Asylum by way of White Hills New Jersey weighing in at 135 pounds. Ariel Paine!
Chuck White: Hmm, I don't wanna really watch Ariel Paine. The same way I didn't wanna watch her get naked at Last Rites. Kelsey on the other hand!
Steve White: Well, Ariel has had some less then great performances and is coming off some hard losses.
The bell rings as both women stare at each other from across the ring. Ariel with an evil look on her face and Kelsey looking emotionally nervous.
DING DING DING!
Ariel looks arrogant towards Kelsey and dashes over to her trying to hit a move. Kelsey quickly scouts her and boots Ariel in the gut. Ariel smirk and swings at Kelsey but Kelsey blocks it and hits a right hand slap on Ariel. Ariel is taken by complete surprise and steps back a bit. Kelsey doesn't give Ariel the chance to retreat as she runs up and hits a drop kick, knocking Ariel to the mat. Kelsey, shocked with herself quickly focuses on Ariel Paine again and helps her up. This time hitting a falling facebuster, devastating Ariel on the mat. Kelsey goes for a quick pin trying to get it over and done with.
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Steve White: Wow, unpredictable upsetting going on in the ring right here. I did not expect this.
Chuck Thompson: Maybe Ariel Paine has lost it; maybe she's just run her course. I no way did I expect newly debuting Kelsey Marxx to be able to take it to well seasoned Ariel Paine.
Kelsey Marxx picks Ariel Paine up and hits a few forearms to her back as Ariel yells in pain. Kelsey sets Ariel up for her signature DDT.
Steve White: That's a Kelsey Marxx DDT she is trying to execute, it could be all over so quickly for Ariel Paine.
Ariel Paine struggles her way out of Kelsey's hold and is able to kick her in the gut. Sending Kelsey to the mat on her knees. Ariel boots Kelsey in the face and Kelsey rolls out of the ring. Ariel Paine gives chase and grabs Kelsey Marxx by the back but Marxx counters and pushes Ariel Paine into the ringpost, back first. Marxx rolls Paine back into the ring and follows soon after. Paine is struggling on the ground holding her back in anguish as Marxx goes in and stomps Ariel out a few times before going for another cover.
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Chuck Thompson: I'm still amazed that Kelsey is still on top in this match up, Steve!
Ariel Paine is dazed but uses the ropes to stagger to her feet. Kelsey runs over to take Paine down, but Paine pulls the top rope down and Kelsey Marxx goes crashing onto the outside. Marxx tries to recover but sits on the ground holding her arm. Ariel goes to the outside and picks Marxx up, slapping her across the face. Ariel rolls a hurt Kelsey back in the ring and grabs her arm, trying to lock in an armbar. Kelsey gets out of it and counters it into an STF. Ariel Paine struggles in pain for a little while before getting out of the hold and getting to her feet. Both women get up eventually and eye each other down.
Steve White: I can feel the intensity building! Ariel Paine is shocked and pissed off. Kelsey Marxx has come this far, she can't afford to blow it now.
Chuck Thompson: A Kelsey chant starts in the crowd. This must be getting to Ariel, she looks absolutely furious. Maybe that anger will finally lead to a win.
Ariel Paine runs over to Kelsey Marxx for a clothesline but Marxx locks in her DDT and hits it. She then goes for a cover.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Kelsey Marxx!
Moves like Jagger plays and Kelsey Marx celebrates in the ring as Ariel Paine rolls out.
Chuck Thompson: Kelsey Marxx Wins! Kelsey Marxx Wins! I don't believe it.
The scene then fades to another commercial break.
We come back from commercial break to see Steve White settling in his seat with Chuck Thompson. Steve puts on his head set as we can tell that we are preparing for the next contest.
Steve White: Well Ladies and Gentleman here comes a match between two of our less important wrestlers.
Chuck Thompson: Less important? Just straight out call them jobbers Steve! Don't sugar coat your god damn insults!
Steve mumbles under his breath and then we see Patricia Downs entering the ring with one of the officials. She grabs the microphone and then the song "Shut the fuck up" by price hits the PA.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentleman this is a regular contest that is scheduled for one fall! Introducing our first contestant: he hails from lake land Florida, he comes in tonight weighing in at 180 pounds, and stands at six feet and one inch tall...HE IS THE ONE THE ONLY.."PIPE BOMB" RAVEN TRUEBLOOD!
The fans start to cheer as raven true blood walks out on the stage. He stands there with a smile on his face as the fans starts chanting two over and over again. He walks down the ramp and gets inside the ring as he runs a lap around the ring and then sits in the middle of the ring and waits for his challenger.
Steve White: This guy suffered a attack by our owner Justin last Sunday at Last Rites. Poor Cody got his ass beat by a old man!
Chuck Thompson: Not only that but he has Drake Coleman on his back. You know that crazy bastard? He could kill this kid and everybody knows it after what happened with Scotty at Last Rites.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his opponent...He hails from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, he comes tonight weighing at two hundred fourty five pounds, standing at six feet 5 inches..he is QUINTON HUGHES!
I Need A Doctor starts playing over the PA system and Quinton Hughes steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp met with a huge amount of boos from the crowd. He is wearing his usual gangster stuff with bling around his neck. He makes his way down to the ring and goes up the steel steps and stands on the ring apron for a minute before going over the middle rope and into the ring. He shows off on a turnbuckle and then gets down and lets the fans boo him some more.
Steve White: Now this guy is a little bit better off then Cody as of late. He actually had a streak going for a bit.
Chuck Thompson: Yet, he still is no better than any of the other jobbers we have in this business Steve!
DING DING DING!
Quinton and Raven both do a fist pound and then tie up. Quinton trips Raven and then grins down at him as he watches him scramble up to his feet. Quinton then pushes him into the corner and instantly lands a few torso shots until the ref pulls him off. Raven then charges at Quinton only to receive a big clothesline for his troubles!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah...This isn't looking good for that faggot.
Quinton gets on top of Raven with his ground game bringing several punches down on his head. The ref begins a count and we all get a good glimpse as Quinton spits in Raven's face! Quinton then gets up and kicks him square in the ribs and the ref pushes him into the corner and begins fussing him out. Quinton shrugs and the ref gets out of his face. Raven comes forward with a big clothesline in the corner! He pulls Quinton out and hits a DDT! Raven runs his hands through his hair and we can see his face is full of rage.
Steve White: Quinton might have just made a huge mistake by spitting in Raven's face!
Raven Trueblood is stalking Quinton as he gets to his feet. He kicks him in the thigh and then right upside the head with his left foot! Raven Irish whips him into the ropes and connects with a amazing tilt of whirl slam across his knee!
Chuck Thompson: Raven has turned all of this around! This is Quinton’s entire fault however! The guy was beating his ass until he spit in his god damn face!
Quinton groans as he stumbles back to his feet and Raven hits him with a huge buzz-saw kick to the temple! Quinton stumbles onto a knee and Raven pulls him into a big spike DDT! He then pushes Quinton over and hooks both of his legs as the ref comes down for the count!
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Steve White: Near fall by Raven Trueblood.
Raven shakes his head and he gets in the corner and climbs to the top rope. Quinton comes from behind and pulls him back causing his face to hit the turnbuckle! Quinton backs up and runs straight into two boots to the face! As Quinton stumbles back Raven climbs back onto the top rope! Raven dives off and Quinton catches him with a kick to the gut and pulls him into s muntai knee to the face! Raven drops to his knees and he is pulled into Quinton who lifts him up and sends him spiralling down with a Fallback bomb! Quinton then gets on his knees and covers his opponent!
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Steve White: What? Raven kicked out!?
Quinton hits the mat in frustration and walks forward to the corner and he puts his head against the turnbuckle. He turns back as we see Raven stumbling back to his feet...Quinton grabs him by the hair and gets a kick to the temple! Quinton stumbles back into the ropes and Raven lifts him up! HE HITS THE RIGHT PATH! Quinton falls in between the ropes and he falls onto the floor. Raven runs his hands through his hair again and we see a figure emerge from the crowd and jump the barrier!
Chuck Thompson: Wait a minute...The ref is checking on Quinton outside of the ring...Who is that?
The figure enters the ring and Raven turns straight into a shot to the forehead with a right forearm! Raven stumbles to a knee and then is pulled in by the big man. Drake Coleman lifts him up and drops him with the Icon Bomb!
Steve White: Wait a minute! This isn't right Drake! Stop you bastard!
As Quinton struggles on the apron we see Drake lifting up Raven again...His body limp as he seems to be unconscious already. Drake lifts him up and folds him up like accordion with a second Icon Bomb! Drake rolls to the outside and he disappears through the crowd as the ref re-enters with Quinton Hughes! He crawls over Raven and hooks both legs!
Chuck Thompson: Gotta love this son of a bitch Coleman!
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DING DING DING!
The bell rings and "I need a doctor" hits the PA. Quinton lifts his hands in the air in victory as Patricia Downs grabs a microphone.
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner..QUINTON HUGHES!
We fade to commercial break as Quinton walks up the ramp to the backstage area.
We come back from commercial break to see the commentators putting on their headsets. We see Chuck looking around the arena at the fans.
Chuck Thompson: You know Steve we have a bunch of ugly asses out here tonight.
Steve White: Seriously? They pay for our pay checks you know.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentleman this is a tag team contest that is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first they are Dustin Holt and Drake Phillips..They are the Hounds From Hell!
They come out to Down From the Sky by Trivium as the lights are flickering black and red. The crowd is booing them as they walk down to the ring and no one gives a damn.
Steve White: This is the debut of this young tag team and boy do they look pumped! Yet, it's already obvious that they aren't going to get along with our fans.
Chuck Thompson: Who can get along with a bunch of fat ass 30 year old men who are sitting at their mothers house and don't have a life? I mean really Steve that makes you look so stupid man.
Patricia Downs: Introducing their opponents..they are the TEAM THAT BEAT YOU Jimi and Scott!
Varies every time, usually depending on the drug. Marijuana would have weed-like results, heroin would have slow, lazy, slurred motions, and LSD would have both Jimi and Scott reaching into their visual and heart's content.
Steve White: Now this is another debuting team, but unfortunately I believe there a group of stoned brats.
Chuck Thompson: You can say that again.
DING DING DING!
Scott and Dustin wrap up in the middle of the ring as their respective partners go to the apron. Scott Irish whips Dustin and hits him with an old school clothesline into a elbow drop! Dustin squirms back to his feet and Scott runs into the ropes..Dustin connects with a forearm to his face! Scott falls to one knee and Dustin follows up with a spinning neck breaker! Dustin stands up straight as he looks down at his opponent Scott. He lifts up his left foot and stomps straight across Scott's face! Scott squirms and then gets stomped across the chest! Dustin grins in cruelty as Scott rolls under the ropes and follows up with a dropkick sending him to the outside!
Steve White: Scott is quickly falling down to his opponent Dustin Holt.
Dustin runs into the ropes and he jumps in between them but gets dodged and ends up hitting the rails face first! Scott comes from behind him and connects with a back suplex on the floor! Dustin screams in pain and Scott lifts him by the hair before sending him face first into the steps! Scott grins as he pushes Dustin into the ring. Dustin gets back to his feet as Scott gets in between the ropes but gets a kick straight to the forehead! Scott stumbles back grabbing his nose and he gets drop kicked square in the face for his troubles!
Chuck Thompson: Dustin Holt is trying to get back on things.
Steve White: That is extremely hard to pull off.
Dustin grins as he pulls Scott back to his feet. Scott spits in his face and falls back into his corner as Dustin cleans his face! Jimi tags himself just before Dustin nails Scott with a power slam! Jimi comes from behind Dustin and throws him shoulder first into the turnbuckle! Dustin groans in pain as he turns around into a tag team move..a double choke slam! Jimi drops down for a cover!
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Drake comes out of nowhere kicking Jimi square across the temple! Dustin rolls into the corner and we watch as Drake clotheslines Scott to the outside of the ring! Jimi stumbles to his feet and he gets nailed with a double face buster! Dustin hooks both of Jimi's legs and we see Drake gets pulled out of the ring by Scott! Scott throws him into the steps and then he pulls him back in and nails him with a DDT on the floor!
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Jimi kicks out!
Steve White: Well shit that back fired on them didn't it?
Chuck Thompson: There pretty bright for drug addicts!
We see Scott roll into the ring with a chair in each hand! Jimi is all over Dustin stomping on his chest as hard as he can! Drake pulls himself up on the apron and we see him sneak in a blind tag to his partner Dustin. Dustin mutters something even as he is being lifted up by Jimi. Jimi nails him with a DDT!
Chuck Thompson: Wait a minute! You idiots he just got a tag in to his partner!
Steve White: Isn't what they’re doing illegal anyway?
We see the two setting up for the Weed Whacker and as they take a long drag from there blunts we see Drake slowly renter the ring. They lift the chairs and pull them back but Dustin ducks and the two hit each other’s chairs and jam their hands! Scott screams in pain and he turns straight into a DKO from Dustin! Jimi stumbles and he gets a kick straight to his jaw that sends him sprawling into the ropes!
Chuck Thompson: WAIT A MINUTE! THIS ISN'T FAIR REF! TWO ON ONE REF! TWO ON ONE!
The hell hounds connect with their tag team finisher..the hell hounds bite! Dustin then rolls out of the ring and connects with a second DKO on a barley standing Scott! We see Drake hook Jimi's legs as the ref drops down to make the count!
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DING DING DING!
The bell rings and "Down From The Sky" hits the PA. Drake lifts his hands in victory as we see Dustin roll into the ring.
Patricia Downs: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS...THE HELL HOUNDS!
The scene fades to break as the tag team celebrates there victory.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs once again standing inside of the EHWF ring with a microphone in her hand ready to call the next match.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a divas singles match and is scheduled for one fall!
"Supermassive Black Hole" Begins to play the fans instantly begin to cheer as suddenly out from behind the black curtains runs none other then Jo Jo. She slowly raises her right arm up and keeps the other on her hip smiling towards the fans before she then steps forward beginning to head towards the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, she hails from Brooklyn, New York, she stands at 5 feet and 3 inches tall and weighs in at 105 pounds, she is Jo Jo Wheeler!
The brunette sort of runs and slips underneath the bottom ring rope and swings her hair back as she then climbs to one foot at a time before once again striking that pose in the center of the ring.
Chuck Thompson: You know, Steve, i still can't keep the picture of her beautifully shaved cooch out of my head. I mean, honestly, that was such a beautiful pussy, i have dreams about it!
Steve White: While i do agree it was quite impressive, that is creepy, Chuck.
"Pornstar Dancing" by My Darkest Days hit’s the PA system as Mandy walkes out from behind the titan tron playing with her glasses a bit before walking down more to the ring.
Patricia Downs: And introducing her opponent, hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada, she stands at 5 feet and 7 inches tall and weighs in at 130 pounds, she is Amanda Maxwell!
When she gets to the ring she gets up on the side slowly running her hands against the covered shirt that hid the wrestling attire. She pulled it apart and off her body exposing that normal wrestling attire of hers before dropping it on the camera and getting into the ring before pulling that black skirt off her butt with a small wiggle of her butt. Afterwards she turns and smiles before hearing the light booooooo’s.
DING DING DING!
Chuck Thompson: The match is underway! Come on! Strip her down! I wanna see her cooch again!
The match starts out with Jo Jo Wheeler and Amanda Maxwell tying up in the center of the ring. Amanda Maxwell quickly gets the upper hand, but Jo Jo Wheeler quickly fights out of it and spins behind Amanda Maxwell and pushes her away and into the turnbuckle. Amanda Maxwell hits the turnbuckle chest first and falls onto her back on the ring mat. Jo Jo Wheeler gives her no time to recover as she walks right over to her and stomps her a few times while she lays on the ring mat. Jo Jo Wheeler then picks Amanda Maxwell up by her hair and tosses her across the ring by it. The fans ooohh at the painful looking hair throw. Jo Jo Wheeler throws her hands up in a taunt and the fans cheer and whistle at her, obviously still thinking about her naked at the Last Rites Pay Per View.
Chuck Thompson: Obviously i'm not the only one who has forgotten about Jo Jo Wheeler nude! Haha!
Steve White: Don't get me wrong, i certainly havn't forgot about it, but i also don't brag and talk about it a lot. Ya know, cause i'm not a virgin.
Chuck Thompson scoffs at that remark and they continue to commentate the match. Jo Jo Wheeler walks over and picks up Amanda Maxwell by her hair again, but this time Amanda Maxwell hits a few forearm shots to the stomach of Jo Jo Wheeler, sending her reeling backwards. Amanda Maxwell gets up to her feet and right away hits a quick dropkick to the chest of Jo Jo Wheeler. Jo Jo falls down onto the ring mat, holding her chest and breathing heavily. Amanda Maxwell picks her up and knees her once in the stomach. Jo Jo falls down to one knee and Amanda Maxwell then does a swift kick to the face of Jo Jo Wheeler while she is down on one knee, sending her to the ring mat. Amanda then goes for the cover. 1...2...KICKOUT!
Steve White: Close fall there by Amanda Maxwell, but not enough to put away Jo Jo just yet.
Amanda Maxwell gets back up to her feet, and throws Jo Jo Wheeler against the ring ropes. Jo Jo Wheeler comes running back at her, and she goes for a clotheline, but Jo Jo ducks and runs past her. She hits the opposite ropes and comes running back at Amanda Maxwell and hits her with a crossbody into a pin! 1...2...KICKOUT! Amanda Maxwell kicks out and Jo Jo Wheeler climbs back to her feet and picks up Amanda Maxwell by her hair. She throws her into the turnbuckle and kicks her a few times in the stomach. She then throws Amanda against the ring ropes, but Amanda holds on to the top rope so she doesn't bounce back at Jo Jo. So Jo Jo Wheeler runs at Amanda Maxwell and hits her with a clotheline with so much force that it sends both women up over the top rope and to the floor below. The crowd starts to cheer.
Steve White: Good move there by Jo Jo, but will it hurt her too?
Chuck Thompson: Honestly, i just wanna see some tits!
The referee starts the count as both women lay there. 1...2...3...4...5...6. Both women get back to their feet, but instead of climbing back into the ring, they start a catfight on the outside of the ring! The referee is still counting! 7...8...8...10! The bell rings!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, i have been informed by the referee that this match has been declared a draw due to a double countout!
The fans begin to boo and cheer "We Want Tits!" as the two women seperate and look at the referee accusing him of screwing them both out of this match. Both women just basically say screw off to the referee and walk out of the ring area together. The fans are booing as the scene fades to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as "Warriors of the world" hits the pa and we see Paul come into view as he is on the ramp. Paul slowly walks down and he high fives any fan who holds out there hand. He slowly climbs up the steps and as his arm wraps around the top rope, his jacket slips off. Pyro explodes after he throws the jacket into the crowd. He enters the ring and looks around the ring, his eyes scanning anyone, or anything around him.
Steve White: Paul Kirk looking to break his recent drought. He went from being undefeated to racking up some hard losses, can he bounce back tonight.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing from Detroit Michigan. Weighing in at 195 pounds... Paul Kirk!!
Patricia Downs: And, introducing from Tampa Florida. Weighing in at 165 pounds... Rockin Lunatic!!
The fans are all in their seats as Freedom by Clenchfist is heard throughout the arena as Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out on the stage he looks around at the fans who are on their feet screaming Lunatic signals as pyro shoots out of the stage Lunatic makes his way down the ramp slapping hands with the fans he slides into the ring and poses in the corner then waits for his opponent.
Chuck Thompson: This could be the man who Kirk bounces back on or the man who will send Kirk deeper into a spiral of defeat.
The two men circle around, keeping their eyes on each other as the ref runs up and signals for the bell to start the match.
DING DING DING!
Steve White: Here we go! This should be a good one!
Rockin Lunatic starts off by running up to Kirk and giving a big kick into the gut of Paul. Paul Kirk hits the ground on his knees and Rockin grabs him by the hair. Rockin drags Kirk over to the turnbuckle and slams his head into it a couple of times.
Chuck Thompson: Rockin with a quick start to this match and may continue to lead towards the end it looks like.
Steve White: Don't discredit the Ace of Spades just yet!
Rockin rests Kirk against the corner and starts hitting left and right hands to the midsection of Paul. Each blow sending a rush of pain to Kirk's face. Rockin backs off and take a major run up to hit a running clothesline on Kirk in the corner but Kirk dodges out of the way and Rockin is met with the turnbuckle.
Chuck Thompson: How does that corner taste Rockin?
Steve White: I imagine not good Chuck.
Kirk runs up and takes advantage of the situation by hitting a tough clothesline on Rockin then dropping a leg. Kirk gets up and smirks at the crowd before picking Rockin up and hitting a scoopslam, driving him into the mat. Rockin lets out a moan in pain as Kirk stands over him.
Steve White: Now Kirk's back on top. This is getting interesting.
Rockin slowly gets back up but is met with Kirk locking his head under Kirk's arm. Rockin tries to struggle out but Kirk won't budge. Kirk steps back taps Rockin on the back and hits a huge DDT sending Rockin's face crashing into the mat. Kirk gets back up and raises his arms to the crowd as Rockin struggles in pain on the ground.
Chuck Thompson: I think Paul Kirk is back. Kirk has that look in his eyes and I don't think he will disappoint now!
Kirk walks back over to a struggling Rockin and goes to pick him up but Rockin rolls out of the ring and struggles to his knees on the outside. Kirk laughs it off and follows Rockin, waiting for him to get to his feet. Eventually Rockin stands up and Kirk bolts towards him but Rockin scouts the move and sends Kirk into the barricade with a large push. Kirk's side hits the barricade and he shutters in complete pain. Rockin runs back up and boots Kirk in the gut a few times before grabbing him by the hair and sending him back in the ring. Rockin rolls back in as well and begins to wait for Kirk to slowly recover. Kirk gets to one knee and Rockin starts climbing to the top rope.
Steve White: the current of this match turns again as the big risk taker Rockin Lunatic goes up to hit a big risk move!
Chuck Thompson: Oh go home Rockin, this isn't the little leagues!
Rockin stands up on the top ropes as Paul Kirk recovers and turns around to meet a ready to jump Rockin. Rockin gets ready to launch himself.
Chuck Thompson: Rockin Lunatic is crazy, looks like a diving cross body!
Rockin Lunatic dives off the top rope towards Paul but Paul Kicks and scouts the aerial attack and hits a boot to Rockin's gut in mid-air just in time, sending Rockin down to the mat coughing in complete pain.
Steve White: Paul Kirk scouted Rockin Lunatic perfectly. Paul Kirk just does not want to experience another loss and I think he is sending a message not only to Rockin but also to EHWF that he has his undefeatable mentality back in check.
Chuck Thompson: Rockin looks like he is half destroyed on the mat, I wouldn't be surprised if he just sustained an injury.
Rockin rolls around the mat in pain for a while as Paul Kirk gets his breath back. Kirk signals to the crowd and the crowd starts to cheer. Rockin uses the ropes to slowly stagger back to his feet as Kirk starts watching and scouting Lunatic from behind.
Steve White: What's Paul Kirk got in mind here?
Paul Kirk runs up to hit his Ace of Spades finisher but Rockin' ducks it. Rockin turns around and boots Kirk in the gut before hitting a DDT, driving Kirk into the mat. Kirk tries to recover quickly but is stunned badly. Rockin ducks a bad clothesline from Kirk and then boots him had in the gut once more, this time hitting his finisher the Lunatic Twist.
Chuck Thompson: Lunatic Twist! Rockin' hit it and now Paul Kirk is out cold on the mat. I don't believe it.
Rockin' goes for the cover.
Steve White: A hook of the far leg, can Rockin pull it off?
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DING DING DING!
Rockin gets up and celebrates in the ring, taunting the crowd as Paul Kirk rolls out of the ring slowly, defeated.
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner, Rockin Lunatic!!
Steve White: What a victory for Rockin and it looks like Paul Kirk will continue his losing streak here in EHWF!
Chuck Thompson: Ha-ha! Paul Kirk just got schooled again in the ring.
Steve White: I'm wondering if we will ever see Kirk shake his bad run.
We see Rockin Lunatic up on the turnbuckle celebrating and taunting to the crowd as the scene fades to a commercial break.
We come back from break and we see Chuck and Steve setting up for the next match. Steve has a bottle of water next to him as we see Patricia Downs entering the ring.
Steve White: Well now were coming down to the good part of the show. IT'S TIME FOR THE FIRST BLOOD MATCH! Are you ready for someone to get a ass kicking Chuck?
Chuck Thompson: OF COURSE I AM STEVE! What else do I have to live for then watching some sick son of a bitch kick another dude’s ass to make him bleed? Let's be fair...This is gonna be a such a harsh match and only one man can walk away the winner.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentleman...This is your first blood match of the evening! The match will not end until one man is busted open! Introducing our first contestant...He hails from Parts Unknown...He weighs at one hundred and seventy five pounds...and he stands at five feet and nine inches...He is the one and only..SAH'TA THOR!
The opening riff to "Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch blares through the area speakers as the black trench coat, black and red mask wearing form of Sah'ta Thor step out from the back. As the music continues to play he struts arrogantly towards the ring. As he walks down to the ring he ignores the fans as he was intent on getting to the ring. Once in the ring he takes of his title and passes it to the time keeper then removes his trench coat to reveal a black t-shirt and jeans combo. His hands were covered with striker’s gloves which he raises into the air in an X as a red and black pyros shoot from the ring posts. He lowers his arms and steps back while awaiting his opponent.
Chuck Thompson: This is what kind of monster Danny has to deal with! This is the kind of guy that will beat the shit out of just about anybody!
Steve White: That's a good thing man? Are you fucking crazy or something?
Patricia Downs: Introducing his opponent...He hails from..Choveland Ohio...He is DANNY GIVENS!
The Legacy" By Black Veil Brides kicks in and the crowd erupts into a mixture of boos and cheering. Smoke fills the stage ramp and emerging from the smoke is Danny Givens, an ever so endearing smirk planted on his face. He walks down the ramp ignoring the fans who try to grab his attention by yelling for him. He slides into the ring, continues to smirk, and awaits his opponent.
Steve White: This guy is a fucking idiot.
DING DING DING!
Danny Givens and Sah'Ta Thor tie up in the middle of the ring. Thor wraps his right arm around Danny's head and begins pounding on the top of his head with his fist as hard as he can! Danny howls in pain and then Thor runs forward and drives his head into one of the turnbuckles. Danny collapses onto his back and Thor slowly leans against his turnbuckle.
Steve White: HOLY SHIT! Danny Givens is getting a ass whipping real quick by a pissed off Thor!
Chuck Thompson: This is gonna be a god damn land slide!
Thor stomps on the head of Danny. Then square across his nose two times! Danny squeals out in pain and we see that his hand is barley over his nose to stop Thor from breaking it. Danny rolls out and Thor jumps onto the top rope. He dives off with a double axe handle! Thor pulls Danny up by his hair and throws him head first into the steps! Danny begins crawling toward the announce table and he is groaning in pain as he is trying to find any possible way to turn this around. Thor runs at him and kicks him square in the ribs! He backs up and he does the running kick again! He then does it two more times and the ref pulls him back as he is trying to checks Danny for internal bleeding.
Chuck Thompson: Thor is in a whole new mode in this match. Maybe losing to Rissi and Coleman in this past month has forced him to improve?
Steve White: Are you happy to see this shit for Christ sake? This is what makes you look like such an ass hole all the god damn time Chuck!
Thor pulls back his arm and elbows Danny across the top of the head! Then Thor grabs him by the hair and throws him face first into the ring post and then nails him with a clothesline! He walks over and grabs a steel chair as Danny rolls into the ring. Thor rolls in from the other side and sends it square into Danny's ribs! He then pulls him in and hits a DDT on the chair!
Steve White: This is what I love about this match. There is no taunting and there is no delay. He is coming straight out and kicking the other dudes ass. He isn't sitting back and letting him protect himself by any means necessary. If you get what I'm saying?
Chuck Thompson: You’re such a fucking hypocrite!
Thor lifts Danny up and slams him back first across the chair. He motions for the end as Danny struggles to get back to his feet. As Danny gets up he is lifted by Thor and drove down onto the chair with a parasite eve!
Steve White: Um? Did that do it?
DING DING DING!
The bell rings as Thor exits the ring and we see blood pouring out of the head of Danny Givens. Thor turns around and begins to make his way up the entrance ramp as he is announced the winner.
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, Sah'ta Thor!
The scene then fades to a commercial break with Thor walking up the entrance ramp.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as The music "Hall Of Illusions" plays as the lights flicker black and white. Coleman walks out raising his hand in a taunt as he walks down. The fans at the front grabbing at Coleman getting a birdy as he walks by. He climbs up the steps and lifts his hand in taunt the ramp exploding in pyro as he enters the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, he hails from Charlotte, North Carolina, he stands at 7 feet tall and weighs in tonight at 298 pounds, he is Drake "The Icon" Coleman!
Lights Begin to flash, Smoke emerges then Headlines by Drake hits the P.A system.
"I Might Be Too Strung Out On Confidence"
"Overdosed On Compliments"
"Started Not To Give A Fuck"
"And Stopped Fearing The Consequence"
The Fans break out into a cheer as Rissi performs some theatrics at the top of the ramp then bolts down into the ring.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from Miami, Florida, he stands at 5 feet and 11 inches tall and weighs in at 235 pounds, he is the EHWF Hardcore Champion, Michael Rissi!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: It is obvious here that Drake Coleman has both the height advantage and the weight advantage in this match. I wonder if Michael Rissi will be able to go up against it.
Chuck Thompson: I guess that is for us to wait and find out, isn't it?
The match starts out quickly with both men closing in on each other and they just begin unleashing a fury of punches on each other, a lot of them missing, but the ones that do hit are very painful. Finally, Drake Coleman connects with a solid punch, sending Rissi stumbling backwards and into the corner of the ring. Both men are tired out already from the fury of punches that were thrown from both sides. Drake Coleman walks over and as soon as Rissi gets up to his feet, Coleman hits a big boot straight to his face, making him fall over the top rope to the outside of the ring.
Steve White: Both men are already tired!
Chuck Thompson: Well, did you see that fury of punches they unleashed at the beginning of this match? That had to take a lot out of them just to throw those punches!
Drake Coleman climbs over the top rope and down to the floor and picks up Rissi. He throws him against the crowd barrier as hard as he can, making Rissi crash into the crowd barrier and even pushing it back a few inches. The fans in the front row jump back a little bit, thinking the crowd barrier would collapse onto their legs, but luckily it didn't. Drake Coleman picks up Michael Rissi and powerbombs him over the crowd barrier and into the first few rows of steel chairs that the fans were sitting on. Luckily, all the fans except a guy in his mid 30's got out of the way and the guy that did get caught got up quickly. Drake Coleman climbs over the crowd barrier and grabs Michael Rissi, who is holding his back and wincing in pain with every movement. Drake tosses Rissi back over the crowd barrier to the side of the ring. He then climbs over and throws Rissi into the ring and then slides into the ring after him and goes for a pin. 1...2...KICKOUT!
Steve White: Close call there for Rissi.
Chuck Thompson: Ya, only because Drake Coleman cheats all the time. You can't powerbomb someone into the crowd! I believe that is considered using those steel chairs as weapons which is illegal in this match! That is bullshit!
Drake Coleman climbs back to his feet and picks up Rissi, but Rissi punches Coleman multiple times in the stomach and Coleman leans down and Rissi jumps up and knees him in the face with both knees, sending Drake Coleman down to the ring mat and holding his face. Michael Rissi then tries his best to get up as fast as he can and runs over and begins punching, kicking, kneeing, and stomping Drake Coleman in every way possible. The crowd is going insane at the momentum Michael Rissi just picked up. He keeps going until he is literally out of gas and he collapses against the ring ropes and Drake Coleman is left bleeding from his nose and grimacing in pain while holding his ribs.
Chuck Thompson: Oh grow up, Coleman! How many times has his nose been busted? Like honestly.
Michael Rissi still has enough gas to continue as he picks up Drake Coleman and throws him into the corner of the ring, which takes a lot of strength to do as well. Rissi then runs at Coleman full speed and jumps up, smacking him in the face with his knee and making more blood flow from the nose of Drake Coleman. Michael Rissi laughs at the sight of the blood and hits a few foot stomps on Drake Coleman. Coleman falls down to one knee and Rissi runs against the ring ropes and runs back at Coleman while he is still on his one knee and dropkicks him in the side of the head! It connected right on the dot! Rissi then goes for a pin. 1...2...KICKOUT!
Steve White: Oh my God! How in the hell did he kick out from that one?!
Chuck Thompson: Because he is a beast!
Michael Rissi pulls Drake Coleman up by his hair and then uses all his strength to scoop slam him back down onto the ring mat, but Rissi falls down with him, possibly pulling something in his back from lifting up Coleman. Rissi lays on his stomach on the ring mat holding his back and kicking his face and groaning in pain as Coleman lays across from him, barely moving. The referee begins the count. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...Rissi and Coleman both somehow get back to their feet!
Steve White: Oh my God! These guys will not give up!
Drake Coleman runs at Michael Rissi for another big boot, but Rissi ducks and pulls down the top rope. Drake Coleman falls over the top rope and onto the floor below and Rissi falls back down onto the ring mat and lays there for a second before finally rolling out of the ring after Drake Coleman. Michael Rissi decides he wants to take this match hardcore and looks under the ring. He pulls out a ladder! He sets up the ladder right in front of the color commentators table.
Chuck Thompson: This isn't a hardcore match! You can't do this!
Steve White: Why not?! Both of these men love hardcore matches, you might as well make this a hardcore match as well!
Drake Coleman and Michael Rissi both begin to climb the ladder at the same time. Because no weapon was actually used yet, he can't disqualify anyone. Rissi is climbing up the ladder a little bit faster than Coleman, but Coleman isn't far behind on the other side. Rissi reaches the top first and begins punching downward right onto the top of the head of Drake Coleman. Drake Coleman fights off the punches and makes it to the top of the ladder with Rissi! Both men take turns punching the other at the top of the ladder and then at the same time they grab each other by the head and pull each other off of the ladder! Sending them both crashing through the announcers table! Knocking down steve White and Chuck thompson and destroying the whole set! Broken glass from the monitors is everywhere and multiple other broken things are laying everywhere as well! The referee jumps out of the ring to check on both men and finally rings the bell!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: Hello? Can the people at home hear us? Is our set completely destroyed?!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, i have been informed that this match has been declared a draw due to neither man being able to continue!
The fans boo extremely loud as paramedics come rushing down to the ring. They begin to tend to the battered and bruised superstars as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break and shows Patricia Downs standing in the center of the ring, ready to announce the main event of the evening.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a standard tag team match scheduled for one fall! And is the main event of the evening!
"Phenomenon" blasts on the PA as Mike Flynn and Scott Wilson both step out onto the stage. Both men raise their arms as fireworks shoot off once in front of them.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, they are the team of Mike Flynn and Scott Wilson, they are Phenomenon!
They then make their way down to the ring, Flynn and Wilson hi-fiving the fans while they make their way down to the ring. Upon both men entering the ring, they both circle the ring, one at opposite turnbuckles, and climb up onto their respective turnbuckle, again raising their arms. They then get inside the ring, waiting for the opponents for their competing team.
"Breaking The Law" by Motorhead blasts over the PA system and Rocky J steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp. He is met with a lot of cheers, but some boos also. Some fans in the crowd are just silent as they really don't know what to think of him. He begins to make his way down to the ring.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, hailing from Corpus Christy, Texas, standing at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighing in tonight at 200 pounds, he is Rocky J!
He reaches the ring and rolls in under the bottom rope. He gets to his feet and shows off on one of the turnbuckles in his corner of the ring. The fans half boo and half cheer him once again. He gets down and stands in his corner, awaiting his tag team partner.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all of the fans packed tightly into the Mercedes-Benz Superdome here in New Orleans, Louisiana! The camera keeps panning around, showing all of the fans not only in the seats in the stadium, but also in comfy folding chairs on the field. The crowd is going nuts like always as the camera cuts down to ringside with Steve White and Chuck Thompson.
Steve White: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, the another great edition of Friday Night Mayhem! We are proud to have you here with us this week and i can not wait for this show to kick off! And not to mention, this is the first ever time we have had an EHWF show in a football stadium! This is yet another milestone EHWF has broken!
Chuck Thompson: You are right about that one, Steve. And we have an action packed card for all you great fans tonight! As always of course!
Steve White: Damn right we do! Our main event pits two rivals against a team that is known to work pretty well together. The team of Mike Flynn and Scott Wilson, also known as Phenomenon, is going to face the team of rivals, Rocky J and the EHWF Mayhem World Champion, David GS! That is going to be a good one!
Chuck Thompson: And what about Michael Rissi versus Drake Coleman?! I am looking forward to that one as well! Two great talents of EHWF going one on one!
Steve White: Those matches among many, many other great ones scheduled for tonight. And right now, we are getting ready to have our first one, so lets go up to the ring where the lovely Patricia Downs has taken her place, ready to call tonights action!
The camera cuts up to the ring with Patricia Downs.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the first contest of the evening is a singles match and is scheduled for one fall!
"Points of Authority" by Linkin Park begins to play over the PA system as Corey Stevens walks out onto the top of the entrance ramp. A lot of the fans in attendance know who he is, so a lot of them cheer for him, but there can also be some boos heard in the crowd. Corey Stevens throws his hands up in the air on the top of the entrance ramp and then gets all fired up and begins to make his way down to the ring, slapping hands on his way down.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, he hails from St. Pete, Florida, he stands at 6 feet and 2 inches tall and weighs in at 258 pounds, he is Corey Stevens!
Corey reaches the ringside area and slides into the ring under the bottom rope. He shows off on a few of the turnbuckles and then hopes down and runs against the ring ropes a few times before stopping and going to his corner, still jumping around, ready for his first match here in EHWF.
"Fake It" by Seether hits the PA system and Double X comes running out onto the stage. He stops and looks round as he breathes in and out and absorbs the loud boos he receives.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from Austin, Texas, standing at 5 feet and 9 inches tall and weighing in at 210 pounds, he is Double X!
He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring and again pauses and he soaks up the atmosphere. He jumps up and runs up onto the turnbuckle and raises his arm before jumping down again.
Match #1: Corey Stevens vs. Double X
DING DING DING!
The bell tolls and Stevens and Double X lock up in the center of the ring. Stevens powers Double X into the corner and starts laying hard lefts and rights into the torso of Double X.
Steve White: Corey Stevens is dominating early in the match. Stevens is returning to EHWF and by the looks of it, it looks like he is ready to bring some competition.
Chuck Thompson: That's right Steve. We also have the debuting Double X looking to make a name for himself as well.
Corey Stevens grabs Double X and tosses him out from the corner onto the center of the mat. Double X gets up but it met with a big lariat from Stevens. Double X lay on the ground in pain as Corey goes for a quick cover.
Steve White: It could be all over right here!
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Chuck Thompson: Ohh! So close!
Stevens picks Double X up and grabs him by his neck but X counters and drives his elbow into Stevens gut a few times. Double X gets a minute to catch his breath and then hits a dropkick on Corey Stevens who crashes into the mat. Double X goes on to try and stomp out Stevens but Stevens rolls out of it and back to his feet. The two men then meet in the center of the ring again as the crowd cheers. They lock up once more and once again Corey wins the power struggle, throwing X down on the mat. Double X gets up but Stevens slings him on his back, ready for the Stevens flip.
Steve White: Whoa! Here we go, it looks like it's all over for Double X here!
Double X elbows Steven in the side of the face and struggles out of the hold. Double X kicks Stevens in the gut and then proceeds to go for an abdominal stretch but Stevens powers out of the hold easily. Stevens turn around X's back and hits a German suplex, bridging it into a pin.
Chuck Thompson: Here we go! Looks like this is it.
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Double X kicks out of the pin and struggles towards the ropes. Stevens gets back up and grabs Double X. Double X quickly gets Stevens into a headlock but once again Stevens is able to power out of it. Stevens tries to go for the Stevens flip one more time but is met with a big knee to the face from X.
Chuck Thompson: Oh! Double X getting desperate and driving in a big knee, straight into the face of Corey Stevens.
Steve White: What does Double X have in mind now?
Double X backs off and bounces of the ropes, coming back to kick Stevens in the head which stuns him. Double X then bounces off the ropes again this time with a bigger move in mind. Stevens scouts X and slings him on his back, the crowd goes wild as X tries to struggle out but can't. Stevens yells then hits a huge Stevens Flip, devastating Double X.
Chuck Thompson: Oh my god! I have no idea how Double X is even breathing after a huge move like that.
Steve White: The crowd is going wild at Corey Stevens' Stevens Flip and it looks like Stevens it going for a cover right here, right now!
Chuck Thompson: Hook of the leg and it looks like it’s over for Double X!
Stevens Covers
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DING DING DING!
Stevens jumps up and raises his arms in victory as the crowd chants for him.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner Corey Stevens!
Steve White: The crowd is going wild here right now for Corey Stevens.
Stevens continues to celebrate within the ring as Double X clasps onto the middle and top ropes, trying to get his breath back and trying to stand back up.
Chuck Thompson: It looks like Double X is in some bad shape but Corey Stevens is happy with himself tonight after pulling off his first victory since his return.
Double X and Corey Stevens recover on opposite sides of the ring after the bell. Double X comes over to Stevens with his hand extended. Stevens takes a moment and goes to shake it but Double X hits a low blow, sending Stevens to the mat.
Steve White: Ohhh Low blow! Low Blow!
Double X takes advantage and goes on to stomp Stevens underhandedly. The crowd goes wild as Michael Rissi bursts out of the ramp and slides in the ring. Double X is confused and goes to clothesline Michael Rissi but Rissi ducks it. Rissi comes back and hits Double X with a huge Superkick, knocking X out to the mat. Corey Stevens recovers to his feet and rests in the corner as Rissi begins talking to him. Double X struggles on the ground and Rissi picks him up, signalling to Stevens. Rissi pushes Double X towards Stevens and Stevens hits the Stevens Flip on X. Double X rolls out of the ring and Rissi pats Corey Stevens on the back. Rissi rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp as Stevens watches as the scene fades to a commercial break.
The Mayhem feed switches to a live feed in the locker room where none other than “The Hardcore Phoenix” JC BloodStone stands a sick smile across his face. His breathing is heavy and we can see the glisten of sweet on his forehead we can hear some moaning in the background the cameraman tries to look behind Bloodstone, but he grabs the camera and point it in his direction he shakes his head a sign to the cameraman that he is the focus for now as takes a deep breath he speaks in his slow raspy voice for the first time.
JC BloodStone: I warned you all that the EHWF was going to change it was going to be more brutal than it ever has before, It seems my warnings went unnoticed or you just wrote my words of as nothing more than the ranting’s of a mad man. So you see you people forced my hand I did the very thing I said I was going to do here tonight on Mayhem and that was make a impact to show each and every one of you exactly what it is that I am capable of the kind of wanting destruction that I can call on in a moment’s notice, At the drop of a hat I can unlesh a wave of pain and suffering unlike any other you have ever seen and tonight you people watching at home siting out there in the Mercedes-Benz Superdome sucking down your bear and stuffing those hotdogs into your already obese body’s get to witness this.
JC takes a step back as the camera has to refocus and it then we see three men laying on the ground the first is Eric Draven who is slumped against the wall Holding his head, It almost looks like he is about to try and pull himself up when suddenly JC burst into view once more with a chair in his hand and with one sickening crack to the skull Eric once again collapses to the floor its then that his eyes dart toward another man lying on the floor. A sick smile once again crosses JC’s face as he stands above who we now recognise as Mark Dread JC makes his way over to him and stands over him raising the chair up over his head he proceeds to rain down shot after shot screaming at the top of his lungs the whole time “Good Bye”.
JC throws the now bent chair against the wall breathing heavily he looks over at the last man being Marcus Jackson, JC slowly methodically makes his way over to him placing his foot on his throat you can sense just how much JC is enjoying the punishment that he is dishing out to these three men a look of satisfaction and enjoy all over his face as he leans down getting as close to Marcus’s ear as possible and speaks almost in a whisper.
JC BloodStone: It’s almost shame really three grown men reduced to bloody heaps who had high hopes of keeping their job, It’s a shame you won’t be able to make it out to the ring tonight and entertain the hordes but I was looking for people I could make an example off and you there were just in the wrong place at the wrong time. I want every last one of you outh there to take not keep this image inside of you mind because this is the future of EHWF nothing but broken men who have seen their dreams slip away from them robed of all hope you will all become shells of you former self’s and next week one man will face his demon one man will step into that ring and face off with a man who will show no remorse, you have been warned I will stop at nothing to obtain my gaol the normality and stability of this company will be rocked to its very foundations.
JC looks around the room a smile on his face as he reaches down grabbing a lead pipe that is laying on the ground and in one swift motions he swings and a sickening thud Is herd as the camera smashs into the ground the last thing we hear is the cameraman screaming for mercy and the scene goes to commercial.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as Moves like Jagger by Maroon 5 plays as pyro shoots out as Kelsey Marxx makes her way out onto the stage she makes her way down the ramp slapping hands with the fans then climbs into the ring, poses in the corner and waits for her opponent.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing from Concord, New Hampshire weighing in at 120 pounds. Kelsey Marxx!
Steve White: The beautiful Kelsey Marxx making her EHWF debut against a seasoned opponent.
Chuck Thompson: Wow! Kelsey Marxx looks fine Steve! I so glad she's debuting in EHWF, maybe I can get to know her a little better.
Steve White: I wouldn't count on it Chuck, I think she may be out of your league. But if Kelsey Marxx beats Ariel Paine here tonight I will be surprised and she will have sent a huge message.
The song Broken Dreams by Shaman's Harvest starts to blare over the PA system. Then, the lovely Ariel Paine starts to come on out. She walks past the fans and goes inside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And, introducing from The Asylum by way of White Hills New Jersey weighing in at 135 pounds. Ariel Paine!
Chuck White: Hmm, I don't wanna really watch Ariel Paine. The same way I didn't wanna watch her get naked at Last Rites. Kelsey on the other hand!
Steve White: Well, Ariel has had some less then great performances and is coming off some hard losses.
The bell rings as both women stare at each other from across the ring. Ariel with an evil look on her face and Kelsey looking emotionally nervous.
Match #3: Kelsey Marxx vs. Ariel Paine
DING DING DING!
Ariel looks arrogant towards Kelsey and dashes over to her trying to hit a move. Kelsey quickly scouts her and boots Ariel in the gut. Ariel smirk and swings at Kelsey but Kelsey blocks it and hits a right hand slap on Ariel. Ariel is taken by complete surprise and steps back a bit. Kelsey doesn't give Ariel the chance to retreat as she runs up and hits a drop kick, knocking Ariel to the mat. Kelsey, shocked with herself quickly focuses on Ariel Paine again and helps her up. This time hitting a falling facebuster, devastating Ariel on the mat. Kelsey goes for a quick pin trying to get it over and done with.
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KICK OUT!!
Steve White: Wow, unpredictable upsetting going on in the ring right here. I did not expect this.
Chuck Thompson: Maybe Ariel Paine has lost it; maybe she's just run her course. I no way did I expect newly debuting Kelsey Marxx to be able to take it to well seasoned Ariel Paine.
Kelsey Marxx picks Ariel Paine up and hits a few forearms to her back as Ariel yells in pain. Kelsey sets Ariel up for her signature DDT.
Steve White: That's a Kelsey Marxx DDT she is trying to execute, it could be all over so quickly for Ariel Paine.
Ariel Paine struggles her way out of Kelsey's hold and is able to kick her in the gut. Sending Kelsey to the mat on her knees. Ariel boots Kelsey in the face and Kelsey rolls out of the ring. Ariel Paine gives chase and grabs Kelsey Marxx by the back but Marxx counters and pushes Ariel Paine into the ringpost, back first. Marxx rolls Paine back into the ring and follows soon after. Paine is struggling on the ground holding her back in anguish as Marxx goes in and stomps Ariel out a few times before going for another cover.
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KICK OUT!!
Chuck Thompson: I'm still amazed that Kelsey is still on top in this match up, Steve!
Ariel Paine is dazed but uses the ropes to stagger to her feet. Kelsey runs over to take Paine down, but Paine pulls the top rope down and Kelsey Marxx goes crashing onto the outside. Marxx tries to recover but sits on the ground holding her arm. Ariel goes to the outside and picks Marxx up, slapping her across the face. Ariel rolls a hurt Kelsey back in the ring and grabs her arm, trying to lock in an armbar. Kelsey gets out of it and counters it into an STF. Ariel Paine struggles in pain for a little while before getting out of the hold and getting to her feet. Both women get up eventually and eye each other down.
Steve White: I can feel the intensity building! Ariel Paine is shocked and pissed off. Kelsey Marxx has come this far, she can't afford to blow it now.
Chuck Thompson: A Kelsey chant starts in the crowd. This must be getting to Ariel, she looks absolutely furious. Maybe that anger will finally lead to a win.
Ariel Paine runs over to Kelsey Marxx for a clothesline but Marxx locks in her DDT and hits it. She then goes for a cover.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Kelsey Marxx!
Moves like Jagger plays and Kelsey Marx celebrates in the ring as Ariel Paine rolls out.
Chuck Thompson: Kelsey Marxx Wins! Kelsey Marxx Wins! I don't believe it.
The scene then fades to another commercial break.
We come back from commercial break to see Steve White settling in his seat with Chuck Thompson. Steve puts on his head set as we can tell that we are preparing for the next contest.
Steve White: Well Ladies and Gentleman here comes a match between two of our less important wrestlers.
Chuck Thompson: Less important? Just straight out call them jobbers Steve! Don't sugar coat your god damn insults!
Steve mumbles under his breath and then we see Patricia Downs entering the ring with one of the officials. She grabs the microphone and then the song "Shut the fuck up" by price hits the PA.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentleman this is a regular contest that is scheduled for one fall! Introducing our first contestant: he hails from lake land Florida, he comes in tonight weighing in at 180 pounds, and stands at six feet and one inch tall...HE IS THE ONE THE ONLY.."PIPE BOMB" RAVEN TRUEBLOOD!
The fans start to cheer as raven true blood walks out on the stage. He stands there with a smile on his face as the fans starts chanting two over and over again. He walks down the ramp and gets inside the ring as he runs a lap around the ring and then sits in the middle of the ring and waits for his challenger.
Steve White: This guy suffered a attack by our owner Justin last Sunday at Last Rites. Poor Cody got his ass beat by a old man!
Chuck Thompson: Not only that but he has Drake Coleman on his back. You know that crazy bastard? He could kill this kid and everybody knows it after what happened with Scotty at Last Rites.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his opponent...He hails from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, he comes tonight weighing at two hundred fourty five pounds, standing at six feet 5 inches..he is QUINTON HUGHES!
I Need A Doctor starts playing over the PA system and Quinton Hughes steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp met with a huge amount of boos from the crowd. He is wearing his usual gangster stuff with bling around his neck. He makes his way down to the ring and goes up the steel steps and stands on the ring apron for a minute before going over the middle rope and into the ring. He shows off on a turnbuckle and then gets down and lets the fans boo him some more.
Steve White: Now this guy is a little bit better off then Cody as of late. He actually had a streak going for a bit.
Chuck Thompson: Yet, he still is no better than any of the other jobbers we have in this business Steve!
Match #4: Raven Trueblood vs. Quinton Hughes
DING DING DING!
Quinton and Raven both do a fist pound and then tie up. Quinton trips Raven and then grins down at him as he watches him scramble up to his feet. Quinton then pushes him into the corner and instantly lands a few torso shots until the ref pulls him off. Raven then charges at Quinton only to receive a big clothesline for his troubles!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah...This isn't looking good for that faggot.
Quinton gets on top of Raven with his ground game bringing several punches down on his head. The ref begins a count and we all get a good glimpse as Quinton spits in Raven's face! Quinton then gets up and kicks him square in the ribs and the ref pushes him into the corner and begins fussing him out. Quinton shrugs and the ref gets out of his face. Raven comes forward with a big clothesline in the corner! He pulls Quinton out and hits a DDT! Raven runs his hands through his hair and we can see his face is full of rage.
Steve White: Quinton might have just made a huge mistake by spitting in Raven's face!
Raven Trueblood is stalking Quinton as he gets to his feet. He kicks him in the thigh and then right upside the head with his left foot! Raven Irish whips him into the ropes and connects with a amazing tilt of whirl slam across his knee!
Chuck Thompson: Raven has turned all of this around! This is Quinton’s entire fault however! The guy was beating his ass until he spit in his god damn face!
Quinton groans as he stumbles back to his feet and Raven hits him with a huge buzz-saw kick to the temple! Quinton stumbles onto a knee and Raven pulls him into a big spike DDT! He then pushes Quinton over and hooks both of his legs as the ref comes down for the count!
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Steve White: Near fall by Raven Trueblood.
Raven shakes his head and he gets in the corner and climbs to the top rope. Quinton comes from behind and pulls him back causing his face to hit the turnbuckle! Quinton backs up and runs straight into two boots to the face! As Quinton stumbles back Raven climbs back onto the top rope! Raven dives off and Quinton catches him with a kick to the gut and pulls him into s muntai knee to the face! Raven drops to his knees and he is pulled into Quinton who lifts him up and sends him spiralling down with a Fallback bomb! Quinton then gets on his knees and covers his opponent!
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Steve White: What? Raven kicked out!?
Quinton hits the mat in frustration and walks forward to the corner and he puts his head against the turnbuckle. He turns back as we see Raven stumbling back to his feet...Quinton grabs him by the hair and gets a kick to the temple! Quinton stumbles back into the ropes and Raven lifts him up! HE HITS THE RIGHT PATH! Quinton falls in between the ropes and he falls onto the floor. Raven runs his hands through his hair again and we see a figure emerge from the crowd and jump the barrier!
Chuck Thompson: Wait a minute...The ref is checking on Quinton outside of the ring...Who is that?
The figure enters the ring and Raven turns straight into a shot to the forehead with a right forearm! Raven stumbles to a knee and then is pulled in by the big man. Drake Coleman lifts him up and drops him with the Icon Bomb!
Steve White: Wait a minute! This isn't right Drake! Stop you bastard!
As Quinton struggles on the apron we see Drake lifting up Raven again...His body limp as he seems to be unconscious already. Drake lifts him up and folds him up like accordion with a second Icon Bomb! Drake rolls to the outside and he disappears through the crowd as the ref re-enters with Quinton Hughes! He crawls over Raven and hooks both legs!
Chuck Thompson: Gotta love this son of a bitch Coleman!
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DING DING DING!
The bell rings and "I need a doctor" hits the PA. Quinton lifts his hands in the air in victory as Patricia Downs grabs a microphone.
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner..QUINTON HUGHES!
We fade to commercial break as Quinton walks up the ramp to the backstage area.
We come back from commercial break to see the commentators putting on their headsets. We see Chuck looking around the arena at the fans.
Chuck Thompson: You know Steve we have a bunch of ugly asses out here tonight.
Steve White: Seriously? They pay for our pay checks you know.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentleman this is a tag team contest that is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first they are Dustin Holt and Drake Phillips..They are the Hounds From Hell!
They come out to Down From the Sky by Trivium as the lights are flickering black and red. The crowd is booing them as they walk down to the ring and no one gives a damn.
Steve White: This is the debut of this young tag team and boy do they look pumped! Yet, it's already obvious that they aren't going to get along with our fans.
Chuck Thompson: Who can get along with a bunch of fat ass 30 year old men who are sitting at their mothers house and don't have a life? I mean really Steve that makes you look so stupid man.
Patricia Downs: Introducing their opponents..they are the TEAM THAT BEAT YOU Jimi and Scott!
Varies every time, usually depending on the drug. Marijuana would have weed-like results, heroin would have slow, lazy, slurred motions, and LSD would have both Jimi and Scott reaching into their visual and heart's content.
Steve White: Now this is another debuting team, but unfortunately I believe there a group of stoned brats.
Chuck Thompson: You can say that again.
Match #5: Hounds From Hell vs. The Team That Beat You
DING DING DING!
Scott and Dustin wrap up in the middle of the ring as their respective partners go to the apron. Scott Irish whips Dustin and hits him with an old school clothesline into a elbow drop! Dustin squirms back to his feet and Scott runs into the ropes..Dustin connects with a forearm to his face! Scott falls to one knee and Dustin follows up with a spinning neck breaker! Dustin stands up straight as he looks down at his opponent Scott. He lifts up his left foot and stomps straight across Scott's face! Scott squirms and then gets stomped across the chest! Dustin grins in cruelty as Scott rolls under the ropes and follows up with a dropkick sending him to the outside!
Steve White: Scott is quickly falling down to his opponent Dustin Holt.
Dustin runs into the ropes and he jumps in between them but gets dodged and ends up hitting the rails face first! Scott comes from behind him and connects with a back suplex on the floor! Dustin screams in pain and Scott lifts him by the hair before sending him face first into the steps! Scott grins as he pushes Dustin into the ring. Dustin gets back to his feet as Scott gets in between the ropes but gets a kick straight to the forehead! Scott stumbles back grabbing his nose and he gets drop kicked square in the face for his troubles!
Chuck Thompson: Dustin Holt is trying to get back on things.
Steve White: That is extremely hard to pull off.
Dustin grins as he pulls Scott back to his feet. Scott spits in his face and falls back into his corner as Dustin cleans his face! Jimi tags himself just before Dustin nails Scott with a power slam! Jimi comes from behind Dustin and throws him shoulder first into the turnbuckle! Dustin groans in pain as he turns around into a tag team move..a double choke slam! Jimi drops down for a cover!
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Drake comes out of nowhere kicking Jimi square across the temple! Dustin rolls into the corner and we watch as Drake clotheslines Scott to the outside of the ring! Jimi stumbles to his feet and he gets nailed with a double face buster! Dustin hooks both of Jimi's legs and we see Drake gets pulled out of the ring by Scott! Scott throws him into the steps and then he pulls him back in and nails him with a DDT on the floor!
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Jimi kicks out!
Steve White: Well shit that back fired on them didn't it?
Chuck Thompson: There pretty bright for drug addicts!
We see Scott roll into the ring with a chair in each hand! Jimi is all over Dustin stomping on his chest as hard as he can! Drake pulls himself up on the apron and we see him sneak in a blind tag to his partner Dustin. Dustin mutters something even as he is being lifted up by Jimi. Jimi nails him with a DDT!
Chuck Thompson: Wait a minute! You idiots he just got a tag in to his partner!
Steve White: Isn't what they’re doing illegal anyway?
We see the two setting up for the Weed Whacker and as they take a long drag from there blunts we see Drake slowly renter the ring. They lift the chairs and pull them back but Dustin ducks and the two hit each other’s chairs and jam their hands! Scott screams in pain and he turns straight into a DKO from Dustin! Jimi stumbles and he gets a kick straight to his jaw that sends him sprawling into the ropes!
Chuck Thompson: WAIT A MINUTE! THIS ISN'T FAIR REF! TWO ON ONE REF! TWO ON ONE!
The hell hounds connect with their tag team finisher..the hell hounds bite! Dustin then rolls out of the ring and connects with a second DKO on a barley standing Scott! We see Drake hook Jimi's legs as the ref drops down to make the count!
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DING DING DING!
The bell rings and "Down From The Sky" hits the PA. Drake lifts his hands in victory as we see Dustin roll into the ring.
Patricia Downs: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS...THE HELL HOUNDS!
The scene fades to break as the tag team celebrates there victory.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs once again standing inside of the EHWF ring with a microphone in her hand ready to call the next match.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a divas singles match and is scheduled for one fall!
"Supermassive Black Hole" Begins to play the fans instantly begin to cheer as suddenly out from behind the black curtains runs none other then Jo Jo. She slowly raises her right arm up and keeps the other on her hip smiling towards the fans before she then steps forward beginning to head towards the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, she hails from Brooklyn, New York, she stands at 5 feet and 3 inches tall and weighs in at 105 pounds, she is Jo Jo Wheeler!
The brunette sort of runs and slips underneath the bottom ring rope and swings her hair back as she then climbs to one foot at a time before once again striking that pose in the center of the ring.
Chuck Thompson: You know, Steve, i still can't keep the picture of her beautifully shaved cooch out of my head. I mean, honestly, that was such a beautiful pussy, i have dreams about it!
Steve White: While i do agree it was quite impressive, that is creepy, Chuck.
"Pornstar Dancing" by My Darkest Days hit’s the PA system as Mandy walkes out from behind the titan tron playing with her glasses a bit before walking down more to the ring.
Patricia Downs: And introducing her opponent, hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada, she stands at 5 feet and 7 inches tall and weighs in at 130 pounds, she is Amanda Maxwell!
When she gets to the ring she gets up on the side slowly running her hands against the covered shirt that hid the wrestling attire. She pulled it apart and off her body exposing that normal wrestling attire of hers before dropping it on the camera and getting into the ring before pulling that black skirt off her butt with a small wiggle of her butt. Afterwards she turns and smiles before hearing the light booooooo’s.
Match #6: Jo Jo Wheeler vs. Amanda Maxwell
DING DING DING!
Chuck Thompson: The match is underway! Come on! Strip her down! I wanna see her cooch again!
The match starts out with Jo Jo Wheeler and Amanda Maxwell tying up in the center of the ring. Amanda Maxwell quickly gets the upper hand, but Jo Jo Wheeler quickly fights out of it and spins behind Amanda Maxwell and pushes her away and into the turnbuckle. Amanda Maxwell hits the turnbuckle chest first and falls onto her back on the ring mat. Jo Jo Wheeler gives her no time to recover as she walks right over to her and stomps her a few times while she lays on the ring mat. Jo Jo Wheeler then picks Amanda Maxwell up by her hair and tosses her across the ring by it. The fans ooohh at the painful looking hair throw. Jo Jo Wheeler throws her hands up in a taunt and the fans cheer and whistle at her, obviously still thinking about her naked at the Last Rites Pay Per View.
Chuck Thompson: Obviously i'm not the only one who has forgotten about Jo Jo Wheeler nude! Haha!
Steve White: Don't get me wrong, i certainly havn't forgot about it, but i also don't brag and talk about it a lot. Ya know, cause i'm not a virgin.
Chuck Thompson scoffs at that remark and they continue to commentate the match. Jo Jo Wheeler walks over and picks up Amanda Maxwell by her hair again, but this time Amanda Maxwell hits a few forearm shots to the stomach of Jo Jo Wheeler, sending her reeling backwards. Amanda Maxwell gets up to her feet and right away hits a quick dropkick to the chest of Jo Jo Wheeler. Jo Jo falls down onto the ring mat, holding her chest and breathing heavily. Amanda Maxwell picks her up and knees her once in the stomach. Jo Jo falls down to one knee and Amanda Maxwell then does a swift kick to the face of Jo Jo Wheeler while she is down on one knee, sending her to the ring mat. Amanda then goes for the cover. 1...2...KICKOUT!
Steve White: Close fall there by Amanda Maxwell, but not enough to put away Jo Jo just yet.
Amanda Maxwell gets back up to her feet, and throws Jo Jo Wheeler against the ring ropes. Jo Jo Wheeler comes running back at her, and she goes for a clotheline, but Jo Jo ducks and runs past her. She hits the opposite ropes and comes running back at Amanda Maxwell and hits her with a crossbody into a pin! 1...2...KICKOUT! Amanda Maxwell kicks out and Jo Jo Wheeler climbs back to her feet and picks up Amanda Maxwell by her hair. She throws her into the turnbuckle and kicks her a few times in the stomach. She then throws Amanda against the ring ropes, but Amanda holds on to the top rope so she doesn't bounce back at Jo Jo. So Jo Jo Wheeler runs at Amanda Maxwell and hits her with a clotheline with so much force that it sends both women up over the top rope and to the floor below. The crowd starts to cheer.
Steve White: Good move there by Jo Jo, but will it hurt her too?
Chuck Thompson: Honestly, i just wanna see some tits!
The referee starts the count as both women lay there. 1...2...3...4...5...6. Both women get back to their feet, but instead of climbing back into the ring, they start a catfight on the outside of the ring! The referee is still counting! 7...8...8...10! The bell rings!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, i have been informed by the referee that this match has been declared a draw due to a double countout!
The fans begin to boo and cheer "We Want Tits!" as the two women seperate and look at the referee accusing him of screwing them both out of this match. Both women just basically say screw off to the referee and walk out of the ring area together. The fans are booing as the scene fades to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as "Warriors of the world" hits the pa and we see Paul come into view as he is on the ramp. Paul slowly walks down and he high fives any fan who holds out there hand. He slowly climbs up the steps and as his arm wraps around the top rope, his jacket slips off. Pyro explodes after he throws the jacket into the crowd. He enters the ring and looks around the ring, his eyes scanning anyone, or anything around him.
Steve White: Paul Kirk looking to break his recent drought. He went from being undefeated to racking up some hard losses, can he bounce back tonight.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing from Detroit Michigan. Weighing in at 195 pounds... Paul Kirk!!
Patricia Downs: And, introducing from Tampa Florida. Weighing in at 165 pounds... Rockin Lunatic!!
The fans are all in their seats as Freedom by Clenchfist is heard throughout the arena as Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out on the stage he looks around at the fans who are on their feet screaming Lunatic signals as pyro shoots out of the stage Lunatic makes his way down the ramp slapping hands with the fans he slides into the ring and poses in the corner then waits for his opponent.
Chuck Thompson: This could be the man who Kirk bounces back on or the man who will send Kirk deeper into a spiral of defeat.
The two men circle around, keeping their eyes on each other as the ref runs up and signals for the bell to start the match.
Match #7: Paul Kirk vs. Rockin' Lunatic
DING DING DING!
Steve White: Here we go! This should be a good one!
Rockin Lunatic starts off by running up to Kirk and giving a big kick into the gut of Paul. Paul Kirk hits the ground on his knees and Rockin grabs him by the hair. Rockin drags Kirk over to the turnbuckle and slams his head into it a couple of times.
Chuck Thompson: Rockin with a quick start to this match and may continue to lead towards the end it looks like.
Steve White: Don't discredit the Ace of Spades just yet!
Rockin rests Kirk against the corner and starts hitting left and right hands to the midsection of Paul. Each blow sending a rush of pain to Kirk's face. Rockin backs off and take a major run up to hit a running clothesline on Kirk in the corner but Kirk dodges out of the way and Rockin is met with the turnbuckle.
Chuck Thompson: How does that corner taste Rockin?
Steve White: I imagine not good Chuck.
Kirk runs up and takes advantage of the situation by hitting a tough clothesline on Rockin then dropping a leg. Kirk gets up and smirks at the crowd before picking Rockin up and hitting a scoopslam, driving him into the mat. Rockin lets out a moan in pain as Kirk stands over him.
Steve White: Now Kirk's back on top. This is getting interesting.
Rockin slowly gets back up but is met with Kirk locking his head under Kirk's arm. Rockin tries to struggle out but Kirk won't budge. Kirk steps back taps Rockin on the back and hits a huge DDT sending Rockin's face crashing into the mat. Kirk gets back up and raises his arms to the crowd as Rockin struggles in pain on the ground.
Chuck Thompson: I think Paul Kirk is back. Kirk has that look in his eyes and I don't think he will disappoint now!
Kirk walks back over to a struggling Rockin and goes to pick him up but Rockin rolls out of the ring and struggles to his knees on the outside. Kirk laughs it off and follows Rockin, waiting for him to get to his feet. Eventually Rockin stands up and Kirk bolts towards him but Rockin scouts the move and sends Kirk into the barricade with a large push. Kirk's side hits the barricade and he shutters in complete pain. Rockin runs back up and boots Kirk in the gut a few times before grabbing him by the hair and sending him back in the ring. Rockin rolls back in as well and begins to wait for Kirk to slowly recover. Kirk gets to one knee and Rockin starts climbing to the top rope.
Steve White: the current of this match turns again as the big risk taker Rockin Lunatic goes up to hit a big risk move!
Chuck Thompson: Oh go home Rockin, this isn't the little leagues!
Rockin stands up on the top ropes as Paul Kirk recovers and turns around to meet a ready to jump Rockin. Rockin gets ready to launch himself.
Chuck Thompson: Rockin Lunatic is crazy, looks like a diving cross body!
Rockin Lunatic dives off the top rope towards Paul but Paul Kicks and scouts the aerial attack and hits a boot to Rockin's gut in mid-air just in time, sending Rockin down to the mat coughing in complete pain.
Steve White: Paul Kirk scouted Rockin Lunatic perfectly. Paul Kirk just does not want to experience another loss and I think he is sending a message not only to Rockin but also to EHWF that he has his undefeatable mentality back in check.
Chuck Thompson: Rockin looks like he is half destroyed on the mat, I wouldn't be surprised if he just sustained an injury.
Rockin rolls around the mat in pain for a while as Paul Kirk gets his breath back. Kirk signals to the crowd and the crowd starts to cheer. Rockin uses the ropes to slowly stagger back to his feet as Kirk starts watching and scouting Lunatic from behind.
Steve White: What's Paul Kirk got in mind here?
Paul Kirk runs up to hit his Ace of Spades finisher but Rockin' ducks it. Rockin turns around and boots Kirk in the gut before hitting a DDT, driving Kirk into the mat. Kirk tries to recover quickly but is stunned badly. Rockin ducks a bad clothesline from Kirk and then boots him had in the gut once more, this time hitting his finisher the Lunatic Twist.
Chuck Thompson: Lunatic Twist! Rockin' hit it and now Paul Kirk is out cold on the mat. I don't believe it.
Rockin' goes for the cover.
Steve White: A hook of the far leg, can Rockin pull it off?
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DING DING DING!
Rockin gets up and celebrates in the ring, taunting the crowd as Paul Kirk rolls out of the ring slowly, defeated.
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner, Rockin Lunatic!!
Steve White: What a victory for Rockin and it looks like Paul Kirk will continue his losing streak here in EHWF!
Chuck Thompson: Ha-ha! Paul Kirk just got schooled again in the ring.
Steve White: I'm wondering if we will ever see Kirk shake his bad run.
We see Rockin Lunatic up on the turnbuckle celebrating and taunting to the crowd as the scene fades to a commercial break.
We come back from break and we see Chuck and Steve setting up for the next match. Steve has a bottle of water next to him as we see Patricia Downs entering the ring.
Steve White: Well now were coming down to the good part of the show. IT'S TIME FOR THE FIRST BLOOD MATCH! Are you ready for someone to get a ass kicking Chuck?
Chuck Thompson: OF COURSE I AM STEVE! What else do I have to live for then watching some sick son of a bitch kick another dude’s ass to make him bleed? Let's be fair...This is gonna be a such a harsh match and only one man can walk away the winner.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentleman...This is your first blood match of the evening! The match will not end until one man is busted open! Introducing our first contestant...He hails from Parts Unknown...He weighs at one hundred and seventy five pounds...and he stands at five feet and nine inches...He is the one and only..SAH'TA THOR!
The opening riff to "Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch blares through the area speakers as the black trench coat, black and red mask wearing form of Sah'ta Thor step out from the back. As the music continues to play he struts arrogantly towards the ring. As he walks down to the ring he ignores the fans as he was intent on getting to the ring. Once in the ring he takes of his title and passes it to the time keeper then removes his trench coat to reveal a black t-shirt and jeans combo. His hands were covered with striker’s gloves which he raises into the air in an X as a red and black pyros shoot from the ring posts. He lowers his arms and steps back while awaiting his opponent.
Chuck Thompson: This is what kind of monster Danny has to deal with! This is the kind of guy that will beat the shit out of just about anybody!
Steve White: That's a good thing man? Are you fucking crazy or something?
Patricia Downs: Introducing his opponent...He hails from..Choveland Ohio...He is DANNY GIVENS!
The Legacy" By Black Veil Brides kicks in and the crowd erupts into a mixture of boos and cheering. Smoke fills the stage ramp and emerging from the smoke is Danny Givens, an ever so endearing smirk planted on his face. He walks down the ramp ignoring the fans who try to grab his attention by yelling for him. He slides into the ring, continues to smirk, and awaits his opponent.
Steve White: This guy is a fucking idiot.
Match #8: Sah'ta Thor vs. Danny Givens
DING DING DING!
Danny Givens and Sah'Ta Thor tie up in the middle of the ring. Thor wraps his right arm around Danny's head and begins pounding on the top of his head with his fist as hard as he can! Danny howls in pain and then Thor runs forward and drives his head into one of the turnbuckles. Danny collapses onto his back and Thor slowly leans against his turnbuckle.
Steve White: HOLY SHIT! Danny Givens is getting a ass whipping real quick by a pissed off Thor!
Chuck Thompson: This is gonna be a god damn land slide!
Thor stomps on the head of Danny. Then square across his nose two times! Danny squeals out in pain and we see that his hand is barley over his nose to stop Thor from breaking it. Danny rolls out and Thor jumps onto the top rope. He dives off with a double axe handle! Thor pulls Danny up by his hair and throws him head first into the steps! Danny begins crawling toward the announce table and he is groaning in pain as he is trying to find any possible way to turn this around. Thor runs at him and kicks him square in the ribs! He backs up and he does the running kick again! He then does it two more times and the ref pulls him back as he is trying to checks Danny for internal bleeding.
Chuck Thompson: Thor is in a whole new mode in this match. Maybe losing to Rissi and Coleman in this past month has forced him to improve?
Steve White: Are you happy to see this shit for Christ sake? This is what makes you look like such an ass hole all the god damn time Chuck!
Thor pulls back his arm and elbows Danny across the top of the head! Then Thor grabs him by the hair and throws him face first into the ring post and then nails him with a clothesline! He walks over and grabs a steel chair as Danny rolls into the ring. Thor rolls in from the other side and sends it square into Danny's ribs! He then pulls him in and hits a DDT on the chair!
Steve White: This is what I love about this match. There is no taunting and there is no delay. He is coming straight out and kicking the other dudes ass. He isn't sitting back and letting him protect himself by any means necessary. If you get what I'm saying?
Chuck Thompson: You’re such a fucking hypocrite!
Thor lifts Danny up and slams him back first across the chair. He motions for the end as Danny struggles to get back to his feet. As Danny gets up he is lifted by Thor and drove down onto the chair with a parasite eve!
Steve White: Um? Did that do it?
DING DING DING!
The bell rings as Thor exits the ring and we see blood pouring out of the head of Danny Givens. Thor turns around and begins to make his way up the entrance ramp as he is announced the winner.
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, Sah'ta Thor!
The scene then fades to a commercial break with Thor walking up the entrance ramp.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as The music "Hall Of Illusions" plays as the lights flicker black and white. Coleman walks out raising his hand in a taunt as he walks down. The fans at the front grabbing at Coleman getting a birdy as he walks by. He climbs up the steps and lifts his hand in taunt the ramp exploding in pyro as he enters the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, he hails from Charlotte, North Carolina, he stands at 7 feet tall and weighs in tonight at 298 pounds, he is Drake "The Icon" Coleman!
Lights Begin to flash, Smoke emerges then Headlines by Drake hits the P.A system.
"I Might Be Too Strung Out On Confidence"
"Overdosed On Compliments"
"Started Not To Give A Fuck"
"And Stopped Fearing The Consequence"
The Fans break out into a cheer as Rissi performs some theatrics at the top of the ramp then bolts down into the ring.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from Miami, Florida, he stands at 5 feet and 11 inches tall and weighs in at 235 pounds, he is the EHWF Hardcore Champion, Michael Rissi!
Match #9: Drake Coleman vs. Michael Rissi
DING DING DING!
Steve White: It is obvious here that Drake Coleman has both the height advantage and the weight advantage in this match. I wonder if Michael Rissi will be able to go up against it.
Chuck Thompson: I guess that is for us to wait and find out, isn't it?
The match starts out quickly with both men closing in on each other and they just begin unleashing a fury of punches on each other, a lot of them missing, but the ones that do hit are very painful. Finally, Drake Coleman connects with a solid punch, sending Rissi stumbling backwards and into the corner of the ring. Both men are tired out already from the fury of punches that were thrown from both sides. Drake Coleman walks over and as soon as Rissi gets up to his feet, Coleman hits a big boot straight to his face, making him fall over the top rope to the outside of the ring.
Steve White: Both men are already tired!
Chuck Thompson: Well, did you see that fury of punches they unleashed at the beginning of this match? That had to take a lot out of them just to throw those punches!
Drake Coleman climbs over the top rope and down to the floor and picks up Rissi. He throws him against the crowd barrier as hard as he can, making Rissi crash into the crowd barrier and even pushing it back a few inches. The fans in the front row jump back a little bit, thinking the crowd barrier would collapse onto their legs, but luckily it didn't. Drake Coleman picks up Michael Rissi and powerbombs him over the crowd barrier and into the first few rows of steel chairs that the fans were sitting on. Luckily, all the fans except a guy in his mid 30's got out of the way and the guy that did get caught got up quickly. Drake Coleman climbs over the crowd barrier and grabs Michael Rissi, who is holding his back and wincing in pain with every movement. Drake tosses Rissi back over the crowd barrier to the side of the ring. He then climbs over and throws Rissi into the ring and then slides into the ring after him and goes for a pin. 1...2...KICKOUT!
Steve White: Close call there for Rissi.
Chuck Thompson: Ya, only because Drake Coleman cheats all the time. You can't powerbomb someone into the crowd! I believe that is considered using those steel chairs as weapons which is illegal in this match! That is bullshit!
Drake Coleman climbs back to his feet and picks up Rissi, but Rissi punches Coleman multiple times in the stomach and Coleman leans down and Rissi jumps up and knees him in the face with both knees, sending Drake Coleman down to the ring mat and holding his face. Michael Rissi then tries his best to get up as fast as he can and runs over and begins punching, kicking, kneeing, and stomping Drake Coleman in every way possible. The crowd is going insane at the momentum Michael Rissi just picked up. He keeps going until he is literally out of gas and he collapses against the ring ropes and Drake Coleman is left bleeding from his nose and grimacing in pain while holding his ribs.
Chuck Thompson: Oh grow up, Coleman! How many times has his nose been busted? Like honestly.
Michael Rissi still has enough gas to continue as he picks up Drake Coleman and throws him into the corner of the ring, which takes a lot of strength to do as well. Rissi then runs at Coleman full speed and jumps up, smacking him in the face with his knee and making more blood flow from the nose of Drake Coleman. Michael Rissi laughs at the sight of the blood and hits a few foot stomps on Drake Coleman. Coleman falls down to one knee and Rissi runs against the ring ropes and runs back at Coleman while he is still on his one knee and dropkicks him in the side of the head! It connected right on the dot! Rissi then goes for a pin. 1...2...KICKOUT!
Steve White: Oh my God! How in the hell did he kick out from that one?!
Chuck Thompson: Because he is a beast!
Michael Rissi pulls Drake Coleman up by his hair and then uses all his strength to scoop slam him back down onto the ring mat, but Rissi falls down with him, possibly pulling something in his back from lifting up Coleman. Rissi lays on his stomach on the ring mat holding his back and kicking his face and groaning in pain as Coleman lays across from him, barely moving. The referee begins the count. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...Rissi and Coleman both somehow get back to their feet!
Steve White: Oh my God! These guys will not give up!
Drake Coleman runs at Michael Rissi for another big boot, but Rissi ducks and pulls down the top rope. Drake Coleman falls over the top rope and onto the floor below and Rissi falls back down onto the ring mat and lays there for a second before finally rolling out of the ring after Drake Coleman. Michael Rissi decides he wants to take this match hardcore and looks under the ring. He pulls out a ladder! He sets up the ladder right in front of the color commentators table.
Chuck Thompson: This isn't a hardcore match! You can't do this!
Steve White: Why not?! Both of these men love hardcore matches, you might as well make this a hardcore match as well!
Drake Coleman and Michael Rissi both begin to climb the ladder at the same time. Because no weapon was actually used yet, he can't disqualify anyone. Rissi is climbing up the ladder a little bit faster than Coleman, but Coleman isn't far behind on the other side. Rissi reaches the top first and begins punching downward right onto the top of the head of Drake Coleman. Drake Coleman fights off the punches and makes it to the top of the ladder with Rissi! Both men take turns punching the other at the top of the ladder and then at the same time they grab each other by the head and pull each other off of the ladder! Sending them both crashing through the announcers table! Knocking down steve White and Chuck thompson and destroying the whole set! Broken glass from the monitors is everywhere and multiple other broken things are laying everywhere as well! The referee jumps out of the ring to check on both men and finally rings the bell!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: Hello? Can the people at home hear us? Is our set completely destroyed?!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, i have been informed that this match has been declared a draw due to neither man being able to continue!
The fans boo extremely loud as paramedics come rushing down to the ring. They begin to tend to the battered and bruised superstars as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break and shows Patricia Downs standing in the center of the ring, ready to announce the main event of the evening.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a standard tag team match scheduled for one fall! And is the main event of the evening!
"Phenomenon" blasts on the PA as Mike Flynn and Scott Wilson both step out onto the stage. Both men raise their arms as fireworks shoot off once in front of them.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, they are the team of Mike Flynn and Scott Wilson, they are Phenomenon!
They then make their way down to the ring, Flynn and Wilson hi-fiving the fans while they make their way down to the ring. Upon both men entering the ring, they both circle the ring, one at opposite turnbuckles, and climb up onto their respective turnbuckle, again raising their arms. They then get inside the ring, waiting for the opponents for their competing team.
"Breaking The Law" by Motorhead blasts over the PA system and Rocky J steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp. He is met with a lot of cheers, but some boos also. Some fans in the crowd are just silent as they really don't know what to think of him. He begins to make his way down to the ring.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, hailing from Corpus Christy, Texas, standing at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighing in tonight at 200 pounds, he is Rocky J!
He reaches the ring and rolls in under the bottom rope. He gets to his feet and shows off on one of the turnbuckles in his corner of the ring. The fans half boo and half cheer him once again. He gets down and stands in his corner, awaiting his tag team partner.