Post by EHWF Management on Nov 15, 2015 5:01:11 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the beach setting where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of EHWF Staurday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole picturesque beach, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit at the table on the sand.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Mayhem! Last week we saw some incredible action go down and an incredible main event was made for tonight! Elysia Gallows and Zoe McDraven will take on Eli Sykes and Hannah Walters in a mixed tag team match where one of the final lines of defence against Bloodline will try and get some leverage on the horrible group.
Chuck Thompson: That’s right and Elysia and Zoe better not mess this one up especially after getting a second chance like they did last week! Eli was going to have Bloodline bash their heads in but instead they’ll get a chance to avenge their fallen partners in Silver and Maddie and also slow Bloodline’s unstoppable influence. The real question is can they do it or not?
Steve White: And we get a nice change of pace where we’ll see Jason Dave, Brad Valley and Luciano Capasso all go at it in a free for all showcase in the co main event. No doubt that all three men will be trying to impress after some hard times. Personally my money is on the Bloodline commander and tag team champion Jason Dave. I think he’s going to ride that Bloodline momentum tonight!
Chuck Thompson: He may do just that but don’t forget Savannah will get a chance to redeem herself after a couple of hard months when she takes on her old rival Van Jam in a one on one contest and I can’t wait to see just WHO the new Mayhem General Manager is! I can’t even guess Steve!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what is going to develop before the next PPV! Lets start the show and see if we can get anywhere with Bloodline or if tonight they step one step close to complete control!
Suddenly the lights go out and Bloodline’s damn theme hits! The fans wildly boo as Eli Sykes and Hannah Walters make their way down the ramp and get into the ring. Hannah goes and gets a mic for Eli as he readies his throat and waits for the booing fans to stop.
Steve White: What’s this asshole out here for already? We just started this damn show!
The fans quiet down as Eli smirks on and clutches his title belt close to his shoulder.
Eli Sykes: Well… What a night last week was huh? I mean did you see that one? Eli Sykes; the man, the myth, the legend, your god, THE CHAMPION did EXACTLY what he said he would and kicked Zoe McDraven’s ass!
The fans boo as Hannah claps for Eli
Eli Sykes: Then… Right when I was about to do all of you ungrateful scum a favor and rid the world of Zoe and Elysia for good… That piece of trash Michael Rissi saves them at the same time he sentences them to death! See… Michael Rissi only delayed Zoe and Elysia’s demise to this week in front of a bigger crowd… Still, I don’t like motherfuckers interfering in my business, no matter who they are…
Eli looks dead down the barrel of the camera before he brings the mic back to his lips.
Eli Sykes: In fa…
Eli is cut the fuck off by Elysia Gallows theme! The fans go nuts as Elysia Gallows and Zoe McDraven appear at the top of the stage and Eli and Hannah look out at them in disgust.
Chuck Thompson: They’re here Steve!
Elysia Gallows: Eli… As much as I’d love to watch you run your dirty mouth – I’m afraid I just can’t stomach it this early in the night. See, Michael Rissi didn’t delay anything and he certainly didn’t delay our demise.
Zoe McDraven: That’s right. You can beat me Eli but it doesn’t undo the fact that I took this title back from your little bimbo there and embarrassed her in front of millions. You can ambush us week after week with your goons but it still doesn’t change the fact that you’re not even half the champion Blaise was. NOTHING will change the fact that you’re just a delusional little man with a bunch of brainwashed goons behind you.
Eli Sykes: Nothing will change the fact that just like last week; tonight you’re going to get beaten once again but unlike last week, there will be no one to save you from Bloodline ending your pathetic careers!
Elysia Gallows rudely interrupts.
Elysia Gallows: SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH LITTLE MAN! See I’m looking forward to tonight Eli because I guarantee I’m gonna put you down BUT I have a proposition for you and I’d rather ask it now then leave it to later when their carting your ass away on a stretcher!
Hannah Walters: A proposition… for us? You must have really lost your minds! You guys really are dumber than you look.
Elysia Gallows: Regardless of what you think, Zoe and I are making a challenge to you and Bloodline right now no matter the result of our match tonight!
Hannah Walters: A challenge? What challenge?
The fans listen as Elysia smirks.
Elysia Gallows: Regardless of what happens tonight… We challenge Bloodline to a 6-man tag team elimination rules match in the main event of Last Rites! You may ask… what’s on the line? Nothing… nothing at all except bragging rights. I want to be able to say I beat Eli Sykes and Bloodline in the main event of a PPV and I want to burn your ego to the ground little man. I promise you will NEVER back me or anyone of my friends in a corner and try to destroy them again!
Eli Sykes gestures, sarcastically counting the members of Elysia’s crew.
Eli Sykes: I count 2! And that’s probably because I took out Madison Murdock and Silver Kazama already which means if you want to have a 6 man tag team match, you’re gonna have to get one of them to fight on crutches or I don’t know… recruit your imaginary friend there or maybe you got a pet rock or some shit… SERIOUSLY… Get the fuck out of here with this shit.
Elysia Gallows: How about… I try and find a third member. I’m not sure how Madison or Silver are doing or if they’ll be able to come back by then but if they’re not and if I can’t find anyone them Zoe and I will take you on in a 2 on 3 handicap match!
The fans go nuts as Eli Sykes laughs with Hannah back in the ring.
Eli Sykes: You have no friends left! I’d be an idiot not to accept this shit because I know you won’t be able to find anyone tonight and I know I fucked up both Madison and Silver enough that they won’t be back for a looong time so YES I accept and once again, you delay your demise. The only saving grace is that Bloodline is going to rip you apart in the main event of a PPV! You career ends at Last Rites BUT tonight I’m just going to embarrass you!
Zoe McDraven: You’re on!
Elysia Gallows theme hits again and they leave as Eli Sykes and Hannah Walters talk it over while the get out of the ring.
Steve White: And just like that it seems a main event is made for Last Rites!
We pan to the outside Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the opening match.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is for the Showtime Championship and it’s set for one fall!
The Greatest thing is wrestling today is back..Get on your feet for something awesome, something amazing, SOMETHING EPIC!!!!! A voice from backstage can be heard as Ben Stiller from Dodgeball says "We're better than you and we know it." then Bad Horsie hits...
Mark and Chris Frenzy walk out with their hands raised. They come out dressed in matching blue and gold wrestling attire. They have on black t-shirts with no sleeves and the team epic logo on the front of it. Mark stands with arms folded as Chris spins slowly around. They stop and say Epic Baby!! at the top of their lungs as they then look out to the crowd and smirk. "YOU HAVE COME HERE TO SEE US!" the fans boo louder as the fans begin to chant "You're Not Epic!" Mark and Chris smile big as they take in all the boos. They go down the ramp and tear up fan signs and then continue. They stop at the bottom of the ramp and look around then they walk up the ring step one after the other. Mark and Chris pose against the ropes and then climb through the ropes. Mark and Chris pose in center ring with Chris kneeling down the flexing while Mark holds his fist high in the air. Team Epic then looks to the entryway and awaits their opponents to come out from the back.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Being accompanied by Chris Frenzy… The Challenger… Mark Frenzy!
Inside the arena the fans were sitting on the edge of their seats waiting in anticipation for the next bit of action to take place. With that being said Bullet For My Valentine's "Your Betrayal" began to hit the arena's speakers. The guitar riff kicking it all off and it was something the thousands in attendance were able to recognize from the start. Didn't take long at all for those fans to begin to change their tune. They went from being excited for action to completely and utterly loathing the show. All because of who was about to make their to the ring.
Only a few seconds had passed since the song began to play. That's when the curtain could be seen being slowly pulled back. Stepping out a moment later happened to be none other than the man known as the Martyr of Pro Wrestling himself, Calvin Harris. Seeing the man caused the crowd to uproar again, but this time with louder boos and jeers. All of them hoping that this was going to be enough to get him to go away. However they should of known better than that. Standing center of the stage, Calvin looked around the ring with this smug smirk on his lips. The type of smug smirk that would make people want to knock it right off his expression.
That being said Calvin found himself stretching his arms out to either side of him. Almost like he was encouraging the crowd to give him more hate. For this was something that actually motivated him and something that actually drove him. Like puppets the fans gave in booing even louder and vocally expressing their hatred for him anyway that they could. After a few moments he lowered his arms back down at his side and began to slowly make his way down the ramp.
It was like they were hearing nails running down a chalkboard. Not a pleasant situation at all. Again they were vocal getting louder with their boos. At this point they were so loud it was hard for people to even hear themselves think. Let alone begin to form an actual thought that made any sense. By this time that he had been introduced to the crowd. Calvin was half way down the ramp, seemingly taking his time. That smirk of his remained on his expression as he let out a couple of chuckles at those fans he deemed pathetic. Though, he had finally made it to the end of the ramp.
Calvin took a couple of steps towards the ring and reached up with his right hand grabbing the middle rope. He proceeded to pull himself up onto the apron and onto his knees. He pushed himself right up to his feet and in a pretty swift motion. He lifted one leg over the middle rope, ducked down under the top, and found himself right in the ring. That's when Calvin took it upon himself to take the nearest turnbuckle. He climbed it right up to the second rung and looked out at the booing crowd. Not a single one of them were backing down from how they felt about him. Something that was just making him happier and happier with each boo he heard.
All of the sudden he brought his hands up and out to each side of him while tilting his head back a bit. It was almost like he was in a position where he was forcing the crowd to "bask" in all his glory or as if he was wanting them to "praise" him. Something that wasn't going to happen. Not even on his best day. That taunt remained for only a couple of seconds. At least until the theme song found itself fading out. At that point Calvin turned himself around leaping down from the turnbuckle and found himself bouncing around on his two feet waiting for the next bit of action to take place.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Being accompanied by Jason Dave… The Showtime Champion… Calvin Harris!
DING DING DING!
Inside the ring the referee had just handed off the Showtime Championship to the time keeper. He turned himself around. Calvin found himself dropping down and rolling right out of the ring. There was confusion on the faces of the referee and Mark Frenzy. The fans booed him heavily for his actions. For to them it appeared that he was backing out of the match. Something that they wouldn’t put past the man.
Calvin seemed to ignore them as he found himself walking over towards the ring announcer. In a rather rude fashion Calvin yanked the microphone right on out of her hand. Smacking the top of the microphone to make sure the thing was on. The Martyr turned himself right back around and faced the ring where Mark was standing. He was yelling at Calvin to get in the ring. Of course he ignored it while raising the microphone to his lips.
Calvin Harris: The wait is finally over!
A small pause came after Calvin’s first four words. The confusion was still very much there, but being the loud mouth that he was. He wasn’t going to waste too much time before filling everyone in. His eyes remained narrowed on Mark.
Calvin Harris: All week long Mark. You’ve been hyping up tonight’s encounter. You’ve been hyping up our match. You’ve been waiting for this chance to face me. Waiting for the opportunity for a shot at MY Showtime Championship. Any person that would listen to you. You’d tell them about the match. Hell, you’d even tell people that didn’t want to listen or didn’t care to hear anything you had to say. You’ve been a one man hype man. And of course, you wouldn’t let me forget about it. You’ve been stalking my twitter account for the last seven days. It’s been tweet after tweet after tweet in my notifications from you. Granted, I didn’t understand most of them but I could only assume it was going off about this match.
Calvin could be seen shrugging his shoulders a little bit. Obviously getting that cheap dig in there which caused the crowd to boo him rather loudly. Mark stood in the ring just rolling his eyes at the remarks. Seemingly not thrilled or bothered by them.
Calvin Harris: Well, finally the night has arrived. What you are calling your night and what you are claiming is going to be the night that you hand me not only my first loss in this company, but also take my championship right off my hands... That’s some big words, but of course the way you tell it. You’re the best thing that’s ever existed in this company. Therefore Mark, I truly hope that every single member of your redneck backward sisterfucking family is in attendance tonight. That even includes your first cousin slash girlfriend. I want them all here. I want them all in the front wall. I want them on cheering them on and I want them all paying attention to every last detail inside this ring. After all it’s your big night. Why wouldn’t they?!
That trademark smirk of his was starting to form over the corners of his lips.
Calvin Harris: But I feel the need to let you know this. At least warn you one last time. Not that I haven’t been warning you enough as it is, but hey I’m feeling generous for a change. This is going to be your final warning. The bullshit that you’ve been letting spew from your mouth. That’s all it is. Straight up bullshit. The stuff you’ve been telling these people is a lie. The stuff you’ve been telling your family is a lie. The stuff you’ve been telling yourself is a lie. You aren’t in my league. You aren’t good enough to face me. You aren’t good enough to compete against me. And you damn sure aren’t going to come anywhere close to handing me my first loss or taking my goddamn championship!
Not a single fan seemed to be happy with Calvin’s remarks at that moment. In fact the boos were as loud as they had been to start the night off. Mark could be seen mouthing something off in the ring, but it was at that moment. Calvin raised the microphone back up to his lips to speak.
Calvin Harris: Instead the only thing that’s going to happen is your bitch ass leaving in a body bag, tonight!
Flipping the microphone up into the air and letting it hit the ground before him with a loud thud. Calvin wasted no time sliding himself into the ring as the referee forced Mark to back up in his corner. The Martyr continued to smirk motioning with his hands for Mark to bring it. At that moment is when the referee called for action!
The bell tolls and the two instantly lock up in the center! Mark Frenzy knees Harris in the gut! Frenzy gets Harris in a headlock but Harris pushes Frenzy against the ropes then whips him across the ring! When Frenzy comes back Harris takes him down with a hard clothesline! Frenzy is down and Harris follows up, bouncing off of the ropes and hitting Frenzy with a legdrop! They both get up to their feet. Frenzy is groggy and Harris hoists him up on his back! Harris goes to dump him on his head but Frenzy lands on his feet instead and grabs hold of the ropes then his Harris with a surprise roundhouse! The fans go nuts as Harris goes down and quickly rolls out of the ring!
Steve White: Bah Gawd that was one big kick and it looks like it did some damage on Calvin Harris! Maybe Mark Frenzy CAN take out Harris tonight!
Chuck Thompson: The Frenzy’s and Harris have been vocal with each other on Twitter but this isn’t Twitter, this isn’t Calvin Harris’ domain anymore this is the ring and it’s equal footing now! Harris has everything to lose!
Harris scrambles on the outside, holding his face as he tries to recover. Mark slides out of the ring and makes his way around to find Harris. Harris reaches the announce area and pulls Patricia up from her chair and pushes her aside. He grabs the steel chair and folds it up. He turns back to see Mark and raises it but Mark grabs the chair and the two men start wrestling for control of it. Mark boots Harris in the gut and they both drop the chair. Harris fires back with big right hands then grabs Mark around the waist and rams him into the outside of the apron! Mark drops to the outside in pain and Harris takes the time to recover. Harris walks up to Mark and picks him up then tosses him into the barricade! The ref calls for the fight to come back in the ring. Mark gets up and runs into Harris as they collide with the apron again! Harris argues with the ref and Jason Dave runs up from behind while the ref is distracted and clocks Mark over the head with the tag title belt!
Steve White: Oh shit! Mark just copped a title belt to the back of the head while Harris distracted the ref and now Mark is down! Damn Bloodline and damn Jason Dave! This is bullshit.
Chuck Thompson: Bloodline will stop at NOTHING to win or retain and they show that every night! Chris Frenzy is helping Mark up and arguing with the ref but the ref didn’t see anything!!
Harris tosses Chris aside and grabs Mark by the hair. He yells at Mark before walking him over to the ringpost but Mark's leg gives out and he drops before Harris can bounce his head off of it! Harris goes back and this time hoists Mark up on his shoulder. He walks back over to the ringpost but Mark starts wildly elbowing Harris in the face! Mark slides off of Calvin's back and turns him around then drops Calvin with a big right hand! The fans cheer but Mark also drops, nursing his head! 1… 2… 3… 4…
Steve White: Mark is doing anything it takes to try and stay alive in this contest! Chris Frenzy tried to get into this one but Harris and Dave are showing the thuggery of Bloodline here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: I'll admit that Mark is putting on a very gallant effort right now but he just can't win this match. There is too much against him in this one. The Frenzy’s can’t do it tonight.
Mark can't stand up but Harris can. Harris laughs at Mark as he comes over and picks him up then bounces his head off of the apron and rolls him back into the ring! Harris slides in and runs up, punting Mark in the ribs! Mark screams out in pain but Harris instead runs up, bounces off of the ropes and drops a leg on the back of Mark’s head! The fans love the action but boo Bloodline and cheer for Mark to get up as Chris cheers him on from the outside!
Steve White: Harris is in firm control of this one now and it looks like this ruthless offence combined with Dave’s assault from behind has taken its toll on poor Mark!
Chuck Thompson: Come on kid ya gotta get up if you want this one! Beat these bitches!
Mark tries to get away but it's no good. Harris starts to stomp Mark out! Harris picks Mark up but Mark hits Harris with a surprise jawbreaker! Harris is stunned and Mark forces himself up, diving across and taking Harris down with a lariat! Both men jump up and Mark knees Harris in the gut then hits him with a big European uppercut! The fans go wild and Harris is scrambled! Mark hits Harris with a spinning kick to the gut then bounces off the ropes to finish him but Dave grabs Mark’s leg from the outside and trips him up! Mark gets up and turns around away from Dave but it gives Harris enough time to hit Mark with an Enziguri!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Mark was coming back and again Dave helped Harris get back in this one! Harris with that massive Enziguri looks like he might have possibly injured Mark there but it’s too early to tell maybe he’s just out of it!
Chuck Thompson: Mark needs to throw in the towel right now and save his brother! Mark can’t do it and Bloodline are smelling blood in the water! They want to pick the Frenzy’s off and they’re thinking that tonight may be the night to do it!
Harris gets in and waits for Mark Frenzy to stir. Harris leans down to pick Mark up but Mark swats Harris in the head with a quick kick out of nowhere! The fans all pick back up as Mark quickly rolls to the corner of the ring. Harris shakes off the kick and angrily approaches a bent down Mark in the corner! Harris grabs Frenzy but Frenzy headbutts Harris off of him! Harris stumbles back and quickly scrambles away from Frenzy, checking if he's bleeding. Mark tries everything he can to stay alive! He was on the defensive but goes offensive as he gets to one leg and hops to Harris, hitting a big forearm over the champion's back! The fans go wild and Harris and Mark both hit the mat! The ref slides over, ready for a count but they roll off of each other in the scuffle.
Steve White: Mark barely staying alive in this match up! He can't walk, he can barely stand and he's been beaten up but he's still trying everything not to let this huge opportunity pass him by!
Chuck Thompson: Harris isn't going to let that go though. He might have taken some big shots from Mark just then but he’s looking to punish him for it the second he gets up!
Mark stands up using the ropes and the corner. Harris doesn't let him get any time though, knowing he has to finish this. Harris runs up and hits Mark with a corner clothesline! Mark drops to his knees and Harris shuffles over to the side of the ring! Harris runs up for a corner spear but Mark is pulled out of the way by Chris! Harris runs into the corner shoulder first and falls on the mat! The fans go completely nuts as Harris is down! Dave is in shock and screams for Harris to get up but he can’t! Mark climbs the top rope and the fans go wild! He leaps off but Harris turns around as he gets up and boots Mark in the gut as he flies down then hits him with Art of Betrayal! The fans cheers all turn to boos as Harris arrogantly covers Mark!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… And STILL the EHWF Champion… Calvin Harris!
The fans boo wildly as Chris slides in and checks on Mark. Dave gives no fucks about if he’s alright or not and runs in, booting Chris right in the face then getting on him on the mat and beating him with hard rights and lefts!
Steve White: This one is over but Bloodline are now attacking the Frenzy’s! What the heck, do they want to just attack everyone all the time now?!
Mark Frenzy and Calvin Harris get into the fray and a brawl breaks out with refs and some security storming the ring and breaking it up! The Frenzy’s are dragged away out of the ring as Harris and Dave hold their titles up to the booing fans. Mark and Chris back up the ramp looking enraged as we fade out.
We fade in backstage where Lisa Caliber is waiting with a mic.
Lisa Caliber: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time… Former Emissary to the Board…. Brandon Bash.
An arrogant Brandon Bash appears in the frame as all of the fans watching back in the arena on the tron boo him. Bash takes off his sunglasses and looks down at Lisa.
Lisa Caliber: Mr. Bash, last week you made a return after months of absence from the Cuban fiasco. You revealed that as apart of your agreement you now have a normal wrestlers contract and could not be fired right after your position on the board was usurped… usurped by your own daughter I might add. Why did you choose to return last week and why attack Wilmer Patacky?
Brandon Bash: If my actions last week didn’t tell you anything then I don’t know what will. I lost everything when my own daughter betrayed me. Not only did she have me fooled but also she had the rest of the world fooled right up until the last moment. What happened in Cuba is something I can’t forget but what kills me more is the fact that Alexandria is in control of all of my assets and MY position in EHWF. She along with her little mutt Wilmer must have thought they were pretty amazing getting one over me.
Lisa Caliber: So revenge is in your sights?
Brandon Bash shakes his head and smirks as he pulls the mic towards him and makes Lisa nervous.
Brandon Bash: Of course it is but it only starts with Alexandria and Wilmer. I have a list as long as my arm of people to take out for what was done to me. Wilmer and Alexandria will get theirs first. I won’t be able to survive on a normal wrestlers contract AND get revenge on everyone… No, I need my assets and status back from my daughter first and if I have to break her man to get her out here so I can swat her like the fly she is then so be it.
Lisa Caliber: And how do you plan on addressing Wilmer and Alexandria tonight when you get the oppo…
Brandon Bash: Ha! Everyone is expecting Wilmer, Alex and I to come face to face tonight but it’s not going to happen. See, I’m going to go home and make Wilmer and Alexandria sweat a little longer like they have been all week. There’s no reason for me to see them, especially since I’ll be seeing one of them in the ring come Last Rites, but I think you’ll have to wait until next week to find out what I mean by that one...
Lisa wants to ask a follow up question as the fans are confused but Brandon storms off and leaves Lisa alone with the tron booming off.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is set for one fall!
"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails would blare over the P.A System, as Van Jameson would step out from behind the curtain with a smirk across his face. His attention focused on the ring as he marched down the ramp with a blank stare, ignoring the crowd around him. He would walk up the steps and step inside the ring, immediately motioning for a microphone.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Van Jameson!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent... 'The Wild Cat' Savannah!
DING DING DING!
The match starts out with Van Jam and Savannah locking up in the center of the ring and Savannah quickly responding with a few big knees to the midsection! Savannah pulls Van Jam back and tosses him into the corner then follows up with a big corner splash! Van Jam stumbles around until Savannah dropkicks him in the back and sends him to the mat! Savannah quickly slides down to the mat and gets on Van Jam's back, locking him in
A front face lock! Van Jam yells out in pain as Savannah wrenches back as hard as she can!
Steve White: Savannah has Van Jam locked up tight right now! These two fought like cat and dog back last year and it looks like they’re getting a chance to revisit their rivalry!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah wants some momentum after a couple of bad months and I think she’s going to get it here tonight with a win of the Van Jaminator himself. Van Jam is not to be taken lightly though as the Van Jaminator may be the most devastating move I’ve ever seen in the EHWF!
Van Jam is able to elbow the crap out of Savannah's face and get up. He grabs a hurt Savannah and tosses her right into the corner! Savannah bounces off of the turnbuckle hard and walks right into a big boot from Van Jam! Van backs off to the corner and stalks Savannah. She slowly gets up and he goes to hit her with a leg sweep but she avoids it! They lock up once more and trade left and right hands! Van Jam wins out and forces Savannah to the corner where he starts hitting her with corner thrusts!
Steve White: Van Jam is fighting back right now! These two have had problems in the past and it looks like they’re picking up right where they left off. Who ever wins this one will walk away with some bragging rights though!
Chuck Thompson: It's no doubt these two want to kill each other Steve but that just makes for a better match!
Van backs off and bolts at Savannah but she trips him with a drop toe hold and Van's head slams into the turnbuckle! Savannah rolls on a downed Van Jam and gets him in an STF but Van Jam reaches over and grabs the bottom rope!
ROPE BREAK!
Savannah let's go of the hold and both of them get up. Van Jam pretends he's hurt and comes back with a Van Jaminator! Savannah is able to dodge it and grabs Van's legs! She quickly catapults him into the corner!
Steve White: Van Jam almost connected with that amazing Van Jaminator move! Savannah was able to stop him though and bounce his damn head off of the damn corner! Now Van Jam looks messed up!
Chuck Thompson: If Van hit the Van Jaminator this one would have been over and we would all be going home right now but Savannah managed to dodge it with nothing more than a bees dick of space to spear between the move!!
Van Jam stumbles backwards groggily. Savannah quickly rolls him up!
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KICK OUT!
They both get up and Van Jam goes to lock up but Savannah moves behind Van and boots him in the back of the knee! Van drops to one knee and Savannah gets in front of him and starts hitting him with big kicks to the chest! She backs up and runs up with a big roundhouse to Van Jam's head! The fans cheer as Van Jam is out on the mat and Savannah rolls him over and hooks the far leg!
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ROPE BREAK!
Savannah gets up and goes to finish Van Jam but Van Jam isn’t hearing it and he boots Savannah in the gut then hoists her up on his back and goes for the Vanitude Jamustment! Savannah is able to land on her feet after the toss and she bounces off of the damn ropes then hits Van Jam with Pounce! The fans go nuts and Van Jam is out of it! Savannah covers him!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner... Savannah!
Steve White: It's over! Savannah picks up a much-needed win and now I think she’ll be back on track after tonight! Great match!
We quickly pan out to the backstage area.
The scene opens up with a clearly disgusted Hannah Walters - which after the last few weeks, it was clear as to why. Rolling her eyes at the sight of these hideous people backstage - she continues her way down the hall before coming to a sudden stop and that's when a smirk creeps along her lips. The camera follows as she makes her way up to the raven haired Diva, tapping her on the shoulder and clearing her throat.
Hannah Walters: "Excuse me, but I think you have something that belongs to me and I want it back..... Now."
Zoe stops dead in her tracks, and slowly turns around on her heels, eyes narrowing at the sight of Hannah Walters standing before her. She looks at her first, then over at the Hardcore Championship slung over her shoulder which she adjusts slightly, before returning her gaze back to her.
Zoe McDraven: "Really now. Because if memory serves me right, I'm the one who won this belt off of you Hannah. So in reality, this is my belt, and it's going to stay with me. You want it back so damn bad, then come fight me for it. You're just pissed that I kicked your ass and knocked some of the wind out of your sails...and Bloodline's. You're mad because you failed."
Zoe smirks, patting the title over her shoulder.
Zoe McDraven: "So no, you're not getting it back now. Go away and play house with Eli. Come back to me when you have a better excuse to fight me for this belt."
Hannah started to twitch a little - taking a deep breath, she remember to keep her cool.
Hannah Walters: "You did nothing but commit a crime and that was stealing the Hardcore Championship from me. It was a fluke - a robbery of a win and I will get back what is mine. Just you wait and see. I've proved it once before and it'll be just more satisfying when I do it for a second time."
She glanced the Championship for a mere second, before looking back at Zoe.
Hannah Walters: "But in the mean time.....don't you have a Main Event to lose again? I'll be seeing you then, good luck...because you're going to need it."
Zoe narrowed her eyes at Hannah, tapping her fingers on the belt.
Zoe McDraven: "Look, I did what I said I was going to do back then. I was going to come in, do what I do best, better than anyone, and walk out with the title. I did exactly what I said I was going to do. It wasn't a robbery, Hannah... it was justice. This title belongs with me, on our side, not Bloodline's. But you keep on thinking you're gonna come back and fight me for this title, maybe even take it away. It's gonna be even funnier this time around when you fail...again.
As for this match, it's gonna be a doozy. Eli's gonna have to pick up the pieces of what's left after this one. If there is anything left that is. He got lucky the first time, but lightning isn't gonna strike twice."
Zoe smirks and turns on her heel, walking away. Hannah watches on, a smirk coming across her face, as she mumbles to herself.
Hannah Walters: "We'll just see about that, won't we?"
Giggling, she turns on her heels and walks off the other way, as the camera's fade out.
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is set for one fall!
"Now or Never" hits the arena as Brad Valley hits the stage with a cocky smirk wiped on his face. In his right hand is a Yale Law Book that he proudly shows the fans as he refuses to slap their hands. Brad makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring and proceeds to the turnbuckle where he parades his law book to the booing crowd. Upon leaping backing to the mat, Brad tosses his law book out of the ring and prepares to fight.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Brad Valley!
All the lights in the arena go out as it's pitch black. Better Than You by "Metallica" hits hard over the PA system as Luciano walks out from behind the stage. He then walks down the ramp way flexing his muscles as he gets a mixed reaction from the crowd. Luciano then walks up the steps and enters inside the ring through the middle ropes. Once he is in the ring all the lights come on has he just stands in the middle of the ring awaiting his opposition.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent... Luciano Capasso!
Broken Dreams by Shaman's Harvest hits the PA and from out behind the curtains, Jason Dave slowly makes his way out onto the stage. Sporting a pair of athletic shorts and a white tang top, he makes his way down the ring slowly, making eye contact with nearly every member of the EHWF universe. He stops when he reaches ring side and takes a lap around the ring. He walks up the steel ring steps and grazes his palm across the top rope and looks out to the crowd with his signature smirk. He enters through the middle rope and then reaches the center of the ring. He smiles and chuckles softly before removing his tang top and tossing it to the side of the ring. He perches himself on one of the far corners of the ring and waits for his opponent to come out to the ring.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Jason Dave!
DING DING DING!
The bell tolls and Brad Valley and Luciano Capasso instantly lock up and start fighting each other. Jason Dave sits up on the turnbuckle and watches on as the fans boo all three men! Luciano whips Brad into the corner and hits him with a big running suplex! Luciano Capasso hoists Brad Valley up and hits him with a big scoopslam! Luciano sees Dave on the turnbuckle and gets pissed off. Dave waves at him and Luciano goes to charge but Brad grabs Luci’s leg from the mat!
Steve White: These guys are fighting it tough right now! Luciano is kicking Brad’s ass and giving him one hell of a beating but Jason Dave is just watching on looking bored!
Chuck Thompson: Maybe Jason Dave just doesn’t care! Look at this Bloodline asshole, it’s like he doesn’t even wanna be in this match right now.
Brad gets up and punches Luciano in the face! Luciano fires back with a big right hand and drops Brad! Luciano gets on top of Brad and starts pummeling him in the head with hard rights! Brad headbutts Luciano off of him! Brad gets up and locks up with Luciano once more but Luciano knees Brad in the gut then forces him in the corner and bends him over! Luciano tosses Brad shoulder first into the turnbuckle then hoists him off of his back and tosses him on the mat with a big slam! The fans cheer as Luciano stalks Brad!
Steve White: Brad is getting fucked up and Jason Dave is just watching this one unfold! He looks like he needs some popcorn!!
Chuck Thompson: These Bloodline assholes are hard to figure out Steve...
Luciano gets Brad up but Brad slides off and bounces off of the ropes then collides with Luciano hitting a big shoulder block! Luciano is scrambled but he gets up and catches a big punch from Brad then plants him down with a huge atomic drop! Brad screams in pain but Luciano runs up and punts him in the ribs as hard as he possibly can! The fans go nuts as Brad is hurt on the mat, coughing and spluttering everywhere. He tries to crawl out but Dave runs up and punts him back into the center of the ring. Dave then shakes his head at both men then slides out and leaves!
Steve White: Now J Dave is leaving! He really couldn’t be fucked tonight! What’s his deal?
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know but Brad Valley just got ass fucked from both sides and now he’s in a worse position!
The fans boo. Luciano gets down on top of Brad Valley and starts beating in his battered and bloody head with massive rights and lefts on the mat! Brad offers no resistance as Luciano hits him as hard as possible. The ref sees enough and pulls Luciano off of him then calls for the bell! The fans boo!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match via knockout! Luciano Capasso!
Luciano gets up and starts to celebrate but it’s cut short as Jason Dave runs back into the ring and hits Luciano with Reality Check! Luciano is out cold and Dave gets up with a smirk on his face to a mixed reaction. Dave brings a mic to his lips.
Jason Dave: Just incase anyone was having any thoughts of me slipping or getting weak… whether those thoughts are coming from the back, the roster, the announcers, management, hell even Bloodline… THINK AGAIN! I can do this to anyone, anywhere, anytime I want – so if anyone wants to step up, then step the fuck up so I can put you the fuck down. Anyone… ANYONE could easily end up like these two pieces of shit right here on the mat!
Dave drops the mic and flips off the fans as his music hits and we fade to a commercial.
As we come back from break, the lights go dim and we're left in silence for a few moments as the fans wonder what's going on.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, please make welcome the new interim Mayhem General Manager!!
“Back For More" by Five Finger Death Punch hits the damn PA as the fans cheer! Silver comes out on the stage to a mixed reaction, mostly positive as some fans are shocked to see him return in this position!
Steve White: What! Silver Kazama is back and he's been made the new interim GM!? But why!?
Chuck Thompson: Yeah why? Why doesn't he join his mates Elysia and Zoe if he's returning instead of stepping into the GM spot!
Silver Kazama make his way down the ramp and gets to the apron where he's handed a mic.
Patricia Downs: Silver Kazama!
Some fans cheer for Silver as he gets in the ring and brings the mic to his lips.
Silver Kazama: Well... It is good to be back... Again... Anyway, don't get me wrong, EHWF still hasn't cleared me to compete and they probably won't for some time but I thought while I'm waiting, taking up this General Manager spot might not be all that horrible...
Silver gets a pop from the crowd.
Silver Kazama: The Rissi Family said that they want a GM who can manage but also throw down when needed and I think I'm just the guy to bring order to this place and put on some great shows...
Chuck Thompson: Are the Rissi's serious about this?!
Silver looks out at the fans and leans against the ropes.
Silver Kazama: I may not be able to compete in the ring but I can damn sure make the playing field a lot more damn even...
Silver drops the mic and rolls out with a determined look on his face. Silver marches off as the fans cheer and we cut back to the outside announce area.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this main event contest is a mixed tag team match set for one fall!
Zoe McDraven and Elysia Gallows come out to the top of the stage to cheers. They make their way down the ramp, looking determined and interacting with fans before they make their way into the ring to wait for their opponents!
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Hardcore Champion Zoe McDraven and Elysia Gallows!
Eli and Hannah emerge as their music starts. They come out to dreadful boos and make their way down the ramp smirking arrogantly and ignoring the fans. They get into the ring and eye off their opponents before the bell sounds!
Patricia Downs: And next their opponents… The EHWF Champion… Eli Sykes and Hannah Walters!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and Zoe instantly charges Hannah and takes her down to the mat! They two roll on the ring for a while before Hannah gets on top and starts to beat the crap out of Zoe! Zoe grabs Hannah’s hair and pulls her into a massive headbutt! The fans are going nuts as Eli and Elysia watch on! Zoe grabs Hannah from behind and tosses her into the corner then runs up and hits her with a running corner knee before pulling her into a bulldog! The fans cheer as Zoe gets up and stalks Hannah from behind!
Steve White: Hannah and Zoe had some problems backstage earlier on and on top of their already existing beef it’s no surprise they’re trying to kill each other!
Chuck Thompson: Catfight!! I love it Steve! I could watch these two go at it all night!
Zoe runs up on Hannah but Hannah hoists Zoe up and drops her right on the top rope! Zoe stumbles around as Hannah does some sick flips across the ring and nails Zoe right in the chest with her boots! The fans go nuts at the action as Hannah gest up and pulls Zoe in for Hannah’s Lullaby! Zoe elbows the crap out of Hannah’s midsection and sends Hannah into the corner! Hannah bounces off of the corner, holding her back as Zoe jumps up and strikes her with Shockwave! Hannah falls right into her corner and Eli tags his ass into the match! The fans are going wild! Zoe and Eli lock up and Eli is pissed! He hits Zoe with hard shots to her back and big elbows and forearms until she’s down! Eli picks Zoe up and Zoe swats Eli in the head with a quick kick! Zoe drops Eli and falls to her corner, tagging in Elysia! Elysia jumps over the ropes and lands right on Eli as the two fight on the mat!
Steve White: Elysia comes into this one and now he’s scrapping with Eli! The action is intense!
Chuck Thompson: There are some hard hits and big moves in this one Steve! This is a main event and a half!
Elysia picks up Eli and starts hitting him with a sick combo! Eli knees Elysia in the gut then the two wrestle against the ropes! Eli is able to knee Elysia in the nuts and send him to his knees! Eli starts to kick Elysia across the chest over and over! Eli bounces off the ropes and shoots a dropkick but Elysia grabs his legs and Eli is in trouble! Elysia gets Eli in a damn Boston crab and Eli yells in pain! Elysia has it locked in tight and he’s not letting go! Eli has no way out as Elysia moves them to the center of the ring!
Steve White: Eli in trouble! Eli in trouble it’s over!
Chuck Thompson: He’s gonna tap! Do something Hannah, your man is gonna get broken in half!
Hannah tries to make an attempt at getting in the ring but Zoe runs in and spears Hannah through the second rope, taking both of them down to the outside! The fans go NUTS for Zoe as the two divas are out of it! Eli yells in pain but is able to roll over and kick Elysia off of him! Eli gets up but he’s pretty hurt! Elysia runs up and boots Eli in his already hurt back, sending him to the canvas!
Steve White: Elysia showing no mercy on a man who wants to end his existence!
Chuck Thompson: Is the tide turning! What a night! What a match and what a rivalry!!
Elysia quickly slides out of the ring to check on Zoe. He starts to help her up but Eli Sykes dives out of the ring with a suicide dive! The fans go nuts as Eli lands on Elysia and the others at high impact from outside the ring! The ref counts! 1… 2… Eli gets up and fights Elysia! Elysia fights back and they wrestle against the barricade! 3… 4… Hannah gets on them and fights Elysia but Zoe grabs Hannah and tosses her off! Hannah gets up and tackles Zoe into the barricade, taking it off it’s hinges! The fans are going nuts! 5… 6… 7… Elysia gets on top of Eli Sykes and bashes him with four big rights to the damn head! Eli is down and Elysia hears the ref! 8… Elysia bolts back to the ring but Hannah jumps on him! Elysia swats Hannah away! 9… Elysia gets his knee up on the apron but Eli grabs his leg from the outside and pulls him back down! 10!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, due to a double countout, this match has been declared a no contest!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Can you believe that!?
Chuck Thompson: No I can’t dammit!!
Eli runs Elysia face first into the ring post and tosses him in the ring! He gets in with Hannah and they start stomping him out! Zoe runs back in and locks up with Hannah! Zoe knocks Hannah down only to get a sidekick to the head from Sykes! Sykes rages in the ring!
Eli Sykes: This match is over! Get the fuck out here right now! Fuck Last Rites, lets get rid of these fucks for good right here tonight! Forget the deal!
The fans boo as Calvin Harris and Jason Dave rush down to the ring! Dave has a crowbar in his hands as the four members of Bloodline regroup in the ring over Elysia and Zoe. Elysia slowly gets up but quickly elbows Hannah in the midsection then pushes Eli away! Elysia makes a break for it but Dave smacks him in the gut with the crowbar! Eli orders his boiz to grab Zoe and Elysia! Hannah picks Zoe up as Harris stomps her! Harris then picks Elysia up and holds him as Sykes instructs Jason Dave!
Silver Kazama: Don’t do it! Do NOT do it!
Eli Sykes: Fuck off Silver this ain’t yo fight! You already got your ass fucked by us, don’t make me finish the job! GM or no GM I will take your fucking head!
Silver Kazama: I’m warning you! Don’t do it! They don’t deserve it!
Eli Sykes: You’re the fucking GM, not Michael Rissi! What the fuck are you gonna do… Except watch! Dave, do them a favor!
Dave pulls back and runs forward to swing the crowbar at Elysia’s head! The lights suddenly go out and it’s pitch black!
Silver Kazama: NO!!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! The lights!? They went out! I can’t see anything!
The lights flicker back on and Dave didn’t take Elysia’s head. Bloodline all look around confused until Dave spots Blaise behind them all! The fans go BERSERK! Steve and Chuck try to call the action but the fans drown them out as Blaise stands behind them! Eli turns around and looks like he’s seen a ghost!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! IT’S BLAISE! She’s back! She’s back dammit!
Calvin Harris bolts at her with one of his titles but she knees him in the gut and pushes him against the ropes! Dave follows with his crowbar but she tilts her head and Dave accidentally hits Calvin in the arm! Calvin yells in pain and rages at Dave! They start to argue but Blaise runs up and clotheslines both of them over the top rope! The fans go WILD!
Steve White: She’s back! She’s making the save! WATCH OUT!
Hannah gets the jump on Blaise from behind and grabs her, pulling her in for a Lullaby but Zoe grabs onto Hannah’s leg from the mat and stops the motion! Blaise bursts out of Hannah’s grip and hits her with Trail-Blaiser! The fans are on their feet! Eli steps forward but his train of thought is broken as in front of him is Blaise and behind him he hears a steel chair crash the canvas! Elysia stands behind Eli! Zoe gets up and grabs Dave’s crowbar and they surround Eli. Eli quickly makes a break for it as they chase him! Eli gets out of the ring and runs off as Elysia tosses the steel chair at him, barely missing him up the ramp!
Steve White: Bah Gawd, Bloodline don’t get their way for once!
Eli stops at the top of the ramp and flips off a smirking Silver who leaves. Hannah follows and delivers Eli’s title back to him. Eli then shakes his head at Calvin and Dave who were regrouping at the bottom of the ramp. Blaise steps forward.
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Blaise: It looks like the deal is still on Eli and it looks like these two did find a partner for Last Rites… Looks like we’ll be seeing each other at the PPV anyway… Bitch!
The fans go wild as Elysia, Blaise and Zoe celebrate in the ring. Eli rages as Hannah tries to calm him down.
Steve White: Bah Gawd It’s been one amazing night! That was for sure one of the most exciting Mayhem’s I’ve ever seen! Blaise is back. Bloodline is pissed. What will happen next week!? IT’s been an a amazing night ladies and gents we’ll see you next week, be safe and good night!
We fade out to the EHWF logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole picturesque beach, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit at the table on the sand.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Mayhem! Last week we saw some incredible action go down and an incredible main event was made for tonight! Elysia Gallows and Zoe McDraven will take on Eli Sykes and Hannah Walters in a mixed tag team match where one of the final lines of defence against Bloodline will try and get some leverage on the horrible group.
Chuck Thompson: That’s right and Elysia and Zoe better not mess this one up especially after getting a second chance like they did last week! Eli was going to have Bloodline bash their heads in but instead they’ll get a chance to avenge their fallen partners in Silver and Maddie and also slow Bloodline’s unstoppable influence. The real question is can they do it or not?
Steve White: And we get a nice change of pace where we’ll see Jason Dave, Brad Valley and Luciano Capasso all go at it in a free for all showcase in the co main event. No doubt that all three men will be trying to impress after some hard times. Personally my money is on the Bloodline commander and tag team champion Jason Dave. I think he’s going to ride that Bloodline momentum tonight!
Chuck Thompson: He may do just that but don’t forget Savannah will get a chance to redeem herself after a couple of hard months when she takes on her old rival Van Jam in a one on one contest and I can’t wait to see just WHO the new Mayhem General Manager is! I can’t even guess Steve!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what is going to develop before the next PPV! Lets start the show and see if we can get anywhere with Bloodline or if tonight they step one step close to complete control!
Suddenly the lights go out and Bloodline’s damn theme hits! The fans wildly boo as Eli Sykes and Hannah Walters make their way down the ramp and get into the ring. Hannah goes and gets a mic for Eli as he readies his throat and waits for the booing fans to stop.
Steve White: What’s this asshole out here for already? We just started this damn show!
The fans quiet down as Eli smirks on and clutches his title belt close to his shoulder.
Eli Sykes: Well… What a night last week was huh? I mean did you see that one? Eli Sykes; the man, the myth, the legend, your god, THE CHAMPION did EXACTLY what he said he would and kicked Zoe McDraven’s ass!
The fans boo as Hannah claps for Eli
Eli Sykes: Then… Right when I was about to do all of you ungrateful scum a favor and rid the world of Zoe and Elysia for good… That piece of trash Michael Rissi saves them at the same time he sentences them to death! See… Michael Rissi only delayed Zoe and Elysia’s demise to this week in front of a bigger crowd… Still, I don’t like motherfuckers interfering in my business, no matter who they are…
Eli looks dead down the barrel of the camera before he brings the mic back to his lips.
Eli Sykes: In fa…
Eli is cut the fuck off by Elysia Gallows theme! The fans go nuts as Elysia Gallows and Zoe McDraven appear at the top of the stage and Eli and Hannah look out at them in disgust.
Chuck Thompson: They’re here Steve!
Elysia Gallows: Eli… As much as I’d love to watch you run your dirty mouth – I’m afraid I just can’t stomach it this early in the night. See, Michael Rissi didn’t delay anything and he certainly didn’t delay our demise.
Zoe McDraven: That’s right. You can beat me Eli but it doesn’t undo the fact that I took this title back from your little bimbo there and embarrassed her in front of millions. You can ambush us week after week with your goons but it still doesn’t change the fact that you’re not even half the champion Blaise was. NOTHING will change the fact that you’re just a delusional little man with a bunch of brainwashed goons behind you.
Eli Sykes: Nothing will change the fact that just like last week; tonight you’re going to get beaten once again but unlike last week, there will be no one to save you from Bloodline ending your pathetic careers!
Elysia Gallows rudely interrupts.
Elysia Gallows: SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH LITTLE MAN! See I’m looking forward to tonight Eli because I guarantee I’m gonna put you down BUT I have a proposition for you and I’d rather ask it now then leave it to later when their carting your ass away on a stretcher!
Hannah Walters: A proposition… for us? You must have really lost your minds! You guys really are dumber than you look.
Elysia Gallows: Regardless of what you think, Zoe and I are making a challenge to you and Bloodline right now no matter the result of our match tonight!
Hannah Walters: A challenge? What challenge?
The fans listen as Elysia smirks.
Elysia Gallows: Regardless of what happens tonight… We challenge Bloodline to a 6-man tag team elimination rules match in the main event of Last Rites! You may ask… what’s on the line? Nothing… nothing at all except bragging rights. I want to be able to say I beat Eli Sykes and Bloodline in the main event of a PPV and I want to burn your ego to the ground little man. I promise you will NEVER back me or anyone of my friends in a corner and try to destroy them again!
Eli Sykes gestures, sarcastically counting the members of Elysia’s crew.
Eli Sykes: I count 2! And that’s probably because I took out Madison Murdock and Silver Kazama already which means if you want to have a 6 man tag team match, you’re gonna have to get one of them to fight on crutches or I don’t know… recruit your imaginary friend there or maybe you got a pet rock or some shit… SERIOUSLY… Get the fuck out of here with this shit.
Elysia Gallows: How about… I try and find a third member. I’m not sure how Madison or Silver are doing or if they’ll be able to come back by then but if they’re not and if I can’t find anyone them Zoe and I will take you on in a 2 on 3 handicap match!
The fans go nuts as Eli Sykes laughs with Hannah back in the ring.
Eli Sykes: You have no friends left! I’d be an idiot not to accept this shit because I know you won’t be able to find anyone tonight and I know I fucked up both Madison and Silver enough that they won’t be back for a looong time so YES I accept and once again, you delay your demise. The only saving grace is that Bloodline is going to rip you apart in the main event of a PPV! You career ends at Last Rites BUT tonight I’m just going to embarrass you!
Zoe McDraven: You’re on!
Elysia Gallows theme hits again and they leave as Eli Sykes and Hannah Walters talk it over while the get out of the ring.
Steve White: And just like that it seems a main event is made for Last Rites!
We pan to the outside Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the opening match.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is for the Showtime Championship and it’s set for one fall!
The Greatest thing is wrestling today is back..Get on your feet for something awesome, something amazing, SOMETHING EPIC!!!!! A voice from backstage can be heard as Ben Stiller from Dodgeball says "We're better than you and we know it." then Bad Horsie hits...
Mark and Chris Frenzy walk out with their hands raised. They come out dressed in matching blue and gold wrestling attire. They have on black t-shirts with no sleeves and the team epic logo on the front of it. Mark stands with arms folded as Chris spins slowly around. They stop and say Epic Baby!! at the top of their lungs as they then look out to the crowd and smirk. "YOU HAVE COME HERE TO SEE US!" the fans boo louder as the fans begin to chant "You're Not Epic!" Mark and Chris smile big as they take in all the boos. They go down the ramp and tear up fan signs and then continue. They stop at the bottom of the ramp and look around then they walk up the ring step one after the other. Mark and Chris pose against the ropes and then climb through the ropes. Mark and Chris pose in center ring with Chris kneeling down the flexing while Mark holds his fist high in the air. Team Epic then looks to the entryway and awaits their opponents to come out from the back.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Being accompanied by Chris Frenzy… The Challenger… Mark Frenzy!
Inside the arena the fans were sitting on the edge of their seats waiting in anticipation for the next bit of action to take place. With that being said Bullet For My Valentine's "Your Betrayal" began to hit the arena's speakers. The guitar riff kicking it all off and it was something the thousands in attendance were able to recognize from the start. Didn't take long at all for those fans to begin to change their tune. They went from being excited for action to completely and utterly loathing the show. All because of who was about to make their to the ring.
Only a few seconds had passed since the song began to play. That's when the curtain could be seen being slowly pulled back. Stepping out a moment later happened to be none other than the man known as the Martyr of Pro Wrestling himself, Calvin Harris. Seeing the man caused the crowd to uproar again, but this time with louder boos and jeers. All of them hoping that this was going to be enough to get him to go away. However they should of known better than that. Standing center of the stage, Calvin looked around the ring with this smug smirk on his lips. The type of smug smirk that would make people want to knock it right off his expression.
That being said Calvin found himself stretching his arms out to either side of him. Almost like he was encouraging the crowd to give him more hate. For this was something that actually motivated him and something that actually drove him. Like puppets the fans gave in booing even louder and vocally expressing their hatred for him anyway that they could. After a few moments he lowered his arms back down at his side and began to slowly make his way down the ramp.
It was like they were hearing nails running down a chalkboard. Not a pleasant situation at all. Again they were vocal getting louder with their boos. At this point they were so loud it was hard for people to even hear themselves think. Let alone begin to form an actual thought that made any sense. By this time that he had been introduced to the crowd. Calvin was half way down the ramp, seemingly taking his time. That smirk of his remained on his expression as he let out a couple of chuckles at those fans he deemed pathetic. Though, he had finally made it to the end of the ramp.
Calvin took a couple of steps towards the ring and reached up with his right hand grabbing the middle rope. He proceeded to pull himself up onto the apron and onto his knees. He pushed himself right up to his feet and in a pretty swift motion. He lifted one leg over the middle rope, ducked down under the top, and found himself right in the ring. That's when Calvin took it upon himself to take the nearest turnbuckle. He climbed it right up to the second rung and looked out at the booing crowd. Not a single one of them were backing down from how they felt about him. Something that was just making him happier and happier with each boo he heard.
All of the sudden he brought his hands up and out to each side of him while tilting his head back a bit. It was almost like he was in a position where he was forcing the crowd to "bask" in all his glory or as if he was wanting them to "praise" him. Something that wasn't going to happen. Not even on his best day. That taunt remained for only a couple of seconds. At least until the theme song found itself fading out. At that point Calvin turned himself around leaping down from the turnbuckle and found himself bouncing around on his two feet waiting for the next bit of action to take place.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Being accompanied by Jason Dave… The Showtime Champion… Calvin Harris!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Calvin Harris (c) vs. Mark Frenzy
Inside the ring the referee had just handed off the Showtime Championship to the time keeper. He turned himself around. Calvin found himself dropping down and rolling right out of the ring. There was confusion on the faces of the referee and Mark Frenzy. The fans booed him heavily for his actions. For to them it appeared that he was backing out of the match. Something that they wouldn’t put past the man.
Calvin seemed to ignore them as he found himself walking over towards the ring announcer. In a rather rude fashion Calvin yanked the microphone right on out of her hand. Smacking the top of the microphone to make sure the thing was on. The Martyr turned himself right back around and faced the ring where Mark was standing. He was yelling at Calvin to get in the ring. Of course he ignored it while raising the microphone to his lips.
Calvin Harris: The wait is finally over!
A small pause came after Calvin’s first four words. The confusion was still very much there, but being the loud mouth that he was. He wasn’t going to waste too much time before filling everyone in. His eyes remained narrowed on Mark.
Calvin Harris: All week long Mark. You’ve been hyping up tonight’s encounter. You’ve been hyping up our match. You’ve been waiting for this chance to face me. Waiting for the opportunity for a shot at MY Showtime Championship. Any person that would listen to you. You’d tell them about the match. Hell, you’d even tell people that didn’t want to listen or didn’t care to hear anything you had to say. You’ve been a one man hype man. And of course, you wouldn’t let me forget about it. You’ve been stalking my twitter account for the last seven days. It’s been tweet after tweet after tweet in my notifications from you. Granted, I didn’t understand most of them but I could only assume it was going off about this match.
Calvin could be seen shrugging his shoulders a little bit. Obviously getting that cheap dig in there which caused the crowd to boo him rather loudly. Mark stood in the ring just rolling his eyes at the remarks. Seemingly not thrilled or bothered by them.
Calvin Harris: Well, finally the night has arrived. What you are calling your night and what you are claiming is going to be the night that you hand me not only my first loss in this company, but also take my championship right off my hands... That’s some big words, but of course the way you tell it. You’re the best thing that’s ever existed in this company. Therefore Mark, I truly hope that every single member of your redneck backward sisterfucking family is in attendance tonight. That even includes your first cousin slash girlfriend. I want them all here. I want them all in the front wall. I want them on cheering them on and I want them all paying attention to every last detail inside this ring. After all it’s your big night. Why wouldn’t they?!
That trademark smirk of his was starting to form over the corners of his lips.
Calvin Harris: But I feel the need to let you know this. At least warn you one last time. Not that I haven’t been warning you enough as it is, but hey I’m feeling generous for a change. This is going to be your final warning. The bullshit that you’ve been letting spew from your mouth. That’s all it is. Straight up bullshit. The stuff you’ve been telling these people is a lie. The stuff you’ve been telling your family is a lie. The stuff you’ve been telling yourself is a lie. You aren’t in my league. You aren’t good enough to face me. You aren’t good enough to compete against me. And you damn sure aren’t going to come anywhere close to handing me my first loss or taking my goddamn championship!
Not a single fan seemed to be happy with Calvin’s remarks at that moment. In fact the boos were as loud as they had been to start the night off. Mark could be seen mouthing something off in the ring, but it was at that moment. Calvin raised the microphone back up to his lips to speak.
Calvin Harris: Instead the only thing that’s going to happen is your bitch ass leaving in a body bag, tonight!
Flipping the microphone up into the air and letting it hit the ground before him with a loud thud. Calvin wasted no time sliding himself into the ring as the referee forced Mark to back up in his corner. The Martyr continued to smirk motioning with his hands for Mark to bring it. At that moment is when the referee called for action!
The bell tolls and the two instantly lock up in the center! Mark Frenzy knees Harris in the gut! Frenzy gets Harris in a headlock but Harris pushes Frenzy against the ropes then whips him across the ring! When Frenzy comes back Harris takes him down with a hard clothesline! Frenzy is down and Harris follows up, bouncing off of the ropes and hitting Frenzy with a legdrop! They both get up to their feet. Frenzy is groggy and Harris hoists him up on his back! Harris goes to dump him on his head but Frenzy lands on his feet instead and grabs hold of the ropes then his Harris with a surprise roundhouse! The fans go nuts as Harris goes down and quickly rolls out of the ring!
Steve White: Bah Gawd that was one big kick and it looks like it did some damage on Calvin Harris! Maybe Mark Frenzy CAN take out Harris tonight!
Chuck Thompson: The Frenzy’s and Harris have been vocal with each other on Twitter but this isn’t Twitter, this isn’t Calvin Harris’ domain anymore this is the ring and it’s equal footing now! Harris has everything to lose!
Harris scrambles on the outside, holding his face as he tries to recover. Mark slides out of the ring and makes his way around to find Harris. Harris reaches the announce area and pulls Patricia up from her chair and pushes her aside. He grabs the steel chair and folds it up. He turns back to see Mark and raises it but Mark grabs the chair and the two men start wrestling for control of it. Mark boots Harris in the gut and they both drop the chair. Harris fires back with big right hands then grabs Mark around the waist and rams him into the outside of the apron! Mark drops to the outside in pain and Harris takes the time to recover. Harris walks up to Mark and picks him up then tosses him into the barricade! The ref calls for the fight to come back in the ring. Mark gets up and runs into Harris as they collide with the apron again! Harris argues with the ref and Jason Dave runs up from behind while the ref is distracted and clocks Mark over the head with the tag title belt!
Steve White: Oh shit! Mark just copped a title belt to the back of the head while Harris distracted the ref and now Mark is down! Damn Bloodline and damn Jason Dave! This is bullshit.
Chuck Thompson: Bloodline will stop at NOTHING to win or retain and they show that every night! Chris Frenzy is helping Mark up and arguing with the ref but the ref didn’t see anything!!
Harris tosses Chris aside and grabs Mark by the hair. He yells at Mark before walking him over to the ringpost but Mark's leg gives out and he drops before Harris can bounce his head off of it! Harris goes back and this time hoists Mark up on his shoulder. He walks back over to the ringpost but Mark starts wildly elbowing Harris in the face! Mark slides off of Calvin's back and turns him around then drops Calvin with a big right hand! The fans cheer but Mark also drops, nursing his head! 1… 2… 3… 4…
Steve White: Mark is doing anything it takes to try and stay alive in this contest! Chris Frenzy tried to get into this one but Harris and Dave are showing the thuggery of Bloodline here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: I'll admit that Mark is putting on a very gallant effort right now but he just can't win this match. There is too much against him in this one. The Frenzy’s can’t do it tonight.
Mark can't stand up but Harris can. Harris laughs at Mark as he comes over and picks him up then bounces his head off of the apron and rolls him back into the ring! Harris slides in and runs up, punting Mark in the ribs! Mark screams out in pain but Harris instead runs up, bounces off of the ropes and drops a leg on the back of Mark’s head! The fans love the action but boo Bloodline and cheer for Mark to get up as Chris cheers him on from the outside!
Steve White: Harris is in firm control of this one now and it looks like this ruthless offence combined with Dave’s assault from behind has taken its toll on poor Mark!
Chuck Thompson: Come on kid ya gotta get up if you want this one! Beat these bitches!
Mark tries to get away but it's no good. Harris starts to stomp Mark out! Harris picks Mark up but Mark hits Harris with a surprise jawbreaker! Harris is stunned and Mark forces himself up, diving across and taking Harris down with a lariat! Both men jump up and Mark knees Harris in the gut then hits him with a big European uppercut! The fans go wild and Harris is scrambled! Mark hits Harris with a spinning kick to the gut then bounces off the ropes to finish him but Dave grabs Mark’s leg from the outside and trips him up! Mark gets up and turns around away from Dave but it gives Harris enough time to hit Mark with an Enziguri!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Mark was coming back and again Dave helped Harris get back in this one! Harris with that massive Enziguri looks like he might have possibly injured Mark there but it’s too early to tell maybe he’s just out of it!
Chuck Thompson: Mark needs to throw in the towel right now and save his brother! Mark can’t do it and Bloodline are smelling blood in the water! They want to pick the Frenzy’s off and they’re thinking that tonight may be the night to do it!
Harris gets in and waits for Mark Frenzy to stir. Harris leans down to pick Mark up but Mark swats Harris in the head with a quick kick out of nowhere! The fans all pick back up as Mark quickly rolls to the corner of the ring. Harris shakes off the kick and angrily approaches a bent down Mark in the corner! Harris grabs Frenzy but Frenzy headbutts Harris off of him! Harris stumbles back and quickly scrambles away from Frenzy, checking if he's bleeding. Mark tries everything he can to stay alive! He was on the defensive but goes offensive as he gets to one leg and hops to Harris, hitting a big forearm over the champion's back! The fans go wild and Harris and Mark both hit the mat! The ref slides over, ready for a count but they roll off of each other in the scuffle.
Steve White: Mark barely staying alive in this match up! He can't walk, he can barely stand and he's been beaten up but he's still trying everything not to let this huge opportunity pass him by!
Chuck Thompson: Harris isn't going to let that go though. He might have taken some big shots from Mark just then but he’s looking to punish him for it the second he gets up!
Mark stands up using the ropes and the corner. Harris doesn't let him get any time though, knowing he has to finish this. Harris runs up and hits Mark with a corner clothesline! Mark drops to his knees and Harris shuffles over to the side of the ring! Harris runs up for a corner spear but Mark is pulled out of the way by Chris! Harris runs into the corner shoulder first and falls on the mat! The fans go completely nuts as Harris is down! Dave is in shock and screams for Harris to get up but he can’t! Mark climbs the top rope and the fans go wild! He leaps off but Harris turns around as he gets up and boots Mark in the gut as he flies down then hits him with Art of Betrayal! The fans cheers all turn to boos as Harris arrogantly covers Mark!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… And STILL the EHWF Champion… Calvin Harris!
The fans boo wildly as Chris slides in and checks on Mark. Dave gives no fucks about if he’s alright or not and runs in, booting Chris right in the face then getting on him on the mat and beating him with hard rights and lefts!
Steve White: This one is over but Bloodline are now attacking the Frenzy’s! What the heck, do they want to just attack everyone all the time now?!
Mark Frenzy and Calvin Harris get into the fray and a brawl breaks out with refs and some security storming the ring and breaking it up! The Frenzy’s are dragged away out of the ring as Harris and Dave hold their titles up to the booing fans. Mark and Chris back up the ramp looking enraged as we fade out.
We fade in backstage where Lisa Caliber is waiting with a mic.
Lisa Caliber: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time… Former Emissary to the Board…. Brandon Bash.
An arrogant Brandon Bash appears in the frame as all of the fans watching back in the arena on the tron boo him. Bash takes off his sunglasses and looks down at Lisa.
Lisa Caliber: Mr. Bash, last week you made a return after months of absence from the Cuban fiasco. You revealed that as apart of your agreement you now have a normal wrestlers contract and could not be fired right after your position on the board was usurped… usurped by your own daughter I might add. Why did you choose to return last week and why attack Wilmer Patacky?
Brandon Bash: If my actions last week didn’t tell you anything then I don’t know what will. I lost everything when my own daughter betrayed me. Not only did she have me fooled but also she had the rest of the world fooled right up until the last moment. What happened in Cuba is something I can’t forget but what kills me more is the fact that Alexandria is in control of all of my assets and MY position in EHWF. She along with her little mutt Wilmer must have thought they were pretty amazing getting one over me.
Lisa Caliber: So revenge is in your sights?
Brandon Bash shakes his head and smirks as he pulls the mic towards him and makes Lisa nervous.
Brandon Bash: Of course it is but it only starts with Alexandria and Wilmer. I have a list as long as my arm of people to take out for what was done to me. Wilmer and Alexandria will get theirs first. I won’t be able to survive on a normal wrestlers contract AND get revenge on everyone… No, I need my assets and status back from my daughter first and if I have to break her man to get her out here so I can swat her like the fly she is then so be it.
Lisa Caliber: And how do you plan on addressing Wilmer and Alexandria tonight when you get the oppo…
Brandon Bash: Ha! Everyone is expecting Wilmer, Alex and I to come face to face tonight but it’s not going to happen. See, I’m going to go home and make Wilmer and Alexandria sweat a little longer like they have been all week. There’s no reason for me to see them, especially since I’ll be seeing one of them in the ring come Last Rites, but I think you’ll have to wait until next week to find out what I mean by that one...
Lisa wants to ask a follow up question as the fans are confused but Brandon storms off and leaves Lisa alone with the tron booming off.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is set for one fall!
"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails would blare over the P.A System, as Van Jameson would step out from behind the curtain with a smirk across his face. His attention focused on the ring as he marched down the ramp with a blank stare, ignoring the crowd around him. He would walk up the steps and step inside the ring, immediately motioning for a microphone.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Van Jameson!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent... 'The Wild Cat' Savannah!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Savannah vs. Van Jameson
The match starts out with Van Jam and Savannah locking up in the center of the ring and Savannah quickly responding with a few big knees to the midsection! Savannah pulls Van Jam back and tosses him into the corner then follows up with a big corner splash! Van Jam stumbles around until Savannah dropkicks him in the back and sends him to the mat! Savannah quickly slides down to the mat and gets on Van Jam's back, locking him in
A front face lock! Van Jam yells out in pain as Savannah wrenches back as hard as she can!
Steve White: Savannah has Van Jam locked up tight right now! These two fought like cat and dog back last year and it looks like they’re getting a chance to revisit their rivalry!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah wants some momentum after a couple of bad months and I think she’s going to get it here tonight with a win of the Van Jaminator himself. Van Jam is not to be taken lightly though as the Van Jaminator may be the most devastating move I’ve ever seen in the EHWF!
Van Jam is able to elbow the crap out of Savannah's face and get up. He grabs a hurt Savannah and tosses her right into the corner! Savannah bounces off of the turnbuckle hard and walks right into a big boot from Van Jam! Van backs off to the corner and stalks Savannah. She slowly gets up and he goes to hit her with a leg sweep but she avoids it! They lock up once more and trade left and right hands! Van Jam wins out and forces Savannah to the corner where he starts hitting her with corner thrusts!
Steve White: Van Jam is fighting back right now! These two have had problems in the past and it looks like they’re picking up right where they left off. Who ever wins this one will walk away with some bragging rights though!
Chuck Thompson: It's no doubt these two want to kill each other Steve but that just makes for a better match!
Van backs off and bolts at Savannah but she trips him with a drop toe hold and Van's head slams into the turnbuckle! Savannah rolls on a downed Van Jam and gets him in an STF but Van Jam reaches over and grabs the bottom rope!
ROPE BREAK!
Savannah let's go of the hold and both of them get up. Van Jam pretends he's hurt and comes back with a Van Jaminator! Savannah is able to dodge it and grabs Van's legs! She quickly catapults him into the corner!
Steve White: Van Jam almost connected with that amazing Van Jaminator move! Savannah was able to stop him though and bounce his damn head off of the damn corner! Now Van Jam looks messed up!
Chuck Thompson: If Van hit the Van Jaminator this one would have been over and we would all be going home right now but Savannah managed to dodge it with nothing more than a bees dick of space to spear between the move!!
Van Jam stumbles backwards groggily. Savannah quickly rolls him up!
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KICK OUT!
They both get up and Van Jam goes to lock up but Savannah moves behind Van and boots him in the back of the knee! Van drops to one knee and Savannah gets in front of him and starts hitting him with big kicks to the chest! She backs up and runs up with a big roundhouse to Van Jam's head! The fans cheer as Van Jam is out on the mat and Savannah rolls him over and hooks the far leg!
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ROPE BREAK!
Savannah gets up and goes to finish Van Jam but Van Jam isn’t hearing it and he boots Savannah in the gut then hoists her up on his back and goes for the Vanitude Jamustment! Savannah is able to land on her feet after the toss and she bounces off of the damn ropes then hits Van Jam with Pounce! The fans go nuts and Van Jam is out of it! Savannah covers him!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner... Savannah!
Steve White: It's over! Savannah picks up a much-needed win and now I think she’ll be back on track after tonight! Great match!
We quickly pan out to the backstage area.
The scene opens up with a clearly disgusted Hannah Walters - which after the last few weeks, it was clear as to why. Rolling her eyes at the sight of these hideous people backstage - she continues her way down the hall before coming to a sudden stop and that's when a smirk creeps along her lips. The camera follows as she makes her way up to the raven haired Diva, tapping her on the shoulder and clearing her throat.
Hannah Walters: "Excuse me, but I think you have something that belongs to me and I want it back..... Now."
Zoe stops dead in her tracks, and slowly turns around on her heels, eyes narrowing at the sight of Hannah Walters standing before her. She looks at her first, then over at the Hardcore Championship slung over her shoulder which she adjusts slightly, before returning her gaze back to her.
Zoe McDraven: "Really now. Because if memory serves me right, I'm the one who won this belt off of you Hannah. So in reality, this is my belt, and it's going to stay with me. You want it back so damn bad, then come fight me for it. You're just pissed that I kicked your ass and knocked some of the wind out of your sails...and Bloodline's. You're mad because you failed."
Zoe smirks, patting the title over her shoulder.
Zoe McDraven: "So no, you're not getting it back now. Go away and play house with Eli. Come back to me when you have a better excuse to fight me for this belt."
Hannah started to twitch a little - taking a deep breath, she remember to keep her cool.
Hannah Walters: "You did nothing but commit a crime and that was stealing the Hardcore Championship from me. It was a fluke - a robbery of a win and I will get back what is mine. Just you wait and see. I've proved it once before and it'll be just more satisfying when I do it for a second time."
She glanced the Championship for a mere second, before looking back at Zoe.
Hannah Walters: "But in the mean time.....don't you have a Main Event to lose again? I'll be seeing you then, good luck...because you're going to need it."
Zoe narrowed her eyes at Hannah, tapping her fingers on the belt.
Zoe McDraven: "Look, I did what I said I was going to do back then. I was going to come in, do what I do best, better than anyone, and walk out with the title. I did exactly what I said I was going to do. It wasn't a robbery, Hannah... it was justice. This title belongs with me, on our side, not Bloodline's. But you keep on thinking you're gonna come back and fight me for this title, maybe even take it away. It's gonna be even funnier this time around when you fail...again.
As for this match, it's gonna be a doozy. Eli's gonna have to pick up the pieces of what's left after this one. If there is anything left that is. He got lucky the first time, but lightning isn't gonna strike twice."
Zoe smirks and turns on her heel, walking away. Hannah watches on, a smirk coming across her face, as she mumbles to herself.
Hannah Walters: "We'll just see about that, won't we?"
Giggling, she turns on her heels and walks off the other way, as the camera's fade out.
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is set for one fall!
"Now or Never" hits the arena as Brad Valley hits the stage with a cocky smirk wiped on his face. In his right hand is a Yale Law Book that he proudly shows the fans as he refuses to slap their hands. Brad makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring and proceeds to the turnbuckle where he parades his law book to the booing crowd. Upon leaping backing to the mat, Brad tosses his law book out of the ring and prepares to fight.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Brad Valley!
All the lights in the arena go out as it's pitch black. Better Than You by "Metallica" hits hard over the PA system as Luciano walks out from behind the stage. He then walks down the ramp way flexing his muscles as he gets a mixed reaction from the crowd. Luciano then walks up the steps and enters inside the ring through the middle ropes. Once he is in the ring all the lights come on has he just stands in the middle of the ring awaiting his opposition.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent... Luciano Capasso!
Broken Dreams by Shaman's Harvest hits the PA and from out behind the curtains, Jason Dave slowly makes his way out onto the stage. Sporting a pair of athletic shorts and a white tang top, he makes his way down the ring slowly, making eye contact with nearly every member of the EHWF universe. He stops when he reaches ring side and takes a lap around the ring. He walks up the steel ring steps and grazes his palm across the top rope and looks out to the crowd with his signature smirk. He enters through the middle rope and then reaches the center of the ring. He smiles and chuckles softly before removing his tang top and tossing it to the side of the ring. He perches himself on one of the far corners of the ring and waits for his opponent to come out to the ring.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Jason Dave!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Jason Dave vs. Luciano Capasso vs. Brad Valley
The bell tolls and Brad Valley and Luciano Capasso instantly lock up and start fighting each other. Jason Dave sits up on the turnbuckle and watches on as the fans boo all three men! Luciano whips Brad into the corner and hits him with a big running suplex! Luciano Capasso hoists Brad Valley up and hits him with a big scoopslam! Luciano sees Dave on the turnbuckle and gets pissed off. Dave waves at him and Luciano goes to charge but Brad grabs Luci’s leg from the mat!
Steve White: These guys are fighting it tough right now! Luciano is kicking Brad’s ass and giving him one hell of a beating but Jason Dave is just watching on looking bored!
Chuck Thompson: Maybe Jason Dave just doesn’t care! Look at this Bloodline asshole, it’s like he doesn’t even wanna be in this match right now.
Brad gets up and punches Luciano in the face! Luciano fires back with a big right hand and drops Brad! Luciano gets on top of Brad and starts pummeling him in the head with hard rights! Brad headbutts Luciano off of him! Brad gets up and locks up with Luciano once more but Luciano knees Brad in the gut then forces him in the corner and bends him over! Luciano tosses Brad shoulder first into the turnbuckle then hoists him off of his back and tosses him on the mat with a big slam! The fans cheer as Luciano stalks Brad!
Steve White: Brad is getting fucked up and Jason Dave is just watching this one unfold! He looks like he needs some popcorn!!
Chuck Thompson: These Bloodline assholes are hard to figure out Steve...
Luciano gets Brad up but Brad slides off and bounces off of the ropes then collides with Luciano hitting a big shoulder block! Luciano is scrambled but he gets up and catches a big punch from Brad then plants him down with a huge atomic drop! Brad screams in pain but Luciano runs up and punts him in the ribs as hard as he possibly can! The fans go nuts as Brad is hurt on the mat, coughing and spluttering everywhere. He tries to crawl out but Dave runs up and punts him back into the center of the ring. Dave then shakes his head at both men then slides out and leaves!
Steve White: Now J Dave is leaving! He really couldn’t be fucked tonight! What’s his deal?
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know but Brad Valley just got ass fucked from both sides and now he’s in a worse position!
The fans boo. Luciano gets down on top of Brad Valley and starts beating in his battered and bloody head with massive rights and lefts on the mat! Brad offers no resistance as Luciano hits him as hard as possible. The ref sees enough and pulls Luciano off of him then calls for the bell! The fans boo!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match via knockout! Luciano Capasso!
Luciano gets up and starts to celebrate but it’s cut short as Jason Dave runs back into the ring and hits Luciano with Reality Check! Luciano is out cold and Dave gets up with a smirk on his face to a mixed reaction. Dave brings a mic to his lips.
Jason Dave: Just incase anyone was having any thoughts of me slipping or getting weak… whether those thoughts are coming from the back, the roster, the announcers, management, hell even Bloodline… THINK AGAIN! I can do this to anyone, anywhere, anytime I want – so if anyone wants to step up, then step the fuck up so I can put you the fuck down. Anyone… ANYONE could easily end up like these two pieces of shit right here on the mat!
Dave drops the mic and flips off the fans as his music hits and we fade to a commercial.
As we come back from break, the lights go dim and we're left in silence for a few moments as the fans wonder what's going on.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, please make welcome the new interim Mayhem General Manager!!
“Back For More" by Five Finger Death Punch hits the damn PA as the fans cheer! Silver comes out on the stage to a mixed reaction, mostly positive as some fans are shocked to see him return in this position!
Steve White: What! Silver Kazama is back and he's been made the new interim GM!? But why!?
Chuck Thompson: Yeah why? Why doesn't he join his mates Elysia and Zoe if he's returning instead of stepping into the GM spot!
Silver Kazama make his way down the ramp and gets to the apron where he's handed a mic.
Patricia Downs: Silver Kazama!
Some fans cheer for Silver as he gets in the ring and brings the mic to his lips.
Silver Kazama: Well... It is good to be back... Again... Anyway, don't get me wrong, EHWF still hasn't cleared me to compete and they probably won't for some time but I thought while I'm waiting, taking up this General Manager spot might not be all that horrible...
Silver gets a pop from the crowd.
Silver Kazama: The Rissi Family said that they want a GM who can manage but also throw down when needed and I think I'm just the guy to bring order to this place and put on some great shows...
Chuck Thompson: Are the Rissi's serious about this?!
Silver looks out at the fans and leans against the ropes.
Silver Kazama: I may not be able to compete in the ring but I can damn sure make the playing field a lot more damn even...
Silver drops the mic and rolls out with a determined look on his face. Silver marches off as the fans cheer and we cut back to the outside announce area.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this main event contest is a mixed tag team match set for one fall!
Zoe McDraven and Elysia Gallows come out to the top of the stage to cheers. They make their way down the ramp, looking determined and interacting with fans before they make their way into the ring to wait for their opponents!
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Hardcore Champion Zoe McDraven and Elysia Gallows!
Eli and Hannah emerge as their music starts. They come out to dreadful boos and make their way down the ramp smirking arrogantly and ignoring the fans. They get into the ring and eye off their opponents before the bell sounds!
Patricia Downs: And next their opponents… The EHWF Champion… Eli Sykes and Hannah Walters!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Eli Sykes & Hannah Walters vs. Elysia Gallows & Zoe McDraven
The bell rings and Zoe instantly charges Hannah and takes her down to the mat! They two roll on the ring for a while before Hannah gets on top and starts to beat the crap out of Zoe! Zoe grabs Hannah’s hair and pulls her into a massive headbutt! The fans are going nuts as Eli and Elysia watch on! Zoe grabs Hannah from behind and tosses her into the corner then runs up and hits her with a running corner knee before pulling her into a bulldog! The fans cheer as Zoe gets up and stalks Hannah from behind!
Steve White: Hannah and Zoe had some problems backstage earlier on and on top of their already existing beef it’s no surprise they’re trying to kill each other!
Chuck Thompson: Catfight!! I love it Steve! I could watch these two go at it all night!
Zoe runs up on Hannah but Hannah hoists Zoe up and drops her right on the top rope! Zoe stumbles around as Hannah does some sick flips across the ring and nails Zoe right in the chest with her boots! The fans go nuts at the action as Hannah gest up and pulls Zoe in for Hannah’s Lullaby! Zoe elbows the crap out of Hannah’s midsection and sends Hannah into the corner! Hannah bounces off of the corner, holding her back as Zoe jumps up and strikes her with Shockwave! Hannah falls right into her corner and Eli tags his ass into the match! The fans are going wild! Zoe and Eli lock up and Eli is pissed! He hits Zoe with hard shots to her back and big elbows and forearms until she’s down! Eli picks Zoe up and Zoe swats Eli in the head with a quick kick! Zoe drops Eli and falls to her corner, tagging in Elysia! Elysia jumps over the ropes and lands right on Eli as the two fight on the mat!
Steve White: Elysia comes into this one and now he’s scrapping with Eli! The action is intense!
Chuck Thompson: There are some hard hits and big moves in this one Steve! This is a main event and a half!
Elysia picks up Eli and starts hitting him with a sick combo! Eli knees Elysia in the gut then the two wrestle against the ropes! Eli is able to knee Elysia in the nuts and send him to his knees! Eli starts to kick Elysia across the chest over and over! Eli bounces off the ropes and shoots a dropkick but Elysia grabs his legs and Eli is in trouble! Elysia gets Eli in a damn Boston crab and Eli yells in pain! Elysia has it locked in tight and he’s not letting go! Eli has no way out as Elysia moves them to the center of the ring!
Steve White: Eli in trouble! Eli in trouble it’s over!
Chuck Thompson: He’s gonna tap! Do something Hannah, your man is gonna get broken in half!
Hannah tries to make an attempt at getting in the ring but Zoe runs in and spears Hannah through the second rope, taking both of them down to the outside! The fans go NUTS for Zoe as the two divas are out of it! Eli yells in pain but is able to roll over and kick Elysia off of him! Eli gets up but he’s pretty hurt! Elysia runs up and boots Eli in his already hurt back, sending him to the canvas!
Steve White: Elysia showing no mercy on a man who wants to end his existence!
Chuck Thompson: Is the tide turning! What a night! What a match and what a rivalry!!
Elysia quickly slides out of the ring to check on Zoe. He starts to help her up but Eli Sykes dives out of the ring with a suicide dive! The fans go nuts as Eli lands on Elysia and the others at high impact from outside the ring! The ref counts! 1… 2… Eli gets up and fights Elysia! Elysia fights back and they wrestle against the barricade! 3… 4… Hannah gets on them and fights Elysia but Zoe grabs Hannah and tosses her off! Hannah gets up and tackles Zoe into the barricade, taking it off it’s hinges! The fans are going nuts! 5… 6… 7… Elysia gets on top of Eli Sykes and bashes him with four big rights to the damn head! Eli is down and Elysia hears the ref! 8… Elysia bolts back to the ring but Hannah jumps on him! Elysia swats Hannah away! 9… Elysia gets his knee up on the apron but Eli grabs his leg from the outside and pulls him back down! 10!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, due to a double countout, this match has been declared a no contest!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Can you believe that!?
Chuck Thompson: No I can’t dammit!!
Eli runs Elysia face first into the ring post and tosses him in the ring! He gets in with Hannah and they start stomping him out! Zoe runs back in and locks up with Hannah! Zoe knocks Hannah down only to get a sidekick to the head from Sykes! Sykes rages in the ring!
Eli Sykes: This match is over! Get the fuck out here right now! Fuck Last Rites, lets get rid of these fucks for good right here tonight! Forget the deal!
The fans boo as Calvin Harris and Jason Dave rush down to the ring! Dave has a crowbar in his hands as the four members of Bloodline regroup in the ring over Elysia and Zoe. Elysia slowly gets up but quickly elbows Hannah in the midsection then pushes Eli away! Elysia makes a break for it but Dave smacks him in the gut with the crowbar! Eli orders his boiz to grab Zoe and Elysia! Hannah picks Zoe up as Harris stomps her! Harris then picks Elysia up and holds him as Sykes instructs Jason Dave!
Silver Kazama: Don’t do it! Do NOT do it!
Eli Sykes: Fuck off Silver this ain’t yo fight! You already got your ass fucked by us, don’t make me finish the job! GM or no GM I will take your fucking head!
Silver Kazama: I’m warning you! Don’t do it! They don’t deserve it!
Eli Sykes: You’re the fucking GM, not Michael Rissi! What the fuck are you gonna do… Except watch! Dave, do them a favor!
Dave pulls back and runs forward to swing the crowbar at Elysia’s head! The lights suddenly go out and it’s pitch black!
Silver Kazama: NO!!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! The lights!? They went out! I can’t see anything!
The lights flicker back on and Dave didn’t take Elysia’s head. Bloodline all look around confused until Dave spots Blaise behind them all! The fans go BERSERK! Steve and Chuck try to call the action but the fans drown them out as Blaise stands behind them! Eli turns around and looks like he’s seen a ghost!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! IT’S BLAISE! She’s back! She’s back dammit!
Calvin Harris bolts at her with one of his titles but she knees him in the gut and pushes him against the ropes! Dave follows with his crowbar but she tilts her head and Dave accidentally hits Calvin in the arm! Calvin yells in pain and rages at Dave! They start to argue but Blaise runs up and clotheslines both of them over the top rope! The fans go WILD!
Steve White: She’s back! She’s making the save! WATCH OUT!
Hannah gets the jump on Blaise from behind and grabs her, pulling her in for a Lullaby but Zoe grabs onto Hannah’s leg from the mat and stops the motion! Blaise bursts out of Hannah’s grip and hits her with Trail-Blaiser! The fans are on their feet! Eli steps forward but his train of thought is broken as in front of him is Blaise and behind him he hears a steel chair crash the canvas! Elysia stands behind Eli! Zoe gets up and grabs Dave’s crowbar and they surround Eli. Eli quickly makes a break for it as they chase him! Eli gets out of the ring and runs off as Elysia tosses the steel chair at him, barely missing him up the ramp!
Steve White: Bah Gawd, Bloodline don’t get their way for once!
Eli stops at the top of the ramp and flips off a smirking Silver who leaves. Hannah follows and delivers Eli’s title back to him. Eli then shakes his head at Calvin and Dave who were regrouping at the bottom of the ramp. Blaise steps forward.
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Blaise: It looks like the deal is still on Eli and it looks like these two did find a partner for Last Rites… Looks like we’ll be seeing each other at the PPV anyway… Bitch!
The fans go wild as Elysia, Blaise and Zoe celebrate in the ring. Eli rages as Hannah tries to calm him down.
Steve White: Bah Gawd It’s been one amazing night! That was for sure one of the most exciting Mayhem’s I’ve ever seen! Blaise is back. Bloodline is pissed. What will happen next week!? IT’s been an a amazing night ladies and gents we’ll see you next week, be safe and good night!
We fade out to the EHWF logo, ending the show.