Post by EHWF Management on Sept 27, 2016 9:57:07 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the stage where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of EHWF WAR "Three Strikes” by Terror Jr, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to Miami Florida! Tonight we’re going to see one of the biggest PPV’s of 2016 and maybe ever as WAR is going to be just that, a War in EHWF! Tonight one of the most anticipated matches of the year take center stage in the main event as Eli Sykes defends his EHWF Championship in Hell in a Cell against Conner Creed and Kevin Hunter! That is going to be one AMAZING match!
Chuck Thompson: I think Eli and somehow once again find a way to win but I think deep down it’s anyone’s game! I’m personally excited to see the co-main event and see Jade vs. Wilmer Patacky for the Hardcore Championship! Wilmer has been very dominant but Jade has the opportunity to become a double champion and also has Shane Trudex looking out for her who will help her win by any means!
Steve White: Speaking of Trudex, Shane Trudex debuts by taking on Jason Phoenix tonight in an exhibition match which will not disappoint as the two hottest signings of 2016 meet one on one!! We’ve also got Zoe and Aubree teaming to take on the brash and arrogant new divas Astrid and Krista!
Chuck Thompson: Any match with Aubree in it is my favourite but we can’t forget the debut of the first animal ever signed to EHWF – Harambe Jr! Harambe’s son Harambe Jr is out to kill humans for the death of his father and he might get his first chance tonight against John Blade! I can’t wait to see just what Harambe Jr will do!
Steve White: What a night we have planned for everyone tonight! I can’t wait to get started Chuck. Really, this PPV is going to go off the chains! Let’s start EHWF WAR and not waste anymore time! I can’t wait to see these amazing match ups!
We pan down as Patricia Downs comes into the ring with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is a Tag Team match and it is for the Tag Team Championships!
Monster and Animal I Have Become (mash up) by Skillet and Three Days Grace play over the sound system as Samuel McPherson and Lord Raab come through the curtain with Henry Losak behind them as they walk side by side together to the ring, ignoring the fans as they step over the top rope together while Henry goes through the middle rope. Raab and Samuel do a holdup in the ring with the fans booing on them as Henry steps out of the ring with Raab and Samuel stand in the ring waiting for the match to start
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Challengers tonight… Being accompanied by Henry Losak… Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson...The Monstimals!!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the top of the stage. T.Q comes out with the Showtime title around his waist as the fans boo as he walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. He slowly removes the EHWF Showtime championship from around his waist hoisting it in air has the fans erupt in more boos. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: And next he is one of the EHWF Tag Team Champions… TQ Smooth!
"Demons" by Imagine Dragons blares over the PA as Black Man struts out from behind the curtain and snickers at the fans who shower him with boos and jeers. Black Man gives the finger to the fans on the right, then the fans on the left, before proceeding down the ramp shaking his head in disgust. As he reaches the ring, he slowly walks up the steel steps and under the middle rope. Black Man stands dead center of the ring and throws his hands up into the air causing the fans to once again pick up in intensity of hate for the former champion.
Patricia Downs: And finally his partner for tonight and another Tag Team Champion… Black Man!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and the action is on,,, Raab locks up with Black Man and dishes out a massive uppercut! Black Man falls back into the corner and holds his jaw but Samuel holds him and Raab follows up with a big corner splash! Raab tags in Samuel and Samuel runs in and takes Black Man out with a big running STO! Black Man wants to tag in TQ but Samuel won’t let him! Samuel picks up Black Man and headbutts him hard to the mat! Samuel wants another but Black Man dishes out a big right hand then hits Samuel with a jaw breaker!
Steve White: The Monstimals dominating Black Man right now but Black Man fighting back very very hard! Can they do this tonight? Can The Monstimals do it and become the champs?!
Chuck Thompson: Black Quality will never ever let them beat them let alone become champs!!
Black Man boots Samuel in the face and he falls into the corner to which Raab tags back in! Black Man runs at Raab but gets a big uppercut! Black Man is all over the place and spits out some blood! Raab grabs Black Man’s head and pounds it with big fists! TQ calls for the tag but Raab lifts Black Man up and plummets him into the mat with a powerslam! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: And now Raab takes that control right back!
Chuck Thompson: Black Quality doing it tough right now! The Monstimals are just fighting better, working together harder and smarter! Can The Monstimals really do it?!
A massive elbow to the face from Black Man to Raab! Black Man dives and tags in TQ! The fans are going nuts as they see Black Man spent on the apron! TQ runs in but gets a clothesline from Raab! TQ gets back and Raab goes for another but TQ ducks it and hoists Raab up for the TQ Special! Raab pushes off of TQ’s back and bounces off of the ropes and hits TQ with a big running STO!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! TQ couldn’t get it and now Black Quality are in trouble!
Chuck Thompson: A very nice match and it looks like The Monstimals are in full control but don’t count out Black Quality just yet!!
TQ gets up and runs into Raab! Raab over powers him but TQ starts hitting Raab with big right hands! TQ pulls back for a finishing blow but just as TQ runs up for a big swing Raab big boots him in the skull! The fans all get to their feet and go nuts! Black Man tries to come in but Samuel meets him half way and spears him! The fans are all on their feet as TQ gets up, wiping blood from his eyes!
Steve White: No way?!
Chuck Thompson: Watch out! Watch out!!
TQ stumbles to his feet and turns around into a boot to the gut from Raab! Raab hoists TQ up and hits him with the KillerBuster! The fans are all going wild! Black Man and Samuel are on the outside, both out! The fans get to their feet as Raab covers TQ!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners and the NEW EHWF Tag Team Champions… The Monstimals!
Steve White: The Monstimals did it?! The DID IT!
Chuck Thompson: New tag team champs! They beat Black Quality in the opener!!
TQ rolls out of the ring and he and Black Man are defeated as Raab, Losak and McPherson celebrate with their titles in the ring! The fans are going nuts as we fade out to a Aubree/Zoe promo.
The camera pans to the ring. Brandon Bash is standing wearing a white suit, he has a few security guards with him and Mini Bash. He grins as the crowd boo heavily and pelt garbage.
Steve White: What does this guy want! Get outta town!
Brandon Bash: Last week, Ryan Morgan decided to take matters into his own hands as he launched us both through the announce table, in an act of "Defiance" well let me tell you how shit is gonna go down. Ryan Morgan is a piece of shit, he was a useless apprentice and it's because of his failure, that I had to come back. It's because he couldn't beat Michael Rissi, that I stand here today. He was a pawn in my grand plan and nothing more!
The crowd boo. Brandon points at his security team with the microphone.
Brandon Bash: Unfortunately, Morgan, you can't get to me this time. I have a top level security team. I also have Mini Bash, who provides a great foil. He is like my assistant manager, if you will. So, anyway, I’ve decided the best thing to do... is fire you. So, Ryan Morgan, you're fi- ah -
The crowd roar! Ryan Morgan flies into the ring and takes Brandon Bash down with a huge crossbody! He gets back up as the security team attack him!
Steve White: Ryan Morgan is taking it to Brandon Bash again!
Ryan grabs the first Security Guard and hits White Stunn! He grabs the second guard and hits Ryan Of Your Life! The crowd roar as the renegade corners Brandon Bash, who crawls up against the turnbuckle. Mini Bash steps in front of Ryan and shakes his head, saying he's not getting to Brandon! Ryan lifts Mini Bash up as he squeals and throws him onto the outside!
Steve White: Ryan has his former mentor cornered!
Brandon Bash: Let's fucking go bitch...
Distorted Voice: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN - PREPARE FOR SOMETHING AMAZING! Boys... girls... MONSTERS... Here is the DARK CARNIVALLLL!
The lights return and Ryan Morgan is stood on his own in the ring. There are twenty clowns surrounding the ring and balloons and confetti everywhere. The two time EHWF Champion looks confused. Attention turns to the entrance ramp, where two Harley Quinn's come out on unicycles. Red smoke seeps from the surface and out walks a man in a black suit, with a black and white carnival mask on.
Steve White: That's Jace The Unreal! That's the leader of The Dark Carnival known as Craze! By Gawd! This asshole just signed to Mayhem up from developmental last week!
He stops on the ramp and points to the ring. The clowns surrounding it pour in and all start attacking Ryan Morgan! He fights back but eventually get's overwhelmed by the madness! Carnival music starts playing as Ryan is subdued underneath all of the clowns!
Steve White: BY GAWD! THIS IS MADNESS! MORGAN NEEDS HELP!
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN BLADE!!
Steve White: JOHN BLADE IS RUNNING TO MORGAN'S RESCUE BY GAWD!
The crowd roar as John Blade storms into the ring and starts dropping all the clowns! Ryan Morgan manages to get up and he starts dropping the clowns with big right hands too! The crowd roar as the dream partnership RyBlade go to work on The Dark Carnival! Angus and Andre pour into the ring wearing mime makeup! They jump on Ryan and try double teaming him but John Blade says NO! They turn and walk into a double Bladititude Adjustment! THE FUCKING STRENGTH! JOHN BLADE LITERALLY LIFTED THEM BOTH FOR A DOUBLE BA! They roll out of the ring and the remaining clowns are tossed out by Ryan Morgan!
Steve White: John Blade and Ryan Morgan! What a team!
Ryan looks up and Jace is gone from the ramp. He turns to John Blade and extends his hand, as the crowd cheer. John shakes the former EHWF Champions hand and they embrace! The crowd roar and applaud!
Steve White: What a moment! The Dark Carnival stopped Ryan Morgan from ending Brandon Bash and then tried destroying him! However, John Blade came out and evened the numbers! The question is, what do The Dark Carnival want with the EHWF?!
Mini Bash gets into the ring from behind the pair and tries to cheap shot Morgan! He turns around and hits Ryan Of Your Life on Mini Bash, sending him into Orbit! The crowd laugh and cheer as we fade to a Harambe Jr story promo!
We come into the arena where Rose is standing on a podium on the side of the stage. Something is hidden under a sheet on the podium as Rose fixes the mic up to her lips.
Steve White: Hmm? It’s Rose? What’s she doing out here?
Chuck Thompson: Looks like she has an announcement to make and something to unveil there on the podium Steve!
Rose: Ladies and Gentlemen as a special surprise tonight – I have an announcement to make here live on WAR! EHWF Management are spicing up the competition even more and it starts tonight!
Rose takes the sheet off and reveals two new title belts! The fans go nuts and the cheers explode from the crowd!
Chuck Thompson: New belts?! What’s this!?
Rose: I give to you two new championship belts! The Challenge Championships! Tonight they will be added to EHWF as new titles!
The fans go BERSERK for the unexpected announcement.
Chuck Thompson: Two new belts! Championships are being added?!
Rose: The Challenge Championships are Tag Team titles with a unique stipulation! 1. Every match will be contested under elimination rules and 2. One member of the team must eliminate by pinfall only while the other must eliminate by submission only! The Challenge Championships will surely add competition and skill to EHWF from here on out!
The fans go wild as Rose pushes the belts forward and an official beings to take them down to the ring.
Rose: I find it only fitting that these belts be given owners right away so this next match will be for the Challenge Championships… However, it won’t be contested under Challenge rules, it will be contested under normal rules as we will save an actual Challenge Championship match for Mayhem! This match is simply to crown new champions!
The fans go wild as Rose claps along with them!
Rose: Enjoy!
We pan back into the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a tag team match and it is for the Challenge Championships!
Krista and Astrid come out to the stage as the fans give a mixed reaction. They make their way down the ramp and get inside the ring then go over to opposite turnbuckles and perform theatrics before coming into the center of the ring and planning amongst themselves as they wait for their opponents.
Patricia Downs: First up… The Team of Astrid Tessler & Krista Richardson!
Patricia Downs: And next their opponents… First… Aubree Celeste!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And her partner… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING!
Zoe sees that Aubree is going to start the match off and they talk amongst themselves for a moment before nodding. Aubree stands in the corner and rockets off at great speed! Aubree quickly moves behind Richardson and tries to lock her in an arm hold but she can't get it and she pushes her away, down on the mat. She gets up quickly and is forced to lock up with Richardson who Aubree easily overpowers into the corner! Krista slaps Aubree! Aubree responds with a big knee to the midsection! Krista swings at her but she blocks it with great speed and jabs her in the face a few times! She moves out to the center and the two lock up once more. She continuously knees Richardson in the gut and Richardson gets out of it by tossing Aubree against the corner!
Steve White: Aubree Celeste using her superior athletic ability and mind blowing speed to get all over Krista Richardson right now but Richardson is fighting back!
Chuck Thompson: Krista hasn’t been at all impressive in EHWF lately but tonight she can redeem herself with a win over two massive names!
Krista grabs Aubree and plants her down to the mat with a slam! She picks her up and continues her assault with a knee to the midsection then a headbutt! She whips Aubree against the ropes and she bounces back. Richardson goes for a clothesline but Aubree ducks her. She runs after her, following her but she jumps up on the second rope, springs to the top rope and moonsaults off right onto Krista Richardson! The fans cheer as both Aubree and Richardson are down on the mat and Astrid and Zoe and calling for the tag! Aubree picks up Richardson and hoists her up on her back then slams her down hard with a lot of force! She does it again and then yanks Krista up and scoop slams her right on her back in the center of the ring!! Aubree springs off of the second rope and hits a moonsault! The fans go nuts
Steve White: What a moonsault by Aubree just now! That was incredible! Richardson and Aubree are both down now and their partners are calling for the tag!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe wants that tag desperately! Zoe has unfinished business with Tessler from last week and she wants this win!!
Steve White: Zoe wants to claw back into title contention as does Aubree Celeste while Tessler and Richardson are just trying to survive another week in EHWF!
Chuck Thompson: They will really have to impress tonight if they want to make it to next week or maybe they’ll end up back in developmental!
They both get up but Aubree dashes over to Krista and dropkicks her down to the mat before she can get to tag in Astrid! The fans cheer for Aubree as she runs over and tags in Zoe! Zoe comes in and boots Richardson in the chest then hits her with a combo of kicks and strikes! She bounces her off of the ropes and bounces off of the adjacent ropes and when they both meet in the middle of the ring she hits her with a corkscrew dive! Zoe sprints to the ropes again and springs off hitting a springboard senton! She covers Krista Richardson!
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Chuck Thompson: Zoe is on fire right now and she’s really taking it to Krista! Zoe beat these girls last week and she wants to keep her flame alive by picking up yet another win!
Steve White: That’ll be 3 in a row for Zoe if she wins tonight and 5 in a row for Aubree! These girls want to really rank in on the next PPV!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree and Zoe should team together more often they are doing amazing right now and with the new Challenge Championships on the line they might get this one and some gold!
Zoe picks up Krista Richardson by her hair but she comes back and hits her in the face with a big right hand! Richardson grabs Zoe and knees her in the midsection then hits her with a big DDT! Both are on the mat hurt and Richardson is really exhausted. Richardson crawls over to her corner and tags in Astrid! Aubree calls for Zoe to tag her but Astrid grabs Zoe and gets her in a headlock on the mat! Zoe reaches out for Aubree but Astrid doesn't let up and tries to force Zoe into submission! She loses grip of the hold when Zoe starts to rapidly elbow her in the face! Both of them get up and Astrid comes from behind, grabbing Zoe's waist and going for a German Suplex. Zoe gets out of it at the last minute and slaps Astrid but she fires back with an STO, taking Zoe down to the mat hard!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe was quick but Astrid was quicker!
Steve White: By Gawd, we’re gonna see new champions at WAR and it looks like it’s the rookies who get the job done!
Chuck Thompson: Astrid is climbing the top rope! Move Zoe, get out of there!
Astrid climbs the ropes but before she begins to implement her aerial move, Aubree dives onto the ropes and messes up her balance, sending her falling into the corner! Zoe takes advantage and runs up to Astrid, hitting her with a corner high knee! Astrid stumbles out of the corner and Zoe springs off of the second rope, hitting Astrid with a sunset flip into a cover on the mat! The fans go wild as Astrid’s shoulders are pinned!
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Steve White: By Gawd, I thought it was over! What a brutal move from Zoe! 1 second away from new Tag Challenge Champions!
Chuck Thompson: I thought Zoe had it there! What offense! Zoe just needs to stay focused, she’s come this far!
Zoe gets up but Astrid hits her with an Astrid Kick! Zoe falls into her corner and holds her midsection as Aubree tags in! Aubree comes in and ducks a swing from Astrid! Astrid turns around and gets booted in the midsection! Aubree presses Astrid up but Krista runs in to save her only for Zoe to dive on her before she can reach Aubree! Aubree presses her up and slams her down hard on her knee! Astrid is hurt as Aubree hits Beautiful Goodbye! The fans go nuts as Aubree covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… and the NEW Challenge Champions… Aubree Celeste and Zoe McDraven!
The fans go wild! Aubree and Zoe grab their belts and bolt to the center of the ring, hugging each other! Aubree lifts Zoe up and she holds her title belt up high! The fans are going nuts and they celebrate in the ring. We cut to a Harambe Jr story promo!
We fade back into the arena where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is set for one fall!
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN BLADE!
John Blade’s music hits and he comes out on the stage to a mass of boos from the fans! John salutes the crowd before sprinting down the ramp and sliding in the ring! He dances around a bit before waiting for the bell to sound!
Patricia Downs: First up… John Blade!
Rhythmic Monkey chanting occurs as Donkey Kong Countries main them hits the music system in the arena and fans start to cheer for Harambe Jr! Harambe comes out with his manager Kony Kongo with Kongo leading the pair! Harambe goes wild with rage at the humans who were responsible for his father’s death. Harambe lashes out at the fans as they come down the ramp but Kony Kongo calms him down and reminds Harambe Jr that he's here to take his anger out on his human opponent this week. Harambe has a giant barrel over one shoulder with "Harambe" and a banana printed on it. They make their way into the ring and Harambe scares the ref out of the ring! Harambe puts the barrel on the outside then gets on a turnbuckle and raises is arms while Kongo claps for him. Some fans boo and Harambe loses his temper, rushing down from the ropes to storm the crowd and kill some humans but Kongo once again calms him down and convinces the Gorilla that his match is starting.
Patricia Downs: And next… Making his way to the ring… Harambe Jr!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Kony Kongo is having a hard time holding Harmabe Jr back as the ape goes… apeshit! Kongo steps off of the apron and John Blade is fucking ready! Blade dashes at Harambe Jr but Harmabe Jr speeds towards him and shakes the damn ring! Harambe Jr slams into John Blade and sends the Doctor of Thuganomics flying! Blade is shocked and tries to get but Harambe Jr is on top of him and ruthlessly starts beating him with big shots and ground pounds to his body and face – showing no mercy at all! Blade screams out as blood sprays across the canvas!
Steve White: By Gawd, The first animal to be signed to EHWF ever is Harambe’s son, Harambe Jr and right now he’s taking out all his frustration on John Blade with a ruthless and savage beating! This is sick!
Chuck Thompson: Harambe blames the human race for the death of his father and he’s here in EHWF to take his anger out on some humans!
The fans are cheering but are also worried, as Blade is a bloody mess on the canvas! Harambe lashes out at the fans but Kony Kongo calms him down and tells him his opponent is in the ring! Harambe Jr turns back and picks Blade up by his head! Blade swings a punch and hits Harambe but it has no effect and the gorilla loses it tearing some of Blade’s hear out and cutting up his face with his gorilla grip! Harambe punches Blade and sends him into the corner! Blade is a bloody pile of waste on the mat as Harambe Jr beats his chest and showboats!
Steve White: Somebody stop this damn match. Harambe is just laying waste to the Doctor of Thuganomics and the leader of the Blade Nation! This shouldn’t be allowed! How can management let this happen!
Chuck Thompson: Blade is a bloody, beaten and bruised pile of shit on the canvas and Harambe just looks angrier and angrier! Just stop the match ref, Harambe Jr wants to kill this guy!
John Blade: T-this is impossible! How can you see me!?
Harambe can see quite well and Jr pummels Blade some more! Blade is a bloody and bruised mess and the ref wants to stop it but Harambe rages at him and he ref cowers in fear! The fans give a mixed reaction! John Blade is hurt and Kony Kongo yells to destroy him! Harambe beats his chest but John Blade looks up and everyone is shocked. John Blade struggles to move his hand in front of his face while he looks up at Harambe from the mat!
Steve White: Wait… John Blade’s not done?!
John Blade: W-wor… W-word life!
Steve White: By Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: Watch out!
Harambe starts smashing the mat and Blade with his palms! He has Blade’s blood all over his hands and Blade is unconscious! The fans start to boo and the ref is forced to call it! John Blade is bleeding, bruised, KO’d and missing some teeth as Harambe reacts to the bell and beats his chest wildly!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… via Knock Out… Harambe Jr!
Harambe beats his chest as Kony Kongo comes in and raises his arm! The fans boo and Harambe Jr loses his shit! He barrels over the ropes and goes to storm the crowd but Kony Kongo stops him and tried to calm him down! He puts a shock collar around him but Harambe Jr still goes apeshit!
Kony Kongo: No man… No Harambe Jr! You don’ ‘ave ti worry ‘bout dem nah. You come ‘ere ta kill all humans so you gwan start with their greatest fighters remember! That’s why we in di EHWF!
Kony and the collar calm Harambe down. Harambe Jr grabs his barrel from ring side and puts it on his shoulder. They walk back up the ramp but Harambe Jr still has an outburst, breaking a light or knocking over part of the barricade on his way back up. EMT’s rush the ring and help John Blade immediately!
Steve White: By Gawd! John Blade is in a serious condition and Harambe and Kongo are leaving! What an impact!
Chuck Thompson: Who the fuck is going to beat a psychotic gorilla bent on revenge and killing humans Steve! This shouldn’t be allowed in EHWF! This is madness!!
Harambe roars at the fans and beats his chest on the stage while Kongo claps and we fade out to a Shane Trudex promo.
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the opening contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is set for one fall!
The lights dim down and gray spotlight lights begin highlighting throughout the arena. As the spotlight continues to wave across over the crowd, smoke start to rise up from the top of the entrance ramp when two figures begin to make their ways out from the entrance curtains. Before their faces become visible, “Violence Fetish” by Disturbed hits over the PA system and the fans erupt with cheers.
He steps out from the smoke with his arms extended outward and his head looking up at the top of the ramp. He has his eyes close as his wife walks out beside him. She is clapping as she cocks her head up. Jason Phoenix is wearing a pair of silver wrestling tights with black lettering that reads, “Phoenix” down the right leg. He has a black and silver cape tied by a string around his neck. Morgan Alvertez has a short black strapless dress with a pair of clear stiletto heels. She begins strutting down the ring after her husband as fans hang over the barricade trying to touch the Living Legend. He remains fixated on the ring as he’s glaring down at it. He makes his way to the ring apron as Morgan Alvertez struts over to the steel stairs. As she makes her way to the ring apron, Jason Phoenix walks along to the front of the ring. She ducks down under the second rope entering the ring as her husband pulls himself on the apron, and turning toward his adoring fans. She struts over to him as she reaches her hands over to the string of his cape. He unties it as the cape falls to the ring apron and he starts screaming in tongues. Morgan Alvertez walks over to the far corner and leans her elbow on the top turnbuckle as she smirks over at her husband. He turns sideways and steps over the second rope. Once inside the ring, he walks to the opposing corner and climbs on the second rope. He opens his arms up and starts to yell, “The Era of the Phoenix is here!” He looks up at the ramp when his theme slowly fades and the lights flicker back on.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... Jason Phoenix!
The lights in the arena slightly fade as the intro to Demi-Gods plays. Strobe lights flash around the entrance way as Shane Trudex walks out giving it that strobe slow-mo effect. Sporting his long jacket and sunglasses, he stops looking out at the crowd before slightly opening his jacket revealing his muscular figure and raising his arm into the air. The strobe lights stop flickering and Trudex smirks as he takes his hands, brushing them across his ripped ab muscles. He slowly walks towards the ring; ignoring and dodging any hand slap attempts from the crowd. Once he reaches the ring, he climbs the steel stairs, and slowly paces across the ring apron before spinning and leaning back against the ropes, bouncing against them. He slowly steps through the ropes, removing his jacket as he enters the ring. He walks over to the corner and climbs up onto the turnbuckle before motioning towards his god-like physique as he raises his arm into the air again with that slight smirk on his face. He leaps down to the ring apron and removes his sunglasses, handing them outside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next... His opponent… Shane Trudex!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Jason and Shane come into the center and get in each others face! Shane throws the first punch, a right hand right into the jaw of Phoenix! Phoenix responds with one of his own until Trudex pushes Phoenix back and dropkicks him dead in the corner! Trudex pulls back and starts hitting Phoenix in the corner with big corner thrusts to the gut and chest then pulls back and whips Phoenix into the opposing corner! Trudex runs up for a corner move but Phoenix jumps up and Trudex runs into his boot! Phoenix runs up and takes Trudex down with a massive running high knee in the center of the ring! The fans go wild as Trudex looks up and we see him bleeding from his mouth!
Steve White: Shane Trudex has been instrumental in helping Jade get where she is and he could help her become a double champion tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Phoenix was impressive in his debut last week and this week it looks as if both of these men want this big win so they can rank in on the roster!
Phoenix picks Trudex up and headbutts him! Trudex stumbles around until Phoenix follows up with an enziguri! Trudex hits the ropes and gets one leg out, forcing the ref to come over and halt the action. Trudex gets up and comes at Phoenix again but Phoenix goes to lock up and Trudex takes refuge on the ropes once more! The fans boo as the ref holds Phoenix back. Trudex quickly runs out and locks up with Phoenix! Trudex goes low and knees Phoenix in the gut then hammers Phoenix in the back with hard shots, sending him to his knees! Trudex bounces off of the ropes and drags a big boot right across Phoenix’s skull! The fans shrill at the sight as Trudex quickly covers him!
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Steve White: Ohhh that was a close one right there! Trudex might be a sneak but he really knows how to fight!
Chuck Thompson: Trudex may be having his debut match but he is a skilled wrestler! Which one of these newbies will go the distance tonight!?
Trudex picks Phoenix up but Phoenix drops down and hits a jawbreaker! The fans cheer as Phoenix gets back up! They trade blows until Trudex boots Phoenix in the gut and lines him up for a running move but Phoenix side steps out of it and gets Trudex in a sleeper hold! Trudex yells in pain but Phoenix keeps him twisted up and runs him right into the turnbuckle! Phoenix backs off and runs up hitting Trudex with a big running high corner knee then runs him over and hits him with a snapmare in the center of the ring! The fans go nuts as Phoenix covers Trudex, hooking both legs!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: And Phoenix turns the tables in this match once again! Phoenix is really impressing since his entry to Mayhem!
Chuck Thompson: If Phoenix can keep this up then for sure he will find his way to gold in the very near future!
Trudex elbows Phoenix in the side of the head and gets up! Trudex plants a big dropkick square on Phoenix’s chest and sends him to the mat! Trudex thinks Phoenix is done after that one and lines him up as he struggles to his feet! Trudex goes for it but Phoenix ducks down and hits Trudex with a big STO slam! Phoenix wants to finish it but Trudex swats Phoenix with a quick kick to the head! Both men quickly get up!
Steve White: Trudex not going down without a figt and now Phoenix looks worried!
Chuck Thompson: Trudex won’t stay down! Incredible action from both as Trudex shifts control from Phoenix once again!
Trudex spins Phoenix around and goes for a power move but Phoenix lifts Trudex up and gets him over his shoulders! Trudex thumbs Phoenix in the eye while he’s up there and Trudex falls to the mat and rolls Phoenix up! The fans boo as out of nowhere Jade appears from the crowd taking off an Elysia Mask and slides towards the apron and holds Phoenix’s legs from the roll up! The fans boo as the ref who hasn’t seen Jade, counts!
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Wait…
The ref stops his count and looks up and sees Jade holding Phoenix’s legs down from the apron while Trudex covers. The fans go NUTS and cheer! Jade quickly stops and backs off but the ref has seen! She starts to plead her innocence but she’s been caught in the act. Trudex gets up and argues with the ref. the ref argues back and berates Jade on the outside which pissed Trudex off. Trudex shoves the ref and the ref shakes his head. He points at Jade then calls for the bell! The fans go wild!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner via disqualification… Jason Phoenix!
Steve White: Jade got caught trying to pull a fast one for Trudex! Justice!
The fans cheer but Trudex doesn’t want to hear it! Phoenix gets up and laughs, ready to fight once more. Trudex shakes his head and rolls outside. Jade tries to apologize but Trudex shrugs it off and says there is nothing to apologize for. Trudex points at Phoenix and signals that they are far from over! We fade out.
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the main event contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a Hardcore Match and it is for the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
The lights dim, and red streaks flash, as the sound of a strumming guitar and drums play over the sound system. Jade appears on top of the ramp wearing her traditional black wrestling boots, jean shorts, a white tank top and a black leather jacket, as the song picks up its tempo, and the lyrics are heard over the speakers.
You know I'd like to meet you there
And you know I won't be late
That's where she wants to go
And I've been wait-ing all this while
To see to my ba-by smile
a-long some o-pen road
She starts to progress down the ramp, just gazing ahead of her at the ring, determination across her face as she tunes out the shouting of the crowd.
And there's noth-ing I can say
to make this feel-ing change
and that's where she'll lay
And you know I'm at the tow
of the whip-ping post
and that's where she's gon-na lay me
She then makes her way up the steel steps and quickly gets into the ring between the top and middle rope. She flips her brown hair back out of her face, as she walks around the ring, and gazes out into the crowd, her jaded eyes gleaming in concentration. She takes off her leather jacket, and throws it out of the ring, and a staff member takes it and puts it out of the way.
'Cause she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
'Yeah she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
The music slowly fades out, as she waits for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: Introducing… She is the Showtime Champion and the challenger tonight… Jade!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Jack You Up" by Mindless Self Indulgence began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. The EHWF Hardcore Championship strapped around his waist He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would unstrap the Hardcore Championship from around his waist then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope. He would then throwing his right hand that held the Hardcore Championship into the air and yell out into the cheers from the crowd as "Back You Up" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, before handing the Hardcore Championship to the referee and then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And next her opponent… He is the EHWF Hardcore Champion… Wilmer Patacky!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Wilmer and Jade make their way out to the outside as quick as they can! Wilmer slides in with a kendo stick as Jade comes in with a chair! Wilmer swings but Jade ducks him then cracks him in the back with the steel chair! The fans go wild as Wilmer falls to the mat and Jade cracks the chair over Wilmer’s skull! Jade tosses the chair away and picks Wilmer up. Wilmer manages to get a jab in on Jade but Jade hits Wilmer with a spinning kick to Wilmer’s chest! Jade picks up the kendo stick and swings it but Wilmer dashes out of the corner to avoid it! Wilmer rolls out of the ring! Jade tosses the stick out at him but he jumps out of the way. Jade slides out of the ring and locks up with Wilmer but he runs her back first into the apron! Wilmer picks up a VCR on the outside and swings it but Jade ducks down and Wilmer’s VCR springs off the bottom rope and hits him in the face! The fans go nuts as Jade jumps on Wilmer and takes him down to the ground then starts pounding his head with big shots!
Steve White: By Gawd! Wilmer was taking it to Jade but Jade coming back with some big offense! She’s playing it smart and is trying to hold Wilmer down as much as possible!
Chuck Thompson: She never got the chance to defeat Silver Kazama for the Hardcore Championship but she’s on to the next best thing. Jade wants to use this opportunity not only to take out Wilmer but to also become a double champ!
Wilmer pushes Jade off of him. They get up and Wilmer swats a kick right into Jade’s midsection then smacks her head off of the apron! Wilmer rolls Jade back into the ring and grabs a trashcan, bringing it into the ring with him. Wilmer gets in and runs at Jade, cracking her in the back with the trashcan and sending her to the mat! Jade gets on her knees and Wilmer goes to bring the trashcan down on her skull but she grabs onto it and gets up, booting Wilmer with a nasty low blow snatching the can off of him! Jade tosses the trashcan at Wilmer but he grabs it only to have it rammed into his face by Jade! Wilmer Patacky rolls out of the ring and holds his bleeding forehead as he limps over to an announce table to recover!
Steve White: Wilmer didn’t see that one coming, he can’t underestimate Jade here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer Patacky can outclass Jade there is no doubt about it but if he underestimates her and if she plays it smart like she has been then Jade has a real chance!
Jade slides out and boots Wilmer in the gut! She slams the side of his head off of the announce table and falls off to the side! Jade picks Wilmer up but he has his Hardcore Championship belt in his hand and rams it into Jade’s face! Jade falls against the table and to the ground as Wilmer cracks her in the back with the belt! Jade yells in pain as Wilmer grabs her and whips her away but she reverses it last moment and sends Wilmer into the steel steps! The fans go wild for the action as Jade gets to her feet. Wilmer is straight back up! He hits Jade with a big dropkick and she hits the announce table! She grabs a glass from the table and swipes it at Wilmer but Wilmer is too quick! He knocks the glass out of her hands then hits her with a big right hand! Wilmer smacks her head off of the table then runs her up at great speed, right into the barricade right behind Steve and Chuck!. Wilmer looks around to follow up but as she does Shane Trudex comes over the barricade from the crowd with the Showtime Championship belt and hits Wilmer in the side of the skull with it! The fans boo as Wilmer goes down, holding his bleeding face!
Steve White: By Gawd! Shane Trudex! Shane Trudex! We knew he’d be out here tonight! He’s interfering to help Jade just like Jade did with his match just before! Wilmer is down!
Chuck Thompson: The only thing is, Trudex can’t get Jade disqualified in this match unlike what she did just before…
Trudex is ruthless, he starts stomping out the bleeding Wilmer then picks him up and blasts him in the face with a big right hand then snaps a kick to his chest sending him against the announce table! Trudex goes to follow up but Wilmer ducks a few swings then comes back, punching Trudex in the gut! Trudex swings back but Wilmer is too quick! Wilmer blasts him with a few quick jabs then smacks his head off the table! Trudex is hurt and still hurt from before in his match! Wilmer picks Trudex up overhead and drops him chest first on the barricade! Trudex is finished but Wilmer is bleeding and hurt from the whole ordeal.
Steve White: By Gawd! Wilmer does away with Trudex with superior fighting skills and great speed! Wilmer isn’t looking too goo after all of that though, it’s basically turned into a two on one!
Chuck Thompson: Well I don’t think Trudex is getting up after that but he served his purpose… He saved Jade, Wilmer could have beaten her in that time and probably would have as well but Trudex did the damage! Now it’s a little more even.
Wilmer Patacky grabs Jade from the ground and starts hammering her with big elbows in the back! Wilmer Patacky tosses Jade back into the ring. He hoists her up and looks for Nocturnal Emission but it’s no good, Jade still has fight left in her as she has recovered in that time and she elbows her way out! Jade in desperation fires a massive roundhouse kick but Wilmer is able to side step her and attack her with a flurry of strikes with amazing and explosive speed!
Steve White: Wilmer may be bloody and hurt but that speed is amazing and he’s using it to finish Jade off right now just as he did with Trudex!
Chuck Thompson: Trudex did the damage but Wilmer is fighting like a champ here tonight and overcoming the odds and dirty tricks!
Jade isn’t finished yet. She blasts Wilmer in the jaw with a big uppercut! Wilmer falls back and looks around but there aren’t any weapons left in the ring! Wilmer runs up and spears Jade down to the mat! The fans are going wild as Wilmer gets on top of Jade and blasts a forearm or two over her face but Jade has brass knuckles up her sleeve and hits Wilmer in the face with them! Wilmer gets up and Jade starts hammering her brass clad fist into Wilmer’s skull! The fans shrill at the sight as Wilmer yells in pain and he starts bleeding badly! Jade runs up and punts him in the side of the ribs! He coughs up some blood and she goes for another brass knuckle shot but Wilmer knocks them out of her hand, springs up and dropkicks her in the chest from the mat! Both fall to the canvass!
Steve White: By Gawd! Wilmer got fucked up! He’s in bad shape and should be knocked out right now but he fought back! What a move! A dropkick from the mat!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah but he didn’t get all of it! He’s losing strength and needs to end this as fast as he can! He’s done an amazing job fighting Trudex and Jade but if he can’t put her away soon he won’t have enough power left to do so!
Jade backs off as Wilmer lunges at her! She ducks a few swings then fires Botox Buster but but Wilmer grabs her leg and hoists her up on his back! Jade elbows her way off back to the mat as she goes for Break A Bitch from behind but Wilmer reverses it and goes for Lubrication Twist but Trudex is on the apron and cracks Wilmer in the back of the skull with a steel chair from behind! The fans lose their shit with boos! The ref pushes Trudex off of the apron and Wilmer stumbles around!
Steve White: By Gawd! Shane Trudex! Shane Trudex! That bastard! I thought he was finished! Get his fucking ass out of here!
Chuck Thompson: Damn it Trudex! Wilmer still standing though!
Wilmer is just a mess of bruises and blood! He can’t see properly and can barely stand. He begins to fade in and out as his vision slurs. He catches himself before he falls and looks up, spitting up some blood. He puts his hand on his chest and smirks as the fans boo with Jade hitting a desperate Botox Buster on Wilmer! She covers and gets her legs up on the ropes!
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3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… And the NEW Hardcore Champion… Jade!
Steve White: No! No! It shouldn’t have gone like that! NO!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer with one last smirk, defying judgment and sending the message that he fought with heart and nothing else…
Jade gets helped up by Shane Trudex. Both are hurt and bleeding and can barely walk but they limp out of the ring and Shane holds Jade’s arm up high. She raises both of her titles high as the fans boo. Wilmer lies on the mat and looks out at the crowd as we fade out to a video package for the EHWF Championship match!
We come back to the ring where Sah'ta Thor, Sujir Thorn, Santara Thor and Aaron Fredrick Hudson are all in the ring. They each have a mic except for Hudson and the fans are wildly booing them. They wait for the crowd to quiet down before Thor starts to speak.
Sah'ta Thor: Last week you all would have seen the Thor Family and the Empire of Blood reform and reunite! Last week we said we would once again climb to the top of EHWF and we would do so by taking out the all-powerful Mazzio! The man who said I didn't have what it took to train with him! The man who turned his back on me because I was too weak to hang with him... That may have been true, Mazzio might be physically stronger than everyone else but when the full power of the Thor Family takes him on, the all powerful will be NO MORE!
The fans boo and lose their shit as they rage and pelt the Thor's with garbage.
Sah'ta Thor: Shut up you ugly Miami crowd! We are the Thor's, the true leaders of EHWF! We will get all the titles and fuck everyone’s wives!
Sujir Thorn: And once Mazzio is defeated by our hand not only will my father have gotten revenge, not only will there be nothing that can stop us but our reputation will be feared across the entire wrestling world!
Santara: Yes... So, when we are granted an opportunity to destroy Mazzio in the near future you can gua...
Mazzio's music hits and the fans go BERSERK with cheers! Mazzio comes out on the stage and shakes his head as the fans go wild for him! Mazzio pulls back then runs down the ramp and leaps up on the apron causing all of the Thor Family faction to dash to the other side of the ring! Mazzio smirks and gets in the ring as the Thor's look apprehensive of him.
Steve White: And here he is! Mazzio has heard enough. Mazzio is looking insanely impressive ever since his return last month and I'm sure he doesn't appreciate some scrubs talking smack about him like this!
Chuck Thompson: This guy is a machine! He's a beast! Mazzio's improvements in 2016 have made him terrifyingly dangerous to come up against! I hope the Thor's know what they're doing...
Mazzio: When you're granted an opportunity to destroy me in the near future? The near future? WHAT'S WRONG WITH TRYING RIGHT NOW!
Mazzio's voice booms through the arena and the Thor's cling to the ropes for refuge! The Thor's attitude has changed and they all look at each other. They push Sah'ta Thor forward and he gulps as Mazzio looks down at him in the center of the ring.
Sah'ta Thor: W-well we're not r-ready for you quite yet... We need time to prepare, time to decide which one of us will fight you...
Mazzio: Which one?! Don't sweat that, I already went to Assistant GM Rose and got her to ensure that when Mazzio meets the Thor's that it's going to be Mazzio vs. as many Thor's signed to the faction... So I guess it's all 4 of you on to me!
The Thor's look confused and the fans go wild. Eventually Santara smirks and reasons with his family.
Steve White: WHAT?! Why would Mazzio do that!? Why would he put the odds against himself like this!?Bah Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: Mazzio doesn't look too worried...
Santara: Ha! Why? Why would you do such a stupid thing!? Now it's going to be a lot easier to defeat you Mazzio... Why stack the entire deck so heavily against yourself, huh?
Mazzio: So when I kick your asses and shut your ugly fat mouths then I destroy and end all four of you at once and humiliate you in the process... It'll be easy...
Santara: Ha! Your stupidity and over confidence will cost you your career and perhaps your life... If that's the case let's have the 4 on 1 handicap match next week on Mayhem!
Thor gets upset and tries to reason with his father...
Sah'ta Thor: W-wait... Father... H-He's not n-no...
Santara: Nonsense my boy, he's handing us this victory on a silver platter! We accept! Next week on Mayhem it is...
Mazzio: That's good to hear... Very good to hear! Next week I will decimate the Thor Family and give all of you a fitting send off... None of you should have ever come back... I guess I'll see you guys next week... Now get the fuck out of my ring...
Sujir Thorn: Pfft please, your r...
Mazzio crushes the microphone in his hand.
Mazzio: I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT!!
Mazzio shouts with an explosive and booming voice that blasts around the arena! The fans block their ears and the Thor Family damn near fall to the canvas! The Thor's quickly roll out of the ring and leg it back up the ramp. They look at each other and look like they regret their decision. They stare in shock at Mazzio's show of power while he smirks back at them...
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Mazzio with a display of confidence, dominance and force - putting doubt into the Thor Family! Will he really make them all eat their words next week?
Mazzio slides out of the ring and the Thor's dash back behind the curtain to the outside. The fans go wild for a smirking Mazzio who slowly makes his way up the ramp.
Patricia Downs makes her way back into the ring with a mic!
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the main event contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this main event contest will be contested in Hell in a Cell and it is for the EHWF Championship!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... Conner Creed!
Kevin Hunter’s music hits and he comes out to a mixed reaction. While on the stage he holds his title belt up high and then makes his way down the ramp. He gets in the ring and looks around then waits for his opponent to show up.
Patricia Downs: And next... The Jr Heavyweight Champion... Kevin Hunter!
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth-shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the curtain and out on to the stage, followed by Hannah Walters, who has the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two make their way down the ramp, bombarded by a wave of boo's from the crowd. Sykes and Walters ignore the crowd and stay on their path. When they reach ringside, Eli Sykes hops up onto the apron while Hannah Walters makes her way around, climbing the steel steps. Eli Sykes sits on the middle rope and lifts the top rope, and Hannah Walters steps through them. Eli Sykes follows her between the ropes and the two meet in the center of the ring. Hannah Walters hands Eli Sykes the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hoists it above his head and proceeds to yell inaudible things at the crowd, who continue to boo him. He hands the World Heavyweight Championship back to Hannah Walters, who then displays it while Eli Sykes taunts the crowd some more. Hannah Walters plants a kiss on Eli Sykes' cheek, then exits the ring while Sykes waits for his match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And finally... The EHWF Champion... Eli Sykes!
DING DING DING!
The cell slowly drops over the ring as the three men eye each other down. The second the cell locks in place, Creed explodes out and takes Eli down with a shoulder block! He gets on Eli and starts beating him with hard lefts and right on the mat before Hunter picks Creed up and knees him in the gut then tosses him over the top rope and sends him to the floor! The fans are going wild! Hunter turns around but gets booted in the gut by Eli then taken out with a spinning heel kick to the face! Eli gets up and goes to pick Hunter up but Creed grabs Eli's boot from the outside and drags him out of the ring! Creed runs Eli up and bounces his head off of the chain link wall! Eli falls to the floor, bleeding!
Steve White: What a brutal and ruthless contest this is turning out to be! All three men using this unforgiving structure to punish one another to get the greatest prize in professional wrestling!
Chuck Thompson: Creed looks like he wants to take an early lead here and get back in this one by taking out Eli as quickly as he can! A good strategy?
Hunter doesn't waste time and slides outside, hitting Creed with big right hands! Creed responds with a big boot to the gut! Creed hoists Hunter up and sideslams him into the cage wall! Hunter coughs up and holds his stomach in pain! Creed walks behind Hunter and boots him in the back and Hunter falls to his knees! Creed gets Hunter in a headlock but Hunter pushes Creed off of him and Creed smashes into the cage wall! Creed holds his arm and turns around but Hunter hits Creed with a running big boot! Creed hits the cage and falls in a heap on the floor! Hunter grabs the cage and starts to stomp him out until Eli hits Hunter with a spinning kick to the head! Hunter drops and Eli grabs him by the hair and pulls him up!
Steve White: Hunter was dominating but Eli just put him down with some impressive and very fast offense! It’s amazing Eli still is the favourite after all of this!
Chuck Thompson: No one wants to bet against Eli and with good reason! The problem with this match is that all three men are perfectly at home inside this brutal hell in a cell!
Eli runs Hunter up and tosses him into the cage door! The door flings open and Hunter hits the floor! Blood splashes around as Hunter tries to crawl to his feet! Eli doesn't let him though as he slams the cell door Hunter's head! He does it again, then again! Eli keeps going and the fans are going wild! Hunter is fucked up and Eli goes for one more but Creed comes from behind and runs a big boot into Eli's back, blasting him into and through the door and on the outside of the cell! The fans are on their feet and Creed gets out of the cell! Eli gets up and Creed knees Eli in the gut then whips him into the outside wall of the cage!
Fans: OHHHHHHHHH!
Steve White: Creed back in this one now and he instantly stops Eli’s dominance and smacks his head off of that cage wall! The blood and the pain in this one is disgusting!
Chuck Thompson: Eli looks to have lost a lot of blood from that last shot into the cage and he looks pretty groggy! Creed will show no mercy though!
Creed boots Eli while he's down then picks him up by his hair! Eli quickly blasts an elbow into Creed's face! Eli thinks quickly with another big elbow then he slams Creed's face into the cage wall! Eli holds onto Creed's head and drags Creed's face up and down the cage! Creed yells out as blood gets smeared on the chain link wall! Eli pulls Creed back and bounces his head off of the chain link wall then tosses him on the floor! Eli yells in Creed's face while he's down and the fans boo him! Eli flips the fans off but they start to cheer again as Kevin Hunter knocks Eli to the floor with a big running forearm to the back of the neck! Hunter is in pain and bleeding pretty bad from his neck and head but he still picks Eli up and tosses him back first into the barricade!
Steve White: Eli did the damage to Hunter earlier but Hunter still somehow has the energy to send Eli into the damn barricade! Hunter might be pulling away with control in this one!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter may have neutralized Eli for now but that isn’t going to keep him down! Haven’t you learned anything yet Steve!
Eli rolls in pain and Hunter boots him against the barricade until Creed runs up and punches Hunter in the back of his head! Creed grabs Hunter and whips him into the cage wall! Hunter falls to the floor and blood is everywhere! Creed turns to Eli. Creed picks Eli up and pulls him back, he whips him into the barricade so hard that he takes out the piece of the barricade he tosses him into and Eli ends up in the front row! The fans are going nuts, Eli looks like he’s out!
Steve White: By Gawd! Creed sent Eli though the damn barricade! Creed with that powerful toss through the barricade! This guy is serious!
Chuck Thompson: Creed is ruthless! He’s powerful! He’s dominant and he might be the next EHWF Champion!
Creed sees Hunter trying to get up so he helps him up and knees him in the gut then pulls him back and tosses him through the cage door back into the cell! Hunter is hurt but Creed doesn’t care! Creed grabs Hunter but Hunter buys some time by thumbing Creed in the eye! Hunter runs up and runs Creed into the ring post! The fans are all on their feet! They’re going nuts and they love the action! Hunter takes a moment to recover. He gets up and grabs Creed by the hair! He rolls him back in the ring and the fans go nuts! Hunter comes back in and wants a cover but Creed snaps a big kick into Hunter’s head, swatting him away!
Steve White: Hunter found control but Creed won’t go down that easy! Now Hunter looks like he’s in trouble!!
Chuck Thompson: Look at the blood! Look at the bruises! Look at the carnage! This is too much!
Creed gets up and rams Hunter in the gut! He gets him on the corner but Hunter pushes him off and Creed lands on the mat hard! Suddenly Eli runs up behind Hunter and tosses him over the top rope to the outside! Creed gets Eli and slams him on the mat with all his remaining strength but can’t get a cover!
Steve White: Bah Gawd!!
Chuck Thompson: The canvas has been painted red! This is sick!
Eli gets up and swings a karate kick! Creed barely ducks it and bounces off of the ropes! He fires Clothesline From Hell but Eli ducks it and when Creed turns Eli hoists him on his back! Eli hits Creed with Syke Out! The fans go nuts with cheers and boos as Eli does it again! Eli limps over to go for a cover but Kevin Hunter outta nowhere with Killer Effect! The fans all GO NUTS!
Fans: AHHHHHH!!
Steve White: WHAT?!! HUNTER! HUNTER!
Chuck Thompson: NO WAY! NO!
Hunter hits Eli with Killer Effect and Eli is taken out, rolling out of the ring! Hunter turns to Creed and steals up a cover on him!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the NEW EHWF Champion… Kevin Hunter!
The fans are going berserk! Hunter can barely stand!
Steve White: Hunter did it! He did it by the skin of his nuts but he’s the new champion!!
Chuck Thompson: He did it! The boyhood dream has come true!!
Hunter tries his best to celebrate! A few moments pass and Eli walks back into the ring! Hunter is ready for a fight but Eli instead shakes Hunters hand!
Steve White: What a show of respect! Amazing match and an amazing night!!
Eli nods and goes to leave the ring! Hunter starts to celebrate again but Eli comes back in and kicks Hunter in the head from behind!
Chuck Thompson: NO! Well so much for respect!
Eli is pissed! He shakes his head in a rage then starts stomping Hunter out! He picks Hunter up and hits him with Syke Out!
Steve White: That’s enough!!
Chuck Thompson: Shit!
Eli rages! He kicks the title across the ring then goes over to Creed who struggles to get up! Eli hoists Creed on his back and walks around but the fans go NUTS and as Eli turns, he sees Xander Pierce! Pierce snaps a kick into Eli’s chest and he drops Creed! Creed is safe and Xander dropkicks Eli out of the ring!
Steve White: What the heck is Xander doing back!!
Chuck Thompson: I have no idea?! Revenge on Eli maybe? Xander Pierce is back and for some reason he came out here attack Eli…
The fans go nuts! Xander sits on the ropes and looks at the three downed men as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Well… It’s been an amazing night but that’s all we got time for! I can’t believe just how incredible this all was and I can’t wait to see the fallout of all of this on Mayhem next week! We’ll see you then, good night and be safe!
We see Xander looking at all three downed men and the blood smeared all over the area then we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to Miami Florida! Tonight we’re going to see one of the biggest PPV’s of 2016 and maybe ever as WAR is going to be just that, a War in EHWF! Tonight one of the most anticipated matches of the year take center stage in the main event as Eli Sykes defends his EHWF Championship in Hell in a Cell against Conner Creed and Kevin Hunter! That is going to be one AMAZING match!
Chuck Thompson: I think Eli and somehow once again find a way to win but I think deep down it’s anyone’s game! I’m personally excited to see the co-main event and see Jade vs. Wilmer Patacky for the Hardcore Championship! Wilmer has been very dominant but Jade has the opportunity to become a double champion and also has Shane Trudex looking out for her who will help her win by any means!
Steve White: Speaking of Trudex, Shane Trudex debuts by taking on Jason Phoenix tonight in an exhibition match which will not disappoint as the two hottest signings of 2016 meet one on one!! We’ve also got Zoe and Aubree teaming to take on the brash and arrogant new divas Astrid and Krista!
Chuck Thompson: Any match with Aubree in it is my favourite but we can’t forget the debut of the first animal ever signed to EHWF – Harambe Jr! Harambe’s son Harambe Jr is out to kill humans for the death of his father and he might get his first chance tonight against John Blade! I can’t wait to see just what Harambe Jr will do!
Steve White: What a night we have planned for everyone tonight! I can’t wait to get started Chuck. Really, this PPV is going to go off the chains! Let’s start EHWF WAR and not waste anymore time! I can’t wait to see these amazing match ups!
We pan down as Patricia Downs comes into the ring with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is a Tag Team match and it is for the Tag Team Championships!
Monster and Animal I Have Become (mash up) by Skillet and Three Days Grace play over the sound system as Samuel McPherson and Lord Raab come through the curtain with Henry Losak behind them as they walk side by side together to the ring, ignoring the fans as they step over the top rope together while Henry goes through the middle rope. Raab and Samuel do a holdup in the ring with the fans booing on them as Henry steps out of the ring with Raab and Samuel stand in the ring waiting for the match to start
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Challengers tonight… Being accompanied by Henry Losak… Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson...The Monstimals!!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the top of the stage. T.Q comes out with the Showtime title around his waist as the fans boo as he walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. He slowly removes the EHWF Showtime championship from around his waist hoisting it in air has the fans erupt in more boos. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: And next he is one of the EHWF Tag Team Champions… TQ Smooth!
"Demons" by Imagine Dragons blares over the PA as Black Man struts out from behind the curtain and snickers at the fans who shower him with boos and jeers. Black Man gives the finger to the fans on the right, then the fans on the left, before proceeding down the ramp shaking his head in disgust. As he reaches the ring, he slowly walks up the steel steps and under the middle rope. Black Man stands dead center of the ring and throws his hands up into the air causing the fans to once again pick up in intensity of hate for the former champion.
Patricia Downs: And finally his partner for tonight and another Tag Team Champion… Black Man!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Black Quality (c) vs. The Monstimals
The bell sounds and the action is on,,, Raab locks up with Black Man and dishes out a massive uppercut! Black Man falls back into the corner and holds his jaw but Samuel holds him and Raab follows up with a big corner splash! Raab tags in Samuel and Samuel runs in and takes Black Man out with a big running STO! Black Man wants to tag in TQ but Samuel won’t let him! Samuel picks up Black Man and headbutts him hard to the mat! Samuel wants another but Black Man dishes out a big right hand then hits Samuel with a jaw breaker!
Steve White: The Monstimals dominating Black Man right now but Black Man fighting back very very hard! Can they do this tonight? Can The Monstimals do it and become the champs?!
Chuck Thompson: Black Quality will never ever let them beat them let alone become champs!!
Black Man boots Samuel in the face and he falls into the corner to which Raab tags back in! Black Man runs at Raab but gets a big uppercut! Black Man is all over the place and spits out some blood! Raab grabs Black Man’s head and pounds it with big fists! TQ calls for the tag but Raab lifts Black Man up and plummets him into the mat with a powerslam! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: And now Raab takes that control right back!
Chuck Thompson: Black Quality doing it tough right now! The Monstimals are just fighting better, working together harder and smarter! Can The Monstimals really do it?!
A massive elbow to the face from Black Man to Raab! Black Man dives and tags in TQ! The fans are going nuts as they see Black Man spent on the apron! TQ runs in but gets a clothesline from Raab! TQ gets back and Raab goes for another but TQ ducks it and hoists Raab up for the TQ Special! Raab pushes off of TQ’s back and bounces off of the ropes and hits TQ with a big running STO!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! TQ couldn’t get it and now Black Quality are in trouble!
Chuck Thompson: A very nice match and it looks like The Monstimals are in full control but don’t count out Black Quality just yet!!
TQ gets up and runs into Raab! Raab over powers him but TQ starts hitting Raab with big right hands! TQ pulls back for a finishing blow but just as TQ runs up for a big swing Raab big boots him in the skull! The fans all get to their feet and go nuts! Black Man tries to come in but Samuel meets him half way and spears him! The fans are all on their feet as TQ gets up, wiping blood from his eyes!
Steve White: No way?!
Chuck Thompson: Watch out! Watch out!!
TQ stumbles to his feet and turns around into a boot to the gut from Raab! Raab hoists TQ up and hits him with the KillerBuster! The fans are all going wild! Black Man and Samuel are on the outside, both out! The fans get to their feet as Raab covers TQ!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners and the NEW EHWF Tag Team Champions… The Monstimals!
Steve White: The Monstimals did it?! The DID IT!
Chuck Thompson: New tag team champs! They beat Black Quality in the opener!!
TQ rolls out of the ring and he and Black Man are defeated as Raab, Losak and McPherson celebrate with their titles in the ring! The fans are going nuts as we fade out to a Aubree/Zoe promo.
The camera pans to the ring. Brandon Bash is standing wearing a white suit, he has a few security guards with him and Mini Bash. He grins as the crowd boo heavily and pelt garbage.
Steve White: What does this guy want! Get outta town!
Brandon Bash: Last week, Ryan Morgan decided to take matters into his own hands as he launched us both through the announce table, in an act of "Defiance" well let me tell you how shit is gonna go down. Ryan Morgan is a piece of shit, he was a useless apprentice and it's because of his failure, that I had to come back. It's because he couldn't beat Michael Rissi, that I stand here today. He was a pawn in my grand plan and nothing more!
The crowd boo. Brandon points at his security team with the microphone.
Brandon Bash: Unfortunately, Morgan, you can't get to me this time. I have a top level security team. I also have Mini Bash, who provides a great foil. He is like my assistant manager, if you will. So, anyway, I’ve decided the best thing to do... is fire you. So, Ryan Morgan, you're fi- ah -
The crowd roar! Ryan Morgan flies into the ring and takes Brandon Bash down with a huge crossbody! He gets back up as the security team attack him!
Steve White: Ryan Morgan is taking it to Brandon Bash again!
Ryan grabs the first Security Guard and hits White Stunn! He grabs the second guard and hits Ryan Of Your Life! The crowd roar as the renegade corners Brandon Bash, who crawls up against the turnbuckle. Mini Bash steps in front of Ryan and shakes his head, saying he's not getting to Brandon! Ryan lifts Mini Bash up as he squeals and throws him onto the outside!
Steve White: Ryan has his former mentor cornered!
Brandon Bash: Let's fucking go bitch...
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*LIGHTS OUT*
Distorted Voice: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN - PREPARE FOR SOMETHING AMAZING! Boys... girls... MONSTERS... Here is the DARK CARNIVALLLL!
The lights return and Ryan Morgan is stood on his own in the ring. There are twenty clowns surrounding the ring and balloons and confetti everywhere. The two time EHWF Champion looks confused. Attention turns to the entrance ramp, where two Harley Quinn's come out on unicycles. Red smoke seeps from the surface and out walks a man in a black suit, with a black and white carnival mask on.
Steve White: That's Jace The Unreal! That's the leader of The Dark Carnival known as Craze! By Gawd! This asshole just signed to Mayhem up from developmental last week!
He stops on the ramp and points to the ring. The clowns surrounding it pour in and all start attacking Ryan Morgan! He fights back but eventually get's overwhelmed by the madness! Carnival music starts playing as Ryan is subdued underneath all of the clowns!
Steve White: BY GAWD! THIS IS MADNESS! MORGAN NEEDS HELP!
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN BLADE!!
Steve White: JOHN BLADE IS RUNNING TO MORGAN'S RESCUE BY GAWD!
The crowd roar as John Blade storms into the ring and starts dropping all the clowns! Ryan Morgan manages to get up and he starts dropping the clowns with big right hands too! The crowd roar as the dream partnership RyBlade go to work on The Dark Carnival! Angus and Andre pour into the ring wearing mime makeup! They jump on Ryan and try double teaming him but John Blade says NO! They turn and walk into a double Bladititude Adjustment! THE FUCKING STRENGTH! JOHN BLADE LITERALLY LIFTED THEM BOTH FOR A DOUBLE BA! They roll out of the ring and the remaining clowns are tossed out by Ryan Morgan!
Steve White: John Blade and Ryan Morgan! What a team!
Ryan looks up and Jace is gone from the ramp. He turns to John Blade and extends his hand, as the crowd cheer. John shakes the former EHWF Champions hand and they embrace! The crowd roar and applaud!
Steve White: What a moment! The Dark Carnival stopped Ryan Morgan from ending Brandon Bash and then tried destroying him! However, John Blade came out and evened the numbers! The question is, what do The Dark Carnival want with the EHWF?!
Mini Bash gets into the ring from behind the pair and tries to cheap shot Morgan! He turns around and hits Ryan Of Your Life on Mini Bash, sending him into Orbit! The crowd laugh and cheer as we fade to a Harambe Jr story promo!
We come into the arena where Rose is standing on a podium on the side of the stage. Something is hidden under a sheet on the podium as Rose fixes the mic up to her lips.
Steve White: Hmm? It’s Rose? What’s she doing out here?
Chuck Thompson: Looks like she has an announcement to make and something to unveil there on the podium Steve!
Rose: Ladies and Gentlemen as a special surprise tonight – I have an announcement to make here live on WAR! EHWF Management are spicing up the competition even more and it starts tonight!
Rose takes the sheet off and reveals two new title belts! The fans go nuts and the cheers explode from the crowd!
Chuck Thompson: New belts?! What’s this!?
Rose: I give to you two new championship belts! The Challenge Championships! Tonight they will be added to EHWF as new titles!
The fans go BERSERK for the unexpected announcement.
Chuck Thompson: Two new belts! Championships are being added?!
Rose: The Challenge Championships are Tag Team titles with a unique stipulation! 1. Every match will be contested under elimination rules and 2. One member of the team must eliminate by pinfall only while the other must eliminate by submission only! The Challenge Championships will surely add competition and skill to EHWF from here on out!
The fans go wild as Rose pushes the belts forward and an official beings to take them down to the ring.
Rose: I find it only fitting that these belts be given owners right away so this next match will be for the Challenge Championships… However, it won’t be contested under Challenge rules, it will be contested under normal rules as we will save an actual Challenge Championship match for Mayhem! This match is simply to crown new champions!
The fans go wild as Rose claps along with them!
Rose: Enjoy!
We pan back into the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a tag team match and it is for the Challenge Championships!
Krista and Astrid come out to the stage as the fans give a mixed reaction. They make their way down the ramp and get inside the ring then go over to opposite turnbuckles and perform theatrics before coming into the center of the ring and planning amongst themselves as they wait for their opponents.
Patricia Downs: First up… The Team of Astrid Tessler & Krista Richardson!
Patricia Downs: And next their opponents… First… Aubree Celeste!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And her partner… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Aubree Celeste & Zoe McDraven vs. Astrid Tessler & Krista Richardson
Zoe sees that Aubree is going to start the match off and they talk amongst themselves for a moment before nodding. Aubree stands in the corner and rockets off at great speed! Aubree quickly moves behind Richardson and tries to lock her in an arm hold but she can't get it and she pushes her away, down on the mat. She gets up quickly and is forced to lock up with Richardson who Aubree easily overpowers into the corner! Krista slaps Aubree! Aubree responds with a big knee to the midsection! Krista swings at her but she blocks it with great speed and jabs her in the face a few times! She moves out to the center and the two lock up once more. She continuously knees Richardson in the gut and Richardson gets out of it by tossing Aubree against the corner!
Steve White: Aubree Celeste using her superior athletic ability and mind blowing speed to get all over Krista Richardson right now but Richardson is fighting back!
Chuck Thompson: Krista hasn’t been at all impressive in EHWF lately but tonight she can redeem herself with a win over two massive names!
Krista grabs Aubree and plants her down to the mat with a slam! She picks her up and continues her assault with a knee to the midsection then a headbutt! She whips Aubree against the ropes and she bounces back. Richardson goes for a clothesline but Aubree ducks her. She runs after her, following her but she jumps up on the second rope, springs to the top rope and moonsaults off right onto Krista Richardson! The fans cheer as both Aubree and Richardson are down on the mat and Astrid and Zoe and calling for the tag! Aubree picks up Richardson and hoists her up on her back then slams her down hard with a lot of force! She does it again and then yanks Krista up and scoop slams her right on her back in the center of the ring!! Aubree springs off of the second rope and hits a moonsault! The fans go nuts
Steve White: What a moonsault by Aubree just now! That was incredible! Richardson and Aubree are both down now and their partners are calling for the tag!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe wants that tag desperately! Zoe has unfinished business with Tessler from last week and she wants this win!!
Steve White: Zoe wants to claw back into title contention as does Aubree Celeste while Tessler and Richardson are just trying to survive another week in EHWF!
Chuck Thompson: They will really have to impress tonight if they want to make it to next week or maybe they’ll end up back in developmental!
They both get up but Aubree dashes over to Krista and dropkicks her down to the mat before she can get to tag in Astrid! The fans cheer for Aubree as she runs over and tags in Zoe! Zoe comes in and boots Richardson in the chest then hits her with a combo of kicks and strikes! She bounces her off of the ropes and bounces off of the adjacent ropes and when they both meet in the middle of the ring she hits her with a corkscrew dive! Zoe sprints to the ropes again and springs off hitting a springboard senton! She covers Krista Richardson!
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Chuck Thompson: Zoe is on fire right now and she’s really taking it to Krista! Zoe beat these girls last week and she wants to keep her flame alive by picking up yet another win!
Steve White: That’ll be 3 in a row for Zoe if she wins tonight and 5 in a row for Aubree! These girls want to really rank in on the next PPV!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree and Zoe should team together more often they are doing amazing right now and with the new Challenge Championships on the line they might get this one and some gold!
Zoe picks up Krista Richardson by her hair but she comes back and hits her in the face with a big right hand! Richardson grabs Zoe and knees her in the midsection then hits her with a big DDT! Both are on the mat hurt and Richardson is really exhausted. Richardson crawls over to her corner and tags in Astrid! Aubree calls for Zoe to tag her but Astrid grabs Zoe and gets her in a headlock on the mat! Zoe reaches out for Aubree but Astrid doesn't let up and tries to force Zoe into submission! She loses grip of the hold when Zoe starts to rapidly elbow her in the face! Both of them get up and Astrid comes from behind, grabbing Zoe's waist and going for a German Suplex. Zoe gets out of it at the last minute and slaps Astrid but she fires back with an STO, taking Zoe down to the mat hard!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe was quick but Astrid was quicker!
Steve White: By Gawd, we’re gonna see new champions at WAR and it looks like it’s the rookies who get the job done!
Chuck Thompson: Astrid is climbing the top rope! Move Zoe, get out of there!
Astrid climbs the ropes but before she begins to implement her aerial move, Aubree dives onto the ropes and messes up her balance, sending her falling into the corner! Zoe takes advantage and runs up to Astrid, hitting her with a corner high knee! Astrid stumbles out of the corner and Zoe springs off of the second rope, hitting Astrid with a sunset flip into a cover on the mat! The fans go wild as Astrid’s shoulders are pinned!
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Steve White: By Gawd, I thought it was over! What a brutal move from Zoe! 1 second away from new Tag Challenge Champions!
Chuck Thompson: I thought Zoe had it there! What offense! Zoe just needs to stay focused, she’s come this far!
Zoe gets up but Astrid hits her with an Astrid Kick! Zoe falls into her corner and holds her midsection as Aubree tags in! Aubree comes in and ducks a swing from Astrid! Astrid turns around and gets booted in the midsection! Aubree presses Astrid up but Krista runs in to save her only for Zoe to dive on her before she can reach Aubree! Aubree presses her up and slams her down hard on her knee! Astrid is hurt as Aubree hits Beautiful Goodbye! The fans go nuts as Aubree covers!
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Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… and the NEW Challenge Champions… Aubree Celeste and Zoe McDraven!
The fans go wild! Aubree and Zoe grab their belts and bolt to the center of the ring, hugging each other! Aubree lifts Zoe up and she holds her title belt up high! The fans are going nuts and they celebrate in the ring. We cut to a Harambe Jr story promo!
We fade back into the arena where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is set for one fall!
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN BLADE!
John Blade’s music hits and he comes out on the stage to a mass of boos from the fans! John salutes the crowd before sprinting down the ramp and sliding in the ring! He dances around a bit before waiting for the bell to sound!
Patricia Downs: First up… John Blade!
Rhythmic Monkey chanting occurs as Donkey Kong Countries main them hits the music system in the arena and fans start to cheer for Harambe Jr! Harambe comes out with his manager Kony Kongo with Kongo leading the pair! Harambe goes wild with rage at the humans who were responsible for his father’s death. Harambe lashes out at the fans as they come down the ramp but Kony Kongo calms him down and reminds Harambe Jr that he's here to take his anger out on his human opponent this week. Harambe has a giant barrel over one shoulder with "Harambe" and a banana printed on it. They make their way into the ring and Harambe scares the ref out of the ring! Harambe puts the barrel on the outside then gets on a turnbuckle and raises is arms while Kongo claps for him. Some fans boo and Harambe loses his temper, rushing down from the ropes to storm the crowd and kill some humans but Kongo once again calms him down and convinces the Gorilla that his match is starting.
Patricia Downs: And next… Making his way to the ring… Harambe Jr!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Harambe Jr vs. John Blade
The bell sounds and Kony Kongo is having a hard time holding Harmabe Jr back as the ape goes… apeshit! Kongo steps off of the apron and John Blade is fucking ready! Blade dashes at Harambe Jr but Harmabe Jr speeds towards him and shakes the damn ring! Harambe Jr slams into John Blade and sends the Doctor of Thuganomics flying! Blade is shocked and tries to get but Harambe Jr is on top of him and ruthlessly starts beating him with big shots and ground pounds to his body and face – showing no mercy at all! Blade screams out as blood sprays across the canvas!
Steve White: By Gawd, The first animal to be signed to EHWF ever is Harambe’s son, Harambe Jr and right now he’s taking out all his frustration on John Blade with a ruthless and savage beating! This is sick!
Chuck Thompson: Harambe blames the human race for the death of his father and he’s here in EHWF to take his anger out on some humans!
The fans are cheering but are also worried, as Blade is a bloody mess on the canvas! Harambe lashes out at the fans but Kony Kongo calms him down and tells him his opponent is in the ring! Harambe Jr turns back and picks Blade up by his head! Blade swings a punch and hits Harambe but it has no effect and the gorilla loses it tearing some of Blade’s hear out and cutting up his face with his gorilla grip! Harambe punches Blade and sends him into the corner! Blade is a bloody pile of waste on the mat as Harambe Jr beats his chest and showboats!
Steve White: Somebody stop this damn match. Harambe is just laying waste to the Doctor of Thuganomics and the leader of the Blade Nation! This shouldn’t be allowed! How can management let this happen!
Chuck Thompson: Blade is a bloody, beaten and bruised pile of shit on the canvas and Harambe just looks angrier and angrier! Just stop the match ref, Harambe Jr wants to kill this guy!
John Blade: T-this is impossible! How can you see me!?
Harambe can see quite well and Jr pummels Blade some more! Blade is a bloody and bruised mess and the ref wants to stop it but Harambe rages at him and he ref cowers in fear! The fans give a mixed reaction! John Blade is hurt and Kony Kongo yells to destroy him! Harambe beats his chest but John Blade looks up and everyone is shocked. John Blade struggles to move his hand in front of his face while he looks up at Harambe from the mat!
Steve White: Wait… John Blade’s not done?!
John Blade: W-wor… W-word life!
Steve White: By Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: Watch out!
Harambe starts smashing the mat and Blade with his palms! He has Blade’s blood all over his hands and Blade is unconscious! The fans start to boo and the ref is forced to call it! John Blade is bleeding, bruised, KO’d and missing some teeth as Harambe reacts to the bell and beats his chest wildly!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… via Knock Out… Harambe Jr!
Harambe beats his chest as Kony Kongo comes in and raises his arm! The fans boo and Harambe Jr loses his shit! He barrels over the ropes and goes to storm the crowd but Kony Kongo stops him and tried to calm him down! He puts a shock collar around him but Harambe Jr still goes apeshit!
Kony Kongo: No man… No Harambe Jr! You don’ ‘ave ti worry ‘bout dem nah. You come ‘ere ta kill all humans so you gwan start with their greatest fighters remember! That’s why we in di EHWF!
Kony and the collar calm Harambe down. Harambe Jr grabs his barrel from ring side and puts it on his shoulder. They walk back up the ramp but Harambe Jr still has an outburst, breaking a light or knocking over part of the barricade on his way back up. EMT’s rush the ring and help John Blade immediately!
Steve White: By Gawd! John Blade is in a serious condition and Harambe and Kongo are leaving! What an impact!
Chuck Thompson: Who the fuck is going to beat a psychotic gorilla bent on revenge and killing humans Steve! This shouldn’t be allowed in EHWF! This is madness!!
Harambe roars at the fans and beats his chest on the stage while Kongo claps and we fade out to a Shane Trudex promo.
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the opening contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is set for one fall!
The lights dim down and gray spotlight lights begin highlighting throughout the arena. As the spotlight continues to wave across over the crowd, smoke start to rise up from the top of the entrance ramp when two figures begin to make their ways out from the entrance curtains. Before their faces become visible, “Violence Fetish” by Disturbed hits over the PA system and the fans erupt with cheers.
He steps out from the smoke with his arms extended outward and his head looking up at the top of the ramp. He has his eyes close as his wife walks out beside him. She is clapping as she cocks her head up. Jason Phoenix is wearing a pair of silver wrestling tights with black lettering that reads, “Phoenix” down the right leg. He has a black and silver cape tied by a string around his neck. Morgan Alvertez has a short black strapless dress with a pair of clear stiletto heels. She begins strutting down the ring after her husband as fans hang over the barricade trying to touch the Living Legend. He remains fixated on the ring as he’s glaring down at it. He makes his way to the ring apron as Morgan Alvertez struts over to the steel stairs. As she makes her way to the ring apron, Jason Phoenix walks along to the front of the ring. She ducks down under the second rope entering the ring as her husband pulls himself on the apron, and turning toward his adoring fans. She struts over to him as she reaches her hands over to the string of his cape. He unties it as the cape falls to the ring apron and he starts screaming in tongues. Morgan Alvertez walks over to the far corner and leans her elbow on the top turnbuckle as she smirks over at her husband. He turns sideways and steps over the second rope. Once inside the ring, he walks to the opposing corner and climbs on the second rope. He opens his arms up and starts to yell, “The Era of the Phoenix is here!” He looks up at the ramp when his theme slowly fades and the lights flicker back on.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... Jason Phoenix!
The lights in the arena slightly fade as the intro to Demi-Gods plays. Strobe lights flash around the entrance way as Shane Trudex walks out giving it that strobe slow-mo effect. Sporting his long jacket and sunglasses, he stops looking out at the crowd before slightly opening his jacket revealing his muscular figure and raising his arm into the air. The strobe lights stop flickering and Trudex smirks as he takes his hands, brushing them across his ripped ab muscles. He slowly walks towards the ring; ignoring and dodging any hand slap attempts from the crowd. Once he reaches the ring, he climbs the steel stairs, and slowly paces across the ring apron before spinning and leaning back against the ropes, bouncing against them. He slowly steps through the ropes, removing his jacket as he enters the ring. He walks over to the corner and climbs up onto the turnbuckle before motioning towards his god-like physique as he raises his arm into the air again with that slight smirk on his face. He leaps down to the ring apron and removes his sunglasses, handing them outside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next... His opponent… Shane Trudex!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Shane Trudex vs. Jason Phoenix
The bell sounds and Jason and Shane come into the center and get in each others face! Shane throws the first punch, a right hand right into the jaw of Phoenix! Phoenix responds with one of his own until Trudex pushes Phoenix back and dropkicks him dead in the corner! Trudex pulls back and starts hitting Phoenix in the corner with big corner thrusts to the gut and chest then pulls back and whips Phoenix into the opposing corner! Trudex runs up for a corner move but Phoenix jumps up and Trudex runs into his boot! Phoenix runs up and takes Trudex down with a massive running high knee in the center of the ring! The fans go wild as Trudex looks up and we see him bleeding from his mouth!
Steve White: Shane Trudex has been instrumental in helping Jade get where she is and he could help her become a double champion tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Phoenix was impressive in his debut last week and this week it looks as if both of these men want this big win so they can rank in on the roster!
Phoenix picks Trudex up and headbutts him! Trudex stumbles around until Phoenix follows up with an enziguri! Trudex hits the ropes and gets one leg out, forcing the ref to come over and halt the action. Trudex gets up and comes at Phoenix again but Phoenix goes to lock up and Trudex takes refuge on the ropes once more! The fans boo as the ref holds Phoenix back. Trudex quickly runs out and locks up with Phoenix! Trudex goes low and knees Phoenix in the gut then hammers Phoenix in the back with hard shots, sending him to his knees! Trudex bounces off of the ropes and drags a big boot right across Phoenix’s skull! The fans shrill at the sight as Trudex quickly covers him!
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Steve White: Ohhh that was a close one right there! Trudex might be a sneak but he really knows how to fight!
Chuck Thompson: Trudex may be having his debut match but he is a skilled wrestler! Which one of these newbies will go the distance tonight!?
Trudex picks Phoenix up but Phoenix drops down and hits a jawbreaker! The fans cheer as Phoenix gets back up! They trade blows until Trudex boots Phoenix in the gut and lines him up for a running move but Phoenix side steps out of it and gets Trudex in a sleeper hold! Trudex yells in pain but Phoenix keeps him twisted up and runs him right into the turnbuckle! Phoenix backs off and runs up hitting Trudex with a big running high corner knee then runs him over and hits him with a snapmare in the center of the ring! The fans go nuts as Phoenix covers Trudex, hooking both legs!
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Steve White: And Phoenix turns the tables in this match once again! Phoenix is really impressing since his entry to Mayhem!
Chuck Thompson: If Phoenix can keep this up then for sure he will find his way to gold in the very near future!
Trudex elbows Phoenix in the side of the head and gets up! Trudex plants a big dropkick square on Phoenix’s chest and sends him to the mat! Trudex thinks Phoenix is done after that one and lines him up as he struggles to his feet! Trudex goes for it but Phoenix ducks down and hits Trudex with a big STO slam! Phoenix wants to finish it but Trudex swats Phoenix with a quick kick to the head! Both men quickly get up!
Steve White: Trudex not going down without a figt and now Phoenix looks worried!
Chuck Thompson: Trudex won’t stay down! Incredible action from both as Trudex shifts control from Phoenix once again!
Trudex spins Phoenix around and goes for a power move but Phoenix lifts Trudex up and gets him over his shoulders! Trudex thumbs Phoenix in the eye while he’s up there and Trudex falls to the mat and rolls Phoenix up! The fans boo as out of nowhere Jade appears from the crowd taking off an Elysia Mask and slides towards the apron and holds Phoenix’s legs from the roll up! The fans boo as the ref who hasn’t seen Jade, counts!
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The ref stops his count and looks up and sees Jade holding Phoenix’s legs down from the apron while Trudex covers. The fans go NUTS and cheer! Jade quickly stops and backs off but the ref has seen! She starts to plead her innocence but she’s been caught in the act. Trudex gets up and argues with the ref. the ref argues back and berates Jade on the outside which pissed Trudex off. Trudex shoves the ref and the ref shakes his head. He points at Jade then calls for the bell! The fans go wild!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner via disqualification… Jason Phoenix!
Steve White: Jade got caught trying to pull a fast one for Trudex! Justice!
The fans cheer but Trudex doesn’t want to hear it! Phoenix gets up and laughs, ready to fight once more. Trudex shakes his head and rolls outside. Jade tries to apologize but Trudex shrugs it off and says there is nothing to apologize for. Trudex points at Phoenix and signals that they are far from over! We fade out.
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the main event contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a Hardcore Match and it is for the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
The lights dim, and red streaks flash, as the sound of a strumming guitar and drums play over the sound system. Jade appears on top of the ramp wearing her traditional black wrestling boots, jean shorts, a white tank top and a black leather jacket, as the song picks up its tempo, and the lyrics are heard over the speakers.
You know I'd like to meet you there
And you know I won't be late
That's where she wants to go
And I've been wait-ing all this while
To see to my ba-by smile
a-long some o-pen road
She starts to progress down the ramp, just gazing ahead of her at the ring, determination across her face as she tunes out the shouting of the crowd.
And there's noth-ing I can say
to make this feel-ing change
and that's where she'll lay
And you know I'm at the tow
of the whip-ping post
and that's where she's gon-na lay me
She then makes her way up the steel steps and quickly gets into the ring between the top and middle rope. She flips her brown hair back out of her face, as she walks around the ring, and gazes out into the crowd, her jaded eyes gleaming in concentration. She takes off her leather jacket, and throws it out of the ring, and a staff member takes it and puts it out of the way.
'Cause she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
'Yeah she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
The music slowly fades out, as she waits for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: Introducing… She is the Showtime Champion and the challenger tonight… Jade!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Jack You Up" by Mindless Self Indulgence began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. The EHWF Hardcore Championship strapped around his waist He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would unstrap the Hardcore Championship from around his waist then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope. He would then throwing his right hand that held the Hardcore Championship into the air and yell out into the cheers from the crowd as "Back You Up" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, before handing the Hardcore Championship to the referee and then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And next her opponent… He is the EHWF Hardcore Champion… Wilmer Patacky!
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Wilmer Patacky (c) vs. Jade
The bell sounds and Wilmer and Jade make their way out to the outside as quick as they can! Wilmer slides in with a kendo stick as Jade comes in with a chair! Wilmer swings but Jade ducks him then cracks him in the back with the steel chair! The fans go wild as Wilmer falls to the mat and Jade cracks the chair over Wilmer’s skull! Jade tosses the chair away and picks Wilmer up. Wilmer manages to get a jab in on Jade but Jade hits Wilmer with a spinning kick to Wilmer’s chest! Jade picks up the kendo stick and swings it but Wilmer dashes out of the corner to avoid it! Wilmer rolls out of the ring! Jade tosses the stick out at him but he jumps out of the way. Jade slides out of the ring and locks up with Wilmer but he runs her back first into the apron! Wilmer picks up a VCR on the outside and swings it but Jade ducks down and Wilmer’s VCR springs off the bottom rope and hits him in the face! The fans go nuts as Jade jumps on Wilmer and takes him down to the ground then starts pounding his head with big shots!
Steve White: By Gawd! Wilmer was taking it to Jade but Jade coming back with some big offense! She’s playing it smart and is trying to hold Wilmer down as much as possible!
Chuck Thompson: She never got the chance to defeat Silver Kazama for the Hardcore Championship but she’s on to the next best thing. Jade wants to use this opportunity not only to take out Wilmer but to also become a double champ!
Wilmer pushes Jade off of him. They get up and Wilmer swats a kick right into Jade’s midsection then smacks her head off of the apron! Wilmer rolls Jade back into the ring and grabs a trashcan, bringing it into the ring with him. Wilmer gets in and runs at Jade, cracking her in the back with the trashcan and sending her to the mat! Jade gets on her knees and Wilmer goes to bring the trashcan down on her skull but she grabs onto it and gets up, booting Wilmer with a nasty low blow snatching the can off of him! Jade tosses the trashcan at Wilmer but he grabs it only to have it rammed into his face by Jade! Wilmer Patacky rolls out of the ring and holds his bleeding forehead as he limps over to an announce table to recover!
Steve White: Wilmer didn’t see that one coming, he can’t underestimate Jade here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer Patacky can outclass Jade there is no doubt about it but if he underestimates her and if she plays it smart like she has been then Jade has a real chance!
Jade slides out and boots Wilmer in the gut! She slams the side of his head off of the announce table and falls off to the side! Jade picks Wilmer up but he has his Hardcore Championship belt in his hand and rams it into Jade’s face! Jade falls against the table and to the ground as Wilmer cracks her in the back with the belt! Jade yells in pain as Wilmer grabs her and whips her away but she reverses it last moment and sends Wilmer into the steel steps! The fans go wild for the action as Jade gets to her feet. Wilmer is straight back up! He hits Jade with a big dropkick and she hits the announce table! She grabs a glass from the table and swipes it at Wilmer but Wilmer is too quick! He knocks the glass out of her hands then hits her with a big right hand! Wilmer smacks her head off of the table then runs her up at great speed, right into the barricade right behind Steve and Chuck!. Wilmer looks around to follow up but as she does Shane Trudex comes over the barricade from the crowd with the Showtime Championship belt and hits Wilmer in the side of the skull with it! The fans boo as Wilmer goes down, holding his bleeding face!
Steve White: By Gawd! Shane Trudex! Shane Trudex! We knew he’d be out here tonight! He’s interfering to help Jade just like Jade did with his match just before! Wilmer is down!
Chuck Thompson: The only thing is, Trudex can’t get Jade disqualified in this match unlike what she did just before…
Trudex is ruthless, he starts stomping out the bleeding Wilmer then picks him up and blasts him in the face with a big right hand then snaps a kick to his chest sending him against the announce table! Trudex goes to follow up but Wilmer ducks a few swings then comes back, punching Trudex in the gut! Trudex swings back but Wilmer is too quick! Wilmer blasts him with a few quick jabs then smacks his head off the table! Trudex is hurt and still hurt from before in his match! Wilmer picks Trudex up overhead and drops him chest first on the barricade! Trudex is finished but Wilmer is bleeding and hurt from the whole ordeal.
Steve White: By Gawd! Wilmer does away with Trudex with superior fighting skills and great speed! Wilmer isn’t looking too goo after all of that though, it’s basically turned into a two on one!
Chuck Thompson: Well I don’t think Trudex is getting up after that but he served his purpose… He saved Jade, Wilmer could have beaten her in that time and probably would have as well but Trudex did the damage! Now it’s a little more even.
Wilmer Patacky grabs Jade from the ground and starts hammering her with big elbows in the back! Wilmer Patacky tosses Jade back into the ring. He hoists her up and looks for Nocturnal Emission but it’s no good, Jade still has fight left in her as she has recovered in that time and she elbows her way out! Jade in desperation fires a massive roundhouse kick but Wilmer is able to side step her and attack her with a flurry of strikes with amazing and explosive speed!
Steve White: Wilmer may be bloody and hurt but that speed is amazing and he’s using it to finish Jade off right now just as he did with Trudex!
Chuck Thompson: Trudex did the damage but Wilmer is fighting like a champ here tonight and overcoming the odds and dirty tricks!
Jade isn’t finished yet. She blasts Wilmer in the jaw with a big uppercut! Wilmer falls back and looks around but there aren’t any weapons left in the ring! Wilmer runs up and spears Jade down to the mat! The fans are going wild as Wilmer gets on top of Jade and blasts a forearm or two over her face but Jade has brass knuckles up her sleeve and hits Wilmer in the face with them! Wilmer gets up and Jade starts hammering her brass clad fist into Wilmer’s skull! The fans shrill at the sight as Wilmer yells in pain and he starts bleeding badly! Jade runs up and punts him in the side of the ribs! He coughs up some blood and she goes for another brass knuckle shot but Wilmer knocks them out of her hand, springs up and dropkicks her in the chest from the mat! Both fall to the canvass!
Steve White: By Gawd! Wilmer got fucked up! He’s in bad shape and should be knocked out right now but he fought back! What a move! A dropkick from the mat!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah but he didn’t get all of it! He’s losing strength and needs to end this as fast as he can! He’s done an amazing job fighting Trudex and Jade but if he can’t put her away soon he won’t have enough power left to do so!
Jade backs off as Wilmer lunges at her! She ducks a few swings then fires Botox Buster but but Wilmer grabs her leg and hoists her up on his back! Jade elbows her way off back to the mat as she goes for Break A Bitch from behind but Wilmer reverses it and goes for Lubrication Twist but Trudex is on the apron and cracks Wilmer in the back of the skull with a steel chair from behind! The fans lose their shit with boos! The ref pushes Trudex off of the apron and Wilmer stumbles around!
Steve White: By Gawd! Shane Trudex! Shane Trudex! That bastard! I thought he was finished! Get his fucking ass out of here!
Chuck Thompson: Damn it Trudex! Wilmer still standing though!
Wilmer is just a mess of bruises and blood! He can’t see properly and can barely stand. He begins to fade in and out as his vision slurs. He catches himself before he falls and looks up, spitting up some blood. He puts his hand on his chest and smirks as the fans boo with Jade hitting a desperate Botox Buster on Wilmer! She covers and gets her legs up on the ropes!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… And the NEW Hardcore Champion… Jade!
Steve White: No! No! It shouldn’t have gone like that! NO!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer with one last smirk, defying judgment and sending the message that he fought with heart and nothing else…
Jade gets helped up by Shane Trudex. Both are hurt and bleeding and can barely walk but they limp out of the ring and Shane holds Jade’s arm up high. She raises both of her titles high as the fans boo. Wilmer lies on the mat and looks out at the crowd as we fade out to a video package for the EHWF Championship match!
We come back to the ring where Sah'ta Thor, Sujir Thorn, Santara Thor and Aaron Fredrick Hudson are all in the ring. They each have a mic except for Hudson and the fans are wildly booing them. They wait for the crowd to quiet down before Thor starts to speak.
Sah'ta Thor: Last week you all would have seen the Thor Family and the Empire of Blood reform and reunite! Last week we said we would once again climb to the top of EHWF and we would do so by taking out the all-powerful Mazzio! The man who said I didn't have what it took to train with him! The man who turned his back on me because I was too weak to hang with him... That may have been true, Mazzio might be physically stronger than everyone else but when the full power of the Thor Family takes him on, the all powerful will be NO MORE!
The fans boo and lose their shit as they rage and pelt the Thor's with garbage.
Sah'ta Thor: Shut up you ugly Miami crowd! We are the Thor's, the true leaders of EHWF! We will get all the titles and fuck everyone’s wives!
Sujir Thorn: And once Mazzio is defeated by our hand not only will my father have gotten revenge, not only will there be nothing that can stop us but our reputation will be feared across the entire wrestling world!
Santara: Yes... So, when we are granted an opportunity to destroy Mazzio in the near future you can gua...
Mazzio's music hits and the fans go BERSERK with cheers! Mazzio comes out on the stage and shakes his head as the fans go wild for him! Mazzio pulls back then runs down the ramp and leaps up on the apron causing all of the Thor Family faction to dash to the other side of the ring! Mazzio smirks and gets in the ring as the Thor's look apprehensive of him.
Steve White: And here he is! Mazzio has heard enough. Mazzio is looking insanely impressive ever since his return last month and I'm sure he doesn't appreciate some scrubs talking smack about him like this!
Chuck Thompson: This guy is a machine! He's a beast! Mazzio's improvements in 2016 have made him terrifyingly dangerous to come up against! I hope the Thor's know what they're doing...
Mazzio: When you're granted an opportunity to destroy me in the near future? The near future? WHAT'S WRONG WITH TRYING RIGHT NOW!
Mazzio's voice booms through the arena and the Thor's cling to the ropes for refuge! The Thor's attitude has changed and they all look at each other. They push Sah'ta Thor forward and he gulps as Mazzio looks down at him in the center of the ring.
Sah'ta Thor: W-well we're not r-ready for you quite yet... We need time to prepare, time to decide which one of us will fight you...
Mazzio: Which one?! Don't sweat that, I already went to Assistant GM Rose and got her to ensure that when Mazzio meets the Thor's that it's going to be Mazzio vs. as many Thor's signed to the faction... So I guess it's all 4 of you on to me!
The Thor's look confused and the fans go wild. Eventually Santara smirks and reasons with his family.
Steve White: WHAT?! Why would Mazzio do that!? Why would he put the odds against himself like this!?Bah Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: Mazzio doesn't look too worried...
Santara: Ha! Why? Why would you do such a stupid thing!? Now it's going to be a lot easier to defeat you Mazzio... Why stack the entire deck so heavily against yourself, huh?
Mazzio: So when I kick your asses and shut your ugly fat mouths then I destroy and end all four of you at once and humiliate you in the process... It'll be easy...
Santara: Ha! Your stupidity and over confidence will cost you your career and perhaps your life... If that's the case let's have the 4 on 1 handicap match next week on Mayhem!
Thor gets upset and tries to reason with his father...
Sah'ta Thor: W-wait... Father... H-He's not n-no...
Santara: Nonsense my boy, he's handing us this victory on a silver platter! We accept! Next week on Mayhem it is...
Mazzio: That's good to hear... Very good to hear! Next week I will decimate the Thor Family and give all of you a fitting send off... None of you should have ever come back... I guess I'll see you guys next week... Now get the fuck out of my ring...
Sujir Thorn: Pfft please, your r...
Mazzio crushes the microphone in his hand.
Mazzio: I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT!!
Mazzio shouts with an explosive and booming voice that blasts around the arena! The fans block their ears and the Thor Family damn near fall to the canvas! The Thor's quickly roll out of the ring and leg it back up the ramp. They look at each other and look like they regret their decision. They stare in shock at Mazzio's show of power while he smirks back at them...
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Mazzio with a display of confidence, dominance and force - putting doubt into the Thor Family! Will he really make them all eat their words next week?
Mazzio slides out of the ring and the Thor's dash back behind the curtain to the outside. The fans go wild for a smirking Mazzio who slowly makes his way up the ramp.
Patricia Downs makes her way back into the ring with a mic!
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the main event contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this main event contest will be contested in Hell in a Cell and it is for the EHWF Championship!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... Conner Creed!
Kevin Hunter’s music hits and he comes out to a mixed reaction. While on the stage he holds his title belt up high and then makes his way down the ramp. He gets in the ring and looks around then waits for his opponent to show up.
Patricia Downs: And next... The Jr Heavyweight Champion... Kevin Hunter!
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth-shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the curtain and out on to the stage, followed by Hannah Walters, who has the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two make their way down the ramp, bombarded by a wave of boo's from the crowd. Sykes and Walters ignore the crowd and stay on their path. When they reach ringside, Eli Sykes hops up onto the apron while Hannah Walters makes her way around, climbing the steel steps. Eli Sykes sits on the middle rope and lifts the top rope, and Hannah Walters steps through them. Eli Sykes follows her between the ropes and the two meet in the center of the ring. Hannah Walters hands Eli Sykes the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hoists it above his head and proceeds to yell inaudible things at the crowd, who continue to boo him. He hands the World Heavyweight Championship back to Hannah Walters, who then displays it while Eli Sykes taunts the crowd some more. Hannah Walters plants a kiss on Eli Sykes' cheek, then exits the ring while Sykes waits for his match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And finally... The EHWF Champion... Eli Sykes!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Eli Sykes (c) vs. Kevin Hunter vs. Conner Creed
The cell slowly drops over the ring as the three men eye each other down. The second the cell locks in place, Creed explodes out and takes Eli down with a shoulder block! He gets on Eli and starts beating him with hard lefts and right on the mat before Hunter picks Creed up and knees him in the gut then tosses him over the top rope and sends him to the floor! The fans are going wild! Hunter turns around but gets booted in the gut by Eli then taken out with a spinning heel kick to the face! Eli gets up and goes to pick Hunter up but Creed grabs Eli's boot from the outside and drags him out of the ring! Creed runs Eli up and bounces his head off of the chain link wall! Eli falls to the floor, bleeding!
Steve White: What a brutal and ruthless contest this is turning out to be! All three men using this unforgiving structure to punish one another to get the greatest prize in professional wrestling!
Chuck Thompson: Creed looks like he wants to take an early lead here and get back in this one by taking out Eli as quickly as he can! A good strategy?
Hunter doesn't waste time and slides outside, hitting Creed with big right hands! Creed responds with a big boot to the gut! Creed hoists Hunter up and sideslams him into the cage wall! Hunter coughs up and holds his stomach in pain! Creed walks behind Hunter and boots him in the back and Hunter falls to his knees! Creed gets Hunter in a headlock but Hunter pushes Creed off of him and Creed smashes into the cage wall! Creed holds his arm and turns around but Hunter hits Creed with a running big boot! Creed hits the cage and falls in a heap on the floor! Hunter grabs the cage and starts to stomp him out until Eli hits Hunter with a spinning kick to the head! Hunter drops and Eli grabs him by the hair and pulls him up!
Steve White: Hunter was dominating but Eli just put him down with some impressive and very fast offense! It’s amazing Eli still is the favourite after all of this!
Chuck Thompson: No one wants to bet against Eli and with good reason! The problem with this match is that all three men are perfectly at home inside this brutal hell in a cell!
Eli runs Hunter up and tosses him into the cage door! The door flings open and Hunter hits the floor! Blood splashes around as Hunter tries to crawl to his feet! Eli doesn't let him though as he slams the cell door Hunter's head! He does it again, then again! Eli keeps going and the fans are going wild! Hunter is fucked up and Eli goes for one more but Creed comes from behind and runs a big boot into Eli's back, blasting him into and through the door and on the outside of the cell! The fans are on their feet and Creed gets out of the cell! Eli gets up and Creed knees Eli in the gut then whips him into the outside wall of the cage!
Fans: OHHHHHHHHH!
Steve White: Creed back in this one now and he instantly stops Eli’s dominance and smacks his head off of that cage wall! The blood and the pain in this one is disgusting!
Chuck Thompson: Eli looks to have lost a lot of blood from that last shot into the cage and he looks pretty groggy! Creed will show no mercy though!
Creed boots Eli while he's down then picks him up by his hair! Eli quickly blasts an elbow into Creed's face! Eli thinks quickly with another big elbow then he slams Creed's face into the cage wall! Eli holds onto Creed's head and drags Creed's face up and down the cage! Creed yells out as blood gets smeared on the chain link wall! Eli pulls Creed back and bounces his head off of the chain link wall then tosses him on the floor! Eli yells in Creed's face while he's down and the fans boo him! Eli flips the fans off but they start to cheer again as Kevin Hunter knocks Eli to the floor with a big running forearm to the back of the neck! Hunter is in pain and bleeding pretty bad from his neck and head but he still picks Eli up and tosses him back first into the barricade!
Steve White: Eli did the damage to Hunter earlier but Hunter still somehow has the energy to send Eli into the damn barricade! Hunter might be pulling away with control in this one!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter may have neutralized Eli for now but that isn’t going to keep him down! Haven’t you learned anything yet Steve!
Eli rolls in pain and Hunter boots him against the barricade until Creed runs up and punches Hunter in the back of his head! Creed grabs Hunter and whips him into the cage wall! Hunter falls to the floor and blood is everywhere! Creed turns to Eli. Creed picks Eli up and pulls him back, he whips him into the barricade so hard that he takes out the piece of the barricade he tosses him into and Eli ends up in the front row! The fans are going nuts, Eli looks like he’s out!
Steve White: By Gawd! Creed sent Eli though the damn barricade! Creed with that powerful toss through the barricade! This guy is serious!
Chuck Thompson: Creed is ruthless! He’s powerful! He’s dominant and he might be the next EHWF Champion!
Creed sees Hunter trying to get up so he helps him up and knees him in the gut then pulls him back and tosses him through the cage door back into the cell! Hunter is hurt but Creed doesn’t care! Creed grabs Hunter but Hunter buys some time by thumbing Creed in the eye! Hunter runs up and runs Creed into the ring post! The fans are all on their feet! They’re going nuts and they love the action! Hunter takes a moment to recover. He gets up and grabs Creed by the hair! He rolls him back in the ring and the fans go nuts! Hunter comes back in and wants a cover but Creed snaps a big kick into Hunter’s head, swatting him away!
Steve White: Hunter found control but Creed won’t go down that easy! Now Hunter looks like he’s in trouble!!
Chuck Thompson: Look at the blood! Look at the bruises! Look at the carnage! This is too much!
Creed gets up and rams Hunter in the gut! He gets him on the corner but Hunter pushes him off and Creed lands on the mat hard! Suddenly Eli runs up behind Hunter and tosses him over the top rope to the outside! Creed gets Eli and slams him on the mat with all his remaining strength but can’t get a cover!
Steve White: Bah Gawd!!
Chuck Thompson: The canvas has been painted red! This is sick!
Eli gets up and swings a karate kick! Creed barely ducks it and bounces off of the ropes! He fires Clothesline From Hell but Eli ducks it and when Creed turns Eli hoists him on his back! Eli hits Creed with Syke Out! The fans go nuts with cheers and boos as Eli does it again! Eli limps over to go for a cover but Kevin Hunter outta nowhere with Killer Effect! The fans all GO NUTS!
Fans: AHHHHHH!!
Steve White: WHAT?!! HUNTER! HUNTER!
Chuck Thompson: NO WAY! NO!
Hunter hits Eli with Killer Effect and Eli is taken out, rolling out of the ring! Hunter turns to Creed and steals up a cover on him!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the NEW EHWF Champion… Kevin Hunter!
The fans are going berserk! Hunter can barely stand!
Steve White: Hunter did it! He did it by the skin of his nuts but he’s the new champion!!
Chuck Thompson: He did it! The boyhood dream has come true!!
Hunter tries his best to celebrate! A few moments pass and Eli walks back into the ring! Hunter is ready for a fight but Eli instead shakes Hunters hand!
Steve White: What a show of respect! Amazing match and an amazing night!!
Eli nods and goes to leave the ring! Hunter starts to celebrate again but Eli comes back in and kicks Hunter in the head from behind!
Chuck Thompson: NO! Well so much for respect!
Eli is pissed! He shakes his head in a rage then starts stomping Hunter out! He picks Hunter up and hits him with Syke Out!
Steve White: That’s enough!!
Chuck Thompson: Shit!
Eli rages! He kicks the title across the ring then goes over to Creed who struggles to get up! Eli hoists Creed on his back and walks around but the fans go NUTS and as Eli turns, he sees Xander Pierce! Pierce snaps a kick into Eli’s chest and he drops Creed! Creed is safe and Xander dropkicks Eli out of the ring!
Steve White: What the heck is Xander doing back!!
Chuck Thompson: I have no idea?! Revenge on Eli maybe? Xander Pierce is back and for some reason he came out here attack Eli…
The fans go nuts! Xander sits on the ropes and looks at the three downed men as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Well… It’s been an amazing night but that’s all we got time for! I can’t believe just how incredible this all was and I can’t wait to see the fallout of all of this on Mayhem next week! We’ll see you then, good night and be safe!
We see Xander looking at all three downed men and the blood smeared all over the area then we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.