Post by EHWF Management on Nov 15, 2016 9:34:49 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the stage where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw Kevin Hunter and Xander Pierce fight it out in one amazing match at Revenge that unfortunately ended in a draw! Tonight, their differences are far from over but they’ll have to put them aside as they will team up in the main event tonight against the NEW Challenge Champions – Beauty and The Beast! Can they work together or will they fall apart and tear into each other?
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for that one Steve because we all know their issues are far from over and something will go down in the main event! One match I’m looking forward to the most though is Mazzio and Wilmer teaming up to take on the AHW rookie team of Everett Aloni and Red Dragon. Red Dragon is a long embarrassment to the industry of professional wrestling, Everett Aloni is a new embarrassment to the industry of professional wrestling but these two rookies will get the chance to turn it all around in tag team action tonight! It’s just too bad they have to do it against two of the toughest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen in the ring!
Steve White: Zoe McDraven, Aubree Celeste and Jasmine Lunatic will go and compete in a pole match tonight where the winner will be given a title opportunity! Zoe and Aubree lost the Challenge Championships last week and it’s unknown what their relationship is like now but they’ll have something new to fight over when they are forced to fight each other, climb the pole and retrieve the title contract! Don’t miss that one!
Chuck Thompson: And if all that wasn’t enough for ya, we’re gonna open with a Showtime Championship defence and then see Conner Creed take on the intense John Blade and the weak Rockin’ Lunatic in triple threat action! This night is action packed with plenty of unique contests and I can’t wait to see where tonight goes Steve! Anything could happen!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what happens as we approach the final PPV of the year! Lets start the night!
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: This opening match is set for one fall and it is for the Showtime Championship!
The opening roar of "Kingdom" by Downstait is heard throughout the arena as the fans explode into cheers. Chris Dunn makes it out onto the stage as you can feel the energy radiating off of him as a more upbeat guitar is heard. Chris points down to the ground, before he is seen flailing his arms up and down as he spins around so his back is facing the ring, before jumping up and down a bit as Ella joins him her back facing the ring, a big smile on her face before Chris points towards the crowd and proceeds to twerk – to the delight of the female fans, before Chris runs his hands through his wet dirty blonde slicked back hair and throwing his arms out as he lets out a loud battle cry. He spins back around and does a small fist pump, you can see a smirk on Chris' face as he chews his gum. Once again Chris points downwards and pointing towards himself and then to the crowd before you can hear him yell out: "You know what time it is!" before this time pointing down over to the ring, running his hands through his hair a bit before slapping the back of his thighs a few times, flailing his arms up and down once more a bit. Chris made his way around the ring as he hopped up onto the other ring apron and went to enter the ring, however he hesitated and just sat on the middle rope and once again pointed downwards before then pointing out towards the crowd. Chris entered the ring completely as he walked around the ring, still chewing his gum as he stopped, looking out at the crowd another smirk appearing on his face as he removed his trademark sleeveless hoodie before beginning to hop up and down inside the ring, as he
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The Challenger tonight… Chris Dunn!!
The lights dim, and red streaks flash, as the sound of a strumming guitar and drums play over the sound system. Jade appears on top of the ramp wearing her traditional black wrestling boots, jean shorts, a white tank top and a black leather jacket, as the song picks up its tempo, and the lyrics are heard over the speakers.
You know I'd like to meet you there
And you know I won't be late
That's where she wants to go
And I've been wait-ing all this while
To see to my ba-by smile
a-long some o-pen road
She starts to progress down the ramp, just gazing ahead of her at the ring, determination across her face as she tunes out the shouting of the crowd.
And there's noth-ing I can say
to make this feel-ing change
and that's where she'll lay
And you know I'm at the tow
of the whip-ping post
and that's where she's gon-na lay me
She then makes her way up the steel steps and quickly gets into the ring between the top and middle rope. She flips her brown hair back out of her face, as she walks around the ring, and gazes out into the crowd, her jaded eyes gleaming in concentration. She takes off her leather jacket, and throws it out of the ring, and a staff member takes it and puts it out of the way.
'Cause she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
'Yeah she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
The music slowly fades out, as she waits for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And next his opponent… The Showtime Champion… Jade!
DING DING DING!
Jade and Chris step into the center of the ring after the bell rings. Jade glares at Chris, who simply just looks out at the crowd and smiles. Jade shoves Chris back, but Chris catches himself. He looks at Jade and laughs as he steps back up and gets into Jade's face. Jade starts yelling at Chris. Jade goes for a right hand that is blocked by Chris. Chris then responds by elbowing Jade hard across the face, causing the crowd to go wild!
Chuck Thompson: Chris Dunn fighting this one tough here tonight! He had such an explosive return last week and he’s not looking to waste the momentum this week!
Steve White: I think he should be careful. Jade knows how to win a match or two. Dunn really needs this win as he doesn’t want yet another run to go down the drain.
Chuck Thompson: If Dunn can manage to capture the title here tonight then I wouldn’t worry about him but that’s easier said than done!
Chris raises his right arms into the air with a big smile on his face as Jade stumbles back a bit, holding a hand over her cheek, quickly turning to anger. Jade hooks her arms around Chris's waist and lifts him up. Chris's eyes widen up in shock, as he tries to pull Jade's hands apart to break her grasp. Jade steps back before Chris can try to grab at the ropes, before spinning around and slamming Chris onto the mat on his face, chest and stomach. Jade quickly jumps to her feet only to drop a kneedrop across Chris's lower back. Chris holds his back in pain as Jade stays on the attack, lifting Chris up to his feet by his pulling on his hair. The referee warns Jade about the hair, right as Jade shoves Chris's face to make him step back a bit. Jade then smashes Chris in the side of his face with a back elbow. Chris spins around, holding his face in pain and leans against the ropes to keep his balance.
Steve White: Jade isn’t really hearing much of Dunn’s offense! He started out well but now it looks like Jade is taking it too him!
Chuck Thompson: Chris underestimated what she can do! Dunn has always had a problem with that and that’s probably what has affected his career most in the big leagues. Can he redeem himself tonight?
Jade goes for the attack again, but Chris quickly spins around and swings a huge right fist right into Jade's face. Jade hits the mat hard while Chris shakes the pain from his right fist. Jade is bleeding and Dunn follows up on her with a big sidekick!
Chuck Thompson: Boom! Jade goes down like a sack of potatoes! That was a massive kick just devastating her and Dunn might be back right here!
Chris quickly goes for the cover.
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Jade kicks out!
Steve White: He may have had a plan, Chuck...but it wasn't enough to put Jade away!
Chris looks at the ref, a little bit angry as he argues that it should have been three. Chris keeps arguing with the ref as Jade rolls over to the apron… Chris quickly goes for another pin.
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Kickout!
Steve White: Chris Dunn getting frustrated and going for another cover but it’s no good... Dunn needs to do more damage, he can’t fall into the same trap of not putting in enough effort on his opponents.
Chuck Thompson: That’s been his biggest problem and if he doesn’t fix it in this match he won’t win this title and it will be a lot harder for him to be taken seriously! He NEEDS this run to be a successful one!
Chris shakes his head in anger, as he gets up to his feet. He stomps down on Jade a few times. He does a quick taunt, before leaping up into the air and looking for a big elbow drop. Jade rolls out of the way just in time! Chris holds his elbow in pain, as Jade slowly starts to climb to her feet. Chris follows suit, and charges at Jade. Jade ducks a clothesline. As Chris bounces off the opposite ropes and comes flying back at Jade, Jade follows up by lifting Chris up and spinning him around, dropping down with a big sideslam! She goes for the cover.
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Kickout!
Steve White: A big move from Jade that took a lot out of her but Chris is still with it! Dunn isn’t saying no just yet! Here we go!
Chuck Thompson: You can’t just take Chris Dunn out with a few big moves! Dunn has a new wife, a new kid and a new outlook all to fight for and bah gawd he’s gonna fight right now!
Jade pushes herself up to her feet, watching as Chris starts to pull himself up as well. Jade bounces off of the ropes as Chris is now on his knees. As Jade comes back at Chris, Chris is in a hunched over position. Jade hooks her arms around Chris's neck as he spins around, planting the back of Chris's head into the mat with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd is on fire as Jade pounds her fist onto the mat before once again pushing herself up to her feet. Chris rolls out under the bottom rope to the outside to recover!
Steve White: Jade isn’t finished yet, she still has a lot of fight left in her and she keeps fighting control out of Chris’s hands! Dunn was up and down in this match but now he’s applying pressure!
Chuck Thompson: It’s not enough pressure though! Dunn is gonna fall into the same trap he always does and somehow fuck this up!
Jade once again bounces off the ropes and charges in Chris's direction. Jade leaps off of the mat, flying over the top rope while flipping in mid air. Chris sees it coming and dives out of the way sending Jade crashing down to the outside! The fans go wild as Jade screams in pain right in front of the announce table while Chris dashes to the apron.
Steve White: Did you see that, Chuck!? Right in front of us! Chris dodged and Jade may have taken herself out of this match!
Jade grabs the announce table and tries to stand but she’s too hurt. Chris Dunn gets up and eyes her off!
Chuck Thompson: Jade put it all on the line and tried to finish it with a big move! Dunn was too much for her and she had to end it but she may have just ended herself! Dunn might have caught a break here!
Steve White: This has been once amazing match so far Chuck but I think Chris is ready to strike and redeem himself!!
Chris rolls Jade back into the ring. Instead of going for the cover, Chris taunts her down there! Jade lunges up and pokes Chris in the eyes, which gets her enough time to get her to her feet! Jade instead starts to stalk Chris. Chris holds his eye in pain, while Jade kneels down a bit, waiting for Chris to climb back to his feet. Chris slowly starts to sit up, shaking the cobwebs out of his head before he starts to push himself up to his feet.
Chuck Thompson: Chris better watch himself! Jade is hurt but she’s right behind him and it doesn’t look like she’s happy! Jade with that dirty poke might have just bought herself time!
Chris now uses the ropes to help him to his feet, and is now facing into a turnbuckle, once again shaking out the effects of the eye gouge he turns around, he sees Jade charge at him, looking for the Bronco Buster. Chris impressively leaps over Jade, who goes crashing face first into the middle padded turnbuckle! Jade pushes herself up to her feet, and stumbles back...now she's the one shaking off the effects of her face smashing right into the turnbuckle. She doesn't have long to recover, however, as Chris charges at Jade. He leaps up, spinning in the air as he hooks his hands around Jade's neck. He then comes over and goes for the Showstopper!
Chuck Thompson: HE HIT IT! IT’S OVA… WAIT!!
The force and momentum of the move causes Jade to flip over onto her back but she is able to roll out and Dunn crashes to the mat! He holds his back and spins around looking for Jade but she rolls him up from behind and uses the ropes for leverage with a smirk on her face as the fans boo!
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3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and STILL the Showtime Champion… Jade!
The fans can’t believe it and they spiral into a flood of boos as Dunn lies on the mat… Defeated. Jade looks up and rolls out of the ring with the title belt with a smirk on her face as the fans throw garbage at her. Chris Dunn can’t believe it.
Chuck Thompson: Well… I’d hate to say it but Dunn was unable to do it and Jade got the best of him… She’s still the champion and Dunn is still in the same spot he was when he came back…
Dunn looks out with an empty gaze as Jade holds the title belt up on the stage and we fade out to a commercial.
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is set for one fall!
Atmosphere by Clenchfist blasts through put the arena as Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out onto the stage he looks around and signals as pyro shoots out of the stage he then makes his way down the ramp looking around at the fans he then slides into the ring walks over and poses in the corner and waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Rockin’ Lunatic!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent... Conner Creed!
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN BLADE!
John Blade runs out and salutes the booing fans then dances around and runs down the ramp! He slides in the ring and celebrates before waiting for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And finally… John Blade!
DING DING DING!
The bell tolls and Rockin’ Lunatic and Conner Creed instantly lock up and start fighting each other. John Blade sits up on the turnbuckle and watches on as the fans boo! Conner whips Rockin’ into the corner and hits him with a big running suplex! Conner Creed hoists Rockin’ Lunatic up and hits him with a big scoopslam! Conner sees Blade on the turnbuckle and gets pissed off. Conner clips Blade’s face with a swipe but Rockin’ hits Conner from behind!
Steve White: These guys are fighting it tough right now! Conner is kicking Rockin’’s ass and giving him one hell of a beating but John Blade is just trying to not get hurt!
Chuck Thompson: Rockin’ is getting his ass beat by Creed! Rockin’ is pathetic Steve! Always has been always will be...
Rockin’ gets up and punches Conner in the face! Conner fires back with a big right hand and drops Rockin’! Conner gets on top of Rockin’ and starts pummeling him in the head with hard rights! Rockin’ headbutts Conner off of him! Rockin’ gets up and locks up with Conner once more but Conner knees Rockin’ in the gut then forces him in the corner and bends him over! Conner tosses Rockin’ shoulder first into the turnbuckle then hoists him off of his back and tosses him on the mat with a big slam! The fans cheer as Conner stalks Rockin’!
Steve White: Rockin’ is getting fucked up and John Blade is just watching this one unfold! Blade looks like he wants no part of Creed right now!!
Chuck Thompson: That’s true I mean Creed is just fucking destroying Rockin’ with no regard for his health right now! This guy is ruthless...
Conner gets Rockin’ up but Rockin’ slides off and bounces off of the ropes then collides with Conner hitting a big shoulder block! Conner is scrambled but he gets up and catches a big punch from Rockin’ then plants him down with a huge atomic drop! Rockin’ screams in pain but Conner runs up and punts him in the ribs as hard as he possibly can! The fans go nuts as Rockin’ is hurt on the mat, coughing and spluttering everywhere. He tries to crawl out but Blade runs up and punts him back into the center of the ring. Blade then shakes his head at Rockin’!
Steve White: Blade coming into this one and attacking Rockin’ but he wants nothing to do with Creed right now!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know but Rockin’ Lunatic just got ass fucked from both sides and now he’s in a worse position! Rockin’ is a bleeding mess on the canvas… Look, he’s actually crying on the mat right now!
The fans boo. Conner gets down on top of Rockin’ Lunatic and starts beating in his battered and bloody head with massive rights and lefts on the mat! Rockin’ offers no resistance as Conner hits him as hard as possible. The ref sees enough and pulls Conner off of him then calls for the bell! The fans boo!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match via knockout! Conner Creed!
Conner gets up and starts to celebrate! John Blade backs off and we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a Pole Match where the first competitor to secure the contract from on top of the pole will win themselves a title opportunity!
The song Broken Dreams by Shaman's Harvest starts to blast right through the PA system. When the lead singer stars to sing the following words:
Out Of Time
So Say Goodbye
What Is Yours
Now Is Mine
That's when the beautiful Jasmine Lunatic starts to come on out being accompanied by her husband/ manager Rockin Lunatic. She's seen carrying a barbed wire baseball bat with nails on it smiling very evilly as they're seen walking past the fans. When they get to the ring, he holds the ring ropes open for her and she gives him a passionate kiss as she gets inside of the ring. He follows right behind her and stands beside her as she trash talks into the nearby camera as what she wants to do her next victim with a devilish smile on her face.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... Jasmine Lunatic!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And next... Zoe McDraven!
Patricia Downs: And finally... Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Jasmine locks up with Aubree and they battle in the center of the ring until Aubree headbutts Jasmine in the face and then uppercuts her into the corner! The fans love the action and get to their feet as Aubree starts beating Jasmine in the corner with hard right and left jabs at great speed! Jasmine starts to pound Aubree with heavy shots then pushes Aubree off of her! Aubree runs right back in and spears Jasmine into the corner again! Zoe pulls Aubree off of Jasmine then Zoe goes and starts beating Jasmine herself! Zoe gets some mean shots in until Aubree pulls her off and starts booting Jasmine in the corner. Zoe pulls Aubree off and the two get in each others face!
Steve White: Aubree and Zoe were partners and co Challenge Champions and now they're in a match against each other! How will they react towards each other in this one Chuck?
Chuck Thompson: Clearly to win it's everyone for themselves. They had a good relationship previously but you don't know of they blame each other for losing the titles. I don't know what their relationship is like!
Zoe and Aubree continue arguing until Jasmine dives out of the corner and takes Zoe out with a lariat! Jasmine gets on top of Zoe and goes to start beating her but Aubree yanks Jasmine off of Zoe and slings her into the corner! Aubree bounces Jasmines head off of the damn pole then brings her to the center where she hoists her up and plummets her down with a big scoopslam! Zoe wastes no time during the fight and climbs the pole! Aubree notices as Zoe gets up to the contract and Aubree runs into the ropes and pole, sending Zoe down to the canvas!
Steve White: Aubree not letting Zoe get up that pole easily! You're right, it us every woman for themselves here!
Chuck Thompson: It's getting exciting now but Jasmine Lunatic still has something to say!
Jasmine runs behind Aubree but Aubree sidesteps her and sends her headfirst back into the pole! Jasmine is a bleeding mess on the canvas and Zoe comes outta nowhere and sidekicks Aubree in the back of the head! Aubree goes down and Zoe climbs the pole! Zoe gets to the top and grabs the contract but Aubree grabs onto Zoe at the top with a monstrous leap! The fans are going nuts! Zoe let's go of the contract and both Zoe and Aubree fall to the canvas! Jasmine gets up and smirks.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! A super leap from Aubree there, incredibly impressive but Zoe sends both of them to the canvas out of desperation! What action we're seeing right now!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe is an intelligent and stealthy competitor and Aubree is a complete monster! It's the battle of the best here but it looks like Jasmine might have something to say!
Jasmine grabs Aubree by the hair and pokes her in the eyes! Zoe gets up but Jasmine boot her in the midsection and plants her with a big facebuster!
Jasmine tries to get up the pole but Aubree and Zoe yank her back down! Aubree hoists her up and Zoe flies over and grabs her neck hitting a neckbreaker combo on her! The fans go nuts! Jasmine rolls around in pain! She stumbles back up but Aubree superkicks the fuck out of her head! Jasmine hits the canvas and the fans go nuts but Aubree notices that Zoe has climbed the pole!
Steve White: Zoe almost to the top of the pole while Aubree was busy with Jasmine and now it looks like Zoe is gonna do it!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe doing the smart thing there and taking advantage of the situation and now she might do it!
Zoe starts unhooking the contract but Aubree, with another massive leap, scales the pole and grabs onto the contract as well! Zoe and Aubree wrestle for the contract at the top of the pole! Zoe elbows Aubree away but Aubree fires a right hand! Zoe loses her balance and grabs onto Aubree but they fall! Both women hit the mat and the fans go nuts! They try to scramble up but they’re both holding the contract still! The ref takes a moment and calls for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen… As a result of both Aubree and Zoe pulling down the contract and landing with it at the same time… They are both the victors of this match and the winners of the opportunity!
Aubree and Zoe both get up. They give the contract to the ref then stare each other down for a moment before shaking hands.
Steve White: Well both women are able to do it and it looks like their relationship isn’t fractured after all! What an exciting contest that was!
Chuck Thompson: Loved it! Zoe and Aubree are so exciting and Aubree is so damn fucking fine Steve! I wonder what title opportunity they just earned?
Jasmine isn’t happy. She gets up and gets in Aubree and Zoe’s faces. Zoe goes to walk away but instead hits her with Shockwave! Aubree picks Jasmine up and overhead as she hits her with Goddess Slam, right out of the ring! The fans go nuts and Jasmine is a destroyed bloody mess on the outside! We fade out to backstage.
We come in backstage into the GM office where Rose is waiting with the two Tag Team Championship belts. The fans see that Rose has the Tag Team titles and they go nuts as they watch on the tron.
Rose: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have with the EHWF Tag Team Championships. As of tonight the Tag Team Championships are to be vacated seeing as The Monstimals are unable to defend them!
The fans go nuts!
Steve White: The Tag Team Championships are vacant and open now! Raab and McPherson are unable to defend them so management has vacated them!
Chuck Thompson: We haven’t seen The Monstimals for some time now but it looks like that won’t matter! The Tag titles are now up for grabs again!
Rose: The Monstimals are entitled not only to a Tag Team Championship rematch but Lord Raab will also be entitled to a lower title shot as well as per an agreement in his contract. However, we do not know when or if The Monstimals and Raab will be returning…
The fans watch on as Rose holds the title belts up.
Rose: That being said, these titles will be up for grabs on Mayhem as they are vacated effective immediately!
The fans go nuts as Rose puts the belts down and we cut back to the arena.
We pan back to the ring where Patricia Downs is in the ring ready with her mic.
Patricia Downs: This following tag team match is set for one fall!
The Warrior Project's “Warrior’s Song{Hard Core}” blast of out the PA System, as Everett comes rushing out onto the stage. He makes his way to the middle of the ramp, and throws his fists into the air. Then he stalks his way down to ringside, where he hops up onto the apron. He looks side to side with his cold eyes, and then climbs into the ring. He dashes around the squared circle, then comes to rest in the far corner
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Everett Aloni!
The arena fades to almost complete darkness as lightning flashes on the video wall. Thunderclaps are heard as Behemoth - O Father O Satan O Sun begins to play throughout the arena. Lightning continues to flash on the video wall as a cemetery is panned through. The stage erupts in flames as Red Dragon rises to the stage from below. Scanning the crowd he grins and begins a slow walk towards the ring as a blood red spotlight is on him. . Once at ringside he slides under the bottom rope and rolls up to his feet as a Pentagram appears in the middle of the ring. Fire erupts from all four corner post as he leans against the ropes with the bloody femur in his hands waiting on his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Red Dragon!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Got Yours" by Yellowcard began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope. He would then throwing his right index finger into the air and yell out into the cheers from the crowd as "Got Yours" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, before he began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And next… Wilmer Patacky!
Young Kings hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big sillouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And finally his partner… Mazzio!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and it’s on! Wilmer locks up with Red Dragon and Wilmer starts to hammer Red Dragon with powerful forearms and lefts and rights! Wilmer spins a kick into Red’s gut, then uppercuts his chin then hits him with a big Enziguri! The fans go nuts after the massive combo from Wilmer!
Steve White: Wilmer Annihilating the AHW guys with a crushing combo right there and this one is already heating up!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer overpowering Red Dragon and Red Dragon along with Everett Aloni and AHW have always been pathetic right?
Wilmer picks Red Dragon up and tosses him into the corner then follows up with a big running corner knee! Wilmer whips Red Dragon into the opposing corner then follows up but hitting him with a mean takedown! Wilmer is on top and gets a few big shots in! They turn around and Wilmer is first to strike with a sidekick to the head! Wilmer then tags in Mazzio!
Steve White: Wilmer does the damage and now tags in the incredible Mazzio! Its’ not looking good for the AHW fags!
Chuck Thompson: Mazzio is ready to destroy some homos right here tonight and that’s just what he’s gonna do!
Mazziop comes in and stops Everett in his tracks! Mazzio picks up Everett and Red Dragon, throws them up then spins around and hits them with a big double lariat on their way back down! Everett gets tosses around by Mazzio then hoisted up and plummeted into the mat with a huge spinebuster! Everett cries in pain on the outside until Mazzio spears him!
Steve White: Mazzio with a massive fucking spear and the AHW guys have been destroyed! Wilmer and Mazzio have ruined their team!
Chuck Thompson: AHW are massive fucking faggot Steve! Mazzio just runs through their teaming like nothing
Mazzio then turns to Red Dragon! Wilmer superkicks Red Dragon in the skull and sends him towards us! Mazzio then hits him with another big Spear! Everett tries to get up but BANG an Iron Punch back out of the ring! Mazzio then waits for Red Dragon and finishes him with Infinite Dismissal! The fans go wild and the AHW guys are completely destroyed! Mazzio covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Mazzio and Wilmer Patacky!
The fans go nuts as Wilmer and Mazzio celebrate! Everett tries to cry up to his feet but Mazzio rushes over and KOs him with an Iron Punch! The fans go wild as we fade out!
We pan back to the ring where Patricia Downs is in the ring ready with her mic.
Patricia Downs: This following tag team match is set for one fall!
"Bad Guy" by Eminem hits the speakers and a booing crowd stands to their feet as they start chanting, "go away."
Mike Smith walks out from the back with Crystal Taylor at his side. She turns toward him and starts clapping as he perches his hands on his waist, staring at the booing crowd. Christian Taylor jogs out from the back and he hops on Mike Smith's back with his legs fastening around his midsection. He raises his right fist to the ceiling and shouts, "we the bomb, bitches!" Remaining on Mike Smith's back, Mike showing his true strength as he continues to walk normally down the ramp with Crystal beside him. They pass the fans as Christian pretends to want to backhand the booing fans. Once they make it to the bottom of the ramp, Christian hops off Mike's back onto the apron and climbs up to the second rope, kneeling his knee on the top turnbuckle, looking through the audience. Mike pulls himself up on the apron and steps over the second rope. He walks to the middle of the ring as Crystal hustles up the steel stairs and dips down under the second rope as Christian backflips off the turnbuckle. He stands on the bottom rope and leans over the rope, blowing a kiss to the booing fans as Crystal smirks at her husband while standing beside Mike Smith in the middle of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Challenge Champions… The Beauty and The Beast!
The opening piano beings and slowly transitions to the opening riff of Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold. The fans elevate to their feet as The Vigilante, Xander Pierce, steps out onto the stage, wearing his usual wrestling attire. He raises his arms up to the sky and basks in the glory. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, greeting a few fans here and there as he reaches the ring. Leaping up onto the steel steps, he walks across the ring edge motioning for the crowd to continue their prayers. He leaps over the ring ropes and poses in the center of the ring before moving to a corner of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And Their opponents… First… Xander Pierce!
Kevin Hunter comes out to the stage. He walks down the ramp but trips up. He gets back up and ignores the boos then gets in the ring waiting for the bell.
Patricia Downs: And lastly… The EHWF Champion and Jr Heavyweight Champion… Kevin Hunter!
DING DING DING!
Smith and Hunter start the match off. They come to the center and lock up and Smith quickly gets Hunter in a headlock! Hunter struggles in the hold for a few moments until he twists out of it and hits Mike with a lariat! Mike gets up and ducks a second lariat attempt from Hunter! The two lock up and Hunter gets a big knee to the gut from Smith! Smith grabs Hunter by the hair and runs to the corner, jumping up the ropes and hitting Hunter with a big cutter, rebounding off of the ropes! Smith sees Hunter down on the mat and he goes to climb the turnbuckle for an axe handle but Hunter gets to his knees and shakes the top rope, causing Smith to fall back down on the mat! Hunter goes to take advantage. He sprints to the ropes and springs off of the top one and crossbodies towards Smith but Smith puts his knees up and Hunter falls to the mat in pain!
Chuck Thompson: Nice tag team match up we have here tonight! Hunter and Pierce don’t want a bar of each other and they had so many issues last week! There is so much unfinished business between the two and it’s gonna get real!
Steve White: Hunter and Pierce have to work together here tonight but you can tell they don’t wanna! On the other hand you can see confidence in the team of Beauty and the Beast as they are the new Challenge Champs!
Chuck Thompson: It’s going to be an interesting one that’s for sure but I’m convinced Hunter and Pierce can’t work together!
Eventually the two men get up. Hunter swings at Smith but Smith ducks it and comes back with left and right jabs of his own, dropping Hunter! Smith picks Hunter up and goes for a finisher but Hunter pushes Smith off of him and against the ropes! Smith bounces back and ducks a kick from Kevin! Smith grabs Hunter on the back of the head and hits him with a massive neckbreaker! The fans cheer as Smith covers Hunter!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Smith wanting to wrap this one up here but Hunter doesn't want to be the one to lose the fall! Hunter wants to win this one or at lease have Pierce be to blame if they lose!
Chuck Thompson: What a great match! Pierce looking for a tag but Hunter not paying him much attention!
Smith picks up Hunter and drives him into the corner! Smith backs off and sprints at Hunter! Hunter jumps up and drives his boot right into the face of Smith! Hunter runs up and hits Smith with a diving clothesline! Hunter gets the time to dash up and tag in Pierce! Pierce runs in and hip and shoulders Smith back down to the mat then starts stomping him out! The ref stops Pierce and Pierce picks Smith up. Smith hits Pierce with big right and left hands out of nowhere! Smith boots Pierce in the gut and then hits him with a big DDT! Pierce gets planted on the mat and Smith gets his own chance and tags in Christian Taylor!
Steve White: Here comes Taylor! What a match!
Taylor runs in and bounces Kevin off of the apron! Taylor then runs up and hits Pierce with a big bulldog! The fans go wild as Taylor covers!
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KICK OUT!
Taylor backs off and stalks Pierce. Pierce gets up and Taylor goes for his finisher but Pierce spins out of him and boots Taylor in the gut! Pierce then hits Taylor with a fast boxing combo and busts Taylor open! Pierce then runs up and takes Taylor down! Pierce goes to bounce off of the ropes but Mike runs up the apron and clotheslines Pierce down! The fans boo.
Steve White: Pierce just getting blindsided there by Smith and the fans didn’t like that one! Beauty and the Beast will do whatever it takes to win!
Taylor gets up and Pierce gets up! Taylor boots Pierce in the gut and nails him with a massive Jackhammer Suplex!! Pierce is down but is able to elbow Taylor square in the face! Pierce starts to crawl to the corner and goes to tag in Hunter but Hunter drops off of the apron and waves goodbye to Pierce!!
Steve White: OH GREAT! We knew this was gonna happen! Hunter betrays Pierce and leaves him to the wolves! Dammit
Taylor runs up behind Pierce and boots him in the back of the head! The fans boo as Hunter backs off up the ramp and laughs! Taylor covers Pierce!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Christian Taylor… Mike Smith! The Challenge Champions… Beauty and The Beast!
The match is over. Smith gets up and holds his title up in victory. Taylor comes over and celebrates with him and Crystal! Hunter, still on the outside gets their attention and points at Pierce, trying to get up. Smith and Taylor look around and nod. They then start stomping Pierce out on the mat!
Chuck Thompson: Oh shit! Pierce is gonna get fucked up tonight! Damn Hunter, damn him to hell!
Hunter walks off with a laugh but he stops on the stage as Mazzio’s music hits! Mazzio and Wilmer Patacky rush out and sprint down the ramp! Hunter watches on as Mazzio and Wilmer slide in the ring! Beauty and The Beast quickly slide out and they make the save on Pierce!
Steve White: Mazzio and Wilmer rushing out and saving Pierce from certain destruction!
Wilmer and Mazzio help Pierce up as Beauty and The Beast escape in the crowd. Hunter looks out pissed off as they stare out at him!
Steve White: Well ladies and gents a massive save here at the end of the night and that’s all we’ve got time for! It was an amazing night but there is still so much that is yet to go down. We’ll see you next week for Mayhem! Good night and be safe!
We see the final image of Hunter, angry and staring at the three competitors in the ring before we fade to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw Kevin Hunter and Xander Pierce fight it out in one amazing match at Revenge that unfortunately ended in a draw! Tonight, their differences are far from over but they’ll have to put them aside as they will team up in the main event tonight against the NEW Challenge Champions – Beauty and The Beast! Can they work together or will they fall apart and tear into each other?
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for that one Steve because we all know their issues are far from over and something will go down in the main event! One match I’m looking forward to the most though is Mazzio and Wilmer teaming up to take on the AHW rookie team of Everett Aloni and Red Dragon. Red Dragon is a long embarrassment to the industry of professional wrestling, Everett Aloni is a new embarrassment to the industry of professional wrestling but these two rookies will get the chance to turn it all around in tag team action tonight! It’s just too bad they have to do it against two of the toughest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen in the ring!
Steve White: Zoe McDraven, Aubree Celeste and Jasmine Lunatic will go and compete in a pole match tonight where the winner will be given a title opportunity! Zoe and Aubree lost the Challenge Championships last week and it’s unknown what their relationship is like now but they’ll have something new to fight over when they are forced to fight each other, climb the pole and retrieve the title contract! Don’t miss that one!
Chuck Thompson: And if all that wasn’t enough for ya, we’re gonna open with a Showtime Championship defence and then see Conner Creed take on the intense John Blade and the weak Rockin’ Lunatic in triple threat action! This night is action packed with plenty of unique contests and I can’t wait to see where tonight goes Steve! Anything could happen!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what happens as we approach the final PPV of the year! Lets start the night!
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: This opening match is set for one fall and it is for the Showtime Championship!
The opening roar of "Kingdom" by Downstait is heard throughout the arena as the fans explode into cheers. Chris Dunn makes it out onto the stage as you can feel the energy radiating off of him as a more upbeat guitar is heard. Chris points down to the ground, before he is seen flailing his arms up and down as he spins around so his back is facing the ring, before jumping up and down a bit as Ella joins him her back facing the ring, a big smile on her face before Chris points towards the crowd and proceeds to twerk – to the delight of the female fans, before Chris runs his hands through his wet dirty blonde slicked back hair and throwing his arms out as he lets out a loud battle cry. He spins back around and does a small fist pump, you can see a smirk on Chris' face as he chews his gum. Once again Chris points downwards and pointing towards himself and then to the crowd before you can hear him yell out: "You know what time it is!" before this time pointing down over to the ring, running his hands through his hair a bit before slapping the back of his thighs a few times, flailing his arms up and down once more a bit. Chris made his way around the ring as he hopped up onto the other ring apron and went to enter the ring, however he hesitated and just sat on the middle rope and once again pointed downwards before then pointing out towards the crowd. Chris entered the ring completely as he walked around the ring, still chewing his gum as he stopped, looking out at the crowd another smirk appearing on his face as he removed his trademark sleeveless hoodie before beginning to hop up and down inside the ring, as he
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The Challenger tonight… Chris Dunn!!
The lights dim, and red streaks flash, as the sound of a strumming guitar and drums play over the sound system. Jade appears on top of the ramp wearing her traditional black wrestling boots, jean shorts, a white tank top and a black leather jacket, as the song picks up its tempo, and the lyrics are heard over the speakers.
You know I'd like to meet you there
And you know I won't be late
That's where she wants to go
And I've been wait-ing all this while
To see to my ba-by smile
a-long some o-pen road
She starts to progress down the ramp, just gazing ahead of her at the ring, determination across her face as she tunes out the shouting of the crowd.
And there's noth-ing I can say
to make this feel-ing change
and that's where she'll lay
And you know I'm at the tow
of the whip-ping post
and that's where she's gon-na lay me
She then makes her way up the steel steps and quickly gets into the ring between the top and middle rope. She flips her brown hair back out of her face, as she walks around the ring, and gazes out into the crowd, her jaded eyes gleaming in concentration. She takes off her leather jacket, and throws it out of the ring, and a staff member takes it and puts it out of the way.
'Cause she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
'Yeah she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
The music slowly fades out, as she waits for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And next his opponent… The Showtime Champion… Jade!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Jade (c) vs. Chris Dunn
Jade and Chris step into the center of the ring after the bell rings. Jade glares at Chris, who simply just looks out at the crowd and smiles. Jade shoves Chris back, but Chris catches himself. He looks at Jade and laughs as he steps back up and gets into Jade's face. Jade starts yelling at Chris. Jade goes for a right hand that is blocked by Chris. Chris then responds by elbowing Jade hard across the face, causing the crowd to go wild!
Chuck Thompson: Chris Dunn fighting this one tough here tonight! He had such an explosive return last week and he’s not looking to waste the momentum this week!
Steve White: I think he should be careful. Jade knows how to win a match or two. Dunn really needs this win as he doesn’t want yet another run to go down the drain.
Chuck Thompson: If Dunn can manage to capture the title here tonight then I wouldn’t worry about him but that’s easier said than done!
Chris raises his right arms into the air with a big smile on his face as Jade stumbles back a bit, holding a hand over her cheek, quickly turning to anger. Jade hooks her arms around Chris's waist and lifts him up. Chris's eyes widen up in shock, as he tries to pull Jade's hands apart to break her grasp. Jade steps back before Chris can try to grab at the ropes, before spinning around and slamming Chris onto the mat on his face, chest and stomach. Jade quickly jumps to her feet only to drop a kneedrop across Chris's lower back. Chris holds his back in pain as Jade stays on the attack, lifting Chris up to his feet by his pulling on his hair. The referee warns Jade about the hair, right as Jade shoves Chris's face to make him step back a bit. Jade then smashes Chris in the side of his face with a back elbow. Chris spins around, holding his face in pain and leans against the ropes to keep his balance.
Steve White: Jade isn’t really hearing much of Dunn’s offense! He started out well but now it looks like Jade is taking it too him!
Chuck Thompson: Chris underestimated what she can do! Dunn has always had a problem with that and that’s probably what has affected his career most in the big leagues. Can he redeem himself tonight?
Jade goes for the attack again, but Chris quickly spins around and swings a huge right fist right into Jade's face. Jade hits the mat hard while Chris shakes the pain from his right fist. Jade is bleeding and Dunn follows up on her with a big sidekick!
Chuck Thompson: Boom! Jade goes down like a sack of potatoes! That was a massive kick just devastating her and Dunn might be back right here!
Chris quickly goes for the cover.
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Jade kicks out!
Steve White: He may have had a plan, Chuck...but it wasn't enough to put Jade away!
Chris looks at the ref, a little bit angry as he argues that it should have been three. Chris keeps arguing with the ref as Jade rolls over to the apron… Chris quickly goes for another pin.
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Kickout!
Steve White: Chris Dunn getting frustrated and going for another cover but it’s no good... Dunn needs to do more damage, he can’t fall into the same trap of not putting in enough effort on his opponents.
Chuck Thompson: That’s been his biggest problem and if he doesn’t fix it in this match he won’t win this title and it will be a lot harder for him to be taken seriously! He NEEDS this run to be a successful one!
Chris shakes his head in anger, as he gets up to his feet. He stomps down on Jade a few times. He does a quick taunt, before leaping up into the air and looking for a big elbow drop. Jade rolls out of the way just in time! Chris holds his elbow in pain, as Jade slowly starts to climb to her feet. Chris follows suit, and charges at Jade. Jade ducks a clothesline. As Chris bounces off the opposite ropes and comes flying back at Jade, Jade follows up by lifting Chris up and spinning him around, dropping down with a big sideslam! She goes for the cover.
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Kickout!
Steve White: A big move from Jade that took a lot out of her but Chris is still with it! Dunn isn’t saying no just yet! Here we go!
Chuck Thompson: You can’t just take Chris Dunn out with a few big moves! Dunn has a new wife, a new kid and a new outlook all to fight for and bah gawd he’s gonna fight right now!
Jade pushes herself up to her feet, watching as Chris starts to pull himself up as well. Jade bounces off of the ropes as Chris is now on his knees. As Jade comes back at Chris, Chris is in a hunched over position. Jade hooks her arms around Chris's neck as he spins around, planting the back of Chris's head into the mat with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd is on fire as Jade pounds her fist onto the mat before once again pushing herself up to her feet. Chris rolls out under the bottom rope to the outside to recover!
Steve White: Jade isn’t finished yet, she still has a lot of fight left in her and she keeps fighting control out of Chris’s hands! Dunn was up and down in this match but now he’s applying pressure!
Chuck Thompson: It’s not enough pressure though! Dunn is gonna fall into the same trap he always does and somehow fuck this up!
Jade once again bounces off the ropes and charges in Chris's direction. Jade leaps off of the mat, flying over the top rope while flipping in mid air. Chris sees it coming and dives out of the way sending Jade crashing down to the outside! The fans go wild as Jade screams in pain right in front of the announce table while Chris dashes to the apron.
Steve White: Did you see that, Chuck!? Right in front of us! Chris dodged and Jade may have taken herself out of this match!
Jade grabs the announce table and tries to stand but she’s too hurt. Chris Dunn gets up and eyes her off!
Chuck Thompson: Jade put it all on the line and tried to finish it with a big move! Dunn was too much for her and she had to end it but she may have just ended herself! Dunn might have caught a break here!
Steve White: This has been once amazing match so far Chuck but I think Chris is ready to strike and redeem himself!!
Chris rolls Jade back into the ring. Instead of going for the cover, Chris taunts her down there! Jade lunges up and pokes Chris in the eyes, which gets her enough time to get her to her feet! Jade instead starts to stalk Chris. Chris holds his eye in pain, while Jade kneels down a bit, waiting for Chris to climb back to his feet. Chris slowly starts to sit up, shaking the cobwebs out of his head before he starts to push himself up to his feet.
Chuck Thompson: Chris better watch himself! Jade is hurt but she’s right behind him and it doesn’t look like she’s happy! Jade with that dirty poke might have just bought herself time!
Chris now uses the ropes to help him to his feet, and is now facing into a turnbuckle, once again shaking out the effects of the eye gouge he turns around, he sees Jade charge at him, looking for the Bronco Buster. Chris impressively leaps over Jade, who goes crashing face first into the middle padded turnbuckle! Jade pushes herself up to her feet, and stumbles back...now she's the one shaking off the effects of her face smashing right into the turnbuckle. She doesn't have long to recover, however, as Chris charges at Jade. He leaps up, spinning in the air as he hooks his hands around Jade's neck. He then comes over and goes for the Showstopper!
Chuck Thompson: HE HIT IT! IT’S OVA… WAIT!!
The force and momentum of the move causes Jade to flip over onto her back but she is able to roll out and Dunn crashes to the mat! He holds his back and spins around looking for Jade but she rolls him up from behind and uses the ropes for leverage with a smirk on her face as the fans boo!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and STILL the Showtime Champion… Jade!
The fans can’t believe it and they spiral into a flood of boos as Dunn lies on the mat… Defeated. Jade looks up and rolls out of the ring with the title belt with a smirk on her face as the fans throw garbage at her. Chris Dunn can’t believe it.
Chuck Thompson: Well… I’d hate to say it but Dunn was unable to do it and Jade got the best of him… She’s still the champion and Dunn is still in the same spot he was when he came back…
Dunn looks out with an empty gaze as Jade holds the title belt up on the stage and we fade out to a commercial.
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is set for one fall!
Atmosphere by Clenchfist blasts through put the arena as Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out onto the stage he looks around and signals as pyro shoots out of the stage he then makes his way down the ramp looking around at the fans he then slides into the ring walks over and poses in the corner and waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Rockin’ Lunatic!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent... Conner Creed!
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN BLADE!
John Blade runs out and salutes the booing fans then dances around and runs down the ramp! He slides in the ring and celebrates before waiting for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And finally… John Blade!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: John Blade vs. Conner Creed vs. Rockin’ Lunatic
The bell tolls and Rockin’ Lunatic and Conner Creed instantly lock up and start fighting each other. John Blade sits up on the turnbuckle and watches on as the fans boo! Conner whips Rockin’ into the corner and hits him with a big running suplex! Conner Creed hoists Rockin’ Lunatic up and hits him with a big scoopslam! Conner sees Blade on the turnbuckle and gets pissed off. Conner clips Blade’s face with a swipe but Rockin’ hits Conner from behind!
Steve White: These guys are fighting it tough right now! Conner is kicking Rockin’’s ass and giving him one hell of a beating but John Blade is just trying to not get hurt!
Chuck Thompson: Rockin’ is getting his ass beat by Creed! Rockin’ is pathetic Steve! Always has been always will be...
Rockin’ gets up and punches Conner in the face! Conner fires back with a big right hand and drops Rockin’! Conner gets on top of Rockin’ and starts pummeling him in the head with hard rights! Rockin’ headbutts Conner off of him! Rockin’ gets up and locks up with Conner once more but Conner knees Rockin’ in the gut then forces him in the corner and bends him over! Conner tosses Rockin’ shoulder first into the turnbuckle then hoists him off of his back and tosses him on the mat with a big slam! The fans cheer as Conner stalks Rockin’!
Steve White: Rockin’ is getting fucked up and John Blade is just watching this one unfold! Blade looks like he wants no part of Creed right now!!
Chuck Thompson: That’s true I mean Creed is just fucking destroying Rockin’ with no regard for his health right now! This guy is ruthless...
Conner gets Rockin’ up but Rockin’ slides off and bounces off of the ropes then collides with Conner hitting a big shoulder block! Conner is scrambled but he gets up and catches a big punch from Rockin’ then plants him down with a huge atomic drop! Rockin’ screams in pain but Conner runs up and punts him in the ribs as hard as he possibly can! The fans go nuts as Rockin’ is hurt on the mat, coughing and spluttering everywhere. He tries to crawl out but Blade runs up and punts him back into the center of the ring. Blade then shakes his head at Rockin’!
Steve White: Blade coming into this one and attacking Rockin’ but he wants nothing to do with Creed right now!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know but Rockin’ Lunatic just got ass fucked from both sides and now he’s in a worse position! Rockin’ is a bleeding mess on the canvas… Look, he’s actually crying on the mat right now!
The fans boo. Conner gets down on top of Rockin’ Lunatic and starts beating in his battered and bloody head with massive rights and lefts on the mat! Rockin’ offers no resistance as Conner hits him as hard as possible. The ref sees enough and pulls Conner off of him then calls for the bell! The fans boo!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match via knockout! Conner Creed!
Conner gets up and starts to celebrate! John Blade backs off and we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a Pole Match where the first competitor to secure the contract from on top of the pole will win themselves a title opportunity!
The song Broken Dreams by Shaman's Harvest starts to blast right through the PA system. When the lead singer stars to sing the following words:
Out Of Time
So Say Goodbye
What Is Yours
Now Is Mine
That's when the beautiful Jasmine Lunatic starts to come on out being accompanied by her husband/ manager Rockin Lunatic. She's seen carrying a barbed wire baseball bat with nails on it smiling very evilly as they're seen walking past the fans. When they get to the ring, he holds the ring ropes open for her and she gives him a passionate kiss as she gets inside of the ring. He follows right behind her and stands beside her as she trash talks into the nearby camera as what she wants to do her next victim with a devilish smile on her face.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... Jasmine Lunatic!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And next... Zoe McDraven!
Patricia Downs: And finally... Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Aubree Celeste vs. Zoe McDraven vs. Jasmine Lunatic
The bell sounds and Jasmine locks up with Aubree and they battle in the center of the ring until Aubree headbutts Jasmine in the face and then uppercuts her into the corner! The fans love the action and get to their feet as Aubree starts beating Jasmine in the corner with hard right and left jabs at great speed! Jasmine starts to pound Aubree with heavy shots then pushes Aubree off of her! Aubree runs right back in and spears Jasmine into the corner again! Zoe pulls Aubree off of Jasmine then Zoe goes and starts beating Jasmine herself! Zoe gets some mean shots in until Aubree pulls her off and starts booting Jasmine in the corner. Zoe pulls Aubree off and the two get in each others face!
Steve White: Aubree and Zoe were partners and co Challenge Champions and now they're in a match against each other! How will they react towards each other in this one Chuck?
Chuck Thompson: Clearly to win it's everyone for themselves. They had a good relationship previously but you don't know of they blame each other for losing the titles. I don't know what their relationship is like!
Zoe and Aubree continue arguing until Jasmine dives out of the corner and takes Zoe out with a lariat! Jasmine gets on top of Zoe and goes to start beating her but Aubree yanks Jasmine off of Zoe and slings her into the corner! Aubree bounces Jasmines head off of the damn pole then brings her to the center where she hoists her up and plummets her down with a big scoopslam! Zoe wastes no time during the fight and climbs the pole! Aubree notices as Zoe gets up to the contract and Aubree runs into the ropes and pole, sending Zoe down to the canvas!
Steve White: Aubree not letting Zoe get up that pole easily! You're right, it us every woman for themselves here!
Chuck Thompson: It's getting exciting now but Jasmine Lunatic still has something to say!
Jasmine runs behind Aubree but Aubree sidesteps her and sends her headfirst back into the pole! Jasmine is a bleeding mess on the canvas and Zoe comes outta nowhere and sidekicks Aubree in the back of the head! Aubree goes down and Zoe climbs the pole! Zoe gets to the top and grabs the contract but Aubree grabs onto Zoe at the top with a monstrous leap! The fans are going nuts! Zoe let's go of the contract and both Zoe and Aubree fall to the canvas! Jasmine gets up and smirks.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! A super leap from Aubree there, incredibly impressive but Zoe sends both of them to the canvas out of desperation! What action we're seeing right now!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe is an intelligent and stealthy competitor and Aubree is a complete monster! It's the battle of the best here but it looks like Jasmine might have something to say!
Jasmine grabs Aubree by the hair and pokes her in the eyes! Zoe gets up but Jasmine boot her in the midsection and plants her with a big facebuster!
Jasmine tries to get up the pole but Aubree and Zoe yank her back down! Aubree hoists her up and Zoe flies over and grabs her neck hitting a neckbreaker combo on her! The fans go nuts! Jasmine rolls around in pain! She stumbles back up but Aubree superkicks the fuck out of her head! Jasmine hits the canvas and the fans go nuts but Aubree notices that Zoe has climbed the pole!
Steve White: Zoe almost to the top of the pole while Aubree was busy with Jasmine and now it looks like Zoe is gonna do it!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe doing the smart thing there and taking advantage of the situation and now she might do it!
Zoe starts unhooking the contract but Aubree, with another massive leap, scales the pole and grabs onto the contract as well! Zoe and Aubree wrestle for the contract at the top of the pole! Zoe elbows Aubree away but Aubree fires a right hand! Zoe loses her balance and grabs onto Aubree but they fall! Both women hit the mat and the fans go nuts! They try to scramble up but they’re both holding the contract still! The ref takes a moment and calls for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen… As a result of both Aubree and Zoe pulling down the contract and landing with it at the same time… They are both the victors of this match and the winners of the opportunity!
Aubree and Zoe both get up. They give the contract to the ref then stare each other down for a moment before shaking hands.
Steve White: Well both women are able to do it and it looks like their relationship isn’t fractured after all! What an exciting contest that was!
Chuck Thompson: Loved it! Zoe and Aubree are so exciting and Aubree is so damn fucking fine Steve! I wonder what title opportunity they just earned?
Jasmine isn’t happy. She gets up and gets in Aubree and Zoe’s faces. Zoe goes to walk away but instead hits her with Shockwave! Aubree picks Jasmine up and overhead as she hits her with Goddess Slam, right out of the ring! The fans go nuts and Jasmine is a destroyed bloody mess on the outside! We fade out to backstage.
We come in backstage into the GM office where Rose is waiting with the two Tag Team Championship belts. The fans see that Rose has the Tag Team titles and they go nuts as they watch on the tron.
Rose: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have with the EHWF Tag Team Championships. As of tonight the Tag Team Championships are to be vacated seeing as The Monstimals are unable to defend them!
The fans go nuts!
Steve White: The Tag Team Championships are vacant and open now! Raab and McPherson are unable to defend them so management has vacated them!
Chuck Thompson: We haven’t seen The Monstimals for some time now but it looks like that won’t matter! The Tag titles are now up for grabs again!
Rose: The Monstimals are entitled not only to a Tag Team Championship rematch but Lord Raab will also be entitled to a lower title shot as well as per an agreement in his contract. However, we do not know when or if The Monstimals and Raab will be returning…
The fans watch on as Rose holds the title belts up.
Rose: That being said, these titles will be up for grabs on Mayhem as they are vacated effective immediately!
The fans go nuts as Rose puts the belts down and we cut back to the arena.
We pan back to the ring where Patricia Downs is in the ring ready with her mic.
Patricia Downs: This following tag team match is set for one fall!
The Warrior Project's “Warrior’s Song{Hard Core}” blast of out the PA System, as Everett comes rushing out onto the stage. He makes his way to the middle of the ramp, and throws his fists into the air. Then he stalks his way down to ringside, where he hops up onto the apron. He looks side to side with his cold eyes, and then climbs into the ring. He dashes around the squared circle, then comes to rest in the far corner
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Everett Aloni!
The arena fades to almost complete darkness as lightning flashes on the video wall. Thunderclaps are heard as Behemoth - O Father O Satan O Sun begins to play throughout the arena. Lightning continues to flash on the video wall as a cemetery is panned through. The stage erupts in flames as Red Dragon rises to the stage from below. Scanning the crowd he grins and begins a slow walk towards the ring as a blood red spotlight is on him. . Once at ringside he slides under the bottom rope and rolls up to his feet as a Pentagram appears in the middle of the ring. Fire erupts from all four corner post as he leans against the ropes with the bloody femur in his hands waiting on his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Red Dragon!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Got Yours" by Yellowcard began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope. He would then throwing his right index finger into the air and yell out into the cheers from the crowd as "Got Yours" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, before he began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And next… Wilmer Patacky!
Young Kings hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big sillouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And finally his partner… Mazzio!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Mazzio & Wilmer Patacky vs. Everett Aloni & Red Dragon
The bell sounds and it’s on! Wilmer locks up with Red Dragon and Wilmer starts to hammer Red Dragon with powerful forearms and lefts and rights! Wilmer spins a kick into Red’s gut, then uppercuts his chin then hits him with a big Enziguri! The fans go nuts after the massive combo from Wilmer!
Steve White: Wilmer Annihilating the AHW guys with a crushing combo right there and this one is already heating up!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer overpowering Red Dragon and Red Dragon along with Everett Aloni and AHW have always been pathetic right?
Wilmer picks Red Dragon up and tosses him into the corner then follows up with a big running corner knee! Wilmer whips Red Dragon into the opposing corner then follows up but hitting him with a mean takedown! Wilmer is on top and gets a few big shots in! They turn around and Wilmer is first to strike with a sidekick to the head! Wilmer then tags in Mazzio!
Steve White: Wilmer does the damage and now tags in the incredible Mazzio! Its’ not looking good for the AHW fags!
Chuck Thompson: Mazzio is ready to destroy some homos right here tonight and that’s just what he’s gonna do!
Mazziop comes in and stops Everett in his tracks! Mazzio picks up Everett and Red Dragon, throws them up then spins around and hits them with a big double lariat on their way back down! Everett gets tosses around by Mazzio then hoisted up and plummeted into the mat with a huge spinebuster! Everett cries in pain on the outside until Mazzio spears him!
Steve White: Mazzio with a massive fucking spear and the AHW guys have been destroyed! Wilmer and Mazzio have ruined their team!
Chuck Thompson: AHW are massive fucking faggot Steve! Mazzio just runs through their teaming like nothing
Mazzio then turns to Red Dragon! Wilmer superkicks Red Dragon in the skull and sends him towards us! Mazzio then hits him with another big Spear! Everett tries to get up but BANG an Iron Punch back out of the ring! Mazzio then waits for Red Dragon and finishes him with Infinite Dismissal! The fans go wild and the AHW guys are completely destroyed! Mazzio covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Mazzio and Wilmer Patacky!
The fans go nuts as Wilmer and Mazzio celebrate! Everett tries to cry up to his feet but Mazzio rushes over and KOs him with an Iron Punch! The fans go wild as we fade out!
We pan back to the ring where Patricia Downs is in the ring ready with her mic.
Patricia Downs: This following tag team match is set for one fall!
"Bad Guy" by Eminem hits the speakers and a booing crowd stands to their feet as they start chanting, "go away."
Mike Smith walks out from the back with Crystal Taylor at his side. She turns toward him and starts clapping as he perches his hands on his waist, staring at the booing crowd. Christian Taylor jogs out from the back and he hops on Mike Smith's back with his legs fastening around his midsection. He raises his right fist to the ceiling and shouts, "we the bomb, bitches!" Remaining on Mike Smith's back, Mike showing his true strength as he continues to walk normally down the ramp with Crystal beside him. They pass the fans as Christian pretends to want to backhand the booing fans. Once they make it to the bottom of the ramp, Christian hops off Mike's back onto the apron and climbs up to the second rope, kneeling his knee on the top turnbuckle, looking through the audience. Mike pulls himself up on the apron and steps over the second rope. He walks to the middle of the ring as Crystal hustles up the steel stairs and dips down under the second rope as Christian backflips off the turnbuckle. He stands on the bottom rope and leans over the rope, blowing a kiss to the booing fans as Crystal smirks at her husband while standing beside Mike Smith in the middle of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Challenge Champions… The Beauty and The Beast!
The opening piano beings and slowly transitions to the opening riff of Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold. The fans elevate to their feet as The Vigilante, Xander Pierce, steps out onto the stage, wearing his usual wrestling attire. He raises his arms up to the sky and basks in the glory. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, greeting a few fans here and there as he reaches the ring. Leaping up onto the steel steps, he walks across the ring edge motioning for the crowd to continue their prayers. He leaps over the ring ropes and poses in the center of the ring before moving to a corner of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And Their opponents… First… Xander Pierce!
Kevin Hunter comes out to the stage. He walks down the ramp but trips up. He gets back up and ignores the boos then gets in the ring waiting for the bell.
Patricia Downs: And lastly… The EHWF Champion and Jr Heavyweight Champion… Kevin Hunter!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Xander Pierce & Kevin Hunter vs. Mike Smith & Christian Taylor
Smith and Hunter start the match off. They come to the center and lock up and Smith quickly gets Hunter in a headlock! Hunter struggles in the hold for a few moments until he twists out of it and hits Mike with a lariat! Mike gets up and ducks a second lariat attempt from Hunter! The two lock up and Hunter gets a big knee to the gut from Smith! Smith grabs Hunter by the hair and runs to the corner, jumping up the ropes and hitting Hunter with a big cutter, rebounding off of the ropes! Smith sees Hunter down on the mat and he goes to climb the turnbuckle for an axe handle but Hunter gets to his knees and shakes the top rope, causing Smith to fall back down on the mat! Hunter goes to take advantage. He sprints to the ropes and springs off of the top one and crossbodies towards Smith but Smith puts his knees up and Hunter falls to the mat in pain!
Chuck Thompson: Nice tag team match up we have here tonight! Hunter and Pierce don’t want a bar of each other and they had so many issues last week! There is so much unfinished business between the two and it’s gonna get real!
Steve White: Hunter and Pierce have to work together here tonight but you can tell they don’t wanna! On the other hand you can see confidence in the team of Beauty and the Beast as they are the new Challenge Champs!
Chuck Thompson: It’s going to be an interesting one that’s for sure but I’m convinced Hunter and Pierce can’t work together!
Eventually the two men get up. Hunter swings at Smith but Smith ducks it and comes back with left and right jabs of his own, dropping Hunter! Smith picks Hunter up and goes for a finisher but Hunter pushes Smith off of him and against the ropes! Smith bounces back and ducks a kick from Kevin! Smith grabs Hunter on the back of the head and hits him with a massive neckbreaker! The fans cheer as Smith covers Hunter!
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Steve White: Smith wanting to wrap this one up here but Hunter doesn't want to be the one to lose the fall! Hunter wants to win this one or at lease have Pierce be to blame if they lose!
Chuck Thompson: What a great match! Pierce looking for a tag but Hunter not paying him much attention!
Smith picks up Hunter and drives him into the corner! Smith backs off and sprints at Hunter! Hunter jumps up and drives his boot right into the face of Smith! Hunter runs up and hits Smith with a diving clothesline! Hunter gets the time to dash up and tag in Pierce! Pierce runs in and hip and shoulders Smith back down to the mat then starts stomping him out! The ref stops Pierce and Pierce picks Smith up. Smith hits Pierce with big right and left hands out of nowhere! Smith boots Pierce in the gut and then hits him with a big DDT! Pierce gets planted on the mat and Smith gets his own chance and tags in Christian Taylor!
Steve White: Here comes Taylor! What a match!
Taylor runs in and bounces Kevin off of the apron! Taylor then runs up and hits Pierce with a big bulldog! The fans go wild as Taylor covers!
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Taylor backs off and stalks Pierce. Pierce gets up and Taylor goes for his finisher but Pierce spins out of him and boots Taylor in the gut! Pierce then hits Taylor with a fast boxing combo and busts Taylor open! Pierce then runs up and takes Taylor down! Pierce goes to bounce off of the ropes but Mike runs up the apron and clotheslines Pierce down! The fans boo.
Steve White: Pierce just getting blindsided there by Smith and the fans didn’t like that one! Beauty and the Beast will do whatever it takes to win!
Taylor gets up and Pierce gets up! Taylor boots Pierce in the gut and nails him with a massive Jackhammer Suplex!! Pierce is down but is able to elbow Taylor square in the face! Pierce starts to crawl to the corner and goes to tag in Hunter but Hunter drops off of the apron and waves goodbye to Pierce!!
Steve White: OH GREAT! We knew this was gonna happen! Hunter betrays Pierce and leaves him to the wolves! Dammit
Taylor runs up behind Pierce and boots him in the back of the head! The fans boo as Hunter backs off up the ramp and laughs! Taylor covers Pierce!
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Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Christian Taylor… Mike Smith! The Challenge Champions… Beauty and The Beast!
The match is over. Smith gets up and holds his title up in victory. Taylor comes over and celebrates with him and Crystal! Hunter, still on the outside gets their attention and points at Pierce, trying to get up. Smith and Taylor look around and nod. They then start stomping Pierce out on the mat!
Chuck Thompson: Oh shit! Pierce is gonna get fucked up tonight! Damn Hunter, damn him to hell!
Hunter walks off with a laugh but he stops on the stage as Mazzio’s music hits! Mazzio and Wilmer Patacky rush out and sprint down the ramp! Hunter watches on as Mazzio and Wilmer slide in the ring! Beauty and The Beast quickly slide out and they make the save on Pierce!
Steve White: Mazzio and Wilmer rushing out and saving Pierce from certain destruction!
Wilmer and Mazzio help Pierce up as Beauty and The Beast escape in the crowd. Hunter looks out pissed off as they stare out at him!
Steve White: Well ladies and gents a massive save here at the end of the night and that’s all we’ve got time for! It was an amazing night but there is still so much that is yet to go down. We’ll see you next week for Mayhem! Good night and be safe!
We see the final image of Hunter, angry and staring at the three competitors in the ring before we fade to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.