Post by EHWF Management on Jan 9, 2017 3:39:13 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the stage where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! This is the first Saturday Night Mayhem for 2017 and it’s going to be a huge one ladies and gents! Tonight we’re going to kick off the New Year in style when we see the duo of Chris Dunn and Kevin Hunter take on The Monstimals in a massive tag team main event! What a way to kick off 2017! Can Dunn and Hunter work together or will their rivalry cause their team to fall apart and fall victim to the ruthless team of Raab and McPherson!?
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for that one Steve because we all know their issues are far from over and something will go down in the main event tonight! Chris Dunn is the number one contender for the EHWF Championship and Kevin Hunter has tried to make Dunn’s life a living hell these past few months, there’s nothing that is going to get in the way of the hatred these two men share for each other! We can’t forget about that co-main event that looks great as well Steve!
Steve White: That’s right, Zoe McDraven and Xander Pierce are going to team up to take on Zoe’s old rivals, Beauty and The Beast! This match is going to be huge because not only does Zoe have them in her sights but The Beauty and The Beast are looking to bounce back in a big way and what a way to do it then to take down the popular Xander Pierce and the Woman of The Year Zoe McDraven! It’s going to be huge!!
Chuck Thompson: And if all that wasn’t enough for ya, we’re gonna see Ella Dunn take on the Showtime Champion Conner Creed for that title in a huge match up! Creed has been on fire lately and has been hitting his opponents hard whereas Ella had a massive return last week and wants to keep it going by winning some gold! Whoever the winner of this one is, there is no doubt that it’s going to be a huge match! Plus, John Blade returns to Mayhem to take on Mazzio but if you’ve been paying attention on EHWF.com, reports are saying Harambe Jr wants another fight with John Blade! When that will happen, we don’t know but it will be amazing!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what happens as we enter 2017! Lets start the night!
Fireworks continue to hit the stage as the fans cheer! Joanna Rissi's music hits and the fans go nuts as she comes out and waves to tge fans! She high fives her way down the ramp and gets in the ring with a mic as she waits for the cheering crowd to quiet down.
Joanna Rissi: Ladies and Gentlemen... Welcome to the first Mayhem of 2017!
The fans go nuts and get behind the celebration as Joanna claps along with the fans
Joanna Rissi: Last year was a pretty great year for EHWF but in 2017 we're going to make some changes to ensure that we make EHWF even better and make sure we keep growing as a company! As you all know, Sudden Death is around the corner and Chris Dunn will take on Kevin Hunter in a contest for the EHWF Championship!
The fans break out in cheers once again as the tron displays a promo picture of Dunn and Hunter.
Steve White: I can't wait for that one Chuck!
Joanna Rissi: But... I can stress that there will be changes to the way we do things in EHWF now. Firstly, there will be more opportunity for more competitors during the year! 2016 was a great year and Eli Sykes was a great and dominant champion for most of the year but we only saw the EHWF Championship change hands a small amount of times. The previous year had a host of changes but the greatest rivalry of all time was born out of that year as we saw Eli Sykes and Blaise captivate the industry... The year before that one was a little more complicated as we saw Silver Kazama and David Smith handed just over 8 months of the EHWF Title picture only for it to end anti-climactic and become stale with both competitors now fighting in Indy Federations... We promise something like that won't happen again! We promise more competition, more opportunity and more EHWF Championship matches on Mayhem!
The fans go wild and lose their shit as Joanna nods.
Joanna Rissi: That doesn't just apply for tge EHWF Championship either! All titles will be more regularly defended on Mayhem in 2017 and I am happy to kick things off by announcing that Aubree Celeste and Zoe McDraven will recieve their given rematch for the Challenge Championships when they take on The Beauty and The Beast!
The fans go wild and cheer as a promotional picture for that match is shown on the tron!
Steve White: And there you have it! Just like that we get a title match next week!
Joanna Rissi: Following the success last year, 2017 will host another Retribution Royale!
The fans lose it and go berserk with cheers!
Joanna Rissi: The EHWF Championship and the other titles aren't the only major achievments in EHWF to capture anymore! In 2017 we'll see The Retribution Royale, The Meltdown Chamber, The King of Bereavement Tournament and for the first time, the Mayhem Cup!
The fans are going nuts and begin to cheer and chant. The crowd is ready to start the blockbuster of a night ahead of them!
Joanna Rissi: It's going to be a great year ladies and gents! Enjoy the night!
Joanna's music hits again and she leaves the ring.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is set for one fall!
The opening chord to 'The End Is Where We Brgin steadily began to make it's presence across the sold out arena. A few seconds would pass before three figures would emerge from behind the curtain and embrace the crowd with their presence. Paul Luthor would step to the left side of the stage with a sly smirk of confidence embarking across his egotistical face. The advocate and best friend of Bill Ryder turned his head and embraced the very same man he helped resurrect his career. To the right of the stage stood the beautiful Amanda Greene. She had been the new found love interest and girlfriend of the very same man who stood between her and Paul Luthor. She embraced the two men standing to her left with smile and a quick applause. She placed her hands firmly upon her hips and awaited his next move.
Bill stood between the two of them with his back pointed towards the crowd. The man who once dominated EHWF stood there stiffly with his arms spread out beside him and his black 'Renegade' hood stretched over the upper half of his ripped upper body. The EHWF veteran slowly turned his body full circle and faced the crowd. His deep blue eyes pierced forward-while the camera caught a clear image of the thick beard that was now corroding his handsome face. His new black and gold wrestling tights caught the attention of the crowd, but the definition of his abdomen was quite noticeable through his shirtless body; which could be seen underneath his unzipped hood. He would slowly look to his left at Paul and then back to his right in the direction of Amanda. He would then look forward and embrace the two of them with a quick nod before the trio would head down the ramp together.
The two of them would continue to walk with him until the three of them reached the bottom of the ramp. Amanda and Paul would head to the left and towards the ring steps, while Bill Ryder would take this opportunity to separate himself from the pack and head towards the right. This is where Ryder would indeed capture the spotlight and capture the attention of the entire world. With little to no effort he hopped up onto the apron and turned his attention towards the crowd. Amanda and Paul slowly made their way into the ring and headed in the direction of Bill. They stood behind him as he stood on the apron, both clapping and pointing in the direction of Bill. From underneath the black hood that continued to rest upon his head, as Ryder slowly scanned the arena with his eyes.
He gingerly made his way across the apron and towards the far turnbuckle in which he would climb to the top of. He continued to look forward while spreading his arms outward and taunting towards the crowd. He stood in this positions for a few more seconds before jumping off the turnbuckle and reconnected with Amanda and Paul in the center of the ring. Amanda would retrieve the hoodie from Ryder's body and embraced his cheek with a small kiss. Bill Ryder would then walk to the nearest turnbuckle and take a seat in the corner while resting his arms on each side of him with the usage of the center rope. Paul Luthor and Amanda Greene would now exit the ring and allow Styles to await for his opponent on his own.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… ‘The Renegade’ Bill Ryder!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Got Yours" by Yellowcard began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope. He would then throwing his right index finger into the air and yell out into the cheers from the crowd as "Got Yours" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, before he began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start .
Patricia Downs: And next his opponent… He is one half of the EHWF Tag Team Champions… ‘Wacky’ Wilmer Patacky!
DING DING DING!
Bill and Will step into the center of the ring after the bell rings. Bill glares at Wilmer, who simply just looks out at the crowd and smiles. Bill shoves Wilmer back, but he catches himself. He looks at Bill and laughs as he steps back up and gets into Bill’s face. Bill starts yelling back at Bill. Bill goes for a right hand that is blocked by Wilmer. Wilmer then responds by elbowing Bill hard across the face, causing the crowd to go wild! They lock up and Bill knees Wilmer in the midsection but Wilmer pulls Bill back into an elbow into the face again! Bill swings and Wilmer ducks him then starts hitting Bill with quick kicks and strikes before Wilmer jumps up and dropkicks Bill in the chest, sending him crashing down to the mat hard as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Bill Ryder rushing into this one but it looks like he may have a little rust and may have underestimated Wilmer in this one. Overconfidence can kill remember and Bill Ryder has been nothing but confident in the lead up to his return!
Chuck Thompson: Bill is getting hammered right now but this one is still early! Bill can make an impact in this one but he needs to take Wilmer seriously.
Bill and Wilmer get up and Wilmer drives a knee into Bill! They lock up and Wilmer gets a few gut thrusts in but Bill scoops Wilmer up and slams him down hard on the mat! The fans begin to get louder as Bill bounces off of the rope and hits Wilmer with a splash! Wilmer kicks out immediately and the two get back up! They trade punches for a moment and when it looks like Wilmer is getting the upper hand, Bill ducks down and takes out his leg! Wilmer is in pain on the mat and Bill bounces off of the ropes and drops a leg on Wilmer’s chest! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: Bill Ryder fighting back a lot better there but Wilmer was still able to do a lot of damage to him! What an opener we’re seeing here!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer has been on a massive winning streak lately but that’s said to have only been because of Mazzio. Tonight I guess we’ll get to see Wilmer prove himself and he’s done great so far!
Bill picks Wilmer up but Wilmer raises Bill and hits him with a big atomic drop! The fans are going wild as Wilmer follows up with big rights and lefts on Bill, eventually knocking him to the mat! Wilmer is in control and goes to pick Bill up until Bill thumbs Wilmer in the eye! Wilmer falls back and the fans boo but it gives time for Bill to get up! Bill gets up and ambushes Wilmer with a big forearm to the side of the head then picks him up and slams him down with a big sidewalk slam! Bill covers!
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Steve White: Bill Ryder finally getting momentum in this one and going for a cover to finish it but Wilmer with a strong kick out!
Chuck Thompson: Bill is firing up and taking this one a lot more serious but Wilmer is still fighting tough and wouldn’t even let Bill get a two count! Both men are looking exhausted and this opener is going off the chains right now!
The fans are getting really loud as both men get up but Bill boots Wilmer back down to the mat and starts to stomp on him! Bill picks a beaten Wilmer up and headbutts him into the corner! Bill then runs up and hits him with a corner Enziguri! The fans go nuts and Wilmer goes down! Bill looks around and lines Wilmer up!
Steve White: Wilmer has lost control of this one ad it’s looking like Bill is ready to finish this! Bah Gawd what a contest!
Chuck Thompson: Bill’s thumb to the eye of Wilmer helped him get the advantage! Damn you Bill, you took out a lot of Wilmer’s reading ability and accuracy after that one but it’s still not over!
Bill lines Wilmer up as he gets to his hands and knees and looks around! He runs up for a big curbstomp but Wilmer grabs Bill’s leg and slams him down hard on the mat! The fans all get to their feet! Bill tries to get up but Wilmer has hold of his legs and boots him in the chest back down to the mat! Wilmer starts to get Bill in the figure four leg lock but Bill struggles! Bill cries in pain for a moment before propelling Wilmer off of him and into the ropes!
Steve White: It’s getting really heated now but Bill is looking angry as fuck! Wilmer needs to recover!
Chuck Thompson: Bill is looking to win his return match and Wilmer is looking to claw some momentum back!
Wilmer lunges at Bill but Bill boots Wilmer in the gut then starts hammering him down with big shots! Wilmer is down and Bill bounces off of the ropes then hits Wilmer with a big boot to the skull! Wilmer rolls around and clings to the ropes but Bill rips Wilmer off of the ropes then scoops him up and slams him down hard! The fans are going nuts and Wilmer doesn’t look like he’s in good shape! It gets worse as Bill drops a big leg on his chest!
Steve White: They’ve put on one heck of a match and Wilmer is still trying to get up!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer is looking a little beat up here but he has something up his sleeve!
Wilmer jumps up and boots Bill in the gut and thinks about Lubrication Twist but Bill pushes Wilmer into the corner then runs up and takes Wilmer out with a big running STO! Wilmer is fucked up and Bill lines him up! Wilmer gets to a knee but Bill knees him in the face and gets him in position! Bill gets Wilmer up for a big powerbomb but Wilmer slides down Bill’s back and gets him with a sunset flip cover!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Wilmer Patacky!
Steve White: WHAT?! Wilmer did it! He did it! Outta nowhere!
Chuck Thompson: Bill had this one and Wilmer just came out of nowhere and took him down with that cover! What a contest we thought Bill had this one won and done!
Wilmer gets his belt as he gets to a knee and smiles. He can’t believe it as his music hits. He goes to get up and celebrate but Bill runs up and kicks the title out of his hand then stomps him back down to the mat! The fans start booing but Bill doesn’t care! He tells the ref to fuck off then starts stomping Wilmer out before picking Wilmer back up and kneeing him in the gut and groin!
Steve White: Fucking Bill Ryder!
Chuck Thompson: Bill was not happy with that loss! He is destroying Wilmer right now!
Bill slams Wilmer down hard on the mat then kicks him out of the ring! Wilmer rolls on the bottom of the ramp, trying to get up but he’s pretty hurt. Bill goes to follow but he stops at the ropes as CRAZE’s music hits…
Steve White: Huh?! CRAZE? What the hell are they doing here? Didn’t Mazzio destroy them last week?
A beat up CRAZE come out and are welcomed with boos. CRAZE come down the ramp and step over Wilmer! Wilmer sits up on the ramp and watches in confusion as CRAZE get in the ring and surround Bill Ryder. Bill stands in the center of the ring and smirks.
Steve White: Um… What the heck are CRAZE doing out here and what do they want with Bill Ryder?!
Chuck Thompson: I have no idea! I thought these guys got killed last week? Are they going to fight, Bill, look at them, they’re all beaten up and bandaged up from last week!
Jace looks as if he’s going to talk to Bill but Angus runs up and boots him in the back from behind! Andre and Angus start stomping Bill out and Jace joins in as the three on one assault on the already hurt Bill is underway!
Steve White: Why the heck are CRAZE attacking Bill!? This makes no sense!
Chuck Thompson: Bill isn’t in a good spot!
Bill fights back! He knocks Andre down but Angus and Jace are all over him! Bill is able to knock Andre down but Jace catches Bill in the gut then puts him down as Andre and Angus get back on him and all three start stomping him out again! Bill is a bloody mess on the floor and Wilmer doesn’t care. Wilmer turns away and makes his way back up to the stage as the lights dim to a lime green colour and the fans go nuts!
Steve White: What’s this now?!
Chuck Thompson: Who is it now?! Who’s that?
Wilmer looks on with surprise as Ryan Morgan’s music hits and Ryan Morgan sprints down the ramp! The fans give a huge mixed reaction but cheer as Morgan barrels his way into the ring!
Steve White: It’s Morgan! It’s Ryan Morgan! MORGAN IS BACK! MORGAN IS BACK!
Chuck Thompson: What the fuck is Ryan Morgan doing out here now?! What is it with this night!? Morgan is back but what’s he gonna do!
Morgan slides in the ring and the fans go nuts! CRAZE look confused but Angus lunges at him! Morgan ducks and hits Angus with wild right hands then clotheslines him over the top rope! Andre comes behind Ryan and knocks him down! Morgan gets up but Andre blocks a shot and puts Ryan back down! Ryan lifts Andre up and slams him into the corner then sends him over the top rope! The fans are going nuts until Jace runs up and boots Ryan in the gut!
Steve White: For some reason Ryan has returned and he’s making a save but why?!
Chuck Thompson: Bill doesn’t deserve a save, look at what he did to Wilmer after that loss!
Jace grabs Ryan but Bill runs up and hammers Jace in the back! It gives Ryan enough time to hit Jace with the Deathtouch! The fans go nuts and Ryan gets up and looks on at Bill who forces himself up to his feet and wipes the blood from his face!
Steve White: That’s how ya start 2017!
Chuck Thompson: Why is Morgan back?!
Morgan nods at Bill but Bill doesn’t reciprocate. Morgan approaches Bill and faces him! They look at each other for a moment at the fans go nuts! Morgan extends his hand to Bill but Bill is apprehensive. Finally Bill shakes Morgan’s hand and the fans cheer! They go to go their separate ways out of the ring but Morgan runs up behind Bill outta nowhere and hits Bill with a massive White Stunn! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: WHAT?! RYAN JUST BETRAYED BILL! HE STRUCK BILL FROM BEHIND!?
Chuck Thompson: Fucking why?! Why all of this!? What are these guys doing?
Bill gets to a knee after Ryan celebrates to the crowd! Ryan turns to a weakened Bill and hits him with a Soccer Ball Kick! The fans go nuts and get to their feet as Ryan rolls out of the ring! We see a downed Bill Ryder in the ring and fade out backstage.
We come backstage to where Mazzio is working out with giant weights in a training room. He looks incredibly focused as Aubree Celeste comes in.
Aubree Celeste: Hey babe, your match is coming up soon - I think I saw John Blade in catering getting a snack. He's not even dressed to compete yet.
Mazzio tosses the weights down and shakes the area as he turns over to Aubree.
Mazzio: That's fine... This match against John Blade shouldn't be too long anyway. I might have some fun out there but really it's just a waste of my time.
Aubree Celeste: Don't hurt him or anything... It's not worth it....
Mazzio: Of course not but eventually I'm going to have to do something to get up into the main event again, I just have to figure out what...
Just then, Wilmer Patacky comes in. He's all bandaged up and wearing normal street clothes again.
Mazzio: Hey man... Tough fight huh?
Wilmer Patacky: Yeah, he kicked the shit out of me... I got a lot on my mind anyway, I'm not thinking about that right now, at least I got through it.
Aubree Celeste: Sorry to hear that. Maybe you should head back to the hotel or something?
Wilmer Patacky: I think I'll stick around and see this main event, I know how ruthless Lord Raab can be first hand so this should be a blockbuster match.
Just then we hear the door to the training room open and see EHWF's newest signees, The Sons of Chaos walk in. They both look a little shocked at Mazzio's size but have arrogant expressions on their face.
Chris Hunter: Well, what do we have here? A couple of paper champions eh?
Mazzio: Who the fuck are these guys?
The two Sons of Chaos don’t look impressed.
Alex Reigns: I’m Alex Reigns.
Chris Hunter: And I’m Chris Hunter… I might know our relation to the EHWF Champ – Kevin Hunter…
Wilmer Patacky: I’m sorry to hear that...
Chris Hunter: Don’t be a fucking smart ass.
Wilmer Patacky: My ass is very smart so I’m afraid I can’t help that. Is there something we can help you boys with?
The Sons smirk and look at each other.
Alex Reigns: We just thought we’d come by and introduce ourselves… We heard you guys were the Tag Team Champions so we had to see it for ourselves... What a joke… You’ll probably be seeing a lot more of us very soon.
Mazzio: If you got a death wish then I’m sure we will…
Chris Hunter: Come on Alex, we got stuff to do remember. Lets not waste out time here with people like this.
The Sons of chaos walk out and leave Mazzio, Wilmer and Aubree in the room.
Aubree Celeste: Assholes…
We fade out back to the ring.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is an intergender match and it is for the Showtime Championship!
The pounding beat of “That’s My Girl” by Fifth Harmony comes through the arena’s PA system as various hued pink lights flood the arena. When the beat starts for the second time, Ella Dunn comes out from the backstage area with her right hand on her hip. She walks to the top of the stage and looks around, raising her other hand in the air with two fingers extended before she begins to stomp down the ramp like it’s a runway as the hook starts. She runs her hands up and down her toros once before her hand returns to her hip.
Ella reaches the ring and walks up the steel ring steps, hand still on her hip. She climbs the furthest turnbuckle to the middle rung, kissing her two fingers before raising her hand in the air again with a wink. She then runs to the one diagonal and repeats the motions before hopping down. She moves to the furthest side of the turnbuckle and sits on the middle rope with her arms across the top one as she waits for the arrival of her opponent, her theme music coming to a fading end.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... The challenger… Ella Dunn!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next... Her opponent... The Showtime Champion… Conner Creed!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds as Ella and Conner circle each other for a while. Conner and Ella quickly come into the center but Conner boots Ella in the midsection then tries to toss her into the corner but she stops herself with her boot and snaps a kick right into Conner's face before stepping up on the turnbuckle, flipping off behind Conner and booting him in the back into the corner! Conner turns Ella around and smacks her with a big right hand, which destroys her as the shot from the much bigger man sends her crashing to the canvas in the corner! Conner stands her up and rams Ella against the corner and weakens her with corner hard thrusts! Conner backs off and bolts at Ella but Ella jumps up and Conner runs into her knee! She grabs Conner and slaps him against the ropes! He comes back with a running move but Ella ducks it then hits him with a spinning kick from behind! The fans go wild but Conner is angry as he gets up from the mat! He gets up and swings! Ella ducks him and bounces off the ropes! Conner runs at her as well but she slides down between his legs and bounces off the bottom ropes then leaps in the air and takes Conner out with a crossbody!
Steve White: Bah Gawd what fast paced action! Ella picked up a huge win last week to be given this opportunity and she looks as if she hasn’t missed a beat! She’s applying pressure to Creed right now but he doesn’t look too fazed!
Chuck Thompson: Ella is doing a great job since her return but fighting Conner Creed is a different challenge all together! This guy had a great 2016 and is looking to start the new year off big with a Showtime Championship defense!
Conner and Ella get up. Ella runs up at high speed and dropkicks Conner right in the chest, sending him down to the mat! Conner gets up in a rage and knocks her down with a big shoulder block! Ella yells in pain as Conner lifts her up and tosses her like a sack of potatos into the center of the ring! Ella cries out in pain but let's out a growl of determination as Conner advances on her! She springs up and bolts across the ring, sliding through Conner's legs and getting up, bouncing off of the second and bottom ropes then leaping through the air with a running high knee to the face! Conner stumbles around. He's groggy but relatively unhurt from Ella. Conner turns around and knocks Ella down to the mat! He picks her up and slams her down hard then drops an elbow! Ella quickly rolls to her feet and goes on the attack but Conner boots her in the stomach, uppercuts her then big boots her down to the mat! Ella gets to her hands and knees but Conner stomps her back down and rolls her over as her covers her!
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Steve White: Bah Gawd! Now Conner has taken full control of this match and he’s really letting Ella Dunn have it! She is getting beat up and this can’t be good for her, not at all!!
Chuck Thompson: You're damn right about that one! Conner is freaking destroying Ella right here! Ella barely kicked out of that one and isn’t looking too good now!
Conner advances on Ella who fires a desperate slap to his face! Ella stumbles up using the ropes and hits Conner with a jumping sidekick to the neck! Conner isn't very hurt but it gives her time to recover and dash to the opposite end of the ring! Ella runs at Conner! She swings at him but he ducks her and hoists her up, hitting her with a massive Alabama Slam! The fans go nuts but as Conner covers Ella!
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Steve White: Ella refuses to give it up there! Conner has brutalized her but she is still going! What a match we’re seeing right now!
Chuck Thompson: So much fast paced action and so much big offense in this contest, this is a great first title match for 2017! I just don’t think Ella can hold out much longer, Creed is dominating like he does with most of his opponents!
Ella swats Conner in the head with a quick kick! Conner flails off of Ella and she springs up but is pretty hurt! Conner tackles her back down to the mat and gets a few shots in but she’s able to squirm out and get behind him, hoisting Conner up and slamming him down into the mat! Ella locks in a sleeper hold outta nowhere and Conner struggles and yells as Ella jumps on his back and wraps her legs around him, locking the hold in tight and causing Conner to fall and struggle in pain! Ella screams as she uses all of her energy that she has left to tighten the hold!
Steve White: She’s gonna do it! Ella is gonna do it she’s gonna make Conner tap out right here and now! She is going to make Conner either tap or faint! She is using all of her power and has that Chris Dunnesque sleeper locked in tight!
Chuck Thompson: She’s got him locked in and he’s in pain! Ella might be the new champion if she can just hold on a little while longer but she looks too tired!
Ella has it locked in tight and wrenches with everything she has left! Conner yells in pain and holds his arm out! Conner is going red but Ella has no energy left and Conner breaks the hold! He elbows Ella off of him and Ella makes a smart move and rolls away and clings to the ropes!
Steve White: Ella playing it smart but she just has nothing left in her! She is not in a good place right now and really needs to think of something because Conner still looks pretty healthy, albeit tired and a little hurt!
Chuck Thompson: She doesn’t have much left, Conner is coming to try and end it right now!
Conner comes over but Ella ducks down and Conner trips up, hitting his head on the turnbuckle! He gets up but Ella slaps him across the face! She goes to follow up with a punch but Creed blocks her and headbutts her away! She stumbles and Creed swings but she ducks him and bounces off of the ropes! Ella fires a running high knee but Creed sidesteps it! Ella catches herself on the ropes but Conner is quicker! He fires a big boot but Ella fires a sidekick! Ella and Conner both connect their kicks at the same time! Ella hits the mat right away but Creed stumbles and falls to a knee! Creed gets off and sees Ella second best on the mat! Creed is groggy but limps over to her and goes for a cover… … As Creed goes to hook the leg, Ella gets Creed in a small package and the fans go NUTS!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen… Here is your winner and the NEW Showtime Champion… Ella Dunn!
Steve White: She’s done it! Bah Gawd she’s done it! She had this one lost a dozen times but somehow Ella comes outta nowhere to win this and become the new Showtime Champ!
Chuck Thompson: It was a great match and a very unexpected finish, even Ella looks shocked!
Conner Creed doesn’t look happy and grabs a mic at the bottom of the ramp as Ella Dunn’s music and celebration is cut short. She looks at the title belt in her hands before he begins to speak.
Conner Creed: Well… I can admit, you got me… There was no real honour in that win though – it would have meant something if you had actually used skill or talent to beat me… Oh well, I guess that just taints your short title reign…
The fans boo as Ella doesn’t look impressed.
Conner Creed: The old Creed would have lost it by now and started taking everyone and their mother out – don’t get me wrong, I still love to do that but a new Conner Creed steps foot in 2017 and I have goals I want to accomplish… See, what you did tonight was a huge mistake on your end.
Ella still doesn’t look impressed and hoist the belt on her shoulder as she questions Creed from the ring.
Conner Creed: The Showtime Championship has looked like a joke. There hasn’t been one serious holder of that title, not one serious reign... Just now I start to bring legitimacy to that belt and already you ruin it. My goal… My first goal in 2017 is to become a double champion now… You might ask ‘how do you plan on doing that?’ It’s simple, your pretty boy asshole husband is a piece of trash but not as big a piece of trash as Kevin Hunter is, so I wait for Chris Dunn to beat him for the EHWF World Championship… While I’m waiting, I guess I take you down and take back my Showtime Championship once more, this time, making it true gold in the process…
Ella rolls her eyes then invites Creed to come back in the ring as she hold the belt back up. Creed laughs and is surprisingly calm.
Conner Creed: After I’m done destroying you and taking back my Showtime gold, I would have more than gotten in the head of your husband – sidelining a mans wife is enough to put him on edge y’know... I’ll have the perfect reason to face Dunn for the title and I would have earned it as well with my Showtime victory. It’s then where I will become a double champion and realize my destiny as champion of the world… and it’s all thanks to you… I’ll see you soon… better grow eyes in the back of your FUCKING head and tell your husband the same thing!
Creed drops the mic and leaves the area as Ella looks out with an apprehensive expression. The fans are going wild as we fade out.
We come in to the backstage area where Lisa Caliber is waiting with a mic in the interview area.
Lisa Caliber: Joining me is my guest at this time… Ryan Morgan!
Ryan Morgan steps into the frame and we hear cheers from back in the arena.
Lisa Caliber: Ryan, you just made a triumphant and epic return back to EHWF tonight, after a disgraceful carting last time and an attempt at redemption before your ousting. Why did you choose to attack Bill Ryder tonight of al people, in your return?
Ryan Morgan: Lisa, I know you and everyone else have heard it before but I’m a new man and I’m a changed man. My concern isn’t anything other than accomplishing my competitive goals in EHWF now.
Lisa Caliber: But why Bill Ryder?
Ryan Morgan: Why Bill? Because I have unfinished business with a homo like Bill Ryder. Because Bill Ryder returns and thinks he’s top shit. He thinks he can just kick the shit out of Wilmer and anyone else he wants… I don’t fly that shit, especially from someone like Bill Ryder.
Lisa Caliber: So… How does beating up Bill Ryder for the good of EHWF fit into your competitive goals here in EHWF?
Ryan Morgan: People only remember the bad things I’ve done Lisa... Bill Ryder is a much more worse person than I am… I feel it only right to put someone like Bill in their place early so they pose no annoyance when I choose to go and win the EHWF Championship once again!
Lisa Caliber: You’re gunning for the EHWF Championship again? And you think Bill is a big enough stepping stone to get there? You might have more work to do than you think Ryan…
Ryan Morgan: Just wait and see Lisa… Just wait and see...
With that Ryan walks off and leaves Lisa alone as we cut back to the arena.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is set for one fall!
John Blade comes out and salutes everyone and their mother before sprinting down to the ring and sliding in! He dances around for a while until his music stops then waits for his opponent
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… John Blade!
Young Kings hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big sillouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And next his opponent… Being accompanied by Aubree Celeste… One half of the Tag Team Champions… Mazzio!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and the fans are going nuts. Aubree is cheering for Mazzio on the outside but Mazzio doesn’t move. John Blade looks apprehensive but he sees that Mazzio isn’t going to make the first move. John Blade rushes Mazzio and swings big haymakers but Mazzio dodges each swing and moves behind Blade! Blade dashes away and regroups then flies at Mazzio again and bursts a flurry of punches but each one misses as Mazzio’s dodging is on point! John Blade is shocked and steps back for a moment!
Steve White: Mazzio with that amazing dodging skill right now, with perfect precognition of John Blade and all of his moves! This Mazzio kid is freaking incredible and absolutely terrifying!
Chuck Thompson: When Mazzio came in to EHWF he as terrifying and now he’s even more terrifying! This guy is just a force of power. Look what he did to CRAZE last week all on his own in just a few seconds! John Blade needs to stop swinging and start praying!
Blade rethinks his strategy and runs at Mazzio diving a shoulder block at him but Mazzio dodges again! The fans are on their feet! Blade bounces off of the ropes once more and lunges at Mazzio but Mazzio leap frogs him! Blade comes back at Mazzio but Mazzio jumps over him! Blade is all turned around and confused! His confusion and apprehension turns to anger as he waves his hand in front of his face and starts wildly swinging at Mazzio again! Mazzio dodges them with simple head tilts and the fans are going berserk! Mazzio cataches Blade’s fist, then throws him back to the other side of the ring!
Steve White: Blade just can’t hit Mazzio! How freaking strong has Mazzio gotten!? Blade doesn’t look happy right now, he just can’t lay anything on him!
Chuck Thompson: Mazzio with that incredible strength, just tossing Blade to the other side of the ring! Look at the size of this guy, and look at Aubree on the outside in front of us!!
Blade looks scared but gets back up to his feet. He waves his hand in front of his face once more then says that Mazzio can’t see him! He dashes at Mazzio and swings but Mazzio blocks it! Mazzio blocks another and another until Mazzio pie faces Blade back down to the mat! The fans are laughing and cheering! Blade gets up and in anger goes to wave his hand in front of his face again but Mazzio explodes at vanishing speed and plummets a fist right into Blade’s gut! The fans are shocked at the display of power and Blade coughs up some blood before his eyes roll in the back of his head and he falls to the mat!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner by knockout… Mazzio!
Aubree gets in the ring and celebrates with Mazzio as his music hits! The start to make out and the fans cheer.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Just like that, John Blade is finished! Mazzio making quick work of Blade and humiliating him. Mazzio is a beast!
Chuck Thompson: I barely saw Mazzio move to throw that punch! One punch and Blade is KO’d, this Mazzio guy has 2017 in his sights!
Mazzio hoists Aubree on his shoulder and jumps out of the ring as they leave. EMT’s start trying to help John Blade. Just as he comes to, The lights all go off!
Steve White: What! W-What happened to the lights Chuck!? It’s pitch black! Who is it!
The fans are cheering as the arena is left in darkness after the match! Suddenly a dull red light comes on and the fans go nuts! We see a groggy John Blade look up from the mat. His eyes suddenly grow wide!
Chuck Thompson: What’s that?! W-Wait!
John Blade looks out at the tron in shock as the John Blade vs. Harambe Jr promo pic is displayed with “NEXT WEEK” put over it! John Blade’s jaw drops as he falls back to the EMT’s! The fans are going nuts as the promo pic stays on the tron!
Steve White: Harambe Jr vs. John Blade! The old rivals are set to go back at it again next week! This was covered earlier in the week as it was announced and it looks like Harambe Jr wants to make sure he’s in the mind of Blade!!
Chuck Thompson: That he is!
The EMT’s take Blade off in a stretcher as we fade out.
We come into backstage where Alexander Corvis is waiting outside Michael Rissi’s office. Michael Rissi walks out his door into the hall and Corvis instantly swamps him with a mic!
Alexander Corvis: Rissi… Your wife had a big announcement at the start of the night, can you tell us what else we’re to expect in 2017 and what else new is coming to EHWF?
Michael Rissi: What!? No! Get the fuck out of my face – I need to get on a plane out of here ASAP – Jakarta is such shithole, this whole country is!
Alexander Corvis: But we just want to know if there will also be an EHWF Championship match next week?
Michael Rissi: Listen. Yeah, there are going to be more title defences on Mayhem but not every damn week. Joanna made it sound like we have this big problem with that… Sure we had the match spotting with DGS and Silver but that’s over and things change. Certain aspects can’t survive in a place like EHWF anymore after time. EHWF has a habit of out growing things! Sure, DGS and Silver’s hogging and match spotting was quite nagging to the image of a title but then I look at something like Blaise and Eli Sykes and then I feel better. I promise – EHWF has outgrown all of it’s hindrances and we will have a great 2017.
Alexander Corvis: With so many weeks leading up to Sudden Death will we see the EHWF title get defended before then?
Michael Rissi: No… Chris Dunn takes on Kevin Hunter for the EHWF Championship at Sudden Death!
Michael Rissi grabs his suitcase and leaves the area as we fade off back into the arena.
The scene comes down to the ring as Patricia Downs introduces the next match of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen… This following contest is a tag team match and it is set for one fall!
Mike Smith walks out from the back with Crystal Taylor at his side. She turns toward him and starts clapping as he perches his hands on his waist, staring at the booing crowd. Christian Taylor jogs out from the back and he hops on Mike Smith's back with his legs fastening around his midsection. He raises his right fist to the ceiling and shouts, "we the bomb, bitches!" Remaining on Mike Smith's back, Mike showing his true strength as he continues to walk normally down the ramp with Crystal beside him. They pass the fans as Christian pretends to want to backhand the booing fans. Once they make it to the bottom of the ramp, Christian hops off Mike's back onto the apron and climbs up to the second rope, kneeling his knee on the top turnbuckle, looking through the audience. Mike pulls himself up on the apron and steps over the second rope. He walks to the middle of the ring as Crystal hustles up the steel stairs and dips down under the second rope as Christian backflips off the turnbuckle. He stands on the bottom rope and leans over the rope, blowing a kiss to the booing fans as Crystal smirks at her husband while standing beside Mike Smith in the middle of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… the Challenge Champions… Mike Smith and Christian Taylor… Beauty and the Beast!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And next, their opponents… First… Zoe McDraven!
The opening piano beings and slowly transitions to the opening riff of Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold. The fans elevate to their feet as The Vigilante, Xander Pierce, steps out onto the stage, wearing his usual wrestling attire. He raises his arms up to the sky and basks in the glory. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, greeting a few fans here and there as he reaches the ring. Leaping up onto the steel steps, he walks across the ring edge motioning for the crowd to continue their prayers. He leaps over the ring ropes and poses in the center of the ring before moving to a corner of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And finally her partner… Xander Pierce!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Zoe and Christian lock up in the center of the ring! Zoe knees Christian in the gut and pushes him into the corner then hits him with a big corner clothesline! Christian stumbles out into the center where Zoe plants him with a big dropkick to the chest! Christian gets up but she takes him down with a lariat then hits him with another as he gets to his feet! Christian gets up pissed off and tackles Zoe to the mat and starts beating on her with big right and left hands! Zoe throws Christian off of her then gets on top of him and starts hitting him with big rights and lefts herself! Christian pushes her off, Mike calls for a tag but Christian refuses! Zoe runs up and knocks Christian down with a big roundhouse to the head!
Steve White: Zoe really taking it to Christian Taylor right now! Zoe is dominating Christian Taylor here! She is showing everyone why she is Woman of the Year for 2016!
Chuck Thompson: That award seems to have really given her confidence here and she really is showing great skill right now! Everything Taylor throws at her she has an answer for and she’s knocking him around pretty hard right now!
Christian is down and Zoe drags him up to his feet. Xander calls for a tag and Zoe tags him in! She holds Christian up as Xander gets to the top rope and flies down for an axe handle from the top! Christian is down and is hurt! Mike shouts at Christian to get up as the fans go nuts! Xander quickly hooks Taylor’s legs as fast as he can!
1…
2..
NO!
Christian kicks out! Mike yells at Christian but Christian is pretty groggy and can’t focus. Xander runs up and gets Christian in a face lock and Christian screams out in pain! The ref tells Mike to stay where he is but Mike flips the ref off and runs in, booting Xander in the face off of Christian! Zoe complains from the apron and the ref forces Mike out of the ring!
Steve White: Christian with an impressive kick out but Zoe and Xander have really messed him up and he needs to make a tag! Xander is trying to perfectly isolate him right now and it’s working!
Chuck Thompson: Mike is pissed off on the apron right now but there is nothing he can do. Mike and Christian know they need this win and they’ve just found out at the beginning of the night they’ll be defending their titles next week against Zoe!
Mike is pissed off and shouts at Zoe from his end! Christian grabs Xander and starts kneeing the shit out of him! Christian whips Xander into the corner then runs at him but Xander jumps up and rams his boot into Christian’s face! Christian stumbles around and Xander takes his leg out! Xander runs up and hits a big legdrop across Taylor’s chest! Mike goes nuts on the apron!
Mike Smith: Christian! Don’t worry about him! We need to take Zoe out tonight so we don’t have to defend next week! Attack her or tag me in!
Steve White: Taylor can’t get a word in this match now! Xander has him locked down and he’s taken control!! Mike feeling pressure and thinking ahead to next week as he pleas for Christian to take Zoe out!
Chuck Thompson: Christian needs to tag out dammit! Mike is pissed! Zoe doesn’t look too impressed after that outburst either!
Christian Taylor makes his way up as Xander scouts him! Xander strikes but Christian tosses Xander hard into the corner! Xander stumbles around and falls and Christian nails Xander with a step up Enziguri! Christian finally grabs Xander and tosses him headfirst into the turnbuckle! Xander stumbles around and Christian removes the turnbuckle cover! Xander runs at Christian but Christian sends him into the corner and his head bounces off of it hard! Xander is fucked up and bleeding as he stumbles backwards! Christian runs up and boots Xander in the skull and sends him into the corner where Zoe blind tags!
Mike Smith: Destroy her! Tag me!
Steve White: Christian just taking out Xander outta nowhere! Xander is a bloody mess on the mat now and we need medics!
Chuck Thompson: Here comes Zoe!
Christian Taylor runs at her but she ducks him and knocks Mike Smith off of the apron and sends him into the announce table! The fans are going nuts! Christian strikes again but Zoe spins a big roundhouse into his head! Christian is bleeding now as well! Zoe goes to follow up but he pushes her down to the mat! The fans are going wild as Christian runs a big boot up but Zoe ducks it and gets behind Christian, locking him in Kinetic Energy! The fans are going wild! Zoe wrenches the hold hard! Christian screams in pain! The fans go nuts and ultimately Zoe makes Christian tap!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners via submission… Xander Pierce and Zoe McDraven!
Xander and Zoe get up and celebrate their win! The ref raises their arms but their celebration is cut short as Mike runs back into the ring and clotheslines both of them down hard! The fans boo as Mike stands over both downed opponents.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Ambush! They still want to take Zoe out for next week!
Xander is tossed out of the ring as Mike grabs Zoe! He holds her back and pins her arms as Christian Taylor comes in and starts hitting her with lefts and rights! The fans boot but Mike lifts Zoe up and slams her down hard on the mat! Taylor gets a few stomps in before Mike gets her up on his back! Mike walks around with Zoe on his back and laughs but he suddenly stops as Aubree Celeste’s music hits and she sprints down the ramp!
Steve White: Aubree Celeste! Aubree Celeste! Zoe’s old partner who helped her fight against these two! Watch out!
Taylor looks pissed! Aubree slides in and Taylor swings but Aubree knocks him down with a lariat! The fans are going nuts as Taylor gets up and Aubree takes him down with a spinning kick! Aubree gets up and Mike Smith tosses Zoe at her! Aubree catches Zoe and puts her down in the corner! Mike Smith rages and runs a big boot but Aubree ducks him and then hits him with a dropkick! Mike Smith hits the corner as Aubree edges back to where Zoe is! Mike Smith wants a double clothesline but as he runs Zoe and Aubree pull down the top rope and Mike Smith goes right over, landing on his head on the outside! The fans go BERSERK!
Steve White: Aubree and Zoe! Aubree and Zoe! They may have very well taken out Smith right there as Aubree shows up to make the save!!
The fans are on their feet! Taylor gets up and Aubree slaps him across the face! He stumbles around and Aubree and Zoe look at each other. When Taylor turns back around they hit him with a double superkick! Taylor is down and Aubree helps Zoe up!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Aubree and Zoe sending a message to Beauty and The Beast right now that they’re not scared and they are coming for the Challenge Championships next week! What a display!
Aubree Celeste: If you thought this partnership was done… think again. It’s going to take more than a pretty boy bitch and his brainless overgrown friend to stop Aubree and Zoe!
Aubree helps Zoe over to the corner as the two raise their arms and the fans go nuts.
Aubree Celeste: Mark my words… Next week, Aubree and Zoe reclaim what’s theirs!
The fans go wild with cheers as we fade out backstage.
We see a beat up and bleeding Xander Pierce limping up the hallway after his match. He finds a nurse and stops her as we hear Zoe’s music playing back in the arena.
Xander Pierce: Where’s the medical room, I need assistance.
Nurse: It’s right ov…
Suddenly from behind Kevin Hunter runs in and hits Xander Pierce in the back with a big forearm and the nurse runs away screaming! Kevin Hunter starts stomping the shit out of Xander Pierce on the ground.
Steve White: SHIT! Kevin Hunter! That no good asshole just attacking his old rival from behind! That’s not the way to bring in 2017!
Chuck Thompson: He said he was going to tie up all lose ends before he faces Chris Dunn but Xander was already badly beaten up! We need security and medics back there right now!
Hunter picks a bleeding Xander back up and tosses him into the wall! He picks him up once more and tosses him into a production crate! Xander is down and defenseless as Hunter helps him up only to hit him with the Killer Effect on the ground! Xander struggles as a bloody mess on the floor and can barely crawl away!
Steve White: Kevin Hunter has just destroyed the already hurt Xander Pierce! This is sick! Get some medics right now this guy could be finished!
Chuck Thompson: Get him some milk!
Kevin Hunter: You think you’re a tough guy huh? Think you can step up to me?
Hunter looks up at the camera and smirks.
Kevin Hunter: Chris Dunn… This one is for you…
Hunter backs off as Xander is all fucked up and tries to crawl away. Hunter runs up and punts Xander in the head sending him down a flight of stairs! Everyone watching on the tron is in shock as Xander lands on his neck a few times then hits the wall hard and lies in a pool of blood! Hunter walks away as the camera pans in on Xander.
Steve White: NO! NOO! Get a fucking ambulance! NOW!
A ref hears the commotion and runs down into the frame then down the stairs to the unconscious and destroyed Xander! He screams for medics and an ambulance as we cut back to the arena.
The scene comes down to the ring as Patricia Downs introduces the main event contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen… This main event contest is a tag team match and it is set for one fall!
Monster and Animal I Have Become (mash up) by Skillet and Three Days Grace play over the sound system as Samuel McPherson and Lord Raab come through the curtain with Henry Losak behind them as they walk side by side together to the ring, ignoring the fans as they step over the top rope together while Henry goes through the middle rope. Raab and Samuel do a holdup in the ring with the fans booing on them as Henry steps out of the ring with Raab and Samuel stand in the ring waiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Monstimals!
The opening roar of "Ready for War (Pray for Peace)" by Adelitas Way is heard throughout the arena as the fans explode into cheers. Chris Dunn makes it out onto the stage as you can feel the energy radiating off of him as a more upbeat guitar is heard. Chris points down to the ground, before he is seen flailing his arms up and down as he spins around so his back is facing the ring, before jumping up and down a bit as Ella joins him her back facing the ring, a big smile on her face before Chris points towards the crowd and proceeds to twerk – to the delight of the female fans, before Chris runs his hands through his wet dirty blonde slicked back hair and throwing his arms out as he lets out a loud battle cry. He spins back around and does a small fist pump, you can see a smirk on Chris' face as he chews his gum. Once again Chris points downwards and pointing towards himself and then to the crowd before you can hear him yell out: "You know what time it is!" before this time pointing down over to the ring, running his hands through his hair a bit before slapping the back of his thighs a few times, flailing his arms up and down once more a bit. Chris made his way around the ring as he hopped up onto the other ring apron and went to enter the ring, however he hesitated and just sat on the middle rope and once again pointed downwards before then pointing out towards the crowd. Chris entered the ring completely as he walked around the ring, still chewing his gum as he stopped, looking out at the crowd another smirk appearing on his face as he removed his trademark sleeveless hoodie before beginning to hop up and down inside the ring, as he awaited the arrival of his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next, their opponents… First… Chris Dunn!
Kevin Hunter’s music hits. He comes out and the fans boo him but he smirks. He holds up his title belt before coming down the ramp and getting in the ring. He holds the belt back up then looks around waiting for the damn bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And finally his partner… He is the EHWF Champion… Kevin Hunter!
DING DING DING!
The match begins and Hunter demands he start. Dunn really isn’t even fazed and tries to bait Hunter but Hunter ignores him. The bell sounds and Hunter locks up with McPherson! Hunter hits McPherson with a flurry of knees then starts working his head with big right and left hands but McPherson laughs and headbutts Hunter down to the mat! McPherson grabs Hunter and swings him around before plummeting him hard down into the mat! Losak and Raab smirk as Hunter yells in pain and McPherson stomps on Hunter! McPherson backs off and runs up off the ropes! He jumps up and goes for a splash but Hunter rolls out of the way and McPherson hits the mat! McPherson yells in pain!
Steve White: McPherson was brutalizing the champion but Kevin Hunter showing us that intensity that he’s famous for! This is gonna be a ruthless contest!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter shouldn’t even fucking be out here after what he just did to Xander Pierce! Fuck Kevin Hunter!
McPherson goes to get up but Hunter is back on him! Hunter hits McPherson with big lefts and right and then knees him in the face back down to the mat! Hunter gets on the second rope and when McPherson gets back up Hunter jumps off and hits him with and axe handle! McPherson punches Hunter in the face then goes for a lariat but Hunter ducks it then moves back and takes out McPherson’s leg, sending him down to the mat again! McPherson gets up and Hunter pushes him shoulder first into the corner! McPherson yells in pain as Raab tags himself in.
Steve White: McPherson started out strong but Hunter got the better of him and now Raab comes into this match!
Chuck Thompson: Raab looks like he wants to hurt someone and it looks like it’s gonna be Hunter! Too bad Hunter’s relationship with Dunn is shit, he could have had some back up here!
Hunter goes to lock up with Raab but Raab hits him with a big boot! Hunter holds his jaw as he gets up and tries to recover but Raab hits him with a massive uppercut! Hunter holds his mouth as blood gushes out! Raab doesn’t care and picks him up by the throat! Raab goes for a chokeslam but Hunter propels off of his back then gets to his corner! Hunter slaps Dunn in the face, making the tag!
Steve White: Disrespect from Hunter to Dunn! That was sick! Someone cart this Hunter asshole out of the building! First Xander now a slap to Dunn’s face!
Chuck Thompson: The only thing Dunn and Hunter have on their minds are Sudden Death! Hunter will do what it takes to take it to Dunn tonight that’s just how he is!
Dunn is pissed and goes to hit Hunter after that slap but the ref stops him! Hunter laughs and smirks as Dunn tries to get at him but the ref says he is the legal man and Dunn needs to fight! Dunn turns only to get a big boot to the skull from Raab! Raab wants Killerbuster but Dunn drops down and hits him with a jawbreaker! Raab takes a moment to recover. Dunn jumps on Raab and he’s all over him with lefts and rights but Raab puts Dunn down and uppercuts him to the mat! Dunn stumbles to his feet and Raab stalks him only to get hit in the face with a Superkick from Raab! The fans go nuts and Dunn looks like he’s going to follow up on Raab but instead he runs up and boots Hunter off of the apron to the outside!
Steve White: DUNN! Dunn giving Hunter a taste of his own medicine and the Dunn/Hunter team has broken down!!
Chuck Thompson: We knew it wouldn’t last! These two are gonna have the fight right here!
Dunn goes to the outside and swarms Hunter and a brawl breaks out! The ref tries to bring order back from inside the ring but Hunter and Dunn trade lefts and rights and a fistfight breaks out! Raab doesn’t care about their rivalry and gets out of the ring! Raab runs up and clotheslines the hell out of both men! The fans go nuts as Raab picks both men up by their throats!
[colo=grey]Ref: Get back in this fucking ring right now or I’ll count you guys out![/color]
Steve White: Raab doesn’t care he just wants to inflict as much pain as possible! That’s why he’s the Hardcore Champ!
Chuck Thompson: Raab takes both men out and it looks like he’s gonna finish them! Dunn and Hunter’s rivalry has cost them tonight!
Raab wants a double chokeslam but Dunn and Hunter push Raab into the ring post! Raab goes down and Dunn and Hunter go back to brawling on the outside in a fistfight! Dunn gets the upper hand until Hunter uppercuts him in the chest! They grapple around for a moment before McPherson comes around the corner yelling and smacks Dunn in the skull with a steel chair! Hunter is shocked and backs off but McPherson cracks him in the skull with the chair as well! The fans go nuts but the ref calls for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winners of this match via a disqualification… The EHWF Champion Kevin Hunter and Chris Dunn!
Steve White: Shit… We should have known that The Monstimals would end it this way!
Chuck Thompson: End it… It looks like McPherson is just getting started!
McPherson hits Dunn in the back with the chair and bends it! He hits Hunter, then Dunn again, then Hunter once more like it’s a game! Both Dunn and Hunter are down on the ground in pain but Losak comes over and ushers Raab and McPherson away. They end up leaving the scene as the damage is done and Dunn and Hunter lie in their own blood. They slowly get to a knee and look at each other but that’s when some music hits!
Steve White: Ah shit! Who now? Who’s music is that?
Chuck Thompson: No idea? Who is it Steve?
Hunter’s fam; The Sons of Chaos make their way down the ramp! Dunn looks around and sighs but he gets up and sprints at them! Dunn starts fighting Alex Reigns but Kevin hits him from behind and Chris Hunter jumps right on him! The Sons of Chaos and Kevin Hunter starts stomping out a bleeding Chris Dunn on the ramp!
Steve White: No! First Xander and now Hunter is going to finish Dunn off before he can even get to Sudden Death! This is bullshit! The Sons of Chaos are out here before they’ve even debuted and they’re helping Kevin Hunter take out his number one contender!
Chuck Thompson: The Sons of Chaos doing some dirty work for Kevin Hunter right now! W-Wait… D-Don’s do it!
Reigns comes over and puts a steel chair on Dunn’s shin/leg while the Hunter’s hold him down! Reigns goes over and holds Dunn down as Kevin goes to the chair! The fans all start to boo and get up in shock!
Steve White: Don’t do it! Don’t freaking do it!!
Hunter raises his arms and goes to jump on the chair but the fans boos turn to cheers as Mazzio and Wilmer run out! Mazzio explodes down the ramp and drives an Iron Punch into Hunter right before he hits the chair! Reigns turns around in shock as Wilmer is all over him and drops him! Chris Hunter then jumps on Wilmer and the two get into a fistfight!
Steve White: WILMAZZIO! WILMAZZIO! The Tag Team Champs are out here and they’re saving Dunn! Bah Gawd what a night!
Chuck Thompson: I guess The Sons were right, they would see Wilmazzio sooner than they thought…
Hunter holds his face in pain on the ground as he spits out a tooth! Hunter barks over at Reigns and Reigns gets up and hits Mazzio in the back! They trade some blows! Reigns buts Mazzio and hits him with a high kick! He goes to follow up but Mazzio clotheslines him! Kevin Hunter tries to sneak away up the ramp! Wilmer lifts Chris Hunter up and hits him with an inverted atomic drop then pushes him down to the floor! They roll away and Hunter thinks he’s home free but Chris Dunn runs up behind him and hits him in the back with a big forearm! Dunn gets on Kevin’s back and starts hitting him with lefts and rights!
Steve White: Bah Gawd it’s all out WAR!
Chuck Thompson: What a way to kick off the start of the year! WHAT A NIGHT!
Hunter tosses Dunn off of him and legs it! Reigns and Chris Hunter aren’t far behind as they get to the top of the stage! Mazzio, Wilmer and Dunn are at the bottom of the ramp, shouting for them to come fight but Kevin dispels them to his crew and they leave as the fans go WILD!
Steve White: Well ladies and gents what an amazing night this has been! This has got to be one of the best Mayhem’s I’ve ever seen! I can’t wait to see what happens next week after all of this! It’s been an amazing start to 2017 ladies and gents. Good night, we’ll see you next week! Be safe!
We see Mazzio and Wilmer help Chris Dunn over to the ring as the fans are going nuts and we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! This is the first Saturday Night Mayhem for 2017 and it’s going to be a huge one ladies and gents! Tonight we’re going to kick off the New Year in style when we see the duo of Chris Dunn and Kevin Hunter take on The Monstimals in a massive tag team main event! What a way to kick off 2017! Can Dunn and Hunter work together or will their rivalry cause their team to fall apart and fall victim to the ruthless team of Raab and McPherson!?
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for that one Steve because we all know their issues are far from over and something will go down in the main event tonight! Chris Dunn is the number one contender for the EHWF Championship and Kevin Hunter has tried to make Dunn’s life a living hell these past few months, there’s nothing that is going to get in the way of the hatred these two men share for each other! We can’t forget about that co-main event that looks great as well Steve!
Steve White: That’s right, Zoe McDraven and Xander Pierce are going to team up to take on Zoe’s old rivals, Beauty and The Beast! This match is going to be huge because not only does Zoe have them in her sights but The Beauty and The Beast are looking to bounce back in a big way and what a way to do it then to take down the popular Xander Pierce and the Woman of The Year Zoe McDraven! It’s going to be huge!!
Chuck Thompson: And if all that wasn’t enough for ya, we’re gonna see Ella Dunn take on the Showtime Champion Conner Creed for that title in a huge match up! Creed has been on fire lately and has been hitting his opponents hard whereas Ella had a massive return last week and wants to keep it going by winning some gold! Whoever the winner of this one is, there is no doubt that it’s going to be a huge match! Plus, John Blade returns to Mayhem to take on Mazzio but if you’ve been paying attention on EHWF.com, reports are saying Harambe Jr wants another fight with John Blade! When that will happen, we don’t know but it will be amazing!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what happens as we enter 2017! Lets start the night!
Fireworks continue to hit the stage as the fans cheer! Joanna Rissi's music hits and the fans go nuts as she comes out and waves to tge fans! She high fives her way down the ramp and gets in the ring with a mic as she waits for the cheering crowd to quiet down.
Joanna Rissi: Ladies and Gentlemen... Welcome to the first Mayhem of 2017!
The fans go nuts and get behind the celebration as Joanna claps along with the fans
Joanna Rissi: Last year was a pretty great year for EHWF but in 2017 we're going to make some changes to ensure that we make EHWF even better and make sure we keep growing as a company! As you all know, Sudden Death is around the corner and Chris Dunn will take on Kevin Hunter in a contest for the EHWF Championship!
The fans break out in cheers once again as the tron displays a promo picture of Dunn and Hunter.
Steve White: I can't wait for that one Chuck!
Joanna Rissi: But... I can stress that there will be changes to the way we do things in EHWF now. Firstly, there will be more opportunity for more competitors during the year! 2016 was a great year and Eli Sykes was a great and dominant champion for most of the year but we only saw the EHWF Championship change hands a small amount of times. The previous year had a host of changes but the greatest rivalry of all time was born out of that year as we saw Eli Sykes and Blaise captivate the industry... The year before that one was a little more complicated as we saw Silver Kazama and David Smith handed just over 8 months of the EHWF Title picture only for it to end anti-climactic and become stale with both competitors now fighting in Indy Federations... We promise something like that won't happen again! We promise more competition, more opportunity and more EHWF Championship matches on Mayhem!
The fans go wild and lose their shit as Joanna nods.
Joanna Rissi: That doesn't just apply for tge EHWF Championship either! All titles will be more regularly defended on Mayhem in 2017 and I am happy to kick things off by announcing that Aubree Celeste and Zoe McDraven will recieve their given rematch for the Challenge Championships when they take on The Beauty and The Beast!
The fans go wild and cheer as a promotional picture for that match is shown on the tron!
Steve White: And there you have it! Just like that we get a title match next week!
Joanna Rissi: Following the success last year, 2017 will host another Retribution Royale!
The fans lose it and go berserk with cheers!
Joanna Rissi: The EHWF Championship and the other titles aren't the only major achievments in EHWF to capture anymore! In 2017 we'll see The Retribution Royale, The Meltdown Chamber, The King of Bereavement Tournament and for the first time, the Mayhem Cup!
The fans are going nuts and begin to cheer and chant. The crowd is ready to start the blockbuster of a night ahead of them!
Joanna Rissi: It's going to be a great year ladies and gents! Enjoy the night!
Joanna's music hits again and she leaves the ring.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is set for one fall!
The opening chord to 'The End Is Where We Brgin steadily began to make it's presence across the sold out arena. A few seconds would pass before three figures would emerge from behind the curtain and embrace the crowd with their presence. Paul Luthor would step to the left side of the stage with a sly smirk of confidence embarking across his egotistical face. The advocate and best friend of Bill Ryder turned his head and embraced the very same man he helped resurrect his career. To the right of the stage stood the beautiful Amanda Greene. She had been the new found love interest and girlfriend of the very same man who stood between her and Paul Luthor. She embraced the two men standing to her left with smile and a quick applause. She placed her hands firmly upon her hips and awaited his next move.
Bill stood between the two of them with his back pointed towards the crowd. The man who once dominated EHWF stood there stiffly with his arms spread out beside him and his black 'Renegade' hood stretched over the upper half of his ripped upper body. The EHWF veteran slowly turned his body full circle and faced the crowd. His deep blue eyes pierced forward-while the camera caught a clear image of the thick beard that was now corroding his handsome face. His new black and gold wrestling tights caught the attention of the crowd, but the definition of his abdomen was quite noticeable through his shirtless body; which could be seen underneath his unzipped hood. He would slowly look to his left at Paul and then back to his right in the direction of Amanda. He would then look forward and embrace the two of them with a quick nod before the trio would head down the ramp together.
The two of them would continue to walk with him until the three of them reached the bottom of the ramp. Amanda and Paul would head to the left and towards the ring steps, while Bill Ryder would take this opportunity to separate himself from the pack and head towards the right. This is where Ryder would indeed capture the spotlight and capture the attention of the entire world. With little to no effort he hopped up onto the apron and turned his attention towards the crowd. Amanda and Paul slowly made their way into the ring and headed in the direction of Bill. They stood behind him as he stood on the apron, both clapping and pointing in the direction of Bill. From underneath the black hood that continued to rest upon his head, as Ryder slowly scanned the arena with his eyes.
He gingerly made his way across the apron and towards the far turnbuckle in which he would climb to the top of. He continued to look forward while spreading his arms outward and taunting towards the crowd. He stood in this positions for a few more seconds before jumping off the turnbuckle and reconnected with Amanda and Paul in the center of the ring. Amanda would retrieve the hoodie from Ryder's body and embraced his cheek with a small kiss. Bill Ryder would then walk to the nearest turnbuckle and take a seat in the corner while resting his arms on each side of him with the usage of the center rope. Paul Luthor and Amanda Greene would now exit the ring and allow Styles to await for his opponent on his own.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… ‘The Renegade’ Bill Ryder!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Got Yours" by Yellowcard began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope. He would then throwing his right index finger into the air and yell out into the cheers from the crowd as "Got Yours" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, before he began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start .
Patricia Downs: And next his opponent… He is one half of the EHWF Tag Team Champions… ‘Wacky’ Wilmer Patacky!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Wilmer Patacky vs. Bill Ryder
Bill and Will step into the center of the ring after the bell rings. Bill glares at Wilmer, who simply just looks out at the crowd and smiles. Bill shoves Wilmer back, but he catches himself. He looks at Bill and laughs as he steps back up and gets into Bill’s face. Bill starts yelling back at Bill. Bill goes for a right hand that is blocked by Wilmer. Wilmer then responds by elbowing Bill hard across the face, causing the crowd to go wild! They lock up and Bill knees Wilmer in the midsection but Wilmer pulls Bill back into an elbow into the face again! Bill swings and Wilmer ducks him then starts hitting Bill with quick kicks and strikes before Wilmer jumps up and dropkicks Bill in the chest, sending him crashing down to the mat hard as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Bill Ryder rushing into this one but it looks like he may have a little rust and may have underestimated Wilmer in this one. Overconfidence can kill remember and Bill Ryder has been nothing but confident in the lead up to his return!
Chuck Thompson: Bill is getting hammered right now but this one is still early! Bill can make an impact in this one but he needs to take Wilmer seriously.
Bill and Wilmer get up and Wilmer drives a knee into Bill! They lock up and Wilmer gets a few gut thrusts in but Bill scoops Wilmer up and slams him down hard on the mat! The fans begin to get louder as Bill bounces off of the rope and hits Wilmer with a splash! Wilmer kicks out immediately and the two get back up! They trade punches for a moment and when it looks like Wilmer is getting the upper hand, Bill ducks down and takes out his leg! Wilmer is in pain on the mat and Bill bounces off of the ropes and drops a leg on Wilmer’s chest! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: Bill Ryder fighting back a lot better there but Wilmer was still able to do a lot of damage to him! What an opener we’re seeing here!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer has been on a massive winning streak lately but that’s said to have only been because of Mazzio. Tonight I guess we’ll get to see Wilmer prove himself and he’s done great so far!
Bill picks Wilmer up but Wilmer raises Bill and hits him with a big atomic drop! The fans are going wild as Wilmer follows up with big rights and lefts on Bill, eventually knocking him to the mat! Wilmer is in control and goes to pick Bill up until Bill thumbs Wilmer in the eye! Wilmer falls back and the fans boo but it gives time for Bill to get up! Bill gets up and ambushes Wilmer with a big forearm to the side of the head then picks him up and slams him down with a big sidewalk slam! Bill covers!
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Steve White: Bill Ryder finally getting momentum in this one and going for a cover to finish it but Wilmer with a strong kick out!
Chuck Thompson: Bill is firing up and taking this one a lot more serious but Wilmer is still fighting tough and wouldn’t even let Bill get a two count! Both men are looking exhausted and this opener is going off the chains right now!
The fans are getting really loud as both men get up but Bill boots Wilmer back down to the mat and starts to stomp on him! Bill picks a beaten Wilmer up and headbutts him into the corner! Bill then runs up and hits him with a corner Enziguri! The fans go nuts and Wilmer goes down! Bill looks around and lines Wilmer up!
Steve White: Wilmer has lost control of this one ad it’s looking like Bill is ready to finish this! Bah Gawd what a contest!
Chuck Thompson: Bill’s thumb to the eye of Wilmer helped him get the advantage! Damn you Bill, you took out a lot of Wilmer’s reading ability and accuracy after that one but it’s still not over!
Bill lines Wilmer up as he gets to his hands and knees and looks around! He runs up for a big curbstomp but Wilmer grabs Bill’s leg and slams him down hard on the mat! The fans all get to their feet! Bill tries to get up but Wilmer has hold of his legs and boots him in the chest back down to the mat! Wilmer starts to get Bill in the figure four leg lock but Bill struggles! Bill cries in pain for a moment before propelling Wilmer off of him and into the ropes!
Steve White: It’s getting really heated now but Bill is looking angry as fuck! Wilmer needs to recover!
Chuck Thompson: Bill is looking to win his return match and Wilmer is looking to claw some momentum back!
Wilmer lunges at Bill but Bill boots Wilmer in the gut then starts hammering him down with big shots! Wilmer is down and Bill bounces off of the ropes then hits Wilmer with a big boot to the skull! Wilmer rolls around and clings to the ropes but Bill rips Wilmer off of the ropes then scoops him up and slams him down hard! The fans are going nuts and Wilmer doesn’t look like he’s in good shape! It gets worse as Bill drops a big leg on his chest!
Steve White: They’ve put on one heck of a match and Wilmer is still trying to get up!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer is looking a little beat up here but he has something up his sleeve!
Wilmer jumps up and boots Bill in the gut and thinks about Lubrication Twist but Bill pushes Wilmer into the corner then runs up and takes Wilmer out with a big running STO! Wilmer is fucked up and Bill lines him up! Wilmer gets to a knee but Bill knees him in the face and gets him in position! Bill gets Wilmer up for a big powerbomb but Wilmer slides down Bill’s back and gets him with a sunset flip cover!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Wilmer Patacky!
Steve White: WHAT?! Wilmer did it! He did it! Outta nowhere!
Chuck Thompson: Bill had this one and Wilmer just came out of nowhere and took him down with that cover! What a contest we thought Bill had this one won and done!
Wilmer gets his belt as he gets to a knee and smiles. He can’t believe it as his music hits. He goes to get up and celebrate but Bill runs up and kicks the title out of his hand then stomps him back down to the mat! The fans start booing but Bill doesn’t care! He tells the ref to fuck off then starts stomping Wilmer out before picking Wilmer back up and kneeing him in the gut and groin!
Steve White: Fucking Bill Ryder!
Chuck Thompson: Bill was not happy with that loss! He is destroying Wilmer right now!
Bill slams Wilmer down hard on the mat then kicks him out of the ring! Wilmer rolls on the bottom of the ramp, trying to get up but he’s pretty hurt. Bill goes to follow but he stops at the ropes as CRAZE’s music hits…
Steve White: Huh?! CRAZE? What the hell are they doing here? Didn’t Mazzio destroy them last week?
A beat up CRAZE come out and are welcomed with boos. CRAZE come down the ramp and step over Wilmer! Wilmer sits up on the ramp and watches in confusion as CRAZE get in the ring and surround Bill Ryder. Bill stands in the center of the ring and smirks.
Steve White: Um… What the heck are CRAZE doing out here and what do they want with Bill Ryder?!
Chuck Thompson: I have no idea! I thought these guys got killed last week? Are they going to fight, Bill, look at them, they’re all beaten up and bandaged up from last week!
Jace looks as if he’s going to talk to Bill but Angus runs up and boots him in the back from behind! Andre and Angus start stomping Bill out and Jace joins in as the three on one assault on the already hurt Bill is underway!
Steve White: Why the heck are CRAZE attacking Bill!? This makes no sense!
Chuck Thompson: Bill isn’t in a good spot!
Bill fights back! He knocks Andre down but Angus and Jace are all over him! Bill is able to knock Andre down but Jace catches Bill in the gut then puts him down as Andre and Angus get back on him and all three start stomping him out again! Bill is a bloody mess on the floor and Wilmer doesn’t care. Wilmer turns away and makes his way back up to the stage as the lights dim to a lime green colour and the fans go nuts!
Steve White: What’s this now?!
Chuck Thompson: Who is it now?! Who’s that?
Wilmer looks on with surprise as Ryan Morgan’s music hits and Ryan Morgan sprints down the ramp! The fans give a huge mixed reaction but cheer as Morgan barrels his way into the ring!
Steve White: It’s Morgan! It’s Ryan Morgan! MORGAN IS BACK! MORGAN IS BACK!
Chuck Thompson: What the fuck is Ryan Morgan doing out here now?! What is it with this night!? Morgan is back but what’s he gonna do!
Morgan slides in the ring and the fans go nuts! CRAZE look confused but Angus lunges at him! Morgan ducks and hits Angus with wild right hands then clotheslines him over the top rope! Andre comes behind Ryan and knocks him down! Morgan gets up but Andre blocks a shot and puts Ryan back down! Ryan lifts Andre up and slams him into the corner then sends him over the top rope! The fans are going nuts until Jace runs up and boots Ryan in the gut!
Steve White: For some reason Ryan has returned and he’s making a save but why?!
Chuck Thompson: Bill doesn’t deserve a save, look at what he did to Wilmer after that loss!
Jace grabs Ryan but Bill runs up and hammers Jace in the back! It gives Ryan enough time to hit Jace with the Deathtouch! The fans go nuts and Ryan gets up and looks on at Bill who forces himself up to his feet and wipes the blood from his face!
Steve White: That’s how ya start 2017!
Chuck Thompson: Why is Morgan back?!
Morgan nods at Bill but Bill doesn’t reciprocate. Morgan approaches Bill and faces him! They look at each other for a moment at the fans go nuts! Morgan extends his hand to Bill but Bill is apprehensive. Finally Bill shakes Morgan’s hand and the fans cheer! They go to go their separate ways out of the ring but Morgan runs up behind Bill outta nowhere and hits Bill with a massive White Stunn! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: WHAT?! RYAN JUST BETRAYED BILL! HE STRUCK BILL FROM BEHIND!?
Chuck Thompson: Fucking why?! Why all of this!? What are these guys doing?
Bill gets to a knee after Ryan celebrates to the crowd! Ryan turns to a weakened Bill and hits him with a Soccer Ball Kick! The fans go nuts and get to their feet as Ryan rolls out of the ring! We see a downed Bill Ryder in the ring and fade out backstage.
We come backstage to where Mazzio is working out with giant weights in a training room. He looks incredibly focused as Aubree Celeste comes in.
Aubree Celeste: Hey babe, your match is coming up soon - I think I saw John Blade in catering getting a snack. He's not even dressed to compete yet.
Mazzio tosses the weights down and shakes the area as he turns over to Aubree.
Mazzio: That's fine... This match against John Blade shouldn't be too long anyway. I might have some fun out there but really it's just a waste of my time.
Aubree Celeste: Don't hurt him or anything... It's not worth it....
Mazzio: Of course not but eventually I'm going to have to do something to get up into the main event again, I just have to figure out what...
Just then, Wilmer Patacky comes in. He's all bandaged up and wearing normal street clothes again.
Mazzio: Hey man... Tough fight huh?
Wilmer Patacky: Yeah, he kicked the shit out of me... I got a lot on my mind anyway, I'm not thinking about that right now, at least I got through it.
Aubree Celeste: Sorry to hear that. Maybe you should head back to the hotel or something?
Wilmer Patacky: I think I'll stick around and see this main event, I know how ruthless Lord Raab can be first hand so this should be a blockbuster match.
Just then we hear the door to the training room open and see EHWF's newest signees, The Sons of Chaos walk in. They both look a little shocked at Mazzio's size but have arrogant expressions on their face.
Chris Hunter: Well, what do we have here? A couple of paper champions eh?
Mazzio: Who the fuck are these guys?
The two Sons of Chaos don’t look impressed.
Alex Reigns: I’m Alex Reigns.
Chris Hunter: And I’m Chris Hunter… I might know our relation to the EHWF Champ – Kevin Hunter…
Wilmer Patacky: I’m sorry to hear that...
Chris Hunter: Don’t be a fucking smart ass.
Wilmer Patacky: My ass is very smart so I’m afraid I can’t help that. Is there something we can help you boys with?
The Sons smirk and look at each other.
Alex Reigns: We just thought we’d come by and introduce ourselves… We heard you guys were the Tag Team Champions so we had to see it for ourselves... What a joke… You’ll probably be seeing a lot more of us very soon.
Mazzio: If you got a death wish then I’m sure we will…
Chris Hunter: Come on Alex, we got stuff to do remember. Lets not waste out time here with people like this.
The Sons of chaos walk out and leave Mazzio, Wilmer and Aubree in the room.
Aubree Celeste: Assholes…
We fade out back to the ring.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is an intergender match and it is for the Showtime Championship!
The pounding beat of “That’s My Girl” by Fifth Harmony comes through the arena’s PA system as various hued pink lights flood the arena. When the beat starts for the second time, Ella Dunn comes out from the backstage area with her right hand on her hip. She walks to the top of the stage and looks around, raising her other hand in the air with two fingers extended before she begins to stomp down the ramp like it’s a runway as the hook starts. She runs her hands up and down her toros once before her hand returns to her hip.
Ella reaches the ring and walks up the steel ring steps, hand still on her hip. She climbs the furthest turnbuckle to the middle rung, kissing her two fingers before raising her hand in the air again with a wink. She then runs to the one diagonal and repeats the motions before hopping down. She moves to the furthest side of the turnbuckle and sits on the middle rope with her arms across the top one as she waits for the arrival of her opponent, her theme music coming to a fading end.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... The challenger… Ella Dunn!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next... Her opponent... The Showtime Champion… Conner Creed!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Ella Dunn vs. Conner Creed
The bell sounds as Ella and Conner circle each other for a while. Conner and Ella quickly come into the center but Conner boots Ella in the midsection then tries to toss her into the corner but she stops herself with her boot and snaps a kick right into Conner's face before stepping up on the turnbuckle, flipping off behind Conner and booting him in the back into the corner! Conner turns Ella around and smacks her with a big right hand, which destroys her as the shot from the much bigger man sends her crashing to the canvas in the corner! Conner stands her up and rams Ella against the corner and weakens her with corner hard thrusts! Conner backs off and bolts at Ella but Ella jumps up and Conner runs into her knee! She grabs Conner and slaps him against the ropes! He comes back with a running move but Ella ducks it then hits him with a spinning kick from behind! The fans go wild but Conner is angry as he gets up from the mat! He gets up and swings! Ella ducks him and bounces off the ropes! Conner runs at her as well but she slides down between his legs and bounces off the bottom ropes then leaps in the air and takes Conner out with a crossbody!
Steve White: Bah Gawd what fast paced action! Ella picked up a huge win last week to be given this opportunity and she looks as if she hasn’t missed a beat! She’s applying pressure to Creed right now but he doesn’t look too fazed!
Chuck Thompson: Ella is doing a great job since her return but fighting Conner Creed is a different challenge all together! This guy had a great 2016 and is looking to start the new year off big with a Showtime Championship defense!
Conner and Ella get up. Ella runs up at high speed and dropkicks Conner right in the chest, sending him down to the mat! Conner gets up in a rage and knocks her down with a big shoulder block! Ella yells in pain as Conner lifts her up and tosses her like a sack of potatos into the center of the ring! Ella cries out in pain but let's out a growl of determination as Conner advances on her! She springs up and bolts across the ring, sliding through Conner's legs and getting up, bouncing off of the second and bottom ropes then leaping through the air with a running high knee to the face! Conner stumbles around. He's groggy but relatively unhurt from Ella. Conner turns around and knocks Ella down to the mat! He picks her up and slams her down hard then drops an elbow! Ella quickly rolls to her feet and goes on the attack but Conner boots her in the stomach, uppercuts her then big boots her down to the mat! Ella gets to her hands and knees but Conner stomps her back down and rolls her over as her covers her!
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Steve White: Bah Gawd! Now Conner has taken full control of this match and he’s really letting Ella Dunn have it! She is getting beat up and this can’t be good for her, not at all!!
Chuck Thompson: You're damn right about that one! Conner is freaking destroying Ella right here! Ella barely kicked out of that one and isn’t looking too good now!
Conner advances on Ella who fires a desperate slap to his face! Ella stumbles up using the ropes and hits Conner with a jumping sidekick to the neck! Conner isn't very hurt but it gives her time to recover and dash to the opposite end of the ring! Ella runs at Conner! She swings at him but he ducks her and hoists her up, hitting her with a massive Alabama Slam! The fans go nuts but as Conner covers Ella!
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Steve White: Ella refuses to give it up there! Conner has brutalized her but she is still going! What a match we’re seeing right now!
Chuck Thompson: So much fast paced action and so much big offense in this contest, this is a great first title match for 2017! I just don’t think Ella can hold out much longer, Creed is dominating like he does with most of his opponents!
Ella swats Conner in the head with a quick kick! Conner flails off of Ella and she springs up but is pretty hurt! Conner tackles her back down to the mat and gets a few shots in but she’s able to squirm out and get behind him, hoisting Conner up and slamming him down into the mat! Ella locks in a sleeper hold outta nowhere and Conner struggles and yells as Ella jumps on his back and wraps her legs around him, locking the hold in tight and causing Conner to fall and struggle in pain! Ella screams as she uses all of her energy that she has left to tighten the hold!
Steve White: She’s gonna do it! Ella is gonna do it she’s gonna make Conner tap out right here and now! She is going to make Conner either tap or faint! She is using all of her power and has that Chris Dunnesque sleeper locked in tight!
Chuck Thompson: She’s got him locked in and he’s in pain! Ella might be the new champion if she can just hold on a little while longer but she looks too tired!
Ella has it locked in tight and wrenches with everything she has left! Conner yells in pain and holds his arm out! Conner is going red but Ella has no energy left and Conner breaks the hold! He elbows Ella off of him and Ella makes a smart move and rolls away and clings to the ropes!
Steve White: Ella playing it smart but she just has nothing left in her! She is not in a good place right now and really needs to think of something because Conner still looks pretty healthy, albeit tired and a little hurt!
Chuck Thompson: She doesn’t have much left, Conner is coming to try and end it right now!
Conner comes over but Ella ducks down and Conner trips up, hitting his head on the turnbuckle! He gets up but Ella slaps him across the face! She goes to follow up with a punch but Creed blocks her and headbutts her away! She stumbles and Creed swings but she ducks him and bounces off of the ropes! Ella fires a running high knee but Creed sidesteps it! Ella catches herself on the ropes but Conner is quicker! He fires a big boot but Ella fires a sidekick! Ella and Conner both connect their kicks at the same time! Ella hits the mat right away but Creed stumbles and falls to a knee! Creed gets off and sees Ella second best on the mat! Creed is groggy but limps over to her and goes for a cover… … As Creed goes to hook the leg, Ella gets Creed in a small package and the fans go NUTS!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen… Here is your winner and the NEW Showtime Champion… Ella Dunn!
Steve White: She’s done it! Bah Gawd she’s done it! She had this one lost a dozen times but somehow Ella comes outta nowhere to win this and become the new Showtime Champ!
Chuck Thompson: It was a great match and a very unexpected finish, even Ella looks shocked!
Conner Creed doesn’t look happy and grabs a mic at the bottom of the ramp as Ella Dunn’s music and celebration is cut short. She looks at the title belt in her hands before he begins to speak.
Conner Creed: Well… I can admit, you got me… There was no real honour in that win though – it would have meant something if you had actually used skill or talent to beat me… Oh well, I guess that just taints your short title reign…
The fans boo as Ella doesn’t look impressed.
Conner Creed: The old Creed would have lost it by now and started taking everyone and their mother out – don’t get me wrong, I still love to do that but a new Conner Creed steps foot in 2017 and I have goals I want to accomplish… See, what you did tonight was a huge mistake on your end.
Ella still doesn’t look impressed and hoist the belt on her shoulder as she questions Creed from the ring.
Conner Creed: The Showtime Championship has looked like a joke. There hasn’t been one serious holder of that title, not one serious reign... Just now I start to bring legitimacy to that belt and already you ruin it. My goal… My first goal in 2017 is to become a double champion now… You might ask ‘how do you plan on doing that?’ It’s simple, your pretty boy asshole husband is a piece of trash but not as big a piece of trash as Kevin Hunter is, so I wait for Chris Dunn to beat him for the EHWF World Championship… While I’m waiting, I guess I take you down and take back my Showtime Championship once more, this time, making it true gold in the process…
Ella rolls her eyes then invites Creed to come back in the ring as she hold the belt back up. Creed laughs and is surprisingly calm.
Conner Creed: After I’m done destroying you and taking back my Showtime gold, I would have more than gotten in the head of your husband – sidelining a mans wife is enough to put him on edge y’know... I’ll have the perfect reason to face Dunn for the title and I would have earned it as well with my Showtime victory. It’s then where I will become a double champion and realize my destiny as champion of the world… and it’s all thanks to you… I’ll see you soon… better grow eyes in the back of your FUCKING head and tell your husband the same thing!
Creed drops the mic and leaves the area as Ella looks out with an apprehensive expression. The fans are going wild as we fade out.
We come in to the backstage area where Lisa Caliber is waiting with a mic in the interview area.
Lisa Caliber: Joining me is my guest at this time… Ryan Morgan!
Ryan Morgan steps into the frame and we hear cheers from back in the arena.
Lisa Caliber: Ryan, you just made a triumphant and epic return back to EHWF tonight, after a disgraceful carting last time and an attempt at redemption before your ousting. Why did you choose to attack Bill Ryder tonight of al people, in your return?
Ryan Morgan: Lisa, I know you and everyone else have heard it before but I’m a new man and I’m a changed man. My concern isn’t anything other than accomplishing my competitive goals in EHWF now.
Lisa Caliber: But why Bill Ryder?
Ryan Morgan: Why Bill? Because I have unfinished business with a homo like Bill Ryder. Because Bill Ryder returns and thinks he’s top shit. He thinks he can just kick the shit out of Wilmer and anyone else he wants… I don’t fly that shit, especially from someone like Bill Ryder.
Lisa Caliber: So… How does beating up Bill Ryder for the good of EHWF fit into your competitive goals here in EHWF?
Ryan Morgan: People only remember the bad things I’ve done Lisa... Bill Ryder is a much more worse person than I am… I feel it only right to put someone like Bill in their place early so they pose no annoyance when I choose to go and win the EHWF Championship once again!
Lisa Caliber: You’re gunning for the EHWF Championship again? And you think Bill is a big enough stepping stone to get there? You might have more work to do than you think Ryan…
Ryan Morgan: Just wait and see Lisa… Just wait and see...
With that Ryan walks off and leaves Lisa alone as we cut back to the arena.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is set for one fall!
John Blade comes out and salutes everyone and their mother before sprinting down to the ring and sliding in! He dances around for a while until his music stops then waits for his opponent
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… John Blade!
Young Kings hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big sillouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And next his opponent… Being accompanied by Aubree Celeste… One half of the Tag Team Champions… Mazzio!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Mazzio vs. John Blade
The bell sounds and the fans are going nuts. Aubree is cheering for Mazzio on the outside but Mazzio doesn’t move. John Blade looks apprehensive but he sees that Mazzio isn’t going to make the first move. John Blade rushes Mazzio and swings big haymakers but Mazzio dodges each swing and moves behind Blade! Blade dashes away and regroups then flies at Mazzio again and bursts a flurry of punches but each one misses as Mazzio’s dodging is on point! John Blade is shocked and steps back for a moment!
Steve White: Mazzio with that amazing dodging skill right now, with perfect precognition of John Blade and all of his moves! This Mazzio kid is freaking incredible and absolutely terrifying!
Chuck Thompson: When Mazzio came in to EHWF he as terrifying and now he’s even more terrifying! This guy is just a force of power. Look what he did to CRAZE last week all on his own in just a few seconds! John Blade needs to stop swinging and start praying!
Blade rethinks his strategy and runs at Mazzio diving a shoulder block at him but Mazzio dodges again! The fans are on their feet! Blade bounces off of the ropes once more and lunges at Mazzio but Mazzio leap frogs him! Blade comes back at Mazzio but Mazzio jumps over him! Blade is all turned around and confused! His confusion and apprehension turns to anger as he waves his hand in front of his face and starts wildly swinging at Mazzio again! Mazzio dodges them with simple head tilts and the fans are going berserk! Mazzio cataches Blade’s fist, then throws him back to the other side of the ring!
Steve White: Blade just can’t hit Mazzio! How freaking strong has Mazzio gotten!? Blade doesn’t look happy right now, he just can’t lay anything on him!
Chuck Thompson: Mazzio with that incredible strength, just tossing Blade to the other side of the ring! Look at the size of this guy, and look at Aubree on the outside in front of us!!
Blade looks scared but gets back up to his feet. He waves his hand in front of his face once more then says that Mazzio can’t see him! He dashes at Mazzio and swings but Mazzio blocks it! Mazzio blocks another and another until Mazzio pie faces Blade back down to the mat! The fans are laughing and cheering! Blade gets up and in anger goes to wave his hand in front of his face again but Mazzio explodes at vanishing speed and plummets a fist right into Blade’s gut! The fans are shocked at the display of power and Blade coughs up some blood before his eyes roll in the back of his head and he falls to the mat!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner by knockout… Mazzio!
Aubree gets in the ring and celebrates with Mazzio as his music hits! The start to make out and the fans cheer.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Just like that, John Blade is finished! Mazzio making quick work of Blade and humiliating him. Mazzio is a beast!
Chuck Thompson: I barely saw Mazzio move to throw that punch! One punch and Blade is KO’d, this Mazzio guy has 2017 in his sights!
Mazzio hoists Aubree on his shoulder and jumps out of the ring as they leave. EMT’s start trying to help John Blade. Just as he comes to, The lights all go off!
Steve White: What! W-What happened to the lights Chuck!? It’s pitch black! Who is it!
The fans are cheering as the arena is left in darkness after the match! Suddenly a dull red light comes on and the fans go nuts! We see a groggy John Blade look up from the mat. His eyes suddenly grow wide!
Chuck Thompson: What’s that?! W-Wait!
John Blade looks out at the tron in shock as the John Blade vs. Harambe Jr promo pic is displayed with “NEXT WEEK” put over it! John Blade’s jaw drops as he falls back to the EMT’s! The fans are going nuts as the promo pic stays on the tron!
Steve White: Harambe Jr vs. John Blade! The old rivals are set to go back at it again next week! This was covered earlier in the week as it was announced and it looks like Harambe Jr wants to make sure he’s in the mind of Blade!!
Chuck Thompson: That he is!
The EMT’s take Blade off in a stretcher as we fade out.
We come into backstage where Alexander Corvis is waiting outside Michael Rissi’s office. Michael Rissi walks out his door into the hall and Corvis instantly swamps him with a mic!
Alexander Corvis: Rissi… Your wife had a big announcement at the start of the night, can you tell us what else we’re to expect in 2017 and what else new is coming to EHWF?
Michael Rissi: What!? No! Get the fuck out of my face – I need to get on a plane out of here ASAP – Jakarta is such shithole, this whole country is!
Alexander Corvis: But we just want to know if there will also be an EHWF Championship match next week?
Michael Rissi: Listen. Yeah, there are going to be more title defences on Mayhem but not every damn week. Joanna made it sound like we have this big problem with that… Sure we had the match spotting with DGS and Silver but that’s over and things change. Certain aspects can’t survive in a place like EHWF anymore after time. EHWF has a habit of out growing things! Sure, DGS and Silver’s hogging and match spotting was quite nagging to the image of a title but then I look at something like Blaise and Eli Sykes and then I feel better. I promise – EHWF has outgrown all of it’s hindrances and we will have a great 2017.
Alexander Corvis: With so many weeks leading up to Sudden Death will we see the EHWF title get defended before then?
Michael Rissi: No… Chris Dunn takes on Kevin Hunter for the EHWF Championship at Sudden Death!
Michael Rissi grabs his suitcase and leaves the area as we fade off back into the arena.
The scene comes down to the ring as Patricia Downs introduces the next match of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen… This following contest is a tag team match and it is set for one fall!
Mike Smith walks out from the back with Crystal Taylor at his side. She turns toward him and starts clapping as he perches his hands on his waist, staring at the booing crowd. Christian Taylor jogs out from the back and he hops on Mike Smith's back with his legs fastening around his midsection. He raises his right fist to the ceiling and shouts, "we the bomb, bitches!" Remaining on Mike Smith's back, Mike showing his true strength as he continues to walk normally down the ramp with Crystal beside him. They pass the fans as Christian pretends to want to backhand the booing fans. Once they make it to the bottom of the ramp, Christian hops off Mike's back onto the apron and climbs up to the second rope, kneeling his knee on the top turnbuckle, looking through the audience. Mike pulls himself up on the apron and steps over the second rope. He walks to the middle of the ring as Crystal hustles up the steel stairs and dips down under the second rope as Christian backflips off the turnbuckle. He stands on the bottom rope and leans over the rope, blowing a kiss to the booing fans as Crystal smirks at her husband while standing beside Mike Smith in the middle of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… the Challenge Champions… Mike Smith and Christian Taylor… Beauty and the Beast!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And next, their opponents… First… Zoe McDraven!
The opening piano beings and slowly transitions to the opening riff of Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold. The fans elevate to their feet as The Vigilante, Xander Pierce, steps out onto the stage, wearing his usual wrestling attire. He raises his arms up to the sky and basks in the glory. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, greeting a few fans here and there as he reaches the ring. Leaping up onto the steel steps, he walks across the ring edge motioning for the crowd to continue their prayers. He leaps over the ring ropes and poses in the center of the ring before moving to a corner of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And finally her partner… Xander Pierce!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Xander Pierce & Zoe vs. Beauty & The Beast
The bell sounds and Zoe and Christian lock up in the center of the ring! Zoe knees Christian in the gut and pushes him into the corner then hits him with a big corner clothesline! Christian stumbles out into the center where Zoe plants him with a big dropkick to the chest! Christian gets up but she takes him down with a lariat then hits him with another as he gets to his feet! Christian gets up pissed off and tackles Zoe to the mat and starts beating on her with big right and left hands! Zoe throws Christian off of her then gets on top of him and starts hitting him with big rights and lefts herself! Christian pushes her off, Mike calls for a tag but Christian refuses! Zoe runs up and knocks Christian down with a big roundhouse to the head!
Steve White: Zoe really taking it to Christian Taylor right now! Zoe is dominating Christian Taylor here! She is showing everyone why she is Woman of the Year for 2016!
Chuck Thompson: That award seems to have really given her confidence here and she really is showing great skill right now! Everything Taylor throws at her she has an answer for and she’s knocking him around pretty hard right now!
Christian is down and Zoe drags him up to his feet. Xander calls for a tag and Zoe tags him in! She holds Christian up as Xander gets to the top rope and flies down for an axe handle from the top! Christian is down and is hurt! Mike shouts at Christian to get up as the fans go nuts! Xander quickly hooks Taylor’s legs as fast as he can!
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Christian kicks out! Mike yells at Christian but Christian is pretty groggy and can’t focus. Xander runs up and gets Christian in a face lock and Christian screams out in pain! The ref tells Mike to stay where he is but Mike flips the ref off and runs in, booting Xander in the face off of Christian! Zoe complains from the apron and the ref forces Mike out of the ring!
Steve White: Christian with an impressive kick out but Zoe and Xander have really messed him up and he needs to make a tag! Xander is trying to perfectly isolate him right now and it’s working!
Chuck Thompson: Mike is pissed off on the apron right now but there is nothing he can do. Mike and Christian know they need this win and they’ve just found out at the beginning of the night they’ll be defending their titles next week against Zoe!
Mike is pissed off and shouts at Zoe from his end! Christian grabs Xander and starts kneeing the shit out of him! Christian whips Xander into the corner then runs at him but Xander jumps up and rams his boot into Christian’s face! Christian stumbles around and Xander takes his leg out! Xander runs up and hits a big legdrop across Taylor’s chest! Mike goes nuts on the apron!
Mike Smith: Christian! Don’t worry about him! We need to take Zoe out tonight so we don’t have to defend next week! Attack her or tag me in!
Steve White: Taylor can’t get a word in this match now! Xander has him locked down and he’s taken control!! Mike feeling pressure and thinking ahead to next week as he pleas for Christian to take Zoe out!
Chuck Thompson: Christian needs to tag out dammit! Mike is pissed! Zoe doesn’t look too impressed after that outburst either!
Christian Taylor makes his way up as Xander scouts him! Xander strikes but Christian tosses Xander hard into the corner! Xander stumbles around and falls and Christian nails Xander with a step up Enziguri! Christian finally grabs Xander and tosses him headfirst into the turnbuckle! Xander stumbles around and Christian removes the turnbuckle cover! Xander runs at Christian but Christian sends him into the corner and his head bounces off of it hard! Xander is fucked up and bleeding as he stumbles backwards! Christian runs up and boots Xander in the skull and sends him into the corner where Zoe blind tags!
Mike Smith: Destroy her! Tag me!
Steve White: Christian just taking out Xander outta nowhere! Xander is a bloody mess on the mat now and we need medics!
Chuck Thompson: Here comes Zoe!
Christian Taylor runs at her but she ducks him and knocks Mike Smith off of the apron and sends him into the announce table! The fans are going nuts! Christian strikes again but Zoe spins a big roundhouse into his head! Christian is bleeding now as well! Zoe goes to follow up but he pushes her down to the mat! The fans are going wild as Christian runs a big boot up but Zoe ducks it and gets behind Christian, locking him in Kinetic Energy! The fans are going wild! Zoe wrenches the hold hard! Christian screams in pain! The fans go nuts and ultimately Zoe makes Christian tap!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners via submission… Xander Pierce and Zoe McDraven!
Xander and Zoe get up and celebrate their win! The ref raises their arms but their celebration is cut short as Mike runs back into the ring and clotheslines both of them down hard! The fans boo as Mike stands over both downed opponents.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Ambush! They still want to take Zoe out for next week!
Xander is tossed out of the ring as Mike grabs Zoe! He holds her back and pins her arms as Christian Taylor comes in and starts hitting her with lefts and rights! The fans boot but Mike lifts Zoe up and slams her down hard on the mat! Taylor gets a few stomps in before Mike gets her up on his back! Mike walks around with Zoe on his back and laughs but he suddenly stops as Aubree Celeste’s music hits and she sprints down the ramp!
Steve White: Aubree Celeste! Aubree Celeste! Zoe’s old partner who helped her fight against these two! Watch out!
Taylor looks pissed! Aubree slides in and Taylor swings but Aubree knocks him down with a lariat! The fans are going nuts as Taylor gets up and Aubree takes him down with a spinning kick! Aubree gets up and Mike Smith tosses Zoe at her! Aubree catches Zoe and puts her down in the corner! Mike Smith rages and runs a big boot but Aubree ducks him and then hits him with a dropkick! Mike Smith hits the corner as Aubree edges back to where Zoe is! Mike Smith wants a double clothesline but as he runs Zoe and Aubree pull down the top rope and Mike Smith goes right over, landing on his head on the outside! The fans go BERSERK!
Steve White: Aubree and Zoe! Aubree and Zoe! They may have very well taken out Smith right there as Aubree shows up to make the save!!
The fans are on their feet! Taylor gets up and Aubree slaps him across the face! He stumbles around and Aubree and Zoe look at each other. When Taylor turns back around they hit him with a double superkick! Taylor is down and Aubree helps Zoe up!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Aubree and Zoe sending a message to Beauty and The Beast right now that they’re not scared and they are coming for the Challenge Championships next week! What a display!
Aubree Celeste: If you thought this partnership was done… think again. It’s going to take more than a pretty boy bitch and his brainless overgrown friend to stop Aubree and Zoe!
Aubree helps Zoe over to the corner as the two raise their arms and the fans go nuts.
Aubree Celeste: Mark my words… Next week, Aubree and Zoe reclaim what’s theirs!
The fans go wild with cheers as we fade out backstage.
We see a beat up and bleeding Xander Pierce limping up the hallway after his match. He finds a nurse and stops her as we hear Zoe’s music playing back in the arena.
Xander Pierce: Where’s the medical room, I need assistance.
Nurse: It’s right ov…
Suddenly from behind Kevin Hunter runs in and hits Xander Pierce in the back with a big forearm and the nurse runs away screaming! Kevin Hunter starts stomping the shit out of Xander Pierce on the ground.
Steve White: SHIT! Kevin Hunter! That no good asshole just attacking his old rival from behind! That’s not the way to bring in 2017!
Chuck Thompson: He said he was going to tie up all lose ends before he faces Chris Dunn but Xander was already badly beaten up! We need security and medics back there right now!
Hunter picks a bleeding Xander back up and tosses him into the wall! He picks him up once more and tosses him into a production crate! Xander is down and defenseless as Hunter helps him up only to hit him with the Killer Effect on the ground! Xander struggles as a bloody mess on the floor and can barely crawl away!
Steve White: Kevin Hunter has just destroyed the already hurt Xander Pierce! This is sick! Get some medics right now this guy could be finished!
Chuck Thompson: Get him some milk!
Kevin Hunter: You think you’re a tough guy huh? Think you can step up to me?
Hunter looks up at the camera and smirks.
Kevin Hunter: Chris Dunn… This one is for you…
Hunter backs off as Xander is all fucked up and tries to crawl away. Hunter runs up and punts Xander in the head sending him down a flight of stairs! Everyone watching on the tron is in shock as Xander lands on his neck a few times then hits the wall hard and lies in a pool of blood! Hunter walks away as the camera pans in on Xander.
Steve White: NO! NOO! Get a fucking ambulance! NOW!
A ref hears the commotion and runs down into the frame then down the stairs to the unconscious and destroyed Xander! He screams for medics and an ambulance as we cut back to the arena.
The scene comes down to the ring as Patricia Downs introduces the main event contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen… This main event contest is a tag team match and it is set for one fall!
Monster and Animal I Have Become (mash up) by Skillet and Three Days Grace play over the sound system as Samuel McPherson and Lord Raab come through the curtain with Henry Losak behind them as they walk side by side together to the ring, ignoring the fans as they step over the top rope together while Henry goes through the middle rope. Raab and Samuel do a holdup in the ring with the fans booing on them as Henry steps out of the ring with Raab and Samuel stand in the ring waiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Monstimals!
The opening roar of "Ready for War (Pray for Peace)" by Adelitas Way is heard throughout the arena as the fans explode into cheers. Chris Dunn makes it out onto the stage as you can feel the energy radiating off of him as a more upbeat guitar is heard. Chris points down to the ground, before he is seen flailing his arms up and down as he spins around so his back is facing the ring, before jumping up and down a bit as Ella joins him her back facing the ring, a big smile on her face before Chris points towards the crowd and proceeds to twerk – to the delight of the female fans, before Chris runs his hands through his wet dirty blonde slicked back hair and throwing his arms out as he lets out a loud battle cry. He spins back around and does a small fist pump, you can see a smirk on Chris' face as he chews his gum. Once again Chris points downwards and pointing towards himself and then to the crowd before you can hear him yell out: "You know what time it is!" before this time pointing down over to the ring, running his hands through his hair a bit before slapping the back of his thighs a few times, flailing his arms up and down once more a bit. Chris made his way around the ring as he hopped up onto the other ring apron and went to enter the ring, however he hesitated and just sat on the middle rope and once again pointed downwards before then pointing out towards the crowd. Chris entered the ring completely as he walked around the ring, still chewing his gum as he stopped, looking out at the crowd another smirk appearing on his face as he removed his trademark sleeveless hoodie before beginning to hop up and down inside the ring, as he awaited the arrival of his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next, their opponents… First… Chris Dunn!
Kevin Hunter’s music hits. He comes out and the fans boo him but he smirks. He holds up his title belt before coming down the ramp and getting in the ring. He holds the belt back up then looks around waiting for the damn bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And finally his partner… He is the EHWF Champion… Kevin Hunter!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Kevin Hunter & Chris Dunn vs. The Monstimals
The match begins and Hunter demands he start. Dunn really isn’t even fazed and tries to bait Hunter but Hunter ignores him. The bell sounds and Hunter locks up with McPherson! Hunter hits McPherson with a flurry of knees then starts working his head with big right and left hands but McPherson laughs and headbutts Hunter down to the mat! McPherson grabs Hunter and swings him around before plummeting him hard down into the mat! Losak and Raab smirk as Hunter yells in pain and McPherson stomps on Hunter! McPherson backs off and runs up off the ropes! He jumps up and goes for a splash but Hunter rolls out of the way and McPherson hits the mat! McPherson yells in pain!
Steve White: McPherson was brutalizing the champion but Kevin Hunter showing us that intensity that he’s famous for! This is gonna be a ruthless contest!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter shouldn’t even fucking be out here after what he just did to Xander Pierce! Fuck Kevin Hunter!
McPherson goes to get up but Hunter is back on him! Hunter hits McPherson with big lefts and right and then knees him in the face back down to the mat! Hunter gets on the second rope and when McPherson gets back up Hunter jumps off and hits him with and axe handle! McPherson punches Hunter in the face then goes for a lariat but Hunter ducks it then moves back and takes out McPherson’s leg, sending him down to the mat again! McPherson gets up and Hunter pushes him shoulder first into the corner! McPherson yells in pain as Raab tags himself in.
Steve White: McPherson started out strong but Hunter got the better of him and now Raab comes into this match!
Chuck Thompson: Raab looks like he wants to hurt someone and it looks like it’s gonna be Hunter! Too bad Hunter’s relationship with Dunn is shit, he could have had some back up here!
Hunter goes to lock up with Raab but Raab hits him with a big boot! Hunter holds his jaw as he gets up and tries to recover but Raab hits him with a massive uppercut! Hunter holds his mouth as blood gushes out! Raab doesn’t care and picks him up by the throat! Raab goes for a chokeslam but Hunter propels off of his back then gets to his corner! Hunter slaps Dunn in the face, making the tag!
Steve White: Disrespect from Hunter to Dunn! That was sick! Someone cart this Hunter asshole out of the building! First Xander now a slap to Dunn’s face!
Chuck Thompson: The only thing Dunn and Hunter have on their minds are Sudden Death! Hunter will do what it takes to take it to Dunn tonight that’s just how he is!
Dunn is pissed and goes to hit Hunter after that slap but the ref stops him! Hunter laughs and smirks as Dunn tries to get at him but the ref says he is the legal man and Dunn needs to fight! Dunn turns only to get a big boot to the skull from Raab! Raab wants Killerbuster but Dunn drops down and hits him with a jawbreaker! Raab takes a moment to recover. Dunn jumps on Raab and he’s all over him with lefts and rights but Raab puts Dunn down and uppercuts him to the mat! Dunn stumbles to his feet and Raab stalks him only to get hit in the face with a Superkick from Raab! The fans go nuts and Dunn looks like he’s going to follow up on Raab but instead he runs up and boots Hunter off of the apron to the outside!
Steve White: DUNN! Dunn giving Hunter a taste of his own medicine and the Dunn/Hunter team has broken down!!
Chuck Thompson: We knew it wouldn’t last! These two are gonna have the fight right here!
Dunn goes to the outside and swarms Hunter and a brawl breaks out! The ref tries to bring order back from inside the ring but Hunter and Dunn trade lefts and rights and a fistfight breaks out! Raab doesn’t care about their rivalry and gets out of the ring! Raab runs up and clotheslines the hell out of both men! The fans go nuts as Raab picks both men up by their throats!
[colo=grey]Ref: Get back in this fucking ring right now or I’ll count you guys out![/color]
Steve White: Raab doesn’t care he just wants to inflict as much pain as possible! That’s why he’s the Hardcore Champ!
Chuck Thompson: Raab takes both men out and it looks like he’s gonna finish them! Dunn and Hunter’s rivalry has cost them tonight!
Raab wants a double chokeslam but Dunn and Hunter push Raab into the ring post! Raab goes down and Dunn and Hunter go back to brawling on the outside in a fistfight! Dunn gets the upper hand until Hunter uppercuts him in the chest! They grapple around for a moment before McPherson comes around the corner yelling and smacks Dunn in the skull with a steel chair! Hunter is shocked and backs off but McPherson cracks him in the skull with the chair as well! The fans go nuts but the ref calls for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winners of this match via a disqualification… The EHWF Champion Kevin Hunter and Chris Dunn!
Steve White: Shit… We should have known that The Monstimals would end it this way!
Chuck Thompson: End it… It looks like McPherson is just getting started!
McPherson hits Dunn in the back with the chair and bends it! He hits Hunter, then Dunn again, then Hunter once more like it’s a game! Both Dunn and Hunter are down on the ground in pain but Losak comes over and ushers Raab and McPherson away. They end up leaving the scene as the damage is done and Dunn and Hunter lie in their own blood. They slowly get to a knee and look at each other but that’s when some music hits!
Steve White: Ah shit! Who now? Who’s music is that?
Chuck Thompson: No idea? Who is it Steve?
Hunter’s fam; The Sons of Chaos make their way down the ramp! Dunn looks around and sighs but he gets up and sprints at them! Dunn starts fighting Alex Reigns but Kevin hits him from behind and Chris Hunter jumps right on him! The Sons of Chaos and Kevin Hunter starts stomping out a bleeding Chris Dunn on the ramp!
Steve White: No! First Xander and now Hunter is going to finish Dunn off before he can even get to Sudden Death! This is bullshit! The Sons of Chaos are out here before they’ve even debuted and they’re helping Kevin Hunter take out his number one contender!
Chuck Thompson: The Sons of Chaos doing some dirty work for Kevin Hunter right now! W-Wait… D-Don’s do it!
Reigns comes over and puts a steel chair on Dunn’s shin/leg while the Hunter’s hold him down! Reigns goes over and holds Dunn down as Kevin goes to the chair! The fans all start to boo and get up in shock!
Steve White: Don’t do it! Don’t freaking do it!!
Hunter raises his arms and goes to jump on the chair but the fans boos turn to cheers as Mazzio and Wilmer run out! Mazzio explodes down the ramp and drives an Iron Punch into Hunter right before he hits the chair! Reigns turns around in shock as Wilmer is all over him and drops him! Chris Hunter then jumps on Wilmer and the two get into a fistfight!
Steve White: WILMAZZIO! WILMAZZIO! The Tag Team Champs are out here and they’re saving Dunn! Bah Gawd what a night!
Chuck Thompson: I guess The Sons were right, they would see Wilmazzio sooner than they thought…
Hunter holds his face in pain on the ground as he spits out a tooth! Hunter barks over at Reigns and Reigns gets up and hits Mazzio in the back! They trade some blows! Reigns buts Mazzio and hits him with a high kick! He goes to follow up but Mazzio clotheslines him! Kevin Hunter tries to sneak away up the ramp! Wilmer lifts Chris Hunter up and hits him with an inverted atomic drop then pushes him down to the floor! They roll away and Hunter thinks he’s home free but Chris Dunn runs up behind him and hits him in the back with a big forearm! Dunn gets on Kevin’s back and starts hitting him with lefts and rights!
Steve White: Bah Gawd it’s all out WAR!
Chuck Thompson: What a way to kick off the start of the year! WHAT A NIGHT!
Hunter tosses Dunn off of him and legs it! Reigns and Chris Hunter aren’t far behind as they get to the top of the stage! Mazzio, Wilmer and Dunn are at the bottom of the ramp, shouting for them to come fight but Kevin dispels them to his crew and they leave as the fans go WILD!
Steve White: Well ladies and gents what an amazing night this has been! This has got to be one of the best Mayhem’s I’ve ever seen! I can’t wait to see what happens next week after all of this! It’s been an amazing start to 2017 ladies and gents. Good night, we’ll see you next week! Be safe!
We see Mazzio and Wilmer help Chris Dunn over to the ring as the fans are going nuts and we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.