Post by EHWF Management on Jan 1, 2022 9:30:39 GMT -5
The scene opens up as official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, “Back It” by Yizzy and Dizzie Rascal, is playing in the background. We pan into the scene where we see fans screaming in the crowd in the Divine Compound Arena! There are monitors behind those fans as we get a clear shot of the modern arena on the Divine Resort. As we cut to the pyrotechnics show, we move onto the broadcast area at ringside where Steve White and Chuck Thompson are waiting to start the night!
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen! We welcome you to Saturday Night Mayhem LIVE from the Divine Compound here off the coast of Puerto Rico! Tonight - we have a massive night planned at the new home of EHWF! Meltdown was one of the biggest events we’ve ever seen in EHWF as not only did we see Wilmer Patacky gallantly defend the EHWF World Championships within the Meltdown Chamber but we also saw the very first ever EHWF Global Champion in Ana Somnia crowned after she won her second Meltdown Chamber match in a row! Now tonight, shit is going to get real as all of this escalates even more in an action packed Christmas Chaos episode of Mayhem! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Chuck Thompson: Merry Christmas is right and I couldn’t believe it when we saw Conner Creed return and take out Wilmer Patacky in the Meltdown Chamber! Everyone is going to be waiting to hear what Creed has to say here tonight but Wilmer has other worries as the main event is gonna be a Christmas Tree match and at the top of the tree is the number one contendership to his damn EHWF World Championship! Lord Raab, Chris Matthews, Alexandria Kendrick and Joanna Rissi all go head to head in this match to become Wilmer’s next opponent! Meanwhile, Wilmer Patacky teams with Brianna Rissi and Michael Rissi to take on The CPO team of Stephen Sebastian, Ace Pena and their partner tonight, Taylor Kill in a 6 person tag Christmas Chaos match!
Steve White: That’ll be huge BUT that’s not the only Christmas Chaos match we’re gonna see tonight as a match that everyone has wanted to see for a while, Eric Smith vs. Konrad Raab will kick off the night in Christmas Chaos and Santa has PROMISED the most brutal Christmas weapons! After that the feuds between Kelson Hewitt and Korey Kill and Future Shock and Joyride respectively heat up as a 6 person tag team Is gonna go down and personally, I can’t wait to see this one!
Chuck Thompson: And the NEW Global Champion, Ana Somnia who eliminated Legion last in the Meltdown Chamber last week made a very mysterious enemy. Legion tried every trick in her spooky ass book to take Ana out but she couldn’t get the job done and now she’s PISSED so tonight, Legion is gonna oversee The Wolves take on Ana Somnia in a handicap match as Legion and The Hive target Ana and make a claim to the EHWF Global Championship. Will Legion recognise her destiny and become Global Champion before Ana even gets a start at it and will The Hive take over EHWF?!
Steve White: And after Remi Skyfire’s very impressive debut at Monday Night Mass Murder saw her win a Christmas Battle Royal - she’s now got a Jr Heavyweight Championship match TONIGHT! That’s right! Remi and Misty had some intensity on Monday Nights show and Remi threw Misty out of that match last! Misty Vega vs. Remi Skyfire was changed during the week to a Jr Heavyweight Championship match as this rivalry kicks off!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for tonight, Steve! Lets start the show!
At ringside, “Burning Heart” by Survivor hits the speakers, and the crowd are on their feet for Kelson Hewitt! Kelson walks out from the curtain, and he looks absolutely terrible. Sure, he got a new haircut, looking dramatically different compared to when he began in this company, but there's some serious damage on The Man Of Steel. His eyebrow is bandaged up after being bloodied in the Meltdown Chamber, and his back which is hidden is showing the signs of being hit with that kendo stick. Despite that, he still wears a smile, and walks down to the ring and enters the squared circle with a microphone in hand. As the crowd dies down, he lets his voice do the work.
Kelson Hewitt: Citizens of The EHWF…
His new catchphrase surely has their attention, playing into his self-proclaimed title of “hero”.
Kelson Hewitt: How the hell are we tonight, eh? EHWF is wrapping things up for the year of 2021, and you all have enough of a reason to be excited. That makes me happy, real happy. You all deserve to be happy right now.
He nods, twisting the microphone in his hand.
Kelson Hewitt: See, right now, we have two of this company’s best as the top champions, Wilmer Patacky, and Ana Somnia. I’ll admit it, Ana beat me and everyone else in that chamber fair and square, so my hat’s off to her. She earned it, and while I wish I was the one in her shoes, I’ll be sleeping easy knowing that the first Global Champion is a damn good one.
The crowd agreed, Kelson’s vision of a hero holding that title was one he wanted to make a reality, but in hindsight, it was Ana’s doing. As Kelson thinks about the match, the big elephant in the room comes creeping in. He pauses, putting his head down a bit, looking at the mat.
Kelson Hewitt: Now… now comes the reason I came out here. You see, I sleep easy with the fact that right now, we have people defending the values of this sport… while it’s not to the extent I believe it should be, it gets the job done, for now. But as I sleep… since I’ve been here, I’ve had a serious rash on my ass that makes me toss and turn, and it goes by the name of Korey Kill.
It was Korey who cost Kelson his chance at going into 2022 as a champion, and it was Korey who suddenly caused his undefeated streak to end.
Kelson Hewitt: Do you like that, Korey? Do you like it everytime I acknowledge you, Korey? Because as soon as I signed the contract, you talked about me on social media. I played along, thinking it was funny, but this? This has gone far past from being a joke. This has become a problem that I’m looking to fix.
Kelson turns his head to the entrance way, and points at it.
Kelson Hewitt: I refuse to play your game and stoop to your level of sneak attacks, so I’m calling you out right here, right now. I’m giving you a platform to explain why the hell you think you can try and derail my career here before it even begins. You can either come out here now and spill the beans, or Joyride and I will beat them outta you.
Korey Kill's theme song "Oblivion" by Mastodon hits but he is met with a bad reaction from the crowd when he walks out. Korey has an arrogant look on his face but he looks in a bad way. His hair is a mess and his shirt is buttoned wrong and he looks bloodshot in the eyes. He gets in the ring and and points at Kelson and insults him before he gets a mic.
Korey Kill: You want to call me out here and now because you think I owe you an explanation? Let me tell your something then asshole. My life could have gone a whole different way back in the day. I was North American champion and I was apart of one of the biggest factions in wrestling history. Then in 2013 everything came to a stop and my career was ruined. I lost everything. I didn't want to live in someone elses shadow and I lost it all.
Korey gets in Kelson's face but Kelson isn't backing down.
Korey Kill: And when I was gone from EHWF and the world stage the only things i thought about were revenge taking out Michael Rissi and then winning the EHWF Championship finally but instead things get worse.
Korey takes out a flask from his pocket and drinks from it with he fans still booing him.
Korey Kill: I fail to beat Michael Rissi. I fail to beat Eric Smith and I start losing. I can't win a shot at the title and I lose my chance to get into the Meltdown chamber because of you and then my wife wants a divorce. So with me going through all that do you really think I'm going to take a lecture from some little newbie asshole like you? Do you think I am going to listen to someone who has done nothing in this business like you? You are nothing Kelson and you shouldn't forget that because it is true. If I can't have all that other stuff then I am at least make sure that I beat you to within an inch of your life and I am going to make sure you and your fake values crap are never heard from again because even though I may have lost everything someone like you still doesnt deserve to share a ring with someone like me.
Both men go close face to face after that one and the crowd wants them to fight now before their match but Korey Kill puts the microphone up to his mouth and in between them again.
Korey Kill: You are not the man of steel. You are not a hero here Kelson. You are not Wilmer Patacky or Michael Rissi. You are a no body who thinks he is somebody in this world that you dont belong in but all that is going to happen is I am going to beat you up worse then I did at Meltdown and I am going to paint this canvas the color red with your blood. The reason you dont have the Global title around your waist right now and the reason why possibly the biggest opportunity of your career was wasted is because of me. I did that to you and the man of steel could do nothing to stop it because he is not a man of steel he is a man of shit and when we fight everyone is going to know that. I dont care if its tonight or if we go one on one some time but the time will come when I break you in half and send you back to where ever you came from you punk.
Korey gets heat from fans when he stops talking and they stare each other down.
Korey Kill: You and your honor and value can get ready to fuck off from my ring soon. You better hope you can hide behind your partners tonight because if i get you in that ring you might not make it to a one on one with me. I dont have to derail your career you alredy did that the second you stepped out of line with me.
Korey tosses the microphone away and gets to go in Kelson's face and Kelson wont back down so the fans cheer him when they come in close but a ref tries to keep them apart for a moment with Kelson ready to respond on the mic.
Kelson Hewitt: That's your big reason? Because I "stepped out of line"? You're a new level of desperate, you know that? If I'm a nobody, then I can't imagine what you are, considering time and time again I've out-performed you. Your problem with me is effecting my business, and I'm more then happy to settle this one-on-one. Now I appreciate the fact you decided to man up and face me, but just because you can't handle a relationship out of the ring doesn't mean you get t-
There was a line crossed, a line that Kelson had no intention of crossing. It was in that instant that Korey reeled his fist back and swung it with the force of a man full of anguish and hatred, connecting with the eye of Kelson Hewitt! Another referee steps out, and Kelson stands up. Korey is enraged, and while Kelson checks his bandage, a MASSIVE big-boot to the side of the head puts him down! The fans boo in heinous, most of them not even catching the fact that Kelson referenced Korey's marriage. A third referee comes out, and two of them try to hold Korey back, but they're quickly shoves them backwards! He rolls out of the ring, and Kelson is on his knees with his forehead on the ground, holding his now-bloodied eye-brow in pain. Korey stares at him as he walks backwards up the ramp, knowing that he now has Kelson's full attention now, before Mayhem goes elsewhere…
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This opening contest is a Christmas Chaos match set for one single fall!
Instead of Raab’s normal entrance, The Chipmunks Christmas song starts blasting through the PA system as Raab walks out and looks confused.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First Tonight… From Cologne Germany… He is The Iceman… Konrad Raab!
Steve White: Tis the season Raab!
He shakes his head and walks down the ramp. He stops to talk to an official and the official also looks confused about the music. Before he gets into the ring he high fives a few fans, Climbs up and steps between the ropes and into the ring. He throws a few boxing punches and waits for his opponent in the ring.
Illa Isabella: From San Bernardino, California, he is Eric "The Rage" Smith!
Mariah Carey's all I want for Christmas is you booms across the whole arena and Eric walks out visibility angry by this. Suddenly on the screen above the entrance another video is shown and Wilmer Patacky can be seen half naked with a Santa hat on behind the sound board. Eric Looks up at the screen and starts to yell. Wilmer looks at the camera and laughs. He presses a button and the song changes to your a mean one, Mr. Grinch. The crowd erupts in cheers. Eric shakes his head as he makes his way to the ring and slides in.
Chuck Thompson: Looks like Wilmer is in the holiday spirit!
DING DING DING
The ref calls for the bell and immediately Raab and Smith lock up in the middle of the ring. Eric backs Raab up into a corner only for the referee to break them up. Eric backs up and Raab runs at him and drops him with a clothesline. Konrab bounces against the ropes and Eric catches him with an arm drag. Eric bounces against the ropes and Raab also catches him with another armdrag and holds it into an armlock. Eric stands back up with Konrab and attempts to fight the submission off. Smith Spins the move into an arm lock and shoves Raab away.
Steve White: Beautiful chain wrestling here Chuck!
When Raab turns around, he's met with a running knee to the chest. Raab is down and Eric immediately goes to the outside near a Christmas tree. Eric pulls up a wrapped gift from under the tree and immediately opens it and pulls out a bag of marbles. He stares at it in disbelief and shrugs and slides back into the ring. Raab is up now facing Smith. Eric swings the bag at Raab's head and connects. Raab falls to the ground as the bag explodes and marbles fall all around the ring. As Eric walks over to pick up Raab, he slips on marbles and falls to his back.
Chuck Thompson: Caught by his own weapon!
Raab is seen pulling himself up by the ropes and Eric stands back up visibility angry and starts to kick the marbles out of the ring. As he's doing this, Raab comes up behind Eric and lifts him into a german suplex, slamming Eric onto his back. Raab keeps the hold and stands up again and delivers another german suplex to Smith.
Steve White: Two Germans from the German!
Raab makes his way to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top rope. He stalls for a second and leaps off the top and lands a big elbow drop onto Smith. As this is going on, several people are seen surrounding the ring dressed as elves and are holding Christmas gifts. Raab stares at one elf as he throws a large gift at him. Raab catches the package and just stares at it as the crowd chants.
Crowd: Open it! Open it! Open it!
Raab tears the package open and it's revealed to be a steel chair! Raab looks unhappy with the gift.
Steve White: Not many know that Raab is not a big fan of weapons use in life.
Konrad starts to shout at the elves on the outside and fails to see Eric behind him. Before Eric can do anything Raab throws the chair over his head without looking and catches Eric Smith in his head with the chair. Smith falls to his knees and shouts in pain. Raab turns around and sees this and sighs. He walks over to Eric and places him into a piledriver position for the Piles of Ice.
Chuck Thompson: Raab wants this over now!
As Raab pulls Eric to attempt the move, Eric lifts him into a back body drop and lays Raab out over the rope on the floor outside of the ring. Eric slides to the outside and is met by one elf holding a package. Eric takes the package and rips it apart and finds it to contain Christmas tree bulbs. Eric immediately begins to chuck the glass bulbs at Raab. Raab rolls away in pain and stands up and moves away from Eric. Eric nails Raab in the head with two bulbs and causes him to stumble near a Christmas Tree. Eric runs at Raab who grabs the tree and hits Smith in the face with it. Eric falls to the ground and spits pine needles out of his mouth.
Steve White: I wonder how that tastes?
Elves surround Raab at this time and shove multiple gifts into his hand and he refuses to open them. Eric stands back up, picks the smallest elf he can find and throws him at Raab. Raab drops all his gifts and catches the elf. Eric never hesitates and runs towards Raab, spearing him and the elves into the ground. Eric makes his way back to his feet and again is met with another gift from an elf. Eric opens the package and pulls out a bag of coal. Eric begins to berate the Elfs and screams at them for giving Konrad the good gifts. Konrad is seen climbing back into the ring as Eric screams and shouts. He looks up to see Raab and shakes his head. He walks over to the announcer and takes her microphone.
Eric Smith: Look man, I don't enjoy Christmas. I know you’re probably still sore and cranky like I am from our matches before. And to top this shit all off, we are both old. We don't want to be doing this all night. So in the spirit of Christmas, I am giving you this gift.
Eric slides into the ring and lays on his back. Raab looks confused as does the referee. Eric motions for Raab to pin him. Raab walks over and covers Eric.
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Illa Isabella: Here is your winner... Konrad Raab!
Steve White: Talk about the Grinch!
Chuck Thompson: I never seen Smith so giving!
Konrad rolls off of Eric Smith and goes to the outside and pulls a package from under the ring. He slides back in and Eric immediately gets into a fighting position. Raab grabs a microphone and shakes his head.
Konrad Raab: No, it's not a weapon. It's my gift to you.
Eric looks at Raab suspiciously and takes the gift. He opens it up slowly and pulls out a shirt that says stop climate change around a picture of the globe. Eric nods his head and extends his hand to Raab. Both men shake in the middle of the ring to a roaring crowd and make their way to the back.
Steve White: Not your normal Christmas or match, but this is EHWF!
The fans cheer albeit a little confused as we fade out backstage.
Backstage, we see the locker room of Sleazy Money, decorated to the brim with pink shit, Quinton's poker-table, and a Christmas tree fully lit up. Quinton is seen sitting at his table, shuffling his deck of cards, before the sound of a knock hits.
Quinton Mercer: We're not taking any visitors, go away.
His plea wouldn't be heard, as Mickey Kinkade, dressed in head to toe in Santa gear, would kick the door in.
Mickey Kinkade: Check out my FAT sack!
Indeed, in his hands is his sack...bag, full of gifts. Quinton looks over with just his eyes, and looks back to his cards.
Quinton Mercer: I'm scared too see what's in there... but... shit, whip it out!
Mickey is use to whippin' it out, dropping the sack and taking out the first gift. In it is a check, a check he opens up and slaps his knee at.
Mickey Kinkade: Well would you look at that? It's The Regulators hospital bill!
Quinton Mercer: We beat 'em that badly huh? Come to think of it, you might have been the last person to ever say their name on air, because lord knows they're not coming back anytime soon.
Mickey rips it up, agreeing with Quinton Mercer. Next up, he finds a larger box. Quinton plops his cards down and leans forward in his seat, scratching the scruff of his chin as he watches Mickey unwrap the next gift.
Quinton Mercer: So, feeling better about the idea of being a team?
Mickey Kinkade: Psh, yeah. We beat some fuckin' ass on Mass Murder. We COMMITTED Mass Murder. I murdered some ass afterwards, and I'm getting paid a shit-ton just to beat up some pansy-ass teams. Everything's working out great.
Quinton nods, seemingly shrugging the idea that Mickey even had any doubts about their team to begin with.
Mickey Kinkade: WOAH! It's the offical EHWF Mixed Tag Team Title Replicas! They're just as shitty as the real deal!
Quinton seemed to scoff in jest about that comment.
Quinton Mercer: Can you see The Rissi's fingerprints on it?
Mickey Kinkade: That and so much more! You can see Michael Rissi's stupid-ass tans on this thing! So accurate!
Mickey tosses the other replica too Quinton, and he quickly dumps it in the local trash bin.
Quinton Mercer: You notice that, mixed or standard, the tag teams are just sort of... how do I put it...
Mickey Kinkade: Shit? Bad? Fuckin' awful? TERRIBLE? Downright miserable? THE LOWEST excuse of flesh to exist on God's Great Green Goblin' Fuckin' EARTH?
Quinton Mercer: Check. All of the above.
Mickey shrugs, unwrapping a replica Konrad Raab mask, sticking it under his ass as a seat.
Mickey Kinkade: I mean, look at the state of the company. Shitty champions, dumb-ass contenders, and a lack of fresh blood that has a brain. You and I? We're different, we actually have charisma and know how to get with the times. Wilmer Patacky's newest challenge is some douchebag named Connor Creed that EVERYONE and their mother Google'd, cuz guess what? No one KNOWS him! He's irrelevent, and the tag scene? It barely exists. Joyride fuckin' suuuuuuucks.
Quinton waggles his finger.
Quinton Mercer: You got a point, but they do have what we want, the titles. Even though this division is, as you say-
Mickey Kinkade: -Butt-fuck-ugly-
Quinton Mercer: We could be the one's collecting those championship bonuses, not them.
Mickey Kinkade: And bonuses mean more Christmas gifts for The Kink bay-bee!
With that, Mickey is excited, reaching into the bottom of the sack to grab a final gift. He unwraps it, and surprise surprise, it's phallic shape. It even has a note!
Mickey's Phallic Gift: To the EHWF; use this to fuck yourself, Merry Christmas, Sleazy Money.
As the camera zooms out of the note, we switch from Sleazy Money's locker room, to somewhere more irrelevant.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a 6 person tag team match and it’s set for one fall!
The guitar riff starts in as the front entrance lights up with blue lights, steam and fog pouring around the stage. As the beginning lyrics start up, Jade rushes out to the entrance as pyro goes off, lifting her fist into the air before walking down the ramp, a grin on her face. She walks the outside of the ring, greeting the fans before crawling into the ring and running to the turnbuckle and spreading her arms wide.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Jade Moxie!
Soft pink lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Illa Isabella: And Next… Her Partner Tonight… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
The arena turns red and the voice of Korey Kill fills the arena, "LETS GET FUCKING SICK!", Then "Oblivion" by Mastodon hits! Korey Kill comes running from the back, charging the ring like a pissed bull. He dives into the ring, sliding up to his knees and flexing before he leaps to his feet bouncing around in his corner, waiting for the match to begin. Korey gives a smirk out to the fans and taunts them as he waits for his opponent or the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And Finally… Their Partner… The Sickest Kill… Korey Kill
The lights go down to a grey, blue-ish steel color as the heart-pumping beat of "Burning Heart" by Survivor hits the speakers. Everyone and their grandmother is up on their feet in anticipation for their hero, their warrior, Kelson Hewitt, to make his way to the stage. Many whip out their phones, hitting "RECORD" in hopes of getting views on the internet for the man they paid a ticket for. Their prayers are answered as "The Man Of Steel" walks out through the curtain with a smirk on his face, rolling his wrists in anticipation for the big fight ahead of him. He dawns his signature tights, each side emboiled with a silver "KH", while he sports a sleeveless jacket that on the back reminds of the others in the back of his moniker. He wastes little time walking down the stage and onto the ramp, where he casually high fives his fans... no, his people, appreciating their respect for his heroism to fight their battle. His eyes lock with the ring he was born to be in, and he makes his way to the steel steps as his name is announced.
Now that the world was reminded of the nickname Kelson has, it's time for him to make it mean something. He walks on the steps, stepping up on the second rope near the corner, and reaches out a singlehand with his fingers extended, feeling the energy of the crowd before leaping down to the canvas. Off went his jacket, being handed too a local member of security. Kelson stood his ground at his corner, getting in a few final deep breaths as he awaits for this contest to begin.
Illa Isabella: And now their opponents… First up… The Man of Steel… Kelson Hewitt!
The fans start to cheer as Joyride hits the PA system. Nina and Thea come out on the stage in the smoke and lights as the fans cheer for them. They both pose on the stage for a moment before they come down the ramp and slap the hands of the fans. They come down the ramp and slide inside the ring. They get to a corner each and raise their hands to the cheering crowd. They get off the turnbuckles and come over to the ropes on the side of the ring and Thea leans on them with her arms raised while Nina gets up on the second ropes next to Thea and raises an arm. They get down and get to the corner to wait for the bell to sound.
Illa Isabella: And finally… His partner tonight… They are the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Nina Chanel and The EHWF Hardcore Champion… Thea Nefeli!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and old rivals Thea and Zoe are gonna start this one off! The fans are going NUTS as they usually do for Thea and Zoe. They bump fists and start to circle each other before tying up in the centre and wrestling around for a moment! Zoe gets Thea in a headlock! Thea spins around and gets Zoe in a rear hammerlock only for Zoe to twist Thea’s arm into a wristlock! Zoe drops down with the arm drag but Thea cartwheels out of it! Thea spins a kick into Zoe’s midsection then hits her with a standing hurricanrana as the fans get loud! Thea bounces off of the ropes and jumps over Zoe then runs up and comes back with a running move but Zoe leapfrogs her! Zoe bounces off of the ropes and both women take each other out with their own lariat! They hit big impact and the fans love it!
Steve White: We’ve already seen Korey Kill and Kelson Hewitt go at it earlier int he night as their rivalry spills over and Kelson hasn’t taken his eyes off of Korey this whole time out here but right now Zoe and Thea are going at it!!
Chuck Thompson: I could watch them go at it all night! What a Christmas gift! Future Shock and Joyride are no strangers to each other but these very talented and hot tag teams will take each other on for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships soon!
Both women get up but Thea hits Zoe with the double leg takedown and uses her power advantage to start hitting Zoe with a a ground and pound! Thea stuns Zoe but Zoe grabs Thea’s fist and gets her in an armbar! The fans go wild as Thea struggles but after a while Thea is able to get to the damn ropes and get the break! They both get up and Zoe goes for the springboard elbow but Thea grabs her mid-air and reverses it into a fallback slam! Zoe screams and holds her neck in pain! Thea dashes over and tags in Nina who gets to the top rope sending the fans CRAZY! Nina backflips off of the top turnbuckle and lands a moonsault on Zoe! Nina covers her!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Nina gets the tag in and then the near fall!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe takes some damage there as Nina looks to follow up after that one!
The fans are going wild! Korey is arguing with Jade on the apron as Kelson hasn’t taken his eyes off of Korey once during this match! Nina can’t believe it! She picks up Zoe and knees her in the midsection then whips her into the corner hard! Nina runs up for a running corner slam but Zoe dives out of the corner and tags in Jade! Jade rushes in and instantly knocks Nina down with a shoulder block! Jade back off the ropes and this time she hits Nina with a dropkick! One more time Jade comes off of the damn ropes and gets Nina with a sunset flip!
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KICK OUT!
Nina kicks out but intertwines Jade’s leg and rolls her up in a unique pin!
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KICK OUT!
Both women are up but Jade is quicker and gets the elbow in on Nina’s face! Jade bounces off of the ropes and takes Nina out with a diving clothesline!
Steve White: Shit! This is moving fast now! Nina and Jade going at it! Near fall! Counter! Another near fall! Jade takes Nina out again!
Chuck Thompson: Fans are going wild but look at Kelson! He still hasn’t taken his eyes off of Korey! He wants to get in this match now and make Korey pay!
Fans are on their feet now! Jade springs off of the middle ropes for a lionsault but Nina gets the knees up and Jade eats it! Nina is able to dive tag in Kelson Hewitt! Jade is up but doesn’t get a second to recover as Korey Kill reaches over with his long arms and grabs Jade by the hair! Zoe tries to stop him but Korey shoves Zoe off the apron, yanks Jade to the corner and tags himself in! Korey gets in the ring and runs at Kelson but Kelson spears Korey to the damn mat and starts beating on him with rapid and viscous strikes on the mat! Korey covers up and Kelson has had enough of Korey tonight as he brawls! The fans lose it!
Steve White: Here we go! These two aren’t gonna wait! Kelson and Korey are brawling now and Kelson is beating up on Korey on the mat!
Chuck Thompson: These two have been at each others throats for months! Korey even cost Kelson his shot at the title in the Meltdown Chamber and their opening tonight just made things a whole lot worse! They want to kill each other!
Both men get up! They trade blows! Korey hits harder and gets a mighty slap on Kelson’s face! Kelson drop-kicks Korey in the damn chest and he stumbles back! Kelson bounces off of the ropes but Korey with a big boot takes Kelson out from nowhere! Korey gets on top of Kelson and busts his Meltdown wounds back open with huge shots on the mat! Kelson punches Korey in the face then gets on top of him on the mat and starts beating him with big fists! Korey spins Kelson over and again with the mat punches as the two men brawl and beat the craw out of each other! The fans are GOING WILD! Both men get up! Korey is bleeding a little and Kelson is bleeding a lot! Korey hoists Kelson up for The Sickest Kill! Kelson pushes off of Korey’s back and bounces off of the ropes and takes Korey out with a flying forearm! The fans are going wild as Kelson gets up and signals for the end!
Steve White: These two have beaten the crap out of each other! It looked like Korey was gonna put Kelson away there but Kelson gets out of it and now he’s calling for the end right now!
Chuck Thompson: What a match this is turning out to be! The intensity!
Kelson goes to get his leg up under Korey but Korey shoves Kelson onto the mat while Korey falls into the corner! Jade slaps THE FUCK out of Korey’s face and tags herself back in! Korey gets pissed! He grabs Jade by the neck! Zoe goes to stop him but Kelson runs up and dropkicks Korey over the top rope! Kelson moves back and tags in Thea! Kelson wants Korey! Kelson runs up and suicide dives out of the ring onto Korey and the fans are going nuts! Thea leaps on the top rope and lands a senton right on top of Jade! Zoe goes to come into the ring but Nina runs in and clothesline her over the top rope as they both spill to the outside!
Steve White: Bah Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: Korey and Kelson more concerned with killing each other then this match!
Thea goes to the top rope but suddenly Korey and Kelson are back in the right, wrestling and brawling and they knock Jade over out of harms way! They get each other on the mat and fight in the corner but Thea still sees this as her only opportunity and somersaults back into the ring! Jade swings a clothesline but Thea ducks it and springboards off of the middle rope with a springboard hurricanrana! Both women spill up to their feet as Jade is holding her neck and Thea boots her in the midsection then plants her with Designer DDT! The fans go nuts as Thea covers her!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners tonight… The Man of Steel Kelson Hewitt… and the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Nina Chanel and EHWF Hardcore Champion… Thea Nefeli!
Steve White: They did it bah gawd! It’s over!
Chuck Thompson: Joyride and Kelson pull it off but I don’t think Kelson and Korey are through! They’re still brawling and the ref can’t stop them!
The match didn't end in Korey Kill's mind, as his eyes locked with Kelson Hewitt. Kelson was hurt, still feeling the effects of this match, with his bandaged eye-brow slowly dripping blood for the second time this evening. The referee stood in the middle of the ring, and now? Now was the time. As the ref tried to plead for Korey to get out of the ring, Kelson looked him dead in the eyes, took a deep breath, AND RAN FORWARD! Korey shoved the referee out of the way! KOREY AND KELSON ARE THROWING HANDS NOW! NO MORE SNEAK ATTACKS, NO MORE TRASH-TALK, THIS HAS BECOME A FIGHT! Korey dodges a strike and tackles Kelson to the ground, but Kelson applies a gullotine choke! Korey rolls himself and Kelson out of the ring under the bottom rope, and the two get to their feet and start to throw more fists! Kelson finally gets the advantage and hits some stiff right hands, making Korey groggy as he wobbles back too the corner, and Kelson runs at him! But Korey takes his foot up and KICKS KELSON IN BETWEEN THE LEGS!
Steve White: NO! Low blow! Kelson just got booted in the nuts! These two are STILL brawling! They’re gonna kill each other tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Brutal boot to the nuts! Korey Kill getting the advantage again! Kelson in trouble!
The crowd hiss in anger at Korey's actions, but this has slowly become personal to him. Kelson holds his family jewels in pain, gasping for air as he whithers around on the outside floor. The other four competitors in this match could get involved, but this is a personal matter. Korey grabs a steel-chair, laughing at the irony that "The Man Of Steel" is about to taste some steel. He waits for Kelson to get up, and as Kelson stands, his head is nearly taken off after Korey lands a SICK shot to the head of Kelson! Korey made damn sure he would be the one to take out Kelson, and now, he just might have. Kelson is laying face first on the floor with a small pool of blood starting to trickle from his head on the floor, and referees and medics are rushing over him, creating a small crowd from seeing his face. This situation between these two is getting scarier by the second, and Korey relish in the fact that now, The Man Of Steel was no more. Korey stands over the downed Kelson Hewitt as we fade out from the scene.
The video began with two men on the screen, each one in their own cushioned chairs, each one with a microphone pinned to their chest prepared for the interview that was about to happen. One the EHWF fans vaguely recognized even if they couldn’t recall his name you could tell he was most likely an intern or one of the many nameless backstage personalities, from the nice suit and the small stack of cue cards in his slightly trembling hand it was clear he had been given the responsibility of interviewing the man who was sitting across from him with an expression on his face that made it clear that he was far from happy.
It was this man that all the viewers were here to see, because while it may have been quite some time since he had appeared on EHWF programming and he had changed his appearance, the worn wooden baseball bat in his hands made it clear who he was.
“Alexander Corvis here today backstage to talk to the man who just made one hell of a statement last week at the meltdown chamber, the former EHWF star and hall of famer Conner Creed.”
Corvis gestured to the man sitting across from him giving him the go ahead to speak, only to have the man remain silent with the same pissed off expression on his face.
“Um, l-let’s go ahead and get this interview started then… um”
The poor interviewer continued on despite his interviewee currently glaring a hole through him, clearly not knowing what else to do he soldered on.
“So let’s start with the question that everyone’s been asking. Conner are you back in EHWF?”
The man asked Creed only to be answered with the same glare on his face, not almost like he hadn't even heard the question. Leaving the poor interviewer to stare at someone off camera a questioning look in his eyes as he no doubt silently asked “what do I do now?”. Clearly not getting the answer he was hoping for with the backstage hand turned back to Conner with a dejected look flashing over his face for only a second before it disappeared behind the fake mask smile that only his professionalism provided.
“Um ok let’s move on just where have you been these past few years there were rumors of jail time to rehab to you being dead in a ditch, the fans are dying to kn-”
“No.”
Conner replied sending Alexander in a state of shock and confusion at the response that he had finally gotten out of Conner.
“Um I’m sorry wha-”
“I said NO.”
Conner said his voice filled with anger at having to repeat himself.
“Wh-”
Alexander started to ask only to be cut off once again by Conner Creed.
“Shut the FUCK up you stupid son of a bitch!”
Conner exploded practically yelling as he stood from the chair to kick out the coffee table in front of him as he did so nearly taking out the camera man with the flying piece of debris.
“Shut the fuck up and listen I didn’t come on here to explain myself to the fans, or to indulge you’re dumb ass fucking gossip about where I’ve been these past three years. No I came on here for one thing and one thing only and you aren’t a fucking part of it so I don’t care who you are, or who hated you enough to give you’re pathetic ass the job of annoying me but consider this you lucky day because I’m going to give you ONE warning, get up, get out, and don’t say one more fucking word or you’re going to find out what it feels like to refer to you’re knee caps in the past tense, do you understand me?”
Conner asked with a familiar edge in his voice that made it clear that his threat was very real. Leaving Corvis trembling slightly as he opened his mouth answer the man currently threatening his well being only to be cut off yet again this time by the aged Louisville Slugger being shoved in his face.
“No, no talking, shake you head yes and get out or no and whoever is holding the boom mic can give you a ride to the fucking hospital. Now I’ll ask you ONE more time, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?”
Alexander did as he was told and shook his head yes, not being able to take his eye’s off the baseball bat that could be responsible for his trip to the emergency room if he wasn’t careful. He didn’t dare move, he didn’t even dare breath until Conner finally lifted the bat away and Corvis didn’t waste a second and ran out of there like hell was right behind him. It wasn’t until a door was heard being pulled open and slammed closed behind whoever went through it did Conner move from his spot and turned to the camera with a satisfied smirk on his face as he addressed the audience watching him.
“Good now we can start talking about the real reason you’re all here, why you’ve tuned in because let’s face it there’s not a single goddamn one of you who gives two shits about where I’ve been or what the fuck I’ve been up to outside of that EHWF ring. No what you want to hear about, what you’re dying to know is WHY? Why did I save a fuck up like Wilmer Patacky from the walking talking tool shed that is the Corporate Powers? Why did I turn on him a second later and lay him out with a Clothesline From Hell? Why didn’t I just take that EHWF World Championship off that sorry son of a bitch right then and there?”
Conner shrugged for the camera as he lifted his trusted worn out bat to his shoulder.
“Well the answer to all those questions are pretty fucking simple, you see because that little stunt at the Meltdown Chamber may have closed out the show but trust me when I say that it was far from being the main event.”
Pausing to laugh, Conner shook his head.
“No not by a fucking long shot, that right there was just the god damn preview, no what comes next is going to be the real fucking deal. And let me tell you it’s going to be violent, it’s going to be bloody, and it’s going to be some damn good tv. And that’s why I came here today, it wasn’t for some boring ass interview. Hell no, I came here because I needed a camera, and an audience, because for what comes next I want everyone to see. I want everyone watching when I finally, FINALLY take what is mine. What should have been mine the day I walked down that fucking ramp. And that’s that EHWF World Championship that is currently sitting around the waist of that fucking clown Wilmer Patacky. That’s why I did what I did at Meltdown Chamber, that’s the big answer for why I put Wilmer and the Corporate Powers down. Because the one thing those fucks have in common is that last Sunday night is that they were both in my fucking way."
Conner laughed again, only this time sounding more annoyed than amused
“Because incase if anybody has forgotten that’s what I fucking do, I come in, raise hell, beat seven shades of shit out of whoever is unlucky enough to end up in that ring with me and I take what’s mine. Because I am Conner GODDAMN Creed, and if that name doesn’t have you shaking in your fucking boots right about now that’s because you’re either too new or to stupid to know any better. But don’t worry because that means all you have to do is wait and see what I do to your so called champ and anyone else who steps up after him. Because when I do take that title and, yes that’s WHEN not if, WHEN I do take that EHWF World Championship they might as well just carve my name right into that gold plating because that title is going to be with me for a very VERY long time. And Wilmare and the CPO might not like it but you can damn well believe that they are going to accept it. Just like everyone else is going to have to when they realize that this shit I’m saying right now is way more than just fucking talk. Because trust me when I say that I am many fucking things a criminal, an alcoholic, an asshole, but I’m also a man of my fucking word and if you find that hard to believe than I have no fucking problem proving you wrong when I get in that ring and put an end to Wilmer Patacky. Because this match isn’t going to be an epic back and forth battle, it’s not going to be some tough drawn out slobber knocker. No it’s going to be a bloody beat down that’s going to end in him getting his ass knocked the fuck out with a Clothesline From Hell. Just like the one I knocked him out with at Meltdown.”
Conner kicked the coffee table out of the way even further with one of his heavy boots and walked closer to the camera as if to get a better view
“After which that title is going to be mine and Wilmer this time I’m not giving it back, because I want you to understand that the only reason why you still have that title is because as fun as it would have been to take that belt from you then and there before the ink even had time to dry on my new contract. this right here this little game were playing where you know what’s coming and you are trying to think of anything you can do to stop it is so much better. Because no matter what you do or who you try to hide behind Wilmer I am getting that title shot there isn’t a force in this fucking world or the next that can stop that from happening and once I do I am putting you down for that three count and raising MY title over my head an enjoying the hell out of that moment."
Conner paused for only a second to let the smirk on his face grow but while he looked amused the one thing about his expression that never changed was the rage behind his eyes.
“But Wilmer I want you to know you arn’t the only dumbass who’s made my list while I was away. No you’re just the first one I decided to cross off. So just remember when you’re on that mat bleeding out staring up at me from where you lay a beaten and broken mess .That this isn’t personal, no this is being in the wrong place at the wrong time. So when the time comes when you have to ask yourself if this shit is really worth it, is it worth getting back up just to be sent back down again ten times harder just remember that whether you walk out of that ring in one piece or spend a week in the hospital isn’t up to me. No Wilmer because as hard as it may be to believe I don’t want to hurt you.”
Conner stopped just long enough to stare at the worn wooden bat in his hands
“Or at least I don’t want to hurt you too badly but don’t think for a second I’m going to hesitate adding your name to the list of bitches I’ve retired in that ring or that I won’t enjoy doing it. Because while I’ve been gone for a while I’m still the same Conner Creed you remember, the same tough son of a bitch you still see in your nightmares. And the same man who’s about to become the EHWF World Champion. See you Soon.”
With that Conner suddenly exploded in movement taking his baseball bat in both hands and swinging it directly at the camera causing the screen to be filled with static before the signal was lost.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is set for one fall and it’s for the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Championship!
Kickstart My Heart kicks in and Remi's arrival to the stage comes in a casual strut even if her head is bopping to the beat of her theme. She takes a moment to drink in the arena's scene while the music courses through her body. Soon enough, she can't help herself and she's jamming out and grooving with the Motley Cru all over the stage. She's tossing horns up and randomly air guitaring down the ramp and toward the ring, even stopping for the occasional fan's invisible microphone to sing out with her theme.
At the ring, Remi hops up onto the apron and turns around to throw her hands up to the crowd. She ducks inside and climbs up each of the top turnbuckles, throwing up rocker horns and screaming the lyrics out at the crowd. Once done, she backs herself into one of the corners, leans back, pulls her mouthguard from the strap of her top and pops it into her mouth with a thotty wink into the nearest camera.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Challenger tonight… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire!
"Evacuate the dance floor" hits the arena as Misty runs out to the stage bouncing from side to side. Misty is smiling at her adoring fans and she smiles and waves to the crowd and proceeds down the ramp slapping and shaking the fans hands ramp side along the way. Misty runs around the ring slapping fans hands before sliding into the ring and leans against the ropes once more waving to her audience.
Illa Isabella: And next her opponent… She is the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Misty Vega!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and Misty yells insults at Remi from one side of the ring and takes a step forward, pointing at her but Remi rockets off at impressive speed and levels Misty with an instant spear! The fans GO NUTS! Misty rolls around on the mat in pain and clings to the bottom ropes in the corner, holding her torso as Remi smirks and looks around at the cheering fans! Remi pulls the ref out of the way and pries Misty out of the corner and rams her into the turnbuckle! Remi runs up to follow up but Misty gets an elbow in on her face! Misty runs up and grabs Remi but Remi counters into a judo flip! They both get up and Remi hugs Misty and plants her with a belly to belly suplex! Misty rolls out of the ring in pain and the fans boo her as she tries to limp away!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Remi with that massive spear to start things off! Remi with that power and speed just asserting herself against Misty right now and Misty looks shocked!!
Chuck Thompson: Remi already impressed in the Christmas Battle Royal at Monday Night Mass Murder where she won the whole thing and earned this title match tonight but also started some intensity with Misty and we’re seeing that unfold tonight!
Remi slides out of the ring and grabs Misty by the hair! Misty screams as Remi rolls her back into the ring then slides in! Misty gets up and slaps Remi in the face! Remi looks pissed after that! Misty swings her Mist Effect kick but Remi ducks it and gets Misty up on her back and holds her up as the fans go wild! Remi spins around and then presses Misty up into the air! Misty spins around in the air as Remi plants her with the torture rack slam! The fans are going wild as Remi gets into the corner and lines Misty up who is having trouble getting to her feet!
Steve White: Misty trying to do a runner there but Remi gets her back in the ring and powers her with that massive torture rack slam through the air down to the damn mat!
Chuck Thompson: Misty not looking good! She’s gonna lose her title tonight if she can’t get something back! Remi’s dominance is shining as she debuts her on Mayhem! This would be a massive win!
Misty finally stumbles to her feet but as Remi steps forward Misty rolls out to the apron! Remi comes over and grabs Misty! Misty tries for a hangman but she can’t move Remi at all and Remi overpowers her as she lifts her high into the air and slams her back into the ring with authority! Misty gets helped up but Remi starts hitting her with a rapid fire combo of strikes, kicks and punches! Misty is finished after that and collapses to into Remi! Misty goes limp as she leans against Remi who looks down at her! Remi presses Misty up and plants her with an overhead press slam and the fans go WILD as Remi falls and grabs Misty’s leg and arm and wraps her up then locks her in her Yours Cruelly Inverted Indian Deathlock submission finisher! The fans are going wild as Misty screams and starts wildly tapping!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and the NEW EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire!
Steve White: Shit! Remi does it! In just her SECOND match Remi Skyfire wins the damn prestigious Jr Heavyweight Championship! She makes Misty Vega tap out after a dominant showing and I think she just sent a message to the whole locker room that Blackheart is here!
Chuck Thompson: Remi Skyfire seemingly coming from out of nowhere to impress and dominate two shows in a row now and now she’s ALREADY become a champion here in EHWF!
Remi gets the title and gets her arm raised as her music plays! The fans are going wild for Remi but Danae from The Wolves slides in and grabs one end of the title belt! Remi yanks it back and swings at Danae but she rolls out of the ring! The other Wolves member, Kassandra comes in the other side of the ring and tries to jump Remi but Remi turns around and swings the title belt! She barely misses Kassandra and Kassandra and Danae get out of the ring!
Steve White: What the heck are The Wolves doing here!? Legion’s Hive are out here and they just tried to jump Remi after she won the title!
Chuck Thompson: The Wolves have a damn match up next! Why the heck is Legion trying to ruin everything in EHWF the past few weeks?!
Kassandra and Danae back up the ramp as Mother of The Hive looks down at them from the top of the stage. Remi sits on the middle rope and tells them to come back up and fight but The Wolves back up and threaten Remi Skyfire as we fade out.
We open up outside of the CPO private locker room. A few seconds pass before the door opens and we are graced with the sight of the curvaceous yet deadly Alexandria Kendrick. She is already dressed in her ring gear. Her piercing blue eyes stare into the camera as she flashes a sadistic grin at the camera that would make her father proud.
Alexandria's smirk begins to grow into more of a sinister grin now as she takes a step towards the camera, her eyes never breaking contact with the camera. She doesn't even blink.
Alexandria's breathing starts to get heavier, as her anger begins to rise and become more obvious. She reaches up, running her fingers through her hair as the sinister grin grows now into a full on smile.
Alexandria cracks up in laughter, in a somewhat maniacal manner as she runs her right hand down from the top of her head to practically clawing at her own chest. She suddenly stops laughing, once again glaring daggers into the camera with those baby blue eyes. She bites down on her bottom lip as she imagines the damage she's going to do in the ring tonight.
The camera begins to zoom in on Alexandria's face as that sinister smile once again creeps across her lips. It continues to close in on her eyes as it begins to fade out to black.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a handicap match and it’s set for one fall!
The Lights go out in the arena, as a crack of lightning hits the stage, forming a blue flame. On the other side a single crack of lightning hits as an Green flame appears on the other side. The flames die out as Immortalized by Disturbed begins playing.
Feed the fire that is raging inside
This is go time, this is showtime
We will fight till their wills are broken
This is game time, an insane time
As the Lights come on Mister J is standing with his arms crossed at the top of the ramp with Danae and Kassandra on either side of him. They turn and walk to the centre where Mister J is standing, then turn as they await Legion. Legion comes from the back walking in front of Mister J pointing down to the ring, where Danae and Kassandra walk down the ramp. They scoff off the fans, as they look at their opponents. Danae moves to the back of the ring as Kassandra slides underneath the bottom rope. Legion and Mister J watch from the top of the ramp as Legion lifts her hand and snaps her fingers, the lights go out once more. As the snap is heard again, Mister J and Legion are at ringside watching, as her girls are in the ring. Kassandra standing in one corner and Danae in the other watching, waiting for their opponents.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Wolves of The Hive… Being Accompanied by Legion… Danae and Kassandra!
Illa Isabella: And next her opponent… She is the EHWF Global Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and Legion barks orders at Kassandra and Danae as Danae starts the match off! Ana and Danae circle each other in the ring and the fans cheer for the new Global Champion! They tie up in the centre of the ring and wrestle but Ana gets around Danae with a waist lock and gets it in tight! Danae tries viciously to try and break out of it but Ana plants her with a German Suplex! Ana keeps her wrapped up but Danae scratches and claws at Ana’s hands! Danae then uses her height to break Ana into a knee and toss her into the corner! Danae runs up for a corner move but Ana responds with a massive elbow right into Danae’s mouth! Danae stumbles back and Ana woman-handles Danae up on her back and slings her off with big impact to the mat! Danae get up but only to get struck down with a roundhouse kick to the head! The fans go WILD as Ana covers her!
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Steve White: Legion tried everything she could to beat Ana inside Meltdown Chamber last week! She used every trick in the book but came up short and as a result, Legion has told Ana she has made the worst enemy she could have possibly made!
Chuck Thompson: Legion says it’s her destiny to win either the Global or World Championship and take over EHWF! Ana destroyed that destiny last week! Now Ana has her hands full tonight!
Kassandra dives in and breaks it up! Ana picks Danae up by her hair and signals out to Legion, taunting her as she pushes Danae back and collects her with an MMA forward kick to the chest that blows Danae into the corner! Ana backs off and runs up then crushes Danae with a monstrous corner clothesline! Danae’s head almost comes off and she falls flat on the mat in pain! Ana vaults up to the top rope and stands up but Kassandra runs around and shakes the top rope and Ana falls right down legs first onto the turnbuckle! Danae forces herself up and grabs Ana by the hair and yanks her off of the top rope down to the mat with big impact! The fans are on their feet as Ana lies on the mat in pain!
Steve White: Ana dominating sos far but the numbers game is hurting her and after Meltdown you can tell she’s not 100%! The Global Champion with a lot to prove here tonight but Legion watching on as Danae and Kassandra try to take Ana down!
Chuck Thompson: Danae just YANKING Ana off of the top rope by her hair to the mat in a horrible clash and impact and that could have hurt Ana there!
Danae tags in Kassandra! Kassandra comes in and picks up Danae and they hit Ana with a aided duo leg drop as 4 legs from the 2 biggest women on the roster crush Ana Somnia! Kassandra gets up and raises her arms before sitting on the chest of Ana Somnia with a big thud and pinning her to the mat!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: The double team paying off now as these two big women try and bully Ana Somnia down! Ana having none of it though as she throws Kassandra off of her!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know if it’s possible to bully Ana! She usually does the bullying!
Ana throws Kassandra off of her and she rages! She hits Kassandra with a takedown spear and starts hitting her with hammerfists on the mat! Ana gets up and hugs Kassandra, planting her with a belly to belly suplex! Danae runs in to try and save her but she gets hit with a belly to belly as well! Kassandra stumbles back up but she gets taken right back down with another belly to belly as the fans go wild! Ana smacks the mat and slaps Kassandra on the back on the head as she yells for her to get up! Kassandra gets to a knee and Ana goes for Hunted but as she bounces off of the ropes, Legion grabs her leg! Ana trips up but she reaches out and grabs Legion by the hair and tries to pull her up to the apron! Legion rakes Ana’s face! Ana stumbles back to the centre and Kassandra takes Ana out with a running bicycle kick to the head! Ana is down and Kassandra hooks both legs!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Blatant interference from Legion on the outside after Ana was beating the fuck out of Kassandra and about to end it! Legion with the trip gave Kassandra time to hit that massive boot to the head and get a near fall!
Chuck Thompson: Ana kicks out but Kassandra has busted her open!
Ana is bleeding from her forehead after that one, her injuries from the Meltdown Chamber, still prevalent as the Global Champion gets pulled to her feet! Kassandra rakes her back and Ana yells in pain! Kassandra uses her size to get under Ana’s legs and go for an Alabama Slam but Ana elbows her in the back and gets down with Kassandra between her legs! Danae runs in but Ana punches her down to the mat while holding Kassandra! Ana hoists Kassandra up and plants her with her Zver’ Bomb! The fans GO WILD! Ana covers but Legion is on the apron, arguing and distracting the ref as the fans boo! Ana looks PISSED!
Steve White: Zver’ Bomb! WHAT?! Legion is distracting the ref! Ana is having a hard time with the numbers out here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Ana would have won after that one but Legion is doing everything she can just like at Meltdown! She said she wants Ana to PAY!
Ana gets up and shoves the ref out of the way and knocks Legion down to the floor on her ass! Ana wipes some blood from her head and yells out at Legion but Kassandra has the time to grab Ana from behind and lock her in her full nelson submission! Kassandra’s got it locked in and the fans go wild as she thrashes Ana from side to side! Kassandra’s eyes go wide though as Ana stops her and starts to pry her arms apart! Kassandra is shocked and gets completely overpowered then booted in the gut! Danae comes in from behind but Ana sidesteps her and sends her into Kassandra as their heads clash! Danae rolls to the apron! The fans are on their feet! Kassandra is on her hands and knees but when she looks up she gets levelled by Ana who hits her with Hunted! The fans GO WILD! Ana covers her!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… The EHWF Global Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
Steve White: Ana does it! Ana does it! She overcomes and overwhelms The Wolves here tonight and takes a further stab at Legion!
Chuck Thompson: Things not going well for Legion on her quest to take over EHWF and make everyone obey her… WATCH OUT!
Legion takes out her Legion Staff and slides in the ring! Ana gets up but Danae slides in and knocks her down from behind then Legion smacks Ana in the head with the staff! Legion hits her with another staff shot then another but Ana leaps up and tackles Legion to the mat! Danae grabs Ana by the hair and pulls her off! They trade right hands for a moment but Ana drops her! Kassandra rakes Ana’s back then clocks Ana with a mean forearm to the side of the head! Ana responds with an MMA style knee and shoves Kassandra back down to the mat but Legion scouts the whole thing and cracks Ana in the back of the head with the staff again as Ana goes back down!
Steve White: It’s not over yet dammit! It’s NOT done! Legion and The Hive are beating Ana down and Ana is trying to fight ‘em off!
Chuck Thompson: Legion smacking Ana in the head with that damn staff! The Hive want to destroy Ana tonight!
Danae and Kassandra claw and scratch up Ana’s back! Ana elbows Kassandra to the mat and tosses Danae away! Legion cracks the staff over Ana’s back and she yells in pain! Legion raises the staff up but Ana kicks her in the chest! Ana slumps down onto the ropes to wipe the blood away and catch her breath but she looks up and notices Sara Daniels standing at the top of the stage, looking down at Ana in the ring. Sara’s arms are folded and she watched on but doesn’t come to help Ana… Ana looks on, confused and angry…
Steve White: I-Is that Sara Daniels? Sara Daniels is on the stage. She’s watching all of this unfold but she’s not rushing down to help her partner. She’s not coming out to aid Ana at all tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Remember that heated confrontation after Sara lost in the Meltdown Chamber and Ana won! Sara looks like she’s still pissed off at Ana!
Ana yells out to Sara but Sara just watches on with her arms folded.
Steve White: Ana is not happy! Sara is still pissed off at how it went down inside the Meltdown Chamber!
Chuck Thompson: Things not all unicorns and butterflies for Ana and Sara’s relationship - that’s for sure! Sara thinks that Global Championship should be hers and that she should be out of Ana’s shadow by now!
Danae takes advantage of the distraction and clubs Ana in the back of the head with both hands clasped together! Kassandra and Legion get up and they all start stomping out Ana Somnia on the damn mat as the fans boo! Still, Sara just watches on!
Steve White: C’mon Sara! Do something! What the heck is wrong with her?
Chuck Thompson: Wait! WAAIT! What’s this!?!
The fans GO NUTS as Remi Skyfire, who was attacked by The Wolves just earlier, comes out and runs onto the stage! She sprints out and shoulder checks Sara Daniels, sending her falling forward out of Remi’s way as Remi sprints into the ring! The fans go nuts as Legion tells The Wolves to stop Remi!
Steve White: Remi Skyfire! Remi Skyfire! She’s out here! She ran through Sara and has sprinted to the ring and now she wants payback on The Wolves for what they did after her match!
Chuck Thompson: Blackheart couldn’t have come out at a better time!
Remi slides in! Kassandra runs at her but Remi takes her down with a right hand! Danae runs up but Remi with a right hand! Legion backs off! Remi picks Danae up and tosses her into the corner then grabs Kassandra and tosses her onto Danae as they both spill over! Remi grabs Kassandra and starts beating on her with big fists! Danae is groggy and tries to get over there but Ana stops her with a roundhouse kick! Danae falls through the ropes to the outside as Remi runs Kassandra up and tosses her over the top rope to the outside and the fans ERUPT!
Steve White: Ana Somnia and Remi Skyfire cleaning house and taking The Hive out right now!
Ana grabs Legion and pulls her in but Remi has too much adrenaline right now as she flexes and shakes the ropes and roars then steals Legion from Ana, pulling her away into her arms! Ana grabs Legion back and the two start to wrestle and fight over Legion! Ana shoves Remi and Remi shoves her back! Legion uses the squabble to push away and roll out of the ring to make an escape! The fans are going wild as Ana and Remi start to argue in the ring!
Steve White: Uh oh… This whole thing just went downhill! Are Remi and Ana gonna come to blows right now!
Remi and Ana are in each others faces as the fans cheer and they argue but Legion who is on the bottom of the ramp, interrupts with a mic!
Legion: You got lucky tonight Ana! I know what you’re thinking! You’re thinking that you won here but all you’ve done is dig yourself a deeper grave! I told you I’d get revenge for what you did in the Meltdown Chamber and I told you that I’m going to be the Global Champion… You can’t stop fate, bitch!
The fans are going wild and Remi and Ana watch and listen on as Sara watches the whole thing from the stage.
Legion: And Remi… You probably think you’re pretty amazing and pretty strong - you already have a title in your hands but me and my Hive have been working tirelessly and have nothing so I ordered them to take it from you and make sure you can’t get it back but The Wolves failed me tonight… Nevertheless, you’re not who I want and you’re not who I came for Remi so next week my Wolves will take care of you…
Remi yells at Legion to “bring it on” and holds up her belt as the fans go wild. Legion smirks as Danae and Kassandra finally recover and limp behind Legion, defeated.
Legion: And I’m smart enough to admit that I can’t beat you Ana… I can’t match your skill or your strength or your speed - that’s why you’re the champion and that’s why you’re the queen of this place right now… but they’ve called me The Queenslayer for 10 years now! And if I can’t beat you straight up… then I’m going to beat you in a few weeks at the next EHWF PPV, Annihilation in a Legion’s Tomb match and take that damn Global Championship from you!
Ana looks a little confused but the fans go wild at the announcement!
Legion: So you do what you have to tonight and you do what you have to next week on Mayhem… but BOTH of your days are numbered!!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! A Legion’s Tomb Match at Annihilation for the Global Championship!? What the heck is that?!
Ana points out at Legion who is smirking at her but her attention turns to Sara behind them who looks up then walks away from the scene backstage. We fade out.
We come in backstage into the EHWF hallways where we see Mya Gomez walking. The fans watching on the tron go WILD as she makes her way down the hallway but is stopped by Fernandez Gomez who was coming the other way.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a six person tag Christmas Chaos match!
'Oblivion' by Mastodon hits the arena as Taylor comes out from behind the titan tron. She smiles as she has her hands pressed firmly on the curves of her body as she caresses herself. She runs her hands from her hips up her sides and her chest finally touching her hood which she takes off. She smirks gently and makes her way down the ramp ignoring the fans on her way down. Taylor gets to the bottom of the ramp and gives and arrogant look at the bottom before she slides in the ring. Taylor shows off in the ring and raises her arms out to the fans as she gets a mixed reaction from the fans with a lot of them booing her as she taunts them.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Taylor Kill!
The lights in the arena suddenly fade to black. A few moments pass when suddenly a torch can be seen lit on the stage. A dim spotlight shines down to further show a man in a blood red cloak holding the torch up into the air with his left hand. The hooded figure would then pull the hood back, completely removing the cloak to reveal Brandon Bash standing before us in a suit just as red as the cloak he was wearing. He flashes a sinister grin as he steps aside, as "Beast in Black" by BEAST IN BLACK begins to play throughout the arena. The dim spotlight moves up from Bash to the curtains as a mountain of a man in a black cloak steps out from behind them while smoke begins to flow out around the stage. The cloaked man then suddenly throws the cloak off as he screams out in rage, revealing the monstrous muscular physique of Stephen Sebastian. Brandon Bash proceeds to make his way down the ramp, using the torch to guide him as Stephen follows close behind. As soon as they reach the bottom of the ramp, Bash puts the torch out with help from a ringside crew member as a dark orange/red hue of light begins to engulf the arena. Bash begins to make his way up the steel steps as Stephen jumps up onto the apron before pulling himself up to leap over the top rope in easy fashion. Bash climbs in through the ropes behind him as his monster of a client paces around the ring, slapping himself in the head and rolling his shoulders. Bash just stares into the camera, letting out a somewhat maniacal laugh as he claps and gestures to his newest client. Stephen makes his way to each turnbuckle, climbing up to the middle rope and giving a flex to show off his physique. Bash would then climb through the ropes and make his way down the steel steps to stand ringside as Stephen would continue to pace around the ring while his entrance theme begins to fade out, the rage boiling up inside of him as he awaits for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And her partners… First… The Showtime Champion… Stephen Sebastian!
The PA System hits with the opening of OTW as the fans all pick up in the stands and begin to cheer. As the lighting darkens and styles and the smoke goes off, Ace Pena emerges onto the stage and looks out at all of the cheering and screaming fans! He holds his arms out before taking his sunglasses off and with a smile, makes his way down the ramp. He high fives some of the fans cheering for him in the crowd before sprinting down the remainder of the ramp and sliding into the ring. He looks out at the fans, getting up onto the turnbuckle, raising his arms and celebrating his arrival as he gets off of the ropes and makes his way into the middle of the ring, stretching and loosening up.
Illa Isabella: And Finally… Their partner tonight… Ace Pena!
Headlines hits the PA System as the lights go a dim blue. The entrance stage is covered in strobe lights, lasers and smoke. As the ominous smoke billows before the vocals of the song we see the big shadow of Michael Rissi appear at the entrance as the fans get on their feet! The Song kicks in and Rissi appears on stage as the fans go BERSERK! The lights kick up and sparks and pyro flies as Rissi in blue and gold wrestling bottoms and a leather jacket appears on the ramp! He sprints down and slaps the screaming fans hands as he slides in the ring! He rips his jacket off and tosses it far into the crowd as women start to fight over it! The fans are going nuts as Rissi gets to a turnbuckle and raises his arms, waiting for the bell to ring!
Illa Isabella: And next their opponents tonight… First up… Making his way to the ring… He is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Michael Rissi!
I "I Will Not Bow" hits the PA System as multi coloured lights hits the arena and everyone in the crowd starts going nuts and crazy with cheers! Brianna Rissi appears on the stage and waves out to the screaming fans, performing some theatrics before she runs down the ramp and high fives the fans on her way down. She jumps up on the apron and flips her way into the ring where she makes her way to the ropes. Brianna celebrates against the ropes with the fans and makes her way to the ring, raising her arms and waiting for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And next up… She is the Divine Champion… Brianna Rissi!
The lights in the arena switch off, drawing a small pop from the crowd. Suddenly, the opening to "Things I Want" by Tenacious D and Sum 41 begins to blare throughout the arena.
The crowd roars with approval as "Wilmer Patack-Claus" flashes up on the titan tron! Yellow and orange lights begin to flash throughout the arena as the voice of Jack Black can be heard roaring "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" That's when Wilmer Patacky explodes through the curtain and onto the stage decked out in a Santa Clause outfit that is orange with yellow trim instead of the original red with white trim. Slung over his right shoulder is a large, orange silk bag with yellow rope that Wilmer "Patack-Clause" is carrying the bag by. Followed behind him comes Van Jam and Cowbell dressed as elves in matching orange and yellow colors! Wilmer flashes a big groofy grin as he looks out at the approving crowd. He nods his head to the beat of the song as he stomps down the ramp with Van Jam and Cowbell behind him. Wilmer keeps stopping and pulling out gifts from the large, silk bag. Kids go crazy whenever Wilmer pulls out official EHWF action figures of himself, Michael Rissi, Joanna Rissi, Brianna Rissi and Eric Smith! For older fans, they are ecstatic to get free official EHWF gear while Van Jam and Cowbell pass out candy canes. Cowbell is sad whenever everyone declines the tacos he pulls out from the front of his pants, but shrugs it off and just inhales them down himself. Once they are at the bottom of the ramp, Wilmer digs around in his big sack(fourth wall breaking wink at the camera from Wilmer!) and pulls out the EHWF World Championship before handing off the sack to Van Jam. Van Jam and Cowbell continue to go around the ring handing out the rest of the gifts while Wilmer climbs into the ring. Wilmer spins around a few times before he thrusts his right hand up into the air, the EHWF World Championship in his grasp. He flashes another goofy grin at the camera as the crowd showers him with cheers! Van Jam and Cowbell make their way back up the ramp and to the backstage as "Things I Want" begins to fade out. Wilmer had began doing pelvic thrusts, acting like the EHWF Championship was his penis but begins to slow it down as the music stops. He hands the title to the referee and pulls the Santa suit off to reveal his wrestling gear underneath. His yellow wrestling trunks have an orange mistletoe design on the crotch, and "Patack-CLause" across the ass. His kneepads have candy cane designs on them. Wilmer can't wipe the smile from his face as he goes to his corner with Michael and Brianna Rissi, getting in a last few strategy talks and stretches before the match starts.
Illa Isabella: And finally… Their partner… He is the EHWF World Champion… “Wacky” Wilmer Patacky!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and there is no surprise that Michael and Stephen make a b-line for each other and start brawling! They trade lefts and rights and start hitting each other with big blows as the others watch! The fans GO NUTS for the action as Stephen knees Michael in the midsection and then tosses him out of the ring! Stephen follows him but Ace runs up inside the ring and takes both Brianna and Wilmer out with a jumping leg lariat! The fans are already on their feet for this one! Everyone rolls out of the ring! Michael and Stephen are still grappling! Ace and Wilmer start trading blows on the outside and Taylor Kill takes advantage and gets Brianna Rissi in a headlock on the outside!
Steve White: Here we go! Everyone brawling so far and taking this one out of the ring! There are presents, Christmas Trees and about 30 weapons all over this place! This is gonna be freaking brutal!
Chuck Thompson: The CPO will NOT give up on trying to destroy Wilmer Patacky!
The fans are all going wild! Michael Rissi picks up one of the Christmas Trees on the outside and throws it at Stephen, knocking him down! Michael then jumps on Stephen and starts hammering him with shots! Ace Pena grabs a glass Christmas ball and smashes it over the back of Wilmer’s head! Ace rams Wilmer into the apron, back first and Wilmer falls down to the floor! Ace comes over and there’s a wrapped present shaped like a steel chair! Ace unwraps it and takes the steel chair out! He turns to hit Wilmer but Wilmer jumps up and drop-kicks the steel chair into his face! The fans go wild! Wilmer grabs a candy cane kendo stick from the floor and waits for Ace to get up before cracking him in the back with it! Ace yells out in pain but Wilmer snaps it over his back and Ace falls to the floor! The crowd gets louder!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! That Candy Cane kendo stick just smashed over the back of Ace ! Wilmer with those brutal shots!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer got a glass Christmas ball to the damn head! These guys just want to mutilate each other tonight!
Stephen grabs Michael and lifts him up, hitting a big body drop on the outside! Brianna is in a headlock but she hoists Taylor up and plants her on the outside on her neck with an angle slam! The fans pick up! Brianna unwraps a steel chair of her own and it’s all nice and decorated! She slides it in the ring and then slides Taylor in! Brianna goes to follow up but Ace vaults over the top rope and takes her out with a flying forearm! Wilmer comes off of the top turnbuckle and takes out Ace with a missile drop-kick! On the outside! Stephen hammers away at Michael but Michael runs Stephen into the barricade! Michael grabs the barbwire Christmas lights and wraps them around Stephen’s neck and chokes him with them! Both of them are bleeding profusely now and the fans love it! Wilmer grabs Ace and tosses him out of the ring! Wilmer leaps off of the apron onto the Christmas Tree outside and then flips off for a moonsault but Ace avoided it! Wilmer lands on his feet! Ace leaps onto the Christmas Tree then springs off for a flying roundhouse but Wilmer ducks it and Ace catches himself on the apron! Ace springs off and hits Wilmer with an apron-board cutter!
Steve White: Wow! Look at these guys! The damn aerial ability and athletics from Ace and Wilmer! That’s amazing! In the air and off of the Christmas trees
Chuck Thompson: Ace managing to take Wilmer out there! Michael and Stephen busy beating the shit out of each other! Brianna taking it to Taylor right now! Ace has to play this one smart because he could get a big win here tonight!
Michael and Stephen fight as the barbwire lights break and Stephen is free! They trade blows! Brianna slides out of the ring and there is a table with a Christmas feast set up! She grabs a jug of eggnog and splashes it in Stephen’s face! She then smashes the eggnog jug over his head! Stephen yells in pain but he’s pissed! He lunges at Brianna but Michael shoulder blocks him into the ring and the whole damn ring moves! Ace rolls Wilmer into the ring! Ace grabs the string of barbwire Christmas lights! They’re pretty and they’re flashing but he WHIPS Wilmer in the back with them! He whips him again and again and again and Wilmer screams in pain as the flesh is torn from his body and he starts to bleed badly! Wilmer desperately starts fighting with Ace for the lights but Taylor comes in and low blows him! The fans boo! Brianna with great strength gets one of the Christmas Trees on her back and climbs to the top rope! Ace and Taylor notice her but she moonsaults off of the top rope with the Christmas Tree and crushes them! The fans GO NUTS! Wilmer rolls out of the wreckage but his nuts are impacted and he can’t get up!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Brianna holding that Christmas Tree just moonsaulted off the top rope and crushed everyone with it! I’ve NEVER seen that before!
Chuck Thompson: How are these guys even standing right now?!
Ace Pena is able to slither out of the Christmas Tree and springboard moonsault onto Wilmer! He covers Wilmer but Michael Rissi slides in and dives on them, breaking it up! Michael sees a bleeding Stephen get up to the apron and knows that he has to handle Stephen so Wilmer or Brianna can win this one! Michael runs up and spears Stephen through the middle ropes and both men go CRASHING through the Christmas Feast table! They’re both hurt on the outside and the fans are going NUTS as they erupt with cheers. Wilmer looks surprised! He quickly gets up in the corner but Ace runs up for Phantasm! He misses as Wilmer dives out of the way! Ace turns back into the action but Wilmer smashes a glass Christmas ball over his head and he falls into the ropes! Wilmer bounces off of the ropes then clotheslines Ace over the top rope and both men go crashing onto a bunch of present boxes on the outside! The fans are at their loudest!
Steve White: Michael Rissi SPEARING Stephen Sebastian off of the damn apron through the Christmas Feast table on the outside! Wilmer and Ace going through all those presents! These fans are going nuts and I don’t know if we can even continue!
Chuck Thompson: If Taylor really wants to divorce Korey Kill, fuck one of The CPO guys and join The CPO then she could impress Brandon Bash who is watching from home tonight!
Brianna gets up but gets booted in the midsection by Taylor who goes for a sitout facebuster but Brianna sends Taylor into the mat face first instead! Brianna looks around at all of the men who are downed outside of the ring! She turns into a slap from Taylor! Taylor gets popped up on Brianna’s shoulders and Brianna goes for a powerbomb but Taylor counters with a hurricanrana which Brianna flips out of and lands on her feet! Taylor can’t believe it! She runs up but Brianna superkicks her straight in the chin! Taylor falls into the ropes and then goes to fall forward but Brianna boots her and pulls her in, planting her face first onto the Christmas steel chair she slid in the ring earlier with Red Alert! The fans go wild as Brianna covers her!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners tonight… The Divine Champion… Brianna Rissi! One half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Michael Rissi and The EHWF World Champion… “Wacky” Wilmer Patacky!
The crowd is going nuts as Brianna Rissi's arm is raised in victory inside of the ring and her music begins to play. The crowd pops even more when they see Conner Creed hop over the barricade over by Ace Pena and Wilmer Patacky!
Steve White: Brianna Rissi picks up the win for her team! But, wait a minute...it's Conner Creed! Conner Creed is out here and he once again has Wilmer in his sights, Chuck!
Ace has climbed up to his knees, but his back is turned to Creed. Wilmer is pulling himself up to his feet with help from the ring apron as he notices Creed. Creed flips a double bird, one to Wilmer and the other to the back of Ace's head. Creed then charges forward and leaps at Ace, his right knee connected hard to the back of Ace's head!
Chuck Thompson: I heard he calls that the Lights Out! Lights Out to Ace Pena! Creed once again showing the only alignment he has is with himself!
Ace is down and out! Wilmer pulls himself up and charges at Creed, but Creed jumps up from a kneeling position and nearly takes Wilmer's head off with the Clothesline From Hell for the second week in a row!
Steve White: Creed once again taking Wilmer out with another Clothesline From Hell just as he did at Meltdown!
Chuck Thompson: Conner called both of his shots, and he once again followed through here tonight, Steve!
Conner jumps back over the barricade and escapes through the crowd as Brianna jumps out of the ring to come to Wilmer's aid and Michael makes his was around to that side of the ring as well. Creed looks out at the Rissi's and the unconscious Wilmer as he throws his fists into the air, the crowd erupting with a mixture of cheers and boos at what he had just done.
Chuck Thompson: What does this mean for the weeks to come!?
Steve White: I don't know, Chuck, but we still have our main event coming up tonight! So let's wait and see how that plays out before we start thinking about next week!
The Rissi’s check on the brutally destroyed Wilmer as we fade out from the scene to a promo for Annihilation!
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a Christmas Tree Match where the winner will become the Number One Contender for the EHWF World Championship! To win this match you must climb the Giant Christmas Tree in the centre of the ring and retrieve the Star on the very top!
Mad Monster by Detroit Metal City plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First Tonight… The Masked German Monster… Lord Raab!
The camera looks at the ring and begins to move around it slowly. The fans in the audience wait patiently until the lights go out. You finally hear the words spoken throughout the arena with a deep voice. The Maga-tron was red, along with the mini-Tron, the stage, and the ramp. There's a logo there on all of them, and they begin to spin.
♪ I am a soldier
I stand ready to deploy, engage and destroy my enemies
I am The God of War ♪
The song "God of War" by Dirty Wormz ft Tech N9ne and Krizz Kaliko begins to play over the P.A System. That's when Fireblast from the sides and Chris Matthews comes out from the back. On the mini-tron, you see on the right side that says, "Embrace my vision" the middle part has Chris Matthews's face, and on the left side, it has CM. On the Mega Tron, it says CHRIS MATTHEWS with his logo behind it. He's wearing black wrestling tights with a white and rest start on his right leg, black knee pad on his left knee, red knee pad on his right side with his name and logo written in black. He has three red lines on his left side of his tights. He's wearing black wrestling boots with his logo and name on the sides. He has a red jacket with black fur hitting his neck.
♪ I am the God of War! Yeah, in my mind I'm a killer on the front line
Hardline, primed for wartime
In my bloodline, death by design
On the frontline still spitting hot iron
And my battle cry keeps me energized
This is suicide mentally I'm victimized ♪
He's wearing a black glove on his right hand and he brings that arm up as the fans go crazy. He lowers his hand as the lights start to flash faster and faster by the second. He begins to walk off the stage and moving down the ramp. He stops in the middle of the ramp and looks around at the fans.
♪ Too many times, too many lies
Who will survive, who'll be denied
And there ain't no sympathy for what they did to me
Squeeze and my clips run empty
Raw infamy, build intensity
Still kill 'em all to my murderous symphony ♪
He starts to move again and walks towards the steel steps. He walks alongside the ring and turns around as his backrest against the ropes. He looks at the crowd for a few more seconds before entering the ring. He takes off his leather jacket and tosses it outside. You can see black wrist tape on his left wrist. He grabs the ropes to make sure they are secured enough. He looks at the ramp and waits for his opponent.
Illa Isabella: And next his opponent… The Legend of Thunder… Chris Matthews!
The lights fade out, as a maniacal laugh from Alexandria can be heard right before "No World for Tomorrow" by Coheed & Cambria begins to blare throughout the arena. The lights come back in with a teal hue, as the crowd erupts with boos. Alexandria Kendrick steps out onto the stage, staring down at the ring, refusing to break her focus. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. She wore black compression shorts that ended just below her knees with a teal grim reaper design on the left leg while "Kendrick" in teal font went down her right leg. On her upper torso she wore a similar compression style women's tanktop that clung tightly to her body, to the delight of many in the crowd. She makes her way down the ramp, shaking her wrists and limbering up as she does so. She rolls into the ring underneath the bottom rope, quickly pushing herself up to her feet like a jump, showing off some of her strength. Alex would stand in the middle of the ring, pulling a pair of gloves out from her cleavage and pulling them on, one at a time. They seemed to also have a teal wolf design on each glove. She makes sure her fingers are in tight before pulling the velcro over, tightening the gloves around her wrist before popping her knuckles. She would then suddenly jump forward, placing her right foot on the bottom rope and catching her left foot onto the middle rope while grabbing a hold of the top rope with her left hand. Alex then raises her right fist into the air. "No World for Tomorrow" would slowly begin to fade out. Alex would hop off of the ropes and back into the corner, waiting for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And next up tonight… Alexandria Kendrick!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
Illa Isabella: And Finally… She is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Joanna Rissi!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and everyone is weary but Chris Matthews instantly jumps up to the Christmas Tree and tries to climb it! Lord Raab pulls him down and the start trading blows! This Christmas Tree is huge - 5 times the size of the other ones in the previous Christmas Chaos match so there’s not a lot of room to move around the ring! Joanna gets Alexandria in a wristlock but Alexandria twists out of it into a hammerlock! Joanna spins out and counters with an arm drag but Alexandria cartwheels out of it to the tree! She grabs a glass Christmas ball and smashes it into the side of Joanna’s head then sends Joanna through the middle ropes to the outside! Lord Raab hits Chris with a big right hand then another then a big uppercut! Chris hits the ropes and bounces back into a big boot to the head from his old rival! Alexandria sneaks around the other end and starts to climb the Christmas Tree!
Steve White: Lord Raab and Chris Matthews! No love lost there! Alexandria and Joanna brawling but Alexandria is able to break free of everyone and climb the tree!
Chuck Thompson: Brandon Bash isn’t here tonight but he’d love nothing more than for Alexandria to get that star and beat her ex husband for the World Championship, Steve!
Lord Raab shakes the Christmas Tree and Alexandria loses her balance! She falls from about a quarter way up! Alexandria gets up, holding her back! Lord Raab grabs her around the neck but Chris Matthews comes from behind and cracks a candy cane kendo stick across Raab’s back! Matthews swats Raab in the head with it then snaps it over his back! Raab yells in pain! Matthews jumps up and drop-kicks Raab into the corner! Matthews is up but Alexandria puts a Christmas Stocking over his head from behind! Matthews struggles as Alexandria starts to snap big kicks into him! He gets the stocking off but Alexandria hits him with a spinning backfist and he rolls out of the ring, holding his face in pain! Alexandria climbs the tree and the fans go wild!
Steve White: This is BRUTAL! Lord Raab is just ruthless! Weapons flying all over the place and Alexandria using that stocking to get the spinning backfist through!
Chuck Thompson: They’re beating the crap out of each other tonight!
Alexandria gets close to the top when Joanna slides in and starts to climb from the other side! Alexandria gets to the top and grabs the star but Joanna follows and punches Alexandria in the head! They start to trade blows at the top of the Christmas Tree and the fans are going wild! Alexandria teeters and Joanna gets her leg up and kicks her in the side but Alexandria holds onto the star! They fight over the star and the fans GO WILD! Alexandria grabs a glass Christmas ball and smashes it over Joanna’s head! Joanna grabs Alexandria’s arm and both of them plummet off of the top to the mat! Alexandria and Joanna yell in pain! Alexandria bleeds from her back and Joanna bleeds from the side of her head! They both grab the bottom of the tree and force themselves up but Lord Raab grabs Joanna around the neck then grabs Alexandria around then neck and takes them both out with a double Chokinator! The fans go nuts as Alexandria and Joanna are down!
Steve White: SHIT! Joanna and Alexandria - these two rivals beating the crap out of each other and coming off of the tree only to be double Chockinatored by Lord Raab!
Chuck Thompson: Lord Raab is gonna win this one! How can anyone get up after that impact?!
Lord Raab climbs the tree! He gets a quarter way just under half way but Chris Matthews climbs up and grabs his legs! Chris pulls him down and Lord Raab drops and lands on his feet with Chris! Both men start trading right hands! Lord Raab hits Matthews with a massive uppercut! Matthews falls into the ropes and desperately bounces off and leaps a lariat into Lord Raab, taking him down! Both men get up and Matthews grabs a barbwire tinsel wrapped candy cane! They fight over it as Matthews uses it to cut Lord Raab up but Lord Raab smacks it over Matthews back! Matthews rolls out and Lord Raab slides out with the tinsel barbwire! Matthews boots Lord Raab in the balls on the outside then grabs the barbwire tinsel candy cane and smacks Raab in the top of the head with it! Raab bleeds a lot but Matthews tosses the candy cane aside and slides in! Matthews climbs the Christmas Tree and the fans go wild!
Steve White: The hatred between Matthews and Raab! It’s brutal out there! That tinsel has barbwire in it dammit! Santa you’re a complete psycho! What is this?!
Chuck Thompson: This is amazing is what it is! These 4 top stars have literally taken pieces out of each other tonight all for a shot at Wilmer!
Matthews almost gets to the top but Alexandria shakes one side of the tree while Joanna shakes the other side! He loses his balance and is forced to take a couple of steps down! The fans are going wild but Matthews tries to climb it still! Lord Raab picks up one of the smaller Christmas trees on the outside and tosses it in the ring then picks it up and throws it up at Matthews! Matthews falls of of the tree and plummets down to the mat! The fans are going NUTS! Alexandria runs up and hits Lord Raab with End Game and he goes down! Joanna is already climbing the tree! The fans are so loud right now! Alexandria climbs as well and meets Joanna in the middle of the tree as the hold on and start to trade blows! Alexandria steps on one of the branches and boots Joanna in the midsection then pulls her in and hits Joanna with Perfect Shot off of the Christmas Tree down to the mat! The fans LOSE IT! The crowd erupts and Joanna and Alexandria impact the mat hard!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Perfect Shot off of the Christmas Tree! WHAT?! Joanna is bleeding and she’s NOT getting up after that!
Chuck Thompson: The impact was sickening! How did Alexandria even pull that off! She’s determined tonight, Steve, you heard her before!
Alexandria gets tossed out to the apron from Chris Matthews. Matthews grabs the wooden mistletoe wreath and lines up Raab and smacks it over Lord Raab’s head! Matthews then starts to climb the damn tree! The fans are loud but Alexandria has the candy cane kendo stick and smacks Matthews in the back as he falls off of the tree! Alexandria gets booted in the midsection! Matthews grabs Alexandria but she grabs the tinsel from the ropes and elbows him in the face then ties his hands up with the tinsel! She spins around and ties it around his neck next then re-ties it around his hands again! Alexandria with speed then boots Chris Matthews in the back into the corner! Alexandria turns around and Raab grabs her and raises her up by her neck! Raab then double handed chokeslams Alexandria out of the ring through one of the large presents on the outside! All we hear is a shatter! We see that Alexandria was put through a present box of glass ornaments! The fans go wild and a bleeding Alexandria screams!
Steve White: MY GAAWD! Stop this! You gotta stop this! Lord Raab just fucking chokeslams Alexandria through a present full of glass ornaments! This is too much!
Chuck Thompson: The Bae of The Year needs medical attention after that! I better go check on her and make sure she’s OK!!
Lord Raab is the last one standing and climbs the tree but we see one of the giant present boxes moving on the outside. The stage prop opens up and the fans go wild and start booing as Brandon Bash who wasn’t supposed to be here tonight, comes out of the present! Brandon Bash slides in the ring and grabs Lord Raab’s leg! Brandon pulls Raab off of the tree right into a Texas Chin Massacre as the fans GO NUTS!
Steve White: WHAT!? Brandon Bash! Brandon Bash! I thought he wasn’t here tonight? What the fuck is going on?! He was hiding in that present the whole time?
Chuck Thompson: He just Texas Chinmassacred Raab from the tree! He’s gonna make sure The CPO win this one!
The fans are booing Bash! Bash slides out of the ring and grabs Alexandria and rolls her back in! Bash slides in and tells her to climb the tree! She takes a moment and grabs the bottom branch but the fans LOSE IT as Eric Smith appears on the stage! Bash’s nemesis sprints down the ramp! Bash’s eyes go wide and he legs it around the tree as Eric slides in and knocks Alexandria off of the tree to the mat with his shoulder then he chases Bash around the tree!
Steve White: OH SHIT! Here we go! Eric The Rage Smith is here and he’s evening this one out and fighting Bash off! Alexandria couldn’t get there!
Chuck Thompson: Now Eric is chasing Bash around the tree as this match descends into chaos!!
Bash stops and grabs a Christmas ball! He swings it but Eric ducks it and then bounces off of the ropes for Breathless but Bash rolls out of the ring at the last second! Eric looks PISSED! Bash backs up the ramp! Eric levels Matthews with a clothesline then grabs Joanna by her arm and shoves her into the Christmas Tree and tells her to climb it before Alexandria does! Joanna nods and Eric wants Bash! Eric slides out of the ring and gives chase as Bash runs off! Eric and Bash are gone! They disappear and Joanna climbs the tree! The fans get loud but they get louder as Alexandria climbs the other side! Joanna grabs the star but Alexandria gets to the top and stops her! They start trading rights and lefts on the top of the Christmas Tree! Matthews gets up but he’s all still tied up from Alexandria!
Steve White: Alexandria tied up Matthews with that tinsel before and he can’t get up! Eric chases Bash off and now Joanna and Alexandria are at the top of the tree both clutching at the star and trading blows!
Chuck Thompson: Oh shit! I can’t watch! I can’t watch!!
Joanna swings a kick on the top of the Christmas Tree! Alexandria responds with one of her own! Joanna with another! Alexandria pushes herself off of the Christmas Tree into the air and spins around! With great athleticism she hits Joanna with her spinning backfist while in the air and falls back onto the Christmas Tree! Joanna plummets off of the tree and falls onto Lord Raab and Chris Matthews below! The fans GO WILD! The crowd erupts! Alexandria wrestles with the star on the top and finally takes it off as she holds it up and yells!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… Alexandria Kendrick!
Steve White: Alexandria did it! Alexandria did it! She’s gonna meet her ex-husband for the EHWF World Championship dammit!!
Chuck Thompson: Eric chased Bash off so you can’t even blame Bash for this one Steve… WHAT A MATCH! What a night! Alexandria is now the number one contender for the EHWF World Championship!
Alexandria’s music hits and she holds the star up! The fans are still going wild! Joanna lies on the mat, disappointed, hurt and defeated! Matthews and Raab sit at either ends of the ring, not happy…
Steve White: Well ladies and gents that’s all we have time for here tonight on a special episode of Christmas Chaos Mayhem! It’s been an amazing night and I can’t wait to see what happens from the fallout of all of this next week! Until then… Merry Christmas… Happy New Year… Good night and be safe!!
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen! We welcome you to Saturday Night Mayhem LIVE from the Divine Compound here off the coast of Puerto Rico! Tonight - we have a massive night planned at the new home of EHWF! Meltdown was one of the biggest events we’ve ever seen in EHWF as not only did we see Wilmer Patacky gallantly defend the EHWF World Championships within the Meltdown Chamber but we also saw the very first ever EHWF Global Champion in Ana Somnia crowned after she won her second Meltdown Chamber match in a row! Now tonight, shit is going to get real as all of this escalates even more in an action packed Christmas Chaos episode of Mayhem! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Chuck Thompson: Merry Christmas is right and I couldn’t believe it when we saw Conner Creed return and take out Wilmer Patacky in the Meltdown Chamber! Everyone is going to be waiting to hear what Creed has to say here tonight but Wilmer has other worries as the main event is gonna be a Christmas Tree match and at the top of the tree is the number one contendership to his damn EHWF World Championship! Lord Raab, Chris Matthews, Alexandria Kendrick and Joanna Rissi all go head to head in this match to become Wilmer’s next opponent! Meanwhile, Wilmer Patacky teams with Brianna Rissi and Michael Rissi to take on The CPO team of Stephen Sebastian, Ace Pena and their partner tonight, Taylor Kill in a 6 person tag Christmas Chaos match!
Steve White: That’ll be huge BUT that’s not the only Christmas Chaos match we’re gonna see tonight as a match that everyone has wanted to see for a while, Eric Smith vs. Konrad Raab will kick off the night in Christmas Chaos and Santa has PROMISED the most brutal Christmas weapons! After that the feuds between Kelson Hewitt and Korey Kill and Future Shock and Joyride respectively heat up as a 6 person tag team Is gonna go down and personally, I can’t wait to see this one!
Chuck Thompson: And the NEW Global Champion, Ana Somnia who eliminated Legion last in the Meltdown Chamber last week made a very mysterious enemy. Legion tried every trick in her spooky ass book to take Ana out but she couldn’t get the job done and now she’s PISSED so tonight, Legion is gonna oversee The Wolves take on Ana Somnia in a handicap match as Legion and The Hive target Ana and make a claim to the EHWF Global Championship. Will Legion recognise her destiny and become Global Champion before Ana even gets a start at it and will The Hive take over EHWF?!
Steve White: And after Remi Skyfire’s very impressive debut at Monday Night Mass Murder saw her win a Christmas Battle Royal - she’s now got a Jr Heavyweight Championship match TONIGHT! That’s right! Remi and Misty had some intensity on Monday Nights show and Remi threw Misty out of that match last! Misty Vega vs. Remi Skyfire was changed during the week to a Jr Heavyweight Championship match as this rivalry kicks off!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for tonight, Steve! Lets start the show!
At ringside, “Burning Heart” by Survivor hits the speakers, and the crowd are on their feet for Kelson Hewitt! Kelson walks out from the curtain, and he looks absolutely terrible. Sure, he got a new haircut, looking dramatically different compared to when he began in this company, but there's some serious damage on The Man Of Steel. His eyebrow is bandaged up after being bloodied in the Meltdown Chamber, and his back which is hidden is showing the signs of being hit with that kendo stick. Despite that, he still wears a smile, and walks down to the ring and enters the squared circle with a microphone in hand. As the crowd dies down, he lets his voice do the work.
Kelson Hewitt: Citizens of The EHWF…
His new catchphrase surely has their attention, playing into his self-proclaimed title of “hero”.
Kelson Hewitt: How the hell are we tonight, eh? EHWF is wrapping things up for the year of 2021, and you all have enough of a reason to be excited. That makes me happy, real happy. You all deserve to be happy right now.
He nods, twisting the microphone in his hand.
Kelson Hewitt: See, right now, we have two of this company’s best as the top champions, Wilmer Patacky, and Ana Somnia. I’ll admit it, Ana beat me and everyone else in that chamber fair and square, so my hat’s off to her. She earned it, and while I wish I was the one in her shoes, I’ll be sleeping easy knowing that the first Global Champion is a damn good one.
The crowd agreed, Kelson’s vision of a hero holding that title was one he wanted to make a reality, but in hindsight, it was Ana’s doing. As Kelson thinks about the match, the big elephant in the room comes creeping in. He pauses, putting his head down a bit, looking at the mat.
Kelson Hewitt: Now… now comes the reason I came out here. You see, I sleep easy with the fact that right now, we have people defending the values of this sport… while it’s not to the extent I believe it should be, it gets the job done, for now. But as I sleep… since I’ve been here, I’ve had a serious rash on my ass that makes me toss and turn, and it goes by the name of Korey Kill.
It was Korey who cost Kelson his chance at going into 2022 as a champion, and it was Korey who suddenly caused his undefeated streak to end.
Kelson Hewitt: Do you like that, Korey? Do you like it everytime I acknowledge you, Korey? Because as soon as I signed the contract, you talked about me on social media. I played along, thinking it was funny, but this? This has gone far past from being a joke. This has become a problem that I’m looking to fix.
Kelson turns his head to the entrance way, and points at it.
Kelson Hewitt: I refuse to play your game and stoop to your level of sneak attacks, so I’m calling you out right here, right now. I’m giving you a platform to explain why the hell you think you can try and derail my career here before it even begins. You can either come out here now and spill the beans, or Joyride and I will beat them outta you.
Korey Kill's theme song "Oblivion" by Mastodon hits but he is met with a bad reaction from the crowd when he walks out. Korey has an arrogant look on his face but he looks in a bad way. His hair is a mess and his shirt is buttoned wrong and he looks bloodshot in the eyes. He gets in the ring and and points at Kelson and insults him before he gets a mic.
Korey Kill: You want to call me out here and now because you think I owe you an explanation? Let me tell your something then asshole. My life could have gone a whole different way back in the day. I was North American champion and I was apart of one of the biggest factions in wrestling history. Then in 2013 everything came to a stop and my career was ruined. I lost everything. I didn't want to live in someone elses shadow and I lost it all.
Korey gets in Kelson's face but Kelson isn't backing down.
Korey Kill: And when I was gone from EHWF and the world stage the only things i thought about were revenge taking out Michael Rissi and then winning the EHWF Championship finally but instead things get worse.
Korey takes out a flask from his pocket and drinks from it with he fans still booing him.
Korey Kill: I fail to beat Michael Rissi. I fail to beat Eric Smith and I start losing. I can't win a shot at the title and I lose my chance to get into the Meltdown chamber because of you and then my wife wants a divorce. So with me going through all that do you really think I'm going to take a lecture from some little newbie asshole like you? Do you think I am going to listen to someone who has done nothing in this business like you? You are nothing Kelson and you shouldn't forget that because it is true. If I can't have all that other stuff then I am at least make sure that I beat you to within an inch of your life and I am going to make sure you and your fake values crap are never heard from again because even though I may have lost everything someone like you still doesnt deserve to share a ring with someone like me.
Both men go close face to face after that one and the crowd wants them to fight now before their match but Korey Kill puts the microphone up to his mouth and in between them again.
Korey Kill: You are not the man of steel. You are not a hero here Kelson. You are not Wilmer Patacky or Michael Rissi. You are a no body who thinks he is somebody in this world that you dont belong in but all that is going to happen is I am going to beat you up worse then I did at Meltdown and I am going to paint this canvas the color red with your blood. The reason you dont have the Global title around your waist right now and the reason why possibly the biggest opportunity of your career was wasted is because of me. I did that to you and the man of steel could do nothing to stop it because he is not a man of steel he is a man of shit and when we fight everyone is going to know that. I dont care if its tonight or if we go one on one some time but the time will come when I break you in half and send you back to where ever you came from you punk.
Korey gets heat from fans when he stops talking and they stare each other down.
Korey Kill: You and your honor and value can get ready to fuck off from my ring soon. You better hope you can hide behind your partners tonight because if i get you in that ring you might not make it to a one on one with me. I dont have to derail your career you alredy did that the second you stepped out of line with me.
Korey tosses the microphone away and gets to go in Kelson's face and Kelson wont back down so the fans cheer him when they come in close but a ref tries to keep them apart for a moment with Kelson ready to respond on the mic.
Kelson Hewitt: That's your big reason? Because I "stepped out of line"? You're a new level of desperate, you know that? If I'm a nobody, then I can't imagine what you are, considering time and time again I've out-performed you. Your problem with me is effecting my business, and I'm more then happy to settle this one-on-one. Now I appreciate the fact you decided to man up and face me, but just because you can't handle a relationship out of the ring doesn't mean you get t-
There was a line crossed, a line that Kelson had no intention of crossing. It was in that instant that Korey reeled his fist back and swung it with the force of a man full of anguish and hatred, connecting with the eye of Kelson Hewitt! Another referee steps out, and Kelson stands up. Korey is enraged, and while Kelson checks his bandage, a MASSIVE big-boot to the side of the head puts him down! The fans boo in heinous, most of them not even catching the fact that Kelson referenced Korey's marriage. A third referee comes out, and two of them try to hold Korey back, but they're quickly shoves them backwards! He rolls out of the ring, and Kelson is on his knees with his forehead on the ground, holding his now-bloodied eye-brow in pain. Korey stares at him as he walks backwards up the ramp, knowing that he now has Kelson's full attention now, before Mayhem goes elsewhere…
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This opening contest is a Christmas Chaos match set for one single fall!
Instead of Raab’s normal entrance, The Chipmunks Christmas song starts blasting through the PA system as Raab walks out and looks confused.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First Tonight… From Cologne Germany… He is The Iceman… Konrad Raab!
Steve White: Tis the season Raab!
He shakes his head and walks down the ramp. He stops to talk to an official and the official also looks confused about the music. Before he gets into the ring he high fives a few fans, Climbs up and steps between the ropes and into the ring. He throws a few boxing punches and waits for his opponent in the ring.
Illa Isabella: From San Bernardino, California, he is Eric "The Rage" Smith!
Mariah Carey's all I want for Christmas is you booms across the whole arena and Eric walks out visibility angry by this. Suddenly on the screen above the entrance another video is shown and Wilmer Patacky can be seen half naked with a Santa hat on behind the sound board. Eric Looks up at the screen and starts to yell. Wilmer looks at the camera and laughs. He presses a button and the song changes to your a mean one, Mr. Grinch. The crowd erupts in cheers. Eric shakes his head as he makes his way to the ring and slides in.
Chuck Thompson: Looks like Wilmer is in the holiday spirit!
DING DING DING
Match #1: Eric Smith vs. Konrad Raab
The ref calls for the bell and immediately Raab and Smith lock up in the middle of the ring. Eric backs Raab up into a corner only for the referee to break them up. Eric backs up and Raab runs at him and drops him with a clothesline. Konrab bounces against the ropes and Eric catches him with an arm drag. Eric bounces against the ropes and Raab also catches him with another armdrag and holds it into an armlock. Eric stands back up with Konrab and attempts to fight the submission off. Smith Spins the move into an arm lock and shoves Raab away.
Steve White: Beautiful chain wrestling here Chuck!
When Raab turns around, he's met with a running knee to the chest. Raab is down and Eric immediately goes to the outside near a Christmas tree. Eric pulls up a wrapped gift from under the tree and immediately opens it and pulls out a bag of marbles. He stares at it in disbelief and shrugs and slides back into the ring. Raab is up now facing Smith. Eric swings the bag at Raab's head and connects. Raab falls to the ground as the bag explodes and marbles fall all around the ring. As Eric walks over to pick up Raab, he slips on marbles and falls to his back.
Chuck Thompson: Caught by his own weapon!
Raab is seen pulling himself up by the ropes and Eric stands back up visibility angry and starts to kick the marbles out of the ring. As he's doing this, Raab comes up behind Eric and lifts him into a german suplex, slamming Eric onto his back. Raab keeps the hold and stands up again and delivers another german suplex to Smith.
Steve White: Two Germans from the German!
Raab makes his way to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top rope. He stalls for a second and leaps off the top and lands a big elbow drop onto Smith. As this is going on, several people are seen surrounding the ring dressed as elves and are holding Christmas gifts. Raab stares at one elf as he throws a large gift at him. Raab catches the package and just stares at it as the crowd chants.
Crowd: Open it! Open it! Open it!
Raab tears the package open and it's revealed to be a steel chair! Raab looks unhappy with the gift.
Steve White: Not many know that Raab is not a big fan of weapons use in life.
Konrad starts to shout at the elves on the outside and fails to see Eric behind him. Before Eric can do anything Raab throws the chair over his head without looking and catches Eric Smith in his head with the chair. Smith falls to his knees and shouts in pain. Raab turns around and sees this and sighs. He walks over to Eric and places him into a piledriver position for the Piles of Ice.
Chuck Thompson: Raab wants this over now!
As Raab pulls Eric to attempt the move, Eric lifts him into a back body drop and lays Raab out over the rope on the floor outside of the ring. Eric slides to the outside and is met by one elf holding a package. Eric takes the package and rips it apart and finds it to contain Christmas tree bulbs. Eric immediately begins to chuck the glass bulbs at Raab. Raab rolls away in pain and stands up and moves away from Eric. Eric nails Raab in the head with two bulbs and causes him to stumble near a Christmas Tree. Eric runs at Raab who grabs the tree and hits Smith in the face with it. Eric falls to the ground and spits pine needles out of his mouth.
Steve White: I wonder how that tastes?
Elves surround Raab at this time and shove multiple gifts into his hand and he refuses to open them. Eric stands back up, picks the smallest elf he can find and throws him at Raab. Raab drops all his gifts and catches the elf. Eric never hesitates and runs towards Raab, spearing him and the elves into the ground. Eric makes his way back to his feet and again is met with another gift from an elf. Eric opens the package and pulls out a bag of coal. Eric begins to berate the Elfs and screams at them for giving Konrad the good gifts. Konrad is seen climbing back into the ring as Eric screams and shouts. He looks up to see Raab and shakes his head. He walks over to the announcer and takes her microphone.
Eric Smith: Look man, I don't enjoy Christmas. I know you’re probably still sore and cranky like I am from our matches before. And to top this shit all off, we are both old. We don't want to be doing this all night. So in the spirit of Christmas, I am giving you this gift.
Eric slides into the ring and lays on his back. Raab looks confused as does the referee. Eric motions for Raab to pin him. Raab walks over and covers Eric.
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DING! DING! DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner... Konrad Raab!
Steve White: Talk about the Grinch!
Chuck Thompson: I never seen Smith so giving!
Konrad rolls off of Eric Smith and goes to the outside and pulls a package from under the ring. He slides back in and Eric immediately gets into a fighting position. Raab grabs a microphone and shakes his head.
Konrad Raab: No, it's not a weapon. It's my gift to you.
Eric looks at Raab suspiciously and takes the gift. He opens it up slowly and pulls out a shirt that says stop climate change around a picture of the globe. Eric nods his head and extends his hand to Raab. Both men shake in the middle of the ring to a roaring crowd and make their way to the back.
Steve White: Not your normal Christmas or match, but this is EHWF!
The fans cheer albeit a little confused as we fade out backstage.
Backstage, we see the locker room of Sleazy Money, decorated to the brim with pink shit, Quinton's poker-table, and a Christmas tree fully lit up. Quinton is seen sitting at his table, shuffling his deck of cards, before the sound of a knock hits.
Quinton Mercer: We're not taking any visitors, go away.
His plea wouldn't be heard, as Mickey Kinkade, dressed in head to toe in Santa gear, would kick the door in.
Mickey Kinkade: Check out my FAT sack!
Indeed, in his hands is his sack...bag, full of gifts. Quinton looks over with just his eyes, and looks back to his cards.
Quinton Mercer: I'm scared too see what's in there... but... shit, whip it out!
Mickey is use to whippin' it out, dropping the sack and taking out the first gift. In it is a check, a check he opens up and slaps his knee at.
Mickey Kinkade: Well would you look at that? It's The Regulators hospital bill!
Quinton Mercer: We beat 'em that badly huh? Come to think of it, you might have been the last person to ever say their name on air, because lord knows they're not coming back anytime soon.
Mickey rips it up, agreeing with Quinton Mercer. Next up, he finds a larger box. Quinton plops his cards down and leans forward in his seat, scratching the scruff of his chin as he watches Mickey unwrap the next gift.
Quinton Mercer: So, feeling better about the idea of being a team?
Mickey Kinkade: Psh, yeah. We beat some fuckin' ass on Mass Murder. We COMMITTED Mass Murder. I murdered some ass afterwards, and I'm getting paid a shit-ton just to beat up some pansy-ass teams. Everything's working out great.
Quinton nods, seemingly shrugging the idea that Mickey even had any doubts about their team to begin with.
Mickey Kinkade: WOAH! It's the offical EHWF Mixed Tag Team Title Replicas! They're just as shitty as the real deal!
Quinton seemed to scoff in jest about that comment.
Quinton Mercer: Can you see The Rissi's fingerprints on it?
Mickey Kinkade: That and so much more! You can see Michael Rissi's stupid-ass tans on this thing! So accurate!
Mickey tosses the other replica too Quinton, and he quickly dumps it in the local trash bin.
Quinton Mercer: You notice that, mixed or standard, the tag teams are just sort of... how do I put it...
Mickey Kinkade: Shit? Bad? Fuckin' awful? TERRIBLE? Downright miserable? THE LOWEST excuse of flesh to exist on God's Great Green Goblin' Fuckin' EARTH?
Quinton Mercer: Check. All of the above.
Mickey shrugs, unwrapping a replica Konrad Raab mask, sticking it under his ass as a seat.
Mickey Kinkade: I mean, look at the state of the company. Shitty champions, dumb-ass contenders, and a lack of fresh blood that has a brain. You and I? We're different, we actually have charisma and know how to get with the times. Wilmer Patacky's newest challenge is some douchebag named Connor Creed that EVERYONE and their mother Google'd, cuz guess what? No one KNOWS him! He's irrelevent, and the tag scene? It barely exists. Joyride fuckin' suuuuuuucks.
Quinton waggles his finger.
Quinton Mercer: You got a point, but they do have what we want, the titles. Even though this division is, as you say-
Mickey Kinkade: -Butt-fuck-ugly-
Quinton Mercer: We could be the one's collecting those championship bonuses, not them.
Mickey Kinkade: And bonuses mean more Christmas gifts for The Kink bay-bee!
With that, Mickey is excited, reaching into the bottom of the sack to grab a final gift. He unwraps it, and surprise surprise, it's phallic shape. It even has a note!
Mickey's Phallic Gift: To the EHWF; use this to fuck yourself, Merry Christmas, Sleazy Money.
As the camera zooms out of the note, we switch from Sleazy Money's locker room, to somewhere more irrelevant.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a 6 person tag team match and it’s set for one fall!
The guitar riff starts in as the front entrance lights up with blue lights, steam and fog pouring around the stage. As the beginning lyrics start up, Jade rushes out to the entrance as pyro goes off, lifting her fist into the air before walking down the ramp, a grin on her face. She walks the outside of the ring, greeting the fans before crawling into the ring and running to the turnbuckle and spreading her arms wide.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Jade Moxie!
Soft pink lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Illa Isabella: And Next… Her Partner Tonight… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
The arena turns red and the voice of Korey Kill fills the arena, "LETS GET FUCKING SICK!", Then "Oblivion" by Mastodon hits! Korey Kill comes running from the back, charging the ring like a pissed bull. He dives into the ring, sliding up to his knees and flexing before he leaps to his feet bouncing around in his corner, waiting for the match to begin. Korey gives a smirk out to the fans and taunts them as he waits for his opponent or the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And Finally… Their Partner… The Sickest Kill… Korey Kill
The lights go down to a grey, blue-ish steel color as the heart-pumping beat of "Burning Heart" by Survivor hits the speakers. Everyone and their grandmother is up on their feet in anticipation for their hero, their warrior, Kelson Hewitt, to make his way to the stage. Many whip out their phones, hitting "RECORD" in hopes of getting views on the internet for the man they paid a ticket for. Their prayers are answered as "The Man Of Steel" walks out through the curtain with a smirk on his face, rolling his wrists in anticipation for the big fight ahead of him. He dawns his signature tights, each side emboiled with a silver "KH", while he sports a sleeveless jacket that on the back reminds of the others in the back of his moniker. He wastes little time walking down the stage and onto the ramp, where he casually high fives his fans... no, his people, appreciating their respect for his heroism to fight their battle. His eyes lock with the ring he was born to be in, and he makes his way to the steel steps as his name is announced.
Now that the world was reminded of the nickname Kelson has, it's time for him to make it mean something. He walks on the steps, stepping up on the second rope near the corner, and reaches out a singlehand with his fingers extended, feeling the energy of the crowd before leaping down to the canvas. Off went his jacket, being handed too a local member of security. Kelson stood his ground at his corner, getting in a few final deep breaths as he awaits for this contest to begin.
Illa Isabella: And now their opponents… First up… The Man of Steel… Kelson Hewitt!
The fans start to cheer as Joyride hits the PA system. Nina and Thea come out on the stage in the smoke and lights as the fans cheer for them. They both pose on the stage for a moment before they come down the ramp and slap the hands of the fans. They come down the ramp and slide inside the ring. They get to a corner each and raise their hands to the cheering crowd. They get off the turnbuckles and come over to the ropes on the side of the ring and Thea leans on them with her arms raised while Nina gets up on the second ropes next to Thea and raises an arm. They get down and get to the corner to wait for the bell to sound.
Illa Isabella: And finally… His partner tonight… They are the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Nina Chanel and The EHWF Hardcore Champion… Thea Nefeli!
DING DING DING
Match #2: Kelson Hewitt & Joyride vs. Korey Kill & Future Shock
The bell sounds and old rivals Thea and Zoe are gonna start this one off! The fans are going NUTS as they usually do for Thea and Zoe. They bump fists and start to circle each other before tying up in the centre and wrestling around for a moment! Zoe gets Thea in a headlock! Thea spins around and gets Zoe in a rear hammerlock only for Zoe to twist Thea’s arm into a wristlock! Zoe drops down with the arm drag but Thea cartwheels out of it! Thea spins a kick into Zoe’s midsection then hits her with a standing hurricanrana as the fans get loud! Thea bounces off of the ropes and jumps over Zoe then runs up and comes back with a running move but Zoe leapfrogs her! Zoe bounces off of the ropes and both women take each other out with their own lariat! They hit big impact and the fans love it!
Steve White: We’ve already seen Korey Kill and Kelson Hewitt go at it earlier int he night as their rivalry spills over and Kelson hasn’t taken his eyes off of Korey this whole time out here but right now Zoe and Thea are going at it!!
Chuck Thompson: I could watch them go at it all night! What a Christmas gift! Future Shock and Joyride are no strangers to each other but these very talented and hot tag teams will take each other on for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships soon!
Both women get up but Thea hits Zoe with the double leg takedown and uses her power advantage to start hitting Zoe with a a ground and pound! Thea stuns Zoe but Zoe grabs Thea’s fist and gets her in an armbar! The fans go wild as Thea struggles but after a while Thea is able to get to the damn ropes and get the break! They both get up and Zoe goes for the springboard elbow but Thea grabs her mid-air and reverses it into a fallback slam! Zoe screams and holds her neck in pain! Thea dashes over and tags in Nina who gets to the top rope sending the fans CRAZY! Nina backflips off of the top turnbuckle and lands a moonsault on Zoe! Nina covers her!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Nina gets the tag in and then the near fall!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe takes some damage there as Nina looks to follow up after that one!
The fans are going wild! Korey is arguing with Jade on the apron as Kelson hasn’t taken his eyes off of Korey once during this match! Nina can’t believe it! She picks up Zoe and knees her in the midsection then whips her into the corner hard! Nina runs up for a running corner slam but Zoe dives out of the corner and tags in Jade! Jade rushes in and instantly knocks Nina down with a shoulder block! Jade back off the ropes and this time she hits Nina with a dropkick! One more time Jade comes off of the damn ropes and gets Nina with a sunset flip!
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KICK OUT!
Nina kicks out but intertwines Jade’s leg and rolls her up in a unique pin!
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KICK OUT!
Both women are up but Jade is quicker and gets the elbow in on Nina’s face! Jade bounces off of the ropes and takes Nina out with a diving clothesline!
Steve White: Shit! This is moving fast now! Nina and Jade going at it! Near fall! Counter! Another near fall! Jade takes Nina out again!
Chuck Thompson: Fans are going wild but look at Kelson! He still hasn’t taken his eyes off of Korey! He wants to get in this match now and make Korey pay!
Fans are on their feet now! Jade springs off of the middle ropes for a lionsault but Nina gets the knees up and Jade eats it! Nina is able to dive tag in Kelson Hewitt! Jade is up but doesn’t get a second to recover as Korey Kill reaches over with his long arms and grabs Jade by the hair! Zoe tries to stop him but Korey shoves Zoe off the apron, yanks Jade to the corner and tags himself in! Korey gets in the ring and runs at Kelson but Kelson spears Korey to the damn mat and starts beating on him with rapid and viscous strikes on the mat! Korey covers up and Kelson has had enough of Korey tonight as he brawls! The fans lose it!
Steve White: Here we go! These two aren’t gonna wait! Kelson and Korey are brawling now and Kelson is beating up on Korey on the mat!
Chuck Thompson: These two have been at each others throats for months! Korey even cost Kelson his shot at the title in the Meltdown Chamber and their opening tonight just made things a whole lot worse! They want to kill each other!
Both men get up! They trade blows! Korey hits harder and gets a mighty slap on Kelson’s face! Kelson drop-kicks Korey in the damn chest and he stumbles back! Kelson bounces off of the ropes but Korey with a big boot takes Kelson out from nowhere! Korey gets on top of Kelson and busts his Meltdown wounds back open with huge shots on the mat! Kelson punches Korey in the face then gets on top of him on the mat and starts beating him with big fists! Korey spins Kelson over and again with the mat punches as the two men brawl and beat the craw out of each other! The fans are GOING WILD! Both men get up! Korey is bleeding a little and Kelson is bleeding a lot! Korey hoists Kelson up for The Sickest Kill! Kelson pushes off of Korey’s back and bounces off of the ropes and takes Korey out with a flying forearm! The fans are going wild as Kelson gets up and signals for the end!
Steve White: These two have beaten the crap out of each other! It looked like Korey was gonna put Kelson away there but Kelson gets out of it and now he’s calling for the end right now!
Chuck Thompson: What a match this is turning out to be! The intensity!
Kelson goes to get his leg up under Korey but Korey shoves Kelson onto the mat while Korey falls into the corner! Jade slaps THE FUCK out of Korey’s face and tags herself back in! Korey gets pissed! He grabs Jade by the neck! Zoe goes to stop him but Kelson runs up and dropkicks Korey over the top rope! Kelson moves back and tags in Thea! Kelson wants Korey! Kelson runs up and suicide dives out of the ring onto Korey and the fans are going nuts! Thea leaps on the top rope and lands a senton right on top of Jade! Zoe goes to come into the ring but Nina runs in and clothesline her over the top rope as they both spill to the outside!
Steve White: Bah Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: Korey and Kelson more concerned with killing each other then this match!
Thea goes to the top rope but suddenly Korey and Kelson are back in the right, wrestling and brawling and they knock Jade over out of harms way! They get each other on the mat and fight in the corner but Thea still sees this as her only opportunity and somersaults back into the ring! Jade swings a clothesline but Thea ducks it and springboards off of the middle rope with a springboard hurricanrana! Both women spill up to their feet as Jade is holding her neck and Thea boots her in the midsection then plants her with Designer DDT! The fans go nuts as Thea covers her!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners tonight… The Man of Steel Kelson Hewitt… and the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Nina Chanel and EHWF Hardcore Champion… Thea Nefeli!
Steve White: They did it bah gawd! It’s over!
Chuck Thompson: Joyride and Kelson pull it off but I don’t think Kelson and Korey are through! They’re still brawling and the ref can’t stop them!
The match didn't end in Korey Kill's mind, as his eyes locked with Kelson Hewitt. Kelson was hurt, still feeling the effects of this match, with his bandaged eye-brow slowly dripping blood for the second time this evening. The referee stood in the middle of the ring, and now? Now was the time. As the ref tried to plead for Korey to get out of the ring, Kelson looked him dead in the eyes, took a deep breath, AND RAN FORWARD! Korey shoved the referee out of the way! KOREY AND KELSON ARE THROWING HANDS NOW! NO MORE SNEAK ATTACKS, NO MORE TRASH-TALK, THIS HAS BECOME A FIGHT! Korey dodges a strike and tackles Kelson to the ground, but Kelson applies a gullotine choke! Korey rolls himself and Kelson out of the ring under the bottom rope, and the two get to their feet and start to throw more fists! Kelson finally gets the advantage and hits some stiff right hands, making Korey groggy as he wobbles back too the corner, and Kelson runs at him! But Korey takes his foot up and KICKS KELSON IN BETWEEN THE LEGS!
Steve White: NO! Low blow! Kelson just got booted in the nuts! These two are STILL brawling! They’re gonna kill each other tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Brutal boot to the nuts! Korey Kill getting the advantage again! Kelson in trouble!
The crowd hiss in anger at Korey's actions, but this has slowly become personal to him. Kelson holds his family jewels in pain, gasping for air as he whithers around on the outside floor. The other four competitors in this match could get involved, but this is a personal matter. Korey grabs a steel-chair, laughing at the irony that "The Man Of Steel" is about to taste some steel. He waits for Kelson to get up, and as Kelson stands, his head is nearly taken off after Korey lands a SICK shot to the head of Kelson! Korey made damn sure he would be the one to take out Kelson, and now, he just might have. Kelson is laying face first on the floor with a small pool of blood starting to trickle from his head on the floor, and referees and medics are rushing over him, creating a small crowd from seeing his face. This situation between these two is getting scarier by the second, and Korey relish in the fact that now, The Man Of Steel was no more. Korey stands over the downed Kelson Hewitt as we fade out from the scene.
The video began with two men on the screen, each one in their own cushioned chairs, each one with a microphone pinned to their chest prepared for the interview that was about to happen. One the EHWF fans vaguely recognized even if they couldn’t recall his name you could tell he was most likely an intern or one of the many nameless backstage personalities, from the nice suit and the small stack of cue cards in his slightly trembling hand it was clear he had been given the responsibility of interviewing the man who was sitting across from him with an expression on his face that made it clear that he was far from happy.
It was this man that all the viewers were here to see, because while it may have been quite some time since he had appeared on EHWF programming and he had changed his appearance, the worn wooden baseball bat in his hands made it clear who he was.
“Alexander Corvis here today backstage to talk to the man who just made one hell of a statement last week at the meltdown chamber, the former EHWF star and hall of famer Conner Creed.”
Corvis gestured to the man sitting across from him giving him the go ahead to speak, only to have the man remain silent with the same pissed off expression on his face.
“Um, l-let’s go ahead and get this interview started then… um”
The poor interviewer continued on despite his interviewee currently glaring a hole through him, clearly not knowing what else to do he soldered on.
“So let’s start with the question that everyone’s been asking. Conner are you back in EHWF?”
The man asked Creed only to be answered with the same glare on his face, not almost like he hadn't even heard the question. Leaving the poor interviewer to stare at someone off camera a questioning look in his eyes as he no doubt silently asked “what do I do now?”. Clearly not getting the answer he was hoping for with the backstage hand turned back to Conner with a dejected look flashing over his face for only a second before it disappeared behind the fake mask smile that only his professionalism provided.
“Um ok let’s move on just where have you been these past few years there were rumors of jail time to rehab to you being dead in a ditch, the fans are dying to kn-”
“No.”
Conner replied sending Alexander in a state of shock and confusion at the response that he had finally gotten out of Conner.
“Um I’m sorry wha-”
“I said NO.”
Conner said his voice filled with anger at having to repeat himself.
“Wh-”
Alexander started to ask only to be cut off once again by Conner Creed.
“Shut the FUCK up you stupid son of a bitch!”
Conner exploded practically yelling as he stood from the chair to kick out the coffee table in front of him as he did so nearly taking out the camera man with the flying piece of debris.
“Shut the fuck up and listen I didn’t come on here to explain myself to the fans, or to indulge you’re dumb ass fucking gossip about where I’ve been these past three years. No I came on here for one thing and one thing only and you aren’t a fucking part of it so I don’t care who you are, or who hated you enough to give you’re pathetic ass the job of annoying me but consider this you lucky day because I’m going to give you ONE warning, get up, get out, and don’t say one more fucking word or you’re going to find out what it feels like to refer to you’re knee caps in the past tense, do you understand me?”
Conner asked with a familiar edge in his voice that made it clear that his threat was very real. Leaving Corvis trembling slightly as he opened his mouth answer the man currently threatening his well being only to be cut off yet again this time by the aged Louisville Slugger being shoved in his face.
“No, no talking, shake you head yes and get out or no and whoever is holding the boom mic can give you a ride to the fucking hospital. Now I’ll ask you ONE more time, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?”
Alexander did as he was told and shook his head yes, not being able to take his eye’s off the baseball bat that could be responsible for his trip to the emergency room if he wasn’t careful. He didn’t dare move, he didn’t even dare breath until Conner finally lifted the bat away and Corvis didn’t waste a second and ran out of there like hell was right behind him. It wasn’t until a door was heard being pulled open and slammed closed behind whoever went through it did Conner move from his spot and turned to the camera with a satisfied smirk on his face as he addressed the audience watching him.
“Good now we can start talking about the real reason you’re all here, why you’ve tuned in because let’s face it there’s not a single goddamn one of you who gives two shits about where I’ve been or what the fuck I’ve been up to outside of that EHWF ring. No what you want to hear about, what you’re dying to know is WHY? Why did I save a fuck up like Wilmer Patacky from the walking talking tool shed that is the Corporate Powers? Why did I turn on him a second later and lay him out with a Clothesline From Hell? Why didn’t I just take that EHWF World Championship off that sorry son of a bitch right then and there?”
Conner shrugged for the camera as he lifted his trusted worn out bat to his shoulder.
“Well the answer to all those questions are pretty fucking simple, you see because that little stunt at the Meltdown Chamber may have closed out the show but trust me when I say that it was far from being the main event.”
Pausing to laugh, Conner shook his head.
“No not by a fucking long shot, that right there was just the god damn preview, no what comes next is going to be the real fucking deal. And let me tell you it’s going to be violent, it’s going to be bloody, and it’s going to be some damn good tv. And that’s why I came here today, it wasn’t for some boring ass interview. Hell no, I came here because I needed a camera, and an audience, because for what comes next I want everyone to see. I want everyone watching when I finally, FINALLY take what is mine. What should have been mine the day I walked down that fucking ramp. And that’s that EHWF World Championship that is currently sitting around the waist of that fucking clown Wilmer Patacky. That’s why I did what I did at Meltdown Chamber, that’s the big answer for why I put Wilmer and the Corporate Powers down. Because the one thing those fucks have in common is that last Sunday night is that they were both in my fucking way."
Conner laughed again, only this time sounding more annoyed than amused
“Because incase if anybody has forgotten that’s what I fucking do, I come in, raise hell, beat seven shades of shit out of whoever is unlucky enough to end up in that ring with me and I take what’s mine. Because I am Conner GODDAMN Creed, and if that name doesn’t have you shaking in your fucking boots right about now that’s because you’re either too new or to stupid to know any better. But don’t worry because that means all you have to do is wait and see what I do to your so called champ and anyone else who steps up after him. Because when I do take that title and, yes that’s WHEN not if, WHEN I do take that EHWF World Championship they might as well just carve my name right into that gold plating because that title is going to be with me for a very VERY long time. And Wilmare and the CPO might not like it but you can damn well believe that they are going to accept it. Just like everyone else is going to have to when they realize that this shit I’m saying right now is way more than just fucking talk. Because trust me when I say that I am many fucking things a criminal, an alcoholic, an asshole, but I’m also a man of my fucking word and if you find that hard to believe than I have no fucking problem proving you wrong when I get in that ring and put an end to Wilmer Patacky. Because this match isn’t going to be an epic back and forth battle, it’s not going to be some tough drawn out slobber knocker. No it’s going to be a bloody beat down that’s going to end in him getting his ass knocked the fuck out with a Clothesline From Hell. Just like the one I knocked him out with at Meltdown.”
Conner kicked the coffee table out of the way even further with one of his heavy boots and walked closer to the camera as if to get a better view
“After which that title is going to be mine and Wilmer this time I’m not giving it back, because I want you to understand that the only reason why you still have that title is because as fun as it would have been to take that belt from you then and there before the ink even had time to dry on my new contract. this right here this little game were playing where you know what’s coming and you are trying to think of anything you can do to stop it is so much better. Because no matter what you do or who you try to hide behind Wilmer I am getting that title shot there isn’t a force in this fucking world or the next that can stop that from happening and once I do I am putting you down for that three count and raising MY title over my head an enjoying the hell out of that moment."
Conner paused for only a second to let the smirk on his face grow but while he looked amused the one thing about his expression that never changed was the rage behind his eyes.
“But Wilmer I want you to know you arn’t the only dumbass who’s made my list while I was away. No you’re just the first one I decided to cross off. So just remember when you’re on that mat bleeding out staring up at me from where you lay a beaten and broken mess .That this isn’t personal, no this is being in the wrong place at the wrong time. So when the time comes when you have to ask yourself if this shit is really worth it, is it worth getting back up just to be sent back down again ten times harder just remember that whether you walk out of that ring in one piece or spend a week in the hospital isn’t up to me. No Wilmer because as hard as it may be to believe I don’t want to hurt you.”
Conner stopped just long enough to stare at the worn wooden bat in his hands
“Or at least I don’t want to hurt you too badly but don’t think for a second I’m going to hesitate adding your name to the list of bitches I’ve retired in that ring or that I won’t enjoy doing it. Because while I’ve been gone for a while I’m still the same Conner Creed you remember, the same tough son of a bitch you still see in your nightmares. And the same man who’s about to become the EHWF World Champion. See you Soon.”
With that Conner suddenly exploded in movement taking his baseball bat in both hands and swinging it directly at the camera causing the screen to be filled with static before the signal was lost.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is set for one fall and it’s for the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Championship!
Kickstart My Heart kicks in and Remi's arrival to the stage comes in a casual strut even if her head is bopping to the beat of her theme. She takes a moment to drink in the arena's scene while the music courses through her body. Soon enough, she can't help herself and she's jamming out and grooving with the Motley Cru all over the stage. She's tossing horns up and randomly air guitaring down the ramp and toward the ring, even stopping for the occasional fan's invisible microphone to sing out with her theme.
At the ring, Remi hops up onto the apron and turns around to throw her hands up to the crowd. She ducks inside and climbs up each of the top turnbuckles, throwing up rocker horns and screaming the lyrics out at the crowd. Once done, she backs herself into one of the corners, leans back, pulls her mouthguard from the strap of her top and pops it into her mouth with a thotty wink into the nearest camera.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Challenger tonight… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire!
"Evacuate the dance floor" hits the arena as Misty runs out to the stage bouncing from side to side. Misty is smiling at her adoring fans and she smiles and waves to the crowd and proceeds down the ramp slapping and shaking the fans hands ramp side along the way. Misty runs around the ring slapping fans hands before sliding into the ring and leans against the ropes once more waving to her audience.
Illa Isabella: And next her opponent… She is the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Misty Vega!
DING DING DING
Match #3: Misty Vega (c) vs. Remi Skyfire
The bell sounds and Misty yells insults at Remi from one side of the ring and takes a step forward, pointing at her but Remi rockets off at impressive speed and levels Misty with an instant spear! The fans GO NUTS! Misty rolls around on the mat in pain and clings to the bottom ropes in the corner, holding her torso as Remi smirks and looks around at the cheering fans! Remi pulls the ref out of the way and pries Misty out of the corner and rams her into the turnbuckle! Remi runs up to follow up but Misty gets an elbow in on her face! Misty runs up and grabs Remi but Remi counters into a judo flip! They both get up and Remi hugs Misty and plants her with a belly to belly suplex! Misty rolls out of the ring in pain and the fans boo her as she tries to limp away!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Remi with that massive spear to start things off! Remi with that power and speed just asserting herself against Misty right now and Misty looks shocked!!
Chuck Thompson: Remi already impressed in the Christmas Battle Royal at Monday Night Mass Murder where she won the whole thing and earned this title match tonight but also started some intensity with Misty and we’re seeing that unfold tonight!
Remi slides out of the ring and grabs Misty by the hair! Misty screams as Remi rolls her back into the ring then slides in! Misty gets up and slaps Remi in the face! Remi looks pissed after that! Misty swings her Mist Effect kick but Remi ducks it and gets Misty up on her back and holds her up as the fans go wild! Remi spins around and then presses Misty up into the air! Misty spins around in the air as Remi plants her with the torture rack slam! The fans are going wild as Remi gets into the corner and lines Misty up who is having trouble getting to her feet!
Steve White: Misty trying to do a runner there but Remi gets her back in the ring and powers her with that massive torture rack slam through the air down to the damn mat!
Chuck Thompson: Misty not looking good! She’s gonna lose her title tonight if she can’t get something back! Remi’s dominance is shining as she debuts her on Mayhem! This would be a massive win!
Misty finally stumbles to her feet but as Remi steps forward Misty rolls out to the apron! Remi comes over and grabs Misty! Misty tries for a hangman but she can’t move Remi at all and Remi overpowers her as she lifts her high into the air and slams her back into the ring with authority! Misty gets helped up but Remi starts hitting her with a rapid fire combo of strikes, kicks and punches! Misty is finished after that and collapses to into Remi! Misty goes limp as she leans against Remi who looks down at her! Remi presses Misty up and plants her with an overhead press slam and the fans go WILD as Remi falls and grabs Misty’s leg and arm and wraps her up then locks her in her Yours Cruelly Inverted Indian Deathlock submission finisher! The fans are going wild as Misty screams and starts wildly tapping!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and the NEW EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire!
Steve White: Shit! Remi does it! In just her SECOND match Remi Skyfire wins the damn prestigious Jr Heavyweight Championship! She makes Misty Vega tap out after a dominant showing and I think she just sent a message to the whole locker room that Blackheart is here!
Chuck Thompson: Remi Skyfire seemingly coming from out of nowhere to impress and dominate two shows in a row now and now she’s ALREADY become a champion here in EHWF!
Remi gets the title and gets her arm raised as her music plays! The fans are going wild for Remi but Danae from The Wolves slides in and grabs one end of the title belt! Remi yanks it back and swings at Danae but she rolls out of the ring! The other Wolves member, Kassandra comes in the other side of the ring and tries to jump Remi but Remi turns around and swings the title belt! She barely misses Kassandra and Kassandra and Danae get out of the ring!
Steve White: What the heck are The Wolves doing here!? Legion’s Hive are out here and they just tried to jump Remi after she won the title!
Chuck Thompson: The Wolves have a damn match up next! Why the heck is Legion trying to ruin everything in EHWF the past few weeks?!
Kassandra and Danae back up the ramp as Mother of The Hive looks down at them from the top of the stage. Remi sits on the middle rope and tells them to come back up and fight but The Wolves back up and threaten Remi Skyfire as we fade out.
We open up outside of the CPO private locker room. A few seconds pass before the door opens and we are graced with the sight of the curvaceous yet deadly Alexandria Kendrick. She is already dressed in her ring gear. Her piercing blue eyes stare into the camera as she flashes a sadistic grin at the camera that would make her father proud.
-| Alexandria Kendrick |-
If you were expecting anyone else, I'm sorry to disappoint you. But seeing how all you thirsty heathens out there voted me as EHWF's 2021 "Bae of the Year," well...I guess y'all aren't really disappointed to see me, after all. But let's cut right to the chase, shall we? Tonight, I am going out to that ring with three other competitors who think they actually deserve to be named the number one contender more than I do. Lord Raab? What have you done to even be in this match? At least Chris Matthews makes sense, seeing as how he destroyed you and your brother back to back. But if you think that riding on the high of destroying the Raab Family is going to be enough momentum to stop me from what should rightfully already be mine? Allow me to bring you crashing down back to reality when we meet in the ring, Matthews. You have been super impressive, I'll give you that. But you still have no idea what you are going up against tonight when I'm standing in your way.
If you were expecting anyone else, I'm sorry to disappoint you. But seeing how all you thirsty heathens out there voted me as EHWF's 2021 "Bae of the Year," well...I guess y'all aren't really disappointed to see me, after all. But let's cut right to the chase, shall we? Tonight, I am going out to that ring with three other competitors who think they actually deserve to be named the number one contender more than I do. Lord Raab? What have you done to even be in this match? At least Chris Matthews makes sense, seeing as how he destroyed you and your brother back to back. But if you think that riding on the high of destroying the Raab Family is going to be enough momentum to stop me from what should rightfully already be mine? Allow me to bring you crashing down back to reality when we meet in the ring, Matthews. You have been super impressive, I'll give you that. But you still have no idea what you are going up against tonight when I'm standing in your way.
Alexandria's smirk begins to grow into more of a sinister grin now as she takes a step towards the camera, her eyes never breaking contact with the camera. She doesn't even blink.
-| Alexandria Kendrick |-
If you don't believe me, why don't you just ask little miss Joanna Rissi? Then again, she might not really remember much of what happened the last time we faced off one-on-one. You and Michael may have gotten one over me and Ace, but I know it's eating you alive inside that I bested you when it was just the two of use. Michael won't be here to save you this time, Jo'. And even though the stipulation of having to climb a damn Christmas tree is fucking ridiculous, I'll do exactly that to get what is mine!
If you don't believe me, why don't you just ask little miss Joanna Rissi? Then again, she might not really remember much of what happened the last time we faced off one-on-one. You and Michael may have gotten one over me and Ace, but I know it's eating you alive inside that I bested you when it was just the two of use. Michael won't be here to save you this time, Jo'. And even though the stipulation of having to climb a damn Christmas tree is fucking ridiculous, I'll do exactly that to get what is mine!
Alexandria's breathing starts to get heavier, as her anger begins to rise and become more obvious. She reaches up, running her fingers through her hair as the sinister grin grows now into a full on smile.
-| Alexandria Kendrick |-
Now, let me remind you all of why it is I say that the EHWF World Championship is rightfully mine. Something that I've been holding back because my father's golden boy, Black Man was still in the picture. But now that he has shown his true colors and tucked his tail between his legs and run off after losing the EHWF World Championship to Wilmer, well...I'm not holding back ANY MORE. And it should come to no surprise to anyone who remembers the events that lead to the "Legendary" Black Man securing the EHWF World Championship in the first place. February twenty-first, Two Thousand Twenty-One. The main event was set...I was to take on the then paper champion, Killer Carter. But what does she do at the beginning of the show? She makes the last dumb decision of her career, and she goes out to the ring to bitch and moan about how the Corporate Power Originals have been putting her through hell. How could I NOT go out there and provoke her further!? I put that dog down like the bitch that she was. And then out walks mister Legendary Black Man himself with the World Championship Feast or Fired contract that was GIVEN to him. Three seconds later, he raises a bloody, dented EHWF World Championship in the air...once again, just fucking GIVEN TO HIM. No matter how much I disagreed, I listened to my father. I let it happen, and now, nearly a year later...I will finally get what's mine. And if Black Man finally comes back to see that I once again did what he couldn't do? I will gladly let you try to pry MY title from my COLD, DEAD HANDS. My father won't be able to save you any more, Adam. After what you pulled, he is no longer under your thumb. So I am hoping that you decide to show your face and get your little rematch.
Now, let me remind you all of why it is I say that the EHWF World Championship is rightfully mine. Something that I've been holding back because my father's golden boy, Black Man was still in the picture. But now that he has shown his true colors and tucked his tail between his legs and run off after losing the EHWF World Championship to Wilmer, well...I'm not holding back ANY MORE. And it should come to no surprise to anyone who remembers the events that lead to the "Legendary" Black Man securing the EHWF World Championship in the first place. February twenty-first, Two Thousand Twenty-One. The main event was set...I was to take on the then paper champion, Killer Carter. But what does she do at the beginning of the show? She makes the last dumb decision of her career, and she goes out to the ring to bitch and moan about how the Corporate Power Originals have been putting her through hell. How could I NOT go out there and provoke her further!? I put that dog down like the bitch that she was. And then out walks mister Legendary Black Man himself with the World Championship Feast or Fired contract that was GIVEN to him. Three seconds later, he raises a bloody, dented EHWF World Championship in the air...once again, just fucking GIVEN TO HIM. No matter how much I disagreed, I listened to my father. I let it happen, and now, nearly a year later...I will finally get what's mine. And if Black Man finally comes back to see that I once again did what he couldn't do? I will gladly let you try to pry MY title from my COLD, DEAD HANDS. My father won't be able to save you any more, Adam. After what you pulled, he is no longer under your thumb. So I am hoping that you decide to show your face and get your little rematch.
Alexandria cracks up in laughter, in a somewhat maniacal manner as she runs her right hand down from the top of her head to practically clawing at her own chest. She suddenly stops laughing, once again glaring daggers into the camera with those baby blue eyes. She bites down on her bottom lip as she imagines the damage she's going to do in the ring tonight.
-| Alexandria Kendrick |-
Lord Raab. Chris Matthews. And especially you, Joanna Rissi...you are all simply examples for me to make as I come to the end of my nearly year-long journey to get what's mine. Examples to be made to those who dare think that they will be able to stop me. Stepping stones to get to the bonus pleasure of taking that EHWF World Championship from HIM. Oh, Sweetie...how you have had this coming for so long, William. I hope you have made plenty of memories being known as the EHWF World Champion. But just as Killer Carter and yes, even Black Man before you, you are nothing more than a paper champion. I am grabbing that star from the top of that fucking tree, and then I'm going to SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT, AND FINALLY TAKE WHAT'S MINE!
Lord Raab. Chris Matthews. And especially you, Joanna Rissi...you are all simply examples for me to make as I come to the end of my nearly year-long journey to get what's mine. Examples to be made to those who dare think that they will be able to stop me. Stepping stones to get to the bonus pleasure of taking that EHWF World Championship from HIM. Oh, Sweetie...how you have had this coming for so long, William. I hope you have made plenty of memories being known as the EHWF World Champion. But just as Killer Carter and yes, even Black Man before you, you are nothing more than a paper champion. I am grabbing that star from the top of that fucking tree, and then I'm going to SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT, AND FINALLY TAKE WHAT'S MINE!
The camera begins to zoom in on Alexandria's face as that sinister smile once again creeps across her lips. It continues to close in on her eyes as it begins to fade out to black.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a handicap match and it’s set for one fall!
The Lights go out in the arena, as a crack of lightning hits the stage, forming a blue flame. On the other side a single crack of lightning hits as an Green flame appears on the other side. The flames die out as Immortalized by Disturbed begins playing.
Feed the fire that is raging inside
This is go time, this is showtime
We will fight till their wills are broken
This is game time, an insane time
As the Lights come on Mister J is standing with his arms crossed at the top of the ramp with Danae and Kassandra on either side of him. They turn and walk to the centre where Mister J is standing, then turn as they await Legion. Legion comes from the back walking in front of Mister J pointing down to the ring, where Danae and Kassandra walk down the ramp. They scoff off the fans, as they look at their opponents. Danae moves to the back of the ring as Kassandra slides underneath the bottom rope. Legion and Mister J watch from the top of the ramp as Legion lifts her hand and snaps her fingers, the lights go out once more. As the snap is heard again, Mister J and Legion are at ringside watching, as her girls are in the ring. Kassandra standing in one corner and Danae in the other watching, waiting for their opponents.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Wolves of The Hive… Being Accompanied by Legion… Danae and Kassandra!
“YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!”
“WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES!
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!”
“Vicious” by Halestorm kicking through the P.A. demands the attention of every fan in VENUE HERE as an enveloping arterial red lighting overwhelms the entire venue. Pandemonium courses through the capacity crowd while a thick fog pervades the entrance stage, emphasizing the foreboding atmosphere. As Lzzy Hale's throaty, powerful vocals continue over the band’s harsh guitars and a vibrant white flashing light overtakes the arena, the Devil Herself saunters through the curtain and steps into the ominous mise-en-scène before her with the Russian flag draped over her back, her head bowed forward.
ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look high-rise hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as gold laces hanging untied from either side. The Russian Coat of Arms is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a cropped black leather biker jacket closed most of the way.
She lifts her head and lifts the flag up behind her while straightening her arms out to either side, making the flag more rigid and visible for a moment. A ringside attendant appears through the curtain to catch the flag as Somnia releases it behind her and he scrambles back into Gorilla with it before Somnia’s arms even reach her sides. The arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more disdainful and sinister when those lips twist into a malicious sneer.
She allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the venue to the other before returning her focus to center, settling her vision on the ring on the far end of the entrance ramp. Ana tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in resent, baring her black MMA mouthguard—which is inscribed in arterial red with the Russian word БЕССПОРНЫЙ—to the fans, soon bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at her theatre of war ahead.
The Undisputed then stomps down the ring to ringside, confidence pouring out of every imperious movement she makes. Once she reaches the foot of the entrance ramp, Somnia struts to the bottom of the steel stairs leading up to the ring apron. Hopping up and down on her toes, Somnia shadow boxes for a moment or two and then lowers her arms to a more defensive stance where she sharply cocks her head side-to-side to loudly crack her neck.
She hastens up the stairs with purpose and ventures out about halfway across the apron nearest the ramp. Sneering as she looks out on the crowd one more time, Somnia scrapes the bottoms of her boots against the apron. She rips open her jacket with a hand pulling apart on either side and leans back on the top rope with her arms stretched on either side of her, flexing her abdomen in this pose. Accomplishing this feat in one fluid motion, Somnia once again bares her mouthguard, running her tongue against the ridges of the inscription.
After smirking proudly for a moment, the Huntress suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner, hopping up and swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring to sit upon the top turnbuckle as if it were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She once again bares her mouthpiece to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high overhead with both arms.
Subsequently, Slavic Steel slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then backs into her corner, where she stretches out, limbers up, and soon champs at the bit to get this fight started as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim, awaiting the opening bell.
“WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES!
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!”
“Vicious” by Halestorm kicking through the P.A. demands the attention of every fan in VENUE HERE as an enveloping arterial red lighting overwhelms the entire venue. Pandemonium courses through the capacity crowd while a thick fog pervades the entrance stage, emphasizing the foreboding atmosphere. As Lzzy Hale's throaty, powerful vocals continue over the band’s harsh guitars and a vibrant white flashing light overtakes the arena, the Devil Herself saunters through the curtain and steps into the ominous mise-en-scène before her with the Russian flag draped over her back, her head bowed forward.
ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look high-rise hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as gold laces hanging untied from either side. The Russian Coat of Arms is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a cropped black leather biker jacket closed most of the way.
She lifts her head and lifts the flag up behind her while straightening her arms out to either side, making the flag more rigid and visible for a moment. A ringside attendant appears through the curtain to catch the flag as Somnia releases it behind her and he scrambles back into Gorilla with it before Somnia’s arms even reach her sides. The arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more disdainful and sinister when those lips twist into a malicious sneer.
She allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the venue to the other before returning her focus to center, settling her vision on the ring on the far end of the entrance ramp. Ana tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in resent, baring her black MMA mouthguard—which is inscribed in arterial red with the Russian word БЕССПОРНЫЙ—to the fans, soon bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at her theatre of war ahead.
The Undisputed then stomps down the ring to ringside, confidence pouring out of every imperious movement she makes. Once she reaches the foot of the entrance ramp, Somnia struts to the bottom of the steel stairs leading up to the ring apron. Hopping up and down on her toes, Somnia shadow boxes for a moment or two and then lowers her arms to a more defensive stance where she sharply cocks her head side-to-side to loudly crack her neck.
She hastens up the stairs with purpose and ventures out about halfway across the apron nearest the ramp. Sneering as she looks out on the crowd one more time, Somnia scrapes the bottoms of her boots against the apron. She rips open her jacket with a hand pulling apart on either side and leans back on the top rope with her arms stretched on either side of her, flexing her abdomen in this pose. Accomplishing this feat in one fluid motion, Somnia once again bares her mouthguard, running her tongue against the ridges of the inscription.
After smirking proudly for a moment, the Huntress suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner, hopping up and swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring to sit upon the top turnbuckle as if it were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She once again bares her mouthpiece to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high overhead with both arms.
Subsequently, Slavic Steel slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then backs into her corner, where she stretches out, limbers up, and soon champs at the bit to get this fight started as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim, awaiting the opening bell.
Illa Isabella: And next her opponent… She is the EHWF Global Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
DING DING DING
Match #4: Ana Somnia vs. Kassandra & Danae w/Legion
The bell sounds and Legion barks orders at Kassandra and Danae as Danae starts the match off! Ana and Danae circle each other in the ring and the fans cheer for the new Global Champion! They tie up in the centre of the ring and wrestle but Ana gets around Danae with a waist lock and gets it in tight! Danae tries viciously to try and break out of it but Ana plants her with a German Suplex! Ana keeps her wrapped up but Danae scratches and claws at Ana’s hands! Danae then uses her height to break Ana into a knee and toss her into the corner! Danae runs up for a corner move but Ana responds with a massive elbow right into Danae’s mouth! Danae stumbles back and Ana woman-handles Danae up on her back and slings her off with big impact to the mat! Danae get up but only to get struck down with a roundhouse kick to the head! The fans go WILD as Ana covers her!
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Steve White: Legion tried everything she could to beat Ana inside Meltdown Chamber last week! She used every trick in the book but came up short and as a result, Legion has told Ana she has made the worst enemy she could have possibly made!
Chuck Thompson: Legion says it’s her destiny to win either the Global or World Championship and take over EHWF! Ana destroyed that destiny last week! Now Ana has her hands full tonight!
Kassandra dives in and breaks it up! Ana picks Danae up by her hair and signals out to Legion, taunting her as she pushes Danae back and collects her with an MMA forward kick to the chest that blows Danae into the corner! Ana backs off and runs up then crushes Danae with a monstrous corner clothesline! Danae’s head almost comes off and she falls flat on the mat in pain! Ana vaults up to the top rope and stands up but Kassandra runs around and shakes the top rope and Ana falls right down legs first onto the turnbuckle! Danae forces herself up and grabs Ana by the hair and yanks her off of the top rope down to the mat with big impact! The fans are on their feet as Ana lies on the mat in pain!
Steve White: Ana dominating sos far but the numbers game is hurting her and after Meltdown you can tell she’s not 100%! The Global Champion with a lot to prove here tonight but Legion watching on as Danae and Kassandra try to take Ana down!
Chuck Thompson: Danae just YANKING Ana off of the top rope by her hair to the mat in a horrible clash and impact and that could have hurt Ana there!
Danae tags in Kassandra! Kassandra comes in and picks up Danae and they hit Ana with a aided duo leg drop as 4 legs from the 2 biggest women on the roster crush Ana Somnia! Kassandra gets up and raises her arms before sitting on the chest of Ana Somnia with a big thud and pinning her to the mat!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: The double team paying off now as these two big women try and bully Ana Somnia down! Ana having none of it though as she throws Kassandra off of her!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know if it’s possible to bully Ana! She usually does the bullying!
Ana throws Kassandra off of her and she rages! She hits Kassandra with a takedown spear and starts hitting her with hammerfists on the mat! Ana gets up and hugs Kassandra, planting her with a belly to belly suplex! Danae runs in to try and save her but she gets hit with a belly to belly as well! Kassandra stumbles back up but she gets taken right back down with another belly to belly as the fans go wild! Ana smacks the mat and slaps Kassandra on the back on the head as she yells for her to get up! Kassandra gets to a knee and Ana goes for Hunted but as she bounces off of the ropes, Legion grabs her leg! Ana trips up but she reaches out and grabs Legion by the hair and tries to pull her up to the apron! Legion rakes Ana’s face! Ana stumbles back to the centre and Kassandra takes Ana out with a running bicycle kick to the head! Ana is down and Kassandra hooks both legs!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Blatant interference from Legion on the outside after Ana was beating the fuck out of Kassandra and about to end it! Legion with the trip gave Kassandra time to hit that massive boot to the head and get a near fall!
Chuck Thompson: Ana kicks out but Kassandra has busted her open!
Ana is bleeding from her forehead after that one, her injuries from the Meltdown Chamber, still prevalent as the Global Champion gets pulled to her feet! Kassandra rakes her back and Ana yells in pain! Kassandra uses her size to get under Ana’s legs and go for an Alabama Slam but Ana elbows her in the back and gets down with Kassandra between her legs! Danae runs in but Ana punches her down to the mat while holding Kassandra! Ana hoists Kassandra up and plants her with her Zver’ Bomb! The fans GO WILD! Ana covers but Legion is on the apron, arguing and distracting the ref as the fans boo! Ana looks PISSED!
Steve White: Zver’ Bomb! WHAT?! Legion is distracting the ref! Ana is having a hard time with the numbers out here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Ana would have won after that one but Legion is doing everything she can just like at Meltdown! She said she wants Ana to PAY!
Ana gets up and shoves the ref out of the way and knocks Legion down to the floor on her ass! Ana wipes some blood from her head and yells out at Legion but Kassandra has the time to grab Ana from behind and lock her in her full nelson submission! Kassandra’s got it locked in and the fans go wild as she thrashes Ana from side to side! Kassandra’s eyes go wide though as Ana stops her and starts to pry her arms apart! Kassandra is shocked and gets completely overpowered then booted in the gut! Danae comes in from behind but Ana sidesteps her and sends her into Kassandra as their heads clash! Danae rolls to the apron! The fans are on their feet! Kassandra is on her hands and knees but when she looks up she gets levelled by Ana who hits her with Hunted! The fans GO WILD! Ana covers her!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… The EHWF Global Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
Steve White: Ana does it! Ana does it! She overcomes and overwhelms The Wolves here tonight and takes a further stab at Legion!
Chuck Thompson: Things not going well for Legion on her quest to take over EHWF and make everyone obey her… WATCH OUT!
Legion takes out her Legion Staff and slides in the ring! Ana gets up but Danae slides in and knocks her down from behind then Legion smacks Ana in the head with the staff! Legion hits her with another staff shot then another but Ana leaps up and tackles Legion to the mat! Danae grabs Ana by the hair and pulls her off! They trade right hands for a moment but Ana drops her! Kassandra rakes Ana’s back then clocks Ana with a mean forearm to the side of the head! Ana responds with an MMA style knee and shoves Kassandra back down to the mat but Legion scouts the whole thing and cracks Ana in the back of the head with the staff again as Ana goes back down!
Steve White: It’s not over yet dammit! It’s NOT done! Legion and The Hive are beating Ana down and Ana is trying to fight ‘em off!
Chuck Thompson: Legion smacking Ana in the head with that damn staff! The Hive want to destroy Ana tonight!
Danae and Kassandra claw and scratch up Ana’s back! Ana elbows Kassandra to the mat and tosses Danae away! Legion cracks the staff over Ana’s back and she yells in pain! Legion raises the staff up but Ana kicks her in the chest! Ana slumps down onto the ropes to wipe the blood away and catch her breath but she looks up and notices Sara Daniels standing at the top of the stage, looking down at Ana in the ring. Sara’s arms are folded and she watched on but doesn’t come to help Ana… Ana looks on, confused and angry…
Steve White: I-Is that Sara Daniels? Sara Daniels is on the stage. She’s watching all of this unfold but she’s not rushing down to help her partner. She’s not coming out to aid Ana at all tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Remember that heated confrontation after Sara lost in the Meltdown Chamber and Ana won! Sara looks like she’s still pissed off at Ana!
Ana yells out to Sara but Sara just watches on with her arms folded.
Steve White: Ana is not happy! Sara is still pissed off at how it went down inside the Meltdown Chamber!
Chuck Thompson: Things not all unicorns and butterflies for Ana and Sara’s relationship - that’s for sure! Sara thinks that Global Championship should be hers and that she should be out of Ana’s shadow by now!
Danae takes advantage of the distraction and clubs Ana in the back of the head with both hands clasped together! Kassandra and Legion get up and they all start stomping out Ana Somnia on the damn mat as the fans boo! Still, Sara just watches on!
Steve White: C’mon Sara! Do something! What the heck is wrong with her?
Chuck Thompson: Wait! WAAIT! What’s this!?!
The fans GO NUTS as Remi Skyfire, who was attacked by The Wolves just earlier, comes out and runs onto the stage! She sprints out and shoulder checks Sara Daniels, sending her falling forward out of Remi’s way as Remi sprints into the ring! The fans go nuts as Legion tells The Wolves to stop Remi!
Steve White: Remi Skyfire! Remi Skyfire! She’s out here! She ran through Sara and has sprinted to the ring and now she wants payback on The Wolves for what they did after her match!
Chuck Thompson: Blackheart couldn’t have come out at a better time!
Remi slides in! Kassandra runs at her but Remi takes her down with a right hand! Danae runs up but Remi with a right hand! Legion backs off! Remi picks Danae up and tosses her into the corner then grabs Kassandra and tosses her onto Danae as they both spill over! Remi grabs Kassandra and starts beating on her with big fists! Danae is groggy and tries to get over there but Ana stops her with a roundhouse kick! Danae falls through the ropes to the outside as Remi runs Kassandra up and tosses her over the top rope to the outside and the fans ERUPT!
Steve White: Ana Somnia and Remi Skyfire cleaning house and taking The Hive out right now!
Ana grabs Legion and pulls her in but Remi has too much adrenaline right now as she flexes and shakes the ropes and roars then steals Legion from Ana, pulling her away into her arms! Ana grabs Legion back and the two start to wrestle and fight over Legion! Ana shoves Remi and Remi shoves her back! Legion uses the squabble to push away and roll out of the ring to make an escape! The fans are going wild as Ana and Remi start to argue in the ring!
Steve White: Uh oh… This whole thing just went downhill! Are Remi and Ana gonna come to blows right now!
Remi and Ana are in each others faces as the fans cheer and they argue but Legion who is on the bottom of the ramp, interrupts with a mic!
Legion: You got lucky tonight Ana! I know what you’re thinking! You’re thinking that you won here but all you’ve done is dig yourself a deeper grave! I told you I’d get revenge for what you did in the Meltdown Chamber and I told you that I’m going to be the Global Champion… You can’t stop fate, bitch!
The fans are going wild and Remi and Ana watch and listen on as Sara watches the whole thing from the stage.
Legion: And Remi… You probably think you’re pretty amazing and pretty strong - you already have a title in your hands but me and my Hive have been working tirelessly and have nothing so I ordered them to take it from you and make sure you can’t get it back but The Wolves failed me tonight… Nevertheless, you’re not who I want and you’re not who I came for Remi so next week my Wolves will take care of you…
Remi yells at Legion to “bring it on” and holds up her belt as the fans go wild. Legion smirks as Danae and Kassandra finally recover and limp behind Legion, defeated.
Legion: And I’m smart enough to admit that I can’t beat you Ana… I can’t match your skill or your strength or your speed - that’s why you’re the champion and that’s why you’re the queen of this place right now… but they’ve called me The Queenslayer for 10 years now! And if I can’t beat you straight up… then I’m going to beat you in a few weeks at the next EHWF PPV, Annihilation in a Legion’s Tomb match and take that damn Global Championship from you!
Ana looks a little confused but the fans go wild at the announcement!
Legion: So you do what you have to tonight and you do what you have to next week on Mayhem… but BOTH of your days are numbered!!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! A Legion’s Tomb Match at Annihilation for the Global Championship!? What the heck is that?!
Ana points out at Legion who is smirking at her but her attention turns to Sara behind them who looks up then walks away from the scene backstage. We fade out.
We come in backstage into the EHWF hallways where we see Mya Gomez walking. The fans watching on the tron go WILD as she makes her way down the hallway but is stopped by Fernandez Gomez who was coming the other way.
Fernandez Gomez: Well... It appears Ana Somnia has become your Global Champion... And you're already facing dramas. Legion and The Hive... Sara Daniels. You might have a mess on your hands?
Mya Gomez: A mess or big ratings?
Fernandez smirks and shakes his head.
Fernandez Gomez: This is stupid. Why are you doing this? The Board wants to see who can achieve the best ratings with their booking. You and I should not be competing. You're MY daughter. You need to go and tell The Board that I'm doing a good job and that you're going to give all booking control back to me.
Mya Gomez: I'm going all the way with this. I'm going as far as I can with this because I remember what you said to me last year... That I couldn't make it as the head of an organisation like this and that the only reason I had a job here was because I was your daughter... what kind of father says something like that?
Fernandez Gomez: C'mon! I was only fucking around! you can't seriously STILL be angry about that... You have nothing to prove.
Mya Gomez: Sorry, I'm not goi...
Suddenly both Mya and Fernandez look up as Santa Claus shuffles into the frame... He doesn't look happy at all...
Santa Claus: What the FUCK are you two arguing about?
Fernandez Gomez: What? What the FUCK are you doing back here?
Santa Claus: What kind of fucking way is that to speak to Santa Claus... I bring joy to children all around the world, what do you do? Hmm? I will shove a piece of coal up your anus if you dare talk to me like that again?
Mya steps in front of Fernandez and Santa...
Mya Gomez: Wh-What can we do for you Santa?
Santa Claus: The stage is set for Christmas Chaos up next... I have riddled the arena with weapons for the next match... but we have a problem. One of my elves had to be taken to a medical facility because that piece of shit Eric Smith, injured him in the opening Christmas Chaos match tonight... I am entitled to compensation...
Fernandez Gomez: Compensation? COMPENSATION!? It's a fucking dwarf you dressed up as an elf! You're tryna shake me down!? Huh!?
It gets heated and both men get in each others face but Mya tries to control them!
Santa Claus: I will fucking CUT you Gomez! I'm Santa, you dog!
Mya Gomez: Please! PLEASE! Mr. Claus, I'm sure we can figure something out! P-Please step into my office and we'll talk about it!
Santa calms down and Mya walks into her office... Santa follows her and turns to Fernandez before shutting the door.
Santa Claus: Tell Eric Smith he's getting coal and a beating for Christmas this year...
The door shuts and Fernandez Gomez looks stressed out and not at all impressed as he storms up the hallway and we cut back to the ring!
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a six person tag Christmas Chaos match!
'Oblivion' by Mastodon hits the arena as Taylor comes out from behind the titan tron. She smiles as she has her hands pressed firmly on the curves of her body as she caresses herself. She runs her hands from her hips up her sides and her chest finally touching her hood which she takes off. She smirks gently and makes her way down the ramp ignoring the fans on her way down. Taylor gets to the bottom of the ramp and gives and arrogant look at the bottom before she slides in the ring. Taylor shows off in the ring and raises her arms out to the fans as she gets a mixed reaction from the fans with a lot of them booing her as she taunts them.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Taylor Kill!
The lights in the arena suddenly fade to black. A few moments pass when suddenly a torch can be seen lit on the stage. A dim spotlight shines down to further show a man in a blood red cloak holding the torch up into the air with his left hand. The hooded figure would then pull the hood back, completely removing the cloak to reveal Brandon Bash standing before us in a suit just as red as the cloak he was wearing. He flashes a sinister grin as he steps aside, as "Beast in Black" by BEAST IN BLACK begins to play throughout the arena. The dim spotlight moves up from Bash to the curtains as a mountain of a man in a black cloak steps out from behind them while smoke begins to flow out around the stage. The cloaked man then suddenly throws the cloak off as he screams out in rage, revealing the monstrous muscular physique of Stephen Sebastian. Brandon Bash proceeds to make his way down the ramp, using the torch to guide him as Stephen follows close behind. As soon as they reach the bottom of the ramp, Bash puts the torch out with help from a ringside crew member as a dark orange/red hue of light begins to engulf the arena. Bash begins to make his way up the steel steps as Stephen jumps up onto the apron before pulling himself up to leap over the top rope in easy fashion. Bash climbs in through the ropes behind him as his monster of a client paces around the ring, slapping himself in the head and rolling his shoulders. Bash just stares into the camera, letting out a somewhat maniacal laugh as he claps and gestures to his newest client. Stephen makes his way to each turnbuckle, climbing up to the middle rope and giving a flex to show off his physique. Bash would then climb through the ropes and make his way down the steel steps to stand ringside as Stephen would continue to pace around the ring while his entrance theme begins to fade out, the rage boiling up inside of him as he awaits for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And her partners… First… The Showtime Champion… Stephen Sebastian!
The PA System hits with the opening of OTW as the fans all pick up in the stands and begin to cheer. As the lighting darkens and styles and the smoke goes off, Ace Pena emerges onto the stage and looks out at all of the cheering and screaming fans! He holds his arms out before taking his sunglasses off and with a smile, makes his way down the ramp. He high fives some of the fans cheering for him in the crowd before sprinting down the remainder of the ramp and sliding into the ring. He looks out at the fans, getting up onto the turnbuckle, raising his arms and celebrating his arrival as he gets off of the ropes and makes his way into the middle of the ring, stretching and loosening up.
Illa Isabella: And Finally… Their partner tonight… Ace Pena!
Headlines hits the PA System as the lights go a dim blue. The entrance stage is covered in strobe lights, lasers and smoke. As the ominous smoke billows before the vocals of the song we see the big shadow of Michael Rissi appear at the entrance as the fans get on their feet! The Song kicks in and Rissi appears on stage as the fans go BERSERK! The lights kick up and sparks and pyro flies as Rissi in blue and gold wrestling bottoms and a leather jacket appears on the ramp! He sprints down and slaps the screaming fans hands as he slides in the ring! He rips his jacket off and tosses it far into the crowd as women start to fight over it! The fans are going nuts as Rissi gets to a turnbuckle and raises his arms, waiting for the bell to ring!
Illa Isabella: And next their opponents tonight… First up… Making his way to the ring… He is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Michael Rissi!
I "I Will Not Bow" hits the PA System as multi coloured lights hits the arena and everyone in the crowd starts going nuts and crazy with cheers! Brianna Rissi appears on the stage and waves out to the screaming fans, performing some theatrics before she runs down the ramp and high fives the fans on her way down. She jumps up on the apron and flips her way into the ring where she makes her way to the ropes. Brianna celebrates against the ropes with the fans and makes her way to the ring, raising her arms and waiting for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And next up… She is the Divine Champion… Brianna Rissi!
The lights in the arena switch off, drawing a small pop from the crowd. Suddenly, the opening to "Things I Want" by Tenacious D and Sum 41 begins to blare throughout the arena.
Illa Isabella: And finally… Their partner… He is the EHWF World Champion… “Wacky” Wilmer Patacky!
DING DING DING
Match #5: Wilmer Patacky & Brianna Rissi & Michael Rissi vs. Ace Pena & Taylor Kill & Stephen Sebastian
The bell sounds and there is no surprise that Michael and Stephen make a b-line for each other and start brawling! They trade lefts and rights and start hitting each other with big blows as the others watch! The fans GO NUTS for the action as Stephen knees Michael in the midsection and then tosses him out of the ring! Stephen follows him but Ace runs up inside the ring and takes both Brianna and Wilmer out with a jumping leg lariat! The fans are already on their feet for this one! Everyone rolls out of the ring! Michael and Stephen are still grappling! Ace and Wilmer start trading blows on the outside and Taylor Kill takes advantage and gets Brianna Rissi in a headlock on the outside!
Steve White: Here we go! Everyone brawling so far and taking this one out of the ring! There are presents, Christmas Trees and about 30 weapons all over this place! This is gonna be freaking brutal!
Chuck Thompson: The CPO will NOT give up on trying to destroy Wilmer Patacky!
The fans are all going wild! Michael Rissi picks up one of the Christmas Trees on the outside and throws it at Stephen, knocking him down! Michael then jumps on Stephen and starts hammering him with shots! Ace Pena grabs a glass Christmas ball and smashes it over the back of Wilmer’s head! Ace rams Wilmer into the apron, back first and Wilmer falls down to the floor! Ace comes over and there’s a wrapped present shaped like a steel chair! Ace unwraps it and takes the steel chair out! He turns to hit Wilmer but Wilmer jumps up and drop-kicks the steel chair into his face! The fans go wild! Wilmer grabs a candy cane kendo stick from the floor and waits for Ace to get up before cracking him in the back with it! Ace yells out in pain but Wilmer snaps it over his back and Ace falls to the floor! The crowd gets louder!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! That Candy Cane kendo stick just smashed over the back of Ace ! Wilmer with those brutal shots!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer got a glass Christmas ball to the damn head! These guys just want to mutilate each other tonight!
Stephen grabs Michael and lifts him up, hitting a big body drop on the outside! Brianna is in a headlock but she hoists Taylor up and plants her on the outside on her neck with an angle slam! The fans pick up! Brianna unwraps a steel chair of her own and it’s all nice and decorated! She slides it in the ring and then slides Taylor in! Brianna goes to follow up but Ace vaults over the top rope and takes her out with a flying forearm! Wilmer comes off of the top turnbuckle and takes out Ace with a missile drop-kick! On the outside! Stephen hammers away at Michael but Michael runs Stephen into the barricade! Michael grabs the barbwire Christmas lights and wraps them around Stephen’s neck and chokes him with them! Both of them are bleeding profusely now and the fans love it! Wilmer grabs Ace and tosses him out of the ring! Wilmer leaps off of the apron onto the Christmas Tree outside and then flips off for a moonsault but Ace avoided it! Wilmer lands on his feet! Ace leaps onto the Christmas Tree then springs off for a flying roundhouse but Wilmer ducks it and Ace catches himself on the apron! Ace springs off and hits Wilmer with an apron-board cutter!
Steve White: Wow! Look at these guys! The damn aerial ability and athletics from Ace and Wilmer! That’s amazing! In the air and off of the Christmas trees
Chuck Thompson: Ace managing to take Wilmer out there! Michael and Stephen busy beating the shit out of each other! Brianna taking it to Taylor right now! Ace has to play this one smart because he could get a big win here tonight!
Michael and Stephen fight as the barbwire lights break and Stephen is free! They trade blows! Brianna slides out of the ring and there is a table with a Christmas feast set up! She grabs a jug of eggnog and splashes it in Stephen’s face! She then smashes the eggnog jug over his head! Stephen yells in pain but he’s pissed! He lunges at Brianna but Michael shoulder blocks him into the ring and the whole damn ring moves! Ace rolls Wilmer into the ring! Ace grabs the string of barbwire Christmas lights! They’re pretty and they’re flashing but he WHIPS Wilmer in the back with them! He whips him again and again and again and Wilmer screams in pain as the flesh is torn from his body and he starts to bleed badly! Wilmer desperately starts fighting with Ace for the lights but Taylor comes in and low blows him! The fans boo! Brianna with great strength gets one of the Christmas Trees on her back and climbs to the top rope! Ace and Taylor notice her but she moonsaults off of the top rope with the Christmas Tree and crushes them! The fans GO NUTS! Wilmer rolls out of the wreckage but his nuts are impacted and he can’t get up!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Brianna holding that Christmas Tree just moonsaulted off the top rope and crushed everyone with it! I’ve NEVER seen that before!
Chuck Thompson: How are these guys even standing right now?!
Ace Pena is able to slither out of the Christmas Tree and springboard moonsault onto Wilmer! He covers Wilmer but Michael Rissi slides in and dives on them, breaking it up! Michael sees a bleeding Stephen get up to the apron and knows that he has to handle Stephen so Wilmer or Brianna can win this one! Michael runs up and spears Stephen through the middle ropes and both men go CRASHING through the Christmas Feast table! They’re both hurt on the outside and the fans are going NUTS as they erupt with cheers. Wilmer looks surprised! He quickly gets up in the corner but Ace runs up for Phantasm! He misses as Wilmer dives out of the way! Ace turns back into the action but Wilmer smashes a glass Christmas ball over his head and he falls into the ropes! Wilmer bounces off of the ropes then clotheslines Ace over the top rope and both men go crashing onto a bunch of present boxes on the outside! The fans are at their loudest!
Steve White: Michael Rissi SPEARING Stephen Sebastian off of the damn apron through the Christmas Feast table on the outside! Wilmer and Ace going through all those presents! These fans are going nuts and I don’t know if we can even continue!
Chuck Thompson: If Taylor really wants to divorce Korey Kill, fuck one of The CPO guys and join The CPO then she could impress Brandon Bash who is watching from home tonight!
Brianna gets up but gets booted in the midsection by Taylor who goes for a sitout facebuster but Brianna sends Taylor into the mat face first instead! Brianna looks around at all of the men who are downed outside of the ring! She turns into a slap from Taylor! Taylor gets popped up on Brianna’s shoulders and Brianna goes for a powerbomb but Taylor counters with a hurricanrana which Brianna flips out of and lands on her feet! Taylor can’t believe it! She runs up but Brianna superkicks her straight in the chin! Taylor falls into the ropes and then goes to fall forward but Brianna boots her and pulls her in, planting her face first onto the Christmas steel chair she slid in the ring earlier with Red Alert! The fans go wild as Brianna covers her!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners tonight… The Divine Champion… Brianna Rissi! One half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Michael Rissi and The EHWF World Champion… “Wacky” Wilmer Patacky!
The crowd is going nuts as Brianna Rissi's arm is raised in victory inside of the ring and her music begins to play. The crowd pops even more when they see Conner Creed hop over the barricade over by Ace Pena and Wilmer Patacky!
Steve White: Brianna Rissi picks up the win for her team! But, wait a minute...it's Conner Creed! Conner Creed is out here and he once again has Wilmer in his sights, Chuck!
Ace has climbed up to his knees, but his back is turned to Creed. Wilmer is pulling himself up to his feet with help from the ring apron as he notices Creed. Creed flips a double bird, one to Wilmer and the other to the back of Ace's head. Creed then charges forward and leaps at Ace, his right knee connected hard to the back of Ace's head!
Chuck Thompson: I heard he calls that the Lights Out! Lights Out to Ace Pena! Creed once again showing the only alignment he has is with himself!
Ace is down and out! Wilmer pulls himself up and charges at Creed, but Creed jumps up from a kneeling position and nearly takes Wilmer's head off with the Clothesline From Hell for the second week in a row!
Steve White: Creed once again taking Wilmer out with another Clothesline From Hell just as he did at Meltdown!
Chuck Thompson: Conner called both of his shots, and he once again followed through here tonight, Steve!
Conner jumps back over the barricade and escapes through the crowd as Brianna jumps out of the ring to come to Wilmer's aid and Michael makes his was around to that side of the ring as well. Creed looks out at the Rissi's and the unconscious Wilmer as he throws his fists into the air, the crowd erupting with a mixture of cheers and boos at what he had just done.
Chuck Thompson: What does this mean for the weeks to come!?
Steve White: I don't know, Chuck, but we still have our main event coming up tonight! So let's wait and see how that plays out before we start thinking about next week!
The Rissi’s check on the brutally destroyed Wilmer as we fade out from the scene to a promo for Annihilation!
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a Christmas Tree Match where the winner will become the Number One Contender for the EHWF World Championship! To win this match you must climb the Giant Christmas Tree in the centre of the ring and retrieve the Star on the very top!
Mad Monster by Detroit Metal City plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First Tonight… The Masked German Monster… Lord Raab!
The camera looks at the ring and begins to move around it slowly. The fans in the audience wait patiently until the lights go out. You finally hear the words spoken throughout the arena with a deep voice. The Maga-tron was red, along with the mini-Tron, the stage, and the ramp. There's a logo there on all of them, and they begin to spin.
♪ I am a soldier
I stand ready to deploy, engage and destroy my enemies
I am The God of War ♪
The song "God of War" by Dirty Wormz ft Tech N9ne and Krizz Kaliko begins to play over the P.A System. That's when Fireblast from the sides and Chris Matthews comes out from the back. On the mini-tron, you see on the right side that says, "Embrace my vision" the middle part has Chris Matthews's face, and on the left side, it has CM. On the Mega Tron, it says CHRIS MATTHEWS with his logo behind it. He's wearing black wrestling tights with a white and rest start on his right leg, black knee pad on his left knee, red knee pad on his right side with his name and logo written in black. He has three red lines on his left side of his tights. He's wearing black wrestling boots with his logo and name on the sides. He has a red jacket with black fur hitting his neck.
♪ I am the God of War! Yeah, in my mind I'm a killer on the front line
Hardline, primed for wartime
In my bloodline, death by design
On the frontline still spitting hot iron
And my battle cry keeps me energized
This is suicide mentally I'm victimized ♪
He's wearing a black glove on his right hand and he brings that arm up as the fans go crazy. He lowers his hand as the lights start to flash faster and faster by the second. He begins to walk off the stage and moving down the ramp. He stops in the middle of the ramp and looks around at the fans.
♪ Too many times, too many lies
Who will survive, who'll be denied
And there ain't no sympathy for what they did to me
Squeeze and my clips run empty
Raw infamy, build intensity
Still kill 'em all to my murderous symphony ♪
He starts to move again and walks towards the steel steps. He walks alongside the ring and turns around as his backrest against the ropes. He looks at the crowd for a few more seconds before entering the ring. He takes off his leather jacket and tosses it outside. You can see black wrist tape on his left wrist. He grabs the ropes to make sure they are secured enough. He looks at the ramp and waits for his opponent.
Illa Isabella: And next his opponent… The Legend of Thunder… Chris Matthews!
The lights fade out, as a maniacal laugh from Alexandria can be heard right before "No World for Tomorrow" by Coheed & Cambria begins to blare throughout the arena. The lights come back in with a teal hue, as the crowd erupts with boos. Alexandria Kendrick steps out onto the stage, staring down at the ring, refusing to break her focus. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. She wore black compression shorts that ended just below her knees with a teal grim reaper design on the left leg while "Kendrick" in teal font went down her right leg. On her upper torso she wore a similar compression style women's tanktop that clung tightly to her body, to the delight of many in the crowd. She makes her way down the ramp, shaking her wrists and limbering up as she does so. She rolls into the ring underneath the bottom rope, quickly pushing herself up to her feet like a jump, showing off some of her strength. Alex would stand in the middle of the ring, pulling a pair of gloves out from her cleavage and pulling them on, one at a time. They seemed to also have a teal wolf design on each glove. She makes sure her fingers are in tight before pulling the velcro over, tightening the gloves around her wrist before popping her knuckles. She would then suddenly jump forward, placing her right foot on the bottom rope and catching her left foot onto the middle rope while grabbing a hold of the top rope with her left hand. Alex then raises her right fist into the air. "No World for Tomorrow" would slowly begin to fade out. Alex would hop off of the ropes and back into the corner, waiting for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And next up tonight… Alexandria Kendrick!
The opening of 'Be Right Here' by Kungs hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobbed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her boots off on the apron before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Illa Isabella: And Finally… She is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Joanna Rissi!
DING DING DING
Main Event: Joanna Rissi vs. Chris Matthews vs. Alexandria Kendrick vs. Lord Raab
The bell sounds and everyone is weary but Chris Matthews instantly jumps up to the Christmas Tree and tries to climb it! Lord Raab pulls him down and the start trading blows! This Christmas Tree is huge - 5 times the size of the other ones in the previous Christmas Chaos match so there’s not a lot of room to move around the ring! Joanna gets Alexandria in a wristlock but Alexandria twists out of it into a hammerlock! Joanna spins out and counters with an arm drag but Alexandria cartwheels out of it to the tree! She grabs a glass Christmas ball and smashes it into the side of Joanna’s head then sends Joanna through the middle ropes to the outside! Lord Raab hits Chris with a big right hand then another then a big uppercut! Chris hits the ropes and bounces back into a big boot to the head from his old rival! Alexandria sneaks around the other end and starts to climb the Christmas Tree!
Steve White: Lord Raab and Chris Matthews! No love lost there! Alexandria and Joanna brawling but Alexandria is able to break free of everyone and climb the tree!
Chuck Thompson: Brandon Bash isn’t here tonight but he’d love nothing more than for Alexandria to get that star and beat her ex husband for the World Championship, Steve!
Lord Raab shakes the Christmas Tree and Alexandria loses her balance! She falls from about a quarter way up! Alexandria gets up, holding her back! Lord Raab grabs her around the neck but Chris Matthews comes from behind and cracks a candy cane kendo stick across Raab’s back! Matthews swats Raab in the head with it then snaps it over his back! Raab yells in pain! Matthews jumps up and drop-kicks Raab into the corner! Matthews is up but Alexandria puts a Christmas Stocking over his head from behind! Matthews struggles as Alexandria starts to snap big kicks into him! He gets the stocking off but Alexandria hits him with a spinning backfist and he rolls out of the ring, holding his face in pain! Alexandria climbs the tree and the fans go wild!
Steve White: This is BRUTAL! Lord Raab is just ruthless! Weapons flying all over the place and Alexandria using that stocking to get the spinning backfist through!
Chuck Thompson: They’re beating the crap out of each other tonight!
Alexandria gets close to the top when Joanna slides in and starts to climb from the other side! Alexandria gets to the top and grabs the star but Joanna follows and punches Alexandria in the head! They start to trade blows at the top of the Christmas Tree and the fans are going wild! Alexandria teeters and Joanna gets her leg up and kicks her in the side but Alexandria holds onto the star! They fight over the star and the fans GO WILD! Alexandria grabs a glass Christmas ball and smashes it over Joanna’s head! Joanna grabs Alexandria’s arm and both of them plummet off of the top to the mat! Alexandria and Joanna yell in pain! Alexandria bleeds from her back and Joanna bleeds from the side of her head! They both grab the bottom of the tree and force themselves up but Lord Raab grabs Joanna around the neck then grabs Alexandria around then neck and takes them both out with a double Chokinator! The fans go nuts as Alexandria and Joanna are down!
Steve White: SHIT! Joanna and Alexandria - these two rivals beating the crap out of each other and coming off of the tree only to be double Chockinatored by Lord Raab!
Chuck Thompson: Lord Raab is gonna win this one! How can anyone get up after that impact?!
Lord Raab climbs the tree! He gets a quarter way just under half way but Chris Matthews climbs up and grabs his legs! Chris pulls him down and Lord Raab drops and lands on his feet with Chris! Both men start trading right hands! Lord Raab hits Matthews with a massive uppercut! Matthews falls into the ropes and desperately bounces off and leaps a lariat into Lord Raab, taking him down! Both men get up and Matthews grabs a barbwire tinsel wrapped candy cane! They fight over it as Matthews uses it to cut Lord Raab up but Lord Raab smacks it over Matthews back! Matthews rolls out and Lord Raab slides out with the tinsel barbwire! Matthews boots Lord Raab in the balls on the outside then grabs the barbwire tinsel candy cane and smacks Raab in the top of the head with it! Raab bleeds a lot but Matthews tosses the candy cane aside and slides in! Matthews climbs the Christmas Tree and the fans go wild!
Steve White: The hatred between Matthews and Raab! It’s brutal out there! That tinsel has barbwire in it dammit! Santa you’re a complete psycho! What is this?!
Chuck Thompson: This is amazing is what it is! These 4 top stars have literally taken pieces out of each other tonight all for a shot at Wilmer!
Matthews almost gets to the top but Alexandria shakes one side of the tree while Joanna shakes the other side! He loses his balance and is forced to take a couple of steps down! The fans are going wild but Matthews tries to climb it still! Lord Raab picks up one of the smaller Christmas trees on the outside and tosses it in the ring then picks it up and throws it up at Matthews! Matthews falls of of the tree and plummets down to the mat! The fans are going NUTS! Alexandria runs up and hits Lord Raab with End Game and he goes down! Joanna is already climbing the tree! The fans are so loud right now! Alexandria climbs as well and meets Joanna in the middle of the tree as the hold on and start to trade blows! Alexandria steps on one of the branches and boots Joanna in the midsection then pulls her in and hits Joanna with Perfect Shot off of the Christmas Tree down to the mat! The fans LOSE IT! The crowd erupts and Joanna and Alexandria impact the mat hard!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Perfect Shot off of the Christmas Tree! WHAT?! Joanna is bleeding and she’s NOT getting up after that!
Chuck Thompson: The impact was sickening! How did Alexandria even pull that off! She’s determined tonight, Steve, you heard her before!
Alexandria gets tossed out to the apron from Chris Matthews. Matthews grabs the wooden mistletoe wreath and lines up Raab and smacks it over Lord Raab’s head! Matthews then starts to climb the damn tree! The fans are loud but Alexandria has the candy cane kendo stick and smacks Matthews in the back as he falls off of the tree! Alexandria gets booted in the midsection! Matthews grabs Alexandria but she grabs the tinsel from the ropes and elbows him in the face then ties his hands up with the tinsel! She spins around and ties it around his neck next then re-ties it around his hands again! Alexandria with speed then boots Chris Matthews in the back into the corner! Alexandria turns around and Raab grabs her and raises her up by her neck! Raab then double handed chokeslams Alexandria out of the ring through one of the large presents on the outside! All we hear is a shatter! We see that Alexandria was put through a present box of glass ornaments! The fans go wild and a bleeding Alexandria screams!
Steve White: MY GAAWD! Stop this! You gotta stop this! Lord Raab just fucking chokeslams Alexandria through a present full of glass ornaments! This is too much!
Chuck Thompson: The Bae of The Year needs medical attention after that! I better go check on her and make sure she’s OK!!
Lord Raab is the last one standing and climbs the tree but we see one of the giant present boxes moving on the outside. The stage prop opens up and the fans go wild and start booing as Brandon Bash who wasn’t supposed to be here tonight, comes out of the present! Brandon Bash slides in the ring and grabs Lord Raab’s leg! Brandon pulls Raab off of the tree right into a Texas Chin Massacre as the fans GO NUTS!
Steve White: WHAT!? Brandon Bash! Brandon Bash! I thought he wasn’t here tonight? What the fuck is going on?! He was hiding in that present the whole time?
Chuck Thompson: He just Texas Chinmassacred Raab from the tree! He’s gonna make sure The CPO win this one!
The fans are booing Bash! Bash slides out of the ring and grabs Alexandria and rolls her back in! Bash slides in and tells her to climb the tree! She takes a moment and grabs the bottom branch but the fans LOSE IT as Eric Smith appears on the stage! Bash’s nemesis sprints down the ramp! Bash’s eyes go wide and he legs it around the tree as Eric slides in and knocks Alexandria off of the tree to the mat with his shoulder then he chases Bash around the tree!
Steve White: OH SHIT! Here we go! Eric The Rage Smith is here and he’s evening this one out and fighting Bash off! Alexandria couldn’t get there!
Chuck Thompson: Now Eric is chasing Bash around the tree as this match descends into chaos!!
Bash stops and grabs a Christmas ball! He swings it but Eric ducks it and then bounces off of the ropes for Breathless but Bash rolls out of the ring at the last second! Eric looks PISSED! Bash backs up the ramp! Eric levels Matthews with a clothesline then grabs Joanna by her arm and shoves her into the Christmas Tree and tells her to climb it before Alexandria does! Joanna nods and Eric wants Bash! Eric slides out of the ring and gives chase as Bash runs off! Eric and Bash are gone! They disappear and Joanna climbs the tree! The fans get loud but they get louder as Alexandria climbs the other side! Joanna grabs the star but Alexandria gets to the top and stops her! They start trading rights and lefts on the top of the Christmas Tree! Matthews gets up but he’s all still tied up from Alexandria!
Steve White: Alexandria tied up Matthews with that tinsel before and he can’t get up! Eric chases Bash off and now Joanna and Alexandria are at the top of the tree both clutching at the star and trading blows!
Chuck Thompson: Oh shit! I can’t watch! I can’t watch!!
Joanna swings a kick on the top of the Christmas Tree! Alexandria responds with one of her own! Joanna with another! Alexandria pushes herself off of the Christmas Tree into the air and spins around! With great athleticism she hits Joanna with her spinning backfist while in the air and falls back onto the Christmas Tree! Joanna plummets off of the tree and falls onto Lord Raab and Chris Matthews below! The fans GO WILD! The crowd erupts! Alexandria wrestles with the star on the top and finally takes it off as she holds it up and yells!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… Alexandria Kendrick!
Steve White: Alexandria did it! Alexandria did it! She’s gonna meet her ex-husband for the EHWF World Championship dammit!!
Chuck Thompson: Eric chased Bash off so you can’t even blame Bash for this one Steve… WHAT A MATCH! What a night! Alexandria is now the number one contender for the EHWF World Championship!
Alexandria’s music hits and she holds the star up! The fans are still going wild! Joanna lies on the mat, disappointed, hurt and defeated! Matthews and Raab sit at either ends of the ring, not happy…
Steve White: Well ladies and gents that’s all we have time for here tonight on a special episode of Christmas Chaos Mayhem! It’s been an amazing night and I can’t wait to see what happens from the fallout of all of this next week! Until then… Merry Christmas… Happy New Year… Good night and be safe!!
Alexandria’s music plays as she stands tall at the top of the Christmas Tree and holds up the star high and triumphant to the erupting crowd before we fade out to the EHWF Logo ending the show.