Post by EHWF Management on Mar 26, 2022 11:32:58 GMT -5
The scene opens up as official opening theme song of EHWF Sudden Death, “Madness” by All That Remains, is playing in the background. We pan into the scene where we see fans screaming in the crowd in the Rupp Arena! We get a clear shot of the arena and all the fans. As we cut to the pyrotechnics show, we move onto the broadcast area at ringside where Alexander Corvis and Maddie Murdock are waiting to start the night!
Alexander Corvis: Ladies and Gentlemen! We welcome you to EHWF Sudden Death LIVE here at the Rupp Arena in Lexington Kentucky in front of a packed house of fans ready to go for the first solo pay per view for EHWF Chaos! Tonight we have a HUGE night planned after the epic battles we witnessed last week! In the encounter that the whole universe has been waiting for - Ana Somnia will defend her EHWF Global Championship against Remi Skyfire in a huge main event tonight and I can’t wait!
Maddie Murdock: It’s going to be huge! The rivalry and hatred has built and built between Ana Somnia and Remi Skyfire and now it’s all going to boil over tonight with the Global Championship on the damn line! These two are gonna have a fight! They’re gonna tear each other to pieces as they’ve wanted to for months now! Such an intense and brutal rivalry has built between these amazing athletes and they both want to be Global Champion so badly at the end of the night! They’ve been at each other non stop week in and week out lately and it’s going to come to a culmination in the main event at Sudden Death! The Goddess vs. The Blackheart! We can only have one winner and one Global Champion at the end of this one!
Alexander Corvis: I can’t wait for that main event but we also get to see A HUGE Tag Team contest with Future Shock - Zoe and Jade defending their new EHWF World Tag Team Championships against the new and super impressive team of motherXmalice who have done nothing but impress week after week here in EHWF! We’re looking forward to hearing from both of these intense teams before their match! motherXmalice wants to take Future Shock out for good and the rivalry has been strong ever since DAHLIA and Miwa became number one contenders but Zoe and Jade just got these titles and they’re not looking to give them up so easily!
Maddie Murdock: And another massive title match as the brash, annoying and downright rude Remington Ivory Prescott puts his EHWF Extreme Championship on the line against Konrad Raab inside a steel cage! For weeks RIP has made Konrad’s life hell! RIP cost The Brothers of Balance their Number One Contenders match against motherXmalice and ruined their dreams of becoming tag team champs together! Then the week after RIP brutally assaulted Konrad Raab! Now Konrad wants vengeance and he wants RIP! RIP isn’t going to give up his title that easily though as these two men will do battle inside a steel cage!
Alexander Corvis: And the opener tonight is going to see bitter enemies Conner Creed and Stephen Sebastian team up to face Lord Raab and Emilio Gonzalos! The 4 of these men have been involved with the Showtime Championship! Raab, Sebastian and Gonzalos would love another shot at Creed but it looks like it’s going to have to wait as this tag team match will speak volumes for the winner! Can Creed and Sebastian even work together or will Raab and Gonzalos’ monster teaming prove too much tonight! What a match that will be!
Maddie Murdock: I just can’t wait for Sudden Death, Alexander! Lets start the show!
Backstage, Illa Isabella’s posted outside the Brothers of Balance’s dressing room with a microphone in hand. “Tonight, Chaos’ VERY FIRST Pay-Per-View event, Sudden Death, is going to see both members of the Brothers of Balance wrestle separately in matches with HUGE championship implications! Lord Raab will team with Emilio Gonzalos to take on the EHWF Showtime champion Connor Creed and his partner Stephen Sebastian-- and Konrad Raab is going to meet Extreme Champion Remington Ivory Prescott in a steel cage WAR to settle the bad blood that’s been simmering between them ever since Prescott stole an opportunity to challenge for the Tag Team titles from the Brothers,” she briskly rattles off. “So before--”
“rrrrRRRRrrRRRRRROAAAAAAR!”
“-- before-- we kick off tonight’s action--”
“RrrRRRrrRRRRRRROOOAAAaaAAaAAAAAR!!!”
An electric voice box goes a long way towards turning a little boy with a big imagination’s earnest roaring into something befitting a king among dinosaurs. Ditto the loud, thundering crashes looping with each step he takes in his inflatable T-Rex costume, stomping ever nearer to Illa from the corridor stretching beyond her.
“Let’s, uh--”
“TYRANNOSCOTTUS REX is HUNGRY!”
“-- let’s get a few words from--”
“rrRRrrrRRRRrrRRRROOAaooOOOAAAOOAaaOOOR!!!!!!!!!!”
Illa’s expression goes utterly blank for a moment before she composes herself enough to put a big, bright smile on. Turning to watch the approaching newcomer, she rapidly searches for the middle ground between humoring a small child and being annoyed by having to humor a small child; with a slight bend at the knees, she holds the microphone low so it’s waiting when--
“I must FEED… and the only food that will SATISFY my ROYAL TUMMY is a JELLY DONUT!”
“Oh? … oh! Of course. Sorry, I am… ALL out of jelly donuts,” Illa slowly replies, making a show of patting herself down just in case she HAPPENS to have a donut she simply forgot about, somewhere on her person. “... but if you promise me an exclusive interview with the world’s very first Tyrannoscottus Rex, I just might be able to help you find one…”
Backstage at the Rupp Arena and we immediately hear the footsteps of someone with a very focused and very driven individual. The camera rises up from the expensive shoes, which are flanked by two more pair and we get a treat. We get to see the likes of Vanity Reign, in all of her black suited splendor. She's dead center between Xandra Lennox and Leviathan Bancroft, both of these powerhouse individuals are dressed to the nines as they are accompanying Vanity Reign along this walk backstage.
The trio stops in front of a door and it takes a moment for Vanity to knock on it. A moment later the door opens and it's Adora Kincaid. She locks eyes with Vanity and the two of them have a bit of a staredown before Adora relents with an annoyed roll of her eyes.
Adora Kincaid: Boss? It's her.
Remington Ivory Prescott's arrival behind Adora Kincaid is punctuated by a roll of his eyes. He touches Adora on the shoulder and she moves out of the way so that he can be face to face with the bane of his current existence.
Remington Ivory Prescott: This is harassment. I can have you fired if you continue to--
Vanity Reign: Nonsense, Mr. Prescott. I just came down here to wish you luck tonight.
Remington Ivory Prescott: Really?
Vanity Reign: You see, I actually want you to retain your Extreme Championship tonight. As do my friends here.
Xandra Lennox and Leviathan Bancroft immediately crack their knuckles in tandem.
Remington Ivory Prescott: Uh huh. And why is that?
Vanity Reign: Oh, you busy man, have you forgotten? These two will be your opponents on the next Chaos after tonight. And that Extreme Championship you've grown so fond of?
Remington Ivory Prescott half turns his head to look at the Extreme Championship laying across the luxury bench in the locker room.
Vanity Reign: That will soon be theirs.
Remington Ivory Prescott: Never gonna' happen.
Vanity Reign: Oh, I beg to differ, Mr. Prescott.
Vanity Reign leans in a bit close to Remington Ivory Prescott at this moment and she grins.
Vanity Reign: Not all heroes wear capes.
Vanity Reign grins again as she pulls back and turns to walk away. Both Xandra Lennox and Leviathan Bancroft turned to walk alongside her.
Vanity Reign: Have fun being locked in a steel cage with a man whose championship dreams you've crushed on more than one occasion. Should be an easy night for you.
Remington Ivory Prescott almost snarls but goes to slam the locker room door closed.
Vanity Reign: Oh! One more thing, Mr. Prescott...
Remington Ivory Prescott narrows his eyes.
Remington Ivory Prescott: What?
Vanity Reign: To truly ensure that this time, you and Konrad settle this once and for all? Adora Kincaid is barred from ringside.
Remington Ivory Prescott: WHAT?!
The door's wide open now and both Remington and Adora are freaking the hell out in anger. This just brings a big grin to Vanity's face as she winks.
Vanity Reign: Ciao!
Vanity and her two young up and coming stars make their exit as Remington and Adora throw their fit in the locker room.
We cut to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following tag team contest is set for one fall!
The terrifying sounds of Emilio Gonzalo's music hits as the lights go dim. Red lighting lights up the arena as the fans boo. Fiery pyro hits the stage as Emilio comes out of the shadows dressed in a black tank top and black pants. He yells out at the fans in a rage as he comes down the ramp, yelling and taunting the fans while his anger grows. Emilio gets up the stairs and walks on the apron, looking out at the crowd in pure disgust before stepping out over the ropes and getting inside the ring where he makes his way into the center of the ring and raises his arms.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Emilio Gonzalos!
Mad Monster by Detroit Metal City plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Making his way to the ring… His partner tonight in this match… Lord Raab!
The lights in the arena suddenly fade to black. A few moments pass when suddenly a torch can be seen lit on the stage. A dim spotlight shines down to further show a man in a blood red cloak holding the torch up into the air with his left hand. The hooded figure would then pull the hood back, completely removing the cloak to reveal Brandon Bash standing before us in a suit just as red as the cloak he was wearing. He flashes a sinister grin as he steps aside, as "Beast in Black" by BEAST IN BLACK begins to play throughout the arena. The dim spotlight moves up from Bash to the curtains as a mountain of a man in a black cloak steps out from behind them while smoke begins to flow out around the stage. The cloaked man then suddenly throws the cloak off as he screams out in rage, revealing the monstrous muscular physique of Stephen Sebastian. Brandon Bash proceeds to make his way down the ramp, using the torch to guide him as Stephen follows close behind. As soon as they reach the bottom of the ramp, Bash puts the torch out with help from a ringside crew member as a dark orange/red hue of light begins to engulf the arena. Bash begins to make his way up the steel steps as Stephen jumps up onto the apron before pulling himself up to leap over the top rope in easy fashion. Bash climbs in through the ropes behind him as his monster of a client paces around the ring, slapping himself in the head and rolling his shoulders. Bash just stares into the camera, letting out a somewhat maniacal laugh as he claps and gestures to his newest client. Stephen makes his way to each turnbuckle, climbing up to the middle rope and giving a flex to show off his physique. Bash would then climb through the ropes and make his way down the steel steps to stand ringside as Stephen would continue to pace around the ring while his entrance theme begins to fade out, the rage boiling up inside of him as he awaits for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And next… their opponents tonight… First up… Stephen Sebastian!
"Come and Get It" by I Prevail starts filling the speakers and just as the distorted guitar picks up a man with a wooden Louisville slugger is walking out on stage he's dressed in street clothes consisting of blue jeans a shirt and a leather vest but still looks ready for a fight as he takes a second to look out over the crowd before yelling "Let's fucking go!" Barley audible over the music and starts his march down the ramp yelling at the fans as he goes until he makes it ringside running up the steps before turning around as he stands on the ring apron and holds his bat in the air for everyone to see both to get the fans excited and to remind his opponent of the ever-present threat before dropping the weapon at ringside and getting in the ring getting ready for the fight by taking off his vest and shirt.
Patricia Downs: And his partner tonight… He is the EHWF Showtime Champion… Conner Creed!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and it looks like Creed is going to start this one off with Raab and they’re gonna finish what they started last week! They circle each other in the middle of the ring before coming in for the lock up but Creed gets Raab around his waist from behind! Raab swings around and gets Creed in a forward headlock but Creed twists a counter into a wristlock to Raab and then starts driving himself into Raab with big shoulder thrusts to the side! Raab whips Creed into the corner and takes a moment to recover himself! Creed rushes out and dives down, taking Raab’s knee out with a chop block! Creed gets up and gets Raab in a headlock while Raab is down to a knee! Creed helps Raab up as Creed picks him up and rams Raab into the corner back first with authority! Creed goes to work with corner thrusts! Raab pounds Creed in the back and throws him off of him to the mat! Creed is up but Raab hits him with a big right hand then another then brushes his face and snaps a big uppercut into his chin! Creed hits the ropes in pain and stumbles back into a big boot from The Masked German Monster as the fans GO WILD!
Alexander Corvis: Conner Creed and Stephen Sebastian have been at it for the past 2 months with The CPO targeting Creed after his skirmish with Wilmer but Creed recently took the Showtime Championship from Stephen Sebastian!
Maddie Murdock: And Stephen wants his rematch! Problem is, Lord Raab and Emilio Gonzalos have also staked a claim to the Showtime Championship!
Lord Raab picks up Creed but Creed punches him away and starts hitting him with rapid right hands! The fans are going crazy! Creed bounces into the ropes and comes back with a running elbow shot to the head of Raab! Creed bounces back into the ropes again and this time takes Raab down with a big running shoulder block! The fans are going wild! Creed picks up Raab and pulls him in for a DDT but Raab hoists Creed up and plants him on the mat with a big spinebuster! Now the fans are really going loud! Creed stumbles up and Raab grabs Creed around the neck and hoists him up for Chokinator! Creed pushes off of him in mid air then boots Raab in the gut when he lands and then pulls him in and plants him with a big DDT! Creed and Raab are exhausted and hurt! Slowly Creed gets up and gets Raab up but Raab snaps a big uppercut into his chin and Creed falls into the corner! Stephen with the blind tag gets into the match! Raab is instantly levelled with a spear from Stephen!
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KICK OUT!
Alexander Corvis: Stephen with a blind tag after Creed and Raab beat the shit out off each other! Stephen in quick with a monster spear and gets a near fall!
Maddie Murdock: Close one for Raab as this one heats up and this unstoppable beast, Stephen Sebastian comes in to the match!
Raab with a kickout! Creed comes to on the apron and looks pissed off at the whole thing as he insults Stephen from the apron. Stephen not looking happy yells back at Creed and they get into an argument! Creed comes in the ring to confront Stephen but the ref stops him which gives Stephen time to run up and level Creed with a running right hand! Creed hits the mat, bleeding and rolls out of the ring! Raab uses the distraction to tag in Emilio! Stephen realises and turns around but Emilio runs and takes Stephen out with a big running gut block, using his huge gut to knock Stephen to the mat! Stephen is up and Emilio hits him with big right hands then body blocks! Emilio hits with big impact then chops Stephen in the head! Stephen hits the ropes and Emilio winds up a big punch but Stephen lifts Emilio and plants him with a huge spinebuster! The fans go NUTS as the ring shakes!
Alexander Corvis: Stephen and Conner just couldn’t let it be and they’re fighting each other dammit! What the heck are they doing?! They can’t work together!
Maddie Murdock: Huge spinebuster and that strength of Stephen Sebastian is ridiculous as he plants the huge Emilio with such power!
Stephen picks Emilio up and starts viscously kneeing him in the head with huge knees! Emilio is busted open and Stephen ends up standing Emilio up and taking him down with a short range lariat! The fans go wild at the display of power as Stephen dominates the big man! Stephen grabs Emilio by the hair and picks him up and hammer throws him into the corner! Stephen runs up to follow up but Emilio busts out and uses his massive size to take Stephen’s head off with a monster clothesline that sends Stephen spinning in the air and crashing to the mat! Stephen gets ripped up to his feet and planted with a huge powerslam in the centre of the ring as the fans are going NUTS! Emilio bounces off of the ropes and runs up, jumping in the air and landing all 450 pounds on Stephen with a huge running splash! Emilio covers!
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KICK OUT!
Emilio can’t believe Stephen kicked out after that and neither can the ROARING fans!
Alexander Corvis: Stephen takes some HUGE impact there but somehow kicks out! This guy is a machine!
Maddie Murdock: You got that right!! Stephen Sebastian pretty much crushed there but he still has the strength to kick out front he 450 pounder Emilio!
Emilio picks up Stephen and hits him with a monster knee to the gut! Stephen falls over and Emilio wants to fuck him up! Emilio lifts Stephen up over head and goes for Supreme Slam power slam but Stephen elbows him in the side of the head and gets off of him! Stephen with the bicycle kick knocks Emilio’s damn head off! Stephen grabs Emilio and rams him into the corner hard as he starts to bash him against the turnbuckle! Conner Creed runs back in with pure rage and clubs Stephen in the back of the head and the fans go NUTS as he strikes his own partner! Creed gets some stomps in on the back of Stephen but Stephen fights back and the two trade blows! Stephen is just too strong and drops Creed but doesn’t get a chance to follow up with Emilio levelling Stephen with a clothesline then popping him up when he gets up and crushing him with a huge buckle bomb as Creed and Stephen are now on the back foot in this match!
Alexander Corvis: Conner Creed and Stephen Sebastian having their own match on the side of this one! Everyone seemingly at Stephen’s neck right now! Emilio with that massive bomb looks to have put a stop to Stephen finally!
Maddie Murdock: That was HUGE from Emilio! Stephen looking beaten and bloody but I doubt he is down and out!
Stephen is bleeding from the back of his head as Emilio picks him up and swats him into the ropes with a big chop to the head! Emilio runs at Stephen but Stephen outta nowhere plants Emilio with a huge spinebuster! The fans are losing their shit right now! Lord Raab runs in and shoves Emilio who is on his hands and knees over to the mat then blasts Stephen with a big running blow! Raab and Stephen trade blows and come to a stalemate as Stephen looks to be bleeding from his whole head now! Raab with a big uppercut! Stephen hits the ropes and Raab goes to follow up but Stephen is too strong and tanks it, hitting Raab with a spear! Emilio stumbles to his feet! Stephen is soloing this one right now and the fans LOSE IT as Stephen pops Emilio on his back! Stephen gets the huge weight of Emilio up with his great strength then plants Emilio with his Rise of the Godhand (F5)! The entire ring shakes and the fans go NUTS!
Alexander Corvis: Stephen freaking fighting off everyone right now! Raab and Emilio losing sight of this one after taking the lead for only a few moments! Stephen puts them back in their place!
Maddie Murdock: The power of this man is shocking! He just threw Emilio like he was nothing and that might be the end of the damn match! Stephen Sebastian with the dominance here tonight!
Stephen can’t follow up after that massive effort as Conner Creed clubs him in the back then jumps on him and savagely starts hitting Stephen with rights and lefts! Stephen fights back and the two men get into a fist fight! The ref tries to break it up! Creed boots Stephen in the gut and pulls him in for a DDT but Stephen rages and throws Creed to the mat! Raab tries to attack Stephen from behind but Stephen tosses him over the top rope to the outside and the fans lose it! Emilio slowly gets up! Stephen lines him up! Emilio stands and Stephen runs up and levels Emilio with his Berserker Lariat! The fans are on their feet and everyone is down and out as Stephen covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Stephen Sebastian and the EHWF Showtime Champion… Conner Creed!
Alexander Corvis: Wow! It’s over and Stephen goes berserk at the end not only fighting against Lord Raab and Emilio Gonzalos but also fighting his own partner, Conner Creed! In the end Emilio takes it hard and Stephen picks up the win for his team!
Maddie Murdock: I’m telling you, this beast is unstoppable! Creed’s days as champion are numbered!
Stephen gets up but he’s too slow off of the huge effort and Conner Creed levels Stephen with a huge Clothesline From Hell! The fans are going NUTS! Stephen Sebastian is down! He’s down! The fans are cheering but Creed looks shocked as he turns around and sees Stephen trying to get up straight away albeit struggling!
Alexander Corvis: Conner Creed off of that one there! The second the bell hit Creed lined him up and took Stephen out with that big Clothesline From Hell!
Maddie Murdock: Stephen is dazed there but he’s trying to get up and when he does, Creed is dead!
Creed shakes his head as Stephen gets up using the ropes! Creed runs up and smacks Stephen in the face with the Showtime Championship belt! Stephen goes over the top rope and hits the outside floor as the fans go wild!
Alexander Corvis: Creed takes Stephen out and Stephen didn’t see that one coming at all!!
Conner Creed looks at the title belt then holds it up to all of the cheering fans as his music hits and we fade out.
For a brief, beautiful handful of moments, the world is nothing but rainbow glitter and feathers fluttering in the air. It’s all spritely giggles and flashes of sunny, hazel eyes. It’s shimmering fabrics rippling like streamers.
… and then those moments pass, leaving one tiny, beaming ball of dirty blonde bliss twirling rapturously in the sparkly mess she’s making of the seamstress’ stronghold. Showtime offers few moments of peace for Jospehine Baines, Costumer Extraordinary: there are last-minute adjustments to make, wardrobe malfunctions to head off, changing minds to manage; stealing a little ‘her’ time to cram a little bit of catering into her mouth without worrying where the crumbs go is a luxury.
“What in the HELL--”
And after tonight’s visit from a five year-old tornado with VERY particular tastes in fashion, it’s very possible she’ll never leave her post again-- at least, not without some sort of child-proof cage for protection.
Hands on her hips, with full lips ajar in disbelief, the middle-aged mother of two struggles for just a tick to find EXACTLY the right words for the moment:
“Little girl, if you don’t bring your glittery behind over here right NOW…!” seethes, setting the tiny terrorist at wide-eyed attention. “Whose ARE you? What is your NAME?”
“U-um-- um, my name is, um, Cessily, and my Auntie Darcy and Auntie Miwa said my big sister had to watch me, but…” she hastily explains, running up to Josephine while those big, hazel eyes begin to shine with puppyesque innocence.
We cut to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a steel cage match and it’s for the EHWF Extreme Championship!
Cold as Ice by M.O.P plays over the sound system as Konrad comes out through the curtain, wearing his blue and black facepaint with his black and blue gear along with his wrestling trousers with his nickname The Iceman on the back of them with Pit Bull Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands with a side cross necklace on his neck with the blue and black yin-yang tattoo on his right shoulder and Iceman from X-Men tattoo on his back, ice wolf tattoo on his left chest, ice bear tattoo on his right chest and flame cage tattoo on his left shoulder. Also has a penguin, walrus and a polar bear stitching on the left-hand side of his chest, stating Stop Climate Change.
He then high fives the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and does a holdup on each turnbuckle and everyone cheers him as he gets down from the turnbuckle and does a few boxing punches to the cameras before he looks at his opponent waiting for the match to finally start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First Tonight… He is the challenger… The Iceman… Konrad Raab!
The TRXSH GACY Remix of "The Red Capes Are Coming" by Junkie XL & Hans Zimmer fades in as the lights in the arena dim. The voice of Remington Ivory Prescott comes in.
"What's my superpower?"
A money green spotlight shines down upon the stage where we get to see Remington Ivory Prescott standing tall and proud in the center of the stage. The green light bounces off the diamond ring that's prominently displayed on his pinky. Adora Kincaid steps out right behind him.
"I'm rich."
As the lights come back up, he holds his hands up to embrace the love or the hate as hundred dollar bills rain down from above him. Remington Ivory Prescott brushes his shoulders off with a smug arrogance.
With an arrogant stride, Remington Ivory Prescott his way down the ramp, ignoring any of the cheering or jeering fans. His attention is focused on the ring and he takes his sweet time climbing the steps and walking down the apron. He ducks under the ropes and goes to stand in the center of the ring where he basks in whatever attention comes from the crowd.
Eventually, Remington Ivory Prescott backs into a corner of the ring, pulling off his scarf to hand to Adora Kincaid as he settles in for this match.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… He is the EHWF Extreme Champion… The Business… Remington Ivory Prescott!
DING DING DING
Already RIP is mouthing off at a determined Raab as the cage lowers over them! They come up to tie up but Raab has no interest and instead starts hitting RIP with a mean boxing combo! The fans are getting into this one early as RIP tries to find refuge around the ring but Raab is all over RIP as he tries to cover up! RIP gets to the cage wall and is able to shove Raab away! Finally they tie up and Raab powers RIP over but RIP turns them and gets Raab into the cage wall! RIP whips Raab but pulls him back and grabs his legs then lifts him up and drops him into the steel cage wall! RIP starts hitting Raab with big right hands and he stumbles into the corner where Raab counters with a back elbow to the face of RIP! RIP runs up and hugs Raab where he runs him back first into the cage wall! RIP clings to the cage wall and springs a flying kick off into Raab’s chest! Raab is down and RIP gets on top of him with vicious punches!
Alexander Corvis: Remington Ivory Prescott is the young brash asshole who came into EHWF and one of the first things he did was ruin Konrad Raab’s dream of finally becoming tag team champ with his brother! Not only did he do that but last week he brutally assaulted Konrad Raab as well so there is a lot of intensity here tonight!
Maddie Murdock: Konrad Raab wants to get revenge tonight and these two are already going at it!
RIP grabs Raab’s hair and rips him up to his feet! They trade blows and Raab whips RIP but RIP reverses it and whips Raab into the cage wall! Raab comes off of it hard but RIP grabs his head and smacks it off of the cage wall! He does it again and again and again! Raab falls to his knees and RIP gets a knee in the back of his head and grabs the cage as we get a close up of Raab’s head and face being pressed into the cage wall! Raab screams in pain as RIP crushes his face into the cage wall! RIP lets go of Raab and grabs him and we see he’s bleeding across his face in the shape of the chainlink! RIP grabs his head and neck and then slings Raab back first into the cage wall hard as the fans go wild!
Alexander Corvis: RIP ruthless right now! He’s crushing Konrad Raab’s face against the cage right now! Using the cage as a weapon and tearing the face and head of Konrad up right now!
Maddie Murdock: This is brutal! RIP not letting Konrad get anymore shots in! Konrad might want revenge tonight but RIP is determined to pick up a big defence!
RIP gets on top of Raab and rubs his forearm over his eyes as Raab struggles on the mat! The fans boo RIP who then gets up and lines Raab up! Raab gets up and RIP grabs him but Raab rams RIP into the cage wall! Raab runs RIP up and whips him right into the other side of the cage wall and RIP comes off hard! The fans get behind Raab as he comes over and punts RIP in the ribs with pure anger! RIP puts his hand out and asks for a time out! Raab slaps his hand away and hits him with a right hand then picks him up and gets him around the waist! Raab goes for The Frozen Pin but RIP grabs the cage wall to stop it! Raab tries to tear him off of it but RIP lets go and counters with a back elbow into Raab’s face! RIP grabs Raab by the back of the head and then runs him face first into the cage with a big thud! The fans go wild as Raab rolls round in pain and we see blood gush from Raab’s forehead!
Alexander Corvis: Konrad fighting back and getting some big hits and big punches in and he’s done the damage but RIP just crushed Raab against the cage again!
Maddie Murdock: Raab is bleeding really bad now! RIP has used the cage to his advantage! RIP has used the cage perfectly tonight!
RIP comes over and starts to stomp out Raab on the mat as the fans boo and Raab tries to cover himself up! RIP stops and then goes to the cage wall and showboats to the booing fans. RIP picks Raab up but Raab’s anger is too strong and he gets a burst of energy! Raab starts hitting RIP with random punching and boxing combos! RIP gets rocked and falls only for Raab to hit him even harder! The fans are going wild! RIP is on his knees and Raab yells at him and grabs his head! He cocks his fist back for a big right hand but RIP low blows Raab! Raab falls to the canvas and the fans boo as both men are hurt on the mat! RIP uses the cage wall to get up! RIP lines Konrad Raab up and runs at him when he gets to his feet but Konrad has one last burst left in him as he sidesteps RIP and plants him with a spinebuster! The fans LOSE IT as both men are down once more but Raab is bleeding quite badly now!
Alexander Corvis: All was lost for Konrad but that hatred for RIP kept him alive and he just planted RIP and now the fans are going NUTS! Raab is gonna do it here tonight!
Maddie Murdock: The title is on the line and we might see a new champion! Raab needs something big to put RIP down for good now! He can do it! He can do it now!
Raab claws his way back up and then starts to climb the damn cage! RIP slowly gets up to his feet but his eyes go wide as he looks around and see Raab halfway up the cage! Raab springs off of the cage wall with some big hight and lands a huge flying moonsault off of the cage right onto RIP! The fans ERUPT and Raab somehow covers RIP with his last morsel of energy!
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KICK OUT!
Alexander Corvis: WHAT!? Kick out! Huge kick out! Konrad Raab springs off of the cage wall and hits a moonsault! That was amazing! Somehow RIP kicks out!
Maddie Murdock: RIP kicks out there and he’s still alive! These fans are going WILD! Konrad Raab didn’t get it and RIP won’t give up! Raab can’t believe it!
Raab can’t believe it! He smacks the mat in a rage! RIP gets up and Raab grabs him around the waist to finish him with Frozen Pin! RIP grabs the cage wall and hangs on for dear life! Raab gets tired! RIP lets go and blasts him with the back elbow across the face! RIP with a thumb to the eye and Raab falls against the cage! Raab is dazed and confused while RIP reaches into his boot and pulls out the Kryptonite Diamond Ring! The fans boo and Raab stumbles back into the centre of the ring! RIP stands up and he cocks his fist back! Raab turns around and RIP hits Raab with Kryptonite Overture (Power of the Punch w/ "Kryptonite" Diamond Ring) The Diamond Ring comes off of Raab’s skull and Raab goes down! Raab is a bleeding mess on the mat as the fans boo! RIP covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner…. STILL the EHWF Extreme Champion… The Business… Remington Ivory Prescott!
Alexander Corvis: That son of a bitch! RIP pulls out every trick and he uses the damn cage to his advantage to wear Raab down and he beats him yet again! RIP has put Konrad Raab away here tonight!
Maddie Murdock: Konrad Raab gave it his all but RIP has truly done a number on him and he is STILL the Extreme Champion!
RIP starts stomping Konrad Raab out on the mat as the cage is lifted! RIP is on top of the bloody and beaten Konrad Raab and hits him in the head with big right hands with the Kryptonite Ring as the fans boo! Suddenly they fans change to cheers as Kelson Hewitt appears on the stage and sprints down to the ring!
Alexander Corvis: WHAT?! Kelson Hewitt? He’s back! He’s back! Kelson Hewitt is here! The man of steel is making the save right now!
Kelson slides in the ring and RIP gets off of Raab and rolls out of the ring! The fans are going wild and Kelson helps Raab to the corner! Kelson gets up on the ropes and points out to RIP who is backing up the ramp! RIP holds up the Extreme Championship as the fans are going wild! RIP insults Kelson as he backs off and Kelson points out at him, telling RIP that he will face justice! We fade out as the fans go wild!
“Aren’t you supposed to like… talk about how you’re gonna, fuckin’... break someone’s jaw, or whatever you talk about…?”
Immaculately gelled blonde spikes might just be the closest the girl sprawled on DAHLIA and Miwa’s dressing room sofa has come to caring about anything in days. Weeks. Months--
The phone and whatever she’s idly flipping through on it certainly don’t count. The t-shirt and jeans she threw on at the last minute before being dragged out of the door don’t count. Wherever Scott and Cessily wandered off to in search of snacks to fill their greedy little bellies WOULD count, if they were anywhere else-- if they weren’t surrounded by people whose jaws she’s pretty sure the thickly muscled woman in the dressing room doorway really WOULD fuckin’ break if a hair on her siblings’ heads was out of place whenever they turned up.
“Like… did you get done EARLY, or…?”
“No, Ash, we didn’t get done EARLY--”
A beat passes. The rest of DAHLIA’s instinctive snap-back lingers uncertainty on her tongue.
“-- wait, what the fuck are you doing HERE--?”
“Winning,” Miwa flatly supplies, drawing up behind DAHLIA to peer past the shorter woman’s shoulder and study Ash, sprawled and uncaring. “For me, who guaranteed in no uncertain terms that expecting a thirteen year-old to play last minute babysitter instead of spending time with her friends would be a disaster.”
Even though her eyebrows lift for emphasis once or twice, there isn’t a shred of amusement in Miwa’s tone or expression.
“Hnnh,” Ash agrees, scrolling.
“... aight, so they’re… fuckin’... they’re probably just scroungin’ for sugar somewh--”
“RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” the Scottosaurus Rex bellows, his primeval jaws caked with powdered sugar and raspberry jam as he thunders towards the dressing room, towed by an exasperated Illa.
“--... aight, but that don’t mean--”
“HI AUNT DARCY look how PRETTY I AM!”
“-- ah, fu-oomph!”
Before she knows it, DAHLIA is accosted by a sparkling hug aimed squarely for her knees. The buckling’s for show; the buckling’s an instinct, quickly honed throughout this new stage of she and Miwa’s lives. The buckling brings her low enough for a nice, long look at a faceful of rainbow glitter accented by glitter-kissed hair; on the way back up, she spies a knowingly arched brow and a smirk that tell her she and Miwa are going to be on the hook for buying Josephine whatever she wants for lunch for a while-- and that’s for STARTERS.
“She IS very pretty,” Miwa admits with a soft smile, leaning in to kiss DAHLIA’s cheek. “Which I’m SURE will comfort you as you’re rubbing my feet on the other side of our victory… right, Darcy?”
“God /fucking/--”
“LANGUAGE, Aunt Darcy!” Ash gasps, looking up in mocking horror. “The LAST thing any of us wants is for my sweet li’l brother and sister to grow up with POTTY MOUTHS!”
“-- aight, but you GET that you’re grounded as-- -- heck-- now,” DAHLIA lowly rumbles through glaring at her most difficult niece, “right? Just so we’re -- flipping -- clear.”
While Ash doesn’t answer, the smug little smile she wears while returning to her phone says that she not only knows, but already ran the numbers to determine that being grounded as heck is absolutely flipping worth it living in this particular moment, right now. We fade out from this scene.
Remi’s Yenko Camaro pulls into the parking garage of Rupp Arena, weaving around walking fans and people in general moving to and fro to get wherever they’re going to. After moving up several floors she is able to find a spot and pulls in smoothly before the driver side door opens and a jean clad leg ending with a brown square toed boot steps out. Remi stands and takes in the cool air of the parking structure before stepping out from behind the door and closing it. She’s dressed in the aforementioned jeans, ripped in several places strategically, and a black tank top with the letters “KILR” across the front in orange. Her hair is pulled pack in a loose tail with loose strands, one of which she brushes back as she puts a beat up brown cowboy hat on her head. A pair of mirrored aviators complete her look, and reflect the other cars in the structure as she makes her way to the trunk of her car to retrieve her gear bag.
She shoulders the bag strap before closing her truck with a thud and making her way to the wrestler’s entrance. At the door she’s greeted by a security person who smiles grimly at her and nods as she walks past. Remi eyes the guard, but doesn’t say anything as she makes her way toward her locker room. The PA she asks for directions gives her a similar look to that the security guard gave her as she points Remi in the direction of her room. Skyfire takes off the aviators and narrows her eyes at the woman standing in front of her.
Somethin’ wrong?
The woman shakes her head.
No Remi, I just…well good luck tonight is all. Ana is tough.
Remi grunts in acknowledgement and heads in the direction she was given. She sees a few familiar people along the way and they all give her varying degrees of sympathetic or sad looks, each annoying Remi more than the last. Finally she reaches her locker room and drops her bag on the floor, shutting the door behind her. She takes off the hat and tosses it on the dresser before walking over and dropping heavily in a chair. She leans her head back to relax but can’t seem to, the looks of pity and sympathy still fresh in her mind. Finally she jolts forward, digging her phone out of her front pocket, and makes her way over to her gear bag to pull out a little tripod to set the phone on.
Fuck it…
She sets the phone and stand up on the dresser and angles it to capture her standing a few feet away. Checking the picture, she decides she’s happy with the look and hits the record button.
Ana Somnia…Ana Somnia…it’s all everyone talks about. Ana Somnia has defended her title eighteen times, no one can touch her, Ana Somnia is walking death, well let me tell you, me and dead owls don’t give a hoot about Ana Somnia. I mean, shit, I walk down the fucking corridor and it’s like people are going to a funeral when they see me. Like they see me already beaten and broken as if the match has already happened. People acting like it’s them getting in that ring with her, and if it were I guess I get it. I’m the underdog, the upstart, but if I thought like, apparently, everyone else thinks then how am I supposed to win?
I guess some people don’t expect me to win, they think I’m going to go out there, have a good showing, but come up short like eighteen other people have. Thing is, that ain’t what’s going to happen. I’m not walking out to Rupp Arena, may as damn well be my hometown, to lose to some stuck up idiot who talks down to people, acts like she’s some kind of wrestling god, and thinks just because she’s beaten everyone else who has challenged her she’s going to beat me.
Fuck. Ana. Somnia. You people are so far up her ass you don’t even understand the possibility exists she could not be successful. Jaysus, I mean does she scare all of you that much? Look at her, she’s not scary, she’s in crossfit shape and beats people up. She may have faced challenges at one time, but she’s built herself up so much in everyone’s head that most people have lost before they get in the ring with her.
Not me. I’m not afraid of KGB Barbie, not even a little bit. She’s got the Global Championship, I want the Global Championship, that’s the end of it. I’m going to take that title belt and prove to everyone who won’t look me in the eyes as I walk past that Remi Skyfire is the Real-goddamn-Deal, that when I say I’m going to do something, I do it, and that Ana Somnia is not someone everyone needs to be afraid of. She’s human, just like everyone else. I know this isn’t the normal, laid back, fun Remi, but apparently I have to be serious for people to think I’m serious.
I’ve sat and watched Ana post tweet after tweet talking bout how great she is, how she’s going to run all over Remi Skyfire and put her down, and how no one can touch her. I walk through airports and arenas and see people frowning and wishing me luck with sorrow in their eyes like I’m headed to an execution, and frankly I’m tired of it. Ana Somnia ain’t faced no-goddamn-body like Remi Skyfire, but she’s about to realize exactly what I am and what I’m capable of. See, I’ve been talking for weeks about what I’m going to do, but time for talk is over. Now is the time for me to punch Ana in her stupid face and take the title from her that defines her entire existence. I’m not just going to dethrone a champion, I’m going to unhinge her when I take everything she holds near and dear.
I been saying this since the start, I’m here for the Global Championship. I’m here to make EHWF a better place, and right now? I’m here to beat the shit out of Ana Somnia. I’m Remi Skyfire, I’m the Blackheart, and soon you’ll be calling me Champion.
We cut to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a tag team match set for one fall and it’s for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships!
The lights go black, then "Machine Gun" by Portishead begins to play. Each round of rapid-fire drum beats triggers a scattershot shower of white beams throughout the arena; each distorted guitar riff fires tiny, shining holes through the otherwise solid black field on the 'tron.
The moment Beth Gibbons' voice begins to waft through the air:
... the lights snap on, revealing the back of a short but powerfully built woman with a patchwork purple, red, and black hooded drape drawn, and a rippling, tattoo and scar-strewn bicep flexing;
And a somewhat taller, leaner woman right in front of her, hunched low with platinum blonde hair hanging like a veil as she bobs from side, an agitated readiness at odd with her long, languid breaths.
One is DAHLIA, "Hell's Belle" with burning eyes and a penchant for brutality;
The other is "The Broken-Winged Crane" Miwa Iizuka, sadist with a beguiling smile.
As Gibbons' voice stretches, Miwa slaps the ramp and springs up to her full height while DAHLIA snaps around at breakneck speeds, only for the two women's hands to meet in a tight clasp while several streams of violet sparks burst into the air at 45 degree angles to frame them. In perfect time, they draw together to share a brief kiss that ends with DAHLIA turning a cocksure smirk towards one half of the audience and Miwa giving the other a broad smile while her eyes are still hidden. DAHLIA then drapes her arm over Miwa's shoulders; a larger, vertical pyro charge jets up behind the pair as they begin walking to the ring.
Together, they are motherXmalice.
As they make their way down the aisle, DAHLIA eagerly shit-talks, flips birds, and even blows smug kisses towards any fans who provoke her, if only by rooting for their opponent; Miwa, meanwhile, just meets the odd fan with gleaming predator eyes eagerly seeking tender muscles and vulnerable joints.
Also, the occasional middle finger.
Upon reaching the ring, DAHLIA hops to plant her knee on the apron, then straightens and sits on the middle rope to further widen the gap she's opening up for her partner. Right afterwards, Miwa leaps up to the apron, grabs the middle rope, and swings herself through the gap in one fluid stream of motion, leaving DAHLIA to leap over the top rope. Once her feet meet the mat, she throws a fist into the air while stalking towards the center, and Miwa does an acrobatic roll to meet her. Once they're together again - back to back, standing and hunched, just like before for a beat - DAHLIA seizes the drape in one hand. Once she flings it aside, Miwa thrusts upright, throwing up splayed hands that clench the air when she hits her full reach while DAHLIA throws her arms out to either side as if she's inviting the whole world to square up.
They head for their corner once their music begins to fade down, with DAHLIA sinking back to lounge against the turnbuckles with her arms draped over the ropes, and Miwa adroitly bounding up to the second rope, then top turnbuckle so she can take a seat and let her leg dangle over DAHLIA's shoulder.
In spite of their casual posture, DAHLIA's fingers drumming on the ropes, Miwa's foot bouncing against the turnbuckle, and two sets of laser-focused eyes speak volumes about their mutual impatience as they approach the cusp of violence.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First Tonight… They are the challengers… Miwa Iizuka and DAHLIA… motherXmalice!
The guitar riff starts in as the front entrance lights up with blue lights, steam and fog pouring around the stage. As the beginning lyrics start up, Jade rushes out to the entrance as pyro goes off, lifting her fist into the air before walking down the ramp, a grin on her face. She walks the outside of the ring, greeting the fans before crawling into the ring and running to the turnbuckle and spreading her arms wide.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… First… One half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Jade Moxie!
Soft pink lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And her partner… She is the other half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING
The fans are going wild for this one as Miwa circles the ring with Zoe. They both go around for a while before they tie up in the ring! Miwa knees Zoe in the midsection! Zoe spins around and gets Miwa in a rear hammerlock! Miwa backs through and gets her in a hammerlock of her own before Zoe twists out into a wristlock! Miwa hits an arm drag but Zoe cartwheels out of it! Zoe bounces off of the ropes and leap frogs over Miwa then comes off of the ropes and hits Miwa with a flying forearm! They get up and Zoe gets Miwa in a headlock! Miwa twists out of it and then starts bringing Zoe in with rapid fire knees to the side! One after the other Miwa gets big knees in! Miwa whips Zoe into the ropes! Zoe cartwheels into the ropes then flies backwards off of the ropes and hits Miwa with a springboard elbow! The fans are going wild for the fast paced action! Miwa is hurting after that one! Zoe lines her up! Zoe grabs the top rope and springs off of it for a flying kick! Miwa ducks it! Zoe lands on her feet but Miwa hits Zoe with a roundhouse kick to the damn head! Zoe is down!
Alexander Corvis: These two teams have built quite the rivalry especially last week where we saw Miwa defeat Jade in one on one action which didn’t bode well for the champs! Now Miwa and Zoe are going at it and these two seem quite evenly match right now, Maddie!
Maddie Murdock: Zoe started off with control pretty early but Miwa just put her down and with all we’ve been seeing from motherXmalice tonight, I think that they’re more than ready and more than prepared to take it to Future Shock tonight!
Miwa grabs Zoe by the hair and pulls her to her feet! Miwa with a nice striking combo finishes it off with a spinning kick to the midsection! Zoe is bent over and Miwa bounces off of the ropes and then hits her with a famerasser! Zoe is down and Miwa covers quickly as the fans go wild!
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KICK OUT!
Zoe rolls in pain to the centre of the ring! Miwa runs up and leaps to the middle ropes then springs off for a lionsault! Zoe gets her knees up and Miwa lands right on them! Miwa holds her torso in pain as Zoe quickly gets up and boots Miwa in the midsection and plants her with the Zoeplex! The fans go NUTS! Both women are beat up and tired but Zoe wants to end this one! Zoe off of the ropes drops down and hits Miwa with rolling thunder as the fans cheer!
Alexander Corvis: Woah! Look at them go at it! Zoe fights back and claws control back for her team after it looked like Miwa may have had her in a tough spot! Zoeplex followed by rolling thunder and that’s not easy to come back from!
Maddie Murdock: Zoe is so resourceful and skilled in that ring, Miwa didn’t see any of that coming!
Zoe is up and picks Miwa up from her hair! Miwa slaps Zoe across the face then jumps up and dropkicks Zoe to the mat! Miwa backs off and tags in DAHLIA as the fans go WILD! Zoe gets up and Miwa and DAHLIA plant her with a big flapjack! The fans are all on their feet as Miwa rolls out of the ring and DAHLIA covers Zoe!
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Jade breaks it up and the fans lose it! The crowd is the loudest they’ve been all night! DAHLIA easily grabs Jade and tosses her through the middle ropes to the outside! DAHLIA whips Zoe into the ropes and when she comes back she uses her strength to grab her and use her momentum into a big sidewalk slam! The much bigger DAHLIA crunches Zoe with impact on the mat as she covers her again!
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KICK OUT!
Alexander Corvis: This one is so fast and so back and forth that I can’t keep up! The fans are so loud! DAHLIA is in there now and she’s dominating! DAHLIA so strong and so powerful is really hammering Zoe right now as she gets the near fall!!
Maddie Murdock: This one is heating up! DAHLIA thought she had it there and looks shocked that Zoe got the kick out!
Miwa yells encouragement! DAHLIA scoops Zoe up on her shoulder but Zoe rapidly starts elbowing DAHLIA in the face while she’s up there! Zoe slides off of DAHLIA’s back! DAHLIA turns around into a super kick from Zoe and we see DAHLIA’s nose is busted! Zoe falls into the corner and tags in Jade! Jade gets to the top rope and leaps off, hitting DAHLIA with a missile dropkick, sending DAHLIA into the ropes and sending the fans crazy! They both come up close and Jade starts to snap kicks and strikes into DAHLIA’s midsection and legs respectively! Jade ducks a swing from DAHLIA then snaps a kick into her legs! Jade with a boot to the gut then tries to get DAHLIA up on her back but DAHLIA is far to heavy and DAHLIA counters it into a huge reverse power slam onto the mat!
Alexander Corvis: The strength of DAHLIA!!
Maddie Murdock: Future Shock are having a hard time keeping up now! Miwa wore them out and DAHLIA is using that power to crush them! Jade needs to think of something really fast here!!
DAHLIA grabs Jade by her hair and she scream! DAHLIA runs Jade up and tosses her square into the ring post through the turnbuckle! DAHLIA grabs on to Jade from behind and plants her with a German Suplex across the damn ring with a lot of power! The fans are on their feet! Zoe yells for the tag but DAHLIA runs across the ring and knocks Zoe off of the damn apron and sends her into the barricade! DAHLIA yells and screams for Jade to get up! Jade is up and DAHLIA grabs her but Jade slaps her away and bounces off of the ropes! DAHLIA swings but Jade ducks then bounces off of the ropes again and hits DAHLIA in the chin with a jumping thrust kick! The fans are on their feet! Jade runs up and nails DAHLIA with a high knee that sends DAHLIA into the corner! Jade wants to follow up but DAHLIA bursts out of the corner while Jade runs at her! DAHLIA flattens Jade with a big running STO!
Alexander Corvis: SHIT! DAHLIA just freaking flattened Jade! It’s not looking good for Future Shock but I won’t count them out here just yet!
Maddie Murdock: I think we’re gonna see new champs tonight!
DAHLIA grabs Jade around the torso and hoists her up, planting her with a big gut wrench powerbomb with authority! Now the fans are going CRAZY! Jade crawls to the ropes and tries to get up! Jade falls into the corner and elbows Miwa in the face! DAHLIA runs at her for a big corner move but Jade comes out with a drop toehold and DAHLIA eats the corner hard! Jade runs up for a corner high knee but with DAHLIA’s strength she pops Jade up and slams her down hard on the turnbuckle! DAHLIA tags in Miwa! Miwa goes to the top rope! DAHLIA executes a double underhook powerbomb with a release at the apex, then Miwa catches Jade with a top rope splash to drive her into the mat, hitting Flowers on Your Grave! DAHLIA slides out of the ring as Zoe goes to rush in! DAHLIA catches her and tosses Zoe into the barricade head first with great power! Miwa covers Jade in the ring!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners and the NEW EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Miwa Iizuka and DAHLIA… motherXmalice!
Alexander Corvis: I didn’t see that coming! motherXmalice have skyrocketed up the charts here in the federation to become the best team around and they ARE the NEW EHWF World Tag Team Champions! What a night and what a match!
Maddie Murdock: Future Shock gave it their all but motherXmalice have come in to EHWF and they’ve taken it by force! Tonight we have new Tag Team Champs! Miwa and DAHLIA just sent a clear message as they knock off Zoe and Jade here tonight!
DAHLIA and Miwa celebrate to their music in the ring! They embrace and hold up the title belts as Jade and Zoe lick their wounds on the outside! The fans are going wild as we see the image of DAHLIA and Miwa holding their new title belts up before we fade out to a promo!
We cut to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following main event contest is set for one single fall and it’s for the EHWF Global Championship!
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES;
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm kicking through the P.A. demands the attention of every fan in VENUE HERE as an enveloping arterial red lighting overwhelms the entire venue. Pandemonium courses through the capacity crowd while a thick fog pervades the entrance stage, emphasizing the foreboding atmosphere. As Lzzy Hale's throaty, powerful vocals continue over the band’s harsh guitars and a vibrant white flashing light overtakes the arena, the Devil Herself saunters through the curtain and steps into the ominous mise-en-scène before her with the Russian flag draped over her back, her head bowed forward.
ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look high-rise hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as gold laces hanging untied from either side. The Russian Coat of Arms is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a cropped black leather biker jacket closed most of the way.
Her EHWF GLOBAL CHAMPIONSHIP is wrapped around her sculpted waist. She lifts her head and lifts the flag up behind her while straightening her arms out to either side, making the flag more rigid and visible for a moment. A ringside attendant appears through the curtain to catch the flag as Somnia releases it behind her and he scrambles back into Gorilla with it before Somnia’s arms even reach her sides. The arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more disdainful and sinister when those lips twist into a malicious sneer.
She allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the venue to the other before returning her focus to center, settling her vision on the ring on the far end of the entrance ramp. Ana tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in animalistic resent, baring her black MMA mouthguard—one which is inscribed in arterial red with the Russian word БЕССПОРНЫЙ for Undisputed—to the fans, soon bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at her theatre of war ahead.
The Undisputed then stomps down the ring to ringside, confidence pouring out of every imperious movement she makes. Once she reaches the foot of the entrance ramp, Somnia struts to the bottom of the steel stairs leading up to the ring apron. Hopping up and down on her toes, Somnia shadow boxes for a moment or two and then lowers her arms to a more defensive stance where she sharply cocks her head side-to-side to loudly crack her neck.
She hastens up the stairs with purpose and ventures out about halfway across the apron nearest the ramp. Sneering as she looks out on the crowd one more time, Somnia scrapes the bottoms of her boots against the apron. She rips open her jacket with a hand pulling apart on either side and leans back on the top rope with her arms stretched on either side of her, flexing her abdomen in this pose. Accomplishing this feat in one fluid motion, Somnia once again bares her mouthguard, running her tongue against the ridges of the inscription.
After smirking proudly for a moment, the Huntress suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner, hopping up and swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring to sit upon the top turnbuckle as if it were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She once again bares her mouthpiece to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high overhead with both arms.
Subsequently, Slavic Steel slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then backs into her corner, where she stretches out, limbers up, and soon champs at the bit to get this fight started as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim, awaiting the opening bell.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First Tonight… She is the Goddess of War… She is The Slavic Stunner… The Huntress… Slavic Steel… The EHWF Global Champion… Ana Somnia!
The EHWF Global Champion, Ana Somnia, stands in the center of the ring awaiting her opponent, Remi Skyfire’s entrance with the title belt still around her waist. The crowd is buzzing with anticipation at the entrance of Ana’s rival and hometown hero as the lights go out, plunging Rupp Arena in darkness and causing the buzz to erupt in cheers.
The cheering increases as upbeat horn music begins to play and a bright spotlight shines directly at Ana, causing the champion to throw up her hand to keep her eyes free of the shine. The horns build to a crescendo before the familiar voice of James Brown cuts them off.
Owwwwww!
The music then shifts to start playing Livin’ In America as the lyrics blare out across the arena. The spotlight shifts suddenly to the stage as two lines of showgirls walk out on the stage dressed in red, white and blue swimsuits. They take up flanking positions on the stage as a chrome pole wrapped in red and blue streamers ascends from the floor. Riding the pole is the challenger, Remi Skyfire, one leg hooked over the other and one arm holding the pole as the other holds a white cowboy hat with a Red star in the center of the headband.
Rather than her normal gear, Remi is wearing a pair of white booths with red and blue laces, her normal black fishnets, red, white, and blue Apollo Creed style trunks with “SKYFIRE'' emblazoned across the front and a blue top with withe and red accents. She takes a slow spin on the pole before stepping off and motioning for the showgirls to flank her. After they’ve done so, she starts making her way to the ring, all smiles as Ana stands in the center, holding what she sees as her ring.
The crowd is singing along as the showgirls circle the ring and Remi wipes her feet on the apron before stepping into the ring and immediately mounting the turnbuckle to fling her hat into the crowd. Laughing, she pulls her mouthguard from the strap of her sports top and sets it in place before dropping to the mat and walking to face the champion.
Patricia Downs: And now… Introducing the challenger tonight… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and the fans are absolutely erupting with cheers! Ana and Remi are forehead to forehead with intensity as they lock eyes and insult each other in the centre of the ring! Commentary is drowned out but the mass of cheers tonight! Ana throws the first punch and the fans go nuts! Remi responds with her own right hand! They both trade monstrous right hands over and over until Remi snaps a wild kick into Ana’s ribs! Remi snaps another one then another as she takes some air out of Ana! Remi whips Ana into the damn ropes and when Ana comes back Remi takes Ana down with a spinning elbow to her chest! Ana hits the mat hard! Remi gets Ana in a headlock but Ana breaks out of it! Ana hits Remi with a judo toss! Remi didn’t see it coming and suddenly she’s trapped in a face lock on the mat!
Alexander Corvis: These fans are going CRAZY tonight! These two women who are arguably two of the strongest and most skill athletes of all time have wanted to get their hands on each other and have built one of the most intense rivalries we’ve see and now they’re really going at it and beating the crap out of each other tonight!
Maddie Murdock: No one has given Ana Somnia a great challenge like Remi Skyfire has! The EHWF Global Championship is on the line right now as Ana transitions Remi to a face lock right now!
Remi breaks free! Both women are up! Ana with a right hand but Remi goes right back to Ana’s ribs with another kick that hits like a shotgun! Ana stumbles back and Remi whips Ana off of the ropes! Ana bounces back and Remi takes her down with a running shoulder block! Remi gets all of it and stalks Ana! Ana gets to her feet and Remi hoists her up and plants her with a big olympic slam as the fans get loud! Remi with the strength is able to rip Ana up and plant her with a big mat slam! Remi wants a third big power move but Ana with a short elbow breaks Remi’s grip! Ana with a sidekick to Remi’s head then a right hand then a left jab! Remi is trapped! Ana with a thrust kick to Remi’s chest! Remi swings, Ana ducks and then hits Remi with a MMA style knee to the midsection then blasts an elbow over her back! Remi coughs in pain! Ana with no mercy snaps a roundhouse in on the top of Remi’s head and Remi falls into the ropes! Ana pushes Remi against the ropes then springs her off! Remi bounces off of the opposing ropes! Ana bends down for a back body drop but Remi kicks Ana in the head! Ana takes it and stumbles back as Remi springs off of the middle ropes to the top rope then leaps off with a springboard drop-kick to take Ana down again as the fans ROAR!
Alexander Corvis: WOW! They’re beating the fuck out of each other! Remi with some big moves! Ana then takes control and tries to beat Remi up but Remi takes the punishment and comes back in a big way as she takes Ana down!
Maddie Murdock: You’re right! This actually is a challenger for the seemingly unstoppable Ana Somnia who has dominated for over 2 years now! I think Ana come in prepared but was maybe still too over confident to Remi’s actual ability tonight! She needs to get her head on in this match!
Ana is up! Remi with a kickboxing combo of striking and snapping kicks on Ana, again, targeting the now bruised up ribs of Ana! Ana is out of breath for a short second and Remi hugs her and plants her across the ring with a big belly to belly suplex as the fans go NUTS! Remi wants something else as she rips Ana up for some sort of slam! Ana’s athletic ability is out of this world as she flips midair and lands on her feet then hoists Remi up on her back! Ana slings Remi off of her back and sends her crashing to the mat! Ana gets Remi up again and once more slings Remi off of her back to the mat with authority! Remi tries to fight Ana off of her but Ana overpowers Remi and again with another be slinging slam off of her back to the mat just throws Remi around like a sack of potatoes! For a fourth time as the fans ROAR and Remi looks messed up, Ana slings Remi off of her back with impact! Remi is down and Ana covers her!
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Alexander Corvis: Ana Somnia’s power is ridiculous! She just threw Remi Skyfire around like nothing and shook the whole ring with those huge slams! I don’t think Ana expected Remi to even kick out of that assault!
Maddie Murdock: A normal person would be out cold after that but Remi Skyfire has proven that she’s no normal person!
Ana grabs Remi by her chin and yells something in Russian to her before shoving her down to the mat! Ana goes on the outside to the apron and climbs the top rope as the fans go wild! Unexpectedly Remi leaps up into action and dropkicks Ana as the gets to the top rope! Ana comes off of the top rope and falls to the outside floor in a heap and with a thud! The fans go WILD! Remi is still a bit beat up from before but she kicks into gear as she bounces off of the ropes! Ana gets up and Remi leaps over the top rope and lands on Ana with a big splash sending the fans NUTS! Remi grabs Ana on the outside and runs her back first into the apron! The fans are the loudest they’ve been all night as Remi rolls Ana back into the ring! Remi stomps on Ana’s left leg a couple of times! Ana’s not expecting it as Remi grabs hold of the leg and locks Ana in Yours Cruelly (Inverted Indian Deathlock)! She’s got it locked in on the mat and tries to hold it! Ana yells in pain as Remi targets her legs! Remi is in shock as Ana crawls over to the ropes, dragging Remi with her! Ana gets the rope break! Both women get up but Ana has to use the ropes! Remi runs up and fires a hard kick into Ana’s ribs then another then another then finally kicks Ana’s legs out, sending her to the mat as Remi yells with adrenaline and the fans cheer!
Alexander Corvis: Remi firing up and targets the ribs and legs of Ana! Tried for that submission but Ana too strong and gets to the ropes! This a freaking battle here tonight!
Maddie Murdock: Remi took punishment before but she’s not letting that get her down! Remi with that insane speed has been able to catch Ana on the back foot after it looked like Ana might come away there! Now Remi is trying to grasp control and Ana needs to switch it up now!
Remi stomps on Ana’s shin then drops a knee on her shin! Ana yells in pain but Remi knows she’s gotta follow up! Remi grabs Ana’s leg and starts yanking at it and pulling it! Ana springs Remi off of her into the turnbuckle with great leg power! Remi holds her side, she didn’t see it coming! Ana gets up and she’s PISSED! Ana limps up and tries to catch her breath but it doesn’t take her long to recover at all as she runs up and hits Remi with a running corner splash! Remi takes it hard and stumbles around the ring! Ana springs to the middle then the top rope and leaps off hitting Remi with a springboard roundhouse! Remi is down and Ana smacks the mat and yells! Ana picks Remi up and hoists her on her back but Remi elbows Ana in the side of the head and then gets her knee in to the side of Ana’s check! Remi gets down and hoists Ana up and gets her in the torture rack! She wrenches at Ana for a moment before spinning around and tossing Ana high in the air, sending her crashing down with impact with the torture rack slam! The fans LOSE IT as Remi covers Ana quickly!
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Alexander Corvis: Remi is FIGHTING back right now! Ana tries to get something in there but the damage Remi did to her ribs and her legs paid off and Remi was able to capitalise! Remi with that massive slam but only gets a two count!
Maddie Murdock: If Remi wants to defeat Ana she has to put her through absolute torture… that is if Ana is even able to be defeated!
Remi picks Ana up and knocks her about with a European uppercut! Remi hits Ana with another one and Ana falls into the ropes! Remi gets love from the super loud crowd! Remi runs up for a running move but Ana knocks Remi down with a huge Texas Tornado (Butterfly Kick)! The fans go crazy for that movement out of nowhere! Remi holds her mouth which is now busted open! Ana pulls Remi up by her hair and headbutts her into the ropes! Ana goes to follow up but Remi hits Ana with a hard back elbow! Ana stumbles back and we zoom in to see Ana is bleeding from her forehead and mouth! Remi runs up and plants Ana down with a huge bulldog from behind! Remi with the sunset flip moments later!
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Ana reverses it and pins Remi down!
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Remi shoves Ana off of her! Ana lunges but Remi is ridiculously fast! Ana’s eyes widen as she loses track of Remi and Remi in a blur of speed punches Ana square in the face! Remi with a discus lariat then takes Ana down! Ana sprawls across the ring! Ana claws onto the ropes! She gets up slowly in the corner but thought she had more time as Remi EXPLODES off with her amazing speed and hits Ana with Thotgun (Elijah Express)! The fans go wild! Both knees impacting Ana’s back at amazing speed! Two huge marks on Ana’s back as Remi drops down and rolls Ana up after that one!
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Alexander Corvis: Remi’s speed is NOT normal! Look at that! That HUGE Thotgun but SOMEHOW Ana is still able to kick out! Remi has done all the right things but Ana just isn’t going down!
Maddie Murdock: Ana hurt Remi before and almost put her through the damn canvas! If Ana gets that opportunity again, Remi might not survive it!!
Remi gets on top of Ana and starts beating her with big right hands on the mat! Ana rolls Remi over and starts blasting her with hammerfists! Both women get up! Remi swings the kick but Ana blocks it! Ana swings a punch but Remi ducks it! They both fire a kick but their legs meet and cancel each other out as they’re blown back! Remi again goes for her speed and maneuverers around Ana and swings around in midair with a huge punch to the head of Ana! Remi lands then runs up and knocks Ana down with a big hip and shoulder! Ana gets hit with Remi’s shoulder right in her chin! Ana starts to bleed a bit more heavily now as the fans go wild! Remi hoists Ana up! Ana slides off of Remi’s back! Ana with a roundhouse but Remi is too fast! Remi with a thrust kick but Ana catches her leg then pulls Remi into a clothesline! Remi is down! Ana sees Remi get to a knee then she cracks Remi with her Pila Udar Buzzsaw Kick! Remi is down and Ana covers her!
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Alexander Corvis: Another kick out from Remi Skyfire after a HUGE impact this time that monster kick from Ana! Remi taking more and more punishment! Ana looking surprised that she kicked out of that!
Maddie Murdock: Remi is trying to tire Ana out right now but I don’t think Ana gets tired so this might not be the best strategy!
Remi jumps up with her speed once more and drives a big fist into Ana’s already damage ribs! Ana spits up and coughs and falls to the ropes! The fans are going crazy with cheers! Remi lunges at Ana but Ana boots Remi in the midsection then presses her overhead! The fans erupt for the show of power by Ana! Ana plants Remi with an overhead press slam! Ana climbs the turnbuckle and then leaps off, hitting the hurt Remi with a huge flying moonsault! The fans are going wild but Ana is going to calculate this one and go one step further to put Remi away! Remi is in pain on the mat but slowly stirs to her feet! Ana roars and rolls up in front of Remi and plants her with a huge Slavic Stunner! Remi takes it hard and Ana wipes some blood from her eyes as she covers Remi!
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Alexander Corvis: WHAT?! Sh-She kicked out!? Remi kicked out of that reckless stunner! How the heck did she do that! Ana Somnia looks shocked! No one knows how Remi had the fight to kick out of that!
Maddie Murdock: Ana is definitely shocked after that kick out!
Ana grabs Remi and hammer throws her from one side of the ring over the top rope and sends her crashing to the outside floor! Remi is in pain on the outside! Ana slowly comes over and waits for Remi to get up! Ana vaults over the top rope for a crossbody but Remi catches her! The fans go nuts and Ana is shocked! Remi walks backwards and then tosses Ana behind her right into the barricade! Ana’s back comes off of the barricade HARD! The fans are going wild! Remi is gonna follow up! She grabs Ana and lifts her up and turns her around on her shoulders! Remi pushes her up and plants Ana on the apron with a big apron powerbomb! Ana yells in pain and Remi rolls Ana in the ring! Remi slides in and covers Ana!
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Alexander Corvis: Jeez! Remi went berserk there and Ana still kicked out and now Remi is look frustrated! She can’t lose her cool or it’s not gonna work out well!
Maddie Murdock: Remi needs to focus more on her speed! She needs to try and do more damage to Ana! If Ana finds an opening she’s gonna hurt Remi!
Remi goes to get Ana up but Ana forces her down and gets her half locked in with Wanderlust! Ana tries to get her down as Ana controls Remi and Remi thrashes around and struggles! Ana has it half locked in but it’s still choking her! Remi finds the ropes! Remi turns around and snaps another big kick in Ana’s ribs! Ana swings but Remi’s speed comes into play as she dodges and snaps another kick into Ana’s ribs! Remi hits Ana with a huge belly to belly suplex and the fans love it! The fans get even louder when they get up and Ana plants Remi with a German Suplex! The fans are going crazy and both women lie on the mat, hurt, bleeding and exhausted!
Alexander Corvis: There’s gonna be nothing left of this damn ring by the end of the night! These two superwomen are tearing it up! The fans are the loudest I’ve heard in a while!!
Maddie Murdock: I can’t tell who the heck is gonna win this! I thought Ana but Remi will not go down!
Both women get up! Remi tries to blast off again but Ana uppercuts Remi in the midsection and sends a shockwave through her! Remi coughs up blood and falls in the corner! Ana pulls Remi in for The Сука Silencer! Remi shoves Ana off of her then hits Ana with a push kick! Remi runs up and nails Ana with a spear and the fans go CRAZY! Ana is down and this is Remi’s only chance! Remi gets to the top rope! Ana stirs to her feet and Remi leaps off of the top rope! Remi’s flying knees impact Ana’s face as she hits her with her The Sex Pistol (The Magnum) finisher! Ana hits the mat and her face and head are bleeding badly! Remi’s hit it and she’s done it! She covers!
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Alexander Corvis: OH SHIT! NO WAY! ANA KICKED OUT! ANA KICKED OUT! HOW THE FUCK DID SHE KICK OUT OF THAT! THERE’S NOTHING THAT CAN STOP HER!
Maddie Murdock: Remi can’t believe it and neither can the fans who have just LOST IT! WHAT A MATCH!
Remi is in shock! She doesn’t know what else to do! Remi rolls out of the ring and drags a dazed and bleeding Ana out of the ring! Remi hammer throws Ana into the steel steps on the outside! Ana’s head and shoulder impact the steel! Remi falls against the apron, hurt and tired! Ana is bleeding far more than Remi but Ana somehow still gets up. Ana in a rage grabs one of the steel steps and tosses it over the barricade! The fans are SHOCKED! The front row fans scream and run out of the way as the steel steps crush the front row chairs and Ana snarls in a rage! Remi runs at Ana but Ana takes out Remi with a big spear! The fans go wild as Ana rolls Remi back in the ring!
Alexander Corvis: FUCK! Ana is going fucking nuts! She just tossed the steel steps in the front row in a rage! She almost crushed the damn fans and now she’s levelled Remi with that huge spear! It’s over!
Maddie Murdock: How long have these two been going for! This is amazing! This is a classic!
Ana gets Remi on the mat from behind and wrestles with her! She overpowers her and locks her in Wanderlust and chokes her! Remi is a second away from fading out as she can’t overpower Ana! Remi uses her Thotdoken fireball in front of her! The big ignition fireball blazes in front of them and engulfs them for a second which causes Ana to break the hold! The fans go CRAZY! Remi gets up with her super speed and runs a huge punch into Ana’s face!
Alexander Corvis: The Thotdoken fireball! Genius by Remi firing it in front of them to break the damn hold!!
Maddie Murdock: Ana didn’t expect that! What the heck!? What else can happen in this damn match!
Ana with a boot to the midsection to Remi! She hoists her up for Zver’ Bomb! Remi pushes off of her and whips Ana into the corner hard! Ana takes the impact as Remi runs up for Thotgun again! Ana jumps up in the corner and Remi runs into her boot! Remi falls to her knee! Ana bursts out of the corner and jumps on the kneeling Remi for Hunted! Remi barely ducks it and gets right up and springs to the top rope with her back facing Ana as Remi clings to the turnbuckle! When Ana runs around Remi propels herself off and spins in midair getting her knees into Ana’s face as she hits her with another Sex Pistol! The fans LOSE IT as Remi forces herself to crawl on Ana and hook both legs!
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Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the NEW EHWF Global Champion… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire!
Alexander Corvis: NO WAY! She did it! Remi Skyfire did it! She beat Ana Somnia! Remi Skyfire is the new EHWF Global Champion! WHAT. A. MATCH! WHAT A DAMN MATCH WE JUST WITNESSED!
Maddie Murdock: Remi Skyfire and Ana Somnia fought an amazing match but Remi wins it in the end by the skin of her teeth! Remi Skyfire becomes the 2nd person to defeat Ana Somnia and the only one to actually beat her at 100%! What a contest we just saw!
The fans are going crazy! Ana Somnia is on the apron, hurt, tired, bleeding and looking disappointed! Remi rolls up and get the title belt and limps to her feet as she gets her arm raised by the ref before she falls back down to the mat, unable to go anymore with her music playing and the fans cheering! Ana Somnia walks over to the barricade and looks out at the whole situation.
Maddie Murdock: I don’t think these two are done… not by a long shot!
Alexander Corvis: Well ladies and gentlemen that’s all we have time for tonight! It’s been an INCREDIBLE night and Remi Skyfire is our NEW Global Champion! We’ll see you next week at Chaos… Good night and be safe!
Alexander Corvis: Ladies and Gentlemen! We welcome you to EHWF Sudden Death LIVE here at the Rupp Arena in Lexington Kentucky in front of a packed house of fans ready to go for the first solo pay per view for EHWF Chaos! Tonight we have a HUGE night planned after the epic battles we witnessed last week! In the encounter that the whole universe has been waiting for - Ana Somnia will defend her EHWF Global Championship against Remi Skyfire in a huge main event tonight and I can’t wait!
Maddie Murdock: It’s going to be huge! The rivalry and hatred has built and built between Ana Somnia and Remi Skyfire and now it’s all going to boil over tonight with the Global Championship on the damn line! These two are gonna have a fight! They’re gonna tear each other to pieces as they’ve wanted to for months now! Such an intense and brutal rivalry has built between these amazing athletes and they both want to be Global Champion so badly at the end of the night! They’ve been at each other non stop week in and week out lately and it’s going to come to a culmination in the main event at Sudden Death! The Goddess vs. The Blackheart! We can only have one winner and one Global Champion at the end of this one!
Alexander Corvis: I can’t wait for that main event but we also get to see A HUGE Tag Team contest with Future Shock - Zoe and Jade defending their new EHWF World Tag Team Championships against the new and super impressive team of motherXmalice who have done nothing but impress week after week here in EHWF! We’re looking forward to hearing from both of these intense teams before their match! motherXmalice wants to take Future Shock out for good and the rivalry has been strong ever since DAHLIA and Miwa became number one contenders but Zoe and Jade just got these titles and they’re not looking to give them up so easily!
Maddie Murdock: And another massive title match as the brash, annoying and downright rude Remington Ivory Prescott puts his EHWF Extreme Championship on the line against Konrad Raab inside a steel cage! For weeks RIP has made Konrad’s life hell! RIP cost The Brothers of Balance their Number One Contenders match against motherXmalice and ruined their dreams of becoming tag team champs together! Then the week after RIP brutally assaulted Konrad Raab! Now Konrad wants vengeance and he wants RIP! RIP isn’t going to give up his title that easily though as these two men will do battle inside a steel cage!
Alexander Corvis: And the opener tonight is going to see bitter enemies Conner Creed and Stephen Sebastian team up to face Lord Raab and Emilio Gonzalos! The 4 of these men have been involved with the Showtime Championship! Raab, Sebastian and Gonzalos would love another shot at Creed but it looks like it’s going to have to wait as this tag team match will speak volumes for the winner! Can Creed and Sebastian even work together or will Raab and Gonzalos’ monster teaming prove too much tonight! What a match that will be!
Maddie Murdock: I just can’t wait for Sudden Death, Alexander! Lets start the show!
Backstage, Illa Isabella’s posted outside the Brothers of Balance’s dressing room with a microphone in hand. “Tonight, Chaos’ VERY FIRST Pay-Per-View event, Sudden Death, is going to see both members of the Brothers of Balance wrestle separately in matches with HUGE championship implications! Lord Raab will team with Emilio Gonzalos to take on the EHWF Showtime champion Connor Creed and his partner Stephen Sebastian-- and Konrad Raab is going to meet Extreme Champion Remington Ivory Prescott in a steel cage WAR to settle the bad blood that’s been simmering between them ever since Prescott stole an opportunity to challenge for the Tag Team titles from the Brothers,” she briskly rattles off. “So before--”
“rrrrRRRRrrRRRRRROAAAAAAR!”
“-- before-- we kick off tonight’s action--”
“RrrRRRrrRRRRRRROOOAAAaaAAaAAAAAR!!!”
An electric voice box goes a long way towards turning a little boy with a big imagination’s earnest roaring into something befitting a king among dinosaurs. Ditto the loud, thundering crashes looping with each step he takes in his inflatable T-Rex costume, stomping ever nearer to Illa from the corridor stretching beyond her.
“Let’s, uh--”
“TYRANNOSCOTTUS REX is HUNGRY!”
“-- let’s get a few words from--”
“rrRRrrrRRRRrrRRRROOAaooOOOAAAOOAaaOOOR!!!!!!!!!!”
Illa’s expression goes utterly blank for a moment before she composes herself enough to put a big, bright smile on. Turning to watch the approaching newcomer, she rapidly searches for the middle ground between humoring a small child and being annoyed by having to humor a small child; with a slight bend at the knees, she holds the microphone low so it’s waiting when--
“I must FEED… and the only food that will SATISFY my ROYAL TUMMY is a JELLY DONUT!”
“Oh? … oh! Of course. Sorry, I am… ALL out of jelly donuts,” Illa slowly replies, making a show of patting herself down just in case she HAPPENS to have a donut she simply forgot about, somewhere on her person. “... but if you promise me an exclusive interview with the world’s very first Tyrannoscottus Rex, I just might be able to help you find one…”
Backstage at the Rupp Arena and we immediately hear the footsteps of someone with a very focused and very driven individual. The camera rises up from the expensive shoes, which are flanked by two more pair and we get a treat. We get to see the likes of Vanity Reign, in all of her black suited splendor. She's dead center between Xandra Lennox and Leviathan Bancroft, both of these powerhouse individuals are dressed to the nines as they are accompanying Vanity Reign along this walk backstage.
The trio stops in front of a door and it takes a moment for Vanity to knock on it. A moment later the door opens and it's Adora Kincaid. She locks eyes with Vanity and the two of them have a bit of a staredown before Adora relents with an annoyed roll of her eyes.
Adora Kincaid: Boss? It's her.
Remington Ivory Prescott's arrival behind Adora Kincaid is punctuated by a roll of his eyes. He touches Adora on the shoulder and she moves out of the way so that he can be face to face with the bane of his current existence.
Remington Ivory Prescott: This is harassment. I can have you fired if you continue to--
Vanity Reign: Nonsense, Mr. Prescott. I just came down here to wish you luck tonight.
Remington Ivory Prescott: Really?
Vanity Reign: You see, I actually want you to retain your Extreme Championship tonight. As do my friends here.
Xandra Lennox and Leviathan Bancroft immediately crack their knuckles in tandem.
Remington Ivory Prescott: Uh huh. And why is that?
Vanity Reign: Oh, you busy man, have you forgotten? These two will be your opponents on the next Chaos after tonight. And that Extreme Championship you've grown so fond of?
Remington Ivory Prescott half turns his head to look at the Extreme Championship laying across the luxury bench in the locker room.
Vanity Reign: That will soon be theirs.
Remington Ivory Prescott: Never gonna' happen.
Vanity Reign: Oh, I beg to differ, Mr. Prescott.
Vanity Reign leans in a bit close to Remington Ivory Prescott at this moment and she grins.
Vanity Reign: Not all heroes wear capes.
Vanity Reign grins again as she pulls back and turns to walk away. Both Xandra Lennox and Leviathan Bancroft turned to walk alongside her.
Vanity Reign: Have fun being locked in a steel cage with a man whose championship dreams you've crushed on more than one occasion. Should be an easy night for you.
Remington Ivory Prescott almost snarls but goes to slam the locker room door closed.
Vanity Reign: Oh! One more thing, Mr. Prescott...
Remington Ivory Prescott narrows his eyes.
Remington Ivory Prescott: What?
Vanity Reign: To truly ensure that this time, you and Konrad settle this once and for all? Adora Kincaid is barred from ringside.
Remington Ivory Prescott: WHAT?!
The door's wide open now and both Remington and Adora are freaking the hell out in anger. This just brings a big grin to Vanity's face as she winks.
Vanity Reign: Ciao!
Vanity and her two young up and coming stars make their exit as Remington and Adora throw their fit in the locker room.
We cut to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following tag team contest is set for one fall!
The terrifying sounds of Emilio Gonzalo's music hits as the lights go dim. Red lighting lights up the arena as the fans boo. Fiery pyro hits the stage as Emilio comes out of the shadows dressed in a black tank top and black pants. He yells out at the fans in a rage as he comes down the ramp, yelling and taunting the fans while his anger grows. Emilio gets up the stairs and walks on the apron, looking out at the crowd in pure disgust before stepping out over the ropes and getting inside the ring where he makes his way into the center of the ring and raises his arms.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Emilio Gonzalos!
Mad Monster by Detroit Metal City plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Making his way to the ring… His partner tonight in this match… Lord Raab!
The lights in the arena suddenly fade to black. A few moments pass when suddenly a torch can be seen lit on the stage. A dim spotlight shines down to further show a man in a blood red cloak holding the torch up into the air with his left hand. The hooded figure would then pull the hood back, completely removing the cloak to reveal Brandon Bash standing before us in a suit just as red as the cloak he was wearing. He flashes a sinister grin as he steps aside, as "Beast in Black" by BEAST IN BLACK begins to play throughout the arena. The dim spotlight moves up from Bash to the curtains as a mountain of a man in a black cloak steps out from behind them while smoke begins to flow out around the stage. The cloaked man then suddenly throws the cloak off as he screams out in rage, revealing the monstrous muscular physique of Stephen Sebastian. Brandon Bash proceeds to make his way down the ramp, using the torch to guide him as Stephen follows close behind. As soon as they reach the bottom of the ramp, Bash puts the torch out with help from a ringside crew member as a dark orange/red hue of light begins to engulf the arena. Bash begins to make his way up the steel steps as Stephen jumps up onto the apron before pulling himself up to leap over the top rope in easy fashion. Bash climbs in through the ropes behind him as his monster of a client paces around the ring, slapping himself in the head and rolling his shoulders. Bash just stares into the camera, letting out a somewhat maniacal laugh as he claps and gestures to his newest client. Stephen makes his way to each turnbuckle, climbing up to the middle rope and giving a flex to show off his physique. Bash would then climb through the ropes and make his way down the steel steps to stand ringside as Stephen would continue to pace around the ring while his entrance theme begins to fade out, the rage boiling up inside of him as he awaits for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And next… their opponents tonight… First up… Stephen Sebastian!
"Come and Get It" by I Prevail starts filling the speakers and just as the distorted guitar picks up a man with a wooden Louisville slugger is walking out on stage he's dressed in street clothes consisting of blue jeans a shirt and a leather vest but still looks ready for a fight as he takes a second to look out over the crowd before yelling "Let's fucking go!" Barley audible over the music and starts his march down the ramp yelling at the fans as he goes until he makes it ringside running up the steps before turning around as he stands on the ring apron and holds his bat in the air for everyone to see both to get the fans excited and to remind his opponent of the ever-present threat before dropping the weapon at ringside and getting in the ring getting ready for the fight by taking off his vest and shirt.
Patricia Downs: And his partner tonight… He is the EHWF Showtime Champion… Conner Creed!
DING DING DING
Match #1: Conner Creed & Stephen Sebastian vs. Lord Raab & Emilio Gonzalos
The bell sounds and it looks like Creed is going to start this one off with Raab and they’re gonna finish what they started last week! They circle each other in the middle of the ring before coming in for the lock up but Creed gets Raab around his waist from behind! Raab swings around and gets Creed in a forward headlock but Creed twists a counter into a wristlock to Raab and then starts driving himself into Raab with big shoulder thrusts to the side! Raab whips Creed into the corner and takes a moment to recover himself! Creed rushes out and dives down, taking Raab’s knee out with a chop block! Creed gets up and gets Raab in a headlock while Raab is down to a knee! Creed helps Raab up as Creed picks him up and rams Raab into the corner back first with authority! Creed goes to work with corner thrusts! Raab pounds Creed in the back and throws him off of him to the mat! Creed is up but Raab hits him with a big right hand then another then brushes his face and snaps a big uppercut into his chin! Creed hits the ropes in pain and stumbles back into a big boot from The Masked German Monster as the fans GO WILD!
Alexander Corvis: Conner Creed and Stephen Sebastian have been at it for the past 2 months with The CPO targeting Creed after his skirmish with Wilmer but Creed recently took the Showtime Championship from Stephen Sebastian!
Maddie Murdock: And Stephen wants his rematch! Problem is, Lord Raab and Emilio Gonzalos have also staked a claim to the Showtime Championship!
Lord Raab picks up Creed but Creed punches him away and starts hitting him with rapid right hands! The fans are going crazy! Creed bounces into the ropes and comes back with a running elbow shot to the head of Raab! Creed bounces back into the ropes again and this time takes Raab down with a big running shoulder block! The fans are going wild! Creed picks up Raab and pulls him in for a DDT but Raab hoists Creed up and plants him on the mat with a big spinebuster! Now the fans are really going loud! Creed stumbles up and Raab grabs Creed around the neck and hoists him up for Chokinator! Creed pushes off of him in mid air then boots Raab in the gut when he lands and then pulls him in and plants him with a big DDT! Creed and Raab are exhausted and hurt! Slowly Creed gets up and gets Raab up but Raab snaps a big uppercut into his chin and Creed falls into the corner! Stephen with the blind tag gets into the match! Raab is instantly levelled with a spear from Stephen!
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KICK OUT!
Alexander Corvis: Stephen with a blind tag after Creed and Raab beat the shit out off each other! Stephen in quick with a monster spear and gets a near fall!
Maddie Murdock: Close one for Raab as this one heats up and this unstoppable beast, Stephen Sebastian comes in to the match!
Raab with a kickout! Creed comes to on the apron and looks pissed off at the whole thing as he insults Stephen from the apron. Stephen not looking happy yells back at Creed and they get into an argument! Creed comes in the ring to confront Stephen but the ref stops him which gives Stephen time to run up and level Creed with a running right hand! Creed hits the mat, bleeding and rolls out of the ring! Raab uses the distraction to tag in Emilio! Stephen realises and turns around but Emilio runs and takes Stephen out with a big running gut block, using his huge gut to knock Stephen to the mat! Stephen is up and Emilio hits him with big right hands then body blocks! Emilio hits with big impact then chops Stephen in the head! Stephen hits the ropes and Emilio winds up a big punch but Stephen lifts Emilio and plants him with a huge spinebuster! The fans go NUTS as the ring shakes!
Alexander Corvis: Stephen and Conner just couldn’t let it be and they’re fighting each other dammit! What the heck are they doing?! They can’t work together!
Maddie Murdock: Huge spinebuster and that strength of Stephen Sebastian is ridiculous as he plants the huge Emilio with such power!
Stephen picks Emilio up and starts viscously kneeing him in the head with huge knees! Emilio is busted open and Stephen ends up standing Emilio up and taking him down with a short range lariat! The fans go wild at the display of power as Stephen dominates the big man! Stephen grabs Emilio by the hair and picks him up and hammer throws him into the corner! Stephen runs up to follow up but Emilio busts out and uses his massive size to take Stephen’s head off with a monster clothesline that sends Stephen spinning in the air and crashing to the mat! Stephen gets ripped up to his feet and planted with a huge powerslam in the centre of the ring as the fans are going NUTS! Emilio bounces off of the ropes and runs up, jumping in the air and landing all 450 pounds on Stephen with a huge running splash! Emilio covers!
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Emilio can’t believe Stephen kicked out after that and neither can the ROARING fans!
Alexander Corvis: Stephen takes some HUGE impact there but somehow kicks out! This guy is a machine!
Maddie Murdock: You got that right!! Stephen Sebastian pretty much crushed there but he still has the strength to kick out front he 450 pounder Emilio!
Emilio picks up Stephen and hits him with a monster knee to the gut! Stephen falls over and Emilio wants to fuck him up! Emilio lifts Stephen up over head and goes for Supreme Slam power slam but Stephen elbows him in the side of the head and gets off of him! Stephen with the bicycle kick knocks Emilio’s damn head off! Stephen grabs Emilio and rams him into the corner hard as he starts to bash him against the turnbuckle! Conner Creed runs back in with pure rage and clubs Stephen in the back of the head and the fans go NUTS as he strikes his own partner! Creed gets some stomps in on the back of Stephen but Stephen fights back and the two trade blows! Stephen is just too strong and drops Creed but doesn’t get a chance to follow up with Emilio levelling Stephen with a clothesline then popping him up when he gets up and crushing him with a huge buckle bomb as Creed and Stephen are now on the back foot in this match!
Alexander Corvis: Conner Creed and Stephen Sebastian having their own match on the side of this one! Everyone seemingly at Stephen’s neck right now! Emilio with that massive bomb looks to have put a stop to Stephen finally!
Maddie Murdock: That was HUGE from Emilio! Stephen looking beaten and bloody but I doubt he is down and out!
Stephen is bleeding from the back of his head as Emilio picks him up and swats him into the ropes with a big chop to the head! Emilio runs at Stephen but Stephen outta nowhere plants Emilio with a huge spinebuster! The fans are losing their shit right now! Lord Raab runs in and shoves Emilio who is on his hands and knees over to the mat then blasts Stephen with a big running blow! Raab and Stephen trade blows and come to a stalemate as Stephen looks to be bleeding from his whole head now! Raab with a big uppercut! Stephen hits the ropes and Raab goes to follow up but Stephen is too strong and tanks it, hitting Raab with a spear! Emilio stumbles to his feet! Stephen is soloing this one right now and the fans LOSE IT as Stephen pops Emilio on his back! Stephen gets the huge weight of Emilio up with his great strength then plants Emilio with his Rise of the Godhand (F5)! The entire ring shakes and the fans go NUTS!
Alexander Corvis: Stephen freaking fighting off everyone right now! Raab and Emilio losing sight of this one after taking the lead for only a few moments! Stephen puts them back in their place!
Maddie Murdock: The power of this man is shocking! He just threw Emilio like he was nothing and that might be the end of the damn match! Stephen Sebastian with the dominance here tonight!
Stephen can’t follow up after that massive effort as Conner Creed clubs him in the back then jumps on him and savagely starts hitting Stephen with rights and lefts! Stephen fights back and the two men get into a fist fight! The ref tries to break it up! Creed boots Stephen in the gut and pulls him in for a DDT but Stephen rages and throws Creed to the mat! Raab tries to attack Stephen from behind but Stephen tosses him over the top rope to the outside and the fans lose it! Emilio slowly gets up! Stephen lines him up! Emilio stands and Stephen runs up and levels Emilio with his Berserker Lariat! The fans are on their feet and everyone is down and out as Stephen covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Stephen Sebastian and the EHWF Showtime Champion… Conner Creed!
Alexander Corvis: Wow! It’s over and Stephen goes berserk at the end not only fighting against Lord Raab and Emilio Gonzalos but also fighting his own partner, Conner Creed! In the end Emilio takes it hard and Stephen picks up the win for his team!
Maddie Murdock: I’m telling you, this beast is unstoppable! Creed’s days as champion are numbered!
Stephen gets up but he’s too slow off of the huge effort and Conner Creed levels Stephen with a huge Clothesline From Hell! The fans are going NUTS! Stephen Sebastian is down! He’s down! The fans are cheering but Creed looks shocked as he turns around and sees Stephen trying to get up straight away albeit struggling!
Alexander Corvis: Conner Creed off of that one there! The second the bell hit Creed lined him up and took Stephen out with that big Clothesline From Hell!
Maddie Murdock: Stephen is dazed there but he’s trying to get up and when he does, Creed is dead!
Creed shakes his head as Stephen gets up using the ropes! Creed runs up and smacks Stephen in the face with the Showtime Championship belt! Stephen goes over the top rope and hits the outside floor as the fans go wild!
Alexander Corvis: Creed takes Stephen out and Stephen didn’t see that one coming at all!!
Conner Creed looks at the title belt then holds it up to all of the cheering fans as his music hits and we fade out.
For a brief, beautiful handful of moments, the world is nothing but rainbow glitter and feathers fluttering in the air. It’s all spritely giggles and flashes of sunny, hazel eyes. It’s shimmering fabrics rippling like streamers.
… and then those moments pass, leaving one tiny, beaming ball of dirty blonde bliss twirling rapturously in the sparkly mess she’s making of the seamstress’ stronghold. Showtime offers few moments of peace for Jospehine Baines, Costumer Extraordinary: there are last-minute adjustments to make, wardrobe malfunctions to head off, changing minds to manage; stealing a little ‘her’ time to cram a little bit of catering into her mouth without worrying where the crumbs go is a luxury.
“What in the HELL--”
And after tonight’s visit from a five year-old tornado with VERY particular tastes in fashion, it’s very possible she’ll never leave her post again-- at least, not without some sort of child-proof cage for protection.
Hands on her hips, with full lips ajar in disbelief, the middle-aged mother of two struggles for just a tick to find EXACTLY the right words for the moment:
“Little girl, if you don’t bring your glittery behind over here right NOW…!” seethes, setting the tiny terrorist at wide-eyed attention. “Whose ARE you? What is your NAME?”
“U-um-- um, my name is, um, Cessily, and my Auntie Darcy and Auntie Miwa said my big sister had to watch me, but…” she hastily explains, running up to Josephine while those big, hazel eyes begin to shine with puppyesque innocence.
We cut to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a steel cage match and it’s for the EHWF Extreme Championship!
Cold as Ice by M.O.P plays over the sound system as Konrad comes out through the curtain, wearing his blue and black facepaint with his black and blue gear along with his wrestling trousers with his nickname The Iceman on the back of them with Pit Bull Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands with a side cross necklace on his neck with the blue and black yin-yang tattoo on his right shoulder and Iceman from X-Men tattoo on his back, ice wolf tattoo on his left chest, ice bear tattoo on his right chest and flame cage tattoo on his left shoulder. Also has a penguin, walrus and a polar bear stitching on the left-hand side of his chest, stating Stop Climate Change.
He then high fives the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and does a holdup on each turnbuckle and everyone cheers him as he gets down from the turnbuckle and does a few boxing punches to the cameras before he looks at his opponent waiting for the match to finally start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First Tonight… He is the challenger… The Iceman… Konrad Raab!
The TRXSH GACY Remix of "The Red Capes Are Coming" by Junkie XL & Hans Zimmer fades in as the lights in the arena dim. The voice of Remington Ivory Prescott comes in.
"What's my superpower?"
A money green spotlight shines down upon the stage where we get to see Remington Ivory Prescott standing tall and proud in the center of the stage. The green light bounces off the diamond ring that's prominently displayed on his pinky. Adora Kincaid steps out right behind him.
"I'm rich."
As the lights come back up, he holds his hands up to embrace the love or the hate as hundred dollar bills rain down from above him. Remington Ivory Prescott brushes his shoulders off with a smug arrogance.
With an arrogant stride, Remington Ivory Prescott his way down the ramp, ignoring any of the cheering or jeering fans. His attention is focused on the ring and he takes his sweet time climbing the steps and walking down the apron. He ducks under the ropes and goes to stand in the center of the ring where he basks in whatever attention comes from the crowd.
Eventually, Remington Ivory Prescott backs into a corner of the ring, pulling off his scarf to hand to Adora Kincaid as he settles in for this match.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… He is the EHWF Extreme Champion… The Business… Remington Ivory Prescott!
DING DING DING
Match #2: Remington Ivory Prescott (c) vs. Konrad Raab
Already RIP is mouthing off at a determined Raab as the cage lowers over them! They come up to tie up but Raab has no interest and instead starts hitting RIP with a mean boxing combo! The fans are getting into this one early as RIP tries to find refuge around the ring but Raab is all over RIP as he tries to cover up! RIP gets to the cage wall and is able to shove Raab away! Finally they tie up and Raab powers RIP over but RIP turns them and gets Raab into the cage wall! RIP whips Raab but pulls him back and grabs his legs then lifts him up and drops him into the steel cage wall! RIP starts hitting Raab with big right hands and he stumbles into the corner where Raab counters with a back elbow to the face of RIP! RIP runs up and hugs Raab where he runs him back first into the cage wall! RIP clings to the cage wall and springs a flying kick off into Raab’s chest! Raab is down and RIP gets on top of him with vicious punches!
Alexander Corvis: Remington Ivory Prescott is the young brash asshole who came into EHWF and one of the first things he did was ruin Konrad Raab’s dream of finally becoming tag team champ with his brother! Not only did he do that but last week he brutally assaulted Konrad Raab as well so there is a lot of intensity here tonight!
Maddie Murdock: Konrad Raab wants to get revenge tonight and these two are already going at it!
RIP grabs Raab’s hair and rips him up to his feet! They trade blows and Raab whips RIP but RIP reverses it and whips Raab into the cage wall! Raab comes off of it hard but RIP grabs his head and smacks it off of the cage wall! He does it again and again and again! Raab falls to his knees and RIP gets a knee in the back of his head and grabs the cage as we get a close up of Raab’s head and face being pressed into the cage wall! Raab screams in pain as RIP crushes his face into the cage wall! RIP lets go of Raab and grabs him and we see he’s bleeding across his face in the shape of the chainlink! RIP grabs his head and neck and then slings Raab back first into the cage wall hard as the fans go wild!
Alexander Corvis: RIP ruthless right now! He’s crushing Konrad Raab’s face against the cage right now! Using the cage as a weapon and tearing the face and head of Konrad up right now!
Maddie Murdock: This is brutal! RIP not letting Konrad get anymore shots in! Konrad might want revenge tonight but RIP is determined to pick up a big defence!
RIP gets on top of Raab and rubs his forearm over his eyes as Raab struggles on the mat! The fans boo RIP who then gets up and lines Raab up! Raab gets up and RIP grabs him but Raab rams RIP into the cage wall! Raab runs RIP up and whips him right into the other side of the cage wall and RIP comes off hard! The fans get behind Raab as he comes over and punts RIP in the ribs with pure anger! RIP puts his hand out and asks for a time out! Raab slaps his hand away and hits him with a right hand then picks him up and gets him around the waist! Raab goes for The Frozen Pin but RIP grabs the cage wall to stop it! Raab tries to tear him off of it but RIP lets go and counters with a back elbow into Raab’s face! RIP grabs Raab by the back of the head and then runs him face first into the cage with a big thud! The fans go wild as Raab rolls round in pain and we see blood gush from Raab’s forehead!
Alexander Corvis: Konrad fighting back and getting some big hits and big punches in and he’s done the damage but RIP just crushed Raab against the cage again!
Maddie Murdock: Raab is bleeding really bad now! RIP has used the cage to his advantage! RIP has used the cage perfectly tonight!
RIP comes over and starts to stomp out Raab on the mat as the fans boo and Raab tries to cover himself up! RIP stops and then goes to the cage wall and showboats to the booing fans. RIP picks Raab up but Raab’s anger is too strong and he gets a burst of energy! Raab starts hitting RIP with random punching and boxing combos! RIP gets rocked and falls only for Raab to hit him even harder! The fans are going wild! RIP is on his knees and Raab yells at him and grabs his head! He cocks his fist back for a big right hand but RIP low blows Raab! Raab falls to the canvas and the fans boo as both men are hurt on the mat! RIP uses the cage wall to get up! RIP lines Konrad Raab up and runs at him when he gets to his feet but Konrad has one last burst left in him as he sidesteps RIP and plants him with a spinebuster! The fans LOSE IT as both men are down once more but Raab is bleeding quite badly now!
Alexander Corvis: All was lost for Konrad but that hatred for RIP kept him alive and he just planted RIP and now the fans are going NUTS! Raab is gonna do it here tonight!
Maddie Murdock: The title is on the line and we might see a new champion! Raab needs something big to put RIP down for good now! He can do it! He can do it now!
Raab claws his way back up and then starts to climb the damn cage! RIP slowly gets up to his feet but his eyes go wide as he looks around and see Raab halfway up the cage! Raab springs off of the cage wall with some big hight and lands a huge flying moonsault off of the cage right onto RIP! The fans ERUPT and Raab somehow covers RIP with his last morsel of energy!
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Alexander Corvis: WHAT!? Kick out! Huge kick out! Konrad Raab springs off of the cage wall and hits a moonsault! That was amazing! Somehow RIP kicks out!
Maddie Murdock: RIP kicks out there and he’s still alive! These fans are going WILD! Konrad Raab didn’t get it and RIP won’t give up! Raab can’t believe it!
Raab can’t believe it! He smacks the mat in a rage! RIP gets up and Raab grabs him around the waist to finish him with Frozen Pin! RIP grabs the cage wall and hangs on for dear life! Raab gets tired! RIP lets go and blasts him with the back elbow across the face! RIP with a thumb to the eye and Raab falls against the cage! Raab is dazed and confused while RIP reaches into his boot and pulls out the Kryptonite Diamond Ring! The fans boo and Raab stumbles back into the centre of the ring! RIP stands up and he cocks his fist back! Raab turns around and RIP hits Raab with Kryptonite Overture (Power of the Punch w/ "Kryptonite" Diamond Ring) The Diamond Ring comes off of Raab’s skull and Raab goes down! Raab is a bleeding mess on the mat as the fans boo! RIP covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner…. STILL the EHWF Extreme Champion… The Business… Remington Ivory Prescott!
Alexander Corvis: That son of a bitch! RIP pulls out every trick and he uses the damn cage to his advantage to wear Raab down and he beats him yet again! RIP has put Konrad Raab away here tonight!
Maddie Murdock: Konrad Raab gave it his all but RIP has truly done a number on him and he is STILL the Extreme Champion!
RIP starts stomping Konrad Raab out on the mat as the cage is lifted! RIP is on top of the bloody and beaten Konrad Raab and hits him in the head with big right hands with the Kryptonite Ring as the fans boo! Suddenly they fans change to cheers as Kelson Hewitt appears on the stage and sprints down to the ring!
Alexander Corvis: WHAT?! Kelson Hewitt? He’s back! He’s back! Kelson Hewitt is here! The man of steel is making the save right now!
Kelson slides in the ring and RIP gets off of Raab and rolls out of the ring! The fans are going wild and Kelson helps Raab to the corner! Kelson gets up on the ropes and points out to RIP who is backing up the ramp! RIP holds up the Extreme Championship as the fans are going wild! RIP insults Kelson as he backs off and Kelson points out at him, telling RIP that he will face justice! We fade out as the fans go wild!
“Aren’t you supposed to like… talk about how you’re gonna, fuckin’... break someone’s jaw, or whatever you talk about…?”
Immaculately gelled blonde spikes might just be the closest the girl sprawled on DAHLIA and Miwa’s dressing room sofa has come to caring about anything in days. Weeks. Months--
The phone and whatever she’s idly flipping through on it certainly don’t count. The t-shirt and jeans she threw on at the last minute before being dragged out of the door don’t count. Wherever Scott and Cessily wandered off to in search of snacks to fill their greedy little bellies WOULD count, if they were anywhere else-- if they weren’t surrounded by people whose jaws she’s pretty sure the thickly muscled woman in the dressing room doorway really WOULD fuckin’ break if a hair on her siblings’ heads was out of place whenever they turned up.
“Like… did you get done EARLY, or…?”
“No, Ash, we didn’t get done EARLY--”
A beat passes. The rest of DAHLIA’s instinctive snap-back lingers uncertainty on her tongue.
“-- wait, what the fuck are you doing HERE--?”
“Winning,” Miwa flatly supplies, drawing up behind DAHLIA to peer past the shorter woman’s shoulder and study Ash, sprawled and uncaring. “For me, who guaranteed in no uncertain terms that expecting a thirteen year-old to play last minute babysitter instead of spending time with her friends would be a disaster.”
Even though her eyebrows lift for emphasis once or twice, there isn’t a shred of amusement in Miwa’s tone or expression.
“Hnnh,” Ash agrees, scrolling.
“... aight, so they’re… fuckin’... they’re probably just scroungin’ for sugar somewh--”
“RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” the Scottosaurus Rex bellows, his primeval jaws caked with powdered sugar and raspberry jam as he thunders towards the dressing room, towed by an exasperated Illa.
“--... aight, but that don’t mean--”
“HI AUNT DARCY look how PRETTY I AM!”
“-- ah, fu-oomph!”
Before she knows it, DAHLIA is accosted by a sparkling hug aimed squarely for her knees. The buckling’s for show; the buckling’s an instinct, quickly honed throughout this new stage of she and Miwa’s lives. The buckling brings her low enough for a nice, long look at a faceful of rainbow glitter accented by glitter-kissed hair; on the way back up, she spies a knowingly arched brow and a smirk that tell her she and Miwa are going to be on the hook for buying Josephine whatever she wants for lunch for a while-- and that’s for STARTERS.
“She IS very pretty,” Miwa admits with a soft smile, leaning in to kiss DAHLIA’s cheek. “Which I’m SURE will comfort you as you’re rubbing my feet on the other side of our victory… right, Darcy?”
“God /fucking/--”
“LANGUAGE, Aunt Darcy!” Ash gasps, looking up in mocking horror. “The LAST thing any of us wants is for my sweet li’l brother and sister to grow up with POTTY MOUTHS!”
“-- aight, but you GET that you’re grounded as-- -- heck-- now,” DAHLIA lowly rumbles through glaring at her most difficult niece, “right? Just so we’re -- flipping -- clear.”
While Ash doesn’t answer, the smug little smile she wears while returning to her phone says that she not only knows, but already ran the numbers to determine that being grounded as heck is absolutely flipping worth it living in this particular moment, right now. We fade out from this scene.
Remi’s Yenko Camaro pulls into the parking garage of Rupp Arena, weaving around walking fans and people in general moving to and fro to get wherever they’re going to. After moving up several floors she is able to find a spot and pulls in smoothly before the driver side door opens and a jean clad leg ending with a brown square toed boot steps out. Remi stands and takes in the cool air of the parking structure before stepping out from behind the door and closing it. She’s dressed in the aforementioned jeans, ripped in several places strategically, and a black tank top with the letters “KILR” across the front in orange. Her hair is pulled pack in a loose tail with loose strands, one of which she brushes back as she puts a beat up brown cowboy hat on her head. A pair of mirrored aviators complete her look, and reflect the other cars in the structure as she makes her way to the trunk of her car to retrieve her gear bag.
She shoulders the bag strap before closing her truck with a thud and making her way to the wrestler’s entrance. At the door she’s greeted by a security person who smiles grimly at her and nods as she walks past. Remi eyes the guard, but doesn’t say anything as she makes her way toward her locker room. The PA she asks for directions gives her a similar look to that the security guard gave her as she points Remi in the direction of her room. Skyfire takes off the aviators and narrows her eyes at the woman standing in front of her.
Somethin’ wrong?
The woman shakes her head.
No Remi, I just…well good luck tonight is all. Ana is tough.
Remi grunts in acknowledgement and heads in the direction she was given. She sees a few familiar people along the way and they all give her varying degrees of sympathetic or sad looks, each annoying Remi more than the last. Finally she reaches her locker room and drops her bag on the floor, shutting the door behind her. She takes off the hat and tosses it on the dresser before walking over and dropping heavily in a chair. She leans her head back to relax but can’t seem to, the looks of pity and sympathy still fresh in her mind. Finally she jolts forward, digging her phone out of her front pocket, and makes her way over to her gear bag to pull out a little tripod to set the phone on.
Fuck it…
She sets the phone and stand up on the dresser and angles it to capture her standing a few feet away. Checking the picture, she decides she’s happy with the look and hits the record button.
Ana Somnia…Ana Somnia…it’s all everyone talks about. Ana Somnia has defended her title eighteen times, no one can touch her, Ana Somnia is walking death, well let me tell you, me and dead owls don’t give a hoot about Ana Somnia. I mean, shit, I walk down the fucking corridor and it’s like people are going to a funeral when they see me. Like they see me already beaten and broken as if the match has already happened. People acting like it’s them getting in that ring with her, and if it were I guess I get it. I’m the underdog, the upstart, but if I thought like, apparently, everyone else thinks then how am I supposed to win?
I guess some people don’t expect me to win, they think I’m going to go out there, have a good showing, but come up short like eighteen other people have. Thing is, that ain’t what’s going to happen. I’m not walking out to Rupp Arena, may as damn well be my hometown, to lose to some stuck up idiot who talks down to people, acts like she’s some kind of wrestling god, and thinks just because she’s beaten everyone else who has challenged her she’s going to beat me.
Fuck. Ana. Somnia. You people are so far up her ass you don’t even understand the possibility exists she could not be successful. Jaysus, I mean does she scare all of you that much? Look at her, she’s not scary, she’s in crossfit shape and beats people up. She may have faced challenges at one time, but she’s built herself up so much in everyone’s head that most people have lost before they get in the ring with her.
Not me. I’m not afraid of KGB Barbie, not even a little bit. She’s got the Global Championship, I want the Global Championship, that’s the end of it. I’m going to take that title belt and prove to everyone who won’t look me in the eyes as I walk past that Remi Skyfire is the Real-goddamn-Deal, that when I say I’m going to do something, I do it, and that Ana Somnia is not someone everyone needs to be afraid of. She’s human, just like everyone else. I know this isn’t the normal, laid back, fun Remi, but apparently I have to be serious for people to think I’m serious.
I’ve sat and watched Ana post tweet after tweet talking bout how great she is, how she’s going to run all over Remi Skyfire and put her down, and how no one can touch her. I walk through airports and arenas and see people frowning and wishing me luck with sorrow in their eyes like I’m headed to an execution, and frankly I’m tired of it. Ana Somnia ain’t faced no-goddamn-body like Remi Skyfire, but she’s about to realize exactly what I am and what I’m capable of. See, I’ve been talking for weeks about what I’m going to do, but time for talk is over. Now is the time for me to punch Ana in her stupid face and take the title from her that defines her entire existence. I’m not just going to dethrone a champion, I’m going to unhinge her when I take everything she holds near and dear.
I been saying this since the start, I’m here for the Global Championship. I’m here to make EHWF a better place, and right now? I’m here to beat the shit out of Ana Somnia. I’m Remi Skyfire, I’m the Blackheart, and soon you’ll be calling me Champion.
We cut to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a tag team match set for one fall and it’s for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships!
The lights go black, then "Machine Gun" by Portishead begins to play. Each round of rapid-fire drum beats triggers a scattershot shower of white beams throughout the arena; each distorted guitar riff fires tiny, shining holes through the otherwise solid black field on the 'tron.
The moment Beth Gibbons' voice begins to waft through the air:
o/~ I saw a saviour
o/~ A saviour come my way
o/~ I thought I'd see it
o/~ In the cold light of day
o/~ But now I realise that I'm
o/~ Only for me
o/~ A saviour come my way
o/~ I thought I'd see it
o/~ In the cold light of day
o/~ But now I realise that I'm
o/~ Only for me
... the lights snap on, revealing the back of a short but powerfully built woman with a patchwork purple, red, and black hooded drape drawn, and a rippling, tattoo and scar-strewn bicep flexing;
And a somewhat taller, leaner woman right in front of her, hunched low with platinum blonde hair hanging like a veil as she bobs from side, an agitated readiness at odd with her long, languid breaths.
o/~ If only I could see
One is DAHLIA, "Hell's Belle" with burning eyes and a penchant for brutality;
o/~ You turn yourself to me
The other is "The Broken-Winged Crane" Miwa Iizuka, sadist with a beguiling smile.
o/~ And recognize the poison in my hea~art
As Gibbons' voice stretches, Miwa slaps the ramp and springs up to her full height while DAHLIA snaps around at breakneck speeds, only for the two women's hands to meet in a tight clasp while several streams of violet sparks burst into the air at 45 degree angles to frame them. In perfect time, they draw together to share a brief kiss that ends with DAHLIA turning a cocksure smirk towards one half of the audience and Miwa giving the other a broad smile while her eyes are still hidden. DAHLIA then drapes her arm over Miwa's shoulders; a larger, vertical pyro charge jets up behind the pair as they begin walking to the ring.
Together, they are motherXmalice.
o/~ There is no other place
o/~ No one else I face
o/~ The remedy will agree with how I feel...
o/~ No one else I face
o/~ The remedy will agree with how I feel...
As they make their way down the aisle, DAHLIA eagerly shit-talks, flips birds, and even blows smug kisses towards any fans who provoke her, if only by rooting for their opponent; Miwa, meanwhile, just meets the odd fan with gleaming predator eyes eagerly seeking tender muscles and vulnerable joints.
Also, the occasional middle finger.
Upon reaching the ring, DAHLIA hops to plant her knee on the apron, then straightens and sits on the middle rope to further widen the gap she's opening up for her partner. Right afterwards, Miwa leaps up to the apron, grabs the middle rope, and swings herself through the gap in one fluid stream of motion, leaving DAHLIA to leap over the top rope. Once her feet meet the mat, she throws a fist into the air while stalking towards the center, and Miwa does an acrobatic roll to meet her. Once they're together again - back to back, standing and hunched, just like before for a beat - DAHLIA seizes the drape in one hand. Once she flings it aside, Miwa thrusts upright, throwing up splayed hands that clench the air when she hits her full reach while DAHLIA throws her arms out to either side as if she's inviting the whole world to square up.
They head for their corner once their music begins to fade down, with DAHLIA sinking back to lounge against the turnbuckles with her arms draped over the ropes, and Miwa adroitly bounding up to the second rope, then top turnbuckle so she can take a seat and let her leg dangle over DAHLIA's shoulder.
In spite of their casual posture, DAHLIA's fingers drumming on the ropes, Miwa's foot bouncing against the turnbuckle, and two sets of laser-focused eyes speak volumes about their mutual impatience as they approach the cusp of violence.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First Tonight… They are the challengers… Miwa Iizuka and DAHLIA… motherXmalice!
The guitar riff starts in as the front entrance lights up with blue lights, steam and fog pouring around the stage. As the beginning lyrics start up, Jade rushes out to the entrance as pyro goes off, lifting her fist into the air before walking down the ramp, a grin on her face. She walks the outside of the ring, greeting the fans before crawling into the ring and running to the turnbuckle and spreading her arms wide.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… First… One half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Jade Moxie!
Soft pink lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And her partner… She is the other half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING
Match #3: Future Shock (c) vs. motherXmalice
The fans are going wild for this one as Miwa circles the ring with Zoe. They both go around for a while before they tie up in the ring! Miwa knees Zoe in the midsection! Zoe spins around and gets Miwa in a rear hammerlock! Miwa backs through and gets her in a hammerlock of her own before Zoe twists out into a wristlock! Miwa hits an arm drag but Zoe cartwheels out of it! Zoe bounces off of the ropes and leap frogs over Miwa then comes off of the ropes and hits Miwa with a flying forearm! They get up and Zoe gets Miwa in a headlock! Miwa twists out of it and then starts bringing Zoe in with rapid fire knees to the side! One after the other Miwa gets big knees in! Miwa whips Zoe into the ropes! Zoe cartwheels into the ropes then flies backwards off of the ropes and hits Miwa with a springboard elbow! The fans are going wild for the fast paced action! Miwa is hurting after that one! Zoe lines her up! Zoe grabs the top rope and springs off of it for a flying kick! Miwa ducks it! Zoe lands on her feet but Miwa hits Zoe with a roundhouse kick to the damn head! Zoe is down!
Alexander Corvis: These two teams have built quite the rivalry especially last week where we saw Miwa defeat Jade in one on one action which didn’t bode well for the champs! Now Miwa and Zoe are going at it and these two seem quite evenly match right now, Maddie!
Maddie Murdock: Zoe started off with control pretty early but Miwa just put her down and with all we’ve been seeing from motherXmalice tonight, I think that they’re more than ready and more than prepared to take it to Future Shock tonight!
Miwa grabs Zoe by the hair and pulls her to her feet! Miwa with a nice striking combo finishes it off with a spinning kick to the midsection! Zoe is bent over and Miwa bounces off of the ropes and then hits her with a famerasser! Zoe is down and Miwa covers quickly as the fans go wild!
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Zoe rolls in pain to the centre of the ring! Miwa runs up and leaps to the middle ropes then springs off for a lionsault! Zoe gets her knees up and Miwa lands right on them! Miwa holds her torso in pain as Zoe quickly gets up and boots Miwa in the midsection and plants her with the Zoeplex! The fans go NUTS! Both women are beat up and tired but Zoe wants to end this one! Zoe off of the ropes drops down and hits Miwa with rolling thunder as the fans cheer!
Alexander Corvis: Woah! Look at them go at it! Zoe fights back and claws control back for her team after it looked like Miwa may have had her in a tough spot! Zoeplex followed by rolling thunder and that’s not easy to come back from!
Maddie Murdock: Zoe is so resourceful and skilled in that ring, Miwa didn’t see any of that coming!
Zoe is up and picks Miwa up from her hair! Miwa slaps Zoe across the face then jumps up and dropkicks Zoe to the mat! Miwa backs off and tags in DAHLIA as the fans go WILD! Zoe gets up and Miwa and DAHLIA plant her with a big flapjack! The fans are all on their feet as Miwa rolls out of the ring and DAHLIA covers Zoe!
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Jade breaks it up and the fans lose it! The crowd is the loudest they’ve been all night! DAHLIA easily grabs Jade and tosses her through the middle ropes to the outside! DAHLIA whips Zoe into the ropes and when she comes back she uses her strength to grab her and use her momentum into a big sidewalk slam! The much bigger DAHLIA crunches Zoe with impact on the mat as she covers her again!
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Alexander Corvis: This one is so fast and so back and forth that I can’t keep up! The fans are so loud! DAHLIA is in there now and she’s dominating! DAHLIA so strong and so powerful is really hammering Zoe right now as she gets the near fall!!
Maddie Murdock: This one is heating up! DAHLIA thought she had it there and looks shocked that Zoe got the kick out!
Miwa yells encouragement! DAHLIA scoops Zoe up on her shoulder but Zoe rapidly starts elbowing DAHLIA in the face while she’s up there! Zoe slides off of DAHLIA’s back! DAHLIA turns around into a super kick from Zoe and we see DAHLIA’s nose is busted! Zoe falls into the corner and tags in Jade! Jade gets to the top rope and leaps off, hitting DAHLIA with a missile dropkick, sending DAHLIA into the ropes and sending the fans crazy! They both come up close and Jade starts to snap kicks and strikes into DAHLIA’s midsection and legs respectively! Jade ducks a swing from DAHLIA then snaps a kick into her legs! Jade with a boot to the gut then tries to get DAHLIA up on her back but DAHLIA is far to heavy and DAHLIA counters it into a huge reverse power slam onto the mat!
Alexander Corvis: The strength of DAHLIA!!
Maddie Murdock: Future Shock are having a hard time keeping up now! Miwa wore them out and DAHLIA is using that power to crush them! Jade needs to think of something really fast here!!
DAHLIA grabs Jade by her hair and she scream! DAHLIA runs Jade up and tosses her square into the ring post through the turnbuckle! DAHLIA grabs on to Jade from behind and plants her with a German Suplex across the damn ring with a lot of power! The fans are on their feet! Zoe yells for the tag but DAHLIA runs across the ring and knocks Zoe off of the damn apron and sends her into the barricade! DAHLIA yells and screams for Jade to get up! Jade is up and DAHLIA grabs her but Jade slaps her away and bounces off of the ropes! DAHLIA swings but Jade ducks then bounces off of the ropes again and hits DAHLIA in the chin with a jumping thrust kick! The fans are on their feet! Jade runs up and nails DAHLIA with a high knee that sends DAHLIA into the corner! Jade wants to follow up but DAHLIA bursts out of the corner while Jade runs at her! DAHLIA flattens Jade with a big running STO!
Alexander Corvis: SHIT! DAHLIA just freaking flattened Jade! It’s not looking good for Future Shock but I won’t count them out here just yet!
Maddie Murdock: I think we’re gonna see new champs tonight!
DAHLIA grabs Jade around the torso and hoists her up, planting her with a big gut wrench powerbomb with authority! Now the fans are going CRAZY! Jade crawls to the ropes and tries to get up! Jade falls into the corner and elbows Miwa in the face! DAHLIA runs at her for a big corner move but Jade comes out with a drop toehold and DAHLIA eats the corner hard! Jade runs up for a corner high knee but with DAHLIA’s strength she pops Jade up and slams her down hard on the turnbuckle! DAHLIA tags in Miwa! Miwa goes to the top rope! DAHLIA executes a double underhook powerbomb with a release at the apex, then Miwa catches Jade with a top rope splash to drive her into the mat, hitting Flowers on Your Grave! DAHLIA slides out of the ring as Zoe goes to rush in! DAHLIA catches her and tosses Zoe into the barricade head first with great power! Miwa covers Jade in the ring!
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Patricia Downs: Here are your winners and the NEW EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Miwa Iizuka and DAHLIA… motherXmalice!
Alexander Corvis: I didn’t see that coming! motherXmalice have skyrocketed up the charts here in the federation to become the best team around and they ARE the NEW EHWF World Tag Team Champions! What a night and what a match!
Maddie Murdock: Future Shock gave it their all but motherXmalice have come in to EHWF and they’ve taken it by force! Tonight we have new Tag Team Champs! Miwa and DAHLIA just sent a clear message as they knock off Zoe and Jade here tonight!
DAHLIA and Miwa celebrate to their music in the ring! They embrace and hold up the title belts as Jade and Zoe lick their wounds on the outside! The fans are going wild as we see the image of DAHLIA and Miwa holding their new title belts up before we fade out to a promo!
We cut to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following main event contest is set for one single fall and it’s for the EHWF Global Championship!
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES;
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm kicking through the P.A. demands the attention of every fan in VENUE HERE as an enveloping arterial red lighting overwhelms the entire venue. Pandemonium courses through the capacity crowd while a thick fog pervades the entrance stage, emphasizing the foreboding atmosphere. As Lzzy Hale's throaty, powerful vocals continue over the band’s harsh guitars and a vibrant white flashing light overtakes the arena, the Devil Herself saunters through the curtain and steps into the ominous mise-en-scène before her with the Russian flag draped over her back, her head bowed forward.
ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look high-rise hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as gold laces hanging untied from either side. The Russian Coat of Arms is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a cropped black leather biker jacket closed most of the way.
Her EHWF GLOBAL CHAMPIONSHIP is wrapped around her sculpted waist. She lifts her head and lifts the flag up behind her while straightening her arms out to either side, making the flag more rigid and visible for a moment. A ringside attendant appears through the curtain to catch the flag as Somnia releases it behind her and he scrambles back into Gorilla with it before Somnia’s arms even reach her sides. The arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more disdainful and sinister when those lips twist into a malicious sneer.
She allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the venue to the other before returning her focus to center, settling her vision on the ring on the far end of the entrance ramp. Ana tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in animalistic resent, baring her black MMA mouthguard—one which is inscribed in arterial red with the Russian word БЕССПОРНЫЙ for Undisputed—to the fans, soon bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at her theatre of war ahead.
The Undisputed then stomps down the ring to ringside, confidence pouring out of every imperious movement she makes. Once she reaches the foot of the entrance ramp, Somnia struts to the bottom of the steel stairs leading up to the ring apron. Hopping up and down on her toes, Somnia shadow boxes for a moment or two and then lowers her arms to a more defensive stance where she sharply cocks her head side-to-side to loudly crack her neck.
She hastens up the stairs with purpose and ventures out about halfway across the apron nearest the ramp. Sneering as she looks out on the crowd one more time, Somnia scrapes the bottoms of her boots against the apron. She rips open her jacket with a hand pulling apart on either side and leans back on the top rope with her arms stretched on either side of her, flexing her abdomen in this pose. Accomplishing this feat in one fluid motion, Somnia once again bares her mouthguard, running her tongue against the ridges of the inscription.
After smirking proudly for a moment, the Huntress suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner, hopping up and swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring to sit upon the top turnbuckle as if it were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She once again bares her mouthpiece to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high overhead with both arms.
Subsequently, Slavic Steel slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then backs into her corner, where she stretches out, limbers up, and soon champs at the bit to get this fight started as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim, awaiting the opening bell.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First Tonight… She is the Goddess of War… She is The Slavic Stunner… The Huntress… Slavic Steel… The EHWF Global Champion… Ana Somnia!
The EHWF Global Champion, Ana Somnia, stands in the center of the ring awaiting her opponent, Remi Skyfire’s entrance with the title belt still around her waist. The crowd is buzzing with anticipation at the entrance of Ana’s rival and hometown hero as the lights go out, plunging Rupp Arena in darkness and causing the buzz to erupt in cheers.
The cheering increases as upbeat horn music begins to play and a bright spotlight shines directly at Ana, causing the champion to throw up her hand to keep her eyes free of the shine. The horns build to a crescendo before the familiar voice of James Brown cuts them off.
Owwwwww!
The music then shifts to start playing Livin’ In America as the lyrics blare out across the arena. The spotlight shifts suddenly to the stage as two lines of showgirls walk out on the stage dressed in red, white and blue swimsuits. They take up flanking positions on the stage as a chrome pole wrapped in red and blue streamers ascends from the floor. Riding the pole is the challenger, Remi Skyfire, one leg hooked over the other and one arm holding the pole as the other holds a white cowboy hat with a Red star in the center of the headband.
Rather than her normal gear, Remi is wearing a pair of white booths with red and blue laces, her normal black fishnets, red, white, and blue Apollo Creed style trunks with “SKYFIRE'' emblazoned across the front and a blue top with withe and red accents. She takes a slow spin on the pole before stepping off and motioning for the showgirls to flank her. After they’ve done so, she starts making her way to the ring, all smiles as Ana stands in the center, holding what she sees as her ring.
The crowd is singing along as the showgirls circle the ring and Remi wipes her feet on the apron before stepping into the ring and immediately mounting the turnbuckle to fling her hat into the crowd. Laughing, she pulls her mouthguard from the strap of her sports top and sets it in place before dropping to the mat and walking to face the champion.
Patricia Downs: And now… Introducing the challenger tonight… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire!
DING DING DING
Main Event: Ana Somnia (c) vs. Remi Skyfire
The bell sounds and the fans are absolutely erupting with cheers! Ana and Remi are forehead to forehead with intensity as they lock eyes and insult each other in the centre of the ring! Commentary is drowned out but the mass of cheers tonight! Ana throws the first punch and the fans go nuts! Remi responds with her own right hand! They both trade monstrous right hands over and over until Remi snaps a wild kick into Ana’s ribs! Remi snaps another one then another as she takes some air out of Ana! Remi whips Ana into the damn ropes and when Ana comes back Remi takes Ana down with a spinning elbow to her chest! Ana hits the mat hard! Remi gets Ana in a headlock but Ana breaks out of it! Ana hits Remi with a judo toss! Remi didn’t see it coming and suddenly she’s trapped in a face lock on the mat!
Alexander Corvis: These fans are going CRAZY tonight! These two women who are arguably two of the strongest and most skill athletes of all time have wanted to get their hands on each other and have built one of the most intense rivalries we’ve see and now they’re really going at it and beating the crap out of each other tonight!
Maddie Murdock: No one has given Ana Somnia a great challenge like Remi Skyfire has! The EHWF Global Championship is on the line right now as Ana transitions Remi to a face lock right now!
Remi breaks free! Both women are up! Ana with a right hand but Remi goes right back to Ana’s ribs with another kick that hits like a shotgun! Ana stumbles back and Remi whips Ana off of the ropes! Ana bounces back and Remi takes her down with a running shoulder block! Remi gets all of it and stalks Ana! Ana gets to her feet and Remi hoists her up and plants her with a big olympic slam as the fans get loud! Remi with the strength is able to rip Ana up and plant her with a big mat slam! Remi wants a third big power move but Ana with a short elbow breaks Remi’s grip! Ana with a sidekick to Remi’s head then a right hand then a left jab! Remi is trapped! Ana with a thrust kick to Remi’s chest! Remi swings, Ana ducks and then hits Remi with a MMA style knee to the midsection then blasts an elbow over her back! Remi coughs in pain! Ana with no mercy snaps a roundhouse in on the top of Remi’s head and Remi falls into the ropes! Ana pushes Remi against the ropes then springs her off! Remi bounces off of the opposing ropes! Ana bends down for a back body drop but Remi kicks Ana in the head! Ana takes it and stumbles back as Remi springs off of the middle ropes to the top rope then leaps off with a springboard drop-kick to take Ana down again as the fans ROAR!
Alexander Corvis: WOW! They’re beating the fuck out of each other! Remi with some big moves! Ana then takes control and tries to beat Remi up but Remi takes the punishment and comes back in a big way as she takes Ana down!
Maddie Murdock: You’re right! This actually is a challenger for the seemingly unstoppable Ana Somnia who has dominated for over 2 years now! I think Ana come in prepared but was maybe still too over confident to Remi’s actual ability tonight! She needs to get her head on in this match!
Ana is up! Remi with a kickboxing combo of striking and snapping kicks on Ana, again, targeting the now bruised up ribs of Ana! Ana is out of breath for a short second and Remi hugs her and plants her across the ring with a big belly to belly suplex as the fans go NUTS! Remi wants something else as she rips Ana up for some sort of slam! Ana’s athletic ability is out of this world as she flips midair and lands on her feet then hoists Remi up on her back! Ana slings Remi off of her back and sends her crashing to the mat! Ana gets Remi up again and once more slings Remi off of her back to the mat with authority! Remi tries to fight Ana off of her but Ana overpowers Remi and again with another be slinging slam off of her back to the mat just throws Remi around like a sack of potatoes! For a fourth time as the fans ROAR and Remi looks messed up, Ana slings Remi off of her back with impact! Remi is down and Ana covers her!
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Alexander Corvis: Ana Somnia’s power is ridiculous! She just threw Remi Skyfire around like nothing and shook the whole ring with those huge slams! I don’t think Ana expected Remi to even kick out of that assault!
Maddie Murdock: A normal person would be out cold after that but Remi Skyfire has proven that she’s no normal person!
Ana grabs Remi by her chin and yells something in Russian to her before shoving her down to the mat! Ana goes on the outside to the apron and climbs the top rope as the fans go wild! Unexpectedly Remi leaps up into action and dropkicks Ana as the gets to the top rope! Ana comes off of the top rope and falls to the outside floor in a heap and with a thud! The fans go WILD! Remi is still a bit beat up from before but she kicks into gear as she bounces off of the ropes! Ana gets up and Remi leaps over the top rope and lands on Ana with a big splash sending the fans NUTS! Remi grabs Ana on the outside and runs her back first into the apron! The fans are the loudest they’ve been all night as Remi rolls Ana back into the ring! Remi stomps on Ana’s left leg a couple of times! Ana’s not expecting it as Remi grabs hold of the leg and locks Ana in Yours Cruelly (Inverted Indian Deathlock)! She’s got it locked in on the mat and tries to hold it! Ana yells in pain as Remi targets her legs! Remi is in shock as Ana crawls over to the ropes, dragging Remi with her! Ana gets the rope break! Both women get up but Ana has to use the ropes! Remi runs up and fires a hard kick into Ana’s ribs then another then another then finally kicks Ana’s legs out, sending her to the mat as Remi yells with adrenaline and the fans cheer!
Alexander Corvis: Remi firing up and targets the ribs and legs of Ana! Tried for that submission but Ana too strong and gets to the ropes! This a freaking battle here tonight!
Maddie Murdock: Remi took punishment before but she’s not letting that get her down! Remi with that insane speed has been able to catch Ana on the back foot after it looked like Ana might come away there! Now Remi is trying to grasp control and Ana needs to switch it up now!
Remi stomps on Ana’s shin then drops a knee on her shin! Ana yells in pain but Remi knows she’s gotta follow up! Remi grabs Ana’s leg and starts yanking at it and pulling it! Ana springs Remi off of her into the turnbuckle with great leg power! Remi holds her side, she didn’t see it coming! Ana gets up and she’s PISSED! Ana limps up and tries to catch her breath but it doesn’t take her long to recover at all as she runs up and hits Remi with a running corner splash! Remi takes it hard and stumbles around the ring! Ana springs to the middle then the top rope and leaps off hitting Remi with a springboard roundhouse! Remi is down and Ana smacks the mat and yells! Ana picks Remi up and hoists her on her back but Remi elbows Ana in the side of the head and then gets her knee in to the side of Ana’s check! Remi gets down and hoists Ana up and gets her in the torture rack! She wrenches at Ana for a moment before spinning around and tossing Ana high in the air, sending her crashing down with impact with the torture rack slam! The fans LOSE IT as Remi covers Ana quickly!
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Alexander Corvis: Remi is FIGHTING back right now! Ana tries to get something in there but the damage Remi did to her ribs and her legs paid off and Remi was able to capitalise! Remi with that massive slam but only gets a two count!
Maddie Murdock: If Remi wants to defeat Ana she has to put her through absolute torture… that is if Ana is even able to be defeated!
Remi picks Ana up and knocks her about with a European uppercut! Remi hits Ana with another one and Ana falls into the ropes! Remi gets love from the super loud crowd! Remi runs up for a running move but Ana knocks Remi down with a huge Texas Tornado (Butterfly Kick)! The fans go crazy for that movement out of nowhere! Remi holds her mouth which is now busted open! Ana pulls Remi up by her hair and headbutts her into the ropes! Ana goes to follow up but Remi hits Ana with a hard back elbow! Ana stumbles back and we zoom in to see Ana is bleeding from her forehead and mouth! Remi runs up and plants Ana down with a huge bulldog from behind! Remi with the sunset flip moments later!
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Ana reverses it and pins Remi down!
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Remi shoves Ana off of her! Ana lunges but Remi is ridiculously fast! Ana’s eyes widen as she loses track of Remi and Remi in a blur of speed punches Ana square in the face! Remi with a discus lariat then takes Ana down! Ana sprawls across the ring! Ana claws onto the ropes! She gets up slowly in the corner but thought she had more time as Remi EXPLODES off with her amazing speed and hits Ana with Thotgun (Elijah Express)! The fans go wild! Both knees impacting Ana’s back at amazing speed! Two huge marks on Ana’s back as Remi drops down and rolls Ana up after that one!
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Alexander Corvis: Remi’s speed is NOT normal! Look at that! That HUGE Thotgun but SOMEHOW Ana is still able to kick out! Remi has done all the right things but Ana just isn’t going down!
Maddie Murdock: Ana hurt Remi before and almost put her through the damn canvas! If Ana gets that opportunity again, Remi might not survive it!!
Remi gets on top of Ana and starts beating her with big right hands on the mat! Ana rolls Remi over and starts blasting her with hammerfists! Both women get up! Remi swings the kick but Ana blocks it! Ana swings a punch but Remi ducks it! They both fire a kick but their legs meet and cancel each other out as they’re blown back! Remi again goes for her speed and maneuverers around Ana and swings around in midair with a huge punch to the head of Ana! Remi lands then runs up and knocks Ana down with a big hip and shoulder! Ana gets hit with Remi’s shoulder right in her chin! Ana starts to bleed a bit more heavily now as the fans go wild! Remi hoists Ana up! Ana slides off of Remi’s back! Ana with a roundhouse but Remi is too fast! Remi with a thrust kick but Ana catches her leg then pulls Remi into a clothesline! Remi is down! Ana sees Remi get to a knee then she cracks Remi with her Pila Udar Buzzsaw Kick! Remi is down and Ana covers her!
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Alexander Corvis: Another kick out from Remi Skyfire after a HUGE impact this time that monster kick from Ana! Remi taking more and more punishment! Ana looking surprised that she kicked out of that!
Maddie Murdock: Remi is trying to tire Ana out right now but I don’t think Ana gets tired so this might not be the best strategy!
Remi jumps up with her speed once more and drives a big fist into Ana’s already damage ribs! Ana spits up and coughs and falls to the ropes! The fans are going crazy with cheers! Remi lunges at Ana but Ana boots Remi in the midsection then presses her overhead! The fans erupt for the show of power by Ana! Ana plants Remi with an overhead press slam! Ana climbs the turnbuckle and then leaps off, hitting the hurt Remi with a huge flying moonsault! The fans are going wild but Ana is going to calculate this one and go one step further to put Remi away! Remi is in pain on the mat but slowly stirs to her feet! Ana roars and rolls up in front of Remi and plants her with a huge Slavic Stunner! Remi takes it hard and Ana wipes some blood from her eyes as she covers Remi!
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Alexander Corvis: WHAT?! Sh-She kicked out!? Remi kicked out of that reckless stunner! How the heck did she do that! Ana Somnia looks shocked! No one knows how Remi had the fight to kick out of that!
Maddie Murdock: Ana is definitely shocked after that kick out!
Ana grabs Remi and hammer throws her from one side of the ring over the top rope and sends her crashing to the outside floor! Remi is in pain on the outside! Ana slowly comes over and waits for Remi to get up! Ana vaults over the top rope for a crossbody but Remi catches her! The fans go nuts and Ana is shocked! Remi walks backwards and then tosses Ana behind her right into the barricade! Ana’s back comes off of the barricade HARD! The fans are going wild! Remi is gonna follow up! She grabs Ana and lifts her up and turns her around on her shoulders! Remi pushes her up and plants Ana on the apron with a big apron powerbomb! Ana yells in pain and Remi rolls Ana in the ring! Remi slides in and covers Ana!
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Alexander Corvis: Jeez! Remi went berserk there and Ana still kicked out and now Remi is look frustrated! She can’t lose her cool or it’s not gonna work out well!
Maddie Murdock: Remi needs to focus more on her speed! She needs to try and do more damage to Ana! If Ana finds an opening she’s gonna hurt Remi!
Remi goes to get Ana up but Ana forces her down and gets her half locked in with Wanderlust! Ana tries to get her down as Ana controls Remi and Remi thrashes around and struggles! Ana has it half locked in but it’s still choking her! Remi finds the ropes! Remi turns around and snaps another big kick in Ana’s ribs! Ana swings but Remi’s speed comes into play as she dodges and snaps another kick into Ana’s ribs! Remi hits Ana with a huge belly to belly suplex and the fans love it! The fans get even louder when they get up and Ana plants Remi with a German Suplex! The fans are going crazy and both women lie on the mat, hurt, bleeding and exhausted!
Alexander Corvis: There’s gonna be nothing left of this damn ring by the end of the night! These two superwomen are tearing it up! The fans are the loudest I’ve heard in a while!!
Maddie Murdock: I can’t tell who the heck is gonna win this! I thought Ana but Remi will not go down!
Both women get up! Remi tries to blast off again but Ana uppercuts Remi in the midsection and sends a shockwave through her! Remi coughs up blood and falls in the corner! Ana pulls Remi in for The Сука Silencer! Remi shoves Ana off of her then hits Ana with a push kick! Remi runs up and nails Ana with a spear and the fans go CRAZY! Ana is down and this is Remi’s only chance! Remi gets to the top rope! Ana stirs to her feet and Remi leaps off of the top rope! Remi’s flying knees impact Ana’s face as she hits her with her The Sex Pistol (The Magnum) finisher! Ana hits the mat and her face and head are bleeding badly! Remi’s hit it and she’s done it! She covers!
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Alexander Corvis: OH SHIT! NO WAY! ANA KICKED OUT! ANA KICKED OUT! HOW THE FUCK DID SHE KICK OUT OF THAT! THERE’S NOTHING THAT CAN STOP HER!
Maddie Murdock: Remi can’t believe it and neither can the fans who have just LOST IT! WHAT A MATCH!
Remi is in shock! She doesn’t know what else to do! Remi rolls out of the ring and drags a dazed and bleeding Ana out of the ring! Remi hammer throws Ana into the steel steps on the outside! Ana’s head and shoulder impact the steel! Remi falls against the apron, hurt and tired! Ana is bleeding far more than Remi but Ana somehow still gets up. Ana in a rage grabs one of the steel steps and tosses it over the barricade! The fans are SHOCKED! The front row fans scream and run out of the way as the steel steps crush the front row chairs and Ana snarls in a rage! Remi runs at Ana but Ana takes out Remi with a big spear! The fans go wild as Ana rolls Remi back in the ring!
Alexander Corvis: FUCK! Ana is going fucking nuts! She just tossed the steel steps in the front row in a rage! She almost crushed the damn fans and now she’s levelled Remi with that huge spear! It’s over!
Maddie Murdock: How long have these two been going for! This is amazing! This is a classic!
Ana gets Remi on the mat from behind and wrestles with her! She overpowers her and locks her in Wanderlust and chokes her! Remi is a second away from fading out as she can’t overpower Ana! Remi uses her Thotdoken fireball in front of her! The big ignition fireball blazes in front of them and engulfs them for a second which causes Ana to break the hold! The fans go CRAZY! Remi gets up with her super speed and runs a huge punch into Ana’s face!
Alexander Corvis: The Thotdoken fireball! Genius by Remi firing it in front of them to break the damn hold!!
Maddie Murdock: Ana didn’t expect that! What the heck!? What else can happen in this damn match!
Ana with a boot to the midsection to Remi! She hoists her up for Zver’ Bomb! Remi pushes off of her and whips Ana into the corner hard! Ana takes the impact as Remi runs up for Thotgun again! Ana jumps up in the corner and Remi runs into her boot! Remi falls to her knee! Ana bursts out of the corner and jumps on the kneeling Remi for Hunted! Remi barely ducks it and gets right up and springs to the top rope with her back facing Ana as Remi clings to the turnbuckle! When Ana runs around Remi propels herself off and spins in midair getting her knees into Ana’s face as she hits her with another Sex Pistol! The fans LOSE IT as Remi forces herself to crawl on Ana and hook both legs!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the NEW EHWF Global Champion… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire!
Alexander Corvis: NO WAY! She did it! Remi Skyfire did it! She beat Ana Somnia! Remi Skyfire is the new EHWF Global Champion! WHAT. A. MATCH! WHAT A DAMN MATCH WE JUST WITNESSED!
Maddie Murdock: Remi Skyfire and Ana Somnia fought an amazing match but Remi wins it in the end by the skin of her teeth! Remi Skyfire becomes the 2nd person to defeat Ana Somnia and the only one to actually beat her at 100%! What a contest we just saw!
The fans are going crazy! Ana Somnia is on the apron, hurt, tired, bleeding and looking disappointed! Remi rolls up and get the title belt and limps to her feet as she gets her arm raised by the ref before she falls back down to the mat, unable to go anymore with her music playing and the fans cheering! Ana Somnia walks over to the barricade and looks out at the whole situation.
Maddie Murdock: I don’t think these two are done… not by a long shot!
Alexander Corvis: Well ladies and gentlemen that’s all we have time for tonight! It’s been an INCREDIBLE night and Remi Skyfire is our NEW Global Champion! We’ll see you next week at Chaos… Good night and be safe!
We see Ana Somnia leaning on the barricade looking back in the ring as Remi’s music plays. We see the final image of a Remi Skyfire looking emotion as she sits on the canvas and looks at the title belt with the fans going wild. We fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.