Post by EHWF Management on Aug 23, 2022 11:34:33 GMT -5
The scene opens up as official opening theme song of EHWF Tuesday Night Chaos, “Madness” by All That Remains, is playing in the background. We pan into the scene where we see fans screaming in the crowd in the American Airlines Center! We get a clear shot of the arena and all the fans. As we cut to the pyrotechnics show, we move onto the broadcast area at ringside where Alexander Corvis and Maddie Murdock are waiting to start the night!
Alexander Corvis: Ladies and Gentlemen! We welcome you to Tuesday Night Chaos live from American Airlines Center! Retribution was absolutely huge with unexpected twists and turns on every step of the night but one thing remains clear out of Retribution and that is that Ana Somnia has vanquished Remi Skyfire and retained the EHWF Global Championship! Remi Skyfire was destroyed by Somnia and put up in the hospital and we don’t know when and if she’ll be back! That leaves Ana without a tag team partner to defend her EHWF World Tag Team Championships with so she’ll go head to head in a handicap championship rematch with motherXmalice tonight!
Maddie Murdock: That’ll be massive but Ana has contenders knocking left right and centre on her doorstep already as Naomi Banks debuted and confronted Ana Somnia last week at Retribution then laid her ass out and made a claim for the EHWF Global Championship! Naomi will be in the main event battle royal tonight taking on other hungry competitors like Zoe McDraven and Azzurra Rissi who have had their fair shares of problems with Ana and would want to meet her on the big stage in a couple weeks time!
Alexander Corvis: The winner of that battle Royale will face the winner of the mens battle royal earlier in the night. Lord Raab, Conner Creed and Konrad Raab among others all battling for the chance to face the winner of the woman’s battle royal next week where we’ll see a new number one contender to Ana Somnia’s Global Championship It’s gonna be epic, Maddie and I can’t wait!
Maddie Murdock: And to throw another spanner in the works - winner of the 2022 EHWF Retribution Royale Michael Rissi will appear live tonight to choose his championship opponent for Final Destination out of Brandon Bash, Ana Somnia and Brianna Rissi! Many believe that Rissi will choose his much hated rival, Brandon Bash for an epic encounter but anything could happen and we could see Ana Somnia have more than one contender by the time Final Destination rolls around!
Alexander Corvis: But first up tonight, Jade Moxie will go head to head with the debuting Romi Moreno in one on one action where the winner will get the chance to face Conner Creed for the Showtime Championship next week. Jade is no stranger to gold here in EHWF and she’s young, hungry and needs the win but the new and exciting Romi Moreno will be looking to make a big impact in her first match!
Maddie Murdock: And Remington Ivory Prescott has gone over the allotted time without a title defense with the now in dispute EHWF Extreme Championship being defended tonight against Stephen Sebastian in an Extreme Rules contest! This is going to be one incredible night as we get closer and closer to the biggest event in pro wrestling… Final Destination! Lets start the show!
Romi: Clock strikes upon the hour and the sun begins to fade…
Backstage, a hallway of the American Airlines Center, Romi Moreno is warming up, wearing a “Relax Gringo I’m Legal” tank top over her cobalt, gold and white sports bra and trunks, tassled arm bands, knee pads and kickpads over blue amateur-style boots all on display. She alternates between squats and lunges while singing along with the music… in her head, apparently, as there are no earbuds in her ears nor can anyone else seemingly hear Whitney Houston as Romi belts it out.
Romi: Still enough time to figure out how to chase my blues away,
I’ve done alright up ‘til now, it’s the light of day that shows me how,
And when the night falls, loneliness calls…
Stepping into the frame with an amused grin on her face, is Zoe McDraven. The song that’s being sung is somewhat familiar with her, for some strange reason and she couldn’t help but belt out the chorus to the song.
Zoe: Oh, I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me…
That was sure to get her attention.
Romi: Nice! Zoe McDraven, right? Don’t worry, I’m not a stalker, I’ve just been watching lots of tape on everyone here. Gotta be scouting everyone, right? Your girl Jade must be warming up too, eh? Scoping out the competition or just here for a singalong?
Zoe couldn’t really resist and returned the high five, clasping her hands behind her back.
Zoe: Yep, the one and only.
There was a pause, before she continued.
Zoe: Hey I can dig that. It’s the best way to get info on your opponents, see how they tick, find out if they have any weaknesses. Gotta know what you’re walking into, right? Oh Jade? Yeah she’s off in her locker room, zoning out, getting ready for things so I left her alone and decided to wander. It’s rather interesting that I ran into you here. Maybe I’m here for a little of both. Scoping you out…and a little singing.
Romi: Well, I respect the honesty and the scoping; not like I ain’t been watching as much tape on Jade as I can since this match got announced. As long you’re not about to take a swing at me I don’t mind.
She’s quiet for a moment. Well, for a few seconds, which might be about as long as Romi can be quiet.
Romi: So, is this place as great as it seems? Not Texas I mean, EHWF, Chaos, all of that. So far the food in catering’s been good, locker rooms are clean, no one tried to take pictures of me while I was changing, I got to ogle Stephan Sebastian for a few minutes… like, what’s the downside here? I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop, know what I mean?
Romi grins a little.
Romi: And don’t tell me it’s what Jade’s gonna do to me in the ring tonight. A good fight ain’t a downside in my book.
Zoe chuckled, shaking her head, her face going serious for a moment.
Zoe: Romi, if I wanted to make a statement with you, had it been you and I in the match, we wouldn’t be having a conversation. All the talking would be done out there.
Zoe motioned her head to the main part of the arena, before turning her head back to Romi.
Zoe: EHWF? Oh yeah, sure. It’s gone through a bit of a shake up, what with new management and all since it’s returned. There hasn’t been too much of a problem…and no risk of pictures being taken that don’t need to be thrown up on the interwebs. God the boss would have a hay day trying to calm that storm down.
Zoe: So if it isn’t a good fight that you want out of Jade, then what do you really want Romi? Explain that one to me.
She fixed her with a hard glare.
Romi just grins back at the glare.
Romi: Oh, don’t misunderstand, I want a good hard fight outta your girl, I ain’t here to half-ass things. But what I really want, more than just a fight from Jade?
Romi leans in, almost conspiratorial, replying with a stage whisper.
Romi: I wanna fight everybody. I want every hard match, every challenge anyone can put in front of me. I wanna be the absolute very damn best and that only happens when I fight the hard fights and win. So tonight I’m gonna fight the hard fight against Jade and I’m gonna win. And then I’m gonna fight the hard fight against Conner Creed and I’m gonna win. And I’m gonna walk around with that Showtime Championship around my waist and I’m gonna defend it again and again and again until there is no doubt that I am as good as it gets.
Romi takes a big step back, winking at Zoe.
Romi: You feel me?
Zoe nods, smiling back.
Zoe: Yeah I do. Who knows if you win that championship, you might run into me out there. Then we can really see how things go.
Romi: I wouldn’t have it any other way. Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta finish warming up!
Romi flashes a peace sign as she walks backwards away from Zoe for a few steps before turning to walk away normally, bouncing a little on the balls of her feet as she disappears out of sight around a corner.
Zoe watches, a grin appearing on her face as she turns around and heads in the opposite direction.
We cut to ringside where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is set for one fall!
The lights dim as the whine of a guitar, soon accompanied by rolling drumming until a crescendo and a halt. Two big pops of pyro blast off on either side of the stage and then the song kicks back in as Romi Moreno bursts out through the entrance and into a spotlight in her cobalt, gold and white wrestling attire, the crowd roaring in approval, 'The MexiCanadian Mayhem Machine' roaring right back. She cuts back and forth across the stage at the top of the ramp, high fiving and fist bumping fans in the front row before starting down to the ring as the lyrics begin, the spotlight following her.
The future’s under fire
The past is gaining ground
A continuous cold war between
My home and my hometown
She continues to give fives and bumps on her way down, clearly feeding off the excitement of the crowd, firing herself up as they fire her up.
I was destined to die dreaming
When one day, my best friend
With passion and pure provocation
Summoned me and said
She pauses at the base of the ramp, staring into the ring, bouncing a little on the balls of her feet as though the excitement and adrenaline are too much for her to simply stand still.
“You can’t condemn your love
To linger here and die
Can’t leave your dreams to chance
Or to a spirit in the sky
May your heart always be ardent
Your conscience always clear
And succumb to the city and surrender, baby
I’ll be waiting here”
She breaks into a sprint, running the last ten feet or so to the ring before leaping to the apron, singing along with the chorus as she leans back against the ropes, both arms draped over the top, a few fans who know the words singing along with her.
And it got me all fired up
To go far away
And make some ears ring from the sound of my singing, baby
(Oh oh, oh oh)
And it got me all fired up
To go far away
And make some ears ring from the sound of my singing, baby
(Oh oh, oh oh)
So I left my home
And all I had
I used to be good but now I’m bad
Romi backflips over the top rope into the ring, doing a quick spin before coming to a stop, staring down her opponent with a grin as the song fades out and the lights come back up, ready for the fight.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First Tonight… Making her debut… The MexiCanadian Mayhem Machine… Romi Moreno!
The guitar riff starts in as the front entrance lights up with blue lights, steam and fog pouring around the stage. As the beginning lyrics start up, Jade rushes out to the entrance as pyro goes off, lifting her fist into the air before walking down the ramp, a grin on her face. She walks the outside of the ring, greeting the fans before crawling into the ring and running to the turnbuckle and spreading her arms wide.
Patricia Downs: And Next… Her opponent tonight… Being accompanied by Zoe McDraven… The Lethal Disaster… Jade Moxie!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and Jade and Romi circle each other for a moment before they bump fists and tie up in the centre of the ring! Romi quickly gets Jade in a headlock but Jade reverses it into a hammerlock with Romi then twisting out and chaining into a standing wristlock! Romi leans down and hits Jade with a lucha-style arm drag and keeps Jade’s arm wrapped up as she wrenches back! Jade yells in pain as Zoe shouts encouragement from the outside! Jade gets up and this time uses her height to counter into a headlock and slow Romi down! Jade whips Romi into the ropes and swings on rebound but Romi ducks Jade and turns around, taking Jade down with a basement dropkick as the fans get louder!
Alexander Corvis: These two technical and face paced women are going at it right now and they’re putting on a show as Romi impresses so far right off the bat in her first match here in EHWF!
Maddie Murdock: She looks impressive but it’s not going to be easy to take down someone as crafty as Jade Moxie who is a student of the veteran Zoe McDraven! Already Romi and Zoe seem to have met and Romi has made it known she’s here to fight anyone and everyone she can!
Conner Creed: Why am I out here watching this? Are you guys serious? Jade and Romi? Who the heck is Romi? And Jade wasn’t she tag team champion for like 2 weeks? These are the two are fighting for a shot at my title… looks like an easy defense for me next week…
Conner Creed has a smirk on his face with his arms folded and he shares a small little staredown with Zoe who turns back to the action and yells for Jade to get up! Jade and Romi go to tie up but Jade is quick to get Romi in the waistlock and the fans pick up! Jade leapfrogs Romi and snaps a mean kick into Romi’s midsection then bounces off of the ropes and takes Romi down with a lariat! Romi is back up but Jade takes her down with another lariat! Romi stumbles to her feet but Jade gets some control now, this time with a big dropkick to Romi’s chest as the fans go wild! Jade runs up and springs off of the middle rope for her lionsault but Romi gets her knees up and Jade lands right on them! Jade rolls off and holds her chest and torso in pain! Romi kicks up and yells out to the fans who pop! Romi runs up and grabs Jade and plants her with a running sunset flip bomb right off of her back and pins Jade’s shoulders to the mat!
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KICK OUT!
Alexander Corvis: Now these two are kicking it up a gear and the fans love it right now! Sunset flip bomb from Romi to Jade for a near fall and although Jade is neutralising a lot of Romi’s offense, Romi is still breaking through with rapid moves. I think she leads this 60/40 right now!
Maddie Murdock: These two are putting on a great contest right now! Zoe shouting encouragement on the outside and Conner, it looks like you weren’t pleased with that out here?
Conner Creed: Zoe and I are no strangers to each other but her best friend and protege, Jade isn’t on my level so I don’t even know why we’re having this match. Do you really think Romi Moreno, one match in could beat me? Don’t make me laugh, I’ve been on fire since I stepped back in EHWF, I don’t need to watch this shit!
Zoe yells and smacks the apron on the outside! Romi gets up and takes a couple of seconds in a staredown with Zoe. Zoe claps and tells Romi to focus on the match! Romi grabs Jade’s head and picks her up but Jade elbows Romi in the midsection and shoves her into the corner! Romi holds her back in pain and Jade runs up, nailing Romi in the face with a running corner knee! Jade gets down and hits Romi with a knife edge chop in the corner! Romi yells in pain and the fans cheer as Jade pulls back and cracks Romi with another knife edge chop! Jade grabs Romi and runs her into the middle of the ring then whips her into the ropes! Jade swings on rebound but Romi ducks! Jade chases Romi across the ring and Romi cartwheels then flips against the ropes and takes Jade out with a springboard elbow! The fans get to their feet and Romi claws the control back!
Alexander Corvis: Jade mounting an attack and looked promising but Romi gets control back with some big strikes and lands that big elbow! Jade is back down and these two are stealing the show right now as the crowd gets louder! Can Romi come back right now? She’s gotta dig deep in her first match?!
Maddie Murdock: Fans are super loud as these two get the whole arena going and put on a great contest… Nothing to say, Creed?
Romi gets to the outside apron and starts to climb to the top rope! The fans get super loud but they quiet down as Jade gets up and dives on the ropes which trips Romi up! Romi lands on the turnbuckle with her legs! Jade grabs Romi and slings her off of the turnbuckle by her arm but the athletic Romi flips off of the top rope and lands on her feet! The fans go NUTS! Romi hits Jade with an arm drag but Jade cartwheels out of it! Jade runs at Romi but Romi leapfrogs Jade! Romi twists Jade into a hammerlock! Jade steps through and counters into one of her own! Romi reverses it into a standing armbar but Jade chains it into a wristlock! Romi drops down and hits Jade with a judo toss but Jade flips forward and lands on her feet and the fans are crazy right now! Jade and Romi run at each other but take each other out with lariats of their own and the fans LOSE IT!
Alexander Corvis: Lots of reversals! Lots of counters! Acrobatics from Jade! Lucia-Style from Romi and that super quick offense from both women as they try to one up each other and NOW they’re putting on a clinic and the fans love it!
Maddie Murdock: Spoke too soon Creed, these women look GREAT in there tonight! They’re gonna make the next contests have to work even harder because they’re killing it right now!
Conner Creed: This is what’s gonna happen… I don’t care who wins out of these two amateurs. I’m going to win the mens battle royal tonight and go on next week to not only defeat one of these women EASILY in my first match but then beat the winner of tonights womens battle royal in my second match of the night to become the number one contender where I’ll smash Ana’s face in and be BOTH the Showtime and Global Champion at Final Destination. This all right here, right now is just a waist of my time.
Zoe smacks the apron and shakes the bottom rope! Creed watches on with little emotion. Jade and Romi slowly get up as the fans get super loud and this opener is proving to be a great contest! Jade runs through with the pump kick but Romi side steps her and gets her around the waist! Romi with a release German suplex sends Jade across the ring with a big thud! Jade is up and Romi hits her with a running hurricanrana! Jade loses her grip on this one! Zoe walks over to the side Jade is one and coaches her! Jade is up and Romi runs up for something but Jade drops down and smacks Romi on the mat with a mean drop toehold! Romi holds her face as it bounces off of the canvas and gives Jade time to recover and slow this down! Romi gets up and Jade lines her up! Jade gets Romi on her back to finish this one! Romi thrashes around while she’s up there and elbows Jade in the side of the head! Romi gets off of Jade’s back and in front of her with her arm around her head as she counters into a snap suplex in the centre of the ring!
Alexander Corvis: Romi with a few chances to end it there but Jade just thinking quicker and stays alive but finds it hard to punish Romi and get control back! This one looking a little more even tonight as these two women look exhausted! Jade wants to end it but Romi made her pay and crushed her with a snap suplex!
Maddie Murdock: Romi with a lot of power there and that skirmish finishing with the power move might be the difference maker as Jade looks like she felt that HARD!
That took all the air out of Jade! Romi gets up and holds the ropes to recover, looking at Zoe on the outside but then locking eyes with a smirking Creed at the announce table! Romi has a determined look on her face! Jade slowly gets up and Romi runs up while Jade is groggy! Out of nowhere, Romi speeds across the right and springs off the middle rope, hitting a groggy Jade with Surprise Bitch! Her Middle rope springboard missile dropkick! The fans go NUTS! Romi kicks back up and hypes herself and the crowd up as we get super loud tonight! Romi shakes the top rope before getting on the outside and climbing the turnbuckle! Jade is out of it after that surprise! Romi gets up and stands on the top rope as the fans get louder and louder! Romi lines Jade up while she’s down then launches herself off through the air for The Heartstopper (Spiral Tap) finisher! Romi stays tucked tight on impact and gets huge impact on Jade! The fans GO WILD as Romi hooks both of Jade’s legs!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The MexiCanadian Mayhem Machine… Romi Moreno!
Alexander Corvis: What a match and WHAT A DEBUT from The MexiCanadian Mayhem Machine, Romi Moreno! What a first match this is for her tonight and now she’s going to move on and go head to head with Conner Creed for the Showtime Championship next week on Chaos!
Maddie Murdock: Wait?! Where!? Where is Creed going!?
Romi gets up and jumps in the ring, overjoyed as her music hits! Romi celebrates and a sarcastic Conner Creed claps disingenuously on the outside! Zoe slides in and checks on Jade in the corner.
Alexander Corvis: Creed at ringside clapping sarcastically for Romi as Zoe gets inside and checks on a hurt Jade!
Maddie Murdock: Conner Creed stirring some shit here it looks like but regardless, he’ll meet Romi in her second match next week where his title will be on the line!
Conner Creed slides in the ring and Romi turns her attention to him as he takes off the Showtime Championship and holds it up. Romi smiles and Creed looks down at Zoe who doesn’t look pleased to see him. Creed knocks Zoe down with a nudge that causes Zoe to get up and get in his face but he shove her down onto Jade by pushing her in the face and the fans go wild!
Alexander Corvis: what the heck is this asshole doing now! Creed shoving Jade and Zoe over!
Maddie Murdock: Creed, the bully that we know him to be is in there right now bullying these women and showing them he’ll take no guff from anyone! Romi might not be having it though!
Romi grabs Creed by the shoulder and spins him around! She’s not taking any shit from him as she gets in his face and points at his title on his shoulder and taps it and she stands up to him! Creed and Romi argue for a moment as they get up close! Creed, the bully that he can be, shoves Romi back and approaches her near the ropes! Creed’s eyebrows raise as a pissed off Zoe runs up from behind! Creed quickly rolls out of the ring and Zoe leaps up, going to hit Creed with a big Shockwave flying kick but she instead nails Romi right in the head as Creed barely avoids it!
Alexander Corvis: Creed and Romi were about to get into it as Romi confronts Creed but a pissed off Zoe aims at Creed with that Shockwave kick and accidentally nailed Romi right in the face instead!
Maddie Murdock: Creed that slimy prick! Moves out of the way just in time! Zoe kicks Romi right in the head with Shockwave and Romi is down after that accidental shot! Creed laughing his head off as he backs up out of the ring with the Showtime Championship tonight!
Zoe goes to check on Romi as Creed backs up the ramp, laughing obnoxiously and holding his title belt up! The fans are going wild! Romi is hurt and Zoe tries to sit her up after a moment but Romi shoves Zoe down to the mat! Romi rolls out of the ring and falls to a knee, holding her head in pain. Jade and Zoe help each other up with Zoe, not looking happy at the whole situation, trying to motion to Romi that it was an accident. Romi looks back up at the stage at a laughing Creed who holds his Showtime belt up high before we fade out to commercial.
We cut to ringside where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is and Extreme Rules match and it’s for the EHWF Extreme Championship!
The lights in the arena suddenly fade to black. A few moments pass when suddenly a torch can be seen lit on the stage. A dim spotlight shines down to further show a man in a blood red cloak holding the torch up into the air with his left hand. The hooded figure would then pull the hood back, completely removing the cloak to reveal Brandon Bash standing before us in a suit just as red as the cloak he was wearing. He flashes a sinister grin as he steps aside, as "Beast in Black" by BEAST IN BLACK begins to play throughout the arena. The dim spotlight moves up from Bash to the curtains as a mountain of a man in a black cloak steps out from behind them while smoke begins to flow out around the stage. The cloaked man then suddenly throws the cloak off as he screams out in rage, revealing the monstrous muscular physique of Stephen Sebastian. Brandon Bash proceeds to make his way down the ramp, using the torch to guide him as Stephen follows close behind. As soon as they reach the bottom of the ramp, Bash puts the torch out with help from a ringside crew member as a dark orange/red hue of light begins to engulf the arena. Bash begins to make his way up the steel steps as Stephen jumps up onto the apron before pulling himself up to leap over the top rope in easy fashion. Bash climbs in through the ropes behind him as his monster of a client paces around the ring, slapping himself in the head and rolling his shoulders. Bash just stares into the camera, letting out a somewhat maniacal laugh as he claps and gestures to his newest client. Stephen makes his way to each turnbuckle, climbing up to the middle rope and giving a flex to show off his physique. Bash would then climb through the ropes and make his way down the steel steps to stand ringside as Stephen would continue to pace around the ring while his entrance theme begins to fade out, the rage boiling up inside of him as he awaits for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The Challenger tonight… Stephen Sebastian!
The TRXSH GACY Remix of "The Red Capes Are Coming" by Junkie XL & Hans Zimmer fades in as the lights in the arena dim. The voice of Remington Ivory Prescott comes in.
"What's my superpower?"
A money green spotlight shines down upon the stage where we get to see Remington Ivory Prescott standing tall and proud in the center of the stage. The green light bounces off the diamond ring that's prominently displayed on his pinky. Adora Kincaid steps out right behind him.
"I'm rich."
As the lights come back up, he holds his hands up to embrace the love or the hate as hundred dollar bills rain down from above him. Remington Ivory Prescott brushes his shoulders off with a smug arrogance.
With an arrogant stride, Remington Ivory Prescott his way down the ramp, ignoring any of the cheering or jeering fans. His attention is focused on the ring and he takes his sweet time climbing the steps and walking down the apron. He ducks under the ropes and goes to stand in the center of the ring where he basks in whatever attention comes from the crowd.
Eventually, Remington Ivory Prescott backs into a corner of the ring, pulling off his scarf to hand to Adora Kincaid as he settles in for this match.
Patricia Downs: And Next… His opponent… He is the EHWF Extreme Champion… The Business… Remington Ivory Prescott!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and RIP grabs the Kryptonite Diamond Ring from Adora on the outside then looks over at Stephen and berates him, pointing at him and shouting at him until Stephen loses it and runs up, levelling RIP with a HUGE spear as the fans go WILD! Stephen gets on top of RIP and starts HAMMERING his head with massive blows and shots! RIP is busted open! He’s bleeding from his head, mouth and nose and the fans go wild! Stephen tosses RIP out of the ring and he crashes to the floor! Stephen follows on the outside and shoves Adora out of the way before he picks up RIP and rams him into the barricade, back first! RIP is a bloody mess and the fans love it!
Alexander Corvis: Jeez! What the fuck?! Stephen Sebastian is going fucking nuts and he’s just turned RIP into a snivelling, bloody mess right now! RIP didn’t even get a second to react!
Maddie Murdock: This isn’t gonna be good for the already troubled RIP! Stephen is destroying this guy!
Stephen grabs RIP and tosses him head first into the steel steps as RIP gets completely dominated! Stephen rages and grabs the top of the barricade cover and rips it off! Stephen grabs RIP by his hair and hoists him up on his back then tosses him in the air and sends him crashing on the barricade with a massive Rise of the Godhand F5! RIP is barely conscious! The ref wants to stop it but Stephen shoves him out of the way and jumps the barricade! Stephen grabs RIP and yells in his face then tosses him into a bunch of steel chairs in the front row as the fans are forced to jump out of the way! Stephen is enraged and RIP is a bloody mess as Adora pleads with Stephen to stop but Stephen throws him back over the barricade to the outside!
Alexander Corvis: NO! NO! WAY! Stephen Sebastian is throwing RIP around like a rag doll! Into the barricade, into the steps! Hey bouncing off of the chairs and the ring post and I’m not even sure RIP is conscious right now!
Maddie Murdock: It’s extreme rules, anything goes but right now, RIP is a limp bloody mess with the title on the line as he gets completely dominated!
Stephen grabs RIP and rolls him back into the ring then grabs the steel steps and tosses them in the ring like they weigh nothing! A ref slides in to the ring after Stephen does and he tries to top him but Stephen isn’t having it! He grabs RIP’s limp body and plants him with Rise of the Godhand on the steel steps! Again the ref pleads but this time Stephen picks RIP up and throws his limp body in the corner! Stephen picks up the steel steps! 2 refs stand in front of RIP in the corner and plead with Stephen! Stephen holds up the steel steps and runs! The refs jump out of the way and Stephen CRUSHES Remington Ivory Prescott with the steps in the corner! Stephen holds up the now blood covered steps and tosses them out of the ring with a big thud! RIP falls face down in a pool of blood as the fans cheer! Stephen grabs RIP and plants him with Apostle of Rage (Sit-out Gutwrench Powerbomb) and the fans shrill at the impact! Stephen puts his boot on RIP’s chest and covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner tonight and NEW EHWF Extreme Champion… Stephen Sebastian!
Alexander Corvis: My gawd! Stephen Sebastian has just OBLITERATED Remington Ivory Prescott and we have a NEW Extreme Champion here tonight! Brandon Bash has to be happy as Stephen brings another title to Bash’s Organisation!! EMT’s are rushing to RIP’s aid!
Maddie Murdock: RIP isn’t gonna be back for a while, if ever after that BEATING that Stephen gave him! This guy is a beast and it looks like the rumours were true, RIP couldn’t hack it in EHWF! Stephen Sebastian is now the Ex… Wait… What!?
The lights go out and we’re left in pitch black…
…until the tron bursts on with a skull and the words “HOLDEN ROSS” flashing in the dark. We still can’t see much but with every flash we see a large tattooed man appear behind Stephen Sebastian!
Alexander Corvis: What the heck! Who the fuck is that!? Holden Ross? Who on Earth is this now?!
Stephen Sebastian turns around and we get a full view of Holden Ross as the lights come back on and the fans go WILD! Holden Ross has a black kendo stick with a metal skull at the tip and he swats Stephen in the head with it! The fans go crazy! Holden hits Stephen again and again and again! Stephen grabs Holden and slams hi to the mat and starts hitting him with big shots! They both get up! Holden with a big right hand but Stephen knocks Holden down with a right of his own and Holden rolls out of the ring! Stephen slides out after him but Holden grabs the black kendo stick from the apron and hits Stephen in the gut with it then smacks it over Stephen’s back!The fans are going crazy!
Alexander Corvis: I have no idea who “Holden Ross” is but this big dude is taking it to Stephen Sebastian right now! Holden Ross looking a bit shocked that the beast Stephen Sebastian isn’t going down! Has this dude bitten off more than he can chew tonight?! Here they go!
Stephen blocks a shot and smacks Holden’s head off of the apron and rolls him I the ring! Holden gets up and looks shocked at Stephen’s power! Stephen slides in and Holden starts stomping him out until Stephen hits Holden with a takedown and starts beating on him on the mat! They both get up and Stephen goes for the Berserker Lariat but again the lights go out!
Alexander Corvis: Lights out again and Holden Ross was a second away from getting his head taken off!
The lights flicker back on but Holden Ross is gone and 5 men in thick black wool jackets, shaved heads and different skull shaped masks surround the ring which has smoke now billowing around it! The five men swarm on Stephen and start beating him but Stephen starts raging and thrashing around!
Alexander Corvis: This is a freaking horror movie! I have no idea what Holden Ross is doing here but right now he’s got this terrifying army taking on the new Extreme Champion!!
Stephen starts fighting them off! He throws a couple of them off but one jumps on his back and they all get on top of him and starts laying into him again! Stephen tosses one onto the others! One gets up and he tosses him over the top rope to the outside! The other four swarm again and they work Stephen to the ropes! Stephen tosses another out of the ring then another! One more jumps on his back and digs his fingers in his eyes and nose! Stephen is raging! The other starts booting and stomping Stephen in his midsection! Stephen tosses one off of him and gets distance! He gets them both up on his back and swings them up high for Rise of the Godhand over the top rope out of the ring on the other three hooded men! Holden Ross slides in out of nowhere and boots Stephen in the back and sends him to his knees! Holden Ross cracks the kendo stick over the back of Stephen’s now bleeding head!
Alexander Corvis: Brutal! Holden Ross is back in the ring!!
Holden cracks the kendo stick over Stephen’s back once more! He goes for another shot but Stephen gets Holden up on his back! Holden grabs the ropes and saves himself and slips out of the ring! Holden backs up the ramp and smirks pointing the kendo stick at Stephen and signalling around his waist! Stephen grabs the title belt and hangs out of the ring and rages and screams at Ross! Holden Ross smirks and points out at Stephen once more before leaving the area. We fade out to a commercial.
We cut to ringside where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a 6 man qualifying battle royal!
John Blade’s music hits and the fans go wild as he runs out holding his chain up to the camera! John Blade waves his hand in front of his face and points to the camera. He salutes and runs down the ramp and slides in the ring as the fans boo him.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The Franchise… John Blade!
Cold as Ice by M.O.P plays over the sound system as Konrad comes out through the curtain, wearing his blue and black facepaint with his black and blue gear along with his wrestling trousers with his nickname The Iceman on the back of them with Pit Bull Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands with a side cross necklace on his neck with the blue and black yin-yang tattoo on his right shoulder and Iceman from X-Men tattoo on his back, ice wolf tattoo on his left chest, ice bear tattoo on his right chest and flame cage tattoo on his left shoulder. Also has a penguin, walrus and a polar bear stitching on the left-hand side of his chest, stating Stop Climate Change.
He then high fives the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and does a holdup on each turnbuckle and everyone cheers him as he gets down from the turnbuckle and does a few boxing punches to the cameras before he looks at his opponent waiting for the match to finally start.
Patricia Downs: And Next… His opponent Tonight… The Iceman… Konrad Raab!
"Whiskey in the Jar" by Metallica blares throughout the arena. HardKore steps out on stage and thrusts his Singapore cane into the air. He makes his way down the ramp and climbs into the ring before he raises his Singapore cane back into the air. HardKore does this at each side of the ring to make sure the fans get a chance to get a picture of him in his iconic pose before he puts the cane down on the apron in his corner while the music fades out.
Patricia Downs: And Next… HardKore… Brian Phillips!
The terrifying sounds of Emilio Gonzalo's music hits as the lights go dim. Red lighting lights up the arena as the fans boo. Fiery pyro hits the stage as Emilio comes out of the shadows dressed in a black tank top and black pants. He yells out at the fans in a rage as he comes down the ramp, yelling and taunting the fans while his anger grows. Emilio gets up the stairs and walks on the apron, looking out at the crowd in pure disgust before stepping out over the ropes and getting inside the ring where he makes his way into the center of the ring and raises his arms.
Patricia Downs: And making his way to the ring… Emilio Gonzalos!
Mad Monster by Detroit Metal City plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And now… The Masked German Monster… Lord Raab!
"Come and Get It" by I Prevail starts filling the speakers and just as the distorted guitar picks up a man with a wooden Louisville slugger is walking out on stage he's dressed in street clothes consisting of blue jeans a shirt and a leather vest but still looks ready for a fight as he takes a second to look out over the crowd before yelling "Let's fucking go!" Barley audible over the music and starts his march down the ramp yelling at the fans as he goes until he makes it ringside running up the steps before turning around as he stands on the ring apron and holds his bat in the air for everyone to see both to get the fans excited and to remind his opponent of the ever-present threat before dropping the weapon at ringside and getting in the ring getting ready for the fight by taking off his vest and shirt.
Patricia Downs: And Finally Tonight… He is the EHWF Showtime Champion… Conner Creed!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and the fans are cheering for the 6 men in the ring. They’re all spaced out and apprehensive but John Blade steps up and walks in the centre of all of them and starts trash talking all of them before he starts going up to each man and waving his hand in front of his face and points up at the Final Destination sign on the roof! Lord Raab quickly grabs John Blade around the neck and the fans go WILD! Lord Raab runs John Blade to the ropes and tosses him over the top rope to the outside floor! The fans go WILD!
Patricia Downs: John Blade has been eliminated!
Alexander Corvis: Well… John Blade’s return to EHWF wasn’t all that epic to be honest! Lord Raab makes quick work of John Blade here tonight and we’re down to 5 men all ready!
Maddie Murdock: I could have told you that was gonna happen… Lord Raab with the first elimination!
Konrad Raab and Brian Phillips swarm on Emilio Gonzalos and start hitting him with all they’ve got while Lord Raab gets targeted by Conner Creed! Creed wrestles Raab against the ropes and tries for an elimination! Emilio Gonzalos takes both Konrad and Brian down with a double clothesline! The huge Emilio runs up and crushes Lord Raab and Conner Creed against the corner with a big splash! Brian gets up and starts laying big shots into Emilio but Emilio headbutts him and sends him to the mat! Konrad gets up and dives a big shoulder block into Emilio but it doesn’t do much! Konrad backs up and hits a boxing right and a left but Emilio grabs him and presses him over head then drops him on his chest and hits him with a Supreme Slam as the fans go wild! Konrad Raab is crushed! Emilio grabs him and tosses him over the top rope!
Patricia Downs: Konrad Raab has been eliminated!
Alexander Corvis: Emilio Gonzalos, the biggest man in the company with a big elimination on Konrad Raab and Lord Raab has just gotten up and he looks pissed off! This is the last guy you want to piss off!!
Maddie Murdock: Lord Raab has been chasing two titles in his whole career that have evaded him! The EHWF World/Global Championship and the EHWF World Tag Team Championship with his brother! He wants this win here tonight! He wants to go all the way!
Lord Raab rages! He hits Emilio with a big right hand to the head! Another one! Another one! Another one! Lord Raad avenges his brother and bushes Emilio’s face and snaps him in the mouth with a big uppercut! Emilio stumbles and Lord Raab hits Emilio with a big boot! Emilio hits the ropes but he bounces back and knocks Lord Raab down with a big gut block! Conner goes to attack but Emilio takes him down with a clothesline! Emilio gets clubbed in the back by Brian abut Emilio levels him with a big chokeslam! The fans are going wild and Emilio roars! He bounces off of the ropes and drops an elbow on Lord Raab! Emilio goes to get up but Lord Raab suddenly sits up and looks at Emilio! His eyes are full of rage and Emilio is shocked! Lord Raab grabs Emilio by the neck and gets up but Emilio grabs him right back and plants Raab with a chokeslam!
Alexander Corvis: Emilio is dominating right now! Who the heck is gonna stop him in this match?!
Brian and Conner start clubbing Emilio from behind and Creed hits Emilio with a chop block at the leg! The fans are going wild but Emilio takes both men down with a double clothesline! Lord Raab is back up! He hits Emilio with a big right hand then another then another then another! A big uppercut sends Emilio into the ropes and Lord Raab follows up with a big boot! Emilio hits the ropes and teeters! Brian and Creed jump on him and Lord Raab grabs his legs and eliminates the big man as the fans go wild!
Patricia Downs: Emilio Gonzalos has been eliminated!
Alexander Corvis: And they all send Emilio Gonzalos to the outside! 3 men remain in this match and they all look a little worse for wear here tonight but there is so much o the line!
Maddie Murdock: The winner of this one will go ahead next week and fight the winner of the womens battle royal taking place later tonight! The winner of that one on one match next week will qualify to fight Ana Somnia for the Global Championship!
Lord Raab and Conner Creed start hitting each other with big bombs! Creed’s bleeding from the mouth! They hammer each other but Creed shows his toughness as he boots the much bigger Raab and hits him with his quick DDT! Raab is down! Brian comes from behind and hammers Creed in the back then starts dropping bombs on his head! Brian drags Creed over and smacks his head off of the corner! Creed is bleeding a lot now as his eye brow gets cut up from that one! Brian brings Creed over to the next corner and smacks his head off of it then grabs him by his tank top straps and tosses him onto the top rope! They wrestle and fight! Creed saves himself with a back elbow to Brian! Creed goes for Clothesline from Hell! Brian ducks it and levels Creed with a big lariat and Creed is hurt but right after, Brian walks right into Raab who grabs him around the neck! Raab lifts Brian up and hits him with Chokinator right out of the ring!
Patricia Downs: Brian Phillips has been eliminated!
Alexander Corvis: And then there were 2! Raab looks tired! Creed looks beat up and bleeding! He’s not in great shape and he still has to remember he has a Showtime defense next week as well!
Maddie Murdock: Two hall of famers going head to head right now! Which one is going to come out on top and get that one on one number one contenders match next week?!
Raab and Creed trade big blows! Raab with a right hand then an uppercut! Creed hits the ropes and bounces right into a big boot from Raab and the fans go wild! Creed is hurting and bleeding and Raab smells it! Raab grabs Creed around the neck! Creed gets choked but he boots Raab in the gut! Creed with a kick to the head of a bent over Raab and we see blood trickle under Raab’s mask! Creed with a big right hand! Raab with a knee to Creed! Raab tosses Creed into the ropes and goes for a big boot but Creed pulls the top rope down! Raab goes over but saves himself on the apron! Raab grabs Creed by the neck and tosses him over but Creed holds onto the ropes as both men are now on the apron!
Alexander Corvis: Shit! Near eliminations! Both men are on the apron!
Creed boots Raab in the gut then kicks him in the head when he bends over! Creed gets back in the ring and goes to run up to knock Raab off the apron but Raab grabs Creed around the neck and tosses him across the ring! Raab steps over the top rope back into the ring and approaches Creed but Creed with a big boot sends Raab into the ropes! Creed runs up for Clothesline of Hell to finish this off but Raab side steps him and tosses him over the top rope! Creed saves himself on the apron, only one boot touches the floor and he pulls himself up but Raab is waiting for him and wraps his hand around Creed’s neck then hits him with Chokinator off of the apron to the outside as the fans GO WILD!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Moving onto the number one contenders match next week… The Masked German Monster… Lord Raab!
Alexander Corvis: Lord Raab does it! Conner Creed last eliminated after these two tore each other apart! Lord Raab is going into the number one contenders match next week and his opponent will be decided in the main event tonight! Ana Somnia must be watching very carefully!
Maddie Murdock: With all the history Ana has had with Zoe McDraven. With the recent issues she’s had with Naomi Banks. One guy you don’t want hounding your for your championship is the psychotic Lord Raab who has been chasing top tier title gold in EHWF since 2014!
Lord Raab’s blue and red fire pyro goes off on the stage and the turnbuckles as his music hits! He points up at the Final Destination sign with the fire around him as we fade out.
We cut backstage, the shot focused on a locker room door, the shot slightly off-kilter, as if the cameraman isn’t quite ready to start filming yet. Suddenly the door flings open revealing a grinning Romi Moreno, wrapped up in a white towel that covers her from armpits down to mid-thigh, her hair still wet, clearly fresh out of her post-match shower.
Romi: I thought I heard you out here! Post-match interview time? Let’s do it!
Camera Guy: Oh, Patricia isn’t here yet, I was just waiting for her-
Romi: We can do it without her, it’s cool! C’mon!
She holds the locker room door open, gesturing for him to come in with one hand while pinning her upper arm against her side to help hold the towel in place.
CG: I can wait out here ‘til you’re dressed-
Romi: Nah, don’t worry about it! Not like we’re gonna get in trouble with the sponsor if my towel slips, right?
With that the camera follows her into the locker room, spartan and basic as you’d expect a rookie’s room to be. Romi picks up a bottle of shampoo as the cameraman sets the shot up level and even, counting her down from five as Romi stands to the right of the shot, facing left, holding the shampoo bottle as a pretend microphone, breaking into an over-the-top classic interviewer voice.
Romi: Romina Moreno, you just won your first match here on Chaos and now you’re the number one contender for the Showtime Championship! What are you going to do next?
She steps around to the left side of the shot, facing right as it looking at her interviewer, holding the ‘mic’ up still, responding to herself in her regular happy tone.
Romi: First things first, please call me Romi! As far as my plans, first I’m gonna do the second best thing a girl can do in Texas: I’m gonna go find a steakhouse where I can order a ribeye bigger than my head and a pitcher of margaritas on the side and celebrate my win! Then in the morning I’m gonna do the best thing a girl can do in Texas and that’s catch a flight to Mexico, baby! I’m gonna visit my abuela and my tias, I’m gonna party with my cousins and I’m gonna lay out on a beach and reeeelax!
Romi: Confident words from the soon-to-be challenger! Let’s send it back to ringside!
Romi turns to face the camera square, beaming widely.
With that she shoos the camera guy out of the locker room, narrowly avoiding her towel slipping down in the process as we cut back to ringside.
We cut to ringside where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a handicap match set for one fall and it’s for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships!
The lights go black, then "Machine Gun" by Portishead begins to play. Each round of rapid-fire drum beats triggers a scattershot shower of white beams throughout the arena; each distorted guitar riff fires tiny, shining holes through the otherwise solid black field on the 'tron.
The moment Beth Gibbons' voice begins to waft through the air:
o/~ I saw a saviour
o/~ A saviour come my way
o/~ I thought I'd see it
o/~ In the cold light of day
o/~ But now I realise that I'm
o/~ Only for me
... the lights snap on, revealing the back of a short but powerfully built woman with a patchwork purple, red, and black hooded drape drawn, and a rippling, tattoo and scar-strewn bicep flexing;
And a somewhat taller, leaner woman right in front of her, hunched low with platinum blonde hair hanging like a veil as she bobs from side, an agitated readiness at odd with her long, languid breaths.
o/~ If only I could see
One is DAHLIA, "Hell's Belle" with burning eyes and a penchant for brutality;
o/~ You turn yourself to me
The other is "The Broken-Winged Crane" Miwa Iizuka, sadist with a beguiling smile.
o/~ And recognize the poison in my hea~art
As Gibbons' voice stretches, Miwa slaps the ramp and springs up to her full height while DAHLIA snaps around at breakneck speeds, only for the two women's hands to meet in a tight clasp while several streams of violet sparks burst into the air at 45 degree angles to frame them. In perfect time, they draw together to share a brief kiss that ends with DAHLIA turning a cocksure smirk towards one half of the audience and Miwa giving the other a broad smile while her eyes are still hidden. DAHLIA then drapes her arm over Miwa's shoulders; a larger, vertical pyro charge jets up behind the pair as they begin walking to the ring.
Together, they are motherXmalice.
o/~ There is no other place
o/~ No one else I face
o/~ The remedy will agree with how I feel...
As they make their way down the aisle, DAHLIA eagerly shit-talks, flips birds, and even blows smug kisses towards any fans who provoke her, if only by rooting for their opponent; Miwa, meanwhile, just meets the odd fan with gleaming predator eyes eagerly seeking tender muscles and vulnerable joints.
Also, the occasional middle finger.
Upon reaching the ring, DAHLIA hops to plant her knee on the apron, then straightens and sits on the middle rope to further widen the gap she's opening up for her partner. Right afterwards, Miwa leaps up to the apron, grabs the middle rope, and swings herself through the gap in one fluid stream of motion, leaving DAHLIA to leap over the top rope. Once her feet meet the mat, she throws a fist into the air while stalking towards the center, and Miwa does an acrobatic roll to meet her. Once they're together again - back to back, standing and hunched, just like before for a beat - DAHLIA seizes the drape in one hand. Once she flings it aside, Miwa thrusts upright, throwing up splayed hands that clench the air when she hits her full reach while DAHLIA throws her arms out to either side as if she's inviting the whole world to square up.
They head for their corner once their music begins to fade down, with DAHLIA sinking back to lounge against the turnbuckles with her arms draped over the ropes, and Miwa adroitly bounding up to the second rope, then top turnbuckle so she can take a seat and let her leg dangle over DAHLIA's shoulder.
In spite of their casual posture, DAHLIA's fingers drumming on the ropes, Miwa's foot bouncing against the turnbuckle, and two sets of laser-focused eyes speak volumes about their mutual impatience as they approach the cusp of violence.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The Challengers… DAHLIA and Miwa Iizuka… MotherXMalice!
Patricia Downs: And Next… Their opponent tonight… She is both halves of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions and the EHWF Global Champion… Necessary Evil… Ana Somnia
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and Ana Somnia explodes at amazing speed, levelling the much bigger DAHLIA with a high impact spear! The fans instantly get to their feet as Ana starts landing huge bombs on DAHLIA’s head with big hammer fists and elbows on the mat! DAHLIA is busted wide open and bleeding badly! Miwa goes to run interference but Ana gets up and knocks her down with a right hand! DAHLIA gets up, all messed up and Ana plants her back down with a spinebuster as the fans go WILD! Ana grabs DAHLIA by the hair and lifts her up! She smacks DAHLIA’s head off of the turnbuckle then walks her over and smacks it off of the next turnbuckle before hosting DAHLIA up and slinging her off of her back with huge impact! Ana shows off her awesome strength as she picks up the much bigger woman and does it again, shaking the ring as the fans watch in shock!
Alexander Corvis: Ana Somnia CRUSHING Dahlia right off the mat and now she’s beating the living shit out of her! Ana Somina using MotherXMalice to send a huge message here tonight!!
Maddie Murdock: The strength of Ana Somnia is seriously incredible! She destroyed Remi Skyfire last week and now she’s taking out MotherXMalice! DAHLIA is busted wide open and now Ana is taking it to her in this title match!
Ana quickly gets DAHLIA in her Wanderlust rear naked choke! DAHLIA is out quickly and the ref tells Ana to break the hold, it’s over. Ana refuses to break it and she continues to choke DAHLIA out even though she’s unconscious and a bloody mess!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and STILL both halves of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… the EHWF Global Champion… Necessary Evil… Ana Somnia
Alexander Corvis: Ana Somnia just tearing through DAHLIA and Miwa like it’s easy and Ana takes out MotherXMalice in this handicap match and send a huge message but Ana went overboard tonight and DAHLIA is in a bad way!
Maddie Murdock: MotherXMalice are unable to take back those belts and Ana has obliterated DAHLIA here tonight and now she’s choking her the fuck out! What the heck is wrong with this girl?!
The fans are going wild as the ref tries to break it up! Eventually Ana lets go but DAHLIA is in bad shape. Unconscious, beaten to a pulp and bleeding profusely! Ana picks DAHLIA up and tosses her to the outside as the refs quickly check on her! Miwa slides into the ring behind Ana but Ana gets Miwa up on her back and slings her off! Ana grabs Miwa and plants her with a German Suplex! She plants her on her neck with another, then another, then another! The fans are going crazy! 5, 6, 7! Eventually Ana releases a big German Suplex at number 10 and sends Miwa flying and crashing on her neck across the ring!
Alexander Corvis: My God… Ana is breaking these women in half tonight and she’s having fun doing it!
Maddie Murdock: They’re gonna end up like Remi Skyfire! This match is over, someone stop Ana or she’ll sideline these girls as well!
Ana has Miwa down on the mat and locks her in the Kimura! The fans are going NUTS! A producer and a ref run in and try and break it up but Miwa screams in agony until Ana SNAPS her arm! The fans shrill at the sight and a screaming Miwa rolls off into the arms of the ref who quickly gets the EMTs to rush over to her!
Alexander Corvis: Ana with that arm hold! Ana just snapped Miwa’s arm! ANA SNAPPED THE ARM! What the fuck is wrong with her!?!
Maddie Murdock: M-My God. Th-that was brutal! She’s not done!?
Ana grabs DAHLIA on the outside! A producer tries to stop her but Ana runs DAHLIA up and slams her head off of the barricade then grabs her by the hair and walks her over to the Albanian announcer table and smacks her head off of it! There’s blood everywhere! Ana smacks DAHLIA’s head off of the table again then props her up with amazing power and strength and plants DAHLIA through he Albanian announce table with massive impact as the fans go wild! Ana grabs the EHWF World Tag Team Championship and the EHWF Global Championship and rolls back into the ring as Mya Gomez’s music hits. Mya appears on the stage with her father, Fernandez Gomez.
Mya Gomez: All right… That’s enough, no more Ana.
Fernandez Gomez: Ana Somnia… ENOUGH of your bullshit! Last week you put Remi Skyfire in the hospital. Earlier tonight, Stephen Sebastian sent RIP to the ICU and now you’ve just got MotherXMalice carted out of here in stretchers! You won’t do this to MY roster just because you think you run the place!
Ana holds up her title belts as the fans go WILD!
Fernandez Gomez: You destroyed your own tag partner and co-champion last week… you took things way too far here AGAIN this week. So taking into account both of these things, your punishment is that after Chaos is finished tonight, you’ll be stripped of the EHWF World Tag Team Championships and the belts will be vacated!
The fans boo as Ana holds both belts up and yells out inaudible out to a smirking Fernandez Gomez.
Alexander Corvis: What?! Ana’s losing the EHWF World Tag Team Championships after Chaos tonight?
Maddie Murdock: Well she did take out her own partner and put her in hospital…
Fernandez Gomez: You might think you got it all in the bag Ana but that’s why only the best on Chaos will qualify to face you at Final Destination! Lord Raab will go head to head with… whoever wins this next match! So get the fuck out of MY ring and get to the back and find a monitor because this contest… STARTS RIGHT NOW!
We cut to ringside where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a 6 man qualifying battle royal!
Bonnie Blade’s music hits and the fans go wild as she runs out holding her chain up to the camera! Bonnie Blade waves her hand in front of her face and points to the camera. She salutes and runs down the ramp and slides in the ring as the fans boo her.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The Franchise… Bonnie Blade
The lights suddenly shut off. A silent whisper spoke seconds after.
"I am the warrior, Show your pride now... Solidify your place in time!"
As the chorus of "Warrior" by Disturbed started, the lights flashed back on with white pyrotechnics shooting up from the platform. The color of the lights shooting out of the stage is pink and gold and then changes to blue and green. In front of the blast was Kori Argentum; the fans cheered for her; some chanted her name, while others held up signs with her name on it.
With a smile on her face, she gave the crowd the a wave before running down the ramp. She lunged herself underneath the bottom rope after arriving at the ring, propping herself up on one knee after sliding in the center of it. Kori took the cheers in with the same smile plastered on her face. While standing up on her feet, she raised her hands high, screaming along with them, while making her way over to the corner of the ring to wait for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And Next… Kori Argentum!
Azzurra Rissi's music hits and the fans get up and start making some noise. Azzurra comes out and looks either side of the stage first before making their way down the ramp and to the ring. They get up the steel steps and look out at the fans before they get into the ring and raise their arms while they wait for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And Next Up… Azzurra Rissi!
The fans pick up and cheer as Naomi Banks’ tron plays and she makes her way out on the stage. Naomi comes down the ramp, slapping hands and hyping up the fans before sliding into the ring and getting ready to start her match.
Patricia Downs: And making her way to the ring… The Hood Mona Lisa… Naomi Banks!
"Evacuate the dance floor" hits the arena as Misty runs out to the stage bouncing from side to side. Misty is smiling at her adoring fans and she smiles and waves to the crowd and proceeds down the ramp slapping and shaking the fans hands ramp side along the way. Misty runs around the ring slapping fans hands before sliding into the ring and leans against the ropes once more waving to her audience.
Patricia Downs: And now… Misty Vega!
Soft pink lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And Finally Tonight… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
The fans are on their feet for the main event as the 6 women all space out and watch each other. Much like John Blade earlier in the night, Bonnie Blade gets in the other women’s faces and starts waving her hand in front of her face! Naomi grabs Bonnie by the back of her hair! The fans go wild as Bonnie screams out louder and Naomi runs Bonnie up and tosses her over the top rope out of the ring as the fans go WILD! Naomi gets the first elimination!
Patricia Downs: Bonnie Blade has been eliminated!
Alexander Corvis: Bonnie Blade tossed out almost exactly like John Blade was in the mens battle royal tonight! Naomi in her debut match gets the first elimination tonight and the fans not only love it but they’re laughing right now!
Maddie Murdock: Bonnie Blade gone just like that and now we’re already down to 5! Winner of this one goes on to face The Masked German Monster, Lord Raab next week on Chaos and whoever wins that goes on to face Ana Somnia but I have no idea who would actually WANT to face Ana Somnia after what we just saw!
Misty and Azzurra brawl it out and Misty gets Azzurra against the ropes and tries to eliminate her! Zoe dropkicks Kori down to the mat then gets up and twists Naomi’s arm around and gets her in a wristslock then transitions into a hammerlock from behind as Zoe shoves Naomi against the ropes and tries to get her over but Naomi shoves Zoe off of her! Zoe gets up and swings a kick but Naomi ducks it and plants Zoe with a big powerslam! Kori gets up and grabs Misty and Azzurra from behind and grabs their legs and sends them both over the top rope but they save themselves on the apron!
Alexander Corvis: Misty targeting Azzurra but Azzurra holds on for dear life! Zoe and Naomi going for it but Zoe unable to contend with Naomi’s power in this one! A lot of quick action on one end of the ring but a stalemate on the other side!
Maddie Murdock: Zoe wants this more than anything! She wants to get a top tier title back around her waist! She hasn’t had one since 2020 when Ana Somnia originally beat her for the EHWF World Championship!
Naomi grabs Zoe and tosses her over the top rope but Zoe clings to the top rope and holds on! She saves herself! Naomi pulls her off and boots her in the midsection then holds Zoe close and plants her face first on the mat with a big Hush Money, sitout facebuster! The fans get loud but Kori comes right up behind Naomi and boots her in the back! Kori backs off and runs back up at Naomi, grabbing her hair but Naomi spins around and grabs Kori from behind and runs her across to the ropes, throwing her over and sending her to the outside unexpectedly as the fans roar!
Patricia Downs: Kori Argentum has been eliminated!
Alexander Corvis: There goes Kori Argentum! Naomi just overpowering here there and throwing her over! Naomi has 2 eliminations and in her first match, she’s REALLY impressing! The speed, the strength and the athletic ability is off the charts!
Maddie Murdock: Doing great for a first match. Naomi is no stranger to Ana Somnia outside of EHWF but inside EHWF she would love nothing more than to meet her for the Global Championship one on one at Final Destination!
A Naomi chant breaks out as the fans get super loud! Misty has Azzurra up and looks like she’s going to eliminate her but Zoe runs up and springs off of the second rope and nails Naomi in the chest with a springboard knee! Zoe grabs Naomi and shoves her against the ropes and tries to eliminate her but it’s no good! Naomi uses her strength and tosses Zoe across the ring! When Zoe gets up, Naomi runs up and nails Zoe right in the face with a running thrust kick! Zoe is down! Misty realises she can’t get Azzurra off of the ropes so she lets go and rakes Naomi across the back! Naomi winces in pain and Misty picks her up! Naomi gets off of Misty’s back and hoists Misty up on her back in a torture rack with great strength! Naomi shows off and Misty can’t believe it as Naomi raises Misty up and tosses her over the top rope to the outside with a torture rack slam!
Patricia Downs: Misty Vega has been eliminated!
Alexander Corvis: Naomi just powers Misty up and over and that’s elimination number 3 for Naomi and no one else has eliminated anyone! 3 left and Naomi is tearing through this match right now!
Maddie Murdock: Maybe Naomi is sending her own message with this powerful performance tonight?!
3 women remain and the fans are going WILD! Naomi points to the Final Destination sign and the fans roar but Zoe gets up and points at it as well and yells at Naomi then signals around her waist! Naomi turns around as she notices Azzurra spring off of the top rope! Azzurra hits Naomi with a flying hurricanrana and the fans LOSE IT! Azzurra and Zoe pick up Naomi and get her up on the top rope but Naomi thrashes around and shows off her power, throwing both women off of her! Naomi cartwheels across the ring and takes out both women with a double springboard elbow! Naomi goes to pick Azzurra up but Azzurra boots her in the thigh! Azzurra gets up on the top rope and leaps off for a crossbody but Naomi catches her and again shows off her power! The fans ROAR as Naomi shows off and presses Azzurra overhead then tosses her out of the ring!
Patricia Downs: Azzurra Rissi has been eliminated!
Alexander Corvis: Azzurra Rissi does her best but the strength of Naomi was too much for her and Naomi with her 4th elimination and only 2 remain! Can Naomi pull off a massive debut match upset with a perfect win here or is Zoe going to take her out!
Maddie Murdock: Naomi might be strong and fast but never ever count out Zoe McDraven!
Zoe is up but she’s hurt but still comes up and starts trading blows with Naomi! Zoe ducks the last swing and hits Naomi with a quick jab, then another then cracks her in the chest with a knife edge chop! Zoe jumps on Naomi’s back to lock in Kinetic Energy but Naomi flips Zoe off of her back on the mat! Zoe grabs Naomi’s hair and pulls her across then gets her up on the ropes but Naomi responds with a back elbow! Naomi gets to the top rope and launches off with a moonsault! Zoe rolls out of the way but the fans go wild as Naomi lands on her feet then recovers with the standing moonsault on Zoe! Zoe gets up holding her torso as Naomi presses Zoe up with great strength and shows off her power with a glam slam like move! Big impact and the fans are the loudest they’ve been all night!
Alexander Corvis: BOOM! Now THAT is power from The Hood Mona Lisa! Looked like Zoe was building something but she just couldn’t get anything over Naomi and Naomi made her pay! If she can get every single elimination, Naomi is not only going to go on to face Lord Raab but she’s going to send a message in her debut match!
Maddie Murdock: The fans are going NUTS right now! Zoe going for that long hair of Naomi but Naomi wants to finish this now! Zoe won’t let her though!
Naomi gets Zoe up on her back! Zoe grabs Naomi’s long long hair and pulls it but Naomi pulls back as they tug of war for it! Naomi breaks the grip! They run at each other and Naomi uses her hair to assist with a slingblade type move as Zoe gets whiplash! Naomi gets Zoe up on her back and edges over to the ropes but Zoe shakes the top rope and Naomi loses balance! Zoe gets off of her back and leaps up for her flying Shockwave kick! Naomi ducks it then drop-kicks Zoe in the back and Zoe lands neck first on the middle ropes! Naomi backs off and runs up towards the ropes and hits Zoe with a Tiger feint kick to the head of Zoe draped over second rope, followed by a Springboard 450 Splash as the hits the Bank Shot! The fans GO NUTS! Zoe gets up holding her head and torso and rests on the ropes in pain as Naomi runs up and clotheslines her over the top rope to the outside! The fans ERUPT!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner tonight… The Hood Mona Lisa… Naomi Banks!
Alexander Corvis: It’s over and I can’t believe it! Naomi Banks has not only won this match but she made every single elimination and dominated! Now Naomi is going on to next week to face Lord Raab one on one and the winner will face Ana Somnia for the Global Championship!
Maddie Murdock: She looked great and Naomi has more than impressed here tonight! She’s strong, athletic and insanely talented and she wants to make a name for herself! Can she really go all the way though?
Naomi’s music plays and the fans are going CRAZY right now! Naomi gets up on the turnbuckle and raises her arms and hypes up the crowd! We see Zoe, Azzurra and others near the stage and ramp and the crowd picks up as Naomi’s music stops because here comes Ana Somnia!
Alexander Corvis: SHIT! We knew this would happen! Here comes Ana Somnia and it’s NOT gonna be pretty!
Maddie Murdock: These two already had their confrontation tonight! They’re not strangers to each other! They hate each other and we might not have to wait to see them go at it! They already had a skirmish tonight but here’s the FIGHT!
The fans go wild as Ana enters the ring and Ana and Naomi start hammering each other in the head with right hands! Ana eventually gets the upper hand and hoists Naomi on her back! Zoe McDraven slides in the ring and nails Ana in the head with Shockwave! Ana drops Naomi! Ana stumbles around, her lip split after that! Naomi recovers on the apron and the fans go wild! Ana goes to strike at Zoe but Azzurra Rissi comes flying off of the top rope and nails Ana with a Meteora! Now the FANS ARE LOUD! The arena shakes! Misty and Kori shrug and slide into the ring! They dive forearms and fists on Ana on the mat! All of these women, victimised by Ana Somnia in some way in the past now fighting back!
Alexander Corvis: What the heck!? The four competitors in this match are now making a save on Naomi and attacking Ana Somnia! What the fuck is going on Maddie?! Zoe, Azzurra, Misty and Kori who have all been tormented by Ana in some way in the past are swarming here tonight!
Maddie Murdock: Ana wanted Naomi but she didn’t expect this!
We hear a growl from Ana as she stands up and tosses the women off of her! Zoe gets a right hand in but Ana headbutts her back down! Misty rakes Ana’s back! Kori with a forearm! Ana picks Kori up on her back and start swinging her around, knocking the other women down before slinging Kori down to the mat with impact! Azzurra and Zoe both charge Ana but they come off second best and run into a wall! Ana grabs both of them and collides their heads together then tosses them across the ring with real power! Misty backs off, almost asking for mercy but she thumbs the eye! Ana’s vision is impaired but not enough as she ducks Mist Effect from Misty and German Suplexes her onto the other women! Ana piles up the four women and gets up, almost dusting her hands as Azzurra, Misty, Zoe and Kori lie stacked up unconscious!
Alexander Corvis: Oh shit! Ana with little effort just took out four fucking women! What the fuck is she!?
Maddie Murdock: WATCH OUT!
Ana’s split second forget about Naomi sees Naomi with a huge dropkick to Ana’s back and Ana land with her neck hitting the second ropes! Naomi backs off and runs up towards the ropes and hits Ana Somnia with a Tiger feint kick to the head of Zoe draped over second rope, followed by a Springboard 450 Splash as the hits the Bank Shot! Naomi gets ALL of the Bank Shot and the fans go nuts! Naomi rolls out of the ring with the EHWF Global Championship belt and takes a look at it before sliding it back into the ring! A hurt and pissed off Ana Somnia rolls over it and picks the belt back up!
Alexander Corvis: Naomi Banks off of all that mayhem in the ring is able to get one over on Ana Somnia and we’ve just seen shit get real here tonight folks!
Ana winces in pain and eventually hangs off of the ropes and yells out in Russian to a smirking Naomi Banks who is on the ramp! Naomi signals around her waist then points at the Final Destination sign on the roof…
…Both women are startled as massive blue and red fire pyro goes off on the stage and on the turnbuckle as Lord Raab appears on the stage. Ana in the ring. Naomi on the ramp and Lord Raab on the stage! The fans are going wild and Lord Raab points down at Ana and the Global Championship then up at the Final Destination sign!
Alexander Corvis: And you can’t forget his man! Lord Raab, making his presence known because this will be the man Naomi will have to beat if she wants to face Ana at Final Destination!
The fans are going wild! Ana holds her ribs and holds up the belt. Naomi looks back and forward at both Lord Raab and Ana Somnia.
Alexander Corvis: Well, that’s all we have time for ladies and gentlemen and WHAT A NIGHT it was! I can’t wait to see what happens next week as there is only one more Chaos before Final Destination! Good night and be safe!
Alexander Corvis: Ladies and Gentlemen! We welcome you to Tuesday Night Chaos live from American Airlines Center! Retribution was absolutely huge with unexpected twists and turns on every step of the night but one thing remains clear out of Retribution and that is that Ana Somnia has vanquished Remi Skyfire and retained the EHWF Global Championship! Remi Skyfire was destroyed by Somnia and put up in the hospital and we don’t know when and if she’ll be back! That leaves Ana without a tag team partner to defend her EHWF World Tag Team Championships with so she’ll go head to head in a handicap championship rematch with motherXmalice tonight!
Maddie Murdock: That’ll be massive but Ana has contenders knocking left right and centre on her doorstep already as Naomi Banks debuted and confronted Ana Somnia last week at Retribution then laid her ass out and made a claim for the EHWF Global Championship! Naomi will be in the main event battle royal tonight taking on other hungry competitors like Zoe McDraven and Azzurra Rissi who have had their fair shares of problems with Ana and would want to meet her on the big stage in a couple weeks time!
Alexander Corvis: The winner of that battle Royale will face the winner of the mens battle royal earlier in the night. Lord Raab, Conner Creed and Konrad Raab among others all battling for the chance to face the winner of the woman’s battle royal next week where we’ll see a new number one contender to Ana Somnia’s Global Championship It’s gonna be epic, Maddie and I can’t wait!
Maddie Murdock: And to throw another spanner in the works - winner of the 2022 EHWF Retribution Royale Michael Rissi will appear live tonight to choose his championship opponent for Final Destination out of Brandon Bash, Ana Somnia and Brianna Rissi! Many believe that Rissi will choose his much hated rival, Brandon Bash for an epic encounter but anything could happen and we could see Ana Somnia have more than one contender by the time Final Destination rolls around!
Alexander Corvis: But first up tonight, Jade Moxie will go head to head with the debuting Romi Moreno in one on one action where the winner will get the chance to face Conner Creed for the Showtime Championship next week. Jade is no stranger to gold here in EHWF and she’s young, hungry and needs the win but the new and exciting Romi Moreno will be looking to make a big impact in her first match!
Maddie Murdock: And Remington Ivory Prescott has gone over the allotted time without a title defense with the now in dispute EHWF Extreme Championship being defended tonight against Stephen Sebastian in an Extreme Rules contest! This is going to be one incredible night as we get closer and closer to the biggest event in pro wrestling… Final Destination! Lets start the show!
Romi: Clock strikes upon the hour and the sun begins to fade…
Backstage, a hallway of the American Airlines Center, Romi Moreno is warming up, wearing a “Relax Gringo I’m Legal” tank top over her cobalt, gold and white sports bra and trunks, tassled arm bands, knee pads and kickpads over blue amateur-style boots all on display. She alternates between squats and lunges while singing along with the music… in her head, apparently, as there are no earbuds in her ears nor can anyone else seemingly hear Whitney Houston as Romi belts it out.
Romi: Still enough time to figure out how to chase my blues away,
I’ve done alright up ‘til now, it’s the light of day that shows me how,
And when the night falls, loneliness calls…
Stepping into the frame with an amused grin on her face, is Zoe McDraven. The song that’s being sung is somewhat familiar with her, for some strange reason and she couldn’t help but belt out the chorus to the song.
Zoe: Oh, I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me…
That was sure to get her attention.
Romi perks up at the voice knocking out the chorus, turning around with a hand raised for a high five, beaming widely.
Zoe couldn’t really resist and returned the high five, clasping her hands behind her back.
Zoe: Yep, the one and only.
There was a pause, before she continued.
Zoe: Hey I can dig that. It’s the best way to get info on your opponents, see how they tick, find out if they have any weaknesses. Gotta know what you’re walking into, right? Oh Jade? Yeah she’s off in her locker room, zoning out, getting ready for things so I left her alone and decided to wander. It’s rather interesting that I ran into you here. Maybe I’m here for a little of both. Scoping you out…and a little singing.
Romi: Well, I respect the honesty and the scoping; not like I ain’t been watching as much tape on Jade as I can since this match got announced. As long you’re not about to take a swing at me I don’t mind.
She’s quiet for a moment. Well, for a few seconds, which might be about as long as Romi can be quiet.
Romi: So, is this place as great as it seems? Not Texas I mean, EHWF, Chaos, all of that. So far the food in catering’s been good, locker rooms are clean, no one tried to take pictures of me while I was changing, I got to ogle Stephan Sebastian for a few minutes… like, what’s the downside here? I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop, know what I mean?
Romi grins a little.
Romi: And don’t tell me it’s what Jade’s gonna do to me in the ring tonight. A good fight ain’t a downside in my book.
Zoe chuckled, shaking her head, her face going serious for a moment.
Zoe: Romi, if I wanted to make a statement with you, had it been you and I in the match, we wouldn’t be having a conversation. All the talking would be done out there.
Zoe motioned her head to the main part of the arena, before turning her head back to Romi.
Zoe: EHWF? Oh yeah, sure. It’s gone through a bit of a shake up, what with new management and all since it’s returned. There hasn’t been too much of a problem…and no risk of pictures being taken that don’t need to be thrown up on the interwebs. God the boss would have a hay day trying to calm that storm down.
There was a shudder from her as she rocked back and forth on her feet.
She fixed her with a hard glare.
Romi just grins back at the glare.
Romi: Oh, don’t misunderstand, I want a good hard fight outta your girl, I ain’t here to half-ass things. But what I really want, more than just a fight from Jade?
Romi leans in, almost conspiratorial, replying with a stage whisper.
Romi: I wanna fight everybody. I want every hard match, every challenge anyone can put in front of me. I wanna be the absolute very damn best and that only happens when I fight the hard fights and win. So tonight I’m gonna fight the hard fight against Jade and I’m gonna win. And then I’m gonna fight the hard fight against Conner Creed and I’m gonna win. And I’m gonna walk around with that Showtime Championship around my waist and I’m gonna defend it again and again and again until there is no doubt that I am as good as it gets.
Romi takes a big step back, winking at Zoe.
Romi: You feel me?
Zoe nods, smiling back.
Zoe: Yeah I do. Who knows if you win that championship, you might run into me out there. Then we can really see how things go.
Romi: I wouldn’t have it any other way. Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta finish warming up!
Romi flashes a peace sign as she walks backwards away from Zoe for a few steps before turning to walk away normally, bouncing a little on the balls of her feet as she disappears out of sight around a corner.
Zoe watches, a grin appearing on her face as she turns around and heads in the opposite direction.
We cut to ringside where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is set for one fall!
The lights dim as the whine of a guitar, soon accompanied by rolling drumming until a crescendo and a halt. Two big pops of pyro blast off on either side of the stage and then the song kicks back in as Romi Moreno bursts out through the entrance and into a spotlight in her cobalt, gold and white wrestling attire, the crowd roaring in approval, 'The MexiCanadian Mayhem Machine' roaring right back. She cuts back and forth across the stage at the top of the ramp, high fiving and fist bumping fans in the front row before starting down to the ring as the lyrics begin, the spotlight following her.
The future’s under fire
The past is gaining ground
A continuous cold war between
My home and my hometown
She continues to give fives and bumps on her way down, clearly feeding off the excitement of the crowd, firing herself up as they fire her up.
I was destined to die dreaming
When one day, my best friend
With passion and pure provocation
Summoned me and said
She pauses at the base of the ramp, staring into the ring, bouncing a little on the balls of her feet as though the excitement and adrenaline are too much for her to simply stand still.
“You can’t condemn your love
To linger here and die
Can’t leave your dreams to chance
Or to a spirit in the sky
May your heart always be ardent
Your conscience always clear
And succumb to the city and surrender, baby
I’ll be waiting here”
She breaks into a sprint, running the last ten feet or so to the ring before leaping to the apron, singing along with the chorus as she leans back against the ropes, both arms draped over the top, a few fans who know the words singing along with her.
And it got me all fired up
To go far away
And make some ears ring from the sound of my singing, baby
(Oh oh, oh oh)
And it got me all fired up
To go far away
And make some ears ring from the sound of my singing, baby
(Oh oh, oh oh)
So I left my home
And all I had
I used to be good but now I’m bad
Romi backflips over the top rope into the ring, doing a quick spin before coming to a stop, staring down her opponent with a grin as the song fades out and the lights come back up, ready for the fight.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First Tonight… Making her debut… The MexiCanadian Mayhem Machine… Romi Moreno!
The guitar riff starts in as the front entrance lights up with blue lights, steam and fog pouring around the stage. As the beginning lyrics start up, Jade rushes out to the entrance as pyro goes off, lifting her fist into the air before walking down the ramp, a grin on her face. She walks the outside of the ring, greeting the fans before crawling into the ring and running to the turnbuckle and spreading her arms wide.
Patricia Downs: And Next… Her opponent tonight… Being accompanied by Zoe McDraven… The Lethal Disaster… Jade Moxie!
DING DING DING
Match #1: Jade Moxie vs. Romi Moreno
The bell sounds and Jade and Romi circle each other for a moment before they bump fists and tie up in the centre of the ring! Romi quickly gets Jade in a headlock but Jade reverses it into a hammerlock with Romi then twisting out and chaining into a standing wristlock! Romi leans down and hits Jade with a lucha-style arm drag and keeps Jade’s arm wrapped up as she wrenches back! Jade yells in pain as Zoe shouts encouragement from the outside! Jade gets up and this time uses her height to counter into a headlock and slow Romi down! Jade whips Romi into the ropes and swings on rebound but Romi ducks Jade and turns around, taking Jade down with a basement dropkick as the fans get louder!
Alexander Corvis: These two technical and face paced women are going at it right now and they’re putting on a show as Romi impresses so far right off the bat in her first match here in EHWF!
Maddie Murdock: She looks impressive but it’s not going to be easy to take down someone as crafty as Jade Moxie who is a student of the veteran Zoe McDraven! Already Romi and Zoe seem to have met and Romi has made it known she’s here to fight anyone and everyone she can!
Conner Creed: Why am I out here watching this? Are you guys serious? Jade and Romi? Who the heck is Romi? And Jade wasn’t she tag team champion for like 2 weeks? These are the two are fighting for a shot at my title… looks like an easy defense for me next week…
Conner Creed has a smirk on his face with his arms folded and he shares a small little staredown with Zoe who turns back to the action and yells for Jade to get up! Jade and Romi go to tie up but Jade is quick to get Romi in the waistlock and the fans pick up! Jade leapfrogs Romi and snaps a mean kick into Romi’s midsection then bounces off of the ropes and takes Romi down with a lariat! Romi is back up but Jade takes her down with another lariat! Romi stumbles to her feet but Jade gets some control now, this time with a big dropkick to Romi’s chest as the fans go wild! Jade runs up and springs off of the middle rope for her lionsault but Romi gets her knees up and Jade lands right on them! Jade rolls off and holds her chest and torso in pain! Romi kicks up and yells out to the fans who pop! Romi runs up and grabs Jade and plants her with a running sunset flip bomb right off of her back and pins Jade’s shoulders to the mat!
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KICK OUT!
Alexander Corvis: Now these two are kicking it up a gear and the fans love it right now! Sunset flip bomb from Romi to Jade for a near fall and although Jade is neutralising a lot of Romi’s offense, Romi is still breaking through with rapid moves. I think she leads this 60/40 right now!
Maddie Murdock: These two are putting on a great contest right now! Zoe shouting encouragement on the outside and Conner, it looks like you weren’t pleased with that out here?
Conner Creed: Zoe and I are no strangers to each other but her best friend and protege, Jade isn’t on my level so I don’t even know why we’re having this match. Do you really think Romi Moreno, one match in could beat me? Don’t make me laugh, I’ve been on fire since I stepped back in EHWF, I don’t need to watch this shit!
Zoe yells and smacks the apron on the outside! Romi gets up and takes a couple of seconds in a staredown with Zoe. Zoe claps and tells Romi to focus on the match! Romi grabs Jade’s head and picks her up but Jade elbows Romi in the midsection and shoves her into the corner! Romi holds her back in pain and Jade runs up, nailing Romi in the face with a running corner knee! Jade gets down and hits Romi with a knife edge chop in the corner! Romi yells in pain and the fans cheer as Jade pulls back and cracks Romi with another knife edge chop! Jade grabs Romi and runs her into the middle of the ring then whips her into the ropes! Jade swings on rebound but Romi ducks! Jade chases Romi across the ring and Romi cartwheels then flips against the ropes and takes Jade out with a springboard elbow! The fans get to their feet and Romi claws the control back!
Alexander Corvis: Jade mounting an attack and looked promising but Romi gets control back with some big strikes and lands that big elbow! Jade is back down and these two are stealing the show right now as the crowd gets louder! Can Romi come back right now? She’s gotta dig deep in her first match?!
Maddie Murdock: Fans are super loud as these two get the whole arena going and put on a great contest… Nothing to say, Creed?
Romi gets to the outside apron and starts to climb to the top rope! The fans get super loud but they quiet down as Jade gets up and dives on the ropes which trips Romi up! Romi lands on the turnbuckle with her legs! Jade grabs Romi and slings her off of the turnbuckle by her arm but the athletic Romi flips off of the top rope and lands on her feet! The fans go NUTS! Romi hits Jade with an arm drag but Jade cartwheels out of it! Jade runs at Romi but Romi leapfrogs Jade! Romi twists Jade into a hammerlock! Jade steps through and counters into one of her own! Romi reverses it into a standing armbar but Jade chains it into a wristlock! Romi drops down and hits Jade with a judo toss but Jade flips forward and lands on her feet and the fans are crazy right now! Jade and Romi run at each other but take each other out with lariats of their own and the fans LOSE IT!
Alexander Corvis: Lots of reversals! Lots of counters! Acrobatics from Jade! Lucia-Style from Romi and that super quick offense from both women as they try to one up each other and NOW they’re putting on a clinic and the fans love it!
Maddie Murdock: Spoke too soon Creed, these women look GREAT in there tonight! They’re gonna make the next contests have to work even harder because they’re killing it right now!
Conner Creed: This is what’s gonna happen… I don’t care who wins out of these two amateurs. I’m going to win the mens battle royal tonight and go on next week to not only defeat one of these women EASILY in my first match but then beat the winner of tonights womens battle royal in my second match of the night to become the number one contender where I’ll smash Ana’s face in and be BOTH the Showtime and Global Champion at Final Destination. This all right here, right now is just a waist of my time.
Zoe smacks the apron and shakes the bottom rope! Creed watches on with little emotion. Jade and Romi slowly get up as the fans get super loud and this opener is proving to be a great contest! Jade runs through with the pump kick but Romi side steps her and gets her around the waist! Romi with a release German suplex sends Jade across the ring with a big thud! Jade is up and Romi hits her with a running hurricanrana! Jade loses her grip on this one! Zoe walks over to the side Jade is one and coaches her! Jade is up and Romi runs up for something but Jade drops down and smacks Romi on the mat with a mean drop toehold! Romi holds her face as it bounces off of the canvas and gives Jade time to recover and slow this down! Romi gets up and Jade lines her up! Jade gets Romi on her back to finish this one! Romi thrashes around while she’s up there and elbows Jade in the side of the head! Romi gets off of Jade’s back and in front of her with her arm around her head as she counters into a snap suplex in the centre of the ring!
Alexander Corvis: Romi with a few chances to end it there but Jade just thinking quicker and stays alive but finds it hard to punish Romi and get control back! This one looking a little more even tonight as these two women look exhausted! Jade wants to end it but Romi made her pay and crushed her with a snap suplex!
Maddie Murdock: Romi with a lot of power there and that skirmish finishing with the power move might be the difference maker as Jade looks like she felt that HARD!
That took all the air out of Jade! Romi gets up and holds the ropes to recover, looking at Zoe on the outside but then locking eyes with a smirking Creed at the announce table! Romi has a determined look on her face! Jade slowly gets up and Romi runs up while Jade is groggy! Out of nowhere, Romi speeds across the right and springs off the middle rope, hitting a groggy Jade with Surprise Bitch! Her Middle rope springboard missile dropkick! The fans go NUTS! Romi kicks back up and hypes herself and the crowd up as we get super loud tonight! Romi shakes the top rope before getting on the outside and climbing the turnbuckle! Jade is out of it after that surprise! Romi gets up and stands on the top rope as the fans get louder and louder! Romi lines Jade up while she’s down then launches herself off through the air for The Heartstopper (Spiral Tap) finisher! Romi stays tucked tight on impact and gets huge impact on Jade! The fans GO WILD as Romi hooks both of Jade’s legs!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The MexiCanadian Mayhem Machine… Romi Moreno!
Alexander Corvis: What a match and WHAT A DEBUT from The MexiCanadian Mayhem Machine, Romi Moreno! What a first match this is for her tonight and now she’s going to move on and go head to head with Conner Creed for the Showtime Championship next week on Chaos!
Maddie Murdock: Wait?! Where!? Where is Creed going!?
Romi gets up and jumps in the ring, overjoyed as her music hits! Romi celebrates and a sarcastic Conner Creed claps disingenuously on the outside! Zoe slides in and checks on Jade in the corner.
Alexander Corvis: Creed at ringside clapping sarcastically for Romi as Zoe gets inside and checks on a hurt Jade!
Maddie Murdock: Conner Creed stirring some shit here it looks like but regardless, he’ll meet Romi in her second match next week where his title will be on the line!
Conner Creed slides in the ring and Romi turns her attention to him as he takes off the Showtime Championship and holds it up. Romi smiles and Creed looks down at Zoe who doesn’t look pleased to see him. Creed knocks Zoe down with a nudge that causes Zoe to get up and get in his face but he shove her down onto Jade by pushing her in the face and the fans go wild!
Alexander Corvis: what the heck is this asshole doing now! Creed shoving Jade and Zoe over!
Maddie Murdock: Creed, the bully that we know him to be is in there right now bullying these women and showing them he’ll take no guff from anyone! Romi might not be having it though!
Romi grabs Creed by the shoulder and spins him around! She’s not taking any shit from him as she gets in his face and points at his title on his shoulder and taps it and she stands up to him! Creed and Romi argue for a moment as they get up close! Creed, the bully that he can be, shoves Romi back and approaches her near the ropes! Creed’s eyebrows raise as a pissed off Zoe runs up from behind! Creed quickly rolls out of the ring and Zoe leaps up, going to hit Creed with a big Shockwave flying kick but she instead nails Romi right in the head as Creed barely avoids it!
Alexander Corvis: Creed and Romi were about to get into it as Romi confronts Creed but a pissed off Zoe aims at Creed with that Shockwave kick and accidentally nailed Romi right in the face instead!
Maddie Murdock: Creed that slimy prick! Moves out of the way just in time! Zoe kicks Romi right in the head with Shockwave and Romi is down after that accidental shot! Creed laughing his head off as he backs up out of the ring with the Showtime Championship tonight!
Zoe goes to check on Romi as Creed backs up the ramp, laughing obnoxiously and holding his title belt up! The fans are going wild! Romi is hurt and Zoe tries to sit her up after a moment but Romi shoves Zoe down to the mat! Romi rolls out of the ring and falls to a knee, holding her head in pain. Jade and Zoe help each other up with Zoe, not looking happy at the whole situation, trying to motion to Romi that it was an accident. Romi looks back up at the stage at a laughing Creed who holds his Showtime belt up high before we fade out to commercial.
We come into the scene inside the ring where Fernandez Gomez is standing dressed in his grey suit. Near him in the center of the ring is a black table with 4 microphones and 3 cards. Each card has a picture of a different champion and title belt. EHWF World Champion, Brandon Bash. EHWF Global Champion Ana Somnia. Divine Champion Brianna Rissi. Behind the table are the actual champions themselves, holding and clutching the title belts close as the fans cheer.
Fernandez Gomez: All right, we have other matches to get to tonight so lets get this show on the damn road! Last week, Michael Rissi won the 2022 EHWF Retribution Royale. That now entitles him to choose one of these three champions to face at Final Destination for their championship. That choice MUST be made tonight... Michael Rissi! Get out here right now!
Headlines hits the PA System as the lights go a dim blue. The entrance stage is covered in strobe lights, lasers and smoke. As the ominous smoke billows before the vocals of the song we see the big shadow of Michael Rissi appear at the entrance as the fans get on their feet! The Song kicks in and both Michael and Joanna appear on stage as the fans go BERSERK! They make their way down to the ring. Brandon Bash looks quite apprehensive. Michael grabs a mic from the table.
Fernandez Gomez: Well Michael - you won the 2022 Retribution Royale, so who's it gonna be?
Brandon Bash interrupts.
Brandon Bash: Hold on... Just... One... Second...
Michael and Joanna don't look impressed.
Brandon Bash: Michael. You and I have never seen eye to eye. We've always hated each other and we've done terrible things to each other even though we've never met in the ring. All week people have been convinced you're going to choose me because of everything I did to you in the past and everything I've done to you recently... They see this as the ultimate good guy vs. bad guy match but I don't see it like that and I'm more than confident that I'll actually convince you to pick someone else tonight...
Michael Rissi: Oh? How're you going to do that Brandon?
Ana Somnia: Bash, you talk too much. You don't wish to fight. What champion are you?
Bash shakes his head and ignores Ana Somnia as she looks at him in disgust.
Brandon Bash: All those guys you beat Michael... DGS, Black Man, Drake Coleman, Sah'ta Thor, Scorpion, Ryan Morgan. All those big scalps you took - you know the one thing they all had in common? They're NOT Brandon Bash! That's also the main reason you were able to defeat them. You know that fighting against me is something completely different. You know my background and even if you are better than me, you know what I'm capable of and you know that I'll do anything to win and won't stop at nothing...
Brandon smirks.
Brandon Bash: You know I'll outsmart you. I'll think of something. Cheat if I have to but you know that fighting Brandon Bash isn't like fighting one of those other losers. You fight me... and you mess up your record, your legacy, your name. You fight me and you know there's a chance that you get embarrassed beyond belief because I just won't let you defeat me. I'll think of something like I always do. I'll screw you, fuck you over and I'll ruin your dreams.
The fans all boo Brandon. Ana and Brianna don't look impressed at all.
Brandon Bash: You know you can beat Ana. You know you can beat Brianna if you want. But me... I won this title because I outsmarted everyone else, even my own daughter. Step in the ring with me at Final Destination and you don't know what could happen. I can see deep down you're not confident and you don't want to ruin everything you've worked so hard for because if you choose me, that's what's going to happen. If I can't beat you, I'll cheat you, I'll screw you... Michael, I will find a way.
Michael Rissi: Brandon... I actually agree with you...
The fans go silent for a moment?
Brandon Bash: What? Really?
Brianna Rissi: Yeah? Really?
Michael Rissi: Yeah, I do. You're the guy who took the company from me 7 years ago. You're the guy who turned a whole arena of Cuban fans against me. You're the guy who got my cousin fired from EHWF in 2020. Also the guy who hired a brainwash psychopath to end my career to collect a bounty on me... Hmm, what else? Oh yeah, the same guy who targeted my other cousin and her boyfriend for the better part of a year. The same guy who kicked his daughter in the mouth off of a 30 foot ladder when he promised to help and protect her JUST so he could be World Champion...
The fans boo at all of Brandon Bash's crimes.
Michael Rissi: It's true, you're a snake and a worm and a real piece of shit...
Ana Somnia: And a coward. Weakling...
Michael Rissi: All that being said, you're right Brandon. I haven't come up against all of that stuff in a match situation before. you would think of something. You would pull some crap and that would ruin everything I worked for... So you're right. I'm not going to choose you Brandon!
The fans all get loud and they seem shocked. Brandon steps forward. He looks pleased but doesn't believe it fully.
Brandon Bash: Are you serious right now? Have you come to your senses or are you all talk?
Michael Rissi extends his hand to Brandon Bash but Brandon doesn't go to shake it. He looks up and winces his face.
Michael Rissi: I'm not going to risk everything just because you're a wormy little piece of shit. You have my word. I'm not going to choose you for Final Destination. I never break my word.
Brandon takes a moment. He smiles and smirks and shakes Michael's hand. The fans give a mixed reaction but they GO NUTS as Michael hoist Brandon up on his back and then swings him off with a Rissi Slam right through the table! The fans lose it and Brandon explodes through the table as Michael raises his arms to the fans around the ring!
Alexander Corvis: What the fuck!? I thought he said he doesn't break his word! Michael just put Brandon Bash through the fucking table!
Michael grabs the EHWF World Championship and looks at it! He grabs the EHWF World Championship/Brandon Bash card and pushes it into Fernandez Gomez's chest!
Michael Rissi: I've been waiting TOO LONG for this! Gomez, at Final Destination, I choose Brandon Bash and the EHWF World Championship! So it's going to be Brandon Bash vs. Michael Rissi at Final Destination!
Fernandez looks down at the hurt Brandon Bash in the debris of the table. Ana and Brianna have moved to the corners. Fernandez looks up at Michael Rissi.
Fernandez Gomez: FINE! Then it's Michael Rissi vs. Brandon Bash for the EHWF World Championship at Final Destination!
Michael Rissi's music hits and he drapes the title belt over Brandon Bash! Michael sits on the top rope to let Joanna out of the ring as the fans go wild! Michael and Joanna back up the ramp as she raises his arm! Brandon looks out as he tries to recover, holding his back. He rolls over and grabs the title belt on the mat, looking out at Rissi in a rage as we fade out.
We cut to ringside where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is and Extreme Rules match and it’s for the EHWF Extreme Championship!
The lights in the arena suddenly fade to black. A few moments pass when suddenly a torch can be seen lit on the stage. A dim spotlight shines down to further show a man in a blood red cloak holding the torch up into the air with his left hand. The hooded figure would then pull the hood back, completely removing the cloak to reveal Brandon Bash standing before us in a suit just as red as the cloak he was wearing. He flashes a sinister grin as he steps aside, as "Beast in Black" by BEAST IN BLACK begins to play throughout the arena. The dim spotlight moves up from Bash to the curtains as a mountain of a man in a black cloak steps out from behind them while smoke begins to flow out around the stage. The cloaked man then suddenly throws the cloak off as he screams out in rage, revealing the monstrous muscular physique of Stephen Sebastian. Brandon Bash proceeds to make his way down the ramp, using the torch to guide him as Stephen follows close behind. As soon as they reach the bottom of the ramp, Bash puts the torch out with help from a ringside crew member as a dark orange/red hue of light begins to engulf the arena. Bash begins to make his way up the steel steps as Stephen jumps up onto the apron before pulling himself up to leap over the top rope in easy fashion. Bash climbs in through the ropes behind him as his monster of a client paces around the ring, slapping himself in the head and rolling his shoulders. Bash just stares into the camera, letting out a somewhat maniacal laugh as he claps and gestures to his newest client. Stephen makes his way to each turnbuckle, climbing up to the middle rope and giving a flex to show off his physique. Bash would then climb through the ropes and make his way down the steel steps to stand ringside as Stephen would continue to pace around the ring while his entrance theme begins to fade out, the rage boiling up inside of him as he awaits for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The Challenger tonight… Stephen Sebastian!
The TRXSH GACY Remix of "The Red Capes Are Coming" by Junkie XL & Hans Zimmer fades in as the lights in the arena dim. The voice of Remington Ivory Prescott comes in.
"What's my superpower?"
A money green spotlight shines down upon the stage where we get to see Remington Ivory Prescott standing tall and proud in the center of the stage. The green light bounces off the diamond ring that's prominently displayed on his pinky. Adora Kincaid steps out right behind him.
"I'm rich."
As the lights come back up, he holds his hands up to embrace the love or the hate as hundred dollar bills rain down from above him. Remington Ivory Prescott brushes his shoulders off with a smug arrogance.
With an arrogant stride, Remington Ivory Prescott his way down the ramp, ignoring any of the cheering or jeering fans. His attention is focused on the ring and he takes his sweet time climbing the steps and walking down the apron. He ducks under the ropes and goes to stand in the center of the ring where he basks in whatever attention comes from the crowd.
Eventually, Remington Ivory Prescott backs into a corner of the ring, pulling off his scarf to hand to Adora Kincaid as he settles in for this match.
Patricia Downs: And Next… His opponent… He is the EHWF Extreme Champion… The Business… Remington Ivory Prescott!
DING DING DING
Match #2: Remington Ivory Prescott vs. Stephen Sebastian
The bell sounds and RIP grabs the Kryptonite Diamond Ring from Adora on the outside then looks over at Stephen and berates him, pointing at him and shouting at him until Stephen loses it and runs up, levelling RIP with a HUGE spear as the fans go WILD! Stephen gets on top of RIP and starts HAMMERING his head with massive blows and shots! RIP is busted open! He’s bleeding from his head, mouth and nose and the fans go wild! Stephen tosses RIP out of the ring and he crashes to the floor! Stephen follows on the outside and shoves Adora out of the way before he picks up RIP and rams him into the barricade, back first! RIP is a bloody mess and the fans love it!
Alexander Corvis: Jeez! What the fuck?! Stephen Sebastian is going fucking nuts and he’s just turned RIP into a snivelling, bloody mess right now! RIP didn’t even get a second to react!
Maddie Murdock: This isn’t gonna be good for the already troubled RIP! Stephen is destroying this guy!
Stephen grabs RIP and tosses him head first into the steel steps as RIP gets completely dominated! Stephen rages and grabs the top of the barricade cover and rips it off! Stephen grabs RIP by his hair and hoists him up on his back then tosses him in the air and sends him crashing on the barricade with a massive Rise of the Godhand F5! RIP is barely conscious! The ref wants to stop it but Stephen shoves him out of the way and jumps the barricade! Stephen grabs RIP and yells in his face then tosses him into a bunch of steel chairs in the front row as the fans are forced to jump out of the way! Stephen is enraged and RIP is a bloody mess as Adora pleads with Stephen to stop but Stephen throws him back over the barricade to the outside!
Alexander Corvis: NO! NO! WAY! Stephen Sebastian is throwing RIP around like a rag doll! Into the barricade, into the steps! Hey bouncing off of the chairs and the ring post and I’m not even sure RIP is conscious right now!
Maddie Murdock: It’s extreme rules, anything goes but right now, RIP is a limp bloody mess with the title on the line as he gets completely dominated!
Stephen grabs RIP and rolls him back into the ring then grabs the steel steps and tosses them in the ring like they weigh nothing! A ref slides in to the ring after Stephen does and he tries to top him but Stephen isn’t having it! He grabs RIP’s limp body and plants him with Rise of the Godhand on the steel steps! Again the ref pleads but this time Stephen picks RIP up and throws his limp body in the corner! Stephen picks up the steel steps! 2 refs stand in front of RIP in the corner and plead with Stephen! Stephen holds up the steel steps and runs! The refs jump out of the way and Stephen CRUSHES Remington Ivory Prescott with the steps in the corner! Stephen holds up the now blood covered steps and tosses them out of the ring with a big thud! RIP falls face down in a pool of blood as the fans cheer! Stephen grabs RIP and plants him with Apostle of Rage (Sit-out Gutwrench Powerbomb) and the fans shrill at the impact! Stephen puts his boot on RIP’s chest and covers!
1…
2…
3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner tonight and NEW EHWF Extreme Champion… Stephen Sebastian!
Alexander Corvis: My gawd! Stephen Sebastian has just OBLITERATED Remington Ivory Prescott and we have a NEW Extreme Champion here tonight! Brandon Bash has to be happy as Stephen brings another title to Bash’s Organisation!! EMT’s are rushing to RIP’s aid!
Maddie Murdock: RIP isn’t gonna be back for a while, if ever after that BEATING that Stephen gave him! This guy is a beast and it looks like the rumours were true, RIP couldn’t hack it in EHWF! Stephen Sebastian is now the Ex… Wait… What!?
The lights go out and we’re left in pitch black…
…until the tron bursts on with a skull and the words “HOLDEN ROSS” flashing in the dark. We still can’t see much but with every flash we see a large tattooed man appear behind Stephen Sebastian!
Alexander Corvis: What the heck! Who the fuck is that!? Holden Ross? Who on Earth is this now?!
Stephen Sebastian turns around and we get a full view of Holden Ross as the lights come back on and the fans go WILD! Holden Ross has a black kendo stick with a metal skull at the tip and he swats Stephen in the head with it! The fans go crazy! Holden hits Stephen again and again and again! Stephen grabs Holden and slams hi to the mat and starts hitting him with big shots! They both get up! Holden with a big right hand but Stephen knocks Holden down with a right of his own and Holden rolls out of the ring! Stephen slides out after him but Holden grabs the black kendo stick from the apron and hits Stephen in the gut with it then smacks it over Stephen’s back!The fans are going crazy!
Alexander Corvis: I have no idea who “Holden Ross” is but this big dude is taking it to Stephen Sebastian right now! Holden Ross looking a bit shocked that the beast Stephen Sebastian isn’t going down! Has this dude bitten off more than he can chew tonight?! Here they go!
Stephen blocks a shot and smacks Holden’s head off of the apron and rolls him I the ring! Holden gets up and looks shocked at Stephen’s power! Stephen slides in and Holden starts stomping him out until Stephen hits Holden with a takedown and starts beating on him on the mat! They both get up and Stephen goes for the Berserker Lariat but again the lights go out!
Alexander Corvis: Lights out again and Holden Ross was a second away from getting his head taken off!
The lights flicker back on but Holden Ross is gone and 5 men in thick black wool jackets, shaved heads and different skull shaped masks surround the ring which has smoke now billowing around it! The five men swarm on Stephen and start beating him but Stephen starts raging and thrashing around!
Alexander Corvis: This is a freaking horror movie! I have no idea what Holden Ross is doing here but right now he’s got this terrifying army taking on the new Extreme Champion!!
Stephen starts fighting them off! He throws a couple of them off but one jumps on his back and they all get on top of him and starts laying into him again! Stephen tosses one onto the others! One gets up and he tosses him over the top rope to the outside! The other four swarm again and they work Stephen to the ropes! Stephen tosses another out of the ring then another! One more jumps on his back and digs his fingers in his eyes and nose! Stephen is raging! The other starts booting and stomping Stephen in his midsection! Stephen tosses one off of him and gets distance! He gets them both up on his back and swings them up high for Rise of the Godhand over the top rope out of the ring on the other three hooded men! Holden Ross slides in out of nowhere and boots Stephen in the back and sends him to his knees! Holden Ross cracks the kendo stick over the back of Stephen’s now bleeding head!
Alexander Corvis: Brutal! Holden Ross is back in the ring!!
Holden cracks the kendo stick over Stephen’s back once more! He goes for another shot but Stephen gets Holden up on his back! Holden grabs the ropes and saves himself and slips out of the ring! Holden backs up the ramp and smirks pointing the kendo stick at Stephen and signalling around his waist! Stephen grabs the title belt and hangs out of the ring and rages and screams at Ross! Holden Ross smirks and points out at Stephen once more before leaving the area. We fade out to a commercial.
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES;
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES;
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm kicking through the P.A. demands the attention of every fan in the American Airlines Center as an enveloping arterial red lighting overwhelms the entire Dallas, Texas venue. Pandemonium courses through the capacity crowd while a thick fog pervades the entrance stage, emphasizing the foreboding atmosphere. As Lzzy Hale's throaty, powerful vocals continue over the band’s harsh guitars and a vibrant white flashing light overtakes the arena, the Devil Herself saunters through the curtain and steps into the ominous mise-en-scène before her, her head bowed forward.
ANA SOMNIA, though she won’t compete until tonight’s main event, is dressed and ready for war. She dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look high-rise hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as gold laces hanging untied from either side.
The Russian Coat of Arms is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a cropped black leather biker jacket closed most of the way. Both of her EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP belts are wrapped, stacked, around her sculpted waist while her EHWF GLOBAL CHAMPIONSHIP and WOLF WOMEN’S EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP are draped over her shoulders.
ALEXANDER CORVIS
“She’s got enough gold for an entire faction, Maddie! And she’s got enough muscle to play She-Hulk without any CGI! I’m glad to have someone like her representing Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation as Global Champion!”
MADDIE MURDOCK
“You’re a child, Alex. Ana Somnia is strong as hell, and I’m pretty sure she’d kick your teeth down your throat if she heard you say something that stupid about her. Hell, I might kick your teeth down your throat for making me listen to that.”
She lifts her head and looks out upon the capacity crowd. Ordinarily, the arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more sinister when her lips twist into a malicious sneer. Tonight, however—on the eve of this premiere for the new brand she represents no less—she appears weathered a bit. Her upper lip twitches in disdain, wrath bubbling up beneath the surface. She draws breath before shifting her weight from one hip to the other, resting her hands around the back of the top of the faceplate of her title. She allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the venue to the other before returning her focus to center, settling her vision on the ring on the far end of the entrance ramp.
PATRICIA DOWNS
“Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the 2021 WOMAN OF THE YEAR... She is BOTH HALVES of the EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... She is the current and only two-time EHWF GLOBAL CHAMPION... Please welcome at this time… The ]DEVIL HERSELF... The ]WAR WHISPERER... The UNDISPUTED...”
“AAAANNNNAAAA...”
“...NECESSARY EVIL...”
“SSSOOOMMMNNNIIIAAA!”
The Undisputed then stomps down the ring to ringside, confidence pouring out of every imperious movement she makes. Once she reaches the foot of the entrance ramp, Somnia struts to the bottom of the steel stairs leading up to the ring apron. She hastens up the stairs with purpose and ventures out about halfway across the apron nearest the ramp. Sneering as she looks out on the crowd one more time, Somnia scrapes the bottoms of her boots against the apron.
Forgoing her typical theatricality in her entrance—opting to save it for later tonight, perhaps?—she simply looks out upon the audience, a contemplative scowl on her visage. Then the Huntress suddenly hastens toward the corner, hopping up and swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring to sit upon the top turnbuckle as if it were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She roars imperiously and rolls her shoulders, flaring her lats to more effectively display the belts on her shoulders.
ALEXANDER CORVIS
“In her historically unparalleled two-and-a-half-year run here with EHWF, Ana Somnia has done it all. 46 wins to only two losses, Maddie. That’s nuts! Those two losses came against Killer Carter at Final Destination 2020 and Remi Skyfire at Sudden Death earlier this year. No one had ever given her as big of a challenge as Skyfire, but after Retribution, I don’t think Somnia ever wants to hear the name Remi Skyfire again!”
MADDIE MURDOCK
“Somnia beat the living shit out of Skyfire at Retribution, and took years off of her life when she knocked her right out of active competition. I honestly think her going to those extremes is part of why Naomi Banks decided to pick the bones after the match! You know what they say about making a name for yourself in a new company, right, Alex?”
ALEXANDER CORVIS
“The path to it is paved with good intentions?”
MADDIE MURDOCK
“Wha— no. Shut up, Corvis. They say it’s like your first night in jail! You have to go after the biggest, baddest, scariest person around, and the list of people deserving of that recognition in EHWF is one name long. Ana Somnia.”
Subsequently, Slavic Steel slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and ventures to the corner nearest the timekeeper’s area. She leans through the ropes and demands a microphone from a ringside attendant, who sheepishly obliges. Ana then pulls back into the ring and paces for a moment, eventually settling into a stationary pose in the center of the ring, staring daggers into the hard camera. She drapes both of her unfastened titles over her left shoulder and adjusts them until they’re resting comfortably before lifting the microphone to her blood-red lips to address the EHWF fanbase.
“I should be in this ring to speak of other matters,” she says. “I should be in this ring to speak of triumph, of ripping Remi Skyfire limb-from-limb and ripping her out of company root and stem. I ripped her out of sport. I should be in this ring to celebrate. To assess options for next challenger. Instead? Instead, I stand in ring to speak of Naomi Banks.” Her face twists into a scowl of disgust, causing her to shake her head with a contemptuous sigh. “By now, you know I do not waste breath on суки not even fit to lace my boots, but tonight? Tonight I have no choice. For past month, Naomi Banks has been pebble in tread of boot, thorn in side, nothing more. She has given inferior fighters like Hayley Webb credit that is due to me, made mockery of sport and everything I have worked for my entire life, and disrespected my work and me by vandalizing my Fight Club.” Somnia’s upper lip twitches in disdain. “VICTORY Pro has me set to fight her in five days in Montreal, but I will do this not because of what she did here in EHWF. I will do this on separate merits. What I will do because of what she did here in EHWF is raze field, clear room for new growth.”
“I welcome opportunity for new blood to force to kneel at my feet in worship.”
“Because this, like me, is inevitable,” she continues. “I did what I did to Remi Skyfire because I had something to prove. What do you think I will do to you, Naomi, when I have суки who need to learn their place, like you, nipping at my heels?” Ana bares her teeth with a nefarious grin. “I have defeated every single fighter placed in front of me. I have rarely broken sweat doing so. Even EHWF’s biggest names, most ruthless sadists, they all fell at my feet, one by one by one by one. Difference is this: these names? They meant something to this company, to its fans. I do not care for opinion of fans, but this company, this sport? I am its beating, bleeding heart. I am its soul. I am it its very essence. Without me, EHWF is fighting in bingo halls, if company is even still living. Without me? Sport is no different.” She shakes her head emphatically. “Which is why Naomi Banks picking fight with me, let alone across two different companies? This is suicide. I already do not tolerate disrespect. I already do not tolerate undue credit. But when you add these things to tainting my most important example yet, da? You forfeit dignity of honorable death. You forfeit your career. You forfeit your LIFE! Because when you step into ring with Devil Herself? When you step into ring with her to attack her from behind like COWARD? When you step into M—”
[ That theme song hit and the fans instantly lit up in applause! No sooner than it did, Naomi Banks came out hype as hell! Naomi was dressed in a half-pant legged overall with her signature converse low tops on! She was waving her hands at all the fans, excitedly jumping around! She was genuinely happy to be in front of the wrestling audience and would even run to meet some of them. She held her free hand out, touching fingers with a lot of the fans before turning to face Ana! That other hand showcased a microphone that she went twirling about before resting it on her chin. ]
"Aww, Lil Doofenshmirtz in her feelings?! Crying cause Hayley Webb is better than youuu! Out here calling me a lil sediments and stuff, like whaaaa? It's okay, Lil Doofie. That's aiight! Cause if I'm the pebbles in yo shoe. You the Bam Bam to my pebbles. Just annoying as hell, repeating the same words ovah and ovah because you ain't gots nothin' else to saaaay! Naomi just shook her head as the audience lit up in some support of her. This was her hometown, after all, there had to be some fans scattered about. And now, instead of partying with yo peoples. Visiting yo moms and pops back at the laboratory, you out here still sounding like a pokemon! Wha, you think you cool cause you can switch languages, Banana?! Naomi sucked her teeth and moved forward, waving her free hand's index finger. I can too, watch me work! ouyay ellsmay ikelay urntbay ubberray , ouyay ooklay ikelay ayay akefay aleesikhay! Naomi had the crowd ignited for her jokingly said pig Latin. She tilted her head, exposed those pearly whites, and continued to move down the steel ramp toward Ana. Oh but, honey chile, this next part? Das all ENGLASH! Cause Ana? ...I'm stepping this lil melanated fine bawdy in the main event! I'm throwing them women over because issa bout time Naomi ascends to championship level. But first? No more smiling Naomi, only one who wanted war. She shook her head, scowling all the while, eyes lowered to match her seething nature. I'm bout to whoop the world domination out yo muffin cap!"
[ This feud had developed far beyond the two of them simply exchanging pleasantries. After what happened at Ana's club, there is simply no going back on the bad blood between them. Naomi drops her microphone almost instantly and charges the ring. She rushes into the ring but Ana is quick to move! Ana drops the championship title and immediately goes to swinging at the kneeling Naomi! It begins to become a bit too much for Naomi until she manages to hook both hands behind Ana's knees! Naomi soon flips her onto her back! The crowd roars for this physical display as Naomi is now hammering away at the face of Ana! But Ana rolls her over and takes control where she soon begins beating away at Naomi instead! Naomi manages to force Ana away from her. The two come to a stand only to have security pour out into the ring! They, along with some personnel, choose to keep both Ana and Naomi separate from one another! Especially due to the fact that Naomi was supposed to wrestle in the main event! The women would have broken free had it not been for an assured second wave before it was necessary. Both women barked back and forth at one another before the scene came to a close with the audience in the background chanting "LET THEM FIGHT!". ]
ANA SOMNIA, though she won’t compete until tonight’s main event, is dressed and ready for war. She dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look high-rise hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as gold laces hanging untied from either side.
The Russian Coat of Arms is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a cropped black leather biker jacket closed most of the way. Both of her EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP belts are wrapped, stacked, around her sculpted waist while her EHWF GLOBAL CHAMPIONSHIP and WOLF WOMEN’S EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP are draped over her shoulders.
ALEXANDER CORVIS
“She’s got enough gold for an entire faction, Maddie! And she’s got enough muscle to play She-Hulk without any CGI! I’m glad to have someone like her representing Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation as Global Champion!”
MADDIE MURDOCK
“You’re a child, Alex. Ana Somnia is strong as hell, and I’m pretty sure she’d kick your teeth down your throat if she heard you say something that stupid about her. Hell, I might kick your teeth down your throat for making me listen to that.”
She lifts her head and looks out upon the capacity crowd. Ordinarily, the arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more sinister when her lips twist into a malicious sneer. Tonight, however—on the eve of this premiere for the new brand she represents no less—she appears weathered a bit. Her upper lip twitches in disdain, wrath bubbling up beneath the surface. She draws breath before shifting her weight from one hip to the other, resting her hands around the back of the top of the faceplate of her title. She allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the venue to the other before returning her focus to center, settling her vision on the ring on the far end of the entrance ramp.
PATRICIA DOWNS
“Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the 2021 WOMAN OF THE YEAR... She is BOTH HALVES of the EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... She is the current and only two-time EHWF GLOBAL CHAMPION... Please welcome at this time… The ]DEVIL HERSELF... The ]WAR WHISPERER... The UNDISPUTED...”
“AAAANNNNAAAA...”
“...NECESSARY EVIL...”
“SSSOOOMMMNNNIIIAAA!”
The Undisputed then stomps down the ring to ringside, confidence pouring out of every imperious movement she makes. Once she reaches the foot of the entrance ramp, Somnia struts to the bottom of the steel stairs leading up to the ring apron. She hastens up the stairs with purpose and ventures out about halfway across the apron nearest the ramp. Sneering as she looks out on the crowd one more time, Somnia scrapes the bottoms of her boots against the apron.
Forgoing her typical theatricality in her entrance—opting to save it for later tonight, perhaps?—she simply looks out upon the audience, a contemplative scowl on her visage. Then the Huntress suddenly hastens toward the corner, hopping up and swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring to sit upon the top turnbuckle as if it were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She roars imperiously and rolls her shoulders, flaring her lats to more effectively display the belts on her shoulders.
ALEXANDER CORVIS
“In her historically unparalleled two-and-a-half-year run here with EHWF, Ana Somnia has done it all. 46 wins to only two losses, Maddie. That’s nuts! Those two losses came against Killer Carter at Final Destination 2020 and Remi Skyfire at Sudden Death earlier this year. No one had ever given her as big of a challenge as Skyfire, but after Retribution, I don’t think Somnia ever wants to hear the name Remi Skyfire again!”
MADDIE MURDOCK
“Somnia beat the living shit out of Skyfire at Retribution, and took years off of her life when she knocked her right out of active competition. I honestly think her going to those extremes is part of why Naomi Banks decided to pick the bones after the match! You know what they say about making a name for yourself in a new company, right, Alex?”
ALEXANDER CORVIS
“The path to it is paved with good intentions?”
MADDIE MURDOCK
“Wha— no. Shut up, Corvis. They say it’s like your first night in jail! You have to go after the biggest, baddest, scariest person around, and the list of people deserving of that recognition in EHWF is one name long. Ana Somnia.”
Subsequently, Slavic Steel slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and ventures to the corner nearest the timekeeper’s area. She leans through the ropes and demands a microphone from a ringside attendant, who sheepishly obliges. Ana then pulls back into the ring and paces for a moment, eventually settling into a stationary pose in the center of the ring, staring daggers into the hard camera. She drapes both of her unfastened titles over her left shoulder and adjusts them until they’re resting comfortably before lifting the microphone to her blood-red lips to address the EHWF fanbase.
“I should be in this ring to speak of other matters,” she says. “I should be in this ring to speak of triumph, of ripping Remi Skyfire limb-from-limb and ripping her out of company root and stem. I ripped her out of sport. I should be in this ring to celebrate. To assess options for next challenger. Instead? Instead, I stand in ring to speak of Naomi Banks.” Her face twists into a scowl of disgust, causing her to shake her head with a contemptuous sigh. “By now, you know I do not waste breath on суки not even fit to lace my boots, but tonight? Tonight I have no choice. For past month, Naomi Banks has been pebble in tread of boot, thorn in side, nothing more. She has given inferior fighters like Hayley Webb credit that is due to me, made mockery of sport and everything I have worked for my entire life, and disrespected my work and me by vandalizing my Fight Club.” Somnia’s upper lip twitches in disdain. “VICTORY Pro has me set to fight her in five days in Montreal, but I will do this not because of what she did here in EHWF. I will do this on separate merits. What I will do because of what she did here in EHWF is raze field, clear room for new growth.”
“I welcome opportunity for new blood to force to kneel at my feet in worship.”
“Because this, like me, is inevitable,” she continues. “I did what I did to Remi Skyfire because I had something to prove. What do you think I will do to you, Naomi, when I have суки who need to learn their place, like you, nipping at my heels?” Ana bares her teeth with a nefarious grin. “I have defeated every single fighter placed in front of me. I have rarely broken sweat doing so. Even EHWF’s biggest names, most ruthless sadists, they all fell at my feet, one by one by one by one. Difference is this: these names? They meant something to this company, to its fans. I do not care for opinion of fans, but this company, this sport? I am its beating, bleeding heart. I am its soul. I am it its very essence. Without me, EHWF is fighting in bingo halls, if company is even still living. Without me? Sport is no different.” She shakes her head emphatically. “Which is why Naomi Banks picking fight with me, let alone across two different companies? This is suicide. I already do not tolerate disrespect. I already do not tolerate undue credit. But when you add these things to tainting my most important example yet, da? You forfeit dignity of honorable death. You forfeit your career. You forfeit your LIFE! Because when you step into ring with Devil Herself? When you step into ring with her to attack her from behind like COWARD? When you step into M—”
[ That theme song hit and the fans instantly lit up in applause! No sooner than it did, Naomi Banks came out hype as hell! Naomi was dressed in a half-pant legged overall with her signature converse low tops on! She was waving her hands at all the fans, excitedly jumping around! She was genuinely happy to be in front of the wrestling audience and would even run to meet some of them. She held her free hand out, touching fingers with a lot of the fans before turning to face Ana! That other hand showcased a microphone that she went twirling about before resting it on her chin. ]
"Aww, Lil Doofenshmirtz in her feelings?! Crying cause Hayley Webb is better than youuu! Out here calling me a lil sediments and stuff, like whaaaa? It's okay, Lil Doofie. That's aiight! Cause if I'm the pebbles in yo shoe. You the Bam Bam to my pebbles. Just annoying as hell, repeating the same words ovah and ovah because you ain't gots nothin' else to saaaay! Naomi just shook her head as the audience lit up in some support of her. This was her hometown, after all, there had to be some fans scattered about. And now, instead of partying with yo peoples. Visiting yo moms and pops back at the laboratory, you out here still sounding like a pokemon! Wha, you think you cool cause you can switch languages, Banana?! Naomi sucked her teeth and moved forward, waving her free hand's index finger. I can too, watch me work! ouyay ellsmay ikelay urntbay ubberray , ouyay ooklay ikelay ayay akefay aleesikhay! Naomi had the crowd ignited for her jokingly said pig Latin. She tilted her head, exposed those pearly whites, and continued to move down the steel ramp toward Ana. Oh but, honey chile, this next part? Das all ENGLASH! Cause Ana? ...I'm stepping this lil melanated fine bawdy in the main event! I'm throwing them women over because issa bout time Naomi ascends to championship level. But first? No more smiling Naomi, only one who wanted war. She shook her head, scowling all the while, eyes lowered to match her seething nature. I'm bout to whoop the world domination out yo muffin cap!"
[ This feud had developed far beyond the two of them simply exchanging pleasantries. After what happened at Ana's club, there is simply no going back on the bad blood between them. Naomi drops her microphone almost instantly and charges the ring. She rushes into the ring but Ana is quick to move! Ana drops the championship title and immediately goes to swinging at the kneeling Naomi! It begins to become a bit too much for Naomi until she manages to hook both hands behind Ana's knees! Naomi soon flips her onto her back! The crowd roars for this physical display as Naomi is now hammering away at the face of Ana! But Ana rolls her over and takes control where she soon begins beating away at Naomi instead! Naomi manages to force Ana away from her. The two come to a stand only to have security pour out into the ring! They, along with some personnel, choose to keep both Ana and Naomi separate from one another! Especially due to the fact that Naomi was supposed to wrestle in the main event! The women would have broken free had it not been for an assured second wave before it was necessary. Both women barked back and forth at one another before the scene came to a close with the audience in the background chanting "LET THEM FIGHT!". ]
We cut to ringside where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a 6 man qualifying battle royal!
John Blade’s music hits and the fans go wild as he runs out holding his chain up to the camera! John Blade waves his hand in front of his face and points to the camera. He salutes and runs down the ramp and slides in the ring as the fans boo him.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The Franchise… John Blade!
Cold as Ice by M.O.P plays over the sound system as Konrad comes out through the curtain, wearing his blue and black facepaint with his black and blue gear along with his wrestling trousers with his nickname The Iceman on the back of them with Pit Bull Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands with a side cross necklace on his neck with the blue and black yin-yang tattoo on his right shoulder and Iceman from X-Men tattoo on his back, ice wolf tattoo on his left chest, ice bear tattoo on his right chest and flame cage tattoo on his left shoulder. Also has a penguin, walrus and a polar bear stitching on the left-hand side of his chest, stating Stop Climate Change.
He then high fives the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and does a holdup on each turnbuckle and everyone cheers him as he gets down from the turnbuckle and does a few boxing punches to the cameras before he looks at his opponent waiting for the match to finally start.
Patricia Downs: And Next… His opponent Tonight… The Iceman… Konrad Raab!
"Whiskey in the Jar" by Metallica blares throughout the arena. HardKore steps out on stage and thrusts his Singapore cane into the air. He makes his way down the ramp and climbs into the ring before he raises his Singapore cane back into the air. HardKore does this at each side of the ring to make sure the fans get a chance to get a picture of him in his iconic pose before he puts the cane down on the apron in his corner while the music fades out.
Patricia Downs: And Next… HardKore… Brian Phillips!
The terrifying sounds of Emilio Gonzalo's music hits as the lights go dim. Red lighting lights up the arena as the fans boo. Fiery pyro hits the stage as Emilio comes out of the shadows dressed in a black tank top and black pants. He yells out at the fans in a rage as he comes down the ramp, yelling and taunting the fans while his anger grows. Emilio gets up the stairs and walks on the apron, looking out at the crowd in pure disgust before stepping out over the ropes and getting inside the ring where he makes his way into the center of the ring and raises his arms.
Patricia Downs: And making his way to the ring… Emilio Gonzalos!
Mad Monster by Detroit Metal City plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And now… The Masked German Monster… Lord Raab!
"Come and Get It" by I Prevail starts filling the speakers and just as the distorted guitar picks up a man with a wooden Louisville slugger is walking out on stage he's dressed in street clothes consisting of blue jeans a shirt and a leather vest but still looks ready for a fight as he takes a second to look out over the crowd before yelling "Let's fucking go!" Barley audible over the music and starts his march down the ramp yelling at the fans as he goes until he makes it ringside running up the steps before turning around as he stands on the ring apron and holds his bat in the air for everyone to see both to get the fans excited and to remind his opponent of the ever-present threat before dropping the weapon at ringside and getting in the ring getting ready for the fight by taking off his vest and shirt.
Patricia Downs: And Finally Tonight… He is the EHWF Showtime Champion… Conner Creed!
DING DING DING
Match #3: Lord Raab vs. John Blade vs. Conner Creed vs. Brain Phillips vs. Emilio Gonzalos vs. Konrad Raab
The bell sounds and the fans are cheering for the 6 men in the ring. They’re all spaced out and apprehensive but John Blade steps up and walks in the centre of all of them and starts trash talking all of them before he starts going up to each man and waving his hand in front of his face and points up at the Final Destination sign on the roof! Lord Raab quickly grabs John Blade around the neck and the fans go WILD! Lord Raab runs John Blade to the ropes and tosses him over the top rope to the outside floor! The fans go WILD!
Patricia Downs: John Blade has been eliminated!
Alexander Corvis: Well… John Blade’s return to EHWF wasn’t all that epic to be honest! Lord Raab makes quick work of John Blade here tonight and we’re down to 5 men all ready!
Maddie Murdock: I could have told you that was gonna happen… Lord Raab with the first elimination!
Konrad Raab and Brian Phillips swarm on Emilio Gonzalos and start hitting him with all they’ve got while Lord Raab gets targeted by Conner Creed! Creed wrestles Raab against the ropes and tries for an elimination! Emilio Gonzalos takes both Konrad and Brian down with a double clothesline! The huge Emilio runs up and crushes Lord Raab and Conner Creed against the corner with a big splash! Brian gets up and starts laying big shots into Emilio but Emilio headbutts him and sends him to the mat! Konrad gets up and dives a big shoulder block into Emilio but it doesn’t do much! Konrad backs up and hits a boxing right and a left but Emilio grabs him and presses him over head then drops him on his chest and hits him with a Supreme Slam as the fans go wild! Konrad Raab is crushed! Emilio grabs him and tosses him over the top rope!
Patricia Downs: Konrad Raab has been eliminated!
Alexander Corvis: Emilio Gonzalos, the biggest man in the company with a big elimination on Konrad Raab and Lord Raab has just gotten up and he looks pissed off! This is the last guy you want to piss off!!
Maddie Murdock: Lord Raab has been chasing two titles in his whole career that have evaded him! The EHWF World/Global Championship and the EHWF World Tag Team Championship with his brother! He wants this win here tonight! He wants to go all the way!
Lord Raab rages! He hits Emilio with a big right hand to the head! Another one! Another one! Another one! Lord Raad avenges his brother and bushes Emilio’s face and snaps him in the mouth with a big uppercut! Emilio stumbles and Lord Raab hits Emilio with a big boot! Emilio hits the ropes but he bounces back and knocks Lord Raab down with a big gut block! Conner goes to attack but Emilio takes him down with a clothesline! Emilio gets clubbed in the back by Brian abut Emilio levels him with a big chokeslam! The fans are going wild and Emilio roars! He bounces off of the ropes and drops an elbow on Lord Raab! Emilio goes to get up but Lord Raab suddenly sits up and looks at Emilio! His eyes are full of rage and Emilio is shocked! Lord Raab grabs Emilio by the neck and gets up but Emilio grabs him right back and plants Raab with a chokeslam!
Alexander Corvis: Emilio is dominating right now! Who the heck is gonna stop him in this match?!
Brian and Conner start clubbing Emilio from behind and Creed hits Emilio with a chop block at the leg! The fans are going wild but Emilio takes both men down with a double clothesline! Lord Raab is back up! He hits Emilio with a big right hand then another then another then another! A big uppercut sends Emilio into the ropes and Lord Raab follows up with a big boot! Emilio hits the ropes and teeters! Brian and Creed jump on him and Lord Raab grabs his legs and eliminates the big man as the fans go wild!
Patricia Downs: Emilio Gonzalos has been eliminated!
Alexander Corvis: And they all send Emilio Gonzalos to the outside! 3 men remain in this match and they all look a little worse for wear here tonight but there is so much o the line!
Maddie Murdock: The winner of this one will go ahead next week and fight the winner of the womens battle royal taking place later tonight! The winner of that one on one match next week will qualify to fight Ana Somnia for the Global Championship!
Lord Raab and Conner Creed start hitting each other with big bombs! Creed’s bleeding from the mouth! They hammer each other but Creed shows his toughness as he boots the much bigger Raab and hits him with his quick DDT! Raab is down! Brian comes from behind and hammers Creed in the back then starts dropping bombs on his head! Brian drags Creed over and smacks his head off of the corner! Creed is bleeding a lot now as his eye brow gets cut up from that one! Brian brings Creed over to the next corner and smacks his head off of it then grabs him by his tank top straps and tosses him onto the top rope! They wrestle and fight! Creed saves himself with a back elbow to Brian! Creed goes for Clothesline from Hell! Brian ducks it and levels Creed with a big lariat and Creed is hurt but right after, Brian walks right into Raab who grabs him around the neck! Raab lifts Brian up and hits him with Chokinator right out of the ring!
Patricia Downs: Brian Phillips has been eliminated!
Alexander Corvis: And then there were 2! Raab looks tired! Creed looks beat up and bleeding! He’s not in great shape and he still has to remember he has a Showtime defense next week as well!
Maddie Murdock: Two hall of famers going head to head right now! Which one is going to come out on top and get that one on one number one contenders match next week?!
Raab and Creed trade big blows! Raab with a right hand then an uppercut! Creed hits the ropes and bounces right into a big boot from Raab and the fans go wild! Creed is hurting and bleeding and Raab smells it! Raab grabs Creed around the neck! Creed gets choked but he boots Raab in the gut! Creed with a kick to the head of a bent over Raab and we see blood trickle under Raab’s mask! Creed with a big right hand! Raab with a knee to Creed! Raab tosses Creed into the ropes and goes for a big boot but Creed pulls the top rope down! Raab goes over but saves himself on the apron! Raab grabs Creed by the neck and tosses him over but Creed holds onto the ropes as both men are now on the apron!
Alexander Corvis: Shit! Near eliminations! Both men are on the apron!
Creed boots Raab in the gut then kicks him in the head when he bends over! Creed gets back in the ring and goes to run up to knock Raab off the apron but Raab grabs Creed around the neck and tosses him across the ring! Raab steps over the top rope back into the ring and approaches Creed but Creed with a big boot sends Raab into the ropes! Creed runs up for Clothesline of Hell to finish this off but Raab side steps him and tosses him over the top rope! Creed saves himself on the apron, only one boot touches the floor and he pulls himself up but Raab is waiting for him and wraps his hand around Creed’s neck then hits him with Chokinator off of the apron to the outside as the fans GO WILD!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Moving onto the number one contenders match next week… The Masked German Monster… Lord Raab!
Alexander Corvis: Lord Raab does it! Conner Creed last eliminated after these two tore each other apart! Lord Raab is going into the number one contenders match next week and his opponent will be decided in the main event tonight! Ana Somnia must be watching very carefully!
Maddie Murdock: With all the history Ana has had with Zoe McDraven. With the recent issues she’s had with Naomi Banks. One guy you don’t want hounding your for your championship is the psychotic Lord Raab who has been chasing top tier title gold in EHWF since 2014!
Lord Raab’s blue and red fire pyro goes off on the stage and the turnbuckles as his music hits! He points up at the Final Destination sign with the fire around him as we fade out.
We cut backstage, the shot focused on a locker room door, the shot slightly off-kilter, as if the cameraman isn’t quite ready to start filming yet. Suddenly the door flings open revealing a grinning Romi Moreno, wrapped up in a white towel that covers her from armpits down to mid-thigh, her hair still wet, clearly fresh out of her post-match shower.
Romi: I thought I heard you out here! Post-match interview time? Let’s do it!
Camera Guy: Oh, Patricia isn’t here yet, I was just waiting for her-
Romi: We can do it without her, it’s cool! C’mon!
She holds the locker room door open, gesturing for him to come in with one hand while pinning her upper arm against her side to help hold the towel in place.
CG: I can wait out here ‘til you’re dressed-
Romi: Nah, don’t worry about it! Not like we’re gonna get in trouble with the sponsor if my towel slips, right?
With that the camera follows her into the locker room, spartan and basic as you’d expect a rookie’s room to be. Romi picks up a bottle of shampoo as the cameraman sets the shot up level and even, counting her down from five as Romi stands to the right of the shot, facing left, holding the shampoo bottle as a pretend microphone, breaking into an over-the-top classic interviewer voice.
Romi: Romina Moreno, you just won your first match here on Chaos and now you’re the number one contender for the Showtime Championship! What are you going to do next?
She steps around to the left side of the shot, facing right as it looking at her interviewer, holding the ‘mic’ up still, responding to herself in her regular happy tone.
Romi: First things first, please call me Romi! As far as my plans, first I’m gonna do the second best thing a girl can do in Texas: I’m gonna go find a steakhouse where I can order a ribeye bigger than my head and a pitcher of margaritas on the side and celebrate my win! Then in the morning I’m gonna do the best thing a girl can do in Texas and that’s catch a flight to Mexico, baby! I’m gonna visit my abuela and my tias, I’m gonna party with my cousins and I’m gonna lay out on a beach and reeeelax!
Then after a couple days of that I’m getting on another plane, I’m heading back to Sudbury and I am gonna train and I am gonna study tape and I am gonna get myself ready for Connor Creed because I am counting the days, the hours, the minutes until I get my shot at the Showtime championship and hey, I got no issue with Creed, I respect the man and I respect the champ but I’m taking that belt and since I know he ain’t gonna lay down I’m gonna have to make him stay down and it might not be pretty and it might not be nice, but it’ll be worth it when next Chaos we’re doing this post-match interview again and I’m wearing that belt instead of this towel.
Back to the interviewer side of the screen.
Romi turns to face the camera square, beaming widely.
Romi: See? Easy and we saved Patricia some work! Alright, I need to get dressed before I get my steak on! Interview over! See you next show! Say hi to Patty for me!
We cut to ringside where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a handicap match set for one fall and it’s for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships!
The lights go black, then "Machine Gun" by Portishead begins to play. Each round of rapid-fire drum beats triggers a scattershot shower of white beams throughout the arena; each distorted guitar riff fires tiny, shining holes through the otherwise solid black field on the 'tron.
The moment Beth Gibbons' voice begins to waft through the air:
o/~ I saw a saviour
o/~ A saviour come my way
o/~ I thought I'd see it
o/~ In the cold light of day
o/~ But now I realise that I'm
o/~ Only for me
... the lights snap on, revealing the back of a short but powerfully built woman with a patchwork purple, red, and black hooded drape drawn, and a rippling, tattoo and scar-strewn bicep flexing;
And a somewhat taller, leaner woman right in front of her, hunched low with platinum blonde hair hanging like a veil as she bobs from side, an agitated readiness at odd with her long, languid breaths.
o/~ If only I could see
One is DAHLIA, "Hell's Belle" with burning eyes and a penchant for brutality;
o/~ You turn yourself to me
The other is "The Broken-Winged Crane" Miwa Iizuka, sadist with a beguiling smile.
o/~ And recognize the poison in my hea~art
As Gibbons' voice stretches, Miwa slaps the ramp and springs up to her full height while DAHLIA snaps around at breakneck speeds, only for the two women's hands to meet in a tight clasp while several streams of violet sparks burst into the air at 45 degree angles to frame them. In perfect time, they draw together to share a brief kiss that ends with DAHLIA turning a cocksure smirk towards one half of the audience and Miwa giving the other a broad smile while her eyes are still hidden. DAHLIA then drapes her arm over Miwa's shoulders; a larger, vertical pyro charge jets up behind the pair as they begin walking to the ring.
Together, they are motherXmalice.
o/~ There is no other place
o/~ No one else I face
o/~ The remedy will agree with how I feel...
As they make their way down the aisle, DAHLIA eagerly shit-talks, flips birds, and even blows smug kisses towards any fans who provoke her, if only by rooting for their opponent; Miwa, meanwhile, just meets the odd fan with gleaming predator eyes eagerly seeking tender muscles and vulnerable joints.
Also, the occasional middle finger.
Upon reaching the ring, DAHLIA hops to plant her knee on the apron, then straightens and sits on the middle rope to further widen the gap she's opening up for her partner. Right afterwards, Miwa leaps up to the apron, grabs the middle rope, and swings herself through the gap in one fluid stream of motion, leaving DAHLIA to leap over the top rope. Once her feet meet the mat, she throws a fist into the air while stalking towards the center, and Miwa does an acrobatic roll to meet her. Once they're together again - back to back, standing and hunched, just like before for a beat - DAHLIA seizes the drape in one hand. Once she flings it aside, Miwa thrusts upright, throwing up splayed hands that clench the air when she hits her full reach while DAHLIA throws her arms out to either side as if she's inviting the whole world to square up.
They head for their corner once their music begins to fade down, with DAHLIA sinking back to lounge against the turnbuckles with her arms draped over the ropes, and Miwa adroitly bounding up to the second rope, then top turnbuckle so she can take a seat and let her leg dangle over DAHLIA's shoulder.
In spite of their casual posture, DAHLIA's fingers drumming on the ropes, Miwa's foot bouncing against the turnbuckle, and two sets of laser-focused eyes speak volumes about their mutual impatience as they approach the cusp of violence.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The Challengers… DAHLIA and Miwa Iizuka… MotherXMalice!
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES;
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm kicking through the P.A. demands the attention of every fan in VENUE HERE as an enveloping arterial red lighting overwhelms the entire venue. Pandemonium courses through the capacity crowd while a thick fog pervades the entrance stage, emphasizing the foreboding atmosphere. As Lzzy Hale's throaty, powerful vocals continue over the band’s harsh guitars and a vibrant white flashing light overtakes the arena, the Devil Herself saunters through the curtain and steps into the ominous mise-en-scène before her with the Russian flag draped over her back, her head bowed forward.
ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look high-rise hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as gold laces hanging untied from either side. The Russian Coat of Arms is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a cropped black leather biker jacket closed most of the way.
Her IBW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP is wrapped around her sculpted waist. She lifts her head and lifts the flag up behind her while straightening her arms out to either side, making the flag more rigid and visible for a moment. A ringside attendant appears through the curtain to catch the flag as Somnia releases it behind her and he scrambles back into Gorilla with it before Somnia’s arms even reach her sides. The arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more disdainful and sinister when those lips twist into a malicious sneer.
She allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the venue to the other before returning her focus to center, settling her vision on the ring on the far end of the entrance ramp. Ana tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in animalistic resent, baring her black MMA mouthguard—one which is inscribed in arterial red with the Russian word БЕССПОРНЫЙ for Undisputed—to the fans, soon bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at her theater of war ahead.
The Undisputed then stomps down the ring to ringside, confidence pouring out of every imperious movement she makes. Once she reaches the foot of the entrance ramp, Somnia struts to the bottom of the steel stairs leading up to the ring apron. Hopping up and down on her toes, Somnia shadow boxes for a moment or two and then lowers her arms to a more defensive stance where she sharply cocks her head side-to-side to loudly crack her neck.
She hastens up the stairs with purpose and ventures out about halfway across the apron nearest the ramp. Sneering as she looks out on the crowd one more time, Somnia scrapes the bottoms of her boots against the apron. She rips open her jacket with a hand pulling apart on either side and leans back on the top rope with her arms stretched on either side of her, flexing her abdomen in this pose. Accomplishing this feat in one fluid motion, Somnia once again bares her mouthguard, running her tongue against the ridges of the inscription.
After smirking proudly for a moment, the Huntress suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner, hopping up and swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring to sit upon the top turnbuckle as if it were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She once again bares her mouthpiece to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders while she hoists her imperiously wound fists overhead.
Subsequently, Slavic Steel slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then backs into her corner, where she stretches out, limbers up, and soon champs at the bit to get this fight started as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim, awaiting the opening bell.
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES;
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm kicking through the P.A. demands the attention of every fan in VENUE HERE as an enveloping arterial red lighting overwhelms the entire venue. Pandemonium courses through the capacity crowd while a thick fog pervades the entrance stage, emphasizing the foreboding atmosphere. As Lzzy Hale's throaty, powerful vocals continue over the band’s harsh guitars and a vibrant white flashing light overtakes the arena, the Devil Herself saunters through the curtain and steps into the ominous mise-en-scène before her with the Russian flag draped over her back, her head bowed forward.
ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look high-rise hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as gold laces hanging untied from either side. The Russian Coat of Arms is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a cropped black leather biker jacket closed most of the way.
Her IBW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP is wrapped around her sculpted waist. She lifts her head and lifts the flag up behind her while straightening her arms out to either side, making the flag more rigid and visible for a moment. A ringside attendant appears through the curtain to catch the flag as Somnia releases it behind her and he scrambles back into Gorilla with it before Somnia’s arms even reach her sides. The arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more disdainful and sinister when those lips twist into a malicious sneer.
She allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the venue to the other before returning her focus to center, settling her vision on the ring on the far end of the entrance ramp. Ana tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in animalistic resent, baring her black MMA mouthguard—one which is inscribed in arterial red with the Russian word БЕССПОРНЫЙ for Undisputed—to the fans, soon bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at her theater of war ahead.
The Undisputed then stomps down the ring to ringside, confidence pouring out of every imperious movement she makes. Once she reaches the foot of the entrance ramp, Somnia struts to the bottom of the steel stairs leading up to the ring apron. Hopping up and down on her toes, Somnia shadow boxes for a moment or two and then lowers her arms to a more defensive stance where she sharply cocks her head side-to-side to loudly crack her neck.
She hastens up the stairs with purpose and ventures out about halfway across the apron nearest the ramp. Sneering as she looks out on the crowd one more time, Somnia scrapes the bottoms of her boots against the apron. She rips open her jacket with a hand pulling apart on either side and leans back on the top rope with her arms stretched on either side of her, flexing her abdomen in this pose. Accomplishing this feat in one fluid motion, Somnia once again bares her mouthguard, running her tongue against the ridges of the inscription.
After smirking proudly for a moment, the Huntress suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner, hopping up and swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring to sit upon the top turnbuckle as if it were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She once again bares her mouthpiece to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders while she hoists her imperiously wound fists overhead.
Subsequently, Slavic Steel slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then backs into her corner, where she stretches out, limbers up, and soon champs at the bit to get this fight started as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim, awaiting the opening bell.
Patricia Downs: And Next… Their opponent tonight… She is both halves of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions and the EHWF Global Champion… Necessary Evil… Ana Somnia
DING DING DING
Match #4: Ana Somnia (c) vs. MotherXMalice
The bell sounds and Ana Somnia explodes at amazing speed, levelling the much bigger DAHLIA with a high impact spear! The fans instantly get to their feet as Ana starts landing huge bombs on DAHLIA’s head with big hammer fists and elbows on the mat! DAHLIA is busted wide open and bleeding badly! Miwa goes to run interference but Ana gets up and knocks her down with a right hand! DAHLIA gets up, all messed up and Ana plants her back down with a spinebuster as the fans go WILD! Ana grabs DAHLIA by the hair and lifts her up! She smacks DAHLIA’s head off of the turnbuckle then walks her over and smacks it off of the next turnbuckle before hosting DAHLIA up and slinging her off of her back with huge impact! Ana shows off her awesome strength as she picks up the much bigger woman and does it again, shaking the ring as the fans watch in shock!
Alexander Corvis: Ana Somnia CRUSHING Dahlia right off the mat and now she’s beating the living shit out of her! Ana Somina using MotherXMalice to send a huge message here tonight!!
Maddie Murdock: The strength of Ana Somnia is seriously incredible! She destroyed Remi Skyfire last week and now she’s taking out MotherXMalice! DAHLIA is busted wide open and now Ana is taking it to her in this title match!
Ana quickly gets DAHLIA in her Wanderlust rear naked choke! DAHLIA is out quickly and the ref tells Ana to break the hold, it’s over. Ana refuses to break it and she continues to choke DAHLIA out even though she’s unconscious and a bloody mess!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and STILL both halves of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… the EHWF Global Champion… Necessary Evil… Ana Somnia
Alexander Corvis: Ana Somnia just tearing through DAHLIA and Miwa like it’s easy and Ana takes out MotherXMalice in this handicap match and send a huge message but Ana went overboard tonight and DAHLIA is in a bad way!
Maddie Murdock: MotherXMalice are unable to take back those belts and Ana has obliterated DAHLIA here tonight and now she’s choking her the fuck out! What the heck is wrong with this girl?!
The fans are going wild as the ref tries to break it up! Eventually Ana lets go but DAHLIA is in bad shape. Unconscious, beaten to a pulp and bleeding profusely! Ana picks DAHLIA up and tosses her to the outside as the refs quickly check on her! Miwa slides into the ring behind Ana but Ana gets Miwa up on her back and slings her off! Ana grabs Miwa and plants her with a German Suplex! She plants her on her neck with another, then another, then another! The fans are going crazy! 5, 6, 7! Eventually Ana releases a big German Suplex at number 10 and sends Miwa flying and crashing on her neck across the ring!
Alexander Corvis: My God… Ana is breaking these women in half tonight and she’s having fun doing it!
Maddie Murdock: They’re gonna end up like Remi Skyfire! This match is over, someone stop Ana or she’ll sideline these girls as well!
Ana has Miwa down on the mat and locks her in the Kimura! The fans are going NUTS! A producer and a ref run in and try and break it up but Miwa screams in agony until Ana SNAPS her arm! The fans shrill at the sight and a screaming Miwa rolls off into the arms of the ref who quickly gets the EMTs to rush over to her!
Alexander Corvis: Ana with that arm hold! Ana just snapped Miwa’s arm! ANA SNAPPED THE ARM! What the fuck is wrong with her!?!
Maddie Murdock: M-My God. Th-that was brutal! She’s not done!?
Ana grabs DAHLIA on the outside! A producer tries to stop her but Ana runs DAHLIA up and slams her head off of the barricade then grabs her by the hair and walks her over to the Albanian announcer table and smacks her head off of it! There’s blood everywhere! Ana smacks DAHLIA’s head off of the table again then props her up with amazing power and strength and plants DAHLIA through he Albanian announce table with massive impact as the fans go wild! Ana grabs the EHWF World Tag Team Championship and the EHWF Global Championship and rolls back into the ring as Mya Gomez’s music hits. Mya appears on the stage with her father, Fernandez Gomez.
Mya Gomez: All right… That’s enough, no more Ana.
Fernandez Gomez: Ana Somnia… ENOUGH of your bullshit! Last week you put Remi Skyfire in the hospital. Earlier tonight, Stephen Sebastian sent RIP to the ICU and now you’ve just got MotherXMalice carted out of here in stretchers! You won’t do this to MY roster just because you think you run the place!
Ana holds up her title belts as the fans go WILD!
Fernandez Gomez: You destroyed your own tag partner and co-champion last week… you took things way too far here AGAIN this week. So taking into account both of these things, your punishment is that after Chaos is finished tonight, you’ll be stripped of the EHWF World Tag Team Championships and the belts will be vacated!
The fans boo as Ana holds both belts up and yells out inaudible out to a smirking Fernandez Gomez.
Alexander Corvis: What?! Ana’s losing the EHWF World Tag Team Championships after Chaos tonight?
Maddie Murdock: Well she did take out her own partner and put her in hospital…
Fernandez Gomez: You might think you got it all in the bag Ana but that’s why only the best on Chaos will qualify to face you at Final Destination! Lord Raab will go head to head with… whoever wins this next match! So get the fuck out of MY ring and get to the back and find a monitor because this contest… STARTS RIGHT NOW!
We cut to ringside where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a 6 man qualifying battle royal!
Bonnie Blade’s music hits and the fans go wild as she runs out holding her chain up to the camera! Bonnie Blade waves her hand in front of her face and points to the camera. She salutes and runs down the ramp and slides in the ring as the fans boo her.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The Franchise… Bonnie Blade
The lights suddenly shut off. A silent whisper spoke seconds after.
"I am the warrior, Show your pride now... Solidify your place in time!"
As the chorus of "Warrior" by Disturbed started, the lights flashed back on with white pyrotechnics shooting up from the platform. The color of the lights shooting out of the stage is pink and gold and then changes to blue and green. In front of the blast was Kori Argentum; the fans cheered for her; some chanted her name, while others held up signs with her name on it.
With a smile on her face, she gave the crowd the a wave before running down the ramp. She lunged herself underneath the bottom rope after arriving at the ring, propping herself up on one knee after sliding in the center of it. Kori took the cheers in with the same smile plastered on her face. While standing up on her feet, she raised her hands high, screaming along with them, while making her way over to the corner of the ring to wait for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And Next… Kori Argentum!
Azzurra Rissi's music hits and the fans get up and start making some noise. Azzurra comes out and looks either side of the stage first before making their way down the ramp and to the ring. They get up the steel steps and look out at the fans before they get into the ring and raise their arms while they wait for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And Next Up… Azzurra Rissi!
The fans pick up and cheer as Naomi Banks’ tron plays and she makes her way out on the stage. Naomi comes down the ramp, slapping hands and hyping up the fans before sliding into the ring and getting ready to start her match.
Patricia Downs: And making her way to the ring… The Hood Mona Lisa… Naomi Banks!
"Evacuate the dance floor" hits the arena as Misty runs out to the stage bouncing from side to side. Misty is smiling at her adoring fans and she smiles and waves to the crowd and proceeds down the ramp slapping and shaking the fans hands ramp side along the way. Misty runs around the ring slapping fans hands before sliding into the ring and leans against the ropes once more waving to her audience.
Patricia Downs: And now… Misty Vega!
Soft pink lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And Finally Tonight… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING
Main Event: Naomi Banks vs. Zoe McDraven vs. Azzurra Rissi vs. Bonnie Blade vs. Misty Vega vs. Kori Argentum
The fans are on their feet for the main event as the 6 women all space out and watch each other. Much like John Blade earlier in the night, Bonnie Blade gets in the other women’s faces and starts waving her hand in front of her face! Naomi grabs Bonnie by the back of her hair! The fans go wild as Bonnie screams out louder and Naomi runs Bonnie up and tosses her over the top rope out of the ring as the fans go WILD! Naomi gets the first elimination!
Patricia Downs: Bonnie Blade has been eliminated!
Alexander Corvis: Bonnie Blade tossed out almost exactly like John Blade was in the mens battle royal tonight! Naomi in her debut match gets the first elimination tonight and the fans not only love it but they’re laughing right now!
Maddie Murdock: Bonnie Blade gone just like that and now we’re already down to 5! Winner of this one goes on to face The Masked German Monster, Lord Raab next week on Chaos and whoever wins that goes on to face Ana Somnia but I have no idea who would actually WANT to face Ana Somnia after what we just saw!
Misty and Azzurra brawl it out and Misty gets Azzurra against the ropes and tries to eliminate her! Zoe dropkicks Kori down to the mat then gets up and twists Naomi’s arm around and gets her in a wristslock then transitions into a hammerlock from behind as Zoe shoves Naomi against the ropes and tries to get her over but Naomi shoves Zoe off of her! Zoe gets up and swings a kick but Naomi ducks it and plants Zoe with a big powerslam! Kori gets up and grabs Misty and Azzurra from behind and grabs their legs and sends them both over the top rope but they save themselves on the apron!
Alexander Corvis: Misty targeting Azzurra but Azzurra holds on for dear life! Zoe and Naomi going for it but Zoe unable to contend with Naomi’s power in this one! A lot of quick action on one end of the ring but a stalemate on the other side!
Maddie Murdock: Zoe wants this more than anything! She wants to get a top tier title back around her waist! She hasn’t had one since 2020 when Ana Somnia originally beat her for the EHWF World Championship!
Naomi grabs Zoe and tosses her over the top rope but Zoe clings to the top rope and holds on! She saves herself! Naomi pulls her off and boots her in the midsection then holds Zoe close and plants her face first on the mat with a big Hush Money, sitout facebuster! The fans get loud but Kori comes right up behind Naomi and boots her in the back! Kori backs off and runs back up at Naomi, grabbing her hair but Naomi spins around and grabs Kori from behind and runs her across to the ropes, throwing her over and sending her to the outside unexpectedly as the fans roar!
Patricia Downs: Kori Argentum has been eliminated!
Alexander Corvis: There goes Kori Argentum! Naomi just overpowering here there and throwing her over! Naomi has 2 eliminations and in her first match, she’s REALLY impressing! The speed, the strength and the athletic ability is off the charts!
Maddie Murdock: Doing great for a first match. Naomi is no stranger to Ana Somnia outside of EHWF but inside EHWF she would love nothing more than to meet her for the Global Championship one on one at Final Destination!
A Naomi chant breaks out as the fans get super loud! Misty has Azzurra up and looks like she’s going to eliminate her but Zoe runs up and springs off of the second rope and nails Naomi in the chest with a springboard knee! Zoe grabs Naomi and shoves her against the ropes and tries to eliminate her but it’s no good! Naomi uses her strength and tosses Zoe across the ring! When Zoe gets up, Naomi runs up and nails Zoe right in the face with a running thrust kick! Zoe is down! Misty realises she can’t get Azzurra off of the ropes so she lets go and rakes Naomi across the back! Naomi winces in pain and Misty picks her up! Naomi gets off of Misty’s back and hoists Misty up on her back in a torture rack with great strength! Naomi shows off and Misty can’t believe it as Naomi raises Misty up and tosses her over the top rope to the outside with a torture rack slam!
Patricia Downs: Misty Vega has been eliminated!
Alexander Corvis: Naomi just powers Misty up and over and that’s elimination number 3 for Naomi and no one else has eliminated anyone! 3 left and Naomi is tearing through this match right now!
Maddie Murdock: Maybe Naomi is sending her own message with this powerful performance tonight?!
3 women remain and the fans are going WILD! Naomi points to the Final Destination sign and the fans roar but Zoe gets up and points at it as well and yells at Naomi then signals around her waist! Naomi turns around as she notices Azzurra spring off of the top rope! Azzurra hits Naomi with a flying hurricanrana and the fans LOSE IT! Azzurra and Zoe pick up Naomi and get her up on the top rope but Naomi thrashes around and shows off her power, throwing both women off of her! Naomi cartwheels across the ring and takes out both women with a double springboard elbow! Naomi goes to pick Azzurra up but Azzurra boots her in the thigh! Azzurra gets up on the top rope and leaps off for a crossbody but Naomi catches her and again shows off her power! The fans ROAR as Naomi shows off and presses Azzurra overhead then tosses her out of the ring!
Patricia Downs: Azzurra Rissi has been eliminated!
Alexander Corvis: Azzurra Rissi does her best but the strength of Naomi was too much for her and Naomi with her 4th elimination and only 2 remain! Can Naomi pull off a massive debut match upset with a perfect win here or is Zoe going to take her out!
Maddie Murdock: Naomi might be strong and fast but never ever count out Zoe McDraven!
Zoe is up but she’s hurt but still comes up and starts trading blows with Naomi! Zoe ducks the last swing and hits Naomi with a quick jab, then another then cracks her in the chest with a knife edge chop! Zoe jumps on Naomi’s back to lock in Kinetic Energy but Naomi flips Zoe off of her back on the mat! Zoe grabs Naomi’s hair and pulls her across then gets her up on the ropes but Naomi responds with a back elbow! Naomi gets to the top rope and launches off with a moonsault! Zoe rolls out of the way but the fans go wild as Naomi lands on her feet then recovers with the standing moonsault on Zoe! Zoe gets up holding her torso as Naomi presses Zoe up with great strength and shows off her power with a glam slam like move! Big impact and the fans are the loudest they’ve been all night!
Alexander Corvis: BOOM! Now THAT is power from The Hood Mona Lisa! Looked like Zoe was building something but she just couldn’t get anything over Naomi and Naomi made her pay! If she can get every single elimination, Naomi is not only going to go on to face Lord Raab but she’s going to send a message in her debut match!
Maddie Murdock: The fans are going NUTS right now! Zoe going for that long hair of Naomi but Naomi wants to finish this now! Zoe won’t let her though!
Naomi gets Zoe up on her back! Zoe grabs Naomi’s long long hair and pulls it but Naomi pulls back as they tug of war for it! Naomi breaks the grip! They run at each other and Naomi uses her hair to assist with a slingblade type move as Zoe gets whiplash! Naomi gets Zoe up on her back and edges over to the ropes but Zoe shakes the top rope and Naomi loses balance! Zoe gets off of her back and leaps up for her flying Shockwave kick! Naomi ducks it then drop-kicks Zoe in the back and Zoe lands neck first on the middle ropes! Naomi backs off and runs up towards the ropes and hits Zoe with a Tiger feint kick to the head of Zoe draped over second rope, followed by a Springboard 450 Splash as the hits the Bank Shot! The fans GO NUTS! Zoe gets up holding her head and torso and rests on the ropes in pain as Naomi runs up and clotheslines her over the top rope to the outside! The fans ERUPT!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner tonight… The Hood Mona Lisa… Naomi Banks!
Alexander Corvis: It’s over and I can’t believe it! Naomi Banks has not only won this match but she made every single elimination and dominated! Now Naomi is going on to next week to face Lord Raab one on one and the winner will face Ana Somnia for the Global Championship!
Maddie Murdock: She looked great and Naomi has more than impressed here tonight! She’s strong, athletic and insanely talented and she wants to make a name for herself! Can she really go all the way though?
Naomi’s music plays and the fans are going CRAZY right now! Naomi gets up on the turnbuckle and raises her arms and hypes up the crowd! We see Zoe, Azzurra and others near the stage and ramp and the crowd picks up as Naomi’s music stops because here comes Ana Somnia!
Alexander Corvis: SHIT! We knew this would happen! Here comes Ana Somnia and it’s NOT gonna be pretty!
Maddie Murdock: These two already had their confrontation tonight! They’re not strangers to each other! They hate each other and we might not have to wait to see them go at it! They already had a skirmish tonight but here’s the FIGHT!
The fans go wild as Ana enters the ring and Ana and Naomi start hammering each other in the head with right hands! Ana eventually gets the upper hand and hoists Naomi on her back! Zoe McDraven slides in the ring and nails Ana in the head with Shockwave! Ana drops Naomi! Ana stumbles around, her lip split after that! Naomi recovers on the apron and the fans go wild! Ana goes to strike at Zoe but Azzurra Rissi comes flying off of the top rope and nails Ana with a Meteora! Now the FANS ARE LOUD! The arena shakes! Misty and Kori shrug and slide into the ring! They dive forearms and fists on Ana on the mat! All of these women, victimised by Ana Somnia in some way in the past now fighting back!
Alexander Corvis: What the heck!? The four competitors in this match are now making a save on Naomi and attacking Ana Somnia! What the fuck is going on Maddie?! Zoe, Azzurra, Misty and Kori who have all been tormented by Ana in some way in the past are swarming here tonight!
Maddie Murdock: Ana wanted Naomi but she didn’t expect this!
We hear a growl from Ana as she stands up and tosses the women off of her! Zoe gets a right hand in but Ana headbutts her back down! Misty rakes Ana’s back! Kori with a forearm! Ana picks Kori up on her back and start swinging her around, knocking the other women down before slinging Kori down to the mat with impact! Azzurra and Zoe both charge Ana but they come off second best and run into a wall! Ana grabs both of them and collides their heads together then tosses them across the ring with real power! Misty backs off, almost asking for mercy but she thumbs the eye! Ana’s vision is impaired but not enough as she ducks Mist Effect from Misty and German Suplexes her onto the other women! Ana piles up the four women and gets up, almost dusting her hands as Azzurra, Misty, Zoe and Kori lie stacked up unconscious!
Alexander Corvis: Oh shit! Ana with little effort just took out four fucking women! What the fuck is she!?
Maddie Murdock: WATCH OUT!
Ana’s split second forget about Naomi sees Naomi with a huge dropkick to Ana’s back and Ana land with her neck hitting the second ropes! Naomi backs off and runs up towards the ropes and hits Ana Somnia with a Tiger feint kick to the head of Zoe draped over second rope, followed by a Springboard 450 Splash as the hits the Bank Shot! Naomi gets ALL of the Bank Shot and the fans go nuts! Naomi rolls out of the ring with the EHWF Global Championship belt and takes a look at it before sliding it back into the ring! A hurt and pissed off Ana Somnia rolls over it and picks the belt back up!
Alexander Corvis: Naomi Banks off of all that mayhem in the ring is able to get one over on Ana Somnia and we’ve just seen shit get real here tonight folks!
Ana winces in pain and eventually hangs off of the ropes and yells out in Russian to a smirking Naomi Banks who is on the ramp! Naomi signals around her waist then points at the Final Destination sign on the roof…
…Both women are startled as massive blue and red fire pyro goes off on the stage and on the turnbuckle as Lord Raab appears on the stage. Ana in the ring. Naomi on the ramp and Lord Raab on the stage! The fans are going wild and Lord Raab points down at Ana and the Global Championship then up at the Final Destination sign!
Alexander Corvis: And you can’t forget his man! Lord Raab, making his presence known because this will be the man Naomi will have to beat if she wants to face Ana at Final Destination!
The fans are going wild! Ana holds her ribs and holds up the belt. Naomi looks back and forward at both Lord Raab and Ana Somnia.
Alexander Corvis: Well, that’s all we have time for ladies and gentlemen and WHAT A NIGHT it was! I can’t wait to see what happens next week as there is only one more Chaos before Final Destination! Good night and be safe!
We see the three competitors before we zoom in closer on Ana, the pyro around her as she holds up her title belt to Lord Raab and Naomi before we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.