Post by shiners on Jun 29, 2012 8:23:33 GMT -5
-Camera fades in outside of the illustrious EHWF arena at night. A close up of the marquee is shown as the EHWF logo flashes across. The camera begins to zoom out and as the entire building comes into focus we seen two men walk up. They are fully decked out in hunting camo and one is carrying a chicken. They both look up at the Marquee then to each other and nod. One of the men notices the camera and calls over.-
Man 1| "Yo, bubba, you work here?"
-The camera goes up and down like a nod. The man begins to walk over but notices the other guy holding the chicken is still starring at the marquee.-
Man 1| "Hey, nimrod, we're movin'. I swurr there's no way we got the same mama. I suriously think they found you under a rock, bro."
Man 2| "Boy, just cause we ain't home in Alabama right now, don't mean I won't lay a whoopin' on your ass right here in front of our new friend."
Man 1| "You feelin' froggie, we'll go. Cause i'm telling you now, Imma hit you with so many lefts you'll be begging me for a right."
-The chicken squawks really loud and both men bust out in laughter.-
Man 1| "Anyways, Mr. Cameraman, lemme be the first to introduce myself to you. My name is Jack Hicks, and the bubbling idiot on my left here is my brother, Evan. We're just a couple good ol' boys from Alabama come here to see what all the hoopla is about. Where we come from, wrasslin' isn't a sport, it's a way of life. Championships ain't just belts, they're stamps of superiority. Ya see, 'round our parts, we've done it all. Erybody in the great state of Alabama knows our names and shake in their boots when they see us on the card. We are no nonsense, nonstop, smash mouth, in your face country boys."
Evan| "IN YOUR FACE!"
Jack| "Woah, calm down there. You're scarein' the chicken. Don't tell me you left your meds back home."
Evan| "Well... ummm... you see, what had happen was... ahhh... You told me to pack light, and chickens don't got pockets. Some things are more important than others."
Jack| "You mean we come all this way to make our mark in a new place and all you brought along was the chicken?"
Evan| "I couldn't just leave Billy, Jack. You know what happened last time. Paw ain't gonna ever forgive us for that."
Jack| "Alright, well ya'll go on over there and lemme handle the interviewin'."
-Evan scoffs, but walk over to the fountain nearby and places the chicken where it can drink. Jack continues-
Jack| "Now, where was I? Oh yeah... About a month ago, we were puttin' on a show at the county fair when we were approached by a man. I could tell he wasn't a from around there, with his fancy smancy suit and all. He told us about this place and said if we really wanted to prove ourselves in the industry, this is where we needed to be. We pondered it over that night at the crawfish boil and decided we needed a challenge. We... well, I... packed up and here we are. We're ready to show these boys here at EHWF what backwoods is all about. So if you don't mind, you think you could point us in the direction of the boss."
-Camera nods again.-
Jack| "Good. Let's get this ball rollin." -turning to Evan- "Come on, birdbrain, we're movin'.... and leave the damned chicken!"
Evan| "Like hell I'm leaving this chicken!"
-Camera fades out on the two brothers argueing as they walk towards the building-
Man 1| "Yo, bubba, you work here?"
-The camera goes up and down like a nod. The man begins to walk over but notices the other guy holding the chicken is still starring at the marquee.-
Man 1| "Hey, nimrod, we're movin'. I swurr there's no way we got the same mama. I suriously think they found you under a rock, bro."
Man 2| "Boy, just cause we ain't home in Alabama right now, don't mean I won't lay a whoopin' on your ass right here in front of our new friend."
Man 1| "You feelin' froggie, we'll go. Cause i'm telling you now, Imma hit you with so many lefts you'll be begging me for a right."
-The chicken squawks really loud and both men bust out in laughter.-
Man 1| "Anyways, Mr. Cameraman, lemme be the first to introduce myself to you. My name is Jack Hicks, and the bubbling idiot on my left here is my brother, Evan. We're just a couple good ol' boys from Alabama come here to see what all the hoopla is about. Where we come from, wrasslin' isn't a sport, it's a way of life. Championships ain't just belts, they're stamps of superiority. Ya see, 'round our parts, we've done it all. Erybody in the great state of Alabama knows our names and shake in their boots when they see us on the card. We are no nonsense, nonstop, smash mouth, in your face country boys."
Evan| "IN YOUR FACE!"
Jack| "Woah, calm down there. You're scarein' the chicken. Don't tell me you left your meds back home."
Evan| "Well... ummm... you see, what had happen was... ahhh... You told me to pack light, and chickens don't got pockets. Some things are more important than others."
Jack| "You mean we come all this way to make our mark in a new place and all you brought along was the chicken?"
Evan| "I couldn't just leave Billy, Jack. You know what happened last time. Paw ain't gonna ever forgive us for that."
Jack| "Alright, well ya'll go on over there and lemme handle the interviewin'."
-Evan scoffs, but walk over to the fountain nearby and places the chicken where it can drink. Jack continues-
Jack| "Now, where was I? Oh yeah... About a month ago, we were puttin' on a show at the county fair when we were approached by a man. I could tell he wasn't a from around there, with his fancy smancy suit and all. He told us about this place and said if we really wanted to prove ourselves in the industry, this is where we needed to be. We pondered it over that night at the crawfish boil and decided we needed a challenge. We... well, I... packed up and here we are. We're ready to show these boys here at EHWF what backwoods is all about. So if you don't mind, you think you could point us in the direction of the boss."
-Camera nods again.-
Jack| "Good. Let's get this ball rollin." -turning to Evan- "Come on, birdbrain, we're movin'.... and leave the damned chicken!"
Evan| "Like hell I'm leaving this chicken!"
-Camera fades out on the two brothers argueing as they walk towards the building-