Post by travisleighcarter on Aug 1, 2012 19:42:33 GMT -5
The titantron begins to show a video, silencing the attending crowd. We open up to a shot of a smoke filled room, the only other thing you can see are candles that look like they lead up a few steps. The smoke begins to clear and you can see somebody laying at the top of these steps, he's dressed in white jeans and a flowery blue top. One hand is supporting his head while the other is playing with a crocodile tooth thats hanging round his neck, his clearly dyed strawberry blonde hair is swaying in the wind. He looks deep into the camera before he begins to speak, his deep Yorkshire accent shining through.
Travis.Leigh.Carter "I bet you can't believe your eyes, the Strawberry Blonde God himself here in the EHWF. Lock up your wives, lock up your daughters, lock up the effeminate looking males because once I've started there's no stopping me. I have come to plough through all these bang tidy women that EHWF employ and make them walk wrong for weeks on end. Soon all the birds will be throwing themselves at me, the newest signing to the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation, Travis Leigh Carter. Once I've managed to claw myself out of the clungefest that is surely coming my way, I'm going to step into that ring, and when I'm in the ring I go all night long."
He lets out a shrill laugh before speaking again.
Travis.Leigh.Carter "Thats right baby, I'm bringing a li'l bit of TLC to the EHWF. I got a letter asking me to join here and it said I should R.S.V.P. A.S.A.P., and because I'm a V.I.P I'm going to get a fifteen minute slot inside the ring at the VERY NEXT SHOW. But enough of all the random acronyms and plugs, lets talk about what really matters, my first match. I am going to focus on winning matches like you wouldn't believe, infact, behind getting laid it'll be the second most important thing on my mind. So it only seems fair I lay out a challenge, afterall I am equal parts lover and fighter. Well, maybe I lean more towards my lover side but who can blame me with a body like this. I have to fight 'em off with sticks sometimes I do. Anyway, I've fallen off track. I want to challenge any man, or woman.. (no ugly birds) to fight me on my new show, whatever that may be. Don't let my cheerfull attitude fool you, I can mix it up with the best of 'em. All I need is a chance to shine and an opponent to do it against."
Travis begins to speak in a different voice.
Travis.Leigh.Carter "But Travis, how are you going to know if your challenge has been accepted? When were all the way over here and your outside your big expensive shag pad in the delightful little town of Leeds."
Back to his normal voice.
The.Strawberry.Blonde.God "Well, thats quite simple... Shi-tiiing!!"
He extends his arms outwards and the arena turns dark. it lasts for a few seconds and when they come back on Travis is stood in the middle of the ring holding a microphone.
Travis.Leigh.Carter "It's the magical, classical, got a dick so big it'll split your vadgical, TLC. Just all stay calm, ladies try not to wet your seats and gentleman please keep a hold of your wives. You haven't seen your other halves this excited since she started reading that fifty shades of grey book. Now, If you can all quiten down I'm halfway through making a challenge. I want somebody, anybody, from out the back to come out here and accept my challenge. I don't care who you are I just want somebody. I'm not limited to just one person either, I've had my fair share of foursomes and threeways and I wouldn't mind doing them again. So wether your looking for a match or you're just after a little bit of TLC, come on down... I'm waiting!"
He lowers the microphone to his side and leans on the ropes, waiting to see if anyone comes out to him.
Travis.Leigh.Carter "I bet you can't believe your eyes, the Strawberry Blonde God himself here in the EHWF. Lock up your wives, lock up your daughters, lock up the effeminate looking males because once I've started there's no stopping me. I have come to plough through all these bang tidy women that EHWF employ and make them walk wrong for weeks on end. Soon all the birds will be throwing themselves at me, the newest signing to the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation, Travis Leigh Carter. Once I've managed to claw myself out of the clungefest that is surely coming my way, I'm going to step into that ring, and when I'm in the ring I go all night long."
He lets out a shrill laugh before speaking again.
Travis.Leigh.Carter "Thats right baby, I'm bringing a li'l bit of TLC to the EHWF. I got a letter asking me to join here and it said I should R.S.V.P. A.S.A.P., and because I'm a V.I.P I'm going to get a fifteen minute slot inside the ring at the VERY NEXT SHOW. But enough of all the random acronyms and plugs, lets talk about what really matters, my first match. I am going to focus on winning matches like you wouldn't believe, infact, behind getting laid it'll be the second most important thing on my mind. So it only seems fair I lay out a challenge, afterall I am equal parts lover and fighter. Well, maybe I lean more towards my lover side but who can blame me with a body like this. I have to fight 'em off with sticks sometimes I do. Anyway, I've fallen off track. I want to challenge any man, or woman.. (no ugly birds) to fight me on my new show, whatever that may be. Don't let my cheerfull attitude fool you, I can mix it up with the best of 'em. All I need is a chance to shine and an opponent to do it against."
Travis begins to speak in a different voice.
Travis.Leigh.Carter "But Travis, how are you going to know if your challenge has been accepted? When were all the way over here and your outside your big expensive shag pad in the delightful little town of Leeds."
Back to his normal voice.
The.Strawberry.Blonde.God "Well, thats quite simple... Shi-tiiing!!"
He extends his arms outwards and the arena turns dark. it lasts for a few seconds and when they come back on Travis is stood in the middle of the ring holding a microphone.
Travis.Leigh.Carter "It's the magical, classical, got a dick so big it'll split your vadgical, TLC. Just all stay calm, ladies try not to wet your seats and gentleman please keep a hold of your wives. You haven't seen your other halves this excited since she started reading that fifty shades of grey book. Now, If you can all quiten down I'm halfway through making a challenge. I want somebody, anybody, from out the back to come out here and accept my challenge. I don't care who you are I just want somebody. I'm not limited to just one person either, I've had my fair share of foursomes and threeways and I wouldn't mind doing them again. So wether your looking for a match or you're just after a little bit of TLC, come on down... I'm waiting!"
He lowers the microphone to his side and leans on the ropes, waiting to see if anyone comes out to him.