Calling Out Thor

[Rissi]

We fade into the scene and Rissi is in the ring with Scott Wilson. Rissi has a mic and waits for the fans to stop cheering before talking.


Michael Rissi
Last week before Bloodbath several superstars and divas put out some promos. I don't usually view these promos as I don't really have to but my main man Scott Wilson here alerted me to Thor Cullen's recent shot at myself and The Main Event Cartel. Thor took his jealousy and lack of skill out on us and that's ok because everyone needs a place to vent but Wilson here did take quite a bit of offence to what was said.


Wilson nods.


Michael Rissi
Gramps made the claim that Givens, Black and I had formed the Main Event Cartel so we wouldn't have to take each other on in matches. Hmm, well thats not that true. See I don't have a desire to take on my tag team partners simply because there is the alternative scum around here that deserves a good beating instead. Individuals who threaten our way of life and who despise us. Hmm you're right though Twilight, I've never faced Black Man, great observation there. A Black Man vs Michael Rissi match would be great, it would be amazing but you know what it wouldn't be? It wouldn't be like a Rissi vs Thor match. No see Black Man has far too much talent for him and I to simply meet at an episode of Mayhem or run of the mill PPV. I can beat you Thor at a PPV or Mayhem any day but this ones different. One day you'll all see this match but right now I've got bigger fish to fry. As for Thor's other claims of going through the record books and seeing that I haven't taken on other members of my group... Well I haven't taken on Madison Murdock because I don't smack women up and if I recall correctly I've had 2 matches with Givens in the past and he just returned like yesterday so damn vamps go easy son.


The crowd gives a decent laugh as Wilson sips from his flask.


Michael Rissi
Thoe, how has the Cartel influenced booking? Last week Drake Coleman, an undeserving competitor got a shot at Black Man's World Championship in a First Blood match. It's not my fault Drake lost. We're called the Main Event Cartel for a reason and thats because we are EHWF's only main eventers. Do we have influence over management like you say? Hell yeah we fuckin' do and thank god we have that influence because if we didn't one of you other fags would and lets see what guys like you and Frank and Drake and the rest of you queers represent. Hmm... Attacking people from behind, ambushing randoms, putting members of your family in matches to fix a title match... You see where I'm going with this. You want to try and be controversial and call it Thor? I'm right here telling you that yes, I got that influence and yes I call the shots bitch. You want to take a dig about me being off the Bloodbath Card and taking some Mayhem's off in the past month or so fine but shit... I'm the only competitor here in the roster on my shiny new legends contract biatch and I'll show up when I need to show up. You on the other hand need to grow a set of balls, man the fuck up and stop being such a pussy vampire, march down that ramp, get in the ring and give me a rebuttal on what I've just told you right now because it seems like you STILL have a problem.


Rissi holds the mic out as he, Wilson and the arena wait for a possible Thor appearance.

TBC: THOR ONLY!

[twistedthor]

There is silence of a few minutes before the titan-tron comes to life. On the tron we see the smirking image of the EHWF Hardcore Champion Sah'ta Thor.

"So you want to run your mouth again Rissi? That is fine, since it just means that I hit a nerve. I am sorry I am not there in person but I have things to do besides sitting around the arena. In fact, I am on the way to other meeting in regards to my upcoming movie. So you want a rebuttal to what you said, fine here it is. Put up or shut up, show the world you aren't afraid of Black Man and face him. Until then I will hold my opinion about the Main Event Cartel and the timing of its formation. You can't deny for one minute that it seems a little fishy Mr. Acting GM. Your buddy Givens comes back holding a title and is a member of the MEC. Madison Murdock got a shot against Frank instead of putting her gold on the line at Bloodbath. I am not here to address the outcome of that match but everyone knows that the tow of you are tight. Then we have the Mayhem World Champion in Black Man to round out the Main Event Cartel. I am fully willing to admit that I am not correct in what I am seeing here but to me it seems like the Main Event Cartel is running the show around here."

Thor holds up his hand to forestall a reaction from Rissi.

"Let me apologize for my saying you hadn't fought any of your stable mates. I do believe I made the not that it was to my knowledge when I made that claim. So now that have cleared that up Rissi, I want to know something. Where was MY invitation to be a part of the Main Event Cartel? That is right I wasn't approached by any of you and well I have to wonder why that is when I could very well have been interested. I am willing to admit I have my ups and downs but in the end I am a EHWF Hall of Famer just like you Rissi. I am the ONLY person on the roster who was here back in September 2011 when EHWF came back. So step back Rissi and look at what I said objectively in the manner said it. If it had been an attack you would have known it. Now if you will excuse me I have shit to do."

TBC: Rissi Only