Morale of the Story..

[La Familia Gómez]

I went to the beach once, was nothing but fat naked guys. It wasn't even a nude beach. I turned to walk away, but it was too late, they saw me. They yelled for me to come over and sit with them, have a drink. I didn't turn around, I just told them I was going to take a leak somewhere over there. They thought this was weird because the water was the opposite way I was facing. I started to walk away, they yelled for me to come back. So I took off running, I didn't stop until I was at my car. I tried to open the door but it was locked. I could hear the fat bastards yelling, getting closer. I fumbled the keys out of my shorts, and in my rush I dropped them. They where getting closer, could hear them laughing. In haste I picked up my keys and tried to find the one to unlock the door, I forgot in was an RKE. I pressed the button. It wouldn't unlock! So I smashed it, the doors unlocked. I jumped inside! As soon as I closed the door they were there. Told me to get out of the car and party with them, I told them I had to shit. They pointed to a porta potty. I told them to leave me the fuck alone. I started up my car and hit it in reverse. I got the hell out of there. All in all I got pulled over for speeding. State Trooper gave me a speeding ticket. Morale of the story, don't speed, you will get pulled over.