Post by garybigtigerhardin on Apr 13, 2013 22:14:05 GMT -5
(The scene is a lavish penthouse in New York City, and Alexander Corvis is there with a camera crew, and he knocks on the door)
Alexander: Hey guys, Alexander Corvis here, and I am going to try to get an interview with EHWF’s newest Diva, Katrina Mazzarato.
(Then the door opens and a gorgeous female is there. Alexander’s jaw drops)
Female: Hey, who are you mooks?
(Alexander’s jaw is still open, and the female snaps her fingers in front of him. Alexander shakes his head)
Alexander: You must be Katrina Mazzarato.
Katrina: Yeah, that’s me, what you want?
Alexander: A bit of your time for an interview.
(Katrina looks at them up and down)
Katrina: Alright, come in, but don’ touch nothin’.
(They come in and Alexander looks around)
Alexander: Nice spread. You must make good money. You part of the mafia?
Katrina: Nah, just like to kick ass for money.
Alexander: Right, now it says here that you go by the name, the New York Bad Ass Bitch. Why?
Katrina: I’d have to show you.
(Alexander’s mind wanders)
Katrina: Hey yo. You thinkin’ thoughts ‘bout me that you shouldn’ be thinkin’?
Alexander: N-no ma’am. You are gorgeous though.
Katrina: Yeah, so? You think I don’t know that? I scrapped with the best of ‘em, I am an equal opportunity ass kicker. I will kick male and female ass, and I am going to kick yours if you don’ stop fantasizin’ about me.
(Alexander shakes his head)
Alexander: Sorry.
Katrina: Yeah whatever. Next Question. You lucky I am letting you stay for this interview.
Alexander: Right. Um, let’s see. You came out to the ring, and said to Corey Stevens and his crew that you were going to be the tag partner of Rick Man. Are you really going to team with him?
Katrina: Got a problem with that?
Alexander: No but….
Katrina: You see, I see somethin’ in Rick Man. Real potential. Before his little girlfriend gets her knickers in a twist, I ain’ going to take her man from her. I ain’ like that. Alex, Rick Man needs back up, and I am just the woman to back him up. If Corey Stevens and his band of mooks want to step up and be men, ‘cause all I see are little boys, but they wanna step up and man up, then they can, and I can show ‘em what the New York Bad Ass Bitch is all about. Any more stupid questions?
Alexander: No ma’am. That’s all I got.
Katrina: Good. You can get out of here before I have you fantasize my foot up your ass.
Alexander: Yes ma’am.
(Alexander leaves)
Alexander: I am going to have Lisa Caliber interview her next. This chick might rip my balls off and hand them to me. Sheesh.
(Alexander leaves the penthouse and heads off)
[end RP]
Alexander: Hey guys, Alexander Corvis here, and I am going to try to get an interview with EHWF’s newest Diva, Katrina Mazzarato.
(Then the door opens and a gorgeous female is there. Alexander’s jaw drops)
Female: Hey, who are you mooks?
(Alexander’s jaw is still open, and the female snaps her fingers in front of him. Alexander shakes his head)
Alexander: You must be Katrina Mazzarato.
Katrina: Yeah, that’s me, what you want?
Alexander: A bit of your time for an interview.
(Katrina looks at them up and down)
Katrina: Alright, come in, but don’ touch nothin’.
(They come in and Alexander looks around)
Alexander: Nice spread. You must make good money. You part of the mafia?
Katrina: Nah, just like to kick ass for money.
Alexander: Right, now it says here that you go by the name, the New York Bad Ass Bitch. Why?
Katrina: I’d have to show you.
(Alexander’s mind wanders)
Katrina: Hey yo. You thinkin’ thoughts ‘bout me that you shouldn’ be thinkin’?
Alexander: N-no ma’am. You are gorgeous though.
Katrina: Yeah, so? You think I don’t know that? I scrapped with the best of ‘em, I am an equal opportunity ass kicker. I will kick male and female ass, and I am going to kick yours if you don’ stop fantasizin’ about me.
(Alexander shakes his head)
Alexander: Sorry.
Katrina: Yeah whatever. Next Question. You lucky I am letting you stay for this interview.
Alexander: Right. Um, let’s see. You came out to the ring, and said to Corey Stevens and his crew that you were going to be the tag partner of Rick Man. Are you really going to team with him?
Katrina: Got a problem with that?
Alexander: No but….
Katrina: You see, I see somethin’ in Rick Man. Real potential. Before his little girlfriend gets her knickers in a twist, I ain’ going to take her man from her. I ain’ like that. Alex, Rick Man needs back up, and I am just the woman to back him up. If Corey Stevens and his band of mooks want to step up and be men, ‘cause all I see are little boys, but they wanna step up and man up, then they can, and I can show ‘em what the New York Bad Ass Bitch is all about. Any more stupid questions?
Alexander: No ma’am. That’s all I got.
Katrina: Good. You can get out of here before I have you fantasize my foot up your ass.
Alexander: Yes ma’am.
(Alexander leaves)
Alexander: I am going to have Lisa Caliber interview her next. This chick might rip my balls off and hand them to me. Sheesh.
(Alexander leaves the penthouse and heads off)
[end RP]