Post by Rissi on Jun 28, 2013 9:09:56 GMT -5
Albanian Revengance Part IV
Michael Rissi
I agree, I was surprised Thor would actually send RNRG after us. He’s done now though and Wilson dumped him in a gutter somewhere. I’m sure he slept off the beating and is going to return to tell Thor of his humiliating loss.
Joanna Isabella
Amanda said that he had a giant hatchet and he almost cut all three of you up. You need to be more damn careful.
Michael Rissi
I am careful. I embody carefulness but the reality is that John Swaggah took everything from Thor and Thor blames me for it. Thor also hates the fact that he can never be as good as me so he has taken it upon himself to try and destroy me for those reasons. I don’t know where he is. He could be back in the states or still held up somewhere in Albania. If I knew where he was I’d put a stop to him now but it looks as if he still wants me dead.
We see Rissi and Joanna walking side by side down the path of a busy waterfront dock with much activity among the community. Kids are running around the area, families are having a day out, there is boating and many restaurants around as well as the dock activity.
Joanna Isabella
You don’t know where he is? Perhaps I can help you out, do some research and homework to see if we can find him.
Michael Rissi
Maybe.... Just maybe. If you could find him then this would all go a lot easier but until then it looks like I’m going to have to watch my back and keep beating up vampires and vampire employed goons.
Joanna looks up and goes to smile back at Rissi but a figure steps in front of them and it breaks her concentration as they both focus their attention to the individual in front of them.
Michael Rissi
What the fu...
A man dressed like a clown with face paint and clown clothes faces both Rissi and Joanna. Rissi takes a step back as he comes to a realization of who it is. The one thing that stands out on the clown is the futuristic cannon type device that is mounted to his hand and forearm. The cannon illuminates and comes to life.
Rockin’ Lunatic
Hello Rissi... Ready to die in the name of evil vampire lord Thor today!?
Michael Rissi
Rockin’... They sent you? That’s almost as sad as sending RNRG to do a mans job… First they send an idiot to get the job done now they send a clown? Has Thor really let himself go that much?
Rissi totally neglects the high powered weapon that has been mounted onto Rockin’s forearm. Joanna fixes her gaze onto it and studies it.
Joanna Isabella
Michael... Don’t, that thing looks dangerous…
Rissi finally notices the cannon.
Michael Rissi
What are you going to do with that sweetheart? Light my cigarette?
Rockin’ grows angry and points the cannon straight out at Rissi!
Rockin’ Lunatic
Plasma Cannon!
A massive beam shoots out at Rissi. Rissi pushes Joanna out of the way. He ducks the beam and runs at Rockin. Rissi connects to Rockin’s jaw with a huge punch! Rockin smacks Rissi in the head with the cannon and then points it right at Rissi’s head. Joanna runs up and kicks the cannon and when it fires it narrowly misses Rissi and instead fires into a building. People start screaming and running away from the scene. Chaos takes hold as civilians run for their lives.
Michael Rissi
Sonic Boom!
A massive gust of wind hits Rockin’ in the chest but Rockin’ lands on his feet surprising Rissi.
Rockin’ Lunatic
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Rockin’ shoots a couple more beams at Rissi and Joanna and they barely dodge them. Rissi is exsasted from fighting and running from the plasma cannon but he cant get close to Rockin’. Out of nowhere Rockin’ pulls out a unicycle from his clown pants and gets on it. The unicycle revs up and Rockin’ tries to run down Rissi but Rissi jumps out of the way!
Michael Rissi
Damn clown! Joanna, get out of here!
Joanna jumps up and hits a flying kick right into Rockin’s face. Rockin’ takes it and knocks her down to the ground. She takes her time getting up and Rockin’ points the cannon at her. Rissi dives on Rockin’ and fights with him but Rockin’s clown skills are superior to Rissi’s clown skills so Rissi falls off of the unicycle. Rockin’ turns around as his unicycle revs up. He speeds up to Rissi who is slowly getting up from the ground. Rockin’ goes to run him down.
Rockin’ Lunatic
Prepare to die in the name of Thor I release you from life Rissi!
Just before Rockin gets to run Rissi down a knife flies out of nowhere and it pierces the unicycle’s tire! Rockin’ loses control of it and flies off of it, sending him crashing face first into the pavement. Rissi looks up at where the knife that saved his life came from. He sees a man standing on the roof of a hotdog stand in a leather jacket looking off out into the water.
Michael Rissi
Jason! About time you showed up.
Rissi grins at Dave as Dave smiles back and leaps off the stand onto the path next to Rissi.
Jason Dave
You know me. I can’t resist stomping out vampires and losers. Plus it looked like you needed some help.
Michael Rissi
Well, maybe a little.
Rockin’ grows into a rage as he starts rapidly firing beams from his plasma cannon everywhere. Rissi and Dave leap behind a dumpster and hide there with Joanna. The three duck down as Rockin’ fires all over the place in a rage creating explosions and fire all over the place.
Jason Dave
We can’t get to him as long as he’s firing that damn cannon and has all those clown tricks up his sleeve. We can’t beat him like this.
Michael Rissi
I think I know what you’re getting at.
Joanna grabs onto Rissi.
Joanna Isabella
I’m helping you guys too.
Michael Rissi
No it’s too dangerous! Wait here; we need to get that cannon off of him. We’ll handle this.
Joanna looks into Rissi’s eyes, explosions still going on behind them.
Joanna Isabella
I need to help. Trust me, we can do this together. Please!
Michael Rissi
Fine... Just be careful… Are you guys ready?
Dave nods.
Jason Dave
As ready as I’ll ever be... Lets do it!
Jason Dave
Dave!
Michael Rissi
Rissi!
Joanna Isabella
Joanna!
Boss #2: Rockin’ Lunatic
Rockin’ tosses a capsule on the ground that starts growing around him. A small circus tent inflates around Rockin’ and the three all-stars run inside. Rockin’ was waiting for them and fires a few shots that Rissi and Dave barely dodge. Joanna floats forward and goes to kick Rockin’ but he swats her away with the cannon. Dave and Rissi descend upon Rockin but he takes some balloons out and floats them at Dave and Rissi. The balloons explode and send Rissi and Dave crashing onto the floor. Rockin’ goes to finish them off with the cannon but Joanna grabs it and wrestles Rockin’.
Jason Dave
We have to get that cannon away from him somehow. If we can get rid of the cannon then he’s just another gay clown.
Michael Rissi
First we need to get rid of this tent then we need to get rid of that cannon.
Rissi and Dave get up. Rockin’ swats Joanna away again and fires a shot at Rissi but Rissi dodges it and it hits the side of the circus tent. Dave gets Rockin’s attention and Rockin’ fires at him but Dave jumps over the plasma beam and the beam hits the other side of the tent. The tent then picks up in the wind and flies away, exposing the daylight again.
Rockin’ Lunatic
No! You fools are pissing me off now! I made Thor a promise that I would destroy him and I won’t fail him. Failure is not an option and I will call on my late clown father who died in the clown wars of ’77 for his help in this battle. YOU WILL DIE!
Rockin’ fires wildly with the plasma cannon, igniting the waterfront in flames and causing the three Rissi All-Stars to take cover once again. Rissi gets up and so does Dave. Dave lunges at Rockin’ but Dave gets winged with a plasma shot! Dave hits the ground, injured but Rissi takes advantage of the situation and springs into action.
Michael Rissi
Sonic Wind!
Rockin’ is thrown back into a food stand, smashing it. Rockin’ gets up hurt but goes back to firing shots all over the place.
Jason Dave
Have some fairy dust motherfucker.
Rockin’ Lunatic
Huh!?
Jason Dave
Stary Shot!
A flutter or bright stars hit Rockin’ right in the eyes. He loses track of his aim as he’s blinded. Rissi runs up and kicks Rockin’ in the chin at full pace! Rockin’ flies back and smacks into the pier hard!
Rockin’ Lunatic
Fuck! My fuckin eyes!
Rissi goes for another offensive maneuver but Rockin’ aims blind and fires on the ground next to Rissi. The shot sends Rissi flying. Another shot sends Dave flying and they both hit the ground hard. Rockin’ recovers some sight and he points the cannon at a defenseless Dave and Rissi ready to end them!
Joanna Isabella
Celestial Arrow!
A massive rush of light pierces Rockin’ and his eyes and mouth open wide in complete pain and amazement. Rockin’ flies back and hits a wall. He collapses to his knees, hurt and exhausted. With one final push of energy Rockin’ raises his cannon at Rissi and Dave who are getting up. Rockin’ fires but they jump out of the way. The beam hits the wall of a building and some of it reflects back. The beam bounces back and enters back in the cannon on Rockin’s arm. The cannon explodes and Rockin’ screams out in pain. When the smoke clears we see that Rockin’ is missing his forearm and the cannon has been completely destroyed. There are bits of arm and blood all over the place as Rockin falls to his knees on the pier, crying and screaming in pain.
Rockin’ Lunatic
My arm! Fuck my arm its gone! What have you animals done to me!? I can’t believe you! My arm is gone!
Jason Dave walks through the blood and flesh and grabs a tie on the pier. He ties it around a suffering Rockin then releases it. The rope takes Rockin’ high in the air then eventually plummets him into the sea.
Rockin’ Lunatic
Evil lord Thor I have failed you! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Jason Dave
Enjoy Atlantis motherfucker…
Rissi, Joanna and Dave look on out at the sea as the sun just now begins to set.
Michael Rissi
That was close. We should get back and make sure every things all right…
Rissi, Jason Dave and Joanna run off as we fade out from the scene.
Meanwhile
[/u]Michael Rissi
I agree, I was surprised Thor would actually send RNRG after us. He’s done now though and Wilson dumped him in a gutter somewhere. I’m sure he slept off the beating and is going to return to tell Thor of his humiliating loss.
Joanna Isabella
Amanda said that he had a giant hatchet and he almost cut all three of you up. You need to be more damn careful.
Michael Rissi
I am careful. I embody carefulness but the reality is that John Swaggah took everything from Thor and Thor blames me for it. Thor also hates the fact that he can never be as good as me so he has taken it upon himself to try and destroy me for those reasons. I don’t know where he is. He could be back in the states or still held up somewhere in Albania. If I knew where he was I’d put a stop to him now but it looks as if he still wants me dead.
We see Rissi and Joanna walking side by side down the path of a busy waterfront dock with much activity among the community. Kids are running around the area, families are having a day out, there is boating and many restaurants around as well as the dock activity.
Joanna Isabella
You don’t know where he is? Perhaps I can help you out, do some research and homework to see if we can find him.
Michael Rissi
Maybe.... Just maybe. If you could find him then this would all go a lot easier but until then it looks like I’m going to have to watch my back and keep beating up vampires and vampire employed goons.
Joanna looks up and goes to smile back at Rissi but a figure steps in front of them and it breaks her concentration as they both focus their attention to the individual in front of them.
Michael Rissi
What the fu...
A man dressed like a clown with face paint and clown clothes faces both Rissi and Joanna. Rissi takes a step back as he comes to a realization of who it is. The one thing that stands out on the clown is the futuristic cannon type device that is mounted to his hand and forearm. The cannon illuminates and comes to life.
Rockin’ Lunatic
Hello Rissi... Ready to die in the name of evil vampire lord Thor today!?
Michael Rissi
Rockin’... They sent you? That’s almost as sad as sending RNRG to do a mans job… First they send an idiot to get the job done now they send a clown? Has Thor really let himself go that much?
Rissi totally neglects the high powered weapon that has been mounted onto Rockin’s forearm. Joanna fixes her gaze onto it and studies it.
Joanna Isabella
Michael... Don’t, that thing looks dangerous…
Rissi finally notices the cannon.
Michael Rissi
What are you going to do with that sweetheart? Light my cigarette?
Rockin’ grows angry and points the cannon straight out at Rissi!
Rockin’ Lunatic
Plasma Cannon!
A massive beam shoots out at Rissi. Rissi pushes Joanna out of the way. He ducks the beam and runs at Rockin. Rissi connects to Rockin’s jaw with a huge punch! Rockin smacks Rissi in the head with the cannon and then points it right at Rissi’s head. Joanna runs up and kicks the cannon and when it fires it narrowly misses Rissi and instead fires into a building. People start screaming and running away from the scene. Chaos takes hold as civilians run for their lives.
Michael Rissi
Sonic Boom!
A massive gust of wind hits Rockin’ in the chest but Rockin’ lands on his feet surprising Rissi.
Rockin’ Lunatic
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Rockin’ shoots a couple more beams at Rissi and Joanna and they barely dodge them. Rissi is exsasted from fighting and running from the plasma cannon but he cant get close to Rockin’. Out of nowhere Rockin’ pulls out a unicycle from his clown pants and gets on it. The unicycle revs up and Rockin’ tries to run down Rissi but Rissi jumps out of the way!
Michael Rissi
Damn clown! Joanna, get out of here!
Joanna jumps up and hits a flying kick right into Rockin’s face. Rockin’ takes it and knocks her down to the ground. She takes her time getting up and Rockin’ points the cannon at her. Rissi dives on Rockin’ and fights with him but Rockin’s clown skills are superior to Rissi’s clown skills so Rissi falls off of the unicycle. Rockin’ turns around as his unicycle revs up. He speeds up to Rissi who is slowly getting up from the ground. Rockin’ goes to run him down.
Rockin’ Lunatic
Prepare to die in the name of Thor I release you from life Rissi!
Just before Rockin gets to run Rissi down a knife flies out of nowhere and it pierces the unicycle’s tire! Rockin’ loses control of it and flies off of it, sending him crashing face first into the pavement. Rissi looks up at where the knife that saved his life came from. He sees a man standing on the roof of a hotdog stand in a leather jacket looking off out into the water.
Michael Rissi
Jason! About time you showed up.
Rissi grins at Dave as Dave smiles back and leaps off the stand onto the path next to Rissi.
Jason Dave
You know me. I can’t resist stomping out vampires and losers. Plus it looked like you needed some help.
Michael Rissi
Well, maybe a little.
Rockin’ grows into a rage as he starts rapidly firing beams from his plasma cannon everywhere. Rissi and Dave leap behind a dumpster and hide there with Joanna. The three duck down as Rockin’ fires all over the place in a rage creating explosions and fire all over the place.
Jason Dave
We can’t get to him as long as he’s firing that damn cannon and has all those clown tricks up his sleeve. We can’t beat him like this.
Michael Rissi
I think I know what you’re getting at.
Joanna grabs onto Rissi.
Joanna Isabella
I’m helping you guys too.
Michael Rissi
No it’s too dangerous! Wait here; we need to get that cannon off of him. We’ll handle this.
Joanna looks into Rissi’s eyes, explosions still going on behind them.
Joanna Isabella
I need to help. Trust me, we can do this together. Please!
Michael Rissi
Fine... Just be careful… Are you guys ready?
Dave nods.
Jason Dave
As ready as I’ll ever be... Lets do it!
Jason Dave
Dave!
Michael Rissi
Rissi!
Joanna Isabella
Joanna!
Boss #2: Rockin’ Lunatic
Rockin’ tosses a capsule on the ground that starts growing around him. A small circus tent inflates around Rockin’ and the three all-stars run inside. Rockin’ was waiting for them and fires a few shots that Rissi and Dave barely dodge. Joanna floats forward and goes to kick Rockin’ but he swats her away with the cannon. Dave and Rissi descend upon Rockin but he takes some balloons out and floats them at Dave and Rissi. The balloons explode and send Rissi and Dave crashing onto the floor. Rockin’ goes to finish them off with the cannon but Joanna grabs it and wrestles Rockin’.
Jason Dave
We have to get that cannon away from him somehow. If we can get rid of the cannon then he’s just another gay clown.
Michael Rissi
First we need to get rid of this tent then we need to get rid of that cannon.
Rissi and Dave get up. Rockin’ swats Joanna away again and fires a shot at Rissi but Rissi dodges it and it hits the side of the circus tent. Dave gets Rockin’s attention and Rockin’ fires at him but Dave jumps over the plasma beam and the beam hits the other side of the tent. The tent then picks up in the wind and flies away, exposing the daylight again.
Rockin’ Lunatic
No! You fools are pissing me off now! I made Thor a promise that I would destroy him and I won’t fail him. Failure is not an option and I will call on my late clown father who died in the clown wars of ’77 for his help in this battle. YOU WILL DIE!
Rockin’ fires wildly with the plasma cannon, igniting the waterfront in flames and causing the three Rissi All-Stars to take cover once again. Rissi gets up and so does Dave. Dave lunges at Rockin’ but Dave gets winged with a plasma shot! Dave hits the ground, injured but Rissi takes advantage of the situation and springs into action.
Michael Rissi
Sonic Wind!
Rockin’ is thrown back into a food stand, smashing it. Rockin’ gets up hurt but goes back to firing shots all over the place.
Jason Dave
Have some fairy dust motherfucker.
Rockin’ Lunatic
Huh!?
Jason Dave
Stary Shot!
A flutter or bright stars hit Rockin’ right in the eyes. He loses track of his aim as he’s blinded. Rissi runs up and kicks Rockin’ in the chin at full pace! Rockin’ flies back and smacks into the pier hard!
Rockin’ Lunatic
Fuck! My fuckin eyes!
Rissi goes for another offensive maneuver but Rockin’ aims blind and fires on the ground next to Rissi. The shot sends Rissi flying. Another shot sends Dave flying and they both hit the ground hard. Rockin’ recovers some sight and he points the cannon at a defenseless Dave and Rissi ready to end them!
Joanna Isabella
Celestial Arrow!
A massive rush of light pierces Rockin’ and his eyes and mouth open wide in complete pain and amazement. Rockin’ flies back and hits a wall. He collapses to his knees, hurt and exhausted. With one final push of energy Rockin’ raises his cannon at Rissi and Dave who are getting up. Rockin’ fires but they jump out of the way. The beam hits the wall of a building and some of it reflects back. The beam bounces back and enters back in the cannon on Rockin’s arm. The cannon explodes and Rockin’ screams out in pain. When the smoke clears we see that Rockin’ is missing his forearm and the cannon has been completely destroyed. There are bits of arm and blood all over the place as Rockin falls to his knees on the pier, crying and screaming in pain.
Rockin’ Lunatic
My arm! Fuck my arm its gone! What have you animals done to me!? I can’t believe you! My arm is gone!
Jason Dave walks through the blood and flesh and grabs a tie on the pier. He ties it around a suffering Rockin then releases it. The rope takes Rockin’ high in the air then eventually plummets him into the sea.
Rockin’ Lunatic
Evil lord Thor I have failed you! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Jason Dave
Enjoy Atlantis motherfucker…
Rissi, Joanna and Dave look on out at the sea as the sun just now begins to set.
Michael Rissi
That was close. We should get back and make sure every things all right…
Rissi, Jason Dave and Joanna run off as we fade out from the scene.
Meanwhile
At an All-Star Pad.
Scott Wilson
We should get going Amanda, see what Rissi and Joanna are up to.
Wilson walks into the next room to find Amanda but instead comes face to face with EoB bounty hunter, Kail who snuck in using vampire stealth skills.
Amanda Maxwell
Did you say som... Ah!
Scott Wilson
Amanda, get out of here and find Rissi. I’ll take care of this gothic piece of shit.
Kail Etheniel
I didn’t come for either of you. Rissi is the one I want but since he’s not here. I’ll enjoy killing you slowly in the name of my great evil vampire leader and former lover Sah’ta Thor! Prepare to die Wilson.
Wilson puts up his fists. Kail reaches on his back and pulls out a sword.
Kail Etheniel
Samuriu!
Kail swings the sword around causing Wilson to have to erratically dodge it. The TV, furniture, vases and other fixings get sliced in half. Amanda jumps out of the way as Kail goes spastic. He swings at Wilson but Wilson ducks him and uppercuts him in the ribs.
Scott Wilson
You make me sick faggot!
Kail Etheniel
Die!
Kail kicks Wilson away. Kail lunches at Wilson to stab him in the chest with the sword but Wilson moves out of the way and Kail gets the sword stuck into the wall and cant remove it. Wilson takes advantage.
Scott Wilson
Wilson Kick!
Wilson jumps up, spins around and kicks Kail right in the jaw! Kail smacks into the wall. He pulls out some deathstars and throws them but only one of them cuts Wilson on the neck. Kail goes to jump Wilson but Wilson grabs his head and smashes it into the wall, breaking Kail’s nose and leaving a big dent in the wall.
Kail Etheniel
You will die!
Kail swings punches but can’t land one. Wilson starts hitting Kail in the head and face with a barrage of lefts and rights. Kail backs off to recover but Wilson goes for another Wilson kick. Kail ducks the kick and hits Wilson in the back of the head with a lamp! Kail goes to finish Wilson by breaking his neck from behind.
Kinley Beau
Aren’t you a little old to be dressing up like Dracula?
A throwing knife comes from the next room and slices Kail in the forehead. Kail starts bleeding profusely and stops as Kinley stands there with another knife ready to go. Amanda stands with her but Kail stops. Wilson gets back up to hit him but Kail reaches in his vest!
Kail Etheniel
Smoke Bomb!
Kail throws a smoke bomb and the whole area fills with smoke as Kail escapes. Kinely, Amanda and Wilson take refuge in the next room but Kail is long gone. Amanda sees Wilson is cut and goes to help him.
Amanda Maxwell
Scott, you’re hurt. Let me help you!
They move off to the bathroom.
Kinley Beau
Geez, hello to you guys too…
We fade out from the scene.
A Week Later[/u]
At Thor’s New Albanian Lab.
Thor is sitting on a lab chair in his new Albainan lab that he conned the village’s mayor into building him. He told them he was going to do research as to why Albania is such a shithole but instead is using it as a last ditch attempt to live out his evil means. The lab is old and dilapidated and isn’t well kept.
Sah’ta Thor
Hmm, it appears as if RNRG and Rockin’ have both forsaken me… Rockin’ and RNRG are nowhere to be seen for some reason and Kail cannot keep track of any of the Rissi All-Stars. I’m afraid it might be time to move onto my next plan.
A big figure emerges in the shadows, far bigger than Thor. We can’t see who it is but we can hear an inaudible voice.
You called for me master?
Sah’ta Thor
I fear that the All-Stars have grown wise to my plans and will be headed here soon. Don’t let them get close to me. When they get here you are to kill them all and bring me Rissi’s corpse. Understand.
I understand.
[b[The big individual walks off and closes the door behind him. Thor gets up and looks on the lab bench at what appears to be the skeleton of a robot that is still in construction. Thor looks up at it with great glee.[/b]
Sah’ta Thor
Soon I shall exact revenge and everything will be mine!
Muhahahahahahah Muahahahahhahah Muahahahahahha!
We fade out at the evil laughing of Thor.
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