Post by Rissi on Jun 30, 2013 0:40:50 GMT -5
Albanian Revengance Part Five
Darkness...
Danny Givens
There is sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are the messengers of overwhelming grief, of deep contrition, and of unspeakable love.
Pitch black darkness. Nothing is seen
Danny Givens
Rissi, the war has only begun. This is far bigger than you think it is... You are the one who has to stop the evil coming.
The voice echoes.
Danny Givens
This is more coming towards you all. This is more than you, more than Thor. Something shall be unleashed that only you're going to be able to stop...
A second voice, one that sounds much like Rissi's only deeper sounds.
Givens. We have to go. Leave him he will figure it out...
In the pitch black darkness two figures appear, floating in the air. One is Danny Givens and the other is an individual that bares a striking resemblance to Rissi yet it is not actually Rissi. Both of them look faded, almost like ghosts.
Dark Michael Rissi
He will figure it out Givens. The time hasn't come yet. Leave him now and save your energy for later. We must return...
Danny Givens
I understand.
Dark Michael Rissi
For now...
A bright light flashes as the two fade away.
Suddenly we're met with a different setting as Rissi jumps up as if he had a bad dream or something. We're in present day in a hotel somewhere in the states. Rissi looks shocked as he sits up from the sofa.
Kinley Beau
What's wrong with you?
Michael Rissi
Uh... Uh... Nothing must have dozed off and had a bad dream or something stupid like that. Nothing serious.
Kinley Beau
You didn't even look like you were asleep...
Michael Rissi
I... I must have been. Or maybe fighting trolls and clowns sent by vampires this past week has gotten to me? Haha...
Joanna Isabella
Yeah, maybe you need some rest. It's been a tough couple of weeks for all of us.
Joanna cuddles up to Rissi. She has a phone in her hand and a piece of paper that Rissi notices.
Michael Rissi
What's that?
Joanna Isabella
I think I found where Thor is hiding...
Kinley Beau
Wha!? How did you get that? That must be top secret information! How?
Joanna Isabella
Well it wasn't that hard actually. I got Thor's cell phone number and I went and called him. I said I was from AT&T and I needed to confirm his current address. He told me his address and I wrote it down. He's in a small village in Albania...
Kinley and Rissi are surprised.
Kinley Beau
He told you this? What an idiot! Well if that's where Thor is we need to get over there now and finish what we started.
Michael Rissi
I agree... If Thor is there then that's where we need to be. Swaggah is still under Turkish custody though so he can't just fly us there. We need to find another way there.
Jason Dave comes into the room.
Jason Dave
You guys found where Thor is hiding. Fuck yeah, let's get over there and kick some vampire ass! I'm sick of fighting clowns like last week, I want to make Thor cry like the little bitch we know he is.
Michael Rissi
I'll call my man Norigov up on the upper west side and he'll hook us up with some plane tickets to Albania. Anyone’s welcome to come but I don't expect fighting in that shithole of a country to be easy.
Jason Dave
Well I'm coming!
Kinley Beau
Yeah count me in should be fun.
Scott Wilson
I didn't fight all these faggots not to see Thor fly. I'm in...
Amanda Maxwell
I've been in the mood to throw around and beat up some vampire militants all week. I'm coming.
Joanna Isabella
And I'm coming too!
Rissi looks around at all of them and nods.
Michael Rissi
Then it's settled. We're headed to Albania to watch some vampire looking losers run for their lives then to make them squeal and cry like the bitches they are!
We fade out as the team comes together.
In Albania
A Few Days Later
There is a shit load of snow all over the place in a small, poor village in Albania. This is where Thor is now, this is where he has been exiled to and the Rissi All-Stars just landed.
Scott Wilson
What a shithole...
Jason Dave
Yes, it’s not nice. Personally I think I made the wrong choice by coming. The only reason I haven’t gone back to the states already is because I have to watch Thor die like a little bitch.
Kinley Beau
Stop complaining. We still have to actually find him. Has anyone seen any trace of that twilight loving weirdo?
As they walk through the snow-covered dump they look around at all of the little shacks and destroyed houses. Old people walk past, there are old burnt out Soviet tanks and cars all over the place and donkey seems to be the main mode of transport here.
Joanna Isabella
I think we should head for that big building off the side of the town in the distance there. Who knows, Thor could be there. This village isn’t very big I’m sure it wont take us long to track him down.
Michael Rissi
It’s so cold in this shithole though... Fine, we’ll head for that building and see what’s up but last I heard, he lost so much money that he was renting a shack off of an Albanian Slumlord.
The All-Stars walk up the path through the snow to where they believe Thor may be hiding. Suddenly a shadow stalks them and a big individual sneaks behind them. Kinley senses him and turns around alerting the others.
Kinley Beau
Oh my god! A snow ape!?
Scott Wilson
Snow ape? Nah that’s Scotty Paine...
The large apelike man with a long beard and swings a huge club with nails in it off of his shoulder and down into the snow. He laughs, spitting all over the place. He speaks with a deep voice but his speech whistles as his missing teeth hinder the clarity of his tone.
Scotty Paine
Haha…Well, Rissi All-Stars… It looks like you got further than evil lord Thor thought you would. Master Thor has instructed me to not allow you to go any further though. Too bad you had to come all this way just to die!
Michael Rissi
Scotty you little dick suck.... Why are you still alive, you should have died a long time ago but it appears as if you’ve weaseled your way out of every time judgment has been put upon you? Well, that mistake is going to be corrected today when we leave you in the snow to freeze to death.
Scotty Paine
See that’s where you’re wrong Rissi. I may be dirty, I may be poor, I may be old, I may be impotent and I may be stupid but I am not a coward!
Scott Wilson
You are a coward...
Michael Rissi
You chose to come and fight us Paine so I’ll give you that, but you won’t stop us... Thor is as good as dead and if you get in our way then you’ll join him.
Paine raises his club high in the air and Rissi gets ready to fight but Dave steps in front of him and puts his arm out in front of the All-Stars.
Jason Dave
Rissi. We didn’t come this far to fail. I don’t want Thor to get away seeing as it appears he knows we’re here. You can’t afford to waste any time on a piece of animal shit like Scotty Paine. We’ll handle this, you guys find Thor before he thinks about evading us.
Scott Wilson
Yeah, you find Thor and fuck him up and we’ll take care of this piece of scum. Just watch out for Thor and his homosexual vampire sex toys!
Rissi looks as if he’s about to disagree with them but he looks off at the building in the distance and nods. Rissi gets up and begins to follow the path.
Michael Rissi
We’ll head for Thor. You two be careful and hurry up with this loser.
Rissi, Amanda, Joanna and Kinley run away up the path. Scotty goes to stop them but Wilson and Dave stand in front of him.
Scotty Paine
Haha! No matter. It won’t take me long to kill all of you and when I do I’ll kill your little friends as well. Are you prepared to die?!
Jason Dave
Dave!
Scott Wilson
Wilson!
Scotty Paine’s rage grows. He leaps high into the air and slams his club down but Wilson and Dave jump out of the way. They try to jump Paine but Wilson gets swatted away and so does Dave. They hit the snow and Paine rages like a homeless freak!. Paine brings the club down and Dave has a hard time avoiding each swing.
Scotty Paine
Die Motherfucker Die!
Wilson comes up behind Scotty Paine and kicks him in the back of the head.
Scott Wilson
Wilson Kick!
Paine falls in the snow hurt but he gets up and hits Wilson with the club, sending Wilson flying through the window of a shack. Paine turns at Dave and swings his club but Dave dives out of the way and Paine hits a bicycle on the sidewalk instead. The bike explodes and goes up in flames! Dave jumps up on Paine’s club and knees him in the face! Wilson gets back up and smashes a chair he found inside the shack over Paine’s back!
Scotty Paine
Argh! You fools know that I planned to inappropriately touch your deceased bodies after I killed you didn’t you?! That’s why you’re resisting death so much. Well you cannot avoid the impending wrath of evil vampire lord Thor!
Dave lunges at Scotty Paine but Paine hits him with the club and Dave is sent flying into the snow. Wilson comes up behind Paine and starts hitting him with lefts and rights. Paine backs off and hits Wilson with the club, sending Wilson flying as well.
Scotty Paine
Die Motherfucker Die! Are you proud of me now master Thor… Please Love ME!
Paine sees a helpless Jason Dave on the ground and approaches him ominously. Paine raises the club to finish Dave but Dave summons some energy.
Jason Dave
Stary Shot!
Dave blinds Paine for a split second. Wilson comes up behind Paine and hits Paine in the back of the head with a massive Wilson Kick!
Scott Wilson
Wilson Kick!
Paine takes the massive kick to the head and yells in pain as he drops the club. Dave analyses the situation and leaps up.
Jason Dave
Galaxy Boot!
Dave desends down and kicks Scotty Paine right in the face. He kicks him so hard in fact that Paine’s lips tear off from his cheeks and half of his head flops off. Dave lands back on the ground next to Wilson as Paine’s head flops back and forth and blood starts flowing like a fountain everywhere. Paine drops to his knees and falls face down into the snow. The snow gets a crimson tinge in colour at the amount of blood Paine expends. Paine twitches as Dave turns away.
Jason Dave
Hmph…
Snow starts to build up on Paine’s twitching body. Wilson and Dave look at each other as they race up the path leaving Paine face down in the red snow. We fade out as the two All-Stars make the dash up the path.
Meanwhile
[/u]Darkness...
Danny Givens
There is sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are the messengers of overwhelming grief, of deep contrition, and of unspeakable love.
Pitch black darkness. Nothing is seen
Danny Givens
Rissi, the war has only begun. This is far bigger than you think it is... You are the one who has to stop the evil coming.
The voice echoes.
Danny Givens
This is more coming towards you all. This is more than you, more than Thor. Something shall be unleashed that only you're going to be able to stop...
A second voice, one that sounds much like Rissi's only deeper sounds.
Givens. We have to go. Leave him he will figure it out...
In the pitch black darkness two figures appear, floating in the air. One is Danny Givens and the other is an individual that bares a striking resemblance to Rissi yet it is not actually Rissi. Both of them look faded, almost like ghosts.
Dark Michael Rissi
He will figure it out Givens. The time hasn't come yet. Leave him now and save your energy for later. We must return...
Danny Givens
I understand.
Dark Michael Rissi
For now...
A bright light flashes as the two fade away.
Suddenly we're met with a different setting as Rissi jumps up as if he had a bad dream or something. We're in present day in a hotel somewhere in the states. Rissi looks shocked as he sits up from the sofa.
Kinley Beau
What's wrong with you?
Michael Rissi
Uh... Uh... Nothing must have dozed off and had a bad dream or something stupid like that. Nothing serious.
Kinley Beau
You didn't even look like you were asleep...
Michael Rissi
I... I must have been. Or maybe fighting trolls and clowns sent by vampires this past week has gotten to me? Haha...
Joanna Isabella
Yeah, maybe you need some rest. It's been a tough couple of weeks for all of us.
Joanna cuddles up to Rissi. She has a phone in her hand and a piece of paper that Rissi notices.
Michael Rissi
What's that?
Joanna Isabella
I think I found where Thor is hiding...
Kinley Beau
Wha!? How did you get that? That must be top secret information! How?
Joanna Isabella
Well it wasn't that hard actually. I got Thor's cell phone number and I went and called him. I said I was from AT&T and I needed to confirm his current address. He told me his address and I wrote it down. He's in a small village in Albania...
Kinley and Rissi are surprised.
Kinley Beau
He told you this? What an idiot! Well if that's where Thor is we need to get over there now and finish what we started.
Michael Rissi
I agree... If Thor is there then that's where we need to be. Swaggah is still under Turkish custody though so he can't just fly us there. We need to find another way there.
Jason Dave comes into the room.
Jason Dave
You guys found where Thor is hiding. Fuck yeah, let's get over there and kick some vampire ass! I'm sick of fighting clowns like last week, I want to make Thor cry like the little bitch we know he is.
Michael Rissi
I'll call my man Norigov up on the upper west side and he'll hook us up with some plane tickets to Albania. Anyone’s welcome to come but I don't expect fighting in that shithole of a country to be easy.
Jason Dave
Well I'm coming!
Kinley Beau
Yeah count me in should be fun.
Scott Wilson
I didn't fight all these faggots not to see Thor fly. I'm in...
Amanda Maxwell
I've been in the mood to throw around and beat up some vampire militants all week. I'm coming.
Joanna Isabella
And I'm coming too!
Rissi looks around at all of them and nods.
Michael Rissi
Then it's settled. We're headed to Albania to watch some vampire looking losers run for their lives then to make them squeal and cry like the bitches they are!
We fade out as the team comes together.
In Albania
A Few Days Later
There is a shit load of snow all over the place in a small, poor village in Albania. This is where Thor is now, this is where he has been exiled to and the Rissi All-Stars just landed.
Scott Wilson
What a shithole...
Jason Dave
Yes, it’s not nice. Personally I think I made the wrong choice by coming. The only reason I haven’t gone back to the states already is because I have to watch Thor die like a little bitch.
Kinley Beau
Stop complaining. We still have to actually find him. Has anyone seen any trace of that twilight loving weirdo?
As they walk through the snow-covered dump they look around at all of the little shacks and destroyed houses. Old people walk past, there are old burnt out Soviet tanks and cars all over the place and donkey seems to be the main mode of transport here.
Joanna Isabella
I think we should head for that big building off the side of the town in the distance there. Who knows, Thor could be there. This village isn’t very big I’m sure it wont take us long to track him down.
Michael Rissi
It’s so cold in this shithole though... Fine, we’ll head for that building and see what’s up but last I heard, he lost so much money that he was renting a shack off of an Albanian Slumlord.
The All-Stars walk up the path through the snow to where they believe Thor may be hiding. Suddenly a shadow stalks them and a big individual sneaks behind them. Kinley senses him and turns around alerting the others.
Kinley Beau
Oh my god! A snow ape!?
Scott Wilson
Snow ape? Nah that’s Scotty Paine...
The large apelike man with a long beard and swings a huge club with nails in it off of his shoulder and down into the snow. He laughs, spitting all over the place. He speaks with a deep voice but his speech whistles as his missing teeth hinder the clarity of his tone.
Scotty Paine
Haha…Well, Rissi All-Stars… It looks like you got further than evil lord Thor thought you would. Master Thor has instructed me to not allow you to go any further though. Too bad you had to come all this way just to die!
Michael Rissi
Scotty you little dick suck.... Why are you still alive, you should have died a long time ago but it appears as if you’ve weaseled your way out of every time judgment has been put upon you? Well, that mistake is going to be corrected today when we leave you in the snow to freeze to death.
Scotty Paine
See that’s where you’re wrong Rissi. I may be dirty, I may be poor, I may be old, I may be impotent and I may be stupid but I am not a coward!
Scott Wilson
You are a coward...
Michael Rissi
You chose to come and fight us Paine so I’ll give you that, but you won’t stop us... Thor is as good as dead and if you get in our way then you’ll join him.
Paine raises his club high in the air and Rissi gets ready to fight but Dave steps in front of him and puts his arm out in front of the All-Stars.
Jason Dave
Rissi. We didn’t come this far to fail. I don’t want Thor to get away seeing as it appears he knows we’re here. You can’t afford to waste any time on a piece of animal shit like Scotty Paine. We’ll handle this, you guys find Thor before he thinks about evading us.
Scott Wilson
Yeah, you find Thor and fuck him up and we’ll take care of this piece of scum. Just watch out for Thor and his homosexual vampire sex toys!
Rissi looks as if he’s about to disagree with them but he looks off at the building in the distance and nods. Rissi gets up and begins to follow the path.
Michael Rissi
We’ll head for Thor. You two be careful and hurry up with this loser.
Rissi, Amanda, Joanna and Kinley run away up the path. Scotty goes to stop them but Wilson and Dave stand in front of him.
Scotty Paine
Haha! No matter. It won’t take me long to kill all of you and when I do I’ll kill your little friends as well. Are you prepared to die?!
Jason Dave
Dave!
Scott Wilson
Wilson!
Scotty Paine’s rage grows. He leaps high into the air and slams his club down but Wilson and Dave jump out of the way. They try to jump Paine but Wilson gets swatted away and so does Dave. They hit the snow and Paine rages like a homeless freak!. Paine brings the club down and Dave has a hard time avoiding each swing.
Scotty Paine
Die Motherfucker Die!
Wilson comes up behind Scotty Paine and kicks him in the back of the head.
Scott Wilson
Wilson Kick!
Paine falls in the snow hurt but he gets up and hits Wilson with the club, sending Wilson flying through the window of a shack. Paine turns at Dave and swings his club but Dave dives out of the way and Paine hits a bicycle on the sidewalk instead. The bike explodes and goes up in flames! Dave jumps up on Paine’s club and knees him in the face! Wilson gets back up and smashes a chair he found inside the shack over Paine’s back!
Scotty Paine
Argh! You fools know that I planned to inappropriately touch your deceased bodies after I killed you didn’t you?! That’s why you’re resisting death so much. Well you cannot avoid the impending wrath of evil vampire lord Thor!
Dave lunges at Scotty Paine but Paine hits him with the club and Dave is sent flying into the snow. Wilson comes up behind Paine and starts hitting him with lefts and rights. Paine backs off and hits Wilson with the club, sending Wilson flying as well.
Scotty Paine
Die Motherfucker Die! Are you proud of me now master Thor… Please Love ME!
Paine sees a helpless Jason Dave on the ground and approaches him ominously. Paine raises the club to finish Dave but Dave summons some energy.
Jason Dave
Stary Shot!
Dave blinds Paine for a split second. Wilson comes up behind Paine and hits Paine in the back of the head with a massive Wilson Kick!
Scott Wilson
Wilson Kick!
Paine takes the massive kick to the head and yells in pain as he drops the club. Dave analyses the situation and leaps up.
Jason Dave
Galaxy Boot!
Dave desends down and kicks Scotty Paine right in the face. He kicks him so hard in fact that Paine’s lips tear off from his cheeks and half of his head flops off. Dave lands back on the ground next to Wilson as Paine’s head flops back and forth and blood starts flowing like a fountain everywhere. Paine drops to his knees and falls face down into the snow. The snow gets a crimson tinge in colour at the amount of blood Paine expends. Paine twitches as Dave turns away.
Jason Dave
Hmph…
Snow starts to build up on Paine’s twitching body. Wilson and Dave look at each other as they race up the path leaving Paine face down in the red snow. We fade out as the two All-Stars make the dash up the path.
Meanwhile
In Thor’s new Albanian Funded Lab.
Thor stares up at the robot in the center of the lab on a platform in construction. Thor looks at security monitors all around him and shakes his head as he looks at one showing a twitching and bleeding Scotty Paine in the snow. There is a odd colourful glow emitting from 7 chambers which house rocklike objects in them, placed around the robot.
Sah’ta Thor
Before this was amusing but now this is just getting annoying. Kail is nowhere to be found, he is probably still in The States looking for them. RNRG, Paine and Rockin’ have all forsaken me. Drake…
Drake Coleman
Yes lord Thor?
A large figure emerges in the shadows behind Thor.
Sah’ta Thor
I grow weary of these fools now. Don’t let them get to the lab. Defend me at all costs. Am I understood?
Drake Coleman
You are understood but if I may ask what are these gems you have here. Are they other machines of yours? I feel them emitting some kind of energy… What creates that glow?
Sah’ta Thor
Nothing but an old folktale story my friend. I have them here simply for luck. My grandfather told me the story of the Mayhem Gems. They are said to hold endless energy when brought together. So far they have proven to be useless but I have them here for luck and a sentimental value. The 7 Mayhem Gems. It was said that one who is pure of heart would be able to harness their true energy but all they are to me is useless rocks. I’ll sell them to the villagers after I kill the Rissi All-Stars anyway. Stupid fairytales…
Drake Coleman
If you say so. I’ll go and handle that situation of yours.
Sah’ta Thor
Do not fail me…
Drake walks out of the room but another short and fat man walks into the room and approaches Thor who doesn’t acknowledge him. Thor continues to look up at the robot. The man stands next to Thor.
Albanian Village Mayor
Mr. Thor. You promised us that if we gave you this lab you would do research to find out why Albania is such a shithole and so far all you have done is make weapons and robots. I am beginning to think you aren’t doing any research at all. Our citizens gave all of their money and assets so you could have this lab. I am sorry but I am going to have to shut you down. I am the only English speaking member of the community so they sent me to evict you from the lab.
Thor shakes his head. The mayor looks up at the gems glowing.
Albanian Village Mayor
The Mayhem Gems! But... Wha? Where could you have possibly gotten these? Mr. Thor you must vacate this building at once. You may lodge in your shake with your father for another day or two but we want you out of our village!
Sah’ta Thor
I’m glad I’m not the only one who knows about these gems but you people and your fairytales get you nowhere in life. You disgust me. I think I’ll stay here as long as I want thank you Mr. Mayor.
Thor pulls a handgun on the Mayor and the Mayor raises his arms in shock.
Albanian Village Mayor
Don’t please! I have a family! A wife! Kids! Please don’t do it!
Sah’ta Thor
Oh... you have a family do you? Good that will make this so much sweeter for me!
Thor fires a shot right into the Mayor’s chest. The Mayor starts bleeding and coughing up blood. He stumbles around and falls to his knees quickly crawling out the door.
Sah’ta Thor
Soon… Everyone will hail the evil vampire lord Thor! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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