Post by La Familia Gómez on Nov 9, 2013 0:05:36 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to another sure to be great edition of Friday Night Mayhem! I'm Steve White alongside Chuck Thompson as always and Chuck, we have some great matches set up for the week after Revenge!
Chuck Thompson: No doubt about that. With a main event of two top EHWF stars who are both undefeated. One of them will finally lose tonight, but who will it be? Wilmer Patacky versus Blaise. Both of them are eight and zero so far in EHWF and both of them look impressive every single week. No doubt they are both close to a big title oppertunity, but which one will it be?
Steve White: I don't know, but i am damn sure looking forward to that match! In my opinion, it is a Pay Per View caliber match so for us to have it as the main event on Mayhem tonight is just amazing! We also have Frank Finelli going one on one against Samantha Ferrari. Since coming to EHWF, Samantha Ferrari has pointed out Frank Finelli as her first rival. Why she chose to go after the Jr. Heavyweight Champion right away is still kind of confusing, but i wouldn't be surprised if it was all about the gold he holds.
Chuck Thompson: Well, if she beats him tonight she will face him again in a few weeks at Last Rites. That time it will be for the Jr. Heavyweight Championship, but yes. For tonight she has to actually beat him first. And how about the Mayhem World Champion, the King of EHWF! Black Man! He will be facing off against a living EHWF legend in Cody. After the amazing match Black Man had against David Arnold at Revenge, i'm looking forward to seeing him chalk up another win tonight!
Steve White: No doubt Cody is coming into this match as a big underdog, but i've been calling Cody's matches since 2008 and i've learned to never count him out of a match. He can shock us all and upset Black Man tonight and i think that would be great to see. In my opinion, Black Man shouldn't even be champion right now anyway!
Chuck Thompson: What?! What the fuck are you saying?!
Steve White: I'm saying that i don't think Black Man would have defeated David Arnold if it was not for Madison Murdock and Scorpion BOTH interfering in that match. It was complete bullshit and right now Black Man is lucky to be champion. In my opinion of course.
Chuck Thompson: Well you better keep that fucking opinion to yourself, Steve! Even though you are completely wrong in everything you just said, your opinion could still get you in trouble!
Steve White: Ugh whatever. Let's get the matches going.
The camera then pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand, ready to call tonights action.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a triple threat and is set for one fall!
David Arnold makes his way out onto the stage. He looks to his left then to his right at the entire crowd then walks down the ramp to a mixed reaction. He gets into the ring and waits for his opponents.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… David Arnold!
Kaz’s music hits as he walks down the ramp to a flurry of boos with the crowd throwing garbage at him and splashing him with their sodas. Kaz walks in with his barbwire wrapped steel chair and raises it in the air waiting for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next… Kaz!
The main lights in the arena go out as green and white strobe lights illuminate the stage area. "Fight Like This" by Decyfer Down hits over the PA System, the lights flashing in time with the guitar. As the first verse starts, the black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Electro can be seen walking out onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he yells and panders to the crowd. He repeats the process on the right side of the stage before walking back towards the ramp.
Stepping down the ramp, Silver slaps hands with as many of the front row fans as he can before sliding into the ring and jumping onto the top turnbuckle, taunting and pandering to the crowd once more. He jumps down and then walks towards the middle of the ropes, climbing on the second rope and throwing his arms out to his sides once more to the roaring approval from the crowd. He steps down and pulls his shirt up over his head before throwing it into the crowd as "Fight Like This" fades out of earshot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: And finally… The Hardcore Champion… Silver Electro!
DING DING DING!
The Bell rings and Silver and Arnold lock up. Silver knees Arnold in the gut then tosses him in the corner. Kaz runs up and hits Arnold with a big corner clothesline then Silver runs up and dropkicks Arnold in the gut! Kaz runs up and grabs Silver but Silver reverses his grip into a chicken wing hold. Kaz tries to get out of it but can’t and Silver unhooks him and knees him in the head. Kaz takes a step back and dashes at Silver but Silver ducks a clothesline from Kaz and when Kaz comes back Silver hits him with a big roundhouse kick! Kaz drops to his knees and Silver bounces off of the ropes, sprinting across the ring and hitting Kaz with a big dropkick to the face!
Steve White: Silver Electro taking it to Kaz right here and what an offensive front he’s putting on right now!
Chuck Thompson: Silver Electro just became the Hardcore Champion and he needs to prove himself here tonight that he won the title based on skill. He’s still fairly new to EHWF so a win here over David Arnold and Kaz would solidify Silver’s place as a serious competitor here!
David Arnold runs up behind Silver and low blows him. David and Kaz then lock up and Kaz hits him with a big scoopslam! Kaz picks David Arnold up and tosses him into the corner then starts hitting him in the face with hard right hands until Arnold gets out of it with a boot to Kaz’s groin! Arnold knees Kaz in the head and tries to go for a suplex but Kaz reverses it into a powerslam, planting Arnold hard down into the mat!
Steve White: From day one Kaz has had a checkered career here in EHWF and he’s faced some tough losses. He needs this win, if not it could be the end for Kaz!
Chuck Thompson: Kaz has had a string of losses because he’s just shit. He’s almost as shit as Johnny Rebel was, I hope Kaz is fired after this match because he just disgusts me!
Kaz once again picks up Arnold and this time hits him with a powerbomb! Kaz goes down to cover Arnold but Silver comes off of the top rope and drives into Kaz’s back! Kaz rolls around in pain and gets up only to get a kick to the jaw from Silver then gets clotheslined over the top rope as the fans cheer for the Hardcore Champion.
Steve White: Silver is back in this and he’s dominating the match right now! Silver really wants to win this one and looks like he’s going to do just that!
Chuck Thompson: This match is really heating up and it looks like Silver is in tight control but he has to worry about both David Arnold and Kaz at the same time!
Silver isn’t safe and gets a forearm to the back of the head by Arnold. Silver grabs Arnold and knees him right in the gut then headbutts him away. Arnold goes for the shock of fear but Silver reverses it and tosses Arnold into the corner then follows up with a knee to the head, followed by a big bulldog into the mat! Arnold rolls around in pain and Silver goes to pick him up but gets elbowed away. Arnold gets up and runs at Silver. Silver ducks a swing and Arnold goes for a lariat but Silver ducks it. Silver tries for another roundhouse but can’t get that either and Arnold takes advantage by booting him in the gut! Arnold grabs Silver and sets him up into position. Arnold goes for the Shock of Fear but Silver reverses it again this time into his Electro Shock finishing move! The fans cheer as David Arnold is out cold on the mat!
Steve White: David Arnold is down! David Arnold is down! He’s out and this one is over!
Chuck Thompson: Silver kick his damn ass Steve! Arnold is out cold! Silver, cover him quick! Get up and cover his ass right now!
Silver goes to pin the knocked out David but Kaz slides in the ring with his barbwire wrapped chair! Silver sees him and as Kaz goes to hit him, Silver dropkicks the chair right into Kaz’s face! Kaz goes down and drops the chair. As he’s getting up Silver boots him in the gut and hits him with the Electro Shock right onto the chair! Kaz is a bloody mess and Silver goes down and hooks his far leg.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The Hardcore Champion… Silver Electro!
Silver gets up onto the turnbuckle over his two defeated opponents and raises his Hardcore Championship in victory. The fans cheer for him as we fade out backstage.
We come into the back as Cody is walking through the hallway with a smile on his face, clearly mentally prepared for his encounter with the champion earlier tonight. He walks around the corner and from behind comes Jason Dave with a forearm straight to the back of Cody! Jason Dave starts stomping out Cody on the ground as hard as he can.
Steve White: By Gawd! Jason Dave has appeared backstage and he’s attacking Cody! Why is he doing this?
Chuck Thompson: Cody has a match later tonight! Get the fuck out of here Dave, you washed up prick!
Jason Dave picks Cody up from the ambush and smacks his head against the metal production boxes in the hall! Cody falls to the ground and Dave starts stomping on him again! From behind Mazzio runs in and hits Dave in the back of the head then grabs him and tosses him against a brick wall. Mazzio picks Dave up and tosses him against the metal boxes and Dave is able to roll away and escape from the hallway. Mazzio goes and helps a bleeding Cody up.
Domenic Mazzio: Cody! Are you ok?! What was all that about? We have to take you to the Mayhem doctor now.
Cody: NO! I will not die! I refuse to be taken advantage of! I don’t need a doctor, I’m going to the back and I’m going to get ready to beat Black Man – no matter what is thrown at me!
Cody pushes away and limps down the hallway as Mazzio watches on and shakes his head. We fade out to a commercial break.
We come back to the arena from commercial and we see Patricia Downs in the ring with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a divas match and it’s set for one fall!
Alice Knights music hits and she comes out onto the stage. She makes her way down the ramp and looks around as the climbs the steel steps to the ring. She gets in and looks around, waiting for the bell to ring and her opponent to come out.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Alice Knight!
The Lights inside the arena dim and 'Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy' performed by TaTa Young; The theme of Aubree Celeste blasts over the PA System. Much to the arena the crowd get to their feet to witness Your Sweetest Nightmare; Aubree Celeste make her way through the black curtain as the crowd begin to have mixed reactions a smirk appeared on the beautiful blondes face as she raised her hands up to ignore the comments that are being heard as she made her way to the ring walking up the steels steps and walking along the ropes as she climbs into the ring and walks to the ropes she looks out at the crowd as the crowd boo her she smirks blowing a kiss and turning her back on them as her theme fades out.
Patricia Downs: And her opponent… Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and Aubree and Alice stand across from each other. They circle around the ring for a moment before running up and locking up. Aubree quickly overpowers Alice into the corner and starts stomping her in the corner! Alice drops down and Aubree runs up and hits a bronco buster right on Alice! Alice is disoriented and gets up stumbling. Alice swings a few punches at Aubree but Aubree ducks the first two then blocks the third and follows up with a lariat! Alice goes down and the crowd cheers Aubree. Aubree picks up Alice and whips her against the ropes, when Alice bounces back Aubree hits her with a big powerslam, sending the crowd going wild!
Steve White: By Gawd! Aubree Celeste on another level here tonight putting out some amazing offense here! Aubree is taking no prisoners here tonight, trying to annihilate Alice right here!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree! Just look at here Steve! Look at this work of art! I must have her!
Aubree picks Alice up and drives her into the corner then picks her up and puts her on the top rope. The crowd cheers as Aubree goes up with Alice and grabs her. Aubree stands on the top rope with Alice but Alice tries to struggle back down. Aubree powers through and grabs Alice, slinging her arm over her back and standing on the top rope. Aubree lifts Alice up and hits her with a big Superplex as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Whoa! Superplex! Amazing! Alice must be in some serious pain!
Chuck Thompson: Did you see how good Aubree looked up on that top rope Steve?!
Fans: Ohhhh!
Both women struggle to get up after a moment but Aubree gets up first and hits Alice with a huge swinging DDT, devastating Alice's face straight into the mat! The fans cheer and Aubree goes over and covers her.
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ROPE BREAK!
Alice gets her foot up on the bottom rope. Aubree gets up and takes a breath. Alice gets up and gets booted in the gut by Aubree. Then gets tossed into the corner.
Steve White: Aubree is really starting to brutalize Alice here tonight. Aubree has been on an amazing roll ever since she returned here and Alice has had a dismal career here so far.
Chuck Thompson: Alice sucks Steve! She shouldn't even be allowed to be in the same ring as someone as skilled and as beautiful as Aubree!
Aubree starts hitting Alice with hard chest chops and the crowd starts counting along. Aubree grabs Alice and whips her into the opposing corner then follows up with a corner clothesline! Alice is exhasted and in pain and she rolls out of the ring. She starts limping up the ramp to a flurry of boos. Aubree rolls out of the ring, giving chase and the crowd's boos turn to cheers... Aubree grabs Alice from behind and tosses her in the ramp then picks her up and tosses into the apron then rolls her into the ring!
Steve White: Alice trying to get out of the match right here but Aubree not letting her! This ones really starting to heat up!
Chuck Thompson: What a great divas contest this has been. I love a good divas match and we've finally got one tonight after so long!
Alice crawls away and Aubree stops her but Alice pushes her away. Alice goes to roll out again but Aubree pulls her back in and picks her up, hitting Alice with a knee to the gut then gets bounced off of the ropes. When Alice bounces back, Aubree hits her with a big powerslam! Aubree then goes and climbs to the top rope, hitting Alice with a huge moonsault! The fans cheer as Alice rolls around in pain.
Steve White: What a move! Alice is done for! There's no way she can come back from this Chuck! Aubree is on another level!
Chuck Thompson: I don't know if there's even going to be left of anything of Alice to fire, Steve!
Alice once again begins to roll out of the ring but only gets to the apron where Aubree stops her once again. Aubree drags her into the ring and picks her up, hitting Alice with a suplex, finally putting Alice down. Aubree looks around at the continuously cheering crowd and signals for the end of the match.
Steve White: Aubree is signaling for the end here! She's calling for the Beautiful Goodbye!
Chuck Thompson: This match was over a long time ago but if Alice gets hit with the Beautiful Goodbye, then Alice will probably find the unemployment line right AFTER she gets out of the hospital!
Alice stumbles up slowly to her feet. Alice is groggy and doesn't know where she is. Aubree scouts her and lines her up. When Alice turns around Aubree runs up and hits her with the Beautiful Goodbye, taking Alice out! Aubree covers Alice and the crowd loves it.
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DING DING DING!
Steve White: She did it! What a contest!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner... Aubree Celeste!
Aubree Celeste gets up and raises her arms in triumph. Her music hits and she celebrates as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the backstage area and Alice Knight is storming out of the building crying and upset. She turns a corner to go to the parking garage but bumps into Nick Rissi. Neither say a word to the other, instead Nick offers a blue flower to Alice – just like he did to Blaise at Revenge. Alice knocks the flower away and storms off still crying.
We open back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic to announce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a triple threat and is set for one fall!
Majesty comes out as the fans pelt him with garbage. A single tear escapes his eye as he reflects on his failures while walking to the ring. He gets inside the ring and waits.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Majesty!
The lights begin to flicker as the mores code like opening of "Image of the Invisible" by Thrice starts so play. As the guitar hits, filling the arena, a blue and white light show starts on stage. Next come the vocals, and with it, Jackson Frost in his signature long black tights with the words "Frost" in white inside of a thick blue stripe down his right leg. Frost stops at the stage with smile on his face as he looks around at the explosive crowed as his secretary, Julia McKean, comes out from behind the curtain. The two of them walk down the ramp, Jackson more than happy giving high fives and raising his arms every now and then. As they get to the ring, He begins to run and slides in. The obviously annoyed Julia takes walks over to Jackson's corner as he hops onto one of the turnbuckle and lets out a huge roar. He then drops down and leans against the turnbuckle, resting his arms on the ropes as he waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next… Jackson Frost!
T.Q's music blast throughout the area as the fireworks begin to explode from the stage. T.Q comes out and begins to walk down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner, climbing on the middle rope and just looking out into the crowd.
Patricia Downs: And finally… TQ Smooth!
DING DING DING!
TQ Smooth runs in and clotheslines Majesty to the mat. Jackson Frost drops a massive elbow on Majesty and Smooth comes over and starts to stomp out Majesty. Smooth picks him up and tosses him in the corner then follows up with a big corner clothesline, Majesty cries in pain! Smooth grabs Majesty and hits him with a sidewalk slam! Majesty rolls around in pain but Jackson doesn’t let him rest and drops a big knee right on his face! Smooth then picks up Majesty and deals him a few right hands then hoists him up and hits him with the TQ Special as the fans cheer wildly!
Steve White: Majesty just got messed up! He got his ass kicked Steve! Wow what an ass beating that was! These fans loved it and so did I, that was great!
Chuck Thompson: Majesty is a good for nothing piece of scum! I hope he gets his ass fired Steve. Wh… Wait… I… Is Majesty crying on the outside?! He is! What a little bitch!
Majesty begins to roll to the outside and cries in pain, his tears slowly hitting the outside. Chuck Thompson takes his iPhone out and films it. Back in the ring, TQ Smooth and Jackson Frost both come into the middle of the ring and the two lock each other up. Jackson Frost then does something unexpected with a knee to the gut of the hall of famer! He stumbles holding his injured ribs and Jackson Frost begins landing shots across his back. Getting TQ to drop down onto the mat. Stomping into the mid section as if to try and make sure that he gets shots in as hard as he can. Frost drops a massive elbow right onto TQ Smooth and tries to control the match more and more.
Steve White: TQ Smooth needs to get up right now Chuck. Jackson Frost is really looking to make an impact and he’s been doing great. Majesty is a crying mess on the floor though.
Chuck Thompson: A very nice match up here tonight ladies and gents!
TQ tries to lift himself up into the corner and knees his opponent in the gut. He gets hit with a corner splash for his trouble! Jackson Frost begins landing punches in the corner on TQ's ribs and mid section and then begins to stomp on them as TQ sinks into the corner. He coughs violently and Jackson Frost begins getting boos from the fans who realize TQ is in trouble. TQ is laying in the corner holding his ribs in pain as Jackson Frost backs up taunting to the fans. Running in he lands another splash! This one causes TQ to stumbles.. Jackson Frost goes for Frostbite but can’t get it as TQ is able to counter it with a nice belly to belly! TQ grabs Jackson and hits him with a big suplex right onto the mat. Both men are hurt and tired and take a moment to recover.
Steve White: Now TQ starting to fight back. He’s been on a roll lately and has been impressive. A victory here would be great for TQ Smooth!
Chuck Thompson: These two guys are really tearing it up here tonight, what an amazing triple threat contest. Smooth, doing an amazing job. Frost, clearly proving himself tonight and Majesty… Well, I think he may have urinated all over himself on the outside. I uploaded the video of his tears to Youtube though Steve!
Steve White: Now that’s too much…
As TQ uses the corner to get up, Jackson Frost charges in and TQ moves out of the way! Jackson Frost goes head first into the ring post! TQ stumbles to his feet as Jackson Frost slowly stumbles back and TQ grabs him by his head and slings him as hard as he can back into the ring post! Jackson Frost falls to the outside. As Jackson Frost stumbles to his feet TQ grabs him by the hair and pulls him back in the ring. TQ goes to follow up with some offense but Jackson begins booting him wildly in the legs and midsection! TQ falls on the ropes and Jackson goes to attack him but TQ pulls the top rope down and falls to the outside!
Steve White: TQ Smooth acting quickly there! Great move by TQ. It looks like Jackson Frost got caught up on the outside but TQ has to also worry about Majesty who is climbing in the ring right now!
Chuck Thompson: Don’t touch him TQ! Majesty pissed all over himself! Don’t touch him you hear me!
Steve White: Eww…
TQ touches Majesty, grabbing him and hitting him with the TQ Special, knocking him out completely cold. TQ Smooth quickly goes and covers Majesty.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… TQ Smooth!
Smooth raises his arms in victory. Jackson Frost gets in, angry that he missed that quick opportunity. Jackson runs up and starts stomping out the already destroyed Majesty! Jackson continues this until Majesty is a bloody mess on the floor. The refs come and stop him as we fade out to the backstage area.
Backstage we see Scorpion walking down the hall with a big grin on his face. He continues walking until he reaches Mazzio and taps him on his back.
Scorpion: Mazzio… I’ve been watching you for a while. You’ve been on a roll – you’ve really been doing great. I’ve also heard what you’ve been saying… About beating Black Man for the EHWF Championship and bringing in a new generation and all that crap. Well, I don’t like it!
Mazzio: Well that’s too bad, because I will face Black Man and I will defeat him, no matter what.
Scorpion: That’s good, that’s a good attitude to have around here. Unfortunately I can’t let you do any of that… I’m passing you over for number one contender. I’m sorry, that’s just the way the cookie crumbles sometimes big man.
Mazzio: You’ve gotta be kidding me!? You’re just doing that because of your shitty little corporate alliance with Black Man and you know I’m the biggest threat around here!
Scorpion: That may be so but I really don’t give a shit because I do what I want. You’re not getting a shot until I say you get a shot. If you got a problem with that then you can go and fuck yourself…
Scorpion gives Mazzio the finger right to his face and walks off, leaving Mazzio shocked and angry that he’s not getting a shot he worked hard for. Nick Rissi comes into the angle from the side and Mazzio looks at him.
Nick Rissi: That sucks man… It really does… It’s all right though, I have a feeling that later on those assholes are going to get a shock, ya heard?!
Nick walks off leaving Mazzio more confused than before.
We fade back into the arena where Patricia is in the ring with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following match is set for one fall!
The song "Behind Blue Eyes" by Limp Bizkit begins to play over the PA system as Cody walks out onto the top of the entrance ramp. He's wearing a grey snow hat with a baby blue hoody and he poses before he begins to make his way down to the ring. He hits the fans' hands on the way down and slides into the ring. He shows off a little bit and then waits.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Cody!
“Radioactive” by Imagine Dragons hits the PA system as the fans stand to their feet and boo continuously as Black Man steps to the stage. Black Man acts like he is going to raise him hand to the fans, a very custom move by the veteran, but instead flips the fans off as he chuckles to him self. Slowly but surely Black Man proceeds down the ramp taking in the crowds reaction of hatred towards their once hero. As he reaches the ropes, he hops onto the ring apron and then under the second rope before stops in the dead center of the ring. Black Man taunts the fans in attendance and only laughs at their pathetic gestures towards him.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… The EHWF Champion… Black Man!
DING DING DING!
Black Man and Cody both walk into the middle of the ring and meet nose to nose. Cody slaps Black Man! The two begin trading huge haymakers and Black Man lands a kick to the left leg of Cody before landing a nice uppercut! Black Man whips him into the ropes and lands a nice running clothesline on Cody! Cody picks himself back up without much problem and now Black Man greets him with a second clothesline. Cody grabs Black Man by his arm as he gets back up and whips him as hard as he can! Cody catches him on the rebound and lifts him into the air hitting a big side slam!
Steve White: Black Man said that he will kill off the legend of Cody here tonight and that’s a bold statement but it’ll be hard for Cody to stay alive after he was ruthlessly ambushed by Jason Dave earlier!
Cody allows Black Man to get up then dropkicks him back down to the mat with a lot of force! Both men get back up and Black Man gets Cody in a head lock! Black Man whips Cody into the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Cody ducks it, coming back and hitting Black Man with a running forearm! Black Man gets up quickly and the two begin to trade big rights and lefts. Black Man takes Cody down and goes to ground and pound but Cody kicks Black Man straight into the head! Cody gets up and knees Black Man in the face then tries to cover him but Black Man kicks out instantly. Black Man hits Cody with a massive spinebuster to slow the whole match down and then drops a leg across Cody’s chest.
Chuck Thompson: Cody fighting it really tough here tonight. Only one man has defeated Black Man and that was Michael Rissi at Scars and Stripes. Cody’s legend is undeniable but if he’s able to knock off Black Man here tonight then there’s no stopping the legacy of Cody.
Cody and Black Man meet in the middle of the ring once again. The tie up doesn't last long as neither of them get an advantage. Black Man lands a nice and loud chop across Cody's chest, but he receives a forearm right back! These two begin trading blows again to the cheering fans. Black Man is the one who loses this contest thanks to the nice knee to the gut that quickly follows from Cody. Cody throws him into the ring ropes and catches Black Man and lifts him high into the air dropping Black Man chest first across the top rope! Cody grins from ear to ear as Black Man stumbles and is leaning on the middle rope. Cody knees Black Man right in the head and tries for a sunset flip but Black Man shoulder thrusts him! Cody coughs and holds his ribs and gets hit with a big Blackplex from Black Man. Black Man picks Cody up and starts hitting him in the ribs, trying to hurt him. Cody isn’t having it and boots Black Man straight in the groin, sending the fans cheering loudly. Cody then recovers in the corner!
Steve White: Cody can do it here tonight. He might be hurt after Dave’s ambush but the legend can pull it off here tonight, mark my words Chuck!
Black Man finds himself stomped by Cody! Cody picks himself up and Black Man dashes at him from the mat into a nice rib shot to Cody! Cody coughs in pain but comes back with a nice haymaker to Black Man’s head! Black Man groans and Cody begins to land multiple forearms to Black Man's back now! Cody runs into the ropes and Black Man catches him coming at him with a chop block in his right knee! Cody flips in the air from the impact and screams out loudly. Black Man shakes his head and looks at Cody who is trying to pick himself up. Black Man catches him on his way to his feet with a second chop block on that right leg! Cody yells in pain and Black Man scouts Cody! He pulls Cody by his hurt leg into the corner.! Black Man runs at Cody but Cody boots him in the face and runs at him, hitting Black Man with a spear of the Dragon, sending the fans leaping to their feet and cheering. Cody rolls over and covers Black Man!
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Steve White: What a series of events! Cody can get up and he can win this one but he cannot misjudge Black Man here. Black Man is the champion and he isn’t one to play with at all!
Cody picks up Black Man but Scorpion out of nowhere jumps up on the apron! Cody runs at the ropes to knock Scorpion off but Scorpion drops off and laughs at him. Cody turns around and Black Man takes advantage of the distraction, hitting Cody with the Black Stunn! Black Man covers him.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The EHWF Champion… Black Man!
Black Man and Scorpion begin to celebrate in the ring as Cody rolls out. They raise their arms in victory. Black Man goes to pursue Cody but Nick Rissi’s music goes off and both him and Scorpion stop in the ring as Nick makes his way out on the stage.
Nick Rissi: What’s up Blacky and Scorpeezy. How’re ya’ll doing tonight? I didn’t come out here to fight I just wanted to share something with you guys that you would want to know. It’s clear that I fucking hate you Scorpion and you hate me but in the end I’m a good guy. I still, even after everything between us… I still helped you out…
See I saw you having number one contender problems for that brainless ape standing next to you so I thought I’d help you out. I went to the EHWF Board and I gave them some ideas I had. Now, seeing as you dismissed Mazzio as the number one contender already, I doubt the board is going to let you dismiss whom I suggested to them since we’re so close to EHWF Last Rites…
The tron flickers on and we see a shadowy room with a bunch of board members at a large table. Their faces are obscured by darkness as once of them begins to speak – their identity completely hidden.
Mystery Board Member: Shururururururu! Black Man! Scorpion! It’s good to see you. Personally I thought that Mazzio was a go ahead and so did the rest of us here but you changed that. It’s true, so close to Last Rites we can’t be without a contender so Nick came to us and suggested an idea that we’re going to go with, Shurururururu. EHWF! BLACK MAN! Your Number One Contender at Last Rites will be… TQ SMOOTH!
The fans cheer.
Steve White: By Gawd! TQ Smooth! The new contender at Last Rites! By Gawd what a match that will be!
The tron flickers off and Nick Rissi laughs, leaving the scene back to the back. In the ring Black Man is pissed off and raging as he and Scorpion shout and gesture in anger! We fade out to a commercial as they both continue to yell.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall!
Let's Go All The Way by Insane Clown Posse starts to blast throughout the PA system. That's when the beautiful Samantha Ferrari is seen coming on out to wrestle. She has a beautiful smile on her face as she's seen walking on down to the ring. She gets inside of the ring and waves to the fans. She stands in the middle of the ring waiting on who'll she be facing.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, fighting out of London, England, standing at 5 feet and 10 inches tall and weighing in at 130 pounds, Samantha Ferrari!
As "Bad To The Bone" begins to play over the PA system, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echos with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment and then steps through the ropes and enters the ring. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for the bell.
Patricia Downs: And introducing her opponent, fighting out of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, standing at 6 feet and 6 inches tall and weighing in at 285 pounds, he is the Jr. Heavyweight Champion, Frank Finelli!
DING DING DING!
The match begins with Frank shakng his head at Samantha. She gets quickly annoyed by this motion and darts at Frank, catching him off guard. She smashes her elbow into his face and begins slapping and kicking him repeatedly. Frank falls into the corner for a moment, but quickly regains his composure and shoves Samantha hard. She falls to the ring mat and Frank walks over to her and throws her up on his shoulder. He runs and nails a powerslam! Samantha winces in pain and Frank goes for the quick cover. 1...2...kickout! Frank pulls Ferrari back up to her feet by her hair and throws her back up on his shoulder again, looking to do another powerslam. This time, however, she pushes off and when he turns around she slaps him right in the face! Frank takes a step back and she hits a dropkick! Frank falls back into the corner of the ring and Samantha runs at him, but he lifts her up over his head to the outside of the ring as she falls hard.
Steve White: Oh my! Frank just dumped Samantha Ferrari over the turnbuckle to the outside of the ring. It's not looking good for her so far.
Chuck Thompson: You see. This is why women should not be fighting men. Frank is clearly going to win this match.
Frank exits the ring to go after Sam. She sees him coming and quickly scrambles under the ring! The crowd laughs as Frank begins looking for her. She then climbs out the opposite side and comes up behind Frank and jumps on his back with her full weight in a monkey stomp. Frank is down as the referee is counting the two competitors out. Samantha pulls Frank back up and pushes him hard into the ring post. Frank falls back to the floor and Sam enters the ring. The referees count is up to six as Sam waits in the ring to see if Frank will be able to make it back in. He does at the count of eight. Sam hurries to not let him get back up to his feet though. She puts a headlock in on Frank, but he stands up with her latched to his back. She notices she is in a bad position and jumps off, her elbow smacking the referee in the mouth. He turns away and holds his mouth in pain.
Chuck Thompson: Did you see that?! She meant to do that! She is cheating right now!
Steve White: Oh come on, Chuck. That was clearly an accident.
Frank turns around and is kicked right in between the legs! The crowd makes an "ooh" noise as Frank's face twists in pain. Samantha Ferrari uses this as a perfect chance to nail her finishing move, The Ferrari Drive! Frank is down as the fans are shocked that she actually nailed the move. The referee turns around, his lip bleeding a little bit. She yells and he drops down for the pin. 1...2...kickout! Frank gets a shoulder up right after the referee counts two. Samantha screams in frustration. She begins climbing the ropes as Frank begins slowly climbing back up to his feet. She jumps off, looking for a cross body, but Frank catches her and slams her hard down onto the ring mat! He sits on his knees for a few moments to catch his breath.
Steve White: Frank just plowed Samantha into the ring mat right there.
Chuck Thompson: I will admit, she surprised me a little bit that she was able to hit her finisher on Frank, but it did not put him away and now he will win.
He climbs back up to his feet and pulls Samantha back up. He slams her hard down to the ring mat with a scoop slam. He then runs against the ropes and hits a big splash on Sam. She lays there, coughing, as Frank doesn't let up on the assault. He pulls her back up again and spikes her head right into the ring mat with a spike piledriver! He then signals for the end then pulls her back up once more. He nails her with the Finelli Fatality and goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, the Jr. Heavyweight Champion, Frank Finelli!
Chuck Thompson: I told you he would do it!
Steve White: That he did. However Samantha put up a good fight.
Frank is handed the Jr. Heavyweight Championship and he begins to celebrate his victory with it as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs standing inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand one more time.
Patricia Downs: The following contest will be a singles match scheduled for one fall and is our main event of the evening!
After the first guitar riff of the song, Blaise emerges from the curtains. The arena is swallowed is darkness. She doesn't exactly look pleased to be there from what everyone can see by the spotlight that is entirely focused on her because that's how things should be after all. Blaise turns and motions for someone to come forward and a large figure emerges from the back. It's Jax Jensen. He walks and stops behind her, towering over her small frame. He punches his fist into his palm with a foul look on his face. He's looking unhappy while Blaise smirks. It's clear that Jax is here to do more than just manage Blaise.
The brunette shoots one leg forward as she stands sideways, raising her arms slowly before deciding she doesn't need the fans approval and throwing her arms down with a face as sour as Jax's. Blaise begins to descend down the ramp, not bothering sparing any of the fans a glance. However, as she gets closer to the ring she walks closer to the fans as if she was going to hit one of their hands. However, that obviously doesn't happen. She raises her hand last minute and laughs at the sad expression the fan wears on his face. The fans boos grow louder as she mocks them. Jax walks to the side where the announcing table is and stands there with his arms crossed. Blaise walks to the right side of the ring and swings herself on the apron, shooting the crowd a glare. Before pulling herself up and climbing the turnbuckle. Blaise doesn't pose for the fans. She has no interest in what they want. She turns and sits on the turnbuckle, letting her legs swing as she awaits for her match to start with a small smirk on her lips.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, fighting out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, standing at 5 feet and 6 inches tall and weighing in at 135 pounds, Blaise!
"Satisfaction" by Benny Benassi begins to blare throughout the arena, as the fans are up on their feet. The titan tron lights up with yellow, and reads "The Wacky One" in bold, orange font. It then transcends into "Wilmer Patacky" in the same font. The crowd erupts with a mixture of cheers and laughter as Wilmer Patacky explodes from behind the curtain with a huge grin on his face. He is seen wearing his normal ring attire, which consists of his orange and yellow jester-style boots. He had yellow kneepads on each knee, with an orange W on his right kneepad, and an orange P on the left. His trunks were yellow with an orange broken heart on the crotch, and had an orange layout of a woman on the buttocks. His yellow elbow pads matched his kneepads with the W and P on each one. Yet, he was also wearing an orange viking helmet with yellow horns, and a yellow pair of aviators with orange lenses. Coming out behind him and standing to his left was his girlfriend, Jessica Lisle, wearing the Slave Leia bikini. He made sure to show off all of his pearly whites with that huge grin, as he threw his right arm up into the air, pointing at the roof with his right index finger, while also holding the chain to Jessica's outfit in his left hand. He began to stomp from the stage, down the ramp to the beat of the song. When the tempo drops for a moment, Wilmer freezes in place as he is at the end of the ramp, and also turns to give Jessica a quick kiss. He then begins to do a robot-type dance. When the beat of the tempo picks back up, he begins to stomp to the beat around the ring before coming across the steel steps. With each step up the steel steps, he brings his hands up above his head for a clap...you better believe it's to the beat of the song. Once he's on the apron, he pulls up on the middle rope while pushing down on the bottom rope so Jessica can easily step through them to get into the ring. Once she's in the ring, she grabs Wilmer's viking helmet and places it on top of her own head. Wilmer then takes off his custom made aviators, and tosses them to a kid sitting front row. He then grabs the top rope, pulls back, and then flips over the top rope, landing with a roll before leaping up to his feet and holding his arms out as if he were completing a magic trick while Jessica applauds him. Wilmer now walks over to a turnbuckle, hopping up onto the middle turnbuckle like it were nothing, and once again raises his arms out to his sides as if saying "ta-da!" Now Wilmer begins to raise each shoulder to the beat of the song, one after the other, while doing the same thing with his eyebrows. Before you know it, he jumps back, completing a backflip and landing with a bit of a hop in his step, and quickly blows a kiss to Jessica. Wilmer now moonwalks back into the turnbuckle opposite of the one he jumped off of, as "Satisfaction" begins to fade away...
Patricia Downs: And introducing her opponent, fighting out of Fort Worth, Texas, standing at 5 feet and 10 inches tall and weighing in at 175 pounds, Wilmer Patacky!
DING DING DING!
The match begins with the two competitors looking across the ring at each other, waiting for the other to make the first move. When neither of them budges, Blaise decides to start the match. She runs at Wilmer and almost catches him with a forearm smash, but Wilmer ducks it and rolls Blaise up quickly! 1...kickout! Blaise easily kicks out and Wilmer doesn't seem surprised as he nods at Blaise. The two lock up and Wilmer gets the upper hand, putting Blaise in a headlock. She pushes out of it and when Wilmer turns back around he is dropkicked right in the chest! Blaise then jumps back first onto the chest of Wilmer and goes for a quick pin of her own. 1...kickout! Wilmer hurries back to his feet and the two circle the ring a little bit more.
Steve White: A very back and fourth match right now, exactly what i was expecting to happen.
Chuck Thompson: Steve, usually i am against a man versus woman match, but these two are both so great i do feel that this match needed to happen.
The two come together again in the center of the ring and Blaise quickly knees Wilmer in the gut. He doubles over and she jams her knee right up into his face, knocking him off balance backwards. Blaise then runs at him and hits a swinging neckbreaker before hurrying towards the turnbuckle. She climbs to the top rope and waits for Wilmer to get back up to his feet. When he does, she jumps off, nailing a crossbody onto Wilmer. She stays on him for a pinfall attempt. 1...kickout! Wilmer kicks out right before the referee says two. She pulls him back to his feet, but he breaks her grasp and hits a dropkick of his own, sending Blaise falling backwards and down to the ring mat. Wilmer jumps on Blaise and puts her in a rear naked choke and the referee watches closely to make sure Blaise doesn't go out.
Steve White: This submission looks very tight right here. I don't know if Blaise will be able to get out of it!
Chuck Thompson: You're right, Steve! This could be it!
Blaise slowly begins fading. The referee picks up her hand and drops it once. The crowd begins cheering for Blaise to get out of it. He picks up her hand a second time and drops it! The crowds screams begin getting louder as he pulls her hand back up one last time. He drops it, but right before it hits the ring mat, she stops it! She suddenly comes to and rams an elbow into the side of Wilmer. Then another one. And one more! Wilmer finally breaks the submission hold and Blaise rolls off of him, catching her breath. Wilmer crawls back up to his feet at the same time as Blaise, holding his side from the hard elbow shots.
Chuck Thompson: They are both back up! She actually got out of that submission hold.
Steve White: Well, it is kinda surprising, but i don't count Blaise out. She is undefeated as well, ya know.
Blaise slaps Wilmer hard in the face and Wilmer stumbles backwards. She runs at him and spears him down to the ring mat and begins punching him in the face! Wilmer takes a few good punches, but is able to push her off. He attempts to quickly get back up to his feet, but she runs at him as he is getting up and knees him in the face! She jumps on him again and punches him a few more times in the face. He pushes her off once more and this time he is able to fully get back up to his feet. She runs at him again, but he quickly grabs her and nails a powerslam on her hard down to the ring mat! He rolls over onto his back and both stars are down as the referee begins counting them both.
Steve White: Could we be looking at a double countout here?!
Chuck Thompson: No! That can not happen!
1...2...3...4...5...6... They both slowly start to get up. 7...8... They are both now on their knees. 9... Both stars get up and Blaise throws a haymaker at Wilmer, connecting right to his face and knocking him back into the corner of the ring. She runs at him and jumps up on the second rope, smashing her knee right into his face! She grabs him by the head and runs, attempting a bulldog, but Wilmer finds it in him to throw her half way across the ring instead! She lands hard on her tailbone and Wilmer drops down to one knee to regain his composure. Once Blaise climbs back up to her feet, Wilmer runs at her and hits a spinning heel kick right to her face!
Steve White: What a back and fourth match this is!
Chuck Thompson: It's not that they are evenly matched, but they are both great in their own way. That is what is making this match so close.
Wilmer begins picking Blaise back up and she knees him right in the stomach. Wilmer doubles over and Blaise attempts a quick Soporose, but Wilmer reverses it just in time into a swinging neckbreaker! Wilmer shakes his head, trying to clear the cobwebs. He pulls Blaise back up to her feet and sets her up for the Lubrication Twist! She pushes out of it and hits a spinning back kick right to the side of Wilmer's face! He falls face first down to the ring mat and she sets him up and nails the Phoenix Splash! The crowd goes crazy as she goes for the pin! 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Blaise!
Steve White: She did it! Blaise did it! She is still undefeated!
Chuck Thompson: Great fucking match! Wilmer and Blaise both put everything out there and tonight, Blaise got it. Next time though, i think Wilmer will win it. But we shall see!
After the bell and the music, the PA system halts and the competitors look up as the tron flickers on. They all stand in silence for a moment before we see the shadowy board of directors for the second time tonight. One man approaches the screen but the shadows and darkness obscure our vision of him making his identity impossible to see.
Mystery Board Member: Shurururururu! What a match that was! That was truly amazing to watch, you should both be very proud of yourselves! Earlier in the night I made an announcement that I believe Black Man wasn’t too happy with. Well I, along with the other board of members are here to make EVERYONE happy. Nick Rissi gave us another idea while we were talking to him on Skype and we think we can implement this one very well… At EHWF Last Rites, it’s going to be TQ Smooth vs. Black Man for the EHWF Championship! BUT! With this new idea we made a quick change to that! At Last Rites its going to be TQ Smooth vs. Black Man vs. Wilmer Patacky for the EHWF Championship!
The fans go wild. Wilmer is shocked and Blaise rolls her eyes. Wilmer begins to back up the ramp, standing as the fans cheer for this announcement. The board member begins to speak once again.
Mystery Board Member: Shurururururu! Wilmer defeated David Arnold 3 times so he also deserves an opportunity at Last Rites! As for you Blaise, don’t think you’re going home empty handed… You have a title shot coming your want in the future as well… For now though, TQ Smooth vs. Wilmer Patacky vs. Black Man will happen at Last Rites and as all of you know, at Last Rites – every match must have a stipulation… In the coming week a stipulation will be chosen for this amazing match so stay tuned!
The fans cheer and the roof almost goes off the arena in excitement. Wilmer is In shock as he backs up the ramp holding his ribs.
Steve White: By Gawd! By Gawd! What a match set for EHWF Last Rites! Wilmer and TQ must be very happy men! Black Man… Not so much! This is amazing!
Blaise leans on the ropes with a complicated expression on her face as we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to another sure to be great edition of Friday Night Mayhem! I'm Steve White alongside Chuck Thompson as always and Chuck, we have some great matches set up for the week after Revenge!
Chuck Thompson: No doubt about that. With a main event of two top EHWF stars who are both undefeated. One of them will finally lose tonight, but who will it be? Wilmer Patacky versus Blaise. Both of them are eight and zero so far in EHWF and both of them look impressive every single week. No doubt they are both close to a big title oppertunity, but which one will it be?
Steve White: I don't know, but i am damn sure looking forward to that match! In my opinion, it is a Pay Per View caliber match so for us to have it as the main event on Mayhem tonight is just amazing! We also have Frank Finelli going one on one against Samantha Ferrari. Since coming to EHWF, Samantha Ferrari has pointed out Frank Finelli as her first rival. Why she chose to go after the Jr. Heavyweight Champion right away is still kind of confusing, but i wouldn't be surprised if it was all about the gold he holds.
Chuck Thompson: Well, if she beats him tonight she will face him again in a few weeks at Last Rites. That time it will be for the Jr. Heavyweight Championship, but yes. For tonight she has to actually beat him first. And how about the Mayhem World Champion, the King of EHWF! Black Man! He will be facing off against a living EHWF legend in Cody. After the amazing match Black Man had against David Arnold at Revenge, i'm looking forward to seeing him chalk up another win tonight!
Steve White: No doubt Cody is coming into this match as a big underdog, but i've been calling Cody's matches since 2008 and i've learned to never count him out of a match. He can shock us all and upset Black Man tonight and i think that would be great to see. In my opinion, Black Man shouldn't even be champion right now anyway!
Chuck Thompson: What?! What the fuck are you saying?!
Steve White: I'm saying that i don't think Black Man would have defeated David Arnold if it was not for Madison Murdock and Scorpion BOTH interfering in that match. It was complete bullshit and right now Black Man is lucky to be champion. In my opinion of course.
Chuck Thompson: Well you better keep that fucking opinion to yourself, Steve! Even though you are completely wrong in everything you just said, your opinion could still get you in trouble!
Steve White: Ugh whatever. Let's get the matches going.
The camera then pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand, ready to call tonights action.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a triple threat and is set for one fall!
David Arnold makes his way out onto the stage. He looks to his left then to his right at the entire crowd then walks down the ramp to a mixed reaction. He gets into the ring and waits for his opponents.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… David Arnold!
Kaz’s music hits as he walks down the ramp to a flurry of boos with the crowd throwing garbage at him and splashing him with their sodas. Kaz walks in with his barbwire wrapped steel chair and raises it in the air waiting for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next… Kaz!
The main lights in the arena go out as green and white strobe lights illuminate the stage area. "Fight Like This" by Decyfer Down hits over the PA System, the lights flashing in time with the guitar. As the first verse starts, the black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Electro can be seen walking out onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he yells and panders to the crowd. He repeats the process on the right side of the stage before walking back towards the ramp.
Stepping down the ramp, Silver slaps hands with as many of the front row fans as he can before sliding into the ring and jumping onto the top turnbuckle, taunting and pandering to the crowd once more. He jumps down and then walks towards the middle of the ropes, climbing on the second rope and throwing his arms out to his sides once more to the roaring approval from the crowd. He steps down and pulls his shirt up over his head before throwing it into the crowd as "Fight Like This" fades out of earshot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: And finally… The Hardcore Champion… Silver Electro!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Silver Electro vs. David Arnold vs. Kaz
The Bell rings and Silver and Arnold lock up. Silver knees Arnold in the gut then tosses him in the corner. Kaz runs up and hits Arnold with a big corner clothesline then Silver runs up and dropkicks Arnold in the gut! Kaz runs up and grabs Silver but Silver reverses his grip into a chicken wing hold. Kaz tries to get out of it but can’t and Silver unhooks him and knees him in the head. Kaz takes a step back and dashes at Silver but Silver ducks a clothesline from Kaz and when Kaz comes back Silver hits him with a big roundhouse kick! Kaz drops to his knees and Silver bounces off of the ropes, sprinting across the ring and hitting Kaz with a big dropkick to the face!
Steve White: Silver Electro taking it to Kaz right here and what an offensive front he’s putting on right now!
Chuck Thompson: Silver Electro just became the Hardcore Champion and he needs to prove himself here tonight that he won the title based on skill. He’s still fairly new to EHWF so a win here over David Arnold and Kaz would solidify Silver’s place as a serious competitor here!
David Arnold runs up behind Silver and low blows him. David and Kaz then lock up and Kaz hits him with a big scoopslam! Kaz picks David Arnold up and tosses him into the corner then starts hitting him in the face with hard right hands until Arnold gets out of it with a boot to Kaz’s groin! Arnold knees Kaz in the head and tries to go for a suplex but Kaz reverses it into a powerslam, planting Arnold hard down into the mat!
Steve White: From day one Kaz has had a checkered career here in EHWF and he’s faced some tough losses. He needs this win, if not it could be the end for Kaz!
Chuck Thompson: Kaz has had a string of losses because he’s just shit. He’s almost as shit as Johnny Rebel was, I hope Kaz is fired after this match because he just disgusts me!
Kaz once again picks up Arnold and this time hits him with a powerbomb! Kaz goes down to cover Arnold but Silver comes off of the top rope and drives into Kaz’s back! Kaz rolls around in pain and gets up only to get a kick to the jaw from Silver then gets clotheslined over the top rope as the fans cheer for the Hardcore Champion.
Steve White: Silver is back in this and he’s dominating the match right now! Silver really wants to win this one and looks like he’s going to do just that!
Chuck Thompson: This match is really heating up and it looks like Silver is in tight control but he has to worry about both David Arnold and Kaz at the same time!
Silver isn’t safe and gets a forearm to the back of the head by Arnold. Silver grabs Arnold and knees him right in the gut then headbutts him away. Arnold goes for the shock of fear but Silver reverses it and tosses Arnold into the corner then follows up with a knee to the head, followed by a big bulldog into the mat! Arnold rolls around in pain and Silver goes to pick him up but gets elbowed away. Arnold gets up and runs at Silver. Silver ducks a swing and Arnold goes for a lariat but Silver ducks it. Silver tries for another roundhouse but can’t get that either and Arnold takes advantage by booting him in the gut! Arnold grabs Silver and sets him up into position. Arnold goes for the Shock of Fear but Silver reverses it again this time into his Electro Shock finishing move! The fans cheer as David Arnold is out cold on the mat!
Steve White: David Arnold is down! David Arnold is down! He’s out and this one is over!
Chuck Thompson: Silver kick his damn ass Steve! Arnold is out cold! Silver, cover him quick! Get up and cover his ass right now!
Silver goes to pin the knocked out David but Kaz slides in the ring with his barbwire wrapped chair! Silver sees him and as Kaz goes to hit him, Silver dropkicks the chair right into Kaz’s face! Kaz goes down and drops the chair. As he’s getting up Silver boots him in the gut and hits him with the Electro Shock right onto the chair! Kaz is a bloody mess and Silver goes down and hooks his far leg.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The Hardcore Champion… Silver Electro!
Silver gets up onto the turnbuckle over his two defeated opponents and raises his Hardcore Championship in victory. The fans cheer for him as we fade out backstage.
We come into the back as Cody is walking through the hallway with a smile on his face, clearly mentally prepared for his encounter with the champion earlier tonight. He walks around the corner and from behind comes Jason Dave with a forearm straight to the back of Cody! Jason Dave starts stomping out Cody on the ground as hard as he can.
Steve White: By Gawd! Jason Dave has appeared backstage and he’s attacking Cody! Why is he doing this?
Chuck Thompson: Cody has a match later tonight! Get the fuck out of here Dave, you washed up prick!
Jason Dave picks Cody up from the ambush and smacks his head against the metal production boxes in the hall! Cody falls to the ground and Dave starts stomping on him again! From behind Mazzio runs in and hits Dave in the back of the head then grabs him and tosses him against a brick wall. Mazzio picks Dave up and tosses him against the metal boxes and Dave is able to roll away and escape from the hallway. Mazzio goes and helps a bleeding Cody up.
Domenic Mazzio: Cody! Are you ok?! What was all that about? We have to take you to the Mayhem doctor now.
Cody: NO! I will not die! I refuse to be taken advantage of! I don’t need a doctor, I’m going to the back and I’m going to get ready to beat Black Man – no matter what is thrown at me!
Cody pushes away and limps down the hallway as Mazzio watches on and shakes his head. We fade out to a commercial break.
We come back to the arena from commercial and we see Patricia Downs in the ring with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a divas match and it’s set for one fall!
Alice Knights music hits and she comes out onto the stage. She makes her way down the ramp and looks around as the climbs the steel steps to the ring. She gets in and looks around, waiting for the bell to ring and her opponent to come out.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Alice Knight!
The Lights inside the arena dim and 'Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy' performed by TaTa Young; The theme of Aubree Celeste blasts over the PA System. Much to the arena the crowd get to their feet to witness Your Sweetest Nightmare; Aubree Celeste make her way through the black curtain as the crowd begin to have mixed reactions a smirk appeared on the beautiful blondes face as she raised her hands up to ignore the comments that are being heard as she made her way to the ring walking up the steels steps and walking along the ropes as she climbs into the ring and walks to the ropes she looks out at the crowd as the crowd boo her she smirks blowing a kiss and turning her back on them as her theme fades out.
Patricia Downs: And her opponent… Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Aubree Celeste vs. Alice Knight
The bell rings and Aubree and Alice stand across from each other. They circle around the ring for a moment before running up and locking up. Aubree quickly overpowers Alice into the corner and starts stomping her in the corner! Alice drops down and Aubree runs up and hits a bronco buster right on Alice! Alice is disoriented and gets up stumbling. Alice swings a few punches at Aubree but Aubree ducks the first two then blocks the third and follows up with a lariat! Alice goes down and the crowd cheers Aubree. Aubree picks up Alice and whips her against the ropes, when Alice bounces back Aubree hits her with a big powerslam, sending the crowd going wild!
Steve White: By Gawd! Aubree Celeste on another level here tonight putting out some amazing offense here! Aubree is taking no prisoners here tonight, trying to annihilate Alice right here!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree! Just look at here Steve! Look at this work of art! I must have her!
Aubree picks Alice up and drives her into the corner then picks her up and puts her on the top rope. The crowd cheers as Aubree goes up with Alice and grabs her. Aubree stands on the top rope with Alice but Alice tries to struggle back down. Aubree powers through and grabs Alice, slinging her arm over her back and standing on the top rope. Aubree lifts Alice up and hits her with a big Superplex as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Whoa! Superplex! Amazing! Alice must be in some serious pain!
Chuck Thompson: Did you see how good Aubree looked up on that top rope Steve?!
Fans: Ohhhh!
Both women struggle to get up after a moment but Aubree gets up first and hits Alice with a huge swinging DDT, devastating Alice's face straight into the mat! The fans cheer and Aubree goes over and covers her.
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ROPE BREAK!
Alice gets her foot up on the bottom rope. Aubree gets up and takes a breath. Alice gets up and gets booted in the gut by Aubree. Then gets tossed into the corner.
Steve White: Aubree is really starting to brutalize Alice here tonight. Aubree has been on an amazing roll ever since she returned here and Alice has had a dismal career here so far.
Chuck Thompson: Alice sucks Steve! She shouldn't even be allowed to be in the same ring as someone as skilled and as beautiful as Aubree!
Aubree starts hitting Alice with hard chest chops and the crowd starts counting along. Aubree grabs Alice and whips her into the opposing corner then follows up with a corner clothesline! Alice is exhasted and in pain and she rolls out of the ring. She starts limping up the ramp to a flurry of boos. Aubree rolls out of the ring, giving chase and the crowd's boos turn to cheers... Aubree grabs Alice from behind and tosses her in the ramp then picks her up and tosses into the apron then rolls her into the ring!
Steve White: Alice trying to get out of the match right here but Aubree not letting her! This ones really starting to heat up!
Chuck Thompson: What a great divas contest this has been. I love a good divas match and we've finally got one tonight after so long!
Alice crawls away and Aubree stops her but Alice pushes her away. Alice goes to roll out again but Aubree pulls her back in and picks her up, hitting Alice with a knee to the gut then gets bounced off of the ropes. When Alice bounces back, Aubree hits her with a big powerslam! Aubree then goes and climbs to the top rope, hitting Alice with a huge moonsault! The fans cheer as Alice rolls around in pain.
Steve White: What a move! Alice is done for! There's no way she can come back from this Chuck! Aubree is on another level!
Chuck Thompson: I don't know if there's even going to be left of anything of Alice to fire, Steve!
Alice once again begins to roll out of the ring but only gets to the apron where Aubree stops her once again. Aubree drags her into the ring and picks her up, hitting Alice with a suplex, finally putting Alice down. Aubree looks around at the continuously cheering crowd and signals for the end of the match.
Steve White: Aubree is signaling for the end here! She's calling for the Beautiful Goodbye!
Chuck Thompson: This match was over a long time ago but if Alice gets hit with the Beautiful Goodbye, then Alice will probably find the unemployment line right AFTER she gets out of the hospital!
Alice stumbles up slowly to her feet. Alice is groggy and doesn't know where she is. Aubree scouts her and lines her up. When Alice turns around Aubree runs up and hits her with the Beautiful Goodbye, taking Alice out! Aubree covers Alice and the crowd loves it.
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DING DING DING!
Steve White: She did it! What a contest!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner... Aubree Celeste!
Aubree Celeste gets up and raises her arms in triumph. Her music hits and she celebrates as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the backstage area and Alice Knight is storming out of the building crying and upset. She turns a corner to go to the parking garage but bumps into Nick Rissi. Neither say a word to the other, instead Nick offers a blue flower to Alice – just like he did to Blaise at Revenge. Alice knocks the flower away and storms off still crying.
We open back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic to announce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a triple threat and is set for one fall!
Majesty comes out as the fans pelt him with garbage. A single tear escapes his eye as he reflects on his failures while walking to the ring. He gets inside the ring and waits.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Majesty!
The lights begin to flicker as the mores code like opening of "Image of the Invisible" by Thrice starts so play. As the guitar hits, filling the arena, a blue and white light show starts on stage. Next come the vocals, and with it, Jackson Frost in his signature long black tights with the words "Frost" in white inside of a thick blue stripe down his right leg. Frost stops at the stage with smile on his face as he looks around at the explosive crowed as his secretary, Julia McKean, comes out from behind the curtain. The two of them walk down the ramp, Jackson more than happy giving high fives and raising his arms every now and then. As they get to the ring, He begins to run and slides in. The obviously annoyed Julia takes walks over to Jackson's corner as he hops onto one of the turnbuckle and lets out a huge roar. He then drops down and leans against the turnbuckle, resting his arms on the ropes as he waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next… Jackson Frost!
T.Q's music blast throughout the area as the fireworks begin to explode from the stage. T.Q comes out and begins to walk down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner, climbing on the middle rope and just looking out into the crowd.
Patricia Downs: And finally… TQ Smooth!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: TQ Smooth vs. Jackson Frost vs. Majesty
TQ Smooth runs in and clotheslines Majesty to the mat. Jackson Frost drops a massive elbow on Majesty and Smooth comes over and starts to stomp out Majesty. Smooth picks him up and tosses him in the corner then follows up with a big corner clothesline, Majesty cries in pain! Smooth grabs Majesty and hits him with a sidewalk slam! Majesty rolls around in pain but Jackson doesn’t let him rest and drops a big knee right on his face! Smooth then picks up Majesty and deals him a few right hands then hoists him up and hits him with the TQ Special as the fans cheer wildly!
Steve White: Majesty just got messed up! He got his ass kicked Steve! Wow what an ass beating that was! These fans loved it and so did I, that was great!
Chuck Thompson: Majesty is a good for nothing piece of scum! I hope he gets his ass fired Steve. Wh… Wait… I… Is Majesty crying on the outside?! He is! What a little bitch!
Majesty begins to roll to the outside and cries in pain, his tears slowly hitting the outside. Chuck Thompson takes his iPhone out and films it. Back in the ring, TQ Smooth and Jackson Frost both come into the middle of the ring and the two lock each other up. Jackson Frost then does something unexpected with a knee to the gut of the hall of famer! He stumbles holding his injured ribs and Jackson Frost begins landing shots across his back. Getting TQ to drop down onto the mat. Stomping into the mid section as if to try and make sure that he gets shots in as hard as he can. Frost drops a massive elbow right onto TQ Smooth and tries to control the match more and more.
Steve White: TQ Smooth needs to get up right now Chuck. Jackson Frost is really looking to make an impact and he’s been doing great. Majesty is a crying mess on the floor though.
Chuck Thompson: A very nice match up here tonight ladies and gents!
TQ tries to lift himself up into the corner and knees his opponent in the gut. He gets hit with a corner splash for his trouble! Jackson Frost begins landing punches in the corner on TQ's ribs and mid section and then begins to stomp on them as TQ sinks into the corner. He coughs violently and Jackson Frost begins getting boos from the fans who realize TQ is in trouble. TQ is laying in the corner holding his ribs in pain as Jackson Frost backs up taunting to the fans. Running in he lands another splash! This one causes TQ to stumbles.. Jackson Frost goes for Frostbite but can’t get it as TQ is able to counter it with a nice belly to belly! TQ grabs Jackson and hits him with a big suplex right onto the mat. Both men are hurt and tired and take a moment to recover.
Steve White: Now TQ starting to fight back. He’s been on a roll lately and has been impressive. A victory here would be great for TQ Smooth!
Chuck Thompson: These two guys are really tearing it up here tonight, what an amazing triple threat contest. Smooth, doing an amazing job. Frost, clearly proving himself tonight and Majesty… Well, I think he may have urinated all over himself on the outside. I uploaded the video of his tears to Youtube though Steve!
Steve White: Now that’s too much…
As TQ uses the corner to get up, Jackson Frost charges in and TQ moves out of the way! Jackson Frost goes head first into the ring post! TQ stumbles to his feet as Jackson Frost slowly stumbles back and TQ grabs him by his head and slings him as hard as he can back into the ring post! Jackson Frost falls to the outside. As Jackson Frost stumbles to his feet TQ grabs him by the hair and pulls him back in the ring. TQ goes to follow up with some offense but Jackson begins booting him wildly in the legs and midsection! TQ falls on the ropes and Jackson goes to attack him but TQ pulls the top rope down and falls to the outside!
Steve White: TQ Smooth acting quickly there! Great move by TQ. It looks like Jackson Frost got caught up on the outside but TQ has to also worry about Majesty who is climbing in the ring right now!
Chuck Thompson: Don’t touch him TQ! Majesty pissed all over himself! Don’t touch him you hear me!
Steve White: Eww…
TQ touches Majesty, grabbing him and hitting him with the TQ Special, knocking him out completely cold. TQ Smooth quickly goes and covers Majesty.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… TQ Smooth!
Smooth raises his arms in victory. Jackson Frost gets in, angry that he missed that quick opportunity. Jackson runs up and starts stomping out the already destroyed Majesty! Jackson continues this until Majesty is a bloody mess on the floor. The refs come and stop him as we fade out to the backstage area.
Backstage we see Scorpion walking down the hall with a big grin on his face. He continues walking until he reaches Mazzio and taps him on his back.
Scorpion: Mazzio… I’ve been watching you for a while. You’ve been on a roll – you’ve really been doing great. I’ve also heard what you’ve been saying… About beating Black Man for the EHWF Championship and bringing in a new generation and all that crap. Well, I don’t like it!
Mazzio: Well that’s too bad, because I will face Black Man and I will defeat him, no matter what.
Scorpion: That’s good, that’s a good attitude to have around here. Unfortunately I can’t let you do any of that… I’m passing you over for number one contender. I’m sorry, that’s just the way the cookie crumbles sometimes big man.
Mazzio: You’ve gotta be kidding me!? You’re just doing that because of your shitty little corporate alliance with Black Man and you know I’m the biggest threat around here!
Scorpion: That may be so but I really don’t give a shit because I do what I want. You’re not getting a shot until I say you get a shot. If you got a problem with that then you can go and fuck yourself…
Scorpion gives Mazzio the finger right to his face and walks off, leaving Mazzio shocked and angry that he’s not getting a shot he worked hard for. Nick Rissi comes into the angle from the side and Mazzio looks at him.
Nick Rissi: That sucks man… It really does… It’s all right though, I have a feeling that later on those assholes are going to get a shock, ya heard?!
Nick walks off leaving Mazzio more confused than before.
We fade back into the arena where Patricia is in the ring with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following match is set for one fall!
The song "Behind Blue Eyes" by Limp Bizkit begins to play over the PA system as Cody walks out onto the top of the entrance ramp. He's wearing a grey snow hat with a baby blue hoody and he poses before he begins to make his way down to the ring. He hits the fans' hands on the way down and slides into the ring. He shows off a little bit and then waits.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Cody!
“Radioactive” by Imagine Dragons hits the PA system as the fans stand to their feet and boo continuously as Black Man steps to the stage. Black Man acts like he is going to raise him hand to the fans, a very custom move by the veteran, but instead flips the fans off as he chuckles to him self. Slowly but surely Black Man proceeds down the ramp taking in the crowds reaction of hatred towards their once hero. As he reaches the ropes, he hops onto the ring apron and then under the second rope before stops in the dead center of the ring. Black Man taunts the fans in attendance and only laughs at their pathetic gestures towards him.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… The EHWF Champion… Black Man!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Black Man vs. Cody
Black Man and Cody both walk into the middle of the ring and meet nose to nose. Cody slaps Black Man! The two begin trading huge haymakers and Black Man lands a kick to the left leg of Cody before landing a nice uppercut! Black Man whips him into the ropes and lands a nice running clothesline on Cody! Cody picks himself back up without much problem and now Black Man greets him with a second clothesline. Cody grabs Black Man by his arm as he gets back up and whips him as hard as he can! Cody catches him on the rebound and lifts him into the air hitting a big side slam!
Steve White: Black Man said that he will kill off the legend of Cody here tonight and that’s a bold statement but it’ll be hard for Cody to stay alive after he was ruthlessly ambushed by Jason Dave earlier!
Cody allows Black Man to get up then dropkicks him back down to the mat with a lot of force! Both men get back up and Black Man gets Cody in a head lock! Black Man whips Cody into the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Cody ducks it, coming back and hitting Black Man with a running forearm! Black Man gets up quickly and the two begin to trade big rights and lefts. Black Man takes Cody down and goes to ground and pound but Cody kicks Black Man straight into the head! Cody gets up and knees Black Man in the face then tries to cover him but Black Man kicks out instantly. Black Man hits Cody with a massive spinebuster to slow the whole match down and then drops a leg across Cody’s chest.
Chuck Thompson: Cody fighting it really tough here tonight. Only one man has defeated Black Man and that was Michael Rissi at Scars and Stripes. Cody’s legend is undeniable but if he’s able to knock off Black Man here tonight then there’s no stopping the legacy of Cody.
Cody and Black Man meet in the middle of the ring once again. The tie up doesn't last long as neither of them get an advantage. Black Man lands a nice and loud chop across Cody's chest, but he receives a forearm right back! These two begin trading blows again to the cheering fans. Black Man is the one who loses this contest thanks to the nice knee to the gut that quickly follows from Cody. Cody throws him into the ring ropes and catches Black Man and lifts him high into the air dropping Black Man chest first across the top rope! Cody grins from ear to ear as Black Man stumbles and is leaning on the middle rope. Cody knees Black Man right in the head and tries for a sunset flip but Black Man shoulder thrusts him! Cody coughs and holds his ribs and gets hit with a big Blackplex from Black Man. Black Man picks Cody up and starts hitting him in the ribs, trying to hurt him. Cody isn’t having it and boots Black Man straight in the groin, sending the fans cheering loudly. Cody then recovers in the corner!
Steve White: Cody can do it here tonight. He might be hurt after Dave’s ambush but the legend can pull it off here tonight, mark my words Chuck!
Black Man finds himself stomped by Cody! Cody picks himself up and Black Man dashes at him from the mat into a nice rib shot to Cody! Cody coughs in pain but comes back with a nice haymaker to Black Man’s head! Black Man groans and Cody begins to land multiple forearms to Black Man's back now! Cody runs into the ropes and Black Man catches him coming at him with a chop block in his right knee! Cody flips in the air from the impact and screams out loudly. Black Man shakes his head and looks at Cody who is trying to pick himself up. Black Man catches him on his way to his feet with a second chop block on that right leg! Cody yells in pain and Black Man scouts Cody! He pulls Cody by his hurt leg into the corner.! Black Man runs at Cody but Cody boots him in the face and runs at him, hitting Black Man with a spear of the Dragon, sending the fans leaping to their feet and cheering. Cody rolls over and covers Black Man!
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Steve White: What a series of events! Cody can get up and he can win this one but he cannot misjudge Black Man here. Black Man is the champion and he isn’t one to play with at all!
Cody picks up Black Man but Scorpion out of nowhere jumps up on the apron! Cody runs at the ropes to knock Scorpion off but Scorpion drops off and laughs at him. Cody turns around and Black Man takes advantage of the distraction, hitting Cody with the Black Stunn! Black Man covers him.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The EHWF Champion… Black Man!
Black Man and Scorpion begin to celebrate in the ring as Cody rolls out. They raise their arms in victory. Black Man goes to pursue Cody but Nick Rissi’s music goes off and both him and Scorpion stop in the ring as Nick makes his way out on the stage.
Nick Rissi: What’s up Blacky and Scorpeezy. How’re ya’ll doing tonight? I didn’t come out here to fight I just wanted to share something with you guys that you would want to know. It’s clear that I fucking hate you Scorpion and you hate me but in the end I’m a good guy. I still, even after everything between us… I still helped you out…
See I saw you having number one contender problems for that brainless ape standing next to you so I thought I’d help you out. I went to the EHWF Board and I gave them some ideas I had. Now, seeing as you dismissed Mazzio as the number one contender already, I doubt the board is going to let you dismiss whom I suggested to them since we’re so close to EHWF Last Rites…
The tron flickers on and we see a shadowy room with a bunch of board members at a large table. Their faces are obscured by darkness as once of them begins to speak – their identity completely hidden.
Mystery Board Member: Shururururururu! Black Man! Scorpion! It’s good to see you. Personally I thought that Mazzio was a go ahead and so did the rest of us here but you changed that. It’s true, so close to Last Rites we can’t be without a contender so Nick came to us and suggested an idea that we’re going to go with, Shurururururu. EHWF! BLACK MAN! Your Number One Contender at Last Rites will be… TQ SMOOTH!
The fans cheer.
Steve White: By Gawd! TQ Smooth! The new contender at Last Rites! By Gawd what a match that will be!
The tron flickers off and Nick Rissi laughs, leaving the scene back to the back. In the ring Black Man is pissed off and raging as he and Scorpion shout and gesture in anger! We fade out to a commercial as they both continue to yell.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall!
Let's Go All The Way by Insane Clown Posse starts to blast throughout the PA system. That's when the beautiful Samantha Ferrari is seen coming on out to wrestle. She has a beautiful smile on her face as she's seen walking on down to the ring. She gets inside of the ring and waves to the fans. She stands in the middle of the ring waiting on who'll she be facing.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, fighting out of London, England, standing at 5 feet and 10 inches tall and weighing in at 130 pounds, Samantha Ferrari!
As "Bad To The Bone" begins to play over the PA system, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echos with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment and then steps through the ropes and enters the ring. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for the bell.
Patricia Downs: And introducing her opponent, fighting out of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, standing at 6 feet and 6 inches tall and weighing in at 285 pounds, he is the Jr. Heavyweight Champion, Frank Finelli!
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Samantha Ferrari vs. Frank Finelli
The match begins with Frank shakng his head at Samantha. She gets quickly annoyed by this motion and darts at Frank, catching him off guard. She smashes her elbow into his face and begins slapping and kicking him repeatedly. Frank falls into the corner for a moment, but quickly regains his composure and shoves Samantha hard. She falls to the ring mat and Frank walks over to her and throws her up on his shoulder. He runs and nails a powerslam! Samantha winces in pain and Frank goes for the quick cover. 1...2...kickout! Frank pulls Ferrari back up to her feet by her hair and throws her back up on his shoulder again, looking to do another powerslam. This time, however, she pushes off and when he turns around she slaps him right in the face! Frank takes a step back and she hits a dropkick! Frank falls back into the corner of the ring and Samantha runs at him, but he lifts her up over his head to the outside of the ring as she falls hard.
Steve White: Oh my! Frank just dumped Samantha Ferrari over the turnbuckle to the outside of the ring. It's not looking good for her so far.
Chuck Thompson: You see. This is why women should not be fighting men. Frank is clearly going to win this match.
Frank exits the ring to go after Sam. She sees him coming and quickly scrambles under the ring! The crowd laughs as Frank begins looking for her. She then climbs out the opposite side and comes up behind Frank and jumps on his back with her full weight in a monkey stomp. Frank is down as the referee is counting the two competitors out. Samantha pulls Frank back up and pushes him hard into the ring post. Frank falls back to the floor and Sam enters the ring. The referees count is up to six as Sam waits in the ring to see if Frank will be able to make it back in. He does at the count of eight. Sam hurries to not let him get back up to his feet though. She puts a headlock in on Frank, but he stands up with her latched to his back. She notices she is in a bad position and jumps off, her elbow smacking the referee in the mouth. He turns away and holds his mouth in pain.
Chuck Thompson: Did you see that?! She meant to do that! She is cheating right now!
Steve White: Oh come on, Chuck. That was clearly an accident.
Frank turns around and is kicked right in between the legs! The crowd makes an "ooh" noise as Frank's face twists in pain. Samantha Ferrari uses this as a perfect chance to nail her finishing move, The Ferrari Drive! Frank is down as the fans are shocked that she actually nailed the move. The referee turns around, his lip bleeding a little bit. She yells and he drops down for the pin. 1...2...kickout! Frank gets a shoulder up right after the referee counts two. Samantha screams in frustration. She begins climbing the ropes as Frank begins slowly climbing back up to his feet. She jumps off, looking for a cross body, but Frank catches her and slams her hard down onto the ring mat! He sits on his knees for a few moments to catch his breath.
Steve White: Frank just plowed Samantha into the ring mat right there.
Chuck Thompson: I will admit, she surprised me a little bit that she was able to hit her finisher on Frank, but it did not put him away and now he will win.
He climbs back up to his feet and pulls Samantha back up. He slams her hard down to the ring mat with a scoop slam. He then runs against the ropes and hits a big splash on Sam. She lays there, coughing, as Frank doesn't let up on the assault. He pulls her back up again and spikes her head right into the ring mat with a spike piledriver! He then signals for the end then pulls her back up once more. He nails her with the Finelli Fatality and goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, the Jr. Heavyweight Champion, Frank Finelli!
Chuck Thompson: I told you he would do it!
Steve White: That he did. However Samantha put up a good fight.
Frank is handed the Jr. Heavyweight Championship and he begins to celebrate his victory with it as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs standing inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand one more time.
Patricia Downs: The following contest will be a singles match scheduled for one fall and is our main event of the evening!
After the first guitar riff of the song, Blaise emerges from the curtains. The arena is swallowed is darkness. She doesn't exactly look pleased to be there from what everyone can see by the spotlight that is entirely focused on her because that's how things should be after all. Blaise turns and motions for someone to come forward and a large figure emerges from the back. It's Jax Jensen. He walks and stops behind her, towering over her small frame. He punches his fist into his palm with a foul look on his face. He's looking unhappy while Blaise smirks. It's clear that Jax is here to do more than just manage Blaise.
The brunette shoots one leg forward as she stands sideways, raising her arms slowly before deciding she doesn't need the fans approval and throwing her arms down with a face as sour as Jax's. Blaise begins to descend down the ramp, not bothering sparing any of the fans a glance. However, as she gets closer to the ring she walks closer to the fans as if she was going to hit one of their hands. However, that obviously doesn't happen. She raises her hand last minute and laughs at the sad expression the fan wears on his face. The fans boos grow louder as she mocks them. Jax walks to the side where the announcing table is and stands there with his arms crossed. Blaise walks to the right side of the ring and swings herself on the apron, shooting the crowd a glare. Before pulling herself up and climbing the turnbuckle. Blaise doesn't pose for the fans. She has no interest in what they want. She turns and sits on the turnbuckle, letting her legs swing as she awaits for her match to start with a small smirk on her lips.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, fighting out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, standing at 5 feet and 6 inches tall and weighing in at 135 pounds, Blaise!
"Satisfaction" by Benny Benassi begins to blare throughout the arena, as the fans are up on their feet. The titan tron lights up with yellow, and reads "The Wacky One" in bold, orange font. It then transcends into "Wilmer Patacky" in the same font. The crowd erupts with a mixture of cheers and laughter as Wilmer Patacky explodes from behind the curtain with a huge grin on his face. He is seen wearing his normal ring attire, which consists of his orange and yellow jester-style boots. He had yellow kneepads on each knee, with an orange W on his right kneepad, and an orange P on the left. His trunks were yellow with an orange broken heart on the crotch, and had an orange layout of a woman on the buttocks. His yellow elbow pads matched his kneepads with the W and P on each one. Yet, he was also wearing an orange viking helmet with yellow horns, and a yellow pair of aviators with orange lenses. Coming out behind him and standing to his left was his girlfriend, Jessica Lisle, wearing the Slave Leia bikini. He made sure to show off all of his pearly whites with that huge grin, as he threw his right arm up into the air, pointing at the roof with his right index finger, while also holding the chain to Jessica's outfit in his left hand. He began to stomp from the stage, down the ramp to the beat of the song. When the tempo drops for a moment, Wilmer freezes in place as he is at the end of the ramp, and also turns to give Jessica a quick kiss. He then begins to do a robot-type dance. When the beat of the tempo picks back up, he begins to stomp to the beat around the ring before coming across the steel steps. With each step up the steel steps, he brings his hands up above his head for a clap...you better believe it's to the beat of the song. Once he's on the apron, he pulls up on the middle rope while pushing down on the bottom rope so Jessica can easily step through them to get into the ring. Once she's in the ring, she grabs Wilmer's viking helmet and places it on top of her own head. Wilmer then takes off his custom made aviators, and tosses them to a kid sitting front row. He then grabs the top rope, pulls back, and then flips over the top rope, landing with a roll before leaping up to his feet and holding his arms out as if he were completing a magic trick while Jessica applauds him. Wilmer now walks over to a turnbuckle, hopping up onto the middle turnbuckle like it were nothing, and once again raises his arms out to his sides as if saying "ta-da!" Now Wilmer begins to raise each shoulder to the beat of the song, one after the other, while doing the same thing with his eyebrows. Before you know it, he jumps back, completing a backflip and landing with a bit of a hop in his step, and quickly blows a kiss to Jessica. Wilmer now moonwalks back into the turnbuckle opposite of the one he jumped off of, as "Satisfaction" begins to fade away...
Patricia Downs: And introducing her opponent, fighting out of Fort Worth, Texas, standing at 5 feet and 10 inches tall and weighing in at 175 pounds, Wilmer Patacky!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Blaise vs. Wilmer Patacky
The match begins with the two competitors looking across the ring at each other, waiting for the other to make the first move. When neither of them budges, Blaise decides to start the match. She runs at Wilmer and almost catches him with a forearm smash, but Wilmer ducks it and rolls Blaise up quickly! 1...kickout! Blaise easily kicks out and Wilmer doesn't seem surprised as he nods at Blaise. The two lock up and Wilmer gets the upper hand, putting Blaise in a headlock. She pushes out of it and when Wilmer turns back around he is dropkicked right in the chest! Blaise then jumps back first onto the chest of Wilmer and goes for a quick pin of her own. 1...kickout! Wilmer hurries back to his feet and the two circle the ring a little bit more.
Steve White: A very back and fourth match right now, exactly what i was expecting to happen.
Chuck Thompson: Steve, usually i am against a man versus woman match, but these two are both so great i do feel that this match needed to happen.
The two come together again in the center of the ring and Blaise quickly knees Wilmer in the gut. He doubles over and she jams her knee right up into his face, knocking him off balance backwards. Blaise then runs at him and hits a swinging neckbreaker before hurrying towards the turnbuckle. She climbs to the top rope and waits for Wilmer to get back up to his feet. When he does, she jumps off, nailing a crossbody onto Wilmer. She stays on him for a pinfall attempt. 1...kickout! Wilmer kicks out right before the referee says two. She pulls him back to his feet, but he breaks her grasp and hits a dropkick of his own, sending Blaise falling backwards and down to the ring mat. Wilmer jumps on Blaise and puts her in a rear naked choke and the referee watches closely to make sure Blaise doesn't go out.
Steve White: This submission looks very tight right here. I don't know if Blaise will be able to get out of it!
Chuck Thompson: You're right, Steve! This could be it!
Blaise slowly begins fading. The referee picks up her hand and drops it once. The crowd begins cheering for Blaise to get out of it. He picks up her hand a second time and drops it! The crowds screams begin getting louder as he pulls her hand back up one last time. He drops it, but right before it hits the ring mat, she stops it! She suddenly comes to and rams an elbow into the side of Wilmer. Then another one. And one more! Wilmer finally breaks the submission hold and Blaise rolls off of him, catching her breath. Wilmer crawls back up to his feet at the same time as Blaise, holding his side from the hard elbow shots.
Chuck Thompson: They are both back up! She actually got out of that submission hold.
Steve White: Well, it is kinda surprising, but i don't count Blaise out. She is undefeated as well, ya know.
Blaise slaps Wilmer hard in the face and Wilmer stumbles backwards. She runs at him and spears him down to the ring mat and begins punching him in the face! Wilmer takes a few good punches, but is able to push her off. He attempts to quickly get back up to his feet, but she runs at him as he is getting up and knees him in the face! She jumps on him again and punches him a few more times in the face. He pushes her off once more and this time he is able to fully get back up to his feet. She runs at him again, but he quickly grabs her and nails a powerslam on her hard down to the ring mat! He rolls over onto his back and both stars are down as the referee begins counting them both.
Steve White: Could we be looking at a double countout here?!
Chuck Thompson: No! That can not happen!
1...2...3...4...5...6... They both slowly start to get up. 7...8... They are both now on their knees. 9... Both stars get up and Blaise throws a haymaker at Wilmer, connecting right to his face and knocking him back into the corner of the ring. She runs at him and jumps up on the second rope, smashing her knee right into his face! She grabs him by the head and runs, attempting a bulldog, but Wilmer finds it in him to throw her half way across the ring instead! She lands hard on her tailbone and Wilmer drops down to one knee to regain his composure. Once Blaise climbs back up to her feet, Wilmer runs at her and hits a spinning heel kick right to her face!
Steve White: What a back and fourth match this is!
Chuck Thompson: It's not that they are evenly matched, but they are both great in their own way. That is what is making this match so close.
Wilmer begins picking Blaise back up and she knees him right in the stomach. Wilmer doubles over and Blaise attempts a quick Soporose, but Wilmer reverses it just in time into a swinging neckbreaker! Wilmer shakes his head, trying to clear the cobwebs. He pulls Blaise back up to her feet and sets her up for the Lubrication Twist! She pushes out of it and hits a spinning back kick right to the side of Wilmer's face! He falls face first down to the ring mat and she sets him up and nails the Phoenix Splash! The crowd goes crazy as she goes for the pin! 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Blaise!
Steve White: She did it! Blaise did it! She is still undefeated!
Chuck Thompson: Great fucking match! Wilmer and Blaise both put everything out there and tonight, Blaise got it. Next time though, i think Wilmer will win it. But we shall see!
After the bell and the music, the PA system halts and the competitors look up as the tron flickers on. They all stand in silence for a moment before we see the shadowy board of directors for the second time tonight. One man approaches the screen but the shadows and darkness obscure our vision of him making his identity impossible to see.
Mystery Board Member: Shurururururu! What a match that was! That was truly amazing to watch, you should both be very proud of yourselves! Earlier in the night I made an announcement that I believe Black Man wasn’t too happy with. Well I, along with the other board of members are here to make EVERYONE happy. Nick Rissi gave us another idea while we were talking to him on Skype and we think we can implement this one very well… At EHWF Last Rites, it’s going to be TQ Smooth vs. Black Man for the EHWF Championship! BUT! With this new idea we made a quick change to that! At Last Rites its going to be TQ Smooth vs. Black Man vs. Wilmer Patacky for the EHWF Championship!
The fans go wild. Wilmer is shocked and Blaise rolls her eyes. Wilmer begins to back up the ramp, standing as the fans cheer for this announcement. The board member begins to speak once again.
Mystery Board Member: Shurururururu! Wilmer defeated David Arnold 3 times so he also deserves an opportunity at Last Rites! As for you Blaise, don’t think you’re going home empty handed… You have a title shot coming your want in the future as well… For now though, TQ Smooth vs. Wilmer Patacky vs. Black Man will happen at Last Rites and as all of you know, at Last Rites – every match must have a stipulation… In the coming week a stipulation will be chosen for this amazing match so stay tuned!
The fans cheer and the roof almost goes off the arena in excitement. Wilmer is In shock as he backs up the ramp holding his ribs.
Steve White: By Gawd! By Gawd! What a match set for EHWF Last Rites! Wilmer and TQ must be very happy men! Black Man… Not so much! This is amazing!
Blaise leans on the ropes with a complicated expression on her face as we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.