Chance Meeting.

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Moments after Mayhem...

Ryan Mercury had just strolled into the locker room area. He had gold, tribal patterned wrestling tights on. They accompanied black elbow pads, knee pads and boots. He had a black t-shirt on too, which read "Unfinished Business" across the middle in fancy font, with a caricature of himself making up the background, that was otherwise plain black. His hair flopped to one side, slightly wet. He had a slightly grown moustache running across his top lip. He proceeded to one of the locker room benches and sat down. He sighed a little and then pulled a towel across from further down the bench and rested it on the back of his neck. The door eased playfully open and there stood an unfamiliar figure. Ryan smirked and let out a little chuckle.

Ryan Mercury: Do you want a dose of what Creed got earlier? Move along.

TBC by: He knows...

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I stood there in the door way for a little while, sporting my normal wrestling gear; black long tights with chibi style devils on them, red knee pads, black elbow pads, black boots, and my signature mask. A obviously confused look was plastered onto my face as I stared at the the guy sitting on the bench. I knew from watching his little exploits early in the night that this was Ryan Mercury, former EHWF North American Champion and current douche bag. Slowly, a smile crept onto my face and I continued into the locker room.

Handsome Devil: You know what, you should try to be nicer. What is it that your people say? A spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down. 

I sung the last part in a horrible British accent as I go to my gym bag that was on the other side of the room and pull out a zip-lock bag full of bacon. Sitting on the bench opposite of the one that Mercury was on, I flash a rather large, shit-eating grin his way before I open the bag and begin to munch on the delicious, crispy snack.


(TBC by: Mercury)

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Ryan looked on in disgust. The creature that sat opposite him was barely human. As the masked freak continued to gnaw on his bacon, the former North American Champion smirked.

Ryan Mercury: I think you have my people mistaken. We don't sing that, we don't even say that. I think you need to realise who you're talking to, and stop pigging your face with that gunk. Look at me when I'm talking to you.

Ryan glared at Handsome Devil, as he sat opposite, eating his bacony goodness. EHWF's newest recruit looked up, bacon still hanging between his lips.

Ryan Mercury: That's better. Now, listen to me while I explain everything that's wrong with you. You dress stupid, you look stupid and you act fucking retarded. I have no time for cretins like you, you're not even worth my time.

TBC by: Devil

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I quickly slurped up the strip of back I had hanging from my mouth like it was pasta, swallowing it in what seemed like one piece. My hand brushed against my cheeks and mask, making sure there was no bits of grease or bacon. My was still stupid ass grin still smeared from cheek to cheek as I laid down on the looker room bench and turned my eyes to the ceiling. I could feel Mercury's disapproving gaze still on me, so I fired back with the most full proof argument that has ever existed.

Handsome Devil: I know you are, but what am I?

I close my eyes, completely prepared to keep them that why for when Mercury inevitably opens that mouth of his. Why? Because I know it will get on his last nerve and I just can't miss an opportunity to do so. 

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Ryan Mercury raised his right eyebrow, surprised by Handsome Devil's response. He opened his mouth slightly and then shook his head, almost in doubt as to what Devil had just said.

Ryan Mercury: Seriously?

The former North American Champion gazed over at Handsome Devil as he rested across the bench. He toyed with a few ideas that he had in his head before standing up and walking across to his new enemy. He sat beside him and starting ruffling through Handsome Devil's bacon bag.

Ryan Mercury: I think I'll have a piece of back.

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The sound of someone else's fingers rummaging through my delicious bag-o-bacon made my eyes snap open in anger. Within seconds, I was on my feet and in front of Mercury. I could feel the steam coming out of my ears as my jaw clenched. My face was red, my knuckles white, as I could feel my temper reaching a state that the U.S. government would describe as being nuclear. I starred at the former champion as if I was trying to set him on fire. He had just made the biggest mistake of his career, and he had no idea.

Handsome Devil: HOW DARE YOU! Don't they teach you manners down at fucking Downton Abbey!? You never, EVER, steal a mans bacon! You ask god damn politely, and if ,ONLY if, they say yes do you take a piece. You SIR, are nothing more than a hooligan and a scalawag! 

With that, I snatch the bag out of the mans hands and then began my march to the door. With a forceful pull, the door shoots open and slams into the wall. Without looking back at Ryan Mercury, I deliver my last line. The nail in the coffin.

Good day sir!

Wait for it....

I SAID GOOD DAY!

With that, I stomp off.

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ooc: ^ this shit was SO funny, laughing right now lol