Post by break on Dec 10, 2011 4:17:48 GMT -5
*Scott Sunder and Jimi Lee sit in disappointment at their loss. Sunder sits with one hand holding a joint, the other on his face. Lee on the other hand is just there with his guitar, deciding on what to play to maybe ease the mood or soothe the pain. So he decides on...*
Sunder: Nice tune.
Lee: *humbly and with silence* Thanks.
Sunder: We were screwed.
Lee: Up a straight man's ass we were screwed.
Sunder: Up Double X's ass, we were screwed. ........Duuude. I just realized. Double X is Double the Pain...so is Triple X Triple the Pleasure?
*Both men sort of stare at each other and grow a symmetrical grin when they bust out laughing*
Sunder: *Shakes head* Fucking screwed. *Takes long drag* 'Ay *cough* Know-Know what?
Lee: Hmm.
Sunder: I think it's the wellness policy. The *Stands up* FATHER FUCKING *Punches locker* WELLNESS POLICY IS WHAT'S UP WITH THIS FUCKIN', LIKE, ...SHIT!!! *Slides back into his original position*
Lee: Very much so. Hey, ya know what we should do?
Sunder: What.
Lee: Maybe we should be more, like, violent and shit.
Sunder: ...how? I'm fuckin' *chuckling* baked when I step or whatever the fuck in that ring out there anyway.
Lee: LSD man. Acid. Fuckin' purple haze! *Begins to play new song with extreme distortion on guitar*
Sunder: I'm not sure, man. What if we, like, get a bad trip or some shit?
Lee: WHO CARES IF WE GET A MOTHERFUCKING BAD TRIP, WE CAN USE THAT, LIKE...UM....SHIT...AND STUFF AGAINST OUR UPPERNANTS!!!
Sunder: God I love Scarlett Johnson.
Lee: Queer.
Sunder: *Sunder kisses Lee on the cheek*
Lee: Dude...like, thanks...
Sunder: I remember how much we need love in this world! ... *Same growing grin as before; both begin laughing*
Lee: FUCK THAT SHIT, LET'S FUCK A FATHER FUCKER UP NEXT WEEK!!!
Sunder: *Sobering up from his hallucinogenic state* Fuck yes. *Both walk off and out of sight*
*...However Lee comes back quick to the camera*
Lee: Oh, and you're still fuckin' my vibe. *Spits blood in camera*
Sunder: *Out of shot, and barely audible* The Fuck! *laughs*
*Lee walks off and the camera fades to black*
Sunder: Nice tune.
Lee: *humbly and with silence* Thanks.
Sunder: We were screwed.
Lee: Up a straight man's ass we were screwed.
Sunder: Up Double X's ass, we were screwed. ........Duuude. I just realized. Double X is Double the Pain...so is Triple X Triple the Pleasure?
*Both men sort of stare at each other and grow a symmetrical grin when they bust out laughing*
Sunder: *Shakes head* Fucking screwed. *Takes long drag* 'Ay *cough* Know-Know what?
Lee: Hmm.
Sunder: I think it's the wellness policy. The *Stands up* FATHER FUCKING *Punches locker* WELLNESS POLICY IS WHAT'S UP WITH THIS FUCKIN', LIKE, ...SHIT!!! *Slides back into his original position*
Lee: Very much so. Hey, ya know what we should do?
Sunder: What.
Lee: Maybe we should be more, like, violent and shit.
Sunder: ...how? I'm fuckin' *chuckling* baked when I step or whatever the fuck in that ring out there anyway.
Lee: LSD man. Acid. Fuckin' purple haze! *Begins to play new song with extreme distortion on guitar*
Sunder: I'm not sure, man. What if we, like, get a bad trip or some shit?
Lee: WHO CARES IF WE GET A MOTHERFUCKING BAD TRIP, WE CAN USE THAT, LIKE...UM....SHIT...AND STUFF AGAINST OUR UPPERNANTS!!!
Sunder: God I love Scarlett Johnson.
Lee: Queer.
Sunder: *Sunder kisses Lee on the cheek*
Lee: Dude...like, thanks...
Sunder: I remember how much we need love in this world! ... *Same growing grin as before; both begin laughing*
Lee: FUCK THAT SHIT, LET'S FUCK A FATHER FUCKER UP NEXT WEEK!!!
Sunder: *Sobering up from his hallucinogenic state* Fuck yes. *Both walk off and out of sight*
*...However Lee comes back quick to the camera*
Lee: Oh, and you're still fuckin' my vibe. *Spits blood in camera*
Sunder: *Out of shot, and barely audible* The Fuck! *laughs*
*Lee walks off and the camera fades to black*