Ryder Issues A Challenge To The CRA.

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Following one of the biggest matches of his career, EHWF World Heavyweight Champion William Ryder, addressed the Twitter nation, with an issue he needed to address.

"KING' William The Conqueror

Ryan Morgan. I know you're still being held in ICU back in Melbourne, but whenever you wake up from that ass beating you suffered at the hands of Domenic Mazzio at Scars and Stripes, you should check back into the real world and accept my challenge. Your two CRA butt buddies in a tag match against Astrid Sedin and myself. If we win, we become the new EHWF Challenge Champions. If your boys pull off the biggest upset in EHWF history, then well I believe I have something that you want. I'll put this championship on the line against you, anytime, anyplace, and anywhere. What do you say?'

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Recently returned and fresh off receiving a world heavyweight championship contract victory, Jason Dave took aim at Ryder's championship.

"Uh, hey big guy, don't know where you get off tossing these chances around but pretty sure that ain't a thing. Go ahead and get the challenge championships, but I believe I am at the front of the line."

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Astrid of course had to pitch in her two sense.

ASTRID SEDIN | You might be in the front of the line for Bill's title but we've been at the front of the line for weeks now and we keep getting passed over. I don't know what the stips are of that championship shot of yours nor do I care. Bill and I should be the Challenge Champions... not Gerry O'Shea and Patrick O'Flattery. We want what's ours.

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"Jason Dave.. Relax. This conversation has nothing to do with you. You earned your shot at my EHWF World Heavyweight Championship at Scars and Stripes. You should sit back and enjoy the spotlight while you can, because after we meet inside that ring, it's back to retirement for you.''

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Gerry O'Shea, the spokesman for Ryan Morgan and the CRA had this to say when reached for comment:


Gerry O'Shea: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Give me a fookin' break! Bill Ryder, the biggest homo in EHWF and Astrid Sedin, the dumbest fookin' nose job walkin' around this fookin' joint think they deserve a shot at the Challenge Championships that WE earned, unlike them! Even after Bill was handed and fed every opportunity by his boyfriend and lover Joshua Samson, we still managed to get a shot at the Challenge Championships and win them! How did we get that fookin' shot? By almost breaking that bitch Astrid in half and we'd do it again in 2 seconds if he fookin' had to.

You're mistaken Queen Billy The Queer! Ryan Morgan has no need for the Heavyweight Championship because it's a fucking joke and you and Astrid have no claim to the Challenge Championships because you're a bunch of jokes as well! The Monstimals, Oliver Black and The Misfit, even Silver and Eli Sykes deserve a shot at this shit before you two do! Those Asylum losers and Raab and his brother have done more as a tag team than you and Trashtrid ever have so don't make me laugh fuck boy.

The championship was handed to you. The Mongrel and Austin Reynold's helped you in the match to win it and then you were allowed to defend it against your friend and EHWF's resident oaf Astrid Sedin... If you haven't realised by now Billy Boy the Heavyweight Championship is shit and has 0 prestige left in it because you and your boyfriend ruined it. No one is looking to hold that title. Even the Bad Blood Championship has more prestige to it's name and people would rather hold that then the Heavyweight trash belt.

No... You don't get a shot at titles you don't deserve and... No... Ryan Morgan doesn't want a meaningless and useless belt that has become a joke. Ryan Morgan wants a trade to Mayhem so he can fight for a real title and the opportunity to become THE World Champion. Stick your fookin' challenge up your ass sideways and get back into bed wif Samson, fuck boy.

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You might have managed to win the belts... but you did not EARN the shot... you bullied your way to it. Yeah, you 'broke me in half' so you claim but you fail to recognize that had you not speared me twice, thus dislocating two ribs, bending me in the way you did would not have hurt me. You also fail to remember that you blindsided me (kudos for that) and weren't actually able to win the match. I very vividly remember that night...in my HOME FUCKIN' TOWN... pinning your old, raggedy ass in the middle of that ring. You guys might be the current Challenge Champions... but take a look at who you faced. Brandon Bash and Eric Smith could get along out as well as myself and Misty Vega. You've never been able to defeat any member of Bulletproof and yet... you claim that we don't deserve the shot. Another thing you fail to recognize is that you don't call the shots around here. If Joshua and other members of management don't have faith in you , which I highly doubt that they do, they're going to award that shot to someone who will swift (and with ease) take them from you. You're nothing more than a period stain on this company and nobody really takes you seriously. So why don't you take each others' dicks from your mouths and step to us if you think that you're better. If not... you'll just further prove to everyone that you're nothing more than a bunch of fuckin' cowards. We all know that in a real fight (not a brutal attack from behind) you ain't shit.

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'Ryan Morgan. That is your real name, isn't it? Do you want to hear the truth about how your EHWF World Champion feels about you? I hope you're listening to me closely, since you're still recovering from another embarrassing loss at the hands of Domenic Mazzio.'

'I remember a time when the name Ryan Morgan actually meant something around this place. There was a time when I actually held respect for you, and this is coming from a man who couldn't stomach knowing the fact that this 20 year old cocky prick was always one step ahead of me. You won the EHWF Championship, headlined Scars and Stripes, and got elected into the EHWF Hall of Fame, all within not only your first three years here in EHWF, but the first three years of your youth as a professional wrestler. Ryan Morgan looked like the future of the EHWF and could've become not one of the best, but the best fucking wrestler to ever walk through those doors. But then something happened, and suddenly the name Ryan Morgan slowly began to fade, leaving behind a past full of promise. I'll tell you what happened to Ryan Morgan after he lost that EHWF Championship. He lost his motivation to move past his loss, and instead of reclaiming his throne, he simply lost his desire to compete and walked away from everything. You became weak, and your passion for this business was now gone, and instead of walking away while you still held  significant value here in the EHWF. You had the chance to walk away from the ring as an active competitor in a role where you could sit behind a desk, and earn yourself a six figure contract by representing this company in a positive manner.'

'You don't belong here anymore. Your passion, drive, and killer instinct of doing whatever it takes to be the fucking best, no longer exist within you. You've become a fucking joke around this place, but yet, you point the finger at people like me, and blame me for your flaws, and the demise of your career. You blame me? You point the finger at the guy who gave you everything he had, because let's face it, our hatred for each other alone, was enough to bring out the best not only in me, but yourself. You can sit over there all you want and say that this championship means nothing to you. Two years ago? I would call you a fucking liar to your face, but now? You don't give a shit about this championship, or anything that resembles the time, commitment, and passion it takes to not only win a championship of this caliber, but to keep it in your possession for as long as you can. You don't deserve a shot at this championship because you haven't earned it. I fucking bust my ass week in and week out for this business, and for every person who pays for a ticket to come watch me live, and more importantly, for every single man, and woman, who still walk through those ropes, not for a quick paycheck, but because this is what they love.'

'I would sit here and tell the entire world that you lost your love for this business a year ago, but that would be a lie. You didn't walk through those doors because out of love. You came here for your fifteen minutes of fame, and then you rode off into the sunset. Ryan Morgan is no longer a name I will associate myself with, because I can't respect someone like you. Every time you open your mouth, and step through those ropes, you spit in the face of single person that wrestled here in the past, present, and future. Fuck you, Ryan Morgan. You're without a doubt the biggest piece of shit on this earth. That's the only reward you deserve at the end of the year.' #Peace

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Thank you BILL william conqueror for the attention

Losing to mazzio was LIFE CHANGING - i feel like ive been living under a r- no WAIT i actually am, im living in a fookin cave!

Lad bint! Skank! Thanks for your time but no match with me.. ILL TELL YOU WHY

because when I face Eric smith and its all over IM OFF TO LIVE IN A CAVE UNTIL EVERYTHING BLOWS OVER

Ill see you one day.. Bill... but it wont be on your watch...

LIFE CHANGING!