Post by EHWF Management on Jan 6, 2018 4:46:58 GMT -5
We fade into the entrance of the performers area as the fans cheer at the opening of the show! The entire backstage area is covered in Christmas decorations and the fans watching on the Christmas decorated tron all go nuts as the feed booms in! Back in the performers area, right at the entrance we see a row of 5 security guards waiting at the entrance. Behind them is EHWF Legal Counsel we see from time to time, Mark Andrews. Behind Andrews is even more security at least another 10 guards.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! We’ve just opened up the night here at Mayhem and Anarchy’s Christmas Chaos and we’re already met with Backstage where an army of security are waiting in the entrance foyer here!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah but who the heck are they waiting for to arrive? Why are there so many of them!?
The security all get alert as the door opens up to the foyer and Andrews gets everyone’s attention. Eventually Michael Rissi comes into the foyer from the big doors and the fans watching on the trong GO WILD! Rissi walks in in a blue suit and tie but looks confused at the security standing before him.
Steve White: Our owner Michael Rissi rocking up here at the beginning of Christmas Chaos here tonight and he looks bewildered as to why there are so many security officers here at the entrance!
Chuck Thompson: You think they’re here for him!?
Andrews steps forward. All the security guards stand to attention as a few more come out from the back. Rissi looks around and takes off his glasses, looking at Andrews as the guards block his path.
Michael Rissi: What’s the meaning of this!? I demand to know now!
Mark Andrews: Michael, someone really should have called you.
Michael Rissi: Called me about what?
Mark Andrews: Listen, The Board of Directors, The Board of Sponsors and the General Managers came to the agreement that you shouldn’t show up here tonight and you should continue your time off… After you getting into that Twitter fight with Astrid Sedin and threatening her, you being suspended from the EHWF Twitter account again and after some of the things you said about the Sons of Chaos - everyone decided you shouldn’t be here tonight until we settle that and you calm down...
Rissi doesn’t look happy and takes another step forward. The security look on nervously.
Michael Rissi: Are you serious? Fuck those guys man! I’m the fucking owner of this place. The Boards want to lock me out? Because I set some bitch straight and made fun of some losers?
Mark Andrews: Michael, everyone really isn’t appreciating it and The Boards and GM’s think it best if you don’t come in tonight and just continue your holiday. Clearly you’re still overworked and stressed so just go back and watch the night from your hotel or something and we’ll sort this all out tomorrow.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! They’re preventing Rissi from entering Christmas Chaos tonight!? He’s gonna miss it!
Chuck Thompson: For a few arguments? Rissi’s enemies are really clutching at straws now...
Rissi shakes his head in frustration.
Michael Rissi: This is Joshua Samson’s doing? When the fuck is that guy gonna learn...
Mark Andrews: Maybe it is but everyone has agreed that you should just forget about tonight and lie low while the heat dies down. Forget about Samson and that....
Michael Rissi: He went with Trashtrid and lagged me in to the Boards because they’re pussies, that’s what’s happened… We’ll see about this… I’m calling Thor right now, I’m a guest of his tonight it seems...
Rissi pulls out his phone and dials up Thor. Everyone watches on and the fans do on the tron but Rissi gets no answer. He tries it again but it rings out and Thor avoids his phone calls.
Mark Andrews: Rissi, Thor also agreed with Samson and The Boards that you shouldn’t be here tonight… Sorry.
Steve White: Eh?! Why would Thor do that to Rissi? I thought they were cool after Rissi made him Mayhem GM? What’s Thor up to now?
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know but that’s weird...
Michael Rissi: Dammit… Fucking Thor… And damn the rest of these pussy ass bitches mane... This is bullshit!
Rissi looks around, now there are even more security guards around as we see at least 2 dozen and some refs are all in the foyer, blocking Rissi.
Michael Rissi: Is all this really necessary?
Mark Andrews: Listen… We didn’t know how you were gonna take it and we know what you’re capable of so it’s just a precaution, all right? Just go back to your hotel or something and we’ll figure all this out later - trust me, this is a legal topic.
Michael Rissi: So, you’re really not gonna let me in tonight? Really?
Mark Andrews: Rissi, I’m sorry… What more can I say, what more can I do. The order from both Boards was to not let Michael Rissi into Christmas Chaos tonight… I’m sorry...
Rissi looks around at the security and takes a moment before shaking his head and pointing out at Andrews.
Michael Rissi: This isn’t over! I fuckin’ guarentee you this isn’t over!
The fans watching on go BERSERK! Rissi storms out of the foyer back outside as Andrews breathes a sigh of relief. Andrews tells security to stay alert by gesturing to them before walking back into the arena. We fade back to the stage back into the arena.
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the stage where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of Christmas Chaos, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit beside Rose and Alexander Corvis.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to Christmas Chaos!! This is the last show of 2017 and we wish all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Tonight! We’re live from New Zealand where Mayhem and Anarchy present a massive celebration and a huge card here tonight!!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right! Tonight we’ve got a Tag Team vs. Challenge Championship main event with Scott Wilson and Jason Dave vs. Astrid Sedin and The Mongrel! That’s gonna be a huge match but I’m looking forward to seeing the NEW Heavyweight Champion and Bad Blood Champion in action as Oliver Black talks on Joanna Rissi in a Mayhem vs. Anarchy Christmas Chaos Champion vs Champion match! That is gonna be HUGE!!
Alexander Corvis: Yes it is and I’m sorry if you two are delusional in thinking that Joanna Rissi can actually beat the hottest commodity in EHWF and the world of wrestling at the moment - Oliver Black! But it should be a good match to watch nonetheless even if Joanna is going to get her ass whooped by Oliver Black representing Anarchy!
Chuck Thompson: We’ll see Corvis, we’ll see! Until then though we have Conner Creed defending the Jr Heavyweight Championship against Zoe McDraven who is dying to get a win back in her column tonight! And we’ll also have the big tag team match of Hunter and Roberts taking on Ryder and Brooklyn! I’m pumped for all these matched guys, it’s gonna be a great way to ring in the new year!
Steve White: I can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen tonight! It’s gonna be huge! We cap off 2017 with an amazing event to signify an amazing year and then we start 2018, what is set to be the biggest year yet! Lets start the show!!
“Hate Me Now” by Nas featuring Puff Daddy blares throughout the arena as a very dapper suited Joshua Samson walks out to the top of the ramp. There is an uproar of jeers throughout the crowd. Samson raises an eyebrow and chuckles upon hearing the disdain from the audience.
Alexander Corvis: Here comes quite possibly the most hated man in EHWF history!
Rose: And that's saying a lot since we have had quite a few people that have been hated! But he’s our boss, so you won’t hear anything bad outta me about him!
Chuck Thompson: No, he’s YOUR boss, Rose! That sneaky weasel will NEVER tell me what to do!
Steve White: Let’s quiet down and let the Anarchy General Manager speak.
Samson makes his way over to the podium that is set up on the entrance stage.
Crowd: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Joshua Samson: Well I am the man you plebs love to hate!
Samson motions his arms into the air to further rile up the chant from the vocal crowd.
Joshua Samson: Freakin’ plebs...anyway, I am out here tonight to present the prestigious Man of the Year Award. There shouldn’t be any doubt whatsoever who “The Man” is but just in case you sheep riding New Zealanders are completely clueless let me break down his accomplishments in 2017 alone. Bad Blood Championship. Showtime Championship. EHWF Heavyweight Championship. Just short of the Challenge Championships this man is a Grand Slam Champion when it comes to Anarchy!
For a moment he stares at the award resting on the podium.
Joshua Samson: This man is no stranger to any of you. Stand to you feet and pay the due homage to my friend...my brother...the Sovereign King of Professional Wrestling and the 2017 Man of the Year---Bill Ryder!!
“300 Violin Orchestra Remix” by Marcos Barboza plays as Bill Ryder slowly emerged at the top of the stage with a shocked expression locked across his face. He was dressed in a three thousand dollar black Giorgio Armani black suit. The "Sovereign King" wore a light green tie, in an effort to show his love and loyalty to the Anarchy brand; a show he helped build over the past six months, along with his fellow Samson Family colleagues.
Chuck Thompson: As much as it pains me to say this, Bill actually deserves being the 2017 Man of the Year!
Steve White: Agreed, Chuck.
Alexander Corvis: Here, here, gentlemen!
Bill gracefully retrieves his award from Joshua, as the two men shake hands, just before sharing a brotherly hug with each other. The two men share a few quick words with each other before Joshua Samson exits the stage, leaving Bill Ryder all alone with opportunity to address the crowd with a speech he did not prepare for.
Bill Ryder: Well, damn. I bet no one sitting in this room right now believed they would ever witness the day Bill Ryder won the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation's Man of the Year award! No one can argue that 2017 didn't belong to The Sovereign King. I won my fair share of championships since returning to action last January. I helped build Anarchy to the phenomenon it is today. I became the first ever EHWF World Heavyweight Champion. A reign that would go down in EHWF history as one of the greatest. A reign that would go on for six months, before it was stolen from me.
I would like to thank a few people who never gave up on me since my triumphant return last January. Firstly, The man who helped make all of this possible, the mastermind of The Samson Family, and the General Manager of Anarchy, my friend, Joshua Samson! This man took a chance on a man he believed just needed a chance to prove himself. Joshua gave me that chance and I took advantage of it by becoming the first ever EHWF World Heavyweight Champion. None of this happens without you Joshua Samson and I can't thank you enough for everything you've done for me.
Astrid Sedin. Thank you for giving me one of the toughest matches of my life at Scars and Stripes. The two of us went all in when we decided to join Joshua Samson and the Samson Family. It's been one hell of a year for the both you and me, but it's your friendship and competitive spirit that helped pave the way for the success of the Samson Family. You had one hell of a rookie year in 2017 and proved to everyone that you belong here. Astrid Sedin is the future of EHWF.
Before I go.. I want to thank my best friend and son, Jackson J. Ryder, for being my number one fan and never giving up on his old man. This award is coming home with me tonight, so I could share it with the two most important people in my life, Jackson, and Amanda."
Thank you.
He raises the award high in the air for everyone to see. The audience reacts to applause and cheers for the man who spent the last four years of his life, digging and scratching, to get where he is today. The inaugural EHWF World Heavyweight Champion wastes no time in walking off the stage, as he headed on back-stage to celebrate with his family, friends, and even a few of his fans.
Steve White: Congratulations to our new Man of the Year. Now let’s get into some EHWF wrestling!
We pan down to the ring where Illa Isabella is at ringside with a mic and the 6 competitors in the opening Christmas Tree match are already in the ring with the giant Christmas Tree in the center of the ring
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen this Opening Contest is a Christmas Tree match! The only way to win is to retrieve the star at the top of the tree and open it to claim the championship contract inside!
The fans go nuts! Chovsech, Mazzio and Blade all stand on one side looking up at the top of the tree while Coleman, Matheson and Lynch are all on the other side of the ring. The tree is gian and takes up most of the ring as the fans are going WILD for this match!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and the 6 men are all looking up at the gigantic Christmas Tree in the center of the ring! The tree takes up most of the ring and the fans go nuts as the giant decorated ornament towers over them, much higher than the ladders do in ladder matches! John Blade wastes no time and runs at the tree, quickly latching on and climbing it but Imanov puts a stop to that, yanking Blade down and hammering him with big shots! Mazzio goes to approach the tree but Coleman runs at him! Coleman spins around, shocked at Mazzio’s speed and evasion as Mazzio hits Coleman with a quick strike to the gut! Coleman gasps for air but Matheson is on the case and jumps on Mazzio’s back! Alexander Lynch sees the opportunity and attacks Mazzio from the front! Coleman gets up after Mazzio’s punch and sees the double team. Coleman decides that it’s best to work with the others and pounces on Mazzio as well! The three men attack Mazzio and it turns into a numbers game as the fans go WILD!
Steve White: Well, Merry Christmas and this night is off and kicking right now! Listen to these fans and just look at the gigantic, gargantuan Christmas Tree in the center of the ring! It’s taking up almost the whole ring and the height of this thing makes ladder matches look tame!!
Chuck Thompson: I have no idea why they would create something this dangerous for Christmas Chaos but the fans are going wild! Imanov is in the corner taking it to John Blade while Lynch, Coleman and Matheson are trying to triple team Mazzio!
Aubree Celeste is at ringside and she shouts at to Mazzio who is protecting himself from the three teaming up against him!
Aubree Celeste: Come on babe! Come on!
Mazzio roars and sends Matheson, Coleman and Lynch flying as he explodes his arms out high! Lynch hits the mat as do the others but Lynch catches himself! He looks up in shock at the powerful Mazzio as Mazzio starts to climb the tree! Imanov rushes in and cracks Mazzio in the back with a steel chair! Mazzio comes off of the tree back to the mat and Imanov cracks him again! Imanov goes for a third one but Mazzio punches the chair right into Imanov’s face and he goes down! Lynch takes advantage and low blows Mazzio while distracted as Coleman rushes over and forearms Mazzio in the back before tossing Mazzio outside the ring! Matheson goes to take advantage of the mess, running for the tree but Blade catches him and hits him with a big cradle slam on the mat! Blade holds his hand high up to the fans and then waves it in front of his face while bending down at Matheson! Blade bounces off of the ropes, dusts his shoulder off then hits Matheson with big fist drop! Matheson rolls out of the ring holding his head in pain as Blade looks up at the tree!
Steve White: It’s gettin’ real right now in this Mayhem Christmas Tree match! We’ve got Imanov trying to get in this one but Mazzio with so much power and influence and now the former Hardcore Champ, John Blade looking at the tree and thinking of redemption!
Chuck Thompson: I’d be too scared to climb that thing Steve and I think half the guys in the ring are scared to do just that too!
Lynch runs in and pulls Blade off of the tree as he gets a leg up on it! Lynch swings but Blade ducks and hoists Lynch up on his back! The fans go nuts and Blade hits Lynch with Bladatude Adjustment! The fans go wild as Lynch is destroyed on the mat! Blade starts to climb the tree! Imanov gives chase! They both climb but the tree is huge and they only get about a quarter of the way when they start to fight by trading punches! Decorations fall from the tree as they trade rights and teeter on the tree branches! Eventually both men hit each other at the same time and lose their balance, clinging to each other and falling sideways off of the tree and crashing down to the canvas hard! The fans are going NUTS as Blade and Imanov are SCREAMING in pain on the mat, holding their sides and backs! Every fan is on their feet! That was a huge fall and a massive impact as Blade and Imanov lie their in pain!
Fans: OHHHHHHH!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Bah Gawd! Imanov and Blade fought on the Christmas Tree and they just fell all that way down! They might be broken in half! Bah Gawd this is brutal! This is brutal!!
Chuck Thompson: But the fans love it and I’m loving it too! This is amazing but the only way to win is to get to the top of the tree and get that star! Is it worth the risk of climbing up that high though!?
Matheson slides off to the outside and confronts Mazzio but Mazzio grabs him around the neck! Drake Coleman has a candy cane kendo stick and snaps it over Mazzio’s back as Matheson and Drake double team him again! Alexander Lynch joins in as they all try to take out the threat that is Mazzio on the outside! The three men push Mazzio against the apron back first pretty hard! Imanov slides out of the ring and smashes a glass Christmas ball over the back of Mazzio’s head from behind then the four men start stomping Mazzio out!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Mazzio is getting taken apart by 4 of his opponents right now! He’s being quadruple teamed! They know what this guy can do and it’s best to just get him out of the way I guess!!
Chuck Thompson: This guy is a fucking beast! They know what he’s capable of and what he’s achieved in the past, they don’t want him to be able to compete in this match and if they have to set a temporary rivalry to get rid of him then so be it!
Mazzio tosses the 4 men off of him! The fans go nuts and Aubree claps for him as she watches from the announce area! Mazzio picks up Drake and Imanov and holds them from behind! He walks forward with them as they struggle but they can’t break his grasp and Mazzio snatches up Matheson from behind as well! Mazzio bearhugs the 3 men from behind on his own! Lynch crawls to his feet and tries to escape but Mazzio catches him as well! Mazzio bearhugs Matheson, Drake, Imanov and Lynch from behind as he raises them up with great strength! The fans are going nuts as Mazzio squeezes the life out of them and they struggle in pain, trying to break out but Mazzio is just far too powerful!
Fans: OHHHH SHIT! OHHHH SHIT! OHHHH SHIT!
Steve White: OH FUCK! Mazzio with 4 men in a rear bearhug! This guy is a freaking tank!
Chuck Thompson: What the fuck is this guy!?
Mazzio lifts the four men high off of their feet then tosses all four men high in the air with a powerful German Suplex! The Quadruple German Suplex sends the fans into a frenzy of cheers! Mazzio’s strength is off the charts as Imanov hits the outside and Matheson, Drake and Lynch are sent through the barricade! The fans are in shock as Mazzio stands triumphantly around the downed men!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!!
Steve White: SHIT! Mazzio just sent 4 guys flying with that massive throw! I think some of these guys are out cold!!
Chuck Thompson: Wait!? Wait!? It’s JOHN FUCKING BLADE!
The fans go nuts as we pan over to the giant tree! John Blade is three quarters the way up to the top of the tree! Aubree shouts encouragement at Mazzio as he slides in the ring! Mazzio gets in and looks up at a carefully climbing Blade! Mazzio grabs the giant tree from it’s trunk and starts to shake it! The fans go nuts once again as Mazzio gets more and more erratic with the tree’s movements! John Blade loses his balance, the decorations all start to fall down as Mazzio pulls the tree out of whatever is holding it in the ring! Mazzio shakes it some more as John Blade falls from half way straight down to the ring!
Steve White: Mazzio using his amazing physical strength to shake the giant tree and send John Blade tumbling down to the mat! What impact!
Chuck Thompson: John Blade was gonna do it! He was 15 seconds away from winning this one!
Alexander Lynch is to his groggy feet on the bottom of the ramp but he’s half out of it! He starts shouting and screaming at Mazzio and Aubree! Mazzio lifts the tree a little higher and topples it! The massive structure comes crashing down! It hits the ring ropes and breaks the ring! The ring collapses and the massive tree and its decorations fall up the ramp, landing on Alexander Lynch, crushing half of his body as he lies unconscious!
Fans: OHHHH SHIT! OHHHH SHIT! OHHHH SHIT!
Steve White: OH FUCK! BAH GAWD! MAZZIO LOSES IT AND TOPPLES THE DAMN TREE!
The fans are shocked and are all on their feet! Aubree comes around and checks on Mazzio! The tree is down and Mazzio moves it as he gets out of what’s left of the ring! Mazzio walks to the tip of the tree and grabs the star on top of it, opening it up and taking the contract out of it!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… Mazzio!
Everyone is in shock! Mazzio comes over and kisses Aubree and hoists her up on his shoulder as he gives her the star and takes the contract in his other hand.
Steve White: Mazzio just going ape shit at the end there and recklessly destroying half of this damn arena and the tree!!
Chuck Thompson: This guys is fucking terrifying! Get some EMT’s out here right now! Quickly!
EMT’s rush down the area to tend to the 5 other men as Mazzio makes his way backstage with Aubree and his Christmas Chaos contract. We fade out.
We return to the scene where Sah’ta Thor makes his way out on stage! The fans give him a mixed reaction but Thor ignores them, walking with an Award in his hand and an envelope on the podium he approaches.
Steve White: It’s Sah’ta Thor! It’s Sah’ta Thor! We haven’t seen him on TV for a few weeks but he’s out here tonight to award some yearly awards. I have to wonder though, Rissi put him in charge of Mayhem as GM… I thought they let bygones be bygones and were getting along but Thor, quite ungratefully agreed with the others in barring Michael Rissi tonight…
Chuck Thompson: He’s fickle Thor! He’s a snake and always has been! You know the issues he and Rissi had way back when! No doubt Thor has betrayed Rissi’s kindness here tonight!
Thor gets to the podium and waits for the fans to stop their reactions.
Sah’ta Thor: Ladies and gents as the Mayhem GM it gives me great pleasure to introduce the next award of the night… The Woman of the Year! It’s no doubt that many women shone through in 2017 but there is one that went above and beyond and can now call herself woman of the year! That woman is… Aubree Celeste!
The fans go BERSERK! They saw Aubree earlier before in the Christmas Tree match but as she appears to her music on the stage the fans cheer and drown out the announce team with such volume! The fans are going nuts and a beautiful, glowing and pregnant Aubree comes out on the stage with a little bump! She waves out to the fans as she takes the Award from Thor and gets on the podium!
Steve White: A pregnant Aubree Celeste makes history yet again with an incredible year that she just capped off with this amazing achievement!
Chuck Thompson: It’s the logical choice Steve, there really was no other competition for this. Well, well deserved!!
Aubree Celeste: Wow! What an honour it is to Receive such an award! Woman of the year I have to say I am truly thankful and very lucky to have had such an amazing year! I was a triple champion at one point this year! I was the EHWF Champion, the second woman to hold that title, I was the Jr Heavyweight Champion and a Challenge Champion. I won the Meltdown Chamber and I won the Retribution Royale and main evented Scars and Stripes! I have to say it was an incredible year and now I am Woman of the Year for 2017, so many amazing achievements but none as rewarding and as amazing as this!
Aubree steps out and shows off her baby bump to the fans who go nuts as she smiles.
Aubree Celeste: Mazzio and I are so happy and not only do I want to thank him for the amazing support this year but I want to thank all of you amazing fans as well! I really couldn’t do what I do without any of you!
The fans go wild! Aubree nods on with them, she loved their support.
Aubree Celeste: I’ve been gone for a couple of months now since I got pregnant and I’ll be gone for a few more… but in 2018 you’re gonna see Aubree Celeste back and she will kick ass!
The fans go wild! Aubree holds up her trophy and turns, shaking Thor’s hand before she walks up the stage and leaves the area… We cut back down to ringside!
We pan down ringside as broadcasters are getting ready and we see Patricia come to ringside with a mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: The following contest is an Anarchy Tag Team match and it is set for one fall!
Kevin Hunter’s music hits. He runs out to the stage to a flood of boos to which he flips the fans off and laughs. With a cocky swagger, Hunter walks the ring. He gets in and starts taunting the fans before waiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing next from Brooklyn, New York...weighing in at two hundred and thirty-five pounds, representing The Sons of Chaos...he is The Alpha King...Kevin Hunter!!
Alexander Corvis: Hunter is making the transition to Anarchy from Mayhem with his second Anarchy match.
Rose: Kevin is learning things are a lot different on the green brand compared to the red!
With Mama Said Knock You Out playing in the background Jessie walks out onto the stage and starts to bounce around trying to get loose. She waited for a few moments before she walked down and slaps hands with a few fans as she does this before she stops at the steps slapping the top of them before getting in the ring. She then get in and bounces around then if she is out on her own look at the entrance waiting for her opponents or if others are in the ring she looks on at them.
Alexander Corvis: Congratulations go out to Roberts as she announced on Twitter that she and her girlfriend were officially engaged over the Christmas holiday!
Rose: Well isn’t that nice?! You can bet that the Samson Family isn’t going to care right about now.
The lights start dancing to the opening riff of Overkill's “Devils In The Mist.” At the 0.31 mark, Bill Ryder, Brooklyn, escorted by Jake E. Smith III, walk slowly onto the stage. They stand there, Brooklyn stares straight down at the ring while a smirking Ryder glances around. At the 1:15 mark, they make their way down to the ring and step inside. Brooklyn walks directly to their corner while Ryder climbs the opposite one and plays to the booing crowd. Jake waits on the outside.
Patricia Downs: In the ring now, weighing in at a combined weight of four hundred and seventy-eight pounds...representing the Samson Family….Brooklyn and Bill Ryder!!
Alexander Corvis: The combination of technique by Ryder and sheer viciousness by Brooklyn is going to be an interesting teaming of the Samson Family.
Rose: We would be idiots to count out Kevin and Jessie. Kevin Hunter is a former 2 time EHWF Champion and Jessie already has 2 victories over Brooklyn!
DING DING DING!!
Kevin Hunter races across the ring and takes Brooklyn over the top rope to the floor. Jessie Roberts moves in and locks-up with Ryder. The Sovereign King breaks the grasp and punches Jessie in the mouth. Jessie fires back with a reverse knife-edge chop to the chest.
Crowd: WOOOO!
Ryder recoils and then punches Jessie in the mouth again. Jessie recoils and snaps off the chop again.
Crowd: WOOOO!
Kevin climbs up and hits a springboard dropkick to the back of Ryder. Jessie catches Ryder as he stumbles forward for a belly-to-belly suplex. Jessie holds for the cover.
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KICKOUT!!!
Alexander Corvis: Roberts almost wins this opening match! What a feather in her cap if she had pinned the 2017 Man of the Year!
Jessie gives Ryder a hammerfist and then rolls out of the way as Kevin hits a spinning legdrop. Kevin covers.
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Ryder ROLLS HIM UP.
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REVERSAL!!!
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KICKOUT!!!
Alexander Corvis: Roberts and Hunter are working well together.
Rose: Just wait, the Samson Family will have their moment.
Ryder gets to his feet and eats kicks to the gut from both Jessie and Kevin. Jessie grabs Ryder and nods to her partner. Kevin goes to the ropes and Jessie gives Ryder a slam. Kevin pops up to the top and Jessie moves out of the way. Kevin comes down with a flying elbow drop and then covers.
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SHOULDER UP!!!
Ryder goes for a roll-up but Kevin shoves him off and Jessie catches Ryder for an inside cradle.
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KICKOUT!!!
Alexander Corvis: What an intense tag team match!
Rose: Come, Bill, do better!
Kevin goes to the ropes and slips out to the apron. Once out, Brooklyn pops up and nails him with a low blow. Kevin drops to a knee and Brooklyn pulls him off the apron, throwing him hard into the guardrail. Kevin slumps to the floor.
Rose: Time to do work, Samson Family!
Brooklyn slides into the ring. Jessie gets to her feet and Brooklyn hits her with a big forearm shot. Brooklyn is suddenly pulled out of the ring by Hunter. The 2017 Man of the Year pulls the Showtime Champ up in a vertical suplex before dropping her down with a screwdriver piledriver!
Rose: What a devastating move by Bill!
Alexander Corvis: That is one of two new finishers Ryder has added to his arsenal and he calls that the Sovereign!
Ryder covers as Brooklyn and Kevin go toe-to-toe on the outside.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners...the Samson Family...Brooklyn and Bill Ryder!!!
Alexander Corvis: Brooklyn and Ryder pull off the huge victory here at Christmas Chaos!
Rose: I don’t think Brooklyn and Kevin know or even care because they’re going at each other tooth and nail still!
Sure enough the two are still battling out on the floor. Before long officials scramble down to break the two apart. We fade out.
Check Listings for Dates and Times
Steve White: Well fans we're... oh look there's Santa Claus out in the crowd giving presents to all the kids.
Chuck Thompson: Who in their right mind let kids in here?
Alexander Corvis: Well, it is professional wrestling!
Chuck Thompson: Have you ever listened to any of us talk?
Rose: Hey look, he gave those children EHWF action figures! Look the one got the Michael and Joanna Rissi two-pack and the other got Mazzio and Aubree Celeste and already has them out and kicking each other's asses!
Chuck Thompson: See... listen to Rose... I rest my case!
Steve White: That aside, it’s time for another award presentation.
Sah’ta Thor comes back out on the podium that is set up on the stage. Thor takes his place at the podium and looks around for a moment as the fans give a mixed reaction.
Sah’ta Thor: It’s been a very impressive night so far ladies and gents but we have another end of year award to give out and this is for the Tag Team of the Year!
The fans go nuts as Thor puts the award trophy on the podium and starts opening up the envelope.
Sah’ta Thor: Representing the Sons of Chaos… The Team of Kevin Hunter and Conner Creed are the winners of the Tag Team of The Year!
The SoC theme hits and the fans boo as Thor holds the second trophy up. Conner Creed and Kevin Hunter make their way out on stage looking pissed off. Kevin Hunter runs up and pushes Thor out of the way and smacks the podium over while Creed laughs in the back ground with his trophy.
Kevin Hunter: Shut up! Shut up! All you fucking fans need to shut the fuck up! All you weirdos need to shut your mouths and look at this fucking award in my hands right now! It doesn’t matter what matches I win or lose, what matters is this fucking award! Your former EHWF, Tag Team and Jr Heavyweight Champion right here in front of you. Bitches, I was a double fucking champion!
The fans all start to boo Kevin Hunter as Creed laughs behind him and eggs him on. Creed comes behind Hunter and puts his hand on his shoulder, calming him down.
Conner Creed: Tonight, the team of Conner Creed and Kevin Hunter proved that we are the greatest tag team of 2017. Aside from that though we kicked 2017’s ass. Jr Heavyweight Championship, EHWF Championship, Tag Team Championships, Scars and Stripes main events and massive wins… We dominated EHWF as a whole because we were the best duo this year had ever seen! WE don’t only deserve these awards but every award on the fucking list!
Kevin Hunter: If any of you think that a loss here and a loss there for the SoC or any of us individually hurts us then you’re wrong… Bill Ryder, I’m fucking coming for you and then Oliver Black, you’re fucking next! I’ll kill you all if I have to but you’re looking at your next Heavyweight Champion!
Conner Creed: And you’re looking at 2018’s new EHWF Champion! Sons Of Chaos will own both Mayhem and Anarchy and run EHWF like we’re meant to! SoC will only get bigger, better and stronger!
Alex Reigns and Chris Hunter come out behind Creed and Hunter and the men stand in a row on the stage as the fans boo but they smirk.
Kevin Hunter: That being said Creed, let me take advantage of that segway to introduce the newest member of the SoC, ready to start kicking some ass just as soon as his papers clear with management next week!!
Daniel Keegan’s music hits and he comes out on the stage as the fans give a mixed reaction! Keegan, Chris Hunter, Conner Creed, Kevin Hunter and Alex Reigns all stand side by side and raise their fist into the air.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! The SoC is even bigger than before with Daniel Keegan being announced as their newest member!
Kevin Hunter: Daniel Keegan ladies and gentlemen! I bid you all a good night but Bill Ryder, Oliver Black… Get ready to squeal like the little BITCHES you are!
Conner Creed: And Scott Wilson, Jason Dave… I’ll be seeing you real soon… Heh heh…
The SoC leave to the back as we fade out.
Illa Isabella: The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL and it is for the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Junior Heavyweight Championship!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Illa Isabella: In the ring hailing from San Francisco, California...weighing in at one hundred and twenty pounds...she is the challenger...she is The Supernova….Zoe McDraven!!!!!
Steve White: Zoe is really looking to bounce back with a win here tonight and gain the Junior Heavyweight Championship.
Chuck Thompson: She’s lucky to be getting a shot, I would think, after losing to Hall of Famer Drake Coleman at the WAR pay-per-view.
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks through the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And in the ring now...from Houston, Texas…. weighing in at two hundred and twenty pounds...representing the Sons of Chaos….he is the reigning, defending, and undisputed Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Junior Heavyweight Champion….Conner Creed!!
Steve White: This man is one angry individual!
Chuck Thompson: Conner always seems to be in a constant state of drunken pisstivity!
The referee looks at both wrestlers to make sure they're ready before calling for the bell, the match now underway.
DING DING DING!!
Conner runs across the ring and immediately hits Zoe McDraven with a spear! He grabs Zoe's hair and slams the back of Zoe's head into the mat. Conner does it a second time and then a third--the fans showing their support for the aggression that they are seeing! Smirking, Conner pulls himself back up to his feet. Zoe slowly tries to drag herself up as well--Conner immediately grabbing her and shooting her across the ring. Conner waits for Zoe to come back on the rebound and then hits her with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Conner covers.
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Zoe kicks out!
Steve White: Conner’s aggressiveness nearly paying off early!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe’s a tough cookie. It’s going to take a little bit more of Conner’s aggressiveness.
Conner grabs Zoe and drags her back up to her feet. He gets in Zoe's face and begins to yell at her. Conner then hits Zoe in the mouth with a forearm smash and then a second. He grabs Zoe and once again shoots her across the ring. This time, Zoe is ready to strike--leaping into the air and hitting Conner with a flying forearm smash! Zoe hits Conner with a knee shot! She follows it up with a second. She tries to set Conner up for a sitout neckbreaker, though Conner shoves Zoe away. Conner waits for Zoe to turn around and then charges at her--only to have Zoe leap into the air and hit him with a dropsault! Zoe pops back up to her feet and positions herself over Conner, landing on him with a standing moonsault! She hooks the leg for a cover.
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Kickout!
Steve White: Zoe not going out without a fight!
Chuck Thompson: No she’s not, Steve!
Zoe turns around and heads over toward the nearest turnbuckle. She climbs up to the second rope and waits for Conner to pull himself back up to his feet. Once Conner is standing, Zoe leaps off for a missile dropkick! Conner steps out of the way and Zoe crashes hard to the mat instead! Zoe tries to drag herself back up to her feet, only to have Conner run at her and connect with a series of vicious knee strikes! Conner then tries to wrestle Zoe into position for a DDT--only to have Zoe shove him away! Conner stumbles a step before regaining his balance and charges at Zoe. Conner gets caught in a small package.
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Kickout!
Both wrestlers pull themselves back up to their feet. Zoe tries to step toward Conner to grab him--only to have Conner hit her with a perfectly placed superkick to the jaw! Zoe falls to the mat and Conner quickly covers.
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Kickout!
Steve White: This has been close, and these two are going back and forth with each other!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe really wants that Junior Heavyweight title and Conner really wants to hold onto it!
Conner grabs Zoe and yells at her, hitting her with a slap to the face. Zoe stumbles from the impact as Conner Creed bounces off of the ropes. With a loud primal roar, Conner goes to behead Zoe with his Clothesline from Hell!
Chuck Thompson: I think this one’s done!
Zoe manages to duck under the clothesline. A stunned Conner turns to face her and Zoe punts him in the scrotum!
Steve White and Chuck Thompson: OOOHHHH!!!!!
Conner, holding his junk, falls down to one knee. Zoe seizes the opportunity by running toward him stepping off on one leg and swinging the other one up, catching the Junior Heavyweight Champion in the jaw.
Chuck Thompson: Shockwave! Shockwave!
Steve White: Zoe hits one of her finishers! This could be it!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: The winner of this match and NEW the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Junior Heavyweight Champion...Zoe McDraven!!!
Zoe gets up, she can't believe it, she's hurt and exhausted but she's won! The fans go wild as she holds the Jr Heavyweight Champion up and we cut to a promo!
Chuck White: Look, Santa Claus is still handing out presents.
Alexander Corvis: I just saw him hand out what turned out to be various EHWF t-shirts to about a dozen people.
Rose: My God... what is the world coming to when we see Santa this many times?!
Steve White: It’s time for another award presentation.
“Hate Me Now” by Nas featuring Puff Daddy blares throughout the arena as the very dapper suited Joshua Samson walks out to the top of the ramp once again. There is an uproar of jeers throughout the crowd. Samson raises an eyebrow and chuckles upon hearing the disdain from the audience.
Crowd: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Samson makes his way over to the podium that is set up on the entrance stage.
Joshua Samson: So before I even get started, I need my family to come out here and join me on stage….
Samson looks stage right and motions with his hand. After a few minutes, Jake E. Smith III, Edward Fine, Brooklyn, The Mongrel, Astrid Sedin, and Bill Ryder walk out to join their Executive Representative. The collective known as the Samson Family disregard the jeers of the crowd as they stand behind their creator.
Joshua Samson: What you plebs see before you is the unified force known as The Samson Family. When I came into EHWF near the beginning of the year, I presented myself as THE Executive Representative representing the wrestler that would eventually become the 2017 Man of the Year---Bill Ryder. I had decided that this warrior, this man, would be the cornerstone of what I was looking to build in this company.
He genuinely smiles as he places his hand on the shoulder of the Sovereign King.
Joshua Samson: And in building this thing of ours, we have had some hits and misses. Hits like Austin Reynolds, The Mongrel, Astrid Reynolds, and Brooklyn. Misses like Dominic Sapsford and most definitely Misty Vega.
The crowds give a huge cheer at the mention of Misty’s name.
Steve White: This crowd firmly behind the former World Tag Team Champion and former Samson Family member Misty Vega.
Chuck Thompson: Hey, Rose and Alexander, since you two work on Anarchy, can you explain to me what in the hell Misty does?
Rose: Uh...uh…
Alexander Corvis: I think she...well...um…
Joshua Samson: Yes, yes, we know you love Misty but there is no denying that she was a huge miss this year. Yet still the Samson Family has went on an established itself as the most dominate and consistent group this year. Dominant because two time Showtime Championship, World Tag Team Championship, Bad Blood Championship, Challenge Championship, and the Heavyweight Champion are the titles that we have vaulted. Consistent because we have outlasted one offs such as the Corporate Republic Army and pretenders such as the Black Asylum.
It seems as if the Executive Representative chokes back tears as he pauses.
Chuck Thompson: Is that sneaky weasel crying?!
Joshua Samson: What people don’t realize is that I am NOT the Samson Family. The group may bear my name but the emphasis is on the word “family.” This unity you see on this stage has not been bought. This unity isn’t bound together simply to usurp any officer of the company. This. Is. A. Family. And whether you plebs like it or not, THIS is the 2017 Stable of the Year!!
The Samson Family begin to collectively cheer. The crowd quickly drowns them out with jeers.
Joshua Samson: Horsemen, Orders, and Clubs fade but Family is forever!
The group triumphantly walk off the stage to the chorus of boos.
Rose: That kinda makes me proud to be a part of Anarchy.
Chuck White: I wouldn’t go that far, Rose...
Alexander Corvis: There is no denying everything that General Manager Samson said though. The Samson Family has truly earned the award of the 2017 Stable of the Year.
Steve White: Yeah… Too bad that they’re complete assholes though…
We fade out to a promo for Joanna Rissi vs. Oliver Black special event!
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs is ready to introduce the next event of the night. There are Christmas presents and decorations set up all around the outside and the ring!
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a Champion versus Champion!
IIla Isabella: It is set for one fall and will be fought under hardcore rules!
The opening of 'Cloud City' hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp with the Hardcore Championship around her waist she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches its peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first, weighing in at ninety-eight pounds...hailing from Melbourne, Australia... she is the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Hardcore Champion...Joanna Rissi!!!!!
Steve White: This woman has had an incredible year!
Chuck Thompson: She surely has! From winning Meltdown Chambers, Tag Team Championships, and Iron Woman matches. Now she’s representing Mayhem as the Hardcore Champ!
Rose: Doesn’t hurt that her old man is the owner of the company.
Alexander Corvis: Rose, you know that has nothing to do with anything whatsoever. Everything Joanna Rissi has accomplished she earned on her own merit.
The arena goes black before the *Click* *Click* *Click* of Oliver Blacks umbrella echoes throughout the arena. After the clicking stops there is a long pause before the drums of "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains comes in hard
The once pitch black arena is blinded as the Anarchy stage lights up in bright white light, spotlighting "The Nightmare" Oliver Black. Standing in a long black trench coat, fur lining the inside collar. As well as a black plague doctors mask. His trademark umbrella resting on his shoulder. Black soaks in the crowd before opening the umbrella and stalking to the ring a single spotlight following him.
Approaching the ring, Oliver closes the umbrella and rolls under the bottom rope. As the crescendo of the song approaches Black throws off his mask and out his arms
Patricia Downs: And her opponent, weighing in at one hundred and eighty-five pounds….hailing from London, England….representing the Black Asylum...he is the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Bad Blood Champion...he is the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion….he is The Nightmare….Oliver Black!!!!!!!
Steve White: Though Oliver has only been a part of the company for about six months, he has managed to end the year off as not only the Bad Blood Champ but also the Heavyweight Champion!
Alexander Corvis: Black shocked the world when he defeated both Eric Smith and Bill Ryder to capture each of those titles.
Rose: He’s really going to need the protection of his Black Asylum buddies if he’s hoping to hold onto those title in 2018!
Chuck Thompson: Rose may have a point, guys.
DING DING DING!!
The competitors charge and slam into each other with big clotheslines that spin both champions off on impact. Black manages to stay standing while Joanna falls to one knee. As Black tries to come back, Joanna springs up into a knee strike that floors Black and draws blood from his mouth. Joanna jumps on for the cover as the referee jumps into position.
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KICKOUT!!!
Steve White: Joanna went for the early cover and almost beat Oliver!
Rose: Really, Steve? Really?
Black grabs Joanna’s arm, swings his legs up and goes for an arm triangle. Joanna knees Black low and then rolls away as the dual champion clutches at his nether regions. Joanna slides out to the floor and looks around. She finds Black’s umbrella and nods. Black rolls out to the floor and Joanna blasts him in the gut with the still collapsed umbrella. Black doubles over and Joanna blasts him over the back. Black falls to his knees and Joanna cracks him in the back of the head. Black slumps over to the floor and Joanna tosses the umbrella aside. She rolls Black over and covers on the floor.
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Black GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!
Steve White: Joanna Rissi is going crazy on the Nightmare!
Chuck Thompson: We’ll see what happens now that she’s made Oliver taste his own blood!
Joanna sits up on her knees and looks around for the umbrella again. She stands up, moving over to get the weapon from where it is currently near the steel guardrail. Joanna grabs the umbrella and stands up straight, nodding at the weapon. Black starts up to all fours, grasping out at the ring skirt. Joanna slowly starts to turn around and sees Black near the ring skirt, going for the bottom rope. Joanna starts to move in for another umbrella shot. Black spins, throwing something at her. Joanna, opens the umbrella to block the liquid from hitting her, charges forward. Black moves, redirecting the point of the umbrella into the bottom turnbuckle.
As Joanna tries to pull it free, Black drops down to his knees and drills Joanna low under the umbrella. Joanna staggers back, grimacing in pain. Oliver gets on top of Joanna but she manuvers around him and grabs some tinsel, wrapping it around his throat! She chokes Oliver out with it as she gets on his back! Oliver gasps for air but the tinsel breaks and he gets free! Joanna hits the floor but gets up! Oliver wastes no time and runs up, grabbing As she starts to tumble down to a knee, Black comes through with a wicked clothesline that drops the Hardcore Champ to the floor. Black, holding the bottom rope, starts to viciously stomp down at Joanna’s upper body, drilling her in the face, the left shoulder and then the chest. Joanna tries to roll away for cover. Black drops a knee to the neck. Joanna clutches at her head and neck. Black covers, hooking the leg.
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Joanna KICKS OUT!!!
Steve White: Oliver was only a matter of seconds away from gaining the victory there!
Chuck Thompson: How much more of this can Joanna take though?
Alexander Corvis: I for one am amazed at the resiliency that Rissi has displayed.
Black grabs Joanna by the head, sits her up, and then fires her back down violently against the thinly matted floor. Joanna clutches at her head. Black drags Joanna up and tosses her into the ring. Joanna staggers up, stumbling drunkenly. Black pulls the umbrella loose, closes it up, and tosses it into the ring. As he starts looking for something else, Joanna finds the umbrella and picks it up. Black grabs a tinsel wrapped steel chair and dives into the ring. Joanna turns and tries to blast him with the umbrella again but Black uses the festive chair like a shield to block the shot. Joanna spins, her hands ringing causing her to drop the umbrella. Black rears back and blasts Joanna across the back.
Rose: That’s going to leave a mark!
Joanna falls to all fours, gritting her teeth in pain. Black drops the chair and then grabs the umbrella. He hooks Joanna by the throat with the handle of the umbrella and pulls her head up off the mat. Black gets his foot up behind it and gives Joanna a curbstomp onto the mat!
Black tosses aside the umbrella, relishing every second of this. He drops down, rolls the now bloody Joanna over and covers.
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Joanna KICKS OUT!!!
Chuck Thompson: How did she get out of that?!
Steve White: I...
Chuck Thompson: Oliver curbstomps her with a damn umbrella...
Steve White: And it doesn’t put Joanna down!
Oliver Black goes over and unwraps one of the presents on the outside and pulls out an Xbox 360. As Joanna tries to get up Black cracks the game console over the back of Joanna’s head and she goes back down, holding her head in pain! Black drags Joanna up and throws her into the nearest corner. Joanna hits hard against the turnbuckles. Black blasts her with the umbrella in the stomach. Black drops the weapon and belts Joanna in the mouth with a straight right that draws yet more blood. Black moves back toward the center of the ring. Joanna staggers out of the corner. Black runs forward and attempts to connect with his Jack the Ripper (kinshasa).
Using her ring awareness, Joanna manages to duck under Black’s Jack the Ripper. Black stops at the ropes and sees one of the giant present boxes moving around. He fixates on that for a moment, worried about what it is!
Steve White: What the heck is that? A present box is actually moving!? Is someone in there? Black looks freaked out!
Black realises that he’s being distracted and he turns back to Joanna! He rushes her but she spins a kick right into his gut! She bounces off of the ropes and sprints at him but he takes her down with a hip and shoulder! Joanna gets up and Black goes for Jack The Ripper but Joanna sidesteps it again and Black stumbles! He spins around and sees the box has stopped moving! He gets up but Joanna runs up and kicks his leg out! Joanna hits Black with Celestial Shot and he goes down! The fans go NUTS as Black is down and Joanna stumbles over exhausted after the shot!
Rose: Oh shit!
Alexander Corvis: Crude but my sentiments exactly, Rose! This isn't serious right now!?
Joanna stumbles forward and drops on top of Black for the cover.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner...Joanna Rissi!!!
Alexander Corvis: Rissi did it! Rissi has defeated Black!
Rose: Holy shit! She really did it?
Oliver Black gets up, enraged as he looks back at the now stationary present box on the outside and back at Joanna who is catching her breath with a smile on her face and her title belt on her arm. Oliver shakes his head, looking at the present then back at Joanna who is now standing across from him in the ring!
Steve White: Uh oh! Joanna with that massive upset here and that huge victory and now Oliver Black isn’t gonna be too happy about that! I don’t know what that movement from that giant present was out there that maybe distracted him for a moment was but I know that Joanna didn’t even notice it!
Chuck Thompson: C’mon! What an excuse by these Anarchy guys! Mayhem is superiour and Oliver Black just didn’t have what it took! Now what? The embarrassed Heavyweight Champion is gonna lose it?
Rose: I think you should check the ratings again before you go spouting that superior crap, Chuck!
Steve White: Don't ask me to check the ratings Rose because you'll just get embarrassed!
The fans go nuts for Joanna as she approaches Black. She extends her hand to him and he looks down at it. He looks back at the present and then at Joanna, she defiantly keeps her hand in front of him and Oliver nods, shaking her hand! The fans LOSE IT!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Oliver Black taking it all in right now and shaking Joanna’s hand!
Alexander Corvis: He should, he might have lost but it was an amazing match!
They shake hands but Oliver shakes for just a second too long and blindsides Joanna by quickly booting her in the midsection! Joanna goes down and Oliver starts stomping her out as the cheers turn to a mass of boos!
Steve White: Dammit! That no good Anarchy trash! Oliver Black is outta line here! The match is over! She didn't know dammit!
Black keeps stomping Joanna out until the giant present starts moving again! The giant ribbon unwraps and the present box unfolds as we see a man sprint out from it! Black still had it in the corner of his eye! We can’t see who the man is but he slides in the ring as Black grabs his umbrella! He swings but the man ducks it and hits Black with a mean right hand! Right hand! Right hand! Black gets rocked with them against the ropes! Right hand! Right hand! Right hand! A knee to the gut drops black as the man turns around and we see that it is Ryan Morgan!
Steve White: WHAT!? WHAT!? Ryan Morgan! Ryan Morgan! Ryan Morgan! He’s here! He’s back! Ryan Morgan is fucking back and he’s taking out Oliver Black right now!
The fans are going NUTS for Morgan’s return right now!! Morgan picks Black up and backhands him! Morgan swings but Oliver ducks him and runs back, taking Morgan down with a big hip and shoulder! Oliver just went through a massive hardcore match and he’s hurt and exhausted, he has to take the time to recover on the mat! Joanna watches on from the corner with her title belt as the fans go nuts!
Alexander Corvis: Ryan Morgan has no business being out here right now and no business attacking the Heavyweight Champion after a brutal match! Why was he hiding in that present, just to do this after the match!?!
Both men get up and start trading rights and lefts in the center of the ring! Morgan ducks one and hits Oliver with a big snap neckbreaker! The fans go nuts as Oliver rolls out of the ring in pain! Oliver can’t fight another big fight right now, he’s hurt, tired and bleeding but Ryan is at full health! Ryan yells out to the fans, hyping them up as they go nuts! He kicks the Bad Blood title out of the ring then he kicks the Heavyweight title out of the ring! Ryan takes off his designer suit jacket and loosens up his tie and vest before sliding out of the ring! Oliver gets to a knee, trying to get up but Ryan grabs a glass Christmas ball from the outside and smashes it over the back of Oliver’s head! The fans go NUTS! Oliver hits his hands and knees on the floor and screams out in pain as glass sticks out of the back of his head and he bleeds!
Ryan Morgan: THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT BRUV! You want relevance, how’s that for relevance champ! I ain’t fuckin’ about! I ain’t Bill Ryder mate, I’m right here!
Steve White: Morgan sending a message and a half right now! The Heavyweight Champion has been targeted by Ryan Morgan here tonight and Morgan is just in another zone right now!
The fans are all on their feet! Morgan isn’t done and he runs up, hitting Oliver Black in the side of the head with a massive soccerball kick! The fans lose it and Oliver Black is down! Ryan celebrates around the outside for a moment as a semi conscious Black rolls around in pain! Ryan starts to stomp Oliver out on the floor but he only gets 2 or 3 in as Misfit and Losak appear on the stage and send Raab and McPherson barrelling out down the ramp!
Misfit and Losak give chase too but Morgan sprints off and vaults the barricade! Morgan escapes through the crowd and Raab and McPherson stop at the barricade while Losak and Misfit help a bleeding and hurt Oliver Black up!
Steve White: Ryan Morgan legged it out of here as The Black Asylum showed up to stop him from doing anymore damage to Oliver Black but damn… I gotta say, Ryan did a lot of damage and not only did he do that but he sent a clear and direct message to Black and the rest of Anarchy!!
Alexander Corvis: That he did but he messed up one thing… He left Oliver Black alive! Black is still standing and conscious and he’s gonna want to FUCK Morgan up now!! What has Morgan gotten himself into!?
Losak and Raab help Black up. Black pushes them off of him but he falls to his knees in too much pain! Black forces himself up to his feet as Joanna Rissi is already up on the stage. Black is helped up by Losak and Misfit but his eyes boom back into place as he and The Black Asylum stare at Joanna Rissi from the bottom of the ramp. Misfit points at Joanna, yelling an inaudible at her as she smirks and holds her Hardcore Championship up high. Black is hurt, tired and bleeding but he’s all right, he’s beat up but he can walk with Losak and Misfits help! Joanna with one last smirk leaves backstage. Oliver Black pushes the others off of him and limps over to the ring, kicking the steel steps in anger as he stumbles around forcing Raab to catch him. We fade out, seeing the final image of Oliver Black looking groggy and enraged on his bleeding face!
Steve White: We’re back and it’s time once again for another award presentation!
Once again “Hate Me Now” by Nas featuring Puff Daddy blares throughout the arena as the very dapper suited Joshua Samson walks back out onto the entrance stage. The customary uproar of jeers breaks out throughout the crowd. Samson raises an eyebrow and chuckles upon hearing the disdain from the audience.
Alexander Corvis: I can’t imagine how GM Samson deals with such hate.
Rose: Far better than any of us.
Chuck Thompson: Not like he doesn’t deserve it!
Samson makes his way over to the podium.
Crowd: SAMSON SUCKS! SAMSON SUCKS!
Joshua Samson: That never gets old, you plebs. You people should band together, collect all your pennies, and take this Pitch Perfect Three final tour on the road.
The crowd gets louder, if possible, which causes the Anarchy General Manager Extraordinaire to chuckle.
Joshua Samson: Anyway...the next award is for the Newcomer of the Year and this should be a damn no-brainer! There has been no Extremist, no Anarchist, within this company that has made the immediate impact upon their arrival. From the moment she picked up an EHWF microphone, you had to know that this woman could talk the talk. From the moment she wrestled in her first match, you had to know that this woman could walk the walk. So, all you plebs, get out of those chairs and put your hands together for the Queen of Anarchy, the two thousand and seventeen EHWF Newcomer of the Year….Astrid Sedin!!
“Dark Horse” by Our Last Night begins to play through the PA system as the lights flash in varying hues of pale purple and blue. Astrid makes her way out, her EHWF Challenge Championship nestled snugly around her waist.
Rose: This should definitely come as no surprise!
Alexander Corvis: That is true. Sedin has been on a trajectory that is out of this world!
Steve White:There has been no newcomer this year that has made the impact that she has.
Chuck Thompson: I guess I can agree with you guys...
Astrid makes her way over to Samson and the two exchange a tight hug. The two exchange inaudible words before the Anarchy General Manager hands her the award. He steps back allowing Astrid her time in the spotlight. She glances at the award for a moment before resting it on the podium and proceeding to speak.
Astrid Sedin: Well… I could say that I didn’t see this coming but let’s face it… I know that you and I both knew that I had this one in the bag. I’ve done nothing but win left and right, except for my loss against Bill Ryder, for almost a year now and none of these other newbies can claim they’ve done the things that I have. Sure they’ve held titles and one of the most daft ones even thinks her new position means she’s to be taken seriously. But in all honesty… I’m the only one to deserve it. What other newbie in 2017 has done what I have? Oliver Black? Ha… he got lucky on one occasion.
The crowd explodes in boos.
Astrid Sedin: I guess I should thank some people seeing as that’s what they do on the Golden Globes. First… I would like to thank my dumb shit parents who made me into the hardened bitch that you see before you today. Secondly, I’d like to thank Bill Ryder and Joshua Samson before the two of them helped me along the path to greatness. Bill gave me the biggest challenge and we put on the BEST match that this company has seen in a very long time. Josh and Bill have helped my career in so many ways… I doubt I’d ever be able to repay them. And Amanda Greene, or Mandi as I call her, thanks for being there for me to rant about every and anything. You’re honestly the best friend that I’ve ever had… sorry Bill. And thanks to all the haters I have and those to come… because without you… I wouldn’t enjoy proving you all wrong and pissing you all off.
The crowd showers her with jeers again.
Steve White: Although she will never win any fan favorite awards there is no denying that Astrid is worthy of the 2017 Newcomer of the Year award!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, I guess there isn’t!
Rose: With her momentum from 2017, she may well be damn unstoppable come 2018!
Astrid grabs her award and turns to leave but Samson genty grabs her by the arm.
Joshua Samson: Hold on a minute, Asti…
Alexander Corvis: What is this about?
Joshua Samson: Now with pressing public business out of the way, I can move on to something that is very personal and far more important than anything else going on around here.
The Newcomer of the Year has a bit of a confused look upon her face. Folding her arms across her chest, Astrid just looks at Samson for a bit.
Astrid Sedin: What’s going on Joshua?
The words are barely audible as Samson runs a hand over his bearded face as Astrid remains standing there, her bright blue eyes looking a bit concerned.
Joshua Samson: So...wow...I didn’t realize that I would be tripping over my words. I’ve been over this a thousand times before today and now with you right in front of me I’m tongue tied.
Steve White: Is that beads of sweat running down Joshua Samson’s forehead?
Chuck Thompson: It looks like that sneaky weasel is taking the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Rose: Somebody needs to get in there and give Mister Samson a towel or something.
Alexander Corvis: This is very strange.
Astrid started to look a bit cross, folding her arms across her chest. She was confused and starting to get a bit agitated because that’s just how Astrid was.
Astrid Sedin: Uh Josh… look… you’re starting to embarrass yourself. You’ve got beads of sweat upon your brow.
Reaching into his suit coat, Samson produces a green silk handkerchief and wipes his face which only seems to produce even more perspiration.
Joshua Samson: I think it’s the lights. Yeah, yeah, it’s the lights. They’re brighter than normal, huh?
Astrid Sedin: I have layers of makeup on and I’m fine. Come on Joshua!
She ran her fingers along the top of her championship belt, glaring at Joshua as she slowly started to tap her toe.
Joshua Samson: Wow...are you sure?
The sweat seems to come down more profusely now. Samson’s skin becomes paler.
Joshua Samson: I-I c-can’t believe...believe…
With a sudden quickness, Samson runs and falls to his knees near the edge of the entrance stage behind him and regurgitates to the floor below!
Steve White: JOSHUA SAMSON HAS JUST THROWN UP EVERYWHERE!
Chuck Thompson: HAHAA!!
Rose: Looks like he had the seafood platter for lunch! The shrimp buffet strikes again!
Alexander Corvis: We might need medical assistance down here at once!
Astrid rushed to one of the ring side crew and when she turned around, she had a towel in hand and wiped Samson’s mouth and brow (with different ends duh). She seemed concerned genuinely and that had instantly taken over her agitation.
Astrid Sedin: What is going on Joshua?
She handed him the towel and tried to help him back up to his feet as a few crew guys rush down to the floor to clean up the puke. Moving to one knee, Samson, still flushed, looked up at the young woman.
Joshua Samson: A-A-Astrid…
He reaches into his suit jacket again and this time produces a small jewelry box. Astrid’s eyes grew wide as she took a step back, her hand coming up to cover her mouth and the fact that her jaw was practically on the floor.
Astrid Sedin: Josh… what are you playing at right now?
It was safe to say Astrid was shocked to the very limit. Samson inhales deeply, literally regaining his composure. He looks down to the floor before making direct eye contact with Astrid.
Joshua Samson: I’m not playing at anything, Asti. It’s been an out in the open secret that we have been an item. These plebs are idiots but even they’ve known we have been seeing each other the past few months.
He takes a big gulp before continuing.
Joshua Samson: In these past months I have never ever felt like I have been feeling. You have become so much more to me than a client...so much more than a roommate...you have become my very breath I breathe.
He opens the jewelry box to reveal an enormous diamond ring that featured a gorgeous pink center stone. Astrid’s eyes grew even wider as tears slowly began to form in the inner corners of her eyes. She was rendered speechless even though she knew what she wanted to say.
Joshua Samson: Astrid Sedin…
Never breaking eye contact, he reaches out to hold her right hand.
Joshua Samson: ...will you---
“PLAYTIME’S OVER!!”
The shrill screeching words echo over the sound system right before the mysterious face painted woman that has been attacking Astrid for weeks walks onto the entrance stage behind the couple. A shocked Samson jumps to his feet and instinctively steps in front of Astrid.
Astrid Sedin: What… the actual…
Astrid pushes Samson out of the way and starts removing her championship from her waist, readying herself for a fight. She wasn’t going to be letting this mystery woman surprise her again.
Astrid Sedin: BRING IT BITCH!
The mystery woman extends her tongue as she clenches her fist. Samson jumps in between the space of the two woman.
Joshua Samson: Wait, wait, wait! This isn’t going to happen! Not now! Not EVER!
Steve White: What in the hell is going on here?!
Mystery Woman: Why not, Joshy? Why are you so scared to let your new little piggie face Killjoy?!
Chuck Thompson: Does this woman know that sneaky weasel?
Alexander Corvis: Killjoy? Killjoy? Why does that name sound so familiar?
Rose: One of your old flames, Alexander?
Alexander Corvis: Hardly, Rose.
Astrid Sedin: Who is she Joshua!? Why is she calling you Joshy? TELL ME!
Astrid’s eyes were filled with rage and her face was starting to turn a bright crimson color as her fists started to ball up. Astrid was on the brink of exploding and it wasn’t very pretty. Samson continued to stay between them but Astrid tried darting around him to get to the mystery woman, again stopped by Samson.
Astrid Sedin: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? Let me kick her ass!
Killjoy: There will be no ass kicking tonight, little piggie. Just like there will be no proposal either…
Joshua Samson: Shut up, Kelli! Get the hell off this stage right now or I’ll have your ass arrested! I’ve warned you countless times about showing up here!
Samson slightly turns his attention to the irate Astrid.
Joshua Samson: Come on, Asti. Forget about this deranged chick.
Astrid stands her ground and folds her arms across her chest.
Astrid Sedin: WHO IS SHE JOSHUA!? Kelli… who’s Kelli? You better tell me who she is or things aren’t going to be very pretty. And you know that isn’t an idle threat… it’s a promise. SO SPILL!
The longer she waits, the more ticked off Astrid becomes.
Joshua Samson: She’s nobody! We’ll talk about this backstage in privacy, Asti.
Killjoy: There’s no more running, Joshua. No place you can go to replace OUR past. Your little piggie will NEVER be your wife because WE...ARE….STILL...MARRIED!!
Crowd: OHHH SHIT!
Steve White, Chuck Thompson, Alexander Corvis, and Rose: HOLY SHIT!!
Astrid suddenly leaps into Killjoy, raining down heavy punches upon her. Samson rushes over to pull Astrid off but is met with a hard slap from Astrid that sends him stumbling back and falling onto his behind.
Steve White: All hell has broken loose now!
Alexander Corvis: We need security out here pronto!
Astrid re-mounts Killjoy and keeps going after her, throwing in a few knees to the kidneys for good measure. Astrid grabs a handful of Killjoy’s hair and pulls her up to her feet before sending her flying into the Christmas trees and prop presents that line the stage.
Chuck Thompson: I can’t believe that sneaky weasel Samson has got two chicks fighting over him!
At this point Samson begs Astrid to calm down but she’s not listening. She charges at a seated Killjoy and drills her knee into the temple of Samson’s “wife”. Backing away from the two of them, an upset and pissed off Astrid screams at Samson before turning and running backstage, leaving her belt behind and not caring about anything.
Alexander Corvis: What an amazing turn of events that have just happened? We thought we were going to see the marriage proposal by General Manager Samson to Astrid Sedin but instead we get the revelation that Samson is already married!
Chuck Thompson: Not only is that sneaky weasel already married but he’s married to the woman that has been attacking Astrid on numerous occasions!
Rose: This is unbelievable! And people think I have a dysfunctional relationship with my baby daddy!
Security rushes onto the stage and secures a struggling and screaming Killjoy. Samson, slap mark bright red on his face, looks on with remorse. Once Killjoy is dragged away, he slowly walks over and secures Astrid’s Challenge Championship belt. Holding it close to his chest, he suddenly turns and bolts backstage.
Steve White: We’ll be right back after we get things cleaned up around here.
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Sah'ta Thor appears once more as we return to the arena; this time looking nervous as he approaches the podium on the stage.
Sah'ta Thor: Ladies and Gentlemen the next award of the night is the Match of The Year and it goes to the Kristallnacht match at Scars and Stripes for the Bad Blood Championship where Eric Smith took on Brandon Bash!
The fans go wild with cheers but give a mixed reaction as the lighting changes and Brandon Bash's music hits!
Steve White: What!? It can't be!!
Chuck Thompson: It is!!
Brandon Bash comes out to his music as the fans go nuts! He looks out at them on the stage for a moment before walking down the ramp! He ignores the fans and gets to the ring as he grabs a mic! He gets in the ring and waits for the crowd to quiet down before he speaks!
Brandon Bash: That’s right savages… It’s me… I’m back FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY!
The fans go back to their custom booing of Brandon Bash as he smirks at them from the ring with the boos getting louder and louder with the announce team highlighting it from their desk!
Brandon Bash: I have to hear the crap about people calling themselves the most hated in EHWF History? Joshua Samson? Bill Ryder? Kevin Hunter? Hahaha give me a break! The amount of hate that these fans had for me and still have for me, you assholes couldn’t come anywhere near! You’re just a bunch of pussies… I did Cuba, I did the Corporate Powers and I did just about everything else… Face it, I’m just better at it guys…
The boos flood back in and Bash holds his arms out and closes his eyes, bathing in it all! Bash holds the award up that he snatched off of Thor on the stage.
Brandon Bash: ...Just like I’m better at wrestling… I deserve this award because I tore down the house this year. This old guy that everyone hated and everyone wanted to beat up ended up putting on the best show of the year… Yeah I lost but so what.
Bash holds up the award again.
Brandon Bash: Everyone knows that Eric Smith just got lucky… and where is Eric Smith now hmm? Where is Eric Smith today, huh? He’s at home, hurt from his little match with Olly Black, nursing his wounds like a little pussy instead of being here and fighting like a man… Pathetic
Steve White: Now, that’s a bit uncalled for isn’t it?
Brandon Bash: That is why I am awarding myself this award and ONLY me for the Match of the Year! For his amazing performance in the Bad Blood Championship match at Final Destination… BRANDON BASH!
Bash applauds himself but the fans boo and Bash laughs, flipping them off.
Brandon Bash: I’d say thanks to the fans but we all know you Kiwi’s suck ass… Had to fly all the way down here, deal with jetlag… THANK YOU TO ME! That’s all!
This pisses the fans off a lot as they spiral into riot-like booing and start pelting the ring with garbage as security tries to calm them. Bash exits the ring, holding his award up the whole time. Bash extends his hand to Thor on the stage but as Thor goes to shake it, Bash pulls his hand away and leaves Thor hanging, running his hand through his hair! The fans boo as he exits and we cut back to the ring where Patricia Downs and Illa Isabella are getting in with their mics, ready to introduce the main event of the night.
Patricia Downs: The following match is the Christmas Chaos main event!
Illa Isabella: It is a Champions versus Champions match featuring the Mayhem World Tag Team Champions and the Anarchy Challenge Champions!
The lights start dancing to the opening riff of Overkill's “Devils In The Mist.” At the 0.31 mark, Astrid Sedin, title around her waist, The Mongrel, title slung over his shoulder, escorted by Jake E. Smith III, walk slowly onto the stage. They stand there, The Mongrel staring straight down at the ring while a smirking Astrid glances around. At the 1:15 mark, they make their way down to the ring and step inside. The Mongrel walks directly to their corner while Astrid climbs the opposite one and plays to the booing crowd. Jake waits on the outside.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... at a combined weight of four hundred and seventy-eight pounds….representing the Samson Family….they are the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Challenge Champions... Astrid Sedin and The Mongrel!!!
Alexander Corvis: Just look at the focus on the face of Sedin and The Mongrel!
Rose: If looks could kill we would all be dead!
Steve White: This should be a good one!
Whatever by Our Lady Peace hits the PA and from out behind the curtains, Jason Dave slowly makes his way out onto the stage. Sporting a pair of athletic shorts and a white tang top, he makes his way down the ring slowly, making eye contact with nearly every member of the EHWF universe. He stops when he reaches ring side and takes a lap around the ring. He walks up the steel ring steps and grazes his palm across the top rope and looks out to the crowd with his signature smirk. He enters through the middle rope and then reaches the center of the ring. He smiles and chuckles softly before removing his tang top and tossing it to the side of the ring. He perches himself on one of the far corners of the ring and waits for tag team partner to come out to the ring.
Illa Isabella: And their opponents tonight... First… Gods Gift to Pro Wrestling… Jason Dave!
The intro to the theme song plays out coupled with some strobing white lights. Scott appears right as the beat drops and wastes no time getting to the ring. He does slap a few front-rower's hands before he enters the squared circle. Now in the ring, Scott takes a moment to get the crowd hyped and shows off a little bit before the match begins.
Illa Isabella: Introducing next… His partner tonight… He is the EHWF Champion… Scott Wilson! Together they are the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation World Tag Team Champions!
Steve White: Just listen to the fans cheering for these two superstars, guys!
Chuck Thompson: Who would have ever thought that these two best friends would be the World Tag Team Champions?!
Alexander Corvis: It is definitely a feel good moment in EHWF history!
DING DING DING!!
Astrid Sedin and Jason Dave start the match, both competitors circle around the ring for a few moments before meeting in the middle and locking up. Dave manages to push Astrid back towards the ropes before sending her across the ring. He waits for her to come back and swings for a clothesline. Astrid ducks underneath and runs to the other side of the ring. She comes charging back, leaps through the air, and knocks Dave down with a massive flying forearm.
Astrid smirks before she picks Dave back up to his feet and plants him hard in the midsection with a kick. Astrid whips Dave into the corner, runs in after him, and plants God’s Gift to Wrestling with a clothesline. Dave drops down into a sitting position. Astrid backs across the ring before charging in and nailing Dave right under the chin with a two footed dropkick. Astrid grabs Dave’s feet and pulls him to the center of the ring where she goes for the cover.
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Dave gets her shoulder up at two and a half!
Steve White: After the events earlier tonight during her Newcomer of the Year presentation, you have to wonder how focused Astrid is coming into this match?
Alexander Corvis: You have a very good point there, White. Emotionally Sedin has to be completely spent.
Rose: She may be emotionally spent but you best believe that Astrid isn’t going to go out without a fight. Besides when your tag team partner is a near four hundred pounds and seven feet tall she doesn’t have to worry about a whole lot!
Astrid pulls Dave back up to his feet before kicking him in the midsection and then quickly planting him with a snap suplex. She smirks as she walks over to the Reason Why There Is Fear On Earth and tags him into the match.
Chuck Thompson: Jason needs to get out of there!
Mongrel stalks Dave as he starts to slowly get back up. Mongrel grabs him by the hair and pulls him up to his feet. He looks in Dave in the eyes before tossing him into his corner and telling him to tag in the World Champion.
Alexander Corvis: Looks like The Mongrel is in a kind mood tonight, guys.
Rose: His mood could change like the weather...
Dave tags in Wilson, who does not waste any time in going after Mongrel. He hits him with a few right hands but it seems to have no effect on Mongrel. Wilson runs to the ropes, bounces back, and nails Mongrel with a clothesline but that barely moves the big man. Wilson tries it again but this time he comes flying back, gets scooped off of his feet, and slammed hard into the mat with a side slam. Mongrel hooks the leg.
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Chuck Thompson: It’s going to take a hell of a lot more than that for The Mongrel to put the current World Champion away!
Rose: If I was Scott I would have just got it over with.
Chuck Thompson: That’s why he is a champion and you are not!
Mongrel pulls Wilson back up to his feet and whips him into the corner. He goes charging in after him. Wilson gets his feet up and plants Mongrel right underneath the chin, knocking him back. Mongrel comes again and again Scott gets his feet up and knocks the big man back. Wilson jumps up to the second turnbuckle and leaps forward as Mongrel comes in for a third time. Wilson knocks him down with a huge shoulder tackle. Scott quickly gets to his feet and starts to stomp after stomp after stomp on Mongrel; doing everything in his power to not let him get back to his feet.
Steve White: This is a smart move by Scott keeping The Mongrel off his feet like this.
Rose: Yeah but once The Mongrel gets back up he is going to explode!
Mongrel finally manages to get back to his feet, and gets met by a hard right hand from Wilson. He quickly sends Mongrel across the ring and waits for him to come back before scooping him up and dropping him with a massive Samoan drop that shakes the ring from the impact!
Alexander Corvis: The impact is off the Richter scale!
Wilson quickly hooks the leg.
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KICK OUT!
Chuck Thompson: It looks like the EHWF Champion has no fear of the big bad Mongrel.
Rose: The match isn’t over with yet, Chuck. Still plenty of time left in the match for Scott to learn about fear!
Wilson gets back up to his feet and waves Mongrel to get back up. When he does, Wilson quickly hooks Mongrel up and goes for a suplex. Mongrel uses his leg to block it and nails Wilson with a hard right hand before throwing him across the ring. Mongrel charges after him and damn near kicks his head off with a big boot. Wilson crumples on the floor as Mongrel uses the time to catch his breath.
Steve White: Both of them men have went all out in this match so far!
Mongrel shakes out the cobwebs in his head before pulling Wilson back up to his feet and nailing him with a few hard right hands before kneeing him in the gut. Mongrel locks him up and slams him hard on the mat with a pumphandle slam. He then backs up and drops a huge leg drop right across the throat of Wilson. Mongrel pulls him back into the center of the ring and goes for the cover.
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Kick Out!
Alexander Corvis: That looks like it hurt.
Chuck Thompson: Let a man of that size drop his leg on your throat and then you would know it more than hurts!
Mongrel pulls Wilson back to his feet and pulls him into the corner where he tags in the 2017 Newcomer of the Year. Mongrel holds Wilson in place while Astrid climbs to the top, jumps off, and drops Wilson with a double axe handle smash. Mongrel climbs out of the rings while Astrid stomps away at the back of Wilson. Astrid steps away and waits for Wilson to get back his feet before she charges across the ring and knocks him back down with a dropkick. She then hooks his head and drops him with a DDT. Astrid covers.
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Rose: Stay on him, Astrid!
Chuck Thompson: You know she can’t hear you, Rose?
Rose: Shut up, Chuck!
Astrid quickly get back to her feet. She pulls Wilson up and looks for a Russian leg sweep. Wilson blocks it, pulls her towards him, and knocks her down with a massive clothesline. Wilson drops to his knees and crawls towards his corner where he makes the hot tag.
Dave jumps over the ropes and quickly goes on the assault with a few stern kicks to the midsection of Astrid. Dave pulls her to her feet and whips her into the corner. Dave charges in and hits Astrid with a clothesline. As he makes the contact, he hooks his arm around Astrid’s head, leaps forward, and nails her with a bulldog. Dave quickly rolls Astrid over and hooks the leg.
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Kick Out!
Steve White: Jason nearly won this match right there!
Alexander Corvis: Nearly is not good enough in EHWF, White, you should know that by now!
Dave pulls Astrid back up to her feet and hits her a few times before sending her to the ropes. He waits for her to come bouncing back before going for a dropkick but Astrid hooks her arms over the ropes to stop her momentum. Dave his the mat with a “splat” knocking the wind right out of himself. Astrid quickly tags in Mongrel, who steps over the top rope and waits for Dave to get back to his feet. He charges in and catches Dave with a BIG BOOT that makes him do a backflip somersault!
Rose: Put a fork in Two First Names cause he’s done!
Mongrel isn’t done yet as he drags a lifeless Dave to his feet and nails him with the Doomsday Disaster (Argentina backbreaker)!
Chuck Thompson: I hate to say this but I think Jason may not be getting up from that.
Mongrel makes the cover as Astrid charges across the ring and nails Wilson with a dropkick that knocks him off the apron. The referee starts to counts.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winners of this match...The Mongrel and Astrid Sedin...the Samson Family!!
Astrid and Mongrel get up and the fans boo wildly as they celebrate and taunt in the ring. Mongrel runs up and punts Dave across the ring with a boot to the ribs! Mongrel then turns to Scott Wilson and starts to beat him up on the mat while Astrid rushes over to Dave on the mat and starts stomping him out with the fans going wild with boos and pelting the ring with garbage!
Steve White: This isn’t over! Damn Samson Family is pissed off and they’re taking it out on Wilson and Dave for whatever reason! They won the match, the match is over, isn’t that enough! Damn Anarchy scum!
Alexander Corvis: I don’t condone this at all!
Astrid and Mongrel continue the assault until the lights suddenly go out!
Steve White: The lights went out! What’s happening!?
Alexander Corvis: Who is it!? What is it!?
The Black Asylum appears at the bottom of the ramp as the lights flicker on and they’re PISSED! Astrid’s eyes widen as they quickly storm the ring! She backs off and as Raab comes in the ring, Mongrel runs up to him and grabs him around the neck! Raab grabs Mongrel around the neck as well and they wrestle for control! McPherson also runs up and grabs Mongrel around the neck and Mongrel gets overpowered! A bruised Oliver runs up and hits Mongrel in the chest with the tip of his umbrella! Raab and McPherson then raise Mongrel up and plant him down with a big chokeslam! The fans go wild! Astrid looks worried as she tries to back off but Misfit is behind her and Oliver is in front of her with Raab and McPherson turning their attention to her as well!
Steve White: The Black Asylum! The Black Asylum! Bah Gawd their out here and they’re gonna destroy Astrid now!
Alexander Corvis: Where’s the rest of the Stable of the Year at!?
Astrid looks at the ropes for escape but Losak gets on the apron and barks at her! She runs up and elbows him off of the apron then finds herself in the grasp of Oliver who swats her in the head with a mean umbrella shot! Raab manhandles Astrid as she screams and he plants her with a massive Killerbuster as the fans shrill at the sight and impact!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! That was brutal! Astrid just copped it! No respect for anything!
Alexander Corvis: Looks like Dave is next!
Black whips Jason Dave into the grasp of The Misfit who quickly hits him with Sanity! Dave is down and The Black Asylum stand tall and victorious! They turn their attention to a downed Scott Wilson but Joshua Samson’s music hits and Samson, Jake Smith, Bill Ryder and Brooklyn appear on the stage and sprint out to the ring!
Steve White: Samson Family! Samson Family! Here they come!
Alexander Corvis: Shit is about to get real right now! We’ve been waiting!
Jake and Joshua stop at the apron as Bill and Brooklyn slide in! Brooklyn instantly runs a big boot into Samuel McPherson’s chest and takes him down! Bill starts brawling with Oliver Black trading lefts and rights! Raab is on Brooklyn and they start brawling, with Raab dropping Brooklyn with a big uppercut! Misfit low blows Bill from behind and Oliver Black backs off, taking Bill out with Darkness Falling! The fans go nuts but that’s only until we hear the SoC theme and the rev of motorcycles!
Steve White: Ohhhhh! Shit! Shit is about to get real right now!
Alexander Corvis: Sons of Chaos! We’ve got Black Asylum, Samson Family, Wilson and Dave and now the Sons of Chaos out here and there is complete chaos here in the ring now!
Chuck Thompson: Sons of Chaos are PISSED and they are gonna FUCK everyone up!
They park their motorcycles in rows on the ramp as Daniel Keegan gets off and stands guard on the ramp with his arms folded! Chris Hunter, Alex Reigns, a lead pipe welding Conner Creed and Kevin Hunter with a biker chain storm the ring and get in! Hunter and Oliver stare each other down… It looks as if Hunter might strike at Oliver but instead Hunter whips Scott Wilson in the back with the chain! Black laughs and for just this moment they work together, stomping Wilson the fuck out! Creed, Black, Hunter and Misfit go to work on a now badly bleeding Wilson on the mat! Dave is in the corner with Bill, Astrid, Brooklyn, Chris Hunter and Alex reigns fucking him up! Wilson and Dave are being ransacked and destroyed by all teams right now and the fans pelt the ring with garbage!
Steve White: I can’t believe this! They’re gonna kill Dave and Wilson right here right now! Why aren’t they fighting each other!? Why are they just focusing on taking out Dave and Wilson!? What is this crap!?
Alexander Corvis: Well the second they put Dave and Wilson in the hospital it’s gonna be an all out war here again tonight!
Creed has the pipe in hand and some of the gang starts to pick up Wilson but as they do the lighting gets all festive and Christmas music hits! The fans go nuts as everyone looks out to the stage but nothing happens for a while… Suddenly Santa appears on the stage and he throws his arms out! He starts sprinting down the ramp and shoves Daniel Keegan out of the way!
Steve White: It’s Santa! BAH GAWD its Santa Clause!
Alexander Corvis: Is he here to make the save!? Seriously!?
Santa sprints down the ramp. He loses some stuffing along the way and he rips his red jacket sleeves off. Santa is huge and jacked up as the fans are going NUTS! The fans are LOSING IT! Chris Hunter and Alex Reigns slide out of the ring at the order of Creed and charge at Santa but Santa double clotheslines THE FUCK out of them on the bottom of the ramp! Santa slides in the ring with the fans all on their feet! Raab swings at Santa but Santa ducks it then jumps on The Mongrel, taking him down and beating him in the face with lefts and rights!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Santa is here to kick some ass! Santa making a save right now here at Christmas Chaos! This is incredible! I knew we’d see him out here tonight!
Alexander Corvis: What’s happened to Santa? He’s been working out! He’s jacked up!
Ryder and Brooklyn grab Santa from behind and Hunter helps as they restrain him and start beating on him! They crowd around the stomping out of Santa but Ryder turns around and eats a Wilson Kick right to the face! Dave comes up behind Hunter and hits him with Shattered Dreams! Santa breaks free and elbows Brooklyn then drops him with a right hand before grabbing Raab and tossing him out of the ring with great strength!
Steve White: Santa! Wilson! Dave! They’re fighting back bah gawd and they’re cleaning house right now!
Alexander Corvis: These fans are going mental right now! I can’t even hear over my headset!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Wilson is on McPherson, beating on him in the corner as Dave is all over Oliver Black! Dave drops Black but Misfit cracks Dave in the back with Dave’s umbrella and he goes down! Wilson drops McPherson and rushes to Dave’s aid! Wilson dumps Black and Misfit over the top rope to the outside but Wilson is spent! Wilson is low blowed by Astrid and he goes down! Dave is up and he takes Astrid down with a hard forearm to her side which drops her! The Mongrel comes back in the ring on orders of Samson! Mongrel grabs Dave around the throat and yells at him! Wilson rushes into battle but he’s just too hurt and tired and Mongrel grabs him around the throat as well!
Steve White: Mongrel has Dave and Wilson caught!
Dave and Wilson boot Mongrel in the gut then punch him in the face! They try and pick him up but barely get him off the ground! They both try again but he won’t budge, he’s too heavy! Mongrel tightens his grip and they both start choking! Mongrel starts to lift them up for a chokeslam but Santa rushes in and thrusts right into Mongrel’s chest! Mongrel puts them down and Santa shoves Wilson and Dave to the mat out of harm's way as he hoists Mongrel up on his back with amazing strength! Santa winces in pain as it looks like his neck is giving out but he restabalises! The fans go nuts! Mongrel is shocked and Santa hits The Mongrel with a massive Death Valley Driver! The ring shakes and the fans lose it!
Steve White: Santa! Santa! Santa! Santa with all that power disposes of The Mongrel! How!?
Alexander Corvis: I don’t know but it looks as if Santa’s neck and back just gave up on him!
Hunter and Creed look apprehensive of Santa but they go for it anyway! Santa is up but cops a right hand from Creed! Santa hits back with his own! Santa goes for another but he stops in his tracks as his neck pains him again! Creed drops Santa with a Clothesline From Hell! The fans are going nuts! Bill slides in and grabs Santa, pulling him to his feet! Santa tries to fight back but his neck and back won’t allow it! Hunter and Creed approach Bill and Santa! Bill looks around, no back up! He shouts over to Hunter!
Bill Ryder: Lets take care of these guys first, then we’ll settle it here!
Creed hands Hunter a lead pipe and Hunter nods. Bill smiles, buying some time as he holds Santa back! Hunter lines Santa up and swings for his head but Santa powers out of Bill’s grasp at the last second and Hunter hits Bill in the chest! The fans go nuts! Santa crawls to the corner, holding his back and neck! Hunter looks down at Bill but he doesn’t get a second as Brooklyn slides in and takes Hunter out with a running big boot to the head! Hunter is down and rolls out of the ring! Brooklyn turns around and Creed flattens him with a Clothesline From Hell!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! It’s an all out brawl now! Anything goes and every man for himself!
Alexander Corvis: Happy new year!
Astrid low blows Creed from behind then snaps a kick into his head, taking him out! Jason Dave sprints across the ring and takes Astrid out with a spinning heel kick! Astrid hits the mat and Joshua Samson grabs her from the apron and retreats her from the skirmish! Samson already has Dave covered though as Dave turns right around into a massive punch from The Mongrel! Every fan is losing it right now, the cheers are deafening! Raab enters the ring from one end and McPherson from the other! MOngrel and Raab get into a fist fight but McPherson from behind starts beating on The Mongrel! The Monstimals beat him up a bit before hitting him with a double chokeslam! The Mongrel is out now and there are bodies all over the outside! Wilson sprints in! McPherson swings but Wilson ducks it and bounces off of the ropes, hitting McPherson with a massive Wilson Kick! McPherson is down! Raab lunges, trying to grab Wilson but Wilson spins around and jumps in the air, hitting Raab with a huge spinning Wilson Kick when he turns around! The fans go BERSERK!
Steve White: Wilson KICK! Wilson KICK! Bah Gawd what a conclusion to the night!
Alexander Corvis: Look at the bodies all over the outside here, Steve! It’s not over yet!
Oliver Black cracks Wilson in the back of the legs with his umbrella! Oliver off of the ropes hits a kneeling Wilson with Darkness Falling! The fans get so loud that the broadcast team is drowned out! Chris Hunter and Alex Reigns rush in and take Oliver Black down with a double team dropkick! Oliver rolls around holding his chest as he rolls outside! A furious Misfit comes in and takes Chris and Alex out with a double clothesline! Misfit sends both men over the top rope and while he’s busy doing that, Jake Smith comes in and undoes his belt, lining Misfit up!
Steve White: Its Jake Smith!? That idiot that works for Samson!? What the heck is he doing right now!?
Alexander Corvis: He’s gonna get his ass kicked, that’s what’s about to happen!
Jake goes to attack with the belt as Misfit turns around but Misfit spots him and Jake looks up in fear! Jake smiles and tries to talk himself out of it. Misfit gets closer and closer to him and Jake backs up. Jake puts his belt back on and goes to leave the ring. Misfit goes to let him but as he gets to the ropes Misfit grabs Jake, pulls him in and whispers to him then hits him with Sanity! The fans go WILD! Misfit looks over a downed Jake but as Misfit turns around he cops a Ryde Of Your Life from Bill Ryder! Misfit goes down and the fans are going nuts!
Steve White: Bill Ryder is back up!?
Alexander Corvis: Everyone else is down but Santa is getting back up too!
Santa is holding his neck and back. He confronts Bill and the two insult each other for a while as Santa adjusts his beard. Samson looks on, watching Santa carefully as he releases a ready to fight Astrid! Bill and Santa start trading rights and it looks like Bill is on the losing end until Astrid jumps on Santa and rakes his back! Santa yells in pain and Bill falls in the corner recovering! Astrid jumps on Santa’s back, clawing at his face!
Joshua Samson: You think I’m stupid!? HUH!? What’s your deal!? Asti, Bill! Break his neck! Aim for the neck!
Astrid starts hammering Santa’s neck but he tosses her off! They both get up and she swings at him but Santa blocks it and grabs her arm! Astrid looks up at him as he waves his finger in her face then nods and smiles before dropping her with a big right hand! Joshua Samson rages on the outside and quickly reaches in and pulls her out! Bill blindsides Santa and hits him with a forearm to the mat and gets him in a headlock! Bill does as instructed and aims for the neck, getting Santa in a headlock and shaking him up and down! Santa screams in pain as Bill shakes him! Bill pushes Santa off of him against the ropes and then fires Ryde Of Your Life! Santa ducks it and Bill is shocked! Bill turns quickly and fires it again but Santa avoids it once more and when Bill turns around, Santa hits him with a superkick! The fans go nuts and Bill hits the ropes, his eyes in the back of his head! Santa lines Bill up and hits him with a second superkick, sending him over the top rope, spitting out a tooth and some blood in the process as Brooklyn catches him on the outside!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Steve White: Santa! Santa Clause is back and he took out Bill Ryder! WHAT A NIGHT!
It’s still not over. Samson gets his crew to retreat up the ramp but he smirks as he sees Oliver Black slide in the ring, thinking that The Black Asylum will handle this for him. Oliver stands across from Santa, both men badly beaten. Oliver swings his umbrella around ominously and smirks as he gets closer. Santa goes to the ropes and reaches for an elongated present left over from Christmas Chaos! He unwraps it and it's a candy cane kendo stick! Both Santa and Oliver wield their weapons and circle each other as the others watch on intently and the fans lose it! They circle for a while before Oliver stops and backs off near the ropes.
Oliver Black: Heh… You’ll pay dearly for both accounts tonight… But not now… Now isn’t the time…
Oliver rolls out of the ring and backs up the ramp as Losak and Misfit tell the rest of The Black Asylum to retreat and they do. They get halfway up the ramp while The Samson Family are already on the stage…
Conner Creed: Pussies…
The fans BOOM back into life as the Sons of Chaos regroup on the outside this time joined by Daniel Keegan. The five men surround the ring and get to the sides of the apron. Santa looks around, he’s outnumbered and surrounded but as they get their knees up on the apron, Dave and Wilson slide in and the fans GO BERSERK!
Steve White: Sons of Chaos ready to tear shit down and ruin Christmas but Wilson and Dave are right back in it, ready to help out Santa!
Alexander Corvis: I don’t think Santa wants to go anymore! Samson Family and Black Asylum knew when enough was enough but The SoC wants blood tonight and they’re not gonna leave without it! The problem is that there are 5 of them now!!
Wilson, Dave and Santa are waiting and ready to fight! They ask for SoC to come in and Creed and Reigns have their legs through the ropes. Hunter drops off of the apron and says it’s not worth it right now. Creed follows and so does Keegan and Chris Hunter! They back off back up the ramp. Reigns is slow to follow, he sits down on the apron ready to leave but Wilson runs up and grabs him by the hair, tossing him back into the ring! The fans go nuts and the rest of the SoC run down! Santa swings the kendo stick and Dave swipes at them, preventing them from getting in to save Reigns!
Steve White: Ohh Shit! Santa, Dave and Wilson just took Alex Reigns and the SoC can’t get in the ring to save him!
Alexander Corvis: The tables have turned!
Creed jumps on the apron but Santa swings at him, forcing him to retreat! Chris and Keegan get up on the apron but Dave lunges at them and they drop off before he can connect! Dave sits on the rope and asks the SoC to come in but they don’t, they can’t get in!
Kevin Hunter: I am WARNING you all, right now! Let him go! Let him go dammit!
The trio ignores the SoC and Santa snaps the kendo stick over Reigns’ back! He screams in pain and Dave grabs him! Chris makes one last attempt but Wilson swipes at him and he backs off! Dave pulls Reigns in and hits him with Transcendence! The fans go NUTS! Dave raises his arms and does the UGK gesture before getting to the turnbuckle and raising his arms! Santa points at Wilson with both fingers and Wilson manhandles Reigns, locking him in The Acid Test! Reigns screams in pain in the hold and Kevin and Keegan get a little closer to the ring but Dave picks up the lead pipe they left behind and swings at them! Wilson lets Alex out of the hold then Dave and Wilson point over to Santa as the fans go WILD! Wilson picks Reigns up and whips him over to Santa who hits Reigns with a double knee facebuster! The fans go WILD as Wilson, Santa and Dave start hyping up the fans and celebrating. The Samson Family and Black Asylum watch on intently from their respective spots.
Steve White: Alex Reigns got fucked up as Wilson, Dave and Santa sent a message! How the tables turned so quick!
Alexander Corvis: This is the best conclusion to a show I think I’ve ever seen!!
Kevin Hunter: That’s enough! Leave him now, he’s had enough! If you let him go I promise I’ll make it quick when it comes time for us to destroy you!
The trio doesn't listen! Wilson grabs Alex from the mat and the SoC watch on! Santa hoists Alex Reigns up in the powerbomb position! Wilson bounces off of the second ropes and hits Alex with a Wilson Kick in the face while he’s up there! It forces Santa to bring him down as Dave jumps up and hits a falling Reigns with a double knee backbreaker! The fans go ABSOLUTELY CRAZY!
Fans: AHHHHHHHHH! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! That Triple move there by Santa, Wilson and Dave! What the fuck! What is going on!? Is this real life!? This is amazing!
Alexander Corvis: Reigns got fucked up! What a move!
Reigns rolls out to Keegan and Chris Hunter and they take him back up the ramp. Kevin Hunter crosses his finger across his throat and signals to the trio in the ring. They back up the ramp. Samson Family and Black Asylum have disappeared backstage and SoC follows as Wilson, Dave and Santa celebrate in the ring!
Steve White: Well ladies and gentlemen, it was an amazing night! One of the best I think I’ve ever seen! I have to say this was incredible and I can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen next week on the first Mayhem and Anarchy shows of 2018! Good night ladies and gentlemen, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Be healthy, be safe and good night!
We see Wilson, Dave and Santa celebrating with the cheering fans with Christmas decorations and confetti falling from the roof. We fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! We’ve just opened up the night here at Mayhem and Anarchy’s Christmas Chaos and we’re already met with Backstage where an army of security are waiting in the entrance foyer here!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah but who the heck are they waiting for to arrive? Why are there so many of them!?
The security all get alert as the door opens up to the foyer and Andrews gets everyone’s attention. Eventually Michael Rissi comes into the foyer from the big doors and the fans watching on the trong GO WILD! Rissi walks in in a blue suit and tie but looks confused at the security standing before him.
Steve White: Our owner Michael Rissi rocking up here at the beginning of Christmas Chaos here tonight and he looks bewildered as to why there are so many security officers here at the entrance!
Chuck Thompson: You think they’re here for him!?
Andrews steps forward. All the security guards stand to attention as a few more come out from the back. Rissi looks around and takes off his glasses, looking at Andrews as the guards block his path.
Michael Rissi: What’s the meaning of this!? I demand to know now!
Mark Andrews: Michael, someone really should have called you.
Michael Rissi: Called me about what?
Mark Andrews: Listen, The Board of Directors, The Board of Sponsors and the General Managers came to the agreement that you shouldn’t show up here tonight and you should continue your time off… After you getting into that Twitter fight with Astrid Sedin and threatening her, you being suspended from the EHWF Twitter account again and after some of the things you said about the Sons of Chaos - everyone decided you shouldn’t be here tonight until we settle that and you calm down...
Rissi doesn’t look happy and takes another step forward. The security look on nervously.
Michael Rissi: Are you serious? Fuck those guys man! I’m the fucking owner of this place. The Boards want to lock me out? Because I set some bitch straight and made fun of some losers?
Mark Andrews: Michael, everyone really isn’t appreciating it and The Boards and GM’s think it best if you don’t come in tonight and just continue your holiday. Clearly you’re still overworked and stressed so just go back and watch the night from your hotel or something and we’ll sort this all out tomorrow.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! They’re preventing Rissi from entering Christmas Chaos tonight!? He’s gonna miss it!
Chuck Thompson: For a few arguments? Rissi’s enemies are really clutching at straws now...
Rissi shakes his head in frustration.
Michael Rissi: This is Joshua Samson’s doing? When the fuck is that guy gonna learn...
Mark Andrews: Maybe it is but everyone has agreed that you should just forget about tonight and lie low while the heat dies down. Forget about Samson and that....
Michael Rissi: He went with Trashtrid and lagged me in to the Boards because they’re pussies, that’s what’s happened… We’ll see about this… I’m calling Thor right now, I’m a guest of his tonight it seems...
Rissi pulls out his phone and dials up Thor. Everyone watches on and the fans do on the tron but Rissi gets no answer. He tries it again but it rings out and Thor avoids his phone calls.
Mark Andrews: Rissi, Thor also agreed with Samson and The Boards that you shouldn’t be here tonight… Sorry.
Steve White: Eh?! Why would Thor do that to Rissi? I thought they were cool after Rissi made him Mayhem GM? What’s Thor up to now?
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know but that’s weird...
Michael Rissi: Dammit… Fucking Thor… And damn the rest of these pussy ass bitches mane... This is bullshit!
Rissi looks around, now there are even more security guards around as we see at least 2 dozen and some refs are all in the foyer, blocking Rissi.
Michael Rissi: Is all this really necessary?
Mark Andrews: Listen… We didn’t know how you were gonna take it and we know what you’re capable of so it’s just a precaution, all right? Just go back to your hotel or something and we’ll figure all this out later - trust me, this is a legal topic.
Michael Rissi: So, you’re really not gonna let me in tonight? Really?
Mark Andrews: Rissi, I’m sorry… What more can I say, what more can I do. The order from both Boards was to not let Michael Rissi into Christmas Chaos tonight… I’m sorry...
Rissi looks around at the security and takes a moment before shaking his head and pointing out at Andrews.
Michael Rissi: This isn’t over! I fuckin’ guarentee you this isn’t over!
The fans watching on go BERSERK! Rissi storms out of the foyer back outside as Andrews breathes a sigh of relief. Andrews tells security to stay alert by gesturing to them before walking back into the arena. We fade back to the stage back into the arena.
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the stage where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of Christmas Chaos, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit beside Rose and Alexander Corvis.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to Christmas Chaos!! This is the last show of 2017 and we wish all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Tonight! We’re live from New Zealand where Mayhem and Anarchy present a massive celebration and a huge card here tonight!!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right! Tonight we’ve got a Tag Team vs. Challenge Championship main event with Scott Wilson and Jason Dave vs. Astrid Sedin and The Mongrel! That’s gonna be a huge match but I’m looking forward to seeing the NEW Heavyweight Champion and Bad Blood Champion in action as Oliver Black talks on Joanna Rissi in a Mayhem vs. Anarchy Christmas Chaos Champion vs Champion match! That is gonna be HUGE!!
Alexander Corvis: Yes it is and I’m sorry if you two are delusional in thinking that Joanna Rissi can actually beat the hottest commodity in EHWF and the world of wrestling at the moment - Oliver Black! But it should be a good match to watch nonetheless even if Joanna is going to get her ass whooped by Oliver Black representing Anarchy!
Chuck Thompson: We’ll see Corvis, we’ll see! Until then though we have Conner Creed defending the Jr Heavyweight Championship against Zoe McDraven who is dying to get a win back in her column tonight! And we’ll also have the big tag team match of Hunter and Roberts taking on Ryder and Brooklyn! I’m pumped for all these matched guys, it’s gonna be a great way to ring in the new year!
Steve White: I can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen tonight! It’s gonna be huge! We cap off 2017 with an amazing event to signify an amazing year and then we start 2018, what is set to be the biggest year yet! Lets start the show!!
“Hate Me Now” by Nas featuring Puff Daddy blares throughout the arena as a very dapper suited Joshua Samson walks out to the top of the ramp. There is an uproar of jeers throughout the crowd. Samson raises an eyebrow and chuckles upon hearing the disdain from the audience.
Alexander Corvis: Here comes quite possibly the most hated man in EHWF history!
Rose: And that's saying a lot since we have had quite a few people that have been hated! But he’s our boss, so you won’t hear anything bad outta me about him!
Chuck Thompson: No, he’s YOUR boss, Rose! That sneaky weasel will NEVER tell me what to do!
Steve White: Let’s quiet down and let the Anarchy General Manager speak.
Samson makes his way over to the podium that is set up on the entrance stage.
Crowd: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Joshua Samson: Well I am the man you plebs love to hate!
Samson motions his arms into the air to further rile up the chant from the vocal crowd.
Joshua Samson: Freakin’ plebs...anyway, I am out here tonight to present the prestigious Man of the Year Award. There shouldn’t be any doubt whatsoever who “The Man” is but just in case you sheep riding New Zealanders are completely clueless let me break down his accomplishments in 2017 alone. Bad Blood Championship. Showtime Championship. EHWF Heavyweight Championship. Just short of the Challenge Championships this man is a Grand Slam Champion when it comes to Anarchy!
For a moment he stares at the award resting on the podium.
Joshua Samson: This man is no stranger to any of you. Stand to you feet and pay the due homage to my friend...my brother...the Sovereign King of Professional Wrestling and the 2017 Man of the Year---Bill Ryder!!
“300 Violin Orchestra Remix” by Marcos Barboza plays as Bill Ryder slowly emerged at the top of the stage with a shocked expression locked across his face. He was dressed in a three thousand dollar black Giorgio Armani black suit. The "Sovereign King" wore a light green tie, in an effort to show his love and loyalty to the Anarchy brand; a show he helped build over the past six months, along with his fellow Samson Family colleagues.
Chuck Thompson: As much as it pains me to say this, Bill actually deserves being the 2017 Man of the Year!
Steve White: Agreed, Chuck.
Alexander Corvis: Here, here, gentlemen!
Bill gracefully retrieves his award from Joshua, as the two men shake hands, just before sharing a brotherly hug with each other. The two men share a few quick words with each other before Joshua Samson exits the stage, leaving Bill Ryder all alone with opportunity to address the crowd with a speech he did not prepare for.
Bill Ryder: Well, damn. I bet no one sitting in this room right now believed they would ever witness the day Bill Ryder won the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation's Man of the Year award! No one can argue that 2017 didn't belong to The Sovereign King. I won my fair share of championships since returning to action last January. I helped build Anarchy to the phenomenon it is today. I became the first ever EHWF World Heavyweight Champion. A reign that would go down in EHWF history as one of the greatest. A reign that would go on for six months, before it was stolen from me.
I would like to thank a few people who never gave up on me since my triumphant return last January. Firstly, The man who helped make all of this possible, the mastermind of The Samson Family, and the General Manager of Anarchy, my friend, Joshua Samson! This man took a chance on a man he believed just needed a chance to prove himself. Joshua gave me that chance and I took advantage of it by becoming the first ever EHWF World Heavyweight Champion. None of this happens without you Joshua Samson and I can't thank you enough for everything you've done for me.
Astrid Sedin. Thank you for giving me one of the toughest matches of my life at Scars and Stripes. The two of us went all in when we decided to join Joshua Samson and the Samson Family. It's been one hell of a year for the both you and me, but it's your friendship and competitive spirit that helped pave the way for the success of the Samson Family. You had one hell of a rookie year in 2017 and proved to everyone that you belong here. Astrid Sedin is the future of EHWF.
Before I go.. I want to thank my best friend and son, Jackson J. Ryder, for being my number one fan and never giving up on his old man. This award is coming home with me tonight, so I could share it with the two most important people in my life, Jackson, and Amanda."
Thank you.
He raises the award high in the air for everyone to see. The audience reacts to applause and cheers for the man who spent the last four years of his life, digging and scratching, to get where he is today. The inaugural EHWF World Heavyweight Champion wastes no time in walking off the stage, as he headed on back-stage to celebrate with his family, friends, and even a few of his fans.
Steve White: Congratulations to our new Man of the Year. Now let’s get into some EHWF wrestling!
We pan down to the ring where Illa Isabella is at ringside with a mic and the 6 competitors in the opening Christmas Tree match are already in the ring with the giant Christmas Tree in the center of the ring
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen this Opening Contest is a Christmas Tree match! The only way to win is to retrieve the star at the top of the tree and open it to claim the championship contract inside!
The fans go nuts! Chovsech, Mazzio and Blade all stand on one side looking up at the top of the tree while Coleman, Matheson and Lynch are all on the other side of the ring. The tree is gian and takes up most of the ring as the fans are going WILD for this match!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Imanov Chovsech vs. John Blade vs. Mazzio vs. Drake Coleman vs. Alexander Lynch vs. Matheson
The bell sounds and the 6 men are all looking up at the gigantic Christmas Tree in the center of the ring! The tree takes up most of the ring and the fans go nuts as the giant decorated ornament towers over them, much higher than the ladders do in ladder matches! John Blade wastes no time and runs at the tree, quickly latching on and climbing it but Imanov puts a stop to that, yanking Blade down and hammering him with big shots! Mazzio goes to approach the tree but Coleman runs at him! Coleman spins around, shocked at Mazzio’s speed and evasion as Mazzio hits Coleman with a quick strike to the gut! Coleman gasps for air but Matheson is on the case and jumps on Mazzio’s back! Alexander Lynch sees the opportunity and attacks Mazzio from the front! Coleman gets up after Mazzio’s punch and sees the double team. Coleman decides that it’s best to work with the others and pounces on Mazzio as well! The three men attack Mazzio and it turns into a numbers game as the fans go WILD!
Steve White: Well, Merry Christmas and this night is off and kicking right now! Listen to these fans and just look at the gigantic, gargantuan Christmas Tree in the center of the ring! It’s taking up almost the whole ring and the height of this thing makes ladder matches look tame!!
Chuck Thompson: I have no idea why they would create something this dangerous for Christmas Chaos but the fans are going wild! Imanov is in the corner taking it to John Blade while Lynch, Coleman and Matheson are trying to triple team Mazzio!
Aubree Celeste is at ringside and she shouts at to Mazzio who is protecting himself from the three teaming up against him!
Aubree Celeste: Come on babe! Come on!
Mazzio roars and sends Matheson, Coleman and Lynch flying as he explodes his arms out high! Lynch hits the mat as do the others but Lynch catches himself! He looks up in shock at the powerful Mazzio as Mazzio starts to climb the tree! Imanov rushes in and cracks Mazzio in the back with a steel chair! Mazzio comes off of the tree back to the mat and Imanov cracks him again! Imanov goes for a third one but Mazzio punches the chair right into Imanov’s face and he goes down! Lynch takes advantage and low blows Mazzio while distracted as Coleman rushes over and forearms Mazzio in the back before tossing Mazzio outside the ring! Matheson goes to take advantage of the mess, running for the tree but Blade catches him and hits him with a big cradle slam on the mat! Blade holds his hand high up to the fans and then waves it in front of his face while bending down at Matheson! Blade bounces off of the ropes, dusts his shoulder off then hits Matheson with big fist drop! Matheson rolls out of the ring holding his head in pain as Blade looks up at the tree!
Steve White: It’s gettin’ real right now in this Mayhem Christmas Tree match! We’ve got Imanov trying to get in this one but Mazzio with so much power and influence and now the former Hardcore Champ, John Blade looking at the tree and thinking of redemption!
Chuck Thompson: I’d be too scared to climb that thing Steve and I think half the guys in the ring are scared to do just that too!
Lynch runs in and pulls Blade off of the tree as he gets a leg up on it! Lynch swings but Blade ducks and hoists Lynch up on his back! The fans go nuts and Blade hits Lynch with Bladatude Adjustment! The fans go wild as Lynch is destroyed on the mat! Blade starts to climb the tree! Imanov gives chase! They both climb but the tree is huge and they only get about a quarter of the way when they start to fight by trading punches! Decorations fall from the tree as they trade rights and teeter on the tree branches! Eventually both men hit each other at the same time and lose their balance, clinging to each other and falling sideways off of the tree and crashing down to the canvas hard! The fans are going NUTS as Blade and Imanov are SCREAMING in pain on the mat, holding their sides and backs! Every fan is on their feet! That was a huge fall and a massive impact as Blade and Imanov lie their in pain!
Fans: OHHHHHHH!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Bah Gawd! Imanov and Blade fought on the Christmas Tree and they just fell all that way down! They might be broken in half! Bah Gawd this is brutal! This is brutal!!
Chuck Thompson: But the fans love it and I’m loving it too! This is amazing but the only way to win is to get to the top of the tree and get that star! Is it worth the risk of climbing up that high though!?
Matheson slides off to the outside and confronts Mazzio but Mazzio grabs him around the neck! Drake Coleman has a candy cane kendo stick and snaps it over Mazzio’s back as Matheson and Drake double team him again! Alexander Lynch joins in as they all try to take out the threat that is Mazzio on the outside! The three men push Mazzio against the apron back first pretty hard! Imanov slides out of the ring and smashes a glass Christmas ball over the back of Mazzio’s head from behind then the four men start stomping Mazzio out!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Mazzio is getting taken apart by 4 of his opponents right now! He’s being quadruple teamed! They know what this guy can do and it’s best to just get him out of the way I guess!!
Chuck Thompson: This guy is a fucking beast! They know what he’s capable of and what he’s achieved in the past, they don’t want him to be able to compete in this match and if they have to set a temporary rivalry to get rid of him then so be it!
Mazzio tosses the 4 men off of him! The fans go nuts and Aubree claps for him as she watches from the announce area! Mazzio picks up Drake and Imanov and holds them from behind! He walks forward with them as they struggle but they can’t break his grasp and Mazzio snatches up Matheson from behind as well! Mazzio bearhugs the 3 men from behind on his own! Lynch crawls to his feet and tries to escape but Mazzio catches him as well! Mazzio bearhugs Matheson, Drake, Imanov and Lynch from behind as he raises them up with great strength! The fans are going nuts as Mazzio squeezes the life out of them and they struggle in pain, trying to break out but Mazzio is just far too powerful!
Fans: OHHHH SHIT! OHHHH SHIT! OHHHH SHIT!
Steve White: OH FUCK! Mazzio with 4 men in a rear bearhug! This guy is a freaking tank!
Chuck Thompson: What the fuck is this guy!?
Mazzio lifts the four men high off of their feet then tosses all four men high in the air with a powerful German Suplex! The Quadruple German Suplex sends the fans into a frenzy of cheers! Mazzio’s strength is off the charts as Imanov hits the outside and Matheson, Drake and Lynch are sent through the barricade! The fans are in shock as Mazzio stands triumphantly around the downed men!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!!
Steve White: SHIT! Mazzio just sent 4 guys flying with that massive throw! I think some of these guys are out cold!!
Chuck Thompson: Wait!? Wait!? It’s JOHN FUCKING BLADE!
The fans go nuts as we pan over to the giant tree! John Blade is three quarters the way up to the top of the tree! Aubree shouts encouragement at Mazzio as he slides in the ring! Mazzio gets in and looks up at a carefully climbing Blade! Mazzio grabs the giant tree from it’s trunk and starts to shake it! The fans go nuts once again as Mazzio gets more and more erratic with the tree’s movements! John Blade loses his balance, the decorations all start to fall down as Mazzio pulls the tree out of whatever is holding it in the ring! Mazzio shakes it some more as John Blade falls from half way straight down to the ring!
Steve White: Mazzio using his amazing physical strength to shake the giant tree and send John Blade tumbling down to the mat! What impact!
Chuck Thompson: John Blade was gonna do it! He was 15 seconds away from winning this one!
Alexander Lynch is to his groggy feet on the bottom of the ramp but he’s half out of it! He starts shouting and screaming at Mazzio and Aubree! Mazzio lifts the tree a little higher and topples it! The massive structure comes crashing down! It hits the ring ropes and breaks the ring! The ring collapses and the massive tree and its decorations fall up the ramp, landing on Alexander Lynch, crushing half of his body as he lies unconscious!
Fans: OHHHH SHIT! OHHHH SHIT! OHHHH SHIT!
Steve White: OH FUCK! BAH GAWD! MAZZIO LOSES IT AND TOPPLES THE DAMN TREE!
The fans are shocked and are all on their feet! Aubree comes around and checks on Mazzio! The tree is down and Mazzio moves it as he gets out of what’s left of the ring! Mazzio walks to the tip of the tree and grabs the star on top of it, opening it up and taking the contract out of it!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… Mazzio!
Everyone is in shock! Mazzio comes over and kisses Aubree and hoists her up on his shoulder as he gives her the star and takes the contract in his other hand.
Steve White: Mazzio just going ape shit at the end there and recklessly destroying half of this damn arena and the tree!!
Chuck Thompson: This guys is fucking terrifying! Get some EMT’s out here right now! Quickly!
EMT’s rush down the area to tend to the 5 other men as Mazzio makes his way backstage with Aubree and his Christmas Chaos contract. We fade out.
We return to the scene where Sah’ta Thor makes his way out on stage! The fans give him a mixed reaction but Thor ignores them, walking with an Award in his hand and an envelope on the podium he approaches.
Steve White: It’s Sah’ta Thor! It’s Sah’ta Thor! We haven’t seen him on TV for a few weeks but he’s out here tonight to award some yearly awards. I have to wonder though, Rissi put him in charge of Mayhem as GM… I thought they let bygones be bygones and were getting along but Thor, quite ungratefully agreed with the others in barring Michael Rissi tonight…
Chuck Thompson: He’s fickle Thor! He’s a snake and always has been! You know the issues he and Rissi had way back when! No doubt Thor has betrayed Rissi’s kindness here tonight!
Thor gets to the podium and waits for the fans to stop their reactions.
Sah’ta Thor: Ladies and gents as the Mayhem GM it gives me great pleasure to introduce the next award of the night… The Woman of the Year! It’s no doubt that many women shone through in 2017 but there is one that went above and beyond and can now call herself woman of the year! That woman is… Aubree Celeste!
The fans go BERSERK! They saw Aubree earlier before in the Christmas Tree match but as she appears to her music on the stage the fans cheer and drown out the announce team with such volume! The fans are going nuts and a beautiful, glowing and pregnant Aubree comes out on the stage with a little bump! She waves out to the fans as she takes the Award from Thor and gets on the podium!
Steve White: A pregnant Aubree Celeste makes history yet again with an incredible year that she just capped off with this amazing achievement!
Chuck Thompson: It’s the logical choice Steve, there really was no other competition for this. Well, well deserved!!
Aubree Celeste: Wow! What an honour it is to Receive such an award! Woman of the year I have to say I am truly thankful and very lucky to have had such an amazing year! I was a triple champion at one point this year! I was the EHWF Champion, the second woman to hold that title, I was the Jr Heavyweight Champion and a Challenge Champion. I won the Meltdown Chamber and I won the Retribution Royale and main evented Scars and Stripes! I have to say it was an incredible year and now I am Woman of the Year for 2017, so many amazing achievements but none as rewarding and as amazing as this!
Aubree steps out and shows off her baby bump to the fans who go nuts as she smiles.
Aubree Celeste: Mazzio and I are so happy and not only do I want to thank him for the amazing support this year but I want to thank all of you amazing fans as well! I really couldn’t do what I do without any of you!
The fans go wild! Aubree nods on with them, she loved their support.
Aubree Celeste: I’ve been gone for a couple of months now since I got pregnant and I’ll be gone for a few more… but in 2018 you’re gonna see Aubree Celeste back and she will kick ass!
The fans go wild! Aubree holds up her trophy and turns, shaking Thor’s hand before she walks up the stage and leaves the area… We cut back down to ringside!
We pan down ringside as broadcasters are getting ready and we see Patricia come to ringside with a mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: The following contest is an Anarchy Tag Team match and it is set for one fall!
Kevin Hunter’s music hits. He runs out to the stage to a flood of boos to which he flips the fans off and laughs. With a cocky swagger, Hunter walks the ring. He gets in and starts taunting the fans before waiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing next from Brooklyn, New York...weighing in at two hundred and thirty-five pounds, representing The Sons of Chaos...he is The Alpha King...Kevin Hunter!!
Alexander Corvis: Hunter is making the transition to Anarchy from Mayhem with his second Anarchy match.
Rose: Kevin is learning things are a lot different on the green brand compared to the red!
With Mama Said Knock You Out playing in the background Jessie walks out onto the stage and starts to bounce around trying to get loose. She waited for a few moments before she walked down and slaps hands with a few fans as she does this before she stops at the steps slapping the top of them before getting in the ring. She then get in and bounces around then if she is out on her own look at the entrance waiting for her opponents or if others are in the ring she looks on at them.
Alexander Corvis: Congratulations go out to Roberts as she announced on Twitter that she and her girlfriend were officially engaged over the Christmas holiday!
Rose: Well isn’t that nice?! You can bet that the Samson Family isn’t going to care right about now.
The lights start dancing to the opening riff of Overkill's “Devils In The Mist.” At the 0.31 mark, Bill Ryder, Brooklyn, escorted by Jake E. Smith III, walk slowly onto the stage. They stand there, Brooklyn stares straight down at the ring while a smirking Ryder glances around. At the 1:15 mark, they make their way down to the ring and step inside. Brooklyn walks directly to their corner while Ryder climbs the opposite one and plays to the booing crowd. Jake waits on the outside.
Patricia Downs: In the ring now, weighing in at a combined weight of four hundred and seventy-eight pounds...representing the Samson Family….Brooklyn and Bill Ryder!!
Alexander Corvis: The combination of technique by Ryder and sheer viciousness by Brooklyn is going to be an interesting teaming of the Samson Family.
Rose: We would be idiots to count out Kevin and Jessie. Kevin Hunter is a former 2 time EHWF Champion and Jessie already has 2 victories over Brooklyn!
DING DING DING!!
Match #2: Kevin Hunter and Jessie Roberts vs. The Samson Family (Bill Ryder and Brooklyn)
Kevin Hunter races across the ring and takes Brooklyn over the top rope to the floor. Jessie Roberts moves in and locks-up with Ryder. The Sovereign King breaks the grasp and punches Jessie in the mouth. Jessie fires back with a reverse knife-edge chop to the chest.
Crowd: WOOOO!
Ryder recoils and then punches Jessie in the mouth again. Jessie recoils and snaps off the chop again.
Crowd: WOOOO!
Kevin climbs up and hits a springboard dropkick to the back of Ryder. Jessie catches Ryder as he stumbles forward for a belly-to-belly suplex. Jessie holds for the cover.
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KICKOUT!!!
Alexander Corvis: Roberts almost wins this opening match! What a feather in her cap if she had pinned the 2017 Man of the Year!
Jessie gives Ryder a hammerfist and then rolls out of the way as Kevin hits a spinning legdrop. Kevin covers.
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Ryder ROLLS HIM UP.
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REVERSAL!!!
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KICKOUT!!!
Alexander Corvis: Roberts and Hunter are working well together.
Rose: Just wait, the Samson Family will have their moment.
Ryder gets to his feet and eats kicks to the gut from both Jessie and Kevin. Jessie grabs Ryder and nods to her partner. Kevin goes to the ropes and Jessie gives Ryder a slam. Kevin pops up to the top and Jessie moves out of the way. Kevin comes down with a flying elbow drop and then covers.
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SHOULDER UP!!!
Ryder goes for a roll-up but Kevin shoves him off and Jessie catches Ryder for an inside cradle.
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KICKOUT!!!
Alexander Corvis: What an intense tag team match!
Rose: Come, Bill, do better!
Kevin goes to the ropes and slips out to the apron. Once out, Brooklyn pops up and nails him with a low blow. Kevin drops to a knee and Brooklyn pulls him off the apron, throwing him hard into the guardrail. Kevin slumps to the floor.
Rose: Time to do work, Samson Family!
Brooklyn slides into the ring. Jessie gets to her feet and Brooklyn hits her with a big forearm shot. Brooklyn is suddenly pulled out of the ring by Hunter. The 2017 Man of the Year pulls the Showtime Champ up in a vertical suplex before dropping her down with a screwdriver piledriver!
Rose: What a devastating move by Bill!
Alexander Corvis: That is one of two new finishers Ryder has added to his arsenal and he calls that the Sovereign!
Ryder covers as Brooklyn and Kevin go toe-to-toe on the outside.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners...the Samson Family...Brooklyn and Bill Ryder!!!
Alexander Corvis: Brooklyn and Ryder pull off the huge victory here at Christmas Chaos!
Rose: I don’t think Brooklyn and Kevin know or even care because they’re going at each other tooth and nail still!
Sure enough the two are still battling out on the floor. Before long officials scramble down to break the two apart. We fade out.
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Steve White: Well fans we're... oh look there's Santa Claus out in the crowd giving presents to all the kids.
Chuck Thompson: Who in their right mind let kids in here?
Alexander Corvis: Well, it is professional wrestling!
Chuck Thompson: Have you ever listened to any of us talk?
Rose: Hey look, he gave those children EHWF action figures! Look the one got the Michael and Joanna Rissi two-pack and the other got Mazzio and Aubree Celeste and already has them out and kicking each other's asses!
Chuck Thompson: See... listen to Rose... I rest my case!
Steve White: That aside, it’s time for another award presentation.
Sah’ta Thor comes back out on the podium that is set up on the stage. Thor takes his place at the podium and looks around for a moment as the fans give a mixed reaction.
Sah’ta Thor: It’s been a very impressive night so far ladies and gents but we have another end of year award to give out and this is for the Tag Team of the Year!
The fans go nuts as Thor puts the award trophy on the podium and starts opening up the envelope.
Sah’ta Thor: Representing the Sons of Chaos… The Team of Kevin Hunter and Conner Creed are the winners of the Tag Team of The Year!
The SoC theme hits and the fans boo as Thor holds the second trophy up. Conner Creed and Kevin Hunter make their way out on stage looking pissed off. Kevin Hunter runs up and pushes Thor out of the way and smacks the podium over while Creed laughs in the back ground with his trophy.
Kevin Hunter: Shut up! Shut up! All you fucking fans need to shut the fuck up! All you weirdos need to shut your mouths and look at this fucking award in my hands right now! It doesn’t matter what matches I win or lose, what matters is this fucking award! Your former EHWF, Tag Team and Jr Heavyweight Champion right here in front of you. Bitches, I was a double fucking champion!
The fans all start to boo Kevin Hunter as Creed laughs behind him and eggs him on. Creed comes behind Hunter and puts his hand on his shoulder, calming him down.
Conner Creed: Tonight, the team of Conner Creed and Kevin Hunter proved that we are the greatest tag team of 2017. Aside from that though we kicked 2017’s ass. Jr Heavyweight Championship, EHWF Championship, Tag Team Championships, Scars and Stripes main events and massive wins… We dominated EHWF as a whole because we were the best duo this year had ever seen! WE don’t only deserve these awards but every award on the fucking list!
Kevin Hunter: If any of you think that a loss here and a loss there for the SoC or any of us individually hurts us then you’re wrong… Bill Ryder, I’m fucking coming for you and then Oliver Black, you’re fucking next! I’ll kill you all if I have to but you’re looking at your next Heavyweight Champion!
Conner Creed: And you’re looking at 2018’s new EHWF Champion! Sons Of Chaos will own both Mayhem and Anarchy and run EHWF like we’re meant to! SoC will only get bigger, better and stronger!
Alex Reigns and Chris Hunter come out behind Creed and Hunter and the men stand in a row on the stage as the fans boo but they smirk.
Kevin Hunter: That being said Creed, let me take advantage of that segway to introduce the newest member of the SoC, ready to start kicking some ass just as soon as his papers clear with management next week!!
Daniel Keegan’s music hits and he comes out on the stage as the fans give a mixed reaction! Keegan, Chris Hunter, Conner Creed, Kevin Hunter and Alex Reigns all stand side by side and raise their fist into the air.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! The SoC is even bigger than before with Daniel Keegan being announced as their newest member!
Kevin Hunter: Daniel Keegan ladies and gentlemen! I bid you all a good night but Bill Ryder, Oliver Black… Get ready to squeal like the little BITCHES you are!
Conner Creed: And Scott Wilson, Jason Dave… I’ll be seeing you real soon… Heh heh…
The SoC leave to the back as we fade out.
Illa Isabella: The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL and it is for the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Junior Heavyweight Championship!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Illa Isabella: In the ring hailing from San Francisco, California...weighing in at one hundred and twenty pounds...she is the challenger...she is The Supernova….Zoe McDraven!!!!!
Steve White: Zoe is really looking to bounce back with a win here tonight and gain the Junior Heavyweight Championship.
Chuck Thompson: She’s lucky to be getting a shot, I would think, after losing to Hall of Famer Drake Coleman at the WAR pay-per-view.
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks through the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And in the ring now...from Houston, Texas…. weighing in at two hundred and twenty pounds...representing the Sons of Chaos….he is the reigning, defending, and undisputed Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Junior Heavyweight Champion….Conner Creed!!
Steve White: This man is one angry individual!
Chuck Thompson: Conner always seems to be in a constant state of drunken pisstivity!
The referee looks at both wrestlers to make sure they're ready before calling for the bell, the match now underway.
DING DING DING!!
Match #3: Conner Creed (c) vs. Zoe McDraven
Conner runs across the ring and immediately hits Zoe McDraven with a spear! He grabs Zoe's hair and slams the back of Zoe's head into the mat. Conner does it a second time and then a third--the fans showing their support for the aggression that they are seeing! Smirking, Conner pulls himself back up to his feet. Zoe slowly tries to drag herself up as well--Conner immediately grabbing her and shooting her across the ring. Conner waits for Zoe to come back on the rebound and then hits her with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Conner covers.
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Zoe kicks out!
Steve White: Conner’s aggressiveness nearly paying off early!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe’s a tough cookie. It’s going to take a little bit more of Conner’s aggressiveness.
Conner grabs Zoe and drags her back up to her feet. He gets in Zoe's face and begins to yell at her. Conner then hits Zoe in the mouth with a forearm smash and then a second. He grabs Zoe and once again shoots her across the ring. This time, Zoe is ready to strike--leaping into the air and hitting Conner with a flying forearm smash! Zoe hits Conner with a knee shot! She follows it up with a second. She tries to set Conner up for a sitout neckbreaker, though Conner shoves Zoe away. Conner waits for Zoe to turn around and then charges at her--only to have Zoe leap into the air and hit him with a dropsault! Zoe pops back up to her feet and positions herself over Conner, landing on him with a standing moonsault! She hooks the leg for a cover.
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Kickout!
Steve White: Zoe not going out without a fight!
Chuck Thompson: No she’s not, Steve!
Zoe turns around and heads over toward the nearest turnbuckle. She climbs up to the second rope and waits for Conner to pull himself back up to his feet. Once Conner is standing, Zoe leaps off for a missile dropkick! Conner steps out of the way and Zoe crashes hard to the mat instead! Zoe tries to drag herself back up to her feet, only to have Conner run at her and connect with a series of vicious knee strikes! Conner then tries to wrestle Zoe into position for a DDT--only to have Zoe shove him away! Conner stumbles a step before regaining his balance and charges at Zoe. Conner gets caught in a small package.
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Both wrestlers pull themselves back up to their feet. Zoe tries to step toward Conner to grab him--only to have Conner hit her with a perfectly placed superkick to the jaw! Zoe falls to the mat and Conner quickly covers.
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Steve White: This has been close, and these two are going back and forth with each other!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe really wants that Junior Heavyweight title and Conner really wants to hold onto it!
Conner grabs Zoe and yells at her, hitting her with a slap to the face. Zoe stumbles from the impact as Conner Creed bounces off of the ropes. With a loud primal roar, Conner goes to behead Zoe with his Clothesline from Hell!
Chuck Thompson: I think this one’s done!
Zoe manages to duck under the clothesline. A stunned Conner turns to face her and Zoe punts him in the scrotum!
Steve White and Chuck Thompson: OOOHHHH!!!!!
Conner, holding his junk, falls down to one knee. Zoe seizes the opportunity by running toward him stepping off on one leg and swinging the other one up, catching the Junior Heavyweight Champion in the jaw.
Chuck Thompson: Shockwave! Shockwave!
Steve White: Zoe hits one of her finishers! This could be it!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: The winner of this match and NEW the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Junior Heavyweight Champion...Zoe McDraven!!!
Zoe gets up, she can't believe it, she's hurt and exhausted but she's won! The fans go wild as she holds the Jr Heavyweight Champion up and we cut to a promo!
Chuck White: Look, Santa Claus is still handing out presents.
Alexander Corvis: I just saw him hand out what turned out to be various EHWF t-shirts to about a dozen people.
Rose: My God... what is the world coming to when we see Santa this many times?!
Steve White: It’s time for another award presentation.
“Hate Me Now” by Nas featuring Puff Daddy blares throughout the arena as the very dapper suited Joshua Samson walks out to the top of the ramp once again. There is an uproar of jeers throughout the crowd. Samson raises an eyebrow and chuckles upon hearing the disdain from the audience.
Crowd: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Samson makes his way over to the podium that is set up on the entrance stage.
Joshua Samson: So before I even get started, I need my family to come out here and join me on stage….
Samson looks stage right and motions with his hand. After a few minutes, Jake E. Smith III, Edward Fine, Brooklyn, The Mongrel, Astrid Sedin, and Bill Ryder walk out to join their Executive Representative. The collective known as the Samson Family disregard the jeers of the crowd as they stand behind their creator.
Joshua Samson: What you plebs see before you is the unified force known as The Samson Family. When I came into EHWF near the beginning of the year, I presented myself as THE Executive Representative representing the wrestler that would eventually become the 2017 Man of the Year---Bill Ryder. I had decided that this warrior, this man, would be the cornerstone of what I was looking to build in this company.
He genuinely smiles as he places his hand on the shoulder of the Sovereign King.
Joshua Samson: And in building this thing of ours, we have had some hits and misses. Hits like Austin Reynolds, The Mongrel, Astrid Reynolds, and Brooklyn. Misses like Dominic Sapsford and most definitely Misty Vega.
The crowds give a huge cheer at the mention of Misty’s name.
Steve White: This crowd firmly behind the former World Tag Team Champion and former Samson Family member Misty Vega.
Chuck Thompson: Hey, Rose and Alexander, since you two work on Anarchy, can you explain to me what in the hell Misty does?
Rose: Uh...uh…
Alexander Corvis: I think she...well...um…
Joshua Samson: Yes, yes, we know you love Misty but there is no denying that she was a huge miss this year. Yet still the Samson Family has went on an established itself as the most dominate and consistent group this year. Dominant because two time Showtime Championship, World Tag Team Championship, Bad Blood Championship, Challenge Championship, and the Heavyweight Champion are the titles that we have vaulted. Consistent because we have outlasted one offs such as the Corporate Republic Army and pretenders such as the Black Asylum.
It seems as if the Executive Representative chokes back tears as he pauses.
Chuck Thompson: Is that sneaky weasel crying?!
Joshua Samson: What people don’t realize is that I am NOT the Samson Family. The group may bear my name but the emphasis is on the word “family.” This unity you see on this stage has not been bought. This unity isn’t bound together simply to usurp any officer of the company. This. Is. A. Family. And whether you plebs like it or not, THIS is the 2017 Stable of the Year!!
The Samson Family begin to collectively cheer. The crowd quickly drowns them out with jeers.
Joshua Samson: Horsemen, Orders, and Clubs fade but Family is forever!
The group triumphantly walk off the stage to the chorus of boos.
Rose: That kinda makes me proud to be a part of Anarchy.
Chuck White: I wouldn’t go that far, Rose...
Alexander Corvis: There is no denying everything that General Manager Samson said though. The Samson Family has truly earned the award of the 2017 Stable of the Year.
Steve White: Yeah… Too bad that they’re complete assholes though…
We fade out to a promo for Joanna Rissi vs. Oliver Black special event!
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs is ready to introduce the next event of the night. There are Christmas presents and decorations set up all around the outside and the ring!
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a Champion versus Champion!
IIla Isabella: It is set for one fall and will be fought under hardcore rules!
The opening of 'Cloud City' hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp with the Hardcore Championship around her waist she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches its peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first, weighing in at ninety-eight pounds...hailing from Melbourne, Australia... she is the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Hardcore Champion...Joanna Rissi!!!!!
Steve White: This woman has had an incredible year!
Chuck Thompson: She surely has! From winning Meltdown Chambers, Tag Team Championships, and Iron Woman matches. Now she’s representing Mayhem as the Hardcore Champ!
Rose: Doesn’t hurt that her old man is the owner of the company.
Alexander Corvis: Rose, you know that has nothing to do with anything whatsoever. Everything Joanna Rissi has accomplished she earned on her own merit.
The arena goes black before the *Click* *Click* *Click* of Oliver Blacks umbrella echoes throughout the arena. After the clicking stops there is a long pause before the drums of "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains comes in hard
The once pitch black arena is blinded as the Anarchy stage lights up in bright white light, spotlighting "The Nightmare" Oliver Black. Standing in a long black trench coat, fur lining the inside collar. As well as a black plague doctors mask. His trademark umbrella resting on his shoulder. Black soaks in the crowd before opening the umbrella and stalking to the ring a single spotlight following him.
Approaching the ring, Oliver closes the umbrella and rolls under the bottom rope. As the crescendo of the song approaches Black throws off his mask and out his arms
Patricia Downs: And her opponent, weighing in at one hundred and eighty-five pounds….hailing from London, England….representing the Black Asylum...he is the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Bad Blood Champion...he is the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion….he is The Nightmare….Oliver Black!!!!!!!
Steve White: Though Oliver has only been a part of the company for about six months, he has managed to end the year off as not only the Bad Blood Champ but also the Heavyweight Champion!
Alexander Corvis: Black shocked the world when he defeated both Eric Smith and Bill Ryder to capture each of those titles.
Rose: He’s really going to need the protection of his Black Asylum buddies if he’s hoping to hold onto those title in 2018!
Chuck Thompson: Rose may have a point, guys.
DING DING DING!!
Match #4: Oliver Black vs. Joanna Rissi
The competitors charge and slam into each other with big clotheslines that spin both champions off on impact. Black manages to stay standing while Joanna falls to one knee. As Black tries to come back, Joanna springs up into a knee strike that floors Black and draws blood from his mouth. Joanna jumps on for the cover as the referee jumps into position.
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Steve White: Joanna went for the early cover and almost beat Oliver!
Rose: Really, Steve? Really?
Black grabs Joanna’s arm, swings his legs up and goes for an arm triangle. Joanna knees Black low and then rolls away as the dual champion clutches at his nether regions. Joanna slides out to the floor and looks around. She finds Black’s umbrella and nods. Black rolls out to the floor and Joanna blasts him in the gut with the still collapsed umbrella. Black doubles over and Joanna blasts him over the back. Black falls to his knees and Joanna cracks him in the back of the head. Black slumps over to the floor and Joanna tosses the umbrella aside. She rolls Black over and covers on the floor.
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Steve White: Joanna Rissi is going crazy on the Nightmare!
Chuck Thompson: We’ll see what happens now that she’s made Oliver taste his own blood!
Joanna sits up on her knees and looks around for the umbrella again. She stands up, moving over to get the weapon from where it is currently near the steel guardrail. Joanna grabs the umbrella and stands up straight, nodding at the weapon. Black starts up to all fours, grasping out at the ring skirt. Joanna slowly starts to turn around and sees Black near the ring skirt, going for the bottom rope. Joanna starts to move in for another umbrella shot. Black spins, throwing something at her. Joanna, opens the umbrella to block the liquid from hitting her, charges forward. Black moves, redirecting the point of the umbrella into the bottom turnbuckle.
As Joanna tries to pull it free, Black drops down to his knees and drills Joanna low under the umbrella. Joanna staggers back, grimacing in pain. Oliver gets on top of Joanna but she manuvers around him and grabs some tinsel, wrapping it around his throat! She chokes Oliver out with it as she gets on his back! Oliver gasps for air but the tinsel breaks and he gets free! Joanna hits the floor but gets up! Oliver wastes no time and runs up, grabbing As she starts to tumble down to a knee, Black comes through with a wicked clothesline that drops the Hardcore Champ to the floor. Black, holding the bottom rope, starts to viciously stomp down at Joanna’s upper body, drilling her in the face, the left shoulder and then the chest. Joanna tries to roll away for cover. Black drops a knee to the neck. Joanna clutches at her head and neck. Black covers, hooking the leg.
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Joanna KICKS OUT!!!
Steve White: Oliver was only a matter of seconds away from gaining the victory there!
Chuck Thompson: How much more of this can Joanna take though?
Alexander Corvis: I for one am amazed at the resiliency that Rissi has displayed.
Black grabs Joanna by the head, sits her up, and then fires her back down violently against the thinly matted floor. Joanna clutches at her head. Black drags Joanna up and tosses her into the ring. Joanna staggers up, stumbling drunkenly. Black pulls the umbrella loose, closes it up, and tosses it into the ring. As he starts looking for something else, Joanna finds the umbrella and picks it up. Black grabs a tinsel wrapped steel chair and dives into the ring. Joanna turns and tries to blast him with the umbrella again but Black uses the festive chair like a shield to block the shot. Joanna spins, her hands ringing causing her to drop the umbrella. Black rears back and blasts Joanna across the back.
Rose: That’s going to leave a mark!
Joanna falls to all fours, gritting her teeth in pain. Black drops the chair and then grabs the umbrella. He hooks Joanna by the throat with the handle of the umbrella and pulls her head up off the mat. Black gets his foot up behind it and gives Joanna a curbstomp onto the mat!
Black tosses aside the umbrella, relishing every second of this. He drops down, rolls the now bloody Joanna over and covers.
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Joanna KICKS OUT!!!
Chuck Thompson: How did she get out of that?!
Steve White: I...
Chuck Thompson: Oliver curbstomps her with a damn umbrella...
Steve White: And it doesn’t put Joanna down!
Oliver Black goes over and unwraps one of the presents on the outside and pulls out an Xbox 360. As Joanna tries to get up Black cracks the game console over the back of Joanna’s head and she goes back down, holding her head in pain! Black drags Joanna up and throws her into the nearest corner. Joanna hits hard against the turnbuckles. Black blasts her with the umbrella in the stomach. Black drops the weapon and belts Joanna in the mouth with a straight right that draws yet more blood. Black moves back toward the center of the ring. Joanna staggers out of the corner. Black runs forward and attempts to connect with his Jack the Ripper (kinshasa).
Using her ring awareness, Joanna manages to duck under Black’s Jack the Ripper. Black stops at the ropes and sees one of the giant present boxes moving around. He fixates on that for a moment, worried about what it is!
Steve White: What the heck is that? A present box is actually moving!? Is someone in there? Black looks freaked out!
Black realises that he’s being distracted and he turns back to Joanna! He rushes her but she spins a kick right into his gut! She bounces off of the ropes and sprints at him but he takes her down with a hip and shoulder! Joanna gets up and Black goes for Jack The Ripper but Joanna sidesteps it again and Black stumbles! He spins around and sees the box has stopped moving! He gets up but Joanna runs up and kicks his leg out! Joanna hits Black with Celestial Shot and he goes down! The fans go NUTS as Black is down and Joanna stumbles over exhausted after the shot!
Rose: Oh shit!
Alexander Corvis: Crude but my sentiments exactly, Rose! This isn't serious right now!?
Joanna stumbles forward and drops on top of Black for the cover.
1...
2...
3!!!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner...Joanna Rissi!!!
Alexander Corvis: Rissi did it! Rissi has defeated Black!
Rose: Holy shit! She really did it?
Oliver Black gets up, enraged as he looks back at the now stationary present box on the outside and back at Joanna who is catching her breath with a smile on her face and her title belt on her arm. Oliver shakes his head, looking at the present then back at Joanna who is now standing across from him in the ring!
Steve White: Uh oh! Joanna with that massive upset here and that huge victory and now Oliver Black isn’t gonna be too happy about that! I don’t know what that movement from that giant present was out there that maybe distracted him for a moment was but I know that Joanna didn’t even notice it!
Chuck Thompson: C’mon! What an excuse by these Anarchy guys! Mayhem is superiour and Oliver Black just didn’t have what it took! Now what? The embarrassed Heavyweight Champion is gonna lose it?
Rose: I think you should check the ratings again before you go spouting that superior crap, Chuck!
Steve White: Don't ask me to check the ratings Rose because you'll just get embarrassed!
The fans go nuts for Joanna as she approaches Black. She extends her hand to him and he looks down at it. He looks back at the present and then at Joanna, she defiantly keeps her hand in front of him and Oliver nods, shaking her hand! The fans LOSE IT!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Oliver Black taking it all in right now and shaking Joanna’s hand!
Alexander Corvis: He should, he might have lost but it was an amazing match!
They shake hands but Oliver shakes for just a second too long and blindsides Joanna by quickly booting her in the midsection! Joanna goes down and Oliver starts stomping her out as the cheers turn to a mass of boos!
Steve White: Dammit! That no good Anarchy trash! Oliver Black is outta line here! The match is over! She didn't know dammit!
Black keeps stomping Joanna out until the giant present starts moving again! The giant ribbon unwraps and the present box unfolds as we see a man sprint out from it! Black still had it in the corner of his eye! We can’t see who the man is but he slides in the ring as Black grabs his umbrella! He swings but the man ducks it and hits Black with a mean right hand! Right hand! Right hand! Black gets rocked with them against the ropes! Right hand! Right hand! Right hand! A knee to the gut drops black as the man turns around and we see that it is Ryan Morgan!
Steve White: WHAT!? WHAT!? Ryan Morgan! Ryan Morgan! Ryan Morgan! He’s here! He’s back! Ryan Morgan is fucking back and he’s taking out Oliver Black right now!
The fans are going NUTS for Morgan’s return right now!! Morgan picks Black up and backhands him! Morgan swings but Oliver ducks him and runs back, taking Morgan down with a big hip and shoulder! Oliver just went through a massive hardcore match and he’s hurt and exhausted, he has to take the time to recover on the mat! Joanna watches on from the corner with her title belt as the fans go nuts!
Alexander Corvis: Ryan Morgan has no business being out here right now and no business attacking the Heavyweight Champion after a brutal match! Why was he hiding in that present, just to do this after the match!?!
Both men get up and start trading rights and lefts in the center of the ring! Morgan ducks one and hits Oliver with a big snap neckbreaker! The fans go nuts as Oliver rolls out of the ring in pain! Oliver can’t fight another big fight right now, he’s hurt, tired and bleeding but Ryan is at full health! Ryan yells out to the fans, hyping them up as they go nuts! He kicks the Bad Blood title out of the ring then he kicks the Heavyweight title out of the ring! Ryan takes off his designer suit jacket and loosens up his tie and vest before sliding out of the ring! Oliver gets to a knee, trying to get up but Ryan grabs a glass Christmas ball from the outside and smashes it over the back of Oliver’s head! The fans go NUTS! Oliver hits his hands and knees on the floor and screams out in pain as glass sticks out of the back of his head and he bleeds!
Ryan Morgan: THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT BRUV! You want relevance, how’s that for relevance champ! I ain’t fuckin’ about! I ain’t Bill Ryder mate, I’m right here!
Steve White: Morgan sending a message and a half right now! The Heavyweight Champion has been targeted by Ryan Morgan here tonight and Morgan is just in another zone right now!
The fans are all on their feet! Morgan isn’t done and he runs up, hitting Oliver Black in the side of the head with a massive soccerball kick! The fans lose it and Oliver Black is down! Ryan celebrates around the outside for a moment as a semi conscious Black rolls around in pain! Ryan starts to stomp Oliver out on the floor but he only gets 2 or 3 in as Misfit and Losak appear on the stage and send Raab and McPherson barrelling out down the ramp!
Misfit and Losak give chase too but Morgan sprints off and vaults the barricade! Morgan escapes through the crowd and Raab and McPherson stop at the barricade while Losak and Misfit help a bleeding and hurt Oliver Black up!
Steve White: Ryan Morgan legged it out of here as The Black Asylum showed up to stop him from doing anymore damage to Oliver Black but damn… I gotta say, Ryan did a lot of damage and not only did he do that but he sent a clear and direct message to Black and the rest of Anarchy!!
Alexander Corvis: That he did but he messed up one thing… He left Oliver Black alive! Black is still standing and conscious and he’s gonna want to FUCK Morgan up now!! What has Morgan gotten himself into!?
Losak and Raab help Black up. Black pushes them off of him but he falls to his knees in too much pain! Black forces himself up to his feet as Joanna Rissi is already up on the stage. Black is helped up by Losak and Misfit but his eyes boom back into place as he and The Black Asylum stare at Joanna Rissi from the bottom of the ramp. Misfit points at Joanna, yelling an inaudible at her as she smirks and holds her Hardcore Championship up high. Black is hurt, tired and bleeding but he’s all right, he’s beat up but he can walk with Losak and Misfits help! Joanna with one last smirk leaves backstage. Oliver Black pushes the others off of him and limps over to the ring, kicking the steel steps in anger as he stumbles around forcing Raab to catch him. We fade out, seeing the final image of Oliver Black looking groggy and enraged on his bleeding face!
Steve White: We’re back and it’s time once again for another award presentation!
Once again “Hate Me Now” by Nas featuring Puff Daddy blares throughout the arena as the very dapper suited Joshua Samson walks back out onto the entrance stage. The customary uproar of jeers breaks out throughout the crowd. Samson raises an eyebrow and chuckles upon hearing the disdain from the audience.
Alexander Corvis: I can’t imagine how GM Samson deals with such hate.
Rose: Far better than any of us.
Chuck Thompson: Not like he doesn’t deserve it!
Samson makes his way over to the podium.
Crowd: SAMSON SUCKS! SAMSON SUCKS!
Joshua Samson: That never gets old, you plebs. You people should band together, collect all your pennies, and take this Pitch Perfect Three final tour on the road.
The crowd gets louder, if possible, which causes the Anarchy General Manager Extraordinaire to chuckle.
Joshua Samson: Anyway...the next award is for the Newcomer of the Year and this should be a damn no-brainer! There has been no Extremist, no Anarchist, within this company that has made the immediate impact upon their arrival. From the moment she picked up an EHWF microphone, you had to know that this woman could talk the talk. From the moment she wrestled in her first match, you had to know that this woman could walk the walk. So, all you plebs, get out of those chairs and put your hands together for the Queen of Anarchy, the two thousand and seventeen EHWF Newcomer of the Year….Astrid Sedin!!
“Dark Horse” by Our Last Night begins to play through the PA system as the lights flash in varying hues of pale purple and blue. Astrid makes her way out, her EHWF Challenge Championship nestled snugly around her waist.
Rose: This should definitely come as no surprise!
Alexander Corvis: That is true. Sedin has been on a trajectory that is out of this world!
Steve White:There has been no newcomer this year that has made the impact that she has.
Chuck Thompson: I guess I can agree with you guys...
Astrid makes her way over to Samson and the two exchange a tight hug. The two exchange inaudible words before the Anarchy General Manager hands her the award. He steps back allowing Astrid her time in the spotlight. She glances at the award for a moment before resting it on the podium and proceeding to speak.
Astrid Sedin: Well… I could say that I didn’t see this coming but let’s face it… I know that you and I both knew that I had this one in the bag. I’ve done nothing but win left and right, except for my loss against Bill Ryder, for almost a year now and none of these other newbies can claim they’ve done the things that I have. Sure they’ve held titles and one of the most daft ones even thinks her new position means she’s to be taken seriously. But in all honesty… I’m the only one to deserve it. What other newbie in 2017 has done what I have? Oliver Black? Ha… he got lucky on one occasion.
The crowd explodes in boos.
Astrid Sedin: I guess I should thank some people seeing as that’s what they do on the Golden Globes. First… I would like to thank my dumb shit parents who made me into the hardened bitch that you see before you today. Secondly, I’d like to thank Bill Ryder and Joshua Samson before the two of them helped me along the path to greatness. Bill gave me the biggest challenge and we put on the BEST match that this company has seen in a very long time. Josh and Bill have helped my career in so many ways… I doubt I’d ever be able to repay them. And Amanda Greene, or Mandi as I call her, thanks for being there for me to rant about every and anything. You’re honestly the best friend that I’ve ever had… sorry Bill. And thanks to all the haters I have and those to come… because without you… I wouldn’t enjoy proving you all wrong and pissing you all off.
The crowd showers her with jeers again.
Steve White: Although she will never win any fan favorite awards there is no denying that Astrid is worthy of the 2017 Newcomer of the Year award!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, I guess there isn’t!
Rose: With her momentum from 2017, she may well be damn unstoppable come 2018!
Astrid grabs her award and turns to leave but Samson genty grabs her by the arm.
Joshua Samson: Hold on a minute, Asti…
Alexander Corvis: What is this about?
Joshua Samson: Now with pressing public business out of the way, I can move on to something that is very personal and far more important than anything else going on around here.
The Newcomer of the Year has a bit of a confused look upon her face. Folding her arms across her chest, Astrid just looks at Samson for a bit.
Astrid Sedin: What’s going on Joshua?
The words are barely audible as Samson runs a hand over his bearded face as Astrid remains standing there, her bright blue eyes looking a bit concerned.
Joshua Samson: So...wow...I didn’t realize that I would be tripping over my words. I’ve been over this a thousand times before today and now with you right in front of me I’m tongue tied.
Steve White: Is that beads of sweat running down Joshua Samson’s forehead?
Chuck Thompson: It looks like that sneaky weasel is taking the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Rose: Somebody needs to get in there and give Mister Samson a towel or something.
Alexander Corvis: This is very strange.
Astrid started to look a bit cross, folding her arms across her chest. She was confused and starting to get a bit agitated because that’s just how Astrid was.
Astrid Sedin: Uh Josh… look… you’re starting to embarrass yourself. You’ve got beads of sweat upon your brow.
Reaching into his suit coat, Samson produces a green silk handkerchief and wipes his face which only seems to produce even more perspiration.
Joshua Samson: I think it’s the lights. Yeah, yeah, it’s the lights. They’re brighter than normal, huh?
Astrid Sedin: I have layers of makeup on and I’m fine. Come on Joshua!
She ran her fingers along the top of her championship belt, glaring at Joshua as she slowly started to tap her toe.
Joshua Samson: Wow...are you sure?
The sweat seems to come down more profusely now. Samson’s skin becomes paler.
Joshua Samson: I-I c-can’t believe...believe…
With a sudden quickness, Samson runs and falls to his knees near the edge of the entrance stage behind him and regurgitates to the floor below!
Steve White: JOSHUA SAMSON HAS JUST THROWN UP EVERYWHERE!
Chuck Thompson: HAHAA!!
Rose: Looks like he had the seafood platter for lunch! The shrimp buffet strikes again!
Alexander Corvis: We might need medical assistance down here at once!
Astrid rushed to one of the ring side crew and when she turned around, she had a towel in hand and wiped Samson’s mouth and brow (with different ends duh). She seemed concerned genuinely and that had instantly taken over her agitation.
Astrid Sedin: What is going on Joshua?
She handed him the towel and tried to help him back up to his feet as a few crew guys rush down to the floor to clean up the puke. Moving to one knee, Samson, still flushed, looked up at the young woman.
Joshua Samson: A-A-Astrid…
He reaches into his suit jacket again and this time produces a small jewelry box. Astrid’s eyes grew wide as she took a step back, her hand coming up to cover her mouth and the fact that her jaw was practically on the floor.
Astrid Sedin: Josh… what are you playing at right now?
It was safe to say Astrid was shocked to the very limit. Samson inhales deeply, literally regaining his composure. He looks down to the floor before making direct eye contact with Astrid.
Joshua Samson: I’m not playing at anything, Asti. It’s been an out in the open secret that we have been an item. These plebs are idiots but even they’ve known we have been seeing each other the past few months.
He takes a big gulp before continuing.
Joshua Samson: In these past months I have never ever felt like I have been feeling. You have become so much more to me than a client...so much more than a roommate...you have become my very breath I breathe.
He opens the jewelry box to reveal an enormous diamond ring that featured a gorgeous pink center stone. Astrid’s eyes grew even wider as tears slowly began to form in the inner corners of her eyes. She was rendered speechless even though she knew what she wanted to say.
Joshua Samson: Astrid Sedin…
Never breaking eye contact, he reaches out to hold her right hand.
Joshua Samson: ...will you---
“PLAYTIME’S OVER!!”
The shrill screeching words echo over the sound system right before the mysterious face painted woman that has been attacking Astrid for weeks walks onto the entrance stage behind the couple. A shocked Samson jumps to his feet and instinctively steps in front of Astrid.
Astrid Sedin: What… the actual…
Astrid pushes Samson out of the way and starts removing her championship from her waist, readying herself for a fight. She wasn’t going to be letting this mystery woman surprise her again.
Astrid Sedin: BRING IT BITCH!
The mystery woman extends her tongue as she clenches her fist. Samson jumps in between the space of the two woman.
Joshua Samson: Wait, wait, wait! This isn’t going to happen! Not now! Not EVER!
Steve White: What in the hell is going on here?!
Mystery Woman: Why not, Joshy? Why are you so scared to let your new little piggie face Killjoy?!
Chuck Thompson: Does this woman know that sneaky weasel?
Alexander Corvis: Killjoy? Killjoy? Why does that name sound so familiar?
Rose: One of your old flames, Alexander?
Alexander Corvis: Hardly, Rose.
Astrid Sedin: Who is she Joshua!? Why is she calling you Joshy? TELL ME!
Astrid’s eyes were filled with rage and her face was starting to turn a bright crimson color as her fists started to ball up. Astrid was on the brink of exploding and it wasn’t very pretty. Samson continued to stay between them but Astrid tried darting around him to get to the mystery woman, again stopped by Samson.
Astrid Sedin: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? Let me kick her ass!
Killjoy: There will be no ass kicking tonight, little piggie. Just like there will be no proposal either…
Joshua Samson: Shut up, Kelli! Get the hell off this stage right now or I’ll have your ass arrested! I’ve warned you countless times about showing up here!
Samson slightly turns his attention to the irate Astrid.
Joshua Samson: Come on, Asti. Forget about this deranged chick.
Astrid stands her ground and folds her arms across her chest.
Astrid Sedin: WHO IS SHE JOSHUA!? Kelli… who’s Kelli? You better tell me who she is or things aren’t going to be very pretty. And you know that isn’t an idle threat… it’s a promise. SO SPILL!
The longer she waits, the more ticked off Astrid becomes.
Joshua Samson: She’s nobody! We’ll talk about this backstage in privacy, Asti.
Killjoy: There’s no more running, Joshua. No place you can go to replace OUR past. Your little piggie will NEVER be your wife because WE...ARE….STILL...MARRIED!!
Crowd: OHHH SHIT!
Steve White, Chuck Thompson, Alexander Corvis, and Rose: HOLY SHIT!!
Astrid suddenly leaps into Killjoy, raining down heavy punches upon her. Samson rushes over to pull Astrid off but is met with a hard slap from Astrid that sends him stumbling back and falling onto his behind.
Steve White: All hell has broken loose now!
Alexander Corvis: We need security out here pronto!
Astrid re-mounts Killjoy and keeps going after her, throwing in a few knees to the kidneys for good measure. Astrid grabs a handful of Killjoy’s hair and pulls her up to her feet before sending her flying into the Christmas trees and prop presents that line the stage.
Chuck Thompson: I can’t believe that sneaky weasel Samson has got two chicks fighting over him!
At this point Samson begs Astrid to calm down but she’s not listening. She charges at a seated Killjoy and drills her knee into the temple of Samson’s “wife”. Backing away from the two of them, an upset and pissed off Astrid screams at Samson before turning and running backstage, leaving her belt behind and not caring about anything.
Alexander Corvis: What an amazing turn of events that have just happened? We thought we were going to see the marriage proposal by General Manager Samson to Astrid Sedin but instead we get the revelation that Samson is already married!
Chuck Thompson: Not only is that sneaky weasel already married but he’s married to the woman that has been attacking Astrid on numerous occasions!
Rose: This is unbelievable! And people think I have a dysfunctional relationship with my baby daddy!
Security rushes onto the stage and secures a struggling and screaming Killjoy. Samson, slap mark bright red on his face, looks on with remorse. Once Killjoy is dragged away, he slowly walks over and secures Astrid’s Challenge Championship belt. Holding it close to his chest, he suddenly turns and bolts backstage.
Steve White: We’ll be right back after we get things cleaned up around here.
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Sah'ta Thor appears once more as we return to the arena; this time looking nervous as he approaches the podium on the stage.
Sah'ta Thor: Ladies and Gentlemen the next award of the night is the Match of The Year and it goes to the Kristallnacht match at Scars and Stripes for the Bad Blood Championship where Eric Smith took on Brandon Bash!
The fans go wild with cheers but give a mixed reaction as the lighting changes and Brandon Bash's music hits!
Steve White: What!? It can't be!!
Chuck Thompson: It is!!
Brandon Bash comes out to his music as the fans go nuts! He looks out at them on the stage for a moment before walking down the ramp! He ignores the fans and gets to the ring as he grabs a mic! He gets in the ring and waits for the crowd to quiet down before he speaks!
Brandon Bash: That’s right savages… It’s me… I’m back FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY!
The fans go back to their custom booing of Brandon Bash as he smirks at them from the ring with the boos getting louder and louder with the announce team highlighting it from their desk!
Brandon Bash: I have to hear the crap about people calling themselves the most hated in EHWF History? Joshua Samson? Bill Ryder? Kevin Hunter? Hahaha give me a break! The amount of hate that these fans had for me and still have for me, you assholes couldn’t come anywhere near! You’re just a bunch of pussies… I did Cuba, I did the Corporate Powers and I did just about everything else… Face it, I’m just better at it guys…
The boos flood back in and Bash holds his arms out and closes his eyes, bathing in it all! Bash holds the award up that he snatched off of Thor on the stage.
Brandon Bash: ...Just like I’m better at wrestling… I deserve this award because I tore down the house this year. This old guy that everyone hated and everyone wanted to beat up ended up putting on the best show of the year… Yeah I lost but so what.
Bash holds up the award again.
Brandon Bash: Everyone knows that Eric Smith just got lucky… and where is Eric Smith now hmm? Where is Eric Smith today, huh? He’s at home, hurt from his little match with Olly Black, nursing his wounds like a little pussy instead of being here and fighting like a man… Pathetic
Steve White: Now, that’s a bit uncalled for isn’t it?
Brandon Bash: That is why I am awarding myself this award and ONLY me for the Match of the Year! For his amazing performance in the Bad Blood Championship match at Final Destination… BRANDON BASH!
Bash applauds himself but the fans boo and Bash laughs, flipping them off.
Brandon Bash: I’d say thanks to the fans but we all know you Kiwi’s suck ass… Had to fly all the way down here, deal with jetlag… THANK YOU TO ME! That’s all!
This pisses the fans off a lot as they spiral into riot-like booing and start pelting the ring with garbage as security tries to calm them. Bash exits the ring, holding his award up the whole time. Bash extends his hand to Thor on the stage but as Thor goes to shake it, Bash pulls his hand away and leaves Thor hanging, running his hand through his hair! The fans boo as he exits and we cut back to the ring where Patricia Downs and Illa Isabella are getting in with their mics, ready to introduce the main event of the night.
Patricia Downs: The following match is the Christmas Chaos main event!
Illa Isabella: It is a Champions versus Champions match featuring the Mayhem World Tag Team Champions and the Anarchy Challenge Champions!
The lights start dancing to the opening riff of Overkill's “Devils In The Mist.” At the 0.31 mark, Astrid Sedin, title around her waist, The Mongrel, title slung over his shoulder, escorted by Jake E. Smith III, walk slowly onto the stage. They stand there, The Mongrel staring straight down at the ring while a smirking Astrid glances around. At the 1:15 mark, they make their way down to the ring and step inside. The Mongrel walks directly to their corner while Astrid climbs the opposite one and plays to the booing crowd. Jake waits on the outside.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... at a combined weight of four hundred and seventy-eight pounds….representing the Samson Family….they are the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Challenge Champions... Astrid Sedin and The Mongrel!!!
Alexander Corvis: Just look at the focus on the face of Sedin and The Mongrel!
Rose: If looks could kill we would all be dead!
Steve White: This should be a good one!
Whatever by Our Lady Peace hits the PA and from out behind the curtains, Jason Dave slowly makes his way out onto the stage. Sporting a pair of athletic shorts and a white tang top, he makes his way down the ring slowly, making eye contact with nearly every member of the EHWF universe. He stops when he reaches ring side and takes a lap around the ring. He walks up the steel ring steps and grazes his palm across the top rope and looks out to the crowd with his signature smirk. He enters through the middle rope and then reaches the center of the ring. He smiles and chuckles softly before removing his tang top and tossing it to the side of the ring. He perches himself on one of the far corners of the ring and waits for tag team partner to come out to the ring.
Illa Isabella: And their opponents tonight... First… Gods Gift to Pro Wrestling… Jason Dave!
The intro to the theme song plays out coupled with some strobing white lights. Scott appears right as the beat drops and wastes no time getting to the ring. He does slap a few front-rower's hands before he enters the squared circle. Now in the ring, Scott takes a moment to get the crowd hyped and shows off a little bit before the match begins.
Illa Isabella: Introducing next… His partner tonight… He is the EHWF Champion… Scott Wilson! Together they are the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation World Tag Team Champions!
Steve White: Just listen to the fans cheering for these two superstars, guys!
Chuck Thompson: Who would have ever thought that these two best friends would be the World Tag Team Champions?!
Alexander Corvis: It is definitely a feel good moment in EHWF history!
DING DING DING!!
Main Event: Scott Wilson and Jason Dave vs. The Samson Family (Astrid Sedin and The Mongrel)
Astrid Sedin and Jason Dave start the match, both competitors circle around the ring for a few moments before meeting in the middle and locking up. Dave manages to push Astrid back towards the ropes before sending her across the ring. He waits for her to come back and swings for a clothesline. Astrid ducks underneath and runs to the other side of the ring. She comes charging back, leaps through the air, and knocks Dave down with a massive flying forearm.
Astrid smirks before she picks Dave back up to his feet and plants him hard in the midsection with a kick. Astrid whips Dave into the corner, runs in after him, and plants God’s Gift to Wrestling with a clothesline. Dave drops down into a sitting position. Astrid backs across the ring before charging in and nailing Dave right under the chin with a two footed dropkick. Astrid grabs Dave’s feet and pulls him to the center of the ring where she goes for the cover.
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Dave gets her shoulder up at two and a half!
Steve White: After the events earlier tonight during her Newcomer of the Year presentation, you have to wonder how focused Astrid is coming into this match?
Alexander Corvis: You have a very good point there, White. Emotionally Sedin has to be completely spent.
Rose: She may be emotionally spent but you best believe that Astrid isn’t going to go out without a fight. Besides when your tag team partner is a near four hundred pounds and seven feet tall she doesn’t have to worry about a whole lot!
Astrid pulls Dave back up to his feet before kicking him in the midsection and then quickly planting him with a snap suplex. She smirks as she walks over to the Reason Why There Is Fear On Earth and tags him into the match.
Chuck Thompson: Jason needs to get out of there!
Mongrel stalks Dave as he starts to slowly get back up. Mongrel grabs him by the hair and pulls him up to his feet. He looks in Dave in the eyes before tossing him into his corner and telling him to tag in the World Champion.
Alexander Corvis: Looks like The Mongrel is in a kind mood tonight, guys.
Rose: His mood could change like the weather...
Dave tags in Wilson, who does not waste any time in going after Mongrel. He hits him with a few right hands but it seems to have no effect on Mongrel. Wilson runs to the ropes, bounces back, and nails Mongrel with a clothesline but that barely moves the big man. Wilson tries it again but this time he comes flying back, gets scooped off of his feet, and slammed hard into the mat with a side slam. Mongrel hooks the leg.
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Kick out!
Chuck Thompson: It’s going to take a hell of a lot more than that for The Mongrel to put the current World Champion away!
Rose: If I was Scott I would have just got it over with.
Chuck Thompson: That’s why he is a champion and you are not!
Mongrel pulls Wilson back up to his feet and whips him into the corner. He goes charging in after him. Wilson gets his feet up and plants Mongrel right underneath the chin, knocking him back. Mongrel comes again and again Scott gets his feet up and knocks the big man back. Wilson jumps up to the second turnbuckle and leaps forward as Mongrel comes in for a third time. Wilson knocks him down with a huge shoulder tackle. Scott quickly gets to his feet and starts to stomp after stomp after stomp on Mongrel; doing everything in his power to not let him get back to his feet.
Steve White: This is a smart move by Scott keeping The Mongrel off his feet like this.
Rose: Yeah but once The Mongrel gets back up he is going to explode!
Mongrel finally manages to get back to his feet, and gets met by a hard right hand from Wilson. He quickly sends Mongrel across the ring and waits for him to come back before scooping him up and dropping him with a massive Samoan drop that shakes the ring from the impact!
Alexander Corvis: The impact is off the Richter scale!
Wilson quickly hooks the leg.
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KICK OUT!
Chuck Thompson: It looks like the EHWF Champion has no fear of the big bad Mongrel.
Rose: The match isn’t over with yet, Chuck. Still plenty of time left in the match for Scott to learn about fear!
Wilson gets back up to his feet and waves Mongrel to get back up. When he does, Wilson quickly hooks Mongrel up and goes for a suplex. Mongrel uses his leg to block it and nails Wilson with a hard right hand before throwing him across the ring. Mongrel charges after him and damn near kicks his head off with a big boot. Wilson crumples on the floor as Mongrel uses the time to catch his breath.
Steve White: Both of them men have went all out in this match so far!
Mongrel shakes out the cobwebs in his head before pulling Wilson back up to his feet and nailing him with a few hard right hands before kneeing him in the gut. Mongrel locks him up and slams him hard on the mat with a pumphandle slam. He then backs up and drops a huge leg drop right across the throat of Wilson. Mongrel pulls him back into the center of the ring and goes for the cover.
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Kick Out!
Alexander Corvis: That looks like it hurt.
Chuck Thompson: Let a man of that size drop his leg on your throat and then you would know it more than hurts!
Mongrel pulls Wilson back to his feet and pulls him into the corner where he tags in the 2017 Newcomer of the Year. Mongrel holds Wilson in place while Astrid climbs to the top, jumps off, and drops Wilson with a double axe handle smash. Mongrel climbs out of the rings while Astrid stomps away at the back of Wilson. Astrid steps away and waits for Wilson to get back his feet before she charges across the ring and knocks him back down with a dropkick. She then hooks his head and drops him with a DDT. Astrid covers.
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Rose: Stay on him, Astrid!
Chuck Thompson: You know she can’t hear you, Rose?
Rose: Shut up, Chuck!
Astrid quickly get back to her feet. She pulls Wilson up and looks for a Russian leg sweep. Wilson blocks it, pulls her towards him, and knocks her down with a massive clothesline. Wilson drops to his knees and crawls towards his corner where he makes the hot tag.
Dave jumps over the ropes and quickly goes on the assault with a few stern kicks to the midsection of Astrid. Dave pulls her to her feet and whips her into the corner. Dave charges in and hits Astrid with a clothesline. As he makes the contact, he hooks his arm around Astrid’s head, leaps forward, and nails her with a bulldog. Dave quickly rolls Astrid over and hooks the leg.
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Steve White: Jason nearly won this match right there!
Alexander Corvis: Nearly is not good enough in EHWF, White, you should know that by now!
Dave pulls Astrid back up to her feet and hits her a few times before sending her to the ropes. He waits for her to come bouncing back before going for a dropkick but Astrid hooks her arms over the ropes to stop her momentum. Dave his the mat with a “splat” knocking the wind right out of himself. Astrid quickly tags in Mongrel, who steps over the top rope and waits for Dave to get back to his feet. He charges in and catches Dave with a BIG BOOT that makes him do a backflip somersault!
Rose: Put a fork in Two First Names cause he’s done!
Mongrel isn’t done yet as he drags a lifeless Dave to his feet and nails him with the Doomsday Disaster (Argentina backbreaker)!
Chuck Thompson: I hate to say this but I think Jason may not be getting up from that.
Mongrel makes the cover as Astrid charges across the ring and nails Wilson with a dropkick that knocks him off the apron. The referee starts to counts.
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Patricia Downs: The winners of this match...The Mongrel and Astrid Sedin...the Samson Family!!
Astrid and Mongrel get up and the fans boo wildly as they celebrate and taunt in the ring. Mongrel runs up and punts Dave across the ring with a boot to the ribs! Mongrel then turns to Scott Wilson and starts to beat him up on the mat while Astrid rushes over to Dave on the mat and starts stomping him out with the fans going wild with boos and pelting the ring with garbage!
Steve White: This isn’t over! Damn Samson Family is pissed off and they’re taking it out on Wilson and Dave for whatever reason! They won the match, the match is over, isn’t that enough! Damn Anarchy scum!
Alexander Corvis: I don’t condone this at all!
Astrid and Mongrel continue the assault until the lights suddenly go out!
Steve White: The lights went out! What’s happening!?
Alexander Corvis: Who is it!? What is it!?
The Black Asylum appears at the bottom of the ramp as the lights flicker on and they’re PISSED! Astrid’s eyes widen as they quickly storm the ring! She backs off and as Raab comes in the ring, Mongrel runs up to him and grabs him around the neck! Raab grabs Mongrel around the neck as well and they wrestle for control! McPherson also runs up and grabs Mongrel around the neck and Mongrel gets overpowered! A bruised Oliver runs up and hits Mongrel in the chest with the tip of his umbrella! Raab and McPherson then raise Mongrel up and plant him down with a big chokeslam! The fans go wild! Astrid looks worried as she tries to back off but Misfit is behind her and Oliver is in front of her with Raab and McPherson turning their attention to her as well!
Steve White: The Black Asylum! The Black Asylum! Bah Gawd their out here and they’re gonna destroy Astrid now!
Alexander Corvis: Where’s the rest of the Stable of the Year at!?
Astrid looks at the ropes for escape but Losak gets on the apron and barks at her! She runs up and elbows him off of the apron then finds herself in the grasp of Oliver who swats her in the head with a mean umbrella shot! Raab manhandles Astrid as she screams and he plants her with a massive Killerbuster as the fans shrill at the sight and impact!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! That was brutal! Astrid just copped it! No respect for anything!
Alexander Corvis: Looks like Dave is next!
Black whips Jason Dave into the grasp of The Misfit who quickly hits him with Sanity! Dave is down and The Black Asylum stand tall and victorious! They turn their attention to a downed Scott Wilson but Joshua Samson’s music hits and Samson, Jake Smith, Bill Ryder and Brooklyn appear on the stage and sprint out to the ring!
Steve White: Samson Family! Samson Family! Here they come!
Alexander Corvis: Shit is about to get real right now! We’ve been waiting!
Jake and Joshua stop at the apron as Bill and Brooklyn slide in! Brooklyn instantly runs a big boot into Samuel McPherson’s chest and takes him down! Bill starts brawling with Oliver Black trading lefts and rights! Raab is on Brooklyn and they start brawling, with Raab dropping Brooklyn with a big uppercut! Misfit low blows Bill from behind and Oliver Black backs off, taking Bill out with Darkness Falling! The fans go nuts but that’s only until we hear the SoC theme and the rev of motorcycles!
Steve White: Ohhhhh! Shit! Shit is about to get real right now!
Alexander Corvis: Sons of Chaos! We’ve got Black Asylum, Samson Family, Wilson and Dave and now the Sons of Chaos out here and there is complete chaos here in the ring now!
Chuck Thompson: Sons of Chaos are PISSED and they are gonna FUCK everyone up!
They park their motorcycles in rows on the ramp as Daniel Keegan gets off and stands guard on the ramp with his arms folded! Chris Hunter, Alex Reigns, a lead pipe welding Conner Creed and Kevin Hunter with a biker chain storm the ring and get in! Hunter and Oliver stare each other down… It looks as if Hunter might strike at Oliver but instead Hunter whips Scott Wilson in the back with the chain! Black laughs and for just this moment they work together, stomping Wilson the fuck out! Creed, Black, Hunter and Misfit go to work on a now badly bleeding Wilson on the mat! Dave is in the corner with Bill, Astrid, Brooklyn, Chris Hunter and Alex reigns fucking him up! Wilson and Dave are being ransacked and destroyed by all teams right now and the fans pelt the ring with garbage!
Steve White: I can’t believe this! They’re gonna kill Dave and Wilson right here right now! Why aren’t they fighting each other!? Why are they just focusing on taking out Dave and Wilson!? What is this crap!?
Alexander Corvis: Well the second they put Dave and Wilson in the hospital it’s gonna be an all out war here again tonight!
Creed has the pipe in hand and some of the gang starts to pick up Wilson but as they do the lighting gets all festive and Christmas music hits! The fans go nuts as everyone looks out to the stage but nothing happens for a while… Suddenly Santa appears on the stage and he throws his arms out! He starts sprinting down the ramp and shoves Daniel Keegan out of the way!
Steve White: It’s Santa! BAH GAWD its Santa Clause!
Alexander Corvis: Is he here to make the save!? Seriously!?
Santa sprints down the ramp. He loses some stuffing along the way and he rips his red jacket sleeves off. Santa is huge and jacked up as the fans are going NUTS! The fans are LOSING IT! Chris Hunter and Alex Reigns slide out of the ring at the order of Creed and charge at Santa but Santa double clotheslines THE FUCK out of them on the bottom of the ramp! Santa slides in the ring with the fans all on their feet! Raab swings at Santa but Santa ducks it then jumps on The Mongrel, taking him down and beating him in the face with lefts and rights!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Santa is here to kick some ass! Santa making a save right now here at Christmas Chaos! This is incredible! I knew we’d see him out here tonight!
Alexander Corvis: What’s happened to Santa? He’s been working out! He’s jacked up!
Ryder and Brooklyn grab Santa from behind and Hunter helps as they restrain him and start beating on him! They crowd around the stomping out of Santa but Ryder turns around and eats a Wilson Kick right to the face! Dave comes up behind Hunter and hits him with Shattered Dreams! Santa breaks free and elbows Brooklyn then drops him with a right hand before grabbing Raab and tossing him out of the ring with great strength!
Steve White: Santa! Wilson! Dave! They’re fighting back bah gawd and they’re cleaning house right now!
Alexander Corvis: These fans are going mental right now! I can’t even hear over my headset!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Wilson is on McPherson, beating on him in the corner as Dave is all over Oliver Black! Dave drops Black but Misfit cracks Dave in the back with Dave’s umbrella and he goes down! Wilson drops McPherson and rushes to Dave’s aid! Wilson dumps Black and Misfit over the top rope to the outside but Wilson is spent! Wilson is low blowed by Astrid and he goes down! Dave is up and he takes Astrid down with a hard forearm to her side which drops her! The Mongrel comes back in the ring on orders of Samson! Mongrel grabs Dave around the throat and yells at him! Wilson rushes into battle but he’s just too hurt and tired and Mongrel grabs him around the throat as well!
Steve White: Mongrel has Dave and Wilson caught!
Dave and Wilson boot Mongrel in the gut then punch him in the face! They try and pick him up but barely get him off the ground! They both try again but he won’t budge, he’s too heavy! Mongrel tightens his grip and they both start choking! Mongrel starts to lift them up for a chokeslam but Santa rushes in and thrusts right into Mongrel’s chest! Mongrel puts them down and Santa shoves Wilson and Dave to the mat out of harm's way as he hoists Mongrel up on his back with amazing strength! Santa winces in pain as it looks like his neck is giving out but he restabalises! The fans go nuts! Mongrel is shocked and Santa hits The Mongrel with a massive Death Valley Driver! The ring shakes and the fans lose it!
Steve White: Santa! Santa! Santa! Santa with all that power disposes of The Mongrel! How!?
Alexander Corvis: I don’t know but it looks as if Santa’s neck and back just gave up on him!
Hunter and Creed look apprehensive of Santa but they go for it anyway! Santa is up but cops a right hand from Creed! Santa hits back with his own! Santa goes for another but he stops in his tracks as his neck pains him again! Creed drops Santa with a Clothesline From Hell! The fans are going nuts! Bill slides in and grabs Santa, pulling him to his feet! Santa tries to fight back but his neck and back won’t allow it! Hunter and Creed approach Bill and Santa! Bill looks around, no back up! He shouts over to Hunter!
Bill Ryder: Lets take care of these guys first, then we’ll settle it here!
Creed hands Hunter a lead pipe and Hunter nods. Bill smiles, buying some time as he holds Santa back! Hunter lines Santa up and swings for his head but Santa powers out of Bill’s grasp at the last second and Hunter hits Bill in the chest! The fans go nuts! Santa crawls to the corner, holding his back and neck! Hunter looks down at Bill but he doesn’t get a second as Brooklyn slides in and takes Hunter out with a running big boot to the head! Hunter is down and rolls out of the ring! Brooklyn turns around and Creed flattens him with a Clothesline From Hell!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! It’s an all out brawl now! Anything goes and every man for himself!
Alexander Corvis: Happy new year!
Astrid low blows Creed from behind then snaps a kick into his head, taking him out! Jason Dave sprints across the ring and takes Astrid out with a spinning heel kick! Astrid hits the mat and Joshua Samson grabs her from the apron and retreats her from the skirmish! Samson already has Dave covered though as Dave turns right around into a massive punch from The Mongrel! Every fan is losing it right now, the cheers are deafening! Raab enters the ring from one end and McPherson from the other! MOngrel and Raab get into a fist fight but McPherson from behind starts beating on The Mongrel! The Monstimals beat him up a bit before hitting him with a double chokeslam! The Mongrel is out now and there are bodies all over the outside! Wilson sprints in! McPherson swings but Wilson ducks it and bounces off of the ropes, hitting McPherson with a massive Wilson Kick! McPherson is down! Raab lunges, trying to grab Wilson but Wilson spins around and jumps in the air, hitting Raab with a huge spinning Wilson Kick when he turns around! The fans go BERSERK!
Steve White: Wilson KICK! Wilson KICK! Bah Gawd what a conclusion to the night!
Alexander Corvis: Look at the bodies all over the outside here, Steve! It’s not over yet!
Oliver Black cracks Wilson in the back of the legs with his umbrella! Oliver off of the ropes hits a kneeling Wilson with Darkness Falling! The fans get so loud that the broadcast team is drowned out! Chris Hunter and Alex Reigns rush in and take Oliver Black down with a double team dropkick! Oliver rolls around holding his chest as he rolls outside! A furious Misfit comes in and takes Chris and Alex out with a double clothesline! Misfit sends both men over the top rope and while he’s busy doing that, Jake Smith comes in and undoes his belt, lining Misfit up!
Steve White: Its Jake Smith!? That idiot that works for Samson!? What the heck is he doing right now!?
Alexander Corvis: He’s gonna get his ass kicked, that’s what’s about to happen!
Jake goes to attack with the belt as Misfit turns around but Misfit spots him and Jake looks up in fear! Jake smiles and tries to talk himself out of it. Misfit gets closer and closer to him and Jake backs up. Jake puts his belt back on and goes to leave the ring. Misfit goes to let him but as he gets to the ropes Misfit grabs Jake, pulls him in and whispers to him then hits him with Sanity! The fans go WILD! Misfit looks over a downed Jake but as Misfit turns around he cops a Ryde Of Your Life from Bill Ryder! Misfit goes down and the fans are going nuts!
Steve White: Bill Ryder is back up!?
Alexander Corvis: Everyone else is down but Santa is getting back up too!
Santa is holding his neck and back. He confronts Bill and the two insult each other for a while as Santa adjusts his beard. Samson looks on, watching Santa carefully as he releases a ready to fight Astrid! Bill and Santa start trading rights and it looks like Bill is on the losing end until Astrid jumps on Santa and rakes his back! Santa yells in pain and Bill falls in the corner recovering! Astrid jumps on Santa’s back, clawing at his face!
Joshua Samson: You think I’m stupid!? HUH!? What’s your deal!? Asti, Bill! Break his neck! Aim for the neck!
Astrid starts hammering Santa’s neck but he tosses her off! They both get up and she swings at him but Santa blocks it and grabs her arm! Astrid looks up at him as he waves his finger in her face then nods and smiles before dropping her with a big right hand! Joshua Samson rages on the outside and quickly reaches in and pulls her out! Bill blindsides Santa and hits him with a forearm to the mat and gets him in a headlock! Bill does as instructed and aims for the neck, getting Santa in a headlock and shaking him up and down! Santa screams in pain as Bill shakes him! Bill pushes Santa off of him against the ropes and then fires Ryde Of Your Life! Santa ducks it and Bill is shocked! Bill turns quickly and fires it again but Santa avoids it once more and when Bill turns around, Santa hits him with a superkick! The fans go nuts and Bill hits the ropes, his eyes in the back of his head! Santa lines Bill up and hits him with a second superkick, sending him over the top rope, spitting out a tooth and some blood in the process as Brooklyn catches him on the outside!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Steve White: Santa! Santa Clause is back and he took out Bill Ryder! WHAT A NIGHT!
It’s still not over. Samson gets his crew to retreat up the ramp but he smirks as he sees Oliver Black slide in the ring, thinking that The Black Asylum will handle this for him. Oliver stands across from Santa, both men badly beaten. Oliver swings his umbrella around ominously and smirks as he gets closer. Santa goes to the ropes and reaches for an elongated present left over from Christmas Chaos! He unwraps it and it's a candy cane kendo stick! Both Santa and Oliver wield their weapons and circle each other as the others watch on intently and the fans lose it! They circle for a while before Oliver stops and backs off near the ropes.
Oliver Black: Heh… You’ll pay dearly for both accounts tonight… But not now… Now isn’t the time…
Oliver rolls out of the ring and backs up the ramp as Losak and Misfit tell the rest of The Black Asylum to retreat and they do. They get halfway up the ramp while The Samson Family are already on the stage…
Conner Creed: Pussies…
The fans BOOM back into life as the Sons of Chaos regroup on the outside this time joined by Daniel Keegan. The five men surround the ring and get to the sides of the apron. Santa looks around, he’s outnumbered and surrounded but as they get their knees up on the apron, Dave and Wilson slide in and the fans GO BERSERK!
Steve White: Sons of Chaos ready to tear shit down and ruin Christmas but Wilson and Dave are right back in it, ready to help out Santa!
Alexander Corvis: I don’t think Santa wants to go anymore! Samson Family and Black Asylum knew when enough was enough but The SoC wants blood tonight and they’re not gonna leave without it! The problem is that there are 5 of them now!!
Wilson, Dave and Santa are waiting and ready to fight! They ask for SoC to come in and Creed and Reigns have their legs through the ropes. Hunter drops off of the apron and says it’s not worth it right now. Creed follows and so does Keegan and Chris Hunter! They back off back up the ramp. Reigns is slow to follow, he sits down on the apron ready to leave but Wilson runs up and grabs him by the hair, tossing him back into the ring! The fans go nuts and the rest of the SoC run down! Santa swings the kendo stick and Dave swipes at them, preventing them from getting in to save Reigns!
Steve White: Ohh Shit! Santa, Dave and Wilson just took Alex Reigns and the SoC can’t get in the ring to save him!
Alexander Corvis: The tables have turned!
Creed jumps on the apron but Santa swings at him, forcing him to retreat! Chris and Keegan get up on the apron but Dave lunges at them and they drop off before he can connect! Dave sits on the rope and asks the SoC to come in but they don’t, they can’t get in!
Kevin Hunter: I am WARNING you all, right now! Let him go! Let him go dammit!
The trio ignores the SoC and Santa snaps the kendo stick over Reigns’ back! He screams in pain and Dave grabs him! Chris makes one last attempt but Wilson swipes at him and he backs off! Dave pulls Reigns in and hits him with Transcendence! The fans go NUTS! Dave raises his arms and does the UGK gesture before getting to the turnbuckle and raising his arms! Santa points at Wilson with both fingers and Wilson manhandles Reigns, locking him in The Acid Test! Reigns screams in pain in the hold and Kevin and Keegan get a little closer to the ring but Dave picks up the lead pipe they left behind and swings at them! Wilson lets Alex out of the hold then Dave and Wilson point over to Santa as the fans go WILD! Wilson picks Reigns up and whips him over to Santa who hits Reigns with a double knee facebuster! The fans go WILD as Wilson, Santa and Dave start hyping up the fans and celebrating. The Samson Family and Black Asylum watch on intently from their respective spots.
Steve White: Alex Reigns got fucked up as Wilson, Dave and Santa sent a message! How the tables turned so quick!
Alexander Corvis: This is the best conclusion to a show I think I’ve ever seen!!
Kevin Hunter: That’s enough! Leave him now, he’s had enough! If you let him go I promise I’ll make it quick when it comes time for us to destroy you!
The trio doesn't listen! Wilson grabs Alex from the mat and the SoC watch on! Santa hoists Alex Reigns up in the powerbomb position! Wilson bounces off of the second ropes and hits Alex with a Wilson Kick in the face while he’s up there! It forces Santa to bring him down as Dave jumps up and hits a falling Reigns with a double knee backbreaker! The fans go ABSOLUTELY CRAZY!
Fans: AHHHHHHHHH! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! That Triple move there by Santa, Wilson and Dave! What the fuck! What is going on!? Is this real life!? This is amazing!
Alexander Corvis: Reigns got fucked up! What a move!
Reigns rolls out to Keegan and Chris Hunter and they take him back up the ramp. Kevin Hunter crosses his finger across his throat and signals to the trio in the ring. They back up the ramp. Samson Family and Black Asylum have disappeared backstage and SoC follows as Wilson, Dave and Santa celebrate in the ring!
Steve White: Well ladies and gentlemen, it was an amazing night! One of the best I think I’ve ever seen! I have to say this was incredible and I can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen next week on the first Mayhem and Anarchy shows of 2018! Good night ladies and gentlemen, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Be healthy, be safe and good night!
We see Wilson, Dave and Santa celebrating with the cheering fans with Christmas decorations and confetti falling from the roof. We fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.